Year One: Q and A w/The Horsepeople

[00:00:01] Speaker A: And Vince McMahon. [00:00:04] Speaker B: But also. [00:00:05] Speaker A: And also with you. [00:00:17] Speaker B: There'S no. No bad ideas at this point. [00:00:20] Speaker C: Welcome back to N. [00:00:25] Speaker D: What was that? [00:00:29] Speaker C: I was like, you know, I took the deep breath like I always do to do this intro, and then right before I started doing, I was like, what if you just masterpiece theater this? Right? Like, they're all welcome back to Monday Night Pac 5. No, anyways, hey, I'm doing it. Garrick Taylor. She. They am here for a year straight doing Monday night fake fights, watching. [00:01:00] Speaker E: I don't think it's very straight. [00:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah, there's nothing straight about this. [00:01:06] Speaker B: Yeah, that's where you're wrong. [00:01:09] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I refuse to have a clean intro. We're here. We're queer. So, yes, I am here. It is I, Garrick Taylor. With me is Piper Willow. Say hi, Piper. [00:01:22] Speaker E: Hi, Piper. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Damn. [00:01:27] Speaker D: Got her. [00:01:27] Speaker C: It's smart. It's a smart ass. Everyone, let's clap. Yes. [00:01:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:34] Speaker E: Definitely the first time I've heard that. [00:01:36] Speaker C: Yes. And of course, so happy to have the. The returning legend is the ultimate Hampton. All right. Oh, well, never mind, never mind. They're doing another lap. I'm here. I attack, I protect, and I scream at my own ass. Yes, yes. Hell yeah, they do. And we have Erica, the former chap that has a strap. [00:02:42] Speaker B: I don't have a catchphrase. [00:02:50] Speaker C: Now. [00:02:51] Speaker A: Unbrandable. [00:02:53] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Now I got. Oh, no, it's fine. I like to think that he doesn't care. And gosh, I hope so, because I accidentally took his gimmick for a beast guy. Ah, it was my fault. My kiddo did a good job. All right, now I got to get ready for this one because we have one more of this. I don't know if y' all folks at home are seeing that things are different here. Is it. Woo. Okay. Gosh, I gotta. All right. I gotta put myself in mode of Dapper Yapper, but not the bad. If you know. If you know, you know. All right, earmuffs. Shit's about to get real. All right. She is the woman who cannot be topped. She is banned from Grindr for telling chasers to kill themselves. She hails from Pots Untuck. She is the breast sprout machine. Silent B Sky. Eric. [00:04:14] Speaker D: It is so wonderful to be back on Monday night fake fights. [00:04:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, in the future, I am just. I'm assuming. I had so much fun editing all the intros and. Welcome, everybody. [00:04:35] Speaker D: Hard cut to you just cursing very loudly. You have like. [00:04:39] Speaker B: It is. [00:04:40] Speaker D: It is two hours past the time the episode was supposed to go live. You are. Are still skating on blue sky. [00:04:47] Speaker C: Yes. I can't. No. Sell that one. I'm hit. That was a kiddie shot. Oh, oh. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Gerk's down. Garrett's down. [00:04:57] Speaker E: Oh, well, gloves are off here. Today. [00:05:02] Speaker C: Is. Next thing you know, there's gonna be wrestling observer there. Is there tension between the horse people? Yeah, yeah. [00:05:14] Speaker B: I. I don't. I don't. Yeah. I don' yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Is it shoot or work? Yeah. And on that note. God, we have great energy going, which is why, of course, I forgot to plug my laptop, I guess. [00:05:33] Speaker B: What a great. Plugged in. There's not grand energy flowing. [00:05:37] Speaker D: Yeah, that. Yeah. Definitionally, she's. [00:05:40] Speaker E: She's anything if consistent. [00:05:44] Speaker C: Look, I'm not a professional. I refuse. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Professionalism is for the petite bourgeoisie. [00:05:52] Speaker B: That's. I agree. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Oh, cripes. Okay, now. Now, I. All right. I swear I'm a professional. But anyways, welcome my. My horse people to me. So. [00:06:13] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:06:16] Speaker B: Well, it's. It's five or six. [00:06:18] Speaker D: Five or six. Yeah. [00:06:22] Speaker C: So folks at home. [00:06:25] Speaker A: We'Re unstoppable on camera. It's just. [00:06:28] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:06:31] Speaker E: You did this, Garrick. [00:06:32] Speaker D: This is such a good visual gag for your audio podcast. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Since podcaster Theater of the mind. What we're. [00:06:40] Speaker C: What. [00:06:41] Speaker A: What Erica started was the four fingers. Yeah. Thumb out and then index finger between thumb and index fingers. The six. [00:06:54] Speaker B: It's like a little birdie beak. [00:06:56] Speaker A: It's a little birdie beak. [00:06:59] Speaker E: That's easier. [00:07:00] Speaker C: Oh. [00:07:00] Speaker D: Oh, gosh. [00:07:01] Speaker A: It is like a turkey. [00:07:07] Speaker C: This is so good. Not believe it. All this adult. [00:07:13] Speaker A: They can speed up the. The pot. The. [00:07:16] Speaker C: The sound audio. Yeah, you got voted two time if you want, but yeah, this will continue. [00:07:22] Speaker E: Fast forward to time stamp. Insert time stamp here. [00:07:27] Speaker B: The next bad bit that comes up. Yeah. [00:07:32] Speaker A: We'Ve marked them all for your enjoyment. [00:07:38] Speaker D: 30 chance they've skipped the next episode already. Let's just power through. [00:07:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Ye custom. Let's go home. [00:07:47] Speaker C: Were they recording a podcast? Is that. Yeah, at some point. You know, maybe. [00:07:53] Speaker E: This one's not for them. This one's for us. [00:07:55] Speaker C: No, exactly. Good. Great. Great wrangling it in. Piper. This one is literally for us because we've been doing this for a year. So these. It's my horse people. Y' all will recognize all these folks if you're on the Patreon Patreon. And you will recognize these folks from being the most repeated guests and being, like, the first guests and just did my wrestle friends. These. My wrestle queers. This is my peoples. This is the. The Extended Monday night fake fight universe family. This is the stable. God damn it. [00:08:32] Speaker A: So can't wait for of all of our spin off movies. [00:08:35] Speaker C: Oh, God. Well, hey, that reminds me. I. I should. Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, never mind. I won't talk. I don't. Don't hit. Don't hit me again. Anyways, not in the face. [00:08:50] Speaker A: That's a money maker. [00:08:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I have a voice for podcasting. A face for podcasting. The point is, we are all here for. For celebrations and to sit you sickos down. Take a knee. Sickos. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Sick. [00:09:10] Speaker C: Garrick here to tell you that it's. It's difficult being a. A house spouse and you know, having basically, uh, four 1099s in a dressy, uh, and one of those bringing this show to y' all. And I love it, and it's one. And I enjoy doing it. Uh, it could be a lot of work. So even just you just talking to people for two hours one on one, I love doing it. Sometimes I'm. I just. Lately I've just been like, God, it'd be great if I had someone else here who knew this shit too. So I didn't have to be the only person who was, you know, one. Knew all the shit. And I was like, wait a second. I have. I have friends in the stable. Oh. Oh, shit. We've been doing this for a year and they haven't left because I'm weird. Oh, I should get in. [00:10:02] Speaker E: Much the opposite, in fact. [00:10:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:04] Speaker B: Is it because you're weird? Is it because we're weird? [00:10:07] Speaker C: Yeah. If any. If anything, we have all collectively got weirder. [00:10:11] Speaker A: God, yes. [00:10:13] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:10:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:17] Speaker D: I can't leave yet, Garrick. You haven't given me $20. [00:10:23] Speaker C: So in an effort to all get us towards silence. $20. We are changing the format of the show a little bit. We are going to have a rotating guest host, and it will be rotating with one of my five to six horse people that we love. The. [00:10:44] Speaker B: That's us. [00:10:46] Speaker C: That's y' all. Uh, the. The one that isn't here is Topanga. [00:10:51] Speaker E: I told my roommate, hey, I'm stealing the 100 foot ethernet cable for the week. You gotta rip it up. We gotta untape it. The hallways of the house because it's got to come up here because I got streaming of Tier Hogan movies. The people need to see them. [00:11:11] Speaker B: Had movies to watch, brother. [00:11:15] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:11:16] Speaker E: I watched. I watched about 45 seconds of no holds barred last night. And y' all, I ain't looking Forward to tomorrow, the people. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Okay. So I am absolutely just leaving that in and. And doing it funky to be like, yes, there was technical difficulties, but we're. We're back now. What I was saying before we start talking about Hogan and Hoagies, which we will get to, is Topanga is not here. We love Topanga very much. Topanga could not be here, but Topanga's here in spirit as Topega's horse person pride. Yeah. Yeah. Topega was the first guest and Topanga is amazing and getting ready to host actual in person grabs and do actual in person grabs commentary. And I am very proud of our Topanga. What else will be going on here? Yes, we have a no new format. Rotating guest house. It will be nice to have a three person booth. You know, I don't know about y' all. [00:12:20] Speaker D: It's a proper commentary. [00:12:21] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. Yeah. [00:12:23] Speaker A: It's a level up moment. [00:12:25] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know which one of us will be ambag jonesing, but we will certainly find out. [00:12:32] Speaker E: That's the thing is, I think we're gonna keep you on your toes and just like everybody's gonna do it different every week. [00:12:38] Speaker C: And every week we find out who's the Shivani. Yeah. Who's Shivani this week, who's Excalibur this week, who's Taz this week. [00:12:48] Speaker E: Everybody's gonna have all sorts of different heads. [00:12:50] Speaker C: Right. And. And. And Ran. Everyone's randomly bobbying. So, yeah, this is gonna be fun. We get more everybody and it's just gonna be a lot easier to. To. To handle when I'm not doing literally everything myself because I was silly to make myself do that when there's cool people to do it too. So y' all are here and we just thought this would be fun to have this time to talk about the fact that we've kind of been doing this for a year. [00:13:22] Speaker D: What the. [00:13:26] Speaker C: Yeah. And talk about some upcoming things. We might as well let the cat out of the bag patrons. If you will go to patreon.com andffpod upcoming in the next month or two will be recordings of the inaugural Hogan and Hoagies Film Festival. [00:13:46] Speaker E: I don't. I don't know why. I don't know why you sound so sad. You were the other half that came up with this. [00:13:53] Speaker C: Yes, well, I. [00:13:55] Speaker E: You are just as culpable as I. [00:13:57] Speaker C: Am because I a reformed Catholic and I feel a deep shame. [00:14:03] Speaker B: That is. [00:14:04] Speaker E: That's natural when. That's natural when consuming anything that Hulk Hogan has touched So I understand. [00:14:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. And consuming deli meats in this mart in this day and age in America, also just dangerous. [00:14:19] Speaker A: Literally putting our lives on the line for this gimmick. [00:14:23] Speaker B: Yes, you're putting your digestive tract on the line. [00:14:26] Speaker C: This is true for the commitment to the bit, but the bit being that we exist in an AV club, the CHOIA AV club with a bunch of other creatives, bunch of our podcast makers, filmmakers, all sorts of people. And we like to do film festivals where we. We had one where people are making films and I got to help with that. Which is actually now going on to its second film festival. This one's in France, which is actually really cool. So like, yeah, weird little things. Wild Birds of the Americas on YouTube. Check that out, sickos. But besides that, I'm not just here to shill why I. I'm not some sort of shilling air Garrick. That would be weird that. I don't know why anyone would think that. I don't know why anyone would say that. But I. Anyways, that's besides. That's besides the point. The point being. Patreon.com Patreon.com will have Hogan and Hoagies Film festival. We're doing a three night film fest. First night is no holds barred. The beginner. Yes, thank you. The. The one that started it all, unfortunately. [00:15:43] Speaker A: And yeah, also known as like defendant number one. [00:15:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Exhibit A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When. When. When Vince met Terry met steroids. [00:16:00] Speaker E: That's kind of the next 72 hours. It's just like exhibit A, exhibit B. [00:16:04] Speaker C: Exhibit C. But we. I will say we. We are switching up exhibits B and C for the. The sake of subjecting normies to too much Terry. The next night will be Three Ninjas, High Noon at Mega Mountain, which, yes, is a Hulk Hogan movie. But I feel like I remember him being more in like a cameo, like side character. It's not all about Hulk. And you get a. You get a Ernest Whirl. You get. You get. [00:16:34] Speaker E: In locating these videos by legal means. Who knows what means. He seemed to be. Yeah. From means unknown. He seems to be in a lot of like promo materials and he looks ridiculous. I'm curious to see what. What he ends up doing in this because I know nothing about that one. [00:17:00] Speaker C: It is something else. I think of it as one of like the last movies of his that I remember him making, but that I realized that I just stopped paying attention and he kept making movies off and on. Yeah. Until he showed up and oh God, he was in Muppets from Space. So, like, next year, we can. We can get a Muppet movie in there. But we had. Yeah, we had to bring in that movie because I exist to do this. But. Yeah. So we'll break it up a little bit. And then night three, back to the Terry. It is Suburban Commando. [00:17:39] Speaker A: I have not. Yeah, I've not. I'm just. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Woof. [00:17:43] Speaker A: Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's. [00:17:48] Speaker C: He's a thing. So we have that to look forward to over the next three days for us. And y' all will be getting that. It probably in a safer, more humane fashion, slowly eked out to you over the course of weeks on. On the Patreon. [00:18:05] Speaker B: People who listen to it are paying for it. [00:18:08] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:18:09] Speaker B: I feel a little bit bad for them, but they're paying for it so they know what they're getting. [00:18:13] Speaker C: Yeah. You see, we're weird. We are subjecting ourselves to the lab tests so that we know it's safe for them to have it a week at a time. [00:18:22] Speaker A: I don't know if it is. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. [00:18:25] Speaker C: I mean, we'll find out. Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't use lab rat around Hampton. [00:18:30] Speaker A: It's actually a little insensitive. [00:18:33] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:18:34] Speaker B: The world. The world is still. Those movies were made. They came out. People saw them. The world is still here. [00:18:40] Speaker A: I need to look at it. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Like, massive deviations in timeline because of those movies being made that we just don't know about. Like, maybe if. If no holds barred never happens. The first Desert Storm doesn't happen. [00:18:55] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Thousands of lives saved. [00:18:59] Speaker C: I think Hampter hit the nail on the head. Like, the world's still here. But look at it like. I can't guarantee that no holds barred isn't directly responsible. [00:19:13] Speaker A: Donald Trump. [00:19:17] Speaker B: If he never. If he never makes no hold bard. Maybe he never goes to the Republican National Convention. [00:19:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:19:23] Speaker B: And does his whole. [00:19:25] Speaker A: That's true. [00:19:26] Speaker B: Oh, Friday, he flashed his tits there. Yeah. [00:19:31] Speaker C: He doesn't know that's what that means. Yes. He doesn't know. He doesn't know what else to do. Otherwise he must flash his titties. [00:19:42] Speaker A: But he wants. He wants those. Those plastic beads. Yeah, he does. People just throw him at him. [00:19:51] Speaker E: You know what? One time in my life I can relate to Terry Belair. [00:19:55] Speaker C: Yeah. So, yes, that. That is an update of. Of what has been going on that I am allowed to tell you. Don't look at me like that. But, yes, there. There might be one more update at some point, possibly directly after this Episode. If you listen past the credits, if you will, if you will. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Oh, there's a stinger at the end. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Maybe there's a teaser trailer. [00:20:29] Speaker C: There might be what I would call a releasing of the audio of the incident. Okay. [00:20:34] Speaker E: Anyways, how do we think. Anyways here has gone as far as the podcast. [00:20:41] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So that's where we're. Thank you, Piper, for transitioning away from. [00:20:47] Speaker E: The truth to finally somebody thanks me for transitioning. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Braver than the troops. So in the meantime, it would be fun to do a Q A because it's been a year. We've been at this a while. So we put the ask the ask out, and we got basically nothing. [00:21:13] Speaker B: But we got that means, as promised on Blue sky, we're just gonna cry for 30 minutes. Right? [00:21:20] Speaker C: And Piper's gonna snitzki a baby. Yeah, it was. [00:21:27] Speaker E: I did not prep anything for this bit. [00:21:30] Speaker C: That's all right. I. I can go. I can find a baby in an audio library. I'll find you a baby to snitzki, but. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Yeah, you beating up a baby. [00:21:41] Speaker B: That's what I'm doing. Beating up a baby. [00:21:43] Speaker A: That baby is asking for it. It's a dick. [00:21:46] Speaker C: That means at some point we have to. Oh, now we have to. We have to show Hampter the Snitsky in the baby video. That's not good for anything important. [00:21:57] Speaker D: Contact. [00:21:59] Speaker C: It wasn't. [00:22:00] Speaker A: There's context. [00:22:01] Speaker C: There's count. [00:22:02] Speaker B: There's a lot of context. There's too much, unfortunately. Yeah, there's like, weeks and weeks and weeks of television content worth context. That didn't need to happen. [00:22:12] Speaker C: Yes, yes, but context, like controversy is cash and king. [00:22:17] Speaker D: Oh, he did it again over WrestleMania weekend. Yeah. Oh, what's the name of that? The, like. The nonsense, like, Battle Royale thing. [00:22:29] Speaker B: Oh, the Clusterfuck. Yeah, yeah. [00:22:33] Speaker D: Snitsky, Snitz. Eat another baby during the Clusterfuck this year. [00:22:37] Speaker E: I can't tell if y' all are with me or not. Is it just called the Cluster Fight? That's amazing. [00:22:42] Speaker D: It's called the cluster. [00:22:43] Speaker C: No, the GCW's version of the Royal Rumble or whatever is called the Clock. [00:22:47] Speaker E: Okay, sure. [00:22:48] Speaker B: It's version of the Michinoku Pro's great space battle that they do. [00:22:53] Speaker C: Yes. And it is amazing. Again, that's more modern wrestling, which is not my 1995. Not my remit. Damn it. This nut. What? I built this whole shady headquarters to look into. Okay. [00:23:11] Speaker A: Over that. The cut rate deal you got on the land that was once inhabited by a nuclear testing facility. [00:23:20] Speaker C: Yeah, okay. Which is. [00:23:21] Speaker D: We're Completely. [00:23:23] Speaker C: It is. [00:23:23] Speaker D: We're completely cut off from all algorithms. [00:23:26] Speaker C: Yes. [00:23:27] Speaker D: Completely enshrouded from a sustainable podcasting system. [00:23:31] Speaker C: Yes, exactly. [00:23:33] Speaker B: We post on Blue Sky. [00:23:35] Speaker E: We are the raw milk of podcasting. [00:23:37] Speaker D: Blue Apron has no idea where we are right now, actually. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Yeah. What's the word on those dick pills? Did they ever. Somebody tag them? [00:23:53] Speaker C: They're still cutting down the trees for the sawdust. Don't worry. [00:23:57] Speaker D: I got you. I got you. [00:23:58] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:23:59] Speaker A: There it is. [00:24:00] Speaker C: They're silent with the dick pills. All right, There we go. All right. I know, I know, I know. For the. I forget. It's an audio medium. Okay. But. [00:24:12] Speaker A: Right, okay. So what happened is Silent just held up a small package of testosterone gel to the camera. [00:24:19] Speaker E: Was. Was dick gel in WCCW or is he in awa? [00:24:26] Speaker B: Damn it. [00:24:27] Speaker D: Let's not overlook the fact that Garrick's been doing this for a year and still forgets that it's not a visual music. [00:24:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:34] Speaker B: You know what? And most of them. Most of the people who've been doing it for, like, a decade at this point still just don't pay attention to that fact. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Yeah. So, you know, I'm just gonna go ahead. Oh, I'm sticking to the gimmick. I'm cutting you off. Cte. Cte. Cte. That's terrible. I'm pretty sure I've only had one concussion that I know of. God, I hope. Wait. [00:25:02] Speaker A: Oh. [00:25:03] Speaker C: At least I remembered. At least what? Well, I remember parts of at least one. I remember up until I hit the tree. [00:25:13] Speaker D: Garrett, quick. How many fingers are all of us holding up? [00:25:17] Speaker C: 5 to 6. And it kind of looks like a little bit of a. [00:25:21] Speaker E: She's fine. We'll get her back in the ring. [00:25:22] Speaker C: All right. You gotta go finish the match. [00:25:26] Speaker B: It easy to work at laying up the pal. [00:25:32] Speaker C: So we're going to get back in time and look at the year and stuff. We figured we'd do a little bit of a Q and A. We came up with some questions. Anyways, I also put out an anonymous link to it on ngl because that is also part of our non algorithmic ecosystem, as one does, as is culture in B sky. [00:25:57] Speaker E: We got one algorithmic quote. Ecosystem. [00:26:01] Speaker C: Yes. We got one question on there. So I got on that. So. Yeah. [00:26:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:07] Speaker C: But I wouldn't have an AR other way. We're a big. Hey, we're all big deals on base, guy. Which means less than nothing. Yeah. [00:26:15] Speaker A: The micro blogging. The niche micro blogging site. [00:26:19] Speaker B: Followers. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [00:26:23] Speaker E: I just crossed a cool thousand. [00:26:25] Speaker A: Hell yeah. Look at that. [00:26:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Don't let the poster's madness get you, Piper. [00:26:33] Speaker B: You gotta watch out for the poster's madness. [00:26:35] Speaker D: Poster's madness comes for us all in the end. [00:26:39] Speaker E: As hard as I've been working it better. [00:26:42] Speaker C: I. I will say it is the one who I think has been cursed with the most followers out of all of us. The poster's madness does come for us all. You just got to inoculate yourself. And that's why. That's why I purify myself in the waters of hell threat you just go and lay. Yeah, it's because now after that, I'm forever unclean. [00:27:13] Speaker A: There is a picture of my asshole saved in my drafts, and one day. [00:27:17] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Like, my vic is on that website. All right, you go looking hard enough. All right, It's. It's there. It's got all text, right? Yeah, yeah, it's got all text. [00:27:29] Speaker E: As any good poster should have. [00:27:33] Speaker C: So the point being. [00:27:34] Speaker D: Hey, baby. [00:27:35] Speaker C: Yeah, hey, baby. [00:27:36] Speaker D: That dick come with alt text? [00:27:39] Speaker A: Oh, I don't want it if it ain't inclusive. [00:27:45] Speaker C: So, yes, the point being. I'm trash. We're all trash. We're trash together. So we're gonna just talk some questions anyways to fill this time, because it's fun and I'm having a blast. I'm sure the sickos are at least having a little bit of a blast. And, yeah, this is. It's the end of season one of year one and on to year two. [00:28:08] Speaker A: Can I ask you a question real quick, please? [00:28:10] Speaker C: I was going to say ask questions. [00:28:12] Speaker A: Yeah. So what was the. What was the starting date? The first episode? [00:28:16] Speaker C: The very first episode, like, launch? Yeah, literally June 1st. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Okay. And when it was also June 1st, 1995. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Oh, you mean the first episode of Nitro? Yeah, that was September, I want to say, because. [00:28:36] Speaker A: Why did you choose that? [00:28:38] Speaker C: Because gay is the problem. [00:28:41] Speaker A: No, not the June. I. I understand the June part, but The. [00:28:44] Speaker C: The. [00:28:45] Speaker A: The 1995. The November 1995 episode. [00:28:49] Speaker C: Oh. Why we choose that to start out? Because it was the very first episode of Nitro. [00:28:56] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:28:57] Speaker C: Did you not realize that, Hampton? Realize that. [00:29:07] Speaker B: If you go back to that episode, it's only nitro covered on that one? Because there was only nitro that week. [00:29:12] Speaker C: Wow. Yes, there was. There was no Raw that week, so it was literally just the first nitrogen. And Topanga was on because Topanga was there because it happened at the Mall of America. Topanga has been to every Mall of America wrestling that they've had. I love that they still have. Have wrestling at the Mall of America. And that will forever please me. But that. Oh, my God. Hampter. Holy. We've been doing this. You've been on this show like four times. Literally four times. Yeah. You. You and Piper are applied for the most reoccurring guests. F4. And you just put together that. We started the show with nitrous. We're covering the war. [00:30:01] Speaker A: Hello. In High Wiz. Well, they're all kind of it. [00:30:08] Speaker E: Give it gun to my head. [00:30:09] Speaker D: Embrace, man. [00:30:10] Speaker E: I don't think I would have remembered that. I don't forgot two in a year. [00:30:17] Speaker B: The reason I remember the first nitro was in September was because I watched the second nitro for the second episode. And the second nitro was on September 11th, which is my birthday. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Wow. That's. [00:30:29] Speaker B: Never forget it. [00:30:30] Speaker D: What a happy birthday. [00:30:32] Speaker B: I mean, think about it. I can never forget the second ever. Second ever nitro happened on September 11th. And nothing else happened on that day ever again. [00:30:42] Speaker E: That's what we remember the date for. [00:30:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:45] Speaker A: And your birthday. [00:30:46] Speaker E: It was first, of course. Naturally. [00:30:48] Speaker B: First I was born, and then second episode and then nothing. [00:30:54] Speaker C: Yeah. And then that's it. Forever. [00:30:56] Speaker B: That's it. Nothing happened. [00:30:59] Speaker D: Can't believe any of you would have forgotten the date that Pasta Mania launched. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:03] Speaker C: Holy. It is kind of funny that because of my various laziness slash incompetences, slash. Slash things happening, slash just us skipping weeks, we. When we come back here, we will be almost to the point where we're releasing episodes around the same date of the episodes we are covering in 1996. [00:31:30] Speaker D: Well, I hope we can keep that up for a while. [00:31:32] Speaker C: I'm hoping we can keep that up for a while too. I. [00:31:35] Speaker B: The cycles are synchronizing. [00:31:38] Speaker C: Yes. We'll see how long. We'll see how long that lasts. [00:31:42] Speaker D: And you shouldn't. You shouldn't take all that blame, Garrick. Adam Page did burn down your recording studio. [00:31:47] Speaker C: Yes. You know, but I had it. [00:31:49] Speaker B: That's what you get for cutting him off in traffic that one time. [00:31:52] Speaker E: And that. That's what you think is it was Adam Page? [00:31:57] Speaker C: Yeah, well, lots of things have been kind of happening in the headquarters. I mean, there was. All right, look, I think I will admit there's things that go on in the basement of this place that aren't necessarily above board. Lawyer. [00:32:16] Speaker A: I advise her to continue. [00:32:23] Speaker C: Hampter contains multitudes. Okay. Hampter does lots of things for. For the cause. Okay. For the company. All right. Hampters you haven't heard of. [00:32:33] Speaker E: You haven't heard of Hampter and Hampter. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it's me and my twin sister. Hampter. [00:32:39] Speaker C: Yeah. Yes. Did you. Have you been cited for screaming at your own ass? You may be entitled to compensation. Have their law firm. [00:32:53] Speaker A: It's your money and you won't need it. [00:32:55] Speaker C: Now. Yes. [00:32:59] Speaker B: Do you scream at your ass? The constitution says you can and so do I. [00:33:03] Speaker C: Yes, precise. But the point being that look, it can all be explained and I know that some people have some questions and some things will be again pay attention to after the end of the show. It'll make more sense. But yes, if I have. Yeah, okay, that's all I'll say. I'm just saying please don't. Don't hit me. So let's get on to the questions in a way from things I'm not supposed to talk about. [00:33:34] Speaker E: Yes, please. [00:33:35] Speaker C: First one here. Let's see here. What's everybody. What. What's everyone got? A. A wrestler that has been their. Their favorite so far or like a surprise to them. Like they. They weren't expecting to go into it and loving this wrestler so hard and. And next thing you know. [00:33:54] Speaker E: So this is probably the first time I've ever seen anything Savio Vega. Because I have am a baby. Little Piper was also a baby when Savio Vega was performing. So I've like never seen any of his stuff and he rules the stuff that we've seen him do with like very, very like so close to being stone cold. Stone Cold has been like so entertaining and like just knew of him but not like what he. What he could do. [00:34:34] Speaker C: Indeed. No, I apologize. [00:34:36] Speaker A: I wasn't aware of your work. Savio Vega. [00:34:38] Speaker C: Yeah, right. Like I had real fucking. Hey, anyone who next. [00:34:43] Speaker A: So I actually have. I have. [00:34:45] Speaker D: I have two. [00:34:47] Speaker A: I didn't know that I was going to love Sting as much as I do and Luger and their little romance. Yeah, their little bromance. [00:34:56] Speaker D: They're. They're toxic boys love. [00:34:57] Speaker A: I know they're best. Yeah, they're. They're really unhealthy masculine relationship. [00:35:06] Speaker B: It's the perfect. [00:35:07] Speaker A: So And I. But I was also not really surprised at how much I find Undertaker completely mid. Like I didn't grow up watching wrestling but like Undertaker was one of the like three names I knew from Lane and when I got to an episode with him I was like, oh yeah, let's go. And I was like what? [00:35:29] Speaker C: That's it. [00:35:31] Speaker A: I was like. And also like this. This goofy as hell there got a. [00:35:37] Speaker C: Whole lot going on here too. [00:35:40] Speaker B: Undertaker is I think in like modern Parlance. People would say that he. All he did was. He was ora for. That's all he did. That's all he really had going for. And then when you got into the 2000s and he actually kind of had to wrestle, he really kind of couldn't keep up. [00:35:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:00] Speaker B: And he really needed those other like, much better guys. [00:36:04] Speaker E: His style changed and he did not. [00:36:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:36:07] Speaker C: No, absolutely. [00:36:09] Speaker B: And then he learned some really shitty looking. [00:36:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, my God. [00:36:13] Speaker D: He's got the triangle. Choke on. [00:36:15] Speaker C: I. It's that devil's triangle. Oh my God. The Hell's Gate. Hell. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Hellgate. Hell's Gate. [00:36:23] Speaker C: Oh, God. He's like, I'm gonna be. I'm a. I'm a shooter now. No, mark. No, you are not. [00:36:29] Speaker E: Look at my gloves. [00:36:31] Speaker C: Look at. [00:36:32] Speaker D: Biggest mark in the business. [00:36:33] Speaker C: Yeah. The biggest mark in the yet. Holy. Yeah. So that absolutely agree with you. Hanther. I've learned that that mark is. I. I used to love the Undertaker when I was a kid. And then I went back and watched all this again and went. [00:36:51] Speaker A: Yeah, there's really. [00:36:52] Speaker C: When you look. [00:36:54] Speaker A: When you look back at it with adult eyes and understanding that that like it's a gimmick and even then it's not like super great. And you catch those little. The way that he doesn't sell or he doesn't move and like the other guy's carrying him and you're just like, ah, okay. Yeah. [00:37:10] Speaker C: Aura farming indeed. So. Yes, agreed. Who. Who else has a favorite or surprise wrestler Was silent. [00:37:20] Speaker D: See, I was actually going to say Lex Luger because his character work there where he's like, you know, Sting thinks that he's still a face. He still thinks that there are buddies. And I mean, to Luger's credit in that era, he is still looking out for Sting. It's just that he is also willing to be a garbage bastard man. There's also, there's little shades of heel Owen Hart. Like he'll win a match by cheating and he's like jumping up and down like he just won a gold medal medal at the Olympics or something. It's good. It's really good. [00:37:55] Speaker C: Hey, who else? Who's left? [00:37:58] Speaker B: I would also agree with Luger as a guy that has surprised me. I know that like, he's kind of had like an image rehab a bit in recent years. But like, I've been very surprised by how good he actually is at the character that he's doing. And like the whole storyline he's doing with Sting is like, really interesting. It's like Easily the most interesting thing happening in WCW at this time. [00:38:24] Speaker C: Certainly the longest going. [00:38:25] Speaker B: If I was. Yeah, if I was gonna say, if I was gonna give somebody new who surprised me, I would go with Johnny B. Bad. [00:38:32] Speaker C: There you go. [00:38:34] Speaker B: Because Mark Mero has that rep, like that same reputation of he's, you know, he's a guy that fell off and nobody cares about, but, oh, my God, he's like the highlight of most WCW pay per views in 1995. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:51] Speaker C: And that's kind of. Yeah. And that. Oh, God. [00:38:55] Speaker B: You can trust that guy to go out and like, just like here, go wrestle eddie Guerrero for 15 minutes. And just like, yes, he's wrestling Eddie Guerrero, but he's still holding up his. His end of the building. Like, he's like that. That's not like him being carried. He. He did his. And then you can see how drastically he slows down as he's become. Mark Miro on Raw. [00:39:16] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say is seeing, seeing the, The. The drop off start to happen already because he's. You can see that. Like, you can see that he. That first match, he went out there and he was Johnny, He. Johnny be bad at it in the ring at least. And I feel like he probably went back there as like, whoa, whoa, whoa, bud. Cool. Cool. Your bridges. [00:39:38] Speaker B: Somebody told me, you're working too fast, pal. [00:39:41] Speaker C: Yeah, you're working too hard. You're going, that's not how we do things here. And like, you could see that start to change. And like, he's still doing some stuff, but, like, I'm. Yeah, you're watching it slow down. And it's just sad because, like, I think. I think we're on me. Everyone else would. Right? [00:39:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:59] Speaker C: All right, cool. Just wanted to make sure I am in fact high. But yes, I. I get out. No, mama needs her medicine. All right. The doctor said literally, I got annoyed. [00:40:15] Speaker E: Hey, look, look. She did a whole year of podcasts for one time to be high. [00:40:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I did that behind while recording the one time. [00:40:26] Speaker B: That's drunk. [00:40:32] Speaker C: So. Yeah. But no, that a great transition, though, because I was having trouble going like, oh, thank you. I swear it gets better every time I see it. Yes. But I was having trouble because I was like, I feel like it's Johnny be Bad, but also like, I feel like almost the MVP so far. And I've said it repeatedly. I didn't realize how hard Arne Anderson. [00:41:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:02] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:41:03] Speaker C: Like, that really took me. I didn't know your. His game, like, just like, is. I was unfamiliar. [00:41:12] Speaker B: So, like, With Arne Anderson, I would say I knew how hard he. I did not know how hard he. In 1995. [00:41:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he. [00:41:23] Speaker D: Yeah, you might. Man, you might assume that he's, like, past his peak at that point, but, like. [00:41:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like, he's still just going. Chugging along like, he's so good. If I'm seeing an Arne Anderson match on a card, like, I'm kind of excited to see it. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [00:41:39] Speaker C: The enforcer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's still the enforcer. Hell, he got the visual pin on Hulk Hogan on TV. [00:41:46] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:41:47] Speaker C: It never got a bad brother. Yeah. [00:41:49] Speaker D: It's 2025. I'm still hoping I'm going to see a spine buster as good as his, but it's just not out there. [00:41:55] Speaker C: No. Powerhouse has gotten close, but his. [00:41:58] Speaker D: Of course he's getting. He's getting good. He's getting good. [00:42:00] Speaker B: Like, what is not so much the guys delivering the spine buster, it's the guys taking the spine buster. [00:42:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. [00:42:07] Speaker D: Yeah, well, I mean, that's with every move. [00:42:08] Speaker C: Yeah, pretty much every. [00:42:10] Speaker B: Like, every time I've seen the spine buster not go good for Powerhouse, it's kind of just more like the guys not getting up for him. [00:42:16] Speaker C: Yeah, well, I think that. I think that part of. There's something to be said of that, too, because, like, orange spine busters were always iron spine busters. [00:42:27] Speaker A: Once again, there's been a visual reference to the callback joke, to the testosterone. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Anybody will get up for Powerhouse Hobbs. [00:42:36] Speaker D: Yeah, there you go. [00:42:37] Speaker B: I don't know if you'd be into that, but you know what? [00:42:41] Speaker E: Anderson had a great power or a great spine buster on dick gel at Starcade 91. [00:42:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Dirty Dick gel. Yeah. [00:42:51] Speaker B: What a driver. [00:42:52] Speaker E: One of the best spine busters. [00:42:55] Speaker C: Talk about blowing a back out. [00:42:57] Speaker B: Yeah, there it is. [00:43:00] Speaker E: There it is. [00:43:04] Speaker C: I think I. But to get back on the point of. God damn it, we're serious people. I think that, like, his spine buster was so good early on that later on in the 90s, it was so good. Even harder because of the people taking. Like you said, because it's like, well, this is an Arne Anderson spine buster. If I don't sell the. Out of this, I'm up. [00:43:25] Speaker E: Anderson spine buster being taken by Scott Hall. Like, yeah. Is that not gonna be great? Like. [00:43:30] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. But I wasn't. I would just. He's taking me by surprise. The. The thing that really got me, too, was like, not just the ring work, but, like, he scared the. Out of me when he was doing like the. When Pillman was being like the. The yippee excitable puppy and like going off in. Arn just smacked him like, boy, shut the up and sit down. I was like, oh my God. [00:43:59] Speaker A: I remember that. Yeah, I think we were watching it together and I think I remember your reaction to that. Yeah, it was very. [00:44:06] Speaker C: I was just like, oh my God. Like Arden freaked me the out. Like that's. I don't want to piss him off. [00:44:12] Speaker B: Arn was such a great character because he was like the most real kind. He was like that super real kind of character. He's like. It's like this is your uncle that if you around too much, he will just smack you in the face. [00:44:28] Speaker E: He's kicking ass in the ring. He's drinking a six pack on the drive home and then he's grilling burgers for the family. [00:44:33] Speaker B: He's just like, yeah, just call the sack dad. Just chain smoking constantly. [00:44:38] Speaker C: He used to be a piece of. And now he's not. What. [00:44:46] Speaker B: To see the attachment. Hold on. [00:44:53] Speaker C: I did. [00:44:53] Speaker D: I felt the need to share one of my favorite pictures of Arne Anderson communing with Cody. Last name unknown at this point in time, but he is. He is covering their mouths with a Waffle House menu, which he just has. [00:45:11] Speaker C: Pocket next to his Glock. [00:45:13] Speaker E: Yes. [00:45:16] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a suburban dad. He's got the. Yeah, he was. I think he could glue the hole that holds the Horsemen together, I think easily. Easy, easy. Say yeah. [00:45:27] Speaker C: Oh, you know what he plays? [00:45:29] Speaker A: Sorry. He plays like. There are a lot of like hard shooters in the Horsemen. Like, Rick takes up the spotlight. Brian is just out of control. But Arn, like shows up and delivers concern consistently. And I think that's a really a. He. He does that really well. [00:45:46] Speaker C: And then also he has more palpable. [00:45:50] Speaker D: Menace than the other member of the Four Horsemen who we know does eventually kill people. [00:45:58] Speaker A: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It is 8:30. So the first crispinois joke has been after the 911 joke, I will point out. [00:46:08] Speaker C: All right. Yeah, yeah, we did it. All right. We. We should. We should move on though, because I could keep talking about how awesome Arn Anderson is for an hour. [00:46:20] Speaker D: Well, if we could expand the. The, the, the. The range of that question though, Garrick, would you say that there are any other just sort of on screen talent who were surprising favorites for you? [00:46:31] Speaker C: Oh, geez. [00:46:34] Speaker D: Definitely no Trying to get. [00:46:36] Speaker C: No, I would know. I know. I immediately knew where you were going. Silent. And yes, I in fact ended up Mongo Pilled by. By the end of this year. Rest in peace, Steve Mago McMichael. I did kill you once already on the pod when I thought you had already died. And. And. [00:47:07] Speaker E: And then he died. [00:47:08] Speaker A: That should be the constant bit. Like, he's always that. [00:47:12] Speaker B: Actually, we ask us, like, is this guy still alive? We look him up, and then several months later, they do die. [00:47:18] Speaker C: Like, no, I gotta start keeping track. Yeah. [00:47:24] Speaker E: Death note. [00:47:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Wait, okay, hold on. I can't. [00:47:29] Speaker E: Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. [00:47:31] Speaker C: Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Is Hulk Hogan alive or dead? Look, look, look. Schrodinger's Hogan. We don't know, but yes, we will. Okay, we will move on to the next question. Outside of that. Wait. Well, but did I answer it? I can't remember if I answered it or I just mentioned. Yes, I did. I said mango, which is your going. I got mongo pill eventually. God damn it. Oh, geez. I can't. Hi. So this one. I don't remember who asked this, but I love you for it was one of y' all is 1995. 1996 Shawn Michaels too much of a boy or just the correct amount of. [00:48:11] Speaker A: Boy discussed Just enough. Sorry, I've. [00:48:15] Speaker C: No, no, that's your answer anymore. [00:48:19] Speaker D: Now I feel big. [00:48:20] Speaker A: I have big feelings about, like, I, I. It's very. Because you talked about this previously, where they make this show and they make this over the. Over the top display of what gender should be. And for me, Shawn Michaels is that. That is sexuality, right? It's very. It's very flirty. It shows enough like. And it's all heavily implied and done. [00:48:45] Speaker C: Well, he's walking innuendo. Yeah. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah. [00:48:49] Speaker E: I think it's just enough because most of us know there's still more coming. [00:49:00] Speaker B: We haven't even gotten to the blow job yet. [00:49:02] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:49:03] Speaker D: You haven't even gotten to the point. [00:49:04] Speaker C: Oh, God. Hampter. After you. That. That's. That might be the funniest part of this question. Hampter, do you think I'm changing the question. I'm changing it. This is great, because I think we all. We all decided that 1996 Shawn Michaels boy is just the correct amount. Yes, we can agree that. [00:49:22] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:49:23] Speaker C: Silent, quick rebuttal. But I'm. [00:49:26] Speaker D: I'm. I'm the wrong person to ask. Frankly, any boy is too much boy for me. [00:49:30] Speaker C: So this is true. So follow up question, follow up question. Is it unfair that Hampter thinks this is the most boy Sean is gonna get? [00:49:42] Speaker E: Unfair for Hampter. Yes, unfair for the rest of us. Absolutely not. [00:49:47] Speaker C: No. The sickos are gonna. Are gonna win from this. If. If anything. You're welcome. It gets worse. Hamper. Yeah. You have not yet even seen. You haven't even seen Shawn. Pay attention to the invisible balls. You haven't even. Oh, my God. Oh, this man tickles a pickle. This man does the whole. The whole job. [00:50:13] Speaker E: Professional. [00:50:14] Speaker D: The Shawn Michaels will figure out how much of himself he can expose on live tv. Yes, you will watch it happen. [00:50:20] Speaker E: The message. [00:50:21] Speaker B: Best part. Messed up part about it is is that he's like, aggrieved about all this somehow. [00:50:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:50:29] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:50:30] Speaker B: Like he's the one that's been wronged in all of this. That he's the guy that has suffered. [00:50:37] Speaker C: And they pulled him away from his Lord. They pulled him away from his God and. And took him to a dark place. How dare they? The business did that to him. [00:50:44] Speaker B: Like. [00:50:45] Speaker E: But he's back now. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Yeah, like, it's somebody. It's. It's somebody else's fault that. That bar full of marines beat the shit out of him down. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [00:50:54] Speaker B: That's just the thing that happens when. [00:50:57] Speaker C: He got jumped by those 25 to 30 hooligans. [00:51:01] Speaker B: That's. That's just the thing that happens when you're the victim. Yeah, it doesn't. It just doesn't happen. Yeah, like. [00:51:07] Speaker A: Right, right, right. [00:51:08] Speaker B: Nothing ever happens for a reason. [00:51:11] Speaker A: It's coincidence, not. Not consequence. [00:51:15] Speaker C: So we have more of that to look forward to. Hampter. [00:51:18] Speaker A: I always forget the prime directive, which is it always gets worse. I don't. I coming. Carte blanc. [00:51:29] Speaker B: We're working. We're working on Dragon Ball Z rules here. It just. [00:51:32] Speaker A: Oh, right. Okay. [00:51:34] Speaker E: This last year, truly was just getting started. [00:51:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:38] Speaker D: Listen, Mark Mero in blackface. Difficult. It took a lot to. To get around. All right, but you haven't even seen him in the domestic abuse angle. So, like. [00:51:51] Speaker E: Or triple Paul in blackface. [00:51:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:55] Speaker C: Or gold dust in blackface. Or. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Way too much blackface from the 1990s. [00:52:02] Speaker A: I understand the. Okay, you know what? [00:52:06] Speaker E: You know what? [00:52:07] Speaker B: Paul doesn't see race. [00:52:09] Speaker C: No. [00:52:09] Speaker A: No, he doesn't. [00:52:10] Speaker D: That's. [00:52:11] Speaker B: That's why he was able to. That's why he was so confused about doing the blackface. He doesn't see color. He thought he was just putting on, like, you know. [00:52:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. On his regular. [00:52:19] Speaker C: Yeah, cool. Gotcha. He doesn't. He doesn't see race. Just ask Bron killings. So. Oh, God. Our rip. Little Jimmy. Because I don't know if Lil Jimmy will Ever make it to the Indies or AEW though. We're recording this right after our truth got canned. [00:52:39] Speaker E: And everybody get ready for Lil Timmy. [00:52:42] Speaker C: Little Timmy. I'm ready. I want Little Timmy merch. I will wear Little Timmy merch. [00:52:48] Speaker D: What's our facts doing in the Impact Zone? [00:52:54] Speaker B: That doesn't work anymore because the Fed owns TNA now. [00:52:57] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. [00:53:00] Speaker D: Nothing gold can stay. [00:53:01] Speaker C: Yes, exactly. Not even dust. [00:53:04] Speaker B: What's Don Livings doing in the New Japan Strong Zone? [00:53:11] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. All right, again, that's modern wrestling. That's not my mandate. Put the, put the bat down. So our next question. What's. What's been everyone's favorite or favorite and or least favorite pay per view that I have subjected you to for the Patreon so far? [00:53:32] Speaker B: Oh, oh. [00:53:34] Speaker D: I, I, I'm so upset that I couldn't be there for this. But I've seen it multiple times and it's both, it is both the favorite, favorite pay per view of all time. Uncensored 1996. [00:53:46] Speaker B: Oh my God. That's. I got so drunk. I was, I was, I was faced by the end of that. It was. [00:53:55] Speaker A: I. Oh, I remember you were going. [00:53:57] Speaker B: Off through that main event. It was so bad. Like it peaked Doom. [00:54:02] Speaker A: Stay cage. [00:54:03] Speaker B: It peaked with the doomsday with, with giant haystacks. Because I was like, holy. We had a giant Haystacks match in 1996. That's awesome. Giant haystacks. There was. There might have been like one or two matches that weren't terrible, but then it just like it just cratered. And I was so drunk and I got so mad. I like. And I, I made sure I had a bottle of something on hand for that show because I knew it was bad and I wasn't ready for how bad it was. [00:54:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:36] Speaker C: So are you, is that, is, is that your least favorite as well, Erica? [00:54:40] Speaker B: That would be my least favorite. [00:54:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:42] Speaker B: My favorite surprisingly would be. I think it was the last in. [00:54:47] Speaker C: Your house we watched was very good with the Beware of Dog. Yeah, the one, the one that was broken up but like. Yeah, the, that had, it had so called Savio. Yeah. [00:55:01] Speaker B: Vader and Yokozuna was really good. [00:55:04] Speaker C: Yes. [00:55:06] Speaker B: What was the main? I don't remember the main. [00:55:09] Speaker C: Oh, Sean and Sean and Davey in the cuck match. Well, that wasn't the main. [00:55:17] Speaker B: That was, that was, that was like third. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Third. Even third. [00:55:21] Speaker B: The Undertaker match on that. I was like Undertaker Diesel wasn't bad. [00:55:26] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think that was, Was that Diesel? No, that wasn't Diesel. Diesel was gone at that Point. [00:55:32] Speaker D: Oh, was it the Ultimate Warrior in Owen? [00:55:35] Speaker B: Oh, that was, that was Ultimate Warrior and Gold Dust, I think. And that was the. Well, all right. That part was bad because they chanted, yeah, gold dust. [00:55:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:55:45] Speaker D: Oh, it was Gold dust and Undertaker. [00:55:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:51] Speaker C: Yeah. No, that's what I was worried. [00:55:53] Speaker B: But like, that still wasn't bad because Dustin work a match like, Dustin's like the perfect guy to carry Undertaker. [00:56:01] Speaker C: It was the literal barrier gays match. [00:56:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it was like. It was very surprising because it was like at that point where in all the stuff we were watching, a lot of the WCW stuff had started out really strong and then it was sort of drifting downwards in quality, like uncensored. But like WWF stuff was like on the, on the upticks lately. So I would say, like, I would say that was good. It was also surprisingly good show. I would say. [00:56:31] Speaker C: No, I, I agree. That was a surprisingly good one. I don't know. I. Yeah, they're gonna get better. I, I don't know. I. My least favorite is gonna go ahead and be uncensored. That was. It's low hanging fruit, but. Jesus Christ. I, I really enjoyed, I really enjoyed Wrestlemania, but I. This is. All right. This is cheating. It's my favorite pay per view that we've watched so far. Just because it was my favorite to watch with y' all Halloween havoc. [00:57:09] Speaker A: Oh, oh, that was fun. [00:57:10] Speaker C: Oh, with the goddamn monster trucks. Because of the, the moment where Ric Flair got hampter, hook, line and sinker. And that was the, the moment that Hamster realized you can't trust Ric Flair. [00:57:28] Speaker A: I didn't know that. [00:57:30] Speaker B: Not just that, but that Sting will always fall for it. [00:57:33] Speaker C: Yes, yes. [00:57:37] Speaker A: Sting and Hamster will always fall for it. [00:57:40] Speaker C: And yeah, like, maybe this time it'll be different. [00:57:43] Speaker A: It will. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Sometimes I go to that episode and I just listen to that part because Hampton's just like, oh, oh, what the. [00:57:52] Speaker C: What the. [00:57:56] Speaker B: And that's like. I love, I love when wrestling can fool people like that. [00:58:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:03] Speaker A: 100 got me. [00:58:06] Speaker C: Hello, my dear, dear sickos. Waiting for everyone to get here for the one year podiversary recording. And I figure I should get my promos out of the way now. 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But there's more stuff coming to the Patreon. But that. Hell, Piper, you guys are early and you don't have. Hey, what we were talking about. Hampter. Hampter. What was your favorite, least favorite pay per view so far? [01:00:54] Speaker A: Okay, my least favorite was Slamber 96. [01:01:00] Speaker E: Also mine. [01:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah, Piper, I knew. I knew you would be like. I. I knew you would understand. Piper. [01:01:07] Speaker E: That thing felt like five hours long. [01:01:10] Speaker C: It was. [01:01:10] Speaker E: It was just. [01:01:11] Speaker C: Yes, it was bad. [01:01:13] Speaker A: It was tag team matches, which can either be really good or really bad. And then they purposely made them bad and it was just excruciating. [01:01:26] Speaker E: We're gonna take a bunch of your favorite tag teams, mix them up, and then have them fight on pay per view. [01:01:33] Speaker C: The lethal lottery is what was going on and it was not, not good. It was never good. [01:01:39] Speaker A: Two out of 15 matches are like disqualified in the first 10, like five minutes because the teams just fucking hate each other so much that they're just like this and start beating on one another like. [01:01:52] Speaker C: Yes. I feel like you might have very quickly gone over the. One of the important parts about why slavery 96 sucks so bad though. 15 matches, Jesus. [01:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:06] Speaker B: 15 matches. [01:02:09] Speaker E: It just didn't stop. It just kept going. [01:02:15] Speaker C: You could lock Tony Khan in a room with a pile of cocaine and not get 15 matches in three hours. Wow. The drugs were better in the 90s. Like, Jesus. [01:02:29] Speaker A: Oh, just excruciating. Oh, I remember, I distinctly remember Garrick checking the timestamp and the timestamp not moving. And it was. Yeah, the desperation at the end of that entire recording is pretty palpable. [01:02:46] Speaker E: We watched that, we finished up, shut the computer down. Like, I went to bed because I was tired from watching wrestling. [01:02:56] Speaker B: I mean like people, like modern wrestling people complain that shows are too long when they're like five, six hours. And I agree. But I'd rather watch a five hour show that's good than a three hour show that's like a chore to get through. And I think you could say that a lot, a lot of WCW pay per views, it's like a lot of them are just chores to get through in this era. [01:03:21] Speaker E: Like they're fun for all the wrong reasons. [01:03:26] Speaker D: Like watch. You watch the Nitro TV and then you watch the WWF pay per views. That's the way to do it in this era, I think. [01:03:33] Speaker E: Yeah, I mean, we'll see Nitro TV gives you the WWF TV results and then you get to watch the better pay per views. [01:03:40] Speaker B: Oh yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Like, I think the only one of the, like one, like if I was going to give an honorable mention, like a WCW show that I really liked was the. Oh, I forget what it was called when, when they did the Global Gauntlet versus. [01:03:56] Speaker C: Oh, Starcade. [01:03:57] Speaker B: Starcade with the. Yeah, against New Japan. Like that one, like. [01:04:00] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:04:03] Speaker B: And that just had like a lot of great workers. And like the main. [01:04:08] Speaker C: Oh, go ahead. [01:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, like the main, the main event was still, you know, Hogan and his buddies, but it was still, it was still just like it moved at like a good solid clip. And then like compare that to like World War III where they just have an hour long three ring battle royale where like nobody does anything. It's just a bunch of guys whacking each other, whacking each other off, you know? [01:04:33] Speaker C: The commentary can't even pay attention to what's going on. Yeah. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Like a confused dusty road saying, words describe what's happening. [01:04:45] Speaker C: Yes. But Hampter, what was your favorite pay per view? You. You and Piper both gave your least favorite. But you should. I want you to be able to give praise, too. [01:04:53] Speaker A: Yeah. WrestleMania 12 was pretty really great. And it was funny because we watched them the. The slamborian this very close to one another. [01:05:04] Speaker C: Yeah. I think back to back it was. [01:05:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:06] Speaker C: Yeah. It was a weekend. [01:05:08] Speaker A: It was. But it was. It's. It's quintessential 90 in just an absurdist way. They had. They. They show the OJ car chase. The match between Roddy and Goldust is astounding. Like, I. We watched it twice, like, and I. [01:05:27] Speaker C: Did. [01:05:29] Speaker A: You know, like, I was like, this is great. This is. This is a hate crime. But this is. [01:05:35] Speaker C: This is a really great hate crime. Yeah. [01:05:38] Speaker A: This is incredible work. [01:05:39] Speaker B: Is that now this is a hate crime. [01:05:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:43] Speaker D: It's not just a hate crime. It's an intersectional hate crime. [01:05:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:46] Speaker A: There's a lot of. [01:05:48] Speaker B: There's a lot of intersectionality in that hate crime. [01:05:52] Speaker A: You know, you love to see it. It's. You know, it's covering the whole spectrum. [01:05:56] Speaker C: It is. Piper, did you have a favorite pay per view? [01:06:00] Speaker E: I think my favorite pay per view, Controversial take. It was another long one, but it was the entire afternoon that we spent last year watching all in for aew. [01:06:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:16] Speaker E: And we just buckled the in for like six hours and watched some. Some new stuff. And. And that was a lot of fun. [01:06:29] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. You love your news. You're very, very into the new stuff. And you love watching the new stuff. I know. [01:06:34] Speaker E: Look, I'm. Baby. [01:06:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. And I. Old. [01:06:40] Speaker B: Nostalgia will only get you so far in life. [01:06:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:43] Speaker B: You know, like. [01:06:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:46] Speaker B: Sometimes. [01:06:47] Speaker A: And it's ultimately unsatisfying. So. [01:06:49] Speaker C: Thank you. [01:06:50] Speaker A: You can't go back no matter what. Gatsby. [01:06:53] Speaker B: If we are going to talk about show quality, that probably was the best show. [01:06:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:58] Speaker B: We had, like, one really not great match. Which was what? Mercedes and Brit Baker. [01:07:04] Speaker C: Brit Baker. [01:07:05] Speaker B: I forgot her name. The Sandbagger. [01:07:07] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Brit Baker, the Sand Baker. Holy. [01:07:14] Speaker A: I'm gonna read her for free. Bill. [01:07:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Don't tell me how you really feel about the. [01:07:19] Speaker B: How I actually. [01:07:21] Speaker C: She will. [01:07:21] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:07:22] Speaker B: How I actually really feel about Brit Baker. She's fine. She's. [01:07:26] Speaker C: Yeah, she's fine. Yeah, she's fine. [01:07:28] Speaker B: Like, I don't really have anything against her, but, like, she did sandbag Mercedes in that match. And I don't know why. I really don't know why. [01:07:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:37] Speaker D: Guess as to why. [01:07:38] Speaker C: I can. I can take some guesses. Yeah, that's a different show. [01:07:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I. And then I also remember that, like, I had to go to work at 10 o' clock and work an overnight for that show. So, like, I fell asleep, like, halfway through Swerve versus Danielson. I was just, like, in bed just being like, yes, go wrestling. I'm still on the call. [01:08:09] Speaker C: That was funny. [01:08:10] Speaker A: Well, that kind of realness, though. You're falling asleep for the. On the. On the. During the night. [01:08:15] Speaker B: It was also in the middle of the. After. It was in the middle of the afternoon too. I just was working overnights then. Yeah. [01:08:21] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's true. Because. Well, yeah, I was gonna say. Were you in Japan too, at that point? [01:08:26] Speaker B: No, I was not in Japan then. I was. I was working to go to Japan where I got to see Russell Dynasty. [01:08:33] Speaker C: Yay. [01:08:35] Speaker D: Hell yeah. Which AEW show last year was it where I called in while you all were. Oh, like in a call just because. Just that I could scream it. Sting. [01:08:48] Speaker B: Oh. [01:08:50] Speaker C: The one where he came back. Where Sting randomly came back. [01:08:54] Speaker B: That would have been. That would have been. [01:08:58] Speaker C: Because it would have been all In. [01:08:59] Speaker D: It wasn't all in. [01:09:01] Speaker C: We didn't do it. We didn't. [01:09:02] Speaker B: We did Dynamic. We did Dynasty. Dynasty was the first party we did. [01:09:06] Speaker C: The first Watch party was Dynasty. But it wasn't that. No, it had to have been All In. Was the only other. [01:09:12] Speaker E: Let me check. [01:09:13] Speaker C: Was the only other AW1 we've done. [01:09:17] Speaker B: Yeah, the only Aw. Yeah, it was Dynasty and All In. Those are the only AW shows we've watched. [01:09:22] Speaker D: Are you sure you didn't do Revolution? [01:09:24] Speaker C: I'm sure we didn't do Revolution. [01:09:26] Speaker B: I know we talked about. [01:09:27] Speaker E: Did we just hang out and, like, watch it? [01:09:30] Speaker C: We might have just. [01:09:31] Speaker B: Because, like, I remember, like. [01:09:33] Speaker D: Yeah, you might have just been hanging out. [01:09:34] Speaker C: Yeah, we might have just been doing something not for the podcast, which is weird. I know. [01:09:39] Speaker B: Because I remember. I remember after that, that Revolution, that was Sting's last match. Because, like, I remember we talked about, like, we need to. We need to do, like, a Sting watch party. I still have the list of matches that we should. [01:09:51] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's. [01:09:52] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. [01:09:54] Speaker D: He had a surprise appearance at all. And I gotta figure this out