Dark Matter & Yearning

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning the earth was a dark formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that there was Tuesday. On the third day God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: And welcome back to Wednesday night fake fights where we talk all things aew. After a little brief hiatus we took the last week off due to world sucking in general life things. We are back for another non named Dynamite coming to us live from Orlando, Florida once again and as always it's me, your boy Jeff the Toking Mongoose. And I'm here with my wonderful co host. Well how we go around and introduce ourselves. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Hey, it's Erica Warren. Not your boy. The opposite of whatever a boy is at this point. [00:01:31] Speaker B: The anti boy. [00:01:34] Speaker A: Hey, good news for me, I, I, I slept for the first time in like three days. [00:01:41] Speaker B: You look like you're wearing like a comfy robe, like a Snuggie or something. [00:01:46] Speaker A: It's I, I've worn this before. This is the, the comfy. It's, it's basically just like a large hoodie that is also a, a fleece. [00:01:56] Speaker C: Blanket and I have one, I have one of those, they're wonderful. But the cat is currently using it as a bed. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, there's no cat here. [00:02:06] Speaker B: I had a Snuggie but my roommate's cat like to nurse on it and like it literally got like stiff and gross and nasty and you can just keep it. And then it became the cat's bed slash some Suckling center. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Suckle Center. [00:02:25] Speaker C: Thank you. Welcome back to Suckle Setter. [00:02:32] Speaker B: Introduce yourself, move on from. [00:02:36] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't know. I will not. I'm not moving on from Suckle Center. If you can keep talking minotaur sex. I, I'm renaming the podcast Introduce yourself though Circle Center. Okay, yeah, this is, this is just Skip Bayless at Suckle Center. No, it's a me. Ella Taylor. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Hi. Hello. [00:03:02] Speaker C: I'm back. I, I, I'm, I'm here. I swear to God I watched this dynamite. I did. I saw it with my own eyes. I can't guarantee any of it stuck. But we're, I'm here. [00:03:19] Speaker B: I keep coming back to Suckle center. [00:03:27] Speaker C: For some. Yeah, for some reason my brain really just wants to say The Ocho. That's. But not. Not Jericho. The. The ESPN 8:1. [00:03:36] Speaker B: I mean that's if it's number of like if it was a dog ate suckling. The oo. They have like eight groups, don't they? [00:03:45] Speaker C: I think some animals do probably most. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Some do. [00:03:48] Speaker B: Dogs, I think do. They got all kinds of nipples. Dogs got nipples today. [00:03:55] Speaker C: Dogs, they got all kinds of nipples. [00:04:04] Speaker A: All right. I think I'm driving this week. I think. [00:04:07] Speaker C: Please, somebody. [00:04:08] Speaker B: Somebody has to. Yeah. Start the car. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Where it is. It's the. It's the. What day was this? This was January 21, 2026. Dynamite. [00:04:23] Speaker C: Yesterday. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Not a named. Not a date, not a name. Dynamite. You say yesterday. It was like two days ago for me. [00:04:29] Speaker B: That's true. Time is weird. [00:04:32] Speaker A: Time is. [00:04:36] Speaker C: I'm not the one that chose to live in the future. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Personally, I think this dynamite was a little bit more stacked than the named show. The only thing the name show actually. [00:04:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:47] Speaker A: Going for it was they had that awesome main event. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't remember much of Maximum White Castle besides all the White Castle everywhere. [00:04:59] Speaker A: I mean it really did make me want White Castle. And I don't really. [00:05:02] Speaker B: No, I always want White Castle. I love White Castle. [00:05:06] Speaker C: I remember. I remember. I remember Bandido. I remember Bandito and mjf really hard. Yeah. Right in the middle of the ring. It was weird. It was hot. But it was strange. [00:05:18] Speaker A: No, that was on AO3. [00:05:20] Speaker C: Okay. Get those mixed up. But yeah, I don't read fan fiction. [00:05:25] Speaker B: So whenever people say that I always think like Age of Emperors with the three backwards. The hip hop version of. [00:05:33] Speaker C: Or like the lead age of elite vampires. Yeah. [00:05:37] Speaker B: Age of three Empires. [00:05:38] Speaker A: Age of three Empires. Speaking of. Speaking of actually fanfic, we. There was confirmation via Speedbo Speedballs vlog that they are all reading all of your fanfiction and all of your tumblr posts. [00:05:54] Speaker B: All of them know even has written some hangman's. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Definitely read all the nasty things that you want him and swerve to do. [00:06:04] Speaker C: Good, good, good, good. [00:06:05] Speaker A: Good job girlies. Good job. [00:06:07] Speaker B: Well, that was awesome. [00:06:08] Speaker C: I hope he touches himself. [00:06:10] Speaker B: People should check out Speedballs video blogs. They are very fun. [00:06:14] Speaker C: They're good. You should get in Speedball's discord. The Speedball's discord is. Is fun. I'm a lurker there. [00:06:20] Speaker B: I occasionally say hi and follow Speedball on Blue Sky. Dude, Speedball is the best in general. [00:06:27] Speaker C: They rule. We love us Mike Bailey. It's true. [00:06:31] Speaker A: Great news. Taz is back this week. I was so excited as is back and he's gonna save everyone. [00:06:44] Speaker B: I didn't know. They didn't, like, announce it or anything, so I just heard his voice. I was like, what? Oh, my God, That's. [00:06:50] Speaker A: Taz's bad. That would. That would have, like, bumped the ratings up. It's like, Taz is back. He's. He worked. He worked hard. Heel COMMENTATOR tonight. [00:06:59] Speaker B: Taz was Tazz tonight, like, throughout, dude. [00:07:02] Speaker C: Heel commentator Jones has returned. Like, he was. [00:07:07] Speaker B: He was sucking Don Callis's dick for a while. [00:07:09] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. That was really weird. [00:07:12] Speaker B: He was all over that. He was very fun to have back. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Though, stuckling that he was. [00:07:18] Speaker C: He was suckling. Suckle center. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Circle center. Jones over here. [00:07:26] Speaker C: Yes. [00:07:28] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. All right, so the episode already? Yeah, we got a couple episode titles. All right, so. Crap. The. The show opens with mjf gets a little promo time shocker. He makes Tony Schiavone hold the mic for him. [00:07:53] Speaker C: He's. I guess he's the champion. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Yeah, he is the champion. All right. So he makes Tony hold the mic for him, and he does, like, a little bit of a flare riff where he talks about all his fancy and he rides at limos and helicopters. He has a hot wife. [00:08:08] Speaker C: Yeah. It was total flair. I feel vindicated by this because I feel like I've been saying forever that. That he's just doing flair and that that's actually a good thing, actually. [00:08:20] Speaker B: And on mjf, recently in interviews, has said with this title reign, he's going to be emulating Ric Flair because he's going around, he wants to defend it all over the place. That's why he went against Alex Price. And, like, he's. He's very much doing, I think, a flare. [00:08:34] Speaker C: Send up, like, a flare. NWA era flare. [00:08:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:37] Speaker C: No, and that's absolutely what he's doing. And this kind of Chef's Kiss, supposed. [00:08:42] Speaker B: To be what the national title is, but I guess, whatever. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Ricochet. So, like, I don't know. That's how I feel about it. Is, like, you mean. You can give a. Mean. We can have all the good parts of Ric Flair without the sex crimes. Yeah, let's do that. Let's go, mjf. [00:09:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm crossing my fingers on that one. [00:09:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say never. It's a wrestling list for now. [00:09:07] Speaker A: Wrestling. [00:09:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:08] Speaker A: No, like, we got a very good lesson. So we got a very good lesson on Wednesday about the. The universal concept of every wrestler is dumb as. Good job, Adam. [00:09:21] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, well, though, that. No, that was. I thought it was. I recognized the picture though, I'm pretty sure that was an old picture. [00:09:28] Speaker B: No, people were also showing other pictures he took that day. And he was wearing the exact same thing. [00:09:34] Speaker C: Oh my God. So how are they gonna take like they take the same picture together then? Because I swear to God I've seen that picture before. [00:09:42] Speaker A: Either way, I don't. [00:09:43] Speaker B: I've also seen people say it's AI. [00:09:46] Speaker A: It's. I don't think it's AI. I think it's. [00:09:48] Speaker B: It's. [00:09:49] Speaker A: It's. [00:09:50] Speaker B: I think Hangman ran into him and. And Marty was like, hey, can we take a selfie? And Hangman, this should have been like, you, you're a pedophile creep. But he was probably. He didn't want cause to see. So he's like, okay, yeah, we'll take a selfie. He didn't know Marty was gonna post it. [00:10:03] Speaker C: And Marty, I could be. [00:10:06] Speaker B: This is my theory. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Like the thing of it is is that. And this is. This is mostly from David Bixenspan's theory on Blue sky is that, you know, the pedo guy has basically been orbiting all of his old friends and just staying out of the way because everybody hates him. But he is feeling. Because he's a petty and vindicative. Yeah. He's the pedal guy. If you look at. And he's married to Serena Deeb. So like he's. He's in these people's orbit. Oh. [00:10:39] Speaker B: If you look at like who follows him on. Every wrestler follows him on Instagram. Like they're all. That picture has 1300 likes. And it's like all wrestlers. And like. [00:10:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:53] Speaker B: It's a lesson to just. Yeah. Never be universal. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Constant dumb as. [00:10:58] Speaker C: But to quote. To quote our. Our fellow occasional host person who I don't think has made it to the show yet. Silent. What Adam Page should have said, he's like, hey, can we get a selfie? He should have said 16 year olds is children, dumbass. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Yeah. And. [00:11:16] Speaker C: And that would have been. You know. [00:11:18] Speaker B: No, it's what he should. [00:11:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:20] Speaker B: Like I said, I just met him just being like, okay, let's just do it real quick or something because Pete is. [00:11:26] Speaker A: Yep. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Just keep it out of the way. [00:11:28] Speaker A: Anyway, that's. That's called. [00:11:30] Speaker C: Yeah, it's called a broken stair. We. I thought we're trying to kill that concept especially in wrestling. But you know. So. [00:11:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Hanger. [00:11:39] Speaker C: Thin ice. Watch your. [00:11:41] Speaker A: Anyways, back to the actual episode. Max says he can do all the rich guy because he's a champion. He's got the triple B. Good for Him. And you can change the channel if somebody else is saying they're the best in the world, because they're not, because he's got the belt. And Bandito last week found out that he's the devil, and no one's on his level. Well, somebody might be on his level. And it's big bad bro, the king. [00:12:14] Speaker B: Big pop when he comes out, too. [00:12:17] Speaker A: Captain of the ice removal squad. [00:12:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Hey, Big of. Oh, God, Yeah, girl. And, like, I mean. [00:12:27] Speaker B: Oh. [00:12:27] Speaker C: Immediately, MGF is like his pants. Yeah. [00:12:30] Speaker B: They did this. They did this very well. And it's. They've been building to this. Like, this. Brody's been orbiting for a while. And it's definitely. I think. [00:12:38] Speaker A: And it's. It was pretty cool because, like, Brody just, like, he just gets in the ring and gets right in Max's face. [00:12:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:47] Speaker A: He is still holding the mic. [00:12:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:49] Speaker A: And he looks at Brody and he hands the mic to Max. He's like, good luck, brother. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Yeah. He just dips. [00:12:58] Speaker C: Smartest not sticking around for this. [00:13:03] Speaker A: So I guess they're playing up a bit of an injury angle for Bandito since Max attacked him after the match on Maximum Carnage. So that's basically why Brody's here. And after what he did last week, he wants to put his fist through MJF's head and just rip out his spine. But he can't do that. [00:13:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Mortal Kombat. Terrible Mortal Kombat song impression. [00:13:35] Speaker A: He. He won't do it because Max is a. That seems like a reason to do it. But he does lay out that he won't actually just straight up murder Max because then he can't challenge for the title because he will probably be in jail. [00:13:49] Speaker B: The title would be forfeited, though. He could maybe get work release. [00:13:53] Speaker A: I mean. Yeah, but if you're in jail, you can't join whatever tournament they have for it. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Work release. [00:14:01] Speaker A: And basically, Brody wants a title match. And so Max, like, backs up into the corner. Everybody to shut up. I'm gonna. [00:14:10] Speaker B: I'm gonna talk over here. And he, like, takes three steps away from Brody. It's like, that was a cute little move. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah. And he thinks about it for a second and says, no. And it's not because he's afraid of Brody, Even though, like, you know, he says from halfway on the other side of the ring, yeah. [00:14:30] Speaker C: This isn't piss. I'm sweaty. I'm not standing in a pile piss. You're standing in a pile piss. [00:14:38] Speaker B: It's a hot shoot. I'm a crotch. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Our sweat just smells like Asparagus. Okay. [00:14:53] Speaker C: A tropical storm located entirely on your crotch. No, no. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Why would you say that? Shut the up. [00:15:08] Speaker B: I was doing the Skinner Steve Hams. [00:15:11] Speaker C: I was also doing Steve Ham. Thank you, Jeff. [00:15:14] Speaker A: I don't. You know, not steamed hams. This is piss. [00:15:19] Speaker C: Everything can be steamed hams. That's the joy of steamed hams. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Fist probably steamed his hands a little bit. That stuff's warm. [00:15:27] Speaker C: Yeah, Steamed piss. Anyways. [00:15:29] Speaker A: Piss. [00:15:31] Speaker B: Piss. All right. [00:15:34] Speaker A: Max claims that Brody is all bark and no bite. And he's also got no ground challenge. Maxon. He hasn't beaten any top level talent. And one more thing. If you ever interrupt the champ again, there will be a problem. And then Brody barks at him and Max pisses again. [00:15:56] Speaker B: He says, I'm really busy. I gotta go and like, run. [00:15:59] Speaker A: I have to go. [00:16:00] Speaker C: Continue not pissing as he just leaves a trail of piss. Yeah, it was amazing stuff. [00:16:07] Speaker B: I thought it was a good segment. I thought that was very. [00:16:10] Speaker A: If you're. If you're gonna open the show because Max is right. [00:16:13] Speaker B: Like, Brody hasn't beaten anybody of n like worth for a month or so. And like, I do kind. They do this with Max a lot when he gets the belt where they'll have somebody want to challenge him and Max makes them go through a bunch of people first. And I do. [00:16:29] Speaker A: It works. [00:16:30] Speaker B: It makes the actual match with Max feel like an event and it gives that like, face a chance to show out and like splash people. And Brody's gonna be perfect for that. [00:16:38] Speaker C: I'm kind of happy that they're not doing that though. Instead they just like been feeding him jobbers because, like, you should be like, that's the thing. [00:16:49] Speaker B: They'll probably have him face like some real people. Like, he'll probably have to beat like Shelton Benjamin level people a couple times and then he'll get the shot. They maybe revolution. No, it'll be fun. Yeah. It'll be good TV for a few weeks. Brody versus Beast Mordos. Brody versus, like, all kinds of little people. You could just have like fun, 15, 20 minute bangers with each week. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:13] Speaker C: Hey, no, I just, I. I do think that it's important that we continue feeding the drivers to Brody, though. It's. [00:17:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I love a good spot. [00:17:22] Speaker C: It's part of a. A healthy ecosystem. Just. [00:17:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:27] Speaker A: And his squat, the way he squashed John Cruz last week was just incredible. [00:17:33] Speaker B: Without even taking his coat. That was a highlight. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:35] Speaker B: He doesn't even take his coat off. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Take his dad. I remembered. Yeah. I didn't even take his Coat off. [00:17:42] Speaker A: Cruise throws his shoes at him. [00:17:50] Speaker B: For John Cruz. [00:17:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:52] Speaker B: I will say it every week. Keep this man employed. [00:17:56] Speaker C: God. Yeah. Let's go. [00:18:00] Speaker A: So. Yeah, good, good. Very good opening segment. If that's how you're gonna have an opening promo, that's how you do it. It was for. For Max segments. Short and sweet. [00:18:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Nothing edge. Lordy. [00:18:14] Speaker A: Nothing edge. Lordy. They get a little recap of Joe and Hangman stuff from last week. And then Hangman and Jet Speed winning the trio's titles from the ops. And then Swerve and Joe are still kind of orbiting Max, angling for a title shot. [00:18:32] Speaker B: We should say to Will Powerhouse. Will Hobbs is no longer with the company. Him losing the trio's belts was his last match and he is Fed bound from everything that is seen. [00:18:43] Speaker A: Well, yeah, he's retired. [00:18:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:47] Speaker C: So he's retiring from wrestling. Yeah. So I'm not gonna watch Sports Entertainer. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna watch it. [00:18:53] Speaker B: Some people it works out for May. [00:18:58] Speaker A: I wish go to the Fed. I wish all. [00:19:03] Speaker C: I don't watch Cody doesn't count. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't mean. I didn't mean people coming from aew, just like people in general sign with a. With wwe and some of them succeed just by nature, eventually. [00:19:17] Speaker A: I. I say what I always say. I wish all of them the best of luck. I will not watch second of what you do. No, exactly. In the sex trafficking company. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Yeah. Happy. Yeah, no, we're good. Yeah. I don't care. Like, what the. Like, that's the thing. [00:19:40] Speaker B: We'll see him in three years when he doesn't. His push falls apart there and Tony and him are still on good terms, so they'll bring him back and he'll get some kind of. And two or three years after it working, him never getting above like an Intercontinental title and maybe like a money in the bank win. [00:19:56] Speaker C: He just. Man, he's just always wanted to be an nxt. [00:20:00] Speaker A: He's gonna be an NXT. [00:20:05] Speaker B: For as far back as I can remember. I always wanted to be in nxt. [00:20:09] Speaker A: Though they'll call him something like, I. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Don'T know, Royce Keys is a name that they have copyrighted. [00:20:18] Speaker A: Royce Keys priced on sale. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Yeah, the reaction's not been good. [00:20:25] Speaker A: What. What is he in? Aw, he's powerhouse. What is he in? No, it. Yeah, no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. Yeah, you know, I'm not a fan of Royce Peas. I am a fan of Powerhouse Hobbes. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Let's get back to our show. [00:20:40] Speaker A: Yes. The thing that's actually. I enjoy watching. [00:20:42] Speaker B: So. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Renee. Yeah. Not Renee Young. Renee Paquette. Sorry. [00:20:46] Speaker C: Oh, my God. You did it. Gotta stop bed naming people. [00:20:52] Speaker B: Jesus. Stand up for wwe. [00:20:54] Speaker A: She's with the. The new Trios Champions. And they're trying to determine a team name. Kevin Knight comes up with Jet Set Rodeo, which actually rules. [00:21:04] Speaker B: That is a great name. [00:21:06] Speaker A: That's really good. [00:21:07] Speaker C: I think it came from Blue sky. Pretty sure. [00:21:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:10] Speaker B: They hang. Speedball was asking for names on, like, social media and. Yeah, I'm sure that's one of the. Probably got picked that way. [00:21:19] Speaker C: Jet Set Rodeo. Pretty hard. Yeah. [00:21:23] Speaker A: Speedball suggests horse cock. [00:21:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I thought there was gonna be like, a pun or something. No, he just straight up just like. Yeah, horse cock. [00:21:34] Speaker A: It's just horse. Like, they. They sort of cut him off, but, like, he got most of horse. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Hangman says that he's done. He's done the. The penis joke. Name teams and it doesn't work out. [00:21:48] Speaker B: Somebody explaining that it's because Hangman's old titan, Tron was the horse silhouette. And Chuck Taylor made a post about it not having a dick. And then they, like, put a dick on it. And Chuck Taylor made another post that was like, yeah, I saw your horse. It's amazing. I hope you win. [00:22:08] Speaker C: I miss you, Chucky T. I love Chuck Taylor. [00:22:12] Speaker B: Possibly the funniest wrestler who's ever lived. [00:22:14] Speaker C: He's one of the best posters to do it. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:17] Speaker C: Excuse me. [00:22:18] Speaker B: He's a personal favorite. He's, like, way up there for me. [00:22:22] Speaker A: A true son of Kentucky. So let's see. They kind of go over that. Paige is going to wrestle Shibata again on Collision. [00:22:31] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Which is cool. And Jet Speed each have a singles match tonight. Speedball is wrestling. Joe and Kevin Knight has swerve in the main events. [00:22:42] Speaker B: Apparently they had to cancel. They had to cancel Collision this week because it was going to be part of the residency in Texas and everything is getting hit by so much ice that they just, like, called the whole show off. And they just threw a collision together at the end of this dynamite taping that they're putting up. [00:23:03] Speaker A: Oh, so it happened already. Yeah, they. [00:23:05] Speaker B: This was all recorded at. [00:23:06] Speaker A: That. [00:23:07] Speaker B: They can't. They are. They canceled Collision, like, in preparation for the ice storms and that are coming. So they just kind of like, threw a card together with whoever was there, which is why Billy Gunn is on it. [00:23:20] Speaker C: Let's go. I'm gonna do it. I like me some daddy ass. Yeah. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Interesting. Kind of interesting moment, because Jets Paige gives Jets Jet. He Gives Mike Bailey some advice on how to wrestle Joe since he's done it so much. And then when Kevin Knight says, do you have any advice for wrestling Swerve, Paige just like, well, good luck. [00:23:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. [00:23:55] Speaker C: Because you're gonna get your ass kicked. [00:23:59] Speaker A: It's. It's like you can. You can look at it two different ways. You can. You can look at it and in the. In the. You know, like, you know, there's. There's nothing you can really do to prepare for Swerve, because he's that good. And then yowie brain. He's not going to betray his boyfriend. [00:24:15] Speaker C: Yeah, true. I think it's more the good luck. [00:24:19] Speaker B: Like, you're. [00:24:20] Speaker C: You're. Yeah, you're gonna. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Dude. Yeah, Like, Hangman and Kevin Knight are co workers, but him and Swerve are law boyfriends. Yeah. A priority takes place. Like, I'm sure he likes Kevin Knight, but he's more like your buddy at the office. [00:24:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, they're. They're. I mean, they're part of horse. [00:24:42] Speaker C: So platonic best friends. [00:24:45] Speaker A: Yeah, Platonic horse. And, hey, we actually get a match coming up. Hooray. It's Samoa Joe versus Speedball. [00:24:53] Speaker B: Mike Bailey, I think Excalibur also says that comes up with the name Air Horse 1, which is also very good. [00:25:00] Speaker A: I've. I saw that on social media, too. [00:25:03] Speaker B: Maybe that was picked up from. But yeah, you know, that was a very funny one, too. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Air Horse. What is good? [00:25:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:10] Speaker A: Jet Set Rodeo is so good, though. [00:25:15] Speaker C: Knocked it out. [00:25:16] Speaker A: I think they're joking about them having a team name because they're not going to be champs for very long. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Yeah, they're probably just always going to be. They're just gonna be Jet Speed and Hangman. Yeah, no, that's true, too. [00:25:27] Speaker A: But they should be. They. They should just be a permanent team and be called Jet Set Rodeo. That's a fun little side of horse. All right. Yes. So Joe versus Speedball. Taz is tazzing on commentary, and then Tony just like, chimes in with. I'm so happy you're back, Taz. [00:25:46] Speaker B: Tony speaking for all of us. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Bell rings. Joe immediately just, like, slides out of the rings. Just like, I. I ain't doing it with this guy. [00:25:55] Speaker B: This chump, big heel stuff. [00:25:58] Speaker A: And it's like. It's like very arrogant, legit Joe. And then he does get a hold of him. He beats. He's beating him down a little bit, but Bailey is able to fight back with kicks. And then Joe, you know, just like, nope, nope, not Doing that, bringing it back. [00:26:16] Speaker B: I did have a. A Taz of the night already in this or a possible contenders. Taz goes more like speed bag Mike Bailey. And he goes. That's a boxing reference for those of you who don't know. [00:26:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:31] Speaker B: Who doesn't know that? [00:26:33] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know if I got a Taz of the night because, like, I. I was just overwhelmed with how, like he was just so heal. Like. Like he was by. [00:26:43] Speaker B: He was. [00:26:43] Speaker A: He. [00:26:44] Speaker C: Like he was heenaning like he was full. He was going full. Bobby. [00:26:48] Speaker B: It's been like too much of a love fest with Excalibur, Danielson and Tony. We need it up a little bit. [00:26:56] Speaker C: Stop hugging. And you feel like, you know. [00:27:02] Speaker B: Was. [00:27:02] Speaker C: This Gil Workers, your hippie? Get out of here. You go bad, you know, like just talking bad at him like. [00:27:11] Speaker B: Or like Gilmore Jones over here. [00:27:13] Speaker C: Yeah, Gilmore Jones. Jesus. [00:27:21] Speaker A: So I got it. I got it. Yeah, Bucks Joe. Basically the. The early part of the match is like Joe hitting some offense, Speedball being like, oh, no, wait, I can kick you to death. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:40] Speaker A: And speedball actually gets control. And they hit a big Acai moonsault on Joe on the floor, which brings out Shibata and hook the remaining members of the Ops. [00:27:51] Speaker B: And Joe hits speedball with the loudest chop I've ever heard in my life. [00:27:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that. [00:27:59] Speaker B: That was. [00:27:59] Speaker A: Yeah, that was very early on. Like, he pulls speedball out and just chops him as hard as possible. [00:28:06] Speaker B: It was gross. [00:28:10] Speaker A: Yeah. And so they. They basically work a. A face by himself versus the. The evil heel and his friends as like, pretty much whatever. [00:28:23] Speaker B: That's a torture match. [00:28:24] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a torture match. Whatever. Whenever, whatever. The ref's back is turned. The Ops are all over Mike Bailey. [00:28:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I did actually think that watching this, I was like, this feels like a house of torture match. Like every two minutes, one of them is just like grabbing the ref and pulling him away while somebody else interferes. I was like, all right, we're getting into interference down here. [00:28:47] Speaker A: Yep. I could not tell what the crowd was chanting here. It sounded like they were chanting for. [00:28:52] Speaker B: I think they were chanting. [00:28:54] Speaker C: I think they're chanting horse. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they were chanting horse. [00:28:59] Speaker A: It sounded like they were saying both guys because they like Joe, but they. They chanting horse. [00:29:05] Speaker C: No, no, I'm pretty sure they're chanting horse. [00:29:08] Speaker B: They chanted. Apparently they. They chanted horse related stuff through the rest of the night is what I saw, people. [00:29:14] Speaker A: Positive. Yeah. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Somebody. [00:29:16] Speaker A: Yes. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Some intern was on the crowd might. [00:29:19] Speaker A: Be like, I. I Heard horse cock chants for sure during the main event. Yeah. [00:29:25] Speaker B: Whose house horse? [00:29:32] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:29:33] Speaker B: Pro wrestling fans. They're the funniest people in the world. [00:29:37] Speaker C: Let's go. No. [00:29:40] Speaker A: Speedy's able to make their comeback with a big missile drop kick, series of kicks, but they miss a Shooting Stars shooting Star standing shooting star press. And then Joe misses a senton, and Bailey gets, like, a big regular shooting star press from the top rope. They're fighting on the apron. Speedball gets a leg sweep and then tries his knee moonsault thing on the apron, which never hits, so that he can just. He always looks shatter his knees. [00:30:11] Speaker B: I know he's got the pads on. I'm sure that helps. But, like, there's no way that isn't miserable. [00:30:16] Speaker A: It looks. [00:30:17] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that one looked really. That one looked really painful. Like, I will say, though, it does. It did that. It looked like if he would have hit Joe's chest, he would have killed him. [00:30:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:29] Speaker C: Which, you know, I guess that's good wrestling. I can't be mad. [00:30:35] Speaker B: I love the spot, but it's just like, buddy, good luck with those. [00:30:39] Speaker A: Good luck with those hurt. And when it's raining. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Yeah. I used to be an adventure. [00:30:44] Speaker A: It makes my knees feel like it's raining. [00:30:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I took into, you know, too many arrows to the knee. [00:30:51] Speaker A: So after. After that knee, Knee miss spot, this is where we get, like, the House of Torture thing, because Shibata just grabs Speedball and just starts suplexing them around the outside. [00:31:03] Speaker B: Really cool, though. He did, like, the suplex on the apron and then rolled to the floor. And then a suplex on the floor. [00:31:10] Speaker A: The floor. [00:31:11] Speaker B: It just was so smooth. I was like, I don't mind the shenanigans when they look that cool. [00:31:16] Speaker A: All right, so Joe, being the consummate veteran that he is, decides that my opponent has decided to blow up their knees. So I'm gonna just target them. So he spends the last bit of the match trying to do heel hooks and stuff like that. Speedball's leg is. But he's. He's got a. He. He's got the Crane kick in his back pocket. He levels Joe with it. Hits a knee salt Buzzsaw kick, two count. It was pretty close. [00:31:47] Speaker B: I think this is the first time Speedball's done the Crane kick in aew because he. It was like, that was an indie spot. He would work quite a bit. [00:31:56] Speaker A: If you remember that triple threat against Ricochet and Kenny Omega. [00:32:00] Speaker B: He did. Oh, yep. That's right. Yeah. That was a good match. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Speedball gets the that time adventure kick. And then they want the Ultima Weapon. More distractions and interference after he misses Tyler. Tyler gets another chance to do the ultimate weapon Ultima Weapon. More distractions. And Joe actually gets the muscle buster. And, well, that's all she wrote. And Joe and the OP celebrate. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Joe spiked speedball with that muscle buster too. Like, it was just quick and dirty. [00:32:37] Speaker A: I feel like speedball tells people just like be as snug as possible. [00:32:42] Speaker B: Yeah, me up. I like this match a lot, though. They're two of my favorite wrestlers and it was a very nice, like, clash of styles match. That Joe working the leg was fantastic. Like it's. And it made speed like speedball. They went over in defeat. Like speedball lost, but only because it took. They had three people cheating consistently to beat them. And even then it was close. [00:33:10] Speaker A: Exactly. They get a quick shot of MJF watching tv as only wrestlers can watch TV at an angle, side angle. And he's looking concerned because one of his challengers just got a big singles win and he's trying to make them all, you know, earn a title shot. [00:33:30] Speaker B: I do like that there's a deep field of challengers for the world title right now too. There's like, yes. Joe and Swerve and Hangman and like, Brody's there somebody else who I. Yeah, Brody coming up. Yeah. Like, there's a lot of angles that can go with this title reign. [00:33:48] Speaker A: Yep. Okay. Oh, this match. Holy. [00:33:51] Speaker B: This match. [00:33:53] Speaker A: This match so hard. Trio Street Fight Death Riders. Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuda and Daniel The Don Callis family members. This is a wild lineup. Lance Archer and Rocky Boy Murder Hawk. The Murder Hawk makes tv as does Rocky. [00:34:15] Speaker B: I'm Willy Yuta and I'm an accepted baby face now. It only took a week and everyone loves me. [00:34:21] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know if he's accepted baby. No, I don't know if he's an. [00:34:24] Speaker B: Accepted baby here, but where is this? [00:34:29] Speaker A: People just hate Don Callis more than they hate Wheeler Yuta. [00:34:36] Speaker B: The success of the Death Riders like face turn, like it genuinely I like Yuta and Garcia were both getting pretty. [00:34:42] Speaker C: Solid, which is pretty nuts from where. [00:34:46] Speaker B: They were just out like two weeks ago. It was. It is like they are up against the heel faction and I think the Death Raptors that's doing more like a. A face leaning tweener thing where like if they're up against the faces, they'll probably get some booze and stuff. But this, it was a testament. [00:35:03] Speaker C: I think if pro wrestling teaches us anything, it's that human beings are pickle. Pickle. Like, like, it's just. That's just it. Like, we look at the shinies. [00:35:16] Speaker A: Oh, look, shinies. Look. [00:35:17] Speaker B: I always loved Wheeler. You don't. I mean, obviously. Yeah. [00:35:23] Speaker A: Becoming a little is really what made him endear himself to a lot of the audience. [00:35:28] Speaker B: I think him and Garcia, I both adore, but he. [00:35:31] Speaker C: He's going from you little to high yellow. You know, he's still a little. [00:35:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I really want to see what's gonna happen when Danielson gets on commentary next. Like, yeah, how Danielson's gonna react to f. He's like, yeah, he me over. But I guess he's all right now. [00:35:49] Speaker A: I guess he's all right now. [00:35:53] Speaker C: The man tried to kill you in a bag. [00:35:56] Speaker B: I want to throw out during this match to keep in mind, lance Archer is 48 years old. [00:36:00] Speaker C: Jesus God. [00:36:02] Speaker B: Yeah. This man is almost 50 and he is still killing. [00:36:07] Speaker C: That's terrifying. He is in such good shape. Oh, my God. I. I don't. I. Oh, no. Why is he. Why did. All right. I. All right. Writing down things to talk to my therapist. [00:36:21] Speaker B: Why. [00:36:22] Speaker C: Why was finding out that lance Archer is 48 the thing that made him attractive to me? Right. [00:36:29] Speaker B: Don't understand the daddy Hawk monster we got. We. [00:36:34] Speaker C: We're gonna have to talk about it. [00:36:36] Speaker B: Or like, murder hunk monster. [00:36:38] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. [00:36:39] Speaker A: God damn it, Jeff. [00:36:43] Speaker C: Yeah, you really are. But. [00:36:45] Speaker B: Oh, my God, I just love Lance. I mean, I like Lance Archer because he looks like a genie henchman and he consistently has put on a 7.5 out of 10 or above match for the last 20 years every time he's in the ring, like, basically. [00:36:59] Speaker C: And. And I also love how he consistently finds that one guy in the back and throws him through panels into the ceiling. [00:37:09] Speaker B: Like in New Japan. He just come out and he'd just beat up young, young boys during his entrance like that. They'd just be out there, just be like, all right. [00:37:16] Speaker A: Yeah. All that stuff. [00:37:20] Speaker B: Making kids cry, bro. [00:37:21] Speaker C: I'm sorry. But just like laughing, like, cackling into the. The camera and saying, yeah, everybody dies. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's hard. [00:37:32] Speaker A: That's so good. [00:37:33] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:37:37] Speaker A: It's a very nihilistic character. [00:37:39] Speaker B: Rocky Romero is also good, actually, you know, I would. [00:37:42] Speaker A: I want to shout out the fact that, like the last month or so, Rocky Romero's been wearing that, like, cowboy button down shirt with the, like the pinstripe, but, like, it turns into Callis's face on his back. I don't know why, like, I saw that last week and it hit me. It's like. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It rules. Good job, Rock. [00:38:09] Speaker B: It's really great. Yeah. [00:38:11] Speaker A: Anyway, there's a match to talk about. [00:38:14] Speaker B: Hell of a match. [00:38:15] Speaker A: They start right away and it's just chaos. Everybody's fighting somebody else. Daniel Garcia's trying to break Heiro's leg and Mox and Archer brawl through the crowd. It's not going well for box. It usually doesn't go well for anybody against Archer like that. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Can I throw out another Taz of the night I had during the start of this? [00:38:36] Speaker C: Please go ahead. Yeah. [00:38:38] Speaker B: Don Callis says he is glad that Taz is back on commentary because he finally has somebody out there who has also been in the ring. And T says multiple time world champion. But I digress. Thank you for throwing that. Then Tony tries to go like Excalibur's. [00:38:54] Speaker A: Been in the ring and they just no sell it. [00:38:57] Speaker B: Yeah, they never. [00:39:01] Speaker A: I mean, I mean, you know what? That's fair considering like the matches I remember Excalibur most for were him being like completely killed by like. [00:39:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Super Dragon, him just being injured, Kevin Steen breaking his leg. Like that's the only things he did was get hurt. He jumped careers wisely. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Anyway, Wheeler, you to attract Wheelie, You. [00:39:25] Speaker B: Excuse me. [00:39:26] Speaker A: Tries taking it to Lance Archer. He gets a drop kick. He gets a drop kick. He gets a baby face suicida on Archer before Archer just catches him and just like. No, sit down, young man. [00:39:39] Speaker B: And you just do it. He's working face style. Like he's doing big spot. Like he's going for pops and trucks. [00:39:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And then unfortunately, Lance Archer just says that's adorable, and choke slams him through the Timekeeper's table. And that. [00:39:55] Speaker C: When I said everybody, I meant everybody. [00:39:59] Speaker A: Everybody. [00:40:00] Speaker B: Everybody slammed him through that table crazy style. It disintegrated under boiler. [00:40:11] Speaker C: Just clean. Like really just all like follow through, you know, like really drove them. [00:40:19] Speaker B: I. I know I'm. I'm like glossing up Lance Archer a lot of this, but I genuinely do think he has one of the best choke slams in the business. Like he puts stank on them. [00:40:31] Speaker C: Apparently I would. Apparently I would gloss up. [00:40:40] Speaker B: That's what the kids say. [00:40:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. No, I. I will glaze Lance Archer whenever he wants me to. That's fine. I will. I will cut his hair. You won't realize, but other than that. [00:40:54] Speaker B: It'S the source of his power. You cut it down, he shrinks the. [00:40:57] Speaker C: Size of urkel with Samson. That guy. [00:41:01] Speaker A: I. I enjoy Taz saying call the meat wagon for you to after this moment. Because meat wagon is such like an old school term. [00:41:12] Speaker B: The car that comes and picks up dead people from the street. Yep. [00:41:19] Speaker A: It's not even an ambulance, just a meat wagon. Because he's lab of beef. [00:41:22] Speaker B: Meat wagons could be what they call powerhouse Hobbs in wwe. Vince was still in charge. [00:41:28] Speaker A: No, no. [00:41:31] Speaker B: You'Re the beat wagon. Dressing like an ambulance. After the match, you carry people to. [00:41:42] Speaker A: The back and yeah, you'll. We'll put a Sharon on your head. [00:41:46] Speaker C: I'm sorry. You can't say the words Vince McMahon and meat in the same sentence and not have my brain just go, he's out. He's out. [00:41:54] Speaker B: He's out. He's. He's. [00:41:55] Speaker C: He's in the head. I was raised on him. [00:42:01] Speaker B: It's gross. [00:42:03] Speaker C: Again. That shows dad who killed it. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not. Can we someone drive? Drive, drive. [00:42:10] Speaker A: I'm driving. [00:42:11] Speaker C: Pedal away. Leaving him on the side. I'm trying. [00:42:14] Speaker A: Stop talking about driving. I'm trying to drive. You bastard. Marina does a little foreshadowing as she stares down Archer. And then, like, Garcia is getting killed and. And Don Callis family, they isolate John Moxley in the ring. And Callus is on commentary is like, I hate John Moxley because he's smug and he has a moral code. [00:42:51] Speaker C: No money in this. [00:42:53] Speaker A: And then Lance Archer comes over. I just. I don't. I didn't hear what he said to. To Don, but he's like shouting something at dog. I was like, yeah, that's right. I'm scared of him. How do you control him? I don't. [00:43:13] Speaker C: I got him in a trade and I just kind of let it happen. [00:43:18] Speaker B: It's true. Yeah. He came with Brian Cage and now I can't get rid of him. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Right. [00:43:24] Speaker B: I just wanted the swolverine. [00:43:27] Speaker A: They do. They do a spot with Garcia where they, you know, they put the trash can on his head and Hatchy Sarah and Rocky drop kick it. That's cool. And then, you know, Mox is like in between all three of them, and he's like, all right, come on, I'm gonna fight you all. And he. He tries to fight back and just gets killed. [00:43:44] Speaker B: Yeah. They occasionally come back to Wheeler Yuta, who's just dead outside. [00:43:48] Speaker A: Like, yeah, he's. He's. Unfortunately, a corpse box won't quit. He's. He's got the baby face going on now, so he. He won't quit. Fighting Spirit they set up a. Archer sets up a table in the corner, and he, like, all right. So then Marie gets in his face, and, like, there's not really, like, any really, hesitation or teasing. Archer just grabs her by the throat. He's gonna choke. Slammer. It's like, oh, you're gonna die. Everybody. Everybody dies. [00:44:20] Speaker B: Sometimes they'll do that with, like, Marino, where she'll face off with a male town, and they kind of, like, think about it and, like, hesitate for it. And Archer's like, no, I'm going to murder you. [00:44:29] Speaker A: Archie's just like, no, I mean, everybody. Marina isn't everybody. And she's able to actually just turn that into a triangle joke, which is pretty great. [00:44:42] Speaker C: Yeah, that's really cool. [00:44:45] Speaker A: And she slips out, and she basically picks the. The ankle long enough for Mox to hit a cutter on Archer. So that was a really cool spot. [00:44:54] Speaker C: It was so awesome. That was a great spot. [00:44:56] Speaker B: Yeah. This whole match was very, well, like, choreographed. Like, there's a lot of moving parts, but they did a good job of, like, keeping it flowing from spot to spot and, like, having everybody work in synchronicity. [00:45:10] Speaker A: Uhhuh. [00:45:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:12] Speaker A: All right, so the. The riders are getting their momentum back until, once again, Lance Archer. M. It's. It's impossible not to glaze him in this match because he was all over it. Like, he was the Glaz. [00:45:24] Speaker C: Glazy. Glaze. Glaze. Glaz. [00:45:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, hero was barely in this. I love Heiro when he was. [00:45:30] Speaker A: I ain't doing that. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Murder honks here. [00:45:36] Speaker A: Table bumps Glass. Yeah. Archer just catches Moxley and just. Just power slams him through the table in the corner. [00:45:48] Speaker B: The only thing I've ever seen is table bump like that. Like, he just straight. He doesn't throw over anything. He just runs him sideways through the table. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Daniel Garcia tries getting in Archer's face, and then Yuta is. Is resurrected through the power of George C. Scott gets a boost. Saikuni. [00:46:06] Speaker B: I'm wheel. Yuta and I'm back. [00:46:08] Speaker A: But it doesn't work out. They get caught by Hachisero and Romero, and they're like. They're just getting tossed around. And then Mox comes in with, like, double DT and. All right, then we get the barbed wire board. Glass and thumbtacks on it for some reason. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Skull and crossbones on it, too. [00:46:35] Speaker C: Something trace of death. [00:46:39] Speaker B: Mox chose a decorative board. [00:46:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Yeah. I would kill for some trace, Les. [00:46:45] Speaker A: That's. [00:46:45] Speaker C: Yeah. Of death. Yeah. [00:46:49] Speaker A: Glass Don demands to know why we're allowing Moxley to bring a barbed wire board into this match. And Tony Shifani says, it's a street fight, you egghead. [00:46:59] Speaker B: That was good. Yeah. Because throughout the match, Don is like, how. Why are they cheating? And you hear Tony keep getting more and more exasperated. Be like, it's a street fight. They can do anything. Egghead, too is a great insult. [00:47:14] Speaker A: Egghead. Yes. Mox gets choke slammed into the board. Because you cannot introduce something like that without being injured by it. But the count's broken up and there's. There's a lot of blood on his back. Oh, God. What else happens? Oh, all right. So Archer's still just like, all over the place, and he's. He's going to go murder Utah Yuta off the ramp and. And then the rest of the Death Riders show up. So Pac has his crutch. He smacks Archer a few times, and then he just, like, holds it out. And then from the back, Claudio comes running through, grabs the crutch, leaps up and just brings it down and like a, like, just crushes Archer with it. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Thor's hammer him with it. [00:47:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And throws him into the spark box. Gimmick. [00:48:05] Speaker B: It just like, throws them at a table that explodes. [00:48:08] Speaker A: Yep. Marina burrito low blows. Hechisero Garcia's got the dragon tamer on Rocky in the ring. Mox curb stomps Rocky. Garcia wrenches back on it and he taps. [00:48:21] Speaker B: I love just the dragon Tabor double stomp combination. That is a sick finish. [00:48:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it was just chaotic. It was awesome. [00:48:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I feel like very much liked this. [00:48:35] Speaker A: This ruled. I. I love this. The. So then the. The post match just flows right into it because, like, Mox basically drive by a curve, stops Rocky goes out of the ring and he's like, right by. He's like, right next to Don on comments. Right in his face. He's just right in his face and it's like, hey, hey, tell your boy he knows where to find me. I don't know which boy he means here. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. [00:49:06] Speaker C: I was gonna say Don Callis famously has lots of boys that's like this thing. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't get who. Who Mox has, like, been feuding with, like, directly in the faction. Like, if there's something I forgot from. [00:49:18] Speaker A: Last week or something, I might have been something in collision. I don't know. It's either. Yeah, he's got either. He's got to be talking about either. Okada, Takeshita, Fletcher. [00:49:31] Speaker B: He just faced the Kesha and Fletcher or Okada and Fletcher. [00:49:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:35] Speaker B: So, I don't know. I mean, maybe. Yeah, it's something maybe we're not meant to know yet. [00:49:40] Speaker A: I imagine Okada wants his belt back, but. Yeah, I don't think we've heard from Okada since World's End. [00:49:49] Speaker B: Not since. Yeah, not since retiring Tanahashi, anyway. [00:49:53] Speaker A: Face Death Base. Death Riders rule. [00:49:57] Speaker B: Yeah, it's great. And it's funny, like, this match, the Death Riders did all of the interference. Like, the Don Callis family did not really cheat at all, but, like, the Death Riders had, like, Marina in there, and Pac and Claudio all interfered, and they still got, like, the face reaction out of it. They. [00:50:17] Speaker A: They did all of the Death Rider stuff that everybody hated before, but now we love it because it's against the Don Callis family. [00:50:25] Speaker B: Yeah. And just to, like, lastly, they did. They even made taking Archer out, like, to be a big thing. It took three people to take him out. And weapons and an exploding table. [00:50:37] Speaker A: An exploding table. [00:50:40] Speaker B: Tony Khan watched Archers like, World Tag League with Alex Zayn was just like, oh, he is great. I guess I gotta give him some shine. Oh, yeah, yeah, they did great in World Tag. Like. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Yeah, we got a Triangle of Madness promo. Or it's mostly a Tecla promo again. [00:50:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Which I'm fine with. Is much better than the other. [00:51:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:03] Speaker B: I just know Tech was amazing in this. Honestly. Like. [00:51:07] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, no, she. She has one of my favorite lines. But, like, she. She's basically just like, all right, stat, you'll get everybody who asks for a title shot a title shot. But then you ask me what I want. Of course she wants a title shot. She doesn't buy the Alien bs and she's gonna give Stat a week, and then next Wednesday, she's gonna face her for the title. Julia pipes up and says she wants a piece of Willow. She wants the TBS title back. [00:51:31] Speaker B: And, like, I'm gonna say I think Tecla should win. I think give her the belt. I love Stat. She's had the. It's not been the most, like, outstanding run or anything. It's been good matches, but it really hasn't been, like, anything exceptional. And I think Tecla could be really, really amazing with that belt. She has been on fire. [00:51:53] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:51:54] Speaker A: I would not be mad about a Tekla title run. I want STAT to have it longer, though. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Yeah, I. Yeah, no, I agree. But I. I'd be cool with it if it happened. [00:52:05] Speaker C: I just think that. I just think that. That Tecla should. Death by snooze. New me is what I think. Just kill Kill me. Kill me, but in a gay way. Just murder me. Gay. Murder me. There we go. Yeah, that's it. Anyways. What? [00:52:27] Speaker B: No, like, I just, I know I say it every week, but she's, she is incorrect. She has like aura. [00:52:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:32] Speaker B: For days I could watch her just talk. [00:52:37] Speaker A: She's one of my favorite signings from last year. Yeah. Like I said, she has like the, the line of the night. She's like, so you like the taste of toxic? We'll drown in it. [00:52:48] Speaker B: Yeah. That was sick. [00:52:50] Speaker A: That was sick. [00:52:51] Speaker C: I, I, the things I want to say right now, but I'm not going to, not going to just. If she dies, she dies. [00:53:03] Speaker B: But Julia should not be Willow. I'll say that. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Julia should not be Willow. No. Hey, there's a tag title, not tag title match. It's a tag team match. And with the two newest signings of aew, they both received contracts at a weekend indie event from mjf. Alec Price and Jordan Oliver versus ftr. A little bit of a tune up match for ftr. [00:53:28] Speaker B: I love Alec Price and Jordan Oliver. Like, I honestly, I think I pro. Jordan Oliver's probably the wrestler I've seen the most times in my life. Like, he has been. I've gone to a bunch of GCW shows and he has been on every single one. And they're just fantastic young workers. Like, they're really good in the ring and they poop. [00:53:48] Speaker C: They like, really. [00:53:48] Speaker B: They put a lot into wrestling. So it's been cool to see them get signed. [00:53:52] Speaker A: Let's. Oh, Stokely's at ringside. He's. He's in his wheelchair and he has a, he has crowdfunding for his recovery. Yes, he's doing, he's seeking mutual aid and we respect mutual aid. On this podcast, it was. What's the website called? W. It's help help bigstoke.com. and it's a real website and it. [00:54:17] Speaker B: It is, it's a working website and it is amazing. I think it says see if I can pull it off here how much he's made, how big stuff. [00:54:27] Speaker A: I don't think it, I don't think he has. [00:54:29] Speaker B: Right now he's at 1,000,026, 383.40 have been donated so far, according to the website. [00:54:36] Speaker C: Hey, hey, Stoke from Minneapolis. I'm just saying send us some of that. I could use a little bit of that. [00:54:43] Speaker B: Anyone sent him anything? [00:54:45] Speaker A: No, no, no. If apparently if you try and donate, it sends you to like, is like. [00:54:50] Speaker B: Yeah, something went wrong. Yeah, it's like, yeah, Just his T shirt. [00:54:54] Speaker A: And, yeah, they're not actually gonna take. [00:54:56] Speaker C: Money because we know they're listening. So instead they should. They should send it to that website. That's just a list of organizations in Minneapolis that could use your money right now. And then at the bottom of that, the GoFundMe to try to give me a car. [00:55:14] Speaker B: Just saying. [00:55:18] Speaker C: Like, less than 400 hours left. [00:55:20] Speaker B: Come on, let's go. [00:55:21] Speaker A: Anyways, Tony calls Stokely a carny and his shoes are too nice. His website's a fraud. I guess Tony Schiavone is a blue sky mod because he really isn't a big fan of Mutual Aid. [00:55:39] Speaker C: You, Tony. You. [00:55:42] Speaker A: You, Tony. Blue sky mod each. Yeah, Taz. Taz even says there will be no more overstatements now that he's at the desk. Like, we will keep things without hyperbole and serious care, Taz. I mean, there, like, there. There were some cool spots in this match, but there wasn't really. [00:55:59] Speaker B: It wasn't much of anything. [00:56:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it was. It was kind of introducing the new signees to the wider audience. Like, there are some really cool spots. Like, don't get me wrong, like, Alec Price hits that big dive and he kind. It. It kind of looks like he's not going to make it. [00:56:16] Speaker B: It's the old reckless youth dive from the guy. Like, charge. [00:56:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:21] Speaker A: Like, it looks like he's not going to clear the ropes, but then it's almost like he, he, he, like, shifts gravity and like, here I go. And tumbles down on ftr. But, like, it is very much a case of the veterans are kind of not expecting a fight and they get a little one. But they're such a good tag team that they're able to overcome all all the hope spots and all that other stuff. [00:56:47] Speaker B: And, like, the crowd really went from, like, not knowing Price and Oliver at the start to, like, they won them over over the course of the match. By the end, they were getting some, like, solid reactions and stuff. Yeah, give them some time. This is just them stirring up. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Yeah, their. Their teamwork looked good. Their moves were smooth. [00:57:06] Speaker B: They're big guys who would sell you shitty weed, but I love them today. [00:57:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that too. I'm. I'm fairly certain that when Nick Wayne comes back, he's joining them. [00:57:18] Speaker B: Oh, that'd be a fun. [00:57:19] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh, there. Let's go. [00:57:21] Speaker B: Oh, they're all so much taller than poor Kip Sabian. He's gonna be. [00:57:27] Speaker A: In the middle, the biggest spot and the closest that the. The new guys came to actually stealing it was ftr. We' looking for power and glory, but Price catches Dax with the Hurricane Rana. And then Oliver turns Wheeler into a crossbody roll up from the top. And like, that was. It was like, oh, maybe. No, they're definitely not gonna do it. Oliver gets stumped to the floor. Shatter Machine to Price. That's it. Good stuff. Not a bad debut. We'll see what comes next for them. But there was. It was very clearly a they. They showed the level between FTR and our. In the indie guys. [00:58:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Which. I mean, FDR are the champions. That they should be winning this match. Like, they're also going. They're going into a big title match. [00:58:21] Speaker A: Yep. Very good. Hey, promo. We got a response from the Cosmic Babes of Wrath. Tekla doesn't know what she's dealing with. Stats more killer than cosmic and she'll get sicker than she can imagine. And she'll pull Tekla down and the Toxic with her. So, like, I. I feel like there's like an actual gonna be like a vat of toxic in their blowoff match. [00:58:46] Speaker B: They're gonna do like, the. The match that Jericho and Orange Cassidy did with the hot tub full of, like, orange drink. [00:58:55] Speaker A: The Mimosa match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Mimosa match. Yeah. Well, they'll do like a Toxic match. And like, they'll. [00:59:02] Speaker B: It's like somebody Halloween. Like a superhero. [00:59:06] Speaker A: Yeah. It'll be green and nasty and then, like, whoever comes out, it would be like, horribly mutated afterwards and maybe become the Toxic Avenger. [00:59:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Stat does an Incredible Hulk gimmick. [00:59:17] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Let's go. [00:59:19] Speaker A: That Credible Hulk. [00:59:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:21] Speaker C: If we. [00:59:21] Speaker B: If AEW would just finally take the plunge and become Lucha Underground, this is what Woody would have. [00:59:27] Speaker A: This is what we're doing. [00:59:28] Speaker B: Come on, Tony. Do it. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Come on. The Incredible Hulk. Do it. Do it. No one's asking for it except us. [00:59:42] Speaker C: It worked for Terry boa. Let's go. [00:59:44] Speaker A: Come on. God. He. He was. Or he was Orange Hulk. Yes. [00:59:50] Speaker B: It's not hot, brother. [00:59:51] Speaker A: Willow accepts Julia's challenge for the TBS title, and she's looking forward to power bombing her. And Willow will also be there. And sky blue, if you get involved, she's gonna punch you in the face. That's it. Good job. She'll punch her in the face. They have Babes of Wrath and Chris Statlander. They have every title that you want. [01:00:16] Speaker B: It was. It did what it needed to. [01:00:18] Speaker A: I'm more excited for the matches than hearing them talk. [01:00:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm like. I'm saying, put it on to give it to Techwood. [01:00:24] Speaker A: Give it to it. Well, no. Is it because he's like, it's. No, no. Because I want to see the match. [01:00:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:31] Speaker A: I don't need to hear them talk. I just want to see the match anyway. Kenny Omega versus Josh Alexander. Apparently a decade in the making for this singles match. And it's just on. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Canadian dream match. [01:00:43] Speaker A: It's just on tv. [01:00:44] Speaker B: Josh Alexander's wanted to face Kenny in a singles match for a very long time, and it never, like, really worked out. Like, when Kenny was doing his TNA stuff, I think Alexander was out injured, and it just, like, never came across. [01:00:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I know that. They were definitely teasing it. And during that TNA partnership run. [01:01:03] Speaker B: Yeah. And you got the build of Josh hurting Kota. [01:01:07] Speaker A: Uhhuh. You never hurt a man's boyfriend. [01:01:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Pick out his hump. Don't do that. [01:01:13] Speaker A: Kenny gets jumped right away because, you know, heels. Josh pulls up the. The ringside, padding, like, immediately just like, oh, no. This is gonna have one. [01:01:25] Speaker B: Don get a few shots, too, like. [01:01:28] Speaker A: Yep. Because I. I was not. I. Like, there was a second I thought they were gonna just throw the match out because, yeah, they were gonna do, like, a big injury spot and, like, just do the match. We want to see the match. Come on. Just do the match. But now they. They got in the ring and they rang the bell. Kenny got a moonsault. He got a big crossbody. And then they talk about. They again. They talk about how this is 10 years in the making. Tony wants to know where the screwdriver is. And then Taz says, stab Tony in the leg with it. [01:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah, you got. That was kind of up. [01:02:00] Speaker A: That was really up. Yeah. [01:02:02] Speaker B: Even, like everyone else on commentary is like, God damn. [01:02:05] Speaker A: Calm down. Stop healing. [01:02:10] Speaker C: You're healing too hard. [01:02:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:12] Speaker A: Healing too close to the sun. Icarus Jones over there, they're still talking about diverticulators. So if you're playing that drinking game, you would have had liver poisoning by the end of this. [01:02:23] Speaker B: They took out his intestines. Okay. [01:02:29] Speaker A: I mean, this was a very good match, but, like, most of my notes are like, the dumb. Taz and Don are saying to each other. Says that Kenny was out for so long with diverticulitis because he's got no guts. [01:02:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Starts cackling and Excalibur calls them Statler and Waldorf. [01:02:59] Speaker B: I'll say, though, like, Kenny looks great in this match. I think this is probably the best he's looked since he came back. I mean, he's hitting all the big spots clean and everything. He doesn't. He's doing some really cool throughout here. I mean, it helps that Josh is a wrestler. [01:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a lot of Kenny selling for Josh, which I think helped because, like, there was. It was a long. Like, he had a fairly long heat section on him. He gets like that torture rack slam, and that was cool. Kenny has to use the ropes to get out of that. [01:03:29] Speaker B: Kenny does a lot of comebacks. Like, you'll get. Start getting a comeback, and then Josh will cut him off with something brutal and then can he kind of come back? And then Josh will cut him right back down again. [01:03:40] Speaker A: Josh gets Kenny up in the corner for the. He puts him on his shoulders. And this is like the spot that injured Iushi, but, like, he actually gets that. That rolling. I don't know what it's actually called. I'm not calling it whatever Ted Anderson called it. [01:03:58] Speaker B: No. Every time he does it, I don't know how to write it in my notes. I'm like, I don't know what to call this, but it looks fucking sick. [01:04:05] Speaker A: It looked nasty. Like, it looked like he really, like, cracked Kenny on the ribs. It was gross. He's gonna. Now he's gonna body slam him onto the exposed concrete. And Kenny avoids it. Gets a snapdragon on the concrete instead. It's like, Jesus, God. [01:04:23] Speaker B: It's a very safe looking snap. [01:04:25] Speaker A: Very safe. [01:04:26] Speaker B: Yes. [01:04:27] Speaker A: He just kind of rolled about his. [01:04:29] Speaker B: The first angle they did it from is, like, behind. And you see, like, Kenny takes it all on his arm, which, I mean, good. That's how it should be. And then when they do the replay, they show it from the other side and it looks much better. [01:04:42] Speaker A: Terminator dive. He gets this leg hook drop over his knee onto his head. Then they do. So I. I'm happy for this. I hope. I hope Hampter listens to this because they will appreciate what happens next. So Alexander baits Kenny in with an Enzigiri. And then they do the Bedwar Eddie vertical suplex over the rope spot. That looks like they're both dying. [01:05:10] Speaker C: Yeah, it was real good. [01:05:12] Speaker B: Dude's right on his butt on that apron. Oh, yeah. [01:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah. God, like, that looks sick. So Kenny's. Kenny's down near Don Callis, and Don's just like, looking at him like a roach. And he's thinking about kicking him. [01:05:30] Speaker C: And then up comes the. [01:05:33] Speaker B: Bryce does. He's like, yeah, get the back, man. [01:05:36] Speaker A: Yeah. And then Taz is just like, what, is he allowed to yell at guest commentators now? Like, yes, yes, he does. When they're Gonna interfere in the match. [01:05:48] Speaker B: He's elasticoes. He's like, kenny, are you okay? Bad Don, like, no. [01:05:57] Speaker C: You're about to stop him. [01:05:59] Speaker B: Smart. Refs are smart. It's nice to see sometimes. Bryce, we like you. [01:06:05] Speaker A: I like Bryce. Bryce. Bryce added a lot to this match. So they're again trading strikes in front of the desk. Kenny gets the advantage. He glowers at Callis, who again pisses. [01:06:16] Speaker B: Himself and runs Donkey's books. He runs into a cameraman trying to get away from Kenny. [01:06:24] Speaker A: He does not do this for anybody except Kenny Omega. [01:06:28] Speaker B: He runs like a chicken every single time. And it's amazing. [01:06:31] Speaker A: Every. It's great. Kenny tries getting back in the ring. Josh gets an ankle lock, slams the leg into the ring apron. Dragon screw. He's now he's, like, really trying to target the leg. And then Josh is, I guess, listening to something callous is saying to him. And then Kenny gets him with the V trigger. Power bomb, second V trigger, one wing and angel, and that's it. So, like, Josh took his eye off the ball for, like, a split second, and that was all it took. [01:07:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I didn't catch what they said or if we were supposed to catch it or not, but, yeah, you got distracted, but I like that they were. The story they were telling with this, where Kenny was working Josh's, like, neck, which he. We'd been injured, and Josh was working Kenny's midsection and stuff. That was a very fun match, these guys. [01:07:18] Speaker A: It was a really good match. I liked it. It kind of ended abruptly. [01:07:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:23] Speaker A: And. But, like, edit. [01:07:24] Speaker B: It didn't necessarily feel like a dream match. It just felt kind of like a dynamite match. [01:07:29] Speaker A: Yeah. And it. Again, it. It kind of like the other match, it went longer, but, like, it showed the gulf of, like, Kenny's up here and he's looking to challenge for the title, and Josh is below him. [01:07:44] Speaker B: That actually kind of, like, was a theme throughout this Dynamite. You had a lot of these, like, older, established guys versus young up and comers. Like, we even get with Swerve and Kevin Knight coming up later and stuff. And Price and Oliver and Speedball versus Joe and stuff like that, which it was a very kind of a nice little thorough throughout the entire show. [01:08:03] Speaker A: So Don looks shocked. Kenny gets the mic. We get a shot of mjf. Watching backstage again says, hey, Uncle Don, you struck when the iron was hot, huh? Kenny apparently lives in Orlando now because Florida taxes. [01:08:17] Speaker B: Yeah, he made a note of that. [01:08:22] Speaker A: He feels good knowing the Don Callis family can defeat him as he is now. That Sounds like foreshadowing. [01:08:30] Speaker B: Yeah, they're have Murder Hunt. Kill him. [01:08:33] Speaker A: Murder Hawk. Yes. Lance Archer is going to be the one to. Kenny. [01:08:37] Speaker B: Kenny versus Lance Archer. Texas death. I will give it 30 minutes on a pay per view. Do it, Tony. [01:08:43] Speaker C: Everybody Texas dies. Let's go. [01:08:46] Speaker A: Everybody Texas dies. [01:08:49] Speaker B: That's sick. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Actually tells him to quit while he's ahead or go lick your wounds and come back after he wins the world title. But now, goodbye, good night. Bang. [01:09:00] Speaker B: Another nice little short promo. [01:09:02] Speaker A: The guy they kept a lot of. [01:09:04] Speaker B: A lot of the promos tonight were very short and sweet, which I appreciate. [01:09:07] Speaker A: This was a very action heavy. Like aside from the promo at the start. This is a very action heavy. [01:09:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:12] Speaker A: Dynamite. And I appreciated that. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Agreed. [01:09:16] Speaker A: Hey, we get technique by Taz. It's back. I love this. He talks about. He talks about how he breaks down how MJF beat Bandito with his submission. He wildly mispronounces the Uday. [01:09:35] Speaker B: Cass is allowed. He has earned the right to mispronounce every Japanese word. [01:09:41] Speaker A: But he calls the uday wagy waka wakagata me. It's. That's not. And it was not how it was spelled. Even if you're looking at it phonetically, that's not how it's said. I was like, God, get. Get you. [01:10:04] Speaker B: I like that. At one point it brings up a graphic that says, s. Grip Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, grip. [01:10:11] Speaker C: You got some grip. [01:10:16] Speaker A: Anyway, that's. I love technique. Good stuff. [01:10:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a fun little like kind of differentiating like real sports kind of feel thing. Even if it's a little goofy, it's still like. It's a neat way to be like, okay, this is the actual mechanics of like what you're watching and stuff. [01:10:35] Speaker A: Here's how they did the thing. All right. Hey. There's another match. And wouldn't you know, the women get the match. Megan Bane and Penelope Ford versus the timeless love bombs. I am. So I was not expecting Penelope Ford to be back this fast. And she's back. Yeah, like. Yeah. [01:10:55] Speaker B: I mean, I think it must be. When was blood and guts. Like wasn't that like November or something? [01:11:01] Speaker C: Yes. [01:11:02] Speaker A: She was only like. She. They said she was only at like three months total. [01:11:06] Speaker B: Yeah, it was an arm injury. So I guess depending on what it is, that's. Yeah, I'm glad to see her back. I looked out before. [01:11:14] Speaker A: This kind of felt like a. A make good kind of match because they would have had. They would have faced each other in the. The tag title tournament. But yeah, because of Penelope's injury that didn't happen. It's kind of like how they did Pac versus Darby last week. [01:11:32] Speaker B: Because that would have been in the tournament. [01:11:35] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:11:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:38] Speaker B: Everybody was dying for that match. [01:11:41] Speaker A: I feel like it's been forever since I've seen Megan Bain just wrestle. And she's. She's a delight. She's still my favorite. Yeah. Like, the. The way that she just is. Just does her power. Power gimmick. Like, they. They kind of run. Try and run rough shot on her for a while. Then she's just like, no, I'm Megan Bane. You. And he just starts throwing them around. [01:12:09] Speaker B: Like a sack of potato. Like, and that's. But she makes it look good. Like, you get a lot of, like, power wrestlers where it's like, okay, that's impressive feats of strength, but it doesn't look particularly agile or smooth or anything. But Megan Bane, like, ties this stuff together really well. Where. [01:12:25] Speaker A: I think so. Yeah. [01:12:26] Speaker B: Very distinct skill behind it. That's so fun to watch. [01:12:29] Speaker A: So, like, she dumps Toni Storm onto the floor, and she grabs Mina and she presses, press, slams Mina at Tony. But she. She doesn't know her own strength, I guess, because she overshot. [01:12:45] Speaker B: There was a misjudging that happened. [01:12:47] Speaker A: Yeah, there was. There was. Yeah. Basically, Mina went over Tony's head and landed very hard, and that was a little bit. That was very scary. [01:12:59] Speaker B: Well, you see, Tony immediately, like, flies over to her, is like, oh, are you okay? I'm so sorry I missed you. Like. [01:13:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:06] Speaker B: I think Megan just didn't realize Tony was, like, a step closer than she was or. It just. I. I think this was a simple mistake. It wasn't like, anybody up really that bad. It's just kind of hard to engage stuff. [01:13:19] Speaker A: No, it's not malicious. It's just, like, it's. I wouldn't say it's malicious. And, like, just to prove that, like, she can do it, she. She grabs Penelope and Duke's Penelope. [01:13:30] Speaker B: Yeah. She waits till he makes sure Mina's okay and then tosses her partner on her. [01:13:34] Speaker A: And that's. That's the thing that we at this podcast love the most, is when big wrestler throws their little wrestler partner at somebody else. [01:13:43] Speaker B: One of my favorite gimmicks. [01:13:44] Speaker A: And these two be a weapon, shorty. [01:13:47] Speaker B: That's how they fight in Steven Universe. [01:13:55] Speaker A: Some. [01:13:56] Speaker B: Some little person around you. [01:13:59] Speaker A: You are correct. [01:14:01] Speaker B: Garnet and Amethyst going on during the. [01:14:04] Speaker A: The commercial. Penelope and Megan hit a lot of their tandem offense that they used to hit. And, like, I was like, God, I missed Them like that. They would have, they would have been awesome had they been able to bid in the tournament. [01:14:18] Speaker B: I love the thing where Megan tosses Penelope into the cutter and like, it looks so good every time. [01:14:25] Speaker A: It's so good. Me is getting the kicked out of her for the whole like middle portion of the match. And Tony's like looking at Megan Bane screaming, I hate you. [01:14:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Tony's talking mad this entire time. It's amazing. Just leap over the like, throw in vitriol. [01:14:45] Speaker A: There was like a really cool spot where Mita tries to do like that