Really It's the Implication

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Welcome back to Wednesday night fake Fights. It is me still. It is me. The Ella Taylor. What with the she and the her. And I have returned. I got my finch in a cage this week, but, you know, I'm still. I'm doing good. I'm doing good, so we don't gotta worry about it. But most importantly, my wrestle queers are here. Wrestle queer number one, say hello. [00:01:18] Speaker A: It's Erica Warrens and I have brought dragon's milk barrel aged stout this week. [00:01:25] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Which probably explains why we spent like 30 minutes talking about Will Ospe. Ospe. Osprey and military accidents. Get that, get that, get that. [00:01:40] Speaker B: Right off the bat, I'm. I was gonna say I'm sorry, Piper, but it's me again. This week, Hampter is doing a dance. Yeah. [00:01:53] Speaker A: Ring the Bell dance. [00:01:57] Speaker C: It's very similar to Benoit mentioned, but, [00:02:00] Speaker A: yeah, two hands up. [00:02:03] Speaker B: Two hands up. Yeah. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Ring the Bell is just like. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a. It's like a mixture of like a chocolate and an Arsenio. This is. I don't know what's going on. [00:02:14] Speaker C: As a visual. As a visual medium, you can. You can see us dancing around [00:02:20] Speaker A: as you can hear. [00:02:22] Speaker B: You know, we could. We could do this as a video podcast. We absolutely could, but I don't. I don't think God could stop us. I don't think that you can smoke this much weed on Twitch. So anyways, Creation hamper the apple of mine eye and someone who has done the. The coolest, most insane thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Are we talking. Are we gonna tell the sickos about what you've done? [00:02:56] Speaker C: We can. [00:02:57] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [00:02:58] Speaker C: It's huge. [00:03:00] Speaker A: God, it's so big. [00:03:03] Speaker B: Yo, [00:03:06] Speaker C: it's my entire thigh. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Wait, did they plastic wrap that or that? [00:03:10] Speaker C: It's these. It's the adhesive bandage. [00:03:12] Speaker A: They put the sticker. Okay. Yeah, I was gonna say it's like, how much. How much does that take? [00:03:19] Speaker C: Mjf. [00:03:21] Speaker B: So, Hampter, you're hamper There's a hampter. So we're. We're not going to do. I'm not. We're not around with the. The. The entrance or whatever, because you did a thing. [00:03:35] Speaker C: I did. [00:03:36] Speaker B: All right. Yeah, no, you do what you have to do, and then I need you to tell the sickos what you've done. Okay. [00:03:42] Speaker C: With an intro story real quick. [00:03:44] Speaker B: Yes, please. [00:03:45] Speaker C: I meant to bring this up because I want to explain the majestic. The. The power and the majesty of Erica. The length warrens. Because my tattoo artist is talking to me, and he's like, no, it's this guy, big old. It's not always on, but he was at the last pay per view, and I'm just like, man, I don't know who the fuck you're talking to. We're going through all elite Instagram. It's been minutes. And I'm like, hold up. And I open the Wednesday night fake fight chat, and I say, hey, gorilla [00:04:17] Speaker B: position, if you will. [00:04:19] Speaker C: Old has kids sometimes wrestles for AEW from New Jersey within less than 30 seconds. Erica's like, costco, man. [00:04:35] Speaker A: It's my day off, and I am just on the computer all day. [00:04:39] Speaker C: That was incredible. Just. Yeah, I absolutely know who you're talking about. [00:04:44] Speaker A: Costco. [00:04:46] Speaker C: Oh, I got a tattoo. It's. I. It's of a. It's of Hamper Sero, the Wis. Wizard Opossum. Cozy co. [00:04:58] Speaker B: I'm so serious right now. [00:05:01] Speaker A: It's incredible. It's incredible, and it's huge. [00:05:05] Speaker C: You. [00:05:05] Speaker B: You guys. [00:05:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:07] Speaker B: So big. [00:05:08] Speaker C: It's. I didn't. I didn't think it was gonna be this big. [00:05:11] Speaker A: It's a whole ass. Thigh. Thigh. [00:05:16] Speaker C: Because I had to get the nacho chips falling off the top. There's popcorn in there. I'm gonna. [00:05:24] Speaker B: What? What? There's so much going on. [00:05:27] Speaker C: And, like, the Cozy coupe has Mark Briscoe teeth because. And their license plate says wrestling on it. Yeah. [00:05:36] Speaker A: So tell. Tell the people where this image came from. [00:05:39] Speaker C: So this is the first time I drove the. The podcast. [00:05:44] Speaker B: This is for the first time after drove, if y' all remember, this was like, what, two months? Less than two months ago? [00:05:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:53] Speaker B: This was not very long ago. [00:05:55] Speaker C: This is not very long ago. To be fair. When I wanted to get it, I was just like, oh, it'll be small. And then I. Then I was like, no, it can't be small no more. [00:06:06] Speaker A: That was the thing I learned when I got a tattoo, is like, I want it to be this size. And they're just like, all right, well, [00:06:13] Speaker B: it's gonna look like. [00:06:14] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gonna. Yeah, we gotta. We gotta do it, like, on your whole titty. [00:06:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:19] Speaker B: My body is covered in tattoos done by a tattoo artist who was like, it can't. It's gotta be bigger than that or it's gonna look like. And I was like, well, can't you just find a way? And he is like, you're paying me it. So, like, my body is just full of tattoos that were. Should have been known to be tattoos, but I did them anyways. This is not tattoo. This is the coolest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my entire. [00:06:45] Speaker A: Absolute coolest thing. [00:06:47] Speaker B: There's a. [00:06:48] Speaker A: Well, we'll post pictures later. [00:06:49] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, absolutely. [00:06:51] Speaker A: Yeah. So we'll put those up on the Blue sky account somewhere. We'll rescape them or something. They're all sicko. [00:06:59] Speaker B: The. [00:07:00] Speaker A: The. [00:07:01] Speaker B: The bar has been set, though. [00:07:03] Speaker A: It is. [00:07:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Get on my level, sicko. [00:07:06] Speaker B: Yeah, cuz, like, I'm not doing that. [00:07:09] Speaker C: No, don't. [00:07:10] Speaker B: If I had a job, I'd be there tomorrow. [00:07:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:13] Speaker B: If I had a job, I would absolutely have a tattoo of. Of kayfabe me surrounded by homon clones doing some like. Yeah, like. Like, that would be a thing that was happening. But there's just the fact that there's a. A bit from this podcast that is [00:07:35] Speaker C: now immortalized on my flesh. Yeah. [00:07:39] Speaker A: Flesh. [00:07:39] Speaker C: Really crazy. Honestly. Yeah. It's not even done yet. I have to go back for a second. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. To get all the rest of the way colored in y', all, the coop needs color. [00:07:51] Speaker C: You can't not have a co. Cozy coupe. [00:07:55] Speaker B: You gotta. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Otherwise you're not gonn. Because it's got an iconic color scheme. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah. And you got a possum wizard with a Hetchy Sero mask on. [00:08:03] Speaker A: It's incredible. [00:08:05] Speaker B: Like, that's just the craziest I've ever heard in my. It's. It's wild. [00:08:12] Speaker C: To be fair, I don't think it's Hetchy Sero anymore. It's just like a. [00:08:15] Speaker B: It's Hampton. Oh, that's. That's the official Hampton cereal now. Holy. [00:08:22] Speaker A: That means next step is we actually need to get a hamster serum mask made. [00:08:26] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:08:27] Speaker A: That can be done. [00:08:31] Speaker C: You could. You can even get it with the hat, like the. The wizard. Yeah. [00:08:37] Speaker B: And the possum snout. Yeah. You could do a full beast mortos, folks. Who can't see the excitement on Hampter's face right now when I said that. Holy. [00:08:52] Speaker A: So fun. [00:08:53] Speaker C: I was thinking, I need a Possum with a belt. Because the artist was like. I was. I was trying to get a belt in there somehow. Because imagine riding down the road with your hand on the wheel and the belt. Bbb, like, out the window. Be like, off mjf. I'm just, like, running my little feet with the cozy coupe. But he's just holding the roof. What are you doing? [00:09:21] Speaker A: God. [00:09:22] Speaker C: Let me go. [00:09:24] Speaker B: So, yeah, you're gonna. That's crazy. That's awesome and crazy, and I can't wait to do something as is nearly as stupid as that soon. And I hope you can, too. Yeah. Unreal, dude. So the only other thing I could think of is that everyone listening. Y' all gotta step up and start proselytizing about this show, because Hampter drew blood for this. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:09:56] Speaker B: we can't stop doing it, which means there has to be more of you because, like. Yeah, the only. Yeah, like, I'll keep doing this forever, but it'd be really awesome if we could, you know, expand. [00:10:07] Speaker A: No, but, like, you know, if we could get, like. Like a hundred subscribers onto the. The Patreon or something. [00:10:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the blood sacrifice would be. Have been worth it. [00:10:19] Speaker A: I. Then I would get a tattoo for this show. Oh, I would do it. I would put aside. I would put aside the memorial to my dead friend. [00:10:28] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I don't know about that. Well, no, just. [00:10:31] Speaker A: I don't know what it would be. I don't even know what I would get. I'm not getting. I can't get Hamster Sarah. [00:10:36] Speaker C: I mean, you could, but. [00:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I get it. [00:10:39] Speaker B: I mean, you. You see, the thing is, Erica, is all of your bits became T shirts so far. Like, all of our best T shirts, like, all of our best teachers come from Erica bits. [00:10:49] Speaker A: Are they the best, or are they, like. Like best? Is it like they're funny or like they actually sell? Because I've bought most of them. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Oh, no, none of these things sell. That's. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:59] Speaker B: I was gonna say no one's buying this, but I get. I get to have fun making them. See, that's the fun part. But no, if we got a hundred paid subscribers on Patreon, I would get. So I would. I would get so many tattoos. I get whatever tattoos you tell me get, baby. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Get a tattoo. I would get a tattoo of Jon Moxley dressed as Joe Pesi from jfk. It's a Pride movie. [00:11:34] Speaker B: The gay love story between a bullet in a man's. Everything all right? Yeah. Wow. Well, that was an amazing. Thank you for that hampter. Thank you so much for bringing that to share with the class. [00:11:52] Speaker C: Yeah, admittedly, it kind of snowballed, but I'm super happy with it. And thanks for introducing me to this great. This great. [00:12:00] Speaker B: The sweet science. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:02] Speaker A: This thing we do. [00:12:05] Speaker B: This thing we do. [00:12:08] Speaker A: I was. [00:12:08] Speaker C: I was so close to. Because he was like, tell me about the first time you fell in love with wrestling. And I was like, it was Halloween, Havoc 1995. [00:12:15] Speaker B: He was like, damn, that's, like, really specific. [00:12:19] Speaker A: I was watching it with my two friends, and they laughed at me. When Sting got beat up. [00:12:29] Speaker C: No, I. [00:12:30] Speaker B: They laughed at me for being naive. They pointed and they laughed because I didn't know better. [00:12:35] Speaker C: And I knew. I knew I had found my people. Yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker B: Jesus. Well, yeah, you found us. And now we're stuck with you. And you're stuck with us because, like, blood sacrifice, baby, that's. You don't get much better than that. Like, you want to be my good graces forever. Blood sacrifice. Everyone knows that. [00:12:59] Speaker A: Sacrifice. [00:13:00] Speaker B: God. Kidding. I'm kidding. Jesus. I'm kidding. [00:13:04] Speaker C: A lot of friends that way, actually. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Yeah. And I've lost at least one, but. Hey. [00:13:12] Speaker A: All right. [00:13:13] Speaker B: See, I can't stop making the joke. I'm done making the joke. Erica, for the love of God, can you give us a Cryptid of the Week so I stop incriminating myself? [00:13:21] Speaker A: Oh, you ruined it. I was gonna say, do you know what else? People can't get enough of Cryptid over the week. So we're in. Dynamite is in Sugarland, Texas, and Sugarland, Texas, is, like, near Houston. So the. The Cryptid of the week is the Houston Batman. Ooh, they have. They have a Batman. [00:13:40] Speaker C: Go ahead. [00:13:40] Speaker A: They have a Batman. 1953. What? Oh, old school. [00:13:45] Speaker C: Okay. [00:13:46] Speaker A: Old school. Yes. 1953. So it was like, apparently at some night, there's, like, a group of ladies in a suburb just kind of, like, standing outside talking, and then there's like. Oh, it's like a shadow of a moth reflected on, like, a light up in the tree. They thought it was a moth. A moth. You know what? They thought Mothman was a Batman, but [00:14:06] Speaker B: then the lady next to him was like, that's already. They already did that. That's. [00:14:10] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. Mothman. Mothman was. Mothman was the 60s, Ella. