Little Guy Fest 2026

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the Earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed, and lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo, did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Open up. [00:00:58] Speaker C: I was talking about a trans women's testicles. Welcome back to Wednesday night. Fake fight is a me. Is Ella Taylor happy Pride. What with the she and her. I'm here to talk about the Dynamites again this week and. Hold on. Yeah, no, I'm doing something. I'm doing the one thing that makes me happy. All right, so I got this finch thing, this bird. [00:01:26] Speaker A: We're really gonna talk about the finch. [00:01:28] Speaker C: This bird runs my. Well, yeah, because people were talking about. I was like, that same school. So I went down the lab, I made. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Ow. [00:01:35] Speaker A: Ow. [00:01:35] Speaker C: It bit my hand. But, I mean, it's. I. I'm eating. I'm eating the grape. Stop. This thing runs another creation. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Did you make another. Did you make another creation? [00:01:47] Speaker C: If this one doesn't have. No, this one doesn't have a human soul. Don't look at me like that. [00:01:53] Speaker A: They learn. They learn. Yeah, I do, too, sometimes. [00:02:03] Speaker C: Panther has more of a soul, and it scares me. [00:02:06] Speaker A: I think hamster has just been collecting souls, and that's why they have so many in them. It's like Legion in there. [00:02:15] Speaker B: It's like a little piece of everybody that. [00:02:18] Speaker A: Oh, God damn it. Is that why I see night screaming gerbils in my nightmares now? [00:02:22] Speaker B: That's one of the reasons. Yeah. The other ones, largely due to the cheese infection that's cursing through your blood. [00:02:30] Speaker C: You can't forget to take. You got to take all of the whole round of antibiotics that we got. [00:02:36] Speaker A: Right? [00:02:39] Speaker C: You can't stop just because the fever went away. [00:02:42] Speaker A: I don't. I don't think Z Pack is going to work on this. [00:02:46] Speaker B: No, it's not. But it makes you feel better, right? [00:02:51] Speaker A: No, it makes me have to all the time. It's a Z Pack. [00:02:55] Speaker C: These people don't know who you are. Wrestle Queer Number One. Introduce yourself. [00:03:01] Speaker A: It's Erica Warrens, the Z Pack addict. My staff infection and my demonic infection. [00:03:15] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Fan Tastic. I love this show so much. And my creation. Not my first or only creation, but my favorite creation. Apple of my Eye. Yo, Asoy. Oh, it's World Cup. Let me see if I can actually do this. Hold on. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Blow it out. [00:03:42] Speaker C: Damn it. [00:03:44] Speaker B: You got half of it. [00:03:46] Speaker C: Oh, so close. So close. Anyways. Hi, Hamptry. Say hi. [00:03:51] Speaker B: Hi. Hi. Hi. Step out and I'm going to a groin chop. And a cannon is orange cheese is going to shoot out of my crotch. The pressure's too high, and I go backwards and I smash it to the back of the back of the stage. Sorry. [00:04:11] Speaker A: I like that you call it a groin chop. Not a crotch. [00:04:14] Speaker C: No, it's a crotch chop, honey. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Oh, is it? [00:04:17] Speaker C: Okay, well, yeah, it's called a crotch chop. [00:04:20] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:21] Speaker C: That's also my groin. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Yeah, this is. [00:04:24] Speaker C: That's so beautiful. [00:04:25] Speaker B: Legally distinct from similar to. But. [00:04:27] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:04:30] Speaker C: It's a growing job. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:04:39] Speaker C: Oh, I don't know if I can put that on a shirt. All right. That's amazing. [00:04:43] Speaker A: A cross slash. That's. That's a trigger thing. [00:04:48] Speaker C: Meanwhile, my. My. My finch monkey clone is in fact licking you for salt as you lay crumpled. Yeah. All right. Well, hell of an entrance, honestly. [00:05:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:08] Speaker C: Where the hell are we? Erica? What the. [00:05:11] Speaker A: We're in Cincinnati, Ohio, this week. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:05:14] Speaker A: Summer block. Summer goddamn blockbuster. [00:05:17] Speaker C: Oh, we're in MOX territory. [00:05:19] Speaker A: We're in MOX territory. And we are in Ohio. You know what that means is the [00:05:25] Speaker C: crypto of the week. Drew Carey. It's Drew Carey. [00:05:27] Speaker A: No, because he's not accepted. But we are. [00:05:29] Speaker B: No, that's in Cleveland. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but we are. We are done with the pathetic and weak east coast cryptids. And they're vampires and they're. They. They suck. We have got stone cold classic the Loveland Frogman this week. Crypto. [00:05:46] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. [00:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:49] Speaker C: Sorry. You said stone. [00:05:50] Speaker B: Ohio, man. F scan. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Ohio, man. [00:05:59] Speaker A: There's an Ohio. Oh, so you know about the. The. The Grassman. The Ohio Grassman. [00:06:04] Speaker B: Not. Not really. I just know that I needed to get out as soon as possible, and I did. [00:06:10] Speaker C: Good, good. We're so happy. [00:06:12] Speaker A: Unfortunately, if you saw that World cup map, we are still. Well, actually, no. You escaped Ohio. I'm trapped in Ohio right now, apparently. Unfortunately, just like the entire Atlantic region is just Ohio. Yeah. [00:06:25] Speaker B: It spread like a cancer. [00:06:28] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. We gotta stop saying infection, please. [00:06:32] Speaker A: Loveland Frogmen. [00:06:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Are infesting Loveland, Ohio. Not infecting. Infesting. They're like. They're like, cool. They're like little. They're not even like frog people. They're like little men with sticks. [00:06:46] Speaker C: Okay, all right, so wait. Wait, are you saying. You're saying Loveland Frog people? Is that what you're saying? [00:06:54] Speaker A: No, the. The. The thing is very gender specific. It's Loveland Frog Men. [00:06:59] Speaker C: Frog men. Okay. Because I thought you were saying London Fog Men, and I was like, it's just guys with, like, these specific coats. Yeah, like, that's. [00:07:08] Speaker A: I had one of those coats at one point. [00:07:11] Speaker C: Of course you did. I love that for you. [00:07:13] Speaker A: I was a gay little boy. [00:07:16] Speaker C: I wanted one. [00:07:18] Speaker A: They had. They had sticks and parachute pants and they were doing on the side of a road one day. And then there was another time in the 70s, and, like, it was like an actual frog guy crossing the street, but a cop said, actually it was an iguana that he shot. [00:07:36] Speaker C: And then that cop went home and was like, you know, I hate being a police officer. It's a terrible profession where basically slave catchers and the whole system's and should be abolished. But I was inspired today. Gonna make a video game about a frog crossing the street. Yeah. [00:07:57] Speaker A: No. [00:07:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:00] Speaker A: First off, it wasn't a frog. Second off, he said it was an iguana, and he shot the iguana because he's a cop. Oh, he probably thought it was a dog. [00:08:09] Speaker C: Oh, God damn it. [00:08:10] Speaker B: Well, I mean, it's living. It's breathing. It's. You know, it's. [00:08:15] Speaker C: Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, I was trying to be nice. [00:08:20] Speaker B: That just happened outside of my. My apartment. [00:08:25] Speaker C: I hate the. [00:08:27] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:08:28] Speaker A: Actually, we're gonna talk about the cops. Suck. The cops ruined Philly pride already. That was after Philly ruined pride itself by, like, having it on the Parkway and charging 10 bucks to get people to get in. But usually it happens in the gayborhood. So people went to. People went to the $10 thing, and then they went to the gaborhood, and then the cops went to the gabor hood and said, move along. [00:08:51] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:08:52] Speaker A: And. Yeah. And did some pretty. Pretty nasty violence to people that city council is concerned about. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Oh, I'm sure they are. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Sure they are. [00:09:03] Speaker A: They're concerned about reports. So the Philly cops, the mayor shit's so concerning. [00:09:09] Speaker C: Y. [00:09:10] Speaker B: 1912. [00:09:12] Speaker C: I don't know what that means. I never learned to read numbers. Anyways, Cleveland, you say frogman. Cincinnati. Sorry. It's all. It's all Ohio. [00:09:24] Speaker A: Mox is gonna probably come choke us for that. [00:09:28] Speaker B: You. [00:09:28] Speaker C: You. Hold on. Hold on. [00:09:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:30] Speaker C: Don't threaten me with. Do you promise? [00:09:35] Speaker B: Do we have to say it both or just. [00:09:37] Speaker C: You can't. [00:09:38] Speaker A: All right. Right. [00:09:39] Speaker C: You can't just say that I'm woozy, driving. Oh, my God. [00:09:45] Speaker A: All right. I would rather talk about Moxley coming and choking me with his big, hairy, burly arms, but holding me back. Holding me tightly against his hairy, hairy chest with a little bit of sweat dripping down it. [00:10:01] Speaker C: What's going on is it's spring and I'm feral. Oh, I'm getting there. And. And even though I hate it, I finally truly understand the term bisexual lesbian. Because I am into every kind of women, trans men and, you know, CIS male wrestlers, basically. And that's. That's about it. So, you know. Yeah. All the genders, if you will, equal. [00:10:36] Speaker A: It's. It's not. It's not like a pyramid. It's just like a pyramid. Each for each thing to eat. The perfectness of each single thing. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Oh, and of course, all the non binary people, y' all go without saying, just queers, not CIS men. Unless you can take a bump. It's basically it. Or cut a really good promo or both. Like, that's what I need from you. CIS men. Do better. Do better. Get in the ring. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Trying to think because I've gone on a day with a CIS guy and that was fine, I guess. [00:11:06] Speaker C: I'm happy for you. It's my personal. [00:11:11] Speaker A: It was fine, I guess. Speaking of fine, I guess. Tommy. Choppers. [00:11:20] Speaker C: Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's canon. Now that he is Tommy. They. They heard us. I am now convinced more than ever that of our small, small. I can't stress enough. Minuscule handful of amazing, beautiful, sexy, wonderful, loyal listeners. One of you works for a W. I am forever convinced, actually, if it's [00:11:49] Speaker A: Chris Jericho listening to this. Get the out of here. [00:11:53] Speaker C: Yeah, not you, but maybe someone in the back. Well, no, no, no. Tommy can stay. His shadow knows his story, and that [00:12:04] Speaker A: story is one of disappointment. We got a little recap of his antics and pranks. Last on Collision, where he tried to break a guy's back and he made Tony Schiavone declare him better than Jericho. [00:12:20] Speaker C: That was awesome. Come on. No, that rule. [00:12:23] Speaker B: Don't put your hands on Tony Shivani. [00:12:27] Speaker C: Look, there is a long story tradition in wrestling of wrestlers putting their hands on Tony Schiavone. [00:12:33] Speaker A: Okay, yeah. [00:12:34] Speaker B: He's just a little old man, though. [00:12:36] Speaker A: He is now. He wasn't at one point. Yeah, there was a point where he was a little young man and it was okay to hit him. [00:12:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. I agree with that 100%. [00:12:47] Speaker C: It's like, you're fine. You can. You can do it, but you Owe me some sativa in the back. [00:12:55] Speaker A: Tony is here to. To interview Thompson Chompington. And Tommy says, I want you to repeat that I'm better than Jericho or he'll break his back. And he backs him up into the corner. And then. Then that brings out Chris Jericho. And Judas plays, and it just plays and plays and plays until it, like, gets near the end. So Tommy's just like, no, shut it off. So they sh. It off in time so that people can just keep singing, like, the chorus, which was, you know, good timing, well [00:13:29] Speaker C: done, but also like, oh, gosh. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I liked. It's so funny. I actually really appreciated Jericho on the mic tonight. I was like, damn, brother's got it. [00:13:44] Speaker C: He was kind of on fire tonight. He. [00:13:49] Speaker B: Yeah, he can. [00:13:50] Speaker A: He can be. [00:13:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:52] Speaker C: I'm just funny. [00:13:53] Speaker B: He wields the. The. The crowd like a knife, and I think it's awesome. Yeah, [00:14:02] Speaker A: no, this sucked. [00:14:05] Speaker B: I mean, that's fine. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Showed up and Jericho's like, what do you got to say for yourself? And he's like, well, it's time. I'm glad I could finally fight somebody who has hair. And, like, he does this whole thing where he, like, works in insults to his speech, and they're all bad. I hate every single one of them. [00:14:29] Speaker B: I liked Mad Santa. [00:14:31] Speaker A: And then Thompson is just like, is this a joke to you? And he says, no, it's not. He doesn't think any of it's a joke. And the reason he's mad is because he. That Thompson's mad is because he's not Jericho. When he came back, and when Jericho came back, Chompers was. His spot was threatened, so. And then he tells him to get with the program or he'll shove the stick even further up his ass. And then they fight and they pull apart, and it sucked. I didn't, like. Wasn't good. [00:15:01] Speaker C: You should let me enjoy things. [00:15:05] Speaker A: You can do that. I just didn't. [00:15:07] Speaker B: Erica's not not letting you. She just doesn't like it. That's fine. [00:15:13] Speaker C: What did he say? You're just. You should just let me have this. [00:15:18] Speaker B: Just like you can still have it. Your happiness isn't dependent on Erica, right? [00:15:25] Speaker A: We can have different opinions. I just like better stuff than you. [00:15:31] Speaker C: Like, like. Hey, hey. Have you considered maybe you. Have you considered maybe you like getting pissed on? You know? [00:15:40] Speaker A: Why? [00:15:41] Speaker C: You try liking getting pissed on. [00:15:43] Speaker A: I mean, I'm not going to say I don't. [00:15:46] Speaker C: Son of a. I really kind of set that one up. I really did. I walk into that like a Flow of pee. Not. Not my thing. Not. Not my thing. God, I can't stress enough. This is sarcasm quite a bit. [00:16:02] Speaker A: Yeah, you're the one who brought it up. Yeah, you keep talking about it. I guess I think what it. I don't like about it is I don't necessarily like Jericho being like, you know, comedy and salty and then going just like, hey, get with the program. Because that's very shitty. Because I think it's a fair thing to say, like, hey, I just got here and I'm trying to, you know, do my thing. And then you showed up and take all the attention and you didn't do anything. You lost a bunch of matches to ricochet and then won once. [00:16:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm not saying it's great. I'm not saying it's like fan tastic. I'm saying it's fine grabs for what I'm sure is going to be a. An all right match, you know? [00:16:49] Speaker A: You know, an all right match. Yes. That is what we all aspire to, look, is to watch an all right classic. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I just. I just howled off, okay? [00:17:01] Speaker A: The Val Venus special. [00:17:06] Speaker B: I. The. Yeah, [00:17:10] Speaker C: yeah. No, you're right. You got me that one hit. Holy. [00:17:18] Speaker A: The all right, classic. I. I'm just like. I. I'm not sold on it. [00:17:24] Speaker C: I'm sorry, real quick. This is a quick aside. The audacity to call, like, one of the most boring splashes I've ever seen. The money shot. All right, continue. Oh, holy. [00:17:37] Speaker A: Do you think he actually understood, like, splash, money shot, like the play on words there beyond just, you know, come, like there's more than come. There's like extra calm. [00:17:47] Speaker C: No, I think I. I really think all he's thinking about is come. Most of the time. I'm. I'm thinking. I'm guessing. Yeah. [00:17:54] Speaker A: I bet you he doesn't even call it come. [00:17:56] Speaker C: He probably calls it, but what can we not. It's pride. [00:18:01] Speaker A: I think because it's pride, we should be allowed to make fun of that transfer. [00:18:06] Speaker C: Oh, no, no, no, no. You can make fun. I was just trying to. I would. That was joke. To try to get away from the body horror of coming. I saw us coming up with. I. I saw us coming up with a Jericho size list of names for come as you're. Because I was like, look, I saw the feature of. Of us. Yes. Anding where you're going. And I said, we can't. We simply mustn't. We have a show to talk about. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Loveland frogman name for your sperm. Hey, hey, quick backstage thing. Kevin Knight and Don Callis arrived. Renee wants to ask some questions, but Don does it himself. Andrade, El Idolo shows up and says that he's. [00:18:51] Speaker B: Hey. [00:18:52] Speaker A: He's like, hey, where's my world title match? I want a world title match before Kevin Knight. Knight tells him off, gets at the back of the line. And Andrade wants to know from Don, are you with him? Are you with me? [00:19:07] Speaker B: Excellent question, Don. [00:19:11] Speaker A: And then stemming from violence on collision. Continental title match, not an eliminator. John Moxley vs. Shane Taylor. Cincinnati vs. Cleveland. [00:19:24] Speaker B: Big, big day for the Ohio rivalry This, this match. [00:19:32] Speaker A: I love this match. I was excited when they announced this match. [00:19:36] Speaker C: This match was nuts because, like, I, I all. One of the. I didn't take many notes. One of the things I took note of was, like, there are so many points during this match where I was just like, I don't think I've ever seen anyone Match match. Jon Moxley is nasty. Like, just nasty violence. Like, just getting in his, like, really real, like, up, like, bar fight. Like. [00:20:05] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what it felt like. [00:20:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Like he really matched his freak in that sense. If you wheel and John brought a lot of freak. We'll get. I'm sure we'll get there, but there was a moment in the corner where I was just like, this is. [00:20:21] Speaker A: It was. It was interesting. They always, like, pointing out, like, the. Here's the thing that Mox has an advantage of over this guy, and here's where he's weak and here's how the guy is going to try and, like, Taylor doesn't have the grapple game. [00:20:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:39] Speaker A: That Mox does. [00:20:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:41] Speaker A: So he wants to. He wants to, like, you know, do a boxing match. He wants to do strikes, and he doesn't let Mox do his grappling as much as for as long as he possibly can. [00:20:51] Speaker B: Kind of suggests that ST is also stronger or faster than Mox. And I don't necessarily. He's fast, but he. I don't necessarily know if he's faster than Mox. [00:21:02] Speaker A: Maybe on the hands. He's got fast hands. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Definitely fast hands. [00:21:06] Speaker C: I mean, Mox is older, but he's also agile. Spelt. [00:21:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Did you see the. Did you see. There are two signs that I spotted. One was at Mox, his intro here. And another one was right behind the Taz and Excalibur, where it was fix your heart or die, which in rainbow, which I thought was. [00:21:29] Speaker C: I didn't. [00:21:29] Speaker A: I did see that. Yeah. There was. There was. There's a few people. Yeah, I saw the fiction hurts or die. And then. You're talking about the wolf pack, aren't you? [00:21:37] Speaker B: Yes. I loved it. [00:21:38] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:21:39] Speaker C: Just holds up the wolf pack. [00:21:41] Speaker B: It was so. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Yeah, somebody's got a wolf pack, too. [00:21:44] Speaker C: Sweet. [00:21:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Oh, my God, it was. [00:21:48] Speaker B: And he was right by the aisle, too. So Mox had to have seen it as he was walking back through. [00:21:54] Speaker C: You know, he had to have been trying so hard not to lose his mind. Just don't, don't corpse. Don't. That's amazing. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:09] Speaker A: I did not actually see the wolf pack until somebody mentioned it today, but thank you. Yeah, it was. It was. This was really good because, like, they're just fighting, punching. They go to the outside. And then just. Taylor just like, I'm just. No, you're going in the table. And he just throws table. [00:22:29] Speaker B: Mox attempts to wrestle, and he does a tope. And I was like, what is going on? Like, you know, it's a real fight when he's got it, when he's got to go through the ropes. [00:22:42] Speaker A: He went for that baby face suicidal really early, and Taylor just catches him. Like, he throws him into the corner, and then he just picks him up and talks him through the fucking table. [00:22:53] Speaker C: Like Iron Haggi Ish. It was more of just a fuck you. You're dying. [00:22:57] Speaker A: You're going over. [00:22:59] Speaker C: You're. You're going over not being the biggest guide. [00:23:03] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [00:23:04] Speaker A: It's really good. I did. I did enjoy Mox just, like, laying on the wreckage of the table, pulling. He picked up a bottle of water. She was there. Starts drinking. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a. [00:23:22] Speaker A: That just. [00:23:24] Speaker B: He wishes that was a beer. I feel like he. He desperately wishes that was a beer. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:23:33] Speaker C: Wait, does Hampter know that his. John Moxley's history. [00:23:36] Speaker B: I know that he. He used to drink a lot. Okay. Enter the ring. Yum. [00:23:42] Speaker C: Well, I was gonna say. Did you just pull that out of thin air? You had a comment. Okay. I was like, yeah, what? [00:23:48] Speaker B: I didn't think I can learn sometimes. Sometimes I know. [00:23:52] Speaker C: No, you know things you mo. You know more and more, and it scares me. [00:23:56] Speaker A: You don't know about the history of the nation of domination. [00:24:00] Speaker B: Not yet. Not yet. [00:24:04] Speaker A: Commentary does a whole thing during commercial where they're talking about how Mox went on the local news and taught them how to gouge people's eyes out. So I thought that was sweet. [00:24:15] Speaker C: That's amazing. Well, he. He. He gave everyone demonstrations this week. Yeah, no, he did lots of gouging and bites of the face and raking of the back. And I was just like, is this. [00:24:28] Speaker A: I feel like maybe, maybe like he saw a kid in a hospital. He's like, oh, gee, Mr. Moxley, could you, could you tear his eyes out for me, Mr. Max? That's your thing, kid. I don't like the temperature in this room. [00:24:48] Speaker C: Wait, you're dying. [00:24:49] Speaker A: There's too much terminal illness. [00:24:51] Speaker C: You dying. I'll do it real sexy like too. Just for you though. [00:24:56] Speaker B: Just for you. [00:24:57] Speaker C: Just for you, kid. [00:24:58] Speaker B: God damn wish. It was a. Make a wish. Ah, man, I absolutely be like, break his neck. [00:25:04] Speaker A: Yep. [00:25:06] Speaker C: Six Death Riders. [00:25:09] Speaker A: I think. Honest to God, the most disgusting thing in the match was when Shane Taylor gets Mox down. He pulls the ring open over his face and then leg drops him. So he like basically waterboarded him with his ass. Yeah, and that's gotta suck. That had to suck. [00:25:28] Speaker B: Oh, that's like £330. [00:25:33] Speaker A: Like. I know, I know. Shane's got a lot of cushion on the butt. [00:25:36] Speaker C: That's like a me. [00:25:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but like that's like still a lot of human being coming down. You can't see it coming. [00:25:45] Speaker B: There was a bunch of punishment before that too. [00:25:49] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he's just pummeling the out of knocks most of the match. Like he just like, oh God. [00:25:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:53] Speaker A: Coming back. He's just punch, punch, elbow, die. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Yeah. I called this the Shane Taylor supremacy because like Mox was just at his mercy. [00:26:05] Speaker C: Like that's why I'm saying it was gross. Like he was just, he was him up. [00:26:12] Speaker A: Like it was a straight fight and I really like. So they call. 10 minutes left to the match. [00:26:19] Speaker C: I don't know about straight. There was not a whole. I'm that not. That didn't feel straight to me at all. Oh, straight fight. [00:26:27] Speaker A: Would you stop? Never. There's nothing straight this month anyway. [00:26:34] Speaker C: Exactly. Thank you. Respect. [00:26:36] Speaker A: They call. They call. 10 minutes left to the match and Taylor hits a big splash for two and then Box just like tries trying to choking them out and he gets a lariat and then Taylor locks in a cobra clutch. Yeah. And I did, I did have a laugh at this because the, the. The Taz is like doing like this intricate description of how Moxley is trying to break the cobra clutch and the camera is just like not showing it and they do two cuts to try and get to it and they finally get to it and Box is already free. Oh, he's just like, yeah, well, all right. He did it. He broke the escript. Whatever. [00:27:18] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:27:21] Speaker A: they're back to forearming each other. And the Mox gets rocked, but he comes back with a cutter. And he just holds on that into an arm bar. And then Taylor just uses his weight and he, like. I've never seen this actual counter do an arm bar in a match where he just. He just kind of rolled out of it because he was so big he [00:27:38] Speaker C: could break it, which is pretty cool. [00:27:41] Speaker A: It was cool. And then he, like. And then for. For payback, he just knees Mox in the face and just starts punching the out of him, which is. Which was really good. So now we get to the finish. Mox avoids a pile driver. He picks the ankle. He tries going for the ankle lock, but Taylor kicks him out. He can't get up fast enough. He eats a curb stomp. Bully choke. And Shane Taylor has to tap indeed because the circumference of his neck. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:28:11] Speaker A: Easy to choke him out. The circumference of his neck. Thank you, Taz. Dr. Taz. [00:28:16] Speaker C: Yeah, thick neck Jones over here. [00:28:18] Speaker A: Yeah. I think you should put a doctor in front of his name. He should be a doctor. Dr. Taz Luther. [00:28:22] Speaker C: If Luther got to used to do it, then, like, then surely Taz can be a doctor because Luther was a doctor, wasn't he? Yeah. So you can just go. He can get his doctorate from wherever the. That butler got his. [00:28:36] Speaker B: So, you know, there was the one rare Jon Moxley L where he puts st. Like Shane Taylor up on the top buckle for some goddamn reason. [00:28:50] Speaker C: And then gay sex to him. [00:28:53] Speaker B: Jane Taylor, of course, like, pushes him down and you get a splash from him off the heart rope. And I was like, why would you help this man up? Like he's never been on the top buckle before. Like, you don't need him on top of you like that. It's just, like, rare. John L. I know he was probably going for, like, some sort. Sort of like, back or something, but I don't know. [00:29:17] Speaker A: I'm gonna say call it kayfabe. That he's used to having the high gravity, so it was just easy for him to do it. [00:29:24] Speaker C: Yeah, My. My guess is that he. He was trying to finish the lesson that he was giving on the eye gouging. So he made sure that he had him up where everyone could see. [00:29:37] Speaker B: Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Showing it off. Yeah. [00:29:40] Speaker C: And he's like, all right, kids, remember Game of Thrones? All right? So you take both your thumbs and like, that's what he did. And then. Yeah, it's good. [00:29:50] Speaker B: Was the choke that they. He got Sean Taylor Shane Taylor. The same choke that he was showing Will Ospreay. [00:29:58] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker B: On Yuta. [00:29:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Open the door and cram that in. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:30:05] Speaker A: I love the door. Open and jam. Open and jam. [00:30:08] Speaker C: Open and jam. Open and jam. It's pride, baby. Open and jam. [00:30:12] Speaker B: We call that a callback. [00:30:16] Speaker A: A call back callback. [00:30:20] Speaker C: Why is it the only things I. Why is it the only things I remember that we say on this podcast? Is the real weird gay? [00:30:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I have no idea. [00:30:30] Speaker A: I don't know why. I don't know. [00:30:33] Speaker C: Why do you think that is? [00:30:34] Speaker B: Let's talk about it. [00:30:36] Speaker C: Why am I like this? [00:30:39] Speaker A: Anyway, Shane Taylor is a sore loser and he attacks postmatch. Carly Bravo from the infantry comes out and he gives Shane his belt to whip the out of Mox. And now, like the rest of Shane Taylor Promotions, he's hit the ring. Garcia shows up and gets killed immediately. And Trisha Dora. [00:31:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:01] Speaker A: God bless you, Trisha Dora, for even being enough of a badass to take on. Marina just laser out with a kendo stick. [00:31:09] Speaker B: Yeah, that was sick. [00:31:10] Speaker A: It was cool. [00:31:12] Speaker B: Death Rider. [00:31:13] Speaker C: L. Right? [00:31:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Usually they even not run. [00:31:18] Speaker A: They. They even pointed out that, like, yeah, nobody. Nobody else in the. From the Death Riders is around. Pac is getting ready for his match later, so there's no help. And, yeah, it was weird. Death Riders got laid out by heels. [00:31:32] Speaker B: Taz was ecstatic. Oh, my God, Taz. Oh, just. He's. [00:31:38] Speaker C: Best day of my life. Excalibur. [00:31:40] Speaker B: Yeah, Just Christmas for Taz. Oh, my God. [00:31:44] Speaker C: What about when Hook was born? This is better. [00:31:48] Speaker A: I mean. I mean, I think it depends on how Hook turns out, but so far this is better. [00:31:58] Speaker C: Do you think when Hook was born, there was, like this whole songs, like, tell my mom I'm back in town. [00:32:04] Speaker A: I. I want to believe that there was, like, they. They did the spotlight bit on, like. [00:32:10] Speaker C: Yeah, He's like, what are you doing? Taz is like, I'm getting the gimmick ready now in case there's any infringement, you know. [00:32:28] Speaker A: Does the afterbirth have to be orange? [00:32:35] Speaker C: Oh, God, yeah. [00:32:37] Speaker B: If they've been in our crowd for the last any time in the last six months, then it's probably going to be. [00:32:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Completely normal. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Completely normal. Don't worry. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Don't worry. That's fine. It's fine. Yeah. They give us a little promo video for Mercedes Monet who came? [00:32:59] Speaker C: Dude, this video package fire. [00:33:04] Speaker A: This is great. Everybody was celebrating her downfall, but she was at home watching. She sat back and watched the division lose Its power. She saw champions get killed. Apparently. [00:33:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Apparently. Yeah, yeah. Huh? Talk about it. Talk about it. [00:33:21] Speaker A: No one can fill her shoes now. She's back to show everyone who she is. She's not back for. For redemption. She's back for what's hers. So she is wrestling Hazuki from stardom next Wednesday. [00:33:36] Speaker C: I am excited. Yeah, this is. I'm very happy to see her back. And I love that she, like, came out here. So I'm just gonna cut a promo. Just saying all those things that those weird trannies have been saying in that podcast. And, like, I've just sat back while y' all ruin the women's division. I was like, yes, [00:33:58] Speaker A: the women. [00:33:59] Speaker C: Say it again. No, no, Tony did. [00:34:02] Speaker A: Tony did. [00:34:03] Speaker C: But she. Yes, but she's still saying it, which, you know, I'll take it. It's in kayfabe. It's kayfabe. It's kayfabe. All right. In my head canon, she's speaking to Tony, but she's saying to the women, because you know her. To hear first rumor. [00:34:23] Speaker A: I don't. I don't think we should claim the work. Blame the workers when. No, the writer is not giving them anything to do. Don Callis. [00:34:31] Speaker C: No, I'm not blaming the workers. [00:34:33] Speaker A: Don Callis. This is a worker. I will blame Don Callis. Toothless Don. Toothless Don, that should be his nickname, comes out to introduce Kevin Knight. And they come out and Knight thanks him for the intro and says that Cincinnati is a weird ass city and everybody's still mad at him, but they should be mad at Darby Allen. That's true. You should be mad at Darby Allen always, for letting them down. I was not let down by him. I was happy. Maybe they should be mad at Speedball for breaking up jet speed. That's why they're booing. And it's definitely not because Knight joined the Don Callis family. The bums in the back wrestle for stars. But Don saw for what he was, and now they're working on night's time to get him the world title. And Kevin Knight calls out mjf. And we get the rapist instead. Party's over. Yeah, Darby. [00:35:42] Speaker C: I just couldn't. I don't know. Wasn't it like a mountain you could go climb or something? God damn it. [00:35:49] Speaker B: You already got the biggest one. [00:35:51] Speaker C: That's. Try again. [00:35:56] Speaker A: Yes. Do it without a coach. [00:36:01] Speaker C: This time. Do kick flip. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Go for it. I believe in you, kfab. [00:36:09] Speaker B: I love this part. I love people getting hit in the back of the head. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Well, yeah. Surprised? Yeah. Surprise. Head trauma is like one of the best things about wrestling. Yeah. [00:36:18] Speaker B: Yeah. It's a lot of fun. And I hate. I hate Kevin Knight. Heal. Don't talk bad about my friends. Mike Speedball. Mike Bailey. [00:36:29] Speaker C: Absolutely. Yeah. No, he failed. He failed to murder Darby Allen, and thus I am also mad at him. [00:36:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Honestly, I am disappointed in him. Why isn't Darby. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna start calling Kevin Knight. Mount Everest failed to kill Darby Allen. Instead of the jet, we'll call him the Bus. [00:36:53] Speaker A: The boss. [00:36:53] Speaker C: Yeah, the buzz. [00:36:55] Speaker A: Kevin Knight. I get it. [00:36:57] Speaker C: Because you failed to kill. [00:37:00] Speaker B: You were so. You had one job. You had one job. [00:37:04] Speaker A: Actually, Sorry. [00:37:06] Speaker C: I'm really pleased with myself about the bus, Kevin. [00:37:11] Speaker B: The bus. I had a very quickly. I had a dream that I saw walk by speedball Mike Bailey. And I called out, I said, Mr. Speedball. And I immediately died in my dream because I was like, that's not his last name. That's needlessly gendered, and that's the wrong one. And I was just like, how do you cringe yourself to death in your own dreams? He just looked at me and I was like, thanks. [00:37:41] Speaker A: When I die in my dreams, I like, die, die from like. [00:37:46] Speaker B: No, I just. [00:37:46] Speaker A: Awful stuff. You misgender speedball and die on the spot. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I cringe so hard, I turn inside out. [00:37:56] Speaker A: Mr. Speedball, [00:37:59] Speaker B: honestly, that's what I want. That's what I want. Just die. [00:38:02] Speaker C: And they just look over. He's like, why is there this dead possum? [00:38:08] Speaker A: Just be like, oh, Mr. Speedball. He looks over and you burst into flames. [00:38:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:13] Speaker B: Yes. Feels like that. That is a more merciful. [00:38:18] Speaker C: That's more merciful. [00:38:20] Speaker B: The pain ends eventually. [00:38:23] Speaker C: Poor Gabriel Byrne. Oh, God, that's so tough for him. [00:38:27] Speaker B: I love Gabriel Burn. [00:38:29] Speaker C: Right? [00:38:29] Speaker A: He got set on fire. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Being of Incredible. Speaking of fire, I really like this match. [00:38:36] Speaker A: Yes. Next match. [00:38:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Great transition. That's so good. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Transition here versus Mark Briscoe. [00:38:48] Speaker B: This was so weird and so good. I watched it all again a second time. I really. I love Pat. I love Pac. [00:38:57] Speaker C: He's so good. [00:38:58] Speaker A: He's so good. Also incredible commentary. [00:39:04] Speaker C: My favorite little guys. You know, it was like two little guy. It was lil guy festival and that's why I liked it. [00:39:10] Speaker A: Guy Cold. [00:39:11] Speaker B: Great. A great wrestlers wrestling. [00:39:13] Speaker C: Really? You're writing down little guy Fest? It looked like your little guy Fest. Like, I have an idea. That's a great idea. I'm writing that down, Cam. [00:39:29] Speaker A: So commentary this week is do. Because this is. This is the summer blockbuster. Right? So they're Doing another summer blockbuster for Collision. So Commentary is doing a hard sell for Collision this week. So they're telling us that, like, you know, we're seeing a lot of storylines from Collision play out on Dynamite. So, like, they're talking about how Don Callis family and STP are working together and the Conglomeration and Death Riders are, like, kind of on the same page against them and. But, like, this is Conglomeration versus Death Riders. So, like. Yeah. Tune in Saturday to see what the. They're pretty evenly matched to start. And Briscoe. Briscoe does get the advantage once he starts landing some chops. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:40:16] Speaker A: And then Commentary spends. I spent. I feel like I spend more time talking about Commentary than the matches. But, like, Commentary is delightful because they're talking about Mark Disco's farm, like, the whole match. [00:40:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:27] Speaker B: And his hands. How big his hands are. [00:40:30] Speaker A: His hands are huge, apparently. [00:40:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:33] Speaker C: For the catching of Pimpins. Yeah. [00:40:37] Speaker A: I don't know if his hands are huge or maybe if Taz just has small hands. Who can say. [00:40:46] Speaker C: Small hand, Taz. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Small hand, Taz. But yeah, it was. It was good. This is really good. Oh, Mark. I love Mark doing the cactus elbow. [00:40:59] Speaker B: Yes. Because he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out. Yeah, Shout out to Mick Foley. [00:41:05] Speaker A: Shout out Mick Foley. And we've said it. Mark is. Mark is the Mick Foley guy that everybody thinks Darby is. [00:41:14] Speaker C: Yep, yep. [00:41:14] Speaker A: Gif up. [00:41:15] Speaker C: So I'm very happy to see him do this. Yeah. I was just gonna comment on the graphs, but, yeah, get Darby. Yeah, they know. You mention it. [00:41:30] Speaker A: I mean, I didn't. I. He was an unwanted presence on tonight's episode after two weeks of, like, really good. And so. Yeah, go yourself. [00:41:40] Speaker C: Yeah. No, it was truly unnecessary. You're right. You're right. You should say it. [00:41:45] Speaker A: So after the elbow, Pac turns it around with a goddamn brain buster. On the chair. [00:41:51] Speaker B: On the chair. [00:41:54] Speaker A: Just like, holy. [00:41:57] Speaker B: Yep. [00:41:58] Speaker C: Nuts. [00:41:59] Speaker A: Don't do that. And then comment. Then Pac gets his heat during the commercial and Commentary, again, highlight. Just talking about Newcastle, Delaware, and Taz is like, oh, it's like Newcastle, England, and there's no chickens in England. [00:42:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Was like, you know, there. You know, where he grew up. It was also very working class. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess so. It's just like. And Tony was like, do you. They have. Do they have chicken farms? [00:42:38] Speaker A: No, no, there's no chicken. It's not like there's no chickens in Newcastle. There's no chickens in England. [00:42:44] Speaker C: There's not chickens in England. Absolutely not. [00:42:47] Speaker A: It's not a single chicken. [00:42:49] Speaker B: Straight, straight facts from Taz I. Really so hard some days. [00:42:54] Speaker C: He's got a beautiful mind. He really does. [00:42:59] Speaker A: Beautiful mind. Complimentary. [00:43:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. It's either or. It could go a little bit of both. That's what makes it beautiful. [00:43:08] Speaker C: Oh, I love it. [00:43:10] Speaker A: So Babyface comeback out of the commercial for Mark. He does his redneck kung fu. Gets a big iconoclasm. Only gets two. [00:43:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:18] Speaker A: Pac comes back with a slingshot. German suplex, can't get a brain buster. And then my favorite part of the match, absolute cinema. They do the Eddie Benoit suplex over the rope spot to the floor. And, like, I lost my. When that happened because I love that spot. I do. [00:43:36] Speaker B: It was very good. [00:43:37] Speaker A: Sorry. [00:43:37] Speaker B: I wrote it. [00:43:38] Speaker A: It was good. [00:43:38] Speaker B: I wrote it down. I didn't know what it was, but I liked it so much, I was like, hell, yeah. That's so cool. And then I'm. You're like, ah, yes. And I'm like, ah, there we go. [00:43:46] Speaker C: Like, wait, that's theirs. That's Eddie's. You talk about my Eddie boy. I don't. [00:43:54] Speaker A: I don't know how many Eddie Benoit matches we watched while we were doing the Monday thing, but it was at least twice. And they did this spot in both of them. The only thing that was. That wasn't the same on this one was Dean Malenko didn't come out and kick somebody in the head. [00:44:12] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I remember that. Yes. Because it was the first time Dean was actually us, like a. A heel sack of. Where he's like, yeah, I'll kill Ben. [00:44:21] Speaker C: Well, I don't give a. Yeah, that was. That was. That was when they're like, it's not enough that you're a really good wrestler. You have to, like, go be a dick. You gotta go, like, be a dick about it. [00:44:30] Speaker A: And especially because. Because that was. That was the. The NWO episode. The one when they came out and did the stuff and Dean came out and kicked Eddie into head. [00:44:42] Speaker B: I mean, he wanted the belt. [00:44:44] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. It's like I said in the chat, too. I don't know if they invented that spot, but they perfected it. Because every single time those two did it, it looked gross. It just looked like they had no control at all and they were just falling willy nilly to their deaths and just. Wow. Well, phrasing, but yeah, wow. Just. But also, like, just this one was, [00:45:12] Speaker A: I would definitely say, like, much safer than the 90s ones. [00:45:17] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:45:18] Speaker A: But it was cool. I wanted mentioned. Well, Done. [00:45:20] Speaker B: I've got that big old booty too. So for the, for the apron, [00:45:29] Speaker C: It's wet. Talk about moist ass. [00:45:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Back to being wet again. [00:45:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:38] Speaker A: So they get back in. They get back in and I sort of missed what was happening here, but like Pac was going for a black arrow and he gets tossed with the belly to belly and then he gets, he gets marked down again and he ends up doing a shooting star press. But he eats knees, gets the knees up and then gets a day driller and that ends the match. It was a good little match. It was good. [00:46:02] Speaker C: I was into it. Yes, very much so. [00:46:05] Speaker A: Not too long, not too short. It was like good link, good TV match. Good TV match. [00:46:10] Speaker B: Everybody, everybody put forth a really solid, good effort. And even though packed and like, I understood why Brisco one because you can't lose and then call out mjf. But yeah, just great, great showings for both of them. [00:46:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess it was obvious who was going to win, but yeah, I'm happy with it. Good stuff. So, yes, Mark, as Hampter says. Mark grabs a mic and he says MJF told him no to a title match last week, but he's got a direct line to one after all. So get on out here, Max, because. Oh, yes. I didn't put it in my notes because my stream turned to pissing for a minute and I missed some stuff. But apparently Mark was talking to Tony Khan of Austin. [00:46:58] Speaker C: Quick little heart to heart. Yeah. And he looked very nerdy. He looked. He looked super. [00:47:04] Speaker B: Tony Khan, my spouse was like, who's that nerd? Lol. That's Tony Khan. [00:47:12] Speaker C: That's the boss. [00:47:15] Speaker B: Boss man. Get the intro music. [00:47:18] Speaker C: Yeah. And he's like, no, no, no, that works out. That's great. That's a great idea. Get out there. [00:47:22] Speaker B: I love it. [00:47:23] Speaker C: Yeah, he's doing his, like, yeah, I'm a good boss. Book it. Yeah, I like it. Book it. Like it. Yeah, whatever. He just did. [00:47:32] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:47:33] Speaker C: And they don't say what it is. And I'm just sitting there going, this is so great because whatever he just did is going to be so much fun. And like, the fact that they're gonna make us wait for it is delicious. Loved it. [00:47:49] Speaker A: All right, say it. MJF comes out and he's in the crowd and he calls it the Midwest, like mid. [00:47:59] Speaker C: Damn right. [00:48:00] Speaker A: Mark keeps asking for title matches, but he is the law of the land. And the answer is no. And there's no one more important than him in this company. And a rising tide raises all Ships. And he's the rising tide, whether you like it or not. And Briscoe as a champion would be an anchor. And it's like, oh, well, you're so happy that you have friends. Well, I don't, but friends are a liability. He's like, yeah, your friends. He doesn't need friends because he has money. And then Jay Lethal and the swirl attack. And I had no idea who the it was because I didn't know they had tracksuits. Matching tracksuits now. [00:48:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:39] Speaker A: But they. They attack Mark Briscoe and they. They sort of like go back and forth a little bit before the conglomeration comes out and just murders those guys. [00:48:51] Speaker B: He actually gets some. He actually holds his own for like a hot second, which is nice. [00:48:59] Speaker A: But, yeah, it wasn't bad. I mean. Yeah. And Mark Briscoe should not be getting beaten up by the swirl. [00:49:05] Speaker B: No, absolutely not. [00:49:07] Speaker C: No, no, no. Mark Briscoe should be in the title hunt. Yeah. Mark Briscoe should be champion. And he heard it here first. [00:49:17] Speaker A: Tony Khan, nerd ass, can't listen in your dork. [00:49:27] Speaker B: From his hands. [00:49:29] Speaker A: Shove him in a locker until he books Mark Briscoe to be champion. [00:49:34] Speaker B: In which the pod bullies Mark Tony Khan into giving Mark Briscoe the title. [00:49:40] Speaker C: But it's like, seriously, it's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You got the book and then you just book drop them. Yeah, exactly. [00:49:48] Speaker A: But seriously, if he wanted to, he could pay to have us all killed and no one would find the murder. [00:49:52] Speaker B: Yeah, he could. [00:49:53] Speaker C: I. Oh, honestly, could you? Like, I mean, at this point, you'd be saving me and the government and probably you a lot of money. Yeah, [00:50:05] Speaker B: I don't know how. Doing the math. Don't do the math. Don't do the math. [00:50:11] Speaker C: Oh, I'm doing the math. [00:50:14] Speaker B: Going down the rabbit hole. [00:50:16] Speaker C: I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah. But Tony Cotton book better look better. [00:50:23] Speaker A: Mark's got the mic again and he's like, max, you say you don't need friends. Whatever. Because I know something you don't know. You're not the boss. You're just an Tony Khan. He came up with an idea for Tony for Forbidden Door. So they do a six on six cage match. So he tells Max to find some buddies. You little. [00:50:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Find somebody. [00:50:47] Speaker C: Is. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:49] Speaker C: Stupid. I'm so excited. This is gonna be stupid as. This is gonna be the silliest goddamn thing. Well, of course not. You'll. You'll. He'll hire some. [00:50:59] Speaker A: I'm sure. Hire some New Japan guys. And I don't know who he would hire necessarily, but he should hire some New Japan guys. [00:51:10] Speaker B: He should. [00:51:11] Speaker C: You got some of those lying around? [00:51:13] Speaker A: There's some New Japan guys in New Japan over there for forbidden doors. The door that is forbidden. [00:51:19] Speaker B: You can't. [00:51:22] Speaker C: Verboten door. [00:51:24] Speaker A: Verboten door. See, while. While all that's happening, Andrade's music hits, and he's wrestling Orange Cassidy, who's conveniently in the ring. And you want to talk about silly little matches. This, oh, my gosh, was this silliest little match, and it was my match of the night. [00:51:46] Speaker C: I had the best time. This was my match of the night. Yeah. [00:51:51] Speaker A: So fucking fun. So. [00:51:55] Speaker C: Well, it's two boys that I adore, one of which I. I wanted, like, do terrible sex things with. And. And, like, just. Yeah, I'll keep you guys guessing, but, yeah. [00:52:10] Speaker A: Both of them. Both of them, yeah. [00:52:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Why? Why stuff with them? [00:52:16] Speaker C: Because it's pride, and I'm trying to, you know, be good. That being said. That being said, I am a non binary trans woman, so if you're having sex with me, it's gay. Sorry, [00:52:31] Speaker A: if it's. If you have two guys, then it's okay. [00:52:36] Speaker C: Yeah, cool, Cool. [00:52:37] Speaker A: Yeah. If you have both of them at once, then it's gay. And especially if you have the tips of my touch. Awesome. [00:52:43] Speaker C: All right, I'm gonna make sure this is good. None of this is releasable. I'm so sorry. [00:52:51] Speaker A: So if it's on there, it's your fault. Got it. [00:52:54] Speaker C: Yep. [00:52:56] Speaker A: They grapple for a bit, and Andrade tells him to be a tranquilo, and Taz just. I don't think he could be more tranquilo. That's the wrong guy. He stops Orange from putting his hands in his pockets, and then Orange zips up Andrade's pockets so he can't do it. [00:53:15] Speaker B: I think he unzips because he was trying to put his hand. Andrade's hands in his pockets. And that's when Andrade slapped his hands away and took off his pants. Sorry. Not to. Not to bury them. [00:53:27] Speaker A: No, no, no, it's fine. [00:53:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:28] Speaker A: He rips his own pants off and he gets a huge pop. And Excalibur is like. Nobody reacts. Oh, is that what we're calling take off my pants? [00:53:36] Speaker C: Is that what we're calling it? He popped a huge something. I don't know about a huge pop. [00:53:40] Speaker A: This is not the first time that's happened. He had a boner during that one match with Darby, which was very distracting. [00:53:46] Speaker C: So here's the thing. And it's fine. I'm not judging at all. I'm sorry. I just got so, so distracted when you said that. No, I, I think he, I think he needs to, like, accept that, like, maybe he's old. He's got a little bit of an exhibition to streak with this whole gimmick because, like, yeah, I've noticed it keeps happening. It's not just that that thing's loose. It's like, sir, you're having a. You are happy to be here. [00:54:19] Speaker A: Okay. [00:54:21] Speaker C: How I know. How I know. I know. Okay. You're happy to be here. [00:54:26] Speaker A: So not to be outdone, and in a show of just animalistic sexiness, Orange Cassidy tears off his jeans to reveal another pair of jeans. And the crowd loses their minds. [00:54:40] Speaker B: As do I. As do I. I, I gave out a big. [00:54:45] Speaker A: Holy. That was, that was as good as CPA taking off shirt after shirt after shirt. [00:54:56] Speaker C: It was, it was really fantastic. [00:54:59] Speaker B: Ah, cpa. Ah, Love him. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Andrade takes exception to the gimmick infringement and beats up Orange and sends him to the outside commercial. Don takes a cheap shot when Andrade leaves him over by the announce table and then runs away from Orange Cassidy, which I think is just the funniest reaction you could possibly have to Orange Cassidy. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:23] Speaker A: It's like, oh, no. The calmest man ever is going to hit. He can't kick his ass. [00:55:28] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:55:31] Speaker C: yeah. [00:55:32] Speaker A: Don't feel like he's gonna chase him. He's acting like he just kicked John Moxley. He needs to be in, like, the next county over. [00:55:40] Speaker C: That's funny. He just reacts the same way to every wrestler. That's very funny. [00:55:44] Speaker B: Yeah, actually, that's true. He's such a coward that no matter who he's cheap shots, he just immediately scared of the. Yeah. Because he knows he's gonna find out one day. [00:55:56] Speaker A: Andrade takes a selfie with a fan who is not a plant. [00:56:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:03] Speaker C: They are not a sex worker. Who's who's fan, who's who's page you can find and give money. [00:56:09] Speaker A: Yes. It was probably should. It was, it was a normal civilian woman. Good for her. And good for him for actually doing it. Yes. Because I think we were all one of his, like, can you do do a normal lady? Not one of the, the really super beautiful ladies? [00:56:28] Speaker C: Because, like, you know, don't get me wrong, I, I, Yeah, no, right. Like I say, I say that, like, be not like, partly as a joke, but, like, that's literally, it is their, like, it's Actually kind of cool that they, like, find, like, online models and then give them money to do it. I think that's cool. But also that's why I bring it up, because I think that's actually really sweet. But, you know, like I said before, if you could just get the brickiest trans woman me out there just once, that would be so sick. I would love you forever. Again, Tony, Tony, please call me. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Let's see. They commentary rips on Don a bunch. On, on. I don't even know what a ballot is. Saying something about, like, he shouldn't be allowed in Cincinnati. And then just like. So they're very. There's dead silence. And you can tell they're just, like, all laughing before they come, because it's, like, right before it comes back from commercial, it's just dead silence for, like, 30 seconds. [00:57:27] Speaker B: Tony says, okay, because the. Tony tells the referee that Don gouged out that gouged OC's eyes. And Taz calls him a stooge. He's like, don't be a fucking stooge. He doesn't say, like, Tony gets on the headset, and he was like, you shouldn't be at this. Announce this, this. You shouldn't be in commentary. You shouldn't be announced desk. And Taz goes, I'm just doing my job. And Tony goes, not you talking about Don. Not you, Taz talking about Don. [00:58:08] Speaker A: I do respect the don't be a knack part of it, but also absolutely. [00:58:14] Speaker B: No, I, I, I, no, I don't. I don't like a snitch neither. But you two and Tony, like, pony Tony. Tony. [00:58:22] Speaker A: Tony. Siobhan, what are you doing? All right, so come back from commercial. Mr. Chavon and Andrade's trying the Three Amigos, but he get, he misses the third one. And OC gets a stun dog because he's slippery and crafty. He tries to do a dive to the outside. It gets caught. And suplex for the third. The third suplex happens on the floor. And then more, More serious happens as there's the other. The actual plant for the selfie comes out, and Andre is like, hey, baby, what's up? And then Leo Rush arrives. Leo Rush, the gremlin has arrived, and he wants an. He wants a selfie with Orange. He's like, yeah, sure. And then, like, if the, the pictures are online, like, Orange is, like, so far as possible away as he can from Leo. [00:59:20] Speaker C: And he's doing. And he's doing, like, his best Bruce Campbell, like, smile at the camera, like, hesitant smile. And it's so good. It's just this whole thing was goddamn genius. I couldn't have planned it better myself. I felt like it was made for me. It's just so happy. [00:59:41] Speaker B: And then the best. One of the best parts is like he take. They take the selfie and all draw just mashes into. Into him. [00:59:49] Speaker A: Right after the selfie, he kills him. And then Leo wants a selfie with Andrade. [00:59:55] Speaker B: That's right. [00:59:56] Speaker A: And Andrade's like, no. How you know he knows. How you know he knows. How you know? It's fine. [01:00:04] Speaker B: He knows. He is ancient. He is the land. It's coming. He is coming. I'm very excited for this. [01:00:13] Speaker C: I do hope he is involved with some sort of old one. Yeah, that would be amazing. [01:00:18] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know which one he necessarily would be with. I just hope not Cthulhu, because I think Cthulhu gets a lot of press. [01:00:28] Speaker B: Yeah. That's. [01:00:29] Speaker A: Could kind of use less. [01:00:31] Speaker B: Typical, everybody. [01:00:33] Speaker A: Typical. [01:00:34] Speaker B: That's because the only one that they know. [01:00:37] Speaker A: I know many. I know all the ancient names, [01:00:45] Speaker C: why [01:00:46] Speaker B: we're not allowed to use magic. Actually, one of the reasons you've been censured by the academy. [01:00:55] Speaker A: You heard about the academy? Oh, God. I didn't want that to get out. I've been telling people I graduated for years. [01:01:06] Speaker B: You could have graduated and then been censured. [01:01:08] Speaker A: So they stripped me of my degree. My necromancer degree. [01:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:16] Speaker A: We are back to Orange Cassidy being crotched on the top rope. His genitals are. No, no respite. [01:01:23] Speaker C: Groin, thank you very much. [01:01:26] Speaker A: And then actually, really, really cool. Really cool spot. Andrade goes for the dm and Orange counters it into a hurricane Rana. That was pretty cool. [01:01:37] Speaker C: Yes. [01:01:37] Speaker A: That was so good. And then comes out of that and hits a big forearm and they. They trade some strikes, and he's baiting him in with the weak shots, and he gets a bit. Orange gets a super kick. They get up on the ropes and they. They go out into the. The. The ramp they have this week is. It's one of those stage ones that just, like, goes. Leads right into the ring. I love that. And I love that when they do. [01:02:03] Speaker B: They always use it. I love it. [01:02:05] Speaker A: It makes. It makes a good, satisfying sound when Orange Cassidy DDTs him out on the stage and then hits the second one in the ring. [01:02:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:14] Speaker A: So many goods. [01:02:16] Speaker B: He says he's such. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Such good ddts. So, yeah, Orange wants the orange punch, and that's counted with the Dios de los muertos. And then the DM and that's it. [01:02:27] Speaker B: God, also the DM sick Andrade. [01:02:32] Speaker C: I hate to, I hate to see my good, good juice boy lose, but, like, what a way to go. God damn. [01:02:40] Speaker B: He had a good match. He fought. [01:02:42] Speaker A: It was great. Yeah. [01:02:43] Speaker C: That was exquisite. Oh, it was. It was like, everything about it, so exquisite. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Fun. It was incredibly entertaining. And I, I. Something I actually did neglect to mention, Andrade was came out with the IWGP Global Championship from New Japan. [01:03:02] Speaker C: He did. [01:03:03] Speaker A: And so I wonder if he. He's wearing it now at the post match. He's got a mic and he says he just has one question, how you know. Which gets a big how you know chant. [01:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah. The best part is he doesn't even have to say it. The crowd just starts picking it up. [01:03:24] Speaker A: That is so over. Incredible. [01:03:28] Speaker C: Of all, of all the, like, catchphrases. [01:03:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:33] Speaker C: Of things to go that far over with fans. How you know is so. It's just so funny. It's so good that that's what, like, we're, we truly are as wrestling fans, just a bunch of weird little sickos. We have no. I have no idea what's gonna hit for us. And then sometimes it's like, I mean, I'm, I'm a for it. Yeah. How you know? Like, absolutely know. And the way, and the way he delivered it. [01:04:03] Speaker A: So good. He's, he's good at this. And I will, I will point out he did, he did point at somebody holding up a sign that says Andrade fears Soano Jr. Who is a beautiful, handsome, goddamn attractive wrestler from CMLL who I. The first time I actually got to see him live, actually, I didn't see him at all. Like, I, I'd seen pictures of him, but, like, I saw him actually in person at a Tokyo Dome match. And, like, he comes out, I'm just like, who the is that? Why is he so beautiful? And why is he not. Why is he not like, just on the rest of the show, on the screen, the rest of them at night. I don't care about the rest of this. That man is hot. So I, I hope. [01:04:50] Speaker C: Sir, why aren't you holding me? Yeah. [01:04:53] Speaker B: Stop the match. Stop the match. I need cuddles. [01:04:57] Speaker A: Take me by the hand [01:05:00] Speaker C: Take me [01:05:00] Speaker A: to paradise Take me to the promised land yeah. So I hope that's a match that happens, but I wouldn't hold your breath. I have no idea who's coming up from Mexico for this. They give us a video promo from Osprey right after his match with Mark Davis from last week, and he says that Davis got stronger and he got stronger too, and he's going to Wembley and he can't believe it, but he owes something to the Death Riders. And Alex Windsor appears and she, you know, just throws her arms around them and she's like really, really, really upset over losing. I mean. Yeah, I get it. And will just kind of stand there for a second before he just like pushes the camera away and says, you know, not now, guys. [01:05:49] Speaker B: Yeah, he comforts her, he holds her. [01:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:51] Speaker C: I thought something else happened because I like. No, no, no. Is that really about the boss? [01:05:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, she really wanted to go to Wimbley. I mean, that was kind of. Well, that was her thing where she. Yeah, we're gonna be at the. You know, that'd be pretty sick. [01:06:07] Speaker C: Yeah, it was never gonna happen. Yeah, but like, yeah, yeah, man. [01:06:15] Speaker A: I mean, I like, [01:06:18] Speaker C: just didn't seem. I didn't. I guess I didn't get that. I didn't get that weight from it. It was a good match, but like, I didn't get that weight from it. I had a lot of fun with it, but it didn't feel like that heavy of a loss to me. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you don't do. [01:06:34] Speaker B: It's her. [01:06:35] Speaker A: Yeah, like, yeah, she. [01:06:38] Speaker B: I mean, like, she's the one that had the loss, so that's why she's. [01:06:43] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [01:06:46] Speaker B: No, I don't. [01:06:48] Speaker A: I, I actually see, like, I kind of understand where Ella's coming from here because the post match for Windsor versus Monet was like, oh my God, Mercedes is back and she won. And there wasn't like any focus on Alex Windsor being like emotionally devastated by that. [01:07:08] Speaker C: That's what I'm talking about. It felt like a vibe shift that I did not understand. And I was sitting here thinking, like, did the brawling I've saw, I'm sitting here confused. Like, did the birds break up up? Like, like, I thought something like that's how much of a shift it was. I was like confused at why she was so upset. I was like, did someone die? Like, she really gave it. Yeah, but no, no, like, that's all I. [01:07:33] Speaker B: She also, yeah, this is also her husband and it's an emotional thing. Like I can't imagine. I can't imagine any woman break or break, breaking down after her losing and then that not being held up like some sort of. Anyways, fair enough. [01:07:50] Speaker A: I mean, I think that was why they did. It was because they didn't focus on her postmatch at all. And this is be like, oh, yeah, this Is like a devastating loss for her. Let's have this. Because Osprey doesn't need anything, but I guess everybody's getting postmatch promos. Kind of like the C2. Anyway, I do. [01:08:11] Speaker C: I do really love the post match. Like, I need more. Like I said, for a long time, I need more of it. Now they're doing it. I'm really happy. Like, it's. It. Some. Some of the people on the roster, too. It's just the best. It's the best they're ever in a promo. It's like right after. After a fight. Mj, looking at you, that was. [01:08:30] Speaker A: That was one of, like, the reasons that Danny Garcia got over was he was in the C2 in 2024 and he lost, like, almost every single match. And he did this, like, emotional, like, promo afterwards. Like, I was this close. I was this close. Like, his, you know, everybody's overlooking me. And then he wins his final match send that, you know, helped get him over. So, like, yeah, you can. These are good. I just wish they didn't save it just for big matches and tournament time. I think that they should do it for more people. [01:09:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:05] Speaker A: We get a video package about Tekla and her declaring death to stardom and all about how she attacked President Okada in Vegas and in Japan, and that got her fired from Japan. [01:09:18] Speaker C: So reminder, everyone. I do murder dumb. [01:09:28] Speaker A: I. I don't know. I want to see who they get to fight Tekla. [01:09:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Because it's not gonna be sky blue. [01:09:37] Speaker A: It's not gonna be sky blue. They get to the Death Riders promo, and Jon Moxley is like, his throat's all up and he's like, oh, my God, I'd almost be proud of you. Except. [01:09:52] Speaker B: Choked him the out. [01:09:54] Speaker C: Yeah, it was pretty sick. I love him selling that. That's the days. That's why you can't talk. [01:10:01] Speaker A: So Marina has to come up and finish the sentence and be like. Mer tells Trishidora that she needs more than a kendo stick to save her when they. When she gets a hold of her. And Garcia lays out a challenge. Five on five, street fight on collision. I hope you chose your friends wisely, because we're dragging them to hell. [01:10:19] Speaker B: Nice one. Nice one, Danny. Good job. [01:10:23] Speaker C: Yeah, well done all around. Yeah. No, they really are just. The Death Riders are so good. Remember when people hated this? What? That wild? I feel like the whole time I was just like, I don't get it. I think it's so good. And, like, parts of it I didn't love. Some of the Booking I didn't love, but I get why they're doing it. [01:10:45] Speaker A: But, like, I didn't love them. Like, I think people have a very negative reaction to heel stables that cheat all the time. And to be fair, Mox was not having the bangers that he was right now. Like, yeah, that's what I mean. [01:11:02] Speaker C: Some of the booking. [01:11:03] Speaker A: His series with Copeland was the shits unfucking necessary. [01:11:08] Speaker C: It was. It was not great. Yeah. I still, like. I still attest that I had an okay time. I remember at the time, some people were like, oh, God, that was off on. And I'm just. I was like, you only think that because they've been on such a hot run, because that was like, they were on, like, a real. A run of really good. And then that was like. Like, as far as pay per views. And then that pay per view was like a. The. That main event was like. Because it just. It was. Who cares, people? It was a stinker. [01:11:36] Speaker A: The thing that happened was people worked themselves up into it being all in that year being Hangman versus Swerve for the title. [01:11:45] Speaker C: Okay. [01:11:46] Speaker A: And then that was. Well, that was. That was part of it. And then it didn't happen. And nobody. Everybody was like, I have no idea what to expect. What's going on. Moxley's gonna be the champion forever. And I think that there was a good chunk of it was. Some people just don't like Moxley's act and they. [01:12:07] Speaker C: I don't get it. [01:12:08] Speaker A: There's. It's the modern thing. It's like 79 stink, you know, it's like he was doing nothing to make people cheer for him. He was being the worst possible heel. Like, this was him at his like. Like this. In this. That era was him at his most. Terry Funk, to me, because that, yeah, like, heel Terry Funk was a complete bastard. [01:12:34] Speaker C: Like, the worst humank was a psychopath, [01:12:38] Speaker A: the worst human being alive. And Mox embodied that. But, like, he just had a whole bunch of guys backing him up this time. [01:12:47] Speaker C: Yep. [01:12:49] Speaker A: Meanwhile, Terry would just be like, I hate you and I'm going to kill you. [01:12:54] Speaker C: Oh, dang. Quick aside, my favorite is always going to be after Ric Flair wins the title at Clash of Champions. And he did. He. And Terry Funk does a Kanye where he comes in, he's just like, I don't mean to interrupt you. I just want to say I think you're so great and you look so good in that belt, and you're so good. Yeah. And he's just like, hey. And then Ric Flair's like, best night of my life. It's so good. And he's just going on. Terry's just like, again, I just want to say, so great. And, you know, I think maybe you should give me a shot at it. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, kid. Just getting, like, by the end of it, he's like, what? You too good for me? And, like, by the end of it, he's like, going insane and, like, kicking his ass, like, five minutes after. He just finished beating Steamboat. Like, oh, my. It's so. God damn it, you. For y'. All for getting rid of the archives. Because, like, I used to just watch Clash of the Champions just for fun. And like, God, those are some good ones. Terry Funk is insane. I'm pretty sure he pile drove. Drove him onto a table during all of that. [01:14:02] Speaker A: Like, I love Terry Funk. I love the Funk anyway, so much. Back to. [01:14:07] Speaker C: Yeah, back. Back to real life. [01:14:09] Speaker A: Back to modern era. [01:14:10] Speaker C: Well, modern era. [01:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah, modern last night. [01:14:14] Speaker C: Modern malat. [01:14:17] Speaker A: Next match, women. Women's Owen Tournament. Sky Blue versus Maya World. Maya is replacing Siri Siree. Had a neck injury like, a month ago. And they were like, I don't know about all this. And she's like, it's fine. It's fine. And she got. And it's not fine. She had to withdraw. And, you know, that's probably good. I would like her to actually get her neck fixed and not die. And then, like, the extra gut punch is Maya World. Her. Her brother apparently passed within the last week. So she's going through, like, emotional hell. And now she's just put into this position. [01:15:04] Speaker B: Yeah, this was wild. [01:15:06] Speaker A: This is. There was like, a match. This was a very, very good match. [01:15:13] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:15:17] Speaker A: it was really good. They make their entrances and we get like, a little picture in picture promo from the Triangle of Madness. And Tecla's happy that she pissed off Japan. And she says sky doesn't need help with Maya, but Julia will say a prayer for her. And we get like, Renee, you know, fills us in on all the background and all this. And then just. Just sky jumps Maya, like, immediately after at the bell and just beats the holy out of her. And it's very much, very much an underdog story in this match. [01:15:48] Speaker C: Yeah, [01:15:51] Speaker A: every Maya gets, like, a few hope spots, and then sky just shuts her down with elbow strikes or kicking her in the face. [01:15:59] Speaker B: So dominant. [01:16:00] Speaker A: It's very dominant performance. [01:16:02] Speaker B: And heel. And, like, he'll work too. Heel dominance. [01:16:06] Speaker A: Very heel. [01:16:07] Speaker B: Like, using the ropes and close fists. [01:16:10] Speaker C: And you gotta stop saying all of these combinations of words in relation to sky blue around me right now. [01:16:20] Speaker A: Closed fist. [01:16:22] Speaker C: Heels. Domination. Closed fist. Yes, yes. Closed fist. [01:16:29] Speaker A: Rope. [01:16:30] Speaker C: Sure. Why not? [01:16:31] Speaker A: High tension cables. [01:16:33] Speaker C: I'm. God. Oh, God. I'm gonna walk it off. [01:16:40] Speaker A: So, yeah, very, very underdog match. Maya almost gets. Gets a little hope spot. And sky kind of gets frustrated that she can't just put her away. Corner. Stop. Turns the tables. But then Maya tries to go after her through the ropes, and she gets caught. Hung up on, like, with a draping neck breaker from on the stage. And that was just gross looking. And then we get commentary, antics, hooray. I don't even know what Taz is talking about this, but he's like, tony, I know you know this because you've been around this business for a hundred years. [01:17:18] Speaker B: One hundred years. [01:17:20] Speaker A: A hundred years. A thousand years. I. I don't. I don't remember what he was talking about. I didn't write it down. [01:17:27] Speaker B: Was he talking about how young people get emot. When fighting? And he's like, you can't do that. You need to stay on them. I. Because I took no mental note of that. [01:17:38] Speaker A: I remember that. And this was. This had something to do with just. I. I don't remember. [01:17:44] Speaker B: Everybody inside wrestling is a fake and a phony. You. You know, they're not friends. Like, you're not here to make friends. You're here to make money. And Twin is more cash. And he's like. And I was just like, wait a minute, everyone. Like, aren't you giving away the plot there? [01:18:02] Speaker A: T is just describing wrestling. [01:18:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:07] Speaker A: And then he goes off and then he's. He stops himself and goes, I don't want to just sit here podcast. Just call the match, dude. And Excalibur goes, [01:18:19] Speaker B: oh, right. Because they're like, oh, so Don's a standup guy or so. So you're saying Don's a fake and a phony. He's like, yeah, he waffles and something. Like, he's fine. [01:18:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:29] Speaker B: Because, yeah, if you're gonna be like, everyone is fake and phony, then you're big. Even the people that you supposedly cheer for and that your friends are also fake and phony. That's how that works there. [01:18:41] Speaker A: But yeah, the. The. Just The. Just call the match, dude. I don't know if you know about this bit, hampter, but there when. No, When a w started, there was a show on YouTube called Aw, Dark. And Taz and Excalibur did the commentary for that by themselves. And it was just like, People said it sounded like a podcast because they were just like, they would. Like, they would just. Yes. And each other the entire time through every single match, and it was hysterical. But, like, there was. There was another incident actually on Dynamite where Tony Taz was saying some. And Tony was like, just call the match. And Taz flips out. It's like, call the match. I am calling the match, dude. It's. I'll. I'll show it to you when we're done. But, like, man, that's just, like. It's one of, like, the funniest bits because he actually has got actually mad about it. [01:19:36] Speaker B: That's so funny. Oh, my gosh. I love it. [01:19:39] Speaker A: It's good. [01:19:40] Speaker B: Not podcasting. Oh, [01:19:45] Speaker A: just call the match, dude. God. All right, so they come back from commercial and Maya gets a Cazadora double stomp. And that knocks sky out, like, Windsor a bit. And she survives a meat strike, comes back with a German. Sky does that cheeky Nando's kick in the corner and then does a running power bomb that I actually thought she'd, like, drop my. On her head with as a little scary from the angle. Pretty gross. And then Maya comes back with Northern Lights suplex, Shining Wizard. They both get two. She's getting frustrated. [01:20:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, her bridge just sick. Oh, my God. Yeah, she had some great suplexes here. [01:20:33] Speaker A: When she gets going, she's very pretty with what she does. [01:20:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:37] Speaker A: Oh, man. Yeah. Suplex is blocked. [01:20:40] Speaker B: I was like, how does sky lose this match? Because this was. I was watching it for a second time, and I'm just like, I. And then I see the end, and I was like, oh, Erica must have gotten a kick out of this. Anyways, please go. [01:20:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's right. I can see why you would think that. Yeah. So, yeah, they. Maya wants a Dragon suplex. Sky flips out of a German suplex, and it gets the run. Running knee. Everybody's down. Women's wrestling chant, which always kind of feels stupid. Like, cheer for the women in the match, not just, like, the general concept of women's wrestling, which I like, but cheer for the people in the match. [01:21:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:21] Speaker A: But, yeah, this match actually ruled. They do, but they trade roll ups. Sky just comes back and just kicks her in the face. Hits a tko, only gets two sky tries for. [01:21:32] Speaker C: Oh, good. I didn't miss all of it. This match did rule. All right. [01:21:35] Speaker A: This match did rule. [01:21:35] Speaker C: I'm back. While I was gone, this bird. This bird handed me a salad and then pecked my eye. And. And I'm. [01:21:43] Speaker B: I guess Waiting real bad there. Hello. [01:21:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:21:48] Speaker A: Oh, that's a hell of a blade job. [01:21:50] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I know. I got the Crimson Mask there because it's bird. Yeah, I'm eating it. Anyways, the finish. The finish. Tell me about the finish. [01:22:00] Speaker A: Sky wants to code blue. Maya rolls her up instead. Gets an extra bridge and gets a shock win. Maya world advances. [01:22:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:09] Speaker C: I'm so into it. I have loved Maya since she showed up with her friend who I can't remember the name of because every time I forget what they're high in high end, I want it's because I'm a nerd and I want to say Hyrule every time. [01:22:28] Speaker A: That's not a thing alike. [01:22:33] Speaker C: Yes, but it's hy. It's the H Y. Because I see it in my, in my look, some of us are readers, Erica. [01:22:43] Speaker A: I am a reader. What the are you talking about? I read. That's why it doesn't confuse me. I taught English. That's why this is confusing. You are not a small Japanese child. I don't know why you don't know this. [01:22:59] Speaker B: You don't know. She could be. [01:23:01] Speaker C: What if, you know, maybe I'd be better at this if I was. [01:23:04] Speaker A: Okay, maybe you never know. My circumstances change a lot of things. But yeah, no, I'm, I'm happy that she got the, the win and she's a good wrestler. [01:23:19] Speaker B: So I have a question. Does that mean Sere was going to win and go on to the semifinals? [01:23:25] Speaker A: I can't imagine Sky Blue beating Surrey. [01:23:29] Speaker C: I can. [01:23:30] Speaker A: I, I, I think that the plan might have been Mercedes versus Surrey in the finals. I think they've wrestled before. It would have been incredible. But it's not to be. I kind of figured Maya would win. Not for like any type of like, you know, you know, sob story, upset type of thing. But I think that I thought that she would win because wrestling Athena in the next round makes sense because Athena trained her. [01:24:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool. [01:24:03] Speaker A: Very cool. Speaking of very cool video package from one Mr. Zack Sabre Jr. ZSK. It's, it's forbidden door season, people. And ZSG is back in, back in town. [01:24:18] Speaker B: And he's tones are dulcet. I will tell you. [01:24:22] Speaker A: He has one of the few, one of the few English men whose voice doesn't immediately make me go, oh God, yeah, yeah, it's somebody who doesn't make me say, I have mace. [01:24:41] Speaker C: We have like seven English like Great Britain list. One of them might be a boy. Maybe we got a non binary and a girl for two. [01:24:53] Speaker A: Actually I'm not going to include. I'm not going to include northern accents in this, so. Matthew, you're still the only good British guy I know. Hey, second up to the group chat. Yes. This year for Forbidden Door season is Zach's year time of year. So he is issuing a challenge to Kenny Omega. What's the frequency, Kenneth? What do you say? [01:25:16] Speaker B: And he said yes. [01:25:19] Speaker A: So that's happening at Forbidden Door. [01:25:20] Speaker B: That's like, can they just like, make out a little bit? The wrestle and make out? [01:25:24] Speaker A: They should. I mean, Zach, you. Zach's been doing that in a lot of his matches. Like last year, like, he was making out Chris Brooks and Effie and. Yeah, I think they should do that. I think that's. [01:25:36] Speaker C: Can they do that a little bit? [01:25:37] Speaker A: I think they should. [01:25:40] Speaker C: It's gonna be a pay per view. You can get saucy. [01:25:42] Speaker B: Dear Santa, please bring me Christmas, Virginia and Kenny. [01:25:47] Speaker C: Yeah, just a little bit and sniff them and then. Yeah, and then roll them up for the pin. You know, that's fine. [01:25:55] Speaker B: That's fine. [01:26:02] Speaker C: And like, oh, it's fine. And yeah, we're gonna have to watch that pay per view. So patreon.com WNFF [01:26:16] Speaker A: Kenny is actually going to be wrestling bad dude Tito from TMDK on Collision. And that's cool. Kenny, like, almost