He's a Grindr

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Claudio. Claudio, you've already been serving cotton. On that note, welcome back to Wednesday night Fake fight. That's as good note as any. It is still I. The Ella Taylor, what with the she's and the hers and the wrestle Queers, where we are listening or. Well, you're listening. We watch the wrestling. It's. It's been a week. [00:01:17] Speaker A: And. [00:01:19] Speaker B: And we talk about it. The AEW grabs the dynamite graphs. We're lighting the fuse. First Wrestle queer go. [00:01:26] Speaker A: It's me, Erica Warrens, and I want to point out that if Claudia Cascioli is a space marine, that technically makes him trans, because they are transhumans. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Yeah, this is true. Well, he certainly. [00:01:38] Speaker A: They all get their hormones and with. [00:01:43] Speaker B: He's certainly something. We know that because. What the. And of course, Wrestle queer number two, the beloved creation apple of my IO soy. I have to say. [00:02:01] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm gonna step on out and we'll have a super Soaker full of cheese. Nacho cheese, because that's what this podcast can afford. I tried to run a Gatling gun, but they wouldn't. [00:02:17] Speaker B: Nope, nope, nope, nope. [00:02:18] Speaker C: There's a waiting period, I guess. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah, we gotta make another one after Finley because he's got one, remember? [00:02:26] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, well, just steal his. [00:02:30] Speaker A: You should just. He doesn't need it. He doesn't get cool entrances. He's. He's the worst bullet club leader ever. [00:02:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Oh, no answer is that. Do you have any idea how much it costs to get the cleaners in here to clean out all the lines of that tainted nacho cheese that had us up and. And spread the contagion last year? [00:02:55] Speaker C: Yeah, I got your memo. And that's. [00:02:57] Speaker B: Yeah, which is why you got the Super Soaker. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Look, I just don't know. I. I just can't figure out why after the infection, the cheese came out black. [00:03:09] Speaker B: It was really old. [00:03:10] Speaker C: I wouldn't worry about that. I. I wouldn't worry about that. [00:03:13] Speaker A: I. I'm gonna worry about that because one, I've always got this headache to. My ass hurts because I'VE been shitting it out constantly. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Yes. [00:03:21] Speaker A: And three. Yeah, I blew up the toilet with that. [00:03:27] Speaker C: Those are all well within the normal side effect ranges, so you have nothing to worry about. [00:03:31] Speaker B: But look, it's gone now. [00:03:33] Speaker C: Let me know however should occur. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:03:40] Speaker B: Oh, no. Oh, no. [00:03:42] Speaker C: Abnormal growths and. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Or tumors lasting more than four hours. Yes. [00:03:47] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:03:49] Speaker A: Well, that hasn't happened ever. [00:03:51] Speaker C: Yeah, palpitations. Bile coming out of the front or back turns green. Please let me know immediately. Oh. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. [00:04:05] Speaker C: You didn't mention the green, Erica. [00:04:08] Speaker A: It was really, really dark. All right, well then it's really so dark that, like, we're moving. [00:04:16] Speaker B: We're moving. We're. No, no, no, no, no. Look, we're moving on to me after this show. After the show, we're gonna take you down to the lab. We're gonna get this taken care of. In the meantime, that's the fresh cheese. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. [00:04:33] Speaker C: This is batch. [00:04:35] Speaker A: That is not fine. You don't say it's fine. If it's fine, you say it's okay. Fine. [00:04:44] Speaker C: It's all fine. [00:04:46] Speaker B: Holy crap. So, yeah, we're back. Hi. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Hello. Hi. [00:04:51] Speaker B: This. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Hello. [00:04:52] Speaker B: It's been. It's been a weird one. It's not a three hour episode of Wrestling this week, per chance. Where. Where even are we? I forget, where are we this week? [00:05:04] Speaker A: Oh, well, we're in. Rich. We're back in Virginia. We're in Richmond, Virginia. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:09] Speaker A: So we have gone back to the great state of Virginia to get to know another cryptid of the week from that great state. Son of a. [00:05:19] Speaker B: It's chock full of them. [00:05:21] Speaker A: It's not actually. It's really. It's this. They have. They have cryptids. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Oh, no, it's slim. [00:05:28] Speaker C: Haunted, if I recall. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Yeah, actually, Slim Pickins is not a Cryptid. He was just an actor. He was in a movie with George C. Scott. [00:05:41] Speaker B: George C. Scott. I was gonna say, after he wrote the bomb down. He wasn't a cryptid. No. Okay. [00:05:47] Speaker A: He might have been the first ghoul, the first fallout ghoul. All right. But no, the. We have a bit of a ghoul this week. And it's the. It's the. It's called the Richmond Vampire. [00:06:00] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Immediately interested. For. [00:06:04] Speaker A: So supposedly there's this. There's a cemetery down there called Hollywood Cemetery. And there's a tomb of this guy named William Wortham Pool. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:16] Speaker A: And then in 1925, there was a big, like, Churchill Tunnel collapsed in 1925. And so this is where it gets, like, murky. An urban legendy. So they're digging up the, from the train accident. And the way the story goes, either they found this thing with like, fangs and bloody teeth all over its face and it like, scampered out of the cave and like went and hid in the cemetery, or the other version is that like, after the accident somebody saw it, like, walking around the cemetery, blood on its face. So you know what that means is they saw a guy that got hurt in the train accident. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:07:01] Speaker A: And that's really all it is. Apparently, like the, the tomb that it lives in is creepy because it's got like Masonic and Egyptian themes on it. [00:07:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah, [00:07:13] Speaker B: yeah. Weird. [00:07:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Virginia. Get better cryptids. Or if you live in Virginia and you know a better Cryptid, send it in. [00:07:21] Speaker C: Yeah, tell me, hit me up. Was Richmond, Virginia? Yeah, Richmond was the Sedic of the Confederacy also and is big on hauntings because there were a number of, like, battles in the area and fighting and, [00:07:35] Speaker A: you know, stuff like that. [00:07:36] Speaker C: So they're big on dead kids, dead, dead confederates, which is 10 slave owners. [00:07:43] Speaker B: All right, never mind, never mind. That's not Richmond. I was gonna say Jacob Fry, but he's from Oakton, Virginia, so it's a suburb of D.C. it's not Richmond. [00:07:52] Speaker A: Yeah, Gettysburg is like that with all, like, the Civil War ghosts, but at least there's some Yankees there. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Look, the point being the mayor of Minneapolis is a vampire. [00:08:04] Speaker A: You think so? I think it would be cooler if he was. [00:08:08] Speaker B: Oh, he's evil and I hate him, but that's neither here nor there. [00:08:13] Speaker A: I guess it depends on the vampire lore that he works under. [00:08:16] Speaker C: But yeah, I'm, yeah, I just think [00:08:20] Speaker B: it's, I, I, I'm just getting, still getting over the fact that the, these, like, search and rescue people, like, saw someone who is like, this is our job, our job is to take care of this person. And instead they're like, holy a ghoul. [00:08:38] Speaker C: Well, I mean, maybe, you know, it's [00:08:40] Speaker A: like, let's go look for some dead bodies. And then it's like, holy a dead body. [00:08:46] Speaker C: Well, if they, if somebody was like super shook, shaken up, and like, jumped out at them and ran away. I don't know this. Yeah, [00:08:58] Speaker A: they actually just think that, like, the way that they describe it is like, Game of Telephone. So, like, it started out with like, oh, we found this guy, his face got ripped off. And then that turned into like, we found this guy and he was a vampire somehow. [00:09:12] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure, you know, [00:09:16] Speaker A: you know, you know how you do Very common. [00:09:19] Speaker C: The domino fall. Right? [00:09:21] Speaker A: The dominoes fall. Vampire. You go from up corpse to vampire. Really fast. [00:09:26] Speaker C: Train accident to vampire corpse. [00:09:29] Speaker A: That would actually be cool. [00:09:31] Speaker C: Truly. [00:09:33] Speaker A: All right, anyway, Happy pride, everybody. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Happy pride. I don't know about y'. [00:09:40] Speaker A: All. [00:09:40] Speaker B: I'm gayer than ever. [00:09:42] Speaker A: I'm pretty gay. Well, I'm pretty bi, but I guess that's kind of gay. [00:09:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:48] Speaker B: I mean, I. I'm. I'm. I'm bi, but I just say gay. It's easier that way. I'm just very. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I think it's kind of interesting to come out and then just suddenly realize I've had, like, nothing but lesbian relationships most of my life. [00:10:01] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:10:03] Speaker A: Congratulations, everyone else. [00:10:06] Speaker B: Yeah, right. It's like. Yeah, backwards. Congratulations. Backwards to everyone else, y'. [00:10:11] Speaker A: All. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Gay. Okay. As hell. [00:10:13] Speaker C: Retroactive. [00:10:14] Speaker B: Retroactively gay as hell. Yeah. There you go. [00:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah. So no Dinolision. We have a great show of exploding horse and wild cards. [00:10:28] Speaker C: Wait, which. [00:10:29] Speaker A: Who's the exploding horse? Horse. Exploding horse. Yeah. [00:10:39] Speaker C: Yeah, sorry. Well, the cock's been missing for so long that I've just kind of forgotten about it. [00:10:44] Speaker A: Well, he's the hangman's the horse. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Yeah, so they're the. Yeah, so they're the cock. [00:10:52] Speaker A: They're the cock and balls in the air. [00:10:54] Speaker C: Oh, right. He's the horse. Right. [00:10:56] Speaker A: I apologize. [00:10:56] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [00:11:04] Speaker A: This is. Oh, man, I love this. I love doing this show. [00:11:10] Speaker B: Like, you know, what's so up? More and more people are listening to [00:11:14] Speaker A: this show every week about vampires and horse [00:11:21] Speaker C: podcast, Wrestling podcast. [00:11:24] Speaker A: The. And balls of it all. [00:11:26] Speaker B: I wonder, honestly, listeners, please let. Let me know. How long has it been since there's been an episode where we didn't say cock [00:11:38] Speaker C: ever? [00:11:39] Speaker B: I don't know if we've never not said cock. [00:11:41] Speaker C: No. [00:11:42] Speaker B: At some point in an episode, often [00:11:43] Speaker C: go vaginal, which I'm here for. But there's. [00:11:47] Speaker B: There's a lot of talk, which is [00:11:49] Speaker C: also a lot of hunt. There's a lot of dick. I think a little, but a little. [00:11:53] Speaker B: There's some dick action. A lot of balls. We love dick and balls. Yeah, we really do, folks. Happy pride. [00:12:02] Speaker A: Happy pride to all those who enjoy dick and balls and those who don't enjoy. [00:12:07] Speaker B: I prefer my dick and balls on girls. But that, you know, that's neither here nor there. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Okay, [00:12:18] Speaker B: Erica, blue screen for a moment. [00:12:21] Speaker A: All right. [00:12:25] Speaker C: And we were like, no, the stroke. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Pass. [00:12:30] Speaker B: All right. Wrestling, wrestling. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Driving, driving, driving. Renee's. Renee's with Roosh. And he's gonna tell us that he will die in the ring to get this title shot. And he's doing it for his pride and for his own family. And then he says, har. And then MJF shows up and says, you and slaps him. Yeah. And then they just, like, kind of fight and. [00:12:56] Speaker C: And MJF immediately starts screaming, get him off me. Which is. [00:13:03] Speaker A: I love it. [00:13:04] Speaker C: He immediately around and finds out, and all of a sudden, we gotta get security and. [00:13:11] Speaker A: Yes, try bully. All right, so. So that happens. Then they open the show, and then Renee's here again. And she's gonna let Roosh know that the match is now no countouts. Andrade arrives and he comes to hype up his. His countrymen from Mexico. And like, they are. They're really, really, really trying to sell the whole, like, all right, Roosh would be the first ever Mexican Aw. Champion if he wins. [00:13:41] Speaker B: And, like, I'm just kind of like, well, cool. He's gonna lose. [00:13:45] Speaker A: He's definitely gonna lose. No way. [00:13:47] Speaker B: He's not losing. [00:13:50] Speaker A: I feel like they were trying to do the kind of thing where, like, they hyped up Darby before his match, but, like, that was much more obvious. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that was the vibe I was picking up too. I was like, nope. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Bruce has had nothing but squash matches for months. [00:14:06] Speaker C: You can't tell me on this. You like, rush. You've got. You got five squash matches. Chill. Like, he's out. Been waiting for three years. I've finished all my opponents in less than a minute. I was like, that's. [00:14:21] Speaker B: I disappear for, like, for like, whole financial quarters at a time, you know, like. And you just don't even know, like, if I'm even in the company. Still give me. And I was just like, yeah, no say hearns. Get your ass kicked. That being said. That being. That being said, this match was decisive in the chat and I am prepared to get on, as is becoming tradition in this goddamn show. Y' all just. Y' all just don't want me to have nice things. [00:14:55] Speaker A: Okay, you didn't have a nice thing. Why should my opinion on the match affect your enjoyment of it? [00:15:01] Speaker B: Just. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Just. [00:15:02] Speaker B: Okay, okay. Huh? [00:15:05] Speaker A: Anyway, I was just middling on was fine. But, like, here's my main takeaway. My main takeaway from, like, all the pre match promos is since they're going back to Arena Mexico in August, this is setting up for Andrade vs Max in Arena Mexico, which will be fun. [00:15:26] Speaker B: That's gonna be on real like that. That is gonna. The place is gonna burn down. Holy. [00:15:34] Speaker C: Do you think Briscoe will get a shot? I suppose this is, like, getting further. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Not if Max has anything to say about it. [00:15:45] Speaker A: I. I think Briscoe goes at Forbidden Door. [00:15:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:15:49] Speaker B: I think so, too. [00:15:50] Speaker A: There'll be Briscoe for Bindor Andrade at. Oh, no, wait. And there's. What's it called in between? There's. There's the one in Quebec. [00:16:01] Speaker B: The. The new one. Yeah. The Redemption. [00:16:04] Speaker A: Redemption. [00:16:05] Speaker B: Redemption. [00:16:10] Speaker C: In Wembley. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Oh, wait, there's not Wembley's after all of it. Wembley's in August. [00:16:16] Speaker C: Yes. [00:16:17] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I only. A podcast. Yeah. My only job is to know this stuff, and I don't. [00:16:24] Speaker C: I don't. [00:16:28] Speaker B: Look, the brand is mid, and I never wanted. [00:16:30] Speaker C: Yeah, it's always. [00:16:32] Speaker B: Always has been, always will be. [00:16:37] Speaker A: I will say that. All right, so opening match. Aw. Men's World title, no count outs. Rush versus mjf. I will say I. I did have kind of high expectations going into it because on. [00:16:49] Speaker B: On paper, that sounds hot as. [00:16:52] Speaker C: Right? [00:16:53] Speaker A: Because. [00:16:53] Speaker B: And it was my. [00:16:56] Speaker A: My. My issues with Roosh's booking aside, he's capable of having really good matches. And also, you know, my. My issues with him as a. As a human being. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Piece of human being. That being said, this. [00:17:09] Speaker A: That being said. Yeah, this was like. I. I thought this could have been fun. [00:17:16] Speaker B: I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get you to say it. I'm gonna get you to, like, passively agree with me. You see what I'm doing here? [00:17:26] Speaker A: Max. Max is dressed as a matador. [00:17:28] Speaker C: Love it. So good. [00:17:31] Speaker B: Yeah, it was so great. I wanted him to do Tito Santana moves, like, all night. Yeah. He should have really leaned into that. I thought there was a good chance he would. When he came out dressed like that, I was like, you're the kind of nerd. Like, you're. You. You love wrestling the way I do. You would absolutely do that. Anyways, I. [00:17:57] Speaker A: So I. I forgot that this is a hangman page territory. So Max, during the ring announcements, takes a moment to have Justin Roberts remind everybody that he up Adam's career. [00:18:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:14] Speaker A: That they put the Virgin in Virginia. [00:18:17] Speaker B: That was pretty funny. I will say as. As friend of friend of the show and. And dear friend of me, Bailey Wolf, would say, oh, boy. From Virginia. It's like, yeah, just don't think about it too hard. [00:18:31] Speaker A: Just. I mean, it may. [00:18:35] Speaker C: Justin. [00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Think about it. Think about it. A rancher, maybe, when he had to [00:18:42] Speaker C: deliver, put the Virgin in Virginia was honestly what sold it for me because he was just like, please don't make me say this. And he is like, I'm saying, this [00:18:52] Speaker B: the Internet's gonna remember I'm a pervert. [00:18:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Awesome. Cool. Thank you for again. I love that Max keeps putting him in situations where the Internet can talk about a piece of. Thank you, Max. That's my scumbag. Appreciate you. [00:19:11] Speaker C: Salute. [00:19:12] Speaker B: Yeah. 16 year olds is children. I'm just saying. [00:19:20] Speaker A: All right, so they just go right at it with forearms to start. And then Max spits in Ro's face. And that was a bad idea. [00:19:30] Speaker B: Now I'm turned on. Yeah. [00:19:31] Speaker A: Rose him and he does a big tope commentary. Likes to remind us over and over again that this is not no dq. It's just no count outs. So you can get disqualified if you get too violent on the floor. Rouge into the. The timekeeper's area. And then he just, like, celebrates a little bit too hard, and Roosh just tosses him. I don't know if he was supposed to go through the table, but he just skidded over it instead. [00:19:59] Speaker C: So he's like, one more time, and he just immediately back like, great. Love that. [00:20:09] Speaker A: I love that. He's just such a damn goober. [00:20:12] Speaker C: Yep. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Tony says Roosh is the freaking man. And I'm not sure about that. [00:20:18] Speaker C: Yep. [00:20:19] Speaker A: I know it's a job, but I don't know about it. So the turnbuckle pad comes off. [00:20:25] Speaker C: Yeah. He throws it into the crowd. So somebody got real lucky. Do you think the crew came out and was like, hey, no, you gotta. [00:20:35] Speaker A: I. I hope that somebody went in and was like, would you like Rouge to sign it? Because that's like, usually something that happens with in, like, in sports. It's like if you had a home run off of somebody. Yeah. [00:20:46] Speaker C: Like, no. Can you get MJF to sign it, though? [00:20:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Seriously. [00:20:53] Speaker C: Do you know mjf? [00:20:56] Speaker A: You think he'll sign it? No, he'll make fun of me and call me a face. [00:21:02] Speaker B: I mean, you were a face at the time. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Oh, God damn it, Bryce. The turnbuckle pads exposed, and there's gonna be horns, but nothing happens. And, like, Roosh is just punching Max in the guts, and that's kind of funny. But then he hits the turnbuckle, and now Roosh is bleeding. So you. You up, man. You shouldn't have done that. [00:21:28] Speaker C: Yep. Yeah. Remsburg was like, hey, no, no, you can't do this to Rouge. And she was like, why the not. MJF just threw him into the turnbuckle as soon as Rems. Remsburg stepped away. [00:21:44] Speaker A: Remember, Max has. Max has some heat. So he gets like, power bomb, salt of the earth. That rouge counters. He counters the heat seeker, and he just headbutts Max, and it gets a this is awesome chant, which I think it was too soon to get a video this is awesome chant, honestly. But then the straight jacket. Straight jacket pile driver on the apron was just disgusting. [00:22:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. [00:22:08] Speaker A: And they get to a minute. We'll be back in a minute and 45 seconds. And for whatever reason, I. I don't know where this is supposed to happen, but, like, Roosh now is. His shoulder is apparently dislocated, right? [00:22:22] Speaker C: So during the commercial, he, like, he forces his shoulder back into its socket, and you can hear it. And I was like, I might throw up. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Oh, it was actually dislocated. It really didn't look like it to me. [00:22:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:36] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:22:37] Speaker C: At least that's what they were saying. Like. [00:22:43] Speaker B: No, that. Oh, no, that's a Jon Moxley spot, honey. That's a. That. Hampter. Hampter, sweetie. That. That. That's. [00:22:50] Speaker C: He did it. I'm just reporting it. [00:22:52] Speaker B: Okay. [00:22:52] Speaker A: Did he, like, actually. [00:22:54] Speaker B: Did he, like. Okay, but did he. Did a doctor come out and. And, like, do traction on his arm or did he go over to, like, a wall and smack it in? [00:23:06] Speaker A: No, he smacked it into the post. [00:23:08] Speaker C: Yeah, he smacked it into the post. He will. [00:23:10] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. No, that was a shoot. Or that was a cake. That was a work. That's not how. That's not how you actually do that. The. John Moxley. John Moxley started doing that in the Fed, and it's a Die Hard reference, and that's why he's the ace. [00:23:29] Speaker C: Excalibur, then. Comments. I've only ever seen that in. In Lethal Weapon. And. [00:23:35] Speaker B: Okay, it's a Lethal Weapon reference. Not Die Hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where. Yeah, it's Mel Gibson does it. He's like, the crazy guy, and he's like, no, no, I gotta keep going. Y' all just pop it back in. You're like, pops it on the thing. Yeah, no, he was p. He was just selling it. Hampter, I love you so much because you believe. You believe so hard. I love you, Hamper. [00:23:57] Speaker C: You sounded real. [00:24:00] Speaker B: It's still real to them. Damn it. It's still real to them. [00:24:04] Speaker A: It can be real. Like, the doctor. The doctor thought it was real. The doctor came out and was like, no, we have to stop the match. And I actually. So, like, MJF got legitimately hurt in this match. [00:24:19] Speaker C: He did. [00:24:20] Speaker A: And I'm. Yes, he hurt his knee. [00:24:22] Speaker C: Oh. [00:24:23] Speaker A: And I'm starting to wonder if he hurt his Knee during the straight jacket spot and then made it worse when he did the pile driver spot later. [00:24:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:32] Speaker A: On the floor. Because the. The. The. The doctor said neither guy can continue. And there was like no reason to believe that Max couldn't continue because the camera was focused entirely on Roosh the entire time. So that made me think like, oh, covering up for like Max being checked on by an actual doctor because I didn't recognize that ring doctor and that guy got headbutted anyway. [00:24:56] Speaker C: Yeah. Roush was like no. And had started a head butt into the headbutt and the guy was down. [00:25:01] Speaker A: That guy died. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Excuse me. Pardon me. Hearns. [00:25:09] Speaker A: Speaking of Hearns. The Hearns of Taurus was. Comes up next to Max. But he. He survives. He just gets his hand on the bottom rope. They go to the outside and roost just like drop kicks him through the barricade and the thing just blows up. [00:25:22] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. That was great. [00:25:26] Speaker A: And then he. But yeah, that actually missed Max entirely. And then that's when he hits the tombstone pile driver on the broken barricade. And it was either. Yeah, it's this. This might have been the other spot where Max got hurt. But he is apparently hurt holding that [00:25:41] Speaker C: knee out after when he like. Because he drops him and then immediately rolls away and he's clutching his knee. [00:25:46] Speaker B: Would like him to not be legit hurt. That would be great. Did you just call him a. [00:25:52] Speaker A: No, I said I called him poor boy. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Oh, poor. I was like, Jesus Christ, dude. Like, he didn't betray your husband. Calm down. [00:26:01] Speaker A: No, that guy comes in later and I hate him so much. I hate him so much. [00:26:07] Speaker C: Kill him. [00:26:08] Speaker A: I mean to put razor blades in his apples. [00:26:15] Speaker C: No child will ever be allowed to trick or treat again. [00:26:19] Speaker A: Come trick or treat at my house. Kyle, I have apple razor blades for you. I got them from the Alba Twitch. The Twitch. [00:26:30] Speaker C: Stolen Dutch apples. [00:26:32] Speaker A: Stolen Dutch apples from a child. [00:26:35] Speaker B: Those are the best kind when you steal. [00:26:37] Speaker C: Truly I only eat stolen Dutch apples actually. [00:26:44] Speaker A: So the finish of the match comes. Roosh misses a drop kick off the top and Max avoids it. And he gets a hammer lock cross face on the ground on the supposedly injured shoulder of Roosh. And Roosh is just caught. He can't go anywhere. He does like this big ah eating face and flips off Max. And Max is like doing like ice big corpse. [00:27:16] Speaker B: He's like an invisible right now. What the the middle is this for cry? You're not a woman. What the. [00:27:29] Speaker A: Amber passes out and MJF retains and everyone is happy. [00:27:35] Speaker B: I. I'm certainly Ecstatic. [00:27:37] Speaker C: Thank God. [00:27:38] Speaker A: It was, it was a fine match. Yes. [00:27:42] Speaker B: I, I thought I wrote down that it pretty hard. I wrote hard. So hard. MJF forever is what I thought about this match. So. Okay. [00:27:52] Speaker A: I mean, he got a really entertaining match out of rouge, I would say. [00:27:55] Speaker C: Yeah, I, I was very. Yeah, I, I was pleased to see more rouge do more things. It was great to see him go for longer than 30 seconds. [00:28:03] Speaker A: Like, yeah, I think Roush could stand to actually go back to having longer matches more often. And, like, you know, because, like, yeah, he's. It's a lot of times, like, these televised world title matches always kind of, like, leave me feeling like I don't think that this is going to go well for the challenger. And very rarely do they manage to pull me in enough to, like, maybe think, oh, this could happen. [00:28:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:33] Speaker B: You know what I do want to say, though, I, I, I believed this match more than any of Darby's. I'm just gonna say. Well, I, like, I didn't think he was actually going to win, but, like, there was. I, I, I was able to suspend my disbelief easier because they were actually putting on, like, Like, a match that, like, there was stakes, there was psychology. It made sense. It wasn't just a bunch of big, heavy spot. Like, there was the big spot. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Yes. [00:29:10] Speaker B: But, like, yeah, but it served a purpose. I don't know. [00:29:16] Speaker A: I, it was more my speed of a match than Darby stuff. [00:29:21] Speaker B: And so that's just all I wanted to say is I wanted. You know, it's been. We. We, like, barely talked about them, and that was great. So I want to make sure everyone realizes I'm still a petty little. [00:29:32] Speaker C: I will say it was funny that you bring that up, because I liked MJF's second match with Darby better than I liked this match, maybe. I mean, that was. I also felt that that match had obvious stakes and. Yeah, I think, yeah, great match out of both of them. So just overall, this was not bad. Just not. [00:29:54] Speaker A: It's. Yeah, it was just. I, I felt it was more like, you are. It is more for the build of Andrade versus MJF than it is, which I'm excited for. I won't, I won't see that. Oh, and then I guess it is also some build for Mark Briscoe and Max, because Matt, MJF is going to hit Roosh with the belt. Post match, Mark Briscoe makes the save, and he's gonna get the J driller, but Max just kicks him in the balls, and they're going to all Attack. He's going to attack Mark with the belt. The entire conglomeration hits the ring, including Big Tom Ishi is back. [00:30:33] Speaker C: Oh, Shatterbox Tom. [00:30:39] Speaker A: Large Thomas Stone has returned. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Yes. Large Tom Ishi. [00:30:46] Speaker C: Seeing him in person and not in a promo is pretty fantastic. [00:30:51] Speaker A: It's cool. [00:30:53] Speaker B: He's. [00:30:53] Speaker A: I love that guy. [00:30:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:55] Speaker B: So round. He's. He's just. [00:30:57] Speaker C: I hope to see him, Russell. It'd be great. [00:30:59] Speaker A: Oh, awesome. I. I think we'll see it. I. I know he's been hurt and that's why he hasn't been around, but. [00:31:05] Speaker C: Okay. [00:31:06] Speaker A: He hasn't even been in New Japan, I don't think, but. Yes. This leads us into our next match of the evening. Mark Briscoe versus Leo Rush. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Mark Briscoe, first and foremost was a rocking anarcho communist team Tassels tonight. Very much so. Yeah. Yeah. The red and black team tassels going. And I was just like, you know Briscoe. Yes. You can be team Tassels. [00:31:32] Speaker A: I think that they were more for. Those are old Briscoe colors. The original Briscoe colors are black and red. [00:31:38] Speaker B: Oh, that makes sense. I like that very much. Oh, yeah. No, that. That was me adding my own spin. I don't think Mark Briscoe knows what an anarcho communist is. [00:31:48] Speaker A: No, probably not. [00:31:49] Speaker C: No. [00:31:49] Speaker A: He would look it up, though, if you told him about it. I think he'd at least, like, look it up. [00:31:54] Speaker B: I think he would think it would. It pretty hard. Yeah, I think he'd be thinking. I think he'd be down. I just don't think he knows what that is. [00:32:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I think we could probably again be like, hey, just go check out the wiki page and, you know, just see what you think. [00:32:09] Speaker C: Slipped over. [00:32:09] Speaker B: Really took care of the chicken today calendar. Yeah, actually. [00:32:14] Speaker C: Yeah, let's pull it out. [00:32:16] Speaker A: That's actually a good idea. We could probably slip that. We could probably. Yeah. [00:32:19] Speaker B: The word of the day is anarcho syndicalism. [00:32:28] Speaker A: All right, so Leo Rush makes his entrance, like, trying to go back up. So this is. All right. So if you did not watch collision, It's a callback. There is a callback. There's. There's a segment where Orange, Roddy and Kyle are like, celebrating after they won the title. And Leo Rush shows up and Orange says, don't move. If you don't move, it can't see you. And it works. [00:32:57] Speaker B: So. [00:32:58] Speaker A: So Leo comes out now and they all freeze. They all completely freeze. And it works again. [00:33:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:07] Speaker A: Leo goes past them and they start going and then Leo turns around. They just stop. They just stop. [00:33:11] Speaker C: He's so good. [00:33:14] Speaker A: So great. They all have the best facial expressions. Even Ishi is in on it. And it's incredible. I love it. [00:33:26] Speaker C: I love. [00:33:27] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I'm so happy that people are. Are getting into it and understanding what's going on. I also love the fact. The fact that Ishi's in on it means that canonically, at some point in the back, they had to be like, all right, so, Tom, there's this little gremlin thing that's going around. [00:33:47] Speaker C: Just don't move. [00:33:47] Speaker A: And. [00:33:48] Speaker B: And if you see him, just don't move. He can't move. If he can't see you, don't move. I mean, he's like, awesome. Cool. All right. [00:33:58] Speaker A: He's used to that kind of thing. He's a wrestler. He's been around a long time. He's seen some. [00:34:03] Speaker B: He just shakes his head and he's like. [00:34:05] Speaker A: If you'd be like, hey, you know that. That guy who was in the Best Super Juniors a few years back, and he does, like, all the flippy stuff and he was wearing the Spike jackets last year. He's possibly possessed by a demon now. Or is a demon. We're not sure. [00:34:20] Speaker C: Just a heads up. [00:34:21] Speaker A: Just don't move. Just don't move. If you're not in a match with them, just don't move. If you are in a match with them, just. Just try and grab them. Kill him. [00:34:31] Speaker C: What I want to see is. I want to see somebody lose their balance and move and then just, Leo, go after them. I need that to happen. [00:34:43] Speaker A: That's gotta be where it goes next. [00:34:45] Speaker C: Come on, Come on. [00:34:48] Speaker B: I know. We were. We were absolutely. We were. Y' all were sharing screen grabs, possible screen grabs for. For the episode image. And one of them was near the end of this bit. And OC Is absolutely corpsing. [00:35:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:05] Speaker B: Like, holy. [00:35:06] Speaker A: His head is down. You can see, like, his teeth are exposed. Just a big grin. [00:35:15] Speaker C: I mean, this is. I feel. I feel like this is so in his wheelhouse. Like, this is. This meshes with his absurdism and his surrealism really well. So. [00:35:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:28] Speaker A: And like, he did Chikara, he knows how to do character work and play off other characters, other weird, unique characters. He can do it. He's your man. Excalibur calls Leo a gremlin. Not a gremlin. A gremlin with a B. I don't know if he meant to do that, but he said it. [00:35:47] Speaker C: But he also mentions this. Suffolk County. What is it? Chupacabra he calls. He calls Leo. Or he's like, do you think they have any cryptids around? Suffix Virginia. [00:36:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. Chicken eating chickens. Like, you know what? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like, yeah. Said something also, like, Mark's never seen this kind of thing in Delaware. He's like, no, I've been to Delaware. He's seen worse. [00:36:15] Speaker C: Yeah, no one talks about Delaware. And I think that's a problem. [00:36:19] Speaker A: I went to a death metal show once in Delaware, and I swear to God, there was a guy that was puking black from his mouth and it had nothing to do with the concert. [00:36:33] Speaker C: Jason. Oh, just call them X. [00:36:44] Speaker A: So, yeah, this starts out with, like, Leo whispers something in Mark's ear. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Hey, little cinema between ear. [00:36:50] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:36:53] Speaker A: they. And like, they really. The thing they do. It just made me think, like, he whispers something and then Mark just like, what? I didn't hear that. Say one more time. [00:37:04] Speaker B: Well, but that's. That's in my notes. That's in my notes is like, so what. What do we think the sweet nothings were? [00:37:12] Speaker C: I could. Yeah, I go by my original statement that it's the true name of God. [00:37:16] Speaker B: And. [00:37:16] Speaker C: And just no one can understand Leo Rush and is just. And so God will not return until, [00:37:24] Speaker B: like, Leo just looked into the heart of creation and that's why he's like that. [00:37:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:30] Speaker C: Or maybe something about the dark Lord is coming. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:37:35] Speaker A: I. What do I think? I don't know what he could have said. Like, he probably would just like, you know, hey, Mark, what do you think about the Delaware Blue Cocks or whatever football team was at Delaware State? I like the Blue Cocks or something. [00:37:53] Speaker C: He is. For he is ancient. He is the land. [00:37:58] Speaker B: You want to get some tacos? [00:38:02] Speaker C: Yeah. He's like. He wants to get soft, sir. [00:38:06] Speaker A: He's like, mark, Mark, they spelled the Hebrew on your tattoo wrong. Yeah, it doesn't say Child of God. It says, oh, God. Like fish or something. [00:38:22] Speaker B: Child of God. [00:38:23] Speaker A: Yeah, Child of God. Yeah. [00:38:26] Speaker C: I'm stealing your joke from the discord. [00:38:29] Speaker A: I said, there you go. [00:38:30] Speaker B: There you go. [00:38:31] Speaker C: Oh, Claude. Okay. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Oh, that works. [00:38:34] Speaker A: Cod is actually better. [00:38:35] Speaker B: God's better. Look at us. We're workshopping real time, folks. [00:38:39] Speaker A: This is. This is how you. Yes, yep. So, like, they go on the apron and like, they both do some bang bangs, and then Leo bites Mark. [00:38:48] Speaker B: It's a bang off. We got a bang off. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Bang off bites Mark. [00:38:53] Speaker C: But nope, it won't happen. [00:38:55] Speaker A: It won't happen because why? He bit Mark on the hand that was taped he's protected from the infection. [00:39:02] Speaker C: I mean I just think Mark Briscoe has a really good fortitude save as well. [00:39:07] Speaker B: Well, I just think. I just think that anything that enters Mark Briscoe's body goes. [00:39:16] Speaker C: It's fighting off a couple of zoological cold strains. They're trying to mutate. And it's like. Okay, you know what? This is busy. It's crowded. [00:39:24] Speaker A: I'm just. No, he's protected by the most aggressive chicken flu or something. [00:39:33] Speaker B: Why is that one celled organism smoking a joint? I'm so scared. [00:39:40] Speaker A: That one's got a gun. Oh my God. [00:39:47] Speaker B: That one's finishing a tiny bottle of Jim Beam. I'm really freaked out. [00:39:53] Speaker C: Got guns. They're all strapped. [00:39:55] Speaker B: What? [00:39:56] Speaker C: They're all surrounded by chicken or barbed wire. [00:40:03] Speaker A: God. Like the infection goes into his bloodstream and there's just like a chicken coop and like a bunch of like really swole single cell chicken looking things come out. Just be like, you gotta move along, buddy. [00:40:17] Speaker C: He's like, you in the wrong neighborhood. I am in the wrong neighborhood. I've got. I got bright cage down the street. Sorry, I just. [00:40:30] Speaker B: Oh, I'm thinking is hop on the magic school bus. [00:40:35] Speaker C: This is how we're all. [00:40:36] Speaker B: We're going. [00:40:37] Speaker A: All right. [00:40:37] Speaker B: Kids are going to a chicken farm today. This is just going inside. [00:40:43] Speaker A: None of the kids came back from that one. [00:40:46] Speaker C: No. [00:40:47] Speaker A: By the chicken box. [00:40:51] Speaker C: Alfie was just not really wish he had stayed home. Then he got survival. [00:40:57] Speaker A: So this fizzle pulls up and they just like the chicken comes out like, reach for the sky. Boy [00:41:05] Speaker C: just murdered an entire school bus of children. [00:41:08] Speaker B: Ms. Frizzle like, like isn't even off the bus yet. Just like I made a mistake and closes the doors and takes off. Just drop your abandons in there. [00:41:19] Speaker A: They shouldn't have let her around children. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Like, I mean it's pride and I'm all for a lesbian queen, but like, I don't know. [00:41:30] Speaker C: This has nothing to do with queerness. It has everything to do with danger. [00:41:35] Speaker A: Still be like a danger to other people. [00:41:40] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:41:40] Speaker A: A thing. Yeah. I don't think she's responsible enough to have that bus. [00:41:47] Speaker C: We should give the bus for Erica. [00:41:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I was about to say. That being said, I can totally be trusted with the bus. [00:41:56] Speaker A: I don't know. Like we've been over this. Like I'm not allowed to have. Everybody in life tells me I'm not allowed to have magic powers. I would not. [00:42:02] Speaker C: No, I know. That's why I'm giving it to you. That's why I'm Giving it to you. [00:42:06] Speaker B: Go. [00:42:08] Speaker A: You're a gremlin God causing chaos and discord. I do like discord, though. Hail Eris. Oh, look, an apple. Oh, yeah. Apple. Apple of discord. There's. Yeah. So Leo scampers around a little bit, and then commentary for some reason says, how many legs are on a hyena? And Taz says, Six. Six. He did. [00:42:42] Speaker C: He said 60. [00:42:43] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, yes, you're right. I'm sorry. I forgot about. I forgot about your cte. [00:42:49] Speaker C: Okay, quietly. [00:42:52] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. [00:42:57] Speaker A: There's not a lot of numbers in this one. [00:42:59] Speaker B: All right. We brought a clean outside cleaning team. And do, you know, like, do you realize the things I had to explain? So, like, there's no way that we've killed it. All right, it's done. [00:43:16] Speaker A: Oh. All right. All righty. Mark body slams Leo on a sign that says throw him here. Yeah, the guy who had it. That was nice. Losing his. [00:43:33] Speaker C: He puts the sign on the floor again, or then on the floor and drops him again. Yeah, the guy's just losing on. Honestly. Yeah. I would do this. [00:43:45] Speaker A: It was adorable. Good job. [00:43:46] Speaker C: It was great. The fans were really great, I think, in this, for this arena. I, I. [00:43:55] Speaker A: Richmond's usually a good crowd. This is. And it's usually because of Hangman, but, like, this is a, A hangman free dynamite. So. [00:44:04] Speaker C: Has been for a while. [00:44:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Tragedy. Leo Lee gets his offense during the commercial, and they're talking about, like, maybe he ate something in the woods to make them that way. Black mushrooms. Oh, yeah. Red mushrooms. Seeds. [00:44:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Taz has just never been in the woods before. [00:44:28] Speaker A: I don't think Taz has ever stepped gun in the woods ever. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:32] Speaker A: Ever. I don't think he's ever seen a tree. It's just like. There's nothing in Red Hook. There's just. It's just concrete and asphalt. [00:44:40] Speaker B: Mother Nature Jones out there. [00:44:43] Speaker A: This guy a chick? [00:44:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:47] Speaker C: Who's. Who's Gaia Jones over here? [00:44:52] Speaker B: This guy a chick. Oh, my God. [00:44:55] Speaker C: They do a scream off. [00:44:57] Speaker A: Yes. They. They, they shriek at it. They don't scream off. They shriek at each other. [00:45:02] Speaker C: Yeah. It's so deranged. It's so good. [00:45:05] Speaker A: Mark. Mark tries to bust out the redneck kung fu, but Leo has mastered it himself and is able to dodge perfectly. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:13] Speaker A: He slaps Mark and like, they, they screech and then they just, like, throw some, like, nasty. Not even slaps, just nasty palm strikes. Look. Gross. He gets a conoclasm and a exploder and then short on clothesline, takes down Leo but he can't get the J driller Leah tries to get. Come back with some roll ups. Gets caught on the springboard stunner. And we get a very rare cutthroat driver. And that finishes it as Mark Briscoe [00:45:42] Speaker C: wins when he knocks him out of the mid air. That was, that was super, super sick. [00:45:49] Speaker A: It was good. I, I really enjoyed this. [00:45:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no, that was as, that was like as badass as, as I imagined it was gonna be. [00:45:57] Speaker C: And like, it was wild seeing a Mark Briscoe match and hearing somebody, hearing the crowd actively chant for Leo, I was like, wow, that's, you know. [00:46:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's real. They're into it. [00:46:13] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, well, we love our little weird little guys. Extremely complimentary and more. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I like me a weird little guy. It's, it's really, it's a good thing. [00:46:27] Speaker A: And he's fun to watch in the ring. Like, it's, it's a lot of times when people do spooky gimmicks that means they gotta like, never lose or they gotta, you know, no. Sell a bunch of stuff. And Leo Rush is just like, here I go. I'm gonna scamper around the ring and you can throw me around and I will, I will just dart about and spew black crap from my mouth. [00:46:47] Speaker C: Pretty much like he's changed up his offense and stuff, but he's still a rut. Like he, he still wrestles. There's not like he does his screeching and his weird talking to himself and various things, but he's focused mainly on the match. [00:47:02] Speaker B: Who would have guessed that that golem could work, you know? Like, that's pretty awesome. Like, that's pretty awesome. [00:47:11] Speaker A: There's so much athleticism in everything he does. [00:47:14] Speaker C: Yeah, really like that. Gallop around the, the ring, in the, the. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:47:23] Speaker B: yeah, yeah, right. You stop your scampering and learn to gallop. Yes. [00:47:28] Speaker A: Stop scamming. All right, post match, Mark gets the mic. He's got the mic. And he asked Mr. Cameraman to please come closer because he's going to talk directly into Max and he wants to take us back to 2023, when Jay, when his brother Jay passed in the blink of an eye. And then one day later, it was, it would have been. It was his birthday. And then a week after that, it would have been Jay's birthday. And instead of celebrating, he was debuting in AEW all alone. And he was, you know, with his emotions and his grief and his anger and the rage, and he kept it buried inside. He did the responsible thing that men are supposed to do. Just keep those emotions buried. Force them down until they come out. Real quick. [00:48:12] Speaker B: Real quick. I. I'll be right back. I gotta go somewhere, so in case I miss entirely, I just want to make sure I get this on the record. Moist ass. Okay. [00:48:21] Speaker A: Yes. Well, it was a good way to close out the promo. [00:48:27] Speaker C: It was. [00:48:28] Speaker A: Oh, God, it was. So this was a very good promo. Yeah. But he talks about how wrestling in AEW was his therapy, but, like, it still wasn't good enough. And he didn't find joy until he found the conglomeration. [00:48:41] Speaker C: And it was really sweet. [00:48:44] Speaker A: It was. Yeah. It shows that, like, you know, it. It means. Like, it means something to him, probably, as, you know, a person and as the character Mark Briscoe. And he found joy in wrestling again until he crossed paths with mjf. And then slowly, everything he. He thought about the rage come back to the surface and beyond it. He never hated a man like he hates mjf. And when he finally got his hands on him, he beat him in the middle of the ring. He beat his ass bloody. And then Max. Max went away and the rage went away. His mind was at ease. But now he's back, and the rage is back. The only difference is now Max has something that he wants, and he's not you, Max. You whine. You and complain until you get any opportunity that you want, but he's a grinder. Mark's a grinder. He loves grinder. I come to work every day, so I'm calling you out. I'm calling out your manhood. He's talking about his penis. [00:49:43] Speaker C: This is a metaphor for class warfare. [00:49:46] Speaker A: Honestly, it really actually is. [00:49:48] Speaker C: Yeah, it truly. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm only wrestling half joking. Intersectionality in wrestling. [00:49:56] Speaker C: True. Yes. [00:49:58] Speaker A: Yeah. He's calling him out. He's calling out his manhood. He says he's the best. Prove it. You brought me to this place of darkness, and I feel demons on me. Getting really biblical. Yeah, but it ain't that appropriate. Devil. And he points out his tattoo that he claims says child of God, but we all know what it really says. Child of Todd, child of code, child of God. And he says, I don't know if you read the book that this came out of, but you lose. [00:50:26] Speaker C: Which is. Which is theologically incorrect. Like, the battle continues to this day. It's. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Well, yeah, because. Yeah, revelation is a future thing that happens. Well, I mean, you could. Well, it's say that. You could say that revelation is a. Is a. Is a prophecy. So he does lose in the end, but it hasn't happened yet. [00:50:46] Speaker C: It's an allegory for Christians suffering. [00:50:49] Speaker A: I mean, well, yes, I know what. I know what it is. I did 12 years ago. [00:50:55] Speaker C: Sorry, sorry. [00:50:57] Speaker A: I don't take it literal. I got into a fight with a kid, like, my first day in college because he's like, genesis really happened. And I was like, are you stupid? [00:51:05] Speaker C: No. Why are you here, bro? Go away. [00:51:09] Speaker A: That's just taking somebody's seat. And he says, now give me a title chat, you moist ass. And that's the end of the segment. [00:51:18] Speaker C: Moist ass. He is. He is very. [00:51:20] Speaker B: I got back just in time to see moist ass again. [00:51:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:25] Speaker A: Yes. I think it's hysterical. He called him a moist ass. And the next time we see Max, he's in the therapy tub. [00:51:32] Speaker C: Yes. He's all wet. [00:51:34] Speaker B: It was so good because he's so moist. His ass is away. [00:51:40] Speaker A: His ass is moist. I. I know a lot of people thought this promo was too long, but. And it probably was, but, like, yeah, Mark. Mark delivers it so good. And, like, you can really feel the emotion in it that it works. [00:51:55] Speaker B: It's okay. It's like, maybe. Maybe it's not fair, but it's fine for me when Mark does it. I mean, that's okay. [00:52:06] Speaker A: Like, every time he does these promos, it's always like, he's done them mostly on Max, where he's just like, I hate you so much. I'm going to kill you. And you kind of believe it because, like, he's normally. Like, he's normally just like, he's. He likes to have fun. But then, like, he's like, no, you know, Max, you piss me off so [00:52:26] Speaker C: much, I just gotta kill you. [00:52:28] Speaker A: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to hell because I'm gonna murder you. [00:52:32] Speaker B: Yeah, no, the. The. We. We talked about this. The one that I always think of, that's like, maybe this might be the hardest line I've heard in professional wrestling in my lifetime. But, like, not from Terry Funk, but, like, I feel awful. I feel awful that I'm never gonna see my brother again because I'm gonna go to hell for killing you. Like. [00:52:58] Speaker C: Like, that is real. [00:53:00] Speaker A: That is. Yeah, that is. [00:53:05] Speaker C: That's. Yeah. [00:53:09] Speaker B: Yeah, that's very. Yeah, like, that's biblical. That's some next level. [00:53:14] Speaker A: I actually really do think, like, the best. The best promos of, like, the current age definitely are taking their cues from Terry Funk. Like, Mox does it. Eddie does it a little bit. And yet Mark, when Mark really gets Going Mark is like in that Terry Funk, I'm going to kill you. So. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Well, when you get things like, when you. That's how you get things like Eddie Kingston addresses his enemies. Like, that's, that's Terry Funk there. That's Funker territory. Like the Funk Brothers, like address their enemies like. [00:53:51] Speaker A: Dusty Rhodes is egg sucking. Imagine that's the graphic. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Vince McMahon Jr Yes, I did that way because it'll piss him off. Addresses Terry Funk's sick horse. [00:54:11] Speaker A: Sorry about your dead horse, [00:54:15] Speaker B: folks. That's, that's. I feel like anyone listening to this show has to know that lore. If you don't reach out to me on Blue Sky, I'm happy to info dump it at you. [00:54:27] Speaker C: I don't know it. But. [00:54:30] Speaker A: Wait, what, what do you. [00:54:32] Speaker C: How is this surprising to you? I'm literally a one celled organism with a joint and that's like all I am. Sometimes I ride a little car. [00:54:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:54:47] Speaker C: I just sit here. [00:54:48] Speaker B: First of all, you are literally. [00:54:51] Speaker A: First. [00:54:51] Speaker B: First of all, you are literally a wizard. I know because you do so. All right, so Terry Funk worked for the Fed again for a little bit and he hated it. And he hated Vinnie because him. And, and Vince hated him because he's a cowboy and like a real wrestler and like legitimate everything that Vince wasn't. So like they, they didn't get along. So like he was supposed to. I think it was the Royal Rumble. He was supposed to be in the rumble or something. He was supposed to work some match and he just, he like, he just calls him from like out of town, like on a payphone. I'm sorry, I can't, I can't do it. My horse is sick. I'm sorry, I can't make it. I have to be here. And. And he just like quit. It. Just never showed up again. Like, that was him. That was him quit. So like years and years later in the attitude era, when Mick Foley was like, can we get the Funker? And like, Vince was like, you're making so much money, I don't understand it. You are supposed to be bad. What the. Sure. And he kind of comes in. The first thing Vince says to him is, how's the horse? How's your horse? Terry just like looks confused for a second. He's like, it was dead Vince. All right, that was our old. [00:56:20] Speaker A: That's why he's the greatest wrestler ever. [00:56:23] Speaker C: That's right. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Truly, like, yeah, Terry might be the best worker to ever work. [00:56:31] Speaker A: All right, we gotta anyways drive away [00:56:33] Speaker B: from the past [00:56:36] Speaker A: in the crowd and she calls Everyone dumb. [00:56:41] Speaker C: I am a dumb, and I squeal [00:56:44] Speaker B: like the easy mark that I am. Okay. Don't even care. [00:56:50] Speaker C: Are you kidding? [00:56:51] Speaker A: I think we can call ourselves dumb for Tekla. [00:56:56] Speaker C: Oh, yes. Somebody needs to make that sign. [00:57:03] Speaker B: I'm absolutely making that shirt. All right. Dumb for Tekla is definitely. We're starting the fan club. You heard it here first. [00:57:13] Speaker C: Holy. [00:57:14] Speaker B: Yep. We did it. Congrats, folks. All right, well, now get that I heart money. I want to sell out. Please, please, let's go. [00:57:21] Speaker A: I don't want to work overnight again. She. Yeah. Last week, she promised herself that if one person from stardom came to Aw. She'd burn stardom down because they used to call her the idol killer over there because all she did was she got sick of all the cute girls in the kawaii in the way. [00:57:43] Speaker B: She said it was so good. [00:57:46] Speaker A: I can't even do that. I can't do that. Yeah, I can't. I can't drag out the e. Kawaii. Kawaii. But yet. Kawaii kawaii. [00:57:58] Speaker B: She went so high up. It was nuts. [00:58:00] Speaker A: I can't. Yeah, I can't do that. Even if I, like, tried really hard, it would just hurt. It hurts thinking about God, [00:58:08] Speaker B: I'm gonna start vocal training just so I can do that. And I'm gonna come back, like, a year from now and do the Kawaii voice. I'm a dumb. Anyway. [00:58:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:29] Speaker A: So she burn. [00:58:30] Speaker C: Start him down now. [00:58:32] Speaker A: Yep, she's gonna burn. Start him down. And then she did get fired from Japan, but now we have to do this all over again. So the triangle of madness has three jobs. Sky blue has to win the yellow. [00:58:43] Speaker C: Yep. [00:58:44] Speaker A: Julia has to get the TBS title back. They're doing a survival of the fittest match to get the. To get a new TBS champion. [00:58:52] Speaker B: I loved her. I loved her as. As TBS champion, but not happening. [00:58:59] Speaker A: Probably not. I don't know who else they've announced. I didn't see who they had announced for that match. I'm sure there's probably loads of wonderful women involved. And then the toxic spider has her eyes set on forbidden door, and it doesn't matter if she has to go to stardom, but she's going to shut the door. And she's not declaring word war on stardom. She's declaring death to stardom. So then she. They. They get on a ladder and she climbs up to the stardom logo on the Titan Tron and she spits on it. And that's cool. [00:59:38] Speaker B: Everywhere, all at the same time, just Reached nirvana. Anyways. [00:59:47] Speaker C: Okay, So I would much have rather had the NWO black spray paint. You know, the water based spray paint that they'd spray on everyone. Just. Sorry. She's like an artist. So, you know, I think you could, I think. [01:00:04] Speaker A: I don't know how that works on those LED screens. I don't see why not. But then I guess it would just be there the whole show. Actually. No, it should have been there though. You know what, Hampter, you're right, actually. Yeah, they should have like, that would have been like a permanent thing just on the show. [01:00:20] Speaker C: Yeah, like, because I mean, even, come on, even wcw like knocked over signs and, and I'm like, yeah, it's an. It's a big huge LED screen, so you're not going to shatter it. But like there's paint that you can spray on there and then like wipe off or use alcohol to get off later is all I'm saying. [01:00:37] Speaker A: Yeah, it's probably, it's fine. They should have done it. They should have done something a little bit more drastic to means, you know, you're punk. [01:00:44] Speaker C: Like, you're punk crust. Like, is that all you're gonna do? [01:00:48] Speaker A: Like, I think, I think, I think it would have, I think it would have meant something more because then it would have been like a visual that you see the rest of the show. So then like it's like this is the storyline going forward. [01:00:59] Speaker B: I can, I see, I can take that. But I can't take the punk thing because like Hampter, there's nothing a punk loves more in spitting. [01:01:06] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Sorry. [01:01:09] Speaker B: Take it from an old punk girl. Like, okay, punks love. Punks love a good spit. [01:01:14] Speaker A: Okay. [01:01:15] Speaker B: Like, so it really, it tracks. Yeah, okay. She really, I'm just saying, [01:01:21] Speaker C: wanted to spray paint the sign. They would have let him. Just saying. [01:01:24] Speaker B: Well, yeah, but he's not a punk. He's a poser. [01:01:29] Speaker A: I don't think even counts as a punk, whatever he looks like. Anyway, speaking of posers, Danny Garcia is hyping up who's the poser I'm talking to about in this. I mean, Will, I mean. Well, he's trying to hype up young, young boy Billion being like, hey, you might have got your ass beat last time, but you were in a hundred percent. And you're, you're better now. And you, you got it. And Mox just shows up. He's like, what the are you doing? [01:02:00] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, [01:02:03] Speaker A: you suck at this. [01:02:04] Speaker C: He's like, you're right, you're right, you're right. He just [01:02:10] Speaker A: that's not how we're doing this. [01:02:13] Speaker C: Off. I. I love. I love this. [01:02:17] Speaker A: What are you doing? Stop that. [01:02:20] Speaker C: Yeah, you're right. You're right. My bad. [01:02:23] Speaker A: So the whole dynamic. [01:02:26] Speaker B: I'm sorry. The death of the whole Death Riders dynamic just keeps building. Like, I. I don't know, man. I don't know what the it is. I don't know if William Regal was just really that good, like, because I know he really did have a hand in all those guys and, like, would give, like, acting classes and shit. And say what you will about them. The guy gave a fucking promo. [01:02:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. And I think [01:02:59] Speaker C: so real quick, if I may. February 17, 1997. William Reagan, every. First of all, everyone in the auditorium is sloshed. Regal and Scott hall noticeably are. Regal loses the tnt. Not the. Not the tnt, but the TV title championship belt to a Prince Aya Kia. [01:03:30] Speaker B: Prince Ikea. [01:03:31] Speaker A: Oh, God. [01:03:33] Speaker C: First time out. Unheard of. Under. I believe it's under five minutes. [01:03:40] Speaker B: Oh, no. He squashed us. [01:03:42] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's. [01:03:46] Speaker A: Well, if Regal was drunk, there's no way you could let him have a mash. [01:03:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, it was. [01:03:52] Speaker C: I think it was a little bit like, I. I think it was. You're drinking and this is a problem. So you're getting the belt taken away from you. And Regal's like, I'm getting the belt. The belt's being taken from me. I'm drinking. So. [01:04:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:06] Speaker C: Each other. [01:04:08] Speaker B: I listened to. To Regal's podcast when it was on, and I highly recommend it to people. I think it's awesome. Gentleman Villain is what it was called. And I believe. I believe you are going to be seeing him on the. In the Fed soon because he's having a bad time. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, to be fair, his neck's broken and he doesn't realize it yet. Yeah. [01:04:34] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yeah. He's me. He's doing a. Like, a promo with mean. Gene walks away, and Gene has to call him back and is like, don't you have something else to say about, like, another upcoming match with, like, Rey Mysterio? And he's like, oh, yeah. And I was just like, oh, my God, Scott Hall's wasted. This is the one where they film themselves running the Steiner Brothers off the road and into a tree. [01:05:02] Speaker A: Oh, God. [01:05:05] Speaker C: It was a wild fucking night for Monday night. Sorry, I just had to jump that in there. [01:05:11] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Maybe the show. I was gonna say we. We don't have enough hands to produce any more shows right now, but it would Be so funny to, like, just hampter if you just hosted the Monday show because you're just still doing it, and that's gross [01:05:31] Speaker C: contaminating. Yeah, I like. I occasionally like lives or skeet, but at like, the same time, I'm just like, also, who the wants to watch or listen or read me, apparently, how much I hate Eric Bishop. Yeah, that's true. [01:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah, right? People don't hate us. It's really weird. [01:05:54] Speaker C: Shocking. [01:05:55] Speaker A: Shocking, but, yes, I'm sure somebody really does. [01:05:58] Speaker C: Oh, absolutely. [01:05:59] Speaker B: Someone does. Oh, I can think of at least four. [01:06:03] Speaker C: At least four. Anderson, Ric Flair. [01:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:10] Speaker C: Chris. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Would Benoit hate us? We keep his memory alive. [01:06:18] Speaker C: Oh, that's true. [01:06:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:19] Speaker C: Benoit's actually our biggest fan. [01:06:22] Speaker A: What if. What if Leo Rift is possessed by the demon that Benoit turned into Holy. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Okay, we're gonna get so canceled. Jesus Christ. I'm over here on me trying to eat a late dinner and like, dude, moving on. [01:06:38] Speaker C: Sorry. No, we're not. [01:06:41] Speaker A: We can ring down that. [01:06:42] Speaker B: Piper. Piper. Edit. Edit at your discretion. Jesus. [01:06:48] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. I don't know why that's out of line. [01:06:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:54] Speaker A: Anyway, no one can seriously think that. Okay, no, yeah. He doesn't do a cross face, so it's fine. So Davis. What? Mox tells. Tells Will that Davis has been eating in his mind, but now it's time to. To put Davis down. The night he gets his win back. Put all, like, the bad behind him. He's like, kind of pacing, looking around as he's like, I like the temperature in here, man. I hate all this gang warfare stuff. Which actually gets a laugh because everybody is like, dude, you started this. [01:07:27] Speaker B: Wrote my notes. [01:07:28] Speaker C: I was like, you did this? [01:07:29] Speaker A: He learned it from you, bro. [01:07:31] Speaker C: Like John Moxley, the man who created the vibe. Vibes off. [01:07:39] Speaker B: Someone get that man a hot dog [01:07:43] Speaker C: in here. [01:07:48] Speaker A: Meanwhile, everybody's looking at Mox like, damn, girl, you live like this. It smells crazy in here because of you. [01:07:58] Speaker B: That's just Yuta. [01:08:05] Speaker C: That's Yuta. [01:08:06] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:08:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:08:08] Speaker A: They're like, somebody like Don Callis is in the back, like, watching that, and he's doing like, I didn't do this. I didn't do. [01:08:16] Speaker C: I didn't do. [01:08:19] Speaker B: I didn't read how many. I think you can leave bits can we fit into this one section? I'm. Let's go. Oh, my God. No, just this whole bit was I. Because I. As soon as he said that, I was just like, we're gonna do five minutes on this. Because, like, you. [01:08:38] Speaker C: You, you. [01:08:40] Speaker B: This is what you like, you literally, you. This all up, you douchebag. [01:08:47] Speaker A: He's just. [01:08:47] Speaker B: I can't believe it's like this. [01:08:49] Speaker C: Who set his house on fire? Hey, yeah. What's the. Is up with this? [01:08:56] Speaker A: What's up? [01:08:56] Speaker B: This fire, yo. [01:08:58] Speaker C: Wow, Frank. [01:09:00] Speaker A: Wow. The temperatures really turned up here. The vibes are. Take it. [01:09:08] Speaker C: He's got his eye on it, though. Yeah. Why isn't everybody cool? Potential. [01:09:17] Speaker B: Everyone's, like, on edge. It's. Yeah, everyone's, like, on edge. It's weird. [01:09:22] Speaker C: Bridges. Have they thought about Neck Bridges? [01:09:28] Speaker B: You guys never get in a sauna together and jerk off. It really, really. It really helps you relax. Yeah, it really helps you relax. [01:09:46] Speaker A: Wow. [01:09:48] Speaker B: Please drive. Gee, I don't know. How long have we been at this rest stop? I don't even know. [01:09:53] Speaker A: We're only on the third match. My face hurts. [01:09:56] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:09:57] Speaker A: It's a. It's the Andrade squash match versus. [01:10:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I didn't even know this dude's name. [01:10:03] Speaker A: TK Vondu. Andrade gets his pre. His Sophie in before the match. So he just go in and just. Just kills this guy. [01:10:12] Speaker C: You know, it's bad. [01:10:14] Speaker A: He elbow elbows him. Dios de los muertos. Dm. That's it. [01:10:21] Speaker C: He pulls up on a pin on a two count and drags him in the center of the ring to do a DM on him. [01:10:29] Speaker A: Yep. [01:10:30] Speaker C: He's like, wait, wait, wait. I need to get at least 45 because I plan a minute, 30 second [01:10:36] Speaker A: speech, so I gotta get my in. [01:10:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:41] Speaker B: Tony's paying me by the second. Okay. [01:10:45] Speaker C: The DM is sick. I love watching him do the. [01:10:48] Speaker A: I do the dm. I. Yeah, I like seeing him do his. Get his in the. That he gets in is very good. [01:10:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:56] Speaker A: Taz is a big fan of fast work. Yeah. [01:10:58] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:11:00] Speaker A: Taz is a big fan. So Andrada gets the mic and says now that MJS has a title, he really wants it. And MJF beat Rouge to Nice tonight. But do you think you can beat Andrade? Do you think you can beat the real Latino man? How you know? [01:11:20] Speaker C: How you know? [01:11:21] Speaker A: How you know? [01:11:22] Speaker C: Yes. [01:11:23] Speaker B: And after I. After I got back out of my bunk, I was like, that was a fun squash match. [01:11:32] Speaker C: What match? [01:11:33] Speaker B: I was hydrating, and I was like, you know, in the afterglow, and it's like, wow, that was a great squash match. [01:11:40] Speaker A: It feels like the Andrade thing is like, Andrade has, like, a direction. Like he's going after Max as opposed to. Yes. What are we doing with Roosh? He just is murdering jobbers every week. Oh, he gets A tape? Yeah. Okay. He gets a time. Okay, sure. [01:11:54] Speaker C: Yeah, sure. [01:11:55] Speaker B: It's. It's a similar. It's a similar, like, style versus substance thing that we went into in detail for Darby, but, you know, in a different way. Yeah, it's just like. Yeah, you're both doing squash matches, but. What? You're both doing squash matches, but one of them matter, you know, like. And that's the difference. [01:12:14] Speaker C: Yes. [01:12:16] Speaker A: So Don. Don comes out with Jake Doyle. Everybody. Everybody's talking about how Doyle, the Y on Doyle's trunks looks like an iud. [01:12:29] Speaker B: What? I have not seen this at all, [01:12:32] Speaker A: because I was not. I was not. I was not paying attention to Blue Sky. And then, like, it came on and everybody's like, why does he have an IUD on his gear? I was like, the. Are you talking about. [01:12:45] Speaker B: Amazing. Well, maybe he believes in. In contraceptive. [01:12:50] Speaker A: I would hope so. [01:12:51] Speaker C: He's pro women's body autonomy. [01:12:56] Speaker B: That being said, if he really cares that much, he should just get a sniff. It's not that bad. It was not. It was kind of fun. I listened to the Laps fan talk about Lou Albano while they sniffed my junk. So, like, that was a good time. Chuckle if you're listening. [01:13:13] Speaker A: Love you. [01:13:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:16] Speaker A: Don comes out and he's going to introduce the newest member of the Don Callis family. [01:13:21] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:13:22] Speaker A: And it's Kevin Knight. And then Don's teeth fall out of his mouth again. I didn't notice it until Matthew posted it. Oh, my gosh. And he did not. [01:13:38] Speaker B: Someone's got it better. [01:13:41] Speaker A: They. They spent so much time on commentary talking about dental plans in the Don Callis family. [01:13:47] Speaker C: Oh. [01:13:48] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's why I forgot. [01:13:52] Speaker C: Tony was just like. Yeah, you make. You drop your teeth, like they say in Clarksville in Virginia. Like. Yeah. You lose some Chiclets over that. Oh, my. Holy guacamole, that's amazing. [01:14:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Every time it's happening, it keeps happening. [01:14:14] Speaker C: This is. I caught the first time it happened. Yes. I didn't catch it this time. So that's. [01:14:22] Speaker B: I gotta be careful because I love Kyle Fletcher so much that I'm starting to, like, have feelings of, like, protectiveness and, like, dare I say, love and caring for Don Callis. [01:14:40] Speaker C: Listen to his entrance music. [01:14:45] Speaker A: Brainwashed by the Truth Commission. [01:14:50] Speaker B: Network. [01:14:51] Speaker A: Shill. Network Shilling. Got the virus. [01:15:01] Speaker B: I got the virus now. The Dick Slit Jones virus. [01:15:08] Speaker A: What would happen if the Dick Slit Jones virus was introduced into a body with the Mark Briscoe chicken virus? [01:15:18] Speaker B: Now that's an Osmosis Jones. I want to See, yeah, it would have. [01:15:23] Speaker C: It wouldn't have any front teeth is all I would know. Is all I know. [01:15:26] Speaker A: Yeah, there'll be no. There'd be no teeth at all, because I don't think the Mark Bisco chicken cells have teeth either. So. No teeth. [01:15:36] Speaker C: Chicken. Yeah, they do. They eat gravel to digest their food. [01:15:40] Speaker B: Yep. [01:15:40] Speaker A: Gummer City Jones. [01:15:44] Speaker B: Oh, God. Drive. [01:15:46] Speaker C: So this is insane. Why is Kevin also. Kevin Knight is with the Don Callis, which, once again, we. [01:15:52] Speaker B: I like it. I'm for it. I'm into it. You did nothing wrong. [01:15:55] Speaker C: So Fletcher wants the tn, like the TNT belt that Kevin holds. Andrade wants the. The. The World Championship. So does Kevin. Like, something's gotta give is. [01:16:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm pretty sure Andrade is not gonna be in the Don Callis family much longer. [01:16:15] Speaker C: Yeah. I cannot see him sticking around. So. [01:16:18] Speaker B: No, my thought here is, like, I don't think we. I certainly don't think we need more belts. That's not the thing I think we need. I think we need less people in the Don Callis family. I think we finally got there. We've reached a point where I'm gonna need them to start, like, cycling. [01:16:36] Speaker C: They have. They have Punky Vice and Lands. [01:16:39] Speaker B: And Brian Cage is back. [01:16:41] Speaker A: You know, he's infected, so he might be going away pets. Yeah, well, we don't actually know if he's infected yet. He was wearing Zubas when he came out later, so we don't know if [01:16:52] Speaker C: he had fit his fat ass. Yeah, his. [01:16:55] Speaker A: Zubas. Yes, dude. Yeah. [01:16:59] Speaker C: They're secret teas. [01:17:01] Speaker A: I actually don't think [01:17:05] Speaker C: Leg. [01:17:07] Speaker A: I don't actually think that. What's his name? I don't think Kevin Knight's going to be in the Don Callis family for very long. But, like, this is. [01:17:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:15] Speaker A: Partially the problem when there's only, like, three factions that you can join. You can either be a Death Rider. [01:17:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:21] Speaker A: A conglomerate. Or Don Kyle's fit. Don Callis family or unaffiliated. [01:17:27] Speaker B: It's like, well. Or you can go over to Ring of Honor, be with, like, Shane Taylor and all of them. [01:17:32] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I can't wait. I'm gonna say. Well, you can always join the ops. [01:17:37] Speaker B: You could always join the apps. [01:17:39] Speaker A: They're recruiting. [01:17:41] Speaker B: They're recruiting. Always. [01:17:44] Speaker A: You can. You just gotta sell some mentals with Sam Rockwell in the sewer. [01:17:51] Speaker C: I. I said it for the 5 second of.5 seconds of silence that followed, while everybody was just like, what the. Yeah. No, Join the Ops. [01:18:02] Speaker A: Hey, you could join the apps. You could join the apps. [01:18:05] Speaker C: Needs a friend. [01:18:06] Speaker A: What if the Rascals started recruiting? [01:18:09] Speaker C: Oh, honestly, why not? [01:18:12] Speaker B: Yeah, but they're completely neutral. They're not faces or heels or even tweeters. They're just stoned. [01:18:19] Speaker A: That's just. That's just like Dragon Gate. Like, Dragon Gate has. What's it called? They. Or they had. Was it Tozawa Juku? Which was just like. There were a bunch of delinquent high schoolers. That was their gimmick. [01:18:31] Speaker C: That's great. Honestly. [01:18:33] Speaker A: And they were like, you could do that. It's just, like, weird. Like, it's weed patrol in color. [01:18:38] Speaker B: Yeah. You could just have an entire stable of the kids that used to hang out a block away from my high school, because then they could smoke. [01:18:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:47] Speaker A: It could be team Otto's jacket. All right, so mix match. TNT Championship. Speedball. Mike Bailey versus Kevin Knight. [01:18:58] Speaker C: My precious, beloved friend. My speed. [01:19:01] Speaker B: I was so ready for this. [01:19:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I was hyped. I was hyped. And I liked. I loved how they played, how it played out, too. So, yeah, Speedball is pissed because they fought the Don Callis family together with Knight and Knight joining them is like, an even bigger betrayal. They still do, like, a collar elbow tie up that. Then Knight just takes a swing. Adam, instead of giving him a clean break, they miss a high kickback, and they're just. They just fight to the floor. It's like. It's really just a fight. And then commentary is talking about how much. Yeah. Do you ever find it weird that tag team partners either stay together forever or they end up hating each other? [01:19:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Familiarity brings. Breeds contempt. No, that's. That's. That was Excalibur's line. [01:20:00] Speaker B: Oh, no. I think that both, like, he says that and the. [01:20:03] Speaker A: Both. [01:20:04] Speaker B: The other two just, like, look at him. Like, seriously, for real. Why. Why don't you just tell them it's fake? Jesus Christ. There goes our money. [01:20:18] Speaker A: Taz has gotten along with every tag team partner he's ever had. He definitely didn't have a long ass war with Sabu. I know that was rvd. Excuse me. It's kind of the story of the match was they knew each other really well. So. Yeah, compared and compared to the. When they wrestled in the C2 and they just, like, went at each other. This one was more night wrestling intelligently and just not trying to get hit by speedball, [01:20:58] Speaker B: but also taking opportunities wherever he could to, like, ground and pound him too. And, like, really, like. Like heel hits. Like, he was throwing heel punches, you know what I mean? [01:21:09] Speaker C: Were closed. [01:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah. And he was like. He had that whole attitude, like, his entire. His entire energy is different. And I think Kevin Knight is very good at professional wrestling. [01:21:22] Speaker A: I think he is, too. [01:21:23] Speaker B: I think that's. I think. I think people should take note of that. [01:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You might be the first to notice it. I think this Kevin Knight kid is going places. Damn. To the moon. Yeah. [01:21:35] Speaker C: They did a great exhibition right before the 10 minute mark where they just. They just did a series of avoiding each other's moves because they knew each other so well, which was really sick. [01:21:51] Speaker A: That was. Yeah, that was kind of like. The big story was speedball with their kick, and Knight would get out of the way. Like, he'd see it coming. And then they talk about the Don Callis family dental plan during the commercial. Callous has a really good line. [01:22:09] Speaker C: Does Don Kellogg? [01:22:10] Speaker A: I guess he doesn't. I guess he doesn't have a good plan, but they have. He has a very good line where he's like, ref. Ref. He's trying to quit in French. [01:22:21] Speaker C: Yes. [01:22:22] Speaker A: I made it. [01:22:23] Speaker C: I do. I do appreciate, I think, Excalibur joking on tortilla chips. [01:22:28] Speaker B: I swear, but that's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard. [01:22:31] Speaker C: He's trying to French. [01:22:34] Speaker A: He's trying to quit in French. Yeah. So, like, they come back from commercial and speedball finally gets some kicks to land. And they get, like, this really, really good, like, high kick. Well, Knights in midair just like, catches them flush in the face. It looks sick. Oh, yeah. Then it crashes out on the triangle moonsaults. And, like, they really pick it up towards the. Towards the end. They're gonna. God, when did it happen? They. They were gonna. They were gonna do that. Oh, what am I looking for? I'm lost in my nose because I'm trying to find, like, there was, like, a part where they did a callback to their C2 match where they. They were gonna springboard and, like, clash in the middle. [01:23:21] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Take them out. It was just like. Actually, no, you. I'm not doing that. I'm not an idiot. [01:23:27] Speaker C: Yeah, he turns around and he, like, points at his head. Kevin does. Because he's like. [01:23:34] Speaker B: He's like, yeah. No, I'm smart. [01:23:38] Speaker A: Time adventure kick gets thrown. Ultima weapons countered with a hurricane Rana. And then Knight gets a spinning back breaker. And then Speedy gets their leg capture. Cazador roll up pin. That always looks like it's about to, like, kill someone or like, not kill someone, but, you know, win a match. That's what I mean. Number. They can all kill somebody. You can all die at any minute. [01:24:02] Speaker B: Win a match. A definitive matter to a permanent end. [01:24:08] Speaker A: To a permanent end. Flamingo driver is blocked. Speedball goes