because I don't think I've seen that all in. I don't remember seeing Brian beat Swerve Strickland. [01:10:03] Speaker B: I very vaguely remember it. [01:10:06] Speaker D: All right, well, sorry for the derailment. [01:10:08] Speaker C: Oh, no worries. No. Yeah. How dare you. But this podcast, I feel like we've kind of already. Right. I feel like we've kind of already been talking this question. Favorite moments in our podcast hangouts. That's kind of what we've been talking about. The various run ins and was pretty solid. [01:10:29] Speaker E: Tender Queer Dusty Rhodes. [01:10:33] Speaker A: The Tumblr. Tumblr Dusty Rhodes. [01:10:37] Speaker C: I think as soon as I read the question I was like, I think we all have the same answer here. [01:10:43] Speaker E: My. My wife and roommate like talked to me afterwards like when I went downstairs and they were like, you laughing pretty hard up there. What. What was that all about? And I'm like, I can't explain right now. You don't have enough time for me to get into like all of it. [01:11:02] Speaker C: They call them Malcolm Dreamer, tender queer babies. I don't understand. [01:11:15] Speaker D: I'm just a demi boy. [01:11:21] Speaker E: It works too well. [01:11:22] Speaker C: It works too well. Really does. I think we all. I think we all came to agreement on that one. Holy. [01:11:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:31] Speaker E: Forever. [01:11:32] Speaker D: I was that Tony. I was. I was busy on Tumblr. [01:11:37] Speaker E: What are you even saying? [01:11:39] Speaker A: I. Kitty cat. I. I also really. I loved. I loved the genesis of the strikes. That recording was also just unhinged as well because I think we were all. [01:11:57] Speaker B: Like, listen, strike system is unfair. Oh wow, I get too many strikes. [01:12:07] Speaker E: As the arbiter of this strike system, I agree, but it's mine and I'm not going to change it. Watch your mouth. [01:12:20] Speaker C: No, no. [01:12:23] Speaker B: I forget even what I said the one time they got me like three strikes in a row. This is not nearly as bad as anything that's actually happening on the show right now. [01:12:35] Speaker C: I think if anything we've learned that there is not a pocket that Eric and I cannot get out of. [01:12:43] Speaker B: If you tell me that, like, no, you can't do that. I'm gonna dig the hole deeper. [01:12:47] Speaker C: Dig up, dig up. [01:12:51] Speaker E: I think that's probably part of it is just like I don't think there is much of too far that any of us can take. Take this. So like I think pointing out the. If I touch pointing out the point for quote unquote normal people. Yeah, it. I'm just like it. Look, hey, here's a strike for this. If you got a problem with that, you have been warned because it can will get worse. [01:13:20] Speaker C: Yeah, it's gonna happen again. [01:13:23] Speaker E: I can only cautiously warn these people. I cannot stop them. [01:13:27] Speaker B: There's what even are the consequences of the strikes. We haven't determined this yet. [01:13:33] Speaker C: We'll get there. [01:13:34] Speaker B: We just have them Dusty road struggle session. [01:13:40] Speaker E: I did it once, then did it twice, and now we just keep doing it. Now it's a bit. [01:13:46] Speaker C: That's how all these things happen. Well, what are. What is everyone's favorite, best, worst match so far of 95, 96? I know mine, but let's start with Silent. Yeah. Putting you on the. On the spot. There you go. [01:14:02] Speaker D: Yeah. Gosh. Kind of a dark horse. Worse match, honestly, that cage match between Bret Hart and Isaac Yankee. [01:14:21] Speaker C: In a cage match, you mean? [01:14:23] Speaker D: Yeah, the Lawler in the shark cage up above. It hits all of the points of, like, every. Every. It's just every contrivance imaginable. [01:14:36] Speaker C: Like. [01:14:37] Speaker D: Well, we don't want Jerry Lawler to interfere, so we put him in his own cage and it's like. But he. Then he still tries to interfere. There's a blatant moment near the end of the match where Bret Hart's just like, all right, time to get my shit in all of his classics. [01:14:54] Speaker C: I think that was the first instance where I was like, man, he really does just flip a damn switch, don't he? [01:15:03] Speaker D: And like, I. Listen, I love Bret Hart, but, like, he was. Obviously he was not in that one. And I don't know. I do. I do hate the. How WWF has broken the logic of cage matches where I. I'm a Southern wrestling girl. A cage match, you do a cage match to keep people from interfering and to keep any of the. Either of the wrestlers from running away. So what does WWF do in every cage match? They make sure there's interference and you win the match by escaping the cage. [01:15:33] Speaker A: That's silly. [01:15:34] Speaker C: They have to do it exactly opposite than the Southerners. [01:15:37] Speaker D: Yeah. Plus I had to watch Glenn Jacobs and that's never a great time for me. [01:15:42] Speaker B: Sucks so hard. [01:15:44] Speaker E: He does. [01:15:45] Speaker C: Did you have a favorite, though, Silent? [01:15:49] Speaker D: Favorite match. That one's way more difficult. Yeah, yeah, Come back to me. I'm going to think on that for a bit. [01:15:56] Speaker E: I've got a combination favorite and least favorite because I can't remember pretty much anything from the past year. So I could be wrong on this point, but I think on one of the nitros that we watched, Garrick, there was. I want to say it was an Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko match on nitro that they go out there, they tear it down for about four, four to five minutes, and then they just, in the middle of the match, put it in, like, the bottom right corner and like, go back to, like, Hogan in the back, like, arriving and then, like, cut to commercial. Completely different match. Like they just like completely skip over like what for those five or so minutes was an incredible match, but between like two of the best to ever do it and then just showed the biggest blight upon wcw which was gotta make Hogan look always like yeah, I. [01:17:00] Speaker C: Think that's, that was early. [01:17:02] Speaker E: It's both. It was. [01:17:04] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I, I, I'll let you get away with that as you're both because that, that is fantastic logic and like it was early when it really, they really, really thought that Hogan was, was like the thing like, like Hogan was going to be the most important thing they have to the point where they cut away from like you said, this five star classic. Oh, damn. That damn. Well, Erica, bring us up. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Well, the match I hated the most, I'll start with the match I like the most and we talked about it already, but it's going to stick with me forever because of Hampter's reaction. [01:17:43] Speaker E: But. [01:17:45] Speaker B: Arn Anderson and Brian Pillman versus Ric Flair and Sting. [01:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that was a match in general. [01:17:50] Speaker B: It was, that was such a great match because they, they built up all this drama, all this tension. Stink ass kicked. Flair comes down with like, you know, he, you know, he rips the golf shirt off and he's just like standing there in his Dockers and yes, I think he's got like a bandage on his head. Yeah, of course he was bleeding and he's just like, he just like standing on the apron just like he's like rare to go. He's just, it's just like there's so much drama. He gets the tag, he runs in and then he just turns around and punches like edits. It's perfectly done. Like there's like say what you want about Ric Flair and well, I have like, I have no love for Ric Flair now as a human being, but. [01:18:43] Speaker C: When it comes, it's one of the, it's one of those, you got to hand it to him. [01:18:47] Speaker B: He, he really was that guy. Like he was somebody you could count on in wrestling to go out and do that. [01:18:55] Speaker C: He had all of us eating out of his hands basically that, that whole. [01:18:59] Speaker B: Second half of that match, Sting was, Sting doing it. Arn Anderson, Brian Pillman was also there. I don't, I don't really have anything good or bad to say about Pillman in that match. He, he really was just there. Like he was, you know, an add. [01:19:15] Speaker C: On, I think that Brian Pillman would have said that. He also was just there for that match. [01:19:21] Speaker B: It's just like the, the way they had Everybody eating out of the palm of their hand with that moment. And that was just the highlight of that of an otherwise like very forgettable show. [01:19:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:32] Speaker B: Worst match. Like, I mean I could say the Isaac Yankum Scotty too hottie match was really bad. [01:19:41] Speaker C: That was watch very bad. I. We count those. We count those. [01:19:47] Speaker B: If I was gonna say like the work, like the God like it. That Doomsday cage match is just like the worst pile of dog. [01:19:56] Speaker C: That's it really is. I won't again. I'm not gonna fault anyone for doubling up because you ask multiple questions of the worst of something when that Doomsday cage match exists. [01:20:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:20:09] Speaker C: Like on film. Like. [01:20:12] Speaker B: Like, I can't believe that's only like minus three stars on the melter scale. [01:20:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:17] Speaker E: I keep. I keep thinking I'm like, man, I missed that show and I'm sorry I missed it. And then I think again and I'm like, wait, no, I'm not. [01:20:26] Speaker C: No, you're good. You lucked out. Yeah. [01:20:28] Speaker B: I would watch a 20 minute the giant versus giant haystacks. And Giant Haystacks still has like all his cancer and they just wrestle for 20 minutes because he had. He had like kidney cancer or something at that. [01:20:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:44] Speaker B: He couldn't do much watch that with him literally dying for 20 minutes and struggling to do that. And it would be better than that Doomsday Cage match. Like that shit was so bad. An abomination. An absolute abomination like that. That like of all the stuff we've seen, like I've. Some stuff I've seen is like, this isn't as good as people say it is. This is not as bad as people say it is. This is worse than people saying, yeah. Doomsday K's match is like exactly like that has its reputation. It deserves its reputation. It. Whoever Dusty Rhodes. [01:21:20] Speaker C: Yeah, that got. That's got Dusty written all over it. [01:21:28] Speaker B: It'll be okay. Three cages and there's gonna be frying pans. We're gonna have Ed Leslie come out. [01:21:36] Speaker E: When one's just not. [01:21:37] Speaker D: No, no, hold on, hold on. Gotta set the record Gay here. There's no way that Dusty is the one who wanted Ed Leslie in the match. [01:21:47] Speaker C: We know who wanted is not. I'm not responsible for any bootiness at all. Damn. No booty man. [01:21:59] Speaker B: Booty band versus the. Versus Diamond Dallas Page. [01:22:04] Speaker C: Might be. [01:22:04] Speaker B: Might be worse. [01:22:06] Speaker A: Oh my God. [01:22:09] Speaker C: Yeah, well. Well, you still gotta turn. [01:22:13] Speaker B: I felt so bad for Kimberly. Kimberly in that match. Like, you poor, poor woman. [01:22:17] Speaker C: Yeah, no, it's bad. [01:22:21] Speaker A: My worst Because I'll just add on. Because Erica said everything that I agree. Like, I'm gonna also add on to the fact that not so people are paying Primo dollar for this. People have gone to a. A huge auditorium to watch a match that is actually visually unwatchable because it's all. It's all chain link fence. [01:22:43] Speaker B: Right. [01:22:44] Speaker A: Can't see anything. [01:22:45] Speaker B: It's dark too. [01:22:46] Speaker C: It's dark. [01:22:47] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:22:48] Speaker D: And it's. And it's not centered where the ring is. It's off next to the entrance. [01:22:54] Speaker A: You have a. [01:22:54] Speaker D: Which. [01:22:55] Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead. [01:22:57] Speaker D: Which ostensibly leads them to call an audible to exit the Doomsday cage, go down into the actual ring and start having the match there. Even though the. The way to win the match was to escape the doomsday cage. [01:23:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Because then it was like, then what the fuck is even. Yeah, that was. It was just a cluster. Wasn't Sabu there? No, that was. No, that was a different one. [01:23:21] Speaker D: Sabu vs Mr. J.L. was one of those other shows. [01:23:24] Speaker C: One of those other weird ones. Oh, God, I'm getting confused. [01:23:29] Speaker D: Yeah, some piece to Sabu as well. [01:23:32] Speaker C: Maybe I just got Sabu on the brain. But what was your favorite match? Hampter. [01:23:36] Speaker A: That's. Oh, so what do I have? [01:23:41] Speaker C: You're the one who actually wouldn't look back at your notes. [01:23:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Eddie Verse Rick was really good. [01:23:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:48] Speaker A: I also have Luger Sting versus the Horseman as my. [01:23:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:23:54] Speaker A: On there. [01:23:55] Speaker C: That makes sense. That was. That's like prime Hampter moment. [01:23:58] Speaker A: That was all. But no, that one wasn't the. The pay per view. This one was the one that we watched during the regular time. [01:24:06] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. The build up. [01:24:08] Speaker A: Yes. [01:24:10] Speaker C: You. You were just. I think that's part of why it got you so, so good, is that you got. You were in the build up to it. You were like emotionally invested. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Because there was this big thing is like. Well, it like, is Luger good? Is like, is. Can he be trusted? In them continuously trying to like build that friendship and prove that they can trust each other despite like Bobby pushing a lot of drama and stuff. So I. Yeah, I get to see it pay off too. [01:24:40] Speaker C: Stuff is really personally, my. My least favorite. There's so. There's so many. I think. I think every. Every thing. Ultimate Warrior and Gold Dust together. As far as far as, like, I don't think they had any. I don't know if they ever had an actual match that like ended. [01:25:07] Speaker B: I didn't consider them because their match didn't even really happen. [01:25:10] Speaker C: Oh yeah, that's. That's why I say it's the worst because it's the match that didn't happen and it was just. It felt like a waste of gold dust every time. My favorite though, and this was early on, I. I feel bad because, like, I swear I'm not just trying to get you sickos to go to the Patreon. I am though, because I. I like, like to eat food and my cat likes to eat food and I like these, these lovely friends to maybe get $20 eventually. Yes, you especially. Yeah. But my favorite was early on in pay per view is I might be one of the first WCW pay per views we watched. And it was Johnny B. Bad and Brian pillman going, yeah, 30 minutes. [01:25:58] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:25:59] Speaker C: Remember that? Where like they did the time limit draw and it was just so good. And then they said, get back in there and. And finish it up. And it was just. It was one of those things where like, the match was so good that I was so pulled into it that, like, I feel like we were getting. After a while we were just like, wait a minute, they're gonna go the distance, aren't they? Holy. And like everyone watching it together was just like, word. Seeing something. Like it. It was one of the. It was one of the first matches and one of the only ones I can think of. And that's why I'm giving it the best. Where it. I felt like everyone watching it would. Had that moment you get when you're watching wrestling and specifically something you haven't seen for the first time. Something that might be happening live where you're like. [01:26:48] Speaker E: Even. [01:26:48] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, something Shasha, you know, something new even. But I got distracted because of the pain. But you, you get the sense that you're watching like something happen, you know, like, this is like something is going. This is good. Like this is a. And not every night kind of match. Like, they really. They killed it. They just killed it dead. And it was. Yeah, it's Brian Pillman and Johnny B. Bad. Like, I wasn't expecting that. Holy. So absolutely it. All right, we have a few more. I feel like we've been at this a while and I want to start wrapping up because we have some other things we have to do off mic. But what are we. Anything that people are looking forward to going deeper into. In 96 and into 97. [01:27:45] Speaker D: I. Oh, I got one. [01:27:48] Speaker C: Oh, God. I just thought of the. I was gonna say the wording of that and the fact that silence was the first one to speak up. You're holding up the tea gel Again, no. Okay. No, I'm not. [01:28:02] Speaker D: No. So we're going to see another WWF star switch over to WCW within the next year. And they're going to build up to him having a big old match with Hulk Hogan. But they're going to tease it for a long time with a bunch of will. He won't he. Is there really going to be a match? And the way in which they definitively make it clear that yes, this match will happen is the strangest way to make that point. And it does involve a music video. And I cannot wait for y' all to experience. [01:28:47] Speaker C: No spoilers. But Silent, I know what you're talking about and I don't. [01:28:56] Speaker E: I don't. I'm trying to rack my brain and. [01:28:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm thinking about this. [01:29:00] Speaker E: Oh boy. [01:29:01] Speaker C: Excellent answer, Silent, because you stumped everyone else too, which means you have to stick around. [01:29:07] Speaker E: Damn it. You got me. [01:29:09] Speaker B: It's not Warrior, right? [01:29:12] Speaker D: Yeah, no, that's not for another like year or two. [01:29:14] Speaker B: 98. [01:29:15] Speaker C: I for one jumps 90. 97. I think we get 90. I forget I might be wrong. Is the is the faces of Foley. Is that. That's not 90s. That's 98. Is it the 98 rumble is faces a full. I'm pretty sure it's 98 rumble. So not that but I. I'm. I'm pretty sure I'm. I'm just looking forward to more Foley, which is more fully in general pay per views that are coming up even like not even that long from now. We have a. The Boiler room match coming up with. With Mankind and Taker. That was like legendary to me as a child. Yeah. Hampter. They. They just fight in the boiler room of the. Of the stadium that they're in. Yeah. [01:30:07] Speaker B: I think. [01:30:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:30:10] Speaker C: It's his house. [01:30:13] Speaker A: I. Yeah. Loki. I. I have memories of seeing like clips of that I think because I also, you know, Mankind is also big names that I remember that age. Like I am all I'm excited to see like Undertaker them actually do something with the character at least. [01:30:34] Speaker D: And that will eventually be happening. [01:30:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:42] Speaker A: Sting go into his final form. [01:30:47] Speaker C: Indeed. [01:30:49] Speaker D: Hot Topics. [01:30:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Honestly, this is why I'm surprised. I like Sting because like the way he is presented now is not necessarily my aesthetic, but the way that with the brewer and that than the goth. [01:31:03] Speaker D: Well Sting was my favorite growing up. Can you tell? [01:31:09] Speaker C: For the folks at home who can't see, Silent is a stone cold goth hottie. [01:31:14] Speaker A: Absolutely 100% black lip blackwing guy. [01:31:18] Speaker B: In retrospect though, I wonder why they watch the Crow and were like, sting should be the crow. And then we're just gonna paint his face just one white. Just white, nothing else. And we'll see a little bit of black accents. Is like, that's the crow, right? [01:31:35] Speaker E: I mean, legally distinct. [01:31:38] Speaker D: Legally distinct. [01:31:39] Speaker B: Gotta be legally. I mean, I guess. [01:31:42] Speaker C: Well, until eventually. Yeah. Then eventually the guy who created the crow is like, I see what you're doing. Just you're making it look bad. Can you just do the makeup? And then they, they fixed it. [01:31:54] Speaker D: Speaking of Sting, I believe. I don't know if it's 1996 or 1990. I think it's 1996. Yeah, 1996. We should get the nitro debut of Jumping Jeff Farmer. [01:32:09] Speaker C: The greatest promo in the business. Yeah. [01:32:13] Speaker D: In the business. [01:32:14] Speaker E: Given Hampter's reactive reaction to that. That is what I've been looking forward to for months is like this next like stretch of shows with everything that is going on in WCW especially. And just getting to see somebody experience that for the first time 30 years later is like really just like, I cannot wait. It's gonna be so fun. [01:32:43] Speaker A: I should thank my mom for stealing me in a time capsule when I was born and just releasing me out into the world in 2002. [01:32:51] Speaker E: Thank you, Hampton's mom. Her in the little like play place thing. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Chamber. [01:32:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:58] Speaker C: You will grow up to be the. [01:33:00] Speaker A: Best Hampter genetically engineered to be. [01:33:05] Speaker B: Just like. And then like just one of those balls. Those rodent balls. [01:33:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, wizard. [01:33:11] Speaker A: You can run and. [01:33:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can run. We'll put food in there. But like, you will never experience the outside world until now. [01:33:19] Speaker C: That's how you became the ultimate. Yeah, that's how he became ultimate. Hamper is training. [01:33:25] Speaker E: We finally broke free from your cage, Bruh. [01:33:31] Speaker A: Experience in 1996 for the first time is a 40 year old. [01:33:40] Speaker C: A. All right, we have a few more. Well, we have one more on here. So I think someone added favorite storyline so far. And I feel like this will probably be our last actual wrestling related question. So. Favorite storyline so far. I, I'm gonna, I, I'm just gonna say right now because I, I want to get out of the way. And like, I was kind of amazed at it because I didn't like it at first and then I wanted it to stop. But then as it kept going, it got better. Better. I, I love Hot Dog Boy Lex and. And Golden Retriever Puppy Boyfriend. Sting. Tag team. Yeah. And the Luger healing them. The victory behind his own partner's back repeatedly delights Me so much. And Sting just being confused. Confused. Like what? Yeah, we won. [01:34:46] Speaker B: I love them. They're like the most perfect himbo couple that has ever lived. [01:34:54] Speaker A: They're pretty great. [01:34:55] Speaker B: They're. They have a single brain cell between them, and it says, I love you, Lex. I love you, Sting. Let's be tag team champions. [01:35:07] Speaker E: And forever. [01:35:09] Speaker A: Forever. [01:35:10] Speaker B: Forever. [01:35:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:11] Speaker A: They're still friends. He stuck his thing stuck with him all through the. Ms. Elizabeth. Or the. Not Ms. Elizabeth, but the woman thing. And. Yeah, his addiction. [01:35:22] Speaker C: No, the Miss Elizabeth thing. [01:35:24] Speaker A: Right. Miss Elizabeth. [01:35:25] Speaker D: Sorry, Woman was. [01:35:29] Speaker C: Oh. [01:35:30] Speaker A: Oh, damn. Oh. [01:35:35] Speaker E: Hold on. [01:35:35] Speaker C: On hold. Oh. Oh, really? Thank you. Okay. [01:35:41] Speaker E: Yay. The Beno horn. [01:35:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, God. [01:35:46] Speaker D: That's another thing. That's another thing for me to look forward to for the next year. We get to see Kevin Sullivan book his own divorce. [01:35:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:53] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:35:54] Speaker C: Subsequently book the murder of woman. Wow. Which is really awful. But that's. That's the storyline we have to look forward to. Anyone else have a favorite storyline. [01:36:10] Speaker B: To book her own fetish on television? [01:36:14] Speaker A: What if I. [01:36:15] Speaker E: That's probably the dream, isn't it? [01:36:17] Speaker B: It's gotta be the dream if you're, like, really into that. [01:36:21] Speaker A: I mean, for Kevin Sullivan, it was. [01:36:23] Speaker B: Apparently, it was just. [01:36:26] Speaker A: If you will. If you will it. [01:36:29] Speaker B: Shout out Kevin Sullivan and his eyebrows. Yeah, I don't. I don't think he quite deserves all, like. [01:36:36] Speaker E: If I remember correctly, RIP Kevin Sullivan, too. [01:36:41] Speaker C: Yeah, I remember, actually. [01:36:42] Speaker B: I think we had to look at that. He was alive or not. [01:36:45] Speaker C: Yeah. No, and then he. Oh, my God. Then he died. [01:36:49] Speaker E: So we are. [01:36:50] Speaker B: We are the Death Note Pod. [01:36:53] Speaker A: It is grass. [01:36:54] Speaker C: I need to be. I didn't know I had this power. I gotta be careful with how. Who I decide is dead. Jesus. [01:37:05] Speaker B: Alive. Unless they're dead. [01:37:07] Speaker C: Yeah. There you go. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. But also, I'm not you, Kevin Sullivan. You were abusive to woman, too. You, I have a problem with. Boston. Okay. Boston Bob with the Amanda Palmer eyebrows. All right, We. We're gonna. We're gonna move on. I put out a call to the NGL to get some anonymous questions. We got three. Yeah. [01:37:38] Speaker E: All right, we're gonna do these. [01:37:40] Speaker B: Zero. [01:37:41] Speaker C: Yeah, we're. We're gonna do these. This is the lightning round. All right. [01:37:45] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [01:37:46] Speaker C: So we'll start with hampter. Go down the line. Go to hot dog. Order. Order. Go. [01:37:53] Speaker A: Okay, this. See the. This is a Costco hot dog. Number one. This is relish. This is mustard. This is ketchup. Unless we're at, like, Super Dogs, then I'm getting a polish, which is barbecue sauce, some onions, pickles, and I know from. I live in Chicago, so. [01:38:13] Speaker C: Yeah, I was gonna say you have options here. Holy Erica, how about you? [01:38:19] Speaker B: We don't really. I just make my own brats. [01:38:23] Speaker C: Yeah, there you go. [01:38:26] Speaker A: What do you put on them? [01:38:27] Speaker B: It's like I'm gonna. I don't know, whatever. I feel like brats. [01:38:31] Speaker C: Oh, it's brats. It's hot bread. [01:38:32] Speaker B: Summer usually barbecue sauce. Because I don't give a hot dog. [01:38:37] Speaker C: There you go. [01:38:38] Speaker B: I mean, like, I'm an adult. I don't order hot dogs. [01:38:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:38:45] Speaker A: I took it straight. [01:38:48] Speaker B: Healing on hot dogs. [01:38:50] Speaker A: Damn. [01:38:52] Speaker C: Okay, well, all right, Piper, what's your hot dog order? [01:38:56] Speaker A: Yeah, floor horse, people. [01:39:00] Speaker E: First off, rude. Second off, if we're just making it here, just put some ketchup on the. That's it. That's all I need. Just some ketchup. [01:39:14] Speaker C: Ketchup. [01:39:14] Speaker E: Just some ketchup. [01:39:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:39:17] Speaker E: I mean, like, I will a chili dog up if that is enough. Oh, you know. No, you know what? The cookout, somebody made a hot dogs. Somebody made a sloppy joe on the hot dog. [01:39:28] Speaker C: There you go. [01:39:29] Speaker E: Some chips, cheese, can't beat it. [01:39:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Some raw onion. I'd put some raw onion on that if it's available. [01:39:34] Speaker C: Yeah, you're talking Coney dog now at this point. Yeah, that like cheese, chili, raw onion. There you go. Silent. I'm getting hungry. Just listen to these. How about you? [01:39:47] Speaker D: Despite residing in transsexual mecca Seattle, I don't go for the Seattle dog. [01:39:53] Speaker C: Really? [01:39:54] Speaker D: My food autism is such that I don't really do condiments. So for me, like, the main things I'm looking for is I want an all beef dog and I want it to have a good snap on it. I'll take it plain and then naturally I eat it the long way. [01:40:07] Speaker C: Naturally. [01:40:11] Speaker E: As macho man said, snap into a hot dog. [01:40:16] Speaker B: Actually, I'm gonna have to agree on the all beef. Like, yeah, pork. If it's mixed, I don't want it. But if it's all beef, I will eat that. [01:40:24] Speaker C: There you go. Well, silent, I. I will do it for you because I will say the greatest thing I ever put in my mouth on the streets of Capitol Hill in Seattle was a trans. No, it was a. A street dog with some cream cheese and. And bacon and. And. And chives on top and. Holy. That's the heck. That's how those. That. Yeah, that sounds good as it is so good. And they cooked it over like an open flame on the floor. Street And I was okay. [01:41:03] Speaker E: Wasted is a drive to Seattle. Sorry. [01:41:09] Speaker C: The food in Seattle does not around. [01:41:12] Speaker B: To make it easier. It's like a three day train ride from here. [01:41:14] Speaker E: Yeah, not too bad. [01:41:16] Speaker B: I thought about. [01:41:16] Speaker C: But yeah, that's. That's a Seattle dog. And that is absolutely like if I have a choice, that is what I will get now like I'm. That is a hearty dog. So my general hot dog order is. Is almost the Chicago. Basically it's a Chicago style minus the tomatoes. [01:41:38] Speaker A: Oh yeah. That's fair that I don't like tomatoes on it. [01:41:41] Speaker C: Yeah. And. And. And usually minus the celery salt because that's not something we keep on hand. But let's be fair. It's not Chicago style. They got a celery salt. I got family from around there. I know what's up. [01:41:54] Speaker A: It's a. We gotta. They didn't see they need to send you some celery to keep. [01:41:58] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. So we got a couple more here. What's been the best mullet on either show? [01:42:07] Speaker E: Barry Horowitz. [01:42:08] Speaker C: Barry Horowitz is up there. Yeah. Who else got. I'm trying to think here. [01:42:14] Speaker A: Doesn't booty man have like a pretty gnarly booty man? [01:42:17] Speaker C: Oh no. [01:42:18] Speaker B: I'm not gonna give him any credit at all. [01:42:23] Speaker E: Good answer. [01:42:24] Speaker C: Good answer. [01:42:30] Speaker B: No. I'll tell you who had the best mullet. It's Kensuke Sasaki. [01:42:34] Speaker C: Yeah. Good mullet. [01:42:37] Speaker B: He had a bomb ass. Mullet. [01:42:42] Speaker C: Mullet. [01:42:44] Speaker B: Take that. I would let that mullet buy me a drink. And me. [01:42:49] Speaker C: He's our biggest boy. [01:42:50] Speaker D: One of them, Scotty Steiner was rocking a pretty good moment. [01:42:55] Speaker A: One of the Steiner brothers. The M stands for. [01:42:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:02] Speaker D: Hey. He comes from a highly. What is it? A highly educated university. [01:43:11] Speaker C: Whereas I will have to give it to the only mullet that we know for sure has a body. The. The captain of team Tassels, the Marty Janetti mullet is right. That is a thing of beauty. At this point though, it. I feel like it started as the mullet and now it's starting to fill in. But I'm counting it. I'm counting it. The final of of these lightning questions. Favorite Pepe Costa costume. I didn't think of this. [01:43:45] Speaker E: Did he have a little football helmet the one time? [01:43:47] Speaker C: You damn right he had a little football helmet. [01:43:50] Speaker E: It's that. [01:43:51] Speaker B: It's that I mostly remember Super Pepe. [01:43:54] Speaker C: Super Pepe was very good. Yes. [01:43:56] Speaker B: But I was very scared for him at that point because manga was like flying him around and he looked very scared and I was Worried for Pepe. [01:44:06] Speaker C: I, for one, loved Leather Daddy Pepe, which is. I think he thought he was going for biker, but that's not what it was going for. [01:44:19] Speaker A: I. There's a Tumblr dedicated to Pepe costume. [01:44:26] Speaker C: Holy. Of course there is. Yeah, yeah. [01:44:32] Speaker A: He has a. A cowboy fit that I'm gonna have to go with. [01:44:37] Speaker B: I think I remember Cowboy Pepe. [01:44:39] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:44:41] Speaker B: These are the real rare Pepes that people should be talking about. [01:44:44] Speaker C: Yes. [01:44:48] Speaker D: All right. I do think that's incredible. [01:44:50] Speaker C: Oh, is. Wait. [01:44:52] Speaker D: Silent Bandito Pepe does feel like Bandito Pepe. [01:44:58] Speaker C: Oh, my God, yes. Bandito pepe absolutely wins 100. [01:45:04] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:45:05] Speaker B: I'd give him my wallet. [01:45:07] Speaker C: I would give him my wallet. That's amazing. All right, well, that's all the NGL questions. Wait, no, it's not. Anyone who has ever used ngl, you know that they want you to come back, so they will send you their own questions as though they are other people. Now, up until recently, they wouldn't make it clear that this was the computer sending you these questions. So let's see what. What. What all these people want to know. Pretty sure someone got a thing for you. Cool. Not a question. Who you trying to get with? Anyone? Me? A living wage. [01:45:52] Speaker D: You make me silent. [01:45:53] Speaker B: Go with a. A word. Working visa in Japan again? That's what I'm trying to get with. [01:45:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that'd be pretty solid stuff. Yeah. [01:46:00] Speaker B: Then I can actually, you know, girlfriend. [01:46:03] Speaker D: Oh, I'm trying to get with one of those Shenzo Abe doohickeys. [01:46:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:46:07] Speaker B: Oh, gosh, don't get me started on that. I was. I was sitting in the teacher's lounge when that happened. [01:46:18] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:46:19] Speaker B: In Japan. And I had to go up to the vice principal of the school and be like, guess what just happened, buddy? And he was like, oh, what a pig. Because you know what? Japan thought it was great, too. Nobody really gave a. [01:46:42] Speaker A: Shinto. Criticizes the decreasing population of Japan, Diesel. [01:46:55] Speaker B: Since two really shitty face masks to every house in the country. Everybody's like, you suck, bro. Get out. We're sick of. [01:47:03] Speaker C: So they also want to know, who do we miss right now? And manga. Yeah, I miss Mongo and Pepe. [01:47:11] Speaker B: I miss Pepe. [01:47:12] Speaker C: I miss Pepe. Yeah, I miss Mago. I miss. No, I'm. I'm gonna say it, God damn it. I miss Mongo on commentary. No, you God. Yeah, the man had a hell. But it's okay. We got Kenny Omega now. Kenny Omega ain't killed nobody that we know of. Give it time. [01:47:41] Speaker B: Killed Kota Ibushi's. Butthole a couple times. [01:47:48] Speaker E: Can you blame him? [01:47:49] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. [01:47:50] Speaker B: Nope, nope. [01:47:51] Speaker C: Piper, Piper. Are we gonna get a strike on that? [01:47:53] Speaker E: No, no, not on this episode. [01:47:57] Speaker C: Oh, wow. Wait, we've been going strike whist this whole time? [01:48:05] Speaker B: Fujoshi. But not like. [01:48:10] Speaker E: Sorry, sorry. I don't make the rules broken. [01:48:14] Speaker C: Me. Yeah, right. Yes, I do. Oh, my God. All right, so I, I, I. I'm running. I'm running out of steam here. Single or. Nah. Any plans for tomorrow? Are any. All taken? I don't care. We're all taken. I'm taken with all of you. [01:48:31] Speaker E: That's so kind. [01:48:32] Speaker C: Thanks. Oh, my. Wait, wait, it's a. Oh, my God. Damn it, y' all. Hampter. All right, folks. All right. I got. There's a meme. That's the Pepe McMichael. A little cowboy hat. It always has been. All right. Okay. It's a visual medium. I'll put it in the notes or something. Folks, we did it. We cute. We queued as. We've been here for way too long, queuing A's. But thank you for doing this with me. For a year. This has been wild and weird and. Yeah, people still listen. It's strange. It doesn't. It doesn't make money yet, but that maybe someday, who knows? Help everyone. Patreon.comffpod so we can send 20. 20. Everyone on this call has 20 bucks coming to them. Yes, the five. Five to six horse people. [01:49:41] Speaker B: That's what it's saying. It's the bird is saying. [01:49:45] Speaker E: There you go. [01:49:47] Speaker C: Holy. We did it. So, yes, that's it. That's the end of year one, and all y' all are here hardcore for year two. Literally. Yeah, you could be here. I don't. I don't have. I don't have to do it by myself no more. No, I'll be alone anymore. I just don't want to be alone anymore. Maybe that's why I've cloned people in the basement. I mean, so that's. [01:50:14] Speaker B: That raises a good point. How can you afford to clone and then trans wrestlers in the basement, but you can't give us 20 bucks? [01:50:22] Speaker A: Well, that's the show, folks. [01:50:25] Speaker C: We're gonna be. Thank you. [01:50:28] Speaker B: Doing this. [01:50:29] Speaker A: Code Code yellow. Code yellow. [01:50:34] Speaker B: The hampter. [01:50:36] Speaker A: Erica's room falls asleep. [01:50:42] Speaker C: Release Matrix next week. Bugs. Matrix. We'll see. No, that was awesome. Thank y' all, though. Thank y' all for listening, y' all for being here. Thank you all just for continuing to. To indulge us and making weird And. And. And. Yeah. Turning our hobby into a thing we can force on other people. [01:51:05] Speaker A: Making it your problem. [01:51:07] Speaker C: Making it your problem. Precisely. So, until next time, thank you again. I have continued to be Garrett Taylor with my five to six horse people. Hampter, say goodbye. Hampter, goodbye. Goodbye. Erica, say goodbye. [01:51:25] Speaker D: Silent goodbye and good bite. [01:51:29] Speaker B: Damn. [01:51:30] Speaker C: Ah, the breast of sprout machine. Piper, say adios, guy. [01:51:35] Speaker E: Adios. Get out of here. [01:51:36] Speaker C: Yay. See? I could switch up. Bye, folks. Thank you. We'll see you next time on more Monday Night Fake. Do I have to? [01:51:54] Speaker B: Yes, you have to. [01:51:56] Speaker C: I mean, you two could have just asked. [01:51:58] Speaker E: And to make sure you don't weasel your way out of this one, you ain't going nowhere. [01:52:09] Speaker B: Y' all know who we are, but you don't know why we're here. [01:52:15] Speaker E: Roll the tape, moneybags. [01:52:16] Speaker C: Oh, geez. The following announcement has been paid for by fno. [01:52:29] Speaker B: They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. [01:52:33] Speaker E: So I guess it's out with the old and in with the new dogs. [01:52:37] Speaker B: See, the folks are tired of all this misunderstand nostalgia crap. [01:52:41] Speaker E: Chileonaire Taylor just can't let it go. [01:52:44] Speaker B: The people want something fresh, something new. [01:52:51] Speaker E: And it's time to give it to them. Get ready for Wednesday Night Fake Fights. [01:52:58] Speaker B: Brought to you by the fno, the Friday Night Oddcast. [01:53:03] Speaker E: It's weekly recaps, catch up, goofs and graps about all things aew Jillionaire. [01:53:10] Speaker B: Taylor over here keeps all the Russell Bucks for themselves, but we've got ourselves a little insurance policy. [01:53:17] Speaker E: Find out what or who it is on June 27 for the premiere of Wednesday Night Fake Fights, the hot new. [01:53:28] Speaker B: Thing covered by a few hot things. [01:53:30] Speaker E: We're here and ready to keep things bizarre. [01:53:35] Speaker B: Stick that in the funny pages or whatever it is they say. All right, let's. Let's get out of here.