Jim Duggan Had Hoooes!

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. [00:00:16] Speaker B: And with that, there was Monday, and [00:00:19] Speaker A: wrestling happened on Mondays. [00:00:21] Speaker B: And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of [00:00:26] Speaker A: racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed, [00:00:32] Speaker B: and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. [00:00:36] Speaker A: And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. [00:00:44] Speaker B: And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker A: And I need to go. Welcome back to Wednesday Night Fake Fights. I still don't know how to do this. It's me, Ella Taylor. It is I. What with the she and the her. Yes, to the guests who. Yes. First of all, there's a guest here. Second of all, she's looking at me like, what the hell? And I'm like, yes, it's. It's quite literally I just pulled the. I just ripped the cord. I don't know how else to do this. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, this is Wednesday night Fake Fights. I'm here. That and I'm talking. This is the week I've had. It's my birthday. I can do these things. We're here to talk queerly about wrestling, which is just so gay. Specifically. Aw, dynamite. This is like the worst intro I've ever done maybe ever. And I'm. I'm honestly, what. Maybe my favorite. I don't know what that says about me. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Did at least call it by its [00:01:55] Speaker A: correct name as opposed to thank Christ and myself. Last time, the last week's episode, I literally had to punch in. Me calling myself the correct name because I referred to myself as Garrick yet again. Look, you do it for, like, two fucking years. Like, it's. It's difficult. We're not using, like, my legal dead name. I never said that into a mic before and not gonna start now. So, yes, as you can tell, things are a little different, as you could probably tell by the image. Erica not here. Erica off doing the things. Number one wrestle queer. Yeah. Oh, hampter. Looking around all scared. I know, honey, I know. But remember how we were hawking the wares to get Erica money to move? It worked. Yeah. [00:02:43] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:02:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. So Erica's moving, not here. [00:02:46] Speaker C: So I don't. [00:02:47] Speaker B: I know. [00:02:47] Speaker C: She see. [00:02:47] Speaker B: She gone. She gone. [00:02:49] Speaker A: Yeah, she gone. But she. She be back, and she's just moving her stuff, and then she uses transporter to get back to this totally real existing studio. That's not just a kay bit. That Won't die. And. Yeah. So that means we have a guest. We have a guest. I'm going to introduce them first. Even though Hampter is still here. You're just gonna have to wait because I always want to give Hampter last just in case. In case they do something that kills me because they've done it before. [00:03:22] Speaker C: They will. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Our guest is here from Chatter Machine is. It's our Glommo. It's the rest of girlies. Gender neutral is Cat Bridges from the Chatter Machine. Say hi and introduce yourself. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Hello. [00:03:36] Speaker C: It is I, Cat Bridges. She. They from Chatter Machine. Happy to be here. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Thank you for helping us out. We. We reached out because, like, and start a group. Well, I. Yeah, I started a group chat because I was like, you know, what's the point of calling Glomo if you don't reach out when. When one of your glomros is down? Like, that's the point. So, like, we needed us a big Tom Ishii and we. [00:04:07] Speaker C: We have a backpack. [00:04:09] Speaker A: We have about your name on it with your name. [00:04:12] Speaker C: I love that. I would love to wear this backpack. Thank you. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Yay. So we. We have integrated. We've been. We've been. What's the word? Threatening for a long time here. Huh. But we're integrating with some of the wrestle girlies. Gender neutral. Thank you so much for doing this. And of course, as always, and returning to drive slash and or call the damn pod. Oh. Oh, my. What is. Oh, no. What is that? [00:04:47] Speaker B: Is that my engine? [00:04:49] Speaker A: It's my engine. Oh, oh. Oh. Is that. Oh, it's an engine. Oh, no. Okay. [00:04:54] Speaker B: Got my little black driving gloves on. [00:04:57] Speaker A: Oh, snap. Oh, snap. This vignette already rules. Brian Alvarez is going to get mad. I. I don't know why. It just seems like we're calling. We're giving him lately and I'm into it, so. Yes. Yo, Asoy. I have to say, [00:05:16] Speaker B: the cozy coupe goes flying off of the ramp of the wheels. There's a jet of flame and a burst of sparklers and rainbow confetti that says Happy birthday, Ella. [00:05:31] Speaker C: As. [00:05:37] Speaker B: Over the ring, over the commentary booth. [00:05:43] Speaker C: It's a souped up. [00:05:44] Speaker B: It's a. [00:05:45] Speaker C: Sorry, go ahead. Yes. [00:05:49] Speaker B: And lands in the balcony amongst the people. There are 25 dead. [00:05:55] Speaker C: Jesus. A fitting celebration. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:02] Speaker A: Is it really my birthday if there isn't a body coat? [00:06:06] Speaker B: I got it. This is for you. I made this for you. [00:06:11] Speaker A: Thank you. It's like. Oh, you're just like mocks bringing me dead mice. Thank you so much, honey. You did so Good. I really appreciate it. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Eternal stack of bodies. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Oh, gosh. I'm so happy that none of this is. I'm so happy none of this is real, or we would have so many questions to answer. But, yes, you're here. You are behind the wheel, and we are here to discuss. Aw. This week, drive like you stole it. Even though Erica went. Last time you did this, it got immortalized on your skin, which is batshit. [00:06:59] Speaker C: I love it. I love it. [00:07:02] Speaker A: Does this mean you're gonna get the other leg I need? [00:07:05] Speaker B: Yes. I can't lay on the other leg. I don't know how I'll go fall asleep. Because I lay on my side to fall asleep. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Oh, no. That would be awful. [00:07:18] Speaker C: God. [00:07:19] Speaker A: Whatever. Whatever. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Dark. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Oh, God. You know, whatever bit comes out of this episode, apparently it's true. [00:07:27] Speaker B: Every time I drive the pod, I have to get tatted. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Holy. That's amazing. And also, I hope you have money because it's. Erica's warned us that moving's gonna take a couple trips, so. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Oh, boy. [00:07:43] Speaker A: Yeah, give me driving a bit. Speaking of. Speaking of driving. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Should get my driver's license. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Yeah, right. Speaking of driving. Oh, God. In long tip trips, this advertised two and a half hour name Dynamite, went through three hours. So we should probably get on it. Where are we this week? [00:08:04] Speaker B: Hampter, Mexico City in Arena. [00:08:07] Speaker A: Mexico. God damn right. [00:08:09] Speaker B: 16,500. And it certainly sounded like it was sold out. [00:08:16] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, they said multiple times. Yeah, and it sure sounded like it packed to the gills. [00:08:22] Speaker B: Absolutely. And everybody an absolute sicko. Like, between them and Detroit, we've been. They aew's been. Got real good with the. With the crowd energy making up for [00:08:37] Speaker A: all the bad ones, if that's possible. [00:08:41] Speaker B: And since we are down in Mexico City. We are. [00:08:45] Speaker A: I'm talking about Florida crypto [00:08:50] Speaker B: delay. Simone, [00:08:54] Speaker A: well done. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:08:56] Speaker A: I'm. I'm so proud for those of you uncultured swine Americans, that that is crypto of the week. [00:09:09] Speaker B: Okay, hamster, read this verbatim. Yes. All of it in parentheses. Don't worry. [00:09:17] Speaker A: To rip. To rip off. One of my. My favorite recent YouTube creators. A couple that, like, shares crocheted animals that they've made while telling everyone to be nice to the person presenting. Hampter's gonna tell you crypto of the week. And you are going to be stone nice. You're gonna be so, so nice. [00:09:39] Speaker B: He's gonna tell you about his Pokemon [00:09:41] Speaker A: cards and you are gonna smile and nod. Hampter's gonna tell us all about the Cryptid Dull Whatever that was in Spanish, I can't. [00:09:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:51] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:09:52] Speaker C: This is. [00:09:53] Speaker B: As this goes. And you. As this will be obvious, this is written by Erica. She has had this planned out and I am humbly stepping in and trying to fill her shoes. [00:10:02] Speaker A: Just a mouthpiece. You're the Metatron of the length from on high. Jesus. [00:10:07] Speaker B: My eyes roll back and my mouth. I just start talking. [00:10:12] Speaker A: All of a sudden everything smells just a little barrel aged and like. Yeah. Oh, I miss Erica. [00:10:22] Speaker C: I for one have been very much looking forward to the Cryptid of the week. Once Erica said that she picked it out. [00:10:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I. Yeah, this is. You will also, hopefully, unless you're. Unless you've got the spirit of Heenan in you. I think you'll also like this one. [00:10:38] Speaker C: Hello. [00:10:39] Speaker B: But anywho, since we're in Mexico City, the Cryptid of the week has to be something appropriately cool. And I was specifically chosen. The Flying Humanoids. I don't know if this is still a thing, but. But during like the 90s and the early 2000s, if you ever watched a show about UFOs and they talked and they showed some footage taken from Mexico City of like this little black dot flying through the sky and then the camera zooms in and it's vaguely person shaped. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. [00:11:08] Speaker A: I've never heard of this before. What the. Erica, you have. You've stumped me. [00:11:15] Speaker B: But it's not. [00:11:15] Speaker C: This is. [00:11:16] Speaker B: But it's not that specific thing. What. [00:11:19] Speaker A: Oh, what. [00:11:20] Speaker B: The cool speculation of what actually is that we're interested in and people is that people say it's a bruja. Brujah being witch. In Spanish, Latin American cultures. They all have all kind of local and indigenous traditions attached to them, which there is no time to get into this really, because this is a pro wrestling podcast. Oh. [00:11:41] Speaker A: But they like, go, go. It's. Respectfully look into it because it's cool. I'm. I'm witchy. I'm sure people know this about me already. So like, yes, go, go. It's awesome. Respect it. Again, be so nice. You can be so normal about this and not racist. I swear to God, don't do it. [00:12:04] Speaker B: Anyways, but the main thing is that we're focused on is this, that they turn into bird women and flies when people see things like, think, oh, it's a bruja. [00:12:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You know, I gotta say, like, I'm, I'm looking forward to. I'm looking forward to the benefits of Prague. You know, I'm gonna get really smart with that progesterone, but I'm not looking forward to the cycling of turning into a bird, you know, and like to fly. I know, Cat. I don't know how useless women do it, but, like, I'm. I'm like. It's amazing. Y' all are so powerful. [00:12:45] Speaker C: You're just gonna have to learn to embrace your cyclical bird self. Yeah. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna start preening now. You keep. Keep trying. [00:12:54] Speaker B: It's pretty cool. Because witches are cool. And if you don't like witches, go yourself, you puritan ass narc bitch. Go suck off [00:13:04] Speaker A: Crucible my balls. I don't even know what that means. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Arthur Milla Deez nuts. Thank you. Sorry. [00:13:14] Speaker C: Who milled these nuts? [00:13:27] Speaker A: Folks, this is a wrestling podcast where we're making English lit jokes. [00:13:31] Speaker B: I know about. [00:13:33] Speaker C: About. [00:13:34] Speaker A: About Cryptids. [00:13:37] Speaker B: Okay, back on point. This particular story is from 2004 and involves a cop who is driving through a neighborhood at night that's right. When he sees what looks like a woman just float down from a tree. Then she does the slow turnaround thing in the headlights, and he sees she's got an old black robe and her eyes are just empty sockets. Then she does, like the horror trope. Jump Scare. Please do it. Good scree, hamster. I know you have it in you. You've trained your whole life for this moment. Also, read this to part two. Thanks. And flies at the holy cop car. [00:14:13] Speaker A: Holy Erica. All right, well, I mean, practicing the [00:14:16] Speaker B: scree, because I didn't want the mic to cut out, so I had to. I'm lowering the register, but, yeah, that's my scree. [00:14:24] Speaker C: Sounds like this. Lived to tell the tale, though. Yeah. [00:14:28] Speaker B: So he. The. The. She's on the top of the car. He throws it the car into reverse, hits the wal. Someone's house, a horse. While the bruja is clawing at the [00:14:38] Speaker C: windshield, trying to get at him. [00:14:42] Speaker A: Like, this is great. All right, you cat. You're so smart. [00:14:49] Speaker C: Then make him beat his wife. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Did. Did the brew. Yeah, did the brew. Did the brew, huh? Like, make him, like, try to frame someone? Like, like. No, the alcohol was poison. Sword in my mouth. You don't understand. [00:15:05] Speaker B: Oh, my God, this is so funny. [00:15:08] Speaker A: Okay, so is this the former sheriff of Hennepin County? Never mind. Never mind. Well, that's. That's local. Sorry. [00:15:17] Speaker B: Well, it's clawing at the windshield, trying to get at him. Dude was too scared and passed out, but not before calling his dispatch. So they then send cops and paramedics. Paramedics. Because He's. He's crashed his fucking car. No one else sees the brew. [00:15:33] Speaker A: Is this just the former sheriff of Oedipa County? [00:15:36] Speaker B: Like no one else sees the brouja. But this dispatcher says the cop was freaked out when he called it in. I'm sure he was probably saying that the cop was drunk and blamed the witch for crashing his car into someone's house. And yes, she's right. That's probably what happened. [00:15:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Do let women do things. Okay? Jesus Christ. [00:16:00] Speaker B: Witches always get the blame. And that's unfair. [00:16:03] Speaker A: What she was doing was community defense, all right? She was looking out for her neighborhood. That pig coming through. Drunk as like. Yeah. She got on top of the car. She was trying to get him to slow down. There's children in the area. Christ. [00:16:16] Speaker C: That's right. [00:16:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:18] Speaker C: You gotta use your third powers for good. [00:16:20] Speaker A: Yeah, Right. Let Crohn's do things. [00:16:26] Speaker B: Or maybe she did have a hobby girl. [00:16:31] Speaker A: Dinner girl did her. And it's this cop. [00:16:38] Speaker B: Or maybe did she try and get this guy because she was a good neighbor and was trying to chase off the drunk abusive cop. Who's to say? I don't know. [00:16:48] Speaker A: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I think this. I think this bruja got a bad rap. I'm just saying. [00:16:55] Speaker B: I. I'm just saying that. That Erica had a uncanny about ability to retort to all of your speculations without being here. Everything that I just read, she wrote. I'm still reading. I'm still reading it. [00:17:15] Speaker C: God bless you, Erica. [00:17:18] Speaker B: It's incredible. This is why Erica is a good dm. This is why. Because she. [00:17:26] Speaker C: Oh yeah. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Knows. [00:17:28] Speaker A: And that's why her deep dart secret. She loves driving. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:33] Speaker A: That's why I never drive. It's not like I don't ever want to like, do the work. I don't. But like, no, she likes driving, y'. [00:17:39] Speaker C: All. I don't. But also. [00:17:43] Speaker B: And now she cites her sources, which is crypto. Cryptopia. Us Happy wrestling. [00:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Filthy animals. And that's all Erica wrote. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Erica. Incredible, incredible work. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:17:57] Speaker A: Holy cub reporter. I just. Jesus Christ. We miss you. Have fun. I'm so happy that it's working out. Thank you anyone that any one of our listeners that sent money to make it possible. Thank you. Seriously. And now I can send mine to me for rent. But that's neither here nor there. But no, thank you, Eric. Oh. [00:18:24] Speaker C: I have to admit I was a little worried that this cryptid would also be a time traveling Tommy Chompers. [00:18:32] Speaker A: There's only one of those. Yeah, there could be only be one of those. [00:18:36] Speaker B: Good God, I hope, I hope, I hope so. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Jesus. Well, well done, Hampter. Holy. [00:18:46] Speaker C: Beautiful. Beautiful. [00:18:49] Speaker A: Yeah, we, we are, we are in fact in Arena Mexico because it is year two of Grand Slam Mexico. [00:18:57] Speaker B: Blessed are we. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Oh, so blessed. I, I went on Blue sky where we all live, and it's like real life. If you die on Blue sky, die in real life. Yeah, I know. Keep that in mind. Yeah, so all the time. So I, I, it was ablute sky and I was like, hey, y', all, because I'm, you know, like in Minneapolis and I'm. And on Blue sky there's an entire, like, just Minneapolis St. Paul, like, private feed where a lot of us live. And I'm gonna be real honest, sometimes I forget that the rest of the world is on there too. And it's just like. Because it's just very much like this is just, it's, this is where it's our Minneapolis social media. Oh, I guess there's people here too. Jump Scare. So I was like, oh, I should let everyone know that Brody King is going to be in Arena Mexico. And all of us that had to deal with Ice are, Could probably use the catharsis of 16,000 people either chanting Ice or barking for a man who is basically an antifa super soldier at this point. And like, Toad gave him a little bit of a background on what happened last year. And the picture of him coming out in the shirt and everyone's just like, oh, yeah, no, I need that. You know, that would be great. So, like, what? Once again, Tony Khan know you're listening. Hire me. I'm bringing in viewers. You, you owe me. If you don't necessarily have to give me the book, just put me on the payroll. Okay. I'm just saying, you know, if WWE can do with the busted open guys, can you do it? The queers. I'm just saying, we'll say whatever the you want. I don't have any morals. [00:20:51] Speaker B: I don't think that's true. [00:20:53] Speaker A: It's really not Kayfabe. Kfab. Kfab. I'm sorry if I, if I, if, if I did, if I didn't have morals, I'd have so much money. I could. And I'm not ever gonna do it because lying makes my, my face hurt. Yeah, I don't, I don't know how else to describe it. It makes me go, I don't like it. So, like, yeah, I basically got people, like, to tune in and then like, by the end of the show. I was like, oh, God, it's been three hours and these men are bloody and cover and, and going at it with forks. I, I, I hope that the normies are, are okay. Oh, they, they, they tapped out. Yeah, some of them, some of them tapped out and invited me to a links game tonight that I, that I didn't, couldn't go to because I'm hanging out with y'. [00:21:52] Speaker C: All. [00:21:52] Speaker A: But oh, that reminds me, I should be watching the links while we podcast. What am I doing? Oh, this is so silly. But yeah, ladies squeakums. [00:22:04] Speaker B: Well, you go do watch basketball. [00:22:10] Speaker A: Why? You just do the pod. Yeah, yeah. [00:22:13] Speaker C: She's a multitasking girl, boss, apparently. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Look, the Death Riders and Verse, the Adam Cope and Cage and the Young Bucks, or I call them Daddy Bucks. [00:22:27] Speaker C: Daddies Daddy Book. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Yeah. I think the nice thing about, I think one of the kind of upsides of being in Mexico is that they don't want to have a lot of promos and like, speaking, so they just kept it to MJF and Andrade and, and a few video packages, which was great, but also awful for physically taking notes. But I love that everybody calls Cage Daddy. Like, there's all various ways to say it, but every. There's not a person in AEW that doesn't call him Daddy in way, some way shape or form like Nigel calls him Father Cage. In the Cathedral of Copeland, the crowd starts chanting Poppy at some point. [00:23:23] Speaker C: That, that there were a lot of crowd chants that I missed last night. And I don't think it was just the language barrier. I think it was also just like audio processing and trying to figure out what I was hearing because it was so loud in there. But I appreciate that there's so much copy is good. [00:23:40] Speaker A: That's really good. Yeah, no, he's, he's father. Yeah. [00:23:45] Speaker C: Father to us all, basically. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Commentary team asked Nigel who he thinks is going to win the Continental cup. And Nigel immediately says mox, which is wild because as Excalibur points out, Nigel is also in the Continental Cup. Yeah, he's ever said in his life, [00:24:04] Speaker A: I mean, I'm just gonna be so real, y'. All. I'm not. I don't got this. I don't got this at all. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Gets Mox. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Mox is gonna kill. [00:24:15] Speaker C: That's the realest answer Nigel could possibly have given, I think. And I think he's probably correct. [00:24:20] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, because, you know, if he said himself, like, and he gets knocked out round one, like, that's just automatic shit for the next six weeks, like but the match starts out with Cajun Pac and he'll shit verse, heal shit. And it quickly devolves into all out brawling with the Death Riders ending up on the floor and Daddy Cage getting some air off the top rope into the group, which you love to see because he's an old. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Yes. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Ancient old man. Yeah. Nigel. Once again, Nigel comments that Christian Cage is the father of the Year. Three years running, actually. And that Tony is jealous because he's never been father of the called Father of the Year, which is like a. I rip because Nigel was on one tonight. [00:25:04] Speaker C: He really was. He really was. [00:25:07] Speaker A: He was. He was. I. I'm not always a huge Nigel guy, but like. Yeah, I know he was a lot of fun, Ton. Like a whole lot of fun. [00:25:17] Speaker B: I think he was jazzed up by the crowd. He talks about it quite a bit as the. As the. The, like the card. The match goes on or just the show goes on. So after. After the big splash, Nick finds himself isolated by the Death Riders for several minutes and gets bullied as. And at that time, commentary talks about the history of the coward Wheeler Yuta and how everybody. [00:25:44] Speaker A: The coward Yuta. Yes. [00:25:49] Speaker B: Come back from commercial and everybody is. There's the. They're running the Death Rider train on Nick Jackson. [00:25:56] Speaker A: We gotta call it something else. Nope, Nope. God damn it. [00:26:01] Speaker C: The old Death Rider carousel. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Yes. [00:26:08] Speaker C: There's no way you can talk about it without sounding like you're talking about stuff. Yeah, absolutely. [00:26:16] Speaker A: You know, where they. Where they just keep hitting it over and over and, you know, taking turns hitting it. Yeah. They're all smashing. Everyone's smashing. They're all smashing the same guy, you know. Yeah. [00:26:29] Speaker C: And they keep doing it as long as they feel like it. [00:26:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Until they call. Until he begs them to stop. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Yeah. The way. It's my turn. Yeah. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Then Danny jumps in. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, God. [00:26:43] Speaker B: Speaking which. Danny gets drag dragon tamer on Nick. And Matt gets just enough offense to let his brother breathe. Yeah. Takes him down with a drag. Double arm drag. [00:26:56] Speaker C: I was wondering a couple times. A couple times during this match. I was wondering. I guess when. When Nick was like, confused about which corner he was supposed to be in, I was like, are we still doing this fake concussion angle? I. Not my. Not my favorite to do the, like, TBI angles or the spinal cord injury angles personally, but it's. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:19] Speaker B: No big agree. Big agreement. Looks in and he looks at the wrong corner and Mox is reaching a handout. He'll take the tag. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Of course, [00:27:30] Speaker C: buddy. Yeah. [00:27:32] Speaker B: No, Come on, guy. I don't either. I. The whole Will Ospreay thing, when he came back, I was livid. I was like, this is not okay. Like, he's selling. Like, he's seriously injured. And I. You can't. Can't. I mean, sorry, but I don't like it. [00:27:50] Speaker A: Yeah. And the way he was. Yeah, I remember at the time, it was the way he was working, too. I was just like, he's going so, like, he's no, like, because of it. Because of the fact that a couple years ago, he's like, yeah, know, I recognize I have to slow down and, like, change my style or, you know, and it's like, okay, then do that, because you just got your fused now is when you do that. And he came back way too fast, in my opinion. Like, there's, like, there's no way that. Yeah, I'm again, not a medical professional, but there's no way that he was all the way healed and any healing he did. Look, from someone who injected themselves with hormones today to another Will, like, there's only one way you get that better that fast from. From certain types of injuries. Like, and again, more power to you. But, like, just remember that the reason. One of the reasons they tell you not to do that is because then you overdo it and you hurt yourself. So, like, don't hurt yourself. I think you're a ass. I still don't want to see you, like, seriously injured. That. I. I reserve that for Darwin's Alan. That's neither here. So. Yeah, that's my thought on that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that's my thought on that. Is like, just in the fact that they play with it. Like, to get back to your point, Cat is. Is like. It's like when they did it with Bryan Danielson, too. It's like, don't do that. Like, you made us like that. Like, you all. You like, that hurt. I remember that. Like, that hurt. Like. Like, I remember, like, watching through that and being like, oh, man, that really was a bummer when he had to. Had to stop. And, like, so, like, don't. You know, it's one of those things where, like, you never know what the line is till you cross it. But then they did, and it's like, don't. [00:29:48] Speaker C: Please don't do it again. [00:29:50] Speaker A: Well, and I guess there's a little bit of poeticness to it because the person that did the crossing was Will. You know what I mean? Will's. Will's the one who. Who pulled out the tiger driver to give us that scare. So, like, there's A little like, it's like the storyteller in me is like, But I'm also going, could you. [00:30:14] Speaker C: I certainly allow that. This is like part of the art form, you know, and this is like storytelling that's accepted as part of the art form. But personally, if I see somebody take a big bump, I don't like to see them pretend to twitch on the mat kind of thing. That's not for me. [00:30:30] Speaker A: I don't even necessarily like seeing some of the bigger bumps. We'll talk about one of my sweet baby. I, I, I'm sorry. I know it's problematic, but totally think as an egg. Angels keeps taking these fucking huge drops on his dome. And we're just like, you need to not do that anymore. You please don't do that. [00:30:53] Speaker C: Please don't. [00:30:55] Speaker A: That would be so bad. [00:30:58] Speaker B: But Nick finally gets attacked to Cope, who cleans house with a two for one on Mox and Poc, which Tony crows about, only for Mox to turn around and hit Cope with a cutter. Commentary's curse. Cope looks fantastic, immediately gets ddt. It's Moxley's turn for bullying. After getting manhandled by Cope, Mox finds themselves trapped in the ropes, which the young bucks take advantage of. On the mat, he gets hit by a driving headbutt from Cage. Ben mentioned in a diving elbow by Matt. With the ref distracted, Cage uses his low blow to bring Mox to his knees and into a superkick party. Of course, with the death right, the Deathriders don't stand idly by. Dani and Wheeler break up two pins. But it's the problem that causes the biggest problem. When Copeland goes in for his spear and Cage and she just grabs his hair. Cage pulls her off the apron and after she slaps him, he gives her a low blow, which, yeah, full, full on. Excalibur's like, seems like some sort of punt of some sort. Good for you. I love Excalibur. [00:32:13] Speaker C: Let women have hobbies. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Again, it's gonna be like the theme of this whole episode. [00:32:22] Speaker B: Like, you. And here's the thing. He didn't hit her. Like, you can put, you can do things to Marina that is, that aren't like actually physically violent in, like, in a very, in a very typical way, I'm gonna say as violence against a femme, but you can, you can neutralize her. Like. [00:32:47] Speaker C: Is comedy violence. [00:32:49] Speaker A: Right? [00:32:49] Speaker C: That's not like something anybody really. Well, hopefully I'm gonna say that and people are gonna come and be like, no, that's a very well known way of abusing women or whatever. But like no, it's, it's. I appreciate that he went for just full comedy with Marina there. [00:33:06] Speaker B: Yeah, like there are a lot of downsides to internal genitalia. This is not one of them. [00:33:13] Speaker A: Like straight [00:33:17] Speaker B: a flurry of heels and knees as Wheeler and Danny go toe to toe with coping. Caged, caged with Basuki. Knees all over the place. Thank you. I thank you. I can't pronounce anything so I really appreciate the. The correction. The buck stuck bin with a super kick party that has mixed success and Cope enters to clean the ring taking out Pac with a great copa matic by the way and is going for Mox who gets him in a chokehold. He drops down and rolls Mox up for two. But it's the spear from Cope that actually pins Mox. Of course the ref doesn't see it because Wheeler Yuta is physically restraining the ref. [00:33:58] Speaker A: Yes, yes. [00:34:01] Speaker B: Naturally, naturally, naturally not cheating. No, never. No, no, no. Don't know her. Matt frees the ref while Pac sends Cope into the ropes where he collides with Matt and giving Mox the opportunity to roll up Cope into a tight pin. And the Death riders take the victory with well paced good looking match. I gotta say. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Damn right. Damn right. Yeah, that, that, that match pretty hard and it was great to be able to reach out to said Normie friends, previously mentioned Normie friends and be like that John Moxley guy. That's who my cat named after. And because he ginger Street Fighter, he'll cut you just like her. [00:34:47] Speaker C: My only complaint about this match is I think Pac didn't really do much of anything unless I missed something. But it's like, I mean if Pack is in the ring like let him do something cool. [00:34:58] Speaker A: He had, he had an. I took note of like he had a series of real, real pretty slash nasty release Germans throughout this match. And like [00:35:13] Speaker B: I also love Pac a lot so I, I love seeing him in here. That. [00:35:17] Speaker A: But yeah, but you know it's a, it's. I, I guess where I land on that is it's a six person tag. Everyone involved needs to get their in and has a lot of great to get in. It's, it's one of those things where it's like you. Oh no, my cup, it overfloweth. [00:35:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:34] Speaker A: You know like so like oh God, [00:35:37] Speaker C: my stick is too juicy. [00:35:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh no, my spoon too big. [00:35:43] Speaker B: But like yeah. There's just not a lot of not at least main ring action that he gets from. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:53] Speaker B: There will be Saturday hopefully or next Wednesday. Because he's always working. Bless us. We get a. We get a Will. [00:36:02] Speaker A: Wet or dry. He's on the job. [00:36:04] Speaker B: He's on. [00:36:05] Speaker C: He's putting his whole wet or dry pecosy into it. Yeah. [00:36:09] Speaker A: The packosi. [00:36:12] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [00:36:13] Speaker A: Thank you for that cat. Thank you. I'm putting that right on the fridge. [00:36:23] Speaker B: My cat made this. [00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah. My friend cat made this. Look, it says pet. So good. It's a good bit. Look at you. Be nice about the. [00:36:35] Speaker B: I can take it. [00:36:36] Speaker C: It's all right. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Okay, good. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Tough. Last week there's a contingence. We get a video package from last week's contentious and physical confrontation between Kenny omegan Will ospreay. And all you need to remember is when will comes for omega, omega will see him coming. [00:36:54] Speaker C: Okay. You should. [00:36:56] Speaker A: Okay. You should probably sneak up on him. He's really good at this. No, I'm just saying he's the cleaner. You might want to hit strategically. [00:37:05] Speaker B: I agree. I don't think based on what we saw of. I mean, he's still got what, 25. Well, now less days, 24 days to [00:37:14] Speaker A: get ready to all to learn his lesson. Yeah. [00:37:18] Speaker B: To like when I heard that. Oh, go ahead. [00:37:20] Speaker C: No, no, sorry. When I. When I heard that promo, I said, oh, baby, we all see you coming. Like, we've seen this coming for the past year. [00:37:30] Speaker A: Yeah. We've just been waiting for it. Like, literally at this point, the only thing they could do to like subvert anything would again. Tony, if you're listening, hire me. Would be to have Kenny win. [00:37:45] Speaker C: Have Kenny retain. [00:37:47] Speaker A: I think Kenny should retain. It'll be fun. Everyone will love it. The Internet will be totally cool with it and fine and kind to you. [00:38:02] Speaker B: You'll be make so many people happy. [00:38:05] Speaker A: You'll get. You're gonna make so many friends, Tony. [00:38:07] Speaker B: Speaking of things that don't make anybody happy, this is a three way match between commanders Tommy chompers and Andrade. El idolo and boy howdy, is it sure a choice to wear American flag gear here. [00:38:27] Speaker C: Yes. And in fact, that's what I wanted to say about Pac because the funniest thing he did was when he came out, he was wearing like an English soccer jersey with the three lions on it. And yeah, I was just like, oh, yeah, that's funny. I appreciate that bit of like very specific Hillary to the Mexico crowd. And like then Tommy chompers comes out wearing a American flag. I was like, no, not that. [00:38:52] Speaker A: Okay, okay. But here's the other thing. Here's the other thing too. And you know, I Love me choppers. He. Oh, Choppington my boy. A couple things. First of all, chomps looking good. You look hydrated. The still suit that I said she's been working lovely. Retain, retain that moisture. You don't got to be jerky. But like this was the lowest hanging thing to the point where it was like that's not even yours. You bower. You borrowed that from Max like that. That is Maxwell Jacob Freeman's like American flag. [00:39:31] Speaker B: Even Max didn't come out in, in American flag gear. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Well because the I did that last year. I gotta do that again. [00:39:38] Speaker B: Also because he gave it to Tommy apparently to wear. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he couldn't. He's, he's using my. I gave away. You know what'll really get here? You want that, that good heat. I tried this last year and it got me. Here, take this. Yeah. Take this heat and it, it'll get you a whole whole angle. That's not, I don't think that's going to happen for Tommy Choppers. It worked for mjf. I don't think they're gonna have Tommy. [00:40:02] Speaker B: Well, I mean he's a heel so he's gonna do heel. My friend Megan was like, right. I don't care enough about Chris Jericho to remember that Tommy Chompers is a heel. [00:40:12] Speaker C: Right. [00:40:13] Speaker A: That yeah, yeah. This is all this match was a match. [00:40:20] Speaker B: Also I love the point of view camera, the hard cam at the top of the stairs and the point of view of them showing the wrestler before they come. They go down the stairs. I, I, I really like that little peak. That's a lot of fun. [00:40:35] Speaker C: That's very Cmll. [00:40:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Are Arena Mexico is just like, there's just not anything like it. Like the, the set and they, they talk about it several times because in this match too because people keep being tossed into the barricades. [00:40:52] Speaker B: Oh God. [00:40:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:54] Speaker A: That the, those aren't like the normal barricades. Those are built into the building. They have zero give like permanent. Everything's permanent including the, the damage done to your body. You know like when they're hitting on, on the stairs and, and I'm like, [00:41:11] Speaker B: ah, you and Tony, you and Tony Schiavone are losing your. Every time they go near them. Every time Tony's panicking just like ow, [00:41:25] Speaker A: my back hurts just thinking about. [00:41:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:28] Speaker A: Oh, there was a lot of that in this match too. Like a lot of motherfuckers getting thrown into those barricades. [00:41:35] Speaker C: Commander came out in this crazy outfit like his coat with the. He was amazing. I was like, oh for a Second I was like, oh, maybe he'll win. Hang on. That would be so silly. [00:41:50] Speaker B: I feel you. I feel you so hard at the beginning of this. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Be naughty. Let's have him win. [00:41:59] Speaker B: You know, all you need to know about the first minute 30 of this match is that Commander lands a spaceman and everybody loses it for reason. [00:42:11] Speaker A: It was pretty. [00:42:13] Speaker B: It's. [00:42:13] Speaker A: It was a real pretty one. [00:42:15] Speaker C: He. [00:42:15] Speaker B: He flew so high. The. The full rotation. They caught him perfectly. It was. [00:42:22] Speaker C: They did. [00:42:23] Speaker B: Oh, it was good. It was so good. [00:42:25] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fine. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Yes. [00:42:28] Speaker A: Good job. [00:42:29] Speaker B: They were all. It was. Yeah, they did. They did a great shot of him getting that air and then him walking the ropes. Oh, it was really good. [00:42:36] Speaker A: There was a lot of that. This whole episode, like, camera, everything. Everyone was on again. I'm happy I told all the normies on Blue sky. Like. Like, Sub tells me, if you check in tonight, it's gonna. Like, there's no way this doesn't fuck. Like. Like, this is gonna be a good. They go hard for Mexico. As they should. [00:42:56] Speaker B: Andrade has a moment. After clearing Commander from the floor with the springboard. Tornio to Neo and takes time to visit his lady friend, which means he also ends up with a foot to the face by Champa before getting sent over the barricade. Yeah. Tommy then takes the lady's phone, supposedly deletes the picture of her and Andrade, and that's just means to the center of the ring and takes a dick pic. [00:43:24] Speaker A: Oh, that's even meaner. Okay. Because that's assault, brother. Okay. Like that. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Think I must. He did that. He did the thing. I. [00:43:34] Speaker A: He probably did. No, it's all the. The. [00:43:36] Speaker C: I'm sure he didn't really. [00:43:38] Speaker A: But folks, if it's anything like in America, we can confirm that is in fact a sex worker who is being paid for her time, and you can go find her link and give her even more money. Which is why I will continue to love that bit. Because it's not like. And it's. I hate to say, but it's. It's actually. Oh, God, I'm going to the Monday show. It's less problematic. Not them. What a similar bit would have been in the 90s show with let's say Godfather and the HO train, because we [00:44:18] Speaker B: have two cold Scorpio actually right now with. Oh, with. [00:44:23] Speaker A: That guy's crazy. And he almost killed Road Warrior Hawk once. And Hawk had it coming. [00:44:30] Speaker B: Oh, they're back, by the way. [00:44:34] Speaker A: Yeah. But long story. Yeah, long story short, that was a thing where he would come out and he would have all these beautiful women with him and he would allude to them being his prostitutes. Terrible, awful, no good, blah, blah, blah. Really bad. Obviously. However, those were local strippers usually, so they were being paid probably not well though because again, this is the fucking thing fed and the whole thing is, the whole thing is gross. But that being said, I can't help but see the similar of like, I don't know, I'm always going to be like s. Sex workers built the world because they did. Like there wouldn't have been a western expansion without them. You so like give them credit and like this bit is great because like they, it's not, you know, nearly as awful as all that obviously because this is someone who has complete autonomy over their going, Yes, I am being paid for this and it's free advertising to my cell phoned business. [00:45:42] Speaker B: I think also that they largely dictate like how they interact with Andrade. Like he pointed to she didn't kiss him and like he just, he didn't do anything. He didn't just, you know, went on with it. So like, yeah, night and day difference. [00:45:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And like that was, that's just something that, I don't know, it came to my mind while I was watching. I was like, come on you. Because every time I see it, it makes me happy because of all that. I'm just like, sweet. I hope she gets a bunch of business out of this is my thought every time. And then I remember like, oh God, yeah. All of the quote unquote hoes were, were just dancers who probably did not get a lot of good business out of this. They probably got harassed by Mark Calloway, you know what I mean? Like, like so, yeah, we live in a better world now. But also the, the whole Andrade of this match was another thing where I was like, oh, the normies. So this, yes, this man is stripping. Yes. I'm sweating. No, I'm still gay. It's very complicated. Yeah, yes. He's struggling. [00:46:49] Speaker B: He really needs to get the gimmick pants, brother. He really does tear away his bro. Just seriously, just do it. Just do it. Like you can pay the money to make it look good. Like you can hide that seam. [00:47:01] Speaker A: Okay, again, again, talk to one of those sex workers because they know a man, they know a gay man who strips who knows how to make that look good and work well. I'm telling, I'm telling you. [00:47:16] Speaker C: Kyle Fletcher and Orange Cassidy. [00:47:18] Speaker A: Oh my. [00:47:19] Speaker C: Come on. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Like I said, find a queer man. I, I, I'm Sorry, I'm. I'm not letting it go that. I think Kyle's gonna crack eventually. He's just so pretty. He's so. With the flower crown, like girl flower crown. I reckon, like real recognizing real. And we all wanted a flower crown and you just found a way to do it. Okay, I'm like. Like, I just. I'm just saying. Ple. Please know. All right. Don't get mad at me. I'm. I'm sure he's not actually trans. And I'm just. It's a bit. We do bits here. Some people get really. You can't. It's very awful to like, put that up. No, shut the up. You're just. You just think being trans is weird and you think putting it on someone is like, bad somehow. We're doing a bit here. He wears pink. We're playing with gender in the space. Oh, God, the Internet's fun. So. Yeah, like that all of this match was great. Did we get to the. My one single note that I took yet? Because this is the match it came from. [00:48:27] Speaker B: So there are we. Fletcher gets a flower crown and Tommy Chompers gets a massive pendejo chant, which is rightfully deserved. Tommy showcases some of his awesome anti air. And this all also. This card was incredibly good with ants with anti air for as many high flyers as there were. There were so many good counters. And honestly, it's just kind of funny to watch the little guy fly and then stop. So Tommy showcases some awesome anti air on Commander as he comes down from the top rope. And Lee. And this leaves Andrade and Champa and Champa free to exchange blows long enough for Andrade to finally take off his pants and to him and to get Commander in the three Migos. Finally we get a huge Eddie chant. And I always get goosebumps and I always think of him. And then. But also. But then Andrade loses this heat to Champa, knocking him off the turnbuckle. But don't worry, Tommy has his priorities. Straightening goes after Andrade's empty pants. In the ring. He goes for a cover. But Commander does a 450 splash and breaks it up. Mainly because Tommy Chompers is no longer harassing the pants. [00:49:46] Speaker C: He just need to get this man on Mystery wrestling already. [00:49:49] Speaker B: Truly like somebody put him against the Invisible man or the invisible stand. We'll do either one. [00:49:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Either brother would be fine. Oh, my God. Hell. Fatal three way. Do it. [00:50:02] Speaker C: Yes. [00:50:05] Speaker B: Team up on Tommy. Both of them visible guys handicap. [00:50:09] Speaker A: Yeah. The Invisible Brothers against Tommy Choppers. That would Be good. No, he. Yeah, he did, right? No, he did the bit where he did. And it wasn't on tv and I. Well, it wasn't on regular tv, but he did the. He did the. His finisher. And on the stuffed chicken, when he was doing the death match against. [00:50:30] Speaker C: That wasn't on tv. [00:50:32] Speaker A: No, that was during commercial break. [00:50:34] Speaker C: God, I love the commercial break. [00:50:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I. Because I'm not it on the podcast. Because I was like, what did he do? Because I wasn't chicken. He fucked a chicken. [00:50:44] Speaker A: That chicken it. [00:50:45] Speaker B: That incredible. Incredible. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Jesus. We're. We're never gonna be a huge show. So. Like that. I prefer it that way. So. Yeah, so he a chicken that one time and everyone's like, we loved when you the chicken. He's like, cool, do it again. Give me other stuffed animals to. [00:51:05] Speaker B: And then you. [00:51:06] Speaker A: Another stuffed animal. [00:51:08] Speaker B: Oh, he did it on the pay [00:51:09] Speaker A: per view with the mask for the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sports team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up. So then he. You. And now he's gonna. The pants and. And I just. All right, pants. Look, I'm just saying, you're making it really difficult for me to continue to defend you. Tommy [00:51:35] Speaker B: in Andrade Brawl, while Commander is just there to be a pain in the ass. He hits a reverse harana, but it gets. But gets hit when. Gets hit with an air raid crash when he tries to go off the top rope again, excellent anti air from Tommy. Tommy gets into with the ref for some. For over the count for some reason. And then of course, takes flying knees from Andrade for its foolishness. Um, the ending sequence. Commander avoids Andrade by running up the ropes, but he lands in the arms of Champa after some super sick flips, only for Andrade to lay with a Dio de los muertos. A Commander hits a tornillo into a poison rana on Andrade, which was just sick. Oh, my God. And like, Cat, we were like, but maybe he win, but maybe. No, he get a DM and he die. [00:52:30] Speaker C: What if he takes the pin? Yeah, what if he takes the pen? [00:52:35] Speaker A: What if. [00:52:37] Speaker B: Or the pin. You got to. [00:52:39] Speaker C: Champa could easily have taken the pin here. It wouldn't have hurt him at all. No, I mean, not that I think it necessarily hurts Commander, but like, come on. Yeah, stop pinning my guys. [00:52:50] Speaker A: I think what. I think what. What hurt Commander is the. That point in the match where he was like, like laying up against the barricade on the outside and someone else, like, I forget what it was like if they got like thrown or something and. And it was like an. He wasn't even like, involved in the spot and he just got kicked in the dome, like, because he was in the wrong place at the right time. So that's why my one note for this entire episode is just Commander catching strays. Literally. [00:53:24] Speaker B: He got kicked in the head. [00:53:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:53:29] Speaker C: Literally, metaphorically kicked in the head. [00:53:32] Speaker B: Yep, yep. [00:53:33] Speaker A: All the head kicks. [00:53:35] Speaker B: This is fun match, though. Yeah, great match. This is the one. And great spots. Great. Especially Commander and Commander and Andrade just absolutely killing it. Andrade speaks to the crowd and he said he was going. He was the proud holder of the AEW National Championship, but he wants to more he's going to win the Casino Gauntlet at all in. Andrade told the crowd he wants to win the AEW World title for everyone here and for Mexico. You think he can't win the Casino Gauntlet and win the world title? That's right. He has one question. [00:54:15] Speaker A: How you know, how you know. [00:54:18] Speaker C: Adam and I were sitting on the sofa as right before he said, how you know? And we said, nobody thinks that Andrade. Nobody thinks. [00:54:26] Speaker A: Nobody thinks that. [00:54:27] Speaker B: No, everybody's making this up. [00:54:30] Speaker C: Everybody's like, yeah, you're gonna say how you know? [00:54:34] Speaker A: I would. I was hanging out with Guest. The last guest on Everything Is Wrestling Summer in the streaming, in the chat and trying to explain what the. How you. Why is. He's got how you know on his ass. And I just went. I just went, what? [00:54:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:55] Speaker A: No, why does he have a what? [00:54:58] Speaker C: Oh, [00:55:00] Speaker A: like, yeah, so it's a gimmick, brother. It's the gimmick. And I. I like. I give it. I'm. I'm still personally about a week out. [00:55:11] Speaker B: I'm. [00:55:11] Speaker A: I'm about a week out before I'm fully done with it. Yeah. Oh, no. [00:55:16] Speaker C: Oh, I'm already past peak. [00:55:18] Speaker A: Oh, no. Yeah, you're done. [00:55:19] Speaker C: I know, I know, I know. There's a lot going on in AEW right now that is gonna just piss me off. And that's okay. It is what it is. [00:55:28] Speaker A: I might the way I think I might be the last holdout Glommo of all the wrestle girlies. Gender neutral. The. I still find it just a little delightful. [00:55:40] Speaker B: I have no problem with how you know, but I'm a simple mark, so. [00:55:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Fair. Yeah, that's the problem. I'm a mark. Yeah. [00:55:46] Speaker B: So. So, Kat, you must have been super excited when the music for MJF so started playing and he came up excited. He came up behind him and just busted his head open with the BBB and Max delivers a promo smeared with blood, wearing a tucked in tank top and slacks, and I'm just like, huh, huh, huh. [00:56:12] Speaker C: I know. I was like, this is quite attractive. Honestly, [00:56:18] Speaker B: Men cover blood. [00:56:19] Speaker C: That's a thing. [00:56:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Why is this awakening something in me? No, I, I didn't hate any of that. Oh, and I, I love Max. This, this real, this real world champion thing he's doing by still carrying around the triple B, be like, I lose, blah, blah. [00:56:45] Speaker B: Okay, Dynamite diamond, diamond ring back though. So that's good. [00:56:51] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I just, I. I don't know, I guess maybe, maybe it's bothering me more than it needs to or should. But like, don't, don't, dude, put the belt away. You're not the champion. Don't. There's too many. There's too many legitimate belts already. Like, well, like, there's just enough. There's just enough. Yeah, there's so many. Just leave it at home. You got your. You get. That's what the rings for. So you have the shiny prop that you can use to be a heel that you don't get. 2. Don't get greedy, Max. Come on. No. [00:57:27] Speaker C: So at first I was like, oh, that's funny. It's like a championship truther angle. And then I, it became very quickly clear to me that I was missing some CM Punk related context and I was like, oh, okay, fine. So it's, it's not really. It's whatever, it's fine. [00:57:47] Speaker A: Well, even in that, I don't know [00:57:50] Speaker B: anything about Punk, so. [00:57:51] Speaker A: Well, that's the thing is even when Punk was doing it, Punk was doing it as an homage to something older. [00:57:58] Speaker C: Okay, gotcha, gotcha. [00:58:01] Speaker A: Yeah, he. The, the original real Worlds championship was Ric Flair because he jumped companies and took the belt. So of course he did. [00:58:19] Speaker B: Oh, of course he did. Oh my God. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Yeah, of course he did. So that, that got lit. So that got litigated. But that, that's the original real world championship. So CM Punk was making reference to that. So that's why, that's why I'm like, I'm bored. I'm bored. Like, I don't know. I'm done now. Like the, When CM Punk referenced it, I was already kind of like, this is a little weird, but I see what you're doing and it makes sense in the storyline. It made sense. This just seemed like you ran out of ideas, bro. [00:58:57] Speaker B: He's also going through the, the greatest hits of, you know, wrestling, I guess, other heels. [00:59:04] Speaker A: Yeah, well, he. Well, here's the thing though. Oh, no, I just Made it make sense. He. Because the reason I. I hate when I do that. Yeah, I. I don't like being smart about stuff that does not matter. But he's the whole. He's been Rick Flair the. His last little run. I've been saying it. [00:59:28] Speaker C: Once you said Rick Flair, it kind of clicked for me. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah. I was like, oh, no, that. Okay, so he's not. Yeah. It makes sense then that he would think of that because he's going, okay, well, what would Ric Flair do in this situation? And going, I didn't lose. Like, ah. All right, well, now it makes it. Now it makes sense. And I hate a little bit less. Damn it. [00:59:51] Speaker C: I am reasonably happy to see MJF at this moment. Like, I'm. [00:59:56] Speaker A: I'm always happy to be mjf. I just wasn't happy to see the belt. [01:00:00] Speaker C: Right. I. Two things about that. I just really hope this is part of, like, a delusion thing for him, and it's not gonna just be like, oh, he's the next number one contender again. You know what I mean? And the other thing is, I did not, with my own two eyes, watch Bandito win the dynamite diamond ring in December, only to have it immediately just be like, Max's story about his rings and never mentioned again. Have we fully memory hold that Bandito won the thing? [01:00:35] Speaker A: Well, we always fully memory hold everything about it until Max brings it up. Because until now, he's the only one that's ever won one of the things. [01:00:44] Speaker C: Right. So you'd think it would be a big deal that somebody else won it. [01:00:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:49] Speaker A: And if it's not. Yeah, and if it's not, then don't. [01:00:54] Speaker C: Just don't do it. [01:00:55] Speaker B: Don't give his diamond ring to Andrade. And so Andrade can still come out with wanting taunt the fuck out of mjf. [01:01:05] Speaker C: At the time when Andrade revealed he had one, I was kind of hoping that it wasn't like, oh, Osprey gave it to him. I thought. I was kind of hoping there would be, like, this secret, you know, yet to be revealed bandido Andrade alliance that nobody was expecting. Actually, that would be a little too. [01:01:22] Speaker B: Also. [01:01:22] Speaker A: I hate to be. Oh, God damn it. I know too much about things that don't matter. Back to the Monday Times. There's also precedent for that when. When diamond. Diamond Dallas Page lost the. The ring that the whole gimmick is based on, and. Oh, God, you were there for that. You remember that? [01:01:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I do. [01:01:45] Speaker A: And he said, Jim Duggan found it, and then he bought him for it, remember? Yeah. [01:01:53] Speaker B: Jim Duggan had hoes. [01:01:55] Speaker A: Yeah, [01:01:58] Speaker B: true, because it's not. It's funny because it's not true. [01:02:01] Speaker A: Well, title idea. Jim Duggan had hoes. I hampter you rule. Okay. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Anyways. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Anyways, [01:02:19] Speaker C: it's been great gals. [01:02:21] Speaker B: Yeah. The one thing I will point out is he comes out, he needs, like, I'm an American hero. And Tony Schiavone says, no, he's not. [01:02:34] Speaker C: Bust out laughing at that. No, he's not. [01:02:38] Speaker B: He gets so twisted about some things. I love it. But yeah, he's basically like the. The. It's. I'm the rightful owner of the. The title. Osprey screwed me. And no matter who wins at All In. I'm gonna all in was my card. I should have had that main event. And he's flipped out and he. Yeah, he's going for the belt then, so. And then after that, we see a special look at AEW World Champions match at all in London. And it's basically la. It's one Willow Nightingale defends against Mercedes Monet. And basically a look at last week where she signed the. She signed the. The stipulation and then. Or the contract. And then all the drama fell out. Fell out with that. And then we move on to. Speaking of. Yeah, speaking of Willow, we have Willow and the brawling versus the CEO Mercedes Monet. [01:03:35] Speaker A: Boyd's Boyds. They pay them in warms [01:03:41] Speaker B: and divine dominion. And Willow immediately chimes in the birds with the nightingale, which is very cute. [01:03:48] Speaker A: I didn't even think it. Oh, well, that. Please. [01:03:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:53] Speaker A: That is adorable. And. And I ship it forever now. Cool. [01:03:58] Speaker B: Both divine Mercedes are rocking blue and gold. And Mercedes has a great goddess fit going on. [01:04:05] Speaker A: I. Oh, my God. I. I mentioned it out loud at the chat. [01:04:10] Speaker C: I was so worried she was gonna go head first down the steps. Every time I see those CMLL steps, you know, the Arena Mexico steps, I'm always like, yeah, every time someone comes down them. [01:04:23] Speaker A: That would have been the outfit to do it. Yeah. [01:04:25] Speaker C: It was so much drapery watching because [01:04:30] Speaker B: Toa Leone also kind of stomps down the stairs very carefully. Like he's hunched over. He doesn't quite fit. I think he's also. Yeah. [01:04:42] Speaker C: Careful Toa is like a good meme. Just Toa Leona being careful with his body. [01:04:48] Speaker A: Careful Toa. Holy shit. All right, folks, you heard it. You heard it here first. Get on it. [01:04:54] Speaker C: We're here for Careful Toa. [01:04:57] Speaker A: Careful Toa Hat. Careful toe is not real. Careful Toa can't hurt you. [01:05:04] Speaker B: Can't Hurt you into your bedroom looking [01:05:10] Speaker C: a little bit tentative. [01:05:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:15] Speaker B: Making sure all the ice is salted and cleared from your sidewalk. [01:05:21] Speaker A: Oh, it's so kind of him. [01:05:23] Speaker C: Thanks. Careful Toa. [01:05:26] Speaker A: Careful Toa. Yeah. [01:05:28] Speaker B: Okay, so we're off to the races with this trio's match. And it starts off with a back and forth between Megan, Bane and Windsor, ending up with some double team offense by the Birds taking down Bane and Willow getting Senton splash on her. Monet gets tagged in and gets a three amigos on Willow. But the second. But the third amigo gets held up. He push. She pulls in Bane at first. And all the sick other women join in for a super. For a suplex attempt that breaks down in brawling because no one can get over. But the heels are sent to the floor so Willow and Windsor can hit cannonballs. Hater gets across bodies on the heels, but while they're on the floor, Willow is isolated and starts getting her ass beat. [01:06:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:06:28] Speaker B: Not for a while. Monet rolls up Willow, but the ref is distracted by the Birds. Right. And so matinee gets Monet. Monet gets up and goes over to the ref and smacks him on the shoulder and is like, excuse me. [01:06:45] Speaker C: I love her so much. [01:06:46] Speaker B: She's so good. [01:06:49] Speaker A: I love it. She's come back. She's come back in like more now more than ever has just no to give. I love it. It's so good. [01:06:58] Speaker C: The therapy may or may not have worked. [01:07:03] Speaker B: It sometimes. It's a sometimes thing. Healing is not progress is not linear. [01:07:09] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. [01:07:11] Speaker B: So this actually happens for a second time when Cross goes for Willow roll up. And the ref is also out of position. So it's a slow three count. The faces take control and the Birds take down Cross with the double headbutt. And hot and hot Windsor offense. But both. Both of them take. Both of them take to the center. Hot Windsor. Hot Windsors in your area. [01:07:38] Speaker A: A hot, hot wind. Hot Windsor. Sounds like something that you can't do on the Internet in England. A hot Windsor will get you in trouble with a couple of states. Yeah, it. Well, it's banned in. In the entire island of. Of of England and use the entire uk. There's a lot of stuff you can't do over there. It's really crazy. [01:08:00] Speaker B: A hot, hot Windsor. [01:08:04] Speaker A: All those. All those ofs that can't. All those of girls that can't make money off of hot Windsors. I just feel so bad for them. [01:08:10] Speaker C: The heart breaks. [01:08:11] Speaker A: The heart breaks. [01:08:15] Speaker B: But both of them take to the center, exchanging blows until the faces dominate and wipe out the divine dominion Will, which is great. Willow and Monet square off again and exchange offenses. And a spine buster for Willow and a second rope, Meteora, which is beautiful for a Monet. Monet and Windsor interferes or near two with a black backslide, followed up by a headbutt, which I love those back slide pins, which will come up again. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [01:08:51] Speaker B: Oh yeah. The heat goes up as the match winds down. Cross drops Windsor with a fireman's Harry cutter, which is also really great, only to be immediately dropped by hater down with a falcon arrow. Willow dumped Bane on her head with a Death Valley driver. [01:09:12] Speaker C: That Death Valley driver rocked. [01:09:14] Speaker A: Willow's Death Valley driver in general is like one of the prettier ones in the game. Like, there's a couple. We'll get to it later too. There's a couple people in A W right now who are doing like kind of all time classic moves, but just better than anyone in my opinion. Like, like, it's like Kyle Fletcher's mention of driver is better than any I've ever seen. Except for maybe Takas like just what? Just what? And that. That's how I feel about. About Willow's death Tow I driver. Every time she does, I'm just like, God, that's like the prettiest, prettiest one of those I've ever seen. Yeah. Good stuff. Good stuff. I'm glad we're all in agreement. Tony, hire all of us. [01:10:04] Speaker C: Give us the book. [01:10:06] Speaker A: Give us the book. We know what we're talking about. [01:10:08] Speaker B: Willow was fired up and had Monet on the top rope. But Monet knocked Willow back to the mat. Willow avoided a meteora and ran over the CEO with a clothesline. Divine Dominion stepped, stopped Willow from a from power bombing the CEO and grabbed her for a divine intervention. The bird stopped that with a German with stereo German suplexes, which were great. [01:10:35] Speaker A: Pretty. [01:10:37] Speaker B: CEO jackknifed Willow for a one count. So Willow rolled through it and tried a babe with a powerbomb. Monet escaped and tried a Monet maker. Willow got out of that and cut Monet with the backslide for three counts. And that's how the baby faces dominated Divine Dominion. [01:10:58] Speaker C: I was surprised a little bit by that, but I don't know, man. [01:11:04] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I thought that they were gonna get knocked. Knocked down and be like, no, you gotta worry about this. But no. And to that, more worried about it now. Now I'm more. Yeah, now I'm more worried because it's like, oh, what the. What does that Mean, if she gets to win back, I think Willow should. I think Willow, much like Kenneth Jerome, by God, Omega, should in fact retain. Yeah. See, we're all in agreement. Tony, hire us. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Tony, hire us. Yeah, I. That was that. I. I think we're. I think we're definitely getting. Or they're paving the road to the divine dominion. Losing the belts at all in. [01:11:47] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:11:49] Speaker B: It's about salivating. Yeah. [01:11:52] Speaker A: I don't love it going on the Boids, just because, like, I love the Boids, but, like, also, they. They annoy me. I don't know. I like, that's more. That's more of our other Guamo, the waffle waffle folks. Issue with. With the whole British thing going on, just being like, this is just so much in part, but also, like, I still think the funniest. The. The funniest explanation to me is that they just actually like that. I just think it would be the funniest explanations. Like, it's not a bit. It's not a gimmick who I am, Mom. It's not a phase. Yeah, exactly. This is just who they are. [01:12:39] Speaker C: I just try to imagine if they were like a hard girl stereotype from any other region or culture, if that would possibly go over. [01:12:49] Speaker A: No. Oh, no. Exactly. [01:12:54] Speaker C: Like, how would that work? [01:12:56] Speaker B: American ladies. [01:12:58] Speaker A: Oh. [01:12:58] Speaker C: Or more like, I don't know, cholas or, you know. [01:13:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking, like, like, stereotype. [01:13:08] Speaker C: It would be a mess if you picked any other kind of worldwide hard girl stereotype and try to make it a tag team act. [01:13:19] Speaker A: But it's. But it's kind of funny that they're like, it's okay. It's the colonizers. They've literally never been oppressed in their entire life. We can't get in trouble for it. You, like, you know, like, sort of thing. Yeah, that's probably their logic. [01:13:34] Speaker C: Sure. I think. [01:13:35] Speaker A: What kind of rubs. [01:13:37] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I don't mean it like. Sorry, you're. That's absolutely correct. I don't mean it like, oh, it's offensive that they're doing this, but it's, like, really cheesy in a way that feels very. Like, this is what Americans think, you know? Yeah, it feels. It feels like it's very much through that lens of, like, honestly, that's what Americans. I don't know. [01:14:02] Speaker A: It's. [01:14:03] Speaker C: It's very, like, it feels like. I think what's been bothering me this whole time is it doesn't really feel like Jamie and Alex are kind of calling the shots, you know, And. [01:14:13] Speaker A: And you know what? It just clicked for me. We have a word. We have a word and phrase on this podcast for exactly what this is. It's fed. It's low hanging fed. And. And there's no reason for. For it. It's just. And every time I'm just like. It's embarrassing. They're both better than this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been up with Windsor for a while. Oh, God. [01:14:44] Speaker C: Don't get me. Don't get me started. [01:14:46] Speaker A: Don't get me started. The fact that they still call it a sharpshooter and not a Windsor knot. Okay, I'm just saying. Thank you. Thank you. Hire me. [01:14:55] Speaker C: Very nice. Listen, I'm happy to see the two of them on TV in a match instead of at their little fake pub or, God forbid, Windsor just being part of Krusty Guillaume's [01:15:12] Speaker A: general storyline. [01:15:14] Speaker C: Promos, whatever. Like, for there was a good month plus where you didn't see her on the screen at all unless it had to do with Will. And. [01:15:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's not great. No. [01:15:24] Speaker C: Yeah. And then I. I say that on the Internet and suddenly people don't like that I said that. [01:15:30] Speaker A: Oh, I wonder why they should each. [01:15:32] Speaker C: Weird, huh? Yeah, so weird, huh. But at this point, we all know, like, as soon as this tag team was formed, it's like, okay, they're building this to be the all in tag title thing because that's what Tony Khan loves to do. And we've seen, like, these very short little backstage promos or like, video packages, very short ones, back and forth with divine dominion and not a lot of anything in the ring. So I'm just happy to see them have actual matches. [01:16:05] Speaker B: God, yes. It's me with Tekla in regards, like, to that, where it's just like, oh, great, she's walking through the crowd calling us dumb. Beautiful. I would like to see her wrestle now. I would like to see her wrestle like, Wednesday and maybe a Saturday and then another Saturday. Like, you could please give me her on the mat, please? Like, [01:16:28] Speaker C: but if it was. But like, what if it was Tecla with, like a giant beer and a pretzel. [01:16:35] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [01:16:36] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:16:36] Speaker B: Yeah, Stroop waffles or something in a [01:16:41] Speaker C: dirndle or whatever, you know? [01:16:44] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I. Now I want a Stroop waffle. Thank you. [01:16:47] Speaker B: Hamster waffle. [01:16:50] Speaker C: Cycla can call me a dumb as much as she wants. [01:16:53] Speaker A: That is anytime, anytime, anytime I go [01:16:57] Speaker B: dead asleep, I will make sure that my sleep mode on my phone is set for. To allow her calls to come through. She wants to text me. That's fine. [01:17:06] Speaker C: She's your emergency contact? [01:17:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:17:10] Speaker B: She's like, who's this dumb? [01:17:14] Speaker A: Yes, hi. Do you know a hampter Sero what that dumb do now that that dumb is in the hospital? [01:17:24] Speaker B: Their cozy coup. [01:17:25] Speaker A: Yeah, crash. The cozy coup. There's blood and nacho cheese everywhere. We're gonna need you to come pick up the dumb. Dumb. God. I'm. That's another one where it's like. It's almost like the. How. You know, where everyone's like, she's overdoing it. I'm like, nope, nope. [01:17:44] Speaker C: No, she's not doing it anywhere near the degree Andrade is doing how. [01:17:48] Speaker A: You know, so not nearly on his butt. [01:17:51] Speaker B: He's got it on his shirt. [01:17:52] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:17:54] Speaker B: In the. [01:17:55] Speaker A: In the front of his song. Her. Her, her, her shirt or her song. Doesn't start off blood in my eye. Dumb. Okay, Tony, hire me. [01:18:18] Speaker C: Speaking of Fed. Stop putting the catchphrase in the song. Take it. [01:18:22] Speaker A: I believe we. I believe we touched on that last week. Or it might be. [01:18:26] Speaker C: I'm sure I listened to. [01:18:28] Speaker A: Oh, I know. I don't even. I. I don't. I don't remember. It's pod fugue state. But I'm pretty sure I talked to someone about that. Like that. That's Fed. Stop doing that. [01:18:37] Speaker C: It is some. [01:18:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that's gross. Yeah. Come on. What the. Y' all are better than this Scott Ruckus. You know, Please tell me. [01:18:49] Speaker B: AEW International championship between the proto star Kyle Fletcher and speedball Mike Bailey. [01:18:56] Speaker C: I almost did a segue to that saying. You know what is. [01:19:00] Speaker B: Oh yeah. Honestly. You know who is a dumb? Me for one. If we're Bailey will win this dumb. [01:19:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:19:11] Speaker B: All raise our hand. [01:19:13] Speaker A: Listen, I'm the dumb. I'm the dumb bitches that cheered against non binary excellence. I'm sorry. [01:19:22] Speaker B: Absolutely. [01:19:24] Speaker A: Look, he's one of those heels that he just can't. [01:19:27] Speaker C: I know. He's wonderful. [01:19:28] Speaker B: I know. [01:19:29] Speaker A: I love him. In his stupid little horror mouth. I love him. And he's a terrible traitor. Complimentary. Yet he. [01:19:37] Speaker B: He. [01:19:37] Speaker A: He's a terrible, terrible, traitorous person. And I love him. And he's good and right and he's never done anything wrong except for all those wrong things he did. [01:19:46] Speaker B: I mean, if speedball is going to lose, this is who I would like them to lose to. Tbh. [01:19:53] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:19:53] Speaker B: And this is. This is. This was an incredible high intensity back and forth match. Yes, I did have one. Like I guess concern is what it Is more than a critique, but it was either speedball or Kyle Fletcher was off like a half inch through, like the first half of this match. Because speedball goes for a couple. And I'll point it out as I go through through. There's a few high spots where they just don't. They just barely hit or they'll gra. They graze the apron or the stairs where it's just like a little bit off. And I'm just like, damn. Damn. [01:20:36] Speaker A: Yeah. They're so close. Yeah. No, I think it was a really great match. Like, there's no way that those two are gonna have not. [01:20:46] Speaker B: No, no. [01:20:48] Speaker A: I definitely. I think that. That. I don't know. Maybe it's just the. Maybe it's just Arena Mexico. Maybe it's like you're not there often. Maybe it's a little different. Who knows? [01:20:57] Speaker B: Like, they talk a lot about the. Especially in the this match. The fact that you are in the. The altitude is 7, 000 plus feet above. [01:21:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the other thing. [01:21:09] Speaker B: The air is very thin. And if you're not used to training in it, like, you. You can get sick from it. And not only just walking around, but it can physically make you ill or it can actually make you physically ill. So. Yeah, that was also kind of what they were. Commentary was chatting about through this match. Fletcher and Bailey both enter in with masks. Fletcher takes his off at the top. Bailey wears theirs in the ring. And Fletcher kind of calls them on it. They take off the. The mask, set it aside, and Fletcher throws his onto the ground and stomps on it. Because [01:21:47] Speaker A: I legit. I legit thought that that speed speedball was gonna like, wrestle the whole thing with the mask. [01:21:53] Speaker C: I know we were all kind of hoping that. [01:21:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I was absolutely hoping that. Clear sign of disrespect for Lucha. This was the. I love how they start off their matches where there's this back and forth forth where they showcase just how fast and agile they are. Bailey does get the first offense