How You Know?!

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and [00:00:24] Speaker B: said, holy shit, that's a lot of [00:00:26] Speaker A: racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed [00:00:32] Speaker B: and lo did she post about it [00:00:34] Speaker A: on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. All right, how do I want. Why do I want to ramble into this one? It's always better when I ramble into a Squishmallows. Welcome back to Wednesday night Fake Fights. It is I. It's Ella Taylor. I got Squishmallow. He's a beautiful butterfly. You can't see them because it's an audio podcast, but I am here to watch Dynamite like we do every week with my favorite wrestling queers. Normal first wrestling queer is not here. Erica is off doing something. I. I thought we came up with a funny reason and now I honestly don't remember what it was. [00:01:34] Speaker B: She cosplaying as an elf and hating Tommy Chompers. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Yes, I was going to say we're supposed to tell the truth. Yes, Cosplaying is an elf. [00:01:44] Speaker B: She's not cosplaying as a Tommy Chompers hater. She is. [00:01:49] Speaker A: No, that part's real. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Hate is real. The elf is cosplay. [00:01:54] Speaker A: Yeah, the elf is the whimsy. Yeah, but we still though have other wrestle queers. A yo. Ah, Soy Hampton. [00:02:08] Speaker B: As Hamper Dicero rolls into the ring on in a little tykes cozy coupe, those yellow and red cars and takes their little legs zooming the car down a ramp. 450. Splashing the tyke, the little tight cozy coupe into a flaming dumpster that is my entrance lid. Then slams down on the dumpster. [00:02:34] Speaker A: Ding, ding, ding. Ring the bell. That's how dumpster mats work. [00:02:37] Speaker B: That's right. [00:02:39] Speaker A: Yes, a real thing. You'll get there in your 90s soon. Mick Foley and Terry Funk versus New Age outlaws. Yeah, I watched that for my birthday when I was way too young. [00:02:53] Speaker B: It's like a coffin match with the dumpster, basically. [00:02:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it just. It's so good and wonderful and wholesome. It's wholesome. But yes, because we are down in Erica, we have again the second person to do this. I think that we might make this a reoccurring bit because people seem to like it so far. Guest commentator. You know, like sometimes mox comes down, you know, hangs out a collision. You have that. We have returning guests to the studio, though. First time on this show. You know them, you know her. The most notorious she. They on the Internet. Cheese, mouse, various brands. It's Betsy. Hello, Betsy. We love you. Welcome back. [00:03:37] Speaker C: So I didn't realize I'd have to, like, stage an entrance. Entrance. I didn't. [00:03:41] Speaker B: No, you don't have to. [00:03:42] Speaker C: I have no music. There's no pyro. Pyro. There's no pyro. [00:03:47] Speaker A: There's no pyro. [00:03:48] Speaker B: No, it's not the budget, babes. [00:03:53] Speaker C: It just says on the back. It says, graphic design is my passion. No, it's an audio format. But it says behind me, you just walking. [00:04:02] Speaker A: Walk into the stage with carrying the four squishmallows. Anyway, that's the whole thing. No pyro. No pyro. [00:04:10] Speaker C: No pyro. [00:04:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:14] Speaker B: Sound and hard as. [00:04:15] Speaker A: No pyro, no pyro. [00:04:17] Speaker C: I'm soft. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Precisely. Thank you for being here. Hello, welcome. [00:04:26] Speaker C: Thank you for having me. So excited to be back. Can't believe I've continued to watch wrestling after the episode that I was on for. [00:04:34] Speaker A: I was gonna say this is another not. You had a previous history. You know, you went on a first date to a death match, which was one of the greatest stories I ever heard. Yeah. I forget if that. I do forget if it ended up going well or not. [00:04:54] Speaker C: We're gonna say it. It went. Okay. [00:04:58] Speaker A: Okay. [00:04:59] Speaker C: It could have gone a lot worse because I am still alive. [00:05:03] Speaker A: Very. Fair enough. Fair enough. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Yikes. [00:05:09] Speaker C: Bar is really low. [00:05:11] Speaker A: It's not the same as Hampter where you came on and then you just, you know, stayed in the basement. [00:05:19] Speaker C: Yeah, I escaped. Yeah. Skipped the cocoon. I spread my wings. I found aew and I was like, [00:05:29] Speaker A: yeah. [00:05:30] Speaker C: Yes. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Then sure enough, the rest of us joined up with you because God damn it, that was depressing. [00:05:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:39] Speaker A: So much misogyny. [00:05:41] Speaker B: So much racism. [00:05:42] Speaker A: Jesus. Very video package. Yeah. The 1990s. So, yes, we are here now. Huzzah. [00:05:53] Speaker C: The present. Oh, wait. [00:05:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:56] Speaker A: Oh, wait. [00:05:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. There are trade offs. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Yeah. The horrors may or may not be persisting. [00:06:05] Speaker B: And we are in Fairfax. Fairfax, Virginia, indeed. [00:06:10] Speaker A: So, yeah, jump from our nation's capital. Erica's gone, so I'm gonna. [00:06:17] Speaker B: This is holds up plastic dangly keys that top teeth on. [00:06:22] Speaker A: I don't want anyone to freak out. [00:06:25] Speaker B: But drop in, bitches. [00:06:30] Speaker A: Get in, bitches. We're going potting. [00:06:35] Speaker B: You go take. You guys go potty before we get in. Before we start. [00:06:39] Speaker A: Yes. So if you can't tell Hampter. Hampter is driving. Erica insisted on, on, on specifically giving Hampter the keys to the car. So I believe in them. Erica obviously believes in them. I am going to be buckling my seatbelt. [00:07:04] Speaker B: I don't have a license. [00:07:06] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that's just to be safe. I saw an oil change happening earlier. There was nacho cheese involved. I, I just, just to be safe, [00:07:18] Speaker B: I want to make sure that though we have, we have a smooth ride. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't want, don't want gunk up the engine with oil. [00:07:25] Speaker C: Yeah, it's all about that dairy. Always been about that dairy. [00:07:32] Speaker B: We're trying to move away from big oil. [00:07:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Towards cheese like products. [00:07:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:42] Speaker B: And I'm not, I'm not taking. I'm not doing Cryptid corner tonight. Instead I'm keeping this. I'll keep the seat warm. With an urban legend for the area. And the urban legend I've chosen is Bunny Man. [00:07:56] Speaker A: Oh my God. I forgot about this. I knew about this and then I forgot about this. Tell please. Because Erica usually has been doing a cryptic corner. None of us can get her to stop. Why would we? So we are in. Yo, you said Virginia, so we get Bunnyman. Please hafter. Please tell me about the Bunnyman. [00:08:14] Speaker B: As the legend goes, Fairfax residents petitioned to shut down the Clifton Asylum prison prison in 1904. But while transferring the inmates to a new facility in Lorton, one of the vehicles crashed. Most of its passengers. Ten inmates were temporarily able to escape from the crash, but all but one, Douglas J. Griffin, was found. Shortly after the roadside incident, local residents started finding hundreds of half eaten skinned rabbits hanging from the trees in Fairfax County. During the search for the missing inmate, police found the remains of a man named Marcus Walster. Though this victim does change in the various storytellings. [00:08:55] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Hanging from the bridge of this in the same condition as the rabbit carcasses. [00:09:00] Speaker A: I want you to check every farmhouse, outhouse, hen house, bunny house. I'm just seeing, I'm seeing, I'm seeing the. Oh, no good chimpkin. Yeah, poor chimpkin. So like I'm just seeing the opening of. Of Fugitive because you talk like the crash. 10 escaped convicts. Yeah, so. So this guy is having a bunny time is what you're. [00:09:28] Speaker B: Yeah, so he was dubbed the bunny man because he was. He was stripping the rabbits and so they were in connection with the creeping findings that follow his disappearance. Griffin is set to haunt the Colchester Overpass bridge. If you take a look on Google Maps, the bridge Is called Bunnyman Bridge. This is actually traced back. They could find the origins of this legend. They traced it back to, like, 1970s, where a dude in a bunny costume was recorded by local newspapers attacking motorists and passerbys with, like, wooden hatchets. Kitty. We got orange cat. We got orange cat. [00:10:08] Speaker C: Orange cat. [00:10:10] Speaker A: Hey, Mookie. Cryptid corner, Cryptic corner. It's Mookie. [00:10:15] Speaker C: Mookie heard about the bunny man, and he was like, I want to eat some bunny. [00:10:20] Speaker A: Like, you say bunny. [00:10:21] Speaker C: He was like, did you say bunny for me? [00:10:24] Speaker B: Yes, always. So, yeah, that's the bunny man. [00:10:29] Speaker C: I hated that. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:30] Speaker A: Yeah. I hated everything about that. Thank you so much for that. [00:10:33] Speaker B: He's often used to be, like, naughty children get taken by the funny man. That kind of things. Like, wow. [00:10:40] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That seems like psychological abuse, but I don't know. Who am I to say? I just have cptsd. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. More importantly, Mookie, let's focus on the good things here. There's an orange cat. [00:11:02] Speaker C: We got good stuff. [00:11:04] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's not mocked. So she's not trying to eat me so that. I like. I like how he's not trying to eat me. [00:11:11] Speaker B: We leave the Bunnyman and head over to the. To the. The championship or to the TNT championship? The Jet. Kevin Knight versus mjf. [00:11:25] Speaker A: Mjf. Yeah. Right off the bat. Go right. Let me just pull out of Bunnyman gas station and just right onto i94. TNT champion. Yeah. [00:11:36] Speaker B: Did you all see the bunny man? Let's go. [00:11:40] Speaker A: Get the out of here. [00:11:42] Speaker B: Three minutes at each stop. [00:11:44] Speaker C: Ironically, I do think if you said to Kevin Knight and. Or mjf, something about the Bunnyman would be, like, really into it. [00:11:53] Speaker B: I think so. [00:11:54] Speaker A: I think. I think MJF would. He would, like, ruthlessly make fun of you for believing it and call you a little child for. And call you. And the whole time, it's because he's terrified. He's just so fucking scared of funny [00:12:11] Speaker C: man shitting his tiny pants. He is shitting his tiny pants. [00:12:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, his Burberry diaper is just full prepared. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Remember when I called it plaid? [00:12:23] Speaker A: Holy. Yeah, dude. Him call that a call back. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Kids call that a call back. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Call that a callback. [00:12:34] Speaker B: Speaking of callbacks, we're starting off with a video package. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Hey, hey. This was. All right, look, we're gonna. I'm gonna say it right now. There was a lot of video package, like, material on this dynamite, and I have feelings about it. We can talk about as we Go. But, yes, we started with a video [00:12:58] Speaker B: package just like the. The. The rivalry between MJF and Kevin, which is actually not super long because Kevin is an up, up and comer. Like, fantastic. But he hasn't been around super long. [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Not in. Awesome. [00:13:12] Speaker B: Yeah. MJF strolls out without gold, which is weird. Taz's. Taz is hearing comments on it. [00:13:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Taz is here, folks. Everyone, we got the. The. Taz has returned. He forgot his sunglasses, and he's gonna get about it all night. [00:13:31] Speaker B: It's so wild how, like, they can't stop lying because he's just like, yeah, some flight attendant took him. And I was like, no, no, that's not what happens. Why did you say that? [00:13:44] Speaker A: Because he's a heel. He's the. He's the healer. He's trying to be the healiest heel who has ever healed. And it's adorable because it's Taz. It's like, we all know you're just a cuddly little guy, like. [00:13:56] Speaker B: Like a little potato. [00:13:58] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. He's like an orange cat. Like, yes, he'll break your neck randomly, but mostly he's fine. [00:14:07] Speaker C: He just wants to cuddle. That's why he's breaking your neck. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Because you're not cuddling him now. Cuddle now. Right? [00:14:13] Speaker C: Cuddle now. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Cuddle now. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Cuddle now. Tasplex. Tasplex. Yeah. [00:14:21] Speaker B: From morning to night, Taz plexing. From morning to night, Kevin comes out with Speedball, and Taz calls him Taekwondo Jones. [00:14:32] Speaker A: Taekwondo Jones. Over here. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Over here. [00:14:36] Speaker A: It's my. It's Jet's emotional support envy. Okay. [00:14:41] Speaker C: He's also in my emotional support envy. Like, I need him around. [00:14:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:45] Speaker C: All the time to do anything they want to do. I mean, when I first heard about Speedball Mike Bailey, I was like, that's my guy. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Yep. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Right. [00:14:55] Speaker B: And then I found out he was non binary or they were non binary. And I was just like, more. [00:15:00] Speaker A: Yeah, right, Continue. [00:15:01] Speaker B: Yes, they. [00:15:02] Speaker A: More representation. I'm going to be an opossum in. In kick pads instead of boots, you get in the ring. Yeah. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, hechicera was the portmanteau. Just worked better. [00:15:16] Speaker A: No, I really did. Yeah. [00:15:17] Speaker B: No, no, they're also married to. Oh, what's. What's Beta Scott, who's also non binary. And they're adorable and I love them. [00:15:26] Speaker A: We talked about. Yeah, we talked about this a bit last week for DBK brunch. [00:15:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:31] Speaker A: Because Beta was the commentator and Beta should get a commentary job on tv. Tony, I know you're listening. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Do it. [00:15:38] Speaker A: I'm sorry about a couple weeks ago when I told you you should start doing more drugs again. But also, I'm not that sorry. [00:15:47] Speaker C: Do you want to do drugs with us? [00:15:49] Speaker A: But also like, yeah, I got this, this little. It's legal now. We got this little guy. I got some purple papaya. Yeah. And it's just a little. It's just in a vaporizer, Tony. So hit this and fire. Darby. [00:16:05] Speaker B: Darby. The one two combo. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Hit this twice and. And XNE86 the twink. Okay. Yeah. [00:16:16] Speaker B: Kick him in. [00:16:18] Speaker A: Sad boy gone. Yeah. [00:16:19] Speaker B: We start this match off with. Because MJF is hella eager to kick heaven. The jets ignites ass. But he isn't too quick to start before telling. What's his nuts to tell. To announce him as not hailing from a white trash state like Virginia. [00:16:38] Speaker A: Yes. Naturally. [00:16:39] Speaker B: He'll got to heal. [00:16:41] Speaker A: He'll got to heal. [00:16:42] Speaker B: You're gonna heal. Yeah. The bell rings and MFJ attacks, goes over and sends Kevin immediately over the top and into two sets of stairs while calling him kid and basically tell him that he's a joke and nothing. [00:16:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, basically good old MJF stuff. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Adding insult to injury, he back breakers him. Kevin on the barricade, grabs the camera and points it at Kevin and says, you're a nobody. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:17:10] Speaker B: And kicks him in the head. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, come on. That's insult to injury. That's like completely unnecessary. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Yeah. They head back into the ring. MJF goes for a quick cover and MJ kicks out and pulls Kevin into a chokehold. But Kevin stands with a few midsection shots, breaks free. He goes for. And goes for a sick cross body off the ropes into mjf. [00:17:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that was very nice. [00:17:38] Speaker B: And in, in response, the MJF gives him the sickest back elbow when Kevin comes at him again. [00:17:47] Speaker A: See that? That's a. And oh, I, I speed. Preaching to choir, I'm sure. I, I, and I repeat myself. I always go back to the people who like, would say that, like, MJF couldn't wrestle. I'm just like, oh, that's it. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Ridiculous that I don't. [00:18:03] Speaker A: This whole, this whole match is proof of it because like, him, him and Kevin were just like, hey, they're giving us the opener. Should we just make everything after this harder to follow? Like, yeah. [00:18:15] Speaker C: Should we just blow it out of the water? Like, yeah, it's fine. I'd also like to take this moment to acknowledge that, like, it's crazy, right? That the like the up and comer like, kind of. I'm gonna say, like, right now, main guy of aew, his name is Kevin. Yeah, we were talking about a guy named Kevin right now. And, like, he's doing exceptionally well. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Yes, this is true. He's very good. [00:18:44] Speaker C: Can we do better? Can we help it a little? [00:18:49] Speaker A: Can we just discuss the fact that he said we need to. Look, we need to talk about Kevin. Okay. [00:18:53] Speaker B: We have to talk about Kevin. [00:18:55] Speaker A: We have to talk about. [00:18:56] Speaker C: It's just. It's right there. It's so funny to me. I was just like, that's so ridiculous. [00:19:01] Speaker B: It's very funny because later on in the match, Rush squashes a Steven for Puentes. [00:19:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:19:09] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That was so. [00:19:10] Speaker B: I was like, stephen. His name is Stephen. [00:19:14] Speaker A: Stephen. All right. [00:19:15] Speaker C: Y. I had the same note on Stephen as well. I was like, wait, Stephen. We're just. [00:19:20] Speaker A: We literally don't even have to cover that match now. [00:19:24] Speaker C: That's what happened. That was the entire thing that. [00:19:27] Speaker A: That's exactly what happened. He messed with the bull. He got the Hearns. And his name is Stephen. [00:19:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:35] Speaker A: And. And that was spoiler Hearns. And that was it. [00:19:41] Speaker B: I like the idea that his name now post humiously is. Was Stephen. It's not. [00:19:48] Speaker C: Not his name was Steven. [00:19:51] Speaker B: I mean, so right after the back elbow, they do a series of reversals where the two counter each other before with back. The back suplexes, before MJF finally goes, catches Knight with a Supex cutter and goes for a cover. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah. That was nuts. That cutter was crazy. So good was this also. I might be getting ahead of you, but you know how I backseat drive. [00:20:18] Speaker B: I know [00:20:21] Speaker A: he did the MJF hit this bit. It was a reversal where Jet goes for, like, a big DDT like he does, where he, like, gets lifted all the way up and slams him down. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:33] Speaker A: But instead MGF stops and, like, holds them and then turns into, like, a pop up cutter. [00:20:41] Speaker B: But Max reverses into a cutter and covers for two. [00:20:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. So you literally just wrote down everything Hampter I love. [00:20:49] Speaker B: I did. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:51] Speaker B: I have 14 pages of notes. Jesus Christ. Watched it twice. Yeah. [00:21:01] Speaker A: What did I tell you about watching it twice before? [00:21:06] Speaker B: Before we go too far down. I'm going to point out that while he in the very early goes for the COVID but pulls Kevin's legs out from under him and goes for the COVID which is diametrically opposed to what happens later on in the card between Darby and Alan, which I thought was [00:21:24] Speaker A: very Brody, Darby and Allen. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Can you imagine if there was. [00:21:31] Speaker A: That sounds like the worst home decor store, like, of all time. Darby and Allen, like, they have. [00:21:39] Speaker C: Everything's really discounted because it's really shitty. [00:21:42] Speaker A: It's super shitty. It's like. It's like Hot Topic, but Kirkland and. And, yeah. [00:21:50] Speaker B: Alley furniture. Yeah. [00:21:53] Speaker C: Hot Topic furniture is so, so toxic. [00:21:56] Speaker A: Everything smells. Speaking of. It all smells vaguely of chloroform and, like. Yeah. [00:22:03] Speaker B: Ether. [00:22:05] Speaker A: Darby and. Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:22:07] Speaker C: Okay. [00:22:08] Speaker A: All right. Yeah. Well, now that I'm done gagging more. Yeah. This match continued to. Real hard. [00:22:14] Speaker B: In order to soothe your stomach. You will take. You will be amused by the fact that MJF misses a heat thief. Heat seeker because he calls out. Taz. [00:22:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:26] Speaker B: Got the. I got him. I got him, friend. And Kevin just slips through his legs. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Lariat into a ddt. Bouncing Max's head off the mat. Rattling that cage. [00:22:45] Speaker A: That was quite rough indeed. [00:22:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Hands and kicks into mgf. Kevin goes super hard. MGF trying returned the offense, but is. Kevin is just super fast and dodges everything. He stops MJF with a drop kick to the face, but doesn't go for the COVID Instead, he hypes the crowd, [00:23:04] Speaker A: which was a mistake because that was a pretty drop kick. [00:23:07] Speaker B: It was. He does respond with a splash cover afterwards. But. Yeah. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Come on, bud. Yeah. No, and that was. God, this match was so good. And I just. I. I love that we're giving Kevin God now. I can't say it without giggling. Thanks, Beth. [00:23:32] Speaker C: The Jet. [00:23:34] Speaker A: This is why he talked about. This is why he talks in third person. [00:23:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:38] Speaker B: This is true. [00:23:40] Speaker A: Is because he wants everyone to forget that his name is Kevin. [00:23:44] Speaker C: He's like, I can't. Why'd I stick with Kevin? [00:23:46] Speaker B: Why did. I. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Could have picked anything. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Should have just gone with the chat. [00:23:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:51] Speaker C: Jimmy Carter was right there. [00:23:53] Speaker B: He started running for president. That's why he started announcing himself because he. Nobody knew who he was. Like, I'm Jimmy Carter. [00:23:59] Speaker A: It's like I'm legit. [00:24:02] Speaker C: Just saying. Also, like, if he had been Jet Knight. That's so cool. [00:24:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Honestly, that was. Yeah, that's. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that's actually. That's actually pretty. Pretty. All right. Yeah. You know. Kevin, you up. That being said, finish my. You. [00:24:20] Speaker C: I'm sorry. Yes. Go on. [00:24:22] Speaker A: You up. Yeah. Oh, well, hold on now. I gotta wait until the. Oh, no. Cops. Maybe loses track of what I was gonna. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Come on after your crops. [00:24:36] Speaker A: Coming after my crops. My. My beautiful takes. I was growing my beautiful. [00:24:46] Speaker B: After your post. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Look upon my post for me [00:24:54] Speaker B: in despair. [00:24:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, now I remember. No It's. It's really great that he's coming up. And, like, it's. I don't. I don't know what's. I. It's. It all comes back to. To that. That. You know the one. [00:25:13] Speaker B: Don't let him steal your joy. [00:25:16] Speaker A: I'm trying. [00:25:17] Speaker B: It's been around 175 pounds. [00:25:21] Speaker A: Real talk right now. [00:25:22] Speaker B: You can only do a codehead. You can take him. [00:25:28] Speaker A: I probably could, yeah. Actually, like, no, like, could be so real. I'm going through. I'm still having my Dalton castle going through an arc. Sickos is rough. So, like, I was, like, trying to enjoy this, and every time I'm like, something pisses me off. I'm like, well, this is because of dark. Because, like, the whole Maxwell of it. And I'm like, they're doing a good job. But it's like, okay, they're doing a good job of these two power levels meeting each other. That's how I felt in this match is like, they. They really. One's on the upward swing ones for some reason that I don't understand. On the downward swing after losing the title. [00:26:19] Speaker B: He's got a movie. [00:26:20] Speaker A: No, he doesn't. [00:26:22] Speaker B: He doesn't. [00:26:23] Speaker A: No, that was. No, that we all did. Turns out that was. [00:26:27] Speaker B: Oh, interesting. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Yeah. So once again. [00:26:32] Speaker B: Once again. [00:26:32] Speaker A: Once again. Why. Why, God, Why is the belt on that twink? Like, it doesn't call him a twink. [00:26:41] Speaker B: That's a slur against twinks. I like twins. [00:26:45] Speaker A: You know, Hampter, when you're right, you're right. [00:26:48] Speaker C: Just when it's right there. [00:26:50] Speaker A: Yeah, but. Yeah, so, like, as much as I hate everything about it, I enjoyed that. Like, there was a legit challenge, and I only got a little pissed when MJF kicked out of the UFO splash. Just a little bit, because they've been protecting the out of that finish, and I really wanted them to keep protecting that finish. Yeah, but it's like, okay, you made the guy drop it to four coffin splashes. Like, let him kick out of this one, you know, like, humiliated him enough for no reason, apparently, because there's no movie deal anyways. I'm sorry. Drive. Drive away. Feel free to drive. I'm sorry I pulled us over. We rol and. You know who else is with the homies? [00:27:38] Speaker B: We. And we hating, actually. And we are hating and riding dirty, actually. I think it's legal here. [00:27:45] Speaker C: Every. We're hating Darby. [00:27:50] Speaker B: We're hating Darby specifically. Max is also rolling. Despite the fact that this is a grade A match, Max rolls a whole Lot. But it's like the Samoa Joe step out the way, you know? [00:28:06] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you know what? He learned it from oc the, like, you know, want him to give credit because he does the slow roll. But, like, it is a good. I love that it's his go to defense against anyone with a splash type move. [00:28:22] Speaker B: It's taken 30 years for them to evolve, to roll the roll away. I'm just so proud. That's evolution. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Well, you know, and. And this is what you got. It's a mystery. That's for you. That's for you. Ruthless aggression era, folks. If Erica were here, she would giggle really hard. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:28:46] Speaker A: No, it's fine. It's fine. I feel my shame. But no, like the F again. I did it again where I made. I made a silly joke, and now I forgot what my point was gonna be. No, they learned it from OC because. And it reminds me of, like, every time I've worked with someone who is so lazy that they found a more efficient way of doing something, and it's just like, you know, that's just props. Work smarter, not harder, you know, so that. What are you gonna do? Just roll away? It's fine. Get out. Get out of there. Get the heck out of there. Yes. Move. Move. Get out the way. Roll out the way. Roll out the way. [00:29:32] Speaker B: And Kevin follows. He hits. He throws Max back into the ring. [00:29:38] Speaker C: Who. [00:29:38] Speaker B: And he just rolls out again. And Kevin follows. Huge springboard. [00:29:45] Speaker A: Exactly. Because all of that. I love that that went that way because all that build up to say Kevin. God damn it, Kev. I'm just gonna start calling him Kev. The Kev. The cat. The Kev was watching the tapes. He's like, I see you do the little O.C. role. I can. I could. Baby face suicide. I'm a baby face. That's in my moveset. I could do that. I could springboard. I'm. I'm the Kev. You know, that's what he does. So. Hey, no, this all in all, very, very. Then that's what I mean. Like, good match. Good. It was very solid match. Very solid match. Well told match. [00:30:28] Speaker B: There's a couple. You. There's a UFO attempt, but Max rolls. Heated heat sinker attempt, but no one home. Sunflower sends a flip. No dice. But he reverses it into a final kick out seesaw pinfall between the two, which was also sick. [00:30:47] Speaker A: That was very nice. MJF loves his. His back and forth pins. [00:30:51] Speaker B: He totally does. So they crawl up onto the top buckle. Kevin flips off, but his knee Buckles when he lands. He endures that. Goes back for a leaping harkarana and connects. Max is down, but Kevin can't cover because from here on out, he's nurs the knee. It's also followed by a splash that it gets missed because Max plays possum and rolls away. And that's when Max just starts sweeping the knee. [00:31:20] Speaker A: Yeah. And like the rest of the story of this match is. Is him like a blood in the water shark going for the knee. And, yeah, he's real good at that. He gets him with, like, a dragon leg screw in the rope. He does the. Oh, the thing I love. [00:31:39] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:31:39] Speaker A: The Boston. No, no, go ahead. I. I'm rolling all over your notes. This is what I'm doing again. I'm back driving. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Yeah. He goes in for the Boston Crab and holds him in with that busted knee. Holds him down, pulls him into the ring as Kevin starts going. Kev starts going for the rope. Pulls him back [00:31:57] Speaker A: the. The ddt. Ing the foot. I love that shit. Yeah, because, like, that's. As someone who just had a very owie knee. I, like, tried to use a scooter to get somewhere faster than hobbling with a cane because I was, like, feeling a little bit better. And then I hit a pothole and yelped in pain. And, like, instantly I was like, oh, that's why they DDT the footsie. That's because that's why they do that. Now I know anatomy is a. [00:32:33] Speaker C: What a terrible way to learn that lesson. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Right? [00:32:36] Speaker C: Do not lie, personally. [00:32:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Scooter's got to stop doing wrestling moves to me. It's. It's a thing. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Evan finally hits a ufo. He can't get the COVID God damn it. [00:32:51] Speaker A: Oh, damn it. And I need this to start or. Oh, you know what, though? This is to be a thing. I bet MJF keeps kicking out of people's protected finishers because they. Because they don't cover him fast enough. [00:33:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:08] Speaker A: For whatever reason. And he's. That's. I bet you that becomes his new thing. Write that down, folks. [00:33:13] Speaker B: I'm taking notes. Well, no, I'm not taking notes. [00:33:15] Speaker A: Stop taking notes. You took too many notes already. [00:33:18] Speaker C: You're done. You're done. [00:33:20] Speaker B: Tiny little fingers. [00:33:21] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, Jesus. [00:33:25] Speaker B: Speaking of which, this is when Max gets the dragon screw to break Kevin's offense. And he goes after that knee with the press slams. I don't know what they were called. [00:33:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he just. [00:33:37] Speaker B: He's seething at this point. He spits and he snot rockets on Kevin. [00:33:42] Speaker A: Oh yeah. It's not Rocket Jones. Yeah, yeah. I said that. Took note of that. I didn't take many notes but I did write down Snot Rocket Jones. So you know what my. You know what my priorities are. And it's mostly things that Taz said. [00:34:00] Speaker B: Kevin Max picks up night and drops him down into a. Drives him down into a cocky cover Lethal press and a second one but easily kicks out. He just. He gets mad but Kevin is still holding his knee and there is a more fight chance going on. Goes back to the Max goes to the timetable and he goes to try and like get the belt. Is he going to. Trying to distract the ref. The ref pulls it out of his hand. But as he does that, Max goes for his cock ring from his pants. Kevin has seen this before. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Dynamite diamond cock ring. Yes. [00:34:39] Speaker B: Dynamite. God, yes. [00:34:45] Speaker A: Kevin Body Horror Podcast. Oh my God. [00:34:50] Speaker B: Imagine if that gets stuck. [00:34:52] Speaker A: That's why so sad now. I'm so sad because you have to cut it off. [00:35:01] Speaker B: Kisses it too. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Yep. No. Huh? No. We're moving on. We have a guest. We have a guest. I'm behaving. [00:35:09] Speaker B: Kevin is ready with the road. Blow in an inside cradle for the dubs. Hell [00:35:16] Speaker A: yeah. Yeah. [00:35:19] Speaker B: And he should be. [00:35:22] Speaker A: He's very upset. But that's okay. [00:35:25] Speaker B: Taz is in his feelings. He's. He's sad. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Well, yeah, because the bad guy lost and he's a heavy heel. He's like. It is I Taz Heenan. [00:35:34] Speaker B: Max goes for the knee after the bell rings because he's a piece of. And the one and the universe once again lets us know that the wrong wrestler died. As Darby comes down from the ceiling, shout out to Owen Hart. [00:35:52] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. Enter. You can't just say that. [00:36:01] Speaker B: No power in the verse can stop me. [00:36:04] Speaker A: What have I done? What did I create? [00:36:08] Speaker B: He drops Max with a scorpion death drop. Because doing this on his own terms, poor Max can't catch a break. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Good. You could. He's a piece of. [00:36:22] Speaker C: He shouldn't. [00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:24] Speaker C: Not from Darby though. [00:36:26] Speaker A: But also anybody but Derby anybody else [00:36:31] Speaker B: climbs out to the entrance and screams, you people suck. Howls. He does what every bully does. He breathing hard. He tells the everybody that he doesn't give a damn about Kevin Knight. The match doesn't count. He was barely trying. [00:36:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Which gets a hearty chuckle. Yeah. I do love the now. Sparely. I didn't mean to. No. [00:36:54] Speaker B: Only thing he cares about is a big B. His bbb. His Better Business Bureau. Give me match Darby. The crowd screams no. And Darby also says no. [00:37:06] Speaker A: Yeah. This is also true. And I'm sitting here going like, I don't care. Just get the belt off of him. [00:37:12] Speaker B: Yeah, agreed. But Max don't got no juice. He's got nothing that Darby wants. He has nothing to put on the line. [00:37:19] Speaker A: Useless. The man's juiceless. [00:37:23] Speaker B: No, [00:37:26] Speaker A: Even Stokely should. Yeah. Even Stoke should get together. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Get that. That crown. The Gofundme going does know who's giving the shot to shot for the title if he survives Brody. And that's Kevin Knight, who's just like, what? Just looking around, grinning. [00:37:46] Speaker A: I love Kevin. Yeah. Kevin. He's just so excited. [00:37:49] Speaker C: His name is Kevin. [00:37:53] Speaker A: He's just some guy I get to be. Kevy. Two belts. Yeah. [00:37:59] Speaker B: Too fly. Brody has something to say about this. His music hits, and the big dog strolls all out. [00:38:11] Speaker A: There's much whooping. [00:38:12] Speaker B: He stares down MJF and strolls into the ring. Because mjf, it has juiceless. [00:38:18] Speaker A: Juiceless. No juice. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Breaking news from Brody. King Allen is not surviving tonight. Thank God. Jet also gets some pretty rough news, [00:38:30] Speaker C: which is he's not gonna survive either. [00:38:34] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like, you're not fighting Alan. You're fighting me. Title champion of aew. [00:38:42] Speaker A: And then in Kevin's favor, like, he does in fact, look a little scared. As he should be. [00:38:56] Speaker C: Okay. [00:38:58] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:38:59] Speaker A: Oh, God. No, big. I could take the drink. Yeah. [00:39:03] Speaker B: So big. I loved this match best. One of my favorite matches out of the card. [00:39:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:10] Speaker A: And there was several good ones. Except, you know. [00:39:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:14] Speaker A: I'm just gonna. Look. I'm just gonna be like. That. [00:39:18] Speaker B: We take. Speaking of which, we are sorry, Betsy, do you have any Cheese Mouse. [00:39:25] Speaker C: You call me Betsy. [00:39:26] Speaker B: Betsy. [00:39:27] Speaker A: Okay. [00:39:27] Speaker C: You can call me Cheese if you'd like. [00:39:29] Speaker B: There's so many good names. Internet girlfriend. Any thoughts? [00:39:36] Speaker A: But. Yes. Betsy, any. Any thoughts on this match? [00:39:41] Speaker C: Honestly, my thoughts on the entire thing. Mostly the Kevin thing. Mostly the Kevin thing, which she already went over. [00:39:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:39:49] Speaker C: And then the rest of the notes that I took are actually about Brody King, such as, what a man. [00:39:59] Speaker A: That's a bay. That's a lot of man. Yeah. [00:40:02] Speaker C: That's a lot of man. I like how much man that is. I like that much man. To be near me. [00:40:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. I would like to know what it's like to be near that large of a man. [00:40:13] Speaker B: Actually, him. [00:40:14] Speaker C: Oh, I would climb him like a tree. [00:40:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:17] Speaker A: Yes. [00:40:21] Speaker C: Go it up. [00:40:23] Speaker A: I'm imagining both. Both of you like spider monkeys. Just like one on each side. [00:40:28] Speaker C: There's enough. And there's enough of him for both [00:40:31] Speaker A: of us that you could both easily climb him. [00:40:34] Speaker B: Yeah, he could still cannon. Cannonball Darby. [00:40:38] Speaker C: He would more effectively cannonball Darby. [00:40:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Because you could have both of you on. On. On this bag. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. All right. [00:40:45] Speaker C: We're talking about the last match again now, so we have to continue. That's what I was trying to get across was that we have. We've done it. [00:40:52] Speaker A: Okay, okay. All right. Drive, drive, drive. [00:40:57] Speaker B: We've done it. And now we're taking a look back at Brody and Alan. [00:41:00] Speaker A: Oh, God. More video packages. [00:41:04] Speaker B: My favorite is when. My favorite part is when he looks up after beating ch like so in the video, Darby looks up after beating champa at King like a tiny little twink boy who is just faced the final blowjob boss of Brody King. And he just looks up so sad. [00:41:30] Speaker A: He's so, so sad because like, he did. He he going to unhinge jaw and. [00:41:42] Speaker B: Toss his head back his. [00:41:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Alan slides down his elementary canal like a dinosaur. [00:41:53] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, my God. I dropped my headphones giggling at that too hard. [00:42:01] Speaker B: We go live to coping cage with Renee, who sounds like she needs to be at home resting. [00:42:08] Speaker C: Yeah. Is she okay? [00:42:10] Speaker B: She sounds sick. [00:42:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I hope she's okay. [00:42:13] Speaker B: And I'm like, girl, you need to mask him. [00:42:15] Speaker A: But yeah, you should be. Yeah, you should be masking at work. Come on now. [00:42:21] Speaker B: So, yeah, she, she asks, she's like, do you accept the ftrs I quit stipulation, Christian immediately. [00:42:30] Speaker A: Because they're like, yeah, well, what about your history? It's like, hey, I never said that. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Never said quit. I never said. I never said walks off cope to Renee. He totally said it, but he was [00:42:47] Speaker A: not gonna say it again, which again, you know, pretty solid promo from these two. I I, Yeah. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Christian is also rocking a busted fractured arm. He has a hairline fracture from when they were terrorized by FTR in the chair. [00:43:04] Speaker A: This is true. So you gotta be super, super careful. And they're probably gonna, you know, go after that later. [00:43:12] Speaker B: Spoiler. Wait a minute, Wait a second. Working over, like, hurt areas and wrestling. [00:43:22] Speaker A: No, in my in my sports entertainment. [00:43:28] Speaker B: K tape as a signifier right now. [00:43:30] Speaker C: In my sports entertainment. [00:43:33] Speaker A: How dare. How very day. [00:43:34] Speaker B: Speaking of working over hurt areas, we have the brawling birds versus the victims. I mean, Emily J. And Jordan Blade. [00:43:43] Speaker A: Jordan Blade getting some TV time. [00:43:46] Speaker B: Let's go. [00:43:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:49] Speaker C: Love that local talent. [00:43:50] Speaker B: Yes, we. Oh, we saw her on Effie's big gay brunch, and she was phenomenal. I so excited to see her here in this match. [00:43:59] Speaker A: Yeah. So we, we get two Two weeks in a row of Jordan Blade on the pod. That being said. Hey, Jordan Blade. Come on. The pod. [00:44:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:08] Speaker A: I don't know how we would make that happen. That. That be cool. We should get a wrestler on here. That'd be fun. Should I. One of us has to have clout. That's not. [00:44:18] Speaker B: No, I'm sorry. [00:44:20] Speaker A: No, no, no Clout. [00:44:22] Speaker C: But no one here has clout. I'm so sorry. [00:44:25] Speaker B: Anti Cloud. [00:44:26] Speaker A: I work him back. I. I use. No. [00:44:28] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't. [00:44:29] Speaker A: I have no glove. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Hierarchy scares me. I'm an egalitarian friend from here on out. But that being said, I'm so sorry for the squash match. My. My love. You're great, though. I love you. [00:44:45] Speaker A: You deserve better. [00:44:47] Speaker B: Yum. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:49] Speaker B: I mean, she goes out against Hater and she kind of holds her own, but Hater gives an elbow to everyone and forces Jordan into the corner, where Windsor and Hater exchange chops and bullies. [00:45:01] Speaker A: Take a while. Yeah. No, they just take a while tagging in and out and. Yeah. Beating the. Out of her. And it's just like, this isn't even fair. Yeah. [00:45:12] Speaker B: Like, oh, your aggression. They. Emily tries to run in to break up to Little. Little interference, but she gets back elbowed by the. By the Birds before. And then before turning back to Jordan, and Hater takes her out with a back suplex. General violence ensues in the center of the ring between Hater and Blade. Yeah, we have a double head butt. The Birds squash Jordan with dual arm bars before going to Two Birds, one Stone and Windsor cover. That's all she wrote. [00:45:48] Speaker A: That's the end of that. [00:45:49] Speaker B: What a win, ladies. The crowd loves them, which is great. I love that energy. That was fantastic. I would love more than two women's matches when one is in a squash. [00:46:02] Speaker C: But in. In this instance, we all know that match was just about getting the crowd amped up about the brawling Birds. Yeah, and the crowd got really amped up about the brawling Birds. So, you know, massive success. Massive success. Mission accomplished. [00:46:22] Speaker A: Gonna go with Betsy. Ladies and gentlemen, we got a second woman's match on Dynamite. We did it. We did it. [00:46:35] Speaker B: Matches. [00:46:35] Speaker A: Hit the Dynamite. Yeah, it was a squash, but we'll take it. And there was Jordan Blade. [00:46:43] Speaker C: So, like, I think those are wins. Those are wins. We have to take those as well. [00:46:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'm taking all those as wins. These are all positive. [00:46:52] Speaker B: Hot take. But I think we would get more. I think the heat would have been better, and we'd get more women's matches if Jordan came Out with that fit from Effie's Big Grape on brunch, because that inspires. That inspires. [00:47:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. That inspires feelings, emotions. That was. Yeah. Folks, if you haven't, go watch big brunch. It's big, it's gay, it's brunch, it's holidays everywhere. [00:47:20] Speaker B: After the, you know, after the win, we get a quick picture of Swerve's adventures with the NFL drafts. Good for him. He actually apparently announced the fourth round pick. [00:47:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Video package. [00:47:34] Speaker B: It's literally just clips of social media. So he's got a picture of him and Batman. Michael Keaton. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Yeah, Birdman. Yeah, Batman, Birdman, depending. I feel like when I was younger it was Batman and now I'm like, yeah, Birdman. Jazz. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:47:53] Speaker A: Ah. [00:47:54] Speaker B: We have a promo from my beloved Tekla. [00:47:57] Speaker A: Oh, you are. Yes. Please tell us what you say. [00:48:01] Speaker B: Following the match, we hear from AEW's world champion, Tecla and Sky Blue of the Triangle of Madness. Tekla says Sheila's keeping. She keeps getting asked, why do I call everyone dumb? Because you have to say it like, dumb, dumb, dumb. [00:48:19] Speaker A: Just a couple of dumb. [00:48:21] Speaker B: I would stop, but there are just too many dumb at aew. [00:48:26] Speaker A: And it's like, yeah, logic. There you go. [00:48:30] Speaker B: She's not wrong. No lies, Detective. [00:48:34] Speaker A: Te? Te defeats the roster with facts and logic just obliterates them. [00:48:44] Speaker B: Blue says what happened to Persephone when she got misted by Julia hard on collision was entirely the fault of brawling birds. But Blue said getting misted was the best thing that ever happened to her, so maybe it will open Persephone's eyes too. [00:48:57] Speaker A: And, yeah, Persephone is going to probably go through, like, a dark turn. [00:49:03] Speaker B: The Triangle Madness is just so cool, though. So, like, really hot. [00:49:09] Speaker C: It's really hot. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Also that, like, I haven't. I haven't seen them wrestle a whole lot. [00:49:16] Speaker C: No, they're really hot, though. [00:49:22] Speaker A: Just like, terrifyingly attractive. [00:49:26] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [00:49:28] Speaker A: And. And Tecla, I mean, [00:49:33] Speaker B: once again, these are all people that I want to be or want to be with. [00:49:37] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Just Tecla can call me a dumb [00:49:41] Speaker C: bitch any day, anytime, any context, any. Any situation. I have my only note on this entire thing. Tecla. Terrifying. Complimentary. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. [00:49:55] Speaker B: We already know our perfect first date too, so. [00:49:58] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly. [00:50:00] Speaker B: Tecla, call us. [00:50:01] Speaker A: Yes, please call me. We can go to Red Lobster and you can break any digits of mine you want on that stripper stage and. Yeah, no, that's fine. Mark me down as scared and horny. [00:50:15] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:50:18] Speaker C: that's exactly how I feel. [00:50:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:21] Speaker B: Wonders what happened to the Windster Windsor hater because I couldn't handle a little toxic spider. [00:50:27] Speaker A: Well, yeah. [00:50:28] Speaker B: She. She does them with the courtesy of. Gives them a bit of advice for their careers where they. She suggests sticking to tag team because one on one, Tecla is everything and they are nothing. [00:50:41] Speaker C: Agreed. [00:50:43] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, she's right. She's right. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Not just because I die for her. [00:50:50] Speaker A: Yeah. It's just again, facts and logic. [00:50:52] Speaker C: This has nothing to do with how horny I am. [00:50:55] Speaker A: Yes. Horny's out the. We've. Horny has left the room. He has not left the room. [00:50:59] Speaker B: I am. [00:51:00] Speaker C: I'm clear headed with us. [00:51:02] Speaker B: Yeah. It's got a knife in my back. [00:51:09] Speaker A: I've dropped my T blockers. Horny is very much still with us. That's neither here nor there. But, I mean, I don't. [00:51:19] Speaker B: I don't got it, but I can fake it. [00:51:21] Speaker A: Yeah. I was gonna say you can't. You're the asexual one. [00:51:24] Speaker B: I know. [00:51:26] Speaker A: And you always make the horniest jokes of any of us. And it will always blow my mind. [00:51:30] Speaker B: I know. That's because it has no power over me. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Yes. It allows you to have the most twisted mind [00:51:40] Speaker B: because it means nothing. Speaking of international blowjobs, we have the international championship on the line between Takeshita Queen. Okay. [00:51:56] Speaker A: And Austin. [00:51:58] Speaker B: Jesus. [00:51:59] Speaker A: Tongue twister. Yeah. [00:52:02] Speaker B: I was reading my notes because I wrote, since he's still going against Takeshita later, I'm assuming this title is not changing hands. [00:52:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:13] Speaker A: They gotta stop doing that. Like they really. They, they, they. Yeah. It's bad again, Tony. Drugs, Tony. Drugs. [00:52:24] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:52:27] Speaker A: drugs. I don't. I don't. I don't do your kind of drugs, Tony. I'm sorry. I don't. Soft drugs. Squishmallow. [00:52:36] Speaker B: Estrogen. [00:52:38] Speaker A: Estrogen, vape. I do have to take my shot. Yeah. [00:52:42] Speaker B: Derp field. I mean, because you can't be like, Austin gets a shot at the title. But don't worry. Double or nothing. The pay per view coming up with a. The hypest match in the last six to nine months. Question mark. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Still going on. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Because it's got to be about gold because Okada is champion, unlike Takeshita. [00:53:08] Speaker B: Like building a mystery, Tony. Building a mystery. [00:53:14] Speaker A: Do the cocaine. All right, anyways. Drive, drive, drive. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Okada slides in, gets the pop, as per usual. Don scurries in behind with Dunkzilla. So. So Okada doesn't get heat. Okada, Dunkzilla leaves callous, goes to commentary. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. And Ace Enters with a one handed cartwheel and Juice Robinson hyping him up. [00:53:44] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:53:45] Speaker C: That was so good. [00:53:49] Speaker B: Ace up his sleeve too, which I love. [00:53:52] Speaker C: He's so clever. I love him. [00:53:54] Speaker B: Okada looks on from the ring, unimpressed. Don lets us know that he likes athletes with great traits like Ace Austin. Ace Austin has incredible legs. And Don is not incorrect. [00:54:10] Speaker A: Is so man horny. [00:54:13] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:54:15] Speaker A: That like. It's not. He's. You're not. He's not even in your stable stud, bro. [00:54:20] Speaker B: No, but he's always on the lookout. [00:54:23] Speaker A: But look at the thighs on that beef cake. You're like, just calm down, dog. [00:54:29] Speaker B: He got a breeding program in the back. Just trying to create the most perfect dress. [00:54:35] Speaker A: I mean there's some sort of breeding going on. Yeah. I don't know if it's a program, but it's. [00:54:40] Speaker C: Something is sitting in the back and there's breathing. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Yes. [00:54:46] Speaker B: Check out my AO3 between Okada and Takeshita. [00:54:52] Speaker C: Oh my God. That exists. That exists. That's real. That's real. [00:54:57] Speaker A: All I know is that this is the match where I started taking notes because mostly because Callous and Taz. I took no notes on wrestling. [00:55:10] Speaker B: Like the various covers throughout this match. I've got you covered. They start out in the middle of the ring with grapples. Iconic. Iconic. [00:55:22] Speaker A: Yes. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Okada pushes Ace into the corner where he is free to bully him with gut kicks it. He gets it out into the center. Tries to a little offense with a drop toe hold and a cradle for two. But Okada gets. Okada kicks out. Okada then gets taken down by another drop kick from Ace. [00:55:45] Speaker A: Indeed. He's pretty solid at it. Yeah. I do like to say sauce. And I gotta say, the more he's around, I wasn't sold on him. I was just like, dude, we need another one, you know, And I like that. Do we need another twunk? Like this is becoming twunk central. [00:56:03] Speaker B: He's pretty. [00:56:05] Speaker A: He's pretty good. And. And those size. Yeah. [00:56:09] Speaker C: Don Callis is right about something. [00:56:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:12] Speaker B: Listen. [00:56:12] Speaker C: He's really impressive thighs. [00:56:14] Speaker A: He's a size queen. [00:56:16] Speaker B: He knows he didn't get to where he was. Where he is today being did totally wrong. He got like. Yeah, piece of right. But like the man has. [00:56:25] Speaker C: He has some points. [00:56:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. Knows what he's talking about. [00:56:31] Speaker B: He takes offense. Taking a cottage to the corner. A hammer throw into the center is reversed by Okada. But Ace takes him up onto his shoulders into a deep squat. [00:56:46] Speaker A: I note here that Don Callis can't help but get love to Ace Austin's deep squat. [00:56:55] Speaker C: We all took note of that, which is pretty incredible. [00:56:59] Speaker A: It just never changed, man. Few things I wanted to take note of that where I thought were very important. Don Callis says that Atlantic City is a dump. [00:57:10] Speaker B: Yep. [00:57:11] Speaker A: Taz responds very sadly. I know it's rough. I was just like, like concerned for the people of Atlantic. Yeah, it's rough. And of course they, they show. They cut to this guy in the audience who's completely kitted out in Jaguars merch, like jaguar, lucha mask and everything it has. Is this like company man Jones over here. Get that man. Season tickets, Tony. Hot damn. Anyways, I think that's all the notes I have for this match is the things that Taz and Callous were getting up to in Ace Austin's deep squad. [00:57:55] Speaker B: He follows that up with the Death Valley driver too. [00:57:59] Speaker A: Pretty one. Yeah. [00:58:01] Speaker B: But doesn't follow it with a cover. Instead does crowd work. Thanks. With the dawn here again where he's like, why are you not going for the COVID I was like, you're in the ring with Okada and you're not just immediately covering him at just why? [00:58:18] Speaker C: Yeah, anytime. [00:58:20] Speaker B: Just don't, don't let the man get to his feet. [00:58:23] Speaker A: It's the Rainmaker. Come on. [00:58:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Okada up, up. And avoids the fist in the corner. Austin avoids and off the ropes into an insignia. Insignia. [00:58:35] Speaker A: You're doing so good, Hampter, because I can't. I'm seeing you struggle and I'm telling you here to tell you there are [00:58:44] Speaker B: some words that I like. My mouth really struggles to actually pronounce. It's wild. Speaking of wild. Okada rolls outside the ring. Austin follows onto the apron. Okada. And tries to like with a kick. Okada avoids, but tries to sweep the leg, which Austin then avoids and goes up onto a one handed handstand. [00:59:10] Speaker A: And even Okada's like, oh yeah. Like, oh my God, look at this guy. I'm gonna kick you in the face so hard. [00:59:24] Speaker B: And Austin repays him with a kick through the second and third ropes. Tries to go over at the top to Okada and. But Okada avoids and responds with a DDT onto the floor. [00:59:35] Speaker A: It was, it was such a sick sequence. That whole sequence was real good. This match was very good again. Very good again. This show is just like, here's all this really great wrestling and too many video packages. And then, you know, the thing that happened. [00:59:52] Speaker B: Anyways, Dontel says that he told Aubrey Evans to pay attention to the fight tonight because Okada is in the ring. And I want to kick dick Slit Don in his dick slit. [01:00:06] Speaker A: Yeah, right in the dick slit jones. Yeah. [01:00:08] Speaker B: I get so protective over Aubry for some reason, because I don't know why. [01:00:13] Speaker A: Goddamn national treasure in a queen. [01:00:15] Speaker C: She is a treasure. Yeah. [01:00:16] Speaker B: Every time, even, even vague heat, I, I, I, I scream going after her. [01:00:25] Speaker A: That's why when they're like, look, we really need people to, to hate swerve. And we don't know how to make it happen because he's the most likable wrestler. [01:00:38] Speaker B: Such a good, he's such a good heel. [01:00:40] Speaker A: He's so good. But like, how do we get him booed? And they're like, the only way we could possibly get him booed is to have him murder Aubrey Edwards. [01:00:50] Speaker C: True. [01:00:51] Speaker A: And even then, it only lasted about a week. It was like about a week. And they're just. Who's else? Aubrey's like, in the ring, like, he killed me. Like, what the. You guys. [01:01:05] Speaker B: The fickle crowd. [01:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah, so fickle. [01:01:08] Speaker B: The wrestling fan, Okada grabs Ace and throws him into the barricade. Ace fights back, but Okada shoves him back into the barricade again. Don Callis invoices the kid for the high five Okada gives him. Then the crowd cheers Okada then high fives on callous. And the crowd reacts oppositely. Yeah, just not the same way. This is when the fuck Don Callis and a Fuck Ice 2 chance starts. It's very faint, but just enough. Just the crowd, it's there. [01:01:39] Speaker C: It's there. [01:01:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:41] Speaker A: They hate Don and they hate Ice. [01:01:43] Speaker B: Don threatens to go after a guy in the parking lot, but back into the ring, Austin is holding his head a bit. After the barricade brutality and the DDT on the front floor, Okada throws Ace into the turnbuckle and Ace returns to sex shots to the midsection. And that's when, like, Don's like. He's like a bantam rooster. He never, he never stops. He just keeps going. And Taz, very quietly, after a few minutes, says, bathroom. Everybody's like, phantom, phantom, phantom, phantom. [01:02:20] Speaker A: That's amazing. Also, Don, you know much about fighting, do you? Yeah, he does do much fighting. That tracks that track. [01:02:31] Speaker B: Attempts to lift. Ace tries to go lift Okada, but Okada goes for a reverse. It's into a ddt, a weak press flexes to the crowd, ignores Austin because he is in control. That doesn't stop him from flipping the crowd off behind his back, though, which I thought was great. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he's the maker. He's got to do it. [01:02:51] Speaker B: He's the maker. In response, Okada bus Ace with a sick neck breaker and a followed up with a body slam. Okada off the top. On the, off the top ropes with the elbow slam and a middle finger in the center where he just pulls it out. [01:03:09] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like. No, that's, it's like starting the sequence. It's like Bret Hart in nineteen 1995 parlance. He's, he's begun his sequence. He's. [01:03:20] Speaker B: He. [01:03:20] Speaker A: Yeah, he got the elbow from the top rope. Now he's got flip off the crowd. It's important. He's gonna tombstone his ass and then it's maker time. [01:03:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Before that Austin or Ace runs back the. The one handed handstand gimmick when kind of tries to grab his leg again. Yeah, I'm not mad at it. [01:03:44] Speaker A: No, it's a great callback. Not mad at all. [01:03:49] Speaker B: Anito caught his face followed by a Fosberry flop or a modified flying Tiger drop. Thanks, Don. Okada slightly avoids it but. [01:04:00] Speaker A: And I'm just sitting here like I don't know either of those. [01:04:05] Speaker B: I didn't know what it was either. [01:04:07] Speaker A: I was like, no, it's just Don, you're making up up. [01:04:10] Speaker B: I don't believe any of this wrestling [01:04:13] Speaker C: is just making truly. [01:04:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I suppose. Don't look at me like that, Betsy. All right. Okay. All right. You can look at me like that, Betsy. [01:04:27] Speaker B: What are you, a couple of marks? [01:04:30] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Betsy over here. Like what you mark? Yeah. You listen to that show? Yeah. [01:04:36] Speaker B: First half time [01:04:39] Speaker A: you're a returning guest, you should know. Yeah, I'm a mark there. [01:04:43] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. Yeah. [01:04:45] Speaker A: Oh, that's funny. Oh, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. [01:04:48] Speaker B: He's with the fireman carry. That kind of reverses rolling elbow strikes into a Russian leg sweep. That was so good. Into a jumping leg drop. [01:04:57] Speaker A: I love me a good Russian leg sweep. [01:05:00] Speaker B: God. Yeah, that, that was. [01:05:02] Speaker A: Speaking of Bret Hart. Yeah, yeah. What One of the, the few moves of doom in his arsenal. Like I could do a Russian leg. Sweet. You don't gotta pay. You don't gotta pay extra for those. [01:05:15] Speaker B: I'll just do that gratis. [01:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fine. Do that one. [01:05:18] Speaker C: I'll agree. [01:05:19] Speaker B: Ace lands a sick leg drop from the top, goes for two, but of course not. Ace backs into the corner going for a charge on Okada. But Okada blocks with a kick and follows Ace and drops him with a double sledge. Trying to slow aces offense. A drop kick with no One home for Okada follow. Austin goes in for another charge and the nothing doing Okada. Sweets sweeps him up. Austin reverses and manages to roll up Okada for two, but kicks out Austin with a nasty with a good insigiri from the corner ropes. But Okada has a quick response with a nasty drop kick to the face. [01:05:59] Speaker A: It's that Okada drop kick. Like, him. Him and Kevin Knight, like, that's. It's [01:06:08] Speaker B: drops. Hicks is so sick. Okada goes for a rainmaker, but Austin reverses and goes for a backslide into a near three. Another job kick. [01:06:19] Speaker A: Very, very near three. [01:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Super close. Yeah. Even Tess was like, I thought they caught. I got him. They were just like, does the belt change hands? I also thought it was a three. [01:06:31] Speaker A: That was very, very close. Oh, my God, Mookie. Mookie authors also thought it was. [01:06:36] Speaker C: Speaking of close, Mookie was like, I know. [01:06:40] Speaker A: Tell me about it. Oh, gosh. This is like, one of the only times I wish we were a visual podcast, because I want y' all to see this. K. Oh, my God. Oh, the Orange King. Like, Brody King, but, you know, Orange. [01:06:55] Speaker C: Orange. [01:06:56] Speaker A: Yeah, but, yeah, no, I think that at this point in his career, Okada should figure that they're probably gonna do a backslide out of that maker there. [01:07:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:09] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's a very predictable reversal. And the fact that he almost got got here was wild. Takeshita never. Never would never. [01:07:20] Speaker B: Yeah, he knows the thing. Another. This is the. The kill sequences counting down. Another cap. [01:07:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:28] Speaker B: Propcake from Okada. Tombstone pile driver. [01:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:34] Speaker B: And what I'm calling a war crime of a war of a rainmaker. [01:07:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it really. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Dude, bring him up on charges with the icc because that was gross. [01:07:48] Speaker A: The international championship. So it's the international court. Yeah, exactly. [01:07:52] Speaker B: International championship court. [01:07:55] Speaker A: You're going to the hag for that. That lariat, bud. That was rough. [01:08:00] Speaker B: That's three, baby. [01:08:02] Speaker A: Okada win. [01:08:04] Speaker B: Okada wins. And callous goes for Ace, [01:08:08] Speaker A: naturally. Hey, hey, hey. Everything's gonna be fine. Can I. Can I see your thighs? [01:08:13] Speaker B: Eyes. Your eyes? [01:08:15] Speaker A: Yeah, just touch one of them. Can I just touch one of your. [01:08:19] Speaker C: Can I rub my balls on your thigh? [01:08:23] Speaker A: Guys, rub my head on your thighs [01:08:25] Speaker C: and all my bald head on your thigh. [01:08:29] Speaker B: That's them. [01:08:31] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. His scent. Yeah, he gets. He's putting his musk on them like a cat. [01:08:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:08:39] Speaker A: That's how he was able to. To grow the Don Callis family so fast. [01:08:43] Speaker B: At least birthed through from the thigh of Kevin Fletcher. [01:08:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Of Kyle Fletcher. Yep. We're creating Kevin's out of nowhere. They're multiplying. Too many Kevins. [01:08:56] Speaker B: Speaking. Well, speak. Okay, so we have Steve, Kevin, Stephen, and Kyle, actually. [01:09:02] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the way. [01:09:03] Speaker B: What the. [01:09:05] Speaker A: You know what? You put it that way. [01:09:07] Speaker B: Juice Robinson runs out to protect his bud, Takeshita comes out and lets everybody know that he's going for the belt at double or nothing. [01:09:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Protecting nobody. He goes out to protect no one. Yeah, that's gonna be good. [01:09:24] Speaker B: That's gonna be such a good hype. [01:09:27] Speaker A: Yes, I am seated with popcorn. Anyways, where are we? Drive, drive, drive. [01:09:35] Speaker B: Betsy, thoughts on. Do we got any remaining thoughts before we do? In the rear view, [01:09:44] Speaker C: I made a funny joke on my notes about Don Callis and double or nothing, but it doesn't translate to verbal, so we're gonna move on. [01:09:52] Speaker A: Oh, all right, well, fair enough. Well, hey, I. I'm just gonna sit here. I'm gonna giggle at your funny joke. [01:09:58] Speaker C: Better laugh at me. Laugh at me. Be like, oh, that was so good. [01:10:00] Speaker B: Oh, my God, that was so good. [01:10:02] Speaker C: Thank you. All right. Love it. Let's move on. [01:10:06] Speaker B: This will post that we've been talking about, right? [01:10:09] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Just posting some get on Blue sky later. [01:10:13] Speaker C: Don't worry about it. [01:10:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, text. It was good enough for a sk. Not a good for podcast. [01:10:21] Speaker C: It's good enough for me to post my shits. [01:10:28] Speaker B: Speaking of shits of. Oh, my God, Such a western slut. It's probably one of my favorite genres. We pan in on a dirt road leaving wide center of town, flanked on either side by just various old timey buildings, where we slide into a western town, watching folks flee in terror from a commotion taking place at the local saloon. A man and woman run out and we gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here before a man is thrown through double doors, the double doors of the saloon, and looks up in horror, blood dripping from his forehead before he runs. [01:11:19] Speaker A: Yeah, like, oh, God, I'm getting the hell out of here. [01:11:21] Speaker B: We see the man in black and I got goosebumps because I was like, [01:11:29] Speaker A: oh, this could be so many people. But, like, I'm gonna like, whoever it is, like, because this is so good ever. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Yeah, because when you just see the legs, you see the boots, you see the legs, it's a casual stroll because this man is violent and this man is danger, and this man is not a good man. [01:11:45] Speaker A: But one might say he's the most dangerous man in. Aw. [01:11:48] Speaker B: One might. One might. Spoilers as. [01:11:55] Speaker A: As all three of Us Rizzler. At the same time. [01:12:03] Speaker B: As he walks over the carnage of his. Like the carnage of his destructions, he spots a dust Misty wanted poster in the GR on the dirt. [01:12:13] Speaker A: Picks up Mr. Bandito. [01:12:15] Speaker B: A wanted poster for Bandito. [01:12:18] Speaker A: He's most wanted. It's true. [01:12:19] Speaker B: That's right. Oh, we see an arm comes in off screen, hands who it swerves Strickland. A blazer lighter. [01:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, it's Nana hands them like this little Will like pea shooter pistol. And it's called a lighter. Yeah, it swerve. Torches it like old. Like, what's. What was the name? Bonanza. Bonanza style. Yeah. [01:12:45] Speaker B: I'm so glad I wasn't the only one with that reference because I was just like, yeah, all our boomer demographic, 50 to 60 years old. [01:12:55] Speaker A: Hey, I'm an old bonanza opening. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Everybody's got me tv that's good for me. [01:13:01] Speaker A: It was for. For me it was Nick at night. Okay. Yeah. [01:13:04] Speaker B: Oh, that's true. [01:13:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:06] Speaker B: Swerve. Gives like the most rictus grin to the camera and then deadpans. [01:13:13] Speaker A: Yeah, is good. [01:13:15] Speaker C: A little. [01:13:16] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I believe. I believe what I put on Blue sky was my body is ready. This is going to be such a good match. Just silly, silly good. [01:13:30] Speaker B: And that ends the. The swerves Most wanted. Before we go back to we. Before we go on to the Death Riders. [01:13:40] Speaker A: Oh, this. All right. So like at this point in the. In the show, I was just like, all right, look, the video pack. Like the graphs have been. But like, come on with the video packages. [01:13:55] Speaker B: But I loved all this. [01:13:57] Speaker A: That's the pro. That's the. By the end of it, though, I was like, I can't even be mad though, because holy, was this amazing. This is so. This was exactly what I was hoping for. When they like tagged and bagged Osprey a couple weeks back and just dragged them into the back. This was what I was hoping for. [01:14:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they would eat him and then throw them. Throw him up into the mouths of their children. [01:14:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:30] Speaker C: Yes. [01:14:31] Speaker B: I guess that also works. [01:14:33] Speaker A: You mean Daniel Garcia and Yuta. Yeah, we gotta feed the little ones. Gotta protect the weak like the wolves, you know, like, [01:14:46] Speaker B: we're taken to the Death Rider training session with Daniel Garcia explaining that you can't be the best out there until you. You're the best in here first. As Marina Shafir rolls around with an NPC called Wheeler Yuta, Will Ospreay walks in. Mox jumps up to greet him and asks if he'd been cleared to wrestle. Will is like, no, but I'm going to be real. I'm still going to Japan. The Boys United Empire have a big fight, and I'm not letting him down. The idea of loyalty makes Moxie giddy as a schoolboy, and he goes for the tummy poke and tickle on the bastard Pac, which I don't think anyone has ever done before. Not even Pac's own mother. [01:15:28] Speaker C: No, that string of words has never actually happened before. [01:15:32] Speaker B: No, this is the first. Only Mox could tickle the Pock. There's no other person. [01:15:42] Speaker C: Literally nobody else could do it. But then he does it, and it's the funniest thing that ever happened. [01:15:46] Speaker B: So funny. So funny, baby. Pac was in his mother's arms, and his mother went down to give him, like, a raspberry on his belly, and Pac just stared at her and she stopped. [01:16:00] Speaker A: Are we talking about Swaddled Pac? [01:16:02] Speaker B: We're talking about. Yeah, the tummy tickle from Mock's tongue Tick. He, like, just a little poke. He's so excited that Will's here. I think this is. I think Will is an harbinger of doom and ill portents, but that's just me. [01:16:21] Speaker A: I don't think. Yeah, well, I, you know, I. I agree that. I think that. I think that this. Even if this goes well, like, the. Like, even if this goes how. How Jon Moxley wants it to go, I think it's going to be the thing where he creates. Creates a monster that gets out of his control. And I like that. [01:16:49] Speaker B: Absolutely same. I mean, we have. They had the feud between him and Claudio that didn't seem to go anywhere at the moment. So that's also some way that Will can, like, wiggle his way in and, like, literally all Will needs to do is destroy the Death Riders. And, like, that hits Mocks like. [01:17:10] Speaker A: Yeah. And I think. Well, I think that, like, it's more. I think. I think that what we're seeing is legit. Like, Like, I. I think that like, Like Will is legit getting, like, kind of pulled into the cult and like, all of these, him fighting the Death Riders and then going like, look, you can't beat us. [01:17:28] Speaker B: Join us. [01:17:30] Speaker A: Join us. I'll teach you how to. How to be ruthless. And I. I'm willing to bet that then after that happens, he. He, like, just proceeds to turn on all of them and it just, like, gets out of hand. Think, like, to go Back to the 90s, Panther. Think of when Pillman started. They started to lose control of Pillman and the Horseman. [01:17:55] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:17:56] Speaker A: And he started to get loose cannon and kind of act out and like. Yeah, yeah. Aaron had to, like, smack him around like a little kid. Like, calm the now, boy. And like. Yeah, no, that whole. That whole bag, it's like. I feel like it's gonna be that kind of thing where, like, they create this monster, and then he's gonna just devour them. [01:18:15] Speaker B: I can see it. [01:18:16] Speaker A: I think that'd be a great story. Let's go again, Tony. Have some cocaine. Write it. [01:18:22] Speaker B: I mean, Mox goes hard. First things first. I need you to drop everything. Everything up here that clouds your vision, that makes you see things that aren't there. Everything in here that tugs and pulls at your heartstrings, Everything in your gut, the anger that burns a hole in your stomach. Drop it all. Excess baggage. We don't need it. Your feelings about me, drop it. We don't need excess baggage. I make no promises. I produce no miracles. But when I make a commitment to something, I see it through to the end. All I ask is the same in return. Well, okay, so where's the ring? Yeah, so here's the thing. We don't do that here. Claudio takes off his shirt and takes a step forward. Yeah, don't cut. Don't cut. I want to see what happens, Seymour. Yeah, I'm like. I've seen where. [01:19:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I've seen this movie. Yeah, but that's when Mox gets up. He's like, they're in the camera. Like, yeah. Proprietary. And I'm like, are you sure? [01:19:36] Speaker B: Sure. [01:19:38] Speaker C: No, it's on Patreon. [01:19:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, it's like. No, it's on only fans. [01:19:43] Speaker C: Yeah, I just didn't want to say that. [01:19:46] Speaker B: Yeah, always say that. [01:19:47] Speaker A: It's on pornhub. [01:19:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:51] Speaker A: Death Riders. Totally. Have a fancy. Yeah. Come on now. [01:19:54] Speaker B: Eladio v. Osprey. Bareback. [01:19:57] Speaker A: Oh, Jesus. [01:19:58] Speaker C: I would watch. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. [01:20:03] Speaker B: Favorite. [01:20:05] Speaker C: Favorite Save. [01:20:06] Speaker B: Comment. [01:20:07] Speaker C: Save. [01:20:08] Speaker B: Like, starts a thread at the bottom of the. [01:20:17] Speaker A: I really liked. [01:20:18] Speaker B: I really liked the suplex at the end. Sorry. [01:20:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it was really good. The Northern Lights at the really good [01:20:24] Speaker B: Northern Lights was inspired. I haven't seen this much jizz since Rapunzel. [01:20:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:32] Speaker B: God damn it. Drawing room. [01:20:35] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:20:37] Speaker A: We almost got through a whole episode without, like, reference to jizz or come or. Or anything of that nature. No, and no. No. [01:20:47] Speaker B: We. We're talking about Rongi Vice. It's a call. [01:20:50] Speaker A: It's not even a. Like, you hit them with the UV light and they glow. Yeah. Yeah. That's. [01:21:01] Speaker B: Editor Piper here. Just to say that what a finish means. Two things in this scenario. What do you. Betsy, your thoughts on the. On the Osprey. Do you have any? [01:21:13] Speaker C: Okay, so unfortunately for that entire section, I wrote a brief monologue about Jon Moxley. [01:21:20] Speaker B: Yes. [01:21:21] Speaker A: Oh, please share. [01:21:22] Speaker B: Please continue. [01:21:24] Speaker C: All right, so mostly I. It's like it was very stream of consciousness. Please bear with me. [01:21:29] Speaker B: No, I. I love this. [01:21:31] Speaker C: John Moxley is such a hero. Honestly, I could write a whole thing about how big and impressive he is. Well, he speaks about his baggage and his feelings in terms of training. What I'm thinking about is how this is serious, is what a stand up guy he is. I remember clearly seeing him so closely at my first AEW show. He was 5ft away from me and he was the biggest man I've ever seen. He was so sweaty. He was so sweating. I wanted to touch him, but I couldn't reach out and touch him because that would have been inappropriate. Thank you. I was close enough to touch him, but I didn't touch him. [01:22:17] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Clearly it would have been inappropriate. [01:22:23] Speaker C: I thought about just being like, hi. [01:22:26] Speaker A: Hi. [01:22:26] Speaker C: I know it's an audio format, but I did reach out my arm and stroke my camera. Audio, like, [01:22:35] Speaker B: Is the theater of the mind. That's an incredible story. [01:22:38] Speaker A: John Moxley, I'm so close to touch you. Can I touch you? [01:22:41] Speaker C: John Moxley, Can I touch you? [01:22:43] Speaker A: And he just stops it. [01:22:44] Speaker C: Yeah, he would. He would have been like, you okay? [01:22:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:49] Speaker C: No, he's like, married. [01:22:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, yeah. [01:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah. Which is the greatest thing of all time. [01:22:55] Speaker B: I agree. [01:22:56] Speaker A: And then. But then in. In my retelling of this story and my hair, this story, he's like, no, until you could touch me. [01:23:03] Speaker C: All right. [01:23:03] Speaker A: That's super cool. Hey, you look like mouse elects cheese. And he just reaches into his pocket and he's like, here, you have some cheese. Cheese mouth. The crowd popped so hard. [01:23:24] Speaker C: I would. [01:23:25] Speaker B: Yes. I'd start that chant. Absolutely. Mox probably wrestles with cheese in his pants. I love him, too. [01:23:35] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I like to think we could get a We love cheese, mouse and ice, too. Yeah, yeah, we could do that. [01:23:44] Speaker C: I think we could do all of that. [01:23:46] Speaker B: I agree. [01:23:46] Speaker C: Anyhow, that's what I was thinking about. I kind of didn't pay attention to Will Ospreay at all, which is unlike me. I will say unlike me. But when he's in the room with [01:23:56] Speaker A: Jon Moxley, just thinking about how large and sweaty John Moxley was and how you're close to him at that time, and I'm like, who could blame you. [01:24:05] Speaker B: So how did you feel when Will came back and was like, mox, I'm gonna kill you. [01:24:10] Speaker A: You break your neck good, bruv. [01:24:13] Speaker C: I was kind of like, sad, actually. [01:24:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:24:16] Speaker C: I was like, wait. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Emotion. [01:24:18] Speaker C: I was like. Because I really like both of them. And then to like, have. I was like, wait, hold on. Because I know we talked about earlier, like, the. How it's all made up, but I was like, what if one of them dies? [01:24:31] Speaker A: Wait, What? [01:24:31] Speaker B: Yes, same. No, 100. [01:24:34] Speaker C: What if somebody dies? I was like, if. If. I was like, if Osprey kills Max, then Claudio is gonna kill Osprey. [01:24:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:43] Speaker C: And then. And then what happens? Chaos. Yeah. Everybody dies. [01:24:51] Speaker A: Lance Archer cackling in the background. Everyone dies, bro. [01:25:02] Speaker C: Yeah. So that's what I was thinking about. [01:25:04] Speaker B: Did you wrestle? But. Oh, sorry. Did you wrestle? [01:25:07] Speaker C: You wrestle? [01:25:08] Speaker B: How did. How did you root? When they were rooting or wrestling each other or. [01:25:13] Speaker C: Why'd you watch? I was. It was too stressed out. Okay. Okay. [01:25:18] Speaker A: That's how you just couldn't, like. [01:25:21] Speaker C: No, I was like, nope. Tell me what happens. Tell me what happens. [01:25:24] Speaker A: The boy. The boys are fighting. I have to not even pay attention. I'm so scared. [01:25:29] Speaker C: I did what Hamper is doing right now, off cam, and I don't know [01:25:32] Speaker A: what you're talking about. No one on this. This. [01:25:36] Speaker B: Nobody's ever done drugs on this pack class. [01:25:38] Speaker C: Nobody's ever done drugs before, after, during enterprise, and none of it ever. [01:25:44] Speaker B: This is the straightest, most sober podcast ever. [01:25:48] Speaker A: Yes. And we are all cisgendered. I have never. [01:25:53] Speaker B: Incredibly heterosexual. [01:25:55] Speaker A: I. I have never. [01:25:56] Speaker C: Very heterosexual. It's very cisgender. [01:26:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I've never injected cross sex hormones on the show before. I have. And theoretically I could right now, too. I'm due, but, you know, I come. But I'll wait till after. Unless, you know George C. Scott. Very good. Give me the Esther dial. Okay. Oh, good. All right. And now say George wants it. [01:26:23] Speaker B: You know what I want? I want Christian Cage. [01:26:28] Speaker A: Yes. At all times. [01:26:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:26:31] Speaker A: I want Father, damn it. [01:26:32] Speaker B: I want Daddy. Daddy, Daddy. We got some ftr, unfortunately, right? They stroll out and they're following Big Stoke to the commentary because we are cursed by God and Tony Khan. I suppose. I said, as long as FTR is just watching the match, I guess as long as they're not going to talk. I'll allow it. [01:27:02] Speaker A: Yeah. It could be worse. [01:27:04] Speaker B: Stoke just feels super bad for Christian. Shattered forearm. Sometimes people just slip off the top rope and then get their wrist caught in a folding chair. [01:27:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Slipped Fell into a. Yeah, I slipped and fell into a pillmanized situation. It was the weirdest thing. [01:27:23] Speaker B: I accidentally pillmanized myself, you know, going to the bathroom at night. Vice enters in commentary, tells us the story of the rivalry between Roppongi, Vice and Cape Cage and Cope, along with Cope's shattered arm. Taz, for some reason doesn't like Cope or Cage. Claims that Cope owes, owes him 25 for gas. [01:27:49] Speaker A: That sounds about right. [01:27:50] Speaker C: Yeah, that was really funny. Yeah. [01:27:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:54] Speaker B: Apparently also. Oh, Stoke. 250. [01:27:58] Speaker A: That I believe a little less. [01:28:01] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. [01:28:04] Speaker A: Maybe if he hadn't spent so much time in that wheelchair. I believe you, Stoke. I'm sorry. [01:28:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:28:09] Speaker A: To which. Yeah, yeah. Shivani congratulates him for getting out of the wheelchair at several times throughout the broadcast. [01:28:16] Speaker B: Well, Stoke is just so nasty to him. He's like, keep on playing Candy Crush and let the real commentators do their work. And I'm just like, off. [01:28:23] Speaker A: He's such a dick to shivs. It's awful. [01:28:26] Speaker B: He is. [01:28:27] Speaker C: Yeah, he is. [01:28:29] Speaker A: He gets what's coming to him. I mean. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, match happens. [01:28:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I was actually, Yeah, I was digging to the start of the match, not you. [01:28:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, fair enough. [01:28:45] Speaker B: Cage and Romero up first. And Romero goes for that shattered forearm and it will, will be the source of all attacks and offense on Cage for the entire match. [01:29:00] Speaker A: No way. I, I, I, I kind of saw that coming. Yeah, yeah. [01:29:06] Speaker B: Rocky Morero does the, that he always does and loses the offense by shimming to the crowd like a knucklehead. Cage punishes him because he's naughty. [01:29:17] Speaker A: Yes. [01:29:19] Speaker B: Stopped. [01:29:21] Speaker A: So I'm going to drop you on your head, sir, because. [01:29:24] Speaker B: Yes. Black body drop in a quick cover. Cage tags Cope and bullies him into the corner. Do a move. Cage holds Rocky for Cope's kick and Cage slams Rocky into the map. Cope for the COVID Rocky wiggles or Rocky gets out and tags in Trent and Cope goes in with a kick to the gut and the hammer to the back. Trenton knees knee checks Cope and drives him backwards, throwing him into the corner. And from some good slice, side arm chops. Oh, yeah, this is a, yeah, this is a lot of co. So like it is. Cage gets a little, gets a little offense. Pope comes in and looks like a crazy old man, basically before Adam Copeland. [01:30:15] Speaker A: Yeah, Adam Copeland just, he just came in and looked like a crazy old man for a while. No, all right. No, I can see it. Yeah, I suppose I could see that. [01:30:26] Speaker B: He sweeps Trent's leg and gets him over the rope. And tags in Cage, who immediately capitalizes on the hung up trump Trent by standing on his back and pushing him into the rope. [01:30:36] Speaker A: I love that. That's one of my favorite. That's one of my favorite Christian stands on it. [01:30:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:30:41] Speaker A: And just this guy in particular. Good stuff. [01:30:48] Speaker B: Coke follows with a cross body slam into Trent who's still hanging on the rope. [01:30:53] Speaker A: Yeah, full trip. Beretta is not having a good time. [01:30:57] Speaker B: No, but that quicking changes. Cage pulls him off the ring and into the barricades, smacking him once before putting him in a side headlock and walking him around the ring towards the roppongi. Vice versa. His corner, Rocky rejects Rocky's offense with a smack. And he holds. He's holding Trent against the turnbuckle when he gets distracted by ftr. And Trent uses that distraction to slam the fr like Cage's fractured wrist into the post. And Dax just cackles. What happens next is incredible because apparently the conglomeration were sitting ringside in black zipped up hoodies and with some popcorn. Yeah, with some popcorn. [01:31:44] Speaker C: Popcorn. [01:31:45] Speaker B: As squirrels over cope or Cage's bad fortune, they the conglomerations pull down their hoods, unzip their hoodies and reveal themselves. [01:31:55] Speaker A: I love that Roddy now has an OC style shirt for himself. I feel like that makes them like an actual tag team now where he just had self on a T shirt. It's so good. I want one of each. And also I think Kyle should have one as well. I just, I just think that's important. [01:32:19] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. Kyle gives the best expression when Stoke takes a swing at Orange Cassidy because he has like a stroke. [01:32:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:31] Speaker B: Like Orange easily moves, slams the popcorn bucket on over stokes head. [01:32:38] Speaker A: And I love the gusto with which he brings this bucket of popcorn down. Like it's going to like. He brings it down with like the gravity of a steel chair. Yeah, yeah. [01:32:51] Speaker B: Steel chair to the face. [01:32:53] Speaker A: And of course it just explodes everywhere because it's cardboard. Yeah, just. God, I love pro wrestling. Yeah. Stupid. Stupid. I love this. Stupid. [01:33:06] Speaker B: So stupid. So good. Also, Roderick Strong's wearing his glasses which [01:33:11] Speaker C: is look very daddy they. [01:33:16] Speaker B: Yes. [01:33:16] Speaker A: Look. He's this stupid. He's the stupidest, sexiest Flanders I know. Like of all the stupid, sexy Flanders is like, oh my God, Marina, you lucky woman. [01:33:32] Speaker B: I know. [01:33:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:33:33] Speaker A: But then again, any day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucky dog. I've seen her doing the next neck exercises, smoking the joint. Yeah. [01:33:47] Speaker B: That's wifey material. [01:33:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:53] Speaker B: Conglomeration basically pulls FTR et al off the floor. While Joy continues to stomp on Cage in the, in front of the commentary booth. [01:34:04] Speaker A: It's so great. It's like, yeah, no, y' all got there. Let them do their thing. We got this. Yeah, we can kick your ass. We could. There could be two fights going at once. I like when wrestling does two fights at once. [01:34:16] Speaker C: Yeah, it's a exciting. [01:34:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Everybody's pissed. We can. There's room for every, there's room for more, everybody. [01:34:23] Speaker B: Brawl now begins the portion of the episode called the Punishment of Christian Cage. Because this is nothing but brutality against Christian Cage and his shattered forearm specifically. [01:34:40] Speaker A: Please leave Father alone. [01:34:42] Speaker B: No, no. Father's forearm is ground into the barricade before getting tossed into the center of the rim where it is stomped into the mat. But that doesn't stop because Trent goes into a lock a figure four grip with Cope in the center and uses his forearm for leverage. Cage is desperately trying to go for a tag as he looks like he is in actual agony. [01:35:12] Speaker A: Yeah, [01:35:14] Speaker B: like even the short, like the short lived, he gets in some short lived offenses and all of that is to kind of build to this tag because throughout it all this abuse just can. Just keeps getting heaped on. By Rocky, by Trent, by Rocky. For Trent. They're just faster and they're quick, you know, they're faster and more fresh than him. [01:35:38] Speaker A: Well, yeah, they're both so like that's the thing. They're, they're the old guys and I, I really enjoyed the, the story of this where it's just like we don't even gotta beat you, you old man. We, we just need to, to make sure you're nice and softened up for the I quit match. Basically. [01:35:54] Speaker B: Yeah. And I quit comes in, in this match as well because at the very beginning when Cage first takes the heat, you know, Rocky's in the down in his face. It's like, you going to quit, old man? You're going to quit. This is what you want. Like all this kind of stuff. [01:36:11] Speaker A: Double down on, on letting everyone know. Remember the I quit portion of this? [01:36:17] Speaker B: Yeah, there I know people who use subtlety and subtext. Cowards. [01:36:22] Speaker A: Exactly. Precisely. It's a little heavy handed in the fact that then they do it at the end because they finish like, like yeah, get, go ahead finish the match. But yeah, like afterwards. Yeah, because then like, yeah, anyways, get to the end. [01:36:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Not only that, but Roppongi Vice also actively works to make sure Cope is off of the apron at like as much as possible. It's not only that they're Keeping Cage from the tag, but they're also keeping Cope from Cage. [01:36:57] Speaker A: No, it's very, very well, well written. Well written. [01:37:01] Speaker B: Is it co. No, leaving Cage along like at. To the point where Cage gets a taste of his own medicine because they hang him off the top rope. And Rocky does a truncated coast to coast. That's at least that's what I called it. Well, Trent follows up with a drop kick to the face. [01:37:18] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a good, good tandem offense. [01:37:22] Speaker B: Rocky goes for the. For a cover saves. Rocky's the legal man. And so is Cage, who's thrown into corner once again gets the kicked out of him. [01:37:32] Speaker A: The Chief Miles o' Brien award for. For unnecessarily with goes to Christian Cage tonight. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Seriously, I'm like. I'm like, okay, you've already laid in on the abuse. Where does he get the tag? And I'm like, trying. I'm scrolling down where I finally see Scream Jesus Christ. Move. [01:37:54] Speaker A: I mean, look, this is what he gets for banging FDR's moms. [01:37:57] Speaker B: All right, seriously, both of them. Like, he finally gets free with a DDT with his bad arm to throw off Rocky and finally gets attacked to Cope. But Trent also gets tagged in. [01:38:11] Speaker A: But yeah, Cope's like, yay. Hot tag. I'm old though, remember? I'm old. Remember? I broke my. [01:38:20] Speaker B: He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't look old with that big back. Back body drop and dive into the stomach into an impaler that he lands because finally some offense. Rocky looks to interrupt the pin. Cage hear some coming moves. And then there is collateral damage between Roppongi Vice. Cause Trent lands on what's his face. [01:38:42] Speaker A: Rocky. Rocky. Yeah. What? [01:38:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. Especially with like a. Like a heel tag team too. [01:38:52] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Especially because they're so vicy. They're so gross. [01:38:56] Speaker B: Yeah. It's Cage. It's Cajun Vice. And they are younger and more fresh than he certainly looks. Two dual knees to the cage and to. To knees to the chest and cages. Swaying on his feet, Trent tries to get Cope up, ready for Rocky to come off the top ropes. Cope interrupts and Cage reverses into a Code Red. [01:39:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:18] Speaker B: Theme throughout this entire entire card. [01:39:21] Speaker A: All right, look, look, she can do it. We're not gonna let Darbin's Allen Gan Sully the Code Red. The Code Red is a. Is a long, storied move of the. From the amazing Red Puerto Rican wrestler Supreme, who also gave us the Canadian Destroyer. Yeah. We're only a couple hours in. All right. We almost Got to the end of the show. Yeah. [01:39:58] Speaker B: I feel bad because I had to say it. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Yeah, you did it. You did it. So. No, don't you have to cringe for the code red? The code red's good. [01:40:06] Speaker B: No, that's true. Yeah. [01:40:07] Speaker A: Take it back, Darwin. That's bad, Darwin. Yeah. [01:40:11] Speaker B: Trent avoids a spear by Cage and his roll and rolls him up into an inside cradle, but in his using his foot as leverage. But the ref sees it and breaks the pin. Thank you. Can't do that. Chant breaks out. We are. We are a company of law and order here. Cope grabs Trent, who comes rushing towards him and sets Cage up for a six beer. I love it. He like, Te balls him up. [01:40:38] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a very good one. [01:40:41] Speaker B: Cope goes for the COVID and that's all she wrote. [01:40:43] Speaker A: Yes. And then. [01:40:47] Speaker B: Jeez. [01:40:47] Speaker A: Then we should just skipped over this because they do all this and they get, they, they. And he puts him in the crippler again. Benoit mentioned, but he does the thing with the steel chair in his mouth and they make him say, I quit. And it's just like, don't. Again, pick one. Either you, you, you talk about it at the beginning of the match like you did, or you do it at the end. You don't need both. [01:41:12] Speaker B: I would never set say I quit. You little. [01:41:16] Speaker A: Yeah, all right. That was very funny, though. Which makes me be like, okay, do the one at the end so that [01:41:23] Speaker C: Daddy can get the one at the end better. [01:41:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it's Daddy, Daddy, Daddy can. Daddy can do. [01:41:28] Speaker A: I like when Daddy much like Tekla. I like when Daddy says little Daddy. I like what Mommy and Daddy and I'm not going to talk about any of this with my therapist. [01:41:43] Speaker B: They don't need to know. [01:41:44] Speaker A: No, it's fine. [01:41:45] Speaker B: We're your therapist now. They, they, they, they play around with the tag team belts at the end for most notably is when Cope runs around with a popcorn bucket on his head, keeping the belt away from the ref. [01:42:03] Speaker A: Children. These are just. [01:42:05] Speaker C: There's overgrown children. It's really fun. [01:42:08] Speaker A: It's cute, though. Yeah, but just. Oh, my gosh, they're so. It's. It's. It's edging Christian. It's his edge of Christian still. There's still edging Christian. Even though. Yeah, fair enough. Anyways, drive, drive, drive. [01:42:25] Speaker B: Thoughts. [01:42:27] Speaker C: I will say my note that I had from far earlier that I did not say that I think deserves he said which is. I have two notes about ftr. [01:42:37] Speaker A: Yes, please. [01:42:38] Speaker C: First being that ftr, the most WWE thing about aew. [01:42:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Wow. [01:42:45] Speaker C: Right? [01:42:46] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not arguing. [01:42:50] Speaker C: Which is. I can say that because I used to bang a guy that looks exactly like Dax. [01:42:58] Speaker B: I get a pass [01:43:01] Speaker A: I used to bang at the yard ball. Fantastic. [01:43:10] Speaker C: Say whatever I'd like to, but they are the most WWE thing about aew, which is funny. [01:43:18] Speaker A: I do think that we should. Betsy. A little piece of paper that just says I can do what I want. Like the Ron Swanson. [01:43:26] Speaker B: Yeah. I know more than you. [01:43:28] Speaker A: I know. [01:43:28] Speaker C: I know. [01:43:30] Speaker B: What's the second note? [01:43:31] Speaker C: No, those were the two notes. [01:43:33] Speaker B: Okay. [01:43:35] Speaker C: I. But I will say that I know. I know more than you is how I felt when it was like, at the Aw show that I mentioned earlier, and I was just, like, looking for the bathroom. And, like, I didn't know where it was. I was in a new place, but some girl was like, oh, are you, like, new to wrestling? I was like, I know more than you. [01:43:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:55] Speaker C: It was like, gary, just no more than you. Get out of my face. [01:44:00] Speaker B: Bathroom. [01:44:01] Speaker C: I'm just looking in the bathroom. [01:44:04] Speaker B: You new here? [01:44:05] Speaker C: Are you? [01:44:05] Speaker A: Damn. Betsy. Holy damn. [01:44:10] Speaker C: Are you new here? Yes, obviously. Yes, I'm here. I'm looking for the bathroom. [01:44:15] Speaker A: Name 50 of Dimalenko's thousand holds. Now. [01:44:18] Speaker B: Wow. [01:44:19] Speaker C: Right? Like, that's exactly the type of test I felt like I had to. I don't know. It was weird. [01:44:24] Speaker A: But then. But then you just pull. You pull the Jericho, and it's just. Every third one you go, Arm bar. [01:44:34] Speaker C: Yeah, Arm Bar. [01:44:36] Speaker A: Arm bar. That was a good one. The Malinko bar. [01:44:46] Speaker C: All right, all right. We gotta drive. We gotta drive. [01:44:49] Speaker A: We gotta drive. We gotta drive. [01:44:50] Speaker C: Gotta drive. [01:44:51] Speaker B: Speaking of. Speaking of moves. Speaking of moves, Renee asks Jericho if Ricochet was right to say that Rico Seltz is better than the Lion Salt because Jerry beat Jericho twice. Jericho says intimidation is a. Is the sincerest form of flattery. But he's not flattered. He's pissed off. And then he immediately gets jumped by to Leon Bishop Khan. [01:45:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Ricochet. So Demand does the thing where they. They beat him up. Yeah. And they're trying to be like, just admit it. Just a minute. [01:45:28] Speaker B: He's like, that's what you wanted. [01:45:31] Speaker A: You bald. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, eat bald. [01:45:38] Speaker B: He takes. He tears off Jericho's shirt in, like, his. His gimmick shirt, which he gets beat by the Demand every week that he shows up in on Dynamite. [01:45:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:45:49] Speaker B: He Ricochet takes. Took a look at Ray's structure next to Jericho, jumped off of it for Rico Salt, but landed on his feet and told Jericho, you're Not even worth it. [01:46:00] Speaker A: Yeah. And then give the little thing and walked off. [01:46:04] Speaker B: It was pretty demand. The demand gesture. [01:46:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty. Pretty good. Pretty good stuff. I gotta say, if. If here's where I've landed. This is because, like, there are bigger people to be pissed at right now than Chris Jericho. And, like, I'm pretty sure that way. We're pretty sure this is his last run. He's here to retire, and I'm just kind of like, you know what? As long as all of this ends with him going away, it's. It's fine. It's fine. I would. He's funny. You know what I mean? Like, he's always been really funny. Like, I'll give him that, you know, like, even when I was so sick of his. When the high guys still made me pop because it was just like, you smug. Like, he's just still good at it because it's like, okay, that's still funny in spite of myself. So, like, do I hate him a bit? Yes. Do I still want to, you know, ask him where his wife was on January 6th? Because I know. Yes. [01:47:09] Speaker B: He's got a great string of gimmicks, [01:47:11] Speaker A: brother, but he's funny as. And he's gonna be gone and that as long as he's gone. Yeah, exactly. So if he wants to play with ricochet like that, that's fine. They're. They're. They're having a great little. Like, it's hilarious. It's entertaining. That's just it. Like, this is kind of where I've landed the last couple weeks with dealing with. This is like. It's obviously not the same because, like, there weren't even really necessarily any allegations against Jericho because dude, like, said them, but it wasn't his place to say them. And the person who he said them about was like, what the. I'm not saying that. So it was this, like, you know. But the whole thing smells fishy as. And. And he's a wrestler from the 90s. He's done. I'm sure, you know what I mean? Like, I don't. I don't. I don't need solid allegations to know that Chris Jericho is probably a piece of. Again, where was your wife? So it's just like, you know, like, I don't need those parts of why Jericho sucks to exist for me to be like, Jared Jericho just sucks as a person. So it's just like. But it's not as bad as, like, what obviously is in that sense. It was like, what we're dealing With, With Darby. Like, not to like, compare the. But that being said, Darby's not entertaining either. Like, like that's where I'm at. It's like Darby's not even good. There's no way. [01:48:35] Speaker B: There's no meta. It's like sugar to coat, like the bitter pill. [01:48:38] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. I can't. You're giving me nothing to deal with this. We'll get to a hung out with Travis Pastrana and I like, literally, like, I like, took off my headset, like, threw it. Like, you really. I'm gonna have to do this now. And like, okay, cool. Bring up Google. I gotta go remind everyone why that guy's a piece of. So, like, anyway, anyways, we'll get there. But yeah, I liked this. I. I enjoyed this little segment. Betsy, thoughts on Jericho? [01:49:06] Speaker B: Yeah. How much do you hate Chris Jericho? [01:49:09] Speaker C: I mean, I will say he just looks like a bad person. [01:49:17] Speaker B: He's got a stash that suggests. That makes insinuations. [01:49:20] Speaker C: But yeah, his. His entire, like, face says. But the implications. Yeah. In a voice like, make me very, very understanding. He knows. [01:49:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:35] Speaker C: And he is doing things and I'm like, oh, no, no. [01:49:39] Speaker A: Yeah. And that's. That was kind of the nature of the gations, where it was. It was the kind of thing where it was like, it wasn't anything, but it was. But it was like, hey, but I'm. I'm Chris Jericho. So like, you know, you're gonna deal with a little bit of interpretation, appropriate work space. Because I'm Chris Jericho. That's not. That's not okay. [01:50:05] Speaker C: You can. [01:50:06] Speaker A: Hey, guys, all you want. Get. So, yeah, have fun, retire and then go away. That'd be great. Go cruise for the rest of your life and talk about conspiracy theories on your podcast and keep your wife out of jail if you can. [01:50:23] Speaker B: Yeah, the president has that covered. Don't worry about that. [01:50:26] Speaker A: Oh, I. I pardoned the worst timeline. [01:50:32] Speaker B: Jesus. Well, the worst timeline. We could have like a fresh 25 year old Chris Jericho right now instead of a 55 year old looking to retire. [01:50:43] Speaker C: True. That's a really good point. [01:50:45] Speaker A: Just like, thank you for bringing me back to reality. Hampter. I love you. I appreciate you. [01:50:50] Speaker B: I'm bringing you back to the open road with the divinity, the divine dominion and the [01:50:58] Speaker A: drive, drive, drive. Well done. Well done. We're pulling out of the rest stop. We stopped at the Bits rest stop to get some Bits snacks. We got the allegations. The allegations overpass. We gotta use the bathroom on Darby. You know, pulling back out onto the highway there. [01:51:21] Speaker C: Yeah, let's go. [01:51:22] Speaker A: The second woman's match has hit the tower. [01:51:25] Speaker B: Hell yes, Mr. President, [01:51:30] Speaker C: we have. [01:51:33] Speaker A: It wasn't just the casualness of the 911 joke. It was the gusto that is. Hell yeah. [01:51:43] Speaker B: Mr. President, let's bring it in. [01:51:47] Speaker C: So many people died. [01:51:52] Speaker B: I've lived through 911 and through and during COVID So yeah. [01:51:56] Speaker A: So we get to nothing matters anywhere. [01:51:58] Speaker B: Yeah, we're getting huge. Like Roddy or Strong Chris Roderick strong and Orange Cassidy vibes between Sheeta and Chris Statlander. Because Sheeta appears to be kind of like a bully worth of a tag team partner. I'm like. I guess she's. Chris is putting up with her for the dubs, but I'm like, you're kind of. It's like a bratty thing that I hate, actually. [01:52:28] Speaker C: Yeah, I wasn't a fan of it. [01:52:32] Speaker B: Sheeta is immediately on the info on the offense going to the Dominion. Into the Dominion's corner with her forearms cross takes Sheeta to the opposite corner and crushes her with some knee strikes back into the Dominion quarter. Double. A double hammer throw into a double shoulder tackle. Megan picks up Sheeta can't get her to the full get her up or into a toss. So they both fall over, which was shocking to me. [01:52:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:00] Speaker B: Megan swings and misses and she takes her to the corner with a shoulder. Needed the jaw. And she goes on top before Megan grabs the smaller woman and walks her to the center of the ring. [01:53:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Why do you not simply grab the smaller woman and do. Make her do what you please? Yeah. [01:53:16] Speaker B: Turns out Megan's like, I can and I'm going to. This is a very strategy. Sheeta hits with a jump. Jumpy knee. But once again, Megan catches her and just spikes her into the mat. She goes out of the wing, out of the ring. She goes in another interesting spot right after when she goes for the kendo stick and Chris like stops her. This is the second time this has happened. The first is when they fought Mina last Wednesday, I believe. [01:53:46] Speaker A: I feel like it's. It's, it's. It's almost like the again to do the go the throwbacks to the 90s, but it's like Ye Olde Sting and Luger. [01:53:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:56] Speaker A: Yeah. You got the face and the heel working together and the face is like trying to give the heel the benefit of the doubt and the heels just like. But we cheat though. Yeah, but what if I cheat? What if she. Have you considered. Have you considered cheat Just a little. [01:54:14] Speaker B: Just a little bit as a treat. [01:54:15] Speaker A: As a treat for me. Yes. Your friend Cheetah, who doesn't talk about you behind your back. [01:54:21] Speaker B: Certainly not. [01:54:22] Speaker A: Would never. Would. Would never. Harley Cameron would never call you out for that. Yeah. [01:54:29] Speaker B: Strat uses the kendo to actually pull Sheeta out of the way of a mango spear, which is. Was good. [01:54:35] Speaker A: That was such a great spot. Yeah. Like, this whole. Again, the storytelling with it where they're like, yeah, that. That was. It could have been. Again, this could. All of. This could suck. All of this could be really boring and done poorly. Stinging Luber, they turned it around. But, you know, like. Like, it could be done in a way that is not as entertaining. But Sheeta and Stat are just so good. They're too good. They. They wouldn't allow that to happen. Thank you very much. [01:55:08] Speaker B: In response, Shido kicks goddamn Stat in the gut and suplexes her into Megan. [01:55:17] Speaker A: So, I guess. Yeah, you know, not the best way to treat a friend. [01:55:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:55:24] Speaker A: However effective, you know, sometimes you gotta throw a guy at a guy. You know, you gotta throw a lady at a lady. [01:55:31] Speaker B: That's, you know, see, get along. [01:55:35] Speaker A: Yeah. And it works really well for them. It's one of my favorite ongoing bits. Yeah. When you weaponize your Orange Cassidy, like, you simply take the smaller one and. And use it as a. A projectile. Yeah, yeah. Bludgeoning weapon. A projectile. Yeah. [01:55:53] Speaker C: With this. [01:55:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like a Pokeball that, like, explodes into a ddt. It's really cool. Yeah. I want to know. I want a pocket Orange Cassidy that, like, pocket sand. But it's Orange Cassidy. Yeah. [01:56:09] Speaker C: I choose you. [01:56:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:11] Speaker B: He just comes out and he just does the light. [01:56:15] Speaker A: Yeah. The super light. Mongolian shots. Cups. Yeah. Oh, a couple. Couple kicks. Couple shin kicks, just to really make sure, you know. [01:56:27] Speaker B: Thus begins the punishment of Kris Statlander and the. And the absolute bullying that Megan and Lena. Megan Bane and Lena Cross deliver upon her. [01:56:41] Speaker A: Which might fix me, to be honest. [01:56:44] Speaker C: It would fix me. [01:56:46] Speaker B: Megan hits a boot to the side of Stat's head. Cross hits and. And once again, they do an excellent. You see these in excellent tag teams where it's not just about keeping Stat, keeping your opponent from making the tag. It is keeping their tag mate off the apron and just making it. Making them expend energy, making them struggle to get in to break up a pin or go in for tag. [01:57:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. All that, like, tag team psychology. Like, that's another thing too, with this women's tag team division coming up more and more is like, the whole tag team division is so good. [01:57:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:28] Speaker A: Like, I don't know. I don't know. What's going on over at the Fed? I don't want to occur but like, I, I don't know man. This is the, the, the, the, the take the take psychology in all of these teams. Teams are, are solid. I don't think I've seen like a shitty clunky tag match. Like even the squashes, like, like even the squash was like really well put together little squash match, you know, I don't know. [01:57:54] Speaker B: And Megan haven't been tag teaming very long either. [01:58:00] Speaker A: Yeah. But the. Oh, Giant woman. [01:58:02] Speaker B: And they continuously set. Yeah. Set each other up into groups. Great spots. Megan has an intense forearm chop to Stat before running into a full body slam into a butterfly suplex and sending stat to the center of the ring where Lena goes in with a sliding elbow strike in for a cover which was super sick. Once again, Stat has no tag because she has been on the floor. [01:58:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Just recovering. Thinking about it. [01:58:30] Speaker B: Yeah thinking about it. Lena with the boot to the back and a knee to the throat of the rope is that tries to escape. She finally she does on the apron. But Stat is being bullied by Cross. Missing a sliding arm bar. Gives stat some room to breathe and, and it. But a barely sliding, sliding lariat drops her. [01:58:52] Speaker A: I like the sliding lariats. Good stuff. [01:58:54] Speaker B: Oh God, those are good. [01:58:56] Speaker A: Those are so nice. That's the thing I first saw. I did. I feel like I never saw anyone do that until G1 several years ago I finally watched the G1 in Japan. I saw a bunch of dudes doing sliding lariats. I was like, yes, yes. I never even thought about that. Do that more. What what if wrestling move but lower. [01:59:15] Speaker B: Yes, more of that. [01:59:18] Speaker A: See also Tommy Chopper is with his little basement draw. Kicky from the knees. I love it. [01:59:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:59:24] Speaker A: What if wrestling move but lower move [01:59:27] Speaker B: down for the small ones. [01:59:30] Speaker A: For the smalls. Yes. [01:59:31] Speaker C: Hobbit Ace Austin's if you will. [01:59:36] Speaker B: Truly the low squad. Stat had a missed double heart Karana but finally hits it later. Still can't get a tag. [01:59:49] Speaker A: Still can't get a tag. [01:59:50] Speaker B: But managing to try and hold her own against Megan and cross a spinning Lary finally drops Megan. Can she finally get a tag, please? Finally. [02:00:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:02] Speaker B: My notes are just all caps. [02:00:06] Speaker C: Finally. Yeah. [02:00:07] Speaker A: I love, I love when the Marquest marquiest of our marks is driving. Because your notes are reflecting you going. Come on, get the tag. Oh, this is great. You know what, Erica? Yes, Erica, I'm so hope you're listening. Well done. Tapping hampter to drive. This was a fantastic idea. Maybe cut the notes in half next time. [02:00:32] Speaker B: But I'm sorry, I'm working on it. [02:00:36] Speaker A: Anyways, drive, drive, drive. I'm giving you. [02:00:39] Speaker B: Cross delivers a hook kick. So sick to the back of Sheeta's head. A blind tag from Stat comes in, randomly pummels Cross, but misses a roundhouse kick. Cross throws Stat into the Dominion corner where she is grabbed by Megan and goes back to getting bullied again. [02:00:55] Speaker A: Oh no. [02:00:57] Speaker B: Again. [02:00:58] Speaker A: It's like that, that, that like the photo stutter like Shutterstock that blue skies always showing of all the girls like bullying that one chick in like the totally not hot way. Yeah. Again, not a visual podcast, but Betsy is. Is. [02:01:15] Speaker C: I was acting it out. Yes, yes. [02:01:17] Speaker A: It was fantastic. It was absolutely wonderful. Nailed it. [02:01:23] Speaker B: German suplex by Megan and a cover stat with the reverse hammer throw for Megan where Cross gets the tag. She also runs in like, doesn't. I don't think actually gets a tag, but runs in and causes super chaos. Chaos. [02:01:38] Speaker A: Well, yeah, she just like woke up and she's like. [02:01:41] Speaker B: She's just like, oh, we're ending this. And Stat's like, yeah, we are. Who gets a. [02:01:49] Speaker A: The referee told me to go home. Yeah, yeah, [02:01:53] Speaker B: we need to drive faster. Stat gets a great Blue Thunder power bomb. Blue Thunder power bomb from. And at the end, all said it done. The din Minion is piled up in the corner on top of each other and sick. That capitalizes on a 450 splash. [02:02:14] Speaker A: Making just the girl pancake sandwich. And like it's one of the cooler things I've seen Stat do. That was really awesome. What, What a fantastic women's match. Like, yeah, just overall. Anyways. Yeah, I, I keep getting talking about like it's over. You haven't got to the end of it yet. [02:02:34] Speaker B: This is when she finally gets the blind tag and hits a Meteora from across the corner also. And followed by the Falcon Arrow. And at this point I'm like, okay, so there's a belt exchange that's happening tonight. [02:02:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:02:49] Speaker B: At that point I was like, okay, this is over. [02:02:53] Speaker A: Yeah, because Holy. Like, that should have done it. That really should have done it. [02:02:58] Speaker B: Megan interrupts a spinning knee strike into. And then get engaged. Gets a belly to belly suplex, [02:03:06] Speaker A: only [02:03:06] Speaker B: to get kicked in the face by Stat, who exchanges arm bars with her until Cross lands a German suplex with help from a drop kick to the face from Megan. [02:03:18] Speaker A: Yes. [02:03:19] Speaker B: Dual plant of Sheeta into the mat. Lena gets the pin dominant. The domination retains. [02:03:25] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. The Dominion. It always Domin. [02:03:30] Speaker B: I said domination, but yeah, it's Dominion. But they dominated. [02:03:34] Speaker A: Legit. Yeah. And they. They could dom me anytime. I like the guy. And there's a dude with a sign just said, Wednesdays are divine. And I was like, that's old school stuff. That's real good. Well done. [02:03:50] Speaker B: He had his sign game was pretty strong. He had to get. If you get the mess with the bull, get the horns, you know, that kind of thing. [02:03:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, he was ready. That man showed up prepared. [02:04:00] Speaker B: He knew. He knew. [02:04:01] Speaker A: Yeah. But yeah. Not only did we get two women's matches. What a banger. Fantastic. Where are we off to next creation? [02:04:11] Speaker B: We're off to Renee and Don Callison. Andrade. And all you need to know about this promo is how you know, how [02:04:20] Speaker A: you know, [02:04:23] Speaker B: how you know, how you [02:04:25] Speaker A: know, how you know. [02:04:28] Speaker B: Takes off sunglasses. [02:04:30] Speaker A: How you know, how you know it? Cracks himself up. Yeah. [02:04:35] Speaker C: Oh, so good. [02:04:37] Speaker A: I love you. I'm so happy he's back and. And got divorced