The Worst Person You Know Makes Some Points

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: I'm not gonna say anything more. Welcome back to Monday Night Fake Fights. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Hey, all editor Piper here. [00:01:06] Speaker C: The show is called Wednesday Night Fake Fights. Something tells me this is gonna be a long episode. Buckle in. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Everybody launching right into it. [00:01:15] Speaker B: For the. For the sake of not getting myself in trouble. It is I, Ella Taylor. She and the hers. We've forgotten. It's been like almost two weeks since we've done this. We're gonna have forgotten how it has [00:01:32] Speaker A: literally been two weeks. [00:01:34] Speaker B: It's literally been two weeks because that's how time works. And I've done a lot of other podcasting in the meantime, but not this one. And it's wild. So podcasting queers for which are here to watch the AEW Dynamite. Yeah, that's an intro. That's what we do. We like the Fuse Wrestle. Queer number one. Save me. Introduce yourself. [00:02:02] Speaker A: I'll get the hot tag. It's Erica Warren. Last week I have. I have occasionally. I on occasion gotten terrible acid reflux like two or three times a year that basically incapacitates me for several hours. And that's what happened last week. [00:02:22] Speaker B: So now, much, much like, like Mark Calloway, you are rising again with a new, slightly changed gimmick. You're a slightly different kind of goth now. [00:02:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm like a more naked goth because it's 100 degrees here. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:02:40] Speaker A: It's 8 o' clock and it's 100 degrees. And I'm just like. I can't stand up because everybody's gonna see the color of my. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Yeah, we're. [00:02:49] Speaker A: It's a floral pattern. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Oh, that's for the Patreon. [00:02:56] Speaker D: That's for the. [00:02:57] Speaker A: Yeah, Patreon. You have to see my ass. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Well, you know, today, Erica, at least you're wearing underwear. And on that note. Shush. I. I may or may not have a new Blue sky account. That's just me, naked and horny. Ask about it if you want to know. That's neither here nor there. Yo soy. Oh, Jesus Christ. I have to. Sarah, how are You. [00:03:36] Speaker D: I'm brought. I'm brought out into the ring in a large bag and dumped in the center of the rest of the ring and the black bag. But am unable to escape because the zipper's not on the inside of the bag. And I didn't plan ahead. [00:03:55] Speaker B: The whole monkey moocs. [00:03:56] Speaker A: I mean, I'll let you out if you want. [00:03:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:58] Speaker D: No, yeah, please. [00:04:00] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Probably let her out. Yeah. [00:04:05] Speaker A: I hope that. That comes through as. Yeah. Are you good? Breathe. There's a lot of. There's a lot of. [00:04:14] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:04:15] Speaker A: Chip crumbs in there. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:18] Speaker D: I breathe through your mouth. [00:04:21] Speaker B: There are. There's smell crimes inside of that bag is what's happening. [00:04:26] Speaker D: There was only like. Couldn't find a bag big enough on the Internet, so I just found one in the basement. And like it's got so much stuff. It's got. Yeah. It was not. [00:04:37] Speaker A: Wait. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Not that bad. [00:04:39] Speaker D: None of us even wear jock straps. [00:04:42] Speaker B: That's an old bag. [00:04:43] Speaker A: Sure we don't. [00:04:45] Speaker B: I'm gonna need that jock strap back. That actually, that. That. That belonged to Ken Patera. So I. Yeah, you don't want that. Yeah, no, that. You found my. Where do you. All right, you f. Just give it back. You found the bag of. You found the bag of DNA samples. Okay. Like just give it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there was that and all those various bill. Those various 20 bills with white residue on them. Yeah. No, the. The other end of those has DNA attached to it of a lot of wrestlers. So I'm gonna need. [00:05:28] Speaker D: The DNA is not damaged in any way. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Okay. [00:05:32] Speaker B: Thank God. All right, good. I gotta make femme all those monsters. Yeah. [00:05:40] Speaker A: Do you want to know something incredible? [00:05:42] Speaker B: What's that? [00:05:43] Speaker A: We've been doing this for a year. [00:05:46] Speaker B: Holy. That's right. [00:05:50] Speaker D: That's bananas. [00:05:51] Speaker A: There has been some changes, but this is. This is the one year anniversary and straight up DNA bag of Ken Patera's sweat and many more and all the rest. [00:06:11] Speaker B: Thank you for bringing that up or I straight up would have forgot. Holy Friday. [00:06:18] Speaker A: She's gonna straight up forget. [00:06:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:06:22] Speaker D: Oh, no. [00:06:23] Speaker B: I'm starting to do things. It's really up. [00:06:26] Speaker D: This sis has got. [00:06:30] Speaker B: No, no, in a. It's a bit. In reality, I've never been gayer. It's a problem. [00:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. It's like it's July. July 2nd as we record this. And the. The gayness still has me firmly by [00:06:49] Speaker B: the throat, just vibrating and gay again. I made a new account on the Internet just to be gayer on so that I can be gay without getting in trouble, possibly when people are looking me up for, you know, work. I had an interview. I had an interview and I mentioned the fact that I do free, like, freelance podcasting and stuff because, like, it. When you're interviewing especially for like, office job and like, administrative kind of work, that's most of what a podcast is. So, like, I bring up my freelancing and I got hit with question that I was not prepared for, which was, oh, what podcast? [00:07:32] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:07:33] Speaker B: And I'm just. And I'm just like, you have to say anything other than Wednesday night fake fight. [00:07:46] Speaker A: That bad. I have anybody. If potential employers found my blue sky, they had, like, see my boobs a few times. [00:07:53] Speaker B: But that's about it, which is why I made a different account. I've just keep getting gayer. If more people follow me, I'm. You're bound to see my penis. But that's neither here nor there. We've been gone for two weeks between. There between, buddy. Jesus Christ. We've been gone for two weeks, but we're back. Where the fuck are we, Erica? And. And dare I ask. [00:08:23] Speaker A: We're in San Diego, California, home of the. The San Diego Padres, who, like, got, like, The Cubs scored 23 runs on them last night, apparently. [00:08:34] Speaker B: Wait, wait, [00:08:37] Speaker C: wait. [00:08:38] Speaker A: Football score. [00:08:39] Speaker B: Is that the base? [00:08:44] Speaker A: No, the crypto I had. [00:08:46] Speaker B: I was gonna say that's the crypto against the Padres. [00:08:49] Speaker A: That's not the crypto of the week. I had such a good crypto of the week last week, and I actually kind of glad we didn't because we would have gotten into, like, some really weird and been like. And that's why the UFO disclosure movement is full of Nazis. [00:09:05] Speaker B: Oh, God. Yeah, no, that's a different. That's. That podcast is called Everything is Wrestling with Bugs and Ella. We'll get to that episode eventually, but, you know, it's on the list. [00:09:16] Speaker A: Hit me up. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, you're our expert. [00:09:19] Speaker A: Things that are full of Nazis, pro wrestling, UFO theories. No. All right. But this, this is. This is a little bit tamer, I suppose. So, like, there's. There's like a national park desert out there called Borrego Desert, and they've got one of the triangles out there. You know how, like, you have the Bermuda Triangle, the Beddington Triangle, the one up in Alaska. I forget what it's called. Like, the Alaskan Triangle. Probably everybody's boring. Yeah, the Cold Triangle, Triangle of Coldness. But yeah, so they got the Borgo Triangle. So, like, it's like this big open desert, and, like, apparently it's like a hub for all kinds of weird stuff. So like they got, they got a bigfoot called the Sandman and he's got a cane and he drinks beer. [00:10:06] Speaker D: Oh, so the actual Sandman is what I'm hearing? [00:10:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's just. It's just hack. [00:10:14] Speaker B: It's his hack. I was gonna say. Wait, wait, are you telling me that it's just hack? [00:10:18] Speaker A: No, no, I, I made up the part about the Singapore can beer. But like, yeah, they call it the same. It's impossible. But then, and then there's like, there's ghost lights, there's UFOs, there's like a ghost of a dead prospector and you see like his 8 foot tall skeleton with like a lantern glowing in the rib cage. It's pretty cool. [00:10:39] Speaker B: Oh, that's some sick actually. [00:10:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I can tie it even further to wrestling because I love when people do that. Guess what movie was filmed in the Borrego Desert? The Scorpion King. Starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson as the titular Scorpion King. [00:10:59] Speaker B: What a bad movie. Holy. Yeah, it really truly was. That being said, like, I, I love the Mummy. I. I'm one of those few weirdos who. I love the Mummy too. Even like a lot of people are like, oh, the second one was really bad. And then all that happened with the Rock. No, I thought the second one was still really good. That being said, we were. I watched wrestling, so I for one was excited to see the. Yet to like just now finding out Dwayne the Rock Johnson. We didn't realize, you know, I thought his name was just the Rock. But no, I was excited to see him. So when he came out in the worst computer animation I think I have ever seen and like, and like, I knew they could do better because I used to watch the Beast Wars TV show. So like I knew, yeah, like you could do, you could do even just [00:12:04] Speaker A: like a few years earlier. Was it that, that movie Dragon Heart? [00:12:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Like the CGI in that on that dragon is like burned in my memory. That was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Yeah, it's Sean Connery, like he need, you know, and he's a dragon, so, you know, he didn't beat any women in it. So like. Yeah, it was [00:12:26] Speaker A: a few sweat. [00:12:28] Speaker B: Oh yeah. Oh my God, you can see it. [00:12:32] Speaker A: That's gross. [00:12:35] Speaker B: My girls are, are breathing today and I'm grateful. But yeah, no, it was not great. It was, it was a big. [00:12:42] Speaker A: No, it was a bad movie. It was. [00:12:44] Speaker B: So I think we should go ahead and we should go ahead and say that Dwayne the Roc Johnson as the Scorpion King in the Mummy too, is the Cryptid this week. Congratulations. [00:12:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I prefer the. The Skellington, but that's just me. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:13:00] Speaker D: Absolutely. Go. And I would absolutely fight that skeleton, but I first try to talk to it and figure out like what's going on. But then. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, because like, I think he's looking for his gold or something because he might know where the gold is. And we could use gold. [00:13:15] Speaker B: Is it in? [00:13:16] Speaker A: Probably. We could probably clean out. Is it in them there cheese launchers, though? Is it them. Their hills? [00:13:27] Speaker D: I get a. That means I get a perception. Survival checks while traveling. Yeah, yeah. We should know low key. After this we should go out and find the skeleton and then get some loot so we can be build out the. [00:13:46] Speaker A: Apparently people just go missing in this desert trying to find gold. So I don't want to be that statistic. Yeah, but that doesn't make it haunted. [00:13:56] Speaker D: That. [00:13:56] Speaker B: Yeah, that doesn't make it haunted. It makes it hot out there. You know what I mean? [00:14:00] Speaker A: But it makes people get. People get gold madness and they go out and they die. And maybe the gold madness is paranormal. [00:14:08] Speaker B: No, no, it's. It's capitalism, honey. Like that's. There's nothing. [00:14:14] Speaker A: We're all. What's more insane than capitalism? [00:14:17] Speaker B: Fair. [00:14:22] Speaker A: Maybe humans are the real monsters. Yeah, it turns out. [00:14:26] Speaker B: Oh no. It's eco fascism. It was eco fascism all along. Oh, no. All the way down. Oh, yeah. Get out of here, Kool Aid man. [00:14:42] Speaker A: Yeah, so I mentioned. I mentioned the. The baseball team because Excalibur was wearing a San Diego Padres. It was like, that's cool. Only, only, only somebody could be like, I am ashamed of my team. But wear it still wear a mask that emboldens the team on it. It's like you. You've hidden your face, but we can still see the shame on it. 23 runs. Yeah. [00:15:13] Speaker D: Literally a scarlet letter. [00:15:16] Speaker A: Yes. It's like an sd. It's an sd. Ironically, the Cubs have a scarlet letter. Their C is written. [00:15:24] Speaker D: They do. Yeah. And they're fans. [00:15:27] Speaker B: Yeah. And they had a rough one. [00:15:29] Speaker A: All right. So they. They opened the show with some post match stuff from Forbidden Door with which was. It was pretty great Finals of the Menzo. And he's like, can I talk about one mess? [00:15:43] Speaker B: Can I talk about a couple things that happened during that? Okay, so there was the bloody mess. He did what I would call the Eddie. He did the swerve. Did the Eddie Guerrero blade job. The buckets of blood blade job, which if you get on the patreon w or patreon.com WNFF pod you go way, all the way back. Early on in the show, I was doing a thing where like, it was like when wrestling goes wrong sort of thing. I was showing a different newbie, not. Not hampter. Like, like examples of when was real and like when people kind of got hurt when was real, you know, like. And like the hardcore stuffs and like when things went a little out, you know, oopsie. And one of them was, was Eddie versus, I think it was jbl. It was Eddie versus jbl. When he. He. [00:16:44] Speaker A: The bullet match. [00:16:45] Speaker B: You went too deep, man. Yeah, it was when you went too deep and he lost so much goddamn blood. And it looked like. Like it did with Swerve where it was just coming out in big puddles and it was like, that's not okay. And he ended up having to go to the. Like, Eddie had to go to the hospital after that match because he lost so much blood. So I hope Swerve's good because it was a hell of a match. And my favorite thing possibly of the whole night was at one point, Swerve kicks Bill Osprey in the face as he deserves. And. And instead of falling down, young William looks over and he sees all his. His boys in the Death Riders in the cuck chair. Just, Just. Just really pulling for him. You know what I mean? Really pulling for him. You know, just giving them that energy. Pulling. And it was just pulling it off. Yeah, pulling them off the mat, you know, really pulling them off. Jerking it, really. You know, jerking off the mat. [00:17:48] Speaker A: Just straight. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Jerking, just straight. Well, not, not that, but yeah. Yeah. Pride month's over. [00:17:58] Speaker A: I was told that it's not gay if a bunch of guys just get around in a circle. And Jack. [00:18:05] Speaker B: Well, it's not gay. It's not gay because Marina's there. So. But point being, it was beautiful and, and they gave him the strength through their, Their, their collective cuckoldry. Enchanting that he won the match. And it was beautiful. It was beautiful. It was guys, guys, dudes rocking and it was. You know, this is. This is why I'm excited that it passed and. And its official bath houses are coming back to Minneapolis. So I, yeah, I'm. I'm not going to have a pussy neck anymore, but hopefully I'm going to have plenty of pussy, but that's either here nor there. Death Riders. Yeah, I should. Oh, my God. I should show up to the Bath house and be like, who wants in [00:18:52] Speaker A: my stable temperature in here. [00:19:00] Speaker D: I was walking today or a few days ago. It randomly came into my head. Dude, who's the entire vibe? Hey, the vibes off in here. I was just thinking about that. Just so good. [00:19:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I imagine people. People walk into the bath house, and I just got, like, some twink in a towel, and I'm just bringing their hand head up and jamming it in and bring it up, open the door and jamming it. And just over and over again, it's like, God, I. I love the law. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's how you know I'd kidnapped. If I ever say that and it's not followed by my. Kidding. I'm kidding. Okay, but y. [00:19:46] Speaker A: All right. So, like, it's immediately after the match, and Osprey's, like, all caked in blood, and he's walking with Alex Windsor, and, like, they're holding hands. And Renee shows up to be like, how. How do you feel after you, you know, bled buckets and got your face kicked in a bunch. And then Mox just, like, shows up like, hey, I brought the ice. And he does, like, a little, like, you know, concussion check on him. And he's like, you're good. [00:20:12] Speaker B: You ain't gonna die. [00:20:14] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like he. And at will asks him, like, what do you mean by seeing it? Like, because he sees it in him. He's like, what do you mean? He's like, if I could explain that in words, I would do that for everybody. And he who defines himself becomes the real thing, which, like, you know, that's Jon Moxley. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Jon Moxley is a cult leader. Like, yeah, that. It's amazing. [00:20:37] Speaker A: That's literally it. [00:20:39] Speaker B: But, like, I've never seen it more clearly that then right now it's like the love bombing and. Because, like, it's so holy. This is so great. [00:20:53] Speaker D: Defines himself. Can never really know who. Can never know who he really is. Which I agree. I agree with. [00:21:01] Speaker A: But all. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but also, at the same time, it's like one of those things where it's just like. Yeah, but that's also just saying a lot of words, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah. What does that mean, bruv? You know, I don't know. I'm gonna go grab my wife's ass and say something slightly homophobic at mjf. Yeah. But that's later. But, yeah, he's a cult. [00:21:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I mean, that's always been the deal, but like, it's very funny how. Like, he's like, well, I'll just wrestle good, and I'll make them all forget. And he's proved it, right? [00:21:32] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Because I'm sitting here going, wait a second. That's cult leadership. You're saying cult leader things I forgot because you do the baby face suicidas now. That, like. Yeah. Oh, that's. It's gross. You know what it is? It's. It's. It's like. It's like the bloodline headed to the table kind of. Kind of organized crime, but good. Like, you know. Yeah. It's like that. That. That toxic culty leader manipulating these. And it's just like, okay, now this is. This is all right. And then. Yeah. Giving them the pat. Giving them the patch. Like, all right, you can be one of us now. You think about it. [00:22:12] Speaker A: And he's like, this place. Aw. Could be something great. And this is the greatest sport in the world, but it's always been full of carnies and backstabbers. It's a bunch of crabs in a bucket trying to pull each other down. [00:22:25] Speaker B: I have been saying this on podcasts for three plus years now. Like, four years now. Cardi. Yes, John. [00:22:33] Speaker D: Say it. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Cardes. Call them Cardi. [00:22:36] Speaker A: It's up. It's up to the Death Riders to preserve this place. And he says that they all voted on it. And he offers them a Death Riders patch and full membership, and he's proud of him. So Will takes the patch, and he, like, turns to his right, and there's Kenny Omega. [00:22:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:52] Speaker A: Like, hey, congratulations. And then Osprey's like, you're not my dad. [00:22:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, Buster. Did a real good job getting blooded into your game just now. See what you did there. [00:23:06] Speaker A: My dad. [00:23:07] Speaker D: Yeah, he calls him on it, which I appreciate. [00:23:11] Speaker A: And he says, just because Kenny gave up on himself doesn't mean he has to. And MJF comes out of the side hatch. Like, the door opens, and everything comes out to be like. He just talks some. And Kenny says he'll be knocking on Max's door if he gets through. Mark Briscoe and says, see you Wednesday. And then to. To Osprey says, whatever you do with the Death Riders, don't. That doesn't change that we'll. That we're friends. Even though I don't think they've ever actually been friends, because every time they've been in the same company, they fought. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, y' all were friend. I watched you almost kill each other in the Tokyo Dome that one time when you were like, hey, it's January 7th. Why don't we get Match of the Year out of the way now? [00:24:04] Speaker A: Osprey literally came into the company as Don Callis's hand picked replacement. [00:24:11] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [00:24:12] Speaker A: For Omega to kill Kenny Omega. [00:24:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:18] Speaker A: And he did it. [00:24:20] Speaker B: I did it. He killed him dead. He's dead now. [00:24:23] Speaker A: He murdered him and he's got no guts. Yeah. [00:24:27] Speaker D: Literally gutless. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Literally. [00:24:31] Speaker B: That was such a. Such a burn, I feel. I think it was. It had to have been Don Callis who busted. I forget who said that, but. [00:24:39] Speaker A: So Max said it tonight. [00:24:41] Speaker B: Max said it tonight. Yeah, that's what it was. He literally gutless. Like, Jesus Christ, bro. God damn. Ow. Also guts mentioned. [00:24:54] Speaker D: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. [00:24:57] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [00:24:59] Speaker D: Never not be gutting. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Always be gutting. Always be gutting. All right, I gotta go use the bathroom and then make it a T shirt. I'll be right back. [00:25:17] Speaker A: All right, after. Let's. Let's get into the first match. [00:25:20] Speaker D: Let's do it. [00:25:21] Speaker A: A A W Men's World Championship NJF versus Mark Briscoe. [00:25:26] Speaker D: I want to just point out that this is a Wednesday night championship title. That is the first match of the night. And I was like, ah, Mark. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Poor Mark. Yeah. Mark doesn't get like all like the big build up that Darby got. So. Yeah, you're definitely losing. [00:25:42] Speaker D: Yeah. Like, damn. There wasn't even like a promo. Like, now is my time. Like, this chicken's gonna [00:25:51] Speaker A: is. I don't know what the word of the day would have been. We didn't get a word of the day because he didn't get a promo. [00:25:56] Speaker D: Yeah. He didn't even get to do to Maxwell Jacob Freeman. [00:26:03] Speaker A: I want to castrate them like my chickens, Mark. [00:26:10] Speaker D: Honestly, I would watch that. [00:26:12] Speaker A: Try to castrate a chicken [00:26:16] Speaker D: or mjf, either. [00:26:18] Speaker A: Or you could do that to MJF if you make him a gelding, that's fine. Incredible. Cauterize the right off. I never noticed that Mark has has footage from the Steen. Erico Briscoe's Ladder War from Ring of Honor is entrance video. And I think that's cool. [00:26:39] Speaker B: I do think. [00:26:39] Speaker A: I just wanted to shout that out because that match is absurd. Unfortunately, Kevin Stan and El Generico are both retired. [00:26:49] Speaker B: That's really unfortunate. I hear El Generico is doing really well in his retirement right now, but I don't really care about that so much. It's unfortunate, but yeah, I don't know. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I assumed he's dead. Max makes some. Max makes them announce that he's from the Best coast the east Coast? [00:27:09] Speaker B: Yes. [00:27:10] Speaker A: I don't think either coast is terribly good. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Best coast is no coast, baby. Midwest. [00:27:17] Speaker A: And then the bell rings and he does some stuff, and then, like, he immediately gets slammed and he's like, no, wait, timeout, timeout. Time out a little bit. Which I love. But, like, this is like a pretty good back and forth match because, like, this is great. Gets that early. Yeah, Mark gets that early stuff. And then Max bites him in the face and pile drives. Yeah. And then. And then Mark just starts bleeding every where. [00:27:47] Speaker D: Yeah, well, he was injured during the steel match. Or still cage. And then. [00:27:53] Speaker A: Right. [00:27:54] Speaker D: Did him open the same way he bit him Open. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Oh, okay. But like, that. That's a new blade job. Hampter. Yeah, like he did. It's not like he just busted Hampter Hampton. [00:28:06] Speaker D: I'm just saying what I. What I watch. That's what I was just saying. [00:28:09] Speaker B: I'm just saying what I see. Okay. I'm just saying I just call what I see. Okay. [00:28:15] Speaker A: The point is, they were probably like, being like, yeah, let's get a little color in the match and march just like. All right, all right, well, how far on the Muda SC do you want me to go? And they're just like, can you not? And he's like, sorry, that's my music. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Sorry, I can't hear you. Random chicken noises. [00:28:37] Speaker A: You know, since we were talking about blood earlier, Hampter, are you familiar with the Muda scale? [00:28:43] Speaker D: No. [00:28:44] Speaker A: Okay, so there was. There was this match in the 90s between the great Muda and Hiroshi Hase. And in that match, Muda cut himself so deep that it was, like, actively spurting during the match. And it's really great. It's a really fun match, but it's disgusting. It is a good match. [00:29:08] Speaker B: I. I love pro wrestling. It's a great, like, disgusting. It's gross. But it's a great match. It was really. [00:29:15] Speaker A: You should watch it. [00:29:17] Speaker B: It's disgusting. [00:29:18] Speaker A: It's. It's like so like, ever since then, like, that's the scale. [00:29:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:29:26] Speaker A: For like, blade jobs. So it's like, how far on the mood scale did you go? So, like, swerve. Swerve. Probably did a full Muda. Yeah, yeah. Like, if he was, like, leaking that much, he probably had the full thing down. [00:29:40] Speaker D: I don't know if he got immediate medical attention immediately. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Well, neither did Muda. [00:29:48] Speaker D: Oh, right, I forgot. Oh, my God. [00:29:50] Speaker A: It was the nineties. Neither did Eddie. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Eddie. Eddie. If someone tried to give Eddie Guerrero medical attention after he bladed, he would punch that person in the face. [00:30:00] Speaker A: Eddie in that match broke the scale. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Eddie in that match is beyond. Yeah. Is beyond. [00:30:07] Speaker A: The thing you have to. The. The thing you have to understand about the muda match is he was wearing red face paint when he started, and then the blood washed it off. Oh, my God. But he was. His face was still just red the whole time. Oh, my. It's gross. Anyway, Mark. Mark went for it, And I. I thought. I thought Max was gonna blade because Mark bit him back in the face and then just, like, hits a froggy bow, but only gets two. And. No, I ain't doing that. I do an Arabian press to the floor, and they go outside and Mark gets a table, and. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, everyone loses their mind. [00:30:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Table. [00:30:57] Speaker B: And then MJF does, like, the things. The thing that makes me love mjf, like, the wonderful heel, he puts it back into me, making little face at the crowd. Oh, you sad. You put the table back plebs Mark. [00:31:11] Speaker D: He does it another time later in the match as well. And I was just, like, such an. Like they're actively chanting for tables. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:23] Speaker B: You're in a match against Mark Briscoe. [00:31:25] Speaker D: That's. [00:31:26] Speaker B: That's legit heat, brother. You keep putting the table back. That's heat. Like, that's why he's so. He's so such a goddamn good heel. [00:31:36] Speaker A: He's really good at it. It's. I like. I like Nigel on commentary here because Max puts the table away after. After, like, he. [00:31:44] Speaker C: He. [00:31:45] Speaker A: He dumps Mark on the apron, and Nigel just like, oh, I'd rather go through the table than hit the hardest part of the ring, honestly. [00:31:51] Speaker D: Yeah, [00:31:54] Speaker A: I don't think it's actually. I don't think it's actually the hardest part of the ring. No, no. I think they just say that if it's actually true. They've said it so much that I don't believe them anymore because they're carnies. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Carnies are liars, bro. I don't like temperature in here. Who turned it up? [00:32:18] Speaker A: It is sweating. I am sweating bullets. Ah. [00:32:23] Speaker D: Bullet come up. [00:32:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God. What the are you talking about? [00:32:35] Speaker D: That's when it's really cold out, though. That's not. When it doesn't congeal, when it's too hot like this. [00:32:46] Speaker A: Oh, God. We're still in the first batch. [00:32:51] Speaker B: Did you miss us, folks? [00:32:55] Speaker A: Yeah, Max, another. Another good bit. Max, like, makes a big show of getting out another T. They just flips off the crowd and. [00:33:01] Speaker D: Yeah, that was. [00:33:05] Speaker A: And then they just, like, It's. It's great. It's a. Like, they get back. Mark gets control back, and he. He pulls up the. The. The ringside padding, and he's like. He screams, I'm gonna kill him dead. And the crowd's like, yay. [00:33:20] Speaker B: Yes, please. [00:33:23] Speaker A: So he tries a day driller on the concrete. He gets backdropped on it. And then Max wants a tombstone. He gets a body slam. And then Mark gets the cactus elbow, which is sick. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Yes. [00:33:36] Speaker A: Cutthroat driver in the ring, only two counts. I don't think anybody's kicked out a cutthroat driver in AEW yet. [00:33:44] Speaker D: Except for tonight. [00:33:46] Speaker A: Yeah. So. So Max is still blocking the J driller and gets a headbutt, and table comes back, and Max runs away, and. And Mark just, like, beats him down on the ground and gets him up on the table. He goes up and does this froggy bow to through the table, and, like, the thing just explodes. It's such a good table. [00:34:07] Speaker B: It broke in, like, four spots. It was so hot. [00:34:11] Speaker D: Yep. [00:34:12] Speaker B: Almost as hot as the fact that I just found the Kenny Omega font for this always be pussy, gut, and T shirt. Eric is gonna quit the podcast. [00:34:29] Speaker D: Disappointment. [00:34:32] Speaker A: It's. It's like, have you seen the. The John Moxley heyw. And RJ suggests, like, what if your catchphrase is let's get Cincinnati, he just goes. That's what that was just now. Let's get Cincinnati naughty. Why would we get naughty? What is. What is that? [00:35:00] Speaker B: I've seen your segment, sir. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Yeah. So Max fights out of the J Driller, then. Then Mark catches him with a pele kick and then a lariat and gets a third froggy bone. It's a J driller, but Max kicks out at 2, and it would have been cooler if it didn't, like, seem really obvious that it was gonna happen, but it was still a good near fall, I guess. So Mark wants a one more froggy bow, so he goes to the top rope, and Max eye gouges him. He tries for this heat seeker. They trade pinfalls. J Driller gets countered with, like, the water wheel drop, and then heat seeker, finally. And that finishes it. And MJF retains. [00:35:43] Speaker D: Yup. [00:35:45] Speaker A: Actually, something I want to say about mjf. Did you know that when he was, like, a kid and he wanted to be a wrestler, he wanted to be like. Like, the Undertaker Kane. Like, that was the gimmick he imagined for himself. [00:35:55] Speaker B: I did not know that. [00:35:57] Speaker A: And that's probably why he does the tombstone. [00:36:00] Speaker B: I didn't know that. That's cute. [00:36:04] Speaker A: That's adorable. [00:36:06] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. That's super cute. Yeah. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Anyway, he's a piece of you, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Dastardly. Yeah, it was a great match. It just. It never really, like, hooked me because I didn't actually think Mark had a shot of winning. [00:36:23] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:36:23] Speaker A: Like, if they. If they really wanted me to buy into it, like, they could have given him the same buildup that Darby got, and I'd be like, oh, well, they're definitely gonna do it. And, like, have. Have Mick Foley come out and be like, oh, you're my old man. Balls tell me that you're the. Yeah. [00:36:42] Speaker B: Gave me a hundred thousand hours to glaze your dick, son. [00:36:48] Speaker A: Mick Foley just be like, I walked into catering, and I walked into the table and hit myself on the ball. So he's just selling the balls and giving Mark a pep talk. I would have been like, mark's winning, Mark's winning. But no, I didn't think Mark was gonna win. It was still a good match, though. I did. [00:37:07] Speaker D: I. I felt it was. It's like a real. It was funny, but it also, like, kind of a miserable tease that he does get a three count, but Max's foot is on the rope, and so it doesn't count. They have. They, like, have to go back and do it again. [00:37:21] Speaker A: It's just like, oh, that's prime heel stuff. Yeah, it makes sense. So Max decides he's not done with Mark. He gets out the diamond ring from his. And he knocks Mark in the face with his dick ring. [00:37:36] Speaker D: Yep. [00:37:36] Speaker A: And he chases off the medical staff to do it again. And now Kenny Omega arrives to chase MJF off, and he says, aren't you full of piss and vinegar? And then he says, max cheated to win. And I don't think he did. He really didn't. It was like a clean. [00:37:53] Speaker D: Yeah, it was actually like he did [00:37:55] Speaker A: some irigs, but, like, that didn't lead to the win. He is. Is a clean win. Kenny didn't watch. Doesn't watch the show. Confirmed. So if you still got energy from beating up Mark, why don't you wrestle? Why don't we wrestle tonight? And Max says it's bad enough he's in California and had to wrestle Mark Briscoe. And you want me to wrestle again? No. [00:38:17] Speaker B: You're stupid enough to do two things. [00:38:21] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no. This is not like doing zero hour and then working the main event. I ain't doing that. [00:38:27] Speaker B: I'll do that when I have my friend with me. [00:38:30] Speaker A: But, yeah, and he doesn't have friends, so we all know yeah, you're stupid enough to want another shot at the Triple B. And that's laughable as he kicked out of the one doing an angel like it was nothing. You're not a God. You're a fraud. So no title shot. And then he has an idea. He says he'll wrestle Kenny. Yep. Big Hebrews got an idea. He'll wrestle Kenny Omega next week, but on one condition. If Kenny loses, he can never challenge for the AW World Championship again. [00:39:00] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:39:03] Speaker A: As. As has been discussed by our chatter machine and waffly bollocks compatriots on Blue sky, he has invoked the step. [00:39:15] Speaker B: The step. [00:39:18] Speaker D: Full Cody Rhodes. [00:39:20] Speaker A: Don't go full Cody. [00:39:22] Speaker B: Never go full Cody. We've been saying it. [00:39:24] Speaker A: If you were ever a member of the Elite, do not take this match. [00:39:29] Speaker B: The step. [00:39:30] Speaker A: Don't take the step. [00:39:33] Speaker D: It didn't work for those suckers, but it'll be different for me. [00:39:37] Speaker B: Yeah, no, you know, but I think it's gonna be different for us this time. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Yeah, he's always gotten. So it's fine. [00:39:44] Speaker B: Yeah, those people were different. They. They had guts. [00:39:48] Speaker A: They had no. [00:39:49] Speaker D: They have no guts to lose. [00:39:53] Speaker A: I have but only one gut to lose for my title belt. Yeah, I. So there. There's like, some confusion because I'm pretty sure I. I haven't watched it back, but, like, I am almost positive Max said, wrestle me, and if I beat you, you don't win. But if you win, you get a title shot at redemption. And later on, we learned it's changed. So next week, it's an actual title match. It's a world title match. [00:40:20] Speaker B: Yep. Which. [00:40:22] Speaker D: So, yeah, next week, if I win, the same thing happens to you that happened to your old, old pal, hangman Adam Page. And if I win, you lose. You'll never be able to become AEW World Champion again. Yeah. [00:40:37] Speaker B: Yeah. The step. [00:40:39] Speaker D: I. I don't know what it is for next. Next week. Like, that's what he said. At least according to the. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I would. When. When this started going, like, basically, like, when Kenny came out to make the save, and I. I was like, okay, okay. Like, this is the conglomeration. Yeah. But I was like. I was like, all right, this is. I was like. I. I think it was something I was thinking, like, okay, well, my thought was Kenny next, because the way they're going up with. You're not my real dad. It obviously is Kenny. Right? You know? [00:41:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:16] Speaker B: So that was my thought. And then as I was thinking that he came out, I was like, all right, I'm right So I figured that Kenny was gonna take it off of Max at Redemption was what I thought. So I was swerved, no pun intended. When. As well, Erica. When they were like, next week, I was like, the. Okay, okay. [00:41:40] Speaker A: Because they've, they've definitely been building to. When they, when they read. When they. They did that first thing where Osprey and Omega were in the. The trainer room, and then they did the second one, I was like, okay, so that's, that's going to be Wembley. It's not going to be MJF versus Osprey. It's going to be Omega Osprey. But it's kind of wild. [00:42:03] Speaker B: It's wild to me that they're not going to give. Oh, make like Omega's not gonna have that long of a run. You know what I mean? Like, he's, they're gonna give him like the, the Darby run. [00:42:14] Speaker A: He's just got to get the title, that's all. [00:42:16] Speaker B: Yeah, he just wants it one more [00:42:18] Speaker A: time and like, it's fun. Like, he, it doesn't matter. Like, yeah, the length of a title ring doesn't matter. Like, that's, that's why the Darby thing is annoying because he still gets to say he's a former world champion. He had a. Yeah, he had a bunch of matches that I didn't care about. You have to say he's a world champion. [00:42:36] Speaker B: Yeah. No, if, if I, if we. If, if, if it annoys me, like, if that. If that. Yeah, like if I don't get to change my opinion because I like it now. You're right. Take that brain. Look, you do critical thinking. [00:42:51] Speaker A: I mean, Danielson, that's what happened to Danielson. He won it. He won it all in. And then he lost. He didn't lose it right away, but he lost it. He only had like a two month reign. [00:43:03] Speaker B: Yeah. But, you know, that's kind of what I figured. We figured at the time because he was injured. I guess I just don't want to think of Kenny as being that close to retiring. But I think he really is like, [00:43:13] Speaker D: I think years old. [00:43:15] Speaker B: I, I think the guts really got him. Bros. [00:43:19] Speaker A: He's gonna retire. It's more just like realizing that he's not going to be able to wrestle at that level. [00:43:26] Speaker D: Yeah, you can do it now while you still can, as opposed to on your way out when you really. [00:43:31] Speaker A: Yeah, he doesn't. [00:43:32] Speaker D: Shouldn't. [00:43:34] Speaker A: You don't. You don't want to be Tadahashi or. Everybody's just like, oh, my God. Yeah, how are you? Like why did you, why are you waiting a year to do this? [00:43:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Bad idea. Bad idea. [00:43:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I, I, I think, I think Kenny's gonna wind it down more. Not so much more that he can't do it anymore, but, like, he can save himself and keep wrestling longer if he's not doing the. His main event style, which is just. [00:44:06] Speaker B: Yeah. So he's taking himself out of the [00:44:08] Speaker A: main event, but to use the word gross. [00:44:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:15] Speaker A: All right, so they, they go to the back, and Renee. Renee's with Max and asks him about the challenge, and he says, are you really prepared for Kenny Omega? He's like, oh, that's a question. Is this first off, Andrade, you think it's a good idea to put your hands on me? You'll get what's coming to you. Because Andrade was like, actually, Don and mjf. [00:44:37] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, that was the thing. I pulled off his shirt to reveal his shirt underneath. [00:44:44] Speaker B: It was. [00:44:45] Speaker A: He was wearing three shirts. [00:44:50] Speaker B: I remember thinking at the time, like, man, he's wearing a lot of clothes for a guy whose whole thing is being sexy you naked. [00:44:57] Speaker D: And then he works towards it. That's. He can't just give it all at once. [00:45:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Really. You know, you're right. When you're right, you're right. [00:45:06] Speaker D: And you gotta ease. [00:45:09] Speaker B: Yeah. And I'm just so happy that I don't have to feel awful for loving him like I do. Well, I don't feel awful for loving Kyle Fletcher because you. But, you know, also, I have to write, I have to recognize that he has a dirty little horror mouth. Non complimentary. As opposed to complimentary. Yeah, [00:45:32] Speaker A: non complimentary. All right, so some of my favorite [00:45:36] Speaker B: people have dirty little horror mouths. [00:45:41] Speaker A: Yeah. So then, Then Max lists off. Lists off literally everybody he's beaten in a for the title, either, like, winning it or defense. And he said, what's that? What do they all have in common? They were all easy Dubs. He's beaten Kenny twice, and Omega won't agree to his turn because he's literally gutless. [00:46:06] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:46:08] Speaker A: Osprey shows up and Max says, I'll break. I'll break your neck again if he keeps. No, wait. Osprey says Max will break his neck if he keeps sucking himself off. He wants to know why he's doing the stipulation, and he says, it's because he's the champ. He can do whatever he wants. And he'll see Osprey's pale ass at Wembley. [00:46:29] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:46:29] Speaker A: Oh, I love it. [00:46:30] Speaker D: Where he's just like, I'm the champ and you're not. [00:46:35] Speaker B: That you can't say that on tv, bro. [00:46:42] Speaker A: I'd rather talk about that than, like, no, that's what. [00:46:46] Speaker B: No, that's where I. That's where I landed. I, like, talked about Blue sky, too. I was like, thank you for leaving. Leaving your wife out of it. Technically in your are in. Technically in your mouth. It's kind of homophobic. But also, I know that if any single person I know in a queer group of friends, if one of those. If one of us said that to each other, if one of us said that to Hampter, it'd be the funniest thing I've ever heard my goddamn. Like, you know what I mean? Like. Like, if one of us said that to each other, it would be such a good bird. Like, in his mouth. I was like, oh, good. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Every. Everyone I. Almost everyone I know, like every non. Non penis. Individual I know likes to tell people to suck their dick. [00:47:29] Speaker B: This is exact. But it's funny when they do it. That's what I mean. It's like, specifically coming out of this. The cish of osprey is in that context. It's like, it's gross. It's. [00:47:45] Speaker C: It's like. [00:47:46] Speaker B: It's like swearing in French, you know, it's like. But the opposite. It's like you're saying something great, but you're making it sound gross. [00:47:52] Speaker A: He wasn't telling Max to suck his dick. He was telling Max to suck his own dick. Which. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Yes. Yes, I love how. [00:48:00] Speaker A: If you can do that, let me know. Yeah. [00:48:03] Speaker B: Please teach me your way. [00:48:05] Speaker A: You seem flexible. [00:48:07] Speaker B: I just want to let it be known that I did not bring this up and throw all this attention because I'm woke. I just want to be known. I did it because we are going on about three, two and a half, three minutes of talking about sucking your own dick. And I wanted to make sure we gave this the proper time. It deserved. [00:48:28] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, good talk. [00:48:34] Speaker B: Good talk about a hydrate stretch. [00:48:36] Speaker A: Hydrate stretch. Warm up, warm down. Having Modelos. Tony Khan or not Tony Khan. Tony. Siobhan. It was like, what Tony. Is it. Tony Khan never interviews anybody. He's here to interview Andrade, who he turned on the Don Callis family in the Death's door cage match. I thought they said death's door and they up saying forbidden door, but no, that apparently that cage match was called the Death Store. Cage match. The bespoke cage. Yeah, the cage match. [00:49:12] Speaker B: From everything I can tell, they, they, they retroactively, like. Right. They retconned it. They're. They're like. That was really cool. People seem to really like the circle thing. We got to give it a special name. [00:49:26] Speaker A: The. The bespoke Excalibur said it was a bespoke steel cage in the promo leading up to it. And that is just the funniest thing to me. Not off the rack. Steel cage. A bespoke steel cage. [00:49:41] Speaker B: We got a guy. [00:49:42] Speaker D: Yeah, there's, like, a steel cage warehouse. Actually, never mind. [00:49:49] Speaker B: No, that's. That's. Yeah. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Men's steel cage warehouse. You're gonna like the way. I guarantee it. You're gonna like the way your steel cage looks box. It's bespoke. You got the Corinthian leather for the shoes on the steel cage. I don't know about menswear. Who am I kidding? I owned a suit once. I owned a suit once. [00:50:19] Speaker B: I don't know. Whenever. In a tuxedo, whenever you tell me I gotta think about that stuff, my brain just goes, rich mahogany. [00:50:30] Speaker A: Rich mahogany. [00:50:31] Speaker B: Yeah. And then, oh, I got boy stuff. Rich. [00:50:36] Speaker A: The great thing about being trans is that I can usually have my register up here, but I can also sometimes go down here to say rich mahogany and also do the George C. Scott voice. Would you like to go to my bespoke cage match warehouse? [00:50:58] Speaker B: Christ, I love being a girl. [00:51:05] Speaker A: Tony Schiavone is with. Yeah. Andrade says he's done with Don Cow's family, and it's time to be a pendejo to mj. He's gonna become the world champion. So he has just one question. How you know, of course the crowd [00:51:29] Speaker D: is losing, is chanting before he even says it, which is great. [00:51:33] Speaker A: The greatest catchphrase of all time. [00:51:37] Speaker B: Oh, wild. I just want to hear MJF try to say lamas pero in, like, the most straight English. [00:51:44] Speaker A: Lamas perros. [00:51:45] Speaker B: Lamas peros [00:51:50] Speaker A: Paris de mals. [00:51:54] Speaker B: But no, again, like, another thing that I. I said on Blue sky. Like, I can't believe how over. Like, just how. How you get. How, you know, to be, like, so over just [00:52:11] Speaker A: that guy that's really. Like, he. He. He. He's just kind of been a floater, but he. He's. He's main event talent for sure. [00:52:20] Speaker B: He's real good. He's real good. I'm. I'm all. I'm all in on. No pun intended, on Andrade. Like. Yeah. Especially since he dropped the flir. The flir affiliation. I'm. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Hope you got half your money. Probably not, but. Yeah. [00:52:38] Speaker A: So, Jake Doyle, Lance Archer and Brian Cage all attacking from behind. And they just beat the. Out of them. Kevin Nike shows up, too. And Nigel calls Brian Cage the vanilla gorilla. And I don't think you can say that. [00:52:54] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:52:56] Speaker B: He. That is a legit. No, I don't think you can say that. But again, because I got busted on this tube because Nigel said some. That I was like, that's not okay. Yeah, that's not a thing Nigel can say. And then I was told, well, no, that's a thing that person refers to themselves as. I'm like that. Yeah, okay. But Brian Cage refers to himself as that. And that's not okay either. [00:53:23] Speaker A: That's the other thing. It's like, why are you. Why are you doing that? [00:53:27] Speaker B: Let's give credit where it's due. What the. Brian. [00:53:30] Speaker A: Anyway, yep, he hits a drill. Drill Claw to Andrade. And then Don has the mic and he says he has something important to say. How, you know, Cabron says, get this piece of trash turncoat out of my sight because Kevin Knight has a match to win. Yep. [00:53:51] Speaker D: Trash out. It's so funny. It's so funny. He's like, when you're. Because it was. Jesus, when would it. Well, when was it. It had to have been earlier in the match or even later in the match where Dawn's like, yeah, if you're a callous family member, your family for life. And I was like, that's demon. That is untrue. That's not. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm thinking about the nwo. Sorry. [00:54:17] Speaker A: No, he has said this. He has said this. Yeah, because. But, like, it's like a. I don't think it's ever actually come up where, like, somebody says, I want to leave. And he says, no, you're stuck here because I have you under contract. Like, I thought he was going to try that with Takeshita, but apparently hasn't really materialized. They just kick. They've just kicked people out. So that's different, I suppose. [00:54:41] Speaker D: Yeah. That's the boss terminating your relationship, I guess. [00:54:46] Speaker B: Yeah. That was Takesh to be making himself more of a liability to the company. And the. In the. [00:54:51] Speaker D: The. [00:54:52] Speaker A: He really was. He was just being. He was just being like, a little bastard at the end there. But, like, you know, that's what you are like when you. When you. [00:55:00] Speaker B: When you want. [00:55:00] Speaker A: It's like you're about to quit a job. You're just like. To me, what are you gonna do? Not let me work here anymore? Oh, wait, [00:55:14] Speaker B: yeah. [00:55:15] Speaker D: Quitting. [00:55:16] Speaker B: To catch it was quiet. [00:55:17] Speaker A: Quitting I don't know if it was quiet. [00:55:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it wasn't quiet about it. [00:55:24] Speaker D: Okada in the first face. [00:55:26] Speaker A: Like, I've only got. I put in my two weeks. I want to make this one co workers life a living hell. I never liked you, man. [00:55:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I was g. I would say it was quiet. I do remember him screaming a lot. [00:55:40] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:55:42] Speaker A: They gave us a little video package for. Speaking of. Speaking of bosses. Video package for Mercedes Monet. [00:55:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:51] Speaker A: She. She won the women's Owen tournaments. They said she couldn't do it twice, but she did it. And everybody she has ever stood across the ring from her learns that dreams don't win championships. She does. Which is like a really good line last week that she dropped. [00:56:08] Speaker B: She's really good at this. Yeah. [00:56:10] Speaker A: And I have not seen the full pay per view yet. But I do know I, I have heard excellent things about her match with Maya World and [00:56:20] Speaker B: made my match of the year list. She keeps doing that. Yeah. Like, it's, it's a continued pattern where she just keeps having them and it's like, all right, I already had them. I already had them. [00:56:36] Speaker D: It was a match. It was one of my favorite matches or types of matches where I'm just like. Even though Maya's not going on, I still. The, the match is so good and still so intense that I think that she can do it. [00:56:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:50] Speaker D: Both just put out this incredible energy and fight. I, I did feel a little bit bad for her because she had like wardrobe. Wardrobe malfunctions. And I. [00:56:59] Speaker A: Yes, I heard about that. [00:57:02] Speaker B: I didn't catch that. [00:57:03] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, no. [00:57:05] Speaker A: I've seen some clips where Jeff definitely looks like she's fighting for her life against her tot. Yeah. It really was like, that's unfortunate. [00:57:12] Speaker D: Yeah. So, like, on top of that, she's fighting Monet who wants to like break her in half. And she wants to stop her tits from falling out, which is so real. You know, she's like doing this the. I think Monet was really great because she like heals and aura farms off to the side. And Aubrey is trying to help her off. Like Maya Wall and the camera is focused on Monet. [00:57:37] Speaker A: I think that's just, that's just girl wrestler code. [00:57:39] Speaker D: Yeah, it is. [00:57:40] Speaker A: They, they. They're all doing it like that. Like, have you ever seen them, like talking on Twitter? Sometimes the best be like, here's the double sided tape I used to keep my tits in check. [00:57:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:57:52] Speaker A: And then somebody's like, well, I use this carpet tape [00:57:57] Speaker B: because something's gotta do [00:57:58] Speaker A: and then Willow chimes in to be like, all right, well, we gotta listen to Willow because she's a real big girl. [00:58:02] Speaker B: Yeah. She's got huge boobs. Yeah. This is true. Oh, I can't wait to show you all this T shirt. It's so gross. [00:58:12] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. Anyway, yeah, the war doing malfunction thing is a. Is a thing I empathize with a lot more these days. Let's see. [00:58:20] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:58:22] Speaker A: Hey. TNT Championship. Kevin Knight versus Blackheart Leo Rush. [00:58:29] Speaker D: I was not aware of this, nor was. Were the ladies that I was watching this. Were aware of this. So, like, everybody flipped out. They're like, up next, Kevin Knight fighting Leo against Leo Rush. And we lost. We're like, what? Wait, who? [00:58:44] Speaker A: Yeah. This was so good. Like, I think. I think they announced it earlier in the day. I don't remember. Because, like, I just. On my overnight schedule, like, I have, like, the worst hours right now. Just like, I'll be, like, at 3:00am be like, oh, that's the thing that's happening that I missed. Cool. There's nobody I can tell about it because it's 3am that sucks. [00:59:06] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:59:07] Speaker A: My friends in Japan don't give a. I liked Leo Rush. Introducing the challenger, slithering to the ring. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Yes. Real good stuff. [00:59:19] Speaker A: I love that. [00:59:20] Speaker D: And he's got a backpack. And ignoration confirmed because. [00:59:29] Speaker A: What does he keep in the black backpack? He keeps his belt in the backpack. [00:59:33] Speaker B: That's a sign. [00:59:36] Speaker D: He's like, look, look. And Kevin was like, patent it. Because Kevin had an experience with a backpack and a steel cage a few days ago. [00:59:46] Speaker A: Yes, I suppose we should mention that in that cage match, Darby Allen brought an IED in a backpack and sure did. Blew the blue. Kevin Knight the up. Yeah. [01:00:01] Speaker D: And into two tables. He has a black eye. Wild. [01:00:08] Speaker A: I think that we should arrest RP Allen if he's just constructing bombs now. Like, what is it? Why is everything that D guy do so criminal? [01:00:18] Speaker B: Ridiculous. [01:00:19] Speaker A: Talk about that later. [01:00:20] Speaker B: We'll get there. It's important to note, though, that. That Roddy did bring in an ied. I would say it's. Yeah, It's an I, E, L Improvised Leo. It's a Leo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. [01:00:54] Speaker A: I thought you said. Wait, I thought you said Roddy. Roddy did it. [01:00:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I thought Roddy. [01:00:59] Speaker A: Roddy brought the robbery. I thought he was in the bag under the ring. [01:01:03] Speaker D: No. [01:01:03] Speaker B: So everybody was right. [01:01:06] Speaker A: They all had weapons. And I know they all had, like, weapons in the backpacks. [01:01:09] Speaker B: Roddy hauled the bag out with. [01:01:13] Speaker D: And that was Roddy's bag. And in Roddy's weapon because the only thing he uses as a weapon is another human being. [01:01:20] Speaker B: Yes. [01:01:21] Speaker D: And O.C. had to walk out on his own. So Leo Rush was stuck in the bag, or not stuck in the bag, but was in the back. [01:01:30] Speaker A: I am. [01:01:30] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:01:31] Speaker A: I really gotta watch this show. [01:01:33] Speaker B: It's so good. Oh, you had. I'm sorry I spoiled it. But yeah, I. [01:01:39] Speaker A: Listen, this is my job. I. What? I've read all the results. I just haven't watched it because I work overnights and then I sleep during the day and I slept all day because it was 109 degrees and I was like, I ain't being awake for that. [01:01:55] Speaker B: This is all so true. You're so right. But, yeah, that's what happened. [01:02:01] Speaker A: I can't. I can't tell if Leo Rush is conglomerating or if he is just as you have said, his. One of their weapons. [01:02:11] Speaker B: I think. I think he's conglomerating. But he's conglomerating because he's been captured like a Pokemon. [01:02:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:19] Speaker D: Party goblin. He's the party goblin. [01:02:22] Speaker A: How, like, how did. How did they get him into the bag? Like, did they coerce him? Did they trap him? I imagine him with, you know, if he's a goblin, did they offer him shiny stones? [01:02:33] Speaker D: So it turns out. So as you know, it's interesting because this match actually expands a little bit of Leo's lore and what he reacts to. So, I mean, perhaps they. They used that in order to get him into the bag. [01:02:49] Speaker B: He does like shinies. He likes shiny things in his belt. [01:02:53] Speaker D: His is all black, by the way. And super. [01:02:56] Speaker