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Oh. [00:14:18] Speaker A: The only reason why they didn't call Mothman the Batman was because there's. Like, that's boring. There's already a Batman and. [00:14:24] Speaker B: Because it's a Sandhill crane. [00:14:26] Speaker A: No, it's not. Sandhill cranes don't have man legs. [00:14:33] Speaker B: Yes, they do. If that man has skipped so many leg days. [00:14:37] Speaker C: You mean Danny Garcia? [00:14:39] Speaker A: Danny Garcia is a sandhill crane. But yeah, so it like they look up in this tree and there's like a dude with bat wings out of his back and he's wearing like skin tight gray clothes in the tree, and then he just like vanishes. And then a ufo. Yeah, like a UFO flies out after he disappears and oh, they're just like, wow. Batman, ufo Texas. Nonsense. I found it on KUT Texas. I've never watched this before. [00:15:12] Speaker B: That's a lot of wild stuff all in one thing. [00:15:15] Speaker C: Like is it a man bat or is it super detective Batman or is it an alien? [00:15:22] Speaker B: Does. Does it have bat nipples? [00:15:24] Speaker C: Did they see nipples? [00:15:26] Speaker A: There was no word about nipples. [00:15:28] Speaker C: Yeah, they couldn't say that word back then. [00:15:30] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay. [00:15:31] Speaker A: No, the article, the article was a new article. They would have said if there 50. [00:15:35] Speaker B: So it didn't. It didn't have a bad American Express. Okay, this was the 50s. All right. [00:15:43] Speaker A: I liked Batman Forever. [00:15:46] Speaker B: I like Forever also. Yes. Anyways, that's either here nor there. So thank you for Cryptid of the week. That's terrify. Now on to the ground. [00:15:56] Speaker C: Oh, there we go. It's called a palette cleanser. [00:15:59] Speaker A: Lexi is with MJF and the Don. [00:16:03] Speaker B: No, I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm feeling physically ill. I don't know why that wouldn't hit me. [00:16:13] Speaker C: That was pretty right there. [00:16:16] Speaker A: How's it going? That's. That's that. The secret recipe. Dragon's milk bourbon barrel aged stout, 11%. Oh, I have another. [00:16:26] Speaker B: Oh, now I know what that tasted like. [00:16:30] Speaker A: It's delicious, right? [00:16:32] Speaker B: And now I gotta keep it in because this is too funny. [00:16:38] Speaker A: That could be the. See the burp could have been the stinger, but whatever. All right. Lexi is with MJF and the Don Callis family. And Max says, hey, focus on the triple B because lots of people want the world title. And he gets Kevin Knight next to him and he, like, you remind me of me. And then he looks at Andrade. Ha. Just kidding. Tells swerve to swerve off a bridge and die, but not to have nada in the car because not as his coffee plug. Hangman also gets a. Ha. Just kidding. [00:17:07] Speaker C: Get it? [00:17:07] Speaker A: Kenny Omega, I beat you twice. Mark Briscoe, you're a joke, not a main eventer off. Don puts together a murders row for the cage match. And they're going to be wrestling tonight in Just like a straight up 12 man tag match for Team D.C. mJF. So it's going to be MJF, Kyle Fletcher, Kevin Knight, Okada, Jake Doyle and Andrade. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Which Andrade was like, how the. You know. No, no, no, no. [00:17:36] Speaker A: How the. Pissed. [00:17:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:40] Speaker A: Is like, I'll team with you. How. You know, Don just like pulls him aside, he's like, listen, buddy, money, I bought a boat. He tells him he'll be a future world program, but he has a world. He'll be a future world champion, but he has to get with the program. [00:17:55] Speaker C: Yeah. It's a few things of note. Trent Beretta standing awkwardly up at the top of the stairs because the rest of the gang filed out. And I assumed he was going to go up and through the doors, but the doors are locked, so he's just kind of standing there trying not to make eye contact. JF Utter. Jay Briscoe's name. And that was wild. [00:18:16] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that. You don't get to do that. [00:18:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:21] Speaker B: I hope he, I hope he like kills. He kills you. That'd be real nice. [00:18:26] Speaker A: Chainsaw murder. [00:18:27] Speaker B: Yeah, like that's gonna be bad. [00:18:30] Speaker A: Chainsaw murder. Yeah. It's interesting. This is just like a whole, whole lot of guys in one hallway. [00:18:40] Speaker C: Yeah, truly. Oh, and Brian Cage is in the back because he won the bodybuilding contest. [00:18:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's right. [00:18:48] Speaker B: He. [00:18:49] Speaker A: He won that through. He built Those muscles through 100 work in natural supplements because testosterone is produced in the body naturally. And just because you add more of it from somewhere else doesn't mean it's not natural. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Exactly, exactly, exactly. And I, I mean, good, good for everyone involved. And I'm. Now it's. No, someone told me that and I was like, well, now I'm questioning the ethics of that. The. Whoever put on that bodybuilding competition because, like, I'm sorry, you can't not convince me that man is not just, just sweating human growth hormone. [00:19:30] Speaker A: Like, like, if somebody walks by him, you just grow a beard spontaneously. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Yeah, like he, I go, I walk by him and I've. And he undoes like seven, eight, eight months of estrogen. Just. [00:19:42] Speaker C: No. [00:19:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:49] Speaker C: How did this testicle descend? I didn't have one. [00:19:54] Speaker A: No. [00:19:54] Speaker C: Get away from me. [00:19:56] Speaker A: How did that happen? [00:19:58] Speaker C: No. [00:20:00] Speaker B: Oh, no. Everybody check out my new dad here. No, no, no, no, no. [00:20:09] Speaker C: It's so big. [00:20:11] Speaker B: It. [00:20:13] Speaker A: It's like, oh, my uterus. It just fell out and turned into ball. [00:20:20] Speaker C: Awkward. [00:20:21] Speaker B: It fell out. Like, this is really weird. [00:20:27] Speaker A: This is weird. [00:20:28] Speaker C: Let's see what it goes. [00:20:29] Speaker A: You know what this Is this is the body horror. Yeah. [00:20:32] Speaker B: I was gonna say. [00:20:37] Speaker A: It's too far. [00:20:38] Speaker C: Have we shied away from. That's great. [00:20:41] Speaker B: At least a week since we up like that. [00:20:45] Speaker A: Yeah. My uterus fell out and became testicles because I walked by. [00:20:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:55] Speaker A: All right. There. There actually was a match that came up, like immediately after that. Tony Nice and Mark Sterling had demanded competition for nice and he gets. Keddy Omega is answering the call. Premier athletes are mostly on ring of honor and they don't have their resident hot tall lady story Denali. So therefore I have. They can get. They do nothing for me on this. [00:21:23] Speaker B: I simply do not care. Yeah. [00:21:27] Speaker C: No one else did. Anyway. They just here to see Kenny. [00:21:30] Speaker A: Yes. [00:21:31] Speaker B: I mean, Tony, he's all right, but Kenny was. [00:21:34] Speaker A: I mean, he's fine. But there's Tony Neeson. But then there's story Denali. Tall lady. [00:21:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Who's taller than like everybody in that group. [00:21:44] Speaker B: I do like tall lady. This is true. I'm a fan of all ladies. We know this. We know this about me. [00:21:50] Speaker A: So. Yes. The bell rings. Mark Sterling tries to do a distraction that lasts like all of like a second. There's two snap dragons, a V trigger. Sterling gets V triggered one way an angel. And that's it. That's all. That's it. Yeah. There's nothing else. [00:22:04] Speaker C: They're feeding many guys till for to get him all ready for forbid indoor. [00:22:11] Speaker A: I keep feeding. I have to go to the job to get more jobbers for Kenny Omega because Kenny omega keeps telling him and he said it sounds like. Sounds like you're just feeding jobbers to Kenny Omega. And then Mark Sterling started crying. [00:22:27] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [00:22:28] Speaker A: See how many variations of that joke I can work in today. [00:22:31] Speaker C: It's so funny. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I think you got at least two in tonight. I. I believe you got one more in you by the end of the show. [00:22:40] Speaker A: I don't actually remember anything. All right. Post match, we get the mighty dot. Neil make their entrance with Zack Saber Jr. Bad Dude Tito and Mikey Nichols. And then this gets, like, kind of weird. [00:22:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Zs gay. Yes. It's kind of weird because, like, it looks like Kenny's gonna say something, but then he. And it looks like Zach's gonna say something. And then Jack Perry and the young bucks come out to back up Kenny. And then Kenny does get a mic and he says, I don't know what tmdk stands for. It stands for the mighty don't kneel. The mighty don't kneel. [00:23:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Oh, there's another version of it that has a Cuss word, but I don't remember what it is. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Oh, but now I'm trying to think what. [00:23:25] Speaker A: It's on the wiki page. If you look up tntk, it'll tell you. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'm trying to think of which one of those letters has a cus. Anyways. [00:23:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Zach doesn't get to say anything. Kenny says Zach brought friends, so he brought some too. But let's keep it one on one. Goodbye and good night. Bang. And then they, like, kind of argue on the ramp for a little bit. And that's all. [00:23:50] Speaker C: Yeah, it was. I was hoping Zach would say something, because I want to hear the dulcet tones of Zack Sabre Jr. [00:23:58] Speaker A: I was here for the dulcet tones. I think many of us were. Yeah. He's like, the only Englishman I ever want to hear from. [00:24:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:06] Speaker B: Actually. Right. Especially. Yeah. No, especially tonight. [00:24:11] Speaker A: Especially tonight. Like, I would have. They should have let Zach say a bunch of instead of. [00:24:16] Speaker C: Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. [00:24:18] Speaker B: Truly, from what I'm seeing, it's not that it's. It's not that it's a swear. It's that it's in actionable, so you have to ring bell it. Tmdk has also been said to stand for torture, murder, destroy, kill. [00:24:34] Speaker C: Okay. [00:24:34] Speaker A: Ah, you can say that. Yeah. You're not saying you're gonna kill someone. Like, I wish Will Ospreay would be killed in a plane accident. And even that's not actionable. That's just a wish. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Wishful thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're in. We're in America now. Wait, we're in a Mike. Modern America. That's all they need if they really want to put you away. But the tranny wished for something, and then you're done. Yeah. [00:24:59] Speaker A: So I have a monkey's paw. She could have a monkey paw. They don't know that. [00:25:06] Speaker C: Like, I don't know what you're talking about. [00:25:08] Speaker B: Doctors are given monkey paws to children, turning them gay and with huge children with huge tits. [00:25:19] Speaker A: We've got a problem with transgender children being given monkey paws and getting vaccinated. We need to be putting them on beef tallow instead. [00:25:36] Speaker B: This is what I get for busting out the Trump. [00:25:39] Speaker A: But, like, yeah, you get. You get. [00:25:41] Speaker B: You get Bobby. Erica. That's up. [00:25:47] Speaker A: I just listened to a podcast about a Kennedy dying in a stupid plane crash today. [00:25:54] Speaker C: Yeah, they do that. Actually, statistically relevant that he hasn't in his long career as a Kennedy. [00:26:07] Speaker A: I'm just gonna say versus hydrogen bomb. It's Kennedy versus plane. [00:26:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:12] Speaker B: Just like I'm just saying, like, I never understood the Olivia Nuzzy thing because it's like, why would you want to get near a Kennedy? Like, I don't want. I would never want to spend time with the Kennedy. [00:26:24] Speaker A: You're gonna. [00:26:25] Speaker B: You're in danger, girl. [00:26:32] Speaker A: Or you're gonna get brains all over your dress, and they'll be like, look [00:26:36] Speaker B: at what I found out in the forest. I found this carcass and, you know, like, into your body. [00:26:42] Speaker A: The monkey paw came from something I found while driving around the zoo. [00:26:46] Speaker B: It was an actual monkey. [00:26:49] Speaker A: I ran it over myself when I went through the gorilla enclosure. Have you ever had bush meat? [00:26:58] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. Were we talking? [00:27:01] Speaker A: I gotta stop. I gotta stop. Yeah. [00:27:04] Speaker B: Can we. Can we talk about wrestling again? [00:27:06] Speaker A: I'm just. [00:27:07] Speaker B: The wrestling folks. [00:27:10] Speaker A: A tag team match comes up because I didn't know this was gonna happen. Death Rider. John Moxley and Daniel Garcia. Yeah. The reunited Brodido. I was so happy to see them. I'm not even mad about their name anymore. [00:27:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, they're so good. Like, all the haters. [00:27:31] Speaker A: I mean, they're really. No, I mean, the name isn't good, but they're so good. [00:27:35] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. The name's good too. Now. It's [00:27:40] Speaker A: good. Shut the up. We gave up. [00:27:44] Speaker B: We gave them shirts. We have to respect their names. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. I will not dead name. Their. Not tag team. Yeah. So. Yeah, they mentioned. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:58] Speaker A: So this is Brodido's first match as a team since last year's Forbidden Door, apparently. [00:28:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:04] Speaker A: So it's been like a full year almost. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Oh, nice. [00:28:08] Speaker A: And it's pretty cool. Like, Garcia and Bandito start out, and they, like, do some grappling, and then they showboat, and Brody comes in and they do some big guy. Little big guy. Throwing a little guy stuff. And. And then they do the Macarena. Like, Brody, like, doesn't even hesitate. I will Macarena with you, sir. [00:28:29] Speaker B: He's like, yes, I'm ready. [00:28:31] Speaker A: Speaking of first times in a long time. Garcia busts out his dance. His. [00:28:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:35] Speaker A: Hip thrust. His hip thrust. His sex. [00:28:39] Speaker C: It was so [00:28:42] Speaker A: Bernino. Not in the air dance. Not in a year. [00:28:47] Speaker C: Wow. I love Daniel Garcia. I. I love to boo him. I think he's really hit his stride in Death Riders. [00:28:56] Speaker B: It's. [00:28:56] Speaker C: It's. I love to see it. He always takes me out. Yeah. [00:29:01] Speaker A: I love him. [00:29:02] Speaker C: I just. Yeah. [00:29:04] Speaker A: So, yep. Then we get Mox comes in with Brody, and they just trade strikes until Brody just starts really chopping the out of Moxley. He's like, oh, no, this. And poke him in the eye. [00:29:17] Speaker C: He's like, wait, this isn't fun. [00:29:18] Speaker A: This sucks. And then he tries to cross body him, and he just bet. Like, he bounces off of Brody. And that's how. That's. That's why Mox is good. Mox is like, guys bouncing off Brody should be like, little guys. Box is a big guy. Mox is like, I'm gonna bounce off this man to sell how big and strong he is. And it was awesome. [00:29:38] Speaker C: Yeah. Consummate performer, like an athlete, just all around. [00:29:42] Speaker B: All I could think about several times in this match was specifically that moment, too. Is a thing I mentioned on the new show. Everything is wrestling that. You also check out a few times where we were talking about heel, like the monster heel. And I was like, well, when Brody King was a heel, he was the monster heel. Because of stuff like that. You. You throw your whole body at him, and he looks at you like the. Do you. What the. Do you think that you just try. What the. Did you just try? Are you really? Like. Like, like someone threw paper at me. Like, what is going on here? Like, this is f. No, no, no. [00:30:18] Speaker C: Cute. [00:30:19] Speaker B: Yeah, very cute. You know, like, and that you should always be selling Brody King that way. [00:30:26] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Agree. [00:30:28] Speaker B: Not be having him lose to piece. Never mind. I. I'm not. I'm not going backwards. We're going forwards. Forwards, not backwards. Ah, look, I did so good. [00:30:42] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:30:42] Speaker C: I did so proud of you. Good job. [00:30:45] Speaker B: Like, Dee Dee. I'm sorry. I'm sure I had an opportunity again. [00:30:49] Speaker A: The. The problem with that was I was like, which. Which bag is she talking about? [00:30:54] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a little. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Yeah, because there's a bunch of them as a play. I'm thinking the. The specific one who's been in my draw before this one. There's a new one. We'll get there. We already did some opening. [00:31:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I forgot. I actually had forgotten about that. And I was like, oh, well, we'll get past the one bad thing that really annoyed me, and then it'll be fine. It's like, oh, no, I remember what happened. [00:31:16] Speaker C: There are another bad thing that annoyed you. [00:31:19] Speaker B: There's another two annoying tonight. Yes. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Two annoying men. So, yes, the Brody helps baby. He holds his hand to be like, let me. Let me go do a little. Do a little moonsault. So he does a little moon salad outside, and we go to commercial. And Death Riders are able to get control because Marina interferes. And Taz is just like. She's an innocent woman. And then Excalibur pauses and says, we're all just innocent men, Taz. [00:31:48] Speaker B: We're normal. We're normal men, dad. [00:31:51] Speaker A: We're just innocent men. That's not the first time Excalibur's made that reference either. [00:31:59] Speaker C: I have a grape with, like, wrestler. Male wrestlers just backing down from Marina. I don't think they should hit her, but I think they could at least do, like. And we'll get this later in the. In the match, but, like, you can throw her. You could throw her. [00:32:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:17] Speaker B: I mean, it gets proven. I have lots of things to. [00:32:21] Speaker C: Yeah, I know you want full inner gender. And I'm. Yeah, I'm. [00:32:25] Speaker B: I. I'm just so. I mean, I was going to save it, too, until. To talk about. Until we get to the thing, but, like, Bandido Superplexes arena during this, and the crowd explodes. Well, sorry. Yeah, I'm driving around. [00:32:47] Speaker A: You're driving around. But, like, you're also not doing it justice because. [00:32:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker A: The whole. The whole spot is fantastic. Like, we can just get to it because, like, there's. There's like, a bunch of heel stuff, like, in between. Like, the baby faces are fighting back, and the Death Riders are catching them up, cutting them off. Yeah. It just looks like they're basically just, like, doing classic heel death writer stuff, so they're just, like, getting the advantage whenever they can. Mox is doing body shots and back rakes and eyes. Eye gouges, and he gets, like, a gigantic superplex on Brody. [00:33:20] Speaker B: Pretty sick. [00:33:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Oh, oh, oh. I almost forgot this. This was awesome. Garcia's, like, beating up on Brody, and they lure in Bandito, and Max comes in. What does Max do when he comes in? He does. He does the fake tag clap. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:33:41] Speaker A: love that. Because it always works for the heels. Well, I heard it, so it must have happened. As opposed to, like, this guy is coming in after a tag, but I didn't see the tag. It doesn't count. [00:33:56] Speaker B: It's one of those bits of wrestle logic that's just like. Yeah, yeah. [00:33:59] Speaker A: Huh. [00:34:03] Speaker B: Sure. [00:34:05] Speaker A: I did. I. Did I not write down the part? There's, like, a part where Brody's out on the floor and he. Marina starts barking in his face, and they just bark back and forth, which was cool. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Yes. That was kind of earlier. Their first. [00:34:17] Speaker B: Their first interaction. Yeah, yeah. [00:34:19] Speaker A: First interaction. They. They get back in, and Bandido gets t. Gets a hot tag. He runs around and, like, he suplexes everybody. And then Marina saves Mox from being suplex. So Bandito this is. This is what Ella was talking about. So he gives her like a standard ass suplex, but she goes over, he. He suplexes her. Like, if you've ever seen, like, somebody suplex the giant or Dig show or whoever. [00:34:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, suplexes are like. It was difficult to do. [00:34:49] Speaker A: Yes. And the crowd goes ape for it. [00:34:55] Speaker B: Yeah. It's not like he slammed her, like, snap. Suplexed her because she's so tiny. He had to, like, fight to get her up. Yeah. [00:35:04] Speaker C: Okay. Because I thought she. I mean, I thought she was fighting him. I mean, obviously. [00:35:08] Speaker B: Well, that's probably what he's trying to get across. [00:35:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:35:12] Speaker A: Like, it was. It was not easy to do. [00:35:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:35:16] Speaker C: He's. [00:35:16] Speaker B: He's getting What. What he's trying to get across is that this isn't easy for me to do. There's no reason that. That a woman can't fight a man like this. Like, like, and. And that, that just. It reminded me when I. When I was still watching the Fed, there. There was a couple points. They. It got to a point with Rhea Ripley where she just. She. She kept getting into it with dudes and. And like, hitting them with stuff. And the crowd reaction just every time I'm just like, you just. You gotta do it. [00:35:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:48] Speaker B: Like, you know what I mean? Like, you have to have Ria versus some guy at a pay per view. You're gonna make so much money. Like, like, and. And like, you can't tell me that you don't believe Rhea Ripley in a fight because, like, at the time, like, she was a murderer. You know? Like, that was the point. And like, Marina right now, like, you can't tell me you don't believe it because they're selling her. Like, she's a threat. [00:36:15] Speaker C: Right? [00:36:15] Speaker B: So, like, it's all there. Just at this point, just put her against, like, Danny Garcia or someone. Like, just like, just. God damn it. God damn it. Like, I'm so sick of this. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Marina right now is basically like 2000s China. [00:36:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:34] Speaker A: Like, she's. She's the heater for a guy. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Yep. [00:36:38] Speaker A: The only difference is, like the Hunter Hurst Elmsley, when he had China as his. His bodyguard was. He was like, a little prissy, whereas John Moxley had just like, I'm John Moxley. Please strike me as hard as possible dangerous woman so that I know what real fear is before I go out there. [00:36:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I'm Jon Moxley and even I am scared of you. And like that. Yeah, exactly like. [00:37:05] Speaker A: And Mox has done Nothing. But put her over. Like, if you remember when she. When she joined Megan Payne for the tag title tournament, he looks at her and looks at Ban is like, yeah, good luck. [00:37:17] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, good luck handling her. Yeah. [00:37:19] Speaker C: Basically, she's your dog problem for you now. [00:37:25] Speaker B: Yeah, now she's your problem. She's. You're the problem now. [00:37:28] Speaker A: Yeah. So it was at this point where my stream turned to piss and. And. But I was able to find it, and it was Bandido. Got a 21 plex on Garcia and Brody, like, flew out of the ring and clocked mocked with a baby face Suicida. [00:37:46] Speaker B: It's their finish. It's my favorite. It's one of my favorite things they do. Yeah. [00:37:51] Speaker A: Yeah, it was. All right. So the winners are Brodido. [00:37:55] Speaker B: Hell yeah. [00:37:57] Speaker A: I don't know if anything happened between the end of that match and what I saw next, but last thing I saw, first thing I saw was Kyle Fletcher and Okada had beaten up Tomohiro Ishii. [00:38:07] Speaker C: No, that was you. That's it. [00:38:10] Speaker A: They're just like, good luck finding somebody for the main event. And then they like, high five and go protocata. [00:38:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:22] Speaker A: No, but unfortunately, this kind of made sense because Ishii, I think, is still hurt, and he's been. He's been up since January. [00:38:32] Speaker C: That's such a bummer. [00:38:33] Speaker A: Poor old guy. [00:38:34] Speaker C: I could have sworn they. I was like, oh, they gave him a shirt with his face on it. They brought him in. I'm finally gonna get to see him wrestle. [00:38:41] Speaker B: No, Someday, I hope. Someday. [00:38:44] Speaker A: That little guy hasn't gotten to do anything yet. And when he does something, you know, it's gonna be cool. [00:38:48] Speaker B: Oh, it's gonna be so cool. [00:38:50] Speaker C: So good. [00:38:51] Speaker B: And it is. It is like, the first time I saw him wrestle was in the G1. And he. He hit those little, like, junkyard dog headbutts. He hits where he's like. Like scranking, like, gets on all fours and, like, scrambles at you with a headbutt, like, while you're down. And it just. And it just looked like it hurts so bad. It was just like, he's just a bulldog. He's literally a pit bull. Like, I've seen pit bulls come at me like that, and it was like, [00:39:28] Speaker A: I've seen better matches, but just the way that he controls a crowd with his selling is so incredible. Like, when I saw him in Tokyo Dome, like, two years ago now, him and Takeshita, they just had the whole place eating out of the palm of their hand. It was a 10 minute match. And the crowd was just, like, going nuts because. And, like, they thought Ishii had a chance. Amazing. [00:39:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:55] Speaker A: It's just absolutely such an incredible wrestler. And he's 50. And he's 50. Speaking of dudes who look 50, [00:40:06] Speaker C: Big Tom. And now to Little Tom. [00:40:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Little Time. Thank you. Well done, Little Tom Chomps. [00:40:17] Speaker B: All right, now we got a new one. Little Tom Chomps. [00:40:22] Speaker A: It's saved from. From Jericho. Little Tom Chompers. [00:40:27] Speaker B: God damn it. [00:40:28] Speaker A: Yep, he's here to tell us why he hates Chris Jericho. And he says he didn't always hate him. He used to respect him, and he respected the world traveler and the guy who, you know, broke the walls down and actually made a name for himself. [00:40:42] Speaker B: I will admit I don't like this promo. This promo is stupid. [00:40:47] Speaker A: 2026. Jericho is desperate and full of dumb jokes, and he hates it. [00:40:52] Speaker B: Yes, that is correct. [00:40:55] Speaker A: Don't bring that guy around. If you think you have it in you, then by all means, let's dance. [00:41:02] Speaker C: This is. Is this. This is part of Jericho showing off the many facets of Chris Jericho where he can play. He can play the clown, and then he's gon get real serious with Tommy Chomps. [00:41:16] Speaker A: No, what it means is we're gonna get Little Tom Chomps. Little. Little Tom Chomper. [00:41:23] Speaker B: Little Tom Chomper. [00:41:24] Speaker A: I can't believe we just hit on that so cleanly. It's so natural. I don't even have that written in my notes. [00:41:30] Speaker B: Well done, Little. [00:41:32] Speaker A: Yeah, big time. A little time. They need to team together now. Oh, my God. [00:41:38] Speaker C: I would watch. [00:41:39] Speaker A: That can be the Battling Tommies. The Brawling Toms. [00:41:45] Speaker B: Yeah, big time. [00:41:47] Speaker A: Brawling Toms. Or the Titanic Toms. There we go. Yeah. We suck. We. Absolutely. Why do people listen to us? [00:42:03] Speaker C: Turn off the radio. Turn off the camera. [00:42:05] Speaker B: That being said, everyone, tell your friends. More of your friends. [00:42:10] Speaker A: Sign up so that we can all get stupid tattoos that we will regret. [00:42:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:14] Speaker A: When we lose the ability to do this. After we're all in. [00:42:18] Speaker B: Yes. [00:42:21] Speaker C: Good old days. [00:42:23] Speaker B: Remember, Remember before the camp. [00:42:25] Speaker A: Where'd you get that tattoo from? I had a podcast. [00:42:30] Speaker C: Oh, no. [00:42:31] Speaker A: They're gonna tell the podcast. [00:42:33] Speaker C: Yeah, they're gonna tell the podcast story. [00:42:37] Speaker B: Gather around. Let me tell you about Hampton Sero in the Ghost of George C. Scott. [00:42:43] Speaker C: One day I walked by Brian Cage and my uterus fell out. Wow. Really? Yeah. [00:42:53] Speaker A: That's hard. [00:42:53] Speaker B: Was that because of the bombs? Yeah. Yeah, it's hard as. [00:42:56] Speaker C: That's so hard. [00:42:58] Speaker A: That's hard as. Can I see it? [00:43:00] Speaker B: That's hard. That's harder than Will Osprey in his Harry Potter jacket [00:43:07] Speaker C: by a mile. [00:43:08] Speaker A: Burn. Speaking of burn, the dogs are here and they're gonna set a stage hand on fire. Apparently. Yeah, it was actually Adam Copeland. [00:43:20] Speaker B: Hey. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Hey. Because I was like, who the would be wearing a Canada jacket in Texas? [00:43:26] Speaker C: That was my. Yeah, that was my immediate grok. I was like, oh, that's not. He also had hood up. I'm like, oh, no, they're gonna get bounced. [00:43:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Because, like, there's no way they're giving these guys a talk. Like a full talking segment. Yes. I want to hear 10 minutes of David Finley talking. [00:43:47] Speaker C: Jesus. No, please, God. [00:43:49] Speaker A: Yeah, truly. Christian shows up and they attack and they beat on the dogs a bit and they take him out to the ring, and then the dogs bail. Christian gets on the mic and then says, after what happened a few weeks ago, the fans are probably expecting him to say something untoward about their families, but he won't. But he did. Never. He did. He does say he never saw a tag team that named themselves after their mothers and that. And that Finley should have come down his leg instead of making his son. There's a lot to come on this show. Apparently. [00:44:24] Speaker B: There's. [00:44:25] Speaker C: Listen, we're just working with what we got. And I gotta say, that's a. It's a burn. [00:44:31] Speaker A: That's a burn your dad. [00:44:32] Speaker C: Dad had pulled out. You should have been a masturbation session [00:44:39] Speaker A: like you belong in a Kleenex. God. [00:44:47] Speaker C: Now you belong in a clean ass. [00:44:49] Speaker A: Cope says that the dogs remind them of Cope and cage from 30 years ago. And they. They. They dropped some tag team names from the Fed and that they lost to, but then they beat because they learned their intangibles from. And they're going to use their old man grumpiness to make sure they walk out of forbidden door as Housebroken pops pretty good. [00:45:10] Speaker C: Yeah, There. There. There are a number of people coming after the dog's testicles, and I'm excited for it. [00:45:17] Speaker A: Well, housebroken doesn't have anything to do with testicles. It's just. [00:45:22] Speaker C: Oh, that's true. Well. So the Bang Bang Gang talked about the Juice Robinson's llc, about semi quick reliable sanitary animals spayed and neutering. [00:45:36] Speaker B: Yes. Yes. All right. [00:45:38] Speaker C: That was a. I watched Saturday, like, Tuesday night or something like that. So that's how I remember it. [00:45:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I understand. So, yeah. Yeah. I guess if your tag team name is the dogs, that kind of doesn't leave you with much other than like, I'll smack you with a rolled up newspaper or I will castrate you. [00:45:56] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm gonna throw you in the pound. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:00] Speaker C: It's wild hearing Copeland talk about 30 years ago because it's like you're aware but you're kind of not aware that it's been 30 years. It's been 30 years. [00:46:14] Speaker B: That's. That's the joy of perfect. That's the joy of professional wrestling. Is it like. Like the kayfabe of it all exists in time for flux. [00:46:23] Speaker A: You're both people you watch as children just never go away. Just like, please go away. Although Cajun co getting older and they [00:46:32] Speaker B: keep staying the same age. All right. [00:46:36] Speaker A: Older than me. That's how it goes. Yeah. No Copen Cage have been fine, to be honest with you. Like. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Yeah, agree. [00:46:42] Speaker C: Oh, super agree. It was just like, damn. [00:46:45] Speaker A: Damn guys. [00:46:46] Speaker C: Weird self awareness. [00:46:48] Speaker A: But not you is old. Yeah. I say that they're only like 10 years older than I am. [00:46:55] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, same. Actually they. [00:46:58] Speaker B: They've done it better than anyone, I think so far because they. They really are not. They're not. They're like. It's ridiculous. It's all ridiculous when you think about it. Sting doing table spots was insane and ridiculous. Like you didn't. What the. It's silly. It's ridiculous that they're that old and they're doing it. [00:47:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:22] Speaker A: Cage, Christian Cage too is like he, he was like having the best matches like at the start of aew. Like when he first came in, he was just killing it every single night. Like, you did not miss a Christian Cage match. He was a main event level guy for a reason. And part of that reason was they didn't have anybody else to like be in that like upper mid card. But like he held his own and he got over. [00:47:46] Speaker B: He's always been. And he's always been good. Yeah, he's always been good and he just. He had the room to work there and. And like it's the kind of thing where like I have to stop and remind myself of how old he is. Like, you know what? I'm like, Copeland. Copeland looks it. You know what I mean? [00:48:07] Speaker C: Yeah, actually, yeah, very weathered. [00:48:09] Speaker B: Like Christian. Don't look at Christian. Is. I was. I'm just like, you, you. You could be like m. You could be 40. You could be Mox's age. You know what I mean? [00:48:18] Speaker A: Right. Like Copeland's. Copeland. Seeing Copeland in aw, makes me wish he had gotten out of the WWE bubble earlier. Because yeah, Cage got out for a while and he was in tna. It was incredible. And that made him a Better performer. And he was already a better in ring guy than Adam was. And Cope just never did because he had. He was. He was. He was the Shawn Michaels of their tag team. Like, he was. [00:48:49] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:48:49] Speaker A: He. He was the guy that got pegged for, you know, singles greatness. And the only reason Cage isn't like an actual Marty Janetti is because he didn't do all of the cocaine in the world and then go on Twitter and talk about doing crimes. [00:49:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, man. There's one time this gay guy tried to have sex with me, so I murdered his asses. Like, that's a. That's a hate crime, brother. [00:49:16] Speaker A: There was another one where he was like. And then I had sex with a insert family member. Yeah, that was really. And then he was like, I'm just kidding. And it's like, well, why would you say that? [00:49:30] Speaker B: I'm like, cool. That's not funny. And also, ick. And also, I don't like. [00:49:35] Speaker A: Don't do that. Don't say that. Shut up. All right, back to the episode. Let's. Let's just go back to the episode. We got a little video package of how Starlight Kid from Stardom answered Tecla's challenge. [00:49:49] Speaker C: So thankful for the subtitles. Honestly, I was just like, thank God. I love that. Please, I want to know what she is saying. [00:49:56] Speaker B: Yes. [00:50:00] Speaker A: And then we get a response from Tecla and she says, like, let's put away all aside all, like, the stuff. And, you know, she did all the dojo sacrifices just like Starlight Kid. And she got fired from Japan. And who cares if Kid is Tony Khan's favorite wrestler? Who cares? She just wants the gold and tells her to stay on side of the. Stay on her side of the door, because over here, she runs this place and she'll shut the door on Starlight Kids. So, yeah, Starlight Kid is cool. I like her. She's very good. [00:50:31] Speaker C: Super excited. [00:50:32] Speaker A: That's gonna be a fun match. [00:50:33] Speaker B: Like a. I looked her up. She looks like a lady in a tiger mask. [00:50:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:38] Speaker A: Yes. [00:50:41] Speaker B: She's Lady Tiger Mask. I'm like, that's all. [00:50:43] Speaker C: She. [00:50:43] Speaker A: My understanding is she takes more inspiration from Dragon Kid and she hangs out with El Desperado a lot. Like, she's on all of the Desperado Invitational shows. [00:50:56] Speaker B: She looks cool as. So I'm like, yeah, I'm very ready for this. Like, let's go. [00:51:04] Speaker A: Let's see. All right, Brodido, we're next with Verdito, and they're with Lexi and Bandito is all hyped. Up and excited. And Brody says just because they went on their single side quests in the last year doesn't mean they lost a step. Don't forget about us. Bandito says he wants Mano Imano for the Continental title with Moxley. Mock shows up and says, like, hey, you know. You know what that means. No, no, no Brodido. No Death Riders. Just you and me. Shoot your shot at Forbidden Door. So that is happening now. John Moxley vs. Bandino for the Continental title. [00:51:37] Speaker B: I'm so ready. [00:51:41] Speaker C: Was so, so cute. He said, I. You could hear him. I could hear him. He's like, let's go. Yeah. He was so high. [00:51:53] Speaker B: He is hype. Yeah. I'm like, when you can tell he [00:51:56] Speaker A: was excited, like, not just to win, not for, like, any other upcoming matches. Just like, I was so happy to just do the Brodido thing again. Like, you can tell, like, him and Brody are very close. Yeah. [00:52:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that felt good. [00:52:09] Speaker A: Amazing chemistry, [00:52:12] Speaker C: super quick. But I really liked Brody Brodido and Danny Garcia in their tag team. Like, they did a really great exhibition and, like, back in of front forth, just real great wrestling. I just wanted to mention that Garcia [00:52:27] Speaker A: is so underrated as a wrestler. He's a good matchup with Bandido. [00:52:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:35] Speaker A: I think it just gets the other things I love. [00:52:38] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. I would say for him, anytime you get him and. And Lee Moriarty against each other, like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. [00:52:47] Speaker C: My God. [00:52:48] Speaker B: Like, gross. Like, they're. They're too good. They're those two against each other. It's just disgusting. Like, I could watch it all night. [00:52:58] Speaker C: Like, it was really. Yeah, it was really nice when they had the. The Cincinnati or the Cincinnati street fight was super good. And I loved the. The little back and forth, the war [00:53:08] Speaker B: between the two that up. Because, like, that. Yeah, yeah. Because that was like. I think I want to touch on that. That might be the best. First of all, I think that's the best collision I've seen in a barrier. Yes. That collision was on, like, go watch that. Go watch that collision if you have. I know we generally don't cover it, but, like, I wanted. Thank you for bringing it up because, like, that's the best street fight I've seen in a long time. [00:53:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:37] Speaker B: Like, that was a very, very, very good example of, like, what I want from, like, a street fight. And it was just. It was really good. Like, go watch collision if you haven't. It's very good. That street fight especially, was just. [00:53:54] Speaker C: And that's. That's, like, just Easy. That. And that's like the T. That's not even the tip of the iceberg in regards to the, the matches on that card. Honestly. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Yeah, the whole, yeah, the whole card is unreal. [00:54:07] Speaker A: I haven't gotten a chance to check it out because I've been asleep most of the week, but I will. No, it doesn't matter. I don't care about spoilers. [00:54:15] Speaker B: Well, yeah, no more spoilers. [00:54:17] Speaker A: It's not a spoiler. I don't care about spoilers. Yeah, I know. It happens. It's a week old. [00:54:22] Speaker B: Art is amazing. Yeah. We're talking about the follow up right now. Yeah. [00:54:29] Speaker A: Oh yeah. Anyway, yes. Danny Garcia, cool guy, kind of gets mixed up in like people debating like should you be a wrestler? Should you be more entertaining? And he's just, he's just a good wrestler and he's like yeah, otter shaped entertaining do. [00:54:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Like why, why limit yourself to just one. [00:54:49] Speaker B: Yeah, he's, he's. He's both. He's. He's a. He's an all around. He's. He's a very well rounded everything and like I just. [00:54:56] Speaker A: He. [00:54:57] Speaker B: I feel like he continually. Like I just. They don't know what to do with them after a while. Like the. I feel like the best thing that I. Again I've said before, the best thing that I've ever saw him in for the longest time was the. The him being torn between Jericho and. And Danielson that was really sick. But then after that they just did nothing. Like they did. [00:55:21] Speaker A: No follow his, his. His C2 run and then Babyface Chase for the TNT title against Jack Perry was really good. But yeah, it was really great. Like I think he's, he's got the potential to be like Danielson level good as like a technical wrestler. But it's, it's. [00:55:41] Speaker B: I feel like they just never know what to do with a story wise. [00:55:44] Speaker A: He's gotta, he's gotta get the. Yeah, he's got to get Repson. I. I don't know what to else to say. Like he just, he's just gotta get like Danielson level matches. Anyway. Speaking of awesome matches, this was the best match of the show. This is the best match of men's and women's own tournament so far. The women's Owen Hart tournament semi final match. Mercedes Monet versus Stardom's Hazuki. [00:56:12] Speaker B: This so hard. Like this, this got on. [00:56:17] Speaker A: Oh good. [00:56:18] Speaker B: This got on my match of the year list. Like it's early ish, we're halfway through but like it's on. [00:56:24] Speaker A: It's halfway through. [00:56:25] Speaker B: Gotta come up with. We gotta come up with 10 of them. It hit. Yeah. I mean, we don't have to. We don't have to. They're probably gonna ask us to again. I want to be prepared if they do. [00:56:38] Speaker A: I suppose I know what my one is going to be, but, yeah, they. I. They let us know. Hazuki is from Fukuoka, and that's a prefecture in Japan I've never been to and can't go to because the humidity in western Japan would just kill me on the spot. [00:56:54] Speaker B: Oh, damn. Good to know. [00:56:56] Speaker A: It's. It's hot. I don't do it. I don't do hot. [00:57:00] Speaker C: Yeah, that's not fun. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Yep. So, like, they. They start with doing some grapples, and they do some lucha drags, and Hazuki does some face washes. And, like, Monet, like, it's just like, hold the up. Let me take a walk. Gets head scissors, and Monet's just like, nope, nope, nope. Off. I'm done with that. Nope. Makes commentary. Makes an interesting point that, like, Hazuki's fighting to win, and then Mercedes is fighting not to lose. And that's why she's, like, kind of just taking. Taking her time to go to a commercial. And Mercedes has the offense during it. There's a really good heat session during the commercial. Just like, Gut buster Meteor is lots of offense. I can't get the win. And then she starts showing her frustration again. And this is something that I've liked about her character since she's come back, because we saw this against Windsor, and now, again, it's like, she. If she can't get her opponent where she wants her, she just, like, starts to get, like. It's, like, very early. She's very frustrated. Like, it's not like, we're deep into a match, and I've got. I, like. I hit her with, like, a bomb, and I can't pin her. It's like, we're less than 10 minutes into a match against somebody who, like, had a. Like, took me to the limit before, and I can't beat her. [00:58:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:28] Speaker A: Concerned is like, girl, calm down. You're fine. You're fine. [00:58:32] Speaker C: She also gets distracted by the cup and the belt, which I. I liked it as well. Kind of like this. This need to get to get it and is, like, obsessed with it. Driven to get it back. [00:58:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Because I was the only belt she couldn't get. [00:58:48] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:58:50] Speaker A: Her. Her 13 belts, Monet thing was the world title. [00:58:55] Speaker C: Damn. Yeah. [00:58:56] Speaker B: Yeah. So I want. You can get. And that. I. That Was one of my. Like, oh, God, what a great. What a great story. I know a lot of people were like, ah, it's not gonna be a great. No, they. They killed it. That whole thing was amazing. And the fact that she got so far, beat the record and didn't get that belt and, like, kind of like, in. In that failure kind of, like, made all of it, like, was what all of is. Is that worth if you can't get the one that you really. You know what I mean? And it made the women's belt look so awesome. Like, it just. It really. It really put a shine on that. That, like, the SP got 13 belts, but she can't get this one. [00:59:40] Speaker C: Get that one. [00:59:41] Speaker A: It gave it also. And it also made Tony's run more important, too, because she was the one that actually stopped Monet. Like, she. Like, she had all the momentum, and she stopped her. And then from there, which is now kind of downhill for. [00:59:56] Speaker B: But great. I miss Tony. Yeah. [00:59:59] Speaker A: Drive come back from. [01:00:00] Speaker B: Drive away from her, I guess. [01:00:02] Speaker A: Driving away from the sadness of it all. It's not true. I promise it's not true. It's a joke. [01:00:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:13] Speaker A: Hazuki dumps Monet on the outside and just hits, like, several baby face suicidas in a row. And the crowd just starts going nuts for it. [01:00:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:22] Speaker A: Which, like, three actually kind of pisses me off. Like, I saw. I. Unfortunately, I'm gonna mention Dave Meltzer, but, like, I saw one of his videos where he's tying with Alvarez, and they're like, wow, this crowd was terrible. They weren't into anything. I was like, I would show you. You watched. I don't know what show you watched because there were multiple. [01:00:39] Speaker C: Yeah, this is amazing. [01:00:41] Speaker B: Or like, yeah, this is awesome. Chance. Yeah. No, no, they're just. They're just. Man, they're manufacturing outrage at this point. It's. It's. [01:00:48] Speaker A: Yeah, that. [01:00:49] Speaker B: That's horseshit. What I loved about this spot is that Seth Rollins does the multiple baby face suica spots. And I have never reacted to it personally the way I reacted to this. And I want to give it to the selling of Monet because, like, when he does it, it's everyone going, oh, yeah, he's doing the thing. Hey. [01:01:14] Speaker A: Oh. [01:01:15] Speaker B: Woo. And it's like a interactive thing. This one's like, she was doing it because she's beating this down. [01:01:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:23] Speaker B: With her head and body. And, like, the way it is sold, it is like, what she's trying. She's almost up, and then she can't get up because here's this flying again. And it was just so good. And it's like they put. I don't know. It's just. You put a little. You put. It's this. It's one of those things. It's like. It's the same spot, and it's a spot I've seen so many times, but I've never enjoyed it as much as I did this time because it just. [01:01:52] Speaker A: Oh. I would dare to suggest that the main reason that it felt different and had impact is because Hazuki is a good wrestler and Seth Rollins is not a good wrestler. [01:02:02] Speaker B: He's not. [01:02:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:05] Speaker A: He never has been. He has been a kind of. Also ran his entire career, but now he's Triple H's boy. Triple hs. I see something in you. [01:02:16] Speaker B: You can use my pedigree. [01:02:19] Speaker A: You remind me of me. A guy who sucks but knows, [01:02:32] Speaker C: Man, hand down. [01:02:33] Speaker B: Well, you know what, Triple Paul? I'd love to see you do a moonsault off some fat dude's belly. All right. No, that's still the coolest thing that I've ever seen. Tyler Black, AKA Seth Rollins, too. And that was. Yeah. After a while, it's like. Oh, that's about it. [01:02:52] Speaker A: I think I've seen that match. That match is like. [01:02:55] Speaker B: Nah, it's whatever. It was that one cool spot. And I like some of his outfits, and his wife's really cool. His wife's the. [01:03:05] Speaker A: I think that Seth is appropriating homosexual culture, and he should stop. [01:03:09] Speaker B: Hey, that could be a whole nother podcast. [01:03:13] Speaker A: Pride. [01:03:15] Speaker B: Yes. [01:03:15] Speaker A: During Pride, it's appropriate for Pride to call Seth Rollins a fake. [01:03:20] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:03:26] Speaker B: I don't want. [01:03:26] Speaker A: I want. [01:03:28] Speaker C: Immediately. [01:03:28] Speaker B: You need to be wearing normal clothes unless you have sucked a dick. Seth Rollins. I need to see proof. [01:03:34] Speaker A: I mean, he might. [01:03:35] Speaker C: Over here. [01:03:36] Speaker A: He worked for Ian Rod. He may have sucked a dick. [01:03:45] Speaker B: Oh, no. I don't know how much this I'm keeping. [01:03:47] Speaker C: All right. [01:03:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:49] Speaker A: Body horror. All right. Oh, yes. All right, so Hazuki, like, does a huge shotgun drop kick, and then she transitions that to a cross face. And I've decided that we're gonna just start calling the crossface. The Benoit mentioned. That's the name of that move. It's the. The Benoit mention. Mercedes turns it over into a pin. Into a pin, and then goes for the three Amigos arm wrench through the ropes, meteor, and then she hits, like, a disgusting meteor from the middle rope onto the stage. And, like, it sounds gross. [01:04:23] Speaker C: There are three of them, and they all just land so beautifully. Ah, gorgeous. [01:04:31] Speaker A: So now she's just, like, Going after the head and neck and she's just going for strikes and submissions and she's just trying to like, you know, wear down for the. The. The. The money statement. Yeah. Money statement. No. Statement maker. This her. The moves name Moves suck. Statement maker. Yeah, I even wrote them down and I got it wrong. And then they come back from the commercial and has a geekburn. Gets another comeback. She's just beating the absolute out of Mercedes in the corner. Just like she's just punching the ever loving shadow just strikes and all this other stuff. She gets a senton, which is one of her big signature moves. Mercedes kicks out and then Hazuki immediately locks in the Benoit mentioned. Mercedes turns it over into a backslide and then they just like hold on to each other's wrists and then they just start throwing bombs at each other, just like hitting each other in the face as hard as possible. And like, at this point, I'm just like, this match is gross. [01:05:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:32] Speaker A: Complimentary. It's disgusting. This is so good. [01:05:38] Speaker C: So I love it because you don't know who's going to win. Like. [01:05:42] Speaker A: Yeah, no, for real. [01:05:44] Speaker C: Hazuku Hazuki rallies a number of times. Like, Monet has these intense moves. I think we missed it. The straight jacket into a backstabber that like. [01:06:00] Speaker A: Yeah, like she just starts hitting like backstabbers lung blowers. Just non stop. Yes. She. Hazuki gets like a tombstone. Reverses a tombstone into. Into a Cazador and get some pin. Like they just do a series of pinfalls. And then Monet locks in the statement maker gets turned into a cover. She holds on, gets a lung blower. She wants the money. Make the money makers their. Her. Her flippy, dippy thing that. That nobody likes it gets counter. Hazuki just hits like a bunch of really tight pinfalls that Mercedes barely gets through. It's good. Hazuki rolls through with the. Gets a lung blower. But it rolls through or no. Cazador rolled through. Monet gets another lung blower. Stamina maker. And Hazuki's taps. Amazing. Best match of the whole tournament so far. Best match of the night. Just amazing stuff. Absolutely killed it. [01:07:01] Speaker C: I liked Monet vs Windsor, but Monet just ran that match. Like, with this. There was a lot of back and forth. There was the, you know, once again, not knowing who was actually going to win and make it to the next round. And look, I was low key. I really wanted Monet to win. Like, yeah. [01:07:23] Speaker B: And like Monet Windsor was good. This was a barn burner. [01:07:27] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I agree. [01:07:28] Speaker B: This was like, whoa, Like I remember there. There's people, I think, not even. I think in a group chat and on the timeline that I saw, they were like, this is going like 20 minutes. Like, like this is like they're giving this, like, so, like, they really gave this some room to breathe and like [01:07:44] Speaker A: they got some time. [01:07:45] Speaker B: Wow. [01:07:46] Speaker A: For sure. And it's. It really was just like they. They've wrestled before and it was like another just amazing match. I forget what it was. It was probably. It probably would have been last year or maybe 20, 24, but whenever. [01:08:03] Speaker B: Whenever she was in Japan, they're fantastic together. [01:08:07] Speaker A: And like you said, Hampter. Like, I, I, Hazuki, I thought could have won this. [01:08:14] Speaker C: Oh, absolutely. [01:08:15] Speaker A: Like, I talk. I talk a lot about how, like wrestling sometimes, especially on televised wrestling, it's very predictable where stuff is going to go. And like, you would think the. Obviously Mercedes will win because Mercedes is the star and this is her home promotion. But Hazuki made it believable enough and Mercedes sold hard enough for that. It could have gone either way. And she was just incredible. Like, no, I can't say enough good things about this match. [01:08:50] Speaker B: I, Again, I go back. I go back to the. The way she sold those. Those baby faces suicidas. Like, like, she's just like, she was literally just getting beaten down. Like, like just. Oh, it was almost cinematic, you know, in a way that, that, that it. Things aren't always like, yeah, both of them just. They just killed it. Yeah, this whole match was too, too good. Like, everyone having to follow this. [01:09:20] Speaker A: Like, I, I don't want to say that Mercedes is underrated, but I actually think she is. And I think. I think it's. It's a case of, you know. You know, wrestling is a male dominated industry and it's got male dominated fans, and they're always going to rate the women lower. And that's partly because of misogyny, and that's partly because they spent literally 25, 30 years telling you that women's wrestling doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. And. [01:09:53] Speaker B: And. And it's racism, too, in her account. Like, I always, like, and that's where I was like, when she first came in, I was always like, I. I feel like I. Not. I feel like I got to be careful about my criticisms of her because I see all these criticisms of her that it's like, well, that's just. You just hate black woman, buddy. Like, that's all that. That's all that is. Like, I'm talking about something very specific having to do with the product. What you're saying is just gross. You know, get out of my mentions, you know, sort of deal. It's like. But all that was. Was the fed stink and that. And she got rid of that. And, like. Like, I don't know, maybe. I think it was by Statlander, too, where I was like, you know, she keeps having match of the year contenders. I think I might just have to accept that. I really love Mercedes Mona, and she's very good at this. And, like, the. The promo thing will go away as soon as she gets out of. Has been out of that. That area for a while. [01:10:59] Speaker A: Her promos were that way because she was playing that character. She has never really changed how her promo style works. That was just her character. And people. There was. Yes, there was a degree of. There's fed stick here, but then there was also a degree of, like, she's playing a cocky heel who's a chicken, who just wants her flowers because she keeps winning. Give her her flowers. If you're not giving her flowers. You, like, that's it. Like, she's being an arrogant. She's. She's an arrogant heel. It's like, yeah, it's not. [01:11:29] Speaker B: It's not much harder. [01:11:30] Speaker A: It's a character. It's a character. It's a character. It's a character. We've seen her have incredible matches her entire career. Yeah, calm down. [01:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, right. No, it's insane. And that's why it's like, yeah, my. My. Yeah, calm down, guys. My whole thing was always just the promos and it went away. And I was like, oh, yeah, no, I'm not getting on. It's better. And with the contacts. And I was like, okay, yeah, it's fine. And every time she got in the ring, I was like, I can't be. Well, you know what? The other thing that changed that. That's better. She stopped trying to do the. That move. She stopped. Like, she. I haven't seen her try to do the money maker that. [01:12:06] Speaker A: The. [01:12:07] Speaker B: Yeah, the. [01:12:08] Speaker C: Erica, [01:12:11] Speaker B: wait, I. I'm not seeing. I'm sorry. I don't have my camera up right now, so I'm not seeing. But. Irma, the screen up right now, but. Yeah, no, the money. Yeah, the, like, Guerrero. The. What you would call it, you know what I'm talking about? The gory special thing. Not the. Like, it's just not. It never worked. It never worked. And that was always. My biggest thing was the fed stink promos and, like, stop doing a finisher that doesn't work for you. Like. Like, stop trying to make Fetch happen. I saw you do it good once and like it's a cool move when you do it good, but I've only seen you do it good once. Hampter. Are you yawning or did you see something shocking? [01:12:54] Speaker C: I just, I read something that I will. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:12:59] Speaker C: Okay. [01:12:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:00] Speaker A: Put in the group chat. [01:13:07] Speaker C: I can, I can imagine it's I saw part of it and I can, I can only imagine it makes me just more angry. [01:13:14] Speaker A: I mean it's about Reddit so yes, it can only make you angry. Anyway, moving on. Hop in a car. We got a video package for the next women's semi final match. My world versus Athena. That's happening on Collision. Athena trained my world and my world says, you know you trained me and you know I'll, I'll beat you. She's not like a Cinderella story. She's gonna win the whole damn thing. She's the it girl. And Athena says, just because I taught you everything you know doesn't mean I taught you everything I know. And I'll be looking forward to that one, honestly. Yeah, I will have to catch it later because I have to work. Yay. All right. Oh boy. I don't really want to even talk about my world. [01:14:02] Speaker C: Says that she's not a cinder where Ella story and I think I like that. [01:14:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:07] Speaker C: Trying to grasp Maya world for as long as possible before having to move on. [01:14:12] Speaker A: I, I quite like my world. She, she is a good I, I, I love how my world and high end have been used to just beat over the head. The two fed women who came in and were just like, no, I'm not. We're not jabbing to Megan Bane. Ford is like, you guys got fired. These guys are challenging for the championship. If you're not gonna job we got people who will job and like you know Maya, Maya and Hay and did their stuff and Maya is now yeah, they get their, you get opportunities. [01:14:55] Speaker B: It's just kind of how the business works. From my understanding like that's, that was always so. Well they were trying to, they were trying to be little, little H's. They're trying to be little Pauls. They're like, you gotta show up in, in, in politic and, and it's like no, no, no, no, no, no. He's insane. Yeah. Like you don't understand. You were working for a bunch of crazy people. Not in the fun way like us. [01:15:21] Speaker A: I think, I think that really does show like the, the, the, the kind of sea change in aw how they do business because everybody remembers when Malachi Black came in and. What did Rusev call himself? I forget what Rusev called himself in. Aaw. Oh, they came in and. And they're just like, Nero mirror the Redeemer there. It's like, ah, well, I don't want to do jobs. I don't want to do that job. I don't want to wrestle that. And. And they, you know, stuck around. They had nothing for them because they wouldn't do business. And then they left, and they just seem to have said, like, all right, never again. We're not letting fed people tell us anymore. [01:16:05] Speaker B: Yeah, like, that's insane. Like, that's not how it works. Like, we're actually here to collaborate and make art together, whereas everyone over there seems to just be stabbing each other in the back as often as humanly possible. And it's like, no. Just no. What if? No. [01:16:21] Speaker A: And plus, it's not. It's not TNA in the 2000s, 2010s either. It's. It's just straight up. Like, this is not a place that you go to just rehab your image until you get hired back. This is a place where you can do something. [01:16:35] Speaker C: Yeah. Keep that in mind. Like. Well, you break out of abusive brute. An abusive system, an abusive, like, boss. Like, it's. You call it fed stink. And. Yeah, that's absolutely true. Like. Or fleas. You get, you know, the fleas. You lay down with dogs. [01:16:50] Speaker A: But, yeah, you lay down with the dogs. [01:16:55] Speaker B: Oh, God. You get that. [01:16:58] Speaker A: Please. [01:16:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:02] Speaker A: Why. Why are you talking like that? This is how I always talk now. This is you respecting me. All right, Go watch the last episode of. Hey, that is so funny. It's so good. [01:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:17:22] Speaker A: this is. All right. I'm putting this off because this pissed us off. This pissed everybody off. Yeah, a lot of people off. There's like, a segment this time. [01:17:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:32] Speaker A: It was a segment of people that this didn't piss off, and they can all go themselves. [01:17:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:39] Speaker A: A bunch of. You know, I'm not gonna say you hate women, but I don't trust you don't like them. [01:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you love having sex with women. You don't like women. [01:17:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:52] Speaker B: And that's. That's. Yeah. Then I think people don't realize there's a difference, and I want to smack them all. This segment was h. How did silence do it? Wait, what now? [01:18:06] Speaker A: Up and down. What did Silent say? [01:18:09] Speaker B: How Silent put it? Like, missandre is not real, but, like, it'd be really great if we could give it a go, you know? [01:18:15] Speaker A: Like, oh, no. Yeah. No, that. That's what I said. It was like, I think I. That [01:18:25] Speaker B: sand. [01:18:28] Speaker A: Every week we get. Every week we get closer to me becoming a true misandrist. [01:18:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:18:36] Speaker A: Every day it's like, I'm just gonna. Every day I'm just gonna give up my sexuality and just be like, women. I'm a lesbian now. Yeah. Become a born again lesbian. [01:18:49] Speaker C: I've seen the error of my ways. [01:18:51] Speaker B: It's just all like. I'm sorry, CIS men. I don't know what I was thinking. [01:18:55] Speaker A: But, like, penis is good, but it's not this good. [01:18:59] Speaker B: No. [01:19:00] Speaker A: Face to face. [01:19:01] Speaker B: What's great is the only. You don't even got to go to system for penis anymore. It's wonderful. [01:19:06] Speaker C: That's great. They don't have the. They don't have to market on it. [01:19:09] Speaker B: That's why they hate my kind, our kind, so much. One of many reasons. [01:19:16] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know if you knew this, but it don't work the same way. [01:19:19] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. [01:19:20] Speaker C: Yeah, I do. I didn't. [01:19:22] Speaker B: And I mean, there's. There's. [01:19:30] Speaker A: I'm just saying. [01:19:31] Speaker C: Look, here's the thing. We can say that it's true, and in certain circumstances, like, yeah, hell yeah, play it on me. Crazy. [01:19:42] Speaker B: Quite literally. Yeah. [01:19:43] Speaker A: No, quite literally. [01:19:45] Speaker B: Quite literally. But no, quite. But that's the thing is we are in a space where we know all of us and we know that we love to talk about common dicks and. And like, we're a bunch of freaks. We literally call our listeners sickos, you know, like, so it's fine and good if you and your wife have. Have like that dynamic where it's fine for you to be so disgustingly disrespectful to her in a way that. That she finds hot. That's awesome. That's between you and her and whoever else you want to invite in consensually. You can't say that in front of a crowd of ass. CIS men. [01:20:33] Speaker C: No. [01:20:34] Speaker B: Okay. Because then they start thinking that's okay. And the fact that we still have to explain this to you makes me want to defenestrate myself. Like. Like, this is getting insane. [01:20:46] Speaker A: Let's just get into it because we're gonna. There's gonna be a lot to be said about this, and we're already going long. All right, so face to face. Meeting Osprey and Swerve. Tony Schiavone is conducting the interview. Osprey comes out. Tony congratulates him on his wedding over the weekend. Thanks him and Says he should be on his honeymoon, but apparently Alex told him, you know, it's okay, Hawaii can wait. Go and chase your dreams. That would have been a great promo right there. That would have been a heartfelt, heartwarming moments between, you know, husband and wife. That's. That's Adrian in the hospital after almost dying in childbirth, looking at Rocky and saying, win. That's what that is. [01:21:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. Yeah. And then you can have his. Yo, Adrian, I did it. [01:21:33] Speaker A: Unfortunately, unfortunately, Will Ospreay continues to talk and he says that he took his bra, his new bride upstairs and smashed your brains out. Like, okay, you know, I can respect that. I, I enjoy, I enjoy similar treatment. [01:21:50] Speaker B: And then doesn't enjoy smashing and, or being smashed. This is true. [01:21:54] Speaker A: And then he says he finished. And he. Did he say finished? Well, I just watched. I don't remember he actually said finished. Anyway, he made me think about coming. I had to think about Will Osprey coming. And that's why you should give me money for this. He said, he tells her, clean yourself off. I'm going to Houston. [01:22:13] Speaker C: Toss her towel. [01:22:14] Speaker A: Toss her towel. [01:22:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That is. [01:22:18] Speaker A: I, I would. So now can I read you what [01:22:22] Speaker C: the AEW Dynamite site results page says just so super quick. [01:22:29] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:22:30] Speaker C: Explained how he made it up to Windsor before the most dangerous man in AEW made his entrance. [01:22:37] Speaker A: How he made it up to her. All right, so here's the thing. [01:22:41] Speaker B: Wow. [01:22:41] Speaker A: I don't even want to get into. I'm not even going to say, like, oh, maybe, you know, they do degrading talk. Like, because if you're with a partner, if you're with a partner that you're comfortable enough that you get married to them, you say all kinds of. I have said all kinds of. To partners and it's been like, this is for us to say to each other. This is. [01:22:59] Speaker B: Yeah, because you like. No, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like, you know what each other's vibe is. [01:23:06] Speaker A: The problem here. Problem here, to quote Dennis Reynolds, is the implication. [01:23:13] Speaker B: It's the implication. [01:23:15] Speaker A: The implication. So I would like to recap the story on television, as we have seen in the past couple weeks, is Will beat Mark Davis and he had a promo after that match where he's talking about how it all was hard and difficult and Alex Windsor just came up, wrapped him around the shoulders and is just sobbing and wants consolation from her. Her. Her partner. Because she lost her match to Mercedes and her dream of challenging for the title at Wembley is dashed. And Will, like, You know, just tells the cameraman to leave. [01:23:51] Speaker C: He says, we'll get through this. [01:23:53] Speaker A: We'll get through it together. [01:23:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:57] Speaker A: He made me. [01:23:57] Speaker B: He made me find him a good partner. And I didn't appreciate that. I was like, oh, you're being a good man. [01:24:04] Speaker A: And then he comes here and he. He's. It's. It's not like, you know, there's no. There's no, there's no acknowledgment of how devastated she is about her loss. There's nothing about her as a wrestler, as a character on a wrestling show, as a person. It is just. [01:24:22] Speaker B: She's acceptable for my come. [01:24:24] Speaker A: I come. And I said, yeah, I did it come. I did it coming. [01:24:28] Speaker B: I did. [01:24:29] Speaker A: See you later. [01:24:30] Speaker B: I did it and I did it come. And I said off. You take care of it. And like [01:24:39] Speaker C: this, this screen, this screams to me. Sorry. Oh, please, go ahead. [01:24:43] Speaker A: No, no, no, go ahead. Hampter. I'm gotta compose myself. [01:24:48] Speaker C: Just said it previously like it. This screams to me. I let the world see for just the fractious fraction of an instant that I can be compassionate towards my wife. And now I have to erase every single doubt in their mind that that was actually real. [01:25:07] Speaker B: Yeah, the lad. The lads called me a poof during. [01:25:11] Speaker A: They said I was a poof. Poof and a fairy. Yes, a poof. [01:25:16] Speaker C: And you know, I'm. I'm. I'm going up against Swerve Strickland, the dangerous man alive. But, you know, I'm hard. I'm with the death writers now. [01:25:24] Speaker A: I come. I come in girls all the time. I'm hard as. [01:25:27] Speaker B: I come in girls all the time. I stay hard. Have you ever seen anyone so hard in a Harry Potter Members Only jacket or whatever? [01:25:36] Speaker A: I'm so hard, bro. I'm so hugging hard, bro. That's all. [01:25:39] Speaker B: I am hard right now. [01:25:41] Speaker A: To make it. To make it even more