WednesGay Night Fake Fights

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the Earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed. And lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo, did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Welcome back to Wednesday night fake folks fights. It is I. It's ella taylor. And I got big hit of weed in my mouth. And we're here to talk about. Not aew dynamite, You Tony K. Well, [00:01:15] Speaker A: I mean, I don't think anybody's gonna be surprised by that if they see whatever is in the thumbnail this week. [00:01:21] Speaker B: Tommy Choppers, I hope you murdered that alleged rapist. [00:01:25] Speaker A: He did. [00:01:27] Speaker B: I don't know. You look like you got real close with one of those moves. Oh, Jesus. That psycho driller. Oh, my God. [00:01:33] Speaker A: That was Safe as Houses. I haven't watched it. I saw the spot. [00:01:40] Speaker B: That was safe as houses. [00:01:41] Speaker A: It was safest Houses. That's bad. As safe as. You could do that bump. [00:01:45] Speaker B: Yeah, but that little piece of shit's head bounced. It was so. [00:01:49] Speaker A: That doesn't kill him. [00:01:51] Speaker B: So, anyways, we're not here. Yeah. Yeah. So we're not. We're not here to talk about that. [00:01:57] Speaker A: We're here to talk about Hulk Hogan's fentanyl addiction. Apparently. [00:02:03] Speaker C: Oh, wait, really? [00:02:05] Speaker A: Yeah, apparently. That's just a documentary about him. By the way. Erica Warren's here. What's up? [00:02:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say wrestle. Queers. Introduce yourself. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Erica, words. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. Yes. Party people. Hey, yo. A soy. I have the saddle. [00:02:19] Speaker C: Ah, my. I'm coming in today. The rolling griddle with flapjacks on it, and I'm flipping pancakes. Some of them are landing in the griddle, some of them aren't. But I gestured to the left and I got syrup spurts out of the pyro. And then to the right, a mixture of syrup and nacho cheese. [00:02:46] Speaker A: What a heel. What a heel. I was so excited about that. Like, here comes the butter. No, no. [00:02:57] Speaker C: Well, it was bud. It's budget constraints. [00:02:59] Speaker A: Okay. All right. [00:03:00] Speaker C: Really? [00:03:01] Speaker A: They forgot that. [00:03:02] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:03:03] Speaker A: They forgot to flush the one pyro thing. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:10] Speaker C: Sir prices out here. Wild in. They'd be wild in. [00:03:15] Speaker B: I just lead over to the fire. The pyro clones. It's just two clones of me. I'm like, you didn't clean it out, did you? You didn't run the tab? God damn it. [00:03:24] Speaker C: No. Son of a. Yeah, they're just hella clones. [00:03:30] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Makes it actually more horrific. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Oh, that's where the number one trans body horror wrestling podcast. And we're here to talk about. Not dynamite. We're here to talk about big, large, very gay brunch. Let's go. Eleven, I guess. [00:03:52] Speaker A: Eleven. Yes. The 11th. The 11th edition. [00:03:54] Speaker C: That's my pancakes. [00:03:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why. That's the pancakes for. For brunch. [00:03:59] Speaker B: Yeah, for brunch. [00:04:00] Speaker A: Yay. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Oh, nacho cheesecake. [00:04:03] Speaker A: It's for brunch. [00:04:04] Speaker B: There is mine. Benjamin. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Sorry. So, yeah, we're talking about big gay brunch because we kind of felt like we weren't happy with last week, obviously, and it didn't feel terribly good talking about dynamite this week. And frankly, I haven't even watched it yet. I've seen some clips. So we got together and we said, hey, let's. Let's. Let's do brunch. [00:04:28] Speaker C: Let's do. [00:04:29] Speaker B: Bro, you guys want to do brunch? [00:04:30] Speaker A: Let's do brunch. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Let's do brunch. I could do brunch. [00:04:32] Speaker A: Let's do some gay little brunch. God. [00:04:35] Speaker B: And then after this, we'll all have a big nap, just together. [00:04:41] Speaker C: Get mimosas. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Mimosas. And listen to some Taylor Swift. I don't know what else. I don't know what you do at brunch. [00:04:47] Speaker B: I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. [00:04:50] Speaker A: The last time I went to brunch, like, was like two years ago, and I got Eggs Betty in some really overly fancy place in New York City. [00:04:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that's pretty much it. A lot of. Yeah, a lot of mimosas with, like, pineapple juice, orange juice, etc. You have like a Bloody Mary's, of course. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say, you know, your girl used to be a highly functioning alcoholic. So most of my memories at brunch are just being the most hungover I've ever been in my entire life. And. And German potatoes. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah, this is nice. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Yeah, very good, Very good. [00:05:27] Speaker A: But like, yeah, a good. A good eggs Benny with, like, when the hollandaise is just like, oh, no, you keep. You can't have a shit. [00:05:33] Speaker B: You keep saying eggs Benny. And I, like, haven't really had dinner yet and like, God, I like a good skillet or. [00:05:41] Speaker C: Or French toast or like even. [00:05:44] Speaker A: Not even brunch. Just breakfast for dinner is all. [00:05:47] Speaker B: Oh, I haven't done it for so long. [00:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah, make up some pancakes or some waffles. It's good. God damn. [00:05:54] Speaker B: Make it. [00:05:55] Speaker C: Make a pancakes [00:05:57] Speaker B: pancake. Bacon pancake. [00:06:00] Speaker C: Oh, I love chizo and eggs with tortillas. Oh, let's go. Refried beans in there. [00:06:06] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [00:06:07] Speaker C: Get some rice. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Oh, some. Oh, no. [00:06:12] Speaker A: That was actually like one of the first dates me and my partner did was like, we just like, let's make breakfast burritos. Breakfast burritos at like three in the afternoon. [00:06:27] Speaker B: Fun date idea. All right, so if anyone listening is in the Twin Cities metro and has a crush on me. Fun date idea. Let me know if you want to make breakfast burrito sometime because. Holy. That sounds amazing. Let's go. [00:06:41] Speaker A: It was. Yeah. All right. So, yeah, big gay break. [00:06:44] Speaker B: Wait, did I just. Did I just blanket ask out a bunch of queers in my area that may or may not be listening to show? [00:06:51] Speaker C: Queers in your area is looking for brunch. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Queers in my area looking for brunch [00:06:57] Speaker A: are looking for brunch. I wouldn't mind. [00:06:59] Speaker B: This is the most Effie episode already. Like. Like, you tell me this is true. You tell me the host is just blatant. [00:07:10] Speaker A: So just like, set the scene. If you have not seen Effie's an edition of Effie's Big Gay Brunch, it is essentially being. Bringing Pride to like, WrestleMania weekend. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:07:22] Speaker A: That's what it is. And like. [00:07:25] Speaker B: And not like corporate pride either. [00:07:27] Speaker A: No, no, no. It's India's like, this is India's. Like, there. There's some con. There's at least one contracted wrestler on this. Yeah, but, like, yeah, he had to [00:07:40] Speaker B: promise not to suck a dick in the ring. He had to promise his employer he wouldn't do it. [00:07:47] Speaker C: Dude, it'd be so funny. [00:07:51] Speaker A: But yeah, it's. It's just like everybody gets like, glammed up. Everybody gets like some great. Like, everybody gets out new gear. It's just a blast. Like drag queens everywhere. It's great. I am not surrendering this. This week, though, it's Cryptid of the week time. [00:08:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:08] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:08:11] Speaker A: So we're not covering dynamite. What? What's that? [00:08:14] Speaker C: What's the What's. Yeah, I was very excited about. There's the Las Vegas. [00:08:18] Speaker A: Las Vegas. I don't want to talk about Las Vegas Cryptids because it's mostly like that whole scene in there is kind of dominated by a bunch of CHUD UFO guys. They suck. So. But. Aw was in Oregon. So the. The Cryptid of the week is Bat Squatch. I said it Last week, it's Bat Squatch. Bat Squatch is Bigfoot with giant bat wings growing out of its back. It apparently came out of Mount St. Helen up in Washington after that erupted in 1980. It got hit by a truck in Oregon in 1998. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Did the truck survive? [00:08:59] Speaker A: Well, they don't have a Bat Squatch, so I assume the truck did not survive. At least Bat Squatch did. Yeah, it's like, all over the Pacific Northwest. It's goofy. It's fun. There's an IPA beer named Bat Squatch that probably sucks because it's an ipa, but hey, yeah, those are. [00:09:18] Speaker B: I know what. [00:09:19] Speaker A: I'm no choir type. [00:09:20] Speaker B: I'm no longer a functioning alcoholic. But when I was, I liked me and ipa. I like me a double ipa even. [00:09:28] Speaker A: I like beers that don't taste like earwax. [00:09:32] Speaker B: You are mean. [00:09:34] Speaker A: I am [00:09:38] Speaker C: Slams. But not incorrect. [00:09:41] Speaker A: This was. This. This event took place in the Horseshoe Casino. Horseshoe Casino. I guess that's what it was. They kept saying the Horseshoe all weekend is part of GCW's Collective for Man weekend. [00:09:55] Speaker B: It's the gay show. They're like, you're the gay show. And they're like, this is gcw. It's all the gay show, guys. [00:10:02] Speaker A: It's all the gay. Yeah. So commentary is Va Scott. [00:10:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:08] Speaker A: Who here knows who Va Scott is? [00:10:10] Speaker B: Des. Des be Ball's wifey type. [00:10:13] Speaker A: Yes. [00:10:13] Speaker B: And also a badass woman commentator, former wrestler who should be, like, all the time commentator on. On all the time on tv. I love her. [00:10:25] Speaker C: Beta. [00:10:26] Speaker B: Beta Scott. [00:10:27] Speaker A: Yeah. They are married to speedball. They are, like, the most adorable NB couple in all of our. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Yes. Yes, Chris. Nicely. [00:10:37] Speaker C: It makes me so happy for them. [00:10:38] Speaker B: I didn't realize that Vader was also non binary. I am so sorry. [00:10:44] Speaker A: I think, like, speedball, they, like, do all of them. [00:10:47] Speaker B: All right, cool. [00:10:48] Speaker A: But that's that. I will apologize in advance. I try to note everybody's pronouns. [00:10:55] Speaker B: Oh, this is pro. This has got to be. [00:10:57] Speaker A: This is like. This is. This can be very confusing. But this is why to Scott on commentary is good because they never miss. [00:11:05] Speaker B: Yeah. No Shivani from Veda. Let's go. Not girl. Let's go human. Hey, it kind of works, though. [00:11:17] Speaker C: Okay. [00:11:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh. Oh. Hampter. [00:11:23] Speaker B: Hampter. [00:11:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. They're instant. [00:11:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, that. They are. They are two unbelievably pretty human beings. It's. It's. It's. It's kind of gross. Yeah. [00:11:37] Speaker A: So they. They. They bring us into the show with a. Oh, my God. [00:11:43] Speaker B: This They. [00:11:44] Speaker A: They nail their hype videos for big gay brunch every year. And this year they had a cover of Everlong. [00:11:52] Speaker B: You know what it was? It was giving me old school ECW vibes and in like, the right way, like, it was like, oh, this is like the good part. [00:12:01] Speaker A: But yeah, it's just like, like, you know, like, here's big gay brunch. And like, I'll say up front, this is not a show that you go into being like, I'm going to be hypercritical of all of the matches. It is like, go. It's because it's pride. You're there to have fun. [00:12:18] Speaker B: Yeah. No, we're here to have a good time and. And. And kiss everybody. Everyone. [00:12:24] Speaker C: So much smooching. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Oh, the smoochums was so good. Yeah. No, this is where we're at. [00:12:33] Speaker A: So, yeah, we come to the ring and we've got. In the ring, we've got our ring announcer, Amy Rose. Val Capone, who is dressed as he man. And Pollo Del Mar. [00:12:43] Speaker B: Hell yeah. [00:12:45] Speaker A: Very cool. And they welcome us to. They welcome Cosmo. I have no idea who Cosmo is. Apparently she is famous. [00:12:58] Speaker B: She is. Capacity is who she is because, oh, my God, ever I was obsessed. I was obsessed with her from the get go. Unreal. Unfucking. Just like, what a queen. Holy. [00:13:12] Speaker A: I was just like, I'm probably supposed to know who you are, but I don't. [00:13:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:17] Speaker A: Wow. [00:13:18] Speaker B: I need. I said it on Blue Sky. I need a clueless drag queen on commentary at every show. [00:13:26] Speaker C: Yeah. She was such a dislike. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:13:31] Speaker A: Yeah, she got the first. [00:13:33] Speaker C: And designer. [00:13:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, she's a designer. Apparently she's got some. She got something to do with fashion. She has a bunch of stores. Yeah, I think like Queen. Queen of Melrose, they call her. So I guess that's the thing. I know that she got the first and probably only ever chant for sobriety at professional wrestling show. [00:13:52] Speaker B: That. No, that was pretty wild. [00:13:54] Speaker C: Fantastic. [00:13:55] Speaker B: No, that was good. That. That pleased me. [00:13:58] Speaker C: My heart happy. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Especially given the, you know, the Effie of it all, too. [00:14:02] Speaker A: So, like, yes, Effie was there. [00:14:05] Speaker B: Effie being Cal. I'm pretty sure Effie's still Cali. Sober. They had to quit the. He had to quit weed for a while because of court order, but I don't think that was of his own volition. I don't know if he ever went back. [00:14:18] Speaker A: I mean, he still goes to LA quite a bit with gcw, so. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that makes sense. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Anyway, are you ready, guys? Ready to party then let's go. [00:14:27] Speaker B: I am so. [00:14:30] Speaker C: Are you ready? [00:14:31] Speaker A: For my content. [00:14:35] Speaker C: She was so good. I was like, fuck this. [00:14:38] Speaker A: I could not love her more. And she will be back multiple times. All right, first match of the night. [00:14:46] Speaker B: Ruled and had local favorite. Yes. [00:14:50] Speaker A: Local Lucha, Lucha Tag rules. Team Havoc. Brooke Havoc, Hunter Gallagher, Monomoth, Anton Voorhees and Gabby Forza versus Team Dixon of Billy Dixon, Devon Monroe. K to Murray, Jordan Blade, and Jai Vidal. [00:15:07] Speaker C: But Gabby Forza is known as Know Me the Hulu, which is interesting. [00:15:15] Speaker A: And she brought gnome hats for everyone on her team. [00:15:22] Speaker C: They all put them on, too. It was great. [00:15:24] Speaker A: I would be remiss to not mention that Team Havoc was sung to the ring by Becca. [00:15:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:33] Speaker B: International superstar. [00:15:34] Speaker A: International superstar Becca. She was on Aw. Getting squashed by Megan Bain recently. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I think that sounds like a Megan Bain squad. [00:15:44] Speaker A: She lost the three in her name to. To Dark Chic for a little while, but I guess she went it back. Or maybe she just has the three in aew, not. Aw. Gcw. God damn it. I'm gonna do that all night. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:15:57] Speaker C: they're very close. [00:15:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they're ww. [00:16:01] Speaker B: I really loved, like, they're hampter close. I love the whole Team Havoc, like, really very much. But unfortunately, I had to root for Devon Monroe because that's. That's first wrestling champion. Former. I don't think. I don't think that he's gotten the belt back yet. But I was like, oh, local. All right, well, that's who I'm rooting for. [00:16:25] Speaker A: I was rooting for everybody because I kind of knew everyone. Ex, I guess. Jai Vidal and Hunter Galloway Gallagher were the only people I wasn't really familiar with at all. Yeah, this is kind of. This was. [00:16:38] Speaker B: These people. [00:16:39] Speaker A: This was like. This had a lot of. What's it called? Slam Town flavor to it because you had Brooke, Anton, and Keita in it. [00:16:48] Speaker B: Anton. I really liked Anton Anton. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Yeah. The. The what they call him the hoe with the dump truck or something. That's his gimmick, is he has a big ass, which he does. He does. [00:17:05] Speaker B: There's nothing gets that you can. You can buy that gimmick to the big leagues, baby. Come on. [00:17:10] Speaker C: Keita Murray was in. His entire gimmick was ejaculation. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Oh, that's the Gooner. Oh, yeah. [00:17:20] Speaker C: Yeah, that was the Gooner. I was like, that's incredible. [00:17:24] Speaker B: It made me so uncomfortable. It was great. [00:17:28] Speaker A: And he's really good, too, but, like, he's just like. He's just like. That's what that's what he does. All right, so like, we'll go. Let's go into slam town territory for a second. So Slam. [00:17:41] Speaker C: Yeah. What is. Is that another. Is that another [00:17:46] Speaker A: rules? [00:17:46] Speaker B: All right, I'll be right back. You explain Slam Town. [00:17:48] Speaker A: All right. Slam town. Dark chic book Slam Town. Okay, so that's kind of like. It's kind of like its own universe sort of thing. Oh, so like there's a wrestler there whose name is Dave Reckoning. Right. And he's like, got a BDSM thing going. He wears like a chain. He was like a chainmail mask over his head. And he's got like two girls who whip him who are called the Chain Maidens. But. All right, so Keita stole one of the Chain Maidens. He hypnotized her with his sexy dancing. So like that. So like that's. That's how K to Murray rolls with his jacking off powers. [00:18:30] Speaker C: Incredible. Riz or Jizz? [00:18:34] Speaker A: I guess Jizz. Riz. I don't know how it goes. It's so much fun. I love the indies. I don't care what people say. The Indies are fun. And this was like a lot of proof of it. Jordan Blade, probably fit of the night. Yes. She looked incredible. Like, I was incredibly normal about her for the minute. She came out in that blazer. [00:19:00] Speaker C: Yeah. I. And. And then in this slippers. I was like, oh, I guess they're loafers. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Whatever it was, it's like, damn. [00:19:08] Speaker C: I was like, oh, no, daddy. Yeah, she gave it too. She totally gave it out to everyone. [00:19:18] Speaker A: You can't. You can't. [00:19:19] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't. The Nomi says how. [00:19:24] Speaker A: Nobody says no. See who else in this kind of ruled. I'm just a huge Monomoth fan. I know him from. He's from. I forget where in Southeast Asia he's from. He's either from Thailand. I think he's Thai. But like, I've watched a lot of Southeast Asian wrestling like the last few years, and he's all over the place. He's awesome. [00:19:50] Speaker B: That's fantastic. [00:19:52] Speaker A: Did not get to really show off a whole lot. But so what? [00:19:56] Speaker C: Everybody know who did 511? Anton 104. [00:20:01] Speaker B: Oh, I'll say. You know who did show off a lot? Anton Voorhees. Doing. I didn't. Wouldn't even have thought of like the. The. The moonsault twisting into the elbow drop. [00:20:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:20:17] Speaker B: Out of here. What? [00:20:20] Speaker A: The skyward sword. He's a big Zelda fan. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Oh, come on. Don't make. [00:20:25] Speaker A: He's got. Yeah, he had the triforce on his titty. [00:20:28] Speaker B: Oh, that's what I thought that was. Oh, I want to play with this bit. [00:20:34] Speaker C: Nicknames is according to Cage Match, his nickname is the link to the future. [00:20:40] Speaker B: Oh, love him. [00:20:42] Speaker C: Which is pretty cool. [00:20:44] Speaker B: And then he also did the. The, like springboard German off the apron into the pile. [00:20:50] Speaker A: That didn't quite work, but it was cool as it was like. Yeah, yeah, I. You tried your best and that was so cool. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:59] Speaker A: Right. [00:20:59] Speaker B: It was like, I see what you're going for. Could be better next time. But it was so cool. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Hunter Gallagher. I. He. He was just very attractive and kind of a dumb hoe about it. [00:21:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I love him. [00:21:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Brooke Havoc, the Emo queen. [00:21:21] Speaker B: Holy. [00:21:22] Speaker C: Loved her. [00:21:23] Speaker B: Jesus. [00:21:23] Speaker C: She had a great spike. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, she did that. The Kneeling ddt. Kneeling Tornado ddt. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Yeah. That was so cool. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:32] Speaker C: And I had never. I don't think I'd ever seen that. [00:21:34] Speaker B: That's what I mean. There was several. I've never seen that before. Is in this match for me. [00:21:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Brooke Brook's gon Really big. She's. She's very young. She's like 21 or 22. [00:21:46] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:21:47] Speaker A: I thought she was younger. [00:21:49] Speaker C: Sorry, I. I'm lit. I've just clicked on her name. [00:21:52] Speaker A: I. I think I'm getting confused because. I know. I don't think she's been wrestling a long time, but. Yeah, like, she, like, she's very in demand on the industry. Five years. Yeah. [00:22:01] Speaker C: Five years. Yeah. She apparently trained by Cody Rhodes in qt. [00:22:05] Speaker B: That tracks. So Nightmare Factory. [00:22:08] Speaker A: She's a nightmare factor. Yeah. [00:22:10] Speaker B: I. My exact thought was I would love to see her. Like, what? My exact thought watching her was, she needs to be a star, like, in the big leagues. And unfortunately, that means you should probably go to the Rapey Company because they actually will put her on tv. And that's the state of wrestling. Right. [00:22:34] Speaker A: Then she wouldn't get to wrestle as much anyway. [00:22:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Because there's a boy. The roster over there is bloated too, Even though they actually put their women on tv. [00:22:45] Speaker A: But for grocery. Heard about Mania. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Oh, oh, oh, there you go. Well, then also I could be behind because I don't watch that. All I know is I'm mad at you, Tony. We're back to this. One match a week if we're lucky. And that's gotta. Yeah, yeah. Cut that out. Look at all this talent. Like you. [00:23:09] Speaker A: All right, so anyway, the matches. The match goes to Team Dixon. Billy Dixon gets the pinfall. Yeah. [00:23:17] Speaker C: So is Billy. Quick question. I. Big like, my vibe from Billy Dixon was like, his is like. He is an homage factory to pre. Previous wrestlers. Like, he did the cena hand in the face and did something out like the Stunner. That was kind of my read on. I don't know if you're familiar with [00:23:41] Speaker A: it, so I've seen him most on the. It gets confusing because Enjoy Wrestling is Western pa, And Western pa, I think, is sometimes considered the Midwest, but it's not really the Midwest. It's still more Atlantic. [00:23:57] Speaker C: No. [00:23:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's really not. It depends on, like, what. [00:23:59] Speaker B: Hi, I'm from the mid. Yeah, we're from the Midwest, and we're telling you it's not the mid. [00:24:03] Speaker A: Some people think that is. But yeah, Billy. I've seen Billy a lot and enjoy wrestling, and he's okay. He does a lot of stuff. He does a lot of stuff. He's. I think he is. God, what is he now? Like, he. He's. He's retiring soon, and he's retiring because he is. I don't know. He's. He's. He's. [00:24:27] Speaker C: Is he. [00:24:28] Speaker A: He's gonna be like a politician or something. [00:24:31] Speaker B: Oh. [00:24:31] Speaker A: Oh, well, good for you. [00:24:33] Speaker B: Billy Dixon, he was. [00:24:35] Speaker A: He was working on getting legislation passed in D.C. or something, was my understanding. I forget it was somewhere on Twitter I saw it from. But I have not bothered to, like, look into it too deeply. [00:24:50] Speaker B: Sure. [00:24:50] Speaker A: But he's. He's cool. He's a big guy. [00:24:54] Speaker C: I loved him on commentary. [00:24:55] Speaker A: Yeah, he was. He was good on commentary. He won the match with the widow's peak, which, again, yeah. Hampton is an homage to Victoria. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Yep. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Old WWE wrestler. [00:25:08] Speaker B: Yep. [00:25:09] Speaker A: I don't think she's still active. She was great. She started as one of the Godfather's hoes. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Yep. [00:25:15] Speaker A: And then she became one of the best women's wrestlers of the generation. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, you know, that. That kept happening. You're going to see that happen a few times as you go along in your 90s journey. Hampter, where they get. They get hired. Because that's like, what happened with Sable and all them. They get hired. [00:25:40] Speaker C: They got Mark me, and then they [00:25:41] Speaker B: get hired to be pretty. And then, like, well, once she wrestled you. Yeah, well. But then, like, they, like. Well, what if they wrestle and then, like, Sable did, like, kind of was pretty all right at it for a bit, and it sold. So then they started. They. Oh, well, it made money so that now all of their girls have to have to start wrestling, even though they did not sign up to wrestle at all. And that's how you get, like, you know, a bunch of W, but out of that you get Victoria, you get Trish Stratus, who, like, it turns out, like a fish to water was just like, oh, my God, this lady's really good at this. It's like up the game for everyone. Yeah. Anyways, [00:26:28] Speaker C: so, yeah, super quick to go back to something much more positive. Billy Jackson, Paris's Bump in is a documentary that is about Paris is Bumping, which was Paris is Bumping. The, like, the infusion of queer culture into pro wrestling with it's ballroom culture. And in ringing action, which I noticed because I was like, I love. Was it that incorporated brag in like, voguing moves into their moveset. And I was just like, that was fantastic. [00:27:06] Speaker B: Oh, my God. No. Like this. So we wait. This is a documentary called Paris is Bumping. [00:27:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:13] Speaker B: I wanna. [00:27:14] Speaker C: It's Billy Dixon. [00:27:15] Speaker B: I wanna cry. I want to cry. [00:27:18] Speaker A: That. [00:27:19] Speaker B: That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. Like, that's the greatest. That's like. Like, so nearly four years after the [00:27:28] Speaker C: event, the original event of this series, which is Paris Is Bumping the story behind the event and its creator, creator Billy Dixon, is part of this. Is what, this documentary. [00:27:40] Speaker B: I had never heard that before, but, like, holy. [00:27:45] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Like, I know part of what he was doing when, like, he. Like I said, he was involved in some kind of legislation getting passed. And what the point of that was was to kind of like, help wrestlers get more money on the Indies is essentially what it boiled down to because there was like, a lot of weird rules that local governments put into wrestling because. And pretend that it's real, that are really bizarre. So, yeah, he's doing good stuff. And he's gonna probably do even more good stuff outside of wrestling. [00:28:22] Speaker B: Well, and you teamed with Devon Monroe, so I'm happy you won, Mr. Dixon. [00:28:28] Speaker A: I don't know if he was actually married to Sonny Kiss or kayfabe married to Sonny Kiss, but he was partners with Sonny Kiss and enjoy. They were coaching. [00:28:36] Speaker B: That would be a hell of a team, I tell you, but it was [00:28:41] Speaker A: a hell of a team. [00:28:44] Speaker C: She'll tell you. [00:28:45] Speaker A: Enjoy wrestling. It's on YouTube. You can look it up. All right, let's move on. Next match was the Hoss fight. Brick Savage versus Mad Dog Connolly. [00:28:56] Speaker C: My baby brain was blown continuously throughout this entire show because I was like, I wonder what the queers are gonna do. And I was like, there's so much blood. [00:29:11] Speaker A: What's queer than a horror show? [00:29:15] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:29:16] Speaker C: This. Yeah, it's True. [00:29:18] Speaker A: This. [00:29:19] Speaker C: God, this was the sick man. [00:29:20] Speaker A: This is probably like I said, like at the top of this, like we don't. You don't go into big gay brunch expecting like five star classics. But like this was like the best match of the entire weekend probably. [00:29:33] Speaker B: This is pretty sick. I mean the main event here was also pretty good. But this was, this was wild. This was wild. [00:29:41] Speaker A: This was insane. This was so good. This was like. This was easily my favorite. There were people that were live at it, like posting on Blue sky. Just like go out of your way to watch this match. Like everybody loves this match. Like nobody doesn't like this match. They started off with like a mad dog. Kylie just like smooches Brick Savage and then they just go to town on each other. [00:30:08] Speaker B: And I love that Mad Dog just like it's not a dog collar match. I don't care. Yeah. [00:30:18] Speaker C: Bring in their. Bringing his chain to the. [00:30:21] Speaker B: He's like it's happening. [00:30:23] Speaker A: It's his thing. Yeah, it's his. He's the king of the dog collar match. Brick Savage. £347 of aggravated assault. [00:30:36] Speaker C: Also non binary. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Really hot. Damn hot. [00:30:42] Speaker A: I. I was unsure about that since the commentary went with mostly. Yeah, but that's okay. [00:30:48] Speaker C: Oh, well, I heard. I heard mostly just Brick. [00:30:52] Speaker A: Oh yeah. I mostly just wrote Brick in my notes too. Oh my God, I love this. [00:30:57] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:30:59] Speaker A: This is like. This is why I like the show. Because it's not just you to learn about new wrestlers. Like you learn which wrestlers are which type of queer. [00:31:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Trained by Necro Butcher. [00:31:15] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:31:17] Speaker A: I mean, I mean Necro was a great wrestler. He's. He's not so much of a great person, but. [00:31:29] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. [00:31:33] Speaker A: He had one of the match. [00:31:34] Speaker C: Jesus. [00:31:35] Speaker A: He had one of the best matches I've ever seen against Samoa Joe where Samoa Joe somehow power slam that on his forehead. [00:31:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:45] Speaker B: That was so good. [00:31:49] Speaker A: The match that made CM Punk and Eddie Kingston had a complete loss of words. Besides what the. Because they were both on commentary for that anyway. We're not talking about that much. We should watch that match sometime. But we're not talking about. We should watch that match. This rule like this. This just ruled. It was just violence. [00:32:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:13] Speaker A: It's like Brody King. Brody King could have gone and done like a lounge show. Just be like violence. [00:32:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:20] Speaker A: Violence. [00:32:25] Speaker B: Yeah. No, very much so. Just. Holy. Just. Just kill each other. Just kill each other. And under 10 minutes in under 10 minutes. [00:32:34] Speaker C: 9:40. [00:32:34] Speaker B: I think, I think the fact that a lot of these get so compressed to make room for the gauntlet and such. [00:32:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:43] Speaker B: That they all turn into barn burners. You know what I mean? Like, they're like. It's just, it's just like every. So much happens so fast, you know what I mean? And it just like it's heat the whole way through in a lot of these. Like, for me, like, it's fantastic. It's so good. Which is very indie wrestling, to be honest. Yeah. [00:33:04] Speaker A: Yeah. And. And like the, the fact is that, like, the crowd is there for it. Like, like they're just into everything. Like, I saw a lot of people reviewing it that just said, like, you know, like, the wrestling's not always the best, but, like, everybody's into it. So that just makes it more fun. [00:33:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:20] Speaker A: And like that again, that's the indies. That's always been what's been great about the indies, I think. Unless you like really stick up the joint. But nobody really stinks. [00:33:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:31] Speaker A: Nobody really stank up the joint here. [00:33:34] Speaker B: Not at all. Brick Savage ended up beating him brutally pretty. [00:33:39] Speaker A: Yeah. He just clubbed him in the face with a lariat and then did that flipping gut buster. I, I didn't even know. I was like. I don't even know what to call that. You just picked up that large human like a child and threw him in the air. [00:33:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:56] Speaker A: And like, not just threw him in the air. You spun him. You spun him in the air. Brick. [00:34:05] Speaker B: No one enby should have all that power. [00:34:09] Speaker A: No space for gender only power. [00:34:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:15] Speaker C: They had a great forearm exchange too. That was fantastic. In the middle, in, like, in the middle of this match. [00:34:22] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's. That should be a T shirt. Brick Savage. No gender only violence. [00:34:29] Speaker C: That is really good, honestly, for gender. Brick. Brick, call us. [00:34:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it is up, right? [00:34:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I, I'm, I'm, I'm a big Mad Dog Conley fan. I've seen him a bunch. This is like, I think he was debased. [00:34:44] Speaker C: I loved it. [00:34:45] Speaker A: I think this might have been like the first non dog collar match I've seen him in. Well, I mean, Russell's dog collar matches just like I, I love. Like, he trimmed his beard and his hair. Like, he usually has like crazy man hair. Like Mick Foley beard and hair everywhere. But then, like, he trimmed it. I don't know what happened, but he almost looked sane for a second and [00:35:09] Speaker B: he wanted to look good for the girl. [00:35:10] Speaker C: He licked Brick Savage's blood off his head. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Yeah. He didn't want to get the blood in his beard anymore. He's like in my beard, brother. [00:35:20] Speaker B: Oh, God. This was real. It was real bloody. [00:35:25] Speaker A: Yeah, like, they. They did some good gigs. 10 out of 10. Awesome stuff. Yeah, I love that. Conley basically just pops up, walks away, and flips off. That's how it ends. Oh, Unless we forget Cosmo was on commentary for this. [00:35:43] Speaker B: Yes. They don't stop the match. They don't stop the match when there's that much blood. And I just. [00:35:50] Speaker A: He lost. But he did so much work. [00:35:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but he put in so much work. [00:36:00] Speaker C: It was [00:36:03] Speaker B: every show. I need her every show. [00:36:08] Speaker C: It was like a taste of my own medicine. And I was like, that is honestly delightful. That is so. [00:36:15] Speaker B: See why we enjoyed this so much. [00:36:17] Speaker A: I don't think they told her what it was that she was going to. [00:36:20] Speaker C: No, I don't think she did. I think they just showed up and [00:36:24] Speaker B: she was like, yeah, that sounds like Effie. Just be like, you want. I mean, that's what she. Basically what she said. I met EPI and he was like, you want to come to brunch? And I was like, yeah, that's absolutely what happened. And Effie says, I'm not gonna tell this anything. So good, everyone. It was not hard to find this. Okay. I'll say that. In the sailing of the Heights. Go find. Go watch big gay Brunch. [00:36:55] Speaker A: Sometimes it's hard to find indie stuff. It's not hard to find big gay brunch. [00:36:59] Speaker B: No. Because it's big gay brunch. The people. The people demand Effie. [00:37:03] Speaker A: Usually. Usually the collective shows are out there. [00:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:07] Speaker A: Because they're generally pretty good. [00:37:11] Speaker B: All right. Do I move on? [00:37:12] Speaker C: So. [00:37:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:37:14] Speaker C: I love this. [00:37:16] Speaker B: Oh, this is wild. This is almost. It's not Mercedes retirement, but close, isn't it? [00:37:23] Speaker A: Close. Yes. This was Mercedes Martinez, old school indie legend. She was in Aw. A little bit too. Versus Vipris, who is coming up the ranks. [00:37:35] Speaker C: Not your mother. [00:37:36] Speaker B: Your. [00:37:37] Speaker C: Your mother's favorite solo. [00:37:38] Speaker A: I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. So I'm glad you did. [00:37:44] Speaker B: Awesome. [00:37:44] Speaker A: Yeah, this is great. [00:37:47] Speaker B: Vipers landed on her head so many times. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Generally, you don't want to do that, [00:37:56] Speaker B: but you really don't. [00:37:59] Speaker A: You don't want to land on your head too much. [00:38:01] Speaker B: That was my biggest. That was my biggest remembrance of this whole match is that Vipers land down her head so many times, and I hope that. That they're okay, you know? She's okay. [00:38:15] Speaker A: She's okay. Oh, God. Vipers. Vipers is another hood slam. Slam Town regular. Famously was in a love triangle. Several love Triangle angles with dark cheek. Oh, they got, they got married at one point, but it turned into a match. Yeah, because wrestling weddings never work. But like that actually. [00:38:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:39] Speaker B: No, wait. Against each other. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Yes. [00:38:43] Speaker B: That's the hottest, gayest, queerest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Holy. It doesn't get much more lesbian than that, I don't think. [00:38:51] Speaker C: He's 5 2. [00:38:53] Speaker A: Oh, she was really short. I was like, wow, you look tiny next to Mercedes now. [00:38:58] Speaker C: She so small. [00:38:59] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:39:02] Speaker A: I love Mercedes Martinez. They. She. I. I don't know where she lands on it. [00:39:08] Speaker B: They called it, I think she. Yeah, I think it says she in the cage match. [00:39:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:14] Speaker C: Yes. [00:39:14] Speaker A: Cage match doesn't list pronouns usually. [00:39:16] Speaker B: Well, not pro, but. But it say non binary for Brick. [00:39:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:20] Speaker B: So we can guess. [00:39:23] Speaker C: Oh, sometimes it does. Yeah. She's 45 years old. [00:39:27] Speaker A: Interestingly, she's been around a long time. So like the, the. I'll drop the lure. There was, there was. You had Ring of Honor and then you had like a women's version of Ring of Honor called Shimmer. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Yes. [00:39:40] Speaker A: That was kind of more trying to do Japanese style women's wrestling where like, you know, the women were allowed to just wrestle as opposed to what you had in WWE at the time, which was, you know, bra panty matches and like, maybe Trish Stratish is allowed to wrestle a 10 minute match once a year. [00:39:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Basically having flashbacks to the same Medusa match over and over and over again. And the. [00:40:07] Speaker A: But like they just did like women's wrestling in North America and like that was pretty much where you started the evolution of people realizing, oh, women's wrestling draws money when they're good. And Mercedes, Mercedes Martinez was part of that. [00:40:26] Speaker C: She did a Three Amigos and I started laughing. [00:40:30] Speaker B: I thought like, I thought you might better where you. [00:40:33] Speaker C: Wherever you go, Eddie will always be. [00:40:36] Speaker A: I feel like every. Every. [00:40:38] Speaker C: And his three Amigos [00:40:41] Speaker A: is required to do it. [00:40:44] Speaker C: That's true. Oh God, that's funny. [00:40:47] Speaker A: It feels like that's what it is. And it's just kinda. Sometimes I'm just like, oh, guys. Yeah. Andrade does a different version of it though. Like he. [00:40:57] Speaker C: Yeah, he does. [00:40:58] Speaker B: He does switch it up, which is like the only. Yeah. The only people who I am not sick of doing, doing the Three Migos is Andrade because of what we just said. He switches it up. [00:41:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:15] Speaker B: And Dom Mysterio because that's his daddy. [00:41:19] Speaker A: So yeah, Dom's allowed to do it. [00:41:21] Speaker B: Dom's allowed to do it. [00:41:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:23] Speaker A: I'm not gonna watch him do it, but he's allowed to do it. [00:41:25] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. I'm told he's doing good things over there. [00:41:29] Speaker A: I don't believe anybody that says that. Anything at all. It's like, oh, he's really good. Is he, though? Like, what scale are we grading that on the Fed? [00:41:43] Speaker C: Is he. Or do you want him to be? Or is everybody else mid? You know, I don't know. I'm just talking. [00:41:49] Speaker B: No, it's the. [00:41:50] Speaker A: No, no, it's the Fed movies, pal. God. I think I just like how much. [00:41:56] Speaker B: Erica, you can't say that while I'm drinking a water bottle, because I'm gonna want to suck the whole thing all the way down awkwardly, as if I'm doing some sort of power stance with people. Yeah, well, that's what Vince does, and that's. That's how. Oh, my God. We also have to show Hampter beyond the matt because, like, that's what happens. Yeah, that's what happens at beyond the Mat is like, Vince is, like, on this documentary, and he's like, what? You want to know what's really going on? We make movies. And then he proceeds to, like, just. Just jug this bottle of water. Why? Why? Why? Like, as, like. Like, he's trying to, like, flex on this guy, like, constantly. [00:42:47] Speaker A: Was. He was a freak who never shut off. [00:42:50] Speaker B: Yeah, he's just a freak. Dude. He's so. [00:42:53] Speaker A: He really was like, I know wrestling is full of freaks, but then there's Vince and Jack. [00:42:58] Speaker B: But then there's Vince. Yeah, yeah. [00:43:01] Speaker C: It's derogatory. There are freaks. There's rudimentary, and then there are freaks. [00:43:06] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:43:08] Speaker A: Yeah, like, there's, like. There is a little bit of a story to this match in that, like, like, the first half is Martinez trying to, like, get vipers to, like, come at me, girl. And then, like, finally, like, she puts her hair up in the bun and just, like, all right, it's on. And then it hits, like, another gear, and it gets really, really good. My personal favorite bit was Martinez kneeing her in the face and going, like, you. [00:43:39] Speaker B: You. Yeah. [00:43:42] Speaker C: Was there a. I don't have my notes in front of me. This, like, a spine buster. That was super. Or a suplex that was just super sick? [00:43:50] Speaker B: There was several. [00:43:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Spine buster that Mercedes hit. That was just. [00:43:55] Speaker A: Mercedes really threw the. The kitchen sink at her. Because she did that. [00:44:00] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:44:01] Speaker A: That. What was it? The. That spider German suplex we were talking about. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that. That just put. Put her right on her dome. [00:44:09] Speaker A: Yeah, because the ref's like, get her down. Off. There's like, I'll get her down. [00:44:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:18] Speaker A: I follow the rules. Except for when I don't. She's just talking the whole match and it's great. Yeah. But Vipers manages to pull out the win. She gets a couple stuffed pile drivers and wins it. Gets a surprise win over the veteran. Good for her. Right? [00:44:40] Speaker C: There were back to back pile drivers that I really like. [00:44:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, near the end where she just. Yeah. [00:44:46] Speaker A: Oh, she hit her. [00:44:48] Speaker C: Yeah, she did the spider. She did the spider suplex. And I'm screaming, get the COVID Get that cover. Like I'm some deranged commentator. [00:44:59] Speaker A: I don't know why she's not. Oh, no, you were possessed. Yeah, possessed by the spirit of Bobby Hennigan. I don't know why she's not going [00:45:05] Speaker B: for the COVID or. I was gonna say her, Junior. Why isn't she covered? Go for the COVID I mean, gotta get deep. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Unfortunately, with the spider, German spider suplex, you were kind of stuck. [00:45:20] Speaker C: It's true. Yeah. [00:45:21] Speaker B: It's kind of the point of a thing. [00:45:23] Speaker A: It looks cool. It looks cool. That's the point. All right, so postmatch, Martinez leaves, gives Viper some props, and who emerges from the back is another Shimmer legend, Cheerleader Melissa. Looking fantastic. [00:45:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't know who cheerleader Melissa is, but I want her to end my life. That's where I landed on that. [00:45:51] Speaker A: So cheerleader Melissa kind of like how Mercedes Martinez is known for being like a really stiff worker. Cheerleader Melissa was another very stiff worker because she, like, so, like, what, how to put it? Like, it was, it was just like, like she, she was doing the, the whole like, I'm a cheerleader gimmick. But then she just beat the. Out of women. [00:46:15] Speaker B: No, stick the whole, like, that's really great. [00:46:21] Speaker A: She had an unfair, unfortunate run in TNA where. [00:46:27] Speaker B: No, [00:46:30] Speaker A: she's not famous for this, but it was like her first big national exposure where she, she, she wore. She wore like full Muslim covering of her face and her body and she was awesome. Kongs. I don't know what she was for. Awesome, but like. [00:46:53] Speaker B: Oh, God, I'll. [00:46:55] Speaker A: I'll post. I'll post a picture of her in it. Yeah, she is. Is. [00:46:59] Speaker C: Oh, wearing. [00:47:00] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, yeah. [00:47:01] Speaker A: But like, yeah, she, it was like the whole thing was like. They're just like, she is Muslim and she is not at all. Oh, yeah, she is. She is. [00:47:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:14] Speaker A: I actually don't know what. [00:47:16] Speaker C: From Syria. [00:47:16] Speaker A: Excuse me? Yeah, yeah, she is from Syria. So she could. All right. So it's not as bad as I thought. I didn't realize she was. [00:47:23] Speaker C: No, no, she was. [00:47:24] Speaker A: Oh, so she's not actually from. Hold on, hold on. [00:47:30] Speaker C: From Damascus area, Los Angeles or Sam or San Francisco, so. But she was born in him. [00:47:38] Speaker A: Yeah. So that, that's, that's. That's some tna. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Yeah, but like, she's still kind of like that. [00:47:45] Speaker A: For my understanding, it was not her best work. And she's much more well known as Cheerleader Melissa. Anyway, she comes out and she like kind of walks by Martinez, goes in, makes out with Vipers for a second. Everybody loves it. And then Ty of Alkyrie comes out and yeah, she kisses Viperis. And then they. [00:48:09] Speaker C: What is that? You just gotta win. And they give you kisses. [00:48:14] Speaker B: I could. I. Okay, like, could. When I. All right. Like, y' all long listeners of the show know how I feel about Ty Valkyrie. Like, I am firmly pants, like pansexual. But, like, I don't know if it's the visibility week or what, but I've been sapphic as this week. Like more so than usual. I've been leaning lesbian. And then this happened and I couldn't breathe. Like, like as soon as I realized hi, Valkyrie was there and what was probably about to go down, because I know wrestling, I couldn't breathe. Like, I was like, oh, no. And then she grabbed her hair and ripped her back. Looking at the crowd like, should I kiss the out of her? And I'm like, oh, my God. So, yeah, y', all, this was. I'm. I'm light headed. This was. This was. The human body can only get so aroused. And I'm not even on Prague yet. And like, this is. Y' all, go watch this. Go watch it. And then there was a very popular. [00:49:28] Speaker C: Not a Tommy Chomper smooch. [00:49:30] Speaker B: No, no, no, not at all. Everyone there was having a wonderful time because then there was a triple kiss. A thing I haven't seen since my 19th year of age. Like, that was that. Was it long? Oh, yeah. Yay. So like, that was nuts, that whole thing. I was just like, I need. I need this to be regular. Like, I need big gay brunch to be like weekly. [00:49:57] Speaker A: My suggestion, watch Slam Town. Yeah, [00:50:03] Speaker B: yeah. Basically. Good to know. [00:50:05] Speaker A: And the entire time Mercedes Martinez is at the ramping. Just like the. [00:50:11] Speaker B: Yeah. All you doing each other now. Like, yeah, yeah. All the are doing each other. [00:50:20] Speaker A: All the are doing each other. All right, next match, our four way Ally Catch versus Kid Bandit versus Steph the Lander versus Charlie Evans. Oh, boy. This Match has a lot going on. [00:50:36] Speaker B: Yeah, there's a lot going on and there's a lot of feels. And before we get into any of that, I just want to recognize that I realized just now that I don't think I can ever say again ever again without accidentally doing the Tecla voice. It's like, why did I say. Why'd you say that like that? Oh, because it's the Tekla voice. Because every time you think for the rest of your life it's gonna be in a goddamn Tekla voice anyways. [00:51:15] Speaker A: Yes, the only good Austrian. [00:51:17] Speaker B: Yeah, the only good Austrian. Jesus, that should be a shirt again. Aw, don't know. The holy good Austrian would be such an amazing T shirt though. [00:51:34] Speaker A: When she turns face. That can be her face turn. Apparently like at like one of the, the, the stardom shows over the weekend, she got in and she attacked the. The president of stardom again. That got her fired from Japan. Yeah, yeah. [00:51:53] Speaker B: Oh good. Yeah, I got fired. [00:51:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I did get fired from Japan. [00:51:59] Speaker B: All right, anyway, anyways, this sad four way match. [00:52:03] Speaker A: There's lots of stuff going on. All right, so Ali catch lost the previous night to Effie and like a hardcore match. A loser leaves town match. So she's like not. I don't know if she's retiring or if she's just done. