Dynallision Delta: Snake Eater

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Hate wrestling. Welcome back to Wednesday night Fake Fights, where I is a Taylor still with the she's and the hers and watching Dynamite every week and talking about it making yalls problem with my favorite wrestle Queers returning from the land of LARPs. [00:01:16] Speaker A: It wasn't really one. [00:01:19] Speaker B: It sounds cooler if it was a LARP. The only Erica the length Warren's. Hi, Erica. What's the number one? [00:01:29] Speaker A: Nothing has ever been made cooler by calling it a larp. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Okay, I should have started that with. [00:01:36] Speaker A: I don't know what, it is cooler to say it. It's a masquerade party at an antique shop. [00:01:40] Speaker B: Hey, there you go. [00:01:41] Speaker A: Except it wasn't. I was just sweating my ass off the entire time. [00:01:45] Speaker B: Like my costume going antiquing. [00:01:47] Speaker A: My costume fell apart immediately. Yes, it is I, Erica Warren. I am the length. My dick is not big anymore, but that's my design. [00:01:58] Speaker B: Estrogen's magic. [00:02:03] Speaker A: The length is purely ironic. [00:02:11] Speaker B: And of course, second, second wrestle Queer. Our beloved creation. Yo. Sorry I have to say it all. [00:02:20] Speaker C: Fun fact. What I've been describing as a hamster size or a human sized hamster ball is just called a zorb. Yeah, people use them all the time. They use it to walk on water and shit. [00:02:38] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I've seen those. [00:02:40] Speaker A: I thought those were inflatable, though. I always pictured the orb as like. It's actually like the fucking hamster ball. [00:02:46] Speaker C: God. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:46] Speaker C: I suppose that's hard plastic then. [00:02:49] Speaker A: Yeah, because that would. That's how you keep the dank in, I assume. [00:02:53] Speaker C: That's true. That's true. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:55] Speaker C: You need to let it breathe a little bit though. [00:02:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:58] Speaker C: You know that tonight they're just slipping down a slip and slide. The ball shoots out. The zorb shoots out from the back. [00:03:07] Speaker B: It doesn't make like a funk sound. Yeah, yeah. [00:03:12] Speaker A: Bounces off. The ring crew is just like scrambling to try and stop it. [00:03:20] Speaker B: Oh, oh. Oh, God. [00:03:23] Speaker C: I take out like the first couple of rose patrons of like, Doc comes [00:03:31] Speaker A: out, kneels down next to them. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:34] Speaker A: You don't have to do this. Hampter. Don't listen to him. [00:03:39] Speaker B: I can't stress enough that anytime we talk about, like, ambient ring crew or any sort of ambient crew to this production, it is just various clones of me. Like, you're really just to paint the whole picture. That was unreal. Holy. The clones are scrambling. Oh, God. Oh, they. [00:04:02] Speaker C: They signed a wave. They knew. They knew. They knew. They. They knew. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:04:06] Speaker A: No, I don't think. [00:04:09] Speaker B: Oh, they did sign a waiver. No, no, no, no. Hampter. Hampter. [00:04:12] Speaker C: As somebody who's been to a collision show recently. Recently, I had. Have I has. I was told that I assume all responsibility for sitting in the rows close to the front in case of you, like, I could get hit with what [00:04:26] Speaker B: the ever if Jon Moxley does something. Shrapnel. Yeah. If you get Moxley blood on you, that's on you. [00:04:35] Speaker C: And I become blessed. You mean? [00:04:37] Speaker B: Yes, you are. [00:04:41] Speaker A: With the blood of the forsaken. [00:04:43] Speaker C: Jesus. Yes, please. Honestly, why not? You know? [00:04:50] Speaker B: We did it with the blood of the forsaken. Oh, yeah. [00:04:56] Speaker C: Christianity to be. So let's go. [00:04:58] Speaker B: Wednesday night, fake fights now, I guess. Sponsored by Infowars. Tim Onion. Talk to me. We got the blood of the forsaken. [00:05:10] Speaker A: It's hot. [00:05:12] Speaker B: It's hot. It was the first. We want to announce God alliance between God and the devil that. That ended me like Tim Heidegger. God damn it. I'm so excited for this era. Anyways, I'm also excited for grabs, which is what we're here. We're not here to talk about how Infowars is cool now. [00:05:35] Speaker A: Oh, are you sure? Because I've got Cryptid of the week. Let's go. Cryptid of the week. [00:05:46] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Before we start, you're gonna need your whole guard here, which I guess is like a thing coming out. Spirit guard, he calls it. This is band aids with a cross on it. Like, again, sponsor us. Tim Onion actual products that they're making. I'm sure he has a real name, but I'm just gonna call him Tim Onion anyways. Yeah. So Cryptic Corner, brought to you by Tim Onion and in full war is Infowars. [00:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Stone cold classic. The Lizard Man Escape. Skateboard Swamp. Have you heard about that? [00:06:20] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I've never heard of this classic. Please tell me. The Lizardman. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Yeah, this is. This is like a really famous one. It's kind of recent. That was from 1988 in South Carolina, which is where dynamite is emanating from. His car gets flat by the swamp. So he gets out, changes the tire and then he sees like this seven foot tall lizard man coming at him from the swamp. [00:06:48] Speaker B: That's a pretty big size for a lizardman. [00:06:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Jump. He jumps in the car. It jumps on the roof of his car. He drives off, hanging off of his car. [00:06:56] Speaker C: Wow. [00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah. He slams on the brakes and like runs it over a little bit. And apparently the thing that would made this case interesting was supposedly there was like bite and claw marks and blood on his car. So there's like physical evidence and. [00:07:13] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:07:14] Speaker A: You know what they didn't do? Collect samples or take pictures. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Mistake. [00:07:19] Speaker C: Unfortunate. [00:07:21] Speaker A: Unfortunately. [00:07:22] Speaker B: Well, you see, I know what that was though. I know exactly what that was because I just told someone this story. [00:07:28] Speaker C: The lizard. [00:07:29] Speaker B: Well, you see what happens is that was a seven foot tall guy who just went mudding with his buddies on some four by fours and he fell trying to get one unstuck and you just get covered and you know the blood came in here, he hurt himself and then he was just trying to get out the road, find the road, get back to camp and. Yeah, and he got hit. So of course, you know, you hit the guy, he's gonna jump on your roof. That's just a big guy covered in mud. [00:07:54] Speaker A: It's just big jump on the roof and then hit him. And it was also at like. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Well, maybe he was just an. The point is he was covered in mud. [00:08:02] Speaker A: I think it's the lizard guy from Star Trek. A Gorn. The Gorn? Yeah, like not, not like you think it's a Gorn. [00:08:10] Speaker B: Like the original, the original tos Go. [00:08:17] Speaker C: What if they actually just used created them and then released them throughout the US like in the 80s after like getting tired of holding. [00:08:26] Speaker B: We got the, we got these leftover Gorn in the basement. [00:08:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Shatner didn't kill this one. This one survived the shot, this one survived the Shatner taping. [00:08:36] Speaker C: So never lease it into the wild. Like we don't want to take care of it anymore. And then you get all the, the rashes of like cryptid spottings. Also 7 foot tall is way above the average height in for the United States. [00:08:52] Speaker B: So this is true. That's very tall. I, I guess I've known a lot of tall people, so I guess like I'm biased, but. Yeah, no, they dropped, they dropped the Gorn off in North Charleston, S.C. which is led to a lot of confusion later on that I thought was very funny. But I also couldn't tell if it was scripted. I might have been scripted Confusion. That's either here. I just giggled at that. That was like says in North Charleston, South Carolina. I was like, pick one. [00:09:27] Speaker A: We're in the north of South Carolina. You. [00:09:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I think. [00:09:31] Speaker C: What was the. The mouth? What do they call him? Like he was off his game today. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Like the mouth? [00:09:41] Speaker C: No, Roberts, who I always forget. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Oh, the ring. Yeah. Ring announcer. [00:09:46] Speaker B: The ring announcer. [00:09:49] Speaker C: Thank you. Sorry. Because he messed up. Ace Austin and Colton Gunn and the guns. [00:09:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:09:59] Speaker C: Anyways, it was weird, but this was a heavy. This was my. I named this card the Bite ddt card. Everybody DDT'd and everybody got bit everybody or bit someone in return. This was the motif throughout. But it was super good. [00:10:23] Speaker A: Yeah. So I guess we'll get the fuse lit and get on the road to the actual show. Which opens with a tribute to the now late TED World Entertainment Turner. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Billionaire Ted. [00:10:39] Speaker A: Billionaire Ted has left his mortal coil. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Good night, sweet prince. [00:10:45] Speaker A: And he was a billionaire, but he apparently did a lot of good in the world or at least left a lot of good stuff that people enjoyed. So people kind of remember him fondly. Proving that if you want people to not make fun of you on the Internet, don't be a dick while you're alive. [00:11:01] Speaker C: It's that simple. Little, Literally that simple. Slamming on like Ted Turner. [00:11:09] Speaker B: Actually, I, I will. Like, I. The one thing that it's like, okay, that's, that's not great. Is he. He is responsible to put a moratorium [00:11:19] Speaker C: on this because I understand that this is wrestling, but there's so much not great about it already. [00:11:27] Speaker B: Hold on. I mean, it's, it's kind, it's kind of a big one. But this is more of a like cap. Like this was gonna happen. It's because of capitalism. Like, he's pretty much responsible for the 24 hour news cycle. [00:11:41] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true. [00:11:43] Speaker B: Yeah. But he's also responsible for wrestling on tv. [00:11:51] Speaker A: So like not be a wrestling fan if he hadn't had on the superstation when I was a kid. [00:11:56] Speaker B: So, yeah, it's, it's. So it's one of those things where it's, you know, the, the thing that, that destroyed modern society and the 24 hour news cycle. So, you know, I mean, I'm sorry. I'm kidding. You know, you get the good and the bad, right? I'm kidding. [00:12:17] Speaker A: Like for all accounts, like he was. For all accounts, he seems like he was apparently the husband that Jane Fonda said was the nicest. [00:12:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:12:28] Speaker A: Jane Fonda's like, yeah, you're cool. [00:12:30] Speaker B: Yeah, you're all right. Yeah. [00:12:32] Speaker C: I, with James Repopulate, the American Bison. Am I? [00:12:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And then I s, I, I served some of it at Standing Rock. [00:12:46] Speaker C: The hundred, the 100 years, the next [00:12:52] Speaker A: of classic movies. He, you know. [00:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:58] Speaker B: No, like that's why we have that is because it's like someone's gotta make sure we have copies of this because the film's dying. So like. Yeah. And it was all done for, you know, making, but it's still cool. They did it because. Yeah, we have wrestling because of it. So, like, that's pretty great. [00:13:16] Speaker A: We can never forget his greatest accomplishment, which was pissing Vince McMahon off a decade. [00:13:26] Speaker B: I was gonna end on that if you didn't. [00:13:30] Speaker C: That itself alone earns a 10 bell salute. Ringside bell. [00:13:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:36] Speaker B: I'm so happy they gave him the bell salute. I was like, that was like it at first I was like, oh. Oh, wow. But I was like, oh, yeah. No, I guess that's one of the boys, isn't he? Like, holy. Like, that's like the ultimate. Like, that's respect. That's. That's wild. So, yeah, help. Way to open the show. And yeah. Tony, Tony, like Shivani saying some like really good, good words. Yeah. Like, [00:14:04] Speaker A: Ted Turner believed in wrestling the fans and that pro wrestling deserved to be on national television. And yeah, that's. He has a. He has a rare positive legacy in wrestling. I think so. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Which is wild. Like, fuck. I, I didn't realize that the side plates on the TV belts were like the, the old, like original studio. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:29] Speaker B: Like studio space shit. Like, they never really like went into that. That's really fucking cool. [00:14:35] Speaker A: Yeah, they never focus on that. [00:14:37] Speaker B: See also like the. Why the national title looks like that. Like again, we're to talk about billionaires who suck less than others fucking. Thanks, Tony, because they in like we get there too because like Tony Schiavone isn't the only one talking. He brings out a certain, certain someone. I don't want a backseat drive. [00:15:04] Speaker A: I already mentioned. [00:15:06] Speaker B: You did mention Sting. Okay. [00:15:09] Speaker A: Sting eulogized him basically. [00:15:11] Speaker C: And it was cool, I gotta say. Old man Sting, like, it's, it's wild because he's just an old man. And then he turns it on. And I was like, this is 96 Sting. Like, it's. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:25] Speaker C: Fantastic. [00:15:26] Speaker B: It's pretty wild. Yeah. When he turns it on, it's like, oh, that's Stinger, though. [00:15:32] Speaker C: He also. Yeah, yeah, it was good to see him. I saw Tony Khan actually in Peoria twice. He came out Twice. Apparently he grew up in Illinois, not far away from. [00:15:47] Speaker B: So, no, that's. You know, that was. And that was the point I want to make is that that Sting brought up was like, now we still have a billionaire who loves wrestling. Was like, like, I'm gonna make this happen. And that is really great. Like, thank you, Tony Khan, for. For like, taking all your dad's money and being like, I have a federation. You get to live your dream and we all reap the benefits, basically. [00:16:15] Speaker A: It's one of the number one comments I see people make is like, yeah, if I was a billionaire after I, you know, did philanthropy and stuff, I would just make a wrestling federation. [00:16:25] Speaker B: Yeah. An ethical one. As ethical as possible. Yeah. [00:16:29] Speaker A: Granted, that's wrestling, fans. That's wrestling. Because, like, that's. That's always like the. The thing that has always, like during the. The. The Dark ages, in the 21st century, with just WWE on top, though, the. The big thing was, is always like, you need a billionaire to come in and like, just put all of it together. [00:16:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Because the capital is so, like, the cost of entry, the pieces are there. The cost of entry for somebody who is just on the street is just way too high. And like, even on the Indies, you have to, like, really grind. And having that big boost, having those deep pockets like Ted used to quote, is a huge benefit. [00:17:16] Speaker B: Well, yeah, because Vince had 60 years behind him. [00:17:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:21] Speaker B: And like, yeah, that's momentum, you know, so, like, to start something, you need the money. You need the capital to. To juice it. And that's. And like, Ted. Ted saved. That's the thing too, is like, Ted saved a dying company. He. Because, like, it was basically like the NWO and Crockett. It was like Crockett became wcw. WCW was the name of the show for the Crockett territory. And then Ted had the Superstation and all that. And, like. And like, basically brought it on there. It's like, like, no, you're always gonna have wrestling on Turner. And I gave them that and then was like, how do I make people care more? And Bischoff's like, live. Live against Vince. And. And he was like, go for it. And Bischoff's like, I didn't think you're gonna say yes. And that was the Monday show. Go back a hundred episodes almost. Next week will be a hundred things we've released on the feed, which is a little nuts. [00:18:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:30] Speaker B: Right. But yeah, it's so, yeah, Ted Turner and Sting and woo and the 10 bell salute. Because, like. Yeah. [00:18:40] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, we get that. Yeah. [00:18:43] Speaker B: And now where we drive to. [00:18:45] Speaker A: Then we hit the. The credits and we get right into a continental title eliminator match. John Moxley versus Juice Robinson. [00:18:54] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:18:56] Speaker A: Let's go. Renee. [00:18:58] Speaker B: This was so good. [00:19:00] Speaker A: This is great. Renee. Renee does her little pre match, you know, tale of the tape thing and mentions that Mox has called his long running feud with Juice Robinson over like New Japan, the Indies and aw, the. A long term bar fight. [00:19:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:19:18] Speaker A: Because they fight, Juice comes out and he comes to the ring with the full strength guns and Ace Austin. [00:19:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:19:28] Speaker A: And even though they can't. [00:19:29] Speaker B: And a rock hard shirt. I haven't seen on Juice in a minute and I'm really pleased. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Apparently Orange Cassidy also makes Juice rock hard, according to a fan favorite. [00:19:49] Speaker C: I've started watching Wednesday nights with some of my friends and Megan started looking up if there was any fix between Jon Moxley and Juice Roberts because there's that intensity there. Unfortunately there weren't, but there. So she's looking through AO3 at throughout some of this match. There's a lot of John Moxley and entries. Yeah. [00:20:19] Speaker B: But like Orange X Juice is pretty great. Like that's, that's. I see why that, that author went for that particular piece of art. [00:20:29] Speaker A: Right. So they basically just go to town on each other. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Much like that. That story that we. [00:20:38] Speaker A: No, that was only really mature. They. It kind of faded away before like they got graphic. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:20:43] Speaker C: There's a lot of interest. [00:20:45] Speaker A: It was a drabble. It was a drabble. Yeah. So yeah, they're just like slugging it out. Box is bleeding from the face right away. They bring up a lot about how Juice is left handed. So he is. So Mox is targeting the hand as much as possible. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Yep. Because he's got that, that left Hand of God situation going on. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Hand of God. Yep. Juice tosses mocks over the announced tail or the timekeeper table. Then he gets on the timekeeper table himself and does his big axe handle and then rains down some punches and then face biting. [00:21:25] Speaker B: And then [00:21:27] Speaker A: this was like really cool. So like Mox kind of like slips out underneath them and is grabbing his face and turns around and Juice like kind of seamlessly turns it into a cross body. [00:21:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:36] Speaker A: Very, very sweet move. I missed what happened with the steps. But Moxley gets control, sending Juice back into the stairs. And he goes back to attacking the left hand, which now includes biting the fingers. To which Taz exclaims, he's gonna bite the finger. He's going Hot Dog Jones. [00:21:58] Speaker C: Of course he Is I love how Mox looks up like, like a naughty dog. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Yes. [00:22:04] Speaker C: Right before he does it. [00:22:06] Speaker A: He's got the best expression. [00:22:12] Speaker C: Hairstyle. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Disgusting. Disgusting. Yeah. Mox has got an infirm control. Juice tries to fight back with some punches, but is his hands all up now. He misses a corner Senton. Mox hits a cutter and he poses a little bit. Does some quarter punches of his own and Juice gets like this really sick looking power bomb. Looks like Mox mostly landed on his ass and we get like 10 minute mark as it gets. Actually finally gets the. The cannonball Senton in the corner. Yeah, they reset and they're basically, you know, on their feet and they're a bunch of pinning combos. And I forgot Juice even has full Nelson's. A full Nelson slam in his moveset. [00:22:58] Speaker B: He really do like. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:00] Speaker B: Juice was like giving it, giving his whole Juice in this match. I felt like I really enjoyed this. [00:23:08] Speaker A: His matches, his matches with Moxley. Like I, I very much recommend people going to check them out in the. What's it called? The New Japan. Their New Japan matches are great. Like there's a reason why they keep doing this match in Aw now because it's like oh yeah, this ruled. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like whoa. Like in the way he described it was like yes, like no, this is just a brawl. But like whoa. And like Juice hidden like, like that. Oh, he hit a really clean top rope her can Rada. Yeah, that looked like it just hurt. Like Mox looked like he bumped hard. [00:23:51] Speaker C: Was that the one that he. Then he followed up with the lariat which was. [00:23:56] Speaker A: I think so. Yeah. Because he just. [00:23:57] Speaker C: Yeah, super duper sick. [00:23:59] Speaker A: Like it was, it was definitely like they said at the start, like their, their feud has been like a series of bar fights. Like yeah, this felt like a bar fight. Like yeah, just loads up the left hand of God and Mox just like counters it by biting him in the face. Yeah, which, yeah, that's an effective counter. Just somebody wants to punch you, bite him in the face. [00:24:17] Speaker B: Especially in a bar fight. Yeah. [00:24:20] Speaker A: Tony Schiavone is impressed. Says it's just man on man as these guys are throwing headbutts at each other in the middle of the ring. Juice go once. Juice is loose but Max gets a sleeper and then like it's a struggle for like to try and like, you know, get out of the sleeper. So Max gets the pile driver for two Bully choke. Juice almost fights out of it. [00:24:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:47] Speaker A: And then Mox drags him back down. Juice Fades out. Mox wins. Mox give him a little head pat at the end. [00:24:54] Speaker C: There was the biggest. I've never seen commentator curse quite like this before. Where Excalibur was like, you know, it would. Juice is doing great. It could be a lot worse. He could be on his stomach with Mox on his back. Juice immediately falls onto like rolls onto his stomach. Mox has got the chokehold and he's out. I was like, God damn. [00:25:18] Speaker A: Excalibur calibers reading the script. [00:25:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Jesus. [00:25:24] Speaker A: God. Oh, God. Yeah. So that was good. I enjoyed it. Good fight. It does kind of begin the trend though of the crowd really kind of sucked tonight. They were very quiet and I don't think it was just. They weren't mic'd right. All right, so we get. We. We go to a little bit of Osprey Death Rider soap opera. Danny Garcia is yelling at the camera. [00:25:51] Speaker B: This was real nice. Real, real nice and real gay. [00:25:55] Speaker A: This was super gay. Garcia is yelling at the camera about how like he just got off the flight from Japan and winning titles. We don't care. Get the to work. So to. [00:26:08] Speaker C: To. [00:26:08] Speaker A: To set up what is happening. Will is on his knees and Wheeler Yuta is. And he's holding. I think he's holding Wheeler's legs and Yuta's just like leaning on his back and doing sit ups. But like he's leaning all the way back on Osprey's neck. On his neck. He's trying. They're trying to deposify the neck. [00:26:28] Speaker B: Yes. [00:26:29] Speaker C: Posing it to Wheeler Yuta would actually dry up. That [00:26:36] Speaker A: absorb the pussy. [00:26:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:40] Speaker B: You know how, you know how we deposify a neck? Put a Utah on it. What am I doing? [00:26:50] Speaker A: God. Yeah. [00:26:51] Speaker B: So like I'm laying down some neck. All right. [00:26:57] Speaker A: It's been a while since I de pussified a neck, but this is how we did it in Patton. [00:27:05] Speaker C: You're a goddamn coward. [00:27:07] Speaker A: I'll spray you magnificent bastard. I read your book. [00:27:14] Speaker C: Going to mom's Messina paper hanging. Son of a. [00:27:22] Speaker A: I'm going all in to personally hang. Personally shoot that paper hanging. God, I love that stupid movie. [00:27:30] Speaker C: I've. I. I also watched it a shocking number of times when I was like a summer outside of college my freshman year of college. I don't know why. It was just. [00:27:41] Speaker A: It's time to watch Patton. [00:27:43] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't. Was riding in my parents basement. And just on repeat, apparently [00:27:54] Speaker A: we're actually talking about a George C. Scott movie. [00:27:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Why. Why is he here? [00:28:01] Speaker A: You started it. [00:28:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:04] Speaker A: You brought him it's the you brought up in this one. I wasn't gonna do it. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Well, it's not my fault he lives here now. But why. We all have a bit. [00:28:18] Speaker A: I gave it back. [00:28:22] Speaker B: We all have George C. Scott, Lauren. It's just. [00:28:25] Speaker C: It is kind of creepy, actually. [00:28:27] Speaker A: I mean, he's a famous actor. It'd be weird if we hadn't seen his movies. Honestly, that's who. [00:28:33] Speaker B: You're right. [00:28:34] Speaker C: He died in 1999, though. [00:28:36] Speaker A: Yeah, he was. [00:28:37] Speaker B: This is also true. [00:28:38] Speaker A: He was in. [00:28:40] Speaker B: Actually, I died in 2002. But no, don't. Don't ask about that. [00:28:47] Speaker A: So Mox Max gets on him on the ground is like, hey, cool. Good. That was awesome. Have you ever heard the concept of death drowned? And he explains that death. He's all excited about it. It's like, so apparent. I, I. John. Yeah, I didn't transcribe the whole promo, but, like, he, he's basically saying, like, you're at Death Ground is when you have no escape and it's either fight or die. [00:29:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:16] Speaker A: And Osprey's neck has left him with two options. He can. He can get rid of the neck or he can die. It seems a bit extreme. [00:29:26] Speaker B: Deaf ground. All right. [00:29:27] Speaker A: Anyways, he's basically telling Will. This is, you know, you can either get better and be, like, the person, the wrestler that you're meant to be, or you can just be a. And be average and still be a champion, but it won't matter because you're a. And then he tells him to get on his back. Marina straddles his head and Pac kicks the camera crew out. Because the proprietary. The. The thigh crushing is proprietary, I guess. [00:29:57] Speaker C: Yes. [00:30:02] Speaker A: Speaking of Orange Cassidy, that comes up immediately next. Double Jeopardy. Orange Cassidy versus Dax Harwood. The. The stipulation here is that if Orange Cassidy wins, the Conglomeration will get a tag title shot. And if Dax wins, FTR and Tommy Chompers get a trio's title shot. Stokely is doing some Orange Cassidy cosplay, and they've got black and white shirts like Orange Cassidy does, but of them. And they also bring out some backup in Roppongi Vice, the Dogs, and Thompson chomping tent. Thank God I don't have to call one of his matches tonight. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Oh, you, you, you Conglomeration. [00:30:49] Speaker A: Come out. I'm driving. Excuse me. The conglomeration. Come out. I can't pretend to be stern. I'm not stern. Come back with the young bucks and cope. And Christian. Christian looks like absolutely to be disgusted to be around this many like white meat baby faces. He's just got like the biggest true. Like, it looks. It looks like he walked through like a forest of farts and he's so pissed. [00:31:24] Speaker B: The things that he does for love, you know. [00:31:29] Speaker C: Not this side of the stage. I should be entering from. Sirs. Like, you have to understand, it really [00:31:36] Speaker B: is like, your tunnel is weird. [00:31:38] Speaker A: Yeah. When you're. When you're with a significant other and they're like, come hang out with my friends. And you go hang out with your friends, but you don't really get along with any of them. You don't. It doesn't match. It's awkward. It's weird. Like, you get along, you make conversation, but it's just like, I don't know, partners, like. [00:31:59] Speaker B: And by the end of it, your partner's like apologizing for you. You know? I don't know why he's like this. Yeah. Like, every time. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Every time, every time, every time. [00:32:10] Speaker B: And you know, you know they're going to talk about on the right home. [00:32:14] Speaker A: Right. But the sex afterwards will be okay. Really. Makeup sex after. It'll be fine. At least that's how it's worked with me anyway. [00:32:24] Speaker C: Sorry. I'm just immediately confused in any story then. Sorry. [00:32:29] Speaker A: That's fine. I've. I've been on one recently, so that's okay. Yeah. Tony. Tony Shivs is like. Oh, it's like a lumberjack match. And it kind of is. They do some grappling and OC Rubs Dax's bald head and Dax shoves him to the corner and he's like trying to do some chops and OC Just is like, no, you can't chop me. No, you can't shot me. And Dax is getting really kissed. And then orange punch gets it to the floor. We get some lore stare downs as Cassidy glares at Trent and Rocky because they were used to be best friends. [00:33:07] Speaker C: Wow. [00:33:08] Speaker A: And they betrayed. They betrayed them. And Trent killed Chuck Taylor. [00:33:14] Speaker B: And so you betrayed Chuck E. T. [00:33:16] Speaker A: He portrayed sexy Chuck E. T. [00:33:20] Speaker C: Where. When was this? Real quick. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Like two years ago. [00:33:24] Speaker C: Okay. [00:33:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:24] Speaker C: Was it Naned Ae aew. The aew. Or was it. [00:33:29] Speaker A: Yes, it was. It was aw. It was aw. Yeah. So they. The. The distraction lets Dax get the advantage and their. Or O.C. injures his hand on the. On the ring post. And so we get like two matches in a row where we're targeting the hand that a guy punches with. [00:33:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:50] Speaker A: Taz like ignores whatever he's supposed to be doing to. To dap up cash. Wheeler and commentary gives him for it. We're focused. You're focused in the business call it a T. We call being Taz. Taz. All your friends are celebrating. You want to get. [00:34:12] Speaker C: They were on one tonight. Commentary was great. [00:34:16] Speaker B: They really were. And they were giving has a lot of. [00:34:19] Speaker C: I feel they totally were. [00:34:22] Speaker A: They. It's been a while since it's been a three hour episode. So I think they were like we're locking in now and just being silly with it because usually the last time we did a Dynalision they were like they were just done. They got loopy like they were just like we don't want to be here. Everything is dumb. Danielson just was going off about dumb. [00:34:47] Speaker C: Damn. [00:34:48] Speaker B: And you have to realize I'm pretty sure that they recorded a second hour of collision after we went off the air. That'll air on Saturday. Moly. [00:34:59] Speaker C: Wow, that's a lot of that. So that's a lot of wrestling. [00:35:03] Speaker A: That's a lot of wrestling. [00:35:04] Speaker B: It's a lot of mic time. That's a lot of Tony Schiavone having to pretend he doesn't adore Taz's little face. Must be so hard to pretend. [00:35:15] Speaker A: They get a. There's a long roll up on Dax but the ref is distracted. [00:35:22] Speaker C: Oh God. [00:35:25] Speaker A: That's too long for a roll up. Come on, guys. So he makes at that point I [00:35:30] Speaker B: think you're just like being that close to each other. [00:35:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, she does get a comeback trying to fight back off the top rope. And he bites Dax and then gets a ddt. So Hansa called it. It's the bite. It's DDT bite episode. [00:35:46] Speaker C: Even OC's biting at this point. [00:35:49] Speaker B: Why? Why should Jack Perry be the only one that gets to nibble? [00:35:53] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly everybody. He wasn't on this episode so it's fine. [00:35:58] Speaker C: Forbidden meat. [00:35:59] Speaker A: That's why. [00:36:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Where yeah, he. He was flesh, flesh, flesh. Number one body hor pack. Whoever Jack Perry was not on the show. He's watching the Joan. He's like that's gimmick infringement, brother. [00:36:22] Speaker A: Only I can fight. Only I may eat the flesh of the living. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Don't you gear anywhere near Okada's dick. [00:36:34] Speaker A: No chomp my dick was bitten by Jack Harry. Unlike to catch that. Sorry. I'm sorry. O.C. guys. A baby face suicida. And I think Dax is supposed to catch him but he kind of doesn't. He just picks him up anyway and slams him into the desk. And then he does the taunt. He puts his hands into his his underwear and then does the. The soft kicks, which makes Oshi fire up, shows him how it's done. Drop kick ddt. He glares at Stokely for a second. Finley sneaks in, gets a. Gets a free shot, and then, like, it just breaks down completely on the outside. Like, it'd been, like, mostly. Mostly been kind of chill, but it's not been good. And then it, like, got bad. So while all that's happening, Dax grabs the ring bell Ref catches him before he can use it. And Orange gets the beach break. Orange punch, block, slingshot, power bomb. Gets two. That whole exchange looked a little weird. I thought, like, they were just like, I don't know what we're doing. Where is this happening? Stun Dog Millionaire Orange punch only two because Orange's hand is. Got an owie. [00:37:53] Speaker C: Abuse that has been delivered upon it. [00:37:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:59] Speaker B: What if they pulmonize just his hand? That's like, just his finger. Like, not the arm. [00:38:05] Speaker C: Like, just, like. [00:38:07] Speaker B: I think that'd be really [00:38:10] Speaker A: colonizing. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you colonize. If you pulmonize it. It's the. The Pillman knives. [00:38:17] Speaker B: All right. [00:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:18] Speaker B: So then what we need is a really small steel chair. [00:38:22] Speaker C: Mousetrap. [00:38:24] Speaker B: Thank you. This is why I was trying to get it. All right, thank you. Continue. Drive. [00:38:28] Speaker A: Thank you. Dax gets an arm bar, which they point out is a thing he never does. So Orange Cassidy turns it into a very tight pin, and he gets the win. [00:38:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:37] Speaker B: Hell, yeah, I do. [00:38:38] Speaker A: There was Conglomerate. Oh, go ahead. [00:38:41] Speaker C: There was a lot of. There was a lot of simmering along this match because you had the faces on one end, and it's. It's the constant wrestle nonsense where the. The ref is solely paying attention to the faces, not the heels. And, like, Orange Cassidy rolls at the very beginning of this match and into the heel section, and I'm just like, why? What the are you doing? [00:39:07] Speaker B: It's kind of like they said at the beginning on commentary. It's almost becoming like an impromp lumberjack match. Yeah, more or less. [00:39:16] Speaker A: But there's. There's. [00:39:18] Speaker C: Go ahead. [00:39:19] Speaker A: I think there's more incentive for nobody to actually interfere because there's title matches on the line. So if you get caught, very obviously. But the problem was the faces were there to counteract the heels, but they didn't do. [00:39:35] Speaker C: Yeah, because the heels get in some licks. Like, it's not super apparent, but, like, I think Stoke gets a kick in. I know Champa goes in and hits. Hits OC at some point. [00:39:49] Speaker A: Right. [00:39:50] Speaker C: But, like, yeah, the faces don't do anything. Once again, the reps, like, make you. She making sure they stay back, I think. [00:39:57] Speaker B: Yeah. They were there for the couple of distraction spots. And then as soon as it. I. I will say I loved this. As soon it was over, like the bell rang, just everyone piles into the ring, starts beating the out. [00:40:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. It just immediately vines breaks, breaks. It breaks down. But the heels get chased off in very short order. The poggy vice are left alone in the ring. [00:40:24] Speaker C: Yes. [00:40:25] Speaker A: Rocky's like, let's do a five second pose. Adam Copeland. And they're like, no. And they just hit a train of finishes on them. And I like that. Cope hits the spear and then Christian sets up like he's gonna do a spear and just kicks him in the balls. [00:40:40] Speaker B: Yeah, that was really nice. Yeah, that was good stuff. [00:40:45] Speaker C: I think that's to emphasize that he came out on the wrong. Wrong side of the. Like, he's not a baby face. [00:40:52] Speaker A: He's an. He must be an. So, yes, the. The good guys all pose in the ring at the end. And Orange gives his thumbs up and then just collapse his face first because he just had a match and got his ass kicked for most of it. Little short video package for Roosh. Hey, did you know that Roosh was a supporter of the wrestler Quero, who was just convicted on Tuesday of domestic assault and attempted femicide against Stephanie Ver? [00:41:21] Speaker C: Jeez, that was years ago. [00:41:22] Speaker A: That's just a. I didn't know that. That's just a fun thing I throw out there. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Hey, would you. Would you also say that, you know that he was at like a. What was it, like a rally of support for the guy? That's what it was at the courthouse, which could be seen as an. As it could be seen as intimidation. [00:41:44] Speaker A: Yeah. By. [00:41:45] Speaker B: By. By some prosecutors if they gave a. Yeah. So, yeah. So thankfully, that guy isn't got. Got. Got for that. But Roosh is still here. But, you know. Yeah, well, I do like the herds. I will. [00:42:04] Speaker A: I. [00:42:07] Speaker B: You're the one that brought it up. [00:42:10] Speaker A: I would point out that. I just wanted to point it out that this was a thing that happened this week. I know that guy gets sentenced and Roosh did not do anything illegal. But he's a piece of for it. [00:42:23] Speaker B: But he is a piece of for it. But that being said, I like it to Hearns. [00:42:27] Speaker C: So you got the Hearns and feces. [00:42:31] Speaker B: I can just say Hearns and still giggle at it, knowing that he's a piece of. [00:42:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of pieces of. [00:42:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:40] Speaker A: Renee wants. Renee wants a Word with Chris Jericho. Kind of some weirdness with my. My feed where it came back in at a weird time. And. [00:42:49] Speaker C: No, that's what was deliberate. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Jennifer says, well, I wouldn't. Yeah. So Jericho's like, I'm gonna take it to the people. So he grabs the mic and he goes out to the crowd, and they're happy to see him. And he does a cheap pop that he's in Charleston, South Carolina. I don't know. I don't give a. I don't. I can't go to South Carolina. My family went to South Carolina on vacation like, a year ago. And I was like, well, it would be fun to join you, but I don't think I'm allowed to go there. Yeah. [00:43:17] Speaker C: Yep. [00:43:18] Speaker A: But, yes, it's dynamite. And he is Jericho. And he's done with the three on ones and the. And he demands that Ricochet come out on his own to talk to him face to face. And Ricochet does come out, but he's not alone. He's got the Goa. [00:43:33] Speaker C: It would have been better if that. He would have just been jumped. He's like, I'm done with it. [00:43:39] Speaker A: Don't even do the. Don't even do the promo. [00:43:41] Speaker C: Yeah. Just. And then just gets jumped. [00:43:44] Speaker A: Sorry. I. I love the let's bully Chris Jericho gimmick. [00:43:49] Speaker C: Yes. [00:43:51] Speaker B: Working for me. Yeah. Book it. [00:43:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Ricochet to ask him. It says, like, we told you to leave. Do you have a. Do you have a humiliation kink? Because we can just keep doing it for you. Jericho wants a match. [00:44:07] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:44:09] Speaker A: And what. It's. This promo doesn't actually make a ton of sense. He's like, so, like, what does he get out of it? And he wants. He wants the match that Jericho invented. Stadium Stampede. [00:44:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:44:20] Speaker B: And match that Jericho invented. [00:44:23] Speaker A: I think he did. [00:44:25] Speaker B: Isn't it just. It's just an arena match. It's just a hardcore match. [00:44:30] Speaker A: Well, Stadium Stampede is different. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Why? What's different about Stadium Stampede? [00:44:37] Speaker A: Because Hangman Page rode a horse in the first one. God. And it existed. It existed because it was on a pay per view where they couldn't have fans. So they're just like, let's fight in the NFL stadium. That's completely empty. [00:44:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Huh? Huh? Yeah. You mean like. Like Terry Funk and Jerry Lawler did in. In the 80s or like Terry Funkin again? I think Jerry Lawler. It was Terry Funk did it twice, I'm pretty sure. The point being, Terry Funk would like to have a word with Chris Jericho saying he invented the stadium match. [00:45:15] Speaker A: It's got it's its own thing. [00:45:16] Speaker B: I know my ass. When I was a child, I watched. [00:45:22] Speaker A: Hey, man, I had a horse Hangman [00:45:25] Speaker B: get the Was Marty scroll on the back. So anyways, I, I, I. When I. When I was a child. Watch the rock and mankind at halftime have a empty stadium match. Jericho didn't invent horseshit. [00:45:41] Speaker A: I'm just. I'm just saying what he said. All right, Don't. [00:45:44] Speaker C: I'm just reporting. [00:45:45] Speaker A: Don't get. Don't get on my ass about it getting on asses. [00:45:50] Speaker B: Asses are getting God on. Okay, I'm. I'm getting back in the back seat. Drive. I'm sorry. [00:45:57] Speaker A: Yep. So Jericho again says we're in South Carolina. You want stadium stampede? You got it. And he'll find four partners, and if he can't, he'll fight all of them by himself. And he calls Ricochet bald and sucker [00:46:09] Speaker C: punches him, which I'm actually here for. [00:46:13] Speaker A: Yeah, he. He even gets the advantage for, like, 20 seconds before totaliona just kills him off the lion salt. I. I know this made Ella happy because the Hurt syndicate came out, and the Hurt syndicate are gonna fight the demand again. [00:46:32] Speaker B: No way. [00:46:38] Speaker C: No. [00:46:39] Speaker A: Yes. [00:46:41] Speaker B: All right, look, look. Let me tell you, when I stood up out of my chair, I, like, just swore. [00:46:55] Speaker C: You pull the headphones off. [00:46:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, I was just. I'm done. God damn it. Why? Why? [00:47:04] Speaker C: Because it makes the monies, I guess. [00:47:07] Speaker B: No, it can't. [00:47:09] Speaker A: No, I don't think it does. [00:47:14] Speaker B: It don't make. It don't make anybody happy. It's wrong. I just. I love the hurts and Kit. I like the demand, too. I like them a lot. [00:47:25] Speaker A: Stop it. [00:47:26] Speaker B: Get new friends. [00:47:27] Speaker A: They haven't. They haven't fought since last year. So I was going to be in stadium. God. So it's different. I bet you Jack Perry's in it, too. [00:47:37] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:47:38] Speaker A: Because we haven't had enough Ricochet. [00:47:42] Speaker