up to the top. Jake Doyle gets involved. Don Callis provides additional distraction. And they knock Bailey off the top rope. And then Knight goes and hits a top rope sky high. And I was like, oh, [01:24:31] Speaker C: yeah, because [01:24:32] Speaker A: that looked like it was nasty. And then Knight picks him up for another big move and that finishes it off. And Kevin Knight retains. Yeah, really, really good match. And I love the dynamic. How like the dynamic completely changed. [01:24:47] Speaker C: I love the use. Yeah, I'm very, very excited to see. I, I like the ambitious heel, so. Because it can. It. It means that he is more flexible in like, regards to his decision making and like. [01:25:06] Speaker A: Yeah. So just go to where we can [01:25:08] Speaker C: get the best opportunities. [01:25:09] Speaker A: I was worried about the sky high and like, they did have the, the doctor checking on Speedball after the match because, like, I always get really nervous when they do that move off the top rope. [01:25:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:22] Speaker A: Ever since Bras. [01:25:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:26] Speaker A: Good luck with that when you get to it, Hampton. [01:25:29] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [01:25:31] Speaker A: I, I think, I think actually they probably cut that in most of the things. [01:25:35] Speaker B: Oh, draws. No, no, that and no, that happened in a house show. [01:25:41] Speaker A: That was a house. Oh, right. Then you're good. Don't worry. [01:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah, then you're good. But all. There's gonna be a guy named Draws who all of a sudden isn't there anymore. [01:25:51] Speaker A: It's because his back was broken. [01:25:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:58] Speaker A: That sucks. [01:25:58] Speaker B: It happens sometimes you slip when you're doing a running power drive or running [01:26:02] Speaker A: power bomb and it gets up. Except Renee's. Renee's in the back with the dogs and they, they had a good week last week because they took out cope and cage and they invented a new five second pose and then they beat the Bang bang. [01:26:18] Speaker B: That's about 1.25 seconds long. You [01:26:26] Speaker C: so angry. [01:26:26] Speaker A: Yeah. They aren't doing it right. But they've got new dogs branded 40 ounces and kazoos. I like their shirts. They have the, the picture that they had taken after they. They knocked out Copenhage is on the shirts. And I really like those. Those are cool. [01:26:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's all right. [01:26:44] Speaker C: I love the cut of David Finley's the that racer bank racer back, tank top. I. Those are always so cool. I love them. [01:26:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I do. I do appreciate a good racer back. The bucks. Young bucks show up and they make a who let the dogs out joke, which the other. I don't. I don't. I can't never tell Them apart. But the other buck looks at me, he's like, you are the biggest dork on the planet. [01:27:07] Speaker C: He continues to do dog memes, too. [01:27:09] Speaker A: Yeah, he keeps doing. [01:27:10] Speaker C: And I also refuse to know which one is which. [01:27:13] Speaker A: I. I don't. I don't care. They're. They're. They're a Buck Jackson. Them. Yeah, they're fine. They're fine. [01:27:24] Speaker B: Buck one. [01:27:24] Speaker A: Yeah. The dogs seem to think that they're. That they're the hot new team. They're the number one contenders, but they're actually just Bullet Club's worst leader ever. And Timu Hangman. [01:27:34] Speaker C: Oh, he said Timu Hangman. Oh, okay. I thought he said tag team hangman, and I was so [01:27:43] Speaker B: pretty hard, actually. Yeah. Tag team hand is pretty sweet. Yeah. I just want to say on both of those insults, or both of those insults, I do. I want to affirm. Burn. [01:27:58] Speaker A: Holy. [01:28:01] Speaker B: Oh, man. Like, got him. Wow. [01:28:05] Speaker A: No, Nobody. Nobody wants to be known as Bullet Club's worst leader. And like, unfortunately, unfortunately, if you're the guy that was in charge when it ended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had. It had wound down well before Dave Finley took over. [01:28:26] Speaker B: Yeah. But it's just like, this is on you, though, because of how no one [01:28:31] Speaker C: wants to stick around. There's no leadership. [01:28:34] Speaker B: Yeah. It's like how whatever president we have next is going to be the last president and thus responsible for the downfall of. Of the country and not the last, like, 50 years beforehand. [01:28:44] Speaker A: No, no, no. [01:28:48] Speaker B: Sorry. Did I get dark again? All right. Sorry. [01:28:50] Speaker A: It's always dark. It's always dark. [01:28:52] Speaker B: It's always dark in this theater. It's always dark. [01:28:56] Speaker A: The light. [01:28:56] Speaker C: The light burns us. [01:29:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's that ever since last week, direct sunlight just hurts more. [01:29:07] Speaker B: The Hum Monkey clones are working on that. [01:29:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't believe that. Because they're made of this stuff, aren't they? Silence, Silence, silence. [01:29:20] Speaker C: What kind of SPF do you use, by the way? Is it zinc based? I just. [01:29:24] Speaker A: Oh, on I am how I am. I'm like reflecting light on the camera here. Holy. [01:29:34] Speaker C: Just want to. You know, if you go out into direct sunlight, I suggest an umbrella. Okay. [01:29:39] Speaker A: Anyways, continue on one second. [01:29:42] Speaker B: There's a thunderstorm going on, so I just want to unplug my laptop so I don't die fair. [01:29:48] Speaker A: The Bullet Club or not Bullet Club. The Not. They are the Not Bullet Club now. [01:29:54] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:29:57] Speaker A: the. The young bucks won in Stadium Stampede. And so how about they wrestle the dogs for the number one contendership? And the dogs say no, and they walk off. [01:30:09] Speaker C: Five. Five minute Bruise five second kazoo. [01:30:16] Speaker A: Now Max's moist ass is in the tub, as we mentioned earlier. And Renee wants her word. Word for. For with him. For about all the people who want to shot against him, because. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. Kevin Knight also called a shot at the world title. And Fletcher, like you said, Fletcher wants a shot. Everyone's a shot. [01:30:38] Speaker B: Getting ridiculous. And I think it's also clear that we're gonna get a multiple multi person match for. For the belt is kind of. [01:30:46] Speaker A: That's probably a good bet for Forbidden Door at this point. [01:30:48] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't. [01:30:49] Speaker A: Now. [01:30:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I don't love it, but it's what's probably gonna happen. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong. [01:30:59] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know what they could do with Mark, because I think. I think it should be Mark, but I don't know if they'll let him. [01:31:05] Speaker B: I think it should. No, that's. That's in my. In my notes is literally said, strap up, Briscoe. It was my entirety in my notes. Well, I mean, that's evergreen. That. That's kind of all that. That's an all the time note. [01:31:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I think. [01:31:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:31:22] Speaker A: Like, I. I think I said it last. I'm pretty sure I said this last week. But Mark Briscoe is what people think Darby is. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Yes, yes. [01:31:33] Speaker A: And I stand 26 years. So Max. Max says, oh, you want a sharp mark? Well, you know, spell it out for you, you bumpkin. No. No match for you. It's for winners, guys. And that, my friend, you are not. And so my word is bond, and nobody in this company can trump me. And I was like, max, you are completely forgetting about Tony Khan, who apparently like with you as much as possible. [01:32:02] Speaker C: My immediate response was like, smash cut to the next commentary. Commentary being like, Tony. Tony Khan just confirmed next Wednesday at Dynam match between Briscoe and mjf. For the tag for the tight world Championship. [01:32:19] Speaker A: Mark Briscoe is allowed to use a gun. And if Max uses the gun, he will lose the title forever. [01:32:28] Speaker C: God, he couldn't get his hair, so now he wants his soul. God damn it. Take you down either way. [01:32:42] Speaker B: I just saw a picture of the radar of the storm coming for Minneapolis right now. So I just want y' all to know that if I suddenly, like, disappear and fall off the call. I love you, and it's been great. This has been awesome. [01:32:56] Speaker A: Okay. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Yeah, you bet. [01:32:58] Speaker B: Yeah, I might. I'm probably dead. Yeah. But, you know, I went out doing what I loved. I went out doing what I loved. Podcasting. Yeah. [01:33:09] Speaker A: All right, well. Owen Hart women's quarterfinal match. Alex Windsor versus the wild card. Wild card. And the wild card is Mercedes. She has so much pyro. She's got a remix of her entrance theme, which sounds a little bit. Got like more reverb to it. So it's like a little bit darker is. [01:33:35] Speaker B: Her outfit is just insane on. It's just so much is so good. Yeah. I have two notes for this one. One's for the end, but the first one I can give right now. I missed Monet. I didn't realize how much. I didn't realize how much I missed Monet because I've had like a long. A long back and forth with whether or not I think she is actually any good and. Holy crap, I. I missed Monet and I. I think she's very good and I think I was wrong. I don't think. I know. Hold on. I don't think I was wrong. In fact, I think I was right because my biggest problem with her is I thought she still had fed. Fed stink, but I think she's gotten rid of. She has shed it. Yeah, she shed her fed stick. [01:34:26] Speaker A: If so, if I can for a moment. Diverse. It's. That's how I feel about Champa. I think he's got fed stick. [01:34:36] Speaker B: Okay, all right. [01:34:39] Speaker A: I've been phrasing it wrong. I think he's gonna freeze it like an. [01:34:44] Speaker B: Just say he's got fed stink and [01:34:46] Speaker A: then I can understand what you're saying. You would have been mad if I said he had fed stink too, anyway. [01:34:52] Speaker B: Well, yeah, but I at least would [01:34:53] Speaker C: understood he had fed stink when he first showed up. [01:34:58] Speaker B: Well, yeah, yeah. Ricky. Ricky also had to stink. [01:35:04] Speaker C: Every time you say fest. [01:35:07] Speaker B: It's a stink. It's just every day. [01:35:09] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:35:11] Speaker B: It's a thing. It's a known commodity. [01:35:14] Speaker A: You got to get the tough bleach and the, you know, detergents and you get the fed stink out and. Yeah. [01:35:20] Speaker B: You just gotta let it slough off. Yeah. [01:35:22] Speaker A: Maybe roll. Maybe roll around in some tomato juice. [01:35:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that helps. I hear that helps. [01:35:30] Speaker A: Anyway, Monet like chops Alex Windsor in the face pretty much to start and it's just like all over her from the beginning. Yeah, like Monet carried a lot of this, a lot of the offense at this match. I don't say she carry Winter, but like, I don't mean it that way. I mean like she, she was just like in charge of the match this Match. [01:35:52] Speaker B: Yeah, well she was getting, yeah, well she was, she was getting a lot of, of justifiable. Oh yeah, yeah. Mercedes is here. And, and, and I think she got to a point where she's just like, I have to remind them I'm a. So she like started doing like some like. I loved the like walking over her spot and stuff like that and she starts doing a little more of that and I was like, yeah. Because everyone was like cheering her hardcore and I like there was moments where I could like see her kind of like it's like I could swear, I could like see it flipping her head where she's like, I gotta do something a little extra because they're loving me way too hard right now. [01:36:35] Speaker C: The CEO Chance, for real, she did [01:36:39] Speaker A: some like really nasty looking stuff. Like she's, she hit that, that La Mystica thing and turned it into the, the. Oh God, what does she call it? The statement maker. [01:36:49] Speaker B: That's what I believe is called statement maker. Not, not the bank statement tmtm. [01:36:54] Speaker A: Statement maker. Yeah. Windsor keeps trying to get a little bit of offenses. You get some chops and some throws in. But it's again like, it's mostly Mercedes in charge of the match. Yeah, they take a minute to like look at the trophy and the, the belt and look at the trophy and the belt. But she can't quit. Get Alex Windsor to stay down. So she keeps kicking out and like she's starting to lose it a little bit. It's like I went to therapy. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:37:27] Speaker C: I love, I love the kind of like she does this a couple of times in the match where she's just like, I have it together. But it's clearly getting super frustrating because I think if she does, you know, if she does she'll just lose her shit and do she's stuff. [01:37:41] Speaker B: She's been. But she's clearly been doing the work, [01:37:44] Speaker C: you know, working on herself, but she's [01:37:48] Speaker B: been doing the work. She's learned how to accept defeat, you know, and, and all them belts. [01:37:57] Speaker A: I want to say that like having the camera pick that up was fantastic because it left the seed of a doubt that Windsor could win because actually maybe Mercedes isn't over it. Maybe she's still not quite right in the head. So. [01:38:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:38:16] Speaker A: Good character work. [01:38:17] Speaker B: I'm gonna, I'm again I'm gonna say it and I think it's, I don't want anyone to be surprised. I think aw is good at professional wrestling. [01:38:26] Speaker A: I don't know, maybe I think they're Good at it. [01:38:28] Speaker B: I'm getting hated on the Internet. But I. I think outside of. Of hooking the women controversial like that. Yeah, yeah. Outside of some issues with the booking of the women and the in the darby of it all, like, they know what they're doing real good. They're real good at this. [01:38:45] Speaker A: And. [01:38:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that was absolutely some good. [01:38:48] Speaker A: They have, like, really smart people agenting some of these matches, and I think it shows. [01:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Dean. Dean Malinko. [01:38:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Mobility scooter. Just be like, do it. Oh, my God. [01:39:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:39:04] Speaker B: Arm bar. [01:39:08] Speaker C: I saw him do a promo with sick for six. And he says, like 250 words, drops the mic and gets in, just starts wrestling. It's just like you were the most dazed. Just. He's like, just let me wrestle. Why you. [01:39:26] Speaker A: I love Dean. Stop making me talk. [01:39:28] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't. Why are you making me do this? Nobody wants to hear me do this. [01:39:33] Speaker B: I don't have a thousand words. I have a thousand holds. [01:39:35] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so they come out of commercial. Mercedes hits the three Amigos. Crowd really likes that. And a wizard fights back. Iconoclasm. She does that sweet, like, switchback thing, but she's like, runs off the ropes and then, like, you know, cuts the corner and comes back from the other direction. I love that. I think it looks cool. Big clothesline. Both women are down. And then she hits a cannonball senton outside of the floor. And then Mercedes runs away to the outside, and she wants something on the top rope. Mercedes wants another three amigos. Alex. [01:40:13] Speaker B: Which is too many amigos. [01:40:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Windsor. Windsor. Five amigos. Windsor gets it. Looks like she was trying made in Japan, but I don't think she got Mercedes up high enough for it, so. But they wind up back in the corner, and then Mercedes just, like, stomping the out of Windsor's back and it looks gross. They fight. [01:40:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it's