with an arm drag. And despite a powerful body slam by Fletcher, he also gets tossed to the floor after a speedball. Her Karana. [01:22:28] Speaker A: In my speedball, in my understanding and experience, a very Lucha spot. This was a very. Yeah, this whole match was very love letter y and I just. It was great. This was really. This was one of the best of the night for me. [01:22:45] Speaker C: Yeah, the whole night. I really enjoyed. There were several moments where, like, wrestlers who are not known for having a lot of Lucha moves in their set were like, how about an arm Drag. Yeah. How about that? [01:23:00] Speaker B: A tri heel. [01:23:01] Speaker C: Yeah, I think. [01:23:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:23:05] Speaker B: You know what's not Lucha lawn dart Head first [01:23:13] Speaker C: getting kicked in the face. [01:23:15] Speaker B: Yeah, but yeah, yeah. [01:23:19] Speaker A: And like that. But that long dart like. Yeah, we're. We're watching it and we're like, can you. They have to show it back because we like. Can you get a better angle? Because I need you to show me an angle in which you don't. You didn't just commit a hate crime. Yeah, like that, man. [01:23:34] Speaker B: Crowd that are covering their mouths. [01:23:38] Speaker C: Yeah, correct, correct. [01:23:40] Speaker B: I also was looking. [01:23:41] Speaker C: I was doing on the sofa. Yeah. [01:23:43] Speaker B: Called it grotesque. [01:23:46] Speaker A: Yeah. I think that's one of the. The for that was one of the first moments of commentary going them shits don't move, folks. [01:23:54] Speaker B: They were like. Yeah, cast iron bolted down. Thankfully they aren't dead. And back in the ring they escape a high angle power bomb into a backslide. Woohoo. For two. Bailey sent Fletcher to the floor but. And followed with a springboard moon. Moon salt to the outside. And this is what I was. This is the first time where I was like. That was not like. He hits the apron as he comes down. He does not clear the. Or sorry. They don't clear the apron when they go for the moonsault. So they. They smash their side and hit Fletcher in the. In the moonsault. [01:24:35] Speaker C: That's interesting because like Arena Mexico doesn't really have an apron on the ring and compared to the aw ring has like a pretty big. A pretty big apron. So I wonder if that part of it maybe throws you off a little bit. [01:24:50] Speaker B: Good, good point. Yeah. I have to imagine that that definitely messes with you because. Yeah, that would. That would make a lot of sense. [01:24:59] Speaker C: I mean then again, speedball like wrestles everywhere, so. [01:25:03] Speaker B: Yeah, that is also true. [01:25:04] Speaker C: But who knows? Maybe it was the altitude. It's all in your mind. [01:25:09] Speaker B: Yeah. A combination of things. It was. It felt very off for both of these competitors actually. But Bailey climbs to the turn top turnbuckle with Fletcher following. So Bailey jumps over him and hits a combo of kicks followed by standing shooting star press for another near fall. Fletcher misses with a charger into the corner. So Bailey puts him up on the top top turnbuckle again and connects with the kick to the jaw, which was more to the face and definitely smashes Kyle's nose. Like it. Yeah. It doesn't start bleeding. But Nigel mentions it. The claret starts coming down because he. He definitely got his face smashed. Yeah. So Bailey takes too long as he goes up onto the top over Fletcher And Fletcher once again, as you know, Ella points out, gives just the. A gorgeous avalanche. Michinuku driver for a near fall. [01:26:10] Speaker C: There were a couple of really good ones. Yeah. [01:26:12] Speaker B: Oh, God, Yes. Yes. Nigel calls Don Callis a sun baked fashion icon. Fashion plate. And I was like, damn, dude. He's not on commentary. He's not at the table. You don't have to do this. [01:26:30] Speaker A: You don't gotta go that hard. [01:26:32] Speaker B: You don't gotta go. Fletcher then takes control and starts bullying. Speedball kicks. Throwing speedball into the barricade again. And then a back suplex on the barricade. At this point, this is also during a commercial. So in Fletcher is toying with him. So, you know, Bailey was pretty aggressive and had control of the match. And then Fletcher gets the heat and just starts batting them around and I lose my. Because Excalibur says, I want to send our best wishes to Taz. And I. I'm beside myself. I'm like, I need to send flowers, a card. What's going on? And he says, there's nothing wrong with him. He's just not here. [01:27:15] Speaker C: And I was like, you Excalibur, [01:27:21] Speaker B: a ECW wrestler. He could drop dead at any moment, anytime. [01:27:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Does not need to be any reason. [01:27:29] Speaker B: Like, those dudes just have heart attacks. Ni McGinnis replies, There's plenty wrong with him. Nigel. Well, returning from the commercial, Speedball gets a solid amount of offense on Kyle. Again, a springboard moonsault, another near miss, a roll up in the ring, and a flying head scissors into a cross. Cross leg pin that Fletcher barely escaped. Like, all this is just like, like people putting on the heat and like, pushing. Like Fletcher gets heel stuff and offense in. But, like, speedball was so good, I thought. [01:28:12] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, he gets. [01:28:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Fletcher gets a half and half suplex and the. And tries for a brain buster, but Speedball wiggles out of that and onto the ramp. He cannot wiggle out a boot to the face. Fletcher hits him with inflet. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:28:35] Speaker B: I know what happened. Oh, no. [01:28:39] Speaker A: Sometimes that just happens. Yeah. [01:28:41] Speaker B: Just does that. [01:28:42] Speaker C: Oh, me? [01:28:43] Speaker A: Yeah, his face just did that. Yeah, [01:28:49] Speaker B: yeah, he's. Fletcher's got a great, great facial expressions. [01:28:54] Speaker C: An Alzheimer, really. [01:28:56] Speaker B: Oh, sure. Common commentation, commentator commentary. And Ella flips out because Fletcher follows. Bailey's up the stairs for a suplex. But Bailey lands on their feet and takes Fletcher down with her. Karana. Yeah. Following a movie. Yeah, yeah. He runs up the stairs and goes for a moonsault, which he also. They also get clipped on the stairs. At least Tony was Like, wow. It looked like Mike hit the corner of the stairs. [01:29:27] Speaker A: Everyone was hitting those stairs tonight. And it was. Every time I was like, don't. Don't do that. [01:29:34] Speaker C: Don't. [01:29:36] Speaker A: Don't. [01:29:38] Speaker B: Back into the ring. Speedball rolled through Ultima. Weapon attempts encountered Fletcher into a near fall, which was beautiful. [01:29:46] Speaker C: Oh, it was good. That was good. [01:29:48] Speaker B: Speedball thrust kick to send Fletcher into the corner. But when he tried to follow, Fletcher dumped him with another Michiganoko driver. [01:29:57] Speaker A: Another just great example of the art. [01:30:00] Speaker C: Just you. We're doing michinoku drivers. Yeah. [01:30:04] Speaker B: All the way down. [01:30:06] Speaker A: We are jumping in the air. None of this just dropping from where you're standing. I am leaping up and drilling this down. Like, that's happening. [01:30:16] Speaker B: Stay down. The crowd is shouting. This is. This is wrestling. And it is. [01:30:24] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. [01:30:25] Speaker B: Know what? Like, I'm not even taught. This is the wildest part where he does the. [01:30:31] Speaker C: The. [01:30:31] Speaker B: Fletcher tries to powerbomb speedball, and Speedball holds on, and Fletcher carries him to the rope. And then they all spill onto the floor. But Fletcher still hangs on. And finally power bombs Speedball onto the goddamn apron. [01:30:51] Speaker A: Jesus. It's like the. It's like the. The Eddie and Benoit. The Eddie Benoit super or suplex. Like vertical suplex over the top rope. But. But crazier. Basically. It was. It just. I. I was just watching it like they did. They're not. No. What the. What the. Don't do. Don't. Don't cool. Don't do that. [01:31:23] Speaker B: Oh, God, they're all moving. Okay. [01:31:25] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:31:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe. [01:31:28] Speaker A: But. Maybe. But don't ever. [01:31:31] Speaker B: But I sure like to see. [01:31:33] Speaker C: But also. [01:31:34] Speaker A: Yeah, sure, I can see you try. [01:31:39] Speaker B: Throw speedball back into the ring and the connects with the big boot in the corner and a sheer drop. Brain buster in the middle of the ring. But speedball still kicks out. The crowd is loving this. And Fletcher is surely not. [01:31:57] Speaker C: No. [01:31:58] Speaker A: Is this. At this moment. I knew how it was gonna end, though. And I ended up being right. Yeah. [01:32:05] Speaker B: He brings Bailey to the top of the rope for a super brain buster. But Bailey kicks flesh Fletcher in the chest, and he brings Fletcher 2 back down to the mat with a tow rope. Poison Rana. Speedball goes. So sick. I love that. I also. The toe ropes are also quickly becoming one of my favorite moves. There's another good toe rope that will pull polls later on in the. In this card with Mark Davis. Yeah. Speedball went back up and connected with an ultima weapon to a bent over Fletcher. Fletcher with a count that was a nanosecond Away from three. [01:32:41] Speaker C: And that's when I did that wide shot and I was like leaping off the sofa. Those got me. [01:32:48] Speaker A: They really got you. Yeah. When the camera were work is. Is convincing you like that? That. Yeah. Like, they really. They're good at this. [01:32:56] Speaker C: Bastards. Yeah. [01:32:59] Speaker A: Also that Ultima weapon looked like that would take out anybody. Like. Oh, yeah. [01:33:05] Speaker B: Oh, God, yeah. That's such a. It's such a consolation prize. Like you have. It was this close. This close. But it's still not the bell. No, don't win. Don't. You don't get that double payout you don't get if you don't win. Bailey catches Fletcher in another pin attempts, but Fletcher gets out of it and catches Bailey's. Spin with us. Bailey, spin kick. He launches Bailey into the corner with another lawn dart. That is brutal. [01:33:39] Speaker A: As it hits the second turnbuckle. I love when it's not the top one. [01:33:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:33:45] Speaker B: Second top. Oh, yeah. [01:33:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I love when they go a little bit lower. Do it again. All the way to bottom. Do it one more time. [01:33:53] Speaker B: He follows that up with a running boot. And before putting Bailey on the top rope and spiking him with a brain buster on the top turnbuckle. One, two, three. Three. Kyle retains. [01:34:04] Speaker A: I said, you don't get out of that. [01:34:07] Speaker B: No, you don't. [01:34:09] Speaker A: And he. He ran. Really bounced his ass off of that. Sure did. Like, he really nailed that one. [01:34:16] Speaker B: Sure did. [01:34:18] Speaker C: They both sold their asses off, too. [01:34:21] Speaker A: Both of them were like. Like, I hope both of them before they got in the ring are like. So we just to reiterate that we have an understanding. It's okay if I drop you on your head? Yes. But I'm going to do it to you also at the end. Yes, my friend. Okay. Let us go out there and not kill each other. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go out there and not kill each other. But just barely. Yeah. Oh, God. What a. [01:34:51] Speaker C: And then when Okada's music hit, immediately I was like, I didn't. It took me a moment to put together, like, oh, yeah, he's in the next match. [01:34:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:00] Speaker C: You know, I was just like, okay. And then it all made more sense to me. I was like, of course. Course we're doing this Okada Fletcher story. [01:35:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:07] Speaker C: For about the International. At the same time, I'm kind of like, are we going to do to Speedy the, like, Takeshita treatment of building tension for years? So you're just really desperate for this person to finally win the fucking belt. And then, you know, a month or so later, it's like, oh, you know what? You're going off to the G1, so we have to strip it back from you. Even though this is belt has barely been defended at all over the past year. [01:35:34] Speaker B: Screaming, cool. [01:35:36] Speaker C: Screaming cool. [01:35:38] Speaker A: Screaming, crying, Throwing up. Yeah, throwing up. [01:35:41] Speaker B: Tony Khan, you bastard. I mean, and then running back the Okada. Yeah. So they absolutely did that intentionally, of course, because I too, I too thought the exact same thing that you did. And I'm like. And I'm just like, like, okay, are. Yeah, Okada, Fletcher, running back, Takesha Fletcher. Like, come on. [01:36:02] Speaker C: Fine. [01:36:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I guess I. I mean, at least it makes sense in character. Like, Okada is always gonna be that. Like, you know, thank goodness. Thank goodness. Like, he's always gonna be like, you have shiny. I don't have shiny. Give me that. You know, Like. Like, yeah. [01:36:22] Speaker B: So, like, it's such a great time. Like, and I feel so bad because Mike Bailey's just been like, I'm gonna take everything Don Callis loves because he took Kyle Fletcher from me. I'm gonna beat all his guys. And he doesn't. And they don't do either of those things. And I'm just like, you need to. You need to give somewhere. You need to give just a little bit. [01:36:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:45] Speaker B: To keep. [01:36:46] Speaker C: You know, I do appreciate one of the pivots with redemption, like, not going into full speedball. Kevin Knight stuff. [01:36:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:55] Speaker C: And now they got to figure out how to start that ball rolling again. [01:36:59] Speaker A: We'll get there. In the meantime, we rush into this match, which I appreciate, because, like, Jesus Christ. We're. We're. [01:37:06] Speaker B: This is. [01:37:06] Speaker A: I'm sorry, Piper. This is gonna be the longest episode of all time because it was a three hour pay per view in the middle of the week on tbs. You mad bastards. We haven't even gotten to the first women's match yet. Let's get to the first women's match. Let's get through this. [01:37:24] Speaker C: We did. We did. [01:37:25] Speaker A: We did, we did, we did. The trio. So one for two. All right. I'm just excited to get the first Stephanie. That's why she's after. [01:37:34] Speaker B: She's after this. We're. Because we're on. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Okay, good. [01:37:37] Speaker B: So the last match was great. [01:37:39] Speaker A: So much craps. So much crap. [01:37:43] Speaker B: This match is the match. That cocaine. [01:37:46] Speaker A: Too many grass. [01:37:48] Speaker C: Yeah. What the were these team? Well, one team. We know what the they are. The other team. [01:37:55] Speaker A: One team's a family. [01:37:57] Speaker B: My friend Megan is like, what? What? [01:38:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:02] Speaker C: The other who. What? [01:38:03] Speaker B: What? What the going on. [01:38:06] Speaker A: The other team is like, hey, what's do you wanna. Do you wanna see if. If Ella's head can just explode? Do you want to see if. To see if it'll blow up? You know, like, maybe they'll pivot the video. The pot will finally pivot the video after Ella's head explodes. [01:38:26] Speaker B: Jesus, man. Just. There's some rail. The longest rail in the world. And then they were like, I know Chris Jericho can take on Okada. [01:38:38] Speaker A: I'm done. Okay, wait. Wake me up when we're through. I'm so done. [01:38:45] Speaker B: 1897. [01:38:47] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I'm. Yeah. And. Okay. Not even Chris Jericho. Lionheart. Team Tassels in those shorts. Jesus Christ. [01:39:07] Speaker B: Yes. Speaking of a callback. [01:39:10] Speaker A: Say call. Don't call me back. Don't call me back. [01:39:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:15] Speaker C: My number. [01:39:16] Speaker A: Lose my number. [01:39:23] Speaker B: Okay, so for the listening public, because I use. You all have. Don't remember who's in this match. Rightfully so. It is Mr. Yeah. Chris Jericho and Darby Allen. [01:39:37] Speaker A: No, no, no. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not Chris Jericho. Horizon De Leon. Okay. [01:39:43] Speaker B: Okay. I was with him with the Pain Maker, and I saw how long he lasted with that, so I'm just gonna call him Chris Jericho. [01:39:51] Speaker A: Yeah. No, this is like I said to the person I was watching this with. I was watching this with. He. He's in the Shut up and Play the Hits Retirement Tour. And, like, that's fine. Go for it, man. [01:40:02] Speaker C: That's totally fine. [01:40:03] Speaker A: Yeah, just get. Get it over with and then. And then go away. I'm sure some of it. I like the list. It was fun to see the list again. That one did tickle me. You know, I can't. I am a mark. I appreciate some of your work, but just be done. [01:40:18] Speaker B: You make me laugh. Make me laugh. [01:40:21] Speaker A: It's the same way. Yeah. It's the same way I look at Copeland. Like, just be done. [01:40:27] Speaker C: I've been surprisingly enjoying this Jericho run more than I expected to. I will say. [01:40:34] Speaker B: Good, good, good, good. I'm super glad. Yeah. [01:40:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:40:37] Speaker B: He. I mean, yeah. The Pain Maker. And then. But yeah, I. I seriously. No, I get it. [01:40:45] Speaker C: Like, as much as I. Yeah. [01:40:48] Speaker A: Oh, no, that's. That's the joy of this medium. Everyone can get something out of it, but just. I'm. I'm right. I'm done. I'm ready. [01:40:56] Speaker C: Yep. [01:40:58] Speaker A: That's where I met. [01:40:59] Speaker B: Okay, so. Well, we can. I think we can all agree maybe that Kevin Knight is once again showing us that he's always right and correct by knocking Darby Allen off his. [01:41:10] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:41:12] Speaker A: I. But holy. The. The. He hit him so hard. I literally stood up in my office here and like. Like, and went, kevin, the bus night, Kevin, finish the job, Kevin. We need to talk about Kevin finishing the job. Love you, Kevin. Love. Doing his dam is because he throws. [01:41:43] Speaker B: He throws Allan onto the groin first onto that barricade. That barricade does not move. [01:41:49] Speaker A: It does not. We've mentioned. Yeah, yeah, no, the. And that, like, that was, like. That was awesome. And then I just, like, didn't pay attention to the rest of the match. Like, that was super great. And I was like, cool. All right. Now I'm zoning out. But that was super fun. Yeah. No, he hit him hard. Like, real hard. [01:42:09] Speaker C: I was just worried coming into this. I was like, if this is another trios match that exists for Echicero to take the pin. [01:42:17] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:42:18] Speaker C: Because he's in there to support the other stories that are not about him. I was just like, I'm gonna be. So. I was, like, trying not to be angry in advance. [01:42:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:42:27] Speaker C: They do it all the time. [01:42:29] Speaker B: Well, not in Mexico. Not in Mexico City. [01:42:32] Speaker A: Damn right. [01:42:33] Speaker C: I was hoping. Hoping. I was hoping that that would mean that they wouldn't do it. And thankfully, they did not. But, yeah, I did spend the whole time being like, you better not. [01:42:44] Speaker B: God. Yeah. The white heavyweight. Yeah. [01:42:47] Speaker C: The CML heavyweight champion. Yeah. [01:42:52] Speaker B: Loses a pin to Jericho or Darby Allen. [01:42:59] Speaker C: They could have done it with Mystico, but even so, that's, like, complicated, you know? Yeah. [01:43:05] Speaker B: Yeah. So I suppose that makes sense that this match ends the way that it does. But yeah, the split off here, generally speaking, is Darby verse Knight, obviously, which makes sense. Jericho coat versus Okada, because. [01:43:20] Speaker A: Sure, why not? [01:43:21] Speaker B: Yeah. And Etchy. Sarah versus Mystico. Yes, please. Twice on Saturday. [01:43:28] Speaker A: Lucha, lucha, lucha. Yes. [01:43:32] Speaker B: And the crowd loves Etchy, as they should. [01:43:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, of course. [01:43:37] Speaker C: I mean, I think my favorite. Honestly, I think my favorite thing about this entire match had to be Okada's reaction to Mystico's entrance theme. [01:43:48] Speaker A: Oh, God. [01:43:49] Speaker C: Over the years, the sneer, just fully vamping, like. [01:43:56] Speaker B: See, the thing is, in my head, he's sneering, but it. He's humming along with the crowd because the song slaps [01:44:06] Speaker C: not. [01:44:06] Speaker B: But he's like. [01:44:07] Speaker C: He loves it. [01:44:09] Speaker A: It's a bop. [01:44:10] Speaker C: Yeah. He's so good at being a. And I love him so much. [01:44:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Him and Kevin were great through this match. [01:44:21] Speaker C: 100. Yeah. And descent. [01:44:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I want to cut it. Yeah. In 2026, Jericho Versa cut is a joke. But here we are. He goes to. Goes to. But he goes down to a drop kick. Evan goes down to Death Valley driver and Jericho tags in Alan, who can immediately nopes out of leaving Echisero to deal with the dipshit. He doesn't actually deal with him. But on the plus side, Alan gets. Goes for a dive on Kevin. No. Kata gets the sickest drop kick in the world. [01:45:01] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he does. [01:45:06] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:45:06] Speaker A: The two. I love the two best. Yeah, the two best drop kicks in the business were on one team tonight. Like, that's kind of wild. [01:45:13] Speaker B: Sure. [01:45:14] Speaker A: Damn. [01:45:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I. I did particularly enjoy when we were talking about the anti air moves. That one was my favorite for the whole night. Obviously, for many reasons. I will say not to be like a Darby Allen defender, but just in terms of technical. Just in terms of tech, like, whatever this person can do in the ring. I could have seen him a little longer doing technical lucha shit with Edicero. I was like, oh, this could be something. [01:45:43] Speaker A: Yeah, well, because. Well, that's the. That, you know, as far, as far as Darby's like, actual in ring work goes. That's the. Well, that's the whole. And like, that's the whole thing is like, I would like to. Oh, oh, look at him. He's doing something differently. I would like to have seen more of that. [01:46:02] Speaker C: That's the whole. [01:46:03] Speaker A: That's the whole story is like, oh, wow, he did something different for like 30 seconds. And then we'll never do that again. It was a special occasion. And. And don't ask him to do anything other than promo bits that are gonna look like red flags in about four years. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. And coffin drops. [01:46:24] Speaker C: Trust falls. [01:46:26] Speaker A: Trust falls. Thank you. It's hard to watch because I'm not [01:46:34] Speaker C: calling him anything else because he's talented at technical graps and he's got some lucha training. Like, he's. When he does that kind of in the ring, I'm like, oh, yeah. But then it's always, as you said, it's always for like 30 seconds. And then it's like time for trust falls. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. [01:46:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Speaking of which, like, yeah, the John Callous family takes time to bully him after he gets the drop kicked. And everyone gets turned they should, and nothing of value is lost. I'm a. Alan tags in Mystico. And of course, the crowd loses their. He hits a springboard crossbody tonight and then fought off a double team by Okada and Echisero to take Knight down with a her karana. A. Yeah, yeah. Springboard her corona sense Echisero to the floor and mystical. Mystical Follows that with an escalero into an arm drag on Kevin. [01:47:43] Speaker A: That was real pretty. [01:47:45] Speaker B: Okada slows Mystico down until Okada gets sent in to a Jericho into Jericho for a code breaker. Oh, right. Chris Jericho's here. [01:47:53] Speaker C: Chris Jericho's here too. [01:47:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:56] Speaker A: Where Corazon de Leon go. [01:47:59] Speaker B: There he is. Mystico gets a near fall on Knight with a springboard cross baddie and then tags Alan who gets very hyped to get at night again my meat in a battle of strikes until Alan takes knight down it with a scorpion death lock. Okada tries to stop it so Jericho grabs him for a lime lion tamer which headshot. Yeah. [01:48:23] Speaker A: Oh, that's not gonna happen. The only person in that ring he might physically be able to lion tamer is on his team. Yeah, I was just gonna maybe get it on Darby maybe. [01:48:37] Speaker B: What are you doing? Oh, and then he. Oh. And then. Okay, so we're winding down. Ichisero catches mystical on his shoulders but Mystico responds with a glass glorious herkarana that takes Ecchi to the mat. Jericho goes up on top and comes down on Akata with a cross body on the floor. Allen does the same with a coffin drop with Knight. And Mystico runs the ropes and takes out Echi Sarah with a crossbody over the ring post. Allen goes to the top for a failed cut off and drop because night kicks him out and gets him in a tree of woe. Night climbs to the adjacent turnpuckle for a coast to coast but was met by a Jews effect by Jericho. Damn it. I wanted to see it. I wanted to see. Oh, you know, it would have been so sick. Why did. And Jericho stops it of all the people. Anyways, Okada tries tried to drop cake but Kuroko caught him and locked and locks him into the walls of Jericho. No, he doesn't. [01:49:43] Speaker C: Mystico so crazy that Jericho like just because of the pairings of this match. It had to be like Jericho has Okada in a hold. [01:49:58] Speaker B: To go get etchy. Sarah down with a lemnistica and Alan gets a coffin drop for a trust fall with a pen. [01:50:06] Speaker A: A trust fall from now on. Cat, that's. That's the mark that you leave on this show. [01:50:14] Speaker B: I'm gonna cross it out because I have. I have my coffin drop counter. But I'm calling it a trust fall. [01:50:20] Speaker A: Trustful. You are so cute. You're the best. You actually have a trust fall counter. That's. That's unreal. Of course you do. Fantastic. [01:50:33] Speaker C: Because I hate to get one of those. Those little clicky Counters, like, [01:50:38] Speaker B: every time. [01:50:39] Speaker A: Just clicking them every time. Oh, my God. [01:50:41] Speaker C: Zero days since the last trust fall. [01:50:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:47] Speaker C: So that's. [01:50:48] Speaker B: That's the match. The faces win with a trio's pin. And I guess that makes it okay for Etchy and Mystica or Etchy and Okada to eat the pins. I don't know. [01:51:03] Speaker C: Yeah, technically they didn't. [01:51:06] Speaker A: Yeah, that felt. All of that. [01:51:08] Speaker B: The faces won. They didn't lose. [01:51:11] Speaker C: All. All. [01:51:12] Speaker A: All of that, in my opinion, felt like it could have been another women's match. [01:51:17] Speaker C: This could have been an email. [01:51:19] Speaker A: This could have been. Yeah, this could have been an email or a women's singles match. Not for a title. Because you have such a huge roster that you could just. You could just have two women fight each other because. [01:51:32] Speaker B: Yeah, you just. Because, you know, Maya World's there. [01:51:35] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, she's a big deal right now. He's belted her up. But speaking of women's wrestling, we do get. Finally. [01:51:44] Speaker B: We're moving on. We're moving on. Persephone vs. Chris Statlander, in which Chris Statlander continues to regret her pairing with Cheetah. And Persephone bites off just as much as she can chew. [01:51:58] Speaker A: Oh, well said. Well, poetic. Poetic, truly. [01:52:05] Speaker B: If. Yeah, so I. I first said Persephone was the ring of honor 500 day champion, but that's incorrect. She is 1540 day champion at. On CML. [01:52:20] Speaker A: CML. Yeah. [01:52:21] Speaker B: Yes. [01:52:22] Speaker A: And also friend of the show, Art Mention was hanging out in the chat watching this, and I wanted to bring it up because Hampter, in many ways, Persephone, the true heir to Eddie Guerrero, if anyone should be doing the Frog Splash, should be doing. Because she's from El Paso. So I think it would be really awesome if she. If she needs a submission submission, she should start doing the Lasso from El Paso. The clove. Yeah, the. The Boston Cloverleaf. I think that would. Yeah, no, I think she should bust that out. She does the spring. She does a. We'll get to it in the match. Springboard. Frog Splash. It's just beautiful. [01:53:04] Speaker B: But does. [01:53:05] Speaker A: Oh, God speaking. Beautiful. [01:53:08] Speaker C: Just. [01:53:12] Speaker A: I'm so gay. And the outfit is so cool. [01:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it is. [01:53:21] Speaker A: Because the one side with the flowers and the other side with the dark and the devil. Because Persephone, you get it. It's like the thing. [01:53:30] Speaker B: So she's. [01:53:31] Speaker A: So she's smart too, you know, and [01:53:34] Speaker B: she likes the video game. [01:53:37] Speaker A: Yeah. So I just think that we should hang out and, like, maybe hold hands. [01:53:42] Speaker C: Okay. [01:53:42] Speaker A: And that'd be cool. Like, just think that'd Be cool. [01:53:46] Speaker B: I think Persephone would bully me if she. If I tried to hold her hands, she'd be like, no, I think she [01:53:52] Speaker A: would bully me if I tried to hold her hands, too. And I think that's okay. Yeah, I think we should lean into that. [01:53:59] Speaker B: No, I'm too tiny. And tighter. Yeah, I can't even. [01:54:03] Speaker A: A little harder. [01:54:04] Speaker B: Yeah, just a little bit more. A little bit more. [01:54:08] Speaker A: Just a little bit. Yeah, it's fine. Yep. And it broke. Okay, this is all right. So why don't we take. This was a great first date. If you want to take me to the hospital. Was it good for you? This was everything I was hoping for. Oh, it's swelling. [01:54:27] Speaker C: Let's go directly to Dumb Bitches Medical Center. Yes. [01:54:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Since Tekla. Yeah, it's. She and Tekla would both break your fingers while taking. [01:54:38] Speaker A: There's a dot. Well, there's a doctor at Dumb Medical center as my primary care physician, so she's going to take care of this. And she's also going to get me up on nitrous and take me to a strip club. She's an amazing physician. [01:54:51] Speaker C: Wow. [01:54:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:54:54] Speaker C: Medicine. [01:54:55] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's some Georgia. That's some Georgia 95. I want. [01:55:03] Speaker A: I want my gender clinic to be Dumb Medical center, like, from here on out. Like, let's go see if you can get them. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I almost. I almost said the name of my gender clinic on the podcast. I've been bad. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. Ring bell that. Ring bell that thought. [01:55:24] Speaker B: Anyways, we're going, man. We're going with Persephone and Statlander. And they call the pod. They call the Pod before I dox myself. [01:55:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:55:35] Speaker B: And they did the thing where they all. Where they go back and forth, avoiding their big moves. Statlander knocks Persephone over the top rope and is followed up by a standing moonsault press. Statlander tries to crush Persephone through the between the ropes, but missed and landed hard on the apron. And Persephone kicks Statlander to floor and went over the top with a tope con hilo. [01:55:58] Speaker A: Damn. [01:56:00] Speaker B: And then Persephone goes over and talks trash to Thunder Rosa, which will be in recurring theme through this match also. [01:56:07] Speaker A: Damn. Right. Yes. And it was nice to see Lamela Mela here. [01:56:11] Speaker C: Now, she had just won, I guess, last weekend, the Nash. Like their. The national title. [01:56:20] Speaker A: Mexican national title. [01:56:21] Speaker C: Mexican. Mexican national title. Which is not a CMLA title, but she won it at cmll. I don't. I'm a little confused about the whole Thing. But I did watch that match. It was cool. [01:56:30] Speaker A: Yeah. I wish Art were here. Art would know. [01:56:34] Speaker C: I gotta look into this. [01:56:36] Speaker A: Yeah. You're my Lucha person. [01:56:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I should probably drive. So we go at as I was looking it up. [01:56:50] Speaker A: No. Yeah. No, you can't do that now. [01:56:53] Speaker B: I'm usually third seat. Nobody gives a no. [01:56:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:56:56] Speaker A: It's like you're driving and it's like you were driving and you just hopped in the back seat all of a sudden. [01:57:01] Speaker B: Don't worry. Don't worry, dear. I packed the snacks back here on the wheel. [01:57:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm getting roads. [01:57:14] Speaker B: Oncoming traffic nearly pull back into the other lane. Cars honking. We're in a commercial break, so it doesn't matter. [01:57:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:57:23] Speaker B: For somebody get some real heel heat. Some with strikes, kicks and a near in a two count. She goes for a couple knee strikes to the back as well. Stat comes back with some offense once the commercial is over. A nice German along with a kick combo off the corners. Finishing with an inside cradle and a new near fall. I love that. Inside cradle is great. [01:57:46] Speaker A: Not all offense at some point. [01:57:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah. [01:57:52] Speaker C: Give me best friends. [01:57:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That was such a good move. [01:57:57] Speaker A: I was like, I see what you're doing. You do it for the best friends. You're doing it for the OC and the Chucky and not Trent. [01:58:06] Speaker C: Never Trent. [01:58:07] Speaker B: Never Trent. [01:58:07] Speaker A: Never Trent. Not you Trent, Betta, the other best friend. Even Wheeler Yuda. But that's fine. [01:58:20] Speaker B: Yeah. So if flying after the seat belt pin, the flying clothesline frees up Persephone and the ladies exchange strikes in the center. The bout ends with stat missing a 450 splash with a rough landing. And Persephone slamming stat with a spear for a near future fall. [01:58:37] Speaker A: Pretty spear. Oh, yeah. [01:58:40] Speaker B: Yeah. It was that 450 splash though it looks like she landed on her right ankle real hard. And her knees, of course, because yes, Persephone wasn't there. [01:58:51] Speaker A: Right. [01:58:51] Speaker C: That ankle landing, I was like, oh. And then she did look like she was a little bit limping for a moment and. But she seems okay. [01:59:00] Speaker A: But he's not using it. It's okay. [01:59:03] Speaker C: Yeah. Who needs ankles? [01:59:05] Speaker A: Not me. Fake news. [01:59:10] Speaker B: Persephone goes to the floor and tries to pull the Mexican national women's title away from Thunder Rosa, which pulls Rosa over the barricade. And then Persephone lays her out with her own title. [01:59:26] Speaker A: Yeah, that was okay. [01:59:28] Speaker C: So I looked it up just now because I'm third wheeling, so I should be doing this, right? [01:59:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:59:34] Speaker C: Hey there. You go third wheel. Whatever. Mexican National Women's championship is sanctioned by the Mexico City Boxing and Wrestling Commission. It does not promote the events, but the championship can be defended. It's. It's mostly in CML and in the past it's been AAA as well. [01:59:57] Speaker A: So whatever promotion wants to hold, it's [02:00:00] Speaker C: a pretty long term belt. It's the oldest still promoted female professional. Sorry. One of the oldest still promoted female professional wrestling championship. Preceded only by the NWA World Women's Championship. That was created the year before. [02:00:16] Speaker A: Wow. [02:00:17] Speaker C: Yeah. 1955 for the Mexican Women's Championship. Anyway. [02:00:22] Speaker B: Hey, that was. [02:00:24] Speaker A: Well third wheeled cat. Oh my God. Look at that. You did more work than I do. That's amazing. I just edit it and make funny little pictures. [02:00:34] Speaker C: That's very important. [02:00:35] Speaker B: That is super important. [02:00:37] Speaker A: This is true. [02:00:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, Rose Thunder Rosa got smashed in the face with it. She sure did. And then Persephone gets smashed in the apron or sorry, in the shoulder set. Larynger. [02:00:56] Speaker C: Is that where. Is that where stat was like, did this like Brandon Martinez was fully in the way and she was like it. [02:01:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Stat takes him out too because he's trying to get Persephone and Thunder Rosa to stop beefing and stats like friendly fire. [02:01:20] Speaker C: See ya. [02:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:22] Speaker C: Was very funny. I know it was a stupid ref bump spot, but I laughed. I. I laughed. [02:01:31] Speaker B: It gets even more amusing because she throws Persephone back into the ring. Tries to hit us like Wednesday Night Fever. Persephone slips out, but Statlander rolls her up. But there are no. There's no one to count. [02:01:48] Speaker C: My favorite thing when a face like does a ref bump or is involved in a ref bump. And then it's like it's time for me to hit my finisher. [02:01:55] Speaker B: Excuse me. I needed to. [02:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:59] Speaker B: Hello. But don't worry, she does there with a belt to hit stat in the goddamn head with. [02:02:08] Speaker C: Huh? [02:02:10] Speaker A: You know when you got that one friend that just won't go away. [02:02:16] Speaker C: She said lose my number. [02:02:18] Speaker B: Please stop calling me. Persephone gets a. The. The frog splash like Ella mentioned. And pins and pin stat. And by that time the ref is up. Slow ass counts naturally just enough. But yeah. Persephone wins. Yeah. [02:02:40] Speaker A: Good. [02:02:41] Speaker C: As she should. [02:02:42] Speaker B: As she should. Absolutely. [02:02:46] Speaker A: Hell yeah. And also destroy my physical body with violence. [02:02:55] Speaker B: Please, please. [02:02:57] Speaker C: Hips and violence. [02:02:59] Speaker A: Yes, yes. Violent hips. You should. You should probably call the pod. [02:03:08] Speaker B: Oh no. She's. She's Julian again. My world and Ion come out into check out. Which is very nice. [02:03:16] Speaker A: It's awesome. Yes. Let's keep that going. [02:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:03:19] Speaker C: Well, so They've. I saw today that they've announced Haiyan and Maya versus Persephone and Sheeta for Collision, so that'll be fun. Collision is once again for the girlies, gender neutral. [02:03:35] Speaker A: Oh, yes. And stacked as it looks like. Yeah, I'm into it. Let's go, let's go. [02:03:44] Speaker B: Let's go. Into a video package with the lead up to tonight's Mexico City street fight between Will Ospreay and Mark Davis as the. The main event. Okay, sure. Why not? But what we really want is actually the world trios champion match between Hangman, Adam Page, Bro Dido and Bro Dido, which is bandido and Brody King featuring the Demand. I just like doing the. [02:04:19] Speaker A: I just like doing the. [02:04:20] Speaker C: Who doesn't. [02:04:22] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like the. [02:04:23] Speaker A: The seven. [02:04:24] Speaker B: The five to seven horse people. [02:04:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, wait forever. [02:04:31] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [02:04:33] Speaker A: I forgot our own gang sign. Damn it. [02:04:38] Speaker B: This is the greatest entrance. Bandito and Paige walk in, play with a poncho sombrero, and the mariachi band. That rocks. [02:04:51] Speaker A: So the person I was watching this with, we're giving them the. The, like, we're talking about how, like, oh, last year Hangman did this great thing and there was like, we're like. And. And we're like. And talk out. Brody did this awesome. And it was during this, like, really tumultuous time. And like, it was the beginning of the ice raids and. And all this stuff. Right? And. And we're like. So like now, though, the two biggest hits from last year who did this great, poignant, wonderful, heartfelt things are going to be together this year. They come out like the three amigos. [02:05:33] Speaker B: I stand with Tony. [02:05:35] Speaker A: Yes. The good, the bad. And the ugly was. I love the whole bit too of like, wait. Brody being like, wait, which. Which one's the ugly? [02:05:43] Speaker C: Who's ugly? Nobody in this team is ugly. [02:05:46] Speaker A: No, they're all so pretty. But it was. It was absolutely worth it. I love that, like Hanger absolutely had the similar thought that I did because they show as it comes out where it says on the. The chat Chiron underneath their names. Worried that the. The Padres sombreros maybe problematic. [02:06:07] Speaker C: I screamed, [02:06:10] Speaker A: God, I popped so hard. [02:06:13] Speaker B: It is. I hope. God, I hope he just writes his own because he came back with the justice. [02:06:19] Speaker C: Of course he does. [02:06:19] Speaker B: To me. [02:06:20] Speaker C: Yeah, 100%. He writes his own. [02:06:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [02:06:27] Speaker A: I love him as someone who's had a vasectomy. I laughed very hard at that. I laughed so hard, hard at that. [02:06:34] Speaker C: I was like, oh, I did. [02:06:36] Speaker A: That's why that's why he did the. That's why he did the. The stipulation. He, like, I need. I need, like, two weeks off to rest my balls. So, like, I've got to lose and, like, go lick my wounds about it. [02:06:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:06:52] Speaker C: The snipulation. [02:07:00] Speaker A: Holy. [02:07:02] Speaker C: That was the first thing when he came back. Just like, the Chirons are back and you're back after a few months, and it's just, like. Just had a vasectomy. [02:07:13] Speaker B: He's like, all right, Tony, I need to get my ball snipped and I need to get a tattoo, so I need to be out for at least two months. He's like, perfect. You're gonna get stabbed in the face by Swerve Stricklands. And he's a great. Perfect. Sign me up. [02:07:27] Speaker A: Excellent. Exquisite. Book it. Yeah. Holy crap. No, all this was good. I was very excited for this match in general. This is one of the ones where I was like, this is going to be very good. There's no way it's not going to be very, very good. [02:07:43] Speaker C: I love every single person in that ring. Yes. And when kept. When I popped really hard for Camolito coming out with those three, like, like, oh, perfect. He's backstage taking pictures with the Death Riders, but here he is coming out. [02:08:00] Speaker B: Marina's like, you'll be one of our. You'll be one of us someday. And I was like, yes, yes, yes. [02:08:09] Speaker A: Let's make that happen, please. [02:08:12] Speaker C: Did you notice that each poncho had a different animal? [02:08:16] Speaker B: I didn't actually. [02:08:17] Speaker A: No. [02:08:19] Speaker C: Bandito had, like, eagles, like from the Mexican flag. Brody had wolves, and Hangman had horses. It was good. It was really good. [02:08:30] Speaker B: Perfection. [02:08:31] Speaker C: Yeah. Go watch again. Because I was like, oh, my God, look at their poncho. [02:08:35] Speaker B: I've already watched it twice. What's a third time? Yeah, I will. I will go to that part and I will see the ponchos, though, because that was. I mean, that was just. [02:08:45] Speaker C: It's never too many watches. [02:08:47] Speaker B: Never. [02:08:48] Speaker C: That's the titties. The titty framing alone. I know. [02:08:51] Speaker A: Top tier titties. [02:08:58] Speaker B: So the demand strike first case. Surprise. But Ricochet goes up, ends up going toe to toe with Paige, who takes him down with his. Which the crowd. [02:09:08] Speaker C: Yeah, [02:09:13] Speaker B: Okay. Which the crowd loves. That also happened in the Fletcher speedball match, which was also great. [02:09:21] Speaker C: Yes. I was obsessed with him. Just being like. That was my. Maybe my favorite example of the night of just being like. You don't think I could do Lucha moves? Here you go. [02:09:31] Speaker B: Yeah, Well, I mean, this is also when Nigel or Excalibur talks about last year, which was, you know, Paige coming out and being very, like, in. Speaking in Spanish to their crowd, explaining his background. And the crowd remembers and loves him. They are screaming cowboy. And it's. [02:09:54] Speaker A: He's rightfully beloved. Yeah, like, down there. And like. Yeah. [02:10:00] Speaker B: And next. [02:10:01] Speaker A: He's on. He's still on. He's still on my. My side eye list for the. The squirrel business. But it's. It's side. Ey. Like, it's not like, it's. It's. To me, that's side eye levels. It was. That was more like a hanger. Come on, dude. No. Like, then doesn't. No, I'm not. I'm. I'm not going stamp DNR on his forehead. You know, there's levels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There. There. There's levels. But so far, it's just going to. How did I put it in the chat where I was like, I'm at that point with him where I'm not like, oh, yippee, Hanger again yet. I'm just that thing where, like, if he were to walk into the saloon, I would just have, like, a nice, civil hanger, you know, like that. That's like a little nod. We're good. We're cool. If anyone. If anyone jumps you, I got your back. [02:10:59] Speaker B: It. [02:10:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're more or less fine. But you. You know what you did, More or less. That's how I feel about hanger. I'm. I'm always happy to see him, but I'm not necessarily gonna let him know it. [02:11:16] Speaker B: You. You can let King know it because he goes toe to toe with Leona and kh and he rebounds off the ropes like a giant luchador and takes two men over with a pair of arm drags. [02:11:28] Speaker C: He is a giant luchador. [02:11:30] Speaker B: Truly. [02:11:31] Speaker A: He is a giant luchador. It's 16,000 people. So good. Like a bunch of wolves. [02:11:39] Speaker C: Love that. [02:11:39] Speaker A: Let's go. [02:11:41] Speaker B: He also traps. He. He also traps Khan and Leone Atlanta under the apron or on the rope against the mat while they try and get in. After he tags Bandido and he launch and he. And then. Yeah, so the. The toa. Leone and Khan are trapped on the mat under the rope, and then Bandido and Paige drop kick them to the floor. Paige and King launch Bandito onto the top rope, and he goes to the floor with a swan dive to take out the demand, which it gets another big pop. Bandito and King and Paige to do the Macarena until the inevitable happens. [02:12:24] Speaker A: It was bound to happen. It had to happen. There's no way. There's no way it was gonna go down. Yep. No notes. [02:12:32] Speaker B: The demand takes command. And so. And we get a commercial. So Bandido gets bullied. Ricochet does this great move when he bounces between the ropes, and he looks like he's gonna go for a Bandito, but drop kicks King away from the ring and grab Grams, grabs Cameo and starts beating the out of him. [02:12:54] Speaker C: As soon as he grabbed Cameo and hauled him into the ring, I was like, no. [02:12:59] Speaker B: Everybody. Bandido wraps his arms around. [02:13:05] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That was so funny. Bandito's like, I protect you, brother. [02:13:10] Speaker B: Protect you. Protect you, friend. King pulls him out eventually, and the camera just watched Kill Camelito roll off the floor like a little dead person. Was actually really funny. [02:13:26] Speaker C: Oh, God, he's so good at what he does. [02:13:29] Speaker A: Right [02:13:32] Speaker B: back from commercial. Bandido tries to escape Khan Bakan uses his massive legs to launch Bandito over the top onto the ramp. And then he tosses Bandito into the ring and tags Ricochet in, who throws Bandido into the turnbuckle and tries to for a springboard. But Bandido stops that nonsense with more anti air boots to the gut. Paige gets the tag, and he cleans house. When he gets in. Springboarding crossboard on Khan and Lane. Ricochet out with a right hand. More anti air as Ricochet goes off the top buckle looking for Harkarana. And then where Paige catches him, he rolls out, and then Ricochet comes again, only to be hit with a liger bomb from Paige. [02:14:17] Speaker A: But real pretty. [02:14:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Paige can't. But after all loan after the heavy offense, he can't. Paige can't take on the demand and takes a six shooting star press from Ricochet. Nearly gets slammed with a double crucifix bomb, but is saved by Brody, who grabs Ricochet. Paige capitalizes and it gets Khan and Leona in the corner, where King squashes them all with his huge, beautiful body and follows oh, my God. With a cannonball into Khan. Yeah, that was. [02:14:49] Speaker C: Cannonball was sick. [02:14:51] Speaker B: Super good. I love it when he does that. [02:14:53] Speaker A: You really paint. [02:14:54] Speaker C: We all do. [02:14:56] Speaker A: Yeah. You really paint a beautiful picture. Thank you so much. [02:15:03] Speaker B: Paige connects with a discus lariat on Ricochet and tags Bandito. Bandido tries a 21 plex on Ricochet, who lands on his feet and gets a blind tag from Leona. Like he just does his flippy shit that he's real good at. Heels take control and stack all the baby faces, including King in onto the top turnbuckle, where Leona showing How strong he is. Balls. Or does a triple Samoan drop and near covers. Man with a near fall. That's like £600. [02:15:38] Speaker C: That was like £700. [02:15:40] Speaker A: It's like £700. No, that was one of the. I remember. What? Well, when we're watching, I was like, well, that. No, like, that's, like, one of the most up things I've ever seen. Like, and basically the fact that one of them was Brody King. Well, I was just like, that's. [02:15:54] Speaker C: Yes, that's upset. [02:15:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Just bad. That's the thing. No, Sometimes you see something like. No, no, no. [02:16:03] Speaker C: Oh, I thought we were being careful. [02:16:08] Speaker B: That's why he put Brody on. Kind of holding on to his back so everybody else could then hold on to Brody. I think if I remember that stack up. Yeah, yeah. [02:16:19] Speaker C: Damn craziness. [02:16:23] Speaker B: We're heading towards. [02:16:24] Speaker C: At least they didn't put Camelito on top, too. [02:16:26] Speaker B: Oh, my God, that been so funny, actually. Oh, they should have. [02:16:29] Speaker C: That would have been really good. [02:16:31] Speaker B: An extra £80. [02:16:33] Speaker A: No, you know what? Tony Khan hire cat. Like, at this point, like, I'm just killing it. [02:16:41] Speaker B: So we're at the end of the match. The man tries to take Bandido into the corner, but he sends Ricochet and Khan to the outside and avoids Leona's charge by sending him into the turnbuckle. King drops Leona with a huge lariat and drives and. And dove to the floor to take out Ricochet and Khan. Bandito tried to pull Leona over for a 21 plex, but he hung onto the ropes from the block. [02:17:08] Speaker C: Right. Naturally. [02:17:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Both men are fighting for their lives. And then Paige kicks Leona free. Bandido tries it again, but. But can't. Still can't get Leona over. And Paige just hits a buckshot lariat and Bandido lambs. [02:17:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:17:32] Speaker B: For a really victory. [02:17:35] Speaker C: I really like this variation on the 21 Plex because it's like. Yeah, it's not really a hot take to say that, like, the 21 Plex is kind of a mess as a finisher, but. And, like, Bandido has been varying it up. Bit like when he does the. Like, where the guy's fully prone on the floor and he's deadlifting him. That always looks amazing. And also, sometimes it's just what the opponent is doing. Sometimes they make it look organic, like they're actually, oh, I just fell down. And now I'm trying to climb up on the ropes. And in that moment, Bandido gets them. But, like, most of the time, it looks very posed, very Set up. Yeah, very set up. And somebody like Toa Leona is huge. And Bandido is just a little guy. So, like, to. To turn it into this, like, oh, I can't really lift him over my head. But here comes Hangman with the buckshot. Was, I think, very charming. And it. Yeah, worked for me. [02:18:32] Speaker B: It super did. And it also, like, we know Brodido is a great tag team. Having Hangman in there, like, spotting it and seeing the, like, reading the language and fig, like, assuming that this isn't scripted, that they. This is all organic. Of course. Yeah. I thought it was. I thought it was great. We just obviously, you know, just. That's. That's the hangers, you know, that's. What do they call it? Professionalism. That's what years of experience get you. But, yeah, we have a new AEW World's Trio Champions, which is great. They do the Macarena in the center of the ring again, and the camera just cuts to Ricochet, who's, like, holding his face because, I mean, nobody can't [02:19:21] Speaker C: look at the Macarena. [02:19:23] Speaker B: No one wants to lose the belt to two, three guys doing the Macarena, including a white dude who. White. White people's dances. So that's embarrassing. As a white. [02:19:36] Speaker C: Yeah. It's hard to watch, truly. I don't know if I was expecting them to win. And it makes sense. It kind of tracks with this whole, like, Hangman's on side quests to get all the titles kind of concept that we're going with. But I was certainly very happy to see them win. Then again, I also really enjoyed the demand having it, and I would like for them to have it again and not just be like, a week or two of a transitional thing. Because they deserve belts. [02:20:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I do. I look, I like, I. I truly love the demand. I like their heels. [02:20:15] Speaker C: They're great, but they're. They're great. Yeah. [02:20:18] Speaker B: I love watching Ricochet. I was like, I hate you because. [02:20:21] Speaker A: Why. [02:20:22] Speaker B: Why are you so good? [02:20:24] Speaker C: You know, Ricochet is amazing. [02:20:26] Speaker B: Yeah. More. More trios belts or more trios matches. Please toss that belt all over the place as far as I'm concerned. [02:20:34] Speaker C: I would be very happy to see Goa get into the tag team. I know the tag team division is kind of getting crazy now, especially with Motor City machine guns and then presumably the new day also about to show up. So it's, like, kind of crowded right now, but I would really like to see. See Goa kind of get in the race there, because they deserve it. [02:20:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I could see it. [02:20:57] Speaker C: They're great. Yeah. [02:20:59] Speaker B: Maybe like a. Could do a. Like a round robin, Like a championship. Sure, why not? That'd be great. [02:21:06] Speaker C: Call me Tony. [02:21:07] Speaker B: Yeah, Seriously. God, I would. On it. [02:21:10] Speaker C: Yeah. We got ideas. [02:21:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'd love to see them just. They're too. It's shocking how fast and great they are for big, beefy dudes. [02:21:21] Speaker C: Yeah, they're big, beefy, agile, beautiful dudes. [02:21:25] Speaker B: Oh, great. [02:21:26] Speaker C: I will watch them do anything. [02:21:27] Speaker B: And when they come out in their vests. Oh, my God, it's bear arms. I think bare arms are just a thing for me. Maybe [02:21:40] Speaker C: you're advocating for the right to bear arms. [02:21:43] Speaker B: Everybody should have bear arms. [02:21:46] Speaker A: I come back from filling my water bottle. What? Bear. All right. [02:21:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Goa. We're talking about how Goa rule. [02:21:57] Speaker A: Oh, this is true. Yes. [02:21:59] Speaker B: Yes. We were talking about. I. I appreciate them when they come out in their vests and pants. [02:22:05] Speaker A: When they bear arms. Yes. Yeah, it's all coming together. [02:22:12] Speaker B: Speaking of coming together, Mark Davis. [02:22:17] Speaker C: Will Osprey and Mark Davis jizz their pants together. [02:22:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:22:22] Speaker B: Coming to face to face with each other. [02:22:27] Speaker C: I am so sorry. Please. [02:22:29] Speaker A: No, this is normal. Yeah. No, they never. Yeah, no, this is tame. Honestly. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. [02:22:38] Speaker C: I'm sorry for derailing Hampter. [02:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it's the arms thing. [02:22:47] Speaker A: It's gonna be a three hour podcast. [02:22:50] Speaker B: Well, no, we're at the last match. We're at the last match. Okay. We're getting through this. [02:22:53] Speaker A: Okay. We're here, we're there, we're there, we're there. [02:22:56] Speaker B: Just the finishing line is right there. But, like, I don't get this. So, like, I understand. This is more Will getting over and him looking hard. But I'm sorry, but, like, I can't view him as an edgy killer. He doesn't even bring a weapon to the ring and he's facing killers club. [02:23:11] Speaker A: He literally quit the edgy killers club. [02:23:14] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's got. He's got to prove that he can pull the trigger. And he. [02:23:18] Speaker C: It's. [02:23:18] Speaker B: Can he can. [02:23:19] Speaker A: He can or he would. He can or he would have. [02:23:23] Speaker C: I'm sorry, I'm on the record as being like, what the are we doing at this point with this story? Sorry, go on. [02:23:30] Speaker B: I know. There's nothing to apologize for. I'm upset that he left. The Death Riders, they're. They're. [02:23:36] Speaker A: I feel like they're rushing through something. That, that, that was a great story that started well, that could have done with a couple more Weeks of well told build. But I feel like again, that's the story lately. Something happened around redemption. [02:23:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:23:53] Speaker A: Really? With everything. [02:23:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:23:57] Speaker A: Because like the gay bath house. Yes. Like, that was awesome. All the training. Like, all that was great. And then like. But the. The. The Ed. The fall apart felt rushed and I think that it did. [02:24:09] Speaker C: I think now you're telling me I'm supposed to within a month turn around on this Osprey business and like, stubborn for that. I'm way too stubborn for that. Sorry. [02:24:20] Speaker A: And I'm sorry. I'm way too much of a mox girl to. To like. I like. Okay, look, is he. Is he a cult leader? Yes, yes, of course, of course. [02:24:33] Speaker C: Complimentary. [02:24:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Is he a violent psychopath who can't be trusted? Yes, of course. [02:24:43] Speaker C: Complimentary. [02:24:45] Speaker A: Complimentary. He was. He was trained by William Regal. Yeah, of course. [02:24:52] Speaker B: The Christian church. This is [02:24:56] Speaker A: so like. Yeah, no, he's always right. And we should stop fighting it. So like I just come the on. Like. Like, like that's where I'm at is just like, will you up? And Kenny should retain because you up. You. [02:25:12] Speaker B: You need one more year, bro. [02:25:13] Speaker A: You apparently. You apparently you need one more year to think on what you've done because you should have begged and tagged that. Okay. You should have killed them. Okay. [02:25:28] Speaker C: You should have vacuum sealed him. [02:25:31] Speaker A: Vacuum sealed that. Yes. [02:25:33] Speaker B: I want to watch. [02:25:34] Speaker A: And I would. I've been into that a little bit. Yeah. You know, poke a hole so we can breathe just a little. But you know, like. Yeah, naturally. But like. Yeah, I. I actually. I think I really. We're all agreed. We're all agreed that Osprey needs to suffer one more year. Okay? [02:25:57] Speaker B: Just suffer. [02:25:58] Speaker C: I'd like to see that. [02:26:00] Speaker A: Nothing else. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing else to discuss here, really. So we, you know, we're. There we go in the pod. Book it, Tony. [02:26:08] Speaker B: Yeah, book it. You know, I was actually quite. I liked. So I actually thought this was a cute little death mine match. [02:26:17] Speaker C: Oh. [02:26:18] Speaker B: It was a weird thing to say for a death. Not a death match, but a no holds barred as we. [02:26:24] Speaker A: Yeah, it's street fight as. As we return. Street fight. [02:26:28] Speaker B: Right. [02:26:28] Speaker A: As we return to what I'm now thinking in my head as like my. My version of Chuck Schumer's Bailey, which is like my theoretical normies that tuned [02:26:38] Speaker B: in because of my man's name on this. [02:26:42] Speaker C: Parker, you do not need to explain that to me. [02:26:45] Speaker A: Yeah, [02:26:48] Speaker B: yeah. [02:26:50] Speaker A: It's because I used to and eventually will again be paid for producing a product politics show. So, like, I can't help it. The Baileys come up a lot. Yeah, the Baileys come up a lot. Check out the most important election of our lives. We do an episode with friend of the pod, Vin Forte, where we discuss the Simpsons versus the Baileys. We do an economic breakdown of each. Turns out the Simpsons richer that something's going on there. One of them is a nepo something it. The money ain't adding up. We crunch the numbers. But yeah, the point being Will needs to suffer. This was super fun. And I kept thinking about the normies going, oh, God, I forgot about this. Forks aren't supposed to be used that way. Yes, the blood is real. No, it didn't come from the fork. Like, I'm starting. I'm starting, like, you know, I'm starting to think all the questions I might have to answer now that I have unleashed this on someone who used last time they watched wrestling was like under Undertaker and Sting in like back in the day. And I was like, okay, hey, me too. Yeah, okay. But you did it recently. True. [02:28:13] Speaker C: Okay. [02:28:14] Speaker A: Get the lock, get the cobble. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's okay. I know, I know. I'm working. I'm working on. I'm fixing you like a proper cove, you know, like you had, but with health, healthy stuff. And. And, you know, you won't be locked up, no less. The nacho cheese nozzle. The nacho cheese nozzles will be cleaned and, and. And water runs through them regularly, rid [02:28:43] Speaker B: of all the flavor. You know who's getting run through on this match? [02:28:50] Speaker A: Will Osprey by the coward Dunkzilla. Yeah. [02:28:55] Speaker B: Mark Davis didn't come to around as seen by his chair with barbed wire wrapped around it. Yeah, he was. Oh, he just. He trundles, he stomps everywhere. It's so great. He's like this big giant. [02:29:07] Speaker C: I'm gonna kill everything in this he throw. [02:29:11] Speaker B: I love when they throw chairs docks. Thankfully, Mark Davis is super into chairs this match. He sets up that the previously mentioned chair in the corner. Unfortunately, Will doesn't hit it when Davis throws him into it, but takes Davis down with a heart Karana. Will follows with a dive that connects but doesn't take Davis down. He chopped chops Davis against the barricade and walked around to the ring to find a tire, which he nearly immediately loses and then gets body slammed onto Davis. Tries to throw Will into the barricade, but Osprey reverses it and Osprey charged in. Davis is sent into the crowd. [02:29:57] Speaker C: That was so funny to me. I need to know who that guy. Was that Davis just fucking bowls over or. I'm sorry. Osprey. Yeah, well, Davis throwing Osprey just bowls him over fully. [02:30:10] Speaker A: He sells well. Yeah. Whoever the plant was, he's doing a good job. [02:30:15] Speaker C: Yeah, it was great. [02:30:17] Speaker B: Right, Right. Where was. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. Because. Was that he Will. Did he. They did throw him into the chair. [02:30:30] Speaker A: He threw him onto a guy. Yeah. [02:30:31] Speaker C: Like, onto the guy's lap. [02:30:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:30:34] Speaker B: Where's my. Where's my note on this? [02:30:37] Speaker C: Sorry. Unless there was another moment and I'm missing the. No point where that happens. [02:30:42] Speaker B: Like, I. Oh, right. Hopefully a plant. Yeah. Because he throws the garbage. Yeah. [02:30:49] Speaker A: It had to be. Yeah. [02:30:51] Speaker B: And then he. Dude. [02:30:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:30:54] Speaker A: Into the thing. Yeah. [02:30:57] Speaker C: The fan cam last night was the hot goth chick that just seemed to have the camera on her all the time. [02:31:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Apparently not a plant. [02:31:07] Speaker C: I suppose there was on. [02:31:09] Speaker B: Andre Andrade takes his pants off, and they cut to her with her phone out videotape or, like, recording him. And I was like, get it, girl. Yeah, Those thighs. [02:31:22] Speaker C: Zoom in. [02:31:23] Speaker B: 4K. Zoom in that. That's flesh that Don Callis has not. Has not touched. Has not. [02:31:32] Speaker A: He's like, thighs. Someone say thighs. I'm here for thighs. Meaty ones. Holy hell. [02:31:42] Speaker B: Yeah. The commentary at our commercial break. Commentary. Freaks out again because they climbed to the top of the stairs. David Davis chokes Will with his towel and delivers a back body drop up there. And Tony just fully straight up loses it when Davis breaks a piece of drywall over Will's heads, sending him tumbling down the stairs. Just. He's like, oh, those stairs. [02:32:08] Speaker C: I enjoyed. I was wondering if the towel spot was supposed to be, like, Davis undoing what Marina did with the towel to fix Will in the first place. [02:32:17] Speaker A: Oh, right. Yeah. [02:32:19] Speaker C: Oh, no, I like the little towel bookend spot there. [02:32:24] Speaker B: Oh, I liked that. I completely forgot that. But I could. I absolutely remember. [02:32:29] Speaker A: Oh, good. Marina's magic. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know what those doctors couldn't fix with their science? I got this chick. She got towels. You could put you straight right now. [02:32:44] Speaker C: I don't need spine surgeons. You got Marina. [02:32:46] Speaker B: You got Marina. [02:32:47] Speaker A: Yeah. You got Marina. Exactly. [02:32:51] Speaker B: Bye, baby. You got Moxley. [02:32:53] Speaker A: There's a kitty on the stream. [02:32:54] Speaker B: The little box. [02:33:02] Speaker C: Executive producer. [02:33:08] Speaker A: Producer says, call the pod. [02:33:10] Speaker B: Call the pod. Davis throws Will into the ring and stomps down screaming for his chair, ignoring the fact that there are five chairs in the ring already. [02:33:22] Speaker C: Where's my chair? They're all in the ring. [02:33:26] Speaker B: He still finds two more chairs to throw into the ring. [02:33:32] Speaker A: Oh, Holy crap. [02:33:33] Speaker B: Will and Davis go back. Back at it with some reversals until Will gets sent in check into Chekhov's chair. Finally getting his head split open. He bladed. I saw. [02:33:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I saw. I saw it with my eyes. [02:33:46] Speaker B: I saw it. Seen it. Well, he reached into his little. His little wrist wrap. [02:33:50] Speaker A: It was a nasty spot. He hit that chair. It was. [02:33:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Davis sets up two chairs next to each other and went back to Osprey to dig at his open womb. In his head. Davis smashes a chair on Osprey's back and sends him into another chair. And then that's when the fork gets broken out and Osprey, or Davis, just starts stabbing him in the face with it. Will jumps off the chair and hits Davis with an Oscutter. It's only a 2, though. Osberg grabs the fork and starts stabbing Davis in the head, which is like the first time, actually, I've. In this match that he takes, like, a weapon and goes after him, showing [02:34:29] Speaker C: how he's really been failing at the format of this match. [02:34:33] Speaker B: He truly, like, where's your. Where's your weapons? He is. He choose. He, like, is. Gets all teasy with the fork as blood pours down his face. Davis is also bleeding. Davis comes right back with the clotheslines and sets up two chairs face to face. He picks up Osprey and spikes him through both chairs for a near fall. I don't know the move that he does onto the chairs, but it looks wicked. [02:35:03] Speaker A: Like, I. I believe that was his finisher. That was the. The count to is. [02:35:09] Speaker C: Close your eyes and count to fuck. Right? [02:35:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:35:11] Speaker A: Close your eyes and count to fuck. Run them jewels fast. Run them. Run them jewels fast. [02:35:17] Speaker B: He takes the bar. Davis takes the barbed wire from the chair, wraps it around his forearm, and cuts open and grinds it against the aerial assassin's beautiful baby face. Finally, to stop Davis's momentum, Osprey throws a chair at him, and Davis tries for a pile driver, but. And then. Right, right, right, right. Davis breaks free of Osprey on the mat and tries for a pile driver, but Osprey gets onto his knees and stops the piledriver. So Davis rakes his back with his nails and then does it with the barbed wire, where Davis celebrates for a second, and Osprey grabs him by the chunk. [02:36:03] Speaker A: Yeah, he did the old dick twist. [02:36:05] Speaker C: Yeah, but I didn't see him twist. I think it was a grab without. [02:36:11] Speaker B: He just wanted to feel. He's just cop. [02:36:13] Speaker A: That's close. That's close enough. The old dick Twist. Come on. I want y' all to know that Kiddo sent. Wait, wait, wait. Kiddo sent me that YouTube link, like, in a chat was like. Like, well, it's like a funny video. And I was just like, oh, my God. Don't. Don't quote the old magics to me. Which, like, you just. You just. Yeah. You just discovered, like, wrestling and Internet lore. Next thing I know that this kid's gonna be sending me links to the. Still real to me. Damn it, guy. And [02:36:55] Speaker B: good spikes. Davis with a pile driver. And I would like to formally apologize for my previous buy erasure of Will Ospreay. [02:37:05] Speaker A: Yes, I was unfamiliar with his. His game. Yes. [02:37:10] Speaker B: I thought that he had not seen a penis before, and I was wrong. And, you know, I'll take that. Good for him. Good for him, David. So Davis is bleeding badly on the. On the outside of the ring and [02:37:23] Speaker A: barely makes the okay. [02:37:26] Speaker B: Like, the ref kind of goes over to him and is like 9, and he jumps up. [02:37:31] Speaker C: You want to get in the ring, [02:37:33] Speaker A: you walk in here. Yeah. [02:37:37] Speaker B: And he gets. And he meets. He walks right into a hidden blade. Osprey was fired up and tries to hook Davis for Stormbreaker. Davis breaks free. Osprey catches him in a crucifix for near fall. But. But Ospreay misses a kick. Davis hits a. Close your eyes and count to fuck. This time, not on chairs. This time. It didn't finish Ospreay, but, David, that didn't stop Davis from wrapping his arm in barbed wire and trying a rebound lariat. Osprey floats over and adjusts his grip into a styles clash. Davis kicks out a two, and then Osprey starts raining blows down on Davis. He puts the barbed wire in his face and hits him with another hidden blade. Osprey covers and gets the pinfall to win the. To win the main event. So you might see Mark Davis walking out with an eye patch again. [02:38:35] Speaker A: Into it. [02:38:36] Speaker C: Yeah, maybe as long. [02:38:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I would rather be him dressed like a pirate than a. Yeah, well, a Wisconsin redneck is what he dressed like. He dresses. He dresses like he'd be drinking beer in a cornfield with my partner, my brother. Aren't those jabs Chabs? That's English. That's an English thing. [02:39:01] Speaker B: Well, you can have. [02:39:02] Speaker A: You can have Australian chabs. [02:39:05] Speaker B: There's gotta have, like. [02:39:07] Speaker A: No, no, Chad. I don't think Chad is a good. No, I don't think. I don't think that's the. The. The. The correct counter indicator. I don't know. [02:39:16] Speaker C: Sort of. Osprey's gimmick, isn't it? [02:39:18] Speaker A: Yeah, that's Osprey's bit. Oh, good point. [02:39:21] Speaker B: Good point, Good point. [02:39:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. No, this is more. This is in it. No, this is. This is more just. This is just a redneck. Yeah. [02:39:33] Speaker B: Somebody who's committed a hate crime at [02:39:35] Speaker A: at least once at some point and then went and drank a beer about it and went mudding. Yeah. Like that absolutely. [02:39:41] Speaker B: Hangs a Confederate flag somewhere in their [02:39:44] Speaker A: house in the North. The far, far, far north. Yeah. And you just don't understand. Yeah, again, they. They're. They're everywhere. [02:39:55] Speaker B: Pro wrestling has a more storied and rich history than the Confederacy by a lot. [02:40:03] Speaker A: The nitro has a more story. God, [02:40:11] Speaker C: I have underwear with a far longer, more storied history than the Confederacy [02:40:18] Speaker A: right now. Yeah. [02:40:20] Speaker B: Yeah, Some real. [02:40:22] Speaker A: Well. Wow. We did it. We made it to the end. Jesus, Piper, I am so sorry that you have to edit this some. [02:40:35] Speaker C: If anyone listening made it all the way to the end. That's incredible. [02:40:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Good on you. Holy hell. [02:40:40] Speaker C: We're fun, though. [02:40:41] Speaker A: I'm so sleepy. Yeah, we are fun. We're all fun and cute and good. Like, look at Hampter. Look at them. They're adorable. [02:40:50] Speaker C: Yes. Worked so hard. [02:40:55] Speaker A: I do these things with my parts. I draw. Yeah. It's so good. So, yeah, we did it. We glomerated, officially. [02:41:06] Speaker B: This was so good. Thank you so much for being here, Cat. It was so lovely to chat with you and drive with you. A great, great road trip. [02:41:15] Speaker A: Thank you for making chaos in the backseat of the cozy coup with me while Han tried to get us from point A to point B. I love chaos. [02:41:24] Speaker C: And back seats. [02:41:26] Speaker A: Right. [02:41:26] Speaker C: Thank you. [02:41:27] Speaker A: Now there's popcorn everywhere. Oh, fantastic. Again, don't touch. Don't touch the black cheese or you'll. Yeah, this is orange. [02:41:39] Speaker B: This is orange. [02:41:39] Speaker C: So you can. [02:41:40] Speaker A: Okay. [02:41:40] Speaker B: I mean, you can eat it like you can eat any nacho cheese from a concession stand in a stadium. [02:41:46] Speaker A: Well, Hampter, speaking of cleaning houses, do you have any housekeeping that you want to say before we go? You're. You're. You're driving. [02:41:57] Speaker B: I'm driving. Thanks for coming along with me. [02:42:01] Speaker A: There you go. Fantastic. [02:42:04] Speaker B: Rate the podcast everywhere, including on Facebook or not on Facebook. What? [02:42:10] Speaker A: No. I don't know how. [02:42:14] Speaker B: Shared on Facebook. So that's. [02:42:16] Speaker A: I was gonna say, if you find a. 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I'm still technically in the running for something at a dispensary, but literally all the employees are like it took me months. Like a. Like it took months of them just figuring it out and whether or not whatever, like it's just the process. So hopefully I will have a job soon. In the meantime, do that. [02:47:12] Speaker C: So. [02:47:13] Speaker A: See this? That's all I got. Happy wrestling. I'm so cir. [02:47:18] Speaker C: Happy wrestling. Happy wrestling. [02:47:21] Speaker B: Thank you joining. [02:47:24] Speaker A: Oh, I'm the one that has to kick the bot out, huh? Yeah. How many post term and then turned into a magical creature and fed 90s wrestling slop. And you know who wouldn't want to abort this at this point? We're aborting the experiment. Really? [02:48:05] Speaker B: You are doing the world a favor and me.