B: I'm good. [00:47:45] Speaker A: Let's go to the back with Renee, and she's with Mina Shirakawa and Harley Cameron. And she wants to know how they feel because they got a match tonight against Sheeta and Statlander, and Harley doesn't know how to feel. She's, like, all anxious and nervous, and she's, like, doesn't know what to do with herself. [00:48:02] Speaker B: And her hair looks amazing. [00:48:07] Speaker A: And Mina says it doesn't matter. And you need to stop looking out there. And. Like, you. You used to be one of the. The. You were one of the first women's tag champions like you. You gotta stop looking out there and and worry about what's in here. And she rips her shirt open and she's like, oh, I thought you were wearing your gear. And they're just titties. [00:48:28] Speaker B: Just. [00:48:29] Speaker C: Just titties. [00:48:30] Speaker A: Yes. I mean, she is. [00:48:31] Speaker B: I mean, she was wearing a bra. [00:48:34] Speaker C: She's wearing gear. Like, it's not anything more scandalous. [00:48:37] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:48:39] Speaker A: exactly. But. [00:48:40] Speaker B: But that was. They're them titties. [00:48:44] Speaker A: Like, Like Renee's, like, coverage, like, Jesus. Jesus. And I guess it. It kind of makes sense because, like, in all, like, the promos that they've done with Sheeta, she has been like, cursing at Harley is like, you're like a big titted idiot or something. [00:49:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Okay. [00:49:05] Speaker A: But, yes. [00:49:06] Speaker B: Which, I mean, I would give good money to be a big titted idiot. [00:49:10] Speaker A: Like, I am giving big good money to be a big titted idiot. [00:49:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:17] Speaker C: Truly blessed. [00:49:19] Speaker A: We're working on it still. Yep. So Harley rips it all the way off and says the wrath is back. And then goes off to find a new shirt, [00:49:29] Speaker C: get into her outfit. [00:49:31] Speaker A: Good stuff. [00:49:32] Speaker B: Wrath be wrapping. [00:49:34] Speaker A: All right. And now we have an international title match. Kazuchiko Okada defending against the bounty hunter, Brian Keith. Don Callison commentary. Close. Personal friends with Taz. Taz, you know, we all hate him. We all badmouth them in the background all the time. [00:50:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:02] Speaker C: Close. [00:50:06] Speaker A: This match was awesome. [00:50:08] Speaker C: Yeah. I have no idea who. I had no idea who Brian Keith was. And I was like, oh, then whatever. But no, he put out. This was so good. [00:50:27] Speaker B: Oh, you. You're unfamiliar with the Bounty Hunter. [00:50:30] Speaker C: I am unfamiliar with the Bounty Hunter. [00:50:32] Speaker A: It's been a while since Brian Keith's been on Dynamite, at least. [00:50:36] Speaker B: Yeah, he's been going for well because he was rocking with Jericho and Jericho was gone for like, a year. So, like, he was doing some stuff. I think he's. He's probably been on roh. Where's Large Billiam? [00:50:50] Speaker A: I don't know. I do not know. [00:50:53] Speaker B: His former tag team partner, Big Bill. [00:50:55] Speaker A: Large woman. I do not know where he is. Yeah, they did. It's just. They just did solid work. Like, I don't even necessarily want to, like, go down spot by spot, but, like, it was good. Just. [00:51:08] Speaker B: It was a very good Okada match. [00:51:09] Speaker A: Hard hitting. Yeah. Yeah. They fight. Yeah. Like, Keith gets the upper hand really early with some headlocks and stuff. And then Okada gets him on the top rope drop, kicks him off, and then hits a big DDT on the floor to go to commercial. Don takes a few free shots. When Okada dumps Keith in front of him at the desk. [00:51:31] Speaker C: As is also like on what stomps. [00:51:35] Speaker A: And then Taz. Taz is like, that was well done. And then commentary just laughs at Tony when he's like, you're stooging too hard tonight. Yeah. Oh, God. Okada lets Keith take a free chop and he does. And I think Okada like regretted that immediately because he just had like a huge welt on his chest immediately. [00:52:03] Speaker B: Don't ever offer your chest a Okada. What are you thinking? [00:52:07] Speaker A: It's not. Not a good idea. Yeah. Keith avoids elbows. Yeah. Top rope, elbow. And then he just, he, he tries for an exploder and he can't get him over. So he just knee Okada hard as in the face. And then DDT's him, which makes Okada. Okada's just like, I gotta get out. Keith goes after him. DDT's him on the floor. Yeah. [00:52:33] Speaker B: I was like, wait, this guy's gonna like kick my ass. Kick my ass. [00:52:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. They. They kind of bring it as like Okada is like a big, big time wrestler. Main event wrestler. But like Keith's a bar fighter, so a brawler. A brawl. He's a brawler. He's a brawler. [00:52:51] Speaker B: He will you up. [00:52:52] Speaker A: He will you up. Yes. He follows him on the floor, hits another ddt. He's still trying for that exploder. [00:53:01] Speaker B: He's got a real pretty exploder. So like, I can't play. [00:53:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:05] Speaker A: Air raid crash, neck, neck breaker. And then he gets the elbow drop. Gives us the maker pose. And then it becomes just like a matter of time of Keith fighting out of the He. He. He blocks the rain maker but gets a drop kick. Blocks another rainmaker with a head butter headbutt. He strives for the he. He eventually gets the tiger driver after a hard sliding lariat, gets blocked and does that running corner kick. He tries for the diamond dust. I don't know what Okada hit on him. It looked kind of like a version of Vertigo, but he hits the rainmaker and that ends it. [00:53:49] Speaker C: You do pull like according. It was. I. I'm looking at the. The AEW Dynamite recap. They call it a Michinoku driver variation. [00:54:02] Speaker A: I don't know, kinda. [00:54:04] Speaker B: It was like. [00:54:06] Speaker C: That's true. Yeah. [00:54:07] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean that's kind of what my brain thought of it about it too. When I like was thinking like. What even was that? It was like, yeah, it was kind of like a. A weird Michinokuish driver worked. [00:54:21] Speaker A: So it worked. It reminded me more, like I said, of Ricochet's Vertigo. But I don't run the company and I don't name the moves. [00:54:28] Speaker C: Yeah, I just. I'm just passing by. [00:54:32] Speaker A: I. I would call it the. The Slapper, and then they would have to say that on tv if I was in charge. [00:54:40] Speaker C: They need to put you on the book. [00:54:42] Speaker A: They should put me on the book. Yeah. Don gets on the mic afterwards and lets us know that Okada has something to say. And he lets us know that he's already got the international title, unlike Takeshita. Yeah, he wants more, and he's going after the men's world title. [00:55:05] Speaker B: You're not the only one that can say the B word. [00:55:11] Speaker A: Yeah, Get a little Andrade video package. And he is very cool. And as far as I know, he did not show up to demonstrations at a courthouse in support of a man on trial for domestic assault and femicide. Good job. You've cleared a very, very low bar. [00:55:28] Speaker C: Oh, damn. [00:55:30] Speaker B: Well, how. You know, [00:55:33] Speaker A: I probably would have heard if we heard that Roosh was there. We would have. Definitely. [00:55:37] Speaker B: Yeah, we would have heard. Yeah. Yeah. [00:55:40] Speaker A: A little backstage promo with Jet Speed. Kevin Knight says the air in the building feels different. And Darby said he would defend the title until his body gave out. And that's what he's going to do to him tonight. And I was like, please, please make his body give out. [00:55:56] Speaker C: Yeah, you put him in the hospital once. [00:56:00] Speaker A: Joe is with the ops, minus Hook because Hooks are filming a movie. [00:56:07] Speaker B: What? [00:56:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what Joe says, anyway. [00:56:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:11] Speaker A: And this was kind of like a rambling. What this was. This was not a terribly good promo. [00:56:16] Speaker C: It was the first part where Shabata is fiddling with the camera and Joe tells him to stop. Was very good. But, yeah, I did. The rest of it was just. [00:56:26] Speaker A: Okay, don't touch the union guys. They get weird. [00:56:34] Speaker B: That was very funny. That was good. I'm sorry. I'm still trying to get over, like, did. Is it. Was it a part where they couldn't cast a. A bag of. Of French fries? Because. Because that would have maybe more charisma. [00:56:51] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:56:53] Speaker B: No, I just want some French. [00:56:57] Speaker A: I didn't. I didn't like this promo very much. It's basically the premise is that Joe let. I didn't watch last week. I think I might have seen this on a. On a. Like a reel somewhere on.com where he's. He's like, hey, Will, do you remember how we saved you from Death Riders when they. And we had your back when you were feuding with them? Why are you their friends? Now you should come hang out with the ops because we're cool like that. They're not cool. The OPS is not cool. Although they're a little bit cooler with that Hook now. So. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no, and. And Anthony Bowens is there, which is pretty cool. [00:57:38] Speaker A: That is pretty cool. [00:57:39] Speaker B: But yeah, really, I mean, if anything, it's just bringing down Anthony Bowens, but [00:57:44] Speaker C: he's still just standing there. [00:57:46] Speaker A: He hasn't done anything yet. Nobody's not done anything. The most OPS has done was night beating up. [00:57:56] Speaker C: There's. They don't even have many matches on the books that I know. [00:58:03] Speaker B: They just show. They just show up once a week and go like, we're recruiting and we're awesome. [00:58:11] Speaker A: No, I do find it hilarious that they had this thing where Hook was doing that and he's like, I'm doing work, but he's not doing work. And then Joe comes in and is like, we're recruiting and he's also not doing work. So it's like, okay, what he was told. Yeah, basically he just told Hook to do that. [00:58:30] Speaker B: Okay, do my job. Which is, you know, nothing. Do nothing. [00:58:36] Speaker A: Yeah. He says, you know, Moxley and the Death Riders might help him get to the title, but, well, he won't be his own man anymore. And how he wonders how long Ospreay could be champion under Mox because he'll kill him. Probably. The Apps wants what's best for him and he can be himself. He can come out finally. And yeah, in the gay Ops. [00:59:01] Speaker B: I'm so proud of him. I'm so proud of him. Yeah, he'd be himself. Joe. Samoa Joe is a non binary furry, apparently. And just so gay you can be yourself. Gay, non binary furry. [00:59:16] Speaker A: Beat the out of us. [00:59:22] Speaker B: Joe's gonna hate crime you. Yeah. Then just walk away. And I'd be like. And. And I would be like, thank you, Mr. Joe sir. [00:59:31] Speaker A: I mean, please think about it. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Please bash me again. [00:59:35] Speaker A: He came up in the 2000 Indies. He's probably been called all kinds of slurs. [00:59:40] Speaker B: Yeah, this is true. I mean, did you. Have you seen what he looked like when he was younger? That man has been all called all kinds of slurs. [00:59:48] Speaker A: You could just say fag back then and nobody cared. [00:59:51] Speaker B: Yeah. So I've been watching. I've been rewatching ER because I. Well, shouldn't say re. Watching. Watching it for the first time because I was like a baby. And the. The amount of slurs that those say, kind of nuts. It's kind of like at one point like a character just calls a Gay nurse, a bone smoker. And I was like, whoa. Oh, my God. [01:00:23] Speaker A: A bone smoker. [01:00:25] Speaker C: Holy. [01:00:26] Speaker A: Oh, God. That's. It's like, awesome. [01:00:31] Speaker B: Is it awesome that it's like. Is it awesome that we have with this gay nurse character? Like, yeah, but the paramedic just say, smokes bones. So I don't know. Is it really that great? 1999. Is it really that great? [01:00:46] Speaker A: It sounds like kind of like a cool shamanistic ritualist. Like, I've smoked the bone. [01:00:52] Speaker C: I am now one with the universe. [01:00:54] Speaker A: I can commune with the spirits. [01:00:58] Speaker B: I'd like to think that if I smoked a bone, I would see God. Any. Anyone call me anyone? Anyways, drive, drive, drive. [01:01:06] Speaker A: It kind of rules. Next match, women's tag match. Harley Cameron and Mina Shirakawa versus Hikaru Shida and Chris Statlander. I have not really talked about this because I haven't been around to talk about it. Stat and Sheeta are like, sort of working well together, but she does, like, trying to kill Stat is. Yeah, I think what's happening. So she. [01:01:29] Speaker B: She have a relationship that I could best describe as the same as me and Moxley. And it's just that Stat loves Sheeta and knows that she could never really do anything wrong because she's a sweet baby angel. And. And Cheetah is trying to kill the Statlander. The same way that Moxley wants me dead, my cat wants to kill me and can't because she's so small. [01:02:04] Speaker A: But. [01:02:04] Speaker B: But if she could, I would be a dead human. And. And I. I think that's the similar thing that we're seeing here. That being said, though, I feel like some of it's rubbing off. Was that getting picked? [01:02:18] Speaker A: That's why I'm like, I don't. I don't know what's happening because, like, Harley and Mina are like, she's obviously, like, trying to betray you. Like she was going to hit you with the kendo stick. She's cheating constantly. And you over. And Stat's like, well, gosh, I don't know. Yeah, I'm just. I'm just here and I guess I'm depressed or something because she's wearing black. [01:02:41] Speaker B: Have you seen how good I look in black, though? [01:02:44] Speaker A: Yes, I have noticed. I. I respectfully noticed those things. Respectfully. Yeah. [01:02:53] Speaker C: I don't know what's going on. Yeah, because. And then she's like, yeah, it's weird because she just like, I'll get you this new match. Like, she just blew the chance at a triple crown. So, like, this is kind of not the same. [01:03:06] Speaker B: Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. They got. They got this like, yeah, toxic relationship thing going on. And the whole. The whole time I'm just like. I mean, I like it. The matches are good. Everyone involved is really good at what they do. I don't. It's not. The story itself is just kind of like, what. Okay. [01:03:26] Speaker A: My. At the end of it was like, I. I kind of want the story to be over with just like, to get to where you're going. I don't. I'm like, I'm. [01:03:36] Speaker C: Drop the shoe. [01:03:37] Speaker A: But like. [01:03:37] Speaker C: Or at least clarify. [01:03:39] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. Like, this match kind of ruled. I like this match a