roll through that, you know, face. Teams do like the face in parallel. Does the roll through and like gets the tag. She tries to do the roll through but she's just too hurt so she kind of stumbles. Megan, just music. Nope. You beat the out of you some more. [01:15:07] Speaker B: Mia's really good at selling. She is a very good baby. Face in peril. Like you get really behind her. I I just such a good starter. [01:15:17] Speaker A: And it pays off. She gets the hot tag. Big pop for Tony. She runs wild on everybody. They get the hip attack. Top rope move is avoided, but they keep fighting and they get a double hip attack on the outside. Nina does her like step up dive. [01:15:34] Speaker B: Yeah, that escalera. [01:15:36] Speaker A: Yep. And then we get the, the diving sling blade for two. That assisted cutter you were talking about that's comes up here. I love that move. I hope they give it a good name. Someone's booing. And Florida. [01:15:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:54] Speaker A: It's been a while. [01:15:56] Speaker B: Was it Florida where Toni Storm got what it like a month or two ago? Was. Yeah. [01:16:02] Speaker C: Yep. [01:16:02] Speaker A: Was it? I mean, yeah, yeah, it was like, look, we're. We're just going through a list of making enemies of. [01:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah. We're making either at daily's place or the show after. Daily's place. That was awesome. In Jacksonville. [01:16:14] Speaker C: God, man. Oh. [01:16:17] Speaker B: Learn how to be fans. Do it the right way. [01:16:20] Speaker A: Yes. Stop. Or at least stop being shitty. We're gonna listen because we're. We're on a mission to make enemies with every state in the union because I think most of us are already considered. [01:16:33] Speaker B: I get to be Mabel. [01:16:35] Speaker C: Yeah. Don't ever. What my wife again. How dare you. [01:16:40] Speaker A: How dare. So let's see what's going on. Mita gets an Urican, the back fist on Penelope and she's looking for the figure four, but Bane just murders her. They get the doomsday device on Mina. [01:16:59] Speaker C: Oh, it was pretty. [01:17:01] Speaker A: Tony could have made the save, except, oh like you could literally see Marina like sprinting from the Back. [01:17:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:08] Speaker A: On the wi. [01:17:09] Speaker B: On the campside. Just flying. [01:17:11] Speaker C: I got you still. Yes. Mega powers activate. [01:17:17] Speaker A: She. She takes out Tony. Storm puts her in the mother's milk. Nobody sees it. The doomsday device finishes it. That's it. Faces lose. Marina's still terrorizing Tony Amina. [01:17:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Still building to that match. [01:17:32] Speaker A: Everybody celebrates. They're all flipping off the crowd. Hooray. [01:17:36] Speaker B: I know it's a little ways down the line, but I hope they save Marina and Tony for revolution and do it as like a street fighter. A like hardboard match. Or you know, maybe have them have like one match on TV leading up to that that is ends up in a, you know, double DQ or something. And they do a weapons ass brawl between them at Revolution. [01:17:57] Speaker A: Weapons ass Brawl. Brawl. [01:18:02] Speaker B: Every. Every weapon is a ass. Just a big hammer with a prosthetic butt on it. [01:18:08] Speaker C: Yes. [01:18:08] Speaker A: Weapon ass Brawl. Video package for Roderick Strong. You know the intro. We talk about video packages. Rada. There's actually a lot of video packages on this show. Sometimes, I mean they're sure. [01:18:25] Speaker B: Yeah, but they're all short. Like. [01:18:26] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, but they're all better and they're significantly less racism. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Anyway, they tell they. They let us know that Roddy won a number one contenders match in Arena Mexico and he's going to challenge for Claudio CM ll heavyweight title. I think that's Collision. [01:18:44] Speaker B: Yeah, it's Collision. One that they had to throw on there because of the storm. And I'm very curious. I'm curious what matches they actually had planned. Like, I'm sure maybe some of these were the ones that were going to be in Texas this weekend, right? Yeah, that'll be fun. I'm excited for that. [01:18:59] Speaker A: Excalibur does his big one of his big one breath speed runs. Yeah. And he. Here's everything on Collision. Here's everything. Don't go anywhere. [01:19:16] Speaker B: You know, for being like a thrown together card, it really is like pretty stacked collision. Like there's some cool. I'm very excited for Claudio Versarati. Like that'll be a lot of fun. [01:19:26] Speaker A: That actually makes sense given what happened at the. During the Continental Classic. Roddy got a win over him. [01:19:33] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. He was the one person that Roddy beat the entire tournament. I forgot about that. [01:19:38] Speaker A: But anyway, it is now time for your dynamite main event. Swerve Strickland versus Kevin Knight. So apparently Swerve's friend Profit, the producer, he passed away on Monday. [01:19:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got the. The armband with his name. I don't know if he's the one who produced Swerve's music or not. I'm. I'm not super familiar, but Rip Profit. [01:20:06] Speaker A: I am not either, but I think they said that he produced the. His current entrance. [01:20:12] Speaker B: Did he? [01:20:12] Speaker A: Okay. [01:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah, they probably were collaborate. Collaborators and stuff, so that's a bummer. Like, sucks to. Yeah, they were friends like that. Yeah. [01:20:21] Speaker A: So he dedicated the match to him. MJF has commandeered a box seat, so you can watch, of course. [01:20:31] Speaker B: With a pretty lady that old. [01:20:33] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty. I think that's. Is that his wife? [01:20:36] Speaker B: Was that Alicia, too? [01:20:38] Speaker A: I think that's a toot. Alicia Toot. I don't know, but he's got bottle service. [01:20:43] Speaker C: His wife is Alicia, too. [01:20:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:47] Speaker C: Oh, I didn't even realize that. [01:20:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Married for a couple months now. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Oh. [01:20:56] Speaker C: My God. [01:20:57] Speaker A: Is that the. [01:20:57] Speaker C: The. The. The lady that people were being, like, all pissy that. That she got a job because she married him? [01:21:05] Speaker B: No, no. She was already a backstage person before they got married. Yeah, she's been a backstage for a while. [01:21:12] Speaker C: I was gonna say. [01:21:13] Speaker A: I thought. [01:21:13] Speaker C: I thought that was the thing that someone tried to say, because there's. [01:21:16] Speaker B: There's Lexi Nair, there's Renee, and there's Alicia, too. [01:21:20] Speaker C: And I was like. [01:21:20] Speaker A: I like Alicia. [01:21:22] Speaker C: Leash is good. [01:21:23] Speaker B: I was like, what the. [01:21:26] Speaker C: Yeah, you leave Alicia alone. There's my Mrs. Gumball. [01:21:30] Speaker A: Anyway, Tony. Tony's. Tony's like, oh, look at Max up in his box seat being a distraction. It's got to be the center of attention. And Taz is, like, brooding. He's. He's an adult. He's allowed to have a drink if he wants to because, like, Kaz is just interpreting this as, like, Tony's mad about him drinking champagne. Yeah. [01:21:48] Speaker B: He's calling him an alcoholic. Max just straight broods this entire match. Like, every time they cut to him, he looks like Batman up there. [01:22:01] Speaker A: Taz doesn't like either guy in this match, especially Swerve, because of what he did to Hook. And fair enough. That was. [01:22:10] Speaker B: I appreciate Taz having some continuity, like, and be like, yeah, you know, he's a monster. Like, I don't remember what he did to Hook, but. [01:22:18] Speaker A: Oh, he. He did the drive by while Hangman had him, like, wrapped up in the chain, and it looked. Yeah, he broke his neck. [01:22:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do remember that now. Yeah. [01:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it was cool because nobody actually had their neck burnt. [01:22:35] Speaker B: Do it again. [01:22:35] Speaker C: Do it again. [01:22:36] Speaker B: He was vindicated. [01:22:37] Speaker C: Right? [01:22:38] Speaker A: Anyway, they. They Knight and Swerve, start the match doing kind of, like, dynamite main event grappling. Where, like, you know, they jockey for position and get out of holes and that type of thing. It's going back and forth until night does get Swerve on the outside and he's gonna try and do a. A dive. But Swerve walks away. But you're not out of range of Kevin Knight because he can just throw himself over the fly quarter because he. [01:23:07] Speaker B: Is not a human being. He is. Yeah, he's like a low grade superhero that has never got picked up by the radar. It's insane what this man can do. [01:23:17] Speaker A: Yeah. That was so. [01:23:18] Speaker C: That was a metahuman. [01:23:22] Speaker A: That gets a crossbody in the ring and then does the gritty just to get under a Swerve skin and, like, Swerve looks pissed. Taz informs us that kids do the gritty. [01:23:36] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:23:40] Speaker A: Tony says they sure do. Shivani thinks it's a drink. I sure do. [01:23:52] Speaker C: That's good. [01:23:53] Speaker B: It is. [01:23:54] Speaker C: It's a milkshake with espresso grounds in it. [01:23:56] Speaker B: I don't know what kids do, but I don't think. I imagine. Do kids still do the gritty? That doesn't seem. [01:24:02] Speaker A: I don't know anybody. I've never seen anyone do the gritty in real life, so I wouldn't know. [01:24:07] Speaker B: I don't know what dances children do, and I don't think I should. [01:24:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's part of my life. [01:24:13] Speaker B: I'm past. [01:24:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:24:14] Speaker A: I don't need to give it the. [01:24:15] Speaker B: Dougie was like, the last thing I remember. So. [01:24:19] Speaker A: Right now they're doing seven thing. But I don't understand. [01:24:23] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not dance, though. That's just a meme. It's just. I just put your hands up and down and go six, seven. [01:24:29] Speaker A: Yeah. That's a dance from a rap song. [01:24:33] Speaker B: Well, it's from a song. Okay, this is. We're turning into millennial old people corner here. This is. [01:24:41] Speaker A: I am a old person. What are you talking about? [01:24:44] Speaker C: Can we please talk about wrestling? I don't know what's going on. [01:24:47] Speaker A: It's allowed. [01:24:49] Speaker C: Can you pick me up? I'm scared. [01:24:51] Speaker B: Have you all seen Skibidi Toilet? It's insane. [01:24:55] Speaker A: I've seen Skibidi Biden. Sorry, I made it politically freaking out, man. [01:25:02] Speaker B: I like Skippy Toilet before I got woke. [01:25:09] Speaker A: Oh, my God. God. All right, so swerve. Swerve basically turns on, like. All right, I have to kill you now, Mode. [01:25:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:25:21] Speaker A: Eating the piss out of night during the commercial break. It's a back breaker drop kick. And then, like, he just kicks him in the back of the head. Not. It's just like walking about like I said. I'm sorry you have to go through this, Kevin. I'm sorry. Sorry, but you ended with the most dangerous man in aew. [01:25:39] Speaker C: Nana was so good. This whole match, just so good. Finishing boss, like every time I get. Every time he gets a finishing boss, I'm just like, let's go, let's go. Yeah. Kill a kill boss. [01:25:57] Speaker A: We get a little bit of a you talk too much moment, whereas the camera is like rounded SW's face and you very clear, clearly hear him ask Aubrey how much longer till the commercial is over. [01:26:07] Speaker B: Yeah, it happens. We'll see. [01:26:11] Speaker A: I'm watching Mania, but essentially, yeah, Swerve's just big timing night here. As the crowd chants let's go horse. So that name has stuck. Swerve does his own gritty and then shoots a three pointer. Excalibur confirms that. Yes, he hit a three pointer. So Night Night gets back onto his feet. He's trying to fight back. He's like, like elbowing Swerve and Swerve just says, show me something. Elbow. No, not enough. And he just keeps hitting him harder and harder and harder and harder and harder until Sheriff's like, yeah, okay. And then he gets hit with a suplex. [01:26:50] Speaker B: Yeah, high ass suplex too though. [01:26:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a really sick suplex. Swerve gets his rolling flatliner gimmick. He avoids the house call. Mike keeps fighting. He gets like a big sunset flip when Swerves goes