another one of those, like, I need to really lay it on thick here, like, moments. Yeah. Now I'm gonna get real gross. [01:40:44] Speaker A: They get so. Yeah, it. What? They wind up fighting over a superplex. And Windsor gets suspended, hanging backwards. And then just like, just the grossest meteora gets to a two count. Mercedes comes back with a buckle. It was really good. It was. No, it was fine. [01:41:04] Speaker C: You're fine. [01:41:04] Speaker A: You're fine. Buckle bomb. [01:41:08] Speaker B: Sweet baby angel. [01:41:13] Speaker A: You can't see that. Nobody can see the heart. Corner knees are missed. There's a. There's like. They trade a bunch of pinfalls. Then Mercedes just gets a back backstabber. And then the statement Maker and Windsor has to tap Mercedes wins and advances. I, I have no complaints in this. [01:41:32] Speaker B: None, none at all. [01:41:35] Speaker C: I think the last time, the last time I saw I actually looked it up. The last time I saw Mercedes was the tag team that she did with Athena with Willow and, or the Babes of Wrath Harley Cameron. So I remember being like somewhat middling on Monet but watching her singles match is just, just, it's fire from top to bottom. Like I just incredible. [01:42:06] Speaker A: She's a very good singles performer. Yeah. [01:42:09] Speaker B: If, if you haven't hampter, I'm going to give you an assignment. You can find it on YouTube. I, I, it's the one I watch. I, I watched this version to make sure, to like make sure that I actually wanted to put it on my match of the year because like I was like, I'm pretty sure just off the highlights. Like people are telling me this is a contender. So I watched it, sure enough, her and Red Velvet. [01:42:38] Speaker C: Oh, I can see that. Red Velvet verse Willow with stick. [01:42:44] Speaker B: No. Versus Mercedes. [01:42:46] Speaker C: Yeah, no, no, Yeah, I know. Yeah. [01:42:49] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Now I'd see what you're saying. Her versus, yeah, no, her versus Willow. But no, that was what this is what started the like beginning in the beginning of the end when she was leaving. It was, I forget it was, I don't know if it was Death before dishonor or, or which one super card they wrestled. [01:43:07] Speaker A: They wrestled once on Dynamite in a main event and then, and then they did it again on Ring of Honors. [01:43:17] Speaker C: Women's world title television title. [01:43:20] Speaker B: Yep. And she, and she ends up losing it to Red Velvet. Yeah, that sounds about right. [01:43:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:27] Speaker A: Yep. [01:43:27] Speaker B: And there's a title change. So I watched on YouTube someone in the crowd like, just like from the crowd, but they had great seats and it was actually really awesome to experience that match that way without commentary, without any of the cuts or anything. Just like kind of like being there live. And I watched it that way and I was like, oh my God. Like they are both like oh my God. Like we're like watching it that way. I was just like Mercedes is un real, just unreal, just disgusting. Like they're both disgusting. So like go check that, Try to [01:44:06] Speaker A: find that because wow, she had a great 2025. She really, really did. I could try, I think. I, I, I saw her live against Mina at Russell. Russell. Russell. Dynasty. [01:44:20] Speaker B: Dynasty was it. [01:44:21] Speaker A: Oh, Russell Dynasty at Tokyo Dome in 2025. [01:44:25] Speaker B: Ah, yeah. [01:44:25] Speaker A: You were there. Yeah, she, she had a dome match with Mina. I forget title was on the line, but she Won because she won all her matches in 2025 until she met Tony Storm. Good stuff. There's a sign that says I respect Mercedes because she knows Grogu. I don't know how it's pronounced. [01:44:46] Speaker B: She does know Glove Shido. [01:44:50] Speaker A: Mercedes advances. Collision is going to be another quarterfinal match between Persephone and Hazuki. And then Sky Blue is wrestling Surrey next Wednesday. And that's going to be. Be probably very scary to watch because Surrey does not pull punches. And sky is like, please drop me on my neck. And they also give us. They also give us a little preview video for Divine Dominion versus Tayjay. So that's on Collision as well for the women's tag titles. Cool. Renee is with Don and Okada. He recruits many top stars, but he's like a magnet for gold. And in minutes, Mark Davis is going to break Osprey's prize neck and Don Cow's family will walk into all in main event. But Okada says that he was screwed. And the international title doesn't belong in a backpack. It belongs to him. Tesh is nothing without the family, and he's going to get the title back very soon. [01:45:54] Speaker B: I don't believe you. [01:45:56] Speaker A: I don't believe him. I want to see it again. My husband is conglomerating, and he looks very nice with his backpack. Thank you. [01:46:02] Speaker B: Yes. Yes. And honestly, I think he just gains more power the more he conglomerates. So, like, yeah, Okada, I'm sorry, but, like, run it back. He's gonna get you again. Like, it's. [01:46:14] Speaker A: He's gonna beat your ass. He gonna beat your ass. And it. [01:46:17] Speaker B: That being said, since Okada's here, I do want to talk about. I. I dropped it in the chat. My favorite pride meme of all time. One of them will, in fact give a million dollars to the queer community on the condition that we kick out Kenneth Omega. And you know, I. I know a lot of girls who could use that money right now. And. And I'm really considering it. [01:46:47] Speaker C: Wait, is Kenneth Omega in. [01:46:49] Speaker B: Like, is he bi or that man is bi Sexual? [01:46:53] Speaker A: Yes. I don't think he's ever actually come out and said it it like directly, but he's mostly. It's mostly just been like, that man. [01:47:01] Speaker B: Is that man by sexuals Okay. [01:47:06] Speaker C: I mean. Yeah, that's great. Perfect. Okay. [01:47:09] Speaker B: Things. [01:47:10] Speaker A: He's touched penis after that was actually. That was actually part of what got. Another thing that got me back into wrestling after, like, I was dead to it thanks to the Fed was like Kenny Omega and Kotobushi Just being. Being like, as bisexual as possible. Yeah, it's like, thank you for queer. Thank you for queer baiting me. DDT you. You know how to get money from Fujoshi? Tommy Chompers has a little promo. He wants to know where Jericho is because he's at home because a psychic killer beat the. Out of him. Yeah, it's true. [01:47:51] Speaker C: Turns out I seen it on tv. [01:47:57] Speaker A: Yeah, he. He beat Jericho, beat Ricochet, but then the real hit. And Chompers came in the company and marked his territory and planted his fat flag. So stay home and lick your wounds, Chris. I'll be waiting here. I'm a patient man. What? [01:48:14] Speaker B: He's. I will smooch that head. He's like, I'm gonna do it. [01:48:19] Speaker A: Negative queer baiting from. To me. I don't. I don't think that Thompson Chompington gets to queer bait during June. I won't allow it. [01:48:31] Speaker B: Smoochie, smoochie. [01:48:34] Speaker A: He's also bad at it, and I hate him. I don't hate him. He's bad at it, and I don't think he should do it. [01:48:41] Speaker B: All right, fine. You. He's gotta wash it. [01:48:45] Speaker C: One of these days of kissing the homies, that is. [01:48:48] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:48:50] Speaker A: all right. You know. Yeah. No. Yeah, he's. He's not allowed to kiss the homies during Pride. Like. [01:48:55] Speaker B: No, [01:48:57] Speaker A: I don't. I don't approve. I don't approve of it. [01:49:00] Speaker B: Well, I think the thing is, is that during. During Pride is the one time of the year we're kissing the homies is gay. Can we just declare that? [01:49:09] Speaker A: I mean, that's also true. But he. He's. I don't. I don't want him to do it. I don't think he does a good job at it. And it's like, if I want to be queer baited, and I do want to be queer baited, I would like him to do a better job. Kiss him on the lips, little tongue. [01:49:27] Speaker B: If your queer baiting is not on the level of Kenneth Omega, I. I [01:49:31] Speaker A: would like him to. I would like him to gently caress whoever he's going to kiss on the chin, give them a. A gentle peck on the cheek or in the mouth and maybe lick their nose when he's done. Jesus. And that'd be really good. [01:49:51] Speaker B: But just like a nibble. Like a bite at the end of it. Like, it's like, you're so. [01:49:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:49:58] Speaker B: God, that's gay. I like it. Yeah. That's fake as hell. Let's go, [01:50:04] Speaker A: Tommy Chompers. The Ball is in your court. My conditions must be met. [01:50:10] Speaker B: Now fondled. [01:50:11] Speaker A: Unless it is exactly how I want it. The Fujo Queen has spent. I'm really not. I just. I just got infected by somebody else. [01:50:22] Speaker B: This. This is gonna be a three hour podcast and most of it's gonna good and most of it's just gonna be gay ass dribble. Like just real. Just real. [01:50:32] Speaker A: So you're saying that it's not any different from any other one. We're in the last match. [01:50:41] Speaker B: Shut the up and drive. All right. [01:50:43] Speaker A: Don't tell me to drive. All right, the main event. Oh, and semi final match will Ospreay versus Mark Davis. [01:50:54] Speaker C: Let's go. [01:50:55] Speaker A: Osprey looks more Death Rider than ever before. I think they rated. I think. I think that Mox was like, here we did up this jacket. This vest I stole from Roman. We put some buckles on it. [01:51:12] Speaker C: He's been rocking that dark vest for a while. [01:51:16] Speaker B: They acknowledge me, huh? Yeah. [01:51:22] Speaker A: All these guys going around acknowledging people. [01:51:26] Speaker B: I don't like it. What are you acknowledging? [01:51:29] Speaker C: What are you acknowledging for? [01:51:31] Speaker B: I love it. For some reason in my mind, for [01:51:34] Speaker A: some reason, everybody's going around acknowledging people. [01:51:38] Speaker B: For some reason in my brain, I've been trying to land on what Jon Moxley voice is in my head and it really, for some reason is just Joe Pesci and I can't. I don't know why, but it's just so. It's just a gruffier. [01:51:53] Speaker A: Joe Pesci, jfk. Hey, man, shut that off. [01:51:58] Speaker B: Hey, man, [01:52:01] Speaker A: I don't want you recording this. I don't like the temperature. [01:52:04] Speaker B: I don't like the temperature here. I like it. This gain stuff. What do you mean you're acknowledging me? What do you mean? What do you mean? What are you doing? [01:52:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that guy's cute. That character. Character was gay in that movie. [01:52:15] Speaker B: So this is true. This is true. [01:52:17] Speaker A: JFK is a Pride movie. [01:52:24] Speaker B: He's so full of his brain. Just did that. [01:52:27] Speaker A: The gay romance between a bullet and a president's brain. [01:52:32] Speaker B: Oh my. Oh, [01:52:35] Speaker C: to the last. [01:52:39] Speaker A: That's the directions that you give when you're trying to get head. He's like, yeah, back into the left. Back into the left. [01:52:49] Speaker B: Eric, why did you do that? Why did you. Why? Why did you have. Why are you all doing this to me at the week that I'm not editing? It's what I'm angry about, okay? I don't know what's going to happen in here. Piper, please. [01:53:13] Speaker A: I said, first off, JFK is already dead. And that happened before I was born. So this is not. This is offensive, but it's not. [01:53:20] Speaker B: Okay, but there's an ongoing bit about a time machine in the basement. Okay, so like, just. All right. Oh, God. [01:53:28] Speaker A: Did the monkey clone do it? A monkey clone did it. [01:53:32] Speaker B: Okay. [01:53:38] Speaker A: All right. [01:53:39] Speaker B: So don't help us not get subpoenaed. That's all I'm gonna say. [01:53:45] Speaker A: That's not gonna get us subpoenaed. It's a bad movie. That's it. Allowed to talk about a stupid movie. Ask Kevin Costner. [01:54:03] Speaker B: I needed this. Jesus Christ. Or where are we? We. [01:54:06] Speaker A: The end. Oscar is kicking Mark Davis in the arm because he wants to get death ground. And he's indoctrinated according to Excalibur. I don't know if that's true. [01:54:16] Speaker B: Oh, I missed it before, so I'm gonna say it now. Osprey absolutely has Pepsi Phil hair now. [01:54:25] Speaker A: It's only when. [01:54:28] Speaker B: Yeah. First it got Max and now the aerial. Like. Like it's happening. Dude. [01:54:35] Speaker A: Will got hair plugs too. [01:54:37] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:54:38] Speaker A: I don't know if he back his [01:54:40] Speaker C: hair like the rest of Death Riders, though, so babies. [01:54:44] Speaker B: Yeah. So he's like the back. He looks like Pepsi Phil. Yeah, that's real weird. [01:54:51] Speaker A: He's wearing that white shirt too. You. Yeah. [01:54:57] Speaker B: All right. That's all I have to say about that. [01:54:58] Speaker A: Yep. So, yeah, he's targeting the arm to do. To do. To get the deathground arm bar. But he kind of just forgets to do that because Davis is just like really strong and just throws him around. Yeah. [01:55:14] Speaker C: Davis is still rocking the eye patch too, though. For no reason at all. [01:55:20] Speaker A: Yeah, because he takes it off immediately and it's fine. It does look cool. I wish he just wore it. [01:55:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:55:25] Speaker A: Like, kind of like when Danielson had the big boss look going during the C2 that one year he just like had like his entire face bandaged. It was absolutely horrifying. Just beat the out of here. [01:55:38] Speaker B: Why are we doing this? [01:55:40] Speaker C: From the French Canadian. Amazing. French Canadians. I don't remember the. He had the big ass eye patch because he. [01:55:48] Speaker B: He's not a French Canadian pirate. He legit lost his eye. I can't think of his name now. [01:55:54] Speaker A: Pco. [01:55:56] Speaker B: PC yeah, him and. Him and Brett Hart had a. A series of really good wrestling matches centered around really stupid. So, you know. Yeah. And he stole Brett's jacket. [01:56:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:11] Speaker B: And. And Brett. And Brett was like, now you must die. [01:56:17] Speaker C: He's got more jackets. What the hell? [01:56:20] Speaker B: Apparently not. Apparently that was his [01:56:25] Speaker A: favorite. [01:56:26] Speaker C: I mean, if it's A favorite. [01:56:27] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you gotta have principles. And if a man takes your jacket, you gotta kill him. [01:56:32] Speaker B: We've had way too much Monday night show on this Wednesday show. I think that's the problem than usual. [01:56:39] Speaker A: Actually, there was a little bit. I mean, we were talking about JFK. The 90s just infected us here. [01:56:44] Speaker B: No more infection. No more infections. I've got to bring them back. It's not forever unclean. [01:56:54] Speaker A: I am gonna have to take a chemical bath after we're done. God. Yeah. So like Will steals the eye patch like a. And then he. That was like. He fights out of an abdominal stretch and. But like, like Davis basically just like keeps catching small William and throwing him about the ring. [01:57:18] Speaker B: It's so hot. It's so good. [01:57:20] Speaker A: And it's. It's so good. I appreciate it. Like everything that he tries to do, Davis is just like, no, stop that. I'm kidding you. [01:57:29] Speaker C: It's very much like a boss fight. [01:57:31] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You have. [01:57:33] Speaker C: Still going around getting a shot. [01:57:36] Speaker A: Yeah. No, actually you're right because yeah, Will. Will gets. He gets that Hurricane Rana on the floor and then Davis is like, up immediately and throws him into the announce desk. That actually did sounded gross. [01:57:52] Speaker B: I love the continued storyline between these two also where it's just like Davis being like, how many different ways can I pile drive you? [01:58:00] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:58:02] Speaker B: Like all the. There's so many different ways that I can end up pile driving you on your head. [01:58:06] Speaker C: You say that your neck is no longer a. Let's torture test this. [01:58:13] Speaker A: Let's test it. I love the. I loved Davis doing like a P. He just kneels on Osprey's chest with both