lot. [01:03:43] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:03:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Again, the matches are great. The. The matches. The matches involved in all this have been fantastic. Like, it's just everything else, I'm like, [01:03:54] Speaker A: Mina and stats exchange at the start of the match was awesome. I thought. [01:03:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:59] Speaker A: And like, they just. They have good chemistry in general. She tags in, Harley tags in, and she immediately tags back out. And then Harley gets some good offense on stat. Really nice satellite. Had the head scissors, like, because that's. I guess, like the crux of the story is Harley wanted stat team with her and stat said no and now has drifted off with Sheeta, who's a. So Harley's like, the Are you doing? [01:04:29] Speaker C: Makes sense. [01:04:32] Speaker A: Taz gives Tony Schiavone about pronouns on commentary. I. I didn't hear what he said. I. I doubt has, actually. Yeah, it was. [01:04:41] Speaker C: Oh, it was because he was. Tony was common. It wasn't like a gendered thing. It was literally like he was explaining what was. Or he was making. Describing what was going on in the match and was using shishi a lot. I mean, like. [01:04:56] Speaker B: No, that's. Yeah, that's. That's an old junior. Yeah, that. That's an old thing where they. You do that. You use too many pronouns and you don't. You confuse. That's like an old junior thing where he'll get mad at him for you do too much pronouns and not using the talent's name. And like, he would like. Yeah, that. That's a. Yeah, that's a thing. [01:05:17] Speaker A: That's even funnier then I think. Yeah, in context. That's even funnier. I just heard him be like, Tony Schiavone pronouns brother. Woke. As Taz cares about. [01:05:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. What a. What an ally. Taz. Thanks. [01:05:36] Speaker A: An ally. Yeah. Stat gets like this really long delayed suplex on Nina. Yeah. I have in my notes. I wish that she would please kill me with her strength. Yes, that's A very normal thing to think during a Statlander match. [01:05:52] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, that's par for the course. [01:05:54] Speaker A: Yep. She is being super heel, so she's picking her spot. So when Nina's down, she comes in and she gets like that neck crank. Neon or back. [01:06:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:03] Speaker C: And Stat goes. I want to jump in here and say real quick because Stat from the post says, come on, Mina. And I was like, okay. [01:06:10] Speaker B: I mean, clearly you could just not be in. You could just not be in the match if you're that worried about your friend. [01:06:17] Speaker A: They. They do this completely disgusting looking spot where they deposit Mina in the corner. So she's like spread across Brett's rope. [01:06:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:27] Speaker A: Like, horizontally. And then Stat snap suplexes Sheeta into her. But, like, her feet just kick Mina in the face. [01:06:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:37] Speaker A: It was not. It looked. It looked very flush. It was definitely not flush. Like she got her hand up in time. [01:06:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:43] Speaker A: But that looked gross. And that, like, the crowd was like, mostly like, not giving a. But they woke up for that because that looked really bad. Hot tag. Harley comes in, does a lot of cool DDT Shining Wizard. Harley holds up Stat for a drop kick. And then a middle spinning arm bar. Sheeta comes out. I don't know what she did. It looked like that looked what? Whatever Mina did to Sheeta looked like a. Oh, no, reversed. Sheeta did something to Mina that looked more like a Michinoku driver than whatever Okada did. [01:07:22] Speaker C: Okay. Is that the flying crossbody? No, because that's Cameron and Stat. [01:07:27] Speaker A: Sorry, she didn't start. Try teaming up. And she knees Stat in the head by. By accident. And Harley comes in, hits a neck breaker for a near fall. She gets a disgusting head kick in lung blower. And then she looks for her finishing maneuver and that makes the save. Sheeta hits the falcon arrow. And that's. That's it. Winners are Statlander. And she died. I don't care about the storyline, unfortunately. Stat. Yeah. They end it with Stat looking unhappy. She looks super happy. Faces her. [01:08:03] Speaker C: Yeah. She hugs her. And Stat doesn't do anything. And I'm like. I feel like you're in a misery of your own design. I mean, is she doing this because they get the dubs? But, like, that's. [01:08:17] Speaker A: I don't know when they. [01:08:19] Speaker C: When it mattered. [01:08:20] Speaker A: I don't know where this is going. Yeah, I'm just. It's probably gonna go till double or nothing and then they'll, like, have definitive face heel lines. But, like, this is not really working for me. [01:08:34] Speaker C: I expected, like, Stat to pull some sort of like, double reversal and actually assist Mina and Harley, like, and actually portray she at, like, vague points, was like, is this what the payoff is? No. Well, not yet, but I think that she's gonna have to make a choice at some point. [01:08:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Again, like, I feel like the. This story they're trying. It's. It's one of those ones where it's like, I see what y' all were going for here. It's just that none of it's working for me, and I could not tell you why. [01:09:11] Speaker A: It's just like, they're trying to, like. Like, bring too many things together. Because you have Statin Harley being like, I don't want to be your partner. And then you have Mina and Sheeta, and then Sheeta and is, like, just bullying Harley, and there's tag titles involved. And somehow. Somehow, like, the. The Toni Storm mystery is played in there. So it's like, there's, like, all this happening, and it's not going anywhere. Like, there's no clear. Like, I don't know what's happening. [01:09:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Too many eggs in a. Too many eggs in too small of a basket. And the women are carrying the basket [01:09:53] Speaker A: because, of course, Easter is over. [01:09:59] Speaker C: You got April. We're in May. [01:10:02] Speaker A: We're in May. Break the eggs. God. All right. Swerve promo. [01:10:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:09] Speaker A: And he said two months ago, he said he wanted. What he was after was power, and nobody knows what that means. Real power is being able to decide who eats and who starves. And more power means more fear. And nothing is more dangerous than a man who wants power and he wants it all. And that's why he's targeting Bandito, because he could just. If he kills Bandito, he gets more power. [01:10:34] Speaker C: Most Wanted. [01:10:35] Speaker A: I don't know if he's targeting the title, too. The Ring of Honor world title. [01:10:40] Speaker C: Oh, right. [01:10:41] Speaker A: Who can say? Renee is there for live Brodito reactions. Bandito says he's the most wanted, and if you want him, you got him already. Says he knows that he's got this. But if Swear wants to mess with his friends and you mess with him, too simple. [01:11:00] Speaker C: Yeah, God damn right. I'm the most wanted, and you know where to find me. [01:11:10] Speaker A: All right. My favorite match of the night. I can't wait to talk about this. AEW Men's World title. Kevin Knight versus Darby Allen. [01:11:24] Speaker B: Kevin I. Kev, the. We need to talk about Kevin. [01:11:30] Speaker A: I wish this was Kevin versus Kevin, truly. And, boy, was it fortuitous that they book the TNT champion to be in the main event on the night Yeah, [01:11:44] Speaker B: I really was kind of like. Holy shit. No, it really was kind of wild that. That went down. It was the kind of thing where I was like. And like. And like the fact that there even was a dynamite. [01:11:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:59] Speaker B: You know what I mean? It's like there was a dynamite on tnt. Got the. Or on tbs. He got the TNT champ. You got Tony Schiavone still there, you know what I mean? Like, it was kind of nuts. It was that Sting. Yeah. Tony and Sting, like the two left, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, the last men standing kind of. And. And yeah, it's just wild, wild, wild, wild. And you know, a Darby match. But Kevin Knight. Oh, man, Kevin Knight dragged that. That little twink to a hell of a match. Just. Wow. [01:12:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I would say I was. It was not a bad match. And it is a rematch from the Continental Classic. [01:12:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:49] Speaker A: Where. [01:12:50] Speaker B: Which was better because he won. [01:12:53] Speaker A: He won. But like, they. They also kind of broke. Like, they. They kind of. I remember after that match, they were like, well, Darby's gotta withdraw from the tournament because he's hurt. And they never really said why. And apparently, like, he almost died in that match. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Whoa. Yep. [01:13:11] Speaker A: That, like, they. They sent him to the hospital. I was like, we think your neck might be broken. [01:13:16] Speaker C: Holy. [01:13:17] Speaker A: Because Kevin Knight don't play, apparently. [01:13:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:21] Speaker B: Folks, go back. We covered it. It was a really good match. [01:13:24] Speaker A: It was. It was. It was what I would call a rare Darby match where he, like, just straight up did not do any of his garbage and he almost got killed for it. Maybe that's why he likes. [01:13:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:40] Speaker B: This is what happens. We knew this is the takeaway. [01:13:46] Speaker A: Make him work a non hardcore mesh. [01:13:48] Speaker B: He almost dies. Yeah. [01:13:50] Speaker A: So, yeah, they. Darby offers to shake his hand at the start. Knight just slaps it away. Not meanly, but it's just like we're fighting, bro. [01:13:59] Speaker C: I thought what Taz talked about with this and then like further on in the card about shaking hands was actually like, like illuminating and interesting in regards to like, like how he perceived the match. And I mean, like, he's right. Like, the winner gets more money. [01:14:16] Speaker A: Like, winner gets more money. Winner used to be the title. Like, you're not my friend. I hate. [01:14:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Don't. This is not a friendly match, bro. I want to kill you. [01:14:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Knight pretty much has every single possible physical advantage that you can imagine. And I would say Darby sort of keeps up with, like, the grappling, but it's like they don't do it for terribly long and it can. It continues. My. My hatred of like they're trying to sell him as, like, he's a really good grappler. I was like, no, he's really not that good of a grappler. [01:14:48] Speaker C: He. They bring commentary, brings it up. They were like, MJF held this against him. Like, he's not a real wrestler. I was just like, yeah, he's like, no, he's got a. He's got a basics in wrestling. Like, he's a. [01:15:02] Speaker A: Like, I can't. I can't stand that. It's like. Because he's got to do. He's got to do the main event. The. The aw. Main event style, which is like you start out doing grappling. [01:15:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:10] Speaker A: So he's got to be able to do that. [01:15:11] Speaker C: That's so funny because my friends when I were just like, what he. They jumpers? Why they not jumping? What is this grapple stuff? [01:15:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, Night, I could expect can do it because like, he even like, they even like, we're talking up on collision how he was trained by Shibata. Like, if you're trained by Shibata, you can grapple. [01:15:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So Night gets early advantage and then he runs into a coffin. Splash for two. He's like going like full speed when Darby hits them too. And then they both run each other at full speed and take each other out clotheslines. And that looked pretty gross. [01:15:46] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. That was. That was nice. [01:15:48] Speaker A: They mentioned Darby's the first champion to defend his. The world title three weeks in a row. Did you know that? He's a special little boy. [01:15:58] Speaker C: And he's going to defend on Saturday too. And all I'm. And all I'm thinking about is like, you keep the thought the. The. The pedal to the metal, son. Like, go ahead. Sooner or later. The law of averages, like, well, and also I'm. [01:16:14] Speaker B: I'm sitting here thinking like, okay, fine. [01:16:18] Speaker A: Pat. [01:16:18] Speaker B: Pat his record pad this run. Go ahead. Pat his record on this run. Do it. You know why? Because when he loses his belt, I never want to see it on his ass again. So, like, like, get him. Get him all the matches. You can have him beat Okada next week, you dumb. [01:16:37] Speaker A: We'll get to that. [01:16:38] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll get to that. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a walk and let you drive. One second. Imagine you driving and me like, angry, riding the ghost, riding the whip. Really, I'm just refilling my water. [01:17:00] Speaker C: But, God, we just. Can we drag the cozy coupe behind the. The bus? [01:17:08] Speaker A: I don't see why not. [01:17:09] Speaker C: Perfect. [01:17:11] Speaker A: Yeah. So, God, what Is it? Where am I at here? Night Night does Dragon screws because he's a new Japan guy. And Darby tries to fight back. And then Knight just hammer throws him as hard as possible in the corner. Darby hits him with a drop kick, and his knight takes, like, this crazy bump that says, I'm just, like, rolling back. [01:17:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:34] Speaker A: He comes in with. He gets his, like, little palm strike slaps and code red for two. Then they do this heist, and then he does his high speed tope suicida through the bottom rope, and Knight bangs his head on the desk. [01:17:48] Speaker C: That. [01:17:53] Speaker A: That was not good. They call it. They like Whiplash Jones. So Night Night's able to fight back. And he sets up, gets up as Darby's gonna do the seated drop kick from, like, the top rope to the floor while he's sitting in the chair. [01:18:07] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:18:08] Speaker A: And Knight just jumps up and hits a hurricane run from the top rope. [01:18:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:14] Speaker A: To the floor. Yeah, Just splat. God damn. [01:18:20] Speaker C: Part of me wished that he had waited a little bit longer and then just stepped out of the way. So Darby would have gone through the chair rough like that. [01:18:29] Speaker A: But part of me wishes that he'd gotten up and done it with the [01:18:32] Speaker C: chair still there, because, yeah, he could have, but he threw the chair away. [01:18:38] Speaker A: But, like, crowds going nuts for night at this point. So, like, they get up on the commentary desk. Bryce is screaming at him to get back in the ring. So, like, he. He seats Darby on the desk and he gets up and he does this big springboard clothesline. [01:18:54] Speaker C: So sick. [01:18:55] Speaker A: From the ring to Darby seated on the announced text. [01:18:58] Speaker C: And that was incredible. [01:19:00] Speaker A: It looks so cool. [01:19:01] Speaker C: He gets so much air. It's not real. Just, ah, fantastic. [01:19:07] Speaker A: Every time he does these springboards, it's like, you. You know that, like, he could just keep going. It's like he. He. He stopped himself short from jumping that far. Yeah. Like, he could have gone farther. [01:19:21] Speaker B: That was. This was. This was like, wow, wow. I'm back in the dark room. [01:19:28] Speaker C: Wow. [01:19:29] Speaker B: Like, wow. [01:19:31] Speaker C: That we have the camera angle, because you can. They show it from the top as well. And it's just. It's magical. I love it. [01:19:39] Speaker B: How did I put it? Every night is a demigod. He's just like, what the. You can't do that. What the. Stop it. [01:19:51] Speaker A: And I'm guessing he was. He was just selling the. The leg. Which actually makes sense because Hook targeted his legs on Saturday, so it makes sense for them to be a little bit banged up coming into this. But, like, there was, like, a brief moment of Course, like, did he like actually up his knee doing that? Because he. Because that was like a big crash. [01:20:12] Speaker C: Yeah, there was. I mean, into the chairs as well. And the. [01:20:16] Speaker B: I was. I was worried that mixed with a second. [01:20:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:19] Speaker B: Dealing with that, mixed with having to deal with shitty men earlier the day made me very pissed off and I kind of crashed out a little bit. I got over, but I was very mad. Like, don't you hurt my cab. That's the good Kevin. [01:20:33] Speaker A: That's the good Kevin. Knight gets back in the ring and Darby gets him in the scorpion death lock. But Knight gets to the ropes. Darby wants to coffin drop Knight with his injured knees. Puts him up. Desperation move. You fool. Is my actual. Note your legs are. You fool. Darby keeps trying to fight. Knight avoids another coffin drop. And Darby ends up stuck in the tree of Joey Lawrence. Oh, whoa. Coast to coast again. Like sick. Knight does this. Oh, you. You could have kept going like, you could have cleared that by like another. [01:21:20] Speaker B: And again he's setting up for the end of the continental where he killed him. And it was great. [01:21:29] Speaker A: So I was like, dude. Again he connects. Connects with the. Please doing it. Yes. He connects with the. The coast to coast UFO splash Taz screens. We might get a new champ if he can top him. And then Kevin Knight's knee and the. The fact that the UFO splash is the new five star frog splash means that he's got a cell. That. That hurt for a second. And this gives Darby a chance to kick out of the UFO splash. Yeah, you. He crawls the corner. Night follows. Darby kicks out the bad knee, gets in a guillotine with the full body scissors. [01:22:07] Speaker C: Spider monkey. Guillotine is what I call it when he does it. [01:22:11] Speaker A: Spider monkey Gift night fights back. Darby hangs him up on the ropes. Coffin drop. And then it's a second one. And that's it. Darby retains good. [01:22:21] Speaker C: Another finisher where it's just coffin drops all the way down. [01:22:26] Speaker A: Yay. That's his thing. [01:22:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically, it's what he's got. Yeah. [01:22:30] Speaker A: I, I expect him to win with his finisher at least. And if. If he's going to be the champion, he may as well win. [01:22:38] Speaker B: I'm gonna do it like three different ways and maybe then the Internet will like me. [01:22:43] Speaker C: I think. [01:22:46] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the problem. Loves him. Recently had to stop listening to a podcast I otherwise like because they like, wouldn't. They're like, they like. He. This wonderful CIS bro, acknowledged that there are allegations and then goes, I want to talk about. The matches are great though. I like the matches. I was like, cool. I don't ever have to, like, care about your opinion ever again about anything. That's amazing. Like, you literally were just like, I'm a coward. Anyways. I was like, okay, cool. Awesome. So, you know, some people pay good money to not have balls. Yeah, that's amazing. [01:23:33] Speaker A: Like, yeah, the. The fact that there are the allegations is, like, why I can't fully enjoy. It's like, it was. It like, you know, if. If any other two other people, it would be. It's like, awesome match. I would have loved it. I'd be raving about it. I'm just like, I don't want to talk about a derby match right now. [01:23:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:23:53] Speaker C: You don't have to anymore. [01:23:55] Speaker A: But, like, even I even said it was like, that was. That was harder to deal with than I was expecting it to be. Like, I thought it'd be more cooled off after two weeks. [01:24:03] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's. [01:24:04] Speaker B: I'm trying. Like, I really am. Like, I, like, listened to last week's episode because I was like, what did we talk about for. For two and a half hours? I need to know because I don't remember anything. We say once. Once Craig, the little robot that records these leaves. If I don't edit the episode, I just. I don't remember. Whatever. I said things. I said things into a microphone, and people are going to hear it. I hope I didn't say anything stupid, which, you know, that's fine. So I was like. I went to listen to it and, like, man, I was still so pissed. I, like, I try. I was trying not to be, but, like, just. God, I was so mad. And we even talked about, like, hey, we should try to, like, not harp on it, you know, outside of, like, just, like, we'll talk about what we have to talk about because they keep giving him matches because he's the champion. I don't get it. But, you know, we're not gonna harp on it, but it's hard not to harp on it because it really sucks. It still really sucks. I'm still very mad. [01:25:12] Speaker A: The thing is that, like. Like, I get it. I get why he's the champion, but there's the other thing on top of that, and it's like, well, that. All right, so he's a popular wrestler, but he's got this thing. And because he's got that thing, I don't want to see him as champion. I don't really want to see him, period. So, yeah, so go with. Go with God. All you people who Are super. You know, just excited for good matches. I'm very excited for good matches. I. I just don't want to see a. If I wanted to see a, I'd go watch some Mexican promotion where Marty scroll is allowed to wrestle. [01:25:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:48] Speaker A: Which. Oh, wait, I don't. Anyway, Sting comes out to celebrate with Darby night. And Darby, while it changes set to collision. And then I've never been happier to hear mjs music than I was right at this moment. [01:26:03] Speaker C: True, true, true, true. [01:26:05] Speaker A: He says, I don't know what's worse, the fact that I have to be in the Carolinas or that I still got to see this disaster. Nobody wants you to. To see you with the title. It's time for you to give it me the rematch that you owe me, so I can just take it back. And Darby says no. And he's not gonna give Max a match unless he puts something on the mind on Max has to put something on the line. All right, so his scarf. No. [01:26:31] Speaker C: No. [01:26:32] Speaker A: Dynamite diamond ring. No. A million dollars. No. Darby wants Max's hair that he apparently went to Turkey to get the implants done. La Mao crowd chants bald while Max is like, please be reasonable and looking panicked about it. And Darby says, contract signing next week. What do you say? And Mike just. Max drops the mic and walks off. He's like, no, no, not my hair. Not my precious hair. Not my precious surgically implanted hair. [01:27:01] Speaker C: It was so funny live. I was. Because I was. I, I. He was like, what do you want on the line? And in my head, I was like, oh, shit, he's coming for the hair plugs. I mean, it's the one thing that Max next to the belt. I mean, Darby is smart, at least in that regard. Oh, preying on somebody's emotional weaknesses, huh? [01:27:25] Speaker A: There's, like, a part of me that just, like, just Max just should just take the title. But then there's also another part of me that, like, makes me want Max to do, like, the Kurt Angle wig with the chin strap, head wrestling headgear with the. With the wig. But I don't know. [01:27:43] Speaker C: Very funny. [01:27:44] Speaker A: Anyway, Okada comes out and I say, please, for the love of God, don't feed Okada to Darby. And then Okada says, next week, I want to wrestle Darby. And Darby says, yes, so that's. [01:27:57] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:27:57] Speaker A: Erico gonna be a thing. [01:27:59] Speaker C: God is not here. [01:28:01] Speaker A: God is not here. My faith brings death and God is not here. That was a good movie. Renee is with Doc Sampson, and she says, what's the deal with Osprey's neck because he went, [01:28:17] Speaker C: doc, Doc, give me the news. [01:28:20] Speaker A: Doctor, Doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of. [01:28:30] Speaker B: I got brain. [01:28:31] Speaker A: That's good brain. He. He went to. Yeah. So, like, he wasn't cleared to wrestle, but in Japan he was cleared to wrestle because I guess they don't have doctors there or they don't give it. Actually, I. I have not fun experiences with the Japanese medical system. [01:28:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say you have things [01:28:49] Speaker A: died because they couldn't recognize Bono. Oh, Jesus. Wow. But yeah, Doc Sampson says Osprey's neck is slightly de pussified thanks to the death rhino straining regimen. [01:29:04] Speaker B: See, when you throw a wheel of Utah on the neck, I got nothing to back that up. There's no. There's no second. [01:29:14] Speaker C: This is not fda. It's also not FDA approved. [01:29:19] Speaker A: They're gonna have death writers brand Kinesio tape for all [01:29:26] Speaker C: your neck for 12.99 a roll. [01:29:34] Speaker A: Aches and pains. Oh, God. This is a long episode. [01:29:40] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get. What was a dinolision. [01:29:43] Speaker A: It was a dinolision. This. Yeah. Renee wants to know what's his relationship with the Death Riders. He is not a Death Rider, but [01:29:55] Speaker B: gayer than I thought. Gayer than I really thought it was gonna be. [01:30:00] Speaker C: There's a lot. [01:30:00] Speaker A: What's your relationship? So, yeah, there's. He's not a Death Rider. [01:30:04] Speaker B: Senior husband's balls, Renee. I didn't know that was gonna happen. [01:30:10] Speaker A: And you know what? Remarkably clean shaven. [01:30:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:13] Speaker B: Yeah. They're smooth, aren't they? [01:30:16] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, this. This also kind of stems from. He was. He was in. He was at New Japan's big show over the weekend, Dontaku, and he was teaming with United Empire and Callum Newman was like, you should give a hidden blade to Shingo Takagi. And Will's like, I don't want to just beat up a guy. And he's like, well, come on, Death Rider, let's go. And Will took exception to that. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So Will. Will claims that he is 100 United Empire, not a Death Rider. But he. He has to. He has to do Death Rider stuff because his neck is just too implicit. Implicified. [01:30:58] Speaker C: As soon as he said, I will never be a Death Rider, I went, huh? [01:31:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:03] Speaker A: He's gonna. [01:31:03] Speaker C: That's all my. That's my only note. [01:31:06] Speaker B: I still say he's gonna be a Death Rider, then he's gonna betray the Death Riders and it's going to be gross. [01:31:12] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:31:13] Speaker A: It's going to be disgusting. It'd be the worst thing ever, and I hate it. I think he should just be a death. He's like, I'm not. It's like, it's. It's seriously just like, you know, I'm not trans. Like, like, wearing like, full dress and makeup. I swear to God, I'm not trans. I'm not. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Hey, why the are you calling out Ella? [01:31:35] Speaker C: This is the Ella podcast out. [01:31:37] Speaker B: No, it was like, Ella from like, four or five years ago. How dare you? [01:31:40] Speaker A: I'm calling myself. I'm calling myself that from college. What, are you kidding? 20 years ago. [01:31:46] Speaker C: Everybody's on blast. [01:31:48] Speaker A: There's so much splash damage deep in that closet. Deep in that closet. [01:31:54] Speaker B: There is gender pain everywhere. [01:31:57] Speaker A: Oh, gosh, my heart. Anyway, we got a. It's collision now. So there's a match. Speedball Mike Bailey versus AR Fox. And they shake hands. Match is a good match. They shake hands. And this is when Taz goes on his. His tirade about like, he doesn't trust anyone. He hates everybody who's his opponent. [01:32:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:21] Speaker A: And they start fast and Speedball gets their machine gun kicks and they want the triangle moonsault, but Fox gets out of the way. Fox tries his. He gets Speedball on the apron. He wants that. That apron Senton thing. Like, he just like, kind of like pops himself over and hits it. Hits a senton on the way down. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:40] Speaker A: And lands on his feet. That's sick as hell. Because Air Fox is like. [01:32:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:46] Speaker A: One of those, like, inhuman athletes. And I'm happy you made it on tv. [01:32:51] Speaker C: Yeah, it was great to see him, man. [01:32:53] Speaker B: This was more Air Fox. Yeah. And more Air Fox. Foxes is a thing. [01:32:59] Speaker A: A.R. fox is one of those guys that like, top wrestlers have stolen from. [01:33:05] Speaker C: Oh. [01:33:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No. Air Fox has been badass for like, a while now. [01:33:12] Speaker A: Indie God. Indie God. [01:33:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:33:15] Speaker A: All right. Speedy. Yeah. So he. He dodges that senton and gets a springboard corkscrew send. Fox hangs Speedball up. They could do. They do some flash pins and then they slow the pace way down so that Fox can get some heat. [01:33:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:33:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Then Speedball gets a bunch of kicks. Heavy kicks, running shooting star misses. And then they both fight over a vertical suplex. Fox catches Speedy with the ddt and then like a sick ass corkscrew brain buster. Just nasty stuff. Speedball powders, big taupe acon helo from Fox to the floor. Goddamn. A goddamn. I didn't say senton. It's a goddamn senton only. [01:34:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:34:03] Speaker A: Bailey wants the time adventure kick in the corner, but Fox avoids it. But then he eats. He gets, like, a bunch of. He gets a bunch of quick offense on Speedball. And speedball. He goes for a low main pain from the corner. Speedball blocks it. Ultima weapon. And that's the finish. It's good. [01:34:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Good. [01:34:21] Speaker A: It's really good. [01:34:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that was real good. Gone with the knees. That was a great match. That might be my favorite match of the night. [01:34:27] Speaker C: Yeah, it was real good. [01:34:29] Speaker A: Oh, super good. [01:34:30] Speaker C: I loved the. Once again, I'm bringing in the camera view from a top. From the top, and you can just see them, like, mirroring themselves as they fight. And it's really great. I. I loved my. I love Mike Bailey, but I was blown away by AR Fox and this was like. I didn't know who was going to [01:34:49] Speaker B: win, which I. Yeah, it could have gone. Yeah, no, it's one of those ones that could have gone either way. I would have been fine with them, like, giving AR Fox a win over Mike Bailey because, like, I mean, it's one of those things where people know I would hurt my Bailey. No, you're stupid. You're stupid and wrong. Like, it would. It would make AR Fox look as badass as he is. You know what I mean? And, like, there's nothing wrong with that. [01:35:17] Speaker A: He's a legend. We get a quick little promo from Willow about how proud she is to hold the TBS title. [01:35:25] Speaker B: And yeah, she did a little Turner love y. [01:35:28] Speaker A: She's proud to carry the legacy of Turner and she'll do it every week and she wants more wrestlers to step up and challenge her. So very simple little promo. It kind of sucks we didn't get a TBS title match. [01:35:42] Speaker C: Yeah, that is. [01:35:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice. On tbs. [01:35:46] Speaker A: Like, come on now on TBS with a dead Turner. Dead Turner. Dead Turner. Dead Turner. [01:35:55] Speaker B: Dead Turner. [01:35:56] Speaker A: Dead Turner. [01:35:58] Speaker B: I forget who said if someone said that. Blue sky. No, I. I shared. No, I shared it. The chat. [01:36:06] Speaker A: It was good. [01:36:09] Speaker B: Great. [01:36:09] Speaker A: All right, so Pac is doing sarcastic clapping for Darby. Says he's the indestructible champion that doesn't quit. But Pac's not done with him because they had a feud over the summer, remember? So he's beaten Darby twice. So give him a title shot and please let him kill the little. [01:36:28] Speaker C: That'd be so nice. Why did I think it. Hawk was challenging Will? Holy smokes. I was totally. I mean, that was. Sorry. Hour five of rustling. [01:36:39] Speaker B: You're really thinking. [01:36:41] Speaker C: So at that point, I don't know where I was. [01:36:44] Speaker A: I mean, you were. You. How long was collision? Like three hours, two and a half because you had the dark matches. Yeah. Or the ring of honor. [01:36:51] Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes, yes. [01:36:53] Speaker A: So like, three hours is like. Yeah. Three hours is like about, like what you get if you go to a live show and if you go to a pay per view, that's five hours. [01:37:03] Speaker C: Yeah. Because it was 6:30. We got out a little after 9 because we stopped at a Kroger and they were like, oh, why are you grocery shopping at 9:30? [01:37:12] Speaker B: It's like, I don't think we ever actually. I don't think we actually talked about any of that, like, on Mike. But Hampton went to collision. [01:37:20] Speaker C: Yeah. I got to see a UF UFO splash in person, and my life is complete. [01:37:29] Speaker B: I believe my. My question to you at the time was like, all I need to know is, is that as sick as it. As it looks on tv? Basically, yeah. Holy sweet. [01:37:43] Speaker C: I also got to see Sky Blue Russell, which was wonderful. She went. It was a Nixie Access. [01:37:51] Speaker B: Oh, yes. I am so so. And I was jealous. [01:37:56] Speaker C: I was screaming for Nixie. I was so excited. I was the only person in the entire. [01:38:03] Speaker B: We just saw them. [01:38:05] Speaker C: I just are. Yeah. [01:38:06] Speaker B: Big gay brunch. And like, God, that was a whole lot of hot in that match. Oh, my gosh. I was. I was lesbian. Too close to the sun. Yeah. [01:38:21] Speaker A: Wasn't. Was it. Jordan Blade was on Dynamite last week. [01:38:25] Speaker B: Was on Dynamite. Yeah. [01:38:27] Speaker C: He was an attack team with the Brawling Birds. [01:38:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:38:31] Speaker A: We had. [01:38:31] Speaker B: We got a lot of big gay brunch action. [01:38:33] Speaker A: Yeah. It was very gay. Good job. [01:38:35] Speaker B: That's very good. I like that. I like when things are gay. Yeah. [01:38:38] Speaker C: Yeah. More gay. [01:38:40] Speaker B: Well, y' all gave me too. Damn, that's so sick. [01:38:48] Speaker A: Speaking of Sky Blue, she's wrestling Jamie Hayter here. [01:38:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:38:51] Speaker A: And I think. Yeah, Sky Blue has looked really good. [01:38:56] Speaker C: Yes. [01:38:57] Speaker A: Recently. [01:38:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Wrestling real nice. Like. [01:39:00] Speaker A: Yep. Jamie Hayter wearing a neckerchief. I think that rules. And to start right off, a hater does her offense. Sky drops her on her face on the apron and then dumps her into the barricade. And then it's commercial and Heel Heat segment time, which means Taz talks during commercials. He's still. He's still going on about how in the match, that's your enemy and you don't have to respect your enemy. [01:39:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:32] Speaker A: And like, this is all happening, that Sky Blue just comes by, just shouts out Tony and then slams Jamie into the desk. Yeah. She's talking to you. You got a fan. [01:39:42] Speaker C: Gotta call out. [01:39:46] Speaker A: So hater turns. This is when. Forgive the pun. Commentary is getting punchy. As Jamie Hayter starts doing corner punches. [01:39:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:55] Speaker A: And. And Taz is like. She's. She's a brawler. Yeah, she. She's a brawler. She's a. She's a brawling bird. Well done, Taz. She rolled. [01:40:07] Speaker C: Yeah, she was rolling the brawler. [01:40:09] Speaker A: It was good. It was good. All right, so they get back into the ring after commercial. Hater gets a big missile drop kick, corner clothesline. Exploder only gets two, and then hits a big spine buster. And then Hater just starts punching this. She's a bro. He's a broly Bird. She's a brawling bird. Haterade counted into a cazadora clothesline. Block, knee block. Code Blue is blocked. And the hater just, like, sits down on her. Yeah, that's probably for the best because I. If they tried hitting that, it would have looked pretty bad. So sky does her version of cheeky. Nando's in the corner with a kick, and then Hater, she wants to do something else to Hater, and Hater just hangs her up with the hanging chokehold. And then they fight a little bit, and, like, Hater just gets, like, that top rope haterade from the top, and it's gross. [01:41:05] Speaker C: She did the. She did the choke. And I was like, holy, that's some Brody King's. Brody King. [01:41:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:17] Speaker A: Wrong. [01:41:18] Speaker C: Super strong. She kisses that bicep when she wins, and when she comes in, and I'm like, yeah, girl. No, you give her all the credit. That's fake. Girls, I. One thing that was so funny is they were in the corner. Jamie is on the turnbuckle with sky between her legs. Sky, like, swings out, slips out, and then puts herself back in there. And Jamie just starts hitting her in the head again. I was like, girl, why you. Why you put your head. [01:41:52] Speaker A: You gotta. You gotta keep your head. Yeah, cover your head. [01:41:57] Speaker C: Just don't put your head in between her legs like that. [01:41:59] Speaker A: Yeah, cover your face. Yeah, you don't want to get hit. God. All right, so the match happens. Tekla and Julia Hart are in the crowd, and Tekla says some. And then Jamie hits something on sky that I don't catch because the camera cuts away for some reason. And they. They don't go and save their girl. [01:42:23] Speaker C: Nope. [01:42:23] Speaker A: And the segment ends, I guess, probably, I suppose Jamie's gonna take out Julia next, and then I'll just leave her and Tekla. So there's a whole triangle of madness. There's. There's just. There's just Tekla. [01:42:39] Speaker C: There's madness. Nat, you. Yes, because you Got the triangle. So you knock out the two legs and it's just her. [01:42:45] Speaker A: It's a line segment of madness, I suppose a point of. [01:42:51] Speaker C: And then a point of madness. [01:42:52] Speaker A: A point of madness. You take a point of sanity loss. Don Callis is with Dunkzilla. Okada, Takeshita and Andrade. And Davis is challenging Jack Perry again on Saturday for the national title. And now Okada's going for the world title. And Don's excited about all the gold he's going to get. And Takeshita says, should be focused on me. Eyes on me. [01:43:19] Speaker B: Yo. [01:43:20] Speaker A: And then Donna just like, no, no, calm down. Okada is my handpicked guy for the world title. And Andrade is just like, how. [01:43:28] Speaker B: You know, how you know he's doing [01:43:32] Speaker C: the thing on me? Because I'm Don Callis. [01:43:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he's Don Callis. And what he says goes. [01:43:38] Speaker C: Yeah, this. This promo was right. Family dynamics. [01:43:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:47] Speaker C: He doesn't mention, like, I. Not. Not totally jumping ahead, but Tony's like, not desert trouble with the Don Callis family. But what am I talking about? Yes, I do such a. [01:44:00] Speaker A: They're just. They're just perfectly. Alicia is kind of split down the middle because it's like. It's definitely like. You see where they're gonna pair off. It's like Okada and Davis are going to be one go one way, and Andrade and Takeshi are going to go another way. [01:44:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:44:13] Speaker A: So I. At least I hope that's how it [01:44:15] Speaker C: happens because, like, I mean, Elliot Lotion. He's. He's not. He's not well placed. He's not. They don't deserve him. [01:44:26] Speaker A: He's. He's much. [01:44:27] Speaker B: They don't deserve. [01:44:27] Speaker C: Yeah, he doesn't deserve. Okay. Or Takeshita either, in my opinion. So. [01:44:32] Speaker A: Yeah, he's. [01:44:33] Speaker C: And I'm not just saying that because you're driving. Erica. [01:44:35] Speaker B: I think they should. [01:44:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I heard y' all talking last week. I. I listened to the thing. [01:44:41] Speaker B: Did I talk out. Remember that? [01:44:43] Speaker C: No. What we. I mean, what we mentioned is. [01:44:46] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:44:46] Speaker A: You. Yeah. You all like, how unlike to Cash. Dad. [01:44:54] Speaker C: It's just because what he says. We're just doing Okada and Oada bit. [01:44:58] Speaker B: We're just doing the bit in the box. [01:45:00] Speaker C: Just doing a bit. [01:45:01] Speaker A: That's all. [01:45:03] Speaker C: How. You know. [01:45:03] Speaker A: All right. Versus Manny Low. Manny Low. He should be Manny Go. And he wants to shake hands, but Roosh listens to Taz and just beats the. Out of him. Does the horns of Taurus or whatever it's called. Wins. [01:45:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:45:21] Speaker A: And he gets on the mic HS master. [01:45:26] Speaker B: I do hearn. [01:45:28] Speaker A: I have nothing else to say. And it's regular promo. [01:45:32] Speaker C: It's literally. It's like a commercial break. And my only takeaway is at least it's quick. [01:45:39] Speaker A: It was. [01:45:39] Speaker B: I like the. I. I am an advocate for the squash. I'm an advocate for, like, the jobber match. I've been saying this forever. I like when you. You feed Brody a jobber. It's important for the ecosystem. Apparently, now we are feet. We are feeding roos jobbers. That's like a thing that's going down. Okay, John Tanta here, everyone. [01:46:07] Speaker A: We can't keep recording episodes longer than the Dynamite. Come on, everybody. Come on. Longer than the Dynamite yet. All right, all right, all right. [01:46:18] Speaker B: We did do a lot of talking, and there was a lot of talk. There was a dramatic reading in the intro. [01:46:24] Speaker A: There was a dramatic reading that's going up on patreon.com [01:46:30] Speaker B: now. Pod. [01:46:32] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. We got to read some authentic 1980s misogyny. [01:46:38] Speaker B: Yeah, it was really. [01:46:40] Speaker A: We were watching wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:46:44] Speaker C: And we're watching wrestling, Piper. [01:46:46] Speaker A: And we're watching. [01:46:50] Speaker B: We're almost to the main event, aren't we? [01:46:52] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. Actually. Yeah, I'm gonna speed run it, even though, like, a bunch. Well, I just wanted to stop in and bust everybody's collective balls. Balls, if you will. [01:47:03] Speaker B: Yeah, save me on surgery. Bust my balls. [01:47:12] Speaker A: I wish. Wish y' all and everybody listening a good night. Happy podcast and happy restaurants. [01:47:18] Speaker B: Oh, we love you, editor Pip. [01:47:20] Speaker C: Love you, Piper. [01:47:21] Speaker A: We miss you. [01:47:23] Speaker C: Thanks for jumping in. [01:47:24] Speaker A: I will enjoy my government mandate. [01:47:27] Speaker B: Enjoy that break, boy. [01:47:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:30] Speaker B: All right. Drive away, Drive away, drive away. [01:47:35] Speaker C: I love when the crypto. [01:47:36] Speaker A: Drive. [01:47:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:38] Speaker A: I love when we get the. Speaking of driving, Luchasaurus is still driving the bus through the desert with Jack Perry, and he calls Mark Davis a big stupid dog. Yeah, he's found that. He found the Lizard Man Escape Skateboard Squad. [01:47:53] Speaker C: Oh, my God. He did. He was looking at the picture. [01:47:56] Speaker A: He did. He's found him. [01:47:58] Speaker B: Yeah. What if it was just Luchasaurus? Yeah, what if Luchasaurus is a gorge [01:48:05] Speaker C: or a descendant from the Corin? [01:48:08] Speaker B: I think Luchasaurus might be a gorn. We are figuring out, folks. We are putting it all together. [01:48:23] Speaker A: We are the new infowars. Truly, honestly, Lizard man conspiracy [01:48:33] Speaker C: for solid [01:48:38] Speaker B: source. [01:48:39] Speaker A: The Lizard people have wrestlers now and they're gay. Well, maybe not. Yeah. Jack finds some rocks that are on the side of the road for some reason. He's beat Mark Davis once, and he'll do it