A: Yes, it looks really nice. He's got like the matte black. Yes. ROH TV title because. Yes, he is the ROH TV champion. [01:03:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:03:05] Speaker A: For him, It's. Kevin Knight's all terrified of the backpack because he's like, is this a bomb? Which, like, I think is a fair thing to worry about if you had a backpack thrown at you. And it was a bomb. [01:03:20] Speaker B: No. Kevin. Kevin Knight in the Boston Police Department forever scared. I am so sorry, Bostonians. I. I love maybe four of you. [01:03:37] Speaker A: Yep. So, yeah, it's a pitch. It's a pitch black, I guess a matte black version of the ROH TV title. And Knight looks at it and then Leo's like, oh, wait, he touched it. You. And he bites him on the leg. [01:03:53] Speaker D: Yeah. So Kevin's super bandaged up because he got his ass beat. Yeah, that also. So he's now nursing a lot of hurt limbs, including his knee, which was why? He was slow tonight. [01:04:10] Speaker A: Yep. [01:04:11] Speaker B: He. [01:04:12] Speaker A: He's just. He was just not having a good time in this match. Jake Doyle saves him, and Don gives him some advice. And Leo does his gallop around the ring and does a big dive. And then he just, like, starts screaming. Did you see him? The rain. He's here. [01:04:31] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:04:31] Speaker A: And then Don. Don, like, backs into Leo. And then he turns around and Leo's like, oh, hi. Dives over the barricade, runs like. And then he gets back on comms. He's like, I'm gonna need a team of therapists in Switzerland to deal with that interchange. [01:04:59] Speaker D: Excalibur was fucking on one tonight. Because later, Don. Don's like, he hissed at me. Did you hear him? He hissed at me. And Tony's like, yeah. And Excalibur's like, no, Don, that's just your urethra. And I was like, excalibur? [01:05:17] Speaker A: Yeah, because he pissed himself. They said he pissed himself. Is that like, Don Callis has soiled himself? [01:05:22] Speaker B: It's amazing. [01:05:25] Speaker A: A. At least his teeth didn't fall out from it. I. [01:05:29] Speaker D: Would you rather have your teeth fall out or piss yourself on AEW Dynamite? [01:05:34] Speaker A: I o. I guess it depends on how many people are watching. [01:05:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. Yeah. Say, is it go home episode? Is it like, what are we doing? [01:05:43] Speaker D: It's a. It's a post pay per view episode. How about that? [01:05:48] Speaker A: Yeah. So. So night, like, night has control during the. During the commercial. And, like, it's mostly commentary that's just entertaining. The shadow me. So, like, Don's like, oh, yeah. Just because people are great athletes, you just let them roam the streets and scare me and attack me and maybe also children. But, like, as Hampter pointed out, Knight's pretty banged up, so, like, he can't really get any really sustained offense going. [01:06:18] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:06:20] Speaker A: So Leo's able to just keep Autumn the whole time. Uh, he gets that really nice, uh, next submission. Like, it's like. It's like, yeah, he. He. It's like a front. Front headlock, but, like, he bridges up onto it. Yeah. Nights, like, it's really, really cool looking. I love it. And then. So then he drags Knight out of the ring and he tries diving on Jake Doyle, but he gets caught. [01:06:47] Speaker D: Yes. [01:06:48] Speaker A: He still posts Doyle. And then Knights finally get to be able to get, like, a pair of diving clotheslines to get the advantage back. He gets a really sick pinning combo and then a flying off a flying arm bar. Like, I. I don't know how else really to describe it. Like, he just grapple Night in midair, and then it just wound up like he was on top in, like, a really tight pinning combo. It's like, God damn, Leo, yes. You are so amazing. But then they just pops back up, comes back with the crash landing, and the match just ends. And it feels kind of abrupt, but, yeah. Night Night retains. Night wins. And I'm enjoying myself tremendously. And then the rapist arrives. [01:07:33] Speaker B: Y. Yay. Don't have it. Don't have too good of a time. Don't do it. [01:07:39] Speaker A: Don't you dare stop having fun, because the wannabe Unabomber is here. He says that he got Kevin. [01:07:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Darby comes out. He's like, ted Kaczynski had some points, and I'm like, God, get this off my screen. Get him off. [01:08:01] Speaker A: I just wanted to give a shout out to Uncle Ted. [01:08:07] Speaker D: Son of a. [01:08:08] Speaker B: First Travis Pastrana, now this. Tony Khan's in the back. Just. Stop bringing up your problematic white dude friends. [01:08:24] Speaker A: Yeah, he said. He says he thinks he got. He got Kevin Knight's attention because he blew him up with an ied and he'll keep doing the Unabomber ship tonight if he says. If he says. Yeah, he says. He'll just keep sending my demands are not met explosive devices to Kevin Knight until he gets a TNT championship match. [01:08:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:08:51] Speaker B: Again, a dude. I'm sorry, but a dude who has been credibly accused of coercive behavior from. From people he's dated has made his entire gimmick coercing people into title shots with. With violent threats of violence. [01:09:10] Speaker A: Unless you forget his rag [01:09:14] Speaker B: out of here. Oh, my God, I'm so mad. I'm. I'm like, this is. Everyone's like, why? Like, you, obviously. You're talking about too much. I'm like. It's like this. I try to let it go, but, like, come on. It's like he's wiping our faces in it, you know? Like, it's gross. Anyways. Yeah, he exists, and he has an angle, and they'll probably give him the TNT belt. I don't give a. [01:09:44] Speaker A: Well, do you remember what I said? I said a few episodes back that you give the. The TNT title. The TNT title doesn't really mean much. And you give it to somebody that you don't care who has it and. Yeah, sure, give Darby the belt. Nobody gives a. About. [01:09:58] Speaker B: Yeah, cool. [01:09:59] Speaker A: That's beneath anyone's attention. [01:10:01] Speaker B: We can skip his matches. Yeah, yeah, we could skip his matches until he fights someone cool. [01:10:07] Speaker A: Kevin. Kevin Knight can move on to bigger and Better things. And Darby can have the. [01:10:11] Speaker B: Yeah, call me. Call me when you put Pinky back on my. My good, good, dirty little horror boy. [01:10:18] Speaker A: No, Fletcher needs a good belt. [01:10:21] Speaker B: Yeah, he does need a good belt, [01:10:23] Speaker A: but, like, he can make any of them pink anyway. Yep. So Knight is. Knight still remembers when he was a baby face. So he's going to be like, actually, no, go yourself. And Don stops him and says, no, no, you crossed the line from wrestler to criminal. [01:10:39] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:40] Speaker A: You built a bomb. [01:10:42] Speaker D: Yeah. He also mentions in commentary that he's like, the. The video evidence of what Darby Allen has done has been submitted to the police. [01:10:53] Speaker B: He ratted you out, dude. [01:10:55] Speaker D: He totally. [01:10:56] Speaker A: I was like, yeah, we did criminal behavior. We don't reward criminal behavior. So no match. And Darby tells him he's dug his grave. [01:11:05] Speaker B: And Don Callis is like, this organization does not negotiate with terrorists, especially not whiny little ones. [01:11:14] Speaker D: I don't know if that's necessarily true. [01:11:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:18] Speaker A: Anyway, Don says he shouldn't be rocking around with normal people. And I agree with Don Callis again. [01:11:29] Speaker B: He keeps making really solid points about this man. He should be locked away from. From good society. [01:11:35] Speaker D: I mean, he also says the same stuff about Leo. [01:11:37] Speaker A: So it really is like the worst person, you know, has a poison. [01:11:41] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 100. I mean, that's what makes Don Callis so good because, yeah, he's a sad, but he's right. [01:11:51] Speaker A: It actually is a tragedy. [01:11:54] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:11:57] Speaker A: Speaking of tragedies, we are still doing Chompers versus Jericho. We get a recap. Jericho submitting JD Drake on. On collision and how he. He demanded Shivani say that he is better than Chompers. And Shivani was like, hell, yeah, sure. Bullying people lower in the card if it's a star doing it. Since Chompers isn't a star. Yeah, it's true though. So. Yep. Renee. Renee is with him and says with Chompers. And he's like, Jericho is a bully. And he wants Renee to say that he's better than Jericho. And Jericho shows up and they fight. You can't be posting in the chat that I might see. I'm reading my notes. God. [01:12:55] Speaker B: What was it the title idea or the T shirt? [01:12:58] Speaker A: It was the title. Because the T shirt doesn't show up on my desktop. The. The video chat doesn't say. I haven't looked at that yet. [01:13:08] Speaker B: Okay. [01:13:08] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, they fight. They fight. Character shows up and they fight. [01:13:12] Speaker B: You really should have told me that. [01:13:15] Speaker A: And it looks really hot outside. Is because they're fighting outside and they're Fighting through the production area. And security shows up, and they get beat up. And then Tommy choppers grabs a drill. I can see the text in the thing. God, I have to look at it in a minute. Security shows up. There's a drill. He wants. He's trying to do a murder on tv. [01:13:41] Speaker B: And then he's gonna do a trepidation. He's trying. He noticed that there was some. Some blood pooling. [01:13:47] Speaker A: There was some swelling. He's like, jericho, I would like to open up your. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Your Sylvie says I gotta release the [01:13:56] Speaker A: pressure, the spirits into your brain. [01:14:00] Speaker D: My only note on this is, I got my lobotomy from Tommy Chunk numbers [01:14:08] Speaker A: stop. [01:14:10] Speaker B: And I'm fine. [01:14:13] Speaker A: As the jacker does a dive off the truck. Or I guess the truck's bad. He doesn't climb up the top of the thing. And then security finally gets them apart, and they're wrestling next week at beach break in Clearwater, Florida, summer home of the Philadelphia Phillies. What the are you doing? Stop posting. Okay, so. So Renee's. Renee has recovered from whatever she encountered with Jericho and Chompers. Stop laughing at me. God, I'm being bullied on my own show. [01:14:51] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:14:51] Speaker D: I don't know why. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Look, we trade off being the heel commentator, and I just won this week. Okay? [01:14:58] Speaker A: You didn't win. [01:15:00] Speaker B: You. She is. Would you stop? [01:15:06] Speaker A: All right, let's actually look at this before I look. All right. Always be gutting agp. Oh, wow. It's front and back. That's gonna raise a lot of questions because somebody. Somebody's gonna look at me wearing that shirt and be like, don't you mean agp? No. If you think. [01:15:26] Speaker B: If you think I didn't think about it, that the whole time I was making it. [01:15:31] Speaker A: Oh, I like the pink one. [01:15:32] Speaker B: Thank you. Thank you. [01:15:34] Speaker A: Yeah, the pink one is nice. I like that. [01:15:36] Speaker B: Listeners, the point of these ridiculous merch T shirts is that you buy them and people go, what in the ever loving Jesus is that? And then you tell them about the show and we get more listeners. That's. That's the point of this scheme. [01:15:49] Speaker A: Quick, quick aside. Quick aside. I wore. I wore the. The tank top. The. The. The. The. Rack me, bro tank top to pride last year. And we were. Piper and I were trying to film [01:16:03] Speaker B: a promo until it doubts the show [01:16:05] Speaker A: for this show, because happy one year ago. One year. Yay. And like, this group of, like, really wasted people showed up and they're just talking, and we had already been like, this is not working. Like, it's too noisy. I don't know what we were thinking. And this girl is just like, where did you get your tank top? What does that say? Oh, my God. Wreck me, bro. Where can I get that? And we're just like, ella shouldn't have given us business cards. [01:16:40] Speaker B: Oh, I still gotta do that. All right, well, it's been a year. I'll get on my ass. [01:16:45] Speaker A: We. We could have. We could have sold a second. Rack me, bro. Tank top girl who is dropping acid at Philly Pride? I think that ship is probably sailed. [01:16:58] Speaker B: Look, whatever it takes. As long as the word's getting out, people are wearing, you know, spreading. Spreading the word and wearing the shirt, then, yeah, we're good. Apparently, you do. It's fine. [01:17:12] Speaker A: I should get them for free. [01:17:14] Speaker B: You should. You should. But I don't. I'm fair. Find me on Blue sky and give me money. Wait, that's not the. It's not the end. [01:17:25] Speaker A: Find me on Blue sky and give me money so. I can buy shirts of the dumb. I say from Ella. [01:17:37] Speaker B: This is really just giving me money with extra, extra stuff. Yeah. This is the economy, baby. This is. Is it. [01:17:44] Speaker A: Give me $45. I'll spend half of it on a shirt with shipping. [01:17:50] Speaker B: And I. And I will get like. And I'll get like, seven of it. Like, maybe. [01:17:55] Speaker A: Maybe I don't even get a percentage. This is. Renee wants to get a word with Kenny Omega. So she goes to the elites locker room, and Brandon Cutler is there. And the debate. The debates. The Bucks are debating with Kenny about whether you should do it. Matt Jackson's like, don't be stupid. Everybody else who's done this dip. [01:18:18] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:18] Speaker A: Has lost. And Nick Jackson's like, I love gambling, so you should gamble, Kenny. Oh. [01:18:26] Speaker D: So, yeah, I love that. I don't know which one's which. [01:18:30] Speaker A: I only know. And this is because it was pointed out on Blue sky that they keep talking about Nick Jackson's gambling. [01:18:37] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say the only way you know it's Nick because he has a gambling problem. [01:18:42] Speaker D: He just say, I'm a gambling man. [01:18:44] Speaker C: He. [01:18:44] Speaker A: He loves those one armed bandits, man. I don't know what to tell you. [01:18:47] Speaker B: Keeps losing their money. Yeah. It's so bad. [01:18:51] Speaker A: I'd say Kenny's got some. Think he's got some thinking to do. [01:18:55] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:57] Speaker A: And then we actually get a match. It's a tag match. The Death Riders will Ospreay and John Moxley versus the Swirl. And I was prepared to be mad if this went longer than 10 minutes, but it turned into a pretty good match. So I'm fine. That it went longer than 10 