knees. [01:58:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:58:25] Speaker A: For the pin his full weight. And then commentary gets all pissed about it because they always get pissed off. See when there's like not a proper cover. [01:58:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:58:34] Speaker B: I'm just sitting here going like. I don't know. That'd work. [01:58:37] Speaker A: That could work. Because I could. I couldn't get him off. [01:58:40] Speaker C: No. [01:58:41] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Can I try? Can I. [01:58:46] Speaker A: I would die. I'd be crushed in the Crucible. [01:58:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, God. [01:58:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:58:56] Speaker C: Further back in time now we are going to Oliver Stonewall. [01:59:07] Speaker A: Oliver Stone didn't direct the Crucible, I don't think. Oh, I don't know who it was. No. [01:59:12] Speaker B: But now I'm just imagining me under large wrestlers that I like going more way. [01:59:21] Speaker C: Right. [01:59:21] Speaker B: Pity on this big Tommy. [01:59:27] Speaker C: No, no, she can't take any more. Captain. [01:59:32] Speaker B: You. You're not my real mom. [01:59:37] Speaker A: Taz spends a lot of time comparing Mark Davis to John Cronus for some reason. And I don't. [01:59:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:59:42] Speaker A: See it. Really? No, I mean, not really. [01:59:47] Speaker B: No. Really. [01:59:49] Speaker A: I kind of see it in that, like, Davis hits really hard, but, like, he's much. I don't think Cronus holds up as, like, a wrestler. Like. [01:59:56] Speaker B: No, no. Mark Davis is a far superior wrestler than Kronos, but I could kind. I could kind of see. Well, I think I. I think Mark Davis is what they were trying to sell. [02:00:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:00:11] Speaker A: He was like, talking about John Cronus the whole time and on the commercial. [02:00:16] Speaker B: That's just that kayfabe. That's still big. Didn't. [02:00:19] Speaker A: I guess. [02:00:20] Speaker C: Well, he was. [02:00:21] Speaker A: He's like. [02:00:21] Speaker C: He. Excalibur was like. Well, he. I guess you can see it is. He's like, big, but he's surprisingly quick is the way that he sold. [02:00:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Even Excalibur was like, I don't know what you're talking about. [02:00:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know about all that. I met John Croto, so that's no John Croto. [02:00:38] Speaker C: I said, all Taz's friends are dead. And the one of my friends that we were watching the match with says, well, when all your friends are. Ecw, guys. Yep. [02:00:52] Speaker A: Joey Dadella did not kill him. [02:00:54] Speaker C: Barely. Well, no, not barely, but yeah, he fought Invisible man this year. [02:01:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't. It wouldn't have been Janelle's fault then. [02:01:06] Speaker B: Would have been. I mean, like, no kfa. Would I have been suicide then if he had died fighting. Fighting the Invisible Man? Like. Like. Yeah. For shoot though. [02:01:16] Speaker A: Liability. It is the Invisible man who has killed you. [02:01:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Somewhere. Paul Heyman just smiles. He's like, someone got away with something nice. [02:01:32] Speaker A: So will Ospreys up after he gets thrown around a little bit more and he's like. He wants to do like, hey, hit me, dog. Hit me. And that was a bad idea. But he bounces back. Yeah, he just like chops him down. But he. He does like a kip up and hits an enzigiri and they trade some more strikes. And I don't know what Osprey calls that spitting kick of his, but it looks cool and it hits a German supernatural. Yeah, I don't know if that's. [02:01:58] Speaker B: Oh, wait, no, he does like the. The like Tornio way where he does like a. Like big. [02:02:03] Speaker A: Like, he does like. [02:02:03] Speaker B: It's like a. [02:02:06] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Oh, oh, the corkscrew pick. Yeah. [02:02:12] Speaker B: I hate to say he does that real pretty. Like. Holy. Like, every time he hits that, it. When it looks like it really connects, it's like Jesus. [02:02:20] Speaker A: He's Jesus. Very cool. His moves are cool. He is not cool. [02:02:27] Speaker B: He is not cool. He looks like Pepsi Phil. [02:02:34] Speaker A: He thinks he's assassin. Agreed. He is not cool. [02:02:39] Speaker B: He unironically still loves Harry Potter. He's. He's just not, apparently. [02:02:45] Speaker A: That's the thing. He's like, I spent $65 on this ass hoodie. I don't know. [02:02:50] Speaker B: Everyone everywhere is just like, bruv, really? [02:02:54] Speaker C: This is unnecessary actually, though. [02:02:57] Speaker A: God. [02:02:58] Speaker B: Anyway, so. [02:02:59] Speaker A: So yeah, he. He finally tries to go for death ground, and Davis just. He gets it locked in for a second, but Davis just throws it to the. Stands up and throws into the ground. And it's close. [02:03:11] Speaker B: He's just like, well, I will bicep curl you. Yeah, Yeah. I think I'm just going to bicep curl you instead and then just pick you up off of the ground and pile drive you. [02:03:20] Speaker C: This is what I think about your Death Rider. [02:03:23] Speaker A: Horrifyingly strong. Will somehow gets a pile driver his own on the apron. Davis just like, like, clobbers him back into the ring. S pops up after tire driver and [02:03:38] Speaker B: just close that good one, son. Yeah. That's the end of that. [02:03:43] Speaker A: He goes for another. Close your eyes. And it's counter with the Hurricane. Rana. The neck is safe. He was going to do it. On the apron. Davis barely beats a 10 count. Osper gets a Styles clash. It's styles Clash. And like the. The crowd goes nuts for the status clash. [02:04:04] Speaker B: I honestly thought that might have been it. That's a good. That's the thing, too. This was a great main event. There was several times. [02:04:14] Speaker A: They really Real good. [02:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:17] Speaker A: Oscar gets blocked and then Will accidentally knocks out the ref with Enzigiri. But that hidden blade, there's no ref. And then Trent and El Clone hit the ring and they attack Will and that brings out Yuta and Garcia and they make the same. And then Archer murders the small children. Then Claudio shows up and kills the big guy. And then Cage comes out in his Zubaz and kills Claudio. And then Pac arrives and kills Brian Cage. And then Jake Doyle shows up and Marina tries to choke him and gets thrown. And then Mock shows up. They take out Doyle together, and then Pock moonsaults onto everybody and they're calling it a Pier 6 brawl. And they're like, is there a pier in Richmond? I don't know, but this is a piercing for all [02:05:05] Speaker B: at this point. My head, though, I'm just going, it's the ultimate showdown. [02:05:12] Speaker A: It really was. And then the traitor sled arrives and he Hits gets half and half to Osprey. It was a very nice half and half. And then my beautiful husband, who is innocent and has a nice backpack, shows up, goes after Fletcher, who. Who has a screwdriver, too. And they're just. They just fight to the back. Hidden blade knocks out Donzilla. Bryce comes out to count the pimb. It only gets two because he's been there for a long time. He misses another hit and blade. Davis catches them in, like, the biggest pile driver of the night. He's, like, been escalating the pile drivers, and it looks so gross, but it's so not. [02:05:56] Speaker B: It wasn't just me, like, that was up, like, every. That's what I mean. Like, this was just. I'm gonna find all the different ways I can drop you on your goddamn head. [02:06:08] Speaker A: They. They stress test the pussy neck. It only got two. Yeah. Davis once calls for a lariat. It gets countered into death crown, and Davis has to tap. Well, Osprey advances to the finals. Let's go swerving. Brody is next week. [02:06:31] Speaker B: Oh, I'm not ready. I don't even know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be a mess, y'. All. Like, I don't even know how I'm gonna handle that. Oh, because it's gotta be swerved, right? But it's gotta be Brody. Oh, damn. [02:06:48] Speaker A: Right it's gotta be swerved, but it's gotta be Brody. [02:06:53] Speaker C: It's gotta be swerve. [02:06:56] Speaker A: They gotta do Swerve versus. I think swerve versus Osprey is the. Is the pay per view. [02:07:02] Speaker C: It actually sounds really good. [02:07:04] Speaker B: Yeah, you said that like it was a plate of fajitas, honestly. Yeah, that's not the. Oh, my God. That sounds really good. [02:07:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I just want to pick. Let's split it. [02:07:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Because also, we can get the guacamole and we kind of have chips, so we can make it. [02:07:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be like the salsa and the queso. [02:07:30] Speaker B: Unfortunately, they won't. The only let us do a women's match is an appetizer, which I think is kind of up, but, you know. Oh, I think I almost spit. Take after. [02:07:42] Speaker C: Yeah, I just. It wasn't. Yeah, it was controlled, but yeah. [02:07:50] Speaker B: Holy. So we did it. That was. That was it. That's the whole dynamite, isn't it? [02:07:55] Speaker A: No, actually, we'd be the worst queer body horror wrestling podcast if we did not fail to mention Excalibur. Sign off for Tony Schiavone for Taz, for Excalibur. Fix your Hearts or die. This is all elite wrestling. [02:08:11] Speaker C: Oh, yes. [02:08:12] Speaker B: God damn right, son. I love you, you weird little masked man. [02:08:22] Speaker A: I hope he keeps that all through June. But, like, that was. That's, like, about as close as you're gonna get to them actually saying trans rights on tv. [02:08:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Basically, it's like you. You know. Yeah. [02:08:35] Speaker C: No. [02:08:36] Speaker B: Yeah. You're really gonna die for trans rats. One of us. Someone is. [02:08:41] Speaker A: Yeah, [02:08:43] Speaker C: I, Like, I got engaged in my corner. Yeah. Like, okay. [02:08:47] Speaker B: Yeah, Like, I'm feeling pretty good about that. [02:08:53] Speaker A: I've seen. I've seen people spin it as, like, it's just an LGBTQ support thing. [02:08:59] Speaker B: Nope. [02:09:00] Speaker A: But. [02:09:00] Speaker B: Well, it's specific. No, that's a. That's a trans support. [02:09:04] Speaker A: Yes. [02:09:05] Speaker B: Like, that is specifically. [02:09:07] Speaker A: And what. That know the line. You know where it's from? Like, you just specifically in support, like, a trans woman in the show. [02:09:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. And, like, I'm not. I'm not, y'. [02:09:17] Speaker A: All. [02:09:17] Speaker B: Anyone who knows me knows I'm not one of those who's like, I don't like trans men. Or she. They. It's. Oh, my God. You know, they fab. That. That. It's a big umbrella. And I love all of us. So, like, that. That being said, that line is specifically about a trans woman. And, like, that's important to me because, like. Like, that made like. Like, you know what I mean? Like, David didn't. David lynch didn't. Got it. He didn't have to do that. [02:09:48] Speaker A: He didn't. You know what I mean? [02:09:49] Speaker B: He didn't have to do that. [02:09:50] Speaker A: Like himself in character change. Yeah. [02:09:54] Speaker B: And just be like, I can't have. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want anybody else to have any confusion here. Fix your hearts or die. Oh, we love a king. So. Yeah. That's all. Now I'm gonna cry. Happy Pride, everyone. Jesus Christ. [02:10:09] Speaker A: And happy wrestling. [02:10:10] Speaker B: Happy Friday. Happy wrestling. We should do some housekeeping, though. Anything we need to let people know about from y'? All? Y' all have anything. [02:10:21] Speaker A: Go to my blue sky. Give me money. [02:10:23] Speaker B: Yeah, that counts. [02:10:26] Speaker A: It's a good idea as. Same as it always was. [02:10:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if there's any CIS folks. [02:10:32] Speaker A: Yeah. CIS folks should really do that. Exhausted coming up because I'm going back to overnights. That'll be fun. [02:10:42] Speaker B: And I'm still looking for work, so, yes, please find me on blue sky. Find all. All of my links and put money in them again, especially if you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. So. And if not, find a training. Give them money. Do it. That's right. So that's housekeeping number one. [02:11:08] Speaker A: You got your. You got your. Your pride. Your pride gear on your store, right? [02:11:13] Speaker B: Oh, hell yeah. No, that. The Pride collection is live. So the new. This year's Pride collection is Remember who We Are. So it's literally all vintage. So, like, I. I just went to the gender clinic today and got to, like, tell them about this. All right. We're gonna have a little bit of story time. We're already going. Live long. [02:11:35] Speaker A: So. [02:11:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, Piper. So, like, yeah, I basically, I poured through a bunch of old pictures of pride marches and pride events from, like, way back in the day and, you know, lifted, like, slogans or banners or shirts that I saw a lot of which were, like, clearly, like, handmade, you know, like, because there was no, like. Like, pride merch in the 70s. Like, you made that. Like, this is. That was ironed on, you know, so like, I found that kind of stuff and. And just made a bunch of that because, like, it was so. I cried so much. Like, some of it is the most beautiful I've ever heard. Gay pagans unite. We have nothing to lose but our virtue. Like, come on now. The law will not free us and the law will not keep us down. Like, come on now. So, you know. Yeah, right. It's fitting. So go to the shop and check that out. There's promo code PRIDE26. Get you some percentage off outside. I don't know. I'm not a capitalist. They. I just do what suggests. But, yeah, so do that. That's great. The. The Jacob Frey so hard T shirts have sold so much. So hard that the bots have picked them up. And I'm now having to consider sending a DMCA takedown about a silly little thing I made about how much the mayor sucks. And I just gotta say, life is weird. [02:13:14] Speaker C: That's your mainstream, though. This. That's you going corporate. [02:13:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Unfortunately, when you get big suffering. Suffering from success. Patreon.com. wHFF if you'd like us to suffer more, please send us money. Erica, don't hold up. Nike. That's up. We're not. We're not. I mean, the. The Laps fan made a bunch of money threatening their fans. And like, anybody, I'm just bombing them. Yeah, true. I. I think it's very funny when you go back and listen. No, no, no. Like, go listen to all. It's these two Sishead dudes fin doming their fans into giving them money on Patreon. And it worked. It's hilarious. It. It's really kind of gross. I love it. So. Yeah. Do that for us. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what else? Oh, new show. New show. Everything is Wrestling comes out next Wednesday. Holy. So by the time we're back in, in theory, we'll be out. Holy. Enjoy that. We got the music for it. This week is entitled the sex theme from Everything is Wrestling the banger. And thanks to socks, period. So check out socks. There will be links in the new show. Check out the new show. Check out all the shows. Yeah. I don't know if I got anything else. Be gay. Do crimes. Do drugs. [02:14:52] Speaker A: Happy wrestling, fish. Your hearts are dying. Give queer femmes bladed weapons for pride. As knives stagger sword spears halberds get queer. [02:15:06] Speaker B: Queer masks. Queer masks or yeah, trans masks get. Get range weapons. [02:15:14] Speaker A: I think. I think they could have. They could have. They could have bladed weapons if they want. I mean like, I think just like actually give at pride. They should have hand everybody the blade. [02:15:26] Speaker B: Everyone gets so work. [02:15:28] Speaker A: Everyone gets something. Yeah. [02:15:29] Speaker B: It. [02:15:29] Speaker A: You know what? [02:15:30] Speaker B: No allies. Yeah. Happy wrestling. That's good. Happy Friday. We got four more of these. [02:15:36] Speaker A: Fix your hearts are done. That's my purse. I don't know you. And then I'm holding the guy's heart in my hand. [02:16:04] Speaker B: Muscle memory is wild.