obnoxious. I'm gonna get it out of the way now before we go on and this. I know this is running late, but like we've started late. I don't give a. Yeah, I am [01:25:53] Speaker B: gonna do my nails on the hope. That's okay. [01:25:56] Speaker A: That's fine. [01:25:56] Speaker C: That's fine. [01:25:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:26:04] Speaker A: Wrestling is male dominant. [01:26:06] Speaker B: You don't say. [01:26:07] Speaker A: Male dominated. Heterosexual mostly. And when women, CIS women, queer women, trans women, non binary femmes express that, hey, I didn't really care for this. Don't tell them they're wrong. Don't tell them they're being overly sensitive. Don't do any of that. There's More of us here than you seem to think. There's so many more of us than you seem to think. And hey, here's another thing. If you're Will Ospreay yourself, don't get on Twitter. Single some woman out for a dog pile by, quote, by replying to her. Just don't. Just don't. Because you know it's going to lead to death threats. Will Asprey is a piece of. I don't give a. About, you know, if he's good at wrestling, if he's just dumb, I don't care if he's just dumb. Him just. [01:26:58] Speaker B: Yeah, at this point, it don't matter. He's dangerous. [01:27:01] Speaker A: There's, there's, there's too many things. Like he seems, he, he really does seem to have an attitude at this point that he is just above everything else, all this drama, whatever. He can do whatever he wants. He's untouchable. I don't give a. I do not care how many flips. I don't care how many flips he does in a wrestling match. Will Ospreay. [01:27:26] Speaker B: Yeah, forever. [01:27:28] Speaker A: And speaking of people who say Will Aspiring, here comes Strickland, the baby faced baby face of this feud. [01:27:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:27:46] Speaker B: For me, he's gonna end this man. For me, specifically, quickly. I love him. Yeah. [01:27:51] Speaker A: At least give him a good hard kick so that he's less dumb. [01:27:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:57] Speaker A: Nana tells Tony Schiavone his suit is too tight and he should leave to loosen it up. I sort of mentioned he hasn't heard. He hasn't heard from Osprey and tells him he's changed. Will doesn't think anything changed except his hair, but swear says no. Man, you're like hanging out with the Death Riders. [01:28:17] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:28:21] Speaker A: Do we need to have a chat? And it's like, yeah, you're hanging out. We, like, we spent like months fighting the Death Riders. You talked me into stepping aside for hangman Adam Page to fight the Death Riders and now you're playing quote unquote, booty boot camp with them. There's no explanation. Nobody knows why. His wife doesn't know why. And we know why he wouldn't tell his wife because he seemingly does not respect her as anything other than a seed bed. [01:28:52] Speaker B: Jesus. [01:28:52] Speaker A: All right, can we censor that? [01:28:57] Speaker C: It was pretty good. [01:28:58] Speaker B: How. How is it. How is it that steed bed is grosser than when I said, come dumpster. What the is wrong with our society? I think I might have ended Erica there. She recovers. [01:29:17] Speaker A: That. [01:29:18] Speaker B: That was. [01:29:18] Speaker A: Oh, [01:29:21] Speaker B: seed bed. [01:29:26] Speaker A: That's a bit Much. That was a bit much. I used. I used a hentai term there. I'm sorry. I told him myself for sure. [01:29:33] Speaker C: Oh, damn. [01:29:35] Speaker A: So gross. Yeah. If anybody else recognized it before it, then, you know, you can't be mad. [01:29:42] Speaker C: I see you. [01:29:44] Speaker B: I know what you are. [01:29:48] Speaker A: Yeah. So. So Will's all like, yeah, the. The Death Riders taught me how to wrestle and to not be a. And they made my neck not a. And he asked Swerve, why didn't he come and help him when his neck was busted. I was like, oh, no, wait, I can't be mad at you because your knee was exploded. Your knee exploded before then. But when did all this start? This was an A. All in Texas. And they beat the Young Bucks. But Swerve didn't show up to help Hangman. And they were, like, gonna help Hangman and Page. But Swerve didn't show up until after Osprey had already been hurt and taken out and he, like, came in and took all the, you know, glory and all that stuff. Why weren't you there to help me and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yap, yap. Yeah. [01:30:31] Speaker B: I actually think that there's someone on Blue sky who I. I hope to God is a fan of. Of ours, because otherwise I don't understand why they would have the name Guts. But it's like, you go. You go. You ghosted me and thus I'm going to gay murder you for pride, like, basically. And I'm like, yes. S. Yes. [01:30:56] Speaker A: Shout out Guts on Blue sky. [01:30:58] Speaker B: Shout out Guts on Blue Sky. [01:31:01] Speaker C: Incredible. [01:31:04] Speaker A: Yeah. So he. He. Osprey is talking about how the Owen is bigger, is a bigger story than anything that happened last year. And it's his dream to main event in Wembley because he wants to. Everybody dreams of scoring a football goal and in the championship in Wembley. And wrestling is the same as soccer, apparently. Football. Gov, bruv, bruv, bruv. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Then I tossed a towel to the goalie and said, I gotta go. [01:31:34] Speaker A: I gotta go. Houston, please. Surf up. I'll go to Houston, Mr. Goalie Man. Ew. [01:31:45] Speaker C: Now it's too far. [01:31:46] Speaker B: No. [01:31:47] Speaker A: All right, so swerve, Swerve, Swerve is just like. That's not how you cut a promo. This is how you cut a promo. [01:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:56] Speaker A: Because, like, yeah, Osprey is just like, you won't hesitate and I won't hesitate to take you out either. And sort of like, not if I do it first. Yes. He had to listen to him say it. It wasn't. Say it wasn't either. Their time last year, that it was Hangman's time and he sat back and he fought the Death Riders for Hangman. And where is he now? Where's Hangman now? Nobody's heard from him. And he can't even fight for the championship anymore. All of Osprey's work last year to get everybody on the same page was for nothing. And you think Swerve will step out of the way for Will, that he actually says that I'm done stepping aside for other people? [01:32:37] Speaker B: Well, just. I want to point out what Hampter said off Mike. They censored the. That. Not. Not the. The. The other. [01:32:45] Speaker C: They apologized for it. [01:32:46] Speaker B: Oh, they apologized. Yeah, they apologized. [01:32:49] Speaker A: I heard it. I heard an uncensored. [01:32:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:53] Speaker B: Oh, I love that for you. [01:32:55] Speaker A: We all love an uncensored, don't we, folks? Yep. He says, I'm done stepping aside for other people from what I deserve. When he was world champion, he had to let legends take up his time. And he's not letting it happen anymore. Not even for Will. He made a career to throw him all tabs in the system. And every time they wrestle each other, they raise the bar. And after 10 years, one thing remains true. Swerve Strickland over Will Ospreay. Not even in his debut year, he couldn't. Like, in his debut in aew, he still couldn't beat Swerve when he was, like, at his best. So when he goes to Wembley, you can come back and challenge for it after Swerve wins the title. And he'll beat him again and again and again. This Will Osprey is not better than me. On your worst day, with your neck. Knocks, knocks, knocks. Swerve down. And not a hand. Swerve a chain. And Swerve starts menacing him with a chain. And the Death Riders show up as backup. And Swerve is just like, yeah, you're wrong, Will. You really have changed. Yeah, that's true. That's true. So true. Quick, quick, quick. This was good. It, like. Swerve side of the promo is good. Like, the whole segment itself was great, except for. Except, you know, Ospreys come. [01:34:18] Speaker B: He just had to. That's the thing, that. It's so sis dude, to just be like, I gotta talk about my dick, guys [01:34:26] Speaker C: for this. [01:34:27] Speaker A: It really. It really did feel like he just, like, he got a reaction. He got a bigger reaction. He's like, I will talk about coming. And he got the best reaction out of all this. [01:34:37] Speaker C: You know, this reminds me of a promo that he cut when he was talking to Joe, because his whole thing has been like, well, where were you? Why am I with the Death Riders? Where were you? And nobody can, like, answer him that, but he talked about waking up in the morning, grabbing his wife's ass, and sitting and scrolling on his phone, reading about how he was over. This was after he broke, like, when he. When his neck was broken. [01:35:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:11] Speaker C: And I was like, right, sorry. Not to bring up, but he's always been kind of. [01:35:17] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, He's. It's been a thing for a minute here. Yeah, yeah. Like, so he's like, I'm gonna lean into it. [01:35:23] Speaker A: Like, it's. [01:35:25] Speaker C: I wonder if part of it is. He really hates the fact that now his marriage to Alex Windsor is like, hey, fabe. In this story. I don't. I'm not. I'm trying not to make excuses for him, but it feels like, really. [01:35:40] Speaker A: I don't know, because he's. He's kind of always done this, like. All right, okay. So in New Japan, I think he's [01:35:46] Speaker B: just this kind of guy. [01:35:47] Speaker C: Yeah. My sample size is very small, even. [01:35:49] Speaker A: All right, so in New Japan, when he formed the United Empire, he left chaos. He had. I think he was dating her at the time, but there was a woman wrestler. B. Priestley was with him, and she was in the United Empire for, like, a hot minute. But New Japan doesn't actually have a women's division. Like, it's. It's only men. Like, it's only been recently after they. Their parent company bought stardom, that they even bothered having an IWGP women's title. But Bea Priestley was part of the United Empire, but she couldn't wrestle, so they had to get rid of her. How did they get rid of her? Will basically, like, laser out. That's what happened. So it's kind of just like, done with you, goodbye, gone, we're forgotten about you. And it just like that. I know he's a heel. I know he's a bad guy. That's tone deaf. That's very tone. Yeah, that's kind of gross. And I don't like that. And it's just like. And it's. It's. It's like one of those things where, like, you, like, it makes sense in a wrestling perspective, but then there's also just, like. That's uncomfortable. And, like, thinking about it more, it's just like, I. It doesn't sit right with me. And I, like, I'm begging wrestling promotions to remember women watch this. And it's not that women are, you know, gross. Deviants themselves. But we recognize how you treat women on these shows. [01:37:19] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not okay. It's just not okay. [01:37:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:27] Speaker A: And again, we're only six years removed from speaking out, where all these people had terrible things happen to them, and now they're all being allowed back in because enough time has passed. So, yeah, off. See, there's a little. Little quick signing backstage where Garcia is, like, gassing up Osprey about how Swerve called him fragile and will, the fragile man that he is actually does freak out. Box has to show up and be like, hey, you know that words can't hurt you, right? None of this. None of what Swerve said matters. None of what Garcia says matters. You have to focus. [01:38:04] Speaker B: Why are you being such a right now? Dude, we anticipated this. You're not what we taught you. [01:38:11] Speaker A: Focus. [01:38:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway. Touches Danny's face for some reason. It's amazing. And there's a clip of it on Blue Sky. Yeah, like, I've. I've watched it, like, so many times already. It's so good, man. [01:38:29] Speaker C: I loved, once again, Danny Garcia appreciation moment. [01:38:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he's really good for a moment. [01:38:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:38:37] Speaker A: Genuinely interesting. Osprey has been. Has his affiliation with the Death Riders, and they're just not really addressing it or they're pretending that he's not with them or whatever. Anyway, main event time. The Don Callis. Mjf. DC MJF or M. Day. Mjdc. I forget how they did it. [01:39:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:01] Speaker A: Mjf. Kevin Knight, Kyle Fletcher, Jake Doyle, Kazuchka Okada and Andrade. El Idolo versus Mark Briscoe's team. And Mark Briscoe has gotten together conglomeration friends. Kyle O'Reilly, Roderick Strong, Orange Cassidy, along with Konosuke Takeshita and a rapist. [01:39:20] Speaker B: Son of a. [01:39:24] Speaker A: Who'd they get? Who'd they get? Who'd they. Oh, I was so. [01:39:28] Speaker B: I was like, because. Because, like, it's forbidden door. I was like, who, like, who they gonna get? They always get, like, anybody. Anyone. They. Anybody but him. [01:39:39] Speaker A: Mark was just like, this guy hates Kevin Knight. He's got so many problems with him right now. It's like it's speedball. No. [01:39:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:46] Speaker C: Yeah. It could have been. Could have been. That would have been. [01:39:50] Speaker B: It would have been so good. [01:39:53] Speaker C: Yes. [01:39:54] Speaker B: But no. Oh. [01:39:56] Speaker C: Mark teased. Yeah. [01:39:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:59] Speaker B: That's not fun. I'm not happy with any of this. And, I mean, [01:40:06] Speaker A: one thing that I was entertained by was Takeshita had a quick little thing to say where he said, kyle, I want you Okada. I Hate you. This is the hottest love triangle in wrestling. [01:40:21] Speaker B: It's very, very good. [01:40:24] Speaker A: So, yeah, these are not just the teams for tonight. These will be the teams in the cage match. And Darby being in it just disappoints me incredibly. And every. [01:40:36] Speaker C: Every time he pops up, I'm like, well, how are we gonna try. How are we gonna see Darby Allen try and kill himself tonight? He should have got it. [01:40:44] Speaker A: He got it. He's done that spot before, too. That's not