again, and he'll Be the champion. If you don't like that, you. I just love that that's his. If you don't like that, fuck you. [01:49:01] Speaker C: It's very good catchphrase. [01:49:03] Speaker B: It's very talented nights. It's very, you know, chew Big Red. You like. I've often thought like that would be a great wrestling promo. And he said someone finally did it. You know what? I'm the best. You know why you. [01:49:20] Speaker C: That's right. That's the energy. He. That's great energy for him too. This. I love this little video package. He's going the distance. Yeah, I love it. [01:49:30] Speaker A: I think they've been great. They've been awesome promos. [01:49:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:35] Speaker A: Main event, 10 man tag match. Death Riders. Claudio Wheeler, Danny Garcia and the Dogs. David Finley, Clark Connors versus the Bang Bang Gan. Austin and Colton Gunn and Ace Austin and the Young Bucks. Finley doesn't want his coat and beats up the guy in the back because he's not union. Death Riders are doing push ups on the outside, waiting for the dogs to finish their entrance. [01:49:57] Speaker B: Like you do [01:49:59] Speaker A: the heels, the faces all come out and they do some. And the heels attack right before the bell. And the faces are dancing. John Moxley is on comms and it rules things so good. They break it down. And they do. They're gonna do like the change vertical suplex spot. And Mox goes, is that a human centipede? It's just like. Yeah, I think that is a human centipede. To which Excalibur corrects them and say, actually the human centipede is when their mouth is on the. Actually, never mind. [01:50:41] Speaker C: Yeah, I need to correct this statement. And then realized where he was going. It was just like, swerve. [01:50:50] Speaker B: It's probably best if I keep my mouth shut. Jones over here. [01:50:54] Speaker C: Oh, he's such a delight. And it's so funny because Death Riders are heelish, but Mox, I feel, is just beloved on commentary table. Like, everybody's cool with them. I mean, that's what he is. [01:51:07] Speaker B: They're full tweener at this point. [01:51:08] Speaker C: Okay, yeah, that's true. [01:51:09] Speaker B: But yeah, like, he. You can't help but just love him because he's amazing. [01:51:15] Speaker C: This is true. [01:51:17] Speaker B: I just. Every week I love. Like, he doesn't even. And also, like, because it's funny that it's not. It's a Dino Legion. It's not even a full collision. And it's like, it's collision. We got. We gotta get Mox on commentary for a collision. Like, it's not a collision. If Mox doesn't come out here and get. And just get hard for his guys while they're wrestling. Like, but not, you know, but not in a creepy way. Like when Don Callis does it. When Moxley, when Moxley gets hard for his boys, it's in a God loving way. Unlike Don Cow. [01:51:55] Speaker A: I think, I think it was the first wrestle dream or it might have been forbidden door. But like it was the first time he was just on commentary. It was for like a Wheeler U to match. [01:52:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:52:03] Speaker A: And like he would just like continually just like put the headset down. Like him up Wheeler don't take a. And Excalibur just like, Jesus Christ, we're on tv. [01:52:17] Speaker B: Yes. [01:52:19] Speaker C: The mic's picking it up and then [01:52:22] Speaker A: they had Danielson and then he was on for Danielson and. Versus Zack Saber Jr. On the same show. And like if you ever, if you ever see, if you ever see a picture of him just like kind of like his legs sprawled out in his arm like in the back of the chair, it's like that's like after that match was over and he's like doing the like. Yeah, that was great. Sex pose, [01:52:45] Speaker C: Cigarette Danielson and Zack Saber. Yeah. I mean I, I see, I can see, I can see why. [01:52:53] Speaker A: But yeah, Moxley is a menace on. On commentary. [01:53:01] Speaker C: Go ahead. [01:53:01] Speaker A: It was good. [01:53:05] Speaker C: He has this great conversation about his hatred and how that is directly corollary to your success. And he's like, Taz, you were. You were hated. And he's like, yeah, and I loved it. One day I was at Excalibur was. I was not. And I was not successful. And he's like, but you're beloved. And I thought that was very sweet. [01:53:26] Speaker A: That's true, Tony. It's true. It was adorable. [01:53:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:31] Speaker A: He was like, everybody loves Tony, especially some lady in the third row behind you. [01:53:34] Speaker C: Yeah, you gotta keep an eye out for. [01:53:37] Speaker A: I don't even really want to talk about. It was a good match. Like it was. I think that if you saw the collision 10 man, it was very similar to. In a similar vein to that. [01:53:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:49] Speaker A: Just with the guns. Bang, bang, bang. Swapped in for the. The Rascals [01:53:57] Speaker C: who looked great. [01:53:59] Speaker B: The Young Guns, as opposed to the un. Young Buds. I'm calling the. Yeah, I was calling that the Young Buds is where I'm at. But I feel like Young Guns. [01:54:08] Speaker C: That's the Rascals, though. [01:54:09] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was talking about. But the Young Guns, I think might actually be a trademark thing, which is probably why they can't Call themselves that. But I was like, they came out. They came. Well, yeah, but like. But with the bucks. So, like, when you have the young bucks and the guns, I was like, it's right there. Guys. Like, why are. Like, why not. [01:54:34] Speaker A: Because they're not the Bang Bang Gang. So they'd have to be the. [01:54:38] Speaker B: They're still gun things. [01:54:41] Speaker A: Young bangs. [01:54:42] Speaker B: Yes, the young Bang. [01:54:43] Speaker A: That's the Bang Bus gang. [01:54:46] Speaker B: Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. You said young bang. And he just broke through the wall like shockmaster. It was terrifying. Jesus. [01:54:59] Speaker A: I just. The young. It was just. It's just so much fun. This whole thing was just a blast. Like. [01:55:12] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:55:13] Speaker A: I love Wheeler Yuta. Max is compares him and Garcia. The tortoise and the hare. [01:55:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:55:19] Speaker A: And everybody hated the tortoise. [01:55:21] Speaker C: For some reason, they're still talking about him today. [01:55:25] Speaker A: There's still time. Bad and day. Because everybody hated the tortoise. Remember the guys you hate? [01:55:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:55:32] Speaker A: Flawless wrestle logic. They run a train on Austin. Gun. Claudia gets the giant swing, but the ping is broken up. He gets a big flatliner on Claudio and then he makes a hot tag and Colton comes in Casa and fuego. They do the dragon tamer curb stomp combo with Yuta and Garcia. Lariats Garcia. And then a buck does that locomotion Northern light suplex. And like, he somehow manages to pin three guys at once. Yeah. [01:56:04] Speaker C: Triple pin [01:56:08] Speaker A: for two. It was good. They do their high bucks do their high five bulldogs. They call for super kick party. And everybody gets kicked. [01:56:18] Speaker C: Yes. [01:56:19] Speaker A: Marina's on the outside streaming it. Garcia's like, what is happening? [01:56:24] Speaker C: If it's not Mox, it's Marina yelling at you. [01:56:28] Speaker A: Well, it's like carrot and stick, I suppose. [01:56:31] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. [01:56:32] Speaker A: There's. But there's no carrot. It's only. [01:56:34] Speaker C: It's just both sticks. [01:56:35] Speaker A: It's just two sticks, [01:56:40] Speaker B: that's all. [01:56:44] Speaker C: One will hit you in its. [01:56:46] Speaker A: Marina, carrot and stick. Except the stick is. The carrot is also a stick. Surprise. It's a. It's a pair of. [01:56:59] Speaker C: God. [01:57:00] Speaker A: Oh, this is going too long. It's almost 11 o' clock here. All right. [01:57:04] Speaker B: Jesus. [01:57:05] Speaker A: Austin does his deep squat Death valley driver. Then Claudia just slams him and [01:57:12] Speaker B: just comes. [01:57:15] Speaker C: Absolutely explodes waiting for it. [01:57:19] Speaker A: Max's shouts, who's strong now? [01:57:22] Speaker C: Love it. [01:57:23] Speaker A: They do, like, a big train of finishers. The guns get Claudio up for 310 to Yuma, which I thought was pretty impressive. [01:57:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that was great. [01:57:32] Speaker A: They wipe each other out. [01:57:36] Speaker C: Everybody gets like, clothesline. [01:57:42] Speaker B: Everyone clotheslines each other for, like, a minute and a half. Yeah. [01:57:46] Speaker A: And, like, it's. It's exciting enough. And Mox is selling it by, like, he's, like, standing up at the desk to, like, he's like. He's that invested in it at this point, and I love that. [01:57:56] Speaker B: It could have been. That could have been a really boring spot. But, like, yeah, like, they. They managed to. Like, they're like, no, this is great. And, like, even the crowd, like, by the end of it, the crowd, like, applauded, like, well, they did it. Yeah. They woke up and, like, holy. They. They really. Everyone did the spot. Damn. [01:58:13] Speaker C: How are you sleeping through this match? [01:58:15] Speaker A: How are you sleeping through this box says it's a Saturday on a Wednesday. Yeah. And then there's just, like, a wise series of dives. Ace Austin hits the fold, which is his corkscrew nut breaker thing on Yuta, and gets the win. [01:58:32] Speaker B: So I really like that move. I like that move a lot. [01:58:37] Speaker A: It's cool. It's very cool. Mox is like, damn, son of a. But then m. It was a good move. It was a good match. [01:58:44] Speaker C: Finley came in early in the match with a single scoop, like a arm through the legs of Colton. Single scoops him and, like, lifts him on Colton. And I was just sick. I was like, holy smokes. [01:58:58] Speaker A: That's one arm. [01:59:00] Speaker C: Damn. [01:59:00] Speaker A: Dogs were kind of quiet for most of them. They were. And I know they were much more active on Saturday. Yeah, Like, I. I mean, the Saturday one was a lot better, I thought. But this was still very entertaining. [01:59:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:59:13] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's. That's DinoVision, Dino Legion. That was what, forever? But this. The episode went forever. And you know what? Okay. [01:59:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:59:30] Speaker C: Erica can have the longest episode. I don't want it. [01:59:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:59:36] Speaker B: I'm gonna have to edit this thing. That's fine. [01:59:42] Speaker A: There's. There's probably some stuff that can come out. It's fine. [01:59:47] Speaker B: Awesome. But, hey, that's it. We did it. That was a Dinolision. We got all the way. We didn't fully crash out right in the middle with the. The Darby. We did. All right. We. We did it. We got all the way through another [02:00:00] Speaker C: hour after that, too. [02:00:02] Speaker A: Like, I. I remember the last time we did a Dinolision. We were like. We were. We were crashing out at the end of it. We were loopy the episode. [02:00:11] Speaker B: We were loopy. Like. Like, the commentary was. Yeah. [02:00:15] Speaker A: Yes. Because it had been like, they did, like, multiple weeks in a row of three hour episodes, and we were just like, can we Please not. Can we. Please not. [02:00:24] Speaker C: It's so much. [02:00:25] Speaker B: I don't know if it was. I think it was a real sports issue. I think real sports was like, you're gonna take it? And we're like, we don't want it. Want. Take it. Real sports and they're like, you're. You're taking all of the Kadino visions all at once. [02:00:39] Speaker A: And I was like, yeah, that was kind of what it was. And, you know, every once in a while, a three hour episode is fine, but yeah, like, multiple weeks of it is not ideal. [02:00:49] Speaker B: Less than ideal. [02:00:50] Speaker A: Yeah, less than ideal. [02:00:52] Speaker B: But this was a pretty all right one. I. I had fun. I'm excited for another little hour of collision on Saturday. Get a little extra guy because they have to fulfill a contract. We'll see what happens. [02:01:06] Speaker A: Fairway to hell. Yeah. [02:01:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. All right. [02:01:11] Speaker C: Is it a fair way to heaven? No. [02:01:13] Speaker B: Fairway to. [02:01:13] Speaker A: I don't fair way to hell. [02:01:15] Speaker B: It's got to be hell because it's wrestling. [02:01:17] Speaker C: No, it is. It is. That is correct. I don't know why. [02:01:19] Speaker B: I think hell's where the pain is, and in wrestling is pain. So. I know pain and shame. But that was awesome. I missed you, Erica. And, yeah, so good to have you [02:01:36] Speaker A: back, but you guys did great without me. [02:01:39] Speaker B: Thank you. I always miss you when. When. When you're not near. So, like, even if I saw you next week, I still missed you. Let me see. [02:01:48] Speaker C: Thanks. [02:01:51] Speaker B: And for all you sickos at home, I miss you too, because I need attention to survive. I kid. In fact, most. Most times, I don't want to be attended. But that being said, you should attend this show and you should tell other people to attend the show and do that. Do that or I'll cry. Do that or you will. It's awful. Hamper. Yeah, but not that much. I don't want that much attention. But tell a fair amount of people because I would like to make some money. And. And that would be. Yeah. If you could get enough people listen to the show that they start bothering you with ads. That we don't pick that. Then if you start hearing. If you start hearing ads and you're like, there's no way, Ella, like, let this happen. That's awesome. That means we're doing great and we're about to. We're gonna make fives of dollars. It's gonna be. [02:02:52] Speaker A: Get people to listen to this so that I can move. [02:02:56] Speaker C: Yes. Erica's moving. [02:02:58] Speaker A: Because I'm trying to move and stop. [02:03:01] Speaker B: In order get people to listen to this. So that I can pay some rent and eventually move to a different place. Because I got hate crime twice in 10 minutes before the show started. It was really great. Get out here, Rick. Ow. My agenda. Okay, sorry. We hit our. Everything all right? [02:03:25] Speaker C: And all of a sudden poked his head at the side. [02:03:27] Speaker B: If that's not enough for me to put some music over while we're talking, Happy wrestling. [02:03:33] Speaker A: Happy wrestling. Keep it sleazy. [02:03:38] Speaker B: It's the only way. I know. [02:04:04] Speaker A: But it's premise. It's premise, which actually glorifies female chauvinism of a vengeful sort of. Is even more dreadful. [02:04:16] Speaker B: A vengeful sword. [02:04:18] Speaker A: When I see mediocre horse opera material mixed with a dose of medievalisms, such as Lichtenberg's bitches love horses. [02:04:29] Speaker B: Am I right?