minutes. [01:19:15] Speaker B: This was kind of a banger, actually. Yeah. [01:19:17] Speaker A: Yeah, it was pretty cool. [01:19:19] Speaker B: And Osprey came out and he had the patch on his jeans. It's official or on his scratch. Yep. Max told them. Max told him to put it there. And he was like, that's weird, bruv. He's like, don't think about it. It's just weird. [01:19:34] Speaker A: He's like, here, let me just. Just put it on for you. [01:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Let me just Take care. [01:19:39] Speaker A: Smooth it flat. [01:19:41] Speaker B: Should not take my pants off, bro. No, no, no. [01:19:46] Speaker A: So it's. It's like that old game, like. Does this make you nervous? Does this make you nervous? [01:19:50] Speaker B: Does this make you nervous? You gotta trust me. [01:19:53] Speaker A: Do you like the temperature in here? [01:19:58] Speaker D: It's kind of off. [01:20:00] Speaker B: I'm. I'm trying this new thing that RJ told me about. It's called Cincinnati. How you feeling? [01:20:07] Speaker A: Sense. Mox said, I don't like the temperature in here. I can't stop saying it. [01:20:16] Speaker D: He did that with Danny Garcia's pants, too. He's probably. [01:20:22] Speaker A: Hey, daddy, we need it. I gotta. You got those short chunks, right? All right. Let me put the Death Riders logo on you from touch your butt. [01:20:42] Speaker D: He's laying down the stencil. He's, like, squeezing the steam on the iron. [01:20:47] Speaker A: Yo, Jod, I'm fine with this, but do I really got to be wearing them while you do it? Yeah. [01:20:51] Speaker D: Yeah. Quit talking. You're ruining it for me. [01:20:55] Speaker B: You did it. You give me more of a. Than you. [01:21:02] Speaker A: You can tell. We didn't. We had a week off, I think. [01:21:08] Speaker B: Wow. They're saying gayer than usual. Yeah. Well, look, it's been a minute. [01:21:12] Speaker A: I had so much good planned last week that I didn't get to say now. I don't remember. [01:21:19] Speaker D: That's rough. [01:21:20] Speaker A: All this out now. [01:21:22] Speaker B: Hey, I'm just happy I remembered the pulling off joke about. About forbidden door. I almost read. I almost wrote that one down. Then I'd be a professional. [01:21:32] Speaker A: Oh, pull off the forbidden. [01:21:34] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, they pulled it off. They're really pulling for. [01:21:37] Speaker A: Right off. [01:21:38] Speaker B: Pulling off for them. You know, they're really pulling off. [01:21:41] Speaker A: Whacking a penis. The swirl attack right away, and they. They just isolate Moxley and his leg isn't doing good. And that's. That's their target. [01:21:54] Speaker D: Lead him. [01:21:55] Speaker A: He fights out of the corner, and they do. They do this, like, really cool spot where Lee Johnson does a monkey flip to Blake Christian and he lands on his feet and turns it into a lariat. [01:22:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:22:08] Speaker A: But then Osprey comes in, he runs wild a bit. And then they controlled her in the commercial. And Nigel tries telling us how Blake Christian had a career defining match against Ospreay, which I forgot about. So I don't think it really was that career defining. I'm sure it was fine. Honestly, I'm sure it was fine. And they do. Yeah, they do a lot of combo offense. So. Yeah, like, they, they isolate mocks during the commercial and like Osprey keeps being a shitty tag wrestler and trying to come in and getting Mox more beat up. [01:22:42] Speaker D: Oh, God. I refuse to take my tag team matches with, With, without, without shenanigans. Like. [01:22:50] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, but still, it's like Osprey like, it, It's. There's like a different. Like Osprey is just like too obvious about it. [01:22:59] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. I don't think. Yes. [01:23:01] Speaker A: Yeah, he's. He's not, he's not. He's not that good at tag matches, I think. [01:23:05] Speaker D: No, I mean, I would agree with that. I was just like. I think that in the first half, he's. They're very rough together. [01:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah, they do. They do a bit where they spear Osprey off the. Off the apron and then they do double stomp DVD combo to Mox and he starts making a bit of a comeback and he's going to hit a. He hits the roast. And Jay Lethal. I always forget. Jay Lethal's managing the swirl now. [01:23:30] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:23:30] Speaker A: But he grabs Mox's foot and trips him, which gets Marina's attention. Crowd. Crowd goes nuts as she just like, advances on Jay Lethal. Oh, yeah. And then he turns around and looks at her and he's like. Oh. And she ex. Throws him with an exploder suplex. And yeah, that gets a giant pop. Mox finally makes his comeback. It's a hot tag to Osprey. He throws everybody around. Standing sky twister to Lee Johnson. They do the Jethrider corner train spot. Christian gets caught with a cutter. They do a paradigm shift. Hidden blade combo to Blake Christian and that ends it. Yeah, the Death Riders. [01:24:16] Speaker B: That was pretty sick. Like, it's cool. It's cool. They have a double team finisher now, I gotta say. And it's gonna make. It's gonna make this breakup so hot and messy. [01:24:31] Speaker A: I love, I love that. Mock has essentially a. A double team combo with each different member of the Death Riders. [01:24:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, God. [01:24:40] Speaker A: And that's what makes it feel real. [01:24:42] Speaker B: Yep. [01:24:43] Speaker D: It is wild to me that once again, Marina Shafir body slams Jay Lethal but can't win a women's match. [01:24:54] Speaker B: Also, if you consider Jay Lethal is a huge piece of like, it just sucks. [01:25:01] Speaker A: He's like, yeah, he's like. [01:25:03] Speaker B: He can't work at all. It's just blows. [01:25:06] Speaker A: He like, Jay Lethal. Jay Lethal used to be a really good wrestler, but also he was. He's one of the guys that was named in speaking out that. I'm like, I cannot believe you still have a job. [01:25:22] Speaker B: Yeah. That. It's just like unfucking every time. I'm just like, how. How the. [01:25:27] Speaker A: It was never even like, stuff that was like. Yeah. He never even tried to, like, refute it. [01:25:32] Speaker B: It was just like, do something about it, basically. [01:25:36] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like Ring of Honor was not gonna do anything to him because he was the only guy they had back then. [01:25:43] Speaker D: Yeah. But also John, or Will saved John. Like, he pushes him out of the way when Blake goes for the. Like, goes for a splash, but like. [01:25:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And that's. That was the. That was the cutter bit. [01:25:58] Speaker D: Yeah, that's when he cutters them. Yeah. So that's, you know, taking a bullet for him, I guess. [01:26:05] Speaker A: I guess. I mean, the thing that I noted was the thing that I said is that the Osprey Moxley combo gives me two man power trip vibes. [01:26:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:26:18] Speaker A: And if you're unfamiliar with that, that is when Austin turned heel. Sorry, Hampter 90s 2000 spoilers. Steve Austin turned heel at the end of WrestleMania 17. [01:26:32] Speaker B: No one liked that. [01:26:36] Speaker A: And then. And then it, like. And then I remember this very distinctly. They teased that Triple H was gonna have a problem with that on the Raw after Mania, but instead they ended up teaming up together. So it felt. [01:26:49] Speaker B: No one liked that. [01:26:51] Speaker A: Nobody really liked that. But, like, the idea was it was supposed to be like, you have these two big, powerful main event heels working together under Vince McMahon, the two man power trip. And it felt. Felt nobody liked it, but it felt like it was a big deal. And that's kind of what this feels like, except that people actually like both guys together. [01:27:16] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:27:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:27:17] Speaker A: And one of them is not Paul Levesque. [01:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:27:21] Speaker A: It's just like, please, please, please, Vince, don't let me. Don't let me not be the main focus of the show. Yeah, please, I beg of you. [01:27:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna. Your daughter so good. I'm gonna give you a grandchildren. Just please, please. You have a chance to have the bloodline go on without Shane. All right. Like, I'm doing everything I can for you. This. Oh, my God. I The God. I. I've been talking about the Fed too much this week on podcast and folks look for. Yeah. Ne next. By the time this comes out, it'll be the week after I think episode of Everything is wrestling. Jesus. It's a lot. It's a Fed heavy episode. Check it out. [01:28:11] Speaker D: Hey, we. When Paul. When Paulie. Paulie Dangerous gets on the mic. When Paul H. Gets on the mic, he's. Because we're. I'm watching the. [01:28:27] Speaker B: I call Paul H now. [01:28:32] Speaker D: Oh, I'm talking about the. The. [01:28:35] Speaker A: Oh, no, you're talking about Paul Heyman. [01:28:36] Speaker B: Hay. You're talking about Haymon. Paul H Is pretty funny though, because he. [01:28:41] Speaker D: He was on the commentary booth because there was a Raw ECW crossover. I didn't tell you ladies this, but she. He gets on the. He gets on the mic and one of the very first things out of his mouth, he's like, be ma go, I don't care if you. We don't. We don't care if you're straight, you're homosexual, you're bisexual, you're anysexual here, gold dust, I'll take you home. And Marlena, if you want to come with too. I almost say no and I was like, Vince is just like, never again. Never again. [01:29:12] Speaker B: Never doing that again. [01:29:14] Speaker D: Yeah, he and he and Lawler get in to go to go get the blows before the end of the card because Lawler just tears into him in ecw. Anyways. [01:29:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm just over here going like, that's hardcore. That's hardcore. That's hardcore. [01:29:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Hella cracked. Lexi is with Cope and Cage who retained their titles against the Dogs and of course they were going to. To retain. But Cage wants to know what their deal is with Jay White because Jay White came to help them out. Out. [01:29:54] Speaker B: You okay? [01:29:56] Speaker A: Apparently I'm not. He owed Copa favorite Jay White owed Cope a favor and Cage has a serious problem with him still. And he still does. So he's gonna. He just leaves. He's just like, well, I don't like that guy. And he leaves and Cope just like, okay, man, bye. [01:30:16] Speaker D: Yeah, Cage. Christian Cage is not happy that Jay White is back in to help them out at the pay per view against David Finley. [01:30:27] Speaker A: We are all excited because it is time to hear from King Switch the knife. Pervert. Switchblade. Jay White. [01:30:37] Speaker D: Welcome back. [01:30:38] Speaker B: Let's get weird. [01:30:40] Speaker A: You haven't seen Jay White, have you? [01:30:41] Speaker D: I have not. He has been out for 4,590 days. [01:30:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:46] Speaker B: So, yeah. [01:30:49] Speaker A: So much for that callback. Oh, man. I Love that he calls himself King Switch, because I don't. That is really good if he's actually a switch. [01:31:03] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say. Do you not. [01:31:05] Speaker A: I would not be surprised. [01:31:06] Speaker B: I mean, I. But also, like, thank you for the easy setup of me getting to call myself Queen Switch, because, like, I was gonna do that anyways. And now I can tell people it's a wrestling thing. I just. [01:31:19] Speaker A: I just. I just. I just want to know if he knows what it means. I'm sure he does. [01:31:25] Speaker D: He. [01:31:25] Speaker B: He's got to. He was in the same promotion as Kenny Omega at one point. He has to know what a switch is. [01:31:32] Speaker A: He hangs out with Juice Robinson. [01:31:34] Speaker B: He has to know what a switch is. [01:31:36] Speaker A: And if Juice doesn't know, Toni Storm knows. [01:31:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say. I mean, Juice at the very least knows what a bottom and a top is, because, you know him and Tony. [01:31:51] Speaker A: Yeah. So we have the full gang bang as they come out to J Music, and they're doing, like, a little. [01:32:01] Speaker B: Spin. [01:32:03] Speaker A: This is awesome. So, yeah, we've waited 4,590 days, so for this. [01:32:10] Speaker B: So, Jason, you got a little black around the corner. [01:32:14] Speaker D: It just happens sometimes. [01:32:17] Speaker A: It's fine. So guns up for my San Diego Gold Club member. A lot of things can change in 490, 000 days. 90, 000 days. [01:32:36] Speaker D: Yes. [01:32:38] Speaker A: That might just be me being drunk there. When he left, everyone was struggling with the death of. To get r. To get away from the Death Riders. And now nobody wants to see them go. And they're kicking it with the biggest fraud in the industry. [01:32:55] Speaker D: Sick. [01:32:56] Speaker A: But he's not here to talk about you, Billy. He's here to talk about how everyone is here to kick it with the Bang Bang Gang. We're back just in time because someone let the dogs out. And then he actually just does the. [01:33:10] Speaker D: The. [01:33:10] Speaker A: The Baja Men thing. Because. Because he's the biggest under the planet Earth sun. And he gives us some history about him and David Finley in New Japan. They both train in the. The dojo. [01:33:27] Speaker B: And you guys know it's 2004 in New Zealand. [01:33:31] Speaker D: Wow. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Wow. [01:33:33] Speaker B: A lot of people don't know that. [01:33:35] Speaker A: I think you mean it's 24,000. [01:33:39] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. No One callback fun that much. If we're like, I'm cleaning out the. All right. Yeah. No, I'm cleaning out the things right now. God damn it. [01:33:51] Speaker D: You'll never take it away from me. [01:33:53] Speaker B: Yeah. No. And I'm taking. Yeah. We're gonna have a talk. We're gonna have a talk about Your. They bit me. We're gonna talk about your cheese usage. [01:34:10] Speaker A: You can't stop me. Sorry. I don't know what came over me. That. That was weird. [01:34:15] Speaker B: That's weird. [01:34:16] Speaker A: Yeah. So he give us some history about him and Dave. Dave Finley. Nobody gets this business like Finley, but he's still just a Nepo baby boy because. Yep, Finley. Finley. When Jay left New Japan is because Finley in kayfabe. Finley beat him up and took over the Bullet Club. [01:34:39] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:34:40] Speaker A: He didn't get a chance to say goodbye to the New Japan fans because of Finley. But who cares? Because this is aew. Sunday is just the bidding beginning. You will breathe with me because this is the Switchblade era. And we've got two words for you. Guns Up [01:35:01] Speaker B: Again. [01:35:02] Speaker A: And I think it's a credit to how much they got the Gun Club over that they can say we've got two words for you. And AEW crowds actually say guns up [01:35:14] Speaker B: now and not suck it. Yeah. No, it's pretty. I. I love that Billy Gunn's like, I'm going to erase what I did. Like, I'm going. I'm going to like these young boys. They keep me young and they're gonna help me undo the evil that I unleashed onto the world and get justice for just so many middle school boys who did so much detention time. And, you know, he can't take that back. But now they're gonna do Guns up and those. Those same boys are gonna get tackled and shot by the cops. So, like, that's also not great. [01:35:50] Speaker A: That's not ideal. No. All right. [01:35:54] Speaker B: Anyways, drive. I'm making myself sad. I need to eat. [01:35:56] Speaker A: We got a quick video with Shane Taylor Promotions, and they say, you know, there's no more Collision Cowboys. They're the gang that runs Collision now. It's only them. So Shane Taylor tells Jay White, pick picks, pick three friends, and let's fight on Collision, which is almost over by now. They ended up. They ended up going with. It's gonna be Jay White and Copeland's teaming with them. And I forget which other two Bang Bang gang members it was gonna be. Probably the guns. Probably not the guns. I have no idea. I don't care to look it up. We have the main event match of the night. TBS championship Survival of the fittest match for the vacant TBS title. Statlander vs Hikaru Shida vs Stardom's Micah vs Harley Cameron vs Persephone from CMLL and Queen Anna Nada. If you are unaware, survival of the fittest is primarily a ring of honor [01:36:56] Speaker B: Gimmick match and it's basically elimination match, isn't it? [01:37:00] Speaker A: It's a, it's a six, six person elimination match. They used to mostly do them as crap like show openers back in the day. So like they'd put six people lower on the card or like they'd like if somebody was like coming in or like a local indie guy was coming and they put them in this match and they'd just be like all right, go out and go nuts. And then winning survival of the fittest was usually it would be like whoever's getting a push would win the survival of the fitness. Like you'd be like, okay, so like next couple of months they're going to be in like higher profile matches. But it was like a big deal. And this is the first non ring of honor survival of the fittest match which I think was cool because adds some extra prestige to what's happening. Like you can say like this is first ever. Aw. Survival the fittest for the TBS title. [01:37:56] Speaker B: And it's cool for the girls. [01:37:58] Speaker A: Yeah. And for the women and they've, they've had some good ones in AEW Ring of Honor as well. So. [01:38:05] Speaker D: So the super quick Jay White and the guns. Austin and Colton versus Shane Taylor. Our Ring of Honor pure champion. Lee Moriarty and Charlie Bravo. [01:38:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:38:19] Speaker A: Tigers. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So they got the guns. I didn't imagine that. All right, that'll be fun. This match ruled. They just all like clash at the start. Like the bell rings, they all just like meet in the middle and they're all just like fighting each other. Like Sheeta takes out Harley, Micah drops Aminata. Persephone drop kicks Almanata to death. [01:38:45] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:38:46] Speaker A: And she tries to steal a roll up on Persephone to get an elimination. And then Harley saves Persephone and they team up for a little bit and they work really, really, really well together. [01:38:58] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:38:59] Speaker A: Like I was like genuinely impressed. Like, like they, they should form a tag team. That was what I was coming away with from all this. They take everybody, they even take out Sheeta and they high five and it's like wow, this is working. And then Harley goes into the quarter and she does her big feel the wrath pose and Persephone crucifix bombs. [01:39:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Just straight to hell. [01:39:20] Speaker A: Yeah, straight to hell. Like I cannot emphasize enough that it wasn't like a Scott Hall. [01:39:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:32] Speaker A: Razor's Edge where he just kind of like, like gently coast you down. No, this was an awesome bomb. Like this was like hoist her up and just straight down on the top of her shoulders, and it just, like, end pins her. And I was like, God damn. [01:39:53] Speaker D: Stiff or it was just, like, just hot. This entire. This. That entire match, because she was. She went up against Stat and was like, oh. I was like, damn. [01:40:05] Speaker B: Several moments I thought she was walking away with this one, and I was like, gonna be totally fine with it. [01:40:10] Speaker A: Every. [01:40:11] Speaker B: Unreal. [01:40:12] Speaker A: I've seen Persephone a bunch, and I've loved her in every single match, but, like, this was the one where she really was standing out to me. Yeah, I loved it. And yeah, like, she. She, like, they kind of built the match around her. See, a Stat Stat gets in her face for being like. Like, you know, I know this is every woman for herself, but, like, that was shitty. And gives Persephone a big Olympic slam. And they're fighting Aminata and she to team up. And they. They do. They do the chocolate kisses. The Statlander, which Excalibur says that. Oh, she's been studying at the Team Taz dojo because we all know Taz invented that move. [01:40:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:41:00] Speaker A: So then Micah and Stat team up to take on Sheeta and Aminata. And Nigel's been in his fair share of survival of the fittest matches, so he's like, this is actually pretty smart, like, teaming up together. But you just got to be careful since Harley got straight up murdered. [01:41:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:41:21] Speaker A: So, hey, sorry. Nigel says, like, Harley met her demise because she. She didn't pay attention to, like, you know, the Team up thing. And then Excalibur is like, I have to note she's just eliminated. She's not dead. She did not actually die. Sorry, Hampter. What. What were you gonna say? [01:41:46] Speaker D: What was. I go. No, I was going to talk about later in the match towards the end, so. And then I realized that we. We weren't there yet, so never mind. Yeah. [01:41:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Okay. Y. So Stat and Micah, they just decide they're gonna chop the. Out of Persephone. And that looked like it hurt. There's. There's. There's a lot of times in women's matches now where I'm just like, they. They start doing the chest chops, and they're. They're not high, they're low. And I'm just like, oh, that sucks. Yeah, I understand why that sucks now. [01:42:23] Speaker B: Yeah, my titties hurt just watching this. Like. [01:42:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:42:28] Speaker B: Oh, [01:42:32] Speaker A: it just hits different now. There was one guy who was just randomly just screaming boo the whole time, so I hope he died in a car crash. [01:42:40] Speaker D: Yeah, that dude. [01:42:43] Speaker A: What the. I don't know. If that needs to be ring belt. I didn't say his name because I don't know who it is. But yeah, if you know who you are. [01:42:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. That. All right. Yeah. Both your houses. Both of you. Both of you. What you said. Thank you. [01:43:04] Speaker A: Piper don't like women's wrestling, then die. [01:43:10] Speaker B: Simple ass. [01:43:12] Speaker A: Nobody cares. Nobody on this. You die. [01:43:17] Speaker D: You're taking up our oxygen. Actually, [01:43:21] Speaker A: I lost my spot. Yeah. So, yeah, there's just. There. [01:43:24] Speaker B: Please drive. [01:43:25] Speaker A: Chaos. Sheeta grabs her. Her. Her kendo stick and she just cracks stat in the back with it. And then she just slugs it out with Micah. She, like, picks the ankle and gets a ankle lock. And then she wants another cane. Stop. And Persephone and Stat are going at it and, like, it's like all this cast is going on. She manages to roll up Micah and she eliminates her. And damn. I didn't think she was gonna win, but, like, I thought she'd get further than that. Aminata jumps in and she wipes out Sheeta with a big neck breaker. And she's gonna head up top, but then statin Persephone stop her. Sheeta heads up and gets knocked off and then avoids a double stomp. Amina gets the queen's crown headbutt off with her head drop kick. But then Persephone just sneaks in, rolls up Amanata and gets the pinfall. Like, damn, girl. [01:44:22] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:44:23] Speaker A: And we should note this is San Diego. Big population of Mexican. Mexican immigrants. Latin American people there. They are firmly behind Persephone in this. Oh, yeah, they're just. They're chatting Mexico. They're having. [01:44:40] Speaker B: I'm firmly behind Persephone. [01:44:42] Speaker A: I am firmly behind Persephone, too. Yeah. But there is, like. Because, like, you. You know, like, I. I know some guys out in la and they're just like, firmly like, world Cup, Mexico, we're gonna kill you. They're just like, like people. People that I've known for years are. Who are just like, yeah, you know, it's fine. They're just like, I am GR now, and Mexican supremacy is all I care about. [01:45:13] Speaker D: Sometimes it gets hold of you. When the World cup rolls. When the World cup rolls around. That's. That's very real. [01:45:19] Speaker A: The World Cup. [01:45:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:45:22] Speaker A: So, yeah, they. They trade a bunch of pins all together. Pine just like, throws her stat self at stat. It's. It's cool as hell. [01:45:34] Speaker D: This is why my best part is. [01:45:37] Speaker A: Go ahead. Yeah. [01:45:39] Speaker D: In the corner, she's just lying there [01:45:41] Speaker B: like, yes, [01:45:45] Speaker A: Persephone and Stat killing each other. And she's just like, I ain't doing that. [01:45:50] Speaker D: No, no. That seems like a lot of work actually. [01:45:53] Speaker A: That. [01:45:54] Speaker D: Yeah, that's not. That's. That's uncool, actually. [01:45:59] Speaker A: Uncool, actually. God. Yep. [01:46:04] Speaker B: They. [01:46:04] Speaker A: They take each other out and then she. To try stealing pins on both of them and nothing doing. They. They team up against Stat. She fights back, double back elbow, Michinoku driver. And they just keep jockeying and they roll through the. The Night Fever. And then they trade pins and then Stat actually pins Persephone and. And the crowd just instantly is just like, go yourself because Persephone is gone. So we're left with Sheeta and Statlander as the final two kick. Stat in the head does the deal with the Falcon arrow. But it only gets two, which is incredible. Nobody kicks out of the Falcon arrow. [01:46:46] Speaker D: Statlander. [01:46:47] Speaker A: Sheeta wants the TBS title and she lines up Stat for belt shot and misses Stat once. The Night Fever again. But it's countered and they do like another series of roll ups. Sheeta picks the ankle and she gets the ankle lock. Stat crawls of the ropes. But it's a. It's a multi person, multi person match. There's no road breaks. [01:47:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:47:08] Speaker A: So she crawls through the rope. She's trying to get to the floor basically just to like get away from. Drag her down. And maybe she'll. Yeah, like, maybe she'll. She'll break the hold if we fall on the floor. And Persephone clocks her with the title belt. [01:47:21] Speaker D: Yes. Oh, yeah. [01:47:25] Speaker A: Sheeta fully locks in the ankle lock and she gets the arm submission in as well. And Stat passes out. And our winner and new TBS champion is Hikaru Shida. Awesome match. [01:47:38] Speaker D: Persephone is there to remind her that she now owes her. [01:47:44] Speaker A: I think Persephone should steal Jericho's back elbow thing and call it the Persephone effect. I haven't. I haven't read that. I haven't read that book yet. But I think she should do it. I think so too. I think there should just be more gay in wrestling. They run down a lot of the collision card for tonight. Thursday they have. And they mentioned Takeshita is defending the international title at Beach Break against Kyle Fletcher. They're going to do a women's casino gauntlet match for a title match at Redemption. And we are now going to learn Kenny Omega's answer to MJF's challenge. [01:48:28] Speaker D: Yep. [01:48:30] Speaker A: Osprey stops him before he goes out and says, you know, he wants him to succeed and he wants him to reconsider taking this shot. And. And Omega says, like, hey, man, this is my death ground. And I'll go swinging. Go out swinging if this is it. So he tells. He tells Osprey, like, you know, your death ground. I have death ground, too. And I didn't even have to blow Wheeler Utah to get it. [01:49:00] Speaker D: Which I guess is actually the biggest slam. [01:49:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, you didn't have to suck off Wheeler Yoda. [01:49:09] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:49:12] Speaker A: actually he did. He had no choice. We weren't going to teach him that until he blew me. [01:49:22] Speaker D: It's their tradition. [01:49:24] Speaker A: It's. Yeah, it's just the way they do business. I don't like it. They don't like the temperature in here. Do a little oral sex. All right, so, yeah, Kenny comes out and he gets a mic and he tells us he's done this for over half of his life. [01:49:40] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:49:40] Speaker A: And he's left love, nothing more to perform. And he's given a hundred percent every single time. So if you've ever seen him, he's given 100, whether it's the beginning of his career or the end of his career. And he's had a career that he's proud of. And there's a selfish part of him that knows that it's not enough for him. There's a part of him that thinks that if he can believe, that if Will Asprey can believe, and if the Bucks can believe and the people can all believe in him one more time, then he can be a champion that everyone can be proud of one more time. One more time, he can stand on that stage at Wembley and face Osprey. And all he has to do is put it all on the line. And if he fails, he'll be just like Cody, just like Hangman, and can never challenge for that title again. Is the cost too high? No. You want me to put it all on the line? Max, if I lose, you'll never see me another title match. But there's one possibility that you haven't committed considered. That maybe I'm still the best spout machine, that I'm still the cleaner, that I'm still, as some people say, the God of professional wrestling. [01:50:51] Speaker D: Yeah. Let's run that gimmick back. [01:50:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:54] Speaker