Days of Future Paso

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: And welcome back to Wednesday night Fake Fights, where we talk all things aew. [00:01:01] Speaker C: This week we are coming to you from El Paso, Texas, which as we all know is Spanish for the Paso. Thank you. Chris Farrell will steal your bits for as long as I possibly can. My name is Jeff the Token Mongoose, one of your three wonderful hosts tonight. So I'll go around and do our introduction. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Thing is I, Erica the length Warrens back once again. I don't know where I went. I was here last week too. [00:01:33] Speaker D: We just disappear into the void when [00:01:34] Speaker C: we're not on the podcast. [00:01:36] Speaker A: Yeah, we're construct. That's what it was. We're construct. [00:01:41] Speaker C: Posted hole. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Posting hole. [00:01:48] Speaker D: A whole like Carl injury to post from like a goblin. [00:01:51] Speaker A: Not. [00:01:51] Speaker D: Yeah, like I disappear into my post because all I do is post when I'm not doing this. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Ah, this is not posting hole. Got it. [00:02:01] Speaker C: I need to be quit. [00:02:02] Speaker D: All right, [00:02:06] Speaker E: who else is here on that note? Yesoy, Hamdar. Sarah. I'm gonna be in my orb, my big old hamster ball. But it's gonna be absolutely filled with the. The. The thick clouds of dank. Dank, dank clouds. I'm gonna roll into it, spill out my own fog. [00:02:26] Speaker A: The thick clouds of dank [00:02:29] Speaker E: just rolling out. Yeah. [00:02:31] Speaker A: Beautiful. [00:02:32] Speaker C: Sterile. Seems like he probably smokes weed. [00:02:36] Speaker A: I think like every wrestler probably smokes weed. [00:02:39] Speaker B: I. Yeah, I don't think every. Because, you know, just. [00:02:41] Speaker D: I think it's the same proportion of population which a lot of people do. [00:02:46] Speaker C: Like, like just as many. [00:02:48] Speaker D: Like I think Cody Rhods probably doesn't. [00:02:50] Speaker A: Yeah, Cody Rhods probably. What's like kind of weird stems and stems or something. [00:02:58] Speaker D: Rolls it up in a cut open [00:02:59] Speaker C: cigar so it's all dry and terrible. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a. I don't smoke weed. [00:03:10] Speaker D: Yeah, there's a vibe that is apparent. Like how somebody would be. [00:03:16] Speaker E: Yeah, I can kind of see it. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so who's driving? [00:03:22] Speaker C: I don't think the young smoke weed. [00:03:24] Speaker A: The young bucks might smoke weed. I believe I am driving. [00:03:26] Speaker C: I don't you are? [00:03:28] Speaker A: Yes. I might need some help on some of this stuff, so feel free to contribute if, if I forget something in [00:03:36] Speaker D: the meantime, I'm gonna stick my, stick my arm out the window and do [00:03:39] Speaker C: that like wave thing. [00:03:41] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm gonna put my feet up on the dashboard. [00:03:44] Speaker A: Well, just be careful. You don't want to that you can lose an arm that way. [00:03:49] Speaker D: That's. [00:03:50] Speaker B: My dad used to always say that to me when we were, I'm like, not. We're on the highway. Not unless you swerve onto the bumpers as close to a sign as possible. Like nothing's around the right lane. [00:04:01] Speaker D: Nothing's gonna take my arm off when I'm doing the little wave thing. [00:04:05] Speaker A: My head outside of a school bus window once and got like a bunch of tree branches in my face. [00:04:13] Speaker D: Sorry. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Like a little. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't like a log or anything. [00:04:17] Speaker D: No, no. I think it was because I could picture the sound in my head of [00:04:22] Speaker A: like little 6 year old Eric is [00:04:26] Speaker C: like, [00:04:29] Speaker A: what the hell? I didn't say hell. When I was six, I was, I was an adorable six year old. All right, so well, let's, let's, let's get this show on the road. They give us a little start with a little video package about MJF and Hangman and then they are starting right off the bat with a AEW men's world title match. [00:04:50] Speaker E: This was so weird to me. [00:04:51] Speaker D: Video hiccups. And right to start, Excalibur had some trouble throw into that. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I, I, I couldn't. I thought I missed stuff for a second because I was kind of late coming in, but no, apparently not. [00:05:03] Speaker B: Yeah, they wanted to mix it up [00:05:04] Speaker D: from the audio issues to have a video one just to keep us on our toes. [00:05:08] Speaker E: Yeah, Love it. [00:05:12] Speaker D: Okada was in the back pushing buttons. [00:05:18] Speaker A: He did that once. [00:05:20] Speaker B: I'm so. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Yeah, I love it. [00:05:22] Speaker A: All right. So like I said. Aw. Men's world title match. Maxwell Jacob Freeman, mjf defending against the Jet, Kevin Knight. And we are getting limited commercial interruptions. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Oh yeah, did that. I didn't, I was thinking, I was like, there's not been like it didn't [00:05:38] Speaker D: go to picture in picture at any point. [00:05:40] Speaker C: I was like, I didn't. I must have missed the announcement on it. [00:05:42] Speaker E: Yeah, that was great. [00:05:44] Speaker A: They announced a 90 second delay at some point. It's like, we'll be back. We're stepping away for 90 seconds. But like again, I'm watching on trailers, so. [00:05:52] Speaker D: Yeah, no, it's, I, it's Seamless. Anyway, like, I only notice when it goes to, like, the little break with [00:05:58] Speaker C: the rock music playing. [00:05:59] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:06:00] Speaker C: It just shows the logo. [00:06:02] Speaker A: So this kind of started trend for the night where the crowd was a little bit weird and off very much. The crowd, like, was 50, 50 hating and loving max. [00:06:15] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:06:16] Speaker A: And then they booed Kevin Knight. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, two or three times. [00:06:21] Speaker D: And, well, he was just doing, like, normal face. I genuinely don't get what. Where that came from. [00:06:26] Speaker A: Like, I don't. Yeah. I don't know what that was. I don't know. It was very strange. It did win the crowd back. [00:06:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. He had to work for it, though. And, like, we'll get to it later. But in the women's title match, too, Thunderosa had to, like, really, like, work [00:06:39] Speaker C: to get them into it. Like, I don't know. I thought this crap was very off tonight. [00:06:43] Speaker A: This crap sucked. But, you know. [00:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:45] Speaker A: Texas. [00:06:47] Speaker C: Texas Paso apparently stands for bad fan. [00:06:51] Speaker A: Yes. That's what it means. [00:06:54] Speaker E: A notable departure from Denver, Colorado, where they were just on it. [00:07:00] Speaker A: They loved everything. Well, maybe they don't get enough weed down there. Yeah. [00:07:04] Speaker E: Oh, no, they don't. [00:07:06] Speaker B: And maybe it's just, like, because it, like, it's been such a string of, like, really good crowds. [00:07:12] Speaker D: That one being. It kind of stood out more just [00:07:15] Speaker C: in comparison to how, like. [00:07:18] Speaker E: Yeah, I didn't even notice, thankfully. [00:07:21] Speaker C: Yeah, there was a couple times I was just like, you guys. [00:07:24] Speaker D: Yes. [00:07:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So they. They do the. The ring announcing, and that gets more booze on Kevin Knight. And Max hits an arm drag, pops up and shouts. That's called an arm drag. Everyone cheers. He does a lot of his mjf. So, like, he does. [00:07:43] Speaker D: He was big healing all match. Like. [00:07:45] Speaker A: Yeah, he was. He was really trying to heal it up. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, that's like, what I'm talking about. [00:07:50] Speaker D: Like, he was really trying to get the crowd to, like, boo him and cheer Kevin Knight. And, like, it just. [00:07:56] Speaker C: For some reason, they were not fighting. [00:07:59] Speaker A: He made such a big show out about doing his. Oh, when he has the baby face seated and then he just runs his into their face. [00:08:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:11] Speaker A: About that. To just be the biggest. Doing that. And they. They cheered. They cheered for his. [00:08:18] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. They loved him. That I did notice. [00:08:22] Speaker C: I was like, damn, like me during the movie Chicken Run, cheering. [00:08:26] Speaker D: God. [00:08:28] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, like we said, Max was just kind of talking at the crowd as much as possible and just trying to get them to boo over there. Just like, yes, tell us more about how we suck. And then I missed what move Max Did. But he did somehow hurt Knight's ribs at some point. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Yeah, it was kind of like he was working the midsection for, like, most of the match. He had, like, a really. Some weird. It was like a big, like, slam. [00:08:55] Speaker C: He did, like, right onto his ribs. [00:08:57] Speaker A: Yeah, there was, like. It was. Knight was selling it to the point where Max just having him at a waist lock was wearing him down. So that turned into the main story of the match. And Knight did a good job selling it, I think. [00:09:13] Speaker B: Yeah, this is a good match. [00:09:15] Speaker D: Like, these guys did a good job. [00:09:18] Speaker C: As much of when I got, like, the one part of it, like, these guys racked it. [00:09:22] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. [00:09:22] Speaker A: His. He's. His ribs are hurt. So, like, he struggles, like, just getting a simple body slam. And then because all of his offense is splashes, he does a standing UFO splash, which hurts himself. And then he does a big dive, which he hurts himself, and he tries to do another one. And Max just, like, rolls out of the ring and it's just kind of like that. And then Max goes on, like, a long tear of offense where he's just really targeting the ribs. He gets an F5 of all things. So go yourself, Brock Lesnar. Yeah, he hit it. F5. [00:10:02] Speaker C: They do big, like, slam. I was thinking of earlier, actually. [00:10:06] Speaker A: No, this is like. This was. This was after. This was like, okay. Max's second heat segment. I. I believe. [00:10:12] Speaker C: Gotcha. When I'm taking the notes, it's like back and forth. [00:10:15] Speaker D: I always. [00:10:16] Speaker C: Little bits. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Yeah. This was. For all that there is to say about it. It was a very back and forth fight. [00:10:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:23] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:10:24] Speaker B: And Kevin looks good. [00:10:25] Speaker A: Knight looks great. Like, I love Kevin Knight. Like, he's like. I'm glad he keeps getting to show out in these singles matches on TV all day every week. [00:10:35] Speaker C: They recognize what they got in them. [00:10:37] Speaker E: I thought there was, like, the match did an excellent job showcasing why each man was in that ring. Like, MJF is the title holder because he's a piece of shit and he fights dirty and he'll. He. He will tear into you. And Kevin Knight is just. He will keep going. And he is tenacious and always on the ball and. [00:10:58] Speaker C: Yep. [00:10:59] Speaker B: And he's a young guy with something to prove. [00:11:00] Speaker D: Like, he's really, like, he. This whole thing of, like, I'm not [00:11:04] Speaker C: the future, I'm the present. Like, he really wants to show out that he's not just a prospect. He is already a finished product. [00:11:10] Speaker A: He's got something to prove. [00:11:11] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:11:12] Speaker A: Yeah. They do this quick fire pinfall exchange. [00:11:17] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:11:17] Speaker A: That ends with Knight kind of popping up and super kicking Max so hard, he goes to the floor. Then. Then he gets this running. Usually when guys do these running dives, they will step up, but, like, Knight just. [00:11:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:35] Speaker A: From the ring and gets the. The craziest height and hits a perfect clothesline from inside the ring down to the floor on Max. Yeah. [00:11:43] Speaker D: That, to me, was, like, when the match kind of like, boom, popped up [00:11:46] Speaker C: to that next level. [00:11:47] Speaker B: Like, he pulls off stuff that it's just, like, not. [00:11:50] Speaker C: It's impossible not to be impressed by. [00:11:52] Speaker E: He, like, gets height above. [00:11:54] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:11:54] Speaker E: The. Like, the top rope already. Like, it. [00:11:57] Speaker D: It doesn't look right. It doesn't look like what's a person should be doing. [00:12:02] Speaker E: Yeah. Gravity is optional with Kevin Knight. And it's. It's. It's great. It's great to see. [00:12:07] Speaker D: He's to. Jumping what Darby Allen is. [00:12:09] Speaker C: To hurting himself stupidly. [00:12:12] Speaker A: He just, like. I couldn't believe how high he got on that jump. Like, I've seen him do, like, these huge vertical leaps before, but, like, this was just nuts. All right, so Max. Max fights back with an irig. And he's gonna do something to the barricade because he takes the padding off. And I noticed this a lot on the show is whenever they do anything with the barricade now, ever since Kenny slipped a couple weeks back. [00:12:36] Speaker D: Yeah, they take it off now. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Because they do that later on, too. [00:12:42] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Comes off. [00:12:44] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:12:45] Speaker B: They have been doing a lot of [00:12:46] Speaker C: barricade spots lately, so it probably makes sense to be like, all right, let's [00:12:50] Speaker D: at least make this more feasible. [00:12:52] Speaker C: Yeah, let's. [00:12:53] Speaker A: Let's make this not super unsafe. So, like, Max is gonna do some kind of running attack at night. Night jumps from the. He's. He's pressed up against. Between, like, the. The barricade and then where the timekeeper's barricade is. So he jumps up to where Max just pulled off the. The pool noodle. On the timekeeper's barricade, Max misses, and then he hits a moonsault on the. Max. [00:13:18] Speaker D: That was cool. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Cool as. [00:13:21] Speaker E: Yeah. Yeah. [00:13:22] Speaker B: It's always inventing. [00:13:23] Speaker C: He's always doing, like, new, too. Some things I really like. [00:13:27] Speaker A: Let's see, they're back in the ring. They're fighting on the corner. Max gets a back rake, but Knight hangs him up into a tree of Joey Lawrence. And then he gets, like, his. I always call it that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. No, I'm stealing the tree of. Whoa. The tree of woe. Yeah, they always called it the tree of Joey Lawrence. [00:13:48] Speaker F: That's great. [00:13:49] Speaker D: Yeah, I Mostly. [00:13:51] Speaker A: All right, so he got some hung up on the corner and does his ghost. Makes it look easy. Coast to coast drop kick. [00:14:01] Speaker B: And like, it was crazier because when he does it, MJF is like, pulled halfway up. Like, normally the coast to coast, the [00:14:08] Speaker D: person's all the way down. [00:14:09] Speaker B: Like, their head is near the mat [00:14:11] Speaker C: and, like, you got the fall going from it. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Kevin Knight flew just horizontally all the way across and, like, barely dropped down to drop kick. [00:14:20] Speaker C: Max in the head. [00:14:21] Speaker A: It's nuts. It's just crazy. Like, he. I love the way they do it because usually when you see a coast to coast, it's. It's like I've said before, like, it always looks like they barely make it or they have. Yeah, they all shame it. Or like they have to add trash can or a steel chair to like. [00:14:40] Speaker D: Yeah, they have to have, like a little buffer or something to hit up the impact. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Right. [00:14:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:14:45] Speaker A: Night just trucks, guys. [00:14:49] Speaker D: I feel like Kevin Knight has to hold himself back. He doesn't need something to help read. He could probably go farther through them [00:14:55] Speaker C: if he wanted too. [00:14:56] Speaker E: Like, I can just do this. Incredible. [00:14:59] Speaker A: It's like, wait, you can just make that jump. You can't. [00:15:03] Speaker E: Yeah. You [00:15:07] Speaker A: all right? So Max is up. Night goes up for the UFO splash. And he actually gets it. [00:15:14] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:15:14] Speaker A: But at the same time as it's coming down, Max kicks Bryce Remsburg. Bryce acts like he just got shot in the back and just goes flying. Knight covers them for like, 13 count. They said. [00:15:30] Speaker E: Yeah, Yeah. [00:15:31] Speaker B: I think Bryce, like, landed on his [00:15:32] Speaker C: throat on the ropes or something because it looked like he was, like, selling his net. [00:15:36] Speaker A: He's very back into the left of him. [00:15:39] Speaker E: Commentaries were like, he can't see. I was like, the. He can't. Like, you can. [00:15:44] Speaker D: Who do you think getting hit in the neck doesn't make you blind? [00:15:47] Speaker B: Right? [00:15:47] Speaker E: Like, what are you. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So, like, he eventually recovers. The slowest three count I've ever seen in my life. Like, you. Like, I. I've seen. I've seen heel referees do faster slow counts. [00:16:00] Speaker E: Nick Patrick. [00:16:03] Speaker A: Nick Patrick was embarrassed by that. [00:16:06] Speaker D: It was like a 20 count. [00:16:07] Speaker C: Like, probably, if we're being honest, Patrick [00:16:10] Speaker E: needs to talk to you about subtlety. [00:16:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Knight wants another UFO splash. This time, Max gets his knees up. He gets it. Goes for the heat seeker. He gets it. Oh, yeah. Champ retains winner mjf. And that was a good little match. [00:16:27] Speaker B: I like. [00:16:27] Speaker E: It was so good. [00:16:29] Speaker B: It did a lot for Both guys like Kevin Knight. You got the visual pinfall. [00:16:33] Speaker D: Like he. [00:16:34] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:16:34] Speaker C: You know, for all intents purposes was illegal. It's presents him as a legitimate challenger. It wasn't like a squash on him or anything. And MJF is great when he gets to wrestle people who are good. [00:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:46] Speaker E: He pointed out that he is he. What was. [00:16:51] Speaker C: What. [00:16:51] Speaker E: What did they point out on commentary that he's only lost against championship holding or championship holder wrestlers. I just thought that was interesting. Like, that's kind of the caliber that he just kind of. He loses to. [00:17:08] Speaker B: Oh, you mean Kevin Knight. [00:17:09] Speaker E: Yes. [00:17:10] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. No, for sure. I thought you meant. Yeah, that's a. Oh, I got. [00:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah, they. [00:17:14] Speaker B: But no, they protected Kevin really well. Like he like said. You can tell they're invested in like [00:17:20] Speaker C: really making him a solid feature and, you know, making him show car. [00:17:25] Speaker A: Yep. Postmatch, Max dumps Bryce out of the ring again. He grabs the D diamond ring and he's gonna punch out Kevin. But here comes hangman Adam Page to distract him and Speedball Mike Bailey hits the ring behind him, kicks the out of Max in the face to. And then tends on his part. Tends to his partner. So a little bit of foreshadowing in all of that. [00:17:51] Speaker C: Yeah, they're doing. [00:17:52] Speaker B: They're building, they're laying some blocks down. [00:17:54] Speaker A: And then they don't really pause for anything. They go right to the next match. [00:17:59] Speaker B: It just straight transitions. [00:18:00] Speaker D: Yeah. So, yeah, I was like. [00:18:01] Speaker B: For some reason, it felt like there [00:18:02] Speaker D: should have been like a backstage segment or something there. [00:18:05] Speaker A: Yeah. That transition turns into like kind of the overall theme of the episode because I thought the pacing of it was weird. [00:18:15] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:18:17] Speaker A: It didn't blow. [00:18:19] Speaker B: I should say it now. I didn't love this Dynamite. [00:18:23] Speaker C: I didn't. [00:18:24] Speaker B: I didn't think it was bad. I just didn't think it was nearly as good as like the stuff that's [00:18:28] Speaker C: been going on lately. [00:18:29] Speaker A: Like, it was. It had good matches. Yeah, good matches. But like, I would not call it a great episode of wrestling television. Yeah. [00:18:39] Speaker B: I mean, Dynamite is one of those I like, whenever I talk about. There's such a high standard for Dynamites that even like a Dynamite I think is lesser is still better than like the best. [00:18:50] Speaker D: Monday Night Raw, to me, like. [00:18:52] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:18:53] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:18:53] Speaker C: It's. [00:18:54] Speaker D: Yeah. I'm not. I didn't not enjoy watching it or [00:18:56] Speaker B: anything like that, but I felt there were more kind of flaws and issues [00:19:00] Speaker C: than I have been going like. [00:19:02] Speaker B: I'd say this year, this is probably [00:19:04] Speaker C: my least favorite dynamite of 2026. But it's still like an 8 out of 10. [00:19:09] Speaker A: Right, right. It's like, it's just. [00:19:12] Speaker D: Yeah, it's early on. They can up a lot more. Tony Khan watching. [00:19:17] Speaker A: It really is a case of just like, the last several weeks have been, like, really, really high quality. And then like, there's a split lightly off week, and it's just like, oh, man. Like, you could really tell the difference. [00:19:30] Speaker C: I've seen a lot of people on [00:19:31] Speaker D: Blue sky online, like, they love this episode. [00:19:33] Speaker C: I'm like, didn't feel it all, so maybe might just be a thing. [00:19:37] Speaker A: But you guys have fun. Oh. Anyway, the next I'm gonna be a hater. [00:19:41] Speaker B: You, Tony Khan. [00:19:42] Speaker A: Speaking of being a hater, it's Orange Cassidy biggest haters with Darby Allen to take on the dogs Kindergarten ready. Gabe Kid and Clark Connors. [00:19:55] Speaker C: Yes. [00:19:55] Speaker D: Scamper and Gabe scampering today. [00:20:02] Speaker B: And I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew. [00:20:04] Speaker C: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey. [00:20:09] Speaker E: He missed his nap. He's feeling cranky. [00:20:13] Speaker D: We do this every week. And I genuinely like Dave Kid. [00:20:19] Speaker A: I can't unhear Kindergarten ready game, kids since Hampton [00:20:26] Speaker D: Clark Honors looks cool, though. [00:20:28] Speaker A: Clark Connors is awesome. And I. I do also want to say I like the tag team name of Just the Dogs. Like, really? [00:20:35] Speaker D: I don't like that's actually. [00:20:37] Speaker A: No, I like it. It's simple. It's just like, they're not like the war dogs. They're not like the bad dogs. [00:20:44] Speaker E: They're just dogs. [00:20:46] Speaker A: They're not. They're not the Dogs. They're the dogs with a wg. What the dog doing call himself the [00:20:56] Speaker D: Dogs and start coming out to the beast. [00:21:00] Speaker E: May I ask a quick question? [00:21:03] Speaker A: Yes. [00:21:04] Speaker E: So why do they want to kill Darby Allen? [00:21:08] Speaker C: Have you met Darby? [00:21:09] Speaker E: Like, is this a Mox assignment, like a death writer assignment? Or is this. [00:21:13] Speaker B: It's like going back and forth for a while. Because. Okay, yeah, I gave, like, was doing his mercenary thing with the Death Riders, right? [00:21:21] Speaker D: And, like, Darby was feuding with Mox and them. [00:21:24] Speaker B: And like, okay, yeah. It's also, I think, just a good [00:21:28] Speaker C: introductory feud for, like, Clark and Gabe to get more. [00:21:32] Speaker D: Right. [00:21:33] Speaker C: Yeah, like, well, like, these guys are good people. [00:21:35] Speaker A: It stems from during that Death Rider feud, Darby. Darby dragged Gabe in a body bag behind his truck through the streets of [00:21:46] Speaker C: Philadelphia, which in England, that's a big offense. I know that's commonplace in America, but you do that. [00:21:55] Speaker E: You're not allowed to do that in England. [00:21:58] Speaker A: And then. And then that they did that to him. So, like, yeah, Gabe's just very upset about that now. [00:22:04] Speaker E: I'm sure. Sure. [00:22:07] Speaker C: And he's a madman. [00:22:09] Speaker A: He's a mad. Or to say it for our. [00:22:13] Speaker D: He's a man who is mad. [00:22:15] Speaker A: He's a madman. Didn't it? And for our non British speakers, that means he's a madman, isn't he? [00:22:26] Speaker E: Okay, thanks. Because they were making. Yeah, they were talking. [00:22:29] Speaker B: It's been back and forth. [00:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:32] Speaker E: The dogs were like the mercenary group of the Death Riders. And I was just like, okay, so how is that how it ties in with RB Allen and. [00:22:40] Speaker B: Yeah. In the death. It was usually like when people would get hurt in the Death Riders. Like, I think when Pac was out for a while, they brought Gabe in a lot. Like, you mean, he was still a new Japan, like, exclusive guy, but he [00:22:50] Speaker C: was just doing like special appearances for aew. [00:22:53] Speaker E: Sure, sure. [00:22:53] Speaker C: He tended to run up on Darby a lot in those. [00:22:56] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:22:57] Speaker D: And Orange Cassidy is there. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Orange Cassidy is like Orange Cassidy. [00:23:03] Speaker D: I genuinely don't know where he fits in, actually. I don't. He's not even like really friends with Darby. Never really interact that much. [00:23:10] Speaker A: We'll definitely get to it because, like there's. There's a lot of. [00:23:14] Speaker D: I even think about that. I was like, wait, there's a lot [00:23:17] Speaker A: of War Dog stuff on here. War Dogs. Dog. There's a little to talk about. [00:23:23] Speaker B: We're gonna get into bullet club lore. [00:23:26] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. [00:23:27] Speaker D: Wait, wait. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Let's. Let's do the best. [00:23:28] Speaker D: Talking about. [00:23:29] Speaker A: Let's do the match first. [00:23:30] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, no, no, I know. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Yeah, let's do the match first. All right. So the faces attack right away as the dogs are making their entrance. And therefore we get pre match violence. So everything that happens is legal. [00:23:46] Speaker D: You would think it would actually be illegal, considering. [00:23:49] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:23:51] Speaker D: like, there's not a match going on. You're just assaulting each other. [00:23:55] Speaker A: Yes. There was a point. There's like a. There was a point where I thought, like, they're just gonna call this match off. Yeah. [00:24:01] Speaker D: I actually thought, oh, how like loaded [00:24:05] Speaker B: this card ended up getting. [00:24:06] Speaker C: I was kind of like, maybe they're just gonna do an angle or something. [00:24:11] Speaker A: Nope. So Darby's like throwing himself at Clark Connors until he misses. Gabe is fighting with Orange Cassidy. Like, they pull out the steel steps and Gabe just like puts him in like that front. [00:24:24] Speaker C: The front guillotine as the Brody King to him. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Yeah. He's hanging him there. And then he's gonna pile drive Orange into the steps. But Orange fights out. Unfortunately for him, Clark Connors has decided that this is the time to run up the stairs and spear Darby through the. The. The ring. The timekeeper's table. That's what it is. [00:24:50] Speaker D: I love that him and his girlfriend [00:24:52] Speaker C: use the same finisher. [00:24:54] Speaker E: Yeah, but this was. [00:24:55] Speaker C: That. [00:24:56] Speaker D: That looked great, though. [00:24:57] Speaker A: He. [00:24:57] Speaker D: That run up the stair. Like, he connected it. The Clark Irons is a beast. [00:25:02] Speaker E: I was so sick. [00:25:04] Speaker A: That was awesome. I loved it. Orange is dead for a little while as Gabe decides time to commit acts of violence to Darby Allen, which, like, you know. [00:25:15] Speaker C: Yeah, good. [00:25:16] Speaker B: And he is a madman, isn't it? [00:25:20] Speaker E: I mean, this is what they've been looking for, like, this entire time. So they're getting what they want to hurt Darby Allen. And he is. [00:25:29] Speaker D: I show up in aw locker room. That's like part of the deals. [00:25:34] Speaker C: Like, you get to hurt Darby at some point. [00:25:37] Speaker D: Yeah, exactly. If he's eating a sandwich, just hit him in the back of the head with a brick. [00:25:42] Speaker E: Darby in the head. He likes it. [00:25:44] Speaker D: That's how they got Tanahashi over for the cage match. [00:25:47] Speaker A: Exactly, exactly. The crowd is chanting peril at the dogs, which, like, good job. Well done. They are dogs. [00:25:59] Speaker C: I know that word in Spanish. [00:26:00] Speaker A: I know that word in Spanish. The Dugs. They're the dugs. That's how you say it in Scottish. The Dugs. Mimas Dougs. [00:26:10] Speaker C: The funnies. [00:26:13] Speaker A: No, no Dougs. [00:26:14] Speaker D: I'll stop referencing dog. [00:26:16] Speaker A: Everyone should reference Doug. But I'm talking about the dogs. The Dougs. All right, Gabe's doing. Gabe starts doing this thing where he's on all fours and he runs over and headbutts Darby. And I said, like, oh, he's had. He's headbutting him like a kitty cat. [00:26:33] Speaker D: Do that to me. When I'm doing my stretches, they'll come up and just, like, bump into me. [00:26:37] Speaker A: Like, yeah, like, I got the one cat here. When he does it, there's like an audible, like, stunk comes up here. [00:26:45] Speaker D: I used to. I used to have a chunker, and he would, like, throw himself into your legs, like, as hard as he could. And, like, he's probably almost £20 at one point. It would, like, take him out from under you. [00:26:56] Speaker C: Like, God damn. [00:26:57] Speaker E: Go for. Go for the legs. [00:26:59] Speaker C: Cat chat on wrestling. [00:27:01] Speaker E: It's a good crossover. [00:27:03] Speaker A: They do. They do this really crazy spot where, like, they sit Darby on the ring rope, like, in the middle of the ring ropes, not on the corner, in the middle of the ring ropes. And then I think it was Connor's just, like, runs at him as hard as possible, and Darby just Flips over, lands on his head and neck on the ring apron to the. [00:27:30] Speaker D: Nobody else would take that bump like that. Everybody else would just like roll past the like. No, he lands on the back of his skull. [00:27:39] Speaker A: The ghost of Misawa is like watching to being like, yo, man, too much. [00:27:43] Speaker D: Like, nobody even checks on him at that point. They're just fine. [00:27:49] Speaker E: As Mock said like a couple of weeks ago. Well, Darby Allen gets up to a whole bunch of stuff. [00:27:56] Speaker A: Wow. He gets up to all kinds. [00:27:58] Speaker E: That's just Darby Allen. [00:27:59] Speaker B: I mean, that's. We'll never say that Darby doesn't fight [00:28:02] Speaker D: bump huge like that is. [00:28:04] Speaker C: He bumps very well. And like, that's big part of his opinion. [00:28:09] Speaker A: I. I will say, like I've said before, he's good at wrestling, right? He's good at what he does. Good in wrestling. Yeah. [00:28:17] Speaker C: Just seems like a child and I get tired of this booking a lot of the time. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Yep. I am very bored with him otherwise. Anyway, back from commercial. [00:28:27] Speaker C: Sexy ass Connors. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Darby's trying to fight back against Connors and like they both remove their belts and Connor's got to give him a good old whipping. But Darby's uses his belt, trips him up, gets a hot tag, sweep the leg. [00:28:43] Speaker D: Yeah, inventive belt offense. [00:28:49] Speaker A: So the dogs kind of like have their backs to Orange Cassidy as he comes in and like he's doing his devastating kicks to the back of their. And they're just standing there. They slowly turn around. They're gonna. They. They. He ducks a clo. A double clothesline from him and then hits a double R to the both of them. [00:29:12] Speaker B: See, and that's. I like that when he does use the, the lazy kicks as like a way to bait people in for him to do, like. So it actually like psychologically makes sense. [00:29:22] Speaker A: Like he gets a crossbody. Yeah, he's. It's the, the whole like they'd be like, oh, he's doing psychology. He's getting in their head. And like, yes, he does. He actually does get into their head. [00:29:34] Speaker D: Yeah, he actually does. It's not just something they're saying to like, excuse away doing dumb wrestling. Like, he does actually like make that [00:29:40] Speaker C: work into the story of the match. [00:29:43] Speaker A: Even when his opponents are ready for it, like when it actually happens, they're not ready for it. [00:29:49] Speaker C: Yeah, he finds a way to do that later around, I expect. Yeah, no, he's Orange Cassidy. Good wrestler, always bad. [00:29:55] Speaker A: So Orange gets. Gets a big cross by to Gabe Kid and then he DDT to Connors, gets blocked. Then he does turn it into A beach. He tries to get into a beach break, but he basically somehow gets into a position so he can give a PK to Connors. [00:30:13] Speaker C: He's been laying those PKs in. That shit's been loud lately. I love it, Gabe. [00:30:18] Speaker A: Kid is still a madman in it and. But then he eats a stun dog millionaire. And a code red from Darby, who is not dead yet. [00:30:27] Speaker E: Just resting. [00:30:29] Speaker A: Just resting. Cassidy gets a big tope on Kid. Darby gets the diamond dust to Connors. Then he runs up, gives a coffee drop to both dogs, sends Clark Connors back in. He gets an orange punch. And the baby faces win. [00:30:45] Speaker C: Yay. It's a happy ending for it. [00:30:48] Speaker E: That coffin drop was so. I liked the coffin drop. I thought that was. [00:30:51] Speaker C: It's. [00:30:52] Speaker A: It's a great spot. [00:30:53] Speaker C: Like, it does look really cool, but [00:30:55] Speaker A: it does look cool. I can't deny it. [00:30:57] Speaker E: I mean, this is also the first time I've ever seen it. So, like, please pardon my. My name. [00:31:04] Speaker D: Four of these guys are really good, like at wrestling. Like, they. [00:31:08] Speaker B: I like that they're all slightly different. [00:31:11] Speaker D: Like, even Clark and Gabe do pretty [00:31:13] Speaker C: different styles and presentations. [00:31:15] Speaker A: Like, Darby and Orange are very similar, at least in size. But like, their personality and characters are so different. Like, even at the entrance, like they [00:31:23] Speaker C: wrestle or opposite styles. [00:31:25] Speaker A: Like, yeah, like Orange. Orange comes in and does his lazy thing. And then Darby comes in with his, like, yeah, high energy, like, intensity. And he like, he gives like Orange like a psych you up. [00:31:35] Speaker B: Listen to death Rock. I'm in a big coat. [00:31:38] Speaker A: He gives Orange, like the shove to be like, yeah, let's go. And like, Orange is like, come on. [00:31:45] Speaker D: It is fun. Odd couple, [00:31:49] Speaker E: super quick. It's Orange's 270th match. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he's the most they mentioned on commentary. He's the most tenured aew. [00:31:58] Speaker C: Like, he's had the most matches in aew. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Because workhorse, he wrestled every week. He usually does wrestle every single week. [00:32:06] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. Like, he's all barely ever injured. He's been out like a couple times [00:32:10] Speaker C: with injury over the course of aew. Like mostly just recently. [00:32:16] Speaker A: So the faces are celebrating momentarily until the debuting David Finley hits the ring with his chile. [00:32:27] Speaker D: Yeah, I had to look up how to spell sh. I'm gonna have to learn to do that for my notes. Uses that thing all the time. [00:32:34] Speaker A: I know I spelled it wrong as hell, but like, yeah, he shillelag the ever loving out of both guys. [00:32:42] Speaker E: Sure did. [00:32:44] Speaker C: He's my dog forever. [00:32:45] Speaker A: It is official. The dogs are all elite. [00:32:49] Speaker C: If they got the graphic before rj. [00:32:52] Speaker E: So quick question is. [00:32:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:55] Speaker E: So is David Finley a War Dog or just new from New Japan? [00:33:00] Speaker B: Well, the War Dogs were originally the. And what the Bullet Club became like. It was Bullet Club War Dogs, which [00:33:08] Speaker D: is like the big New Japan, one [00:33:09] Speaker C: of the big New Japan factions for a long time. [00:33:11] Speaker B: You know, he is fit. Finley's son. [00:33:14] Speaker E: Don't know who that is. [00:33:17] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:33:20] Speaker B: yeah, the Irish guy back in WCW in the 90s. [00:33:23] Speaker A: Oh, you're watching. [00:33:25] Speaker B: That's crazy. He's definitely been on early 90s. [00:33:29] Speaker E: Maybe C comes in later. I'm in 97 now. [00:33:32] Speaker A: He was. I guess I don't know what he was doing in 97, but he was definitely at 96 because he was interesting. [00:33:38] Speaker B: I thought he was there from like [00:33:39] Speaker A: the early 90s, like uncensored. 96 with that big stupid match. [00:33:45] Speaker E: Oh, God. [00:33:46] Speaker A: He wrestled Regal. [00:33:47] Speaker E: Oh, okay. Oh, God. [00:33:50] Speaker C: Yeah, he. [00:33:50] Speaker B: He wrestled Regal a lot. [00:33:52] Speaker A: Yeah, he was the Belfast Brawler. That was what he was called. [00:33:56] Speaker E: Okay, okay. [00:33:57] Speaker A: Go by fit Finley until I think he was in the Fed. [00:34:00] Speaker B: Yeah, he joined WCW in 96, so [00:34:03] Speaker D: you might not actually. [00:34:03] Speaker A: Yeah, you. [00:34:04] Speaker B: I. For some reason, I thought he was [00:34:05] Speaker C: in there much earlier. [00:34:06] Speaker A: I know we covered him on the Monday Pod at some point, but it might have been just me and Ella. [00:34:13] Speaker B: Anybody? [00:34:13] Speaker D: Yeah, if you've watched enough old wrestling too. [00:34:15] Speaker F: He. [00:34:15] Speaker D: But he wasn't like a super featured guy. But he was like the Irish wrestler of the 90s. [00:34:20] Speaker A: Like, and he had a shillelagh. [00:34:22] Speaker C: Yeah, he's for Hornswoggle. He birthed her on swaddle. [00:34:29] Speaker D: I actually think that is canon. [00:34:31] Speaker A: I think. [00:34:31] Speaker C: I think they came out of his butt. [00:34:39] Speaker A: That's right. [00:34:40] Speaker D: That's with WWE lore. That could be right. [00:34:43] Speaker A: Well, that could be where. That might be where leprechauns are. How leprechauns are. [00:34:46] Speaker B: They literally had a hand birthed out [00:34:49] Speaker D: of Mae Young's that turned into a [00:34:51] Speaker B: giant man sized hand. Like, I don't even. [00:34:56] Speaker D: Sorry. You have mute sneezing. It's very funny. [00:34:59] Speaker A: Yes. I muted myself so I could sneeze. [00:35:01] Speaker D: I know, like, no sound. Sneezing is very funny to watch. Just look like you were washing out for a second. [00:35:11] Speaker E: So long. No one but she can hear damn well. [00:35:17] Speaker A: It's gross. You want to hear me sneeze? [00:35:19] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:35:19] Speaker B: No, I mean, I'm glad you did it. [00:35:21] Speaker D: I'm sorry for the derail, but it just was very amusing. [00:35:26] Speaker A: Listen to me sneeze. Hey, big boy. [00:35:28] Speaker D: Yeah, that's gonna be on the Patreon. [00:35:31] Speaker E: Honestly, 25 podcast. [00:35:33] Speaker B: 25 minute podcast where we just sneeze through the entire thing. [00:35:38] Speaker A: Okay. [00:35:40] Speaker D: Numbers. [00:35:41] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. [00:35:44] Speaker C: There's probably sneeze weirdos out there. [00:35:45] Speaker B: There's every other. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure. I'm certain. I was like, sneeze in my mouth, big boy. [00:35:50] Speaker B: That is not a rabbit hole. [00:35:51] Speaker C: I would really want to go down. [00:35:57] Speaker A: Www.sneeze on my dot com. All right. So yeah, David, we're talking about. [00:36:05] Speaker D: This is not good CO protocol, by the way. Poor public health advice, if we're being honest. [00:36:16] Speaker E: Below the current CDC in the United [00:36:19] Speaker D: States, though, we have slightly more credentials than them. [00:36:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I would recommend making sure you have a sneeze if you're trying to [00:36:29] Speaker D: decide you practice what health advice to take between us and the cdc. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Probably us. [00:36:37] Speaker A: Put a sneeze guard on that dick sailor. [00:36:42] Speaker E: Call it the car wash before you sneeze it. No, we got to work on that. We got to work. Workshop that. No. Anyways. [00:36:51] Speaker A: Yeah. David Finley, all elite. [00:36:53] Speaker B: Yeah, David Finley is very good. [00:36:56] Speaker A: I. I thought he was like a lock for wwe. [00:37:00] Speaker B: Yeah, his brother works there. [00:37:04] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:37:04] Speaker B: Like, I don't know. [00:37:05] Speaker D: After you read the dirt sheets. But I don't know if you've seen enough. [00:37:08] Speaker B: But David Finley was like free agency came up in New Japan this year and he was a very hot ticket. Like everyone was kind of speculating apparently. What I saw is he got very lowballed by wwe. [00:37:20] Speaker E: Oh, of course. [00:37:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:22] Speaker D: Speculation that they wanted him to go to NXT where his brother is in [00:37:26] Speaker C: a faction with Brian Thoman Jr. And like a bunch of other second generation stars. And that sounds God awful. And now he can still work New Japan if he wants and he gets to hang out with Clark Connors and Gabes there too. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Yeah, that's kind of been WWE's M.O. like they've signed a lot of people to like deals to be like, oh, well, you know, it's your dream to come work here, isn't it? [00:37:48] Speaker B: We're paying Dan housing $2.3 million a year. [00:37:51] Speaker C: We can't afford you. [00:37:54] Speaker D: We're gonna make it back in merch. [00:37:57] Speaker A: Yeah, they are. [00:37:57] Speaker E: My job. [00:37:58] Speaker D: He's worth every penny. [00:37:59] Speaker C: Love that Dan. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Nobody's. Nobody's. Nobody's buying Dave Finley merch anywhere. [00:38:06] Speaker D: Sad but true. [00:38:08] Speaker A: I don't. I do not know what their contract status is. Well, I guess Connor is and Finley are done with New Japan. I don't know what they got. [00:38:17] Speaker B: No, they did the graphic and yeah, it seems like they're. Gabe's the only one that maybe I think Is. [00:38:23] Speaker D: But they did the graphic. The dogs are all elite with a [00:38:27] Speaker C: picture of all three of them. [00:38:28] Speaker B: So I got the impression that all [00:38:29] Speaker D: three are full time. [00:38:30] Speaker C: New Japan or not. In New Japan, they're all. [00:38:34] Speaker B: But that's kind of the deal with AW signing New Japan people and like seeming to get kind of preferential stuff [00:38:40] Speaker C: with that is because then New Japan can still use them. [00:38:43] Speaker D: Like Okada and Tanahashi would not have [00:38:45] Speaker C: happened if not for aew. [00:38:47] Speaker D: Like, if OKAD had gone to the [00:38:49] Speaker C: Fed, that probably would not have occurred. No, probably not. A lot of people are very pissed about this happening. But it's the Internet. Everyone's pissed about everything. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Everyone's mad. I'm mad. [00:39:00] Speaker E: Everybody should be mad. [00:39:03] Speaker A: Let's see, let's see. Go to the back. And Renee is with Mr. Bandido and they're talking with Andrade as well. And Andrade shows up and like, handsome overlord. It's a very attractive backstage segment in general, truly. [00:39:21] Speaker C: That is true. Yeah, they're all very pretty. [00:39:24] Speaker D: Even though I've never seen Bandido's face. [00:39:26] Speaker A: But yeah, we don't know about Bandido. [00:39:28] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:39:29] Speaker D: It could be like an old cartoon where he takes it off and it's just got like a huge, like honky nose and like buck teeth and like. Not that there's anything wrong with that. [00:39:38] Speaker E: It's just a gaping hole. [00:39:40] Speaker A: Yeah. What if he just has like a. A void? [00:39:43] Speaker D: It's just a. Yeah, just Uzumaki underneath there. [00:39:46] Speaker E: Just screaming. [00:39:48] Speaker A: That'd be creepy. Yeah. Andrade is just like, hey, you want a selfie? You suck. It wasn't. There wasn't like a lot to this promo. It was just like revolution. You. You suck. [00:40:03] Speaker B: You know, has said that he's like [00:40:05] Speaker C: a fan of Andrade and Andrade is big league in him and. Which makes sense. Like, that's what Andrade should be doing. As a cocky. [00:40:12] Speaker E: It's like, you want a selfie? [00:40:15] Speaker A: Both these guys rule. [00:40:17] Speaker D: It is a very funny bit. Asking if they want a selfie and then taking a phone call and walking away instead of taking the selfie. [00:40:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:40:25] Speaker E: Sorry, I gotta take this. [00:40:29] Speaker A: All right, so we very quickly go to our next match, which is the Brawling Birds versus the Debuting Inspiration. [00:40:38] Speaker C: It took me very long to train my autocorrect to spell inspiration with two eyes correctly spelled. [00:40:46] Speaker D: I had to do it like 10 times on this phone before it started giving me like the auto fill option for it. [00:40:52] Speaker A: I don't know if I should double capitalize the eyes or what. [00:40:55] Speaker D: I Do. [00:40:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:40:57] Speaker B: I think that's how it's stylized. [00:40:58] Speaker D: Like, it's not. [00:40:59] Speaker A: It's like Roman numeral 2. It's not like they're equal eyes. [00:41:04] Speaker F: They're both. [00:41:04] Speaker C: They represent the two Australian ladies. This was a while horrible voices. [00:41:10] Speaker A: So we had the, the Australian ladies versus the British ladies. Burling birds. [00:41:16] Speaker E: It was the battling Birds versus, Or I'm sorry, the. The Austin Powers versus Fembots, as my friend Megan put it. And I was like, yeah, honestly, like, oh. [00:41:31] Speaker A: So yeah, they, the, the brawling birds come out and they're very British and then the inspiration come out and they do like this sexy little dance and pose in the ring. They're just like, we're going to keep dancing. And they start playing the music again and the birds are like, actually, no, kill them. I. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, they just killed them. I don't, I don't know that. I can't tell. It was a square. [00:41:54] Speaker D: Yeah, this was. There's no debate on it. [00:41:57] Speaker A: There's no debating it. I, I don't know. They got, no offense in. I don't know which inspiration is which. [00:42:05] Speaker C: No, I don't either. But I enjoy their shtick. [00:42:09] Speaker E: Same. I wrote the same thing. I was just like, I'd love to see them in a match version. They don't just get on. [00:42:15] Speaker B: Like, I'm sure, I'm sure they're going to be building just like they, you don't feature them like this work like they're comedy jobbers at this point. But like as you get them like [00:42:26] Speaker C: built up more and more, I'm sure there'll be a fun story tell. Like these girls are very entertaining people. They're very funny. [00:42:33] Speaker A: Yeah. The entire match was just the, the birds do these like they did double chops in the corner and they seemed really mean about it. [00:42:41] Speaker D: They really blended in thick. Yeah. [00:42:44] Speaker E: Double chop, double stomp. [00:42:47] Speaker A: They do the, the double sandwich spot in the middle of the ring and they do this good bit where like each member of the inspiration is looking over the other one's shoulder and they're just like, oh. And then they die. [00:42:59] Speaker D: That was good. [00:43:00] Speaker A: Yeah, they do two birds, one stone with one of the inspiration on the ground and one of the inspiration getting the clothesline and double pin. That's all it was. It was possibly an uncomfortable squash. It was like, oh, no. It killed those ladies. [00:43:20] Speaker B: But I mean that's. They're trying to get the Brawn Birds over as like the, the bruising, like [00:43:25] Speaker C: hard hitting team of the women's tag Division. [00:43:29] Speaker B: This is them. They're fleshing out the women's tag division, [00:43:31] Speaker C: which I think is a very good thing. [00:43:33] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna. [00:43:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I'm not. Yeah. It's like they're. They're. The. They're. If Steven Regal and Dave Taylor were ladies comedy jobbers. [00:43:42] Speaker B: Have a place. Yeah. Like, it's great to have annoying ass [00:43:46] Speaker C: heels that people love to see get beat up. [00:43:49] Speaker D: Like, that is a good thing in wrestling. [00:43:51] Speaker C: That's fun and the. [00:43:53] Speaker D: The inspiration are very annoying. [00:43:55] Speaker A: How did Max Caster get over after everyone literally wanted him to go away and die? Yeah. [00:44:00] Speaker D: He became the most obnoxious version of himself. And it got behind it because it was. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Was fun to watch. [00:44:06] Speaker D: Yeah. Yep. [00:44:07] Speaker B: I support this people. [00:44:08] Speaker C: Another thing people on the Internet about. I support the signing. I think it's a good one. [00:44:12] Speaker B: I'm glad Chris Jericho's gone so Tony [00:44:14] Speaker C: Khan can sign 30 million people. It's fun on my TV all the time. [00:44:19] Speaker A: There's no better way to get over or no easier way to get over than to be a lovable loser. [00:44:25] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:44:25] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, Good point. [00:44:28] Speaker C: Rodney Dangerfield defense. [00:44:31] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:44:32] Speaker A: Anyway, do you like squash or Tenacious. [00:44:34] Speaker E: Anyway. [00:44:35] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I know. [00:44:39] Speaker D: Goddamn pumpkin farm with all the squash we got going here. [00:44:42] Speaker E: Oh, my God, I have so much in my freezer. Are you sure you don't want to take some home with you? [00:44:48] Speaker C: I do enjoy squash. [00:44:49] Speaker A: Squash soup. [00:44:51] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:44:52] Speaker A: Hangman page versus. I didn't hear the guy's name. I think his last name. [00:44:56] Speaker C: I thought he was. [00:44:57] Speaker B: I think it was Marty Snow or Marty Stone or. You really don't want to Hangman page it there with some guy whose name is Marty S. Something, because it just. [00:45:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, no. I. I thought about that for a second. I was like, oh, is this. Is this sending a message to another. [00:45:13] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:45:14] Speaker B: So I think it was Marty Snow [00:45:17] Speaker C: is what I heard. [00:45:18] Speaker E: Yeah, it is Marty Snow. Because I. I watched it again because it literally. I blinked and it was over. So. And they announced it once he, like, flexed in the corner. They were like, yeah, Marty Snow. [00:45:30] Speaker D: He didn't even get a graphic. [00:45:31] Speaker A: I didn't think. [00:45:31] Speaker D: It just said his name. [00:45:33] Speaker E: There was no. And there was nothing. [00:45:34] Speaker D: It was weird out investing in a chiron for you, Marty. [00:45:38] Speaker A: You don't get. Basically, the bell rings. [00:45:41] Speaker E: Lariat and go home. [00:45:44] Speaker A: The bell rings. Hangman kicks him in the face. Buck shots him. That's it. That was. [00:45:52] Speaker B: It could not have been more than 10 seconds. [00:45:55] Speaker E: No. Yeah. I was the Jordis squash Yeah, I [00:45:58] Speaker D: mean, it made the match before look like a 60 minute Iron Man. [00:46:02] Speaker A: Like, I am. I'm actually curious now how long that match went. [00:46:06] Speaker E: Yeah, I. The only shorter match I might have ever seen was in 96 where like finally Jerry Lawler gets DDT'd by Jake the Snake Roberts. After. After Lawler talks about his alcohol alcoholism for like six weeks and he just shows up, ddts him, and then walks out. [00:46:28] Speaker D: That was incredibly shitty angle. [00:46:30] Speaker E: Yeah, it was. It was super shitty. Yeah, you guys got out at a good point. [00:46:36] Speaker B: You see, that's what I'm saying. Like about earlier where I was like, even with this being like lower on the side of modern, like recent Diamond Spring, it is still so much better [00:46:44] Speaker D: than so much other wrestling that existed. I would watch this over anything like from the mid-90s. [00:46:51] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. I'm sorry to say twice on Sunday. [00:46:53] Speaker A: The first Raw I watched for Ella's other project was. Had a Isaac Yakum match. [00:47:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:01] Speaker E: Oh, my God, yes. Dds. [00:47:04] Speaker A: That was terrible. [00:47:06] Speaker B: I looked at one of the ones I watched, had a 1, 2, 3, [00:47:09] Speaker C: kid versus Hayabusa on it. Like, that was really good. [00:47:14] Speaker B: Like J. Saki, whoever he was called [00:47:17] Speaker C: in wwf, the guy with all the like inked text on him. [00:47:21] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:47:21] Speaker A: Yes. [00:47:22] Speaker D: It was still. It was like six minutes. But it was like the best thing on that Raw. And I was like, they actually wrestled. [00:47:27] Speaker C: Cool. [00:47:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:28] Speaker C: I like you. [00:47:29] Speaker D: I was gonna hate it, but I [00:47:30] Speaker C: love you, Sean Waltman. My homie Xbox. [00:47:34] Speaker A: Anyway, that squash match, sorry, that's all of your incarnations. [00:47:40] Speaker D: I support them all. [00:47:41] Speaker C: Sean Walman. [00:47:42] Speaker A: That squash match was 10 seconds long. [00:47:45] Speaker D: Lightning. [00:47:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:47] Speaker E: Yes. [00:47:48] Speaker A: And his name was Marty Snow. Marty Snow. [00:47:52] Speaker C: No, he's a big coke dealer. [00:47:54] Speaker E: Oh, God, huge. [00:47:55] Speaker A: That. [00:47:56] Speaker B: That would be a gimmick. [00:47:56] Speaker D: He could be the new key. [00:48:01] Speaker E: Want a bomb? [00:48:02] Speaker D: Call it Marty Snow. [00:48:03] Speaker E: Yeah, just do bombs all day. [00:48:08] Speaker D: They call them. They call them Bunny Hills in Marty Snowstown. [00:48:15] Speaker E: Skiing. [00:48:15] Speaker B: Hangman. [00:48:16] Speaker A: Whatever happened to drugs? [00:48:17] Speaker E: Bunny Drug is funny. [00:48:21] Speaker A: Incredible. All right, so anyway, Hangman puts his coat back on and grabs a mic because he's. And he's gonna make this short. He already did. [00:48:28] Speaker C: Yep. [00:48:29] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:48:29] Speaker A: He has put his whole future at stake to do what his parents should have, what Max's parents should have done, and teach him a lesson. He's got basic. [00:48:38] Speaker D: Also should have beat the out of Max. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Yeah. He's got a basic human conscience, but not in Texas death. He's gonna rip and tear until it is done. You're the world champion though, right? So that doesn't Scare you? You want to punch a guy on the head with the ring, come out and fight right now. Max actually does come out and says, didn't you see what I did to your boy? Bad enough I gotta listen to you at the press conference next week. Oh boy, we get a press conference segment next week. [00:49:08] Speaker C: Town hall. Town hall. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Town hall. And then Kyle Fletcher Okada and Mark Davis appear from the side hatch and attack him from behind. Is this collusion? Probably. And then jet speed run out to make the even the odds. And the heels run to the entrance ramp and bring up Dick Slit Jones. It's Don Callis. [00:49:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:32] Speaker D: Oh, Pre come had himself. [00:49:33] Speaker E: He's Super Satan coated like the roiling dark pink cloud. [00:49:39] Speaker D: I do love the music. Yeah, just the music. That's just an ominous low note. [00:49:43] Speaker B: Just [00:49:46] Speaker D: like a giant flaming head. [00:49:49] Speaker E: I hate Don Callis. I hate how good of a heel he is. Like, he talked about the trio being greedy and I nearly lost my shit. And I was like, that's what he wants you to do, huh? [00:50:04] Speaker B: Okay, like later on. Dark House is good though. He's good at putting over the people [00:50:08] Speaker C: that like, he's healing against. Like, yeah, when he does commentary later, he's constantly like, complimenting people. [00:50:15] Speaker E: Yeah, absolutely. [00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. Heels get on commentary in aew. That is something that they know to do because, yeah, when they win, it makes them look better. [00:50:29] Speaker D: MVP was always good at that too. [00:50:30] Speaker C: He was always very like, oh yeah, [00:50:32] Speaker B: no, he's a great athlete. [00:50:32] Speaker C: We're just much, much better. [00:50:34] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:50:34] Speaker A: Hu. [00:50:35] Speaker C: I also think that Don Callis has Lance Archer who looks like a genie henchman once more. [00:50:39] Speaker A: Huh? He was. He's very. He's gooding it up. [00:50:45] Speaker D: Yes, he is. That's my man. [00:50:49] Speaker A: He's also being a good henchman. [00:50:52] Speaker B: He really does. He looks like the kind of dude like the main character in a shitty [00:50:55] Speaker D: directed DVD action movie would beat up before getting to the main bad guy. [00:51:00] Speaker E: Yes, 100%. [00:51:01] Speaker D: You got the sunglasses and like the jeans that don't fit and like a tank top and. [00:51:06] Speaker E: And the hair and braids. [00:51:08] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:51:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:51:10] Speaker A: That's what differentiates him from the other henchmen. Like, he's slightly taller, he's got dumb hair. John Wick. [00:51:18] Speaker D: That's what makes him the Dragon minute [00:51:21] Speaker A: before he gets to kill the bad guy. Anyway, yeah, Don Cal Dick is here. He doesn't see champions. He sees three entitled millennials. [00:51:33] Speaker E: Jesus. [00:51:34] Speaker D: Fired, I guess. [00:51:36] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. [00:51:36] Speaker D: Got. Got me. [00:51:40] Speaker A: They have the trailer titles. [00:51:43] Speaker B: Millennials are 40 now, Don. [00:51:46] Speaker E: Get off my nuts. [00:51:48] Speaker A: I have the most entitled 48 year old title to a future. [00:51:51] Speaker D: That is true, yes. And I have a bit of a [00:51:54] Speaker A: bunk, but entitled to these nuts. Where was I? Oh, right, yeah, they have the Trios titles, but they want Okada's international title and Fletcher's TV title. Well, here's what Don wants on Collision. Jet Set Rodeo had said they'd defend anytime, any place. Well, the place is the paso and the time is the main event as Jet Set Rodeo versus Mark Davis, Kyle Fletcher and Kazuchika Okada. And the belts will belong to Don Callis. [00:52:30] Speaker B: And this something else I didn't particularly like. I'm sorry, but it's like, why would Tony Khan do this? Like one third of the trio's champions just had a world title match to start the show. Why not? Like even if you're making this match, why are you doing it tonight? [00:52:46] Speaker D: Like. [00:52:47] Speaker A: Yeah, he did say that. [00:52:47] Speaker C: Right? [00:52:47] Speaker A: Like that Tony Khan. [00:52:49] Speaker B: Yeah, Tony Khan approved it. Like he's Don Gal says Tony Khan set the match. And like it sucks too because like they're setting up the women's title match [00:52:57] Speaker D: to be the main event. [00:52:58] Speaker E: Like which there's two main events. [00:53:03] Speaker B: Yeah, there's no such thing as a double main event. Whatever match goes on last is the main event. [00:53:08] Speaker C: Like that's what the main event is like. [00:53:11] Speaker D: I'm so. [00:53:12] Speaker A: Boo. [00:53:12] Speaker B: So yeah, see that's what I'm. There's just more little issues in this episode. [00:53:17] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:53:18] Speaker A: Yeah. And like this entire segment itself, like you had the back to back squashes. [00:53:23] Speaker B: That was weirdly format. Yeah. [00:53:27] Speaker A: Segment too. [00:53:29] Speaker B: There was really no reason for Hangman [00:53:30] Speaker C: to have a squash match. [00:53:31] Speaker E: Yeah. Why not just come out and have [00:53:33] Speaker C: a. Yeah, grab a light. [00:53:36] Speaker A: They could have easily set this up earlier in the show. Like when Hangman came out after Max's match. They could have very easily set this up then. And then had this match basically in the middle of the show. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Now it kind of sucks too that [00:53:53] Speaker D: like the story of the trio's title is how nobody cares that they have it and are all just going for other stuff. [00:53:59] Speaker C: Like. [00:54:00] Speaker E: But here's the thing I am wondering based on like this, are they trying to really put in like the ops thing, Are they trying to push trios teams again? [00:54:10] Speaker B: It does seem like. And with Finley with the Dogs, that's a trio coming in. It seems like they might be building that. I hope they are. I wish. [00:54:20] Speaker C: They suck. [00:54:21] Speaker A: I'd like them to, but it feels like every time they do this, the [00:54:24] Speaker B: app's gonna be back. Once they're done recruiting The OPS are coming back. [00:54:30] Speaker E: One person will join. Anthony Bowens will. Sorry. [00:54:33] Speaker A: We'll talk about the OPS in a little bit because there was some exclusive content that was not on the episode. And I don't wanna. I don't want to leave. I don't want to have our hook watchers leave them hanging. But, yeah, like, the. The. The. The pacing was very weird, and, like, this is kind of where, like, it really went off the rails. [00:54:53] Speaker B: But anyway, Ozzy opens back, though, which is cool. [00:54:58] Speaker A: That was the silver lining. Is Davis and Fletcher together again. [00:55:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Love it. [00:55:03] Speaker C: And protocol and the protocata, I'm always gonna say. [00:55:13] Speaker A: All right, Renee is having a sit down with the young Bucks and ftr. FTR is late. Stokely kicks Renee out of her seat. Brandon Cutler's there, and it's basically. Yep. DAX says that the three best teams of the millennium are the Briscoes, the Bucks, and ftr. [00:55:32] Speaker B: We have little glass dax, which is [00:55:34] Speaker C: my favorite type of Dax now. [00:55:36] Speaker D: Like, I love his little library. It just makes him so much more fun. It's like you drew them on an egg. It's funny to me. [00:55:46] Speaker E: It reminds me when Arne Anderson would come out with glasses on. [00:55:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:49] Speaker D: There's something about, like, bald tough guys, like, wearing, like, little formal. [00:55:58] Speaker A: Yeah. They said nobody cares about accomplishments except FTR has beaten the Briscoes and the Bucks. I don't know which Jackson it was. He's like, who cares about that? You made it personal. But you know what? [00:56:11] Speaker D: I normally can tell them no, this time I couldn't. Like, normally I'm pretty good at keeping track, but for some reason, I don't. [00:56:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't give a. They're not people. [00:56:20] Speaker B: To me, they both just. [00:56:21] Speaker D: They both yell the same thing. [00:56:23] Speaker A: They're a Jackson. They're buck. They're a buck. Buck one, buck two. [00:56:29] Speaker E: I mean, do they even really need names? They're so distinctive. [00:56:34] Speaker A: Like, Matt is the worst name. Like, who would name anybody? [00:56:37] Speaker D: Matt and Nick are, like, the most generic, like, white dude names. [00:56:39] Speaker A: They're terrible. Like, everybody. My. Every dude my age is named Matt and. [00:56:46] Speaker C: And Jackson. Yeah. Yeah, I know a lot of mats I during school. [00:56:53] Speaker A: I'm mad about this for reasons that might be obvious. Think about it hard enough. What else? All right, so, yeah, they made this personal because they went after the young Bucks family, and they're gonna beat the out of them at Revolution. No, we're gonna touch malachite. We're gonna beat the out of you in your hometown of LA in front of your Family. [00:57:20] Speaker C: Yeah, we're from Rancho. Come on. [00:57:23] Speaker E: So you know mom's getting DDT'd. [00:57:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I can see Papa Buck getting involved. [00:57:30] Speaker C: He likes. [00:57:30] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's probably been practicing for it. [00:57:35] Speaker B: And they were like, if Malachi comes [00:57:36] Speaker D: back and just butts up, busts out like six, 30 splashes and like, it would just look like he does now. That'd be amazing. [00:57:44] Speaker A: They've got to have Malachi do something anyway. [00:57:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:57:47] Speaker A: The young bucks get very hostile and Cash says, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys can't control yourselves. But so. But we can. So we're going to remove ourselves from the situation. And then they punch Brandon Cutler on the way out. [00:58:03] Speaker E: Just like there's no contact, no non contact clause with this guy. Smashes in the head. [00:58:09] Speaker C: Yeah, you brought your stooch to this. [00:58:10] Speaker D: We're gonna hit him. [00:58:12] Speaker C: Happy to see Brandon Cutler back with the bucks, though. That feels right. [00:58:16] Speaker A: Yep. That's where the he belongs for his stooging cameraman. [00:58:20] Speaker C: For the bt. [00:58:22] Speaker A: As. As weird. As much as I say that this episode had weird pacing. We just go right into the next match as we have our continental title eliminator match. A match that every time they announce a continental title eliminator, it makes everybody on Blue sky act up. Because it's always like, holy. Thank you for this one. [00:58:41] Speaker C: They're great. [00:58:42] Speaker B: It's the weekly mox banger. Like, it's that sub 15 minute, like, [00:58:46] Speaker C: spot the orange cast they used to have, like, where just every week they're [00:58:49] Speaker D: going to give him like a new opponent. [00:58:51] Speaker C: You're really excited to see. [00:58:53] Speaker A: It's Jan Maxley versus Yo Soy Hat. She said, oh, I didn't blow out the mic, did I? I don't think. [00:59:04] Speaker B: No, no, no, you didn't. [00:59:05] Speaker E: You did. [00:59:06] Speaker F: Good, good. [00:59:06] Speaker C: You restrained yourself. [00:59:08] Speaker E: Yeah. Good call. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Yay. All right, Marina's leading Mox out into the arena and she's daring Tony Storm to make her laugh. [00:59:16] Speaker E: Renee, that's the Tony she's talking about. [00:59:19] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, There's a few Tonys in the companies. She is pissed at Shivani. Yeah, Tony, we're all pissed at Shivani. [00:59:32] Speaker B: Stupid again. Tony, your clothes aren't bright enough anymore. [00:59:36] Speaker D: Shivani. [00:59:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't find. [00:59:38] Speaker E: Listen, I. I [00:59:41] Speaker C: thought who you think [00:59:43] Speaker E: she meant, so I thought she meant like it was Tony Khan by fitted in this weird way. Like, Tony, hey, book me somebody that will make me laugh or. Or give me right, but I mean, like, obviously I fit it. [00:59:59] Speaker D: No, give me some give. [01:00:00] Speaker B: That makes sense. [01:00:01] Speaker C: No, I got you. [01:00:01] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. But I. Yeah, she makes a lot more sense. [01:00:06] Speaker A: She is still technically feuding with Tony Storm. [01:00:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:09] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:00:11] Speaker A: Renee does her ringside rundown to, like, kind of do the tail of the tape and the story. She points out that Mox has basically run a gauntlet of, like, the best of the Don Callis family in, like, the last month. And they're basically wearing him down before his match with Takeshita at Revolution. [01:00:33] Speaker C: A common but fun wrestling story. [01:00:35] Speaker A: Hatchisero is cool as. [01:00:39] Speaker C: Okay. [01:00:40] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:00:40] Speaker A: I love. I love his entrance. [01:00:42] Speaker D: I say that music is dope. [01:00:44] Speaker C: I'm actually saying the chat. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Yeah, very cool. [01:00:48] Speaker C: Like, it's. [01:00:48] Speaker B: He's one of those dudes where he's a great professional wrestler, but he has [01:00:51] Speaker C: such a fun presentation to go along with. [01:00:53] Speaker E: It sure does. [01:00:55] Speaker A: Let's say they start out, and right away Tony Schiavone says to go down on your knees in front of Jon Moxley. You're not afraid of him at all. And I was like, what? I mean, yeah. [01:01:14] Speaker D: That was the line Marina Shafir was asking for. [01:01:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Make me laugh, Tony. [01:01:20] Speaker D: All right. [01:01:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:23] Speaker E: So she's got one laugh from one Tony, at least. [01:01:26] Speaker A: I mean, she made. He made me laugh. God damn. You can't. You can't say that. You can't say that on TV. [01:01:35] Speaker E: Not in 2026, babe. [01:01:37] Speaker A: Not in Texas. It might be illegal there. [01:01:39] Speaker D: Yeah, this is the seventies anymore, Shivani. [01:01:43] Speaker E: None of this queer in our town. This wrestling got to be heterosexual. [01:01:50] Speaker A: Is that one of them gay things? [01:01:55] Speaker D: I don't think so. He meant it like that at all. [01:01:57] Speaker E: No, he didn't. [01:02:00] Speaker D: Grappling and [01:02:03] Speaker A: fear of the Lord. Get down on your knees in front of mocks and pray because he's got that hog. [01:02:11] Speaker E: Listen, I like. [01:02:14] Speaker A: I like Mox. I don't know. We'll see. I've never seen it, so who knows? Woof. Basically, they. They start with their grappling. So you have, like, Mox's death jutsu versus Hechisero's Yahve. [01:02:29] Speaker D: Have you all seen the video of [01:02:30] Speaker C: Renee talking about how Moxley pronounces wolf like. [01:02:34] Speaker A: Woofs. [01:02:35] Speaker D: Yes. Now every time, he's like, if I keep catching it, it is so funny to me. [01:02:42] Speaker E: Woofs actually say it the same way. [01:02:48] Speaker B: I never thought about it. Like, yeah, yeah. [01:02:50] Speaker C: No, it might be a. Yeah, Midwest accent thing. [01:02:52] Speaker E: I was meeting one of my partner's friends for the first time, and he was like, are you saying woof? And I said, yeah, woof. [01:03:02] Speaker A: Ella's here. [01:03:05] Speaker E: Hi, Ella. [01:03:07] Speaker A: He immediately killed her by talking about the Wolfs. [01:03:11] Speaker F: There's a pack of wolves. [01:03:13] Speaker E: The wolves. [01:03:13] Speaker B: Yeah. They are adorable. [01:03:19] Speaker D: Her just giggling about it is, like, the funniest thing. And him getting, like, a little ticked off. [01:03:24] Speaker A: I love. I love that. That whole video. I'm so glad Matthew posted that. Yeah. All right. Mox does, like, wavy arms at Hechisero to make fun of them. [01:03:35] Speaker D: That was fun. Yeah, I like that. [01:03:37] Speaker A: Hatches there responds by choking the. [01:03:41] Speaker D: Yeah, they both did each other's stuff. [01:03:43] Speaker E: Yeah. I'm gonna steal your bit. [01:03:49] Speaker A: They. They're kind of even in power at the start, and that's kind of fun. Out. The Paso loves Hatchy Sarah, though. Yeah, everyone loves Catchy Sarah, but, like, down by the border, I guess they are. [01:04:04] Speaker B: Yeah, it makes sense. I actually don't know where El Paso [01:04:07] Speaker F: is in Texas is the Paso. [01:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:04:11] Speaker D: Yeah, [01:04:15] Speaker F: it very much is on the border. I think that's probably what. [01:04:19] Speaker C: Okay. [01:04:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it's the Paso. [01:04:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Makes sense. [01:04:23] Speaker A: Let's see. Hechisera is like, punch a Mox in the corner, and then mox caters, like, 10 punches by biting a Hatchy Sarah's hand and then punches him in the face. [01:04:33] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:04:35] Speaker A: He works a cross arm breaker on Mox and then gets a diving elbow from the top. Go to commercial. Sits Mark down, mocks down at the cup chair, and then gives him a running boot. Excalibur says sometimes all it takes for Mox to start bleeding is a strong breeze. Yeah, because I guess he was bleeding. I did. I guess he was bleeding from him. No, Excalibur. [01:04:59] Speaker E: She was wondering if his nose. If his nose was bleeding. [01:05:03] Speaker A: A strong breeze. [01:05:04] Speaker F: The man likes to bleed. [01:05:06] Speaker E: He does. [01:05:07] Speaker C: He loves your forehead. [01:05:09] Speaker A: Checking the format sheet, I don't know if he's supposed to blame. [01:05:12] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:05:17] Speaker D: Renee kissing his forehead before bed. And it just starts. [01:05:20] Speaker A: It would be weird to blade again. Like, it's also not weird for Mox to blade. [01:05:27] Speaker D: Their house is just covered in plastic everywhere. [01:05:30] Speaker A: Yep. [01:05:32] Speaker E: Protection. [01:05:35] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:05:35] Speaker D: Keeps the cave in a bubble. [01:05:38] Speaker C: Just spray on, like, it's carry. [01:05:40] Speaker E: I have quick question. I get the impression that Mox meets other his opponents on the wrestle on, like, the plane and the type of. Type of wrestling that he wants, they want to present to him. And then just. [01:06:00] Speaker C: I felt like that was. [01:06:01] Speaker E: Anyway. [01:06:02] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:06:03] Speaker B: This was him, like, trying to go [01:06:04] Speaker C: technical for technical with. [01:06:06] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:09] Speaker E: And I just. I just love that where he's like, yeah, I can be a big old bruiser. We can, like, do the chops, but I can do these holds in these [01:06:17] Speaker C: pins, you know, pinning Combo mocks is [01:06:22] Speaker F: one of my favorite moxes. [01:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:25] Speaker A: That was actually my notes. [01:06:26] Speaker C: Steven Regal's babies, [01:06:29] Speaker E: Stephen Regal mocks. Really? [01:06:32] Speaker F: Before the Death Riders were the Death Riders, they were the Blackpool Combat Club. As in William Steven Regal. [01:06:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:40] Speaker D: And he was like, yeah, it's the right one. [01:06:44] Speaker F: Yeah, Steve. Well, Hampter would know. [01:06:46] Speaker D: I just call him Lord. Lord. [01:06:48] Speaker F: Yes, Lord. [01:06:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:51] Speaker E: You said Regal and I know. [01:06:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:06:53] Speaker B: No, he was like a regular part of a. Aw. For like a long time until he. [01:06:57] Speaker C: Well, not super long time, but for [01:06:59] Speaker B: a regular time, like a month. [01:07:00] Speaker A: And then he lied about somebody being. Die. Dying at the. He went to the Fed. Yeah. [01:07:07] Speaker B: Well, I think it was Tony Khan's mom had had a stroke and apparently Regal, like, Tony was really like, bro. [01:07:15] Speaker D: And this is all dirt sheet stuff. [01:07:16] Speaker C: You know, who knows how true this is? [01:07:17] Speaker D: But apparently Regal kind of like went and played because Regal's kid works for wwe. [01:07:23] Speaker C: He's Charlie Dempsey in nxt. And Regal was like, I want to go work the place my son is and spend time and be with my family and stuff like that. [01:07:33] Speaker D: Just recently had a family tragedy. [01:07:35] Speaker C: He was like, yeah, I understand. [01:07:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:07:40] Speaker C: That's Scuttlebot. I don't. [01:07:42] Speaker F: I feel like that's only nefarious if you're the kind of piece of. Who thinks that everyone would do that. [01:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think. I honestly don't even think Regal probably have. [01:07:51] Speaker D: That was like his like a scheming of like, oh, there was a tragedy. Let me swoop in. [01:07:56] Speaker F: My contract. My contract's up and I want to go hang out with my kid. [01:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it's coming up soon. Yeah. [01:08:01] Speaker D: I wanted to do this, so I'm not. [01:08:03] Speaker A: He wasn't there that long is the thing. [01:08:06] Speaker B: I think he was there for like a good year. [01:08:08] Speaker C: Like. [01:08:08] Speaker A: No, no, he was only on set most. I'll. I'll do. I'll look that up afterwards. Yeah. He was not there that driving. No. [01:08:19] Speaker B: I could do a journalism real quick. [01:08:20] Speaker C: I'm curious. [01:08:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll keep driving. Yeah. You were talking about how Mox Mox meets his opponents on the field that they want to get into. And that's kind of. That's exactly what he was doing with Hechy Sero. So, like, Hechy Zero is he's trying to grapple with Hechy Sarah and Hachi. Sarah has counters for every single thing that Max throws at him. Yeah. [01:08:40] Speaker B: He debuted in 2022 and he left in March of 23. [01:08:44] Speaker E: Oh. [01:08:45] Speaker B: Because Blackwell Combat Club wasn't like around that Whole time. [01:08:50] Speaker C: But he was part of like TV and stuff and was on commentary. [01:08:55] Speaker A: Yeah, in 2022 though. [01:08:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:08:59] Speaker A: When in 2022. [01:09:00] Speaker D: Oh, March of 2020. [01:09:01] Speaker B: Sorry, March of 22. [01:09:02] Speaker C: And then he left. [01:09:05] Speaker A: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, fair enough. [01:09:09] Speaker B: I got a fact checked after I [01:09:11] Speaker C: got queer baited by Mark Davis. [01:09:14] Speaker E: After you. [01:09:20] Speaker D: After that, I'm now. I am now like deep into journalistic integrity. Foreign. [01:09:33] Speaker G: Journalistic integrity, huh? Well, editor Piper here to really set the record straight on William Regal in his AEW tenure. Yes, he did debut in March of 2022. However, he parted ways with the company at the end of December 2022, returning to the Fed in January of 2023. A contract clause led to him being a unable to appear on TV for a full year, leaving him off air until January of 2024. He spent more time off WWE TV than he spent on AEW TV. If you're gonna be a journalist, Jeff, at least get your facts straight. Back to you, you Jabroni Marks. [01:10:15] Speaker E: This is totally understandable. [01:10:18] Speaker D: That was my scare moment. [01:10:22] Speaker E: You're come to George C. Scott moment regular. [01:10:26] Speaker A: Yeah, regular Woodrow and Bernstein over here. All right, so. All right. Heh. Actually has Mox in a choke on the ropes. And then Mox. I don't know how Mox got him up on top of the ropes, but he works it into a cutter. [01:10:46] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. [01:10:46] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:47] Speaker A: Which was pretty sick. [01:10:48] Speaker E: That fit that expression when he realizes when he. What he can just do. Tony pointed it out and it was true. He was like the light bulb literally went on over his head. [01:11:00] Speaker B: Knox is an underrated, like, facial expression [01:11:03] Speaker C: guy in the ring. [01:11:04] Speaker B: Like, he really sells like you. He does those like, I kind of [01:11:08] Speaker C: intangible like projection things that work really well. Like, Billy Stark's really good with that too. Like for some wrestling. [01:11:13] Speaker A: Like. [01:11:13] Speaker C: Oh, their face tells the story. He does a good. Yeah, yeah. [01:11:20] Speaker A: Mox. Mox's legs get caught up in the ropes and then Hechicero just like wrenches down on them in like the most nasty looking way possible. [01:11:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:29] Speaker A: And then he heads up top to hit something else. And Max somehow finds it within him to get a superplex and works a real. It's like Max gets him down. He works a real naked sleeper on him. Catchy. Sarah Rose rolls through, gets his own sleeper. Now they're just like. They're like 10 minutes in and they're just doing chain wrestling in the middle of the ring and it rules. [01:11:51] Speaker F: Yeah, no, I. I was just all in on this entire thing. I was just like, this is this is all I needed this to be. And. And do. Have we gotten to the point where he hatch then does something that I just. [01:12:08] Speaker E: No, not yet. [01:12:09] Speaker C: Okay. [01:12:09] Speaker A: All right, coming up. So Max works across armbreaker. Hechicero fights out, gets in. I don't know what he calls that leg submission. [01:12:21] Speaker D: He does the falling leg grapevine thing. [01:12:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's so sick. [01:12:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:26] Speaker A: Disgusting. [01:12:27] Speaker B: I've seen some other indie guys do that too. [01:12:29] Speaker D: It's like, I love it when they, like, lock in the submission. [01:12:32] Speaker B: Like, literally throw their bodies down. [01:12:34] Speaker C: It looks so brutal. [01:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:36] Speaker C: Like, oh, oh. [01:12:38] Speaker A: They. They. They're both up at their feet and it's time. And now Hachi Sarah's, like, decides that he's leaving his realm. He's going into Mox's realm. So they go into the strike exchange. [01:12:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Straps are down, titties are out. [01:12:51] Speaker B: It's Wednesday night. [01:12:53] Speaker A: Wednesday night, titties are out. And then Hechy Sarah just hits that gigantic kick to the head of Mox. Yeah, it has nasty. Mox gets a. Mox gets a lariat and he's looking for this. [01:13:07] Speaker D: He gets him when he's duck walking. He hits him with the. [01:13:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:13:11] Speaker A: He's doing the. Knox is like, no, that guy. [01:13:26] Speaker F: Oh, my God. Yeah. And they just chicken wings. Rocky Romero for no reason. Like. [01:13:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Or does. It doesn't chicken wing. Anyway. Yeah. All right. This is the part that Ella wants me to talk about, I think. [01:13:41] Speaker F: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. [01:13:44] Speaker A: He counters the Death Rider, and then Hetchy Sero works this. Like, he. He does, like, this crucifix leg capture thing with his. His legs. He's. He's like, trapped Mox's arms. His legs are behind his head. And then he does a gator roll within this, like, this awkward position. [01:14:04] Speaker B: I just saw an NJPW did their fantastic Mania match. [01:14:08] Speaker C: Hedger Sarah was on that, and he [01:14:09] Speaker B: did that move and Walker Stewart called [01:14:11] Speaker C: it, and I can't remember what it's called, but it's so cool looking. [01:14:14] Speaker A: Oh, it does have a name. I saw somebody post it. [01:14:17] Speaker F: Yeah, it just looks like it would kill me. Like, it's just like, okay, yeah, no, that's a good way to end my life. Like, just. Jesus Christ. Mox. [01:14:31] Speaker C: Mox's neck led into gold. [01:14:33] Speaker F: Like, what? [01:14:34] Speaker A: Right? Like that was. It was nasty as hell because the, like, the way he does it, it wasn't just like, usually when they do these. These okana rolls or gator rolls or anything, it's like, it's very clean. This looked like it's Very impactful onto his neck and head. Yeah, just. [01:14:53] Speaker F: And just like [01:14:56] Speaker A: head on. [01:14:56] Speaker D: Every. [01:14:57] Speaker F: Every time he turned a corner, just smacking his on the head. [01:15:00] Speaker A: I was like, God damn. [01:15:04] Speaker F: Ow. Oh, someone. Someone on blue. On blue sky called it a hetch, a roll. And I was like, that's. That's an orb shaped sushi that you ponder before eating. [01:15:19] Speaker E: I see it referred to as a spin cycle, but I don't know. [01:15:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a little like. [01:15:29] Speaker E: That's. [01:15:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I feel like it needs. [01:15:30] Speaker B: Jeff Cobb had a move called the [01:15:31] Speaker C: spin cycle too that was like a spinning. [01:15:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:15:33] Speaker C: Power slam. [01:15:34] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, this is aew. Yeah. [01:15:39] Speaker C: It's not on Reddit. It's not true. [01:15:40] Speaker A: Oh, spin cycle might be. Oh, no, because the other one is the mad. The mad. [01:15:45] Speaker D: No, but that's not actually the Mad doctor bomb. The, the spinning thing into the backbreaker is they like his move names. I get very confused on. [01:15:54] Speaker A: I don't think anybody knows what any of his moves are called. [01:16:01] Speaker G: Oh, nobody knows what they're called. Well, if you Jabroni journalists did about five seconds of research, you would have figured out it's called the El im Brujo cone hero or the spell with a twist. A variation on his El im Brujo submission move. God, do I have to do all [01:16:16] Speaker B: the work around here? [01:16:18] Speaker G: Back to you. Marks. [01:16:24] Speaker D: Like Zack SA Jr move names that are just ridiculous. [01:16:29] Speaker A: Anyway, he does all that. Yeah. Just gets up and flips him off and dumps him into the ropes. [01:16:38] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:16:42] Speaker A: From his knees very loudly on camera. Flips off Mox. [01:16:48] Speaker E: You. Yeah. [01:16:52] Speaker D: That was really cool though. I like that. [01:16:54] Speaker A: That was nice. Just a big defiant you box hits the death rider. That's all. [01:17:00] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. [01:17:02] Speaker A: Wins goes over to the camera, calls Don Callis a. Takeshita, comes out to check out Apache Sarah and then stare down with Mox as they go to commercial. He points at the revolution sign. [01:17:24] Speaker E: Yeah, [01:17:30] Speaker B: Like I said, kind of with this whole episode, not. I didn't think it was as great [01:17:33] Speaker C: as it could have been though. [01:17:35] Speaker B: Like, this was good, but I still just. [01:17:39] Speaker C: I don't know. Like I said, maybe this whole episode was just a little off on, but I feel like you could have done like five minutes more. Got like a. It never really got past second gear for me. [01:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I think they could do it. They could definitely run that back with a little bit more. [01:17:55] Speaker E: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if they do. [01:17:57] Speaker A: Yeah, there was. There was a. There was some stuff. There's some stuff coming up that we could have cut and. Cool. [01:18:07] Speaker B: Now I had a 20 minute overrun again. [01:18:09] Speaker C: Tony Khan. [01:18:11] Speaker A: Yep. [01:18:12] Speaker C: Sorry to complain about more wrestling, but, [01:18:14] Speaker A: like, yeah, like, there. There were flow issues, and, like, I think some of the flow issues could have been solved by having some of the matches go longer. So Brody comes out. So that whole segment ends. Brodie comes out with the mic and he calls out, swerve. Yeah, there was one guy. [01:18:34] Speaker D: There was one dude. Yeah, yeah, this. Like I said, this crowd. Okay, so what we're talking about with this crowd. [01:18:41] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:18:42] Speaker F: We're in El Paso and they're like, yeah, no, we'll kill you. [01:18:45] Speaker A: I guess. I guess the Passo might be. They might be kind of nervous about that kind of attention. [01:18:51] Speaker F: Yeah, [01:18:54] Speaker A: let's just not talk about him here. [01:18:57] Speaker F: Yeah, well, we just. [01:18:58] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like. [01:18:59] Speaker F: I'm just not saying it out loud. Yeah. [01:19:03] Speaker D: That doesn't excuse the booing. [01:19:05] Speaker C: Kevin Knight, though. [01:19:06] Speaker A: That does not. [01:19:09] Speaker D: Yeah, that doesn't fit. [01:19:10] Speaker F: How dare you. [01:19:11] Speaker C: How. [01:19:12] Speaker E: That doesn't pass the vibe test. [01:19:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:14] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:19:15] Speaker A: So, yeah, Bernie says he could stand on the table and talk for half an hour about how dangerous he is, but why don't you let me prove it? Come out and I'll show you. So Nada comes out with his embassy towel. He's like, are you sure you want to go through this, my friend? You want to go down this rabbit hole? Birdie demands. He comes out anyway. So, of course, Swerve comes from behind with the chain, hits the house call, and he hangs Birdie with the chain because, again, he learned it from his boyfriend. [01:19:48] Speaker B: I still don't. I feel like Brody could have just stood up, like. [01:19:52] Speaker E: Yes. [01:19:53] Speaker B: Because they hang. [01:19:54] Speaker A: Yeah, but he got kicked in there. [01:19:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's in the ring. It swerves on the outside of the right, like, under. [01:20:00] Speaker A: He got kicked in there. [01:20:00] Speaker E: Yeah, he could have just got. He could have just gotten on his. [01:20:03] Speaker B: Yeah, he did just get a house [01:20:04] Speaker D: call right before, I guess. [01:20:06] Speaker A: Yeah, he got kicked in, so he's woozy. [01:20:09] Speaker C: Okay, sorry. I'm standing up for the fed tonight. [01:20:16] Speaker A: Stand up. [01:20:17] Speaker D: Stand up for wwe. [01:20:19] Speaker A: Stand up for wwe. [01:20:22] Speaker E: Sit down. [01:20:23] Speaker A: God, that meme was great. I missed that. So, yeah, Swerve tells him a hit dog is gonna holler. So this is how you chain up a dog. He sent a message to Kenny, and now if he's gotta send it, now he's gotta send it to him. It's one thing to say you're dangerous, it's another thing to actually be at Seaweed Revolution. By the way, he hung a man in la, too. [01:20:48] Speaker F: Yeah, that was some Good. [01:20:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:52] Speaker B: I hope they do make their match. [01:20:53] Speaker C: Like a dog collar match or something like it would. [01:20:56] Speaker B: That's for being the theme of, like, who's the most dangerous person in aew. Like, it. [01:21:02] Speaker D: I feel like some kind of stipulation [01:21:04] Speaker C: that really, like, knocks it up. It's been a while since we've had a dog collar. [01:21:07] Speaker A: It's been a long ass time since you had a dog. [01:21:09] Speaker C: Has aw. [01:21:10] Speaker F: Had ever had like a last man standing. Like, like, basically like the full 10 count. [01:21:16] Speaker B: Well, they deal with. Yeah. Roderick Strong and Chris Jericho had a [01:21:19] Speaker C: surprisingly good plasma standing match. They've had a few. [01:21:23] Speaker A: All right. [01:21:24] Speaker D: It's not a stipulation they. No, it'd be a good one, though, [01:21:26] Speaker B: because it's not a stipulation they use [01:21:27] Speaker C: very often at all. [01:21:28] Speaker A: They don't use it much because they kind of like Texas death kind of has the same rules. [01:21:35] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:21:35] Speaker F: Yeah. Well, I was gonna say. Well, proper. Yeah. Proper Texas death is. [01:21:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:21:41] Speaker B: And they got anarchy in the arena, [01:21:43] Speaker C: which is like a spin off of it. [01:21:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:45] Speaker F: Yeah. Well, my understanding, because I'm pretty sure proper Texas death is. Yeah, yeah, pin them and then the tank out, basically that like, that's the actual Texas death match rule. [01:22:02] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:22:03] Speaker F: And what's. What's crazy about that. All right, here we go. Here's me being my old timey girl. What's crazy about that is then you get like, Dory Funk Senior and Ted DiBiase's dad going three hours in Texas death. [01:22:18] Speaker E: Jesus God. [01:22:20] Speaker C: That would be quite nice. [01:22:22] Speaker A: That's. Yeah, that's a bit of an over. [01:22:25] Speaker F: Papa Deebs ended up dying of a heart attack in the ring. [01:22:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:33] Speaker E: You know what, I wonder? [01:22:33] Speaker A: What? That's how we wanted it on that show. [01:22:38] Speaker E: Got it. Please, no. [01:22:40] Speaker A: All right, let's keep going. We have. [01:22:42] Speaker E: Oh, can I mention real quickly, Excalibur says, what's Swerve's plan here? When he's trying to strangle Brody King to get death. And I was like, it's murdered. [01:22:55] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looks like he's trying to kill him, I think. [01:23:00] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:23:02] Speaker E: He. He came here to murder him. What is he playing here? [01:23:06] Speaker D: What's his game here? What is he. What's he playing at? [01:23:09] Speaker E: What is this psychological game? Murder you [01:23:15] Speaker C: the back. You're just trying to kill him. Okay. Yeah. [01:23:20] Speaker A: All right, so we go to a. A death threat is promo. Danny Garcia is just like, going on and on about, like, Don Callis family keeps picking fights that can't win. [01:23:31] Speaker C: Danny's yelling. [01:23:33] Speaker A: Wheeler Yuta takes his hat, his Hood off so we can all see his bald ass head. He kept the beard. Losing his hair was the darkest moment of his career. But the Death Riders had his back and they've prepared him for war so he can keep going. The people who care about him have his back. [01:23:52] Speaker B: He looks like those toys where you get the pen. Woolly willy where you can move the [01:23:57] Speaker D: beard up out of their head and. [01:23:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's what. No. [01:24:04] Speaker D: Aw. Needs to make woolly, woolly Woolly Wheeler. There you go. [01:24:10] Speaker E: Oh, my God. And you know that's old or it's got to be public domain by now. [01:24:15] Speaker D: Oh, I'm sure. [01:24:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:24:16] Speaker D: That seems like something dude on Coke in the 80s came up with and, like, wrote it out on a napkin. [01:24:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Woolly wheel. I like it. [01:24:26] Speaker C: Yeah. Hire me for your merch department. [01:24:30] Speaker A: Let's see, Marina. Marina gets there and she tells Tony Storm to make her laugh and then shoot from the hip. [01:24:46] Speaker D: That genuinely caught me off guard when she said, [01:24:53] Speaker A: I guess we're allowed to say. We're allowed to say tonight. Yeah. [01:24:59] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:24:59] Speaker A: The box one I thought was by accident, but yeah. [01:25:03] Speaker F: In the ring was beeped on hbo. [01:25:06] Speaker A: Oh, it was. [01:25:08] Speaker B: Oh, really? [01:25:08] Speaker F: Oh, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't hear it. [01:25:10] Speaker B: No, apparently only. Only Europe can't hear that word. [01:25:13] Speaker A: Australia. I was on the Australian server for my. My VPN and she called him a. [01:25:19] Speaker D: Yeah, no, the apparently fight kept the in tr. [01:25:24] Speaker A: Kept the head. [01:25:26] Speaker D: I have no idea. That's so funny. They censored it in America. [01:25:30] Speaker F: So you hear. You hear that? Super conservative over owner of hbo. You don't like, like some sort of gay. [01:25:39] Speaker D: He does listen to this show, I'm sure. [01:25:41] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:25:42] Speaker A: What are you woke as the only [01:25:45] Speaker D: person who listened to us? What are you gay? [01:25:48] Speaker A: They must be woken gay if they [01:25:50] Speaker B: don't, like, stop canceling cartoons, you dick. [01:25:54] Speaker C: Like, you don't like. [01:25:56] Speaker F: You're listening to the trans riffling show. [01:25:59] Speaker D: Put Infinity Train back up somewhere. What are you doing? [01:26:03] Speaker A: Put it right on. [01:26:06] Speaker D: This is becoming the Yelling at Billionaires podcast. Which makes sense. [01:26:10] Speaker A: There's more of this promo. So Moxley just says, like, everybody is a joke. That's the baddest dude CMLL has. Nobody's willing to go as long or as far as us, the Death Riders, but Takeshita does. He and Takeshita will go as long and as far and possibly as hard [01:26:28] Speaker D: as it takes to call everybody punk asses, too. [01:26:33] Speaker A: Yep. [01:26:33] Speaker D: Yeah, they're all podcasts. [01:26:35] Speaker A: They're all podcasts. They're all a bunch of sobs. [01:26:43] Speaker D: I do really like these Death. [01:26:45] Speaker B: These Death Rider, like, group promos they do now where everybody just gets these little, like, mini rants and stuff. I think it's a really fun way [01:26:52] Speaker C: to display, like, all their first. [01:26:53] Speaker B: I think Daniel Garcia has been getting [01:26:55] Speaker C: over great with this stuff. Like. [01:26:56] Speaker B: Yeah, just giving him a chance to, [01:26:58] Speaker D: like, go off real quick for a minute or two. [01:27:00] Speaker C: Like in the form of a group, he actually fits in. Looks very well for them. [01:27:05] Speaker A: They all have this. Their own, like, little style that they bring. Like, Danny, like all, like, the passion and like, all the heart. And then Pac is just like, why are you gonna make us hurt you? What is. What's wrong with you? [01:27:18] Speaker E: Why are you so stupid? [01:27:20] Speaker D: Claudio's in the background lifting, like an old school barbell with one hand. [01:27:25] Speaker A: Marina is there to just call somebody. [01:27:31] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:27:33] Speaker D: Rambles about. [01:27:34] Speaker A: Wolves. [01:27:39] Speaker E: Don't. [01:27:40] Speaker A: Woof, woof, woof. Oh, man. Oh, crap. There was a women's. Hey, there's another match next and it's [01:27:49] Speaker B: the first of our main events. [01:27:51] Speaker A: Yeah, our homemade event. Remember how New Japan made a whole, like, long term storyline about Naito being pissed that they made him a co main event at Wrestlekin? [01:28:03] Speaker D: It's literally like, yeah. What created Lij? [01:28:07] Speaker E: I think. Yeah. I think that's what Tecla should do, honestly. [01:28:10] Speaker A: Yeah, she should make Laj. [01:28:12] Speaker B: I was really stoked at first. When I'm like, oh, they're. When that. When like, the men's world title match was the first match, I was like, oh, that means they're giving the women's the main event. That's awesome. Good job, Tony Khan. [01:28:22] Speaker A: It's like, this was. [01:28:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:28:24] Speaker A: No, this was genuinely. I really, really. [01:28:28] Speaker B: Don Callis asked me not to, so I did. [01:28:31] Speaker A: They really, really, really could have had this match. [01:28:35] Speaker C: The doesn't care about women. [01:28:37] Speaker A: The trio's match could have been in the middle of the show. That's all I'm saying. [01:28:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:42] Speaker D: Or on collision. [01:28:44] Speaker A: Like, where it would have made Oron collision. [01:28:47] Speaker F: But, like, yeah was all that. [01:28:50] Speaker A: Just didn't need the disappointing bad. [01:28:54] Speaker F: You know who's not just bad? [01:28:57] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:29:00] Speaker A: Rules challenge. God, the more tea gets, the hotter she is. And I like it. [01:29:10] Speaker F: I am so in lesbians with Teotihuacan. And like, it's. It's bad, y'. [01:29:18] Speaker A: All. [01:29:19] Speaker C: It's bad [01:29:23] Speaker A: after. [01:29:23] Speaker F: Okay, so, like, so I'm skipping ahead. I don't care. You can't stop me. So she at one point does the spider superplex and then like, curls herself back up and then just makes, like, sexy faces at the crowd and shit. And I. I passed out. [01:29:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:53] Speaker F: I assume that the rest of the show is great because I passed out. [01:30:01] Speaker A: Depends. So, yeah, they bell rings, they get in each other's face and they talk thunder. Rosa just clocks Tekla and then just drags her around the ring, hit her in her under every corner. [01:30:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:20] Speaker A: As they say, like, where the crowd [01:30:23] Speaker B: just didn't seem that into. And like, thunder Rose is, like, clapping and she's, like, really trying to, like, [01:30:28] Speaker C: get people going with it and stuff like that. [01:30:30] Speaker A: And she should have, like, the home field advantage here. Like, she can. Yeah, she's like, from that flag. She's from Texas, right? [01:30:35] Speaker B: That's what they were. Yeah, that's what they were playing. Yeah. [01:30:38] Speaker E: Well, it's so funny because the. The side of the ring she was on, I think was clearly family. Like, she. She. When she came out, she hugged a woman in pink. I'm assuming like a sister or a friend or whatever. And also skipping ahead slightly, but, like, she goes to jump up on the barricade and a gentleman helps her up. So, like, I think she was playing specifically to that point of the cloud crowd. [01:31:04] Speaker A: But, like, yeah, I have. [01:31:07] Speaker B: She's from Tijuana. [01:31:08] Speaker A: I guess I have a theory that I will talk about after I finish the match. Gotta keep driving. Of course. [01:31:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:31:18] Speaker D: Was it about JFK assassination? [01:31:21] Speaker A: I have. I have so many things about that. [01:31:26] Speaker D: None of those are going on the air. [01:31:28] Speaker A: Go read the Department of Truth and you'll know what happened to jfk. [01:31:33] Speaker C: Still alive on Tupac Island. [01:31:36] Speaker A: I know he's dead, but Lee Harvey Oswald is working for the government. [01:31:41] Speaker E: Yeah, he would be. [01:31:44] Speaker A: No, but it's complicated. We'll, you know, subscribe. [01:31:47] Speaker D: Yeah, that's a. Yeah, that's a. That's a whole different show right there. [01:31:52] Speaker A: Yeah, we should do that on the show Patreon. We should just, like. Like here. What's your favorite? I do a conspiracy theory. [01:31:59] Speaker D: I'll do a conspiracy. [01:32:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Episode. [01:32:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [01:32:03] Speaker C: I thought about Lemurians and Atlanteans. [01:32:06] Speaker A: Let's talk about Moo. The island of Moo. All right. So, yeah, thunder's just. Thunder's, like, all over thecla on the start, trapping the sh. Over on the outside. Hits a crossbody from the barricade. She remembers to take the pool noodle off again. Everybody's remembering that. Good job. [01:32:25] Speaker D: Whoever was like, gets me. [01:32:29] Speaker A: It is. It's a pool noodle. I don't know what else to call it. [01:32:31] Speaker D: Yeah, no, it. [01:32:32] Speaker A: Jaylyn, is. It's a pool noodle. So Rosa gets on the apron and blows a kiss to the crowd and [01:32:40] Speaker D: big dude helps her up and it is adorable. [01:32:42] Speaker A: It was cute. [01:32:43] Speaker D: He's trying to be very respectful about doing it. [01:32:48] Speaker A: And then Techa kicks her in the face. [01:32:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Right? [01:32:52] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:32:57] Speaker A: I write down this should have been the main event because it's very good. Tekla was really good. Had, like a really good long heat segment. Just. Yeah. Beating the holy hell out of Thunder Rosa. Like, Thunder Rosa had like pigtail braids and like, she tied them both up in the. And the ring rope and was just pulling on them. It looked mean. [01:33:19] Speaker E: Sick. Toxic. [01:33:22] Speaker A: Toxic. [01:33:24] Speaker E: She. [01:33:25] Speaker A: I love her. I love her. Like, yeah, I like that. She. She did the. The thing where she. She grabs the jaw and, like, pulls. [01:33:33] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:33:34] Speaker A: And I'm glad this is just like a regular part of her offense now because now she's doing like. I don't know if she was doing it before, but she does the arm. She does the arm capture so it looks like a cross face. Yeah. [01:33:47] Speaker C: No, it's such a brutal move. [01:33:49] Speaker A: Like, they could call it the bedwell. I don't know. [01:33:53] Speaker D: Yeah, let's not do that. Because they're liberal cowards. [01:34:03] Speaker A: Yeah. The Woke Mind virus. [01:34:09] Speaker D: Join us on our conspiracy Theory episode. [01:34:12] Speaker A: Conspiracy Theory episode [01:34:16] Speaker D: Info Ultimate Warriors. [01:34:18] Speaker A: Oh, God, That's terrible. [01:34:25] Speaker B: We're doing it. [01:34:26] Speaker A: We're doing it though. That's. [01:34:29] Speaker F: That's just Infowars, Baby [01:34:34] Speaker D: K. Fave wars. [01:34:37] Speaker A: Oh, let's see. Rosa makes a short comeback, but Tecla catches her, gets her in that rope capture head scissor, which is just cool as hell, the way she just hangs there and just. [01:34:51] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:34:51] Speaker A: Stares at the camera with like, yeah, I'm going to murder this. Yeah. Yep. And then she does that split where she lets her go like, oh, my God, Clark Connors. No wonder he's so fit. He's got to stay that way to keep up with this. [01:35:09] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:35:09] Speaker B: It does seem like to me similar [01:35:12] Speaker D: dynamic to Juice Robinson and Toni Storm, where it's like, the dude's pretty crazy, but the lady is nuts. [01:35:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Nobody. [01:35:24] Speaker F: He's kind of. He's kind of a ham. He's married to the entire pig. [01:35:29] Speaker D: They're characters. They're. Yeah, but no, they're married to cartoon characters. [01:35:34] Speaker F: Yeah, exactly. [01:35:37] Speaker E: It. [01:35:37] Speaker F: Which is like, to me, that's what that says about Toni Storm is the fact that Juice Robinson isn't the cartoon character in that relationship. [01:35:45] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:35:46] Speaker F: It's wild. [01:35:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So that was. Now she's just paw tinked under Rosa to get back up and