Hampter Does An Oopsie Whatsits

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:55] Speaker B: That's not what the Wisconsin folk mean by bubbler. Welcome back to Wednesday night Fake Fights. Me, Ella Taylor. What with the she's and the hers. And we are here to be watching the. Aw, Dynamites. Holy crap. It's summertimes and holy crap, what a episode. Folk like, Jesus. Jesus Christ. I. I watched it this morning because I. I somehow fell asleep last night. I crashed so hard and I slept through the whole thing. So I hope nothing monumental happened. And. And don't worry. Yeah, no, yeah. I'm not terrib. So, yeah, the Wrestle Queers. I watched it with my Wrestle Queers. This was a weird intro, but, like, it was. It's been a week. Erica the Length Warren. Say hi. [00:01:45] Speaker A: Hi. It's Erica the Length Warren. I like that you said, wow, what a monumental dynamite. I didn't watch it. [00:01:53] Speaker B: I watched it this morning. I watched it. [00:01:55] Speaker A: I know, but you said you didn't watch it. I. You watched it this morning because you said. Yeah, and you were in the chat, like, oh, my God, I watch it. The hydration break. Pause de. [00:02:03] Speaker B: Hydration Pause dehydration is. Is my favorite thing. And like, you know, Will Osprey forever. But that was pretty great. [00:02:17] Speaker C: It was Fletcher, right? [00:02:19] Speaker B: Oh, no, it's Fletcher. Yeah. It wasn't Will Osprey. Oh, my God. [00:02:22] Speaker A: I was gonna say just Osprey, because England beat Mexico. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that. [00:02:27] Speaker C: I mean, just. Sure, why not? He's good for it. [00:02:33] Speaker A: He's good. [00:02:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I will say I did enjoy his grabs this week, but God, no, I'm probably just gonna edit around a lot of that because, like, what the. I mean, no, I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it all in. Enjoy my shame. Anyways, I should probably finish introducing you to my. My. My creation. Apple of mine. Eye. Yo soy. [00:03:03] Speaker C: It's completely normal. Entrance. Getting in the ring and then going to the. The turnbuckles. Getting up on the turnbuckle. And I drink a potion. My head turns into a water. Sorry, A law. A sprinkler. And starts nacho. Cheese. [00:03:25] Speaker A: What the. [00:03:28] Speaker C: So it just keeps going. And just spreading out nacho cheese. I go to each. [00:03:38] Speaker B: Okay, well, when you're done there, I just get hamper. What? [00:03:44] Speaker C: Stop it. [00:03:45] Speaker B: I, I, [00:03:48] Speaker C: I can't. I don't want to do it anymore. I don't know how to turn it off. [00:03:58] Speaker B: See? And that's where I pull out a binder, and inside of it has photos of various colored gradient beakers of liquid. And I show it to you and I say, which ones did you? [00:04:10] Speaker A: Tell me [00:04:15] Speaker B: you're not in trouble. I'm not gonna be mad. Which ones did you take? [00:04:23] Speaker C: Okay, well, it's the orange one, obviously. I can't, I can't. I can't say anything because my mouth is full of cheese. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Point them. You can point them out. Okay. [00:04:34] Speaker C: Book is covered in cheese. [00:04:36] Speaker A: That was the most horrifying hamper entrance ever. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Yeah, that was pretty bad. And I just, like, throw a towel over you and take you in the back. Like, rest up quick. Come out when you're ready. Jesus. [00:04:49] Speaker A: Happy Right now. [00:04:54] Speaker B: I want you to know that I took that from an actual thing that a buddy told me when he took too many mushrooms and went to the doctor, because he was all, he was all up. The doctor pulled out a binder full of pictures of mushrooms. He's like, show me which ones you took. That one. [00:05:15] Speaker C: Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, I just, it's, I'm going to work out the, the kinks. Yeah, it's, you know, it's. [00:05:24] Speaker A: God, that was so funny. [00:05:27] Speaker C: It's kind of experimental magic. I'm always trying new things. [00:05:30] Speaker B: Okay, I know, and I, I love you and I'm so proud of your creativity, but you got, you need supervision. Remember, you talk to your creator, and I will come down with you. I will, I will let you use the big Bunsen burner. The big one. [00:05:48] Speaker A: All right. [00:05:48] Speaker B: Big. [00:05:50] Speaker A: Actually, Here's, Here's a question that I feel need to, like, paint, really get the picture painted. Is the cheese that came out hot or cold, [00:06:06] Speaker B: or is it, like, specifically body temperature? [00:06:11] Speaker C: Okay, so you're the, it's the internal body temperature. So it's like. So, okay, well, 98ish degrees, I think. [00:06:21] Speaker B: 98.6. Well, how hot does hamper run? I don't know. What's the average about possum? Yeah, Temperature. [00:06:34] Speaker A: Like, you know, when you throw up and it's hot? [00:06:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Oh, 97. Between 94 degrees and 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Or for our European listeners, 34.4 degrees Celsius or 36.1 degrees Celsius. There we go. All right. So that's how hot the cheese is. [00:06:52] Speaker C: That's how hot the cheese is. Yeah. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Love you, Waffley kids. We gloming. It's official. We glomming. I expect to think backpack in the middle. [00:07:03] Speaker C: We're into the metrics. This is serious. [00:07:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:07] Speaker A: That we were glomming. Yeah. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Holy crap. Well, where are we glomming this week, Erica? And. And I. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Why we are glomming in. Let's see. Let's see. This week. Yes, we are. We are sports washing. Ron. Don't call me John DeSantis. Is Florida this week? [00:07:29] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Clearwater, Florida. A place I do not feel comfortable traveling to as a trans woman. [00:07:37] Speaker B: No, it's illegal. It's illegal for us to be there. Yeah. I hated this crowd and I almost always do whenever they're in Florida. It nowadays. Well, I wouldn't should say I didn't hate the crowd. I will say this. I find your lack of and Ice 2 chats disturbing when saying Don Callis. That's all I'm gonna say. [00:08:01] Speaker C: Oh, called out. Called out. [00:08:03] Speaker A: That is not. Yes, but do you know what I'm not disappointed about in Clearwater? [00:08:07] Speaker C: I was very interested in this. [00:08:10] Speaker B: God, it's gonna be a cryptid. Isn't it's gonna be. Is it just gonna be a dude? It's just gonna be a dude with a six pack. [00:08:17] Speaker C: Gonna be a car. [00:08:18] Speaker B: No, wait, is it Randy Savage? [00:08:24] Speaker A: No, it's even better. It's the Clearwater beach monster. Did you know monster on Clearwater Beach? [00:08:31] Speaker C: I didn't. [00:08:32] Speaker A: They did. I like, I actually. Look, I typed in Clearwater, Florida cryptids and this came up. 1948, people started fighting three toed footprints on the beach in Clearwater. [00:08:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:08:48] Speaker A: And then eventually people started to say they were seeing a giant bird that looked like a penguin. [00:08:56] Speaker C: What? [00:08:58] Speaker A: Yeah, like. And like, when I say giant, I mean like human size. So like six foot taller? Nine foot, ten foot. A penguin. A giant penguin. [00:09:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Three toes that look like crocodile feet. [00:09:14] Speaker C: You know what this reminds me of? The Mark Briscoe promo where he's like, Max, you like a penguin and not one of those. The exotic South American penguins. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:27] Speaker A: Oh, that's right, the penguin. Florida penguins. [00:09:31] Speaker C: Lot of Florida penguins. [00:09:34] Speaker B: I was gonna say it's probably just a guy drying off under a towel, like after getting out of the Paul Ella. [00:09:42] Speaker A: That's no, dude, there's so many pro [00:09:45] Speaker B: wrestlers in Florida, like 9ft tall. [00:09:49] Speaker C: You can't. [00:09:50] Speaker A: I mean, anyway, Anyway, the. Remember how you real. [00:09:53] Speaker B: Real numbers or fed numbers when you. [00:09:57] Speaker A: When you said, is the cryptid this week just a dude? So, like, apparently a guy came Forward in the 80s who said that he hoaxed all the footprints, but hell yeah. [00:10:08] Speaker C: Hell yeah. Good for him. He must say. [00:10:12] Speaker A: Nobody can explain why people were saying they were seeing a giant penguin, because people were stup. But there's actually a much more plausible, logical, and probably correct thing that they were seeing giant penguin. Even better. A real cryptid. A cryptid that exists that you can watch on TV every week during the summer. The Philly Fanatic. Because the Philly summer home or spring training home is in Clearwater, Florida. So they're seeing the Philly Fanatic. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That's so funny. [00:10:48] Speaker A: In 1948, he was swimming from the Galapagos over to here in Florida and scaring a bunch of people from the forties. [00:10:55] Speaker C: Yes. Yes. Holy. [00:10:58] Speaker B: This is all true. [00:11:00] Speaker C: Good for him. He got it. Wow. You know, you really love to see him make it. You really love to see him make it. [00:11:06] Speaker A: That's a. Oh, yeah, we all love the Philly Fanatic swimming from the Galapagos. [00:11:10] Speaker C: That's. That's a. That's a hike. [00:11:13] Speaker A: I mean, he makes a trip every [00:11:14] Speaker B: year, so I just want to say I love spreading misinformation with my friends. It's so great. Like, I look forward to it every week. [00:11:23] Speaker C: Yeah, this is. I don't know what you're talking about. [00:11:26] Speaker A: There is historiography behind this. There's documented paperwork and records. Ivan T. Sanderson, look him up. A. [00:11:44] Speaker B: So at one point, there was a Philly fanatic that was possibly also Hulk Hogan just toweling off. [00:11:51] Speaker A: No, no, he's not a racist. [00:11:56] Speaker C: Yeah, the Philly fanatics are real. One, [00:12:00] Speaker A: he's friends with Gritty, and Gritty wouldn't be his friend because gritty is. [00:12:03] Speaker B: Yeah, no, pretty wouldn't do that. [00:12:05] Speaker A: Actual anarchy. [00:12:07] Speaker B: Yeah, no, Gritty's a communist. Gritty's son, the guy with the Elmo head in front of the fire, that's anarchist. [00:12:15] Speaker A: That's not gritty, son. [00:12:17] Speaker B: That's Gritty, son. [00:12:18] Speaker A: No, that's just Elmo. Don't tell me about my country of Philadelphia. Don't tell me my culture of my country of Philadelphia. I don't know. [00:12:28] Speaker B: All right, fair enough. Fair enough. I'll stick to the. The Beautiful People's Republic of Traniapolis. Jesus Christ. Should we talk about wrestling now? Yes. [00:12:41] Speaker A: There's not much wrestling to talk about at start, because honestly, this is true. This Was a cool opening though. [00:12:48] Speaker C: I did like it. Yeah, I don't. [00:12:50] Speaker A: So yeah. We. We begin with Renee is with Kenny Omega trying to get some words from with for from him about the his match tonight where he's facing mjf. [00:13:01] Speaker B: She's stunning as always. [00:13:05] Speaker A: Remarkable. Renee Paquette. He said he tells us this is it. It's do or die. His back is up against the wall, but that's when he's done his best work through his whole career. And he. He doesn't mean New Japan or aew. He's talking about the Indies jersey All Pro pwg, ddt and that's why the young bucks aren't here tonight. [00:13:28] Speaker B: And I thought he was talking about those customs he had to do with Koto Ibushi. Rich dude. Never mind. [00:13:35] Speaker A: That's not a thing. Their love was pure and for each other. He. The only, the only person that he's got here is Michael Nakazawa who's on him for 20 years, who looks cool [00:13:53] Speaker B: as I I'm not terribly familiar with this guy, but he's just in the back just like, yeah, yeah, this my guy. [00:14:01] Speaker A: How did this. Well, he was. He wrestled a little bit in early aew but basically his gimmick was he wore a little Speedo and he covered himself in baby oil and then he would like slip around the ring. [00:14:18] Speaker B: I love him so much. [00:14:19] Speaker A: And there were, there were, there were matches with Kota Ibuchi where Ibushi just like stole his trunks and he was naked. Very, very famous gif if you it'd be very easy to find. But it's just like Ibushi steals his pants and he's standing there just covering his crash and Ibushi's just like kicking him in the ass. And then the ref comes up and smacks Bushi on the head and smacks the other guy on his head [00:14:52] Speaker C: just [00:14:52] Speaker A: like Sorry, sorry, sorry. [00:14:55] Speaker B: Oh my God. Holy, that's so good. I can't breathe. [00:15:04] Speaker A: Oh my God. Kenny goes on. If he goes out, if this is truly it, then if he never gets the whole aw gold singles gold again as a singles athlete, then mjf, I would be willing to shake your hand and tell you job well done. But trust me, it's not going to be easy. 27 years of the same old song. 102 degrees out in the ring. Have you ever experienced that MJF? Do you have what it takes on the inside? Can you dig deep enough to kill me in that ring tonight? To stomp out my dream of not being champ again, but of headlining the largest event in AW history. We're gonna find out tonight. It won't be like Vancouver. I'm ready this time. As for the rest, we'll just have to wait and see until later tonight. Possibly for the last time, I must bid you goodbye and good night. Bang. [00:15:57] Speaker C: My first note is he beat you twice. Kenny. [00:16:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:04] Speaker C: What it takes. Do you got what it takes? [00:16:06] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. But it was some. It was some. [00:16:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:10] Speaker B: And he wasn't back to the wall, like in that. That gay porn. Like, he. He. [00:16:18] Speaker A: Wait, what gay porn works? You don't put your back to the wall. [00:16:24] Speaker B: I've seen this. [00:16:25] Speaker A: It's a glory hole. [00:16:26] Speaker B: I've seen some. Anyway, that's. [00:16:31] Speaker A: Unless you're, like, lifting them up. [00:16:36] Speaker B: That was exactly what I was thinking. [00:16:39] Speaker A: This would be specific. [00:16:41] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. I'm trying to leave a little mystery. Trying to leave a little mystery. Sizzle. Yeah. Thank you, Hampter. Understand now I can't remember what I was gonna talk about because all I could think about is gay sex. It was supposed to be a small bit. And then you. Yes. And me. Into a terrible place. I love this show. [00:17:04] Speaker A: We. Yes. And into a. [00:17:10] Speaker C: I love that song. Oh, my God. When I used to drink, I just come home after drinking and sit on my bed and sing that song and watch the YouTube video over. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Over. [00:17:22] Speaker C: God, I. [00:17:23] Speaker B: No, for me. For me. For me. It was Nighthawks at the diner. I. I would come home after bar close just to hammer and just sit in my desk chair and listen to the entirety of Tom Waits Nighthawks at the diner and, like, sing along to the whole thing in voice, which is why I sound like this. Kids don't drink responsibly. So. So all that to say. I don't remember what we're talking about. Kenneth Omega. I. This promo. He's back to the wall is what does it. And like that. The moment is like. You gotta be prepared to, like, kill me. I was like, oh, he's winning. Cool. Cool. Because. Because, yeah, MJF talks a lot of. But he doesn't. He's not a killer. And that. Not yet. And I cannot wait for that character arc where he earns it. He's not a killer. And you. You know it's gonna be Jon Moxley in a gay bathhouse that gets that. [00:18:24] Speaker C: Minneapolis. [00:18:26] Speaker B: Oh, let's go. We just passed the thing. Give us a couple years. We gotta write laws, ordinances. But I. I will get you a embroidered Burberry towel. Okay. [00:18:40] Speaker C: Wow. [00:18:41] Speaker B: Let's go. Holy. It's my killer. It's my Goal. I think it might be my goal to kill Eric. You've kind of seen you get close once or twice, you're like, oh, no. Or just earlier on and every time I'm like, oh, no, just keep pushing. Just keep pushing. No mjf naked on a. In a hot bath house. So anyways, that's something that happened that, that's not even. That wasn't about being funny. [00:19:23] Speaker A: You never been funny. [00:19:26] Speaker B: That was just for me. Anyways, where were we? Kenny Omega wants Kenny. [00:19:35] Speaker A: Kenny Omega. Despite people saying that he can't cut good promos. Can cut good promos. [00:19:40] Speaker C: Yeah, good. [00:19:41] Speaker B: Who's saying that they're wrong? [00:19:43] Speaker A: Maybe he's just better pre taped. I don't care. Hey, the actual show starts and there's a match and it's Tommy Chompers versus Chris Jericho. And I'm ecstatic because we're getting this out of the way. Yeah, I. [00:20:03] Speaker C: I was like, am I being unfair to Tommy Chompers? [00:20:06] Speaker B: Yes. Probably. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, you're not. You're not. Well, because. Because the first day. My first note is Tommy thinks there's no TVs in guerrilla positions because he tries to ambush Jericho and he's gonna make his entrance. Yeah, there's like. If there's one place in a wrestling venue where there are monitors, it's guerrilla position. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Okay, look, we. It like we're suspending disbelief. Okay, okay, that's. [00:20:34] Speaker A: No. We're supposed to believe he's a killer. [00:20:40] Speaker B: Psycho killer. [00:20:42] Speaker A: Skin of a kid. The leathery skin of a killer. [00:20:47] Speaker C: Actually, he. So I mean, I think that he really did it. But at the end of this, the match, he had lost so much liquid. He was very like. [00:20:55] Speaker A: He was very cute. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Jack makes it a speedo of a killer. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Dehydrated, the reconstituted mummy killer. [00:21:14] Speaker B: Lee Cronin's the mummy. And it's just champa. [00:21:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:20] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:21:23] Speaker B: Anyways, Jericho sucks and I'm sick of him ruining otherwise decent mid Carters. So. [00:21:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I didn't. I just. [00:21:33] Speaker B: He's overstayed this whole I'm retiring thing and I feel like he's not going to. I feel like he was lying. I feel like he's a lying liar. [00:21:41] Speaker C: Wise, like his light last run is like, yeah, let's have just let me get run through by a bunch of guys. [00:21:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:53] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:54] Speaker B: Okay, but no, no. Okay, no, no. Okay, but he are sure he put him over. It sucked. It was not a good match. Like put him over in a good match. [00:22:04] Speaker A: I actually disagree with you this is the few good Tommy Chompers matches. [00:22:10] Speaker B: I thought this was one of the worst ones. I don't know. [00:22:18] Speaker A: Because he had to work around the fact that Jericho is old as. [00:22:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true. [00:22:27] Speaker B: And I had this, I had this realization earlier today just real quick. I was like making legend. I like, was thinking about the show and like our dynamic. And I like, thought for a second, I realized, oh, no, we're oops all heenans. And it's kind of awesome because no matter what happens, someone thinks one thing, someone else is gonna be like, you're wrong. And we have no. And we have nobody who will say, will you stop? [00:23:01] Speaker A: Hey, I'm not. [00:23:02] Speaker C: No breaks. All gas. All he did. [00:23:05] Speaker A: I'm not full, Bobby. But yeah, like, what I, what I thought actually worked about the match itself was just that they, they worked. Champa worked well around Jericho's limitations. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Yeah, well, yeah, he's a good wrestler. [00:23:25] Speaker A: Yeah. And I think that's why they picked him to wrestle Jericho, because he could do that. Yeah. [00:23:31] Speaker B: And I'm, I'm in. That's why I'm mad, is because they like, he's a good wrestler who should be doing more fun things, but because he can handle the. He's gotta go handle the. And I just, I, I gave him some, some leeway, some, some good graces because he said he was leaving. He has run out of all of that for me already. [00:23:58] Speaker A: Like, it's been like three months. Oh my God, I hate him so much like that. We've got like at least another year of this. [00:24:07] Speaker B: Jesus. I'm so done. [00:24:14] Speaker A: And he's still doing hurricane runners and all that. Yeah, I liked how they worked a lot of like the, the, the, the props and stuff because they got like, the stage had sand and stuff on it and they had. [00:24:29] Speaker B: That was super fun. [00:24:30] Speaker A: Buckets. [00:24:31] Speaker C: And yeah, the bucket actually defense from Jericho was great. I was like, hey. Damn. Nice. Nice move. Nice move. [00:24:38] Speaker B: Well, it remind, it reminded me of like the bash at the beach. Like the old 90s bash. It. Oh, God, yeah. [00:24:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:24:47] Speaker B: Where they cover the whole stage in sand. It's in Jesse Ventura's sexually assaulting models in the background. And it's just like, you, dude. What I was gonna say go watch him, but you can't, bro. Anyways, that's neither here nor there. I'm, I'm, I'm very mad at the Fed this week. Check out Everything is Wrestling for more information as to why. I'm sure I had to learn a lot about what they're up to. And I'm mad. I don't feel good about it. [00:25:21] Speaker A: It. [00:25:21] Speaker B: But if you want to hear friend of the pod, Art Garcia and lucha libre aficionado tell everyone about Americano gate and also what they are doing. Oh, God. Tko. Like, you thought Vince was bad and he was like, the conquest that Vince did was bad. What's going on now with TKO is like an extension of it in like the grossest way. It's one horrifying. It's. It's like the empire never ended and it's very depressing. So go check it out. [00:25:56] Speaker A: If I can say like, even one thing, it's like, at least Vince's evil was personalized. It's like that guy did the evil as opposed to like, this is just corporate mindlessness. [00:26:08] Speaker B: That's the thing is like now. Yeah, they. They took. He's like, wow, that was super evil. I bet you we could scale that. And they. And they scaled it and it's horrifying. Anyways, the. Why are we talking about this? Because Jericho's here and that's all I can think about. And choppa. But yeah, I'm mad at him. I'm mad at him. That's. That's all I have to say about this match. I'm mad at it. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Wait, why are you mad at Champa? Because he sold for Jericho. [00:26:34] Speaker B: No, not Champa. Jericho. I'm mad at Jericho for. For. For eating up the mid Carter's time with his. [00:26:42] Speaker A: I mean, what was trump I'm gonna do otherwise challenge for Bel today. That was nice. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I dislike you [00:26:57] Speaker A: kiss the bald man. [00:26:59] Speaker B: No, that was adorable. That. And he said bald is beautiful. And it was so cute. Like, I was. I had took a few notes and that was one of them. It was door. [00:27:07] Speaker A: He's embracing. He's embracing that bit. [00:27:09] Speaker B: He is. No. [00:27:11] Speaker A: Or he's just trying to get heat on himself because nobody else gives a about him. [00:27:15] Speaker B: Oh, no, I don't. I'm not actually mad at you. I just need a reason to. To stomp off and refill my water. I'll be right back. [00:27:23] Speaker C: He also did a lot of like, Champa rules Chance and like, bought Chris time to reach to like, re. Rest and recuperate. [00:27:33] Speaker A: I mean, that was kind of weird. Has he ever done that? [00:27:37] Speaker C: No. [00:27:39] Speaker A: He decided to do like, the o' Doyle rules. [00:27:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:43] Speaker A: He's Adam Sandler. He's in the right age range or somebody to be like. I admire Adam Sandler's earlier [00:27:49] Speaker C: honestly. Yeah, he is. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Happy Gilmore was a masterpiece. I am Tommaso Ciampa. [00:27:55] Speaker C: They should make a sequel. Oh, wait. [00:27:57] Speaker A: Oh, wait. MJF should be in it. I'm Tommaso Champa, and I love it. I got like. We've just been talking about this match and not actually talking about the match, but it's fine. That's cool. Jericho was bleeding. He did a good. That was a good blade job. Tommaso's ass was bleeding. There was an avalanche psycho driver that only got two. And then they were fighting over the walls of Jericho, and Champa grabbed some pocket sand and threw it in Jericho's face. Yeah, they need him in the face. And that was it. [00:28:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:31] Speaker A: Tommaso Ciampa wins. [00:28:33] Speaker C: And of course, he did it like, all to heal, like, so. [00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Even though his ass is bleeding. [00:28:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah. He scraped up his thigh real bad. [00:28:43] Speaker A: They kept saying, oh, his gluteal area. His. Like, they said, oh, no. Chomp is bleeding from the. The butt cheek. And I was like, oh, are we gonna show me? I was like, that's not his butt cheek. He shows his thigh all the time. Who gives a. [00:28:57] Speaker B: That's super dangerous. That man is extremely dehydrated. [00:29:03] Speaker C: A little bit. And then his body was like, please don't. I can't do this anymore. [00:29:07] Speaker B: I can't lose any. Get that man a still suit. That's what his new gimmick should be. He's your. They got a new dune coming out. Yeah. [00:29:17] Speaker A: I can't think of a good Fremen name for him. I'm thinking about it now. [00:29:24] Speaker B: I'm going, like, I'm gonna be back next week with a short list. You better believe it. Of Fremen versions of Tommy Chop jumpers. I'm gonna go watch both the villain waivers. [00:29:40] Speaker A: You know what? Cool. I like that. [00:29:42] Speaker B: Yeah, I like this. Listeners, please feel. Feel free to. To chip in on Blue Sky. What's Tommy Chopper's Fremen? [00:29:54] Speaker A: So here's. Here's my problem with Jericho. His, like, my actual problem with him, besides the fact that he's old. Is that. So, like, everybody looks at what they. How they retired Sting, right? [00:30:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Yeah. What was. What was the thing that made Sting's AEW run special? [00:30:09] Speaker C: I don't know. I wasn't there. [00:30:11] Speaker A: He did. He didn't. He didn't lose. [00:30:14] Speaker B: He didn't lose. Yeah, that was the thing. He never lost. [00:30:17] Speaker A: And he, like, everybody thought, like, he was going to lose his last match, and he won his last match. He retired as TAG champion. And they used him so sparingly that his spots all felt special. And like Jericho feels like. He's like. Jericho is like on a retirement tour of sorts. And they use them all the time. [00:30:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:38] Speaker A: And he loses all the time. [00:30:42] Speaker B: Oh, you know what I just thought he's doing. He's doing you. He wanted a Cena. He like, he saw what Cena got. He's like a retirement tour. Like I can go around and do all these programs with all these mid carters and it. And hit some of my old favorites. But because it's Jericho, he wants everyone to think he's a good guy. So he does die. Well, I got everyone over thing and it's like, oh, okay, that, yeah, he wants. So he's thinking about his legacy and. And look at what Cena did too. Cena's like, yeah, I'm gonna like put over the last meeting all this dude. But I need him to remember the thing about Cena's last ride, as I'm calling it, because taker that man. But like, that's so funny to me that he was like, it's my last ride. I'm like, oh, really? Because it lasted six years. But like, the thing he's forgetting about the Cena's tour is that everyone hated it. [00:31:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Like it was universally like understood to be like that. Everyone hated that. Everyone disliked that. That was bad. Go make peacemaker. That's good. Yeah. So like, I just. I need it to be done. And it's not gonna be like you said, we're gonna be doing this for like a year. So in the meantime, Tommy Choppers Fremen name. Let's think about it. Get back to it. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Next week, Tommy Chompers grabs his Chris knife and tries to impale Jericho. [00:32:20] Speaker C: I got my first lobotomy at Tommy Chompers. [00:32:26] Speaker A: He did not get a tooth of Shaihalud. He got a drill. [00:32:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:32:32] Speaker A: If it was the tooth, that'd be sick. [00:32:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it would be sick. And then Jack Perry comes out and he goes, Lisano Gab. [00:32:42] Speaker C: Honestly, he's got the. He. He's got the blue eyes. He could just totally get some contact. [00:32:47] Speaker B: He's got the knife skills. Yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker C: Let's see it. [00:32:52] Speaker A: More deep sized. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Muadib. Jack Perry. He lives in jungle. [00:33:01] Speaker A: Jesus, I'm so happy. This is the great. It's been a minute since we talked about. [00:33:09] Speaker B: Oh, well, I saw the. The. The third. The third movie trailer came out last night. So it's on. It's on my brain. [00:33:17] Speaker A: I didn't watch it yet. That's the one that's It's Dune Messiah, right? [00:33:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but they're like not. But they're like not going past that. They're like, no, no, no big one. No big one. We will not be doing the warm stuff. We ain't doing no emperor warm. Okay? [00:33:42] Speaker A: They pay me an empty tempo. They pay me in sports. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Pay me SPO out of here. No, he can't get better at that. See this show? They pay me in SP [00:34:00] Speaker A: or wm. Spo. What are we talking about this week? Holy. There's a. They do some more Florida sports washing and then they. Package of the brawling birds and they're in a bar beating up dudes. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Yeah, it was pretty cool, actually. I was always into that. I was super into that and getting [00:34:24] Speaker C: the team back together. [00:34:26] Speaker A: It feels good. It feels good to do that again. And then like the. The song hook is like, here come the Boyd's. You pay them with warrants with Williams. I know that our many of our UK friends had issues with this. As in, like, you don't get beans and toast at a pub. [00:34:49] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, that's. [00:34:50] Speaker A: Why was there a tea set? I guess that's like how you know, like, they're English because, like, there's a tea set. Yeah. Likes tea. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Who else in the world likes. [00:35:01] Speaker C: Yeah, certainly there's nowhere east of there that may have a strong fondness for tea. [00:35:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:08] Speaker B: It might be looking at you like, hey, where'd you get that? Hey, hey, where'd that come from? Where you come from? [00:35:14] Speaker A: Huh? Huh? How'd you get it? [00:35:18] Speaker B: Also, hey, I had some flowers over here that just seem to have gone missing. Where, Where? Where'd you take them? [00:35:24] Speaker A: Huh? [00:35:26] Speaker B: Sorry, we're talking about the opium and. Yeah, I'm talking about that. Yeah, no, I'm talking about opium. [00:35:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:33] Speaker B: And various other crimes of the empire. I didn't say anything about that. Feds, I love you so much. You are the best. You're so pretty. So pretty. Especially you, Sam. You know what I'm talking about. I know my fed's names, okay? [00:35:50] Speaker A: Renee is with Osprey and she wants to know about what he thinks about the title match. And he says he wants Omega to win because he knows MJF has and he wants that to be Osprey versus Omega at Wembley. And Max arrives and calls him a. He's judgmental for a grown man asking Mox for his approval. [00:36:14] Speaker C: Yeah, please. Oh, is that a compliment? Please, sir, may I have some more? He was absolutely on fire. He's like, I'm not judging you this [00:36:27] Speaker B: Whole segment was one of my favorite parts of the entire show. Yeah. [00:36:33] Speaker C: They were like, I, I hate giving anything to Will Ospreay, but he's like, you switched your mouthwash up with cat piss, mate. And I was like, oh, that's a good one. [00:36:45] Speaker B: That's a pretty solid one. [00:36:46] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, that's a. Oh, a. He stole it from somebody. [00:36:49] Speaker A: I have to imagine he came up with that. He knows 14 year old girls that wrestle better than Max all on his own. [00:36:57] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:36:59] Speaker B: Omega's in the back. Like nice. Yeah. Scratches one awful. [00:37:06] Speaker A: Until Max stitches. He tells him. Until Max ditches the, the, he's not even going to be in the conversation for best in the world. And Max spits in his face and they have a pull apart fight. [00:37:17] Speaker B: It was so awesome. [00:37:19] Speaker C: You don't even crack the top 50 [00:37:21] Speaker A: back to top 50. It's like, oh, Dave Meltzer doesn't even like you. [00:37:26] Speaker C: It's like, you're not the conversation. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Brian. Brian Alvarez doesn't even spend hours making up weird about you on the Internet. [00:37:36] Speaker A: I think he does, actually. [00:37:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that probably that tracks. Yeah. [00:37:40] Speaker A: Sounds like something he would do. All right. [00:37:43] Speaker C: So I thought that there was gonna be some real going down in the ring because he's like, kenny Omega's a dead man and it's all on you. It's all on you. But no, I mean, I thought, I kind of looked into that. I was like, oh, he's gonna go for it. [00:37:57] Speaker A: Like he's gonna kill him. [00:37:58] Speaker C: He's gonna kill him. Kill him. [00:38:01] Speaker A: We did already see one attempted murder like moments before this happened. With Chompers with the drill. [00:38:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. [00:38:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:09] Speaker B: That wasn't murder either. He had swelling in his brain. He's trying to do a trepidation. [00:38:15] Speaker A: I, I, I'm, you know what? I'm starting to question whether that's what, what the goal is. I think he's trying to do bodily harm to grievous bodily harm. [00:38:29] Speaker B: Right. Right. [00:38:33] Speaker A: God. All right. Oh, boy. Next match, the international championship. Konosukesha versus Kyle Fletcher. Oh my God. The girls are fighting. [00:38:48] Speaker C: They are fighting so much. [00:38:50] Speaker B: They are. And I'm here for it. I have my girl picked. Who's your girl? I know who your girl is. [00:38:58] Speaker A: I know exactly who my girl is. And my girl is my husband. Go how we wanted it to go. I was, I was happy though. They mentioned that when they, when they started out the match, they mentioned the old frog and bucket schadenfreude and friends shows which if you are not familiar with that if you know about Chris Brooks's Baka Gaijin and Friends in Tokyo. [00:39:24] Speaker B: I've heard the name from you, but I'm unfamiliar with. I've never seen. Yeah. [00:39:30] Speaker A: Is they. They basically just do no ring wrestling in a bar. [00:39:35] Speaker B: Oh, we have that local. We have. We have some of that here locally. I want to go. I forget what it's called, but I want to go to it really bad. [00:39:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:42] Speaker B: It's an offshoot of. First. [00:39:44] Speaker A: Lots of. Lots of promotions are like doing their own versions of it now. They did something with Mystery Wrestling and Choco Pro is over there. Like, they do a lot of stuff with other companies. Sometimes they had. They had one that wasn't actually. Was not in a bar. They had one in Shinjuku phase where they still had no ring, which was very cool. I wish I'd gone to that. I could have gone to that, but I didn't. But yes. The precursor to that was Schadenfreude and Friends, which was Brooks's old stable with Schadenfreude, where. Which Kyle Fletcher was a member of. And Takeshita was one of the end friends. And they had a match at the Frog and Bucket. [00:40:27] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:40:29] Speaker A: Was a venue. Which doesn't really mean much to me other than I know it from Chaden Freud and Friends. They do a very angry collar and elbow tie up to start. And then Fletcher is like, trying to just keep this, like, very dispassionate. Like he's not looking at Takeshita at the start of the match. And then he's just like. Actually, no. He slaps him and then they just start throwing elbows at each other. [00:40:54] Speaker C: He came out with his own demon mask too. [00:40:57] Speaker B: It was. It was so good. [00:41:00] Speaker C: Like. Oh. Huh. Interesting. [00:41:03] Speaker B: In like Takesh just like broken demon mask. [00:41:05] Speaker C: Yes. [00:41:06] Speaker B: Thing he's got going on is like the greatest thing. [00:41:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:09] Speaker B: It's so good. [00:41:11] Speaker A: Like, it's actually a Hanya. I think it's a Hanya. I'm pretty sure it's meant to be a Hanya because it's the Majima has in the Yakuza games. But it's a. It's a. It's a The ghost of a woman. [00:41:24] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:41:25] Speaker A: Who. I don't know. It's really cool. I could go on about that. I want to get it as a tattoo maybe, but I don't want to seem like I'm copying my friend who has it on his wrist anyway. [00:41:36] Speaker C: That's rough. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. They're just talking the whole time and they're just throwing Bombs, and it's cool. But Fletcher is, like, mostly focusing on Takesh's arm. [00:41:49] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:41:53] Speaker A: He. [00:41:53] Speaker B: He. [00:41:54] Speaker A: Fletcher kicks him in the face. And, like, Don Callis on Commentary is like, oh, my God, he kicked his tooth out. And Tony Chevalier's like, yeah, you're an expert on that. [00:42:05] Speaker B: Did you see that in the entire con? I want. What I want you to notice is the whole commentary goes quiet for, like, 10 seconds because they are losing their. Yeah. On mute. Is that comment. This is where it started for me, too. Commentary was. Was having a time today. Like, Commentary had a great show. Happy for those boys. [00:42:38] Speaker A: So the arm work pays off because Takesha tries to get a sleeper, but Fletcher's able to fight out of it, but he gets hit with an exploder, and he does this. Yeah, this was. I, like, I love this match. This match was really good. [00:42:53] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Somehow Fletcher gets dumped in the front row, and then. But then he gets. And then he gets caught with a superplex back into the ring. There's just like a back and forth the whole way through. They're throwing forearms to Cash to. Tries his big takesh Deliner Lariat. And then Fletcher just kicks him in the face. Runs Admin gets blue Thunderbomb to death. [00:43:16] Speaker C: Yes. Oh, no. Thunderbombs. [00:43:20] Speaker A: The. The. Fletcher wants a brain buster on the apron. Takeshita hits him with the Hito Denashi and then the wheelbarrow German on the hardest part of the ring. [00:43:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:30] Speaker A: Commentary's talking about how Takeshita wrote his thesis on the German suit. [00:43:35] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:43:36] Speaker A: Don flips out and says, what kind of a school lets you write a thesis on the German suplex? [00:43:42] Speaker C: You're making that up. Thanks. Don't. [00:43:46] Speaker A: And then Taz says, I went to a lot of suplex schools, but not in Japan. Oh, my God, it's so good. [00:43:54] Speaker C: Constantly, the, like, the. The touch of reaching for Taz for backup for, like. Isn't that right, Taz? [00:44:03] Speaker A: Every heel being like, taz, affirm me now. [00:44:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:44:07] Speaker B: And tazing, like, yeah, absolutely. You got it. You're my best friend. Hell, yeah. [00:44:16] Speaker C: What was. He's like, he didn't have a problem. He. No, he's like, Takesha was always jealous of Okada. And Tony's like, that's not what happened. That's like, no, no, no, no. He was. Of Kyle. And he's like, no, it wasn't. It was Okada. And he's like, nah. He's like, you don't want to talk bad about Okada. And Taz was like, yeah, Okada's My friend. Yeah. [00:44:44] Speaker A: The point is, I don't. I don't know if Don Callis went to college or not, but I can fully believe that somebody was allowed could write a thesis project on the German Suplex. Because people write all kinds of weird. [00:44:57] Speaker C: Yes. [00:44:58] Speaker B: Oh, God, that reminds me. Hampter. Have you met Cyrus the Virus yet? [00:45:03] Speaker C: No, not yet. [00:45:05] Speaker B: Or the Jackal? [00:45:06] Speaker A: They're not watching. Wait. Dare you watch any cw? Or you just. [00:45:09] Speaker B: All right, you're watching the Fed, so it'd be the Jackal. Have you met the Jackal yet? [00:45:14] Speaker C: No. No. [00:45:15] Speaker B: Okay. All right, all right. Never mind, never mind. [00:45:18] Speaker A: I think the jack was 98. [00:45:21] Speaker B: Okay. I think we looked. We've looked this up before. [00:45:24] Speaker C: I actually. So I. I watched an ECW ECW match before jumping in. It was Cebu versus Van Damme and it was Russell Palooza 1998. It was an incredible. It was a 30 minute disqualification match. And like they were. It was just non stop constant. It was incredible. Spots, multiple table breaks. Just incredible. Just great. And all of a sudden, like everybody is sucked into this match. Sabu keeps getting kick kicking out at two and then all of a sudden the bell rings and like the entire ring just like looks around and it's like, what the fuck is going on? Because there was a time lim. Nobody knows. It was like the awakening from a dream. It was wild. This, everybody. It was just a really great match. I was like, damn solid, like ECW extreme. But like, that was just good wrestling. [00:46:25] Speaker A: So I was like, yeah, when ECW is good, it is the best thing you could see. [00:46:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:33] Speaker C: Did a monkey flip with a. With a chair on. Hitting like Lane Cebu out on a chair. Oh my God, it was so beautiful. I was like, what the. Sorry. [00:46:47] Speaker B: Anyways, I keep. I can. No, I keep derailing us. And I'm so sorry. But I was like. Wait, you. You're watching that right now? Have you gotten. I just. I'm waiting for the day. I'm waiting for the day where. Where you come into the chat. Like, I understand now [00:47:05] Speaker A: about South Africa. Yeah. [00:47:10] Speaker C: I need to hit 10,000 hours and that's when I will become a mask. [00:47:17] Speaker B: Oh. [00:47:18] Speaker C: But, yeah, we're now into March, so that is fast approaching. [00:47:24] Speaker B: Oh, let's go. All right. Anyways, back to modern times. I'm sorry, Modern times. [00:47:30] Speaker A: We can cut that out. That'd be. That something in there is a good stinger probably. Totally. [00:47:34] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. [00:47:35] Speaker A: We just leave it in. I don't give. [00:47:37] Speaker B: No, I'm leaving it all in. I've decided I'm not Even gonna edit this week. I'm just gonna, like, let it rock. [00:47:44] Speaker A: Oh, no. That's gonna make the awkward bit about the start weird. Yeah, so they. Yeah, they just, like, are countering everything. Like, they're doing. Countering power drive knees, countering lawn darts, carrying poison run as Michinoku drivers. Fletcher really wants to top rope brain buster. [00:48:03] Speaker B: Yeah. That's how he does the murders. That's like the murder murder. [00:48:08] Speaker A: Takeshita catches him with the big power bomb, and he's gonna set up to do the power drive. And callous grabs his foot. Takeshi still manages a raging fire, but his arm is up. [00:48:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:23] Speaker A: And Fletcher's able to get away, get out with his foot on the rope. Knee gets countered to a cazadora. They. They try for backslides, and, like, somehow it ends up with, like, Takeshita on his hands and knees, and Fletcher just punts his arm. [00:48:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:42] Speaker A: Hits a brain buster. That only gets two, which is crazy. [00:48:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Goes for the top rope brain buster and gets it. And that. That ends it. Kyle Fletcher is the new. [00:48:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:55] Speaker A: Aw. [00:48:55] Speaker B: International champion with his little mouth. That's my boy. [00:49:03] Speaker A: But that. Off to New Japan to do the G1. [00:49:10] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:49:10] Speaker C: Okay. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, well, he's gonna have a grand time. [00:49:16] Speaker A: He won last year. [00:49:17] Speaker B: Yeah. No, but, like, yeah, I was gonna say he won last year. [00:49:22] Speaker A: He probably won't. I mean, I don't know who's Gonna win the G1 this year. New Japan's kind of a mess right now. It's Tony Khan's fault. Y. I believe he personally made them book all their young guys, like, weird for three years. Tony Khan did it. [00:49:46] Speaker C: Everything is Tony, everything. I loved Takeshita's move on the apron with the power bomb into the German suplex or the. I'm sorry, the brain buster into the German suplex. God, they just were great. They. They moved so well together. Just. It's liquid. It's fantastic. I was. I was low key surprised that he Takesha lost the belt, but now that I know that he's going to New Japan, then that makes a lot more sense. [00:50:23] Speaker B: But, no, this match was full of stuff where I was like, I didn't. I didn't know you could do that. Like, I didn't know you could. Like, I didn't know you get. Well, of course you can do that. It's Fletcher and Takeshita. Like, yeah, they can do that. [00:50:38] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So this is also Kyle's first win in their. In their history together. [00:50:44] Speaker B: Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. [00:50:47] Speaker A: I think with the last time they wrestled singles I don't know if they wrestled singles in aew, but if, like, like, way back in, like, the UK days, then, like, Takeshita was, like, way up here, and Fletcher was just a tag team guy. And he was a. Fletcher was a little guy back then, too. Well, baby bean pole, he was still. [00:51:08] Speaker B: Twinkie. Hadn't twunked. Yeah. [00:51:11] Speaker A: Yeah. He had the. He had, like, the swoopy emo hair and it. He's adorable. God damn. I'm so upset about Takeshita. I'm very sad. [00:51:21] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I know. Talking, but, like, I'm sorry. [00:51:26] Speaker A: I can't. I can't muster the energy to pretend to be angry. I'm just sad. [00:51:31] Speaker C: Like, is he. [00:51:32] Speaker B: Is he okay? Or is things weird around the house? [00:51:34] Speaker A: You know, he's just shuffling around aimlessly. [00:51:38] Speaker B: That's so much. [00:51:40] Speaker A: Where's my belt? Where's my belt, Harry? I miss it as I calm down. My delicious soup. I will tend to your arms so that you can triumph again in the G1 climax. And then we can have our own climax. [00:51:57] Speaker B: I was gonna say here's a. Here's a Cinnabon and some sex. [00:52:03] Speaker C: I hope you feel better with a Cinnabon. Right now. [00:52:07] Speaker A: I could do with something sweet for sure. Yeah. Because I can't eat a whole one. I am trying. [00:52:15] Speaker B: Should we be bad? Should we be bad with Cinnabons? [00:52:18] Speaker C: We should. [00:52:19] Speaker B: We all live in different places. Yeah. [00:52:26] Speaker C: No, it's true. Like, I can't. It's just so. I just want a little bit. [00:52:32] Speaker A: A little bit. [00:52:34] Speaker C: A little bit. [00:52:35] Speaker A: A little bit. Like, I can't. Like. All right, we're gonna just digression episode. Digression the episode. I can't eat, like, big American portions of stuff anymore. [00:52:48] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:52:49] Speaker B: As well. You shouldn't. Crazy. Yeah. [00:52:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Blessing. [00:52:57] Speaker A: It's like, oh, look at this donut. That's nice and small. And then go to, like, a dunk in here. It's just like. Yeah, enjoy. [00:53:05] Speaker B: Would you like. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Would you like a day's worth of [00:53:08] Speaker B: carbs and none of the good ones. No, no, no. [00:53:13] Speaker C: Part is, like, if we're being honest. And, like, I suppose it depends on locations, but they're like, Dunkin Donuts are men now, because they just don't care about. So, like, you're eating it, and you're [00:53:25] Speaker B: just like, I'm gonna be so real. I don't think I've ever had a Dunkin Donut. [00:53:30] Speaker C: You're probably. You're not missing out. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Their coffee's okay. [00:53:35] Speaker A: No, not even that anymore. There Was like a period where they were really good and now they're just mediocre. [00:53:44] Speaker B: Well, you know, America runs on Duncan, so a lot of stuff making sense right now. Yeah, [00:53:54] Speaker C: yeah. [00:53:54] Speaker A: America's well below mid at this point. [00:53:56] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:53:57] Speaker C: Yes. Oh, God, Oh, God. Big hell no. Yeah, yeah. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Glum. Help us. We're dying over here. And then I look over the pond and go, sorry, sorry, sorry. [00:54:12] Speaker C: No, no, that's a. There's some evil going on over there. That's. [00:54:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't go to the bathroom over there. [00:54:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:20] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. It's good that they're in island. [00:54:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:25] Speaker C: I so just felt real bad about the bill. [00:54:29] Speaker A: Got what, 28 days later, it was like the rest of the world is fine. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Yeah. It's literally just. I'm sorry. Wrestle, girlies. We love you. I am so sorry, Sarah. Mj, you're the best. [00:54:50] Speaker A: I'm sorry. [00:54:52] Speaker B: Oh, we gotta do that crossover episode one of these days. Anyway. Drive. Drive. [00:55:00] Speaker C: Yeah, please. Yeah. [00:55:02] Speaker B: Like, does your fascism have like an almondy note [00:55:09] Speaker A: that wish a shire style [00:55:11] Speaker B: fascism worship and like a hint of burning tire? [00:55:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. Speaking of burning tires. Thank you. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:23] Speaker C: Mick Foley comes out on stage. [00:55:25] Speaker A: Mick Foley comes out because Don Callis is trying to have a big talk about how great he is because he has Kyle Fletcher. And Mick Foley comes out to. Because he's the roving interviewer. [00:55:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:39] Speaker A: And they mentioned this is the first time since 1994 that he's been on TBS, which is really cool. [00:55:45] Speaker C: That's really cool. [00:55:46] Speaker A: Well done, Mick. He's got a shirt that says who better than Woofle? [00:55:52] Speaker C: He loves his little dogs. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Yeah. He's got. He's wearing a. A tropical shirt with like the. His pictures of his dogs all over it. And then he's got his loafers. He's got one of it with his dead dog. [00:56:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:07] Speaker A: And then the other one has a wifi. [00:56:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:10] Speaker A: I don't know his dogs. I don't follow him on any social media. I don't. I mean, I'm glad he's got his dogs. Okay, Randall. [00:56:18] Speaker C: Okay. So the dead. The late dog is Randall. [00:56:22] Speaker A: Randall and Wolfle. [00:56:24] Speaker C: And he finds happiness with every step he takes. [00:56:28] Speaker A: Yeah. I thought that was cute. [00:56:30] Speaker C: It was. It was very endearing. It also. Yeah. It also goes back to like, there was a blue sky thread a few days ago is like the. What men think of as masculine, but what men, real masculine men really are. And it's always a huge dude with a tiny dog who's like super chill. And I just thought of make fun. Yeah, I was. It's like, [00:56:58] Speaker A: not. Mango is not chill. [00:57:00] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, he's not. [00:57:03] Speaker A: Yeah, but still. Yep. He. He wants to ask Fletcher about what it's like to beat his former best friend. And Takesh is like, he was never my friend. It's like, oh, that's heartbreaking. [00:57:15] Speaker C: That was worse than the title loss. [00:57:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:19] Speaker C: Tbh. [00:57:21] Speaker A: That was. That was like real mean girl right there. [00:57:23] Speaker C: That was awful. [00:57:25] Speaker A: Takeshita was riding on his coattails, which is funny because Takeshi was here first. And then Don accuses Foley of being here to steal credibility from younger talent. And Nick's Nick. Nick does a speech about. He explains the shoes, about how he walks. Wherever he goes, happiness follows. But if he insults him again, he'll put his wifle shoe up Don's ass, which I don't think is night fair to woful. [00:57:51] Speaker C: Okay. [00:57:52] Speaker A: It's not fair to wuffle. [00:57:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:56] Speaker C: You're going to get really well acquainted with the confines of your ass. [00:58:01] Speaker A: Don't do that to your dog. Even if it's just the shoe of your dog. Don't do that to your dog. [00:58:06] Speaker B: But like, that. That is the most. McFoley [00:58:12] Speaker C: Wolfle's face up your ass. [00:58:14] Speaker A: Wolfle is going up your butt. Yes. The shoe for. [00:58:18] Speaker C: Yeah, honestly, terriers would be great. Like, aren't they meant to, like, ferry out like groundhogs? [00:58:25] Speaker B: Oh, you know, they were. Yeah, they were like. They were like the mousers, like, outside the cats. Like. Yeah, like various terriers. Like Yorkies. My parents had a Yorkie for a while when I was growing up. [00:58:38] Speaker C: Up. [00:58:38] Speaker B: And like, they. They just chase any sort of rodent. Anything. Rope. Vaguely rodent shaped. It's out. [00:58:46] Speaker A: That's what small dogs were bred for. [00:58:48] Speaker C: Well, that will work. Perfect. Perfect. [00:58:51] Speaker A: Perfect for Don Callis in his butthole. All right. But then Don. Don says, like, they have gold in the family again. They have the national championship, and they just got the international championship. And in the tn and they have the TNT championship, which brings out Kevin Knight. And he tells Fletcher, congratulations, It took you long enough. But he's still owed a world title shot. And I'm like, ah, this is going to bring out the little stain, isn't it? We don't get the little stain. We get Andrade El Idolo. [00:59:25] Speaker B: Yeah, we do. [00:59:28] Speaker C: He super Quickly, Kyle calls MJF's Michael Jacob Frodman or Maxwell Jacob Frodman. And I thought that was. [00:59:41] Speaker A: I like that. I do like that Andrade is wearing so many layers. [00:59:48] Speaker C: Yes. [00:59:49] Speaker A: That I'm just like, Sir, sir, how you, how you live? [00:59:56] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, for real. It's a rain jacket. It's a suit. [01:00:03] Speaker B: They're in Florida. [01:00:05] Speaker C: Yeah, they're in the hat. Gloves. Yeah, yeah. In Florida it's people yell 102. [01:00:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Like people are. I guess it's like a thing now where like people are yelling take off your pants at him. But when he comes out like this, I'm just like, take off anything layer. Please just take off the outer coat. You don't need it. [01:00:30] Speaker A: You are outside in Florida in July. Take off your coat, sir. [01:00:38] Speaker C: You can like sizzle it. [01:00:40] Speaker A: I mean, maybe he's just. [01:00:42] Speaker C: Maybe he's just actually very conscious about his. How he's perceived then I. Oh yeah. [01:00:48] Speaker B: Oh, oh. I didn't even think about that. Maybe he's like super self conscious about his body and he's like everyone wants me him a piece of meat. [01:00:55] Speaker A: Cuz he keeps getting boners whenever he takes his pants off. [01:00:59] Speaker C: Oh my God. Truly. Holy smokes. [01:01:03] Speaker B: And normally I love this. But if he's in all those layers in Florida, I can't help but wonder that it smell crazy in there. Okay. [01:01:12] Speaker A: Think it probably does. Like he's got to be like roasted. Sa. He tells Don that he was the best of Don Cow's family. But he. Don messed up and you promised me a world championship. And now I promise you I will take a belt from you. Don calls him a pendejo. I don't think Don's allowed to do that. And says if he can beat Jake Doyle on collision, he can face Mark Deus for the national title. Hey, you want to attack me? Tranquilo. Tranquilo. But he has one question. How you know, how you know. Still the most insanely over catchphrase in wrestling, so. [01:01:54] Speaker C: Oh, I love that. I'm here for this. [01:01:58] Speaker B: It's just one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. I love it. [01:02:04] Speaker A: I love wrestling when it's stupid. And