never wrestles on Collision, so that's a good reason to tune in. [01:26:29] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Another good reason. Watch Saturday. Watch Saturday night. [01:26:33] Speaker A: Watch Saturday. Don Callis is hanging out with his boys. They're all celebrating. He's like, yeah, we're. We're awesome. We are friends. We have a good time. And MJF is just like, hey, Don, I got this dumb cage match. I need five of your guys. [01:26:49] Speaker C: This. This was my favorite backstage thing of the week because of what he says. Tell the folks I'm sorry to cut you off, but, like, this was so. Oh, my God. [01:27:01] Speaker A: Don is just, like, aghast and horrified. Is like, whoa, wait a minute, hold on. These are human beings. They're not just pieces of meat. And then MJF hands him a briefcase full of money. Is like, oh, yeah, they are meat. Boys. We're buying a boat. [01:27:17] Speaker B: Calls him. He's like, what do you think I am, a pimp? And I said, yes, yes, explicitly. [01:27:24] Speaker C: And you love meeting men. They are pieces of meat to you. You are a size queen, Don Callis. Yeah, I. [01:27:31] Speaker B: You are a pimp. [01:27:33] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Like, he. I'm like, this is. He's lit. It's literally your stud stable. You. Oh, my God. [01:27:39] Speaker B: Ddts for money. It's this, like, what are you doing? [01:27:44] Speaker A: Will DDT for food. [01:27:46] Speaker C: You. [01:27:46] Speaker B: You. [01:27:48] Speaker C: You say. You say deep squat in a way that makes queer ass freak just totally uncomfortable. And like, that is amazing. It's so like all of this. But yeah, using it. We're. Come on, guys. We're gonna use this. Get to buy a boat. Buying a boat is this. Oh, which so good. [01:28:08] Speaker A: Definitely gives me the. I hope they do a vignette on the boat. Kind of like how when Dark Order won that money and they all bought lawnmower writing. [01:28:22] Speaker C: That's amazing. [01:28:23] Speaker A: They. They need to do that. [01:28:25] Speaker B: That's. They should. That's what they. Where they shoot the post match celebration after the Don Callis family totally screws mjf. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:28:34] Speaker C: Semi related fun fact. The first three seasons of Dynamite are on to be now. So, like, enjoy that post so you can. [01:28:42] Speaker A: You can watch the Dark Order get a chili sponsorship and buy riding mowers. I don't even have a lot. My lawn's all rocks. Okay, man. [01:28:59] Speaker C: And then when you're done with that, you can watch the People's Joker to be really rules. Anyways. Continue. [01:29:04] Speaker A: People's Joker is awesome. All right, so, yeah, Kevin Knight steps forward and volunteers to be on Max's team on the condition that if they win, win it for him. He gets a rematch with Max. So, yeah, that's set in stone. But if he loses, then he doesn't get another shot as long as Max has the title. Andrade's like, hangs out after the boys go off to celebrate their boat, and he's like, hey, when am I getting my title shot? And D is just like, just wait. Don't worry. Don't worry about it. Because he's a bad pimp. And he'd be like, yeah, he doesn't [01:29:40] Speaker B: know how to keep his staple happy. [01:29:42] Speaker A: He can't keep his boys happy. Not good at this. He's old. He's old fashioned. Yes. [01:29:47] Speaker C: He's not good, though. [01:29:47] Speaker A: He's gonna get shot by. [01:29:50] Speaker C: He doesn't understand that the workers have a union now and that, like, Travis [01:29:53] Speaker A: Bickle is gonna shoot him to save Andre. [01:29:57] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. That's a deep cut. All right. [01:30:04] Speaker A: Taxi Driver is not a deep. [01:30:07] Speaker C: In case we have any, like, Gen Z listeners, there's this movie called Taxi Driver. Go watch it. And then you too can wonder what the our parents were up to watching Al Pacino. [01:30:18] Speaker A: Kind of be a pedophile. [01:30:19] Speaker B: Okay, so it's not Al Pacino. It's Robert De Niro. [01:30:24] Speaker A: Oh, wait, oh, yeah, you're right. It is De Niro. [01:30:27] Speaker B: The. The after shot of the. The. Sorry, spoilers. [01:30:33] Speaker A: Spoilers. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Is just there. There was a building. They cut off the entire top, and they just did a slow crane shot over the carnage of the hallway that he goes down in order to. Anyways, that movie. [01:30:49] Speaker C: That's wild. [01:30:49] Speaker B: That movie is first jfk now. It's a really good. [01:30:53] Speaker A: Yeah, this is actually like a good movie. It's very up. [01:30:56] Speaker C: It truly is. Yeah, it's extremely up. It's a classic. [01:31:00] Speaker A: It's pretty relevant. [01:31:01] Speaker B: I think People Night Cowboys is also very good. [01:31:04] Speaker A: What did I see? What did I just see? Somebody posted the. Oh, Cruiser Cruising. Somebody posted, like, the. The commentary of the director for Cruising being like. Yeah, he didn't know what fisting was. Yeah, we all had to wear leathers and assless chaps to go film in the. The men's club. Holy cruising. [01:31:32] Speaker C: All right, well, we're gonna. All right. Yeah. When we're gonna do a movie podcast. All right. Anyways, drive. Please drive. [01:31:41] Speaker B: We're at our last match. [01:31:42] Speaker A: It is the last match, and we're. Well, I guess it is kind of running long now. And men's own semi final. This is for the other half of the finals again to face Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. Swerve. Strickland versus Barodi King. And yep, my God, right away. Deep, loud, guttural ice chance. Just like the first time that happened. [01:32:08] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. Just really going. I will say the fact it. We should really speak. Speak to how great that match was with Andrade and O.C. that. That was my match of the night because we had this match, like, there was so much good. There was so much good. That women's match was pretty. Women's matches, like, there was so much good. [01:32:29] Speaker A: Mark and punishment Hawk was really good. There wasn't a bad match. There wasn't a bad match on the card. Really. It's just like that. The Andrade OC Was just like. It just made me happy to watch. Like, I just felt so good watching it. Yeah, it's like, this is. This is fun. It's got good wrestling. [01:32:46] Speaker C: I was sports entertained. [01:32:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I wouldn't say that. I would say I watched a fun wrestling match that had some excellent. [01:32:53] Speaker C: I know, I know. [01:32:54] Speaker A: Comedy spots. You Vince McMahon. I will piss on your skull, [01:33:03] Speaker C: dude. You know, you're gonna have to think of something he wouldn't like. Okay. [01:33:07] Speaker A: It's his skull. [01:33:08] Speaker C: That's fair. Fair enough. All right. God, I'm gonna have to edit this. Jesus. All right, last match. Hey, Swerve ducks and chops and Brody mcking. [01:33:25] Speaker A: Brody, Brody, Brody. Brody. King drags him ring for a choke, and he throws Swerve in the post, and it hits a big cannonball. Senton off the stage. And he's gonna. [01:33:36] Speaker B: Speaking of the ramp. [01:33:36] Speaker A: Yep, he's gonna do that seated cross body just, like, crushes dudes against the barricade. But Nana stops him from doing it. And Swerve gets back on the attack. [01:33:50] Speaker B: Like, this ends his heat, I think. I feel like he was really going in and then Nana gets involved and [01:33:57] Speaker C: then swerve him up a lot. [01:34:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:34:02] Speaker A: Sort of kicks him. Kicks him in the head and then sits him in the chair and does the swerve. Stomp to the chair. [01:34:07] Speaker C: That was so up from the apron. [01:34:10] Speaker A: Nasty. [01:34:10] Speaker C: Like, you ran. Oh, God. I was like, what the. Dude, dude, just. Let's go again. Go. [01:34:19] Speaker A: This was good. This was a good match. And, like, swerve. I always, like, give to the heels because, like, a lot of times their heat segments aren't very good. But, like, man, swerve. Swerve did a good heat segment on Brody. During the commercial, he gets, like, a bunch of stomps in the back. He does a gritty. And then he, like, he actually gets an Aubrey's face, which, like. [01:34:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:42] Speaker A: Gets real booze. People are, like, actually mad at him for that. Like, that's like, the only way he's going to get booed is if he goes after Aubrey. [01:34:50] Speaker C: He knows that's the only way. Yeah, well, you go after Aubrey and then they get mad. [01:34:54] Speaker A: They were pretty much, like, back to doing whose house? Swerve's house chant. [01:34:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:59] Speaker A: Brody's trying to make a bit of a comeback, and he's gonna superplex Swerve, but nada grabs his. Grab Swerve's foot and saves him. Corner pad comes off Swerve kind of props Brody up in, like, that cheeky Nando's position. But, like, instead of a super kick, he just, like, pump kicks him in the face. He's just like, jump kicks him with his heel. The toe of his heel. [01:35:20] Speaker C: It was sick. [01:35:21] Speaker A: That was nasty looking. There's just a guy just scream. Straight up screaming, eyes. That's like, right on, Mike. [01:35:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:35] Speaker C: Awesome. Okay, Ohio, you're. You have a lot to answer for. But that was. [01:35:40] Speaker A: And you have the. The Frogmans. The Frogmans. Murray Frogman. How's it called? [01:35:47] Speaker C: Myth Attorney at law. [01:35:50] Speaker A: He tries popping up Swerve and gets caught with a stomp on the Way down. So, like, he tries to, like, throw him up and, like, swerve. Just, like, crushes him on the way down. It was sick. [01:36:00] Speaker B: What Hype by Swerve. [01:36:01] Speaker A: It's so cool. He sends Birdie back and he tries doing the same thing, but Brody just, like, catches him and Uranagi's him into the desk. Which sounded gross because nothing broke. It all just sort of, like, crumpled a bit. [01:36:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. [01:36:16] Speaker C: Like, there's stuff under there. [01:36:18] Speaker A: There's a lot of stuff. [01:36:18] Speaker C: You know what I mean? [01:36:19] Speaker A: They didn't clear out any stuff. They just threw them on there. That hurt. Back inside and just. Brody's throwing bombs. Swerve tries to, like, actually run away. Like, Brody grabbing his. By his ponytail. [01:36:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:36:31] Speaker A: Pulls him in for a Saito soup site. A Saito? Not Saito. God, I gotta stop doing that. A Saito suplex sort of comes back with a giant kick. And then Brody just. Larry gets the shit out of him. And they're both down. I'm like, this is, like, getting really good. Like, I know that I was into this because, like, I'm taking furious notes on every single thing. [01:36:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. And I remember being at this moment, too, because I was like, that's the. The, like, all out of lariat thing that took out what's his face. Claudio. I almost just called him Cicero. Jesus Christ. [01:37:05] Speaker B: Cesaro. [01:37:08] Speaker A: Brody locks in a sleeper swerve, backs him into the exposed turnbuckle. So, like, that. That was. The thing came back. He bounces his head off it. So now Brody's bleeding. [01:37:18] Speaker C: Yeah, like, profusely. [01:37:21] Speaker B: He looks really pretty, too. I was like, I hope this doesn't awaken something in me. It's like. Damn. Damn, dude. [01:37:31] Speaker A: Damn. [01:37:32] Speaker C: He was. That was. Yeah, no, he was. He was. That was a good one. Like, that was like. That was a good one. [01:37:41] Speaker A: Wow. [01:37:42] Speaker B: He looks up, and I was just like, oh. Oh, [01:37:51] Speaker C: That was good, Ace. Except for this very one specific thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:38:00] Speaker A: This is the exception. [01:38:05] Speaker B: We found it. We found it, folks. Can only be on a full moon, though. And it's only. It's got to be, like, at 5pm on a Wednesday. [01:38:15] Speaker C: Like, Brody King bleeding. Like, it's a. [01:38:19] Speaker A: It's under the phone at 5pm at 5pm that's why it's so specific. That's why it's so specific. I understand. [01:38:30] Speaker B: That's my secret. [01:38:31] Speaker A: Cab's not out. [01:38:35] Speaker C: After. [01:38:37] Speaker B: The moon's not out. You can't get me. [01:38:40] Speaker C: Love you. The moon's not out. You can't get me. Holy. That's My God. [01:38:52] Speaker A: But he got me really good. [01:38:55] Speaker C: The moon's not out. You can't get me. It's real possum rules though, like for real. [01:39:04] Speaker A: That seems to imply that like. Like every Ace has like some kind of one thing. Like one very hyper specific thing. Like, like how there's like some fairy tale creatures would be like. Oh well, you can only do. You can only deal with the, the selkie. If it's you know, the third May of the decade and you have Silver and it's. Juno. I don't know. [01:39:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:34] Speaker C: Meanwhile, Ace folks are just like chilling. [01:39:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:39:37] Speaker C: Like, what are you doing? [01:39:40] Speaker A: I'm like, first off, I'm not gonna tell you second off if I did. And then it turns into Jojo where you're like, oh, I gotta find out what, what their. Their, their stance power is. So [01:39:56] Speaker B: God just have constantly at observation. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Yes. [01:40:02] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't. I absolutely don't know if. If I know it's there. There is an Ace spectrum, of course, but I don't know if every. Everyone has that single one thing. [01:40:11] Speaker A: I mean, that would be great. That's fair. Keep your secrets. Yeah, that's fair. That's like more than fair. [01:40:17] Speaker C: Dylan Mulvaney recently broke the Trans Council open and it's been ever crazy ever since. Yeah. No, you gotta keep those secret. Secret, Secret. [01:40:27] Speaker B: Oh, secret secrets. [01:40:31] Speaker A: Besides, it's only a theory, you know. Anyways, we'll never know because I'm not. [01:40:36] Speaker C: This has been the. [01:40:37] Speaker A: This is a digression analysis. [01:40:40] Speaker C: This has been the most amazing and fun. Like pride specific. [01:40:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:47] Speaker C: And. And I'm so fun. [01:40:49] Speaker A: This. [01:40:49] Speaker C: I'm so fine with this. [01:40:51] Speaker B: Thanks for some ace representation. And the month of June. [01:40:55] Speaker A: Aces have stands and you have to figure out their weakness to true to figure it out. [01:41:02] Speaker C: And if you think that A stands for allies get the out. [01:41:08] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:41:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:41:09] Speaker A: No you can. I mean that's like the most tamest death threat that we've ever let out on the show. General broad statement, it's just a claw hammer. [01:41:26] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. I gotta edit this. I have to edit this. [01:41:32] Speaker A: God. [01:41:34] Speaker B: I'll get gauged to come after them. That's how. [01:41:38] Speaker C: Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Nick Gauge. [01:41:40] Speaker A: Nick Gage. [01:41:41] Speaker C: Murdered. Death. [01:41:44] Speaker B: Damn it. [01:41:46] Speaker C: Murder. [01:41:47] Speaker B: Death. Kiss. [01:41:48] Speaker A: Oh. [01:41:48] Speaker C: See, I'm gonna use that as the legend so that everyone will know what all the other ring bells have been previously. Jose. Murder. Death. And I know [01:42:04] Speaker A: it'll be slightly less. [01:42:05] Speaker C: So. Take that. I just explained the joke. [01:42:07] Speaker A: Never mind. [01:42:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:09] Speaker A: So Brody's. Brody's bleeding unlocking things. And Hampter Swerve. [01:42:16] Speaker B: Hello. [01:42:16] Speaker A: Swerve runs up. We're back the ropes. And he hits like a top rope house call. And it only gets two. Brody powers out of the vertebre and then just gives Swerve a Death Valley driver to the corner. And there's just like a streak of blood in that corner. [01:42:35] Speaker C: Yeah, because it just like shot out. All of it is just. All of this is disgusting, nasty stuff [01:42:44] Speaker B: here. [01:42:44] Speaker A: A smear of blood on. [01:42:48] Speaker B: In everything Bagel. [01:42:49] Speaker C: Like they even say it on commentary. Like the. [01:42:52] Speaker A: Like, we're past 10 o'. Clock. We can say what the. Yes. Because this is an overrun. Sorry. [01:43:00] Speaker C: This is a hell of a great talk about that book. Bully Ray is pissed. Pissing right now. [01:43:06] Speaker A: Pissing everywhere. [01:43:07] Speaker C: The whole studio. [01:43:08] Speaker A: There's. Yeah. Nada tries to make a distraction for the corner. Senton gets choked. And then Senton pile driver only gets two. Swerve gets out of something, pushes Brody into the ropes. Ref's distracted. And Nana takes ref's back turn and clocks Brody with the crown. Knocks Swerve into the. Knocks it into the vertebreaker. And Swerve wins. It was. [01:43:35] Speaker C: Which is still wild. Still great to see him. But like seeing him hit the vertebrae ground on Brody King is just. Whoa. [01:43:43] Speaker A: That's crazy. [01:43:44] Speaker C: Every time. [01:43:45] Speaker A: Yeah, it was crazy. [01:43:48] Speaker C: You can't do that. [01:43:50] Speaker B: Brody King has never won against Swerve Strickland. Fun fact. He's now 0 and 550. [01:43:56] Speaker A: Oh, and again. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. [01:44:01] Speaker C: Did you take a whole. Did you not take a whole. The whole Z pack. You gotta take the whole Z pack. [01:44:06] Speaker A: No, I think. I feel like if I understand that I shouldn't take the Z pack if it'll help me understand that I feel like I should not take the Z pack. [01:44:16] Speaker B: Things make a lot more sense when you don't. [01:44:18] Speaker C: I should get down. I should get down the way and try to find something stronger. [01:44:22] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty much. So this was. [01:44:25] Speaker B: I hate seeing Birdie King lose. [01:44:27] Speaker A: I do too. [01:44:28] Speaker C: We hate seeing. [01:44:29] Speaker B: I. I get it. [01:44:31] Speaker A: I think that the. The. The overall tournaments were kind of weak this year. Like, I can't imagine. [01:44:39] Speaker C: I had some fun. I mean, I had good. I've had some fun. But, like, the women's were good. [01:44:43] Speaker A: Women's. [01:44:43] Speaker C: The women's were great. [01:44:44] Speaker A: When I say that the tournament's been weak, I mean that it's like very obvious who's going to win in the end. [01:44:53] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I mean. Also, I think we're spoiled because that C2 was like, oh, God, C2 is sick. I. And see, it was so sick. And at no point did I have any idea what was going on. No, that was like way, way, like. [01:45:10] Speaker A: And then like out of nowhere, you know. [01:45:14] Speaker C: Yeah. And I was like, I just saw none of that happening. But like, whoa. [01:45:18] Speaker A: I think that kind of points to like the difference between the two tournaments. Because, like, it's more like. Yeah, I. I kind of laid it out at one point before, I think. But it's the way I see it is like the Owen is of, you know, it's single elimination, but like, it's a tournament built to lead to a story point for all in. For the all in main event or the women's main event in. At all. And like, that's. That's the point of it. Whereas the C2 is more of like an isolated thing. Like, because all the matches happen in a vacuum. Like, there's no. There's zero interference. Nobody is allowed to get involved. And like the fact that it's its own. [01:46:01] Speaker C: It's its own story. [01:46:02] Speaker A: Yes. Like, it's. It's like an isolated story. Like this is happening while other is happening outside of it. It's like the C2 is like sealed off, but the Owen is like all encompassing because everybody wants to be. Everybody wants to have a title match. Like, they even showed. [01:46:18] Speaker C: True. You're very smart and wild. Yeah. [01:46:22] Speaker B: That's why. That's why you pay her the big bucks to drive the pod. [01:46:26] Speaker A: That's why I'm the writer. The writer who doesn't write. [01:46:30] Speaker C: We should pay. [01:46:31] Speaker A: Yeah. So you're right. I do kind of write this. I did. I had that realization. [01:46:37] Speaker C: You wrote notes. [01:46:37] Speaker A: I had that realization the other day that, like, it was like, oh, this is actually work. Like, I'm actually. I'm basically. [01:46:44] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:46:45] Speaker A: The show. [01:46:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:46:46] Speaker A: Cool. [01:46:46] Speaker C: More or less. Yeah. And you do the notes and. And sometimes the socials. I feel like I treat the socials to this show like a job. And I do the. My. My passion, which is graphic design, naturally, every week for the show. So, like. Yeah, yeah. Well, I say yesterday I went thrifting with. With a friend. Because your girl's poor still. [01:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:14] Speaker C: No, and I don't always have the best luck because I'm a robust American. But yeah, we're heading in there. And I was like, yeah, no, I gotta get. I gotta get back home because I got an appointment and I gotta like, get a bunch of stuff done before I have to watch wrestling later. And I was like, wait, no, I get to watch wrestling. Later. But when I think about it, it's like. But also, like, I have to watch the wrestling. [01:47:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:40] Speaker C: Because I gotta do the show. Because it's kind of a job. It's, like, weird to say it's just a job that doesn't pay a whole lot. Again, folks who are on the Patreon. Patreon, thank you so much. If you could tell other people to also do it. Awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Patrons rule. Eventually, I'll put something else on there to say thanks. [01:48:02] Speaker A: Money, Money. Money's always good. But it's. It's just fun, and I enjoy doing it. [01:48:08] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. No, I'm gonna find. I'm always gonna find a way to do it anyways, because I just love doing this. And there's. There's enough of you that I feel like people would be disappointed, and that's a great way to get me to stay during all kinds of terrible situations. [01:48:21] Speaker B: It turns out this is a great motivator. [01:48:28] Speaker C: Oh, God. Too real. So, yeah. Did we finish this match? Yeah. Did we finish the show? [01:48:33] Speaker A: I think we just. I was just saying. [01:48:34] Speaker C: I think we. [01:48:35] Speaker A: It was a good show. [01:48:35] Speaker C: I think we just. Yeah, I think it was a good show. I think we just did a housekeeping, too, without even meaning to. Patreon.com WNFFPod for the monies. Yeah, we Wait. Look at that. [01:48:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:48:47] Speaker C: I was efficient. I even. You drove so good, and I know we're home. It's like I fell asleep and I woke up and we're like. I'm all groggy in the back seat. [01:48:57] Speaker A: I was gonna say shoes on. This is. Is. This is the shortest episode. [01:49:01] Speaker C: We go to Jerry Queen. [01:49:02] Speaker A: That's still two and a half hours, it looks like. [01:49:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, no, that's because I got in here early, hanging out and, like, dancing, so. All right. Peek behind the curtain. That's sometimes what happens before everyone else shows up, I just get a little. Little me time. Little dance party with the cat. Oh, that was fun. Anything else we want to talk about? Yeah, it was all right. Dynamite. I'm trying to think better if Darby wouldn't here. [01:49:29] Speaker A: Yeah, like that. It started. Really? That was just like, absolutely. Get. [01:49:34] Speaker C: It didn't start. [01:49:34] Speaker A: Chris Jericho and Chompers. And then Darby came out and Tommy. Once the matches started, I was like, oh, this is great. [01:49:42] Speaker C: Yeah, I did. I did geek out real hard when he was like, no one calls me Tommy. And I'm like, some of us call you Tommy [01:49:51] Speaker A: Tommaso now because, like, Jerrica's ruined it for me. [01:49:55] Speaker C: That. [01:49:56] Speaker A: But it's also just like a nervous reaction at this point. It's like the muscle memory again. We talked about muscle memory last week. It's a muscle memory of like, it's like Tommaso Chompers, Tommy Chompers Choppers. I can't, I just can't do it. [01:50:13] Speaker C: But S. And C.H. [01:50:15] Speaker A: thompson Choppington, because I think he's a baby face. So he actually would be Tommy because I think he's the face in this feud because Jericho sucks. [01:50:22] Speaker B: That's wild. [01:50:24] Speaker C: That is really kind of crazy. Yeah, no, I, I, I, I like everything you're saying. Anything else I want to say? Oh, new show. The new show's out. [01:50:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:50:34] Speaker C: It's real. It exists. I hope you think it's good. It's called Everything is Wrestling. And the first two. First two episodes are out. Episode zero and episode one. It's me and Bugs Matrix. And who is awesome and plays Magic the Gathering. And I don't. Which makes for. For a fun thing because Bug Bugs is a wrestling noob and I am a magic noob. And we are info dumping and info sharing and we bring guests on who also have special interests that we ask them to dump at us. And it's a lot of fun. It's really great. And we have good times and we talk about things and about how everything is in fact pro wrestling, because it is. I have a theory of everything. It's one of the things I've been working on in the basement. And yeah, now I'm unleashing it onto the world. So, yeah, the first two is Magic the Gathering and the secondary training trading card game market, which is up, although again, very. [01:51:37] Speaker A: I want to point out when I hung out with Piper, we made a Magic the Gathering rat deck for like 32 bucks, which is still probably too much money, which ain't bad for a deck that couldn't win. But. [01:51:51] Speaker C: But from what I've heard. Oh, my God. [01:51:54] Speaker A: Oh, no. We did it for the bit. We did it for the bit. [01:51:58] Speaker C: Yeah. And. And I appreciate. I appreciate that. Comes out every two weeks. Gold. Find out Pop places and give me money. Find me on Blue Sky. Give me money. Find Erica. Blue Sky. Give her money. Hampter. Find Hampter and give money to any of the people on their page, [01:52:19] Speaker B: please. [01:52:19] Speaker C: The point is that if you're listening to this show and you have money, Tony Khan, you. We should all be having a very good. [01:52:31] Speaker A: Failing that, please. [01:52:32] Speaker C: Why you got coma get us? [01:52:34] Speaker A: Yeah, just expensive hit. [01:52:38] Speaker C: No, stop, Stop. Okay, Happy rest. [01:52:42] Speaker A: Hold on. Does send in. Send in movies. Old, stupid movies you think that we should reference in the episodes. I guess it's been a thing since the I guess that's been a thing since doing George c. Scott. [01:53:00] Speaker C: We're millennials. We're neurodivergent millennials. We're gonna reference old movies because we're raised on tv. All right. Happy wrestling, Taxi driver. Get Jody Foster out. [01:53:27] Speaker A: The rebels. Excuse. Excuse you. The rebels. [01:53:30] Speaker C: They like the out here. [01:53:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Rebel. Rebel this. Bro. My nuts. [01:53:40] Speaker A: Rebel these nuts.