even. Yeah. [01:40:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:50] Speaker C: I think it might be the first time I've seen it. [01:40:52] Speaker A: There's a. There's an added stipulation to this, that if anybody gets their team disqualified, the person who does the DQ is eliminated from the match at Forbidden Door. So this would have been a great way to get rid of somebody, but no. No. [01:41:09] Speaker B: Yeah. No. As soon as they said that, I was like, sweet, awesome. Kill. Kill him, Kevin. The bus night. Let's go. [01:41:17] Speaker C: Finish the job, Kevin. [01:41:19] Speaker A: When they cut whatever. He's in Philly. We call him the septa. Southeast Pennsylvania Public Transportation Association. Humor for you. I had to think about in Minneapolis. [01:41:35] Speaker B: We call him the mta. [01:41:36] Speaker C: Yeah, we call it the cta. [01:41:39] Speaker A: There you go. [01:41:39] Speaker B: The Metro Transit. Yeah, Metro Transit Association. Are you guys union, too? [01:41:44] Speaker C: Yeah, Chicago Transit. [01:41:45] Speaker A: A 30 septus got a union. Always on strike, and I don't blame him. [01:41:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:54] Speaker A: So that they. They do some stuff. MJF and Andrade argue, but he starts against Andrade, starts against Briscoe, and they do some stuff, and he's just like, actually, no, this. Where's my ring, girl? So he goes and flirts, and the conglomeration takes turns beating him up in the corner. He tries to run away, and O.C. removes pants. [01:42:16] Speaker C: He's very good at that. Very proficient at removing Andrea's pants. [01:42:22] Speaker A: Yep. We got an important part of this match is we get Kyle versus Kyle next. [01:42:30] Speaker C: It's great because you can just chant one name. [01:42:33] Speaker A: Yes. It's true. And you're right. Yeah. So. So Kyle poses, but when they lock up, Kyle works the arm instead. The crowds go and let's go, Kyle. Kyle sucks. Kyle does some good grappling, but Kyle gets. Comes back with an arm wringer. And then commentary talks about how canonically Taz's first name is also Kyle. I don't know where that. How that came up, but, yeah, Kyle. Taz. Yes, that's his name. Kyle. Taz. All right, so then Kyle gets Kyle with an ankle lock, and then both teams just come in to save Kyle, and it just breaks down the Commercial. [01:43:12] Speaker C: I know exactly who you're talking about. [01:43:14] Speaker A: That's because you take more meticulous notes than I do. OC Dives on my Darby coffin drops Jake Doyle. Takeshito just, like, does a gigantic dive on everybody, which gets a big pop. [01:43:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:43:29] Speaker A: Darby tries to get in with mjf, and the night just takes him out from behind, and then Fletcher saves him anyway. And DCF guys get in each other's faces because, like, oh, no, wait, I don't like you or Andrade. [01:43:44] Speaker C: And, yeah. [01:43:45] Speaker A: As a boner. Kevin something. [01:43:47] Speaker C: Yeah. Kevin and Kyle are. [01:43:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Everybody's at odds in the Don Callis family is a bunch of alphas. [01:43:53] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I think a good competition is. Is healthy in this kind of family. [01:44:00] Speaker A: Like, okay, T is like, I like when. I like when people on my team are fighting each other. They do this. They do this. [01:44:13] Speaker C: Yes. Oh, this is so good. [01:44:15] Speaker A: They do this fun bit where Doyle is just, like, just breaking everybody doing a shoulder breaker on the. On the apron to everybody. And so, like, Max keeps feeding them arms, and then he goes to give him Orange Cassie's arm, and Orange gives him Max arm. He's like, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. And, you know, he gets an arm breaker. [01:44:35] Speaker C: That was so good. Everybody's yelling at Jake Doyle, like, no. And he. He stops, and then he, like, slowly turns around and understands what's going on. [01:44:47] Speaker A: The best part about this is Andrade is, like, in front of Doyle, so he sees what's happening, and he's just like, yes, yes, do it. [01:44:57] Speaker B: Celebrating. [01:44:58] Speaker A: It's awesome. Roderick Strong comes in and just starts, like, actually doing workhorse Roderick Strong and just throwing dudes around. He starts, you know, doing the using Orange Cassidy as a weapon bit. [01:45:11] Speaker B: Oh, God, I love that all the time. More of it. Yes. [01:45:15] Speaker A: It's so good. I want to see Roderick. [01:45:19] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. [01:45:20] Speaker A: No, no, no, go ahead, Go ahead, Please, please. [01:45:22] Speaker C: Oh, she's laid the out, too. Like, yes. This was after he had been, like, you know, he always gets terrorized by somebody, and then he was just on the ground. Roderick picks him up, and he's like, okay, time to go, buddy. No rest for the wicked. He's just. I'm so, so tired. [01:45:42] Speaker A: Renee. Yes. Strong and Doyle are going at it, and, like, Roddy's, like, kind of moving Doyle and he's gonna do a run thing, like a running move. But Joel just, like, stomps on Rowdy's foot so he can't get away and just tosses him like a small child. It's awesome. Kyle comes in and takes out Doyle. And Andrade murders Darby with the Dios de los Muertos. And to cash in Okada go at it. And Taka gets the upper hand. Fletcher just. Just comes in and disrupts it. But then Takeshi just hits a huge blue thunderbomb on Fletcher, which is awesome. [01:46:24] Speaker C: Yes. [01:46:26] Speaker A: MJF runs away from. [01:46:27] Speaker C: Really? He kicks in there, too. [01:46:29] Speaker A: I love it. I can't wait for when they have their singles match. [01:46:33] Speaker C: Oh, God, yes, please. [01:46:34] Speaker A: Briscoe and MJF end up alone. Max runs away, and Knight saves him. They do some back and forth, and Fletcher comes in because Fletcher's got history with Jay. Not Jay, Mark, too. Knight saves him from a J. Driller. Darby chases Knight into the crowd, and then they wind up on the stage. And then Doyle just gets a hold of that little piece of. And hurls him from the stage into the ring post. [01:46:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:46:59] Speaker A: There we are. Yeah. And I just. My only note for that is seen it [01:47:05] Speaker C: weak. No. If he wants to die, earn it. [01:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:13] Speaker C: Impress me. [01:47:15] Speaker A: Put some effort into it. Drink. [01:47:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:17] Speaker C: Come on. [01:47:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:21] Speaker C: Gargle, dick hole. [01:47:23] Speaker A: Gargle. All right. Max was the heat seeker on Mark. Mark tosses him off, and Max's knees all taped up, so he's. He's like, kind of like, oh, oh, J. Driller. But then Don Callis, who is also. Who's wearing an ascot, by the way it looks like on him. Because he's ugly. [01:47:44] Speaker B: He's wearing it wrong. [01:47:46] Speaker A: Because he's wearing it wrong. But, like, he's supposed to. Yeah. [01:47:49] Speaker B: Like, yeah. [01:47:52] Speaker A: Mark goes up, Fletcher catches him strong, gets tagged in, and MJF catches him, like, just gets salt of the earth right away on Roderick Strong. And Roddy has to tap. And winners are DC mjf. And then the heels just attack right away. They beat down the faces. [01:48:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:16] Speaker A: Max wants Andrea to hold Briscoe for him to hit him with the. The dynamite diamond ring. And Andre is like, no, go yourself. And Don, you know, says, you know, I bought a boat. [01:48:26] Speaker C: Hold him. [01:48:26] Speaker A: And he punches him. He was all, celebrate the end. That's a weird Dynamite. It's a weird Dynamite. [01:48:34] Speaker B: There's a lot of really good matches and a lot of weird in between. [01:48:38] Speaker A: There were the. [01:48:39] Speaker C: The last match, I. I mean, I. I liked this 12 team or the. Yeah, the 12 man tag. Their team match, but, like, it was kind of weird and unexpected. [01:48:50] Speaker A: Yeah. It feels like they had more in mind, but, like, stuff. Something happened or maybe travel didn't happen the way it's supposed to. Maybe. But I don't know. There's like, there was three excellent matches. There was a Kenny Omega squash match and then there was a lot of talking and. [01:49:06] Speaker C: Yeah, there was. [01:49:08] Speaker A: I had to hear about. Well, Osprey busting. [01:49:10] Speaker B: It's weird for a dynamite. [01:49:11] Speaker A: Yeah, there was even. [01:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't want to hear even. [01:49:14] Speaker A: Even on like, talk. Heavy Dynamites. This felt like it had more talking on it than not talking. Like, I didn't need. [01:49:21] Speaker B: It was heavy even for that. [01:49:23] Speaker A: Heavy talk. Heavy talking. [01:49:25] Speaker C: Yeah. Will and Swerve went long. [01:49:27] Speaker A: I felt they went so long. Like, if I could say anything else about like, you know, like the dogs and Cope and Cage segment. At least it was quick. [01:49:36] Speaker C: Yeah, it was. They said their and left. [01:49:40] Speaker A: Yeah. And then Kenny and Zach didn't really do anything. They didn't. They had like sort of an interaction, but not really. There is a. On collision. The Elite and Jack at. Well, Jack is the Elite. The Elite are going to wrestle. Tmdk. So that'll be good. On Collision. Enjoy that. That should be a lot of fun. [01:50:03] Speaker B: Yeah, if. I don't know, I think. [01:50:06] Speaker C: Go ahead. [01:50:07] Speaker A: No, please. [01:50:08] Speaker B: Well, I was gonna say it has a. A hell of a lot to. To live up to because, like, again, last week's collision was unreal. Like, that might be one of my favorite collisions in a long while, but. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like this was like an okay one, but overall, like, exactly one step down from how awesome of a dynamite was last week. [01:50:32] Speaker A: Like, I would. I would take the matches this week over last week's. Like, I would. I would watch every single match on the show, but I would not, like, sit down and re. Watch the entire episode again. [01:50:45] Speaker B: Yeah, because it's just. [01:50:47] Speaker C: Have you guys noticed that Don Callis won't let his boys wear pants? Like, they all gotta wear little pants so they can. He can see his. Their thighs. Except Kevin Knight. [01:51:00] Speaker A: Kevin. [01:51:00] Speaker B: Well, he's also. Give it time. He's new [01:51:06] Speaker C: wearing the pants, but has [01:51:08] Speaker B: the little shorts just in case so you can rip them off for daddy. Oh, yeah. [01:51:14] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. [01:51:17] Speaker B: Don's a dirty, dirty bird. [01:51:22] Speaker A: If he wasn't. If he wasn't a pimp. And we all know what happens to pimps, don't we, folks? They get Travis pickled and I don't. We didn't talk about an old movie this week or a new old movie. We talked about the same old movies. [01:51:39] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We don't have to. Not everything has to be a new segment. You're we're still allowing the cryptid to go. And that's good. [01:51:47] Speaker A: I mean, it goes. Because I will it too. [01:51:50] Speaker B: That. Yeah. Top of. That's a cryptid, right? That's a type of cryptid. [01:51:55] Speaker A: No, tulpa is a concept. It's not a cryptid. [01:51:58] Speaker B: I know. It could be a tulpa. [01:52:01] Speaker A: Eastern philosophy. [01:52:03] Speaker B: I literally have a culturally appropriative tattoo on my leg. Okay, okay. Jesus. [01:52:10] Speaker A: That doesn't mean. You know what it means. [01:52:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a Ganesh. It's the remover of obstacles. And I got it after some really up that I needed removed from my life. But doesn't make it okay. Yeah, I know, I know. But you're talking about. You're talking about Eastern religion. I'm cutting [01:52:33] Speaker A: religion. I said eastern religion. Philosophy. [01:52:35] Speaker B: All right, everyone go check out the movie the Empty Man. And that is a good movie. It is a very good movie. [01:52:41] Speaker A: And. [01:52:42] Speaker B: And other good things. Go find Hampter on Blue sky so you can see this amazing tattoo. [01:52:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:52:50] Speaker B: Disgustingly awesome. And it's huge. The bar. It's so big. It's so big, dude. Like, what the. [01:52:59] Speaker A: I know. I know it sounds. [01:53:00] Speaker C: It's. [01:53:01] Speaker A: It's the. It's the picture you had commissioned, so. But yeah, the artist's name and all that other stuff too, I assume. So that'll be good. [01:53:10] Speaker B: Any other housekeepings from y'? All? [01:53:14] Speaker A: I have to piss really bad. [01:53:16] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, same. [01:53:18] Speaker A: All right, fair enough. [01:53:19] Speaker B: Okay, well, then real quickly. Patreon.com WnFFpod Find me on blue sky. Give me money. Find Eric on blue sky. Give them money. Fine. Hampter on blue sky. Give someone on their page money. What's there. Oh, listen to my new show with bugs. Everything is wrestling. It is very fun. It is good. I've been told it's good. I've been told it's not bad. The next episode coming up has been recorded and I'm just gonna go ahead and re and tell everyone anyways because I think it's fun to give you all my sickos preview. It's called to be the Roman Empire is Wrestling. So that reminds me, there's one or two vases. There's one or two vases in the basement that I really need you to not touch because I need to be fencing those for reasons. [01:54:10] Speaker A: But hey, I'm gonna touch them. No, no. Hey, hey. [01:54:13] Speaker B: But look, don't. No, no, don't. [01:54:15] Speaker A: If you don't touch them, down the stairs. [01:54:17] Speaker B: If you don't touch them, we get to buy a of bunch boat. All right. Happy wrestling. [01:54:22] Speaker C: I get seasick. [01:54:47] Speaker B: Someone say something funny. [01:54:49] Speaker A: He should make like a real like an osprey from the u. S. Air force and crash and kill a bunch of people. I don't know. Is that funny? Is that a stinger? [01:55:01] Speaker C: I mean, I think it's funny. [01:55:03] Speaker A: Will osprey be a vetol piece of that? We spent billions of dollars on in the military that could have gone to poor people crash and die. [01:55:15] Speaker C: Nishala.