this is. [01:02:06] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, stupid. [01:02:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Stupid wrestling. It's so great. [01:02:12] Speaker A: It really wasn't even forced. He just asked MJF how you know one time and it was just. [01:02:18] Speaker C: And it just. [01:02:19] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [01:02:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:21] Speaker A: How you know how you know. [01:02:23] Speaker C: And it just kept. [01:02:24] Speaker B: How do you know going. [01:02:26] Speaker C: And it's so good in like so many like spots. I can't wait to use it in some sort of TTRPG waying to come up. [01:02:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I've used it to torture Pip in the, in the group chat and that was a fantastic time. [01:02:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:49] Speaker A: So anyway, he challenges the family to come after Him. And Don sends the. The meat squad, [01:03:00] Speaker C: literally the enforcers. He's got, like, two, three of them, but there's just two tonight. [01:03:07] Speaker A: And they. They catch up with Andrade. And then there's the. Oh, yeah, Kevin Knight goes with them. I forgot. Yeah. Because. Yes. Yes. Because. Because it had to be heaven night because we. We had to get our unfortunate appearance by the little stain. [01:03:23] Speaker C: Yeah. He came out talking. [01:03:25] Speaker A: He had a. He had a backpack. And they beat the. Out of them a bit. Because he's easy to beat up. [01:03:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:33] Speaker A: And Kevin Knights are like, check the backpack. Check the backpack. And the backpack was not an IED this time because the IED was the skateboard that Brian Cage was going to hit Darby with. Andrade is off to the side with, like, a jacket. [01:03:51] Speaker C: Remote control. Remote control. [01:03:54] Speaker A: It would have been better if he had, like, a plunger, like a big cartoon. [01:04:03] Speaker C: I mean, like, that is. I. I loved this little segment because Kevin Knight did the right thing. He's like, don't touch the bag. It's booby trapped. And it was. But so was everything else. It was just whoever, like, whatever Brian Cage picked up. The game's rigged. [01:04:20] Speaker A: It was going to be a bomb. Yeah. It didn't matter what it was. Everything is a bomb. Because. Because Darby's the uni bomber. [01:04:27] Speaker B: Yeah, because. Because Darby is a domestic terrorist. And you. [01:04:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:32] Speaker B: Anyways, God damn it. [01:04:36] Speaker A: I want to talk. Explosions are cool to blow people up. I don't want Darby, too. [01:04:43] Speaker B: I was gonna say Andrade should be allowed to blow people up, especially if he does it with, like, the old timey, classy plunger. [01:04:49] Speaker A: Like, like, all right, Darby. [01:04:52] Speaker C: I don't like giving one a man this much. Much power or any at all. To be. [01:04:56] Speaker B: Not even a real Latino man. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Darby building IEDs to blow up wrestlers domestic terrorism. Andrade building bombs to blow up wrestlers Freedom Fighter. [01:05:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the HR meme. [01:05:12] Speaker C: Where HR oh, my God, Human Resources. [01:05:22] Speaker B: He's just walking through an office holding tnt. Like, how you know. [01:05:28] Speaker A: Hey, babe, how you know. Oh, you're sweet. [01:05:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:32] Speaker A: I really would say that to him if he showed up with the bomb. Like, oh, you're sweet. All right, we get another Death Riders, Osprey and Mox match, and this time they're wrestling The Workhorse Men. J.D. drake. [01:05:48] Speaker C: Workhorsemen. [01:05:50] Speaker A: Workhorsemen. Anthony Henry and J.D. drake. [01:05:53] Speaker C: This is the weirdest match team name I've. Sorry. [01:05:59] Speaker A: Oh, no, because. Because it's. They're. They're. They're workmen. They work and they're Horsemen. They work Horses. They work Horsemen. [01:06:08] Speaker C: Wait, wait, wait. So they're. [01:06:10] Speaker B: They're not Horsemen? Horsemen. [01:06:12] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. It's a player [01:06:16] Speaker C: genealogy. Okay. Okay. I was wondering, because I was like, oh, is this a horseman gimmick? But then I said, work Horsemen. So anyways, [01:06:30] Speaker B: based on commercials that I've seen lately, right now, the current lineup of the Four Horsemen is, like, Larry Zabisco and two guys from, like, a strip mall in Florida that. By Rick Flair. That buy Rick Flair drinks. [01:06:46] Speaker A: Oh, oh, oh, that. Wait, what commercial is that? [01:06:50] Speaker C: Is Larry still alive? [01:06:52] Speaker A: Yeah, unfortunately. [01:06:53] Speaker C: Damn. Wow. [01:06:55] Speaker B: No, Larry Zabisco is just there because he lives in Florida and is doing nothing but die. Yeah, no, I saw. I saw him on a commercial for. I forget what it even was. I don't even know what it was, but it was one of those things where it was like a. I don't know what he was hawking, like a local lawyer thing or something like that, but it was like a 555 call now kind of thing, but with Ric Flair there, and I'm just like, I. What? I'm out. I'm all the way out. [01:07:32] Speaker C: I. Being unstuck in time is weird. [01:07:35] Speaker B: It's really up. No, it's really. It's really. It's real up. And that man needs to just stop. He needs. [01:07:43] Speaker C: I'm shocked. [01:07:44] Speaker A: It's time. It's time to end it. [01:07:47] Speaker B: He's shocked. He's alive. [01:07:49] Speaker A: I. I don't. I don't think anybody thought the Work Horsemen were going to win this, but they got some basic offense in. [01:07:57] Speaker B: Basic offense. J.D. drake did, like, a shiny. [01:08:00] Speaker A: Would you let me finish? No. Would you let me finish? This is the start of the match. They get basic and. No, shut up. They get basic offense in, and then it gets take. Osprey takes over and they work over Anthony Hendry. Then they catch Osprey off guard and Drake just starts throwing them around. [01:08:24] Speaker B: J.D. [01:08:24] Speaker A: drake does. One of my favorite things is it's like he picks up a guy and he throws him into the ropes and then they bounce back and he lariats the. Out of him. [01:08:35] Speaker C: Yeah, it is so good to see. [01:08:38] Speaker A: And then Anthony Henry just kicks Osprey in the face and then does this. He. He does like this. This. This. This. This neck capture thing. And then he, like, flips over and holds it in like a. A neck lock for like a minute or so, and it was nasty looking. And then Drake comes in and hits like another lariat and they do an X, Plex and Shining wizard to Osprey. And they. It looks. They look good. Like they're. They are a good team. And like, I'm glad to see him. Whenever they're on Dynamite, which is not often, I am glad to see him at some point. Osprey gets a corkscrew kick and gets in Mox and they fight back and they hit a Styles Clash pile driver. And then Mox does the paradigm shift to Drake and then the hidden blade combo. And that finishes it. [01:09:30] Speaker B: It's a really great ending sequence. I gotta hand it to him. [01:09:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:36] Speaker C: It's a nice little one too. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Death Riders win. Osprey still looking for approval from Daddy. I guess he's got it for now. [01:09:48] Speaker C: Yeah. A. Yeah, it's. I. I mean, I'm not upset seeing tag team Osprey and Mox, but it, I guess. Is this just him writing? Like, does he. Did he do this with the other Death Riders where you're just like, okay, let's tag team it and get a solid rhythm. [01:10:08] Speaker B: He's tag teamed with everybody. [01:10:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Because I know they have all happen. [01:10:12] Speaker B: Yeah. No, like, that's. That's. What's. That's why it's not. That's why I don't find it weird. [01:10:18] Speaker C: Okay. [01:10:18] Speaker B: I feel like his go to when. When he tags, like, the one he. He likes more than anyone else is him and Claudio. [01:10:26] Speaker C: Yeah, [01:10:28] Speaker B: him and Claudio were like the tag team from that group for a minute. [01:10:32] Speaker C: I mean, honestly, I love Hawk, but I'd probably be going for Claudio. Well, I mean, it depends, but. Yeah, but he's Swiss. He's Swiss. [01:10:43] Speaker A: He's Swiss. [01:10:45] Speaker B: He's a mutant. He's the next generation. Yeah. He's the next level of human mutation. Of evolution. [01:10:52] Speaker A: Exactly. Yes. He's like, what's. What's the. What's the. What's the highest level mutant? There's like alpha level or omega level. [01:11:03] Speaker B: I forget Jean Gray. Whatever the. Jean Gray is. Whatever the. [01:11:06] Speaker A: Well, yeah, he's a. Whatever He's a Jean Gray level mutant. That makes sense to somebody out there. Package for Hikaru Shida. She. She told us that what was coming and that we ignored all the warnings. And now she's the face of tbs. And she's actually the ace of tbs. And TBS now stands for the best. Ishida. [01:11:32] Speaker B: Pretty. All right, I'm into it. [01:11:34] Speaker C: I'll take it. [01:11:35] Speaker A: And then we have an interlude, which is not really an interlude, but, like, I. I hate to even call this a cooldown match, but. Because this was entertaining. But, like, they did kind of put this, like, right before the main event. And it kind of hurt a little bit, but it was highly entertaining. Casino Gauntlet Battle Royale. [01:11:54] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't think of this as an interlude at all. This, this was super fun. [01:11:59] Speaker A: Oh, no, it was very good. But it was also like, like, like the crowd. This was like when the crowd was like, we are tired and we are saving some energy for the main event. [01:12:09] Speaker C: They all. Yeah, Eric has pointed that out before. They always, they always do this. [01:12:13] Speaker B: Whereas I guess I don't. I. I guess, like, for me, I just have the perspective. I was like, oh, well, this is like a co headline. It's like a co. Main event because, like, this is a big. This is a big deal match for the women's division and the big deal match for the men's division. [01:12:27] Speaker A: I mean, it definitely was. I was highly entertained by this match. [01:12:30] Speaker B: Like, I'm not all of it. [01:12:32] Speaker A: I am not going to degrade this match at all. Because we had our champion, our real world's champion. Tecla. [01:12:41] Speaker C: Yes. [01:12:42] Speaker A: On comms. [01:12:43] Speaker C: Yes. [01:12:44] Speaker A: He has some type of fruit beverage. [01:12:49] Speaker C: Yes. [01:12:50] Speaker A: Which we are meant to assume is liquor. [01:12:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:54] Speaker B: And she tried to get Tony to drink something. Yeah. [01:12:58] Speaker C: A little hair on your chest. [01:13:01] Speaker B: I want to party with Tekla so bad. [01:13:06] Speaker C: It was like, last time I ended up in a casino, I was up ten grand with a stripper on my lap. And Tony just his nose bleeding a little bit. [01:13:18] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah. [01:13:21] Speaker A: I love that line. Line. I love that line. I won $10,000 and got a stripper on my lap. So I'm looking forward to this casino thing. [01:13:32] Speaker C: This is just as good. [01:13:35] Speaker A: That's what. [01:13:35] Speaker B: She's so good. She's so good. Like, she just. I love that she's just playing that. Like all she heard was casino. She's like, oh, yeah, I got laid one of them once as. Awesome that. I love her so much. Jesus Christ. It reminds me of that. But it, it's. I don't know. It also reminds me of that wine from basketball where dude's like, oh, I love hostels. And it's like you love Taco Bell. Just like, yeah, dude, you've been everywhere. [01:14:10] Speaker C: I feel here. [01:14:12] Speaker A: I like that she's. She's just into strippers. Like, I'm. [01:14:15] Speaker C: I. Yeah. [01:14:18] Speaker A: Cuz I feel like, like when she, when she says it. [01:14:21] Speaker B: Yeah, it's great. [01:14:22] Speaker A: It doesn't feel gross. It feels like. Yeah. It's like, I feel like even though she has this toxic personality. She's toxic. [01:14:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:14:30] Speaker A: She's like respectful to the. The sex. [01:14:33] Speaker B: Oh, she would be so Good to sex, you know, she tips so good. [01:14:36] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [01:14:39] Speaker B: Yeah, probably great time again. Let's go, let's party. [01:14:42] Speaker A: Also, Mercedes Monet is watching from the lifeguard chair that's up on the, on the stage. [01:14:49] Speaker C: Beautiful. Oh, the. Her outfit, the color. Sorry, I just. [01:14:54] Speaker B: Oh, well, no, absolutely. And it was just a very fun addition. Like. Absolutely a fun addition. [01:15:00] Speaker A: So the match begins with Maya World and Athena and they do like a nice back and forth. Teacher versus student. Sky blue is out next and she's got a kendo stick and she just like lays into everybody. And Tecla's like, super excited that sky shows. Like, hey, I know her. That's my friend out there. [01:15:23] Speaker B: Hell yeah, my friend. Yeah, [01:15:27] Speaker A: they go to commercial and they, they do some stuff during the commercial. There's not like a ton. Except Tekla. This is when tech was like offering Tony, like, do you want some of my drink? And it's like, do you remember the last time I was out here and I spat on you? [01:15:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:43] Speaker C: It's like, please don't do that again. [01:15:45] Speaker A: Did you end up selling that shirt? I spat on Tony. He'd probably go for a lot. [01:15:50] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. Oh, I didn't hear that. Oh, I missed it. [01:15:54] Speaker A: So, like, because they do the commercial, they don't do any new competitors in the commercial. So it's like 90 seconds before the next person comes out. But like as soon as they come back from commercial, Mina Shirakawa comes out and Tecla is like playing like low key, drunk and kind of horny for this [01:16:14] Speaker B: again. Queen, [01:16:20] Speaker A: Like, first, like, she finally notices Mercedes, like, oh, what's she doing out there? [01:16:25] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for. [01:16:29] Speaker A: And then she's so happy to see me and it's like me wrestle this, this line. Wrestling Mina is like wrestling a blow up doll. If we were friends, I'd motor boat noises all day long. [01:16:45] Speaker C: She goes