A: And it gets. It gets the blood flowing. And am I going to accept your offer? Yes. [01:50:59] Speaker B: Bring the bbb, because I'm bringing the ABG repeat. Pg, baby. [01:51:07] Speaker D: It would have been so funny if he's like, no. And then he just dropped the mic and walked my. Let's go. [01:51:20] Speaker A: He tells Max, dig, Get ready to pass over. What's been what's been rightfully his. But until then, he must bid you adieu. Good night, goodbye and good night. Bang. And MJF is just like. Actually, no, your catchphrase. [01:51:39] Speaker D: Such a weird ass catchphrase. But I love saying it. I love it when he does it. [01:51:45] Speaker B: I'm sure that there's like a huge, like, wait. I'm sure there's like a deep lore reason for it, but it really is just. [01:51:52] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:51:53] Speaker B: Silly and cute. [01:51:55] Speaker A: If probably if you looked into it, it'd be like, this is an anime thing. [01:51:59] Speaker D: Oh. Or some fighting game mover. [01:52:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. It's like every time Kenny Omega talks, it's like, you Weeb. [01:52:12] Speaker B: God damn it, [01:52:17] Speaker D: Bully Kenny Omega. But I kind of wanna, I don't [01:52:21] Speaker B: want to bully Kenny Omega because I think he'd let me. [01:52:24] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the problem. [01:52:28] Speaker B: Because I think he'd be like, yeah, believe me. And I'm like. [01:52:31] Speaker A: He's like, oh, no. Yeah. [01:52:32] Speaker D: Oh no. [01:52:32] Speaker A: Am I a dirty Weeb? Am I. Do I suck? [01:52:35] Speaker B: Am I moving to Canada now? [01:52:39] Speaker D: Oh, what, what are you gonna do about it? [01:52:41] Speaker A: Yeah, you don't like my catchphrase? Well, you tell me what else my catcher should be. Yeah. Yep. So they fight, they have a big pull apart. Brawl security pulls them apart and they, you know, they go off the air just trying to kill each other. And this is, it was actually at this point was when I realized that the match was actually for the title. [01:53:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:53:07] Speaker A: Not just. Not just a match for a title shot at redemption as I know this is. This is for the title. So, yeah, that's gonna be a match that happens. Everybody is assuming it's either going to go one of two ways and everyone has mostly forgotten that they could just do a DQ finish. Max loses and doesn't drop the title. [01:53:31] Speaker D: Do you think. [01:53:32] Speaker A: Which would piss people off. But that's the way out of it. [01:53:36] Speaker B: I think it's the most obvious way [01:53:37] Speaker A: out of it because then I don't know what you would do at redemption. [01:53:42] Speaker B: Max tries to win it back and. And doesn't. [01:53:45] Speaker D: Well, why would Kenny give him a shot at it again? [01:53:49] Speaker A: Because he's Kenny Omega and he's a [01:53:53] Speaker B: Omega and he loves wrestling. And the, the rematch. The rematch clause has long been a thing. [01:53:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Like I, I like that. Not every wrestler in AEW goes like, rematch clause, rematch clause, rematch clause, clause. So that automatically means you get two months of the same thing. But like, Max is the type to do that. [01:54:11] Speaker D: Oh, God. [01:54:12] Speaker B: That's. That's what I'm Saying because like in the Fed it's everyone so you know that like all you're getting a three match run from every feud and it's all happening at once. It's not getting dragged out and then we're never going to think about it again and move on to the next thing the AI told us to, to do. [01:54:30] Speaker A: Yeah, the, the Fed for the Fed. The Fed three month formula is the heel wins the first match. The second match the face either wins by DQ or they actually win the title. And then the third match is an automatic rematch because well it's not decided or he'll heal. Executes the rematch clause. [01:54:53] Speaker B: Yeah so we, because we need a bumper, we need a rubber match. [01:54:57] Speaker A: We had a plan for right for three months at a time. [01:55:00] Speaker D: Wild [01:55:02] Speaker B: predictable is piss. They don't care. [01:55:05] Speaker A: There is I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm of two minds on this whole like build to all in because it's like it would be nice to actually know what we're getting at all in. But then on the other hand it's the fact that it's so chaotic is kind of cool. [01:55:26] Speaker B: I like it. I like, I like that. I like that even when I feel like I know what's gonna happen. I, I don't, I don't feel like there's no chance. Like I feel like they've been, they've been surprising me enough that I'm like okay well the obvious thing is this but like I do. Yeah. I'm not, I don't trust it. I don't trust it at all. [01:55:49] Speaker A: Like, like I don't know what's gonna happen. Like there's, there's a lot of people who think Hangman's gonna pop up next year to help Kenny avoid the, the stipulation, the step. Avoid the step. [01:56:01] Speaker B: But there's nobody already named it. We got it. [01:56:05] Speaker A: We gotta, yeah, we gotta go with it. [01:56:07] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, they, they, yeah they sent out the, the format book. [01:56:12] Speaker A: We got the press release, we got [01:56:15] Speaker B: the memo we got respected as a card carrying member. Look, they call, they start calling the Tommy choppers, all right, [01:56:26] Speaker A: they shatter. They shouted us out about like the Leo Rush biting Totaliona thing that didn't go anywhere and I'm pissed off about [01:56:33] Speaker D: oh God, I'm so tilted. [01:56:36] Speaker B: Oh every time I see him I'm mad. [01:56:38] Speaker D: Every time Ryan Cage comes out with pants on I'm just like oh the bite went nowhere. [01:56:44] Speaker A: They're, they're, they're also calling three hour Dynamites dinolisions now so. Oh Yeah, I think, I think, I think we are. We are a loosely affiliated conglomeration [01:56:57] Speaker D: adjacent. [01:56:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. No, I think of us and, and Chatter Machine and. And Waffley Bollocks as the wrestle girlies. Gender neutral. And that. Yeah. We had. That's our conglomeration [01:57:11] Speaker A: to both pods. Because they're both really good pods. [01:57:14] Speaker B: Odds. Yeah, they're fantastic. [01:57:15] Speaker A: They. They actually sound professional. Unlike us. [01:57:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:20] Speaker A: Who spend at least an hour of our two hour run time talking about. [01:57:27] Speaker B: Look, people apparently come here for it. [01:57:30] Speaker A: Like, I mean we gotta differentiate ourselves. Like if, if they're gonna be the professionals, we're gonna be like the, you [01:57:36] Speaker C: know, [01:57:41] Speaker A: Be the trans body hire trailer park. [01:57:44] Speaker B: The glue sniffers, if you will, baby. I think. [01:57:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:57:51] Speaker B: We reached the end of the episode. Did anyone have any housekeeping besides Sniff Blue bk Sniff blue. [01:57:58] Speaker A: Be gay. Do crimes. Don't get caught. Darby Allen. [01:58:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Patreon.com WNFFPod Find Erica and I both on Blue sky and give us money. Absolutely. If you're in Minneapolis, give me a job. Yeah. Check out everything is wrestling everywhere. You get podcasts, including YouTube where this place is now too. The show is on YouTube now as well it should be. Which is kind of crazy. Yeah. Last episode was the Roman Empire's wrestling in this upcoming. Upcoming episode. Episode is. It's something I was pitched. I was pitched by an old friend of. [01:58:44] Speaker A: Of. [01:58:44] Speaker B: Of the pod of this pod of the Monday night show. An old friend of the Monday night show that we all know and love. Art pitched me on. On a topic and I was like, no, no, I need you to come tell me and Bugs about that while we make gay jokes. So that's when I. So that will be coming out next week and yeah. Thank you all. Happy wrestling. This I missed. [01:59:08] Speaker D: Happy wrestling. [01:59:10] Speaker A: Glad to be back. [01:59:12] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:59:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:59:14] Speaker A: Hey, if you listened from the start a year ago. Thanks. [01:59:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:59:18] Speaker D: Holy. [01:59:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:59:19] Speaker B: Happy birthday everyone. [01:59:21] Speaker A: I. I meant to do something real for it but like I didn't. [01:59:26] Speaker D: Oh. [01:59:27] Speaker A: Because I work right now and I'm tired and it's like I don't feel like writing a bit where Ella and I play God and the devil and hampter is job. [01:59:39] Speaker B: Oh, you know, that would have been fun. [01:59:40] Speaker A: But that would have been a good [01:59:42] Speaker B: bit maybe for year two. [01:59:45] Speaker A: Maybe I'll do it. We'll see how it goes. [01:59:47] Speaker D: I've dipped my. Yeah, I took my toes in the dark side of the rain things. So I feel at some point I'm like kind of self. I'm self inflicting these horrible punishments. Because I'm just like, oh, damn. [01:59:59] Speaker A: Yeah, so I guess it doesn't really work. I can't be like, oh, you created a wrestling fan. Well, let me show them Tank Abbott. [02:00:07] Speaker B: Because they're just like, sweet. What's Tank Abbott? [02:00:09] Speaker A: Cool. [02:00:10] Speaker B: What's that? Yeah. [02:00:15] Speaker A: Wait, and then like, oh, this is terrible. He's not actually a Tank. A Tank Avid. Because he's not a Tank, not because he sucks. Yeah, exactly. Why not? Why is he not a Transformer? [02:00:31] Speaker D: Yeah, this is my problem. Like, you can't call yourself a Tank [02:00:34] Speaker A: and then not be a Tank and just be, like, a chubby MMA guy. [02:00:38] Speaker D: Yeah, no, no. Be a Tank coward. [02:00:41] Speaker B: Because we a Tank. You coward. Happy wrestling. [02:00:44] Speaker A: Do a Tank you. [02:00:47] Speaker B: See y' all next time. [02:00:48] Speaker A: We love Happy wrestling. [02:00:49] Speaker D: Happy wrestling. [02:00:50] Speaker B: Happy one year. Happy wrestling, boy. [02:01:17] Speaker C: Hey, all editor Piper here. Boy, wasn't that a swell episode of Wednesday Night? Fake fights. Those goofy gays really know how to talk graps and goofs. And look, I'm winging it here. I got nothing written. Happy one year of the podcast. I'm so thankful that I get to be involved in this, whether it be hosting or editing or promoting or whatever way I can get my grubby, gay little hands onto this thing that we've made. We've done it for a whole fucking year. And that's really cool. And thank you to everybody who listened and is a fan of the absolute ridiculous that we make. It's humbling and really appreciate it. I and everybody else that's involved with this pod. Without further ado, we have an extended stinger. This isn't all you get. Don't worry. I thought it was just too fun of a bit. And to. I realistically, I couldn't find a good stinger, so I just made it the whole thing. But it's good. I promise. They're funny. You'll love it. Happy one year and happy one rest. [02:02:36] Speaker A: Happy wrestling. God damn it. I it up right at the ad. [02:02:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:02:43] Speaker A: Weights and measures. 43 degrees Celsius. [02:02:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:02:48] Speaker B: Oh, boo. [02:02:49] Speaker A: Boo. [02:02:50] Speaker D: That's my one issue with Celsius. Like, it 41 it. That's not hot. 100. But it is hot. Well, right, I understand, but like. [02:03:00] Speaker A: But it is because that's. That's just like. [02:03:03] Speaker D: That's just how it works. [02:03:04] Speaker A: That's the. That's the number. [02:03:06] Speaker B: My issue is that it. That it doesn't stay the same. It's not like, you know, the formula is not the same to convert. It changes because of the fact that it's based on, like, not like a straight number conversion, but like, on, like the boiling point of something. So, like, it's like, you know, I can't just add. I can't just start at 0 and add 32, because at a certain point it changes. You know what I mean? [02:03:38] Speaker A: First off, like, I'm surprised at you of all people asking for a straight conversion. [02:03:49] Speaker B: Second of all, pride month's over, folks. [02:03:53] Speaker A: You don't need. You don't need to convert it. If you already know that 40 degrees is like. If your temperature is 40 degrees, go to the hospital. [02:04:05] Speaker B: That's. I was gonna say. I was gonna say like Fahrenheit or, Or if you don't. If, if you're temperature's 40 degrees, go. [02:04:15] Speaker A: If you don't. If you don't know what your temperature is, like, if, if you don't know what Fahrenheit is, then 40 degrees is just the hottest thing you've ever heard of. [02:04:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:27] Speaker A: And that's why I completely reject the. The imperial weights and measure. I. I do not accept the colonialism and empire of it all. I reject it. Meters, kilograms, all the good. [02:04:50] Speaker B: We all live in the imperial core, okay? And there's nothing we can do about it. [02:04:54] Speaker D: Listen, metrics not blameless and pure. Let's just put it that way. [02:04:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. The only. The only one that's truly safe is Kelvin, right? [02:05:06] Speaker A: No, that's science. Because science. Science is also a tool. [02:05:09] Speaker D: Science is also evil. [02:05:12] Speaker B: It's the unit, the universal language of. Of colonial colonization. Yeah. [02:05:18] Speaker A: Like, ah, you. You don't have a sun God. You have Kelvins. [02:05:25] Speaker B: You have Kelvin. Yes. No, thank you. [02:05:29] Speaker D: Wow. [02:05:30] Speaker A: My Kelvins. [02:05:33] Speaker D: More interesting than Kelvin's, though. Like, it's like a wrestler with the name of. Kevin. What are you doing? You're named Kevin. [02:05:48] Speaker A: I'm a little airplane. [02:05:54] Speaker B: Yeah, you are, Kev. He has a good cab. [02:05:57] Speaker A: That's a Jonathan Richmond song. [02:05:59] Speaker D: He needs to have. He needs to go run around with his arms out more. [02:06:03] Speaker A: Yes, thank you. [02:06:05] Speaker D: A little airplane he does. He's got. [02:06:07] Speaker A: It's gotta. You get the zoomies. [02:06:10] Speaker B: He's yet to do anything that makes me, like, think jet, you know, like. Yeah, that's the point. [02:06:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he gets high. He does it. That's like jet. Do you think he's. Is he gonna do, like. Jason, [02:06:24] Speaker B: I'm getting high right now. I don't tell you to call me the Jedi. [02:06:29] Speaker A: Would you like me to? [02:06:31] Speaker B: No. [02:06:31] Speaker D: I love the Jets. [02:06:35] Speaker A: Ella and the Jets. [02:06:39] Speaker B: Oh, my God.