up top and then hits his own rolling DDT on him. [01:27:10] Speaker B: Yeah, that was really good. [01:27:12] Speaker A: They, they get to the. We're now into, you know, extra time on the episode. Max is up in the crowd being. [01:27:21] Speaker B: The match started at 9:54. Like we knew this was going to go long. [01:27:26] Speaker A: I did, I did. Like they, they shared Max doing like the wrap it up, let's go. [01:27:33] Speaker B: Max knew I had to work in the morning. [01:27:36] Speaker A: We can't have an overrun. [01:27:40] Speaker C: Uncle Bully hates overruns. [01:27:43] Speaker A: He hates the overruns. I don't want to get. [01:27:45] Speaker B: I mean we've said before, but it is such the standard now that like when it, when a Dynamite ends at 10, I am surprised. Like, oh, it's actually like over at the time. [01:27:56] Speaker A: Yep. [01:27:57] Speaker B: Which I love. I appreciate it makes it feel natural and it's more good wrestling. [01:28:00] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Two hour and eight odd minute show. [01:28:06] Speaker B: That's usually what ends up. Yeah, it's like an NXT takeover from back in the day. [01:28:10] Speaker A: Yep. Swerve drops night with a DVD on the Apron. He's like, thinks about it for a second, pulls him over to the guardrail. Pile drivers him on the guardrail. [01:28:21] Speaker B: That was cool. [01:28:22] Speaker C: Oh, that was gross. [01:28:24] Speaker A: That was like. Oh, no. [01:28:28] Speaker C: They keep doing. I. I love the. On the guardrail more. [01:28:33] Speaker B: Oh, it looks so good. [01:28:34] Speaker A: They're making really good use of that. [01:28:36] Speaker C: Just. There's no way that doesn't suck. [01:28:38] Speaker B: Swerve really, like, looks like a killer throughout this. Like, I mean, as much as this is a match that like, puts Kevin Knight over big and stuff, like, it was. I think Swerve needed this match too, to really have like a single be like, oh, yeah, this is. This is the dude. That's why he's who he is. [01:28:56] Speaker A: And he needed to. And again, it's like showing like the gulf between, like, here's a main eventer, here's a guy who's really good. [01:29:06] Speaker B: Here's an up and comer. Here's a comer. [01:29:08] Speaker A: And he's. He's not quite on that level yet. The COVID He's not a cover. [01:29:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's on the Tumblr fan page. [01:29:18] Speaker A: Jizz. So, yeah, after that, like, disgusting guardrail, pile driver Swerve just goes into the ring. He's gonna try like, he basically wants night to crawl back in and beat ten cat, which he does. There wasn't much concern of that. Swerve just gives him a round of applause. And then 450 splash. She's his back locks in the dragon sleeper, but Kevin fights out. Crowd chants Please be careful. I guess someone's mom was there. As they. They head up to the top rope, Knight hits a beautiful springboard. Hurricane Ron on the swerve. He gets the coast to coast connects. UFO splash. It only gets two, but Swerve had to get his foot on the ropes for it. [01:30:04] Speaker B: Yep. It was a barely like, which it was the same kind of thing, like getting, you know, put over that like they. He has to have these like, really desperate close escapes. Like, it feels like these younger guys could win at any moment. [01:30:17] Speaker A: Ending sequence. This is very cool. So after, after the UFO splash spot, Swerve's on his knees and he's like points to his head basically asking Knight to hit him with the. The house call. So Swerve. Knight obliges. He's got a fireman's carry him into something. But Swerve breaks out. They trade strikes, they run at each other. And Swerve hits a house call in midair. [01:30:45] Speaker B: Kevin goes for that, like, giant flying clothesline. He does. And like, this must have been like 4ft off the ground and they connected perfect. [01:30:54] Speaker C: Yep. It was. That was nuts. And again, kind of like Shelton Benjamin just with the super kid just crumples. It was like. Yes, exactly. That's how you sell that. [01:31:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Swerve breaks out the vertebre of all moves. [01:31:10] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:31:12] Speaker B: That guy called me off guard. [01:31:14] Speaker A: He hit it about like, as safely as you can hit that move, but he still pulled out the vertebra. [01:31:19] Speaker B: It was still cool. Yeah. [01:31:22] Speaker A: Big pressure. That's it. Like, he. He was like, I have to. I have to make an example out of this boy. I am sorry, my child. I have to skin you a life for money. [01:31:34] Speaker C: Yes, you. You are too. You are just a little. Little too large for your britches today. And I have to remind you whose house. [01:31:47] Speaker B: Horse cock. [01:31:54] Speaker A: And we end with MJF looking blank, unhappy up in the stands. Cool, Cool. Show night showed what he did. But yeah, all. All of the men's matches on this show were just like, here's up here, here's down here. [01:32:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Kind of story through that. Like a necessarily theme, but like, there's at least something that like kind of tied it all together and they all delivered like entering their own. Yeah, I got it. Something that's thematic. [01:32:30] Speaker A: That's not a theme, but, you know, thematic. [01:32:37] Speaker B: It was nice. [01:32:38] Speaker A: Yeah. I liked it a lot. It was a really dynamite. I. I really wish I had like a night. I always wish I had, like, more eloquent words to put it, but, like, it's a good. Dynamite. [01:32:49] Speaker C: Really good. [01:32:50] Speaker B: I didn't have any complaints. I really can't even think of, like, a low segment or match or anything. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Yeah, no, it was just very solid all around. Very solid. I. I needed to pick me up. [01:33:03] Speaker B: Like, everything was like a B plus at the lowest. Yeah. [01:33:06] Speaker C: And like, I. I absolutely needed the pick me up. And I appreciated that they were coming hard and fast with the jokes. [01:33:13] Speaker B: Thank you. Very good, Lance Archer. [01:33:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Thank you, Murder Hunk. [01:33:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:18] Speaker C: Cut your goddamn hair. Embarrassing. [01:33:23] Speaker B: Choke. Slam some ice. [01:33:24] Speaker C: You choke slammed me to hell, like, repeatedly. If you'd like, just cut your goddamn hair. That's why I have to say about that. [01:33:37] Speaker B: I don't think he's gonna do it. [01:33:39] Speaker A: I don't think. [01:33:40] Speaker B: Cyberpunk genie. [01:33:42] Speaker A: Cyberpunk genie. I just don't think I like Lance Archer that way. Which is weird for me because, yeah, usually I'm the first one to be like, yes, this guy is hot. [01:33:53] Speaker C: Yeah. You are usually the. The most into guys out of all of us. [01:33:58] Speaker A: I know. [01:33:59] Speaker B: I don't know people prefer Rocky Romero. I mean, Yeah, I do. [01:34:02] Speaker A: Like. Right? [01:34:03] Speaker C: Oh, no. [01:34:03] Speaker A: He's a. [01:34:04] Speaker B: He's swabbed. [01:34:05] Speaker A: I do like Rocky. [01:34:06] Speaker C: That's one of the. [01:34:07] Speaker A: He's got one of the. As long as he doesn't wear that Don Callis shirt, it's fine. [01:34:12] Speaker B: No, the Don Cal shirt's crucial. That's the only thing he's gonna wear. [01:34:15] Speaker A: That's a. That's a Lady Motor Killer. [01:34:17] Speaker B: So he can turn around and you can watch. [01:34:21] Speaker C: I I. One of the benefits. [01:34:23] Speaker A: No, that's the Lady Boater Killer. [01:34:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:26] Speaker A: Oh, God. [01:34:27] Speaker B: Flip it backwards. So Don staring at you. [01:34:29] Speaker A: I will not look at. Don is the Lady Boater Killer. Yeah. [01:34:34] Speaker C: Don is the Little Death. [01:34:36] Speaker A: Yes, I will let the dot. Don is the little dead. I will let D. Only I will remain. I don't know. The whole. [01:34:49] Speaker C: I like pretty close. [01:34:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:52] Speaker A: Can we just do it? Let's just talk about dune for 20 minutes. [01:34:55] Speaker C: No, no, we gotta be done. Jesus, Jones. I. I just did that. That's a different podcast. Check out Most Important Lecture. Your Lives coming out soon with Christy Yamaguchi, M.E. we will, in fact, have an episode about Dune. So I think that's coming out, if not this week, next week. [01:35:18] Speaker A: Baron Harcourt Jones. [01:35:26] Speaker C: I'm trying to be a professional here. [01:35:30] Speaker A: We're right. Because he's got red hair. Anyway. [01:35:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I tune into Minotaur Sex and Dune and Dog Nipples and everything. [01:35:40] Speaker A: Hey, you're like. We're allowed to talk about dude because the lynch dude, you know, it had it sting. And you know what wrestling has in it and Sting. So therefore, it's okay. [01:35:50] Speaker B: That would have been. Oh, that Steve Borden is. [01:35:55] Speaker A: Amazing. [01:35:57] Speaker C: No. Yeah. I was gonna say no. [01:36:00] Speaker B: Yeah. But Vader is Baron Harkonnen. [01:36:04] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:36:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:09] Speaker C: Darby. [01:36:11] Speaker A: Actually, you know who would be a good band? Hakonan would be taskmaster. Yeah. [01:36:17] Speaker C: Oh. Oh, yeah. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Bobby. Bobby Heenan is Duke Leo Atreides. Oh, hell yeah. [01:36:23] Speaker A: No. No, he didn't. Couldn't. No. [01:36:27] Speaker B: I want. Bobby Heenan played every role. [01:36:29] Speaker A: He didn't. Dude. [01:36:32] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. [01:36:34] Speaker C: But Heenan in every voice. [01:36:39] Speaker A: Completely trash. [01:36:43] Speaker C: Don't do the voice on me. The on me. You don't do the voice on me. I do the voice on you. [01:36:49] Speaker A: Doesn't he. [01:36:50] Speaker B: No. [01:36:50] Speaker A: Doesn't he know that the slow blade penetrates the shield? [01:36:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:57] Speaker C: Nobody should tell him. [01:37:00] Speaker A: All right, all right. This is getting weird. Yeah. [01:37:04] Speaker B: All right, feel free to leave us a comment. Don't be a shy Hulu. [01:37:08] Speaker C: Yes. Feel free to go to mnffpod.com or patreon.com. i haven't changed it yet. We'll get there. And give us money there as well. That'd be cool. The long story short is happy wrestling. [01:37:28] Speaker A: Wrestling. [01:37:31] Speaker C: People. Stay safe. [01:37:33] Speaker A: Give us money. Watch, dude, farewell. [01:37:37] Speaker C: Watch Dune. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Okay. [01:37:38] Speaker C: Watch Dune. Jingle Amigra. All that stuff. [01:38:00] Speaker A: It's better than people pretending not to notice. [01:38:05] Speaker B: Yeah. As you could have drawn it like, right. [01:38:11] Speaker C: I feel like they haven't changed much, but I like. These mostly are just fat. [01:38:17] Speaker A: Well, I got news for you about boobs. [01:38:20] Speaker C: They're mostly just fat, but you know what I mean. [01:38:24] Speaker B: Mostly. [01:38:25] Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes. [01:38:26] Speaker B: Fat and spiders. [01:38:29] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like 90, 95. A little farther down that like last 1% is just dark matter. [01:38:42] Speaker C: Yearning. Yeah. Dark matter and yearning. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think. I don't think my. My spiders haven't come in yet, but once they do, I feel like I should probably get a bra. [01:38:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:56] Speaker B: I'm stealing Dark Matter and Yearning. That's gonna be my. One song. 72 minutes long, all keyboard. [01:39:07] Speaker C: But it's so funny because then this is too much. [01:39:09] Speaker A: Prague. [01:39:15] Speaker B: Progesterone. [01:39:20] Speaker A: Yes. [01:39:21] Speaker C: No, that's what we need. We need an all trans Prague band that does Progesterone. [01:39:30] Speaker A: Prague Prague called. [01:39:33] Speaker B: Viper. Just make all of this dark matter. [01:39:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:39:37] Speaker B: Dark matter and yearning. Yeah, it's the album Prague Rock. Dark Matter and Yearning with the B side. Spiders in my boobs. Yeah. [01:39:50] Speaker A: You know what? That should just be. [01:39:52] Speaker B: That would be like. [01:39:52] Speaker A: That's the name of. That's the name of the episode is Progesterone. Frog. [01:39:57] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I was going to say boom. Full of spiders. [01:40:03] Speaker B: And we're not actually in the episode yet. Like I said, all of this. The stinger, like music play. [01:40:13] Speaker C: God.