up to the male, to the commentary desk. Woman spreads in the best way possible. [01:16:53] Speaker B: I feel like tackling that was the ID of like every lesbian I've ever met. It is so great. I, I just, myself included. I'm not taking myself out of that equation. Holy [01:17:12] Speaker A: again. If they were friends. [01:17:15] Speaker B: Yes. [01:17:16] Speaker A: She would not moan about her unconsensionally. They had no friends. [01:17:22] Speaker C: Yeah. She'd be like, hey, if you actually [01:17:25] Speaker A: watch, if you actually watch the clip, you can very distinctly see Tony Schiavone, like turned away from her. He's not laughing. [01:17:36] Speaker B: Yeah, got it. [01:17:41] Speaker A: Next entrant. This is just gonna be like me repeating what Tekla thinks about Every person that comes out. Let's go, Rena from stardom. Rena is a matter of which is Tecla's old stable in stardom. So she's. She's like, yeah, she's a smart. And they're cool. They're. I think we're cool. [01:18:03] Speaker C: Yeah, Yeah. [01:18:04] Speaker A: I think Julia Hart comes out next and she's got a trash can lid and clears up the house. And Taz has a fantastic line of the lid hit the lid. So now Julian, Julia gets a chair and hits Maya with it and then just goes after security, and her spy just starts beating up security people and Justin Roberts. It's just. There's just so much stuff going on. And Tecla's like, yeah, this is a show. [01:18:38] Speaker B: This is my kind of party. [01:18:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:42] Speaker C: Like, so the whole. Whole point of the match is the first one to get a pinfall and it's in the ring. And so, like, all of this outside of the ring is highly unnecessary. Entertaining, but unnecessary. [01:18:56] Speaker A: Yes. They had to fill time, I think. [01:18:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. [01:19:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then Thunder Rosa comes out next and she does a bunch of stunners, which was cool. Good job, Thunder Rosa. [01:19:10] Speaker C: God, she's so good. [01:19:12] Speaker B: I love Thunder Rosa, I really do. [01:19:15] Speaker A: Taz claims that she's on the hop right now. [01:19:19] Speaker C: What? [01:19:20] Speaker A: I don't know. He's on the hop. I don't know why he said that at this point. Tackler says, man, the ring is filling up with dumb. It's a dumb battle royale. [01:19:38] Speaker B: I feel like I wrote that one down. I wrote something down about that, but I can't remember it. But, like, [01:19:47] Speaker A: you mentioned it in the chat. You definitely mentioned it in the chat. [01:19:50] Speaker B: Oh, my God, that pleased me. Like, I don't. Everyone's like, she's doing too much. No, you. [01:20:00] Speaker A: It's the greatest storm. Did more. [01:20:03] Speaker B: Did more slop tartan than this. Dumb. And. But she said, man, the ring filling up with dumb. I was just like, this is like, just. It was the home. All right. This whole match was like, when I would have, like, my drunk friend who, like, you knew it was going to get wild and you knew he was going to say some crazy. As the night goes on, you're just, like, watching it go and get worse and worse and worse and worse. And like, I'm. As soon as. Man, the ring's filling up with some dumb. I was like, oh, here we go. [01:20:40] Speaker A: A lot of people were behaving like, Tekla was actually drunk. [01:20:44] Speaker B: Oh, no, she's just a master. Oh, my God. [01:20:49] Speaker A: Very, very good at this. All right, so. All right, so Rena. Yeah. Rena and Thunder Rosa have a really nice exchange, but then Athena just flies out of nowhere with the O face and she hits Thunder Rosa with it, but she can't finish because Mina breaks it up. Mina gets a no face. That pinfall gets broken up. And that's just gives us enough time for the final entrant to come out. And it's returning Willow Nightingale. [01:21:17] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. I was like, what the. The. [01:21:22] Speaker B: Apparently she was out with like, a hangnail or like a. Oh, no. [01:21:29] Speaker C: Are you going to talk about what Te said? [01:21:33] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe she even. Actually, I wonder if she was even injured. [01:21:40] Speaker A: Wow, that's convenient. Yeah. [01:21:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:21:42] Speaker B: Wow, that's convenient. Yeah. [01:21:45] Speaker C: Because she, like, like, goes in and like, immediately cleans house. There's like, no. There's no. There's no misstep. There's no rust. She just. She flies. She goes off the, you know, the apron into a group of women. [01:21:59] Speaker A: Yep. [01:22:00] Speaker C: Like. Yeah. Okay. [01:22:02] Speaker A: And she's wearing. I think that's the Montreal flag colors or the Quebec flag colors. Blue and white. Yeah, I believe that's it. I. I used to know my provinces. Yeah. So, yeah. Like, the crowd is like, now, like, firmly invested because Willow's here. Because Willow is super over. [01:22:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:25] Speaker A: Athena gets a powerbomb DVD on the floor before the Sisters of Sin just like, beat the. Out of her Maya world hits it really nasty. But Chinoku driver on the Florida sky blue. [01:22:38] Speaker B: So hot. Yeah. [01:22:39] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yes. [01:22:43] Speaker A: Willow gets Julia alone in the ring. Babe with the power bomb. And she wins the casino gauntlet Battle Royale. [01:22:50] Speaker B: Yeah. And again, how convenient. But I don't. Yeah. I love Willow. Give Willow the bell. I say Mercedes, give Willow to belt widow belt belt. She gifted. [01:23:05] Speaker A: Well, she'll. She would face Mercedes at. [01:23:08] Speaker B: Yeah, she's gonna win. She's gonna get the belt. And then Mercedes can learn how to suck an egg because Willow, for a thousand years. A thousand years of will. And Nightingale. Yeah. You heard what I said. [01:23:24] Speaker A: It would literally be. [01:23:26] Speaker B: It's forever champion. [01:23:30] Speaker A: It's quite literally like two women who deserve the world title going after. [01:23:35] Speaker B: It's fucking crazy. It's. This is what's nuts about. It's like whoever. Whoever wins, we all win. Like, like, everyone on this roster is so awesome that, like, you just. You're happy for anybody. Yeah. Like, you're happy for all of them. [01:23:53] Speaker A: Yep. [01:23:53] Speaker B: But. [01:23:54] Speaker C: Yeah. But also at the end of this match. [01:23:57] Speaker A: Yes. At the end of the match, we have Some development. So Tekla hits the ring, like, as soon as the match is over and spears Willow. [01:24:05] Speaker C: Honestly. Yes. Perfect. [01:24:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. You knew she was gonna do that. She's a toxic spider. [01:24:14] Speaker B: Well, I gotta go hit my finisher on this dumb real quick. I'll be right back. Tony, hold my drink. [01:24:21] Speaker A: Divine Dominions show up on stage and they take out both of the sisters Ascend. [01:24:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:26] Speaker A: And Mercedes sneaks her way into the ring and takes out both Tekla and Willow. And it seems like she has made some kind of unholy alliance with Divine Dominion. [01:24:38] Speaker B: I'm into it. [01:24:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Get her some henchmen. Hench women. What's the. What would be like the feminine form of mooks, do you think, Meeks? [01:24:48] Speaker C: Moquettes. [01:24:52] Speaker B: I like them. [01:24:54] Speaker C: Was this. Were the Sisters of Sin just not winning enough? [01:24:59] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. Mercedes took them out with the Divine Dominion. [01:25:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:07] Speaker A: She probably is like, I need backup against. For. For Tekla because Tekla's got help. So Mercedes would, like, want that backup. So probably be. Sisters of Sin will challenge Divine Dominion for the title. The women's tag titles. [01:25:22] Speaker B: That's kind of what I was. That's what I'm seeing. I'm like, all right. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, let's go. I'm into it. But all in all this, I loved all of this. I'm excited for all of this. Even though, like, I just. What is up? What? I. I mean, maybe just Willow needed break. Maybe Willow was just like, you know what? I need a couple weeks off to, like, just go be chill and like, awesome. Hell yeah. But, like, that was such a short, weird little thing. Like, I feel like we just got done. Yeah, we literally just got done putting her old belt on Sheeta. [01:26:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:26:03] Speaker B: For. [01:26:04] Speaker C: That was literally the. [01:26:06] Speaker B: What? [01:26:07] Speaker C: That was. Oh, my God. That was literally. Yeah. The match last week. [01:26:12] Speaker A: If we're going to get conspiracy brained about it, you can say they worked an injury angle to open her. She had to relinquish the title so they could get it off her without beating her. [01:26:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:26:27] Speaker A: I, you know, not give away Mercedes versus Willow in the tournament again. [01:26:33] Speaker B: Yeah. And also make room for Mercedes because who replaced Willow? [01:26:37] Speaker A: Mercedes. Mercedes. [01:26:39] Speaker B: So. [01:26:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:26:40] Speaker B: Oh, God. I think. I think we might have been worked, folks. [01:26:46] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't. I don't remember ever seeing Willow with like, any bandages or anything like that. [01:26:52] Speaker C: It was always her right shoulder and there was like the TK tape that was like, they're the K tape. Which is like the only. Yeah, that was the only thing that ever. [01:27:03] Speaker A: That's a good call. Hampter. Because when she was doing her. Her run with the TBS title, defending it, like they were going after her arm. [01:27:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:10] Speaker A: So, like, she was doing the. [01:27:11] Speaker C: The theoretically, like, it got real up after with her in her fight with Red Velvet. [01:27:18] Speaker A: Right. So, like, they. She was. She was doing, like, the Orange Cassidy thing of just defending every week and getting more and more banged up, and they're just like, we gotta put a stop to that so that she's not theoretically so banged up that it's unbelievable if she beats Tekla. [01:27:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:27:36] Speaker A: You know, gets into. Yeah. So good. Well, well, well. Worked. Willow. Ms. Nightingale, welcome back. [01:27:44] Speaker B: Hats off to you and welcome back. I would also want to point out that she always does the kick, and I think someone pointed this on Blue sky, too. She always does the kick along to her song. And she used the kick to kick him. Athena. In the face. [01:28:01] Speaker A: Can it matter? [01:28:04] Speaker B: Oh, I love wrestling. Yeah. [01:28:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:08] Speaker C: Excellent timing. [01:28:10] Speaker A: All right. [01:28:10] Speaker B: Very good. [01:28:11] Speaker A: So we have some good news, Whitland. Jack Perry has resigned. [01:28:17] Speaker B: Knife and everything. [01:28:20] Speaker A: Yep. The knife. The knife has also resigned. I believe this is the first time I can think I've ever seen them have, like, a video package for somebody signing a contract. [01:28:32] Speaker C: Now. Why am I saying. Yeah. I don't know. This was month six. I don't know. [01:28:37] Speaker B: Yeah, well, fair enough. I. You know, I think it might. I think it might be because of the fact that, like, the. The wrestling news people, punditry or whatever, made, like, such a big deal out of the fact that he hadn't signed yet. Because, like, they talked about that for, like, a week, though he still has a side. [01:28:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:28:59] Speaker B: And it's like, I don't know, man. Maybe hanging out with his squirrel or, like, just eating a banana. I don't know. He's whittling, maybe. I don't know. [01:29:08] Speaker A: Maybe he's. Yeah. Maybe he's, you know, trying to get the most money possible. [01:29:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Or, you know, as he should. So, like. [01:29:16] Speaker A: And that's. [01:29:16] Speaker B: Go for it. [01:29:17] Speaker A: That's the thing. Like, if a wrestler is looking to make money, they're gonna stay in aew because the Fed is currently trying to underpay everybody again. [01:29:27] Speaker B: Everything is wrestling. Check it out. Had a whole talk about what's going on with a lot of that. TKO is up anyways. [01:29:36] Speaker A: Yep. So Jack. Jack talks about how he wants to be the best, and he's had his ups and downs in the company. And he was actually banished for a while to New Japan because he was A bastard to Tony Khan. [01:29:50] Speaker B: Real glass. [01:29:51] Speaker A: Real glass. Yep. All that stuff. He was the escape he was scapegoated for. [01:29:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:56] Speaker A: CM Punk stuff, though I don't think anybody actually really blamed him. Maybe some people did. [01:30:02] Speaker B: They were wrong. [01:30:03] Speaker A: He thinks that AW is where the future of wrestling will be. And then he signs his contract and stabs it with a knife. [01:30:11] Speaker B: It was really. It was pretty sick. At one point, something happened that I'm going to just ignore, but I feel like I should notice Luchasaurus used human words, and I just gonna pretend I didn't see that. But I also feel like I should bring up the fact that Luchasaurus used human words. [01:30:31] Speaker A: I said. [01:30:31] Speaker C: When he was talking about it. Oh, sorry. [01:30:34] Speaker B: He was talking about his dad. He's talking about his dad. Came up to him. [01:30:37] Speaker C: Yeah. And was like, hey, take care of him. [01:30:39] Speaker B: And I was like, oh, that's why they're so close. But also, Rochelle, you ever do that again. No, I do that again. [01:30:48] Speaker A: You are misunderstanding what happened. That was not him speaking. That was a dub. [01:30:54] Speaker B: Oh, thank. Oh, good. Okay, cool. They had to translate, and they're like, all right. [01:31:01] Speaker A: Yeah, we don't understand dinosaur, but someone does. And they can. They dub. They dubbed his voice. That's not what he sounds like. He really just goes, rawr. [01:31:10] Speaker B: All right, cool. I was having, like, an existential problem here. [01:31:14] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm so relieved, actually. Thank God. [01:31:16] Speaker B: Losing my. Thank you for that. [01:31:18] Speaker A: I really should have been a lawyer. I'm good at bullshitting. Not that that has anything to do with anything at all. And they want to take something from Don Cows, too. So they're challenging Mark Davis for the national title on collision. [01:31:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:31:37] Speaker A: Speedball. [01:31:38] Speaker B: God, it's just like, what the. [01:31:41] Speaker C: I don't know what it is, but I'm real. Like, I just don't want to see any more. Mark Davis beating up on Tiny little [01:31:50] Speaker B: men matches Twink Smasher. Yeah, Twink Smasher Mark Davis. [01:31:55] Speaker C: And it's bad because he's holding the belt that all the Twinks want. And I understand that. Think I'm gonna have to come to terms with. I'm actively working through it. [01:32:06] Speaker B: He's the. He's the peril of aws. [01:32:12] Speaker A: He needs to hold that title next time Big gay brunch comes around because the national title can be. Defense is meant to be defended everywhere. And he needs to defend it in a twink battle royale. [01:32:25] Speaker C: Let's do it. Oh, my God, Mark Davis. This would be great. [01:32:30] Speaker A: He'd be perfect for big gay brunch. Because you know who Loves Mark Davis. Gay men who like big dumper asses. [01:32:38] Speaker B: This is true. [01:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:39] Speaker C: He's gonna. Yeah, he's got a booty for it. What do you do? Play like a bongo drum? If I was. [01:32:47] Speaker B: Yeah. If I was a friend. Yes. Naturally. [01:32:50] Speaker C: Yes. [01:32:51] Speaker A: You can't play a guy's ass like a bongo drum unless you're friends. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. You're not allowed to do that. [01:33:04] Speaker A: Motorboat. [01:33:06] Speaker B: Anyway. Are we to the main event yet? [01:33:08] Speaker A: We are to the main event. [01:33:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:33:10] Speaker A: This is actually not as late as I thought it would be for all the digressions. [01:33:15] Speaker B: Yeah, we've been at it. This my fault. I. I'm. I'm one to complain. I'm getting hungry. The nuts weren't enough. Yeah. [01:33:26] Speaker A: AW. Men's World Championship Match MJF versus Kenny Omega. Justin Roberts has a full classic belt collector style. Kenny Omega intro. He is AW's first Grand Slam champion. He has 95 singles wins as an AW original, not including his win against Dive Reticulitis. [01:33:51] Speaker B: Pussy guts mentioned. Pussy guts mentioned in the fucking intro. [01:33:57] Speaker A: After defeating Zack Sabre Jr. At Forbidden Door, he proved to himself, his fans, the wrestling world and Michael Nakazawa that he is on the top of his game. He's next. Betting on a four match winning streak is his last chance to win his second AW world title. He is the cleaner. He is the best doubt machine. And then they. The hook for battle cry hits right there. It was really cool. [01:34:25] Speaker C: My friend Megan was like the poop disease. And I was like, yeah, he's got reticulitis. And she's like they have a. An arc about his poop disease. And I was like, yeah, yeah. You didn't know that? Like that's what like she's like, I can't. I. I was like, yeah, that's the whole thing. When he's like, he. He calls him literally gutless. That's cuz he's last like 10 inches of intestine. [01:34:48] Speaker B: She's like, oh my God. [01:34:50] Speaker C: I was like, welcome to wrestling. He's like, I just wouldn't make a part of my wrestling career. [01:34:57] Speaker A: He. [01:34:57] Speaker B: His guts. [01:34:59] Speaker C: I was like, yeah, this is. This is guts. [01:35:02] Speaker B: That's what is. [01:35:04] Speaker C: Or like Osprey's. Osprey's neck. Like this is just. [01:35:09] Speaker B: Which also got to mention this week. [01:35:11] Speaker A: Yes, it did. Stack of dimes. Stack dimes. Stacking nickels. [01:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah, stack of nickels called neck. I was like, neck. [01:35:20] Speaker C: That was. Yeah, that was also really good. [01:35:23] Speaker A: Oh, get his ass. Get his ass. Mac. MJF's had his leg taped a while, but it looks like he's got, like, extra tape going on it tonight. When they do his ring announcement, he insists on being told, being said that he is not filthy Florida land of racism and incest. I don't know about the first part. I. Yes. I don't know about the second part. [01:35:51] Speaker B: The second part. [01:35:52] Speaker C: Also the things that I am calling into question. [01:35:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about that, but the first part. Oh, yeah. [01:35:59] Speaker A: Especially if you're, like, a rich. A rich guy from Long Island. Like, I wouldn't be, like, talking about incest if you're, like, from old money up in the Northeast. We got them up. Kenny Chance. So, like, this is big. Like, people are really into this. And then, like, Kenny is just, like, hyper focus. Hyper. Like, just like kind of like, like drifting his head around. Then the bell rings. He said, like, snaps up and he charges at Max and it's like, oh, this is. This is. This is main event Kenny. This is not. This is not, like, main event Kenny. This is Tokyo Dome main event Kenny. [01:36:42] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. He's out for all the blood. Yeah, like, this is. [01:36:47] Speaker C: This is against the wall. [01:36:48] Speaker B: Like, literally one of us is dying. Like. Like that. Yeah, kind of. Kenny. Which is so. Oh, it's the best, Kenny. The best Kenny. [01:37:00] Speaker A: Yeah, this was. This was such a good match. There's a. There's a lot of times where people be like, that was my match of the year off for a TV match. And this is one where, like, I actually, like. Yeah, this is. This is going on my list. No, it's. [01:37:14] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that's three for three, I think. Yeah, that's on my list. [01:37:19] Speaker A: Oh, wait. [01:37:20] Speaker B: Just. There were so many spots. Like, just. Jesus. [01:37:25] Speaker A: There's a lot of good stuff. Like, Kenny just, like, again, like a Kenny attacking right at the bell. He wants the one wing and angel right away, but just Max has to go, like, gouge his eyes out. [01:37:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:36] Speaker A: He tries running away. So Kenny follows him out into the grass. And there is grass because they are outside. It's the event in the tent. [01:37:45] Speaker C: They're on the beach. [01:37:46] Speaker A: I think Bix said that. They're back. Yeah, like, they're just. They're out in, like, the. Like Excalibur's. Like, they're fighting in the picnic area. [01:37:59] Speaker C: Fighting in the picnic areas. They're fighting on the lawns. [01:38:03] Speaker A: They get back into the ring. Kenny's tries for a V trigger, but Max pulls Bryson away, which is a call back. [01:38:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:38:09] Speaker A: To the finish. To Their. What was it, double or nothing? Yeah, Max pulled Bryson away and Kenny killed him. And that. That was how he was able to kick out of the One Winged Angel. [01:38:21] Speaker C: Yeah, that's right. Okay, so he beat him up one and a half times. [01:38:25] Speaker A: Yep, yep, yep. Takes advantage. Yep. So, yeah, he just like start. He bites him in the face and he wants a heat seeker, but he gets countered and comes back with the cutter. And they go to commercial and during the commercial they talk about the pussy guts. [01:38:42] Speaker C: Yep. Like, doesn't Excalibur do a full, like, medical chart history breakdown where he's like, out for 13 months with you? Just like some full medical. I was like, damn, dude. Who's got his chart in there? Like my chart scrolling through. [01:39:01] Speaker A: They are. They are gassing up Kenny on commentary. And then Taz just chimes in with like, yeah, but what about mjf? Give him credit. Ye. [01:39:12] Speaker C: He's gotta say something. There was final. Finality finale vibes with commentary for Kenny and I was like, what the. Like, holy. He's gonna follow this too? [01:39:27] Speaker B: No, he's really done. Like, I think he's really done after. After this run. Like, I think he's like, yeah, he's [01:39:32] Speaker C: been doing this for 14, like, more than half his life. He's 42 years old and like. Yeah. [01:39:40] Speaker B: I mean, I for one am happy to see him retire and ride into the sunset and finally get to transition Kenny with an eye. Kenny Omicron Shout out Silent Kenny. Thank you for that. He's got the thousand yard stare lately. Okay. Like, [01:40:08] Speaker A: that's just his. That's. That's just his her. There's the main event face. [01:40:17] Speaker B: That's. That's him. That's them knowing they. They got. They gotta get in there and. [01:40:22] Speaker C: And gotta go up against mjf. [01:40:24] Speaker B: I gotta fall on my head like it's Tokyo Dome. And I'm going to. I'm going to. [01:40:30] Speaker A: I'm just saying if he wants to transition, he'd probably have an easier time in of terms Tokyo. Probably. Although maybe. I don't know. I don't know what Canada's like. I would just be mad that if he started at 42, he'd look better than I do. Yeah. Just like, son of a. He hits a. He. He hits a. He hits a moonsault off of the lifeguard chair, which was cool. Yeah. [01:40:52] Speaker C: Oh, God, that was gross. [01:40:54] Speaker A: And they're. Yeah, they're playing in the sand and yeah, there's a Terminator dive and Omega's just like, like beating the out of Max like, He's all over him. He wants the V trigger again. Misses, gets dropped on the ropes. Max comes charging back and eats a snapdragon. Hits like, a big combo thing, and he's fighting back. And they take each other out in the middle of the ring, and I love that. [01:41:20] Speaker C: The clotheslines, when they all lay out and they're like. [01:41:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:26] Speaker C: Like, barely avoided hitting each other. [01:41:29] Speaker A: They're just, like, laying into each other. Laying into each other. Double clothesline takeout. [01:41:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:34] Speaker A: And then Max comes back, he gets the. The power bomb over the knee, and then a package pile driver for two. You're not supposed to do the pack. [01:41:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:42] Speaker A: Not supposed to do the package pile driver. No. Everybody does the package power driver, but. All right, so then Max just starts to dismantle the. The announced desk. He gets Kenny on the apron, and it's like he's gonna hit a tombstone. [01:41:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:58] Speaker A: Kenny fights out of it into the ring, and then he just. While Max is on the apron, he kicks Max in the head. Max does a flip so that he basically goes head first through the announce desk. [01:42:10] Speaker C: It was so. [01:42:11] Speaker B: Because. [01:42:12] Speaker C: Oh, go ahead. Oh. [01:42:13] Speaker B: Because Foley was here, and he's like, I gotta do it for Mick. I got. I gotta. Go ahead. [01:42:17] Speaker A: I gotta do the. The Foley head bump. [01:42:19] Speaker B: I gotta do the Foley head bump, which is a thing. He actually did Hampter, where he came up to Dustin Rhodes. It was like, I think I can put my head first through this table. And. And Dustin was like, I. I'm not gonna tell you to do that, but I would sure like to see you try. [01:42:40] Speaker C: Dusty. [01:42:42] Speaker A: Dustin would be like chemtrails. [01:42:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:42:48] Speaker C: Is this the. I think they also. I don't know if it was this spot or another spot that they did the camera angle over him. So you could. They. At some point, they did a run back, and it was just an amazing spot to see. [01:43:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:05] Speaker C: Eagle Eye. [01:43:06] Speaker A: Every. Every camera focused on this. Yeah. [01:43:09] Speaker B: They had every angle of it. And the kick from Kenny was money. Just everything about that spot was money. [01:43:17] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:43:20] Speaker A: So this. This is then when we get our hydration break. [01:43:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Pause the hydration. [01:43:28] Speaker A: Kenny's, like, pouring water on his face, like, pretending he's got sand in his eyes. [01:43:33] Speaker C: Oh, I thought he did have something in his. In his eye. [01:43:36] Speaker A: Like, he might have, but, like, I think he was just selling it because, like. Because he. He also, like, goes over to Max and pours water on him, too. And the crowd starts chanting, this is water. [01:43:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:43:52] Speaker C: The crowd is so hyped for this. Yeah. Because Max Is out. And that's when. That's when Kenny uses water to wash out his eye. And he asks for a towel and blast water on mjf. Yeah. [01:44:05] Speaker A: Yep, yep, yep. [01:44:07] Speaker C: Because that's what's. What you want to do. First of all, great. Because these men have been. Are heated. They need to cool down. They've been expending a lot of moisture. And then when you smack him in the chest, like, all the water and the sound is just so good. [01:44:24] Speaker A: Lap them titties. [01:44:27] Speaker C: Them white, wet titties. [01:44:29] Speaker A: Get that mist going. [01:44:32] Speaker C: Get that spray. [01:44:33] Speaker A: Do it for the. Do it for the penguin. [01:44:39] Speaker C: Clear water beach. [01:44:40] Speaker A: The penguin monster. God. [01:44:46] Speaker C: Crazy. If you saw him in the background shot of him. [01:44:49] Speaker B: I will. [01:44:49] Speaker A: I will go back and scroll through that footage. Yeah, just like. They're just like penguin eyes. [01:44:57] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a little smudge at the upper right hand corner. Enhance [01:45:07] Speaker A: infowars. Like, look, we found evidence that Ron. Don't call me John Desantis. [01:45:16] Speaker B: Meatball. [01:45:19] Speaker A: Right. I couldn't think what it was, what his nickname was. [01:45:25] Speaker B: Racist against Italians. They don't care. [01:45:29] Speaker A: Oh, that guy. [01:45:31] Speaker B: That guy forever. Both of them. [01:45:33] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, they just. They just replay the table bump over and over again so that we can see that Max went through head first. Taz. Taz now has a gimmick micro. His got busted. Kenny transfer one winged angel on the apron. He gets away. Kenny then wants. You can't escape on the floor. And Max escapes. I was terrified when he did this because of all the water. I was like, he's gonna jump up on the thing and slip and die. [01:46:08] Speaker B: This match had so many scary