slapping her. So Rosa does It gets a stone cold stunner in Texas, Texas, Texas style. The Paso stunner gets a double knees in the corner and then she does that nice hesitation drop kick. With Tekla seated in the ropes, Rosa goes to the top, Tecla meets her, they sit down and they trade elbows. She does that spider superplex, does her creepy back bend pose. [01:36:25] Speaker B: Genuinely. Like that is such crazy core strength. [01:36:28] Speaker C: Like that is. [01:36:29] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [01:36:31] Speaker F: Oh, my God. [01:36:32] Speaker E: Those elbow exchanges were so like that glow just got in. [01:36:38] Speaker D: Give us the togi Makabe, huh? [01:36:41] Speaker A: Now here's the thing. We mentioned that the crowd sucks for this match. The crowd sucks for this match. Like, they really do. They are like this. These women are beating the out of each other and working really. Goddamn. [01:36:59] Speaker B: Why this whole show real, like, it's [01:37:01] Speaker C: such an overarching thing for me, where it just made stuff not hit as well because it's like this match, like Moxie and Hitchero and even like the first and world title match to start. We're all good matches, but I just said if people had been really like, into them and going off, it seems like it could have been much cooler. [01:37:16] Speaker A: The crowd was bad. Or maybe the crowd was poorly miked because audio issues in aew. That's. Either way, it did no favors to like how it came off on tv. It did not look good. [01:37:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:32] Speaker A: I mean, the match looked great. Crowd looked boring. [01:37:35] Speaker B: They were working hard. [01:37:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:37:37] Speaker A: So, yeah, Tea does her. Her back bend pose, hits a big [01:37:41] Speaker D: spear El Paso on going back here. [01:37:44] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:37:50] Speaker A: God. Tekla couldn't get the win there, but she pulls her up and just starts punching. Thunder Rosa in the face. She wants to curb stop. She misses Cutter fire Thunder driver. But it only gets two. Rosa with big scream, runs in to try and get another driver. Misses spear. Curb stomp. Two curb stomps. That's all Tekla retains. [01:38:21] Speaker F: Yeah, I. I love you, Thunder Rosa, but that's not any happening. [01:38:26] Speaker B: No, Taco, [01:38:30] Speaker A: I think, I think that's. That's part of the problem with this match. And it was also a little bit of a problem with the world title match was nobody thought the champ was losing. [01:38:44] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:38:45] Speaker A: There was like, there's much less investment if there's not a chance of the challenger actually being able. [01:38:53] Speaker B: You had to save all the surprise. [01:38:55] Speaker C: The surprise juice for David Finley. [01:38:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, that's actually. You make a good point. What if the surprise juice for Finley is juice and we get fin juice? [01:39:10] Speaker C: I do miss Fingers. That was a very fun tag team Juice. Yeah. I'm excited to see what they do, I think. [01:39:16] Speaker A: Anyway, Chris Statlander makes the save as the Sisters of Sin and Tekla are gonna try and murder Thunder Rosa. [01:39:25] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:39:26] Speaker C: Look like Terminator. [01:39:27] Speaker A: Yeah, she looked like Sarah Connor in Terminator, actually. [01:39:34] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. Yeah. [01:39:36] Speaker E: It also gave, like, Metal Gear Solid vibes. Yeah, I get what you're saying, Sarah [01:39:40] Speaker B: Connor, but yeah, yeah, the glass. [01:39:43] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah, Definitely secret. [01:39:49] Speaker C: She's no longer an alien. She is now from the future. [01:39:52] Speaker A: Yes. Because anybody could have seen what was gonna. What was coming with this. Anyway. Yes. Tekla hits another curb stomp and then heads for the hills. I do like that security guys being [01:40:05] Speaker D: like, I'm gonna give one more file you. [01:40:07] Speaker C: And just stomps Rose's head real quick. And then she's out. [01:40:10] Speaker E: You gotta. That's her job. [01:40:14] Speaker A: Tackle rules. I love her. Thunder Rosa was awesome in this. She kind of deserved better from the crowd, I think. Yeah. [01:40:23] Speaker B: I think this was at the end one point. [01:40:25] Speaker D: Te, like, after she leaves, like, the ring, she, like, yells at the crowd, [01:40:28] Speaker B: like, this is the era of tax sick. [01:40:31] Speaker C: I was like, so cool. [01:40:34] Speaker F: Drown me in it. Like, just. Jesus, she scares me. Like, her. Her entrance frightens me. Like, I love her, but she scares me. Like, like, it's cool. It was always cool when Bray Wyatt did the spiderwalk thing where he, like, pushed himself up, you know? But in, like, this match at this point, she just snaps herself down into that position so fast and so hard that it, like, breaks my mind. Like, what the Jesus. [01:41:15] Speaker A: I cannot fathom it because. All right, so whenever I'm staying with my partner in Japan, I do yoga with her. And, like, I've been trying to, like, work on back bends, which is that. That she does. I can't do it. Of course, I can get farther than you would think, like, a big, fat trans woman like me could get. But, like, yoga, and she makes it look easy as it's so. [01:41:43] Speaker E: The. [01:41:45] Speaker A: So horrifying. Horrifying flexibility. [01:41:48] Speaker D: That's why little boys do that in the dojo for 10 hours a day. [01:41:54] Speaker E: God, talk about core strength. [01:41:57] Speaker A: Or strike Jones. Of course. Right. Chains. Oh, God. All right, so there's, like, somehow murder [01:42:08] Speaker F: me with your abs, Jones. Yeah. I don't know how, but just. We'll find we can get crazy figured out. [01:42:16] Speaker A: Crush me crazy there. There's a little recap of Mile High Madness match from the previous week. Jack Perry pinned Ricochet again, and he. He's. You know, every time he's faced Ricochet, when the odds are even, he's won. So he wants another shot. And Ricochet is. Okay, fine. Do another shot. Because I'm a fan fighting champion, and when you're in demand, you get what you want. Aha. [01:42:46] Speaker E: Fight fair. [01:42:48] Speaker A: Fight fair. I think that Jack should say that. [01:42:53] Speaker D: I'm happy to see them keep this going. [01:42:55] Speaker B: I like these two together. [01:42:56] Speaker C: Ricochet and Jack have a fun little feud going right now. [01:42:58] Speaker A: It's a very simple but effective feud, you know, And I like it. [01:43:03] Speaker B: No, yeah. I say. I just. I don't know if I want to see Ricochet lose the title, but I [01:43:06] Speaker C: also don't know know if I want to see Jack lose in a challenge for it again yet. [01:43:11] Speaker E: Like, yeah, yeah. [01:43:13] Speaker C: He's been. He's honest, like, the last three times [01:43:15] Speaker B: about this, but I'm happy to see. [01:43:18] Speaker F: I, for one, am ready to see Ricochet drop the. Like, he's. I feel like he's not really doing much with it, so it be fun [01:43:25] Speaker B: to give it to Jack Perry and have him do. [01:43:27] Speaker D: Actually go around to, like, different promotions and. [01:43:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:43:30] Speaker F: Have him do what? Yeah. [01:43:35] Speaker B: They just defended in New Japan. [01:43:38] Speaker F: Okay. [01:43:38] Speaker C: Against Taiji Shimori. [01:43:41] Speaker F: I was promised Eric would be going away [01:43:46] Speaker D: because of this. [01:43:49] Speaker A: I don't really. Because I like it. [01:43:51] Speaker D: I love Ricochet. Yeah. [01:43:57] Speaker A: All right, so here comes a promo that we definitely didn't really need. [01:44:01] Speaker B: No, that's the other thing. It's not a dual main event. If you have whole segments in between the matches. [01:44:07] Speaker E: Yeah. She can win one after another. [01:44:10] Speaker A: Huh? [01:44:11] Speaker E: But also, this is what I'm talking about when I'm talking about the Trios matches coming back, because once again, like, FTR out of nowhere. [01:44:20] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so it's time for a Tommy Chompers promo. The thing that we've all. So he comes out, and Renee is with him, and he's mad that Fletcher won the title and renamed it Sylvie. He renamed Sylvie Pinky [01:44:41] Speaker F: because he's upset about this. [01:44:43] Speaker A: If. If I am a serious professional wrestler. That's what I'm mad about. [01:44:48] Speaker D: Either of them are good names. [01:44:50] Speaker E: Priorities. [01:44:51] Speaker D: They're just the color with E on the end. Not good name. [01:44:56] Speaker A: So if he's got to play games, that means he's got to earn a rematch. So he'll do it. And he doesn't care if he's got to fight Briscoe again to get it. He didn't come here for instant classics. He's here to be a top guy. Oh, and that brings out ftr. Of course. [01:45:14] Speaker F: Someone's a top guy. [01:45:16] Speaker A: And, like, I. Like, at this point, my eyes are just rolling out of my head. [01:45:20] Speaker B: I just wanted the main event to start because it was already like 10 o' clock. And I was like, we're doing a segment right now. [01:45:27] Speaker A: We went right to 10 o'. Clock. [01:45:29] Speaker F: Like me, me, the Tommy Chompers fan going, this could have been an email. Like, this could have been a post on. [01:45:36] Speaker D: On this. [01:45:37] Speaker B: Yeah. This could have been a video, like [01:45:38] Speaker C: a short little thing they posted. [01:45:41] Speaker A: I would rather they have put that Hook promo that was on the Internet on instead of this. [01:45:47] Speaker D: Let's not go crazy here. [01:45:49] Speaker A: I will go crazy. [01:45:50] Speaker D: Because that promo we can do without either of there. We don't need to replace. [01:45:56] Speaker A: Was actually a good hook problem. [01:45:57] Speaker D: It was better than. Yeah, that was better than it was. [01:46:00] Speaker A: It actually made me laugh. [01:46:01] Speaker C: And I do like Anthony Bones. [01:46:03] Speaker A: Let's see. Dax welcomes him to AW. And then mentions they have a long history. Calls him an old friend. Hey, why don't you join FTR NXT lore? [01:46:13] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:46:14] Speaker A: NXT lore. That's what I care about. And Tommy Chopper says, I hate you. And then he literally talks down to Big Stoke and Dax says, no, you can't do that. You can't talk that way to Big Stoke. [01:46:32] Speaker C: He was very rude to Big stuff. [01:46:34] Speaker A: They come to blows. Tommy Chopper slap stacks. [01:46:40] Speaker D: He did slap a hard though. He gave him a good one. [01:46:44] Speaker A: FTR Ball tells him, I'm not mad at you, but I'll see you at Collision. So they're going to have a match [01:46:49] Speaker C: at Collision this weekend debuting. [01:46:54] Speaker A: I. I said. I said I'd be done. If Gargano showed up, it'll probably be [01:47:01] Speaker C: Champa and Briscoe, which I'm cool. [01:47:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Because they keep mentioning the Briscoe. [01:47:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:47:07] Speaker D: And they do have the old ROH [01:47:09] Speaker E: connection to it because I'm cursed as hell. [01:47:12] Speaker C: I wrote down Martini. [01:47:14] Speaker E: And I do believe that the Trios thing is going to come up as a lmao. Chompers joins the ops. [01:47:25] Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes. You're looking for killers. [01:47:32] Speaker B: Yes. [01:47:33] Speaker A: I don't know, I just never lacking [01:47:40] Speaker D: it would be Hook trying to tell him what to do and Shabata and Choppers just being like coffee. [01:47:45] Speaker A: No, no. I want to talk about that promo for a second because it's so good. Because it's Hook is with Shabata and he's like, shabata, how'd that recruiting. Did you find anybody on your critting trip? And Shabata just shakes his head and Hook goes, yeah, that's understandable. [01:48:06] Speaker C: That was good. [01:48:07] Speaker A: Just completely dead. [01:48:11] Speaker D: That was. [01:48:11] Speaker A: And I. I definitely think that they're Doing a thing where he's bad. [01:48:15] Speaker B: I kind of hope that. Yeah. So them leaning into the comedy of it because like he was even funny back when they were doing those like Pulp Fiction ass back and forth with [01:48:25] Speaker D: Joe and Hook where they were just [01:48:27] Speaker B: like bantering before beating the out of [01:48:29] Speaker D: people while Shabbata filmed them. [01:48:30] Speaker C: I was like, maybe if they can [01:48:31] Speaker B: like find the right tone for this, [01:48:34] Speaker C: there could be something good here. And they seem like it might be leaning that way. [01:48:39] Speaker A: Well, they let us know that the main event will go as long as it takes. Which is good because we got to squeeze in Tony Storm with the cameraman. Another one to go find Orange. [01:48:52] Speaker B: I literally said another segment like I said by myself. [01:48:58] Speaker A: So she asks Orange Cassidy how her darling Clementine, how he's doing. He says he's hurt. It was good. There's a fire. Tony Storm promo too. A good. Good on Orange as well. He's just like, I'm hurt. I think everybody else is hurt. I guess next week I'm fighting the Dogs again. And if I am, the week after that I'll fight him at Revolution. I guess I just keep fighting them. And then Tony, it's just like we're [01:49:29] Speaker E: gonna find him at Revolution. But that's far away. So I guess. [01:49:32] Speaker D: Yeah, that's far away. [01:49:35] Speaker C: That was really good. [01:49:36] Speaker E: I guess we fight him before that. [01:49:39] Speaker D: He's just like so like casually whiny about. [01:49:44] Speaker E: Once again cements just. What the is he doing here? I mean like. [01:49:49] Speaker A: Yeah, like, why are you a wrestler? Right? Yeah. [01:49:52] Speaker E: Well, what are you doing with the War Dogs where he's just like. [01:49:56] Speaker B: Like I've always heard it's like the gimmick of like he's a. [01:49:58] Speaker D: He's really good at wrestling, but it's his job and he has to. It's like us with our jobs where it's like, yeah, we. We do it and stuff. [01:50:05] Speaker C: It's not something we like are excited [01:50:07] Speaker D: or to be a part of. [01:50:09] Speaker E: That's true. Yep. [01:50:10] Speaker A: That is fair. Tony says wherever the War Dogs are, the Death Riders aren't far behind. And if the Death Riders aren't far behind, you should get behind this. Behind meeting her ass and then she's going to do something to. I didn't write down the whole thing she said about Marina, but like she called Marina a Nazi. Tobacco chewing Nazi. [01:50:32] Speaker E: Chewing Nazi. [01:50:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:50:34] Speaker D: Nicotine chewing. Caught me. I was like, she is in girl [01:50:37] Speaker C: or something [01:50:39] Speaker E: Twisted in her face. Fisted. [01:50:42] Speaker A: Yep. [01:50:43] Speaker C: Got it. [01:50:43] Speaker A: And Orange is just like trying not is Orange Cassidy is corpsing well. Tony [01:50:51] Speaker F: Wild I feel like that's pretty rare. [01:50:56] Speaker A: He's fighting for his life. It was really funny. It was just like. But I was sleepy at this point in the match. I am like, at the show. I'm just like, end it like this. [01:51:12] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:51:13] Speaker B: And it's particularly because I was still like waiting for a main event I [01:51:16] Speaker D: wasn't particularly excited about. [01:51:18] Speaker B: I was like, I just. [01:51:19] Speaker C: Let's just get to this. Come on, guys. [01:51:22] Speaker F: I'm sitting here going, I have laundry to do. Can we get the main event rolling? [01:51:25] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. [01:51:26] Speaker A: God damn. Yeah. All right. So AW's trios titles, main event. [01:51:31] Speaker F: Hey. I'm sure this will go in a way that pleases everyone. [01:51:36] Speaker A: We'll all be happy. It's Ozzy Open and Kazuchika Okada versus Jet Set Rodeo. [01:51:43] Speaker F: Oh, my God. It is, isn't it? [01:51:48] Speaker E: His actively had his ribs bandaged this entire day. [01:51:53] Speaker B: Why would Tony Khan make this match? [01:51:54] Speaker C: It doesn't make any sense. [01:51:56] Speaker E: He comes out to defend. [01:51:58] Speaker B: They're clearly disadvantaged. They're like my family. [01:52:06] Speaker D: Like, family is important. So you should come. [01:52:09] Speaker A: Yep. Kyle Fletcher poses with an omg. You're like really pretty signed, which. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. [01:52:17] Speaker D: He makes like the goofy, most goof goober ass face with it. Like the little kid with the scrunch face meme. [01:52:24] Speaker A: Ultimate himbo behavior. [01:52:26] Speaker B: I love all the people in this match. I mean. [01:52:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I like I said if they had to do this match tonight, put it in the middle of the show. [01:52:36] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:52:37] Speaker A: Give five minutes to something else cut out like those last two promos. Do something else. Give the matches more time because it was. There was just too much talking on this episode. Yeah. It's just chaotic from the start. They managed to work in that Speedball is going to wrestle Fletcher next week for the TNT title. Yeah, that's. [01:53:01] Speaker D: I'm excited for that. [01:53:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:02] Speaker D: Their C2 match last year was like one of my favorite matches. I put it on my top 10 list. [01:53:07] Speaker C: Like. [01:53:07] Speaker F: Yeah, you know, that was pretty nuts. It was on my short list. [01:53:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:53:12] Speaker E: Like even. Because they get Speedball gets worked over by literally everyone. [01:53:18] Speaker C: And they have a great. [01:53:19] Speaker E: They have a great back and forth, him and Fletcher. [01:53:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:53:22] Speaker A: Yeah. They pretty much open the match going after each other and Speedy gets the advantage and then he goes up for like a spring bar thing, but Davis just appears like a great white shark and just clubs the at a speedball. They get a little heat on Speedy for a while and then he gets a roll up, runs away, runs out, tags hand man who cleans the house, takes it. Everyone yeah. Big boot to Fletcher poses. Then they triple team Fletcher for a bit. Don Callis, commentary complaining. Dick Slick Jones is on commentary complaining about the hot dogging of it all [01:54:07] Speaker D: because Bailey, a sneaky Frenchman at one point. [01:54:10] Speaker A: Yep. He. [01:54:11] Speaker F: No, yeah, no, he, he, he. [01:54:13] Speaker D: He's. [01:54:13] Speaker F: Oh, my God. Like, dude, that's. That's like some niche bigotry right there. [01:54:21] Speaker D: His hatred of the Quebec. I literally was thinking, like, I'm saying this wrong. I know this should have, like a different. I've only seen it written. Yeah. [01:54:35] Speaker E: He goes on about, like, it's wild because his guys just go in on Kevin Knight's ribs for like 30, for a minute solid. Like, he just brutalize. [01:54:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:50] Speaker E: Like, this is part of the sport. You know, when you do. [01:54:54] Speaker D: Tony Khan's gonna become a heel authority figure and gonna turn out he's in [01:54:57] Speaker C: collusion with Don Callis. [01:55:04] Speaker F: Oh, my God. [01:55:04] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [01:55:05] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:55:05] Speaker A: Look, that will be over. [01:55:07] Speaker F: Look, check it out. Check it out. There's. There's a huge, huge tank of. Is that. Are those Sharks? Oh, no, they're building. They're building a ramp. Is that a motorcycle? Take the cocaine away. Take the cocaine away now. We're too far. [01:55:27] Speaker A: Please, Tony, no, don't do it. Stop listening to Dick Slick Jones. Yeah, like Hampter just said, they. They catch Fletcher catches Knight mid dive and they just throw him into the barricade. And they're just working over his ribs for the entire heat segment of the match. He is. He is being completely murdered. Speedball saves a pinfall. That's what he's called. Sneaky Frenchman. [01:55:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:55:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Breaks up the pen. [01:55:55] Speaker A: Okada comes in and then he drop kicks Knight and then Knight manages to out drop kick Okada in this exchange. [01:56:04] Speaker D: Drop kicks in the company. [01:56:06] Speaker A: And this is to. This is the point at which Don calls. Has to actually give Kevin Knight props because he's like, yeah, like, out drop [01:56:13] Speaker B: kick Dakota even throughout this. Yeah. At this point, he like, compliments Speedball and says, how good an athlete? Like I said, he's good at, like, putting over the people he is feuding [01:56:21] Speaker C: with and actually making them, like, big [01:56:25] Speaker D: in, like, being a heel. [01:56:26] Speaker C: It's the right way to do this stuff. [01:56:29] Speaker E: Yeah. Like, the thing is you need to be, like, just. Just despicable enough, kind of. [01:56:36] Speaker A: Yeah. You need enough credibility and, like, callous. At least as a manager has that credibility because he's put together this whole faction and he's led this fact. [01:56:46] Speaker D: Yeah, he managed Kenny Omega when Kenny Omega was at his highest point. [01:56:50] Speaker C: Like, he Is approving. Yeah. [01:56:54] Speaker E: It literally cost him nothing to say what everybody is seeing, which is Kevin Knight is a phenomenal athlete and so is like speedball. Like, they're just incredible wrestlers and that's [01:57:09] Speaker A: why they have to die. [01:57:14] Speaker F: They do have two. Two glaring flaws amongst them though, that obviously one is extremely French Canadian and the other one refers to himself in the first person all the time. And we're gonna have to just accept that as. Otherwise, they're perfect. They're perfect. Sweet little babies. [01:57:33] Speaker E: Imperfection is. There is. Imperfection is where it's at, baby. Don't mess with imperfection. [01:57:38] Speaker A: I don't have a problem with the French Canadian part, but. All right. Knight does get his hot tag to Bailey, who comes in and immediately does that thing where he baits in Fletcher to try and dive through the ropes and then hits that big moonsault springboard. Moonsault to the floor. [01:58:00] Speaker C: Yeah, that looked really good. [01:58:02] Speaker A: And they got. I love that they got that. The wide shot camera angle of it so you can see how high speedball goes and holy. [01:58:12] Speaker D: That little person was kind of like the star of this match for me. Like, really did a lot of cool. [01:58:19] Speaker A: Cool. [01:58:19] Speaker B: Like, people's great at making the most of their minutes. [01:58:22] Speaker D: Like, you give them anything and they [01:58:24] Speaker C: are gonna like, wow and impress people. [01:58:26] Speaker A: Y. [01:58:27] Speaker E: Like, everything was a spot for me with. When it came to him. Just like, God, just the way that he moves. [01:58:33] Speaker A: Like, his kicks, they come in clean house, they dodge a rain maker. I think he kicked Okada in the face to get out of that. I kind of missed what happened there. [01:58:45] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:58:47] Speaker A: Makes a hot tag to Hangman. Paige squares off with Davis and gets a dead eye. Fletcher breaks up the pinfall. Kyle grabs Mike Bailey. He's going to lawn dart them to hell. But, like, I don't know how. [01:59:03] Speaker B: I don't. [01:59:04] Speaker A: I don't know how did this. I don't know how. [01:59:09] Speaker D: It doesn't make sense. [01:59:11] Speaker A: Like, he. [01:59:12] Speaker B: He must have like tossed speedball up [01:59:15] Speaker C: a little or something. [01:59:16] Speaker A: He must have because, like, speedball basically went straight up in the air for the lawn dart. But instead of going face first, they turned it into a poison Rana Reverse poison. Yeah. [01:59:29] Speaker C: It was so good. [01:59:30] Speaker E: Yes. [01:59:31] Speaker A: Knights tagged back in. Him and Hangman are gonna look for a buckshot UFO splash combo while Hangman's setting up. [01:59:38] Speaker C: We'll call that Cowboys and Aliens. [01:59:40] Speaker A: What a movie. [01:59:43] Speaker D: Harrison Ford's best work. I think everyone can agree, truly, without saying anything else. [01:59:50] Speaker A: That hang MJF comes up with the diamond. Diamond ring punches Hangman in the back of the knee. [01:59:56] Speaker F: Yep. [01:59:57] Speaker A: Don Callis family immediately passes Okada wipes out night with a clothesline. Davis hits, actually hits. Close your eyes and count to. And gets the pin. New trio's champions. [02:00:11] Speaker C: Love you, Mark Davis. [02:00:12] Speaker E: Mark Davis hits the insignia. The in signary. No. And I'm just like, that's incredible. [02:00:24] Speaker D: He hits it really, really well up that. [02:00:30] Speaker B: And honestly, I think this is the right result. Like, I'm sorry J Radio. You know, horse was fun, but like [02:00:38] Speaker F: they weren't doing nothing with the titles. [02:00:40] Speaker D: Yeah, no, like I said, their whole story was all of them wanting to do other stuff and go after other battles. [02:00:46] Speaker F: Yeah, [02:00:48] Speaker A: that's like I was gonna say, [02:00:51] Speaker F: like it had to happen, but it's kind of a bigger problem. [02:00:56] Speaker A: The trio are meant to be hot shot. That's all I'm saying. [02:01:01] Speaker B: Yeah, like, yeah, I'm happy. [02:01:04] Speaker C: I thought this was the way to do it. Get it moving around. [02:01:07] Speaker B: The Trio's titles died when they were held on the ops for like 10 years straight. [02:01:11] Speaker C: Like, keep it moving, keep it interesting, keep fresh matchups coming. [02:01:14] Speaker F: Like, yeah, it's a wise mongoose. Listen to the mongoose, Tony. [02:01:19] Speaker E: I mean I, I hope, I, I hope that's what's going to happen just based on what, what was laid here in this episode. Especially with, I mean like it feels the, the beginnings feel weird. Like chompers and ftr. But. And yeah, [02:01:37] Speaker B: but also just very happy for Mark Davis who's like been with the company for a long time and [02:01:41] Speaker C: kept getting kind of over until they like finally get some gold. Like he is. Yeah, much earned it. [02:01:47] Speaker E: I, I love their expressions at the end when they won it and they were like looking at each other and like looking at the belts, like pure elation. [02:01:55] Speaker B: Like that was really good actually genuinely [02:01:57] Speaker D: like a feel good moment and just [02:02:00] Speaker A: I feel like it was a kind of a make good for Davis. Like I don't think that him and Doyle were going to win the tag titles when they challenged for him. [02:02:09] Speaker B: Well, probably not like right away, but [02:02:11] Speaker A: maybe down the line. Done. [02:02:12] Speaker B: No, no. [02:02:13] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe down the line. [02:02:14] Speaker B: I feel like they could have been in the plan for it. [02:02:16] Speaker A: He's got gold. It's make good. Like, sorry that your tag team that we had plans for got derailed again. [02:02:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:02:24] Speaker B: And it gives more legitimacy to Okada. Like Okada is a double champ, is just another accolade he has now. [02:02:30] Speaker A: AAD is a double champion. Fletcher's a double champion. [02:02:32] Speaker B: He doesn't defend that belt anyway. [02:02:34] Speaker D: Let him do this. [02:02:35] Speaker F: We, we gotta give some more Legitimacy to Kazucho. [02:02:42] Speaker B: But if you want somebody to be a top guy, you got to keep them. Like. Yeah, they did a funny little backstage [02:02:49] Speaker D: segment where like, Don Callis was with the Don Callis family. [02:02:52] Speaker B: And they're like, we're all gonna get belts. We're all gonna get belts. And Okada's like. Except Takeshita's like, yeah, let's not talk about that. [02:03:01] Speaker D: So, you know, the catch is gonna be Moxley. Like, it's fine. [02:03:04] Speaker E: I can hope. I hope that this also such a hater. They use this as kind of like a setup of. To try and get to the king of the hill. Because right now Don Cal's family has like a lot of the gold. So, yeah, they're the. They're the faction. [02:03:20] Speaker D: I would be very fine with Speedball [02:03:21] Speaker B: winning the TNT belt next week. That's another belt, I think is a good one to have quick, short little [02:03:27] Speaker C: range that has speed. [02:03:29] Speaker D: Wolverish chomp. [02:03:30] Speaker B: Would be amazing if they put that together. [02:03:33] Speaker E: Yeah, like, like, oh, good. Like 15 minute burners every. Yeah, yeah. Saturday or Wednesday. [02:03:41] Speaker B: Yeah, like I said, that's why I'm fine with this result is I'd rather those three guys basically be doing like, Kevin Knight should be branch out in singles night. [02:03:49] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:03:49] Speaker B: Or singles match stuff. More like they've been doing Speedball. [02:03:53] Speaker C: Could definitely use like some singles focus. And Hangman's clearly, like preoccupied with the upper card. [02:03:58] Speaker F: The Hangman should be thinking about what he's done. Yes. [02:04:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:04:01] Speaker E: I hope Hangman burn or like destroy something very precious to mjf. I just, I. I want to see that happen. [02:04:11] Speaker F: Bring back arson. Hangman. Yeah, [02:04:15] Speaker D: Set Alicia toot on fire. [02:04:17] Speaker C: Tired of gas. [02:04:19] Speaker F: Right. [02:04:21] Speaker A: What does it need to be murdered? But maybe it does. [02:04:23] Speaker B: No, they did that with to set a match with somebody like a little [02:04:29] Speaker C: while ago where they had like Darby type, like the Death Gabe kid or somebody like, was pouring gas on somebody, like threatening. [02:04:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Darby. Darby threatened us. [02:04:40] Speaker D: Maybe it was mjf. [02:04:43] Speaker A: Darby threatened to set Mox on fire. Oh, no, he actually did, didn't he? Darby Allen set John Moxley on fire. [02:04:52] Speaker G: And then there was the time that MJF dumped gasoline on Mark Briscoe to force Hangman Adam Page to give him the stipulations he wanted for Forbidden Door last year. [02:05:03] Speaker F: Yeah, that's why. [02:05:04] Speaker B: It's not that bad. It's pro wrestling. People get set on fire all the time. Not actually kill her. [02:05:10] Speaker D: Like pro wrestling set on fire. [02:05:12] Speaker F: Okay, sorry, we're crossing. [02:05:15] Speaker A: That's still pretty dark. I don't know. My. My fantasy booking out of this episode is it. Wanted to catch you. To leave the Don Callis family and then bring in, like, Mal and yuki ueno. [02:05:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:05:31] Speaker A: 30s and Sona Kamina Challenge for the trio's titles. I know that won't happen because. [02:05:37] Speaker C: No. [02:05:38] Speaker A: Bueno and Mal are probably not going anywhere, but. A broken dream. [02:05:44] Speaker F: I want good things for Takeshita is what I want. [02:05:47] Speaker A: I want good things to happen. [02:05:49] Speaker B: He's the New Japan TV title holder. [02:05:51] Speaker C: He beat El Fantasma for that. He's got Golden New Japan right now. [02:05:54] Speaker A: Hooray. [02:05:56] Speaker D: It's the least important title in the [02:05:58] Speaker C: company and it kind of sucks a [02:05:59] Speaker D: little, but he's got it. [02:06:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. Well, that's the end of the episode. [02:06:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [02:06:08] Speaker E: That's all she wrote. [02:06:09] Speaker A: It was not a great episode. I really don't think it had a lot of good matches, but the show itself, I thought there were issues. Felt uneven. Crowd sucked. The Passo has failed us. [02:06:21] Speaker F: I got. I gotta say, I gotta say, this is like, yeah, no, this is the first, like, bad episode of Dynamite in, like, I don't remember. Like, I don't remember the last time on that. [02:06:38] Speaker B: So this is. [02:06:39] Speaker D: This is my least favorite Matt Dynamite [02:06:41] Speaker C: of the year, for sure. [02:06:41] Speaker B: Like, but again, like I was saying earlier on, like, a bad episode of [02:06:45] Speaker D: Dynamite is still better than a good episode of Raw. [02:06:48] Speaker C: Like, it's still. [02:06:48] Speaker F: This is true. This is true. [02:06:50] Speaker E: I wasn't. [02:06:51] Speaker D: I wasn't unhappy. [02:06:52] Speaker C: I watched it or anything, but [02:06:55] Speaker A: the most. The most I see of, like, ever bother checking, like, what's happening on Raw or Smackdown is I'll see a review of somebody's website talking about it, and, like, the blurb will say something like, well, it wasn't a great episode, but. And then it gets cut off because that's. It's only the preview. [02:07:21] Speaker D: So you can tell the rat, yeah, we're ending this episode with some good old fat bashing. [02:07:27] Speaker F: So I guess if aw gets like, one of those a year, then we're still sitting pretty. [02:07:32] Speaker D: Pretty. [02:07:32] Speaker F: Yeah. [02:07:33] Speaker B: Yeah. And you're doing. It's a pro wrestling show. You're doing 52 live shows a year. [02:07:39] Speaker E: Like, they're not all gonna be amaz. [02:07:42] Speaker B: Like, there's variables. Like, sometimes stuff's not gonna be as it happens. It doesn't mean aw's in the toilet or anything. [02:07:47] Speaker C: It'll probably be next month. Awesome. [02:07:49] Speaker A: Again, it's over. [02:07:50] Speaker F: Yeah, quite the opposite. [02:07:52] Speaker A: Just go outside, assume the victory position. [02:07:58] Speaker E: I think I. I think the matches [02:08:00] Speaker D: they should have brought in Bubba Ray. And they would have saved the company. [02:08:02] Speaker A: Yeah, we needed. [02:08:06] Speaker F: All right, let's start the music. Are we. Are we starting music yet? [02:08:10] Speaker D: Bring in Vince Rufo. [02:08:14] Speaker A: Listen, bro, [02:08:19] Speaker D: This is our man episode. [02:08:22] Speaker A: Apparently, RFK Jr's name niece got signed to the Fed, so they should. [02:08:30] Speaker D: Yeah, a developmental deal. Yeah, she's related to Cheryl somehow. [02:08:36] Speaker A: She's gonna sell raw milk in the locker room. [02:08:39] Speaker D: I mean, Linda McMahon is literally part [02:08:41] Speaker A: of, like I said on Blue sky, that her finisher should be closing down the performance center due to a Beasel's outbreak. [02:08:54] Speaker E: Wow. [02:08:58] Speaker F: Happy wrestling. [02:08:59] Speaker B: But setting people on fire is too far. [02:09:03] Speaker A: Yeah, look, I'm just saying that actually has caused measles outbreaks that have shut down things that I have used in the last month. [02:09:13] Speaker B: And I'm just saying. Andrew Jeff has set people on fire. [02:09:17] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, arson's fine. Why not spreading plague? What are the Four Horsemen, after all? [02:09:24] Speaker D: Yeah, the Four. She is. She's gonna be the new Four Horse Woman. And she'll actually be Pestilence. [02:09:32] Speaker B: Okay. Bring me back. [02:09:33] Speaker E: Whooping. Go. [02:09:35] Speaker A: All right. Yeah, there's a 79 Stink shirt on the shop. There'll be a link, and they'll do notes. Sign up for the Patreon. Also link in the books. Please give us money. [02:09:46] Speaker E: $5. [02:09:47] Speaker A: Give us $5 a month. [02:09:49] Speaker B: Follow us on YouTube if you haven't, [02:09:50] Speaker C: because we're trying to do more stuff on there. [02:09:53] Speaker F: I will. I'm way behind. I'm way behind on uploading episodes there, but I got a promotion and life blew up again. [02:10:03] Speaker A: If you give us money, I could go see a doctor or get some medicine. Should have stop sniffling. [02:10:07] Speaker D: On every episode, I hold you hostage with snot sounds. 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