from that. That evil. Evil Charlotte. The flares. Oh. But yeah, that. What a great bit. Like, all we really. I think all we really have to say about this MJF Mad. Andrade no care. [02:05:00] Speaker B: Andrade is not bothered. And I love it because this is just once again, Max. It has no juice like you are. You are rizzless now. You have no. You have nothing that anybody wants. [02:05:12] Speaker A: You lost to Darby Allen. You are without. Your juice has been drained. You were exsanguinated of juice. [02:05:21] Speaker B: Super juice. [02:05:23] Speaker A: Oh, rough. [02:05:25] Speaker B: And I'm moving on to the last squash of the match. Betsy, unless you got. Unless you wanna. Unless you. How you know? [02:05:33] Speaker A: How you know? [02:05:35] Speaker C: I have no further notes. [02:05:36] Speaker A: We already talked about the light. We already talked about the squash. We all said. Yeah, we could squish the squat. [02:05:43] Speaker B: We can squish the squat. I have to. All I. [02:05:46] Speaker A: Who. [02:05:47] Speaker B: What? All I know is or how I know is who is Adam Priest? And that's it. [02:05:53] Speaker A: Oh, Adam Priest. Adam Priest is. Is another squash. Yeah. Adam Priest is good to see, but he got squirched. He. He messed. He messed with the bull. He got heard and Stephen also got the. Steven also got. Got the. The bull herds. Everyone got heard and. Yeah, that's all we have to say about that. There was much squashing. [02:06:23] Speaker B: And now Renee with the ops. [02:06:26] Speaker A: Renee with the ops. [02:06:27] Speaker B: Samoa Joe Hook, Katsusori Shabata and the newest member. [02:06:33] Speaker A: Wait, Shibata there, too? [02:06:34] Speaker B: Shabata was there? [02:06:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:06:36] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't even. I don't even remember seeing him. Holy. [02:06:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:40] Speaker A: Is he still holding the camera? [02:06:41] Speaker B: No, no, he was there. [02:06:43] Speaker A: He just There. I did. He was just so still, I didn't even see him. That's amazing. [02:06:49] Speaker B: He's so Joe's like, we're going to assert our dominance. And he plans to do it with Shibata, who's nice enough to put on kick pads before he kicks your head off. He plans to do it with Bowens, a man who is undervalued, underappreciated, and most importantly, underestimated. [02:07:04] Speaker A: All true. [02:07:06] Speaker B: And Hook. The crowd boost loudly. [02:07:10] Speaker A: Everyone's like, yeah, Hook or no. Yeah, Joe. Woo. Shabata. Yeah, boys, we love [02:07:21] Speaker B: fun fact. I get to watch Kevin. I would get to watch Hook fight Kevin Knight Saturday live. [02:07:27] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. You're going to collision. [02:07:30] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [02:07:32] Speaker B: Yep. [02:07:33] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. Well, that's fun. Awesome. Have fun with that. [02:07:38] Speaker B: I will attempt to do so. I mean, I know I will. [02:07:41] Speaker C: Yeah, you're gonna have a great time. It's gonna be awesome. Like, you don't even have to worry about that. [02:07:46] Speaker A: Go, Kev. Go, Kev. I hope Hook. [02:07:48] Speaker B: Okay, Joe has words for Will Ospreay, and he says, I hope. I pray that you are not suffering from Stockholm Syndrome because you think. Because those boys in the Deathriders, they had you in the very same position that they saved you from not too long ago. And you know who came to took you and took you out of that? We did, Will. We had your back. So you have to ask yourself, what relationship do you want? One of convenience or one of confidence? As the Ops are here and the choice is yours. [02:08:17] Speaker A: And he's just over. And he's just over here, like. But they. They don't have Hook, bruv. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:08:23] Speaker B: You see, you're cool. You're cool. You're cool. You. [02:08:30] Speaker A: You're cool. I'm out. Yeah. [02:08:35] Speaker C: I'm gonna go to the all cool group. Yeah. [02:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. They got Marina Shafir. You got Hook. This is not even fantastic. [02:08:48] Speaker B: One more and then we're done. Big Stoke and F is like is to the match. [02:08:52] Speaker A: No. Oh, I forgot about Big Stoke at fdr. Okay. Yeah. [02:08:56] Speaker B: Oh, and with special guest, Chompers. Chompers, we're going. [02:09:04] Speaker A: His Shadow knows all about his story. [02:09:09] Speaker B: Chompers and His Shadow. [02:09:11] Speaker A: Oh, he's so cute. [02:09:12] Speaker B: O.C. is going one on one with Dax Har. But if Cassidy wins and he is, he and any member of the Conglomeration can challenge the for the World Tag Team Champions. But if Harwood wins, FTR is getting a shot at the AEW World Trios Championships. [02:09:27] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [02:09:29] Speaker B: Stoke's not gonna be part of the trio, but you know who is? [02:09:33] Speaker A: Tommaso Ciampa Choppers. But first, first choppers must chop. So he reaches over to stoke his beard, and he pulls out a little kernel of popcorn and he pops in his mouth. He's like delicious. [02:09:52] Speaker B: Top guys. [02:09:55] Speaker A: Yeah. And everybody looks at him like, what in the actual. Oh, my God. Mookie. [02:10:01] Speaker B: Mookie pet. Mookie pet. [02:10:03] Speaker A: Okay. [02:10:04] Speaker C: His face on my laptop. [02:10:05] Speaker A: All right, so guys, listeners at home, I'm sorry, this is now a Mookie cast. [02:10:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:10:12] Speaker C: Once again, a visual. [02:10:13] Speaker B: Once again, visual. An orange cat is rubbing itself up against the laptop, and it's like getting [02:10:20] Speaker A: its face right up in the camera, and it's kind of amazing. Anyways, yes, Tommy Choppers is getting weirder, and I am so here for it. Eric is not here, so I can say it over and over again. Champa. Champa. Champa. I love him. Shout out to tunnel talk. Champa. Yeah, I. I love him so much. He's getting weirder. He's not quite Leo Rush weird, which, that's fine, but like, he's getting very weird and it's fantastic, and I need him to get weirder and it. And. And Erica can suck a biggin, so [02:11:01] Speaker B: don't tell her I said that, though. [02:11:04] Speaker A: She gets back. [02:11:05] Speaker B: Listen, I want him weirder. As long as it's weirder, not Mitter. That's all I gotta say. [02:11:09] Speaker A: Hey, thank you, thank you. And as long as he's still giving the boy smooches. It's very important. Even though, again, Erica says it doesn't count because it's not even Yuri and I'm just like, whatever, dude. It smooches. You can. You can smooch though, boys. You can smooch the homies. Good night. It's fine. Sak more. [02:11:30] Speaker B: More homies should be smooched to good night is my thought. [02:11:34] Speaker A: Thank you. And then that finally, as I continue. As I continue to backseat drive so hard. I am sorry. I do. I do. [02:11:48] Speaker B: Okay, let's go. Fun. Darby is having dirt bites on the belt. Wow. I'm so filled with joy and whimsy. He must not be a bum ass bitch then. Deadpan delivery. [02:11:58] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I don't. I feel like I don't even want. I don't want to do like a play by play on this. [02:12:03] Speaker B: Like, yeah, I will just say, like, Brody carries. Brody once again flings the masochist around who takes bumps and to a good match. [02:12:14] Speaker A: Yeah, he like, flings them around to a decent match. [02:12:17] Speaker B: I liked the chompers match better than this. Quite honestly. [02:12:20] Speaker A: Yes, I. I will agree to that. Which, I mean, again, Erica, I'm sorry. Like. Like, maybe. Maybe you disagree, but Eric is not watching any of this. And I was a little like, oh. Because, like, it's Brody, and I love Brody. And, like, I really wanted. I knew Brody wasn't gonna get it, but I really wanted him to, and I was acting like he might anyways, even though it was never gonna happen. There's a couple fun spots. He did the cannonball through the barrier into the timekeepers area. That was sick. There was. There was some good on the. The table. Like, it was a Darby match. It was. It was a battle. It was like you said, he threw the twink around, bat him around like big old Barry is and still lost. [02:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically. Kind of described this as a lovers quarrel. Like, at some point, like, Brody goes up like they lay. Draped each other's arms, spent. Brody goes to make breakfast. But, yeah, like, in picks Alan up. Alan hits him in the face till he drops him. Darby sets up the chair in front of the commentary table for what I'm only assuming will be a sexy lap dance. Oh, yeah. I am disappointed once again by AEW and Darby Allen. [02:13:37] Speaker A: Naturally. Naturally. [02:13:38] Speaker B: There is no sexy. There's not a sexy lap dance. There's not a sexy, sexy table dance here. [02:13:43] Speaker A: There's nothing sexy about any of this. It's really unfortunate, I believe. What was your note, Betsy? I remember you brought this up earlier. [02:13:51] Speaker B: What's the sex? [02:13:52] Speaker C: One note, one sexy thing. Brody King. So, Daddy. So, yes, I really have to say, he's a man. And I like that. [02:14:05] Speaker A: I like that about him. [02:14:09] Speaker C: The orange cat is on screen again, fighting desperately to be off screen. [02:14:16] Speaker B: Oh, that's not my best angle. [02:14:18] Speaker C: Every show my face. [02:14:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:14:21] Speaker A: Yeah, Exactly. Yeah. Sure enough, Mookie's like, no, I gotta get, like, super face into the laptop. Yeah. No, he's a lot of man, and this was extremely heterosexual, and that's. [02:14:34] Speaker C: That's why it was so upsetting. [02:14:37] Speaker A: Is watching, too, because he's like, who. Who do I got? Who do I got? [02:14:42] Speaker B: Who's crushing me next week? So does mjf. So he does watch the matches. [02:14:47] Speaker A: Yeah. So he learned his lesson. Yeah. Apparently. I got to pay attention to this. [02:14:54] Speaker B: Alan does jump on Brody's back like a deranged spider monkey, which is a [02:15:01] Speaker A: spot that was bound to happen. [02:15:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:15:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:15:06] Speaker A: He moved the mats. Darby moved the mats as. As he always does when he. It's like one of his only things that he's got again, like, nothing new here. That being said, instead of him taking the bump, Brody actually took the power bomb off the apron. [02:15:21] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [02:15:22] Speaker A: Onto the cement, which was nuts. And then got hit with a coffin drop for his trouble. Trouble too. [02:15:30] Speaker B: And then another two in the ring. So, yeah, he takes the. He takes the power bomb off into the concrete, climbs into like to break the 10 count because he's at nine by the time he rolls in. And then he's just met by another two coffin drops in. [02:15:48] Speaker A: Yeah, basically. Yeah. And that's the end of that and was gonna happen, but it doesn't make it okay. Okay. [02:15:56] Speaker B: I just did a control F for like control. For like control red. And yeah, I'm sorry, they just. I. Once again, he doesn't deserve the belt. [02:16:10] Speaker A: Yeah. And for not. Not even the shitty human reasons, he just sucks. I'm going to again, our. Our roving reporter Fagerly Marshall. The original figurely Marshall. Silent. Yep, exactly. Was in the chat. Yeah, she was in the chat. She's like, I didn't watch. Did Brody hit Darby on with a ton of offense only to lose to a coffin drop? Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, of course. Oh, you know, it the only. [02:16:43] Speaker B: I was watching the card and I read the spoilers and I was like, like, I knew like. And deep down I knew that Brody. But I was just like, God damn. Like, champa got a match out of him at least. But like, what was. [02:16:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, this was just. And this was a spot fest and it wasn't a terrible spot fest. I hate that. Like, it's the only match Darby can do. There was some, like, at least there was a few spots where, where he. He could have gotten like, seriously injured. And so that was. Yeah. [02:17:17] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [02:17:19] Speaker A: Like, there's this wonderful bit where he so like, you know, he does his cannonball into the corner, but he has him in the tree of Wo first. And like the thing about the cannonball in the corner is that you're sitting so like you never. You're. You're no. The hardest impact acting part of the large hunk of man's body is never actually hitting you. You know, like, that's the, the, the magic trick of it. When you're in the tree of woe, you're. You're get. You're getting all the Brody like right on his organs. It was, it was. I was like, that's eternal bleeding. That's eternal bleeding. [02:18:04] Speaker B: Yeah. He does a sent. This is when he does the senton splash and Darby is meant over like folded Backwards. So the Senton hits on his like and legs, and I was like, that's sick. See, MJF pulled Kevin out of that before he took. [02:18:21] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Yeah. So that was the end of that. It was gross. Whatever. This. I love, loved this show up until that last match. I like the couple good Brody spots, but otherwise it was just like, okay, it's more of the same. Whatever. But even. Even the video packages, like, that's where I land. I was like, there's too many video packages that even. That. I was like, this is. They're good, though. They're good ones. I can't even be upset. So overall, it's like a. I'll give that. That was a 7 out of 10 dynamiter. I'll give her that. Yeah. And you get to go see the collision. Hey, how exciting. [02:19:00] Speaker B: I get to see Jack and Dorada. [02:19:03] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [02:19:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:19:07] Speaker C: That's gonna be really awesome. [02:19:10] Speaker B: There's a tag team match with the Death Riders, Dogs, Rascals, and Top Flight that I'm really looking forward to. [02:19:16] Speaker A: God damn it. I'm so jealous. I need to see an aw show. I need a job. I mean, I. This is the part of the show where we just kind of ramble on the way out. Yeah. You know, Betsy, do you have anything you want to let people know about? Where do you post your shits? Where do you. [02:19:35] Speaker C: Where do you post your shits? Where you're. I don't. I. I think I did this last time, and I'm gonna do this again. I don't really want people to find me. I'm not worried about me. I don't have anything to plug. [02:19:47] Speaker A: Yeah, please. [02:19:49] Speaker C: Instead, take five minutes and go to your local food bank and bring them some canned goods. Do that. Do that instead. Don't look me up. Don't look me up. I don't want you to follow me. I want you to find a case. Not a case, A cause that matched to you. And I want you to give them bucks. Don't buy a coffee. Okay. Thank you. That's what I have to say. Mic drop. [02:20:14] Speaker B: Yep. In that case, follow me, because I also. [02:20:17] Speaker C: Because, yeah, you do post mutual aid. Yeah. There's tox. [02:20:20] Speaker B: People pretty much get you 20. Get you a hundred queers that need money. Like, no problem. [02:20:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:20:28] Speaker B: And. [02:20:29] Speaker C: And still do his post. [02:20:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [02:20:32] Speaker A: When I'm not posting shits, I am also constantly just reposting every mutual aid I see. And sometimes it gets trouble because I don't read them. [02:20:41] Speaker B: Save us. Yeah. [02:20:42] Speaker A: Yeah. So, like, yeah, I like it have. It happens. I like, just see a Venmo and [02:20:47] Speaker B: I just go, boom. [02:20:48] Speaker A: You know, there you go. That's what you're going to see on my page a lot. But also my Venmos as well, because also there's. [02:20:56] Speaker B: Yeah, Ella's Ven. [02:20:58] Speaker A: Because I'm still going through it. [02:21:01] Speaker B: Speaking of careers that need money. [02:21:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I was gonna say we usually end. [02:21:05] Speaker B: Got one right here. [02:21:07] Speaker A: Hey, we usually end with Happy wrestling. But I also would like to paraphrase Mia Wong of Cool Zone Media's weekly sign off. Usually she says, put a trans woman on your couch. But not just for me, but for several people I know. Put a trans woman on your payroll. [02:21:28] Speaker B: Do it, cowards. [02:21:29] Speaker A: That would be really cool. We could buy the couch if you could just give us jobs because so many of us don't have them. And it's. I'm starting to think it. It might be because of our sheenuses. And I hate to think that you're being bigoted, but call me. [02:21:51] Speaker B: Surely not the same reason Nyla Rose isn't wrestling on AEW anymore. [02:21:55] Speaker A: You're really not. All right. I'm getting kicking little fat out. Happy wrestling. [02:22:02] Speaker B: Happy wrestling. Your post. Post your [02:22:23] Speaker C: this year. Oh, I. My posts. [02:22:30] Speaker A: Oh, I. My posts.