spots. Again, Tokyo Dome. Kenny like, Kenny. [01:46:16] Speaker A: So MJF gets Kenny into a tombstone, and he just jumps on the chair, which always like, he. He does this all the time. It's like, that looks like it sucks on your knee, man. And yeah, dumb that you did it because your knee is, bro. [01:46:31] Speaker C: Yeah, like, that was because he. That's how he injured his leg doing that on with Roosh. [01:46:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:46:40] Speaker C: And I, like, I believe that speaks to him being, like, absolutely desperate to put Kenny down because he was just getting his ass beat. [01:46:49] Speaker B: And I think it speaks to mjf. Loves professional wrestling and has that thing inside him that he is like, my body. It's gonna be real good. Like, this is gonna be such a good spot again. What. What Mick Foley would call. What does he call it? The risk reward ratio. Got to do that. [01:47:09] Speaker C: That. [01:47:09] Speaker B: That math in his head is like. I think back to the last time he MJF was Out with a big injury when he had to get surgery because he had that match, I think it was against Adam Cole. And he went to do the elbow through the table and the table broke before he even went up. And he just went up and did it anyways. So he like. Yeah, just straight with no cushion from. From the table break. Just straight up. Did like an elbow from the top rope to the outside and like his all the way up and it's just like. Yeah, no, I think Max just loves this. [01:47:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I can see that. [01:47:47] Speaker A: I think he does. He definitely does. He's. [01:47:49] Speaker B: He's. He's got the sticko gene in him. That's why I love him. That's my scumbag. [01:47:53] Speaker A: All right, so Heat Seeker gets countered, but his knee is again. So V Trigger come coming in. Kenny's too tired to. To get any momentum. Max can't capitalize either. And just Kenny just like, like lights him up with a clothesline. He wants another one Winged Angel. Max fights it off. Omega hits Kreuz Wrath corner. V Trigger. They go up and then Max counters with a poison Rana. He's trying to do a one Winged Angel. Just lands. I haven't. I haven't watched it back because I'm sure there's a replay where there's an angle where it doesn't look like Kenny just. Just doesn't land straight on his head. [01:48:37] Speaker B: Nope. [01:48:37] Speaker A: But every angle just lands straight on his head. [01:48:42] Speaker B: God. Just. It was another. It was like that. Yeah, it was like when. When Fletcher was. Where Mox did the one that Fletcher was just like. Don't. Don't ever do that again. Like what? [01:48:57] Speaker A: I don't want to hang it. He. He did some kind of head bump with Hangman too. [01:49:02] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's just. I mean, can. It's Kenny. That's. That's what Tokyo Dome. Kenny loves to fall on his head. [01:49:08] Speaker A: Like Kenny says, head bumps. Please. [01:49:11] Speaker B: Oh, God, it's so funny. [01:49:15] Speaker A: It's fine. [01:49:16] Speaker B: Oh, maybe that's a thousand yard stare, but. Yeah, that. That bump. It says CTE. Cte. No, like that. [01:49:26] Speaker A: That. [01:49:26] Speaker B: That has bump was disgusting. It was just. Oh my God. Yeah. The rest of the match I was just like, well, I'm happy he's not dead. I guess. However. However this ends. He's not dead. That's cool. [01:49:39] Speaker A: So they. That Poison Rana happens. Max gets the Heat Seeker and Kenny kicks out at 2. [01:49:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:49:46] Speaker A: So Max is now frustrated. This is. We're getting to the finish and this is like an actual climax of the match. Like this rules. So Max goes and gets the belt. [01:49:56] Speaker C: Belt. [01:49:56] Speaker A: Bryce stops him from getting the belt. And while Bryce is like, you know, taking eight years to get the right. [01:50:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:06] Speaker A: Max pulls out his dick ring. [01:50:08] Speaker C: Yep. [01:50:09] Speaker B: Fresh off his gak [01:50:13] Speaker C: ring. [01:50:14] Speaker A: He's all set to. To level Kenny with it. And Will Osprey appears to take the ring away from him. [01:50:20] Speaker C: Yes. [01:50:21] Speaker B: That was pretty sweet. [01:50:22] Speaker A: Yeah, some so. Yeah. And they arguing a bit. Kenny's got the. The title belt and he's gonna knock Max his head off with it. [01:50:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:50:31] Speaker A: Maxis like turns around and almost runs through and he just drops down. He's like, no, please. Begs off. Kenny throws the belt down. [01:50:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:40] Speaker A: Max low blows him, hits him with the belt, goes for the COVID and Kenny just kicks out at one and he just is like, like he's like just on his knees trembling with adrenaline, screaming. And Max is like backed off in the corner like, holy. [01:50:56] Speaker B: Oh my God. He's going Super Saiyan like what the frog? [01:51:04] Speaker A: There's even us. [01:51:05] Speaker B: They cut to Osprey and he's like, bruv, [01:51:09] Speaker A: he is full on anime moment. Like, like there's. There's kick outs at one and then there was this kick out at one. [01:51:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:51:23] Speaker A: And I ruined it by. In my notes, I wrote, he's getting up, [01:51:30] Speaker C: he throws a pussy. [01:51:32] Speaker A: He's always be pussy gutting. He throws a bunch of strikes to Max. Three V triggers, one wig and angel and it's over. Kenny Omega, three [01:51:45] Speaker B: V triggers. [01:51:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:51:48] Speaker B: He laid them in. Yeah. Like, oh, wow. [01:51:53] Speaker C: It wasn't, it was before the. It was before the final ending, but at some point it was a little bit before it. Tony just screams out, any Omega will not die. [01:52:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:52:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Taz is flipping his. Like, if Max should have been allowed to cheat, it's not fair to flare. I mean, Max, [01:52:24] Speaker C: Wow. [01:52:25] Speaker B: Beautiful. It was just. Yeah, it was, it was so good. [01:52:30] Speaker A: Everything about this was awesome. Like, yeah, what a great main event. [01:52:35] Speaker C: I. I really loved Kenny wrestling with, taking the shot with the belt. I like because he. He's mentioned previously that the last time he's held held belt, he had help. He was with the Don Callis. He was like in a really dark place. And so he was always a heel. [01:52:50] Speaker B: He never had Babyface. [01:52:52] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm not doing it. I'm doing it my way. So it was great. It was really great to see that like kind of in the, in the match in the ring. [01:53:00] Speaker A: Yeah. They throw up a graphic on the screen that the title match for the main event for Wembley right now is Kenny Omega versus Will Ospreay. [01:53:12] Speaker C: So is everyone forgetting that July exists? [01:53:16] Speaker A: Yes. [01:53:18] Speaker C: What about revolution or redemption? Redemption. Sorry. Yeah, I knew it was an R [01:53:24] Speaker B: word, but not that one. That word, but. Oh, God. 2066. By 2066, the Fed will have a pay per view. That is that R word. I guarantee it. The returning Eugene, anyways, they. They. I think they just. [01:53:47] Speaker A: The bill. [01:53:48] Speaker B: I think they just build it up. I. Because they're not the Fed. I don't think they have to have a title match on redemption for the men's title because they're gonna have Willow and Thequa, and I think they make that the main event, and that's never gonna happen. But you just let me sniff this glue and pray. [01:54:10] Speaker C: So. There's so many people gunning for the belt. [01:54:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:13] Speaker C: I mean, maybe they just skip a week for the redemption, but. [01:54:17] Speaker A: So. [01:54:18] Speaker B: Well, I think that's gonna just. I think that's gonna be Kenny's. Kenny's run is like all these people who are gunning for the belt. He's. He's gonna take them all on and beat them all and then lose to Osprey. It all in, probably. [01:54:31] Speaker A: So my. My thought process was, I was talking about this blue sky with one of our glamos. Was that. Oh, no, it's not one of our glamos. It was somebody else. But Kenny. Kenny is running through all of his losses. [01:54:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:51] Speaker A: In the past year. So he lost mjf. He lost to Okada at all in last year. So my. I was booking it. I would get his redemption. At Redemption. At Redemption. [01:55:10] Speaker B: Because it's in Canada. [01:55:11] Speaker A: Do Omega versus Okada. [01:55:13] Speaker B: The final. Omega versus Okada in Canada. Because that makes sense because the last they'd all started in Japan, so home turf. To home turf. Oh, that's beautiful. Okay, cool. July's gonna. This is gonna be. [01:55:29] Speaker A: Because then. Then the other loss he has to get back is against Osprey. So that gives him extra incentive to want to win at Wembley because Osprey being hit him. And there's like, there's all kinds of stuff too in between because, like, we've got [01:55:47] Speaker B: Swerve Andrade. [01:55:48] Speaker A: We're still out there. We've got. We've got Redemption. We're gonna have Mexico City. [01:55:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Because all ends at the end of August too. [01:56:00] Speaker C: Yeah. It's the 31st. [01:56:02] Speaker B: Yeah. So we got, like, two months. Yeah. Like, basically. [01:56:06] Speaker C: Which is of him running through his enemies. [01:56:09] Speaker B: I'm ready. Like, hell, yeah. Let's go, Kenneth. Kenny. Go. Kenny with an eye. Kenny Omicron. I believe in you, girl. Let's get this. Oh, that was awesome. [01:56:22] Speaker A: Don't you dare look better than me when you transition. [01:56:25] Speaker B: It's fine. [01:56:26] Speaker A: 42 year old. [01:56:33] Speaker B: Anyone want to do housekeeping? Anything else we gotta talk about before we go? This is fun. [01:56:39] Speaker A: This was. This was a good, good episode of Dynamite. It was a named episode. They delivered matches. It didn't feel like it was good. [01:56:48] Speaker B: It didn't feel like it overstayed its welcome. Which name ones sometimes do. Yeah. It was good pacing. Like just everything about it, like. Yeah. Not. I had a great time. This is a great show. [01:56:58] Speaker A: Two title changes. [01:56:59] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:57:00] Speaker A: Including Men's World. [01:57:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:57:04] Speaker B: Tea giving us just like a half an hour of comic gold. Like. Yes. [01:57:11] Speaker A: Just doing just. [01:57:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:57:15] Speaker A: Stand up show with commentary. As the straight man. It will never literally the straight men. [01:57:22] Speaker C: I'd love to be her and Jon Moxley on commentary at the same time. [01:57:27] Speaker B: Would be nuts. That would be crazy. That would be. Yeah. [01:57:32] Speaker C: Never. But honestly. [01:57:35] Speaker B: Well, holy crap. [01:57:36] Speaker A: I said this also. But Tekla, like most spiders is simply misunderstood. [01:57:40] Speaker C: I agree. Yes. [01:57:41] Speaker A: So she's. She's got a heart of gold and a mouth like a toilet [01:57:49] Speaker B: and she loves. [01:57:50] Speaker C: We wouldn't have it any other way, honestly. [01:57:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:57:54] Speaker C: Than a toilet heart. [01:57:55] Speaker A: Yeah. She's nice to strippers, so I love that. [01:57:58] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. [01:57:59] Speaker A: You heard it here. She's nice. [01:58:04] Speaker B: Hell yeah. Oh, cool. Someone sent me a job like awesome. That's either here nor there, but yeah, housekeeping. Otherwise thank you all for being here. You rule. Listen to this show like it, subscribe it, comment on it wherever you listen to it. We're on YouTube now. Go find seriously. [01:58:23] Speaker A: Yes. [01:58:23] Speaker B: Matters on there on YouTube. It actually matters. Go like follow comment, make burners to do it multiple times. I don't give a. It matters on YouTube. They. They actually. Yeah. Feed that algorithm. [01:58:40] Speaker A: Give us some likes and views and smash that bell or whatever. [01:58:46] Speaker B: Smash that like and subscribe or what? I don't know. You're never seeing my face without money. Speaking of patreon.com WNF everything is wrestling. I've talked about a few times. Bugs. That's good one. This last one's about Americano gate. Next one coming up is kind of of like. Like it's a big deal one. It's sort of like the, the, the, the one that started it all. We'll say that. So yeah, the conversation that kind of like started the whole. The whole theory of everything. What there's the election times. Do that again. Find Erica on blue sky and give her money. Find me and Jesus God, give me money. [01:59:35] Speaker C: Please [01:59:38] Speaker B: find someone on Hampter's page and give them money and. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's everything. Happy wrestling. [01:59:47] Speaker A: Happy wrestling to everyone except Ron John DeSantis. Yeah. [01:59:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Meatball R. Except for. Except for the losers and the haters. [02:00:00] Speaker A: We don't need to sports watch America's wang. [02:00:03] Speaker B: Happy wrestling. Suck. My. Few people. I. I can feel sisterly towards. But even that's not. It's not a blood thing. It's a community thing. Yeah. Like. Like really. And then outside of that, like, I'm really. I'm. I'm digging neighbor. As the new comrade is like really? [02:00:36] Speaker C: The new comrade. [02:00:38] Speaker A: Comrade. Comrade Rogers. [02:00:43] Speaker C: Honestly. Real. That red sweater. [02:00:46] Speaker B: So he wasn't wrong. [02:00:50] Speaker A: Do you know what the. The. The. The milkman is? He. [02:00:54] Speaker C: He. [02:00:54] Speaker A: He's [02:00:57] Speaker B: labor. Yeah. [02:00:58] Speaker A: And he could seize the means of production. You say seize the means of production. That's very good. In the land of make believe. They cut off King Friday's head. [02:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah. And then. And then you get. Knock, knock, knock. Oh, that's Officer Smiley. I'm not opening the door. Kids. What day is it? The head. Can you say shut the up, Friday. [02:01:28] Speaker C: What did we tell them? To come back with a signed judicial warrant. [02:01:33] Speaker B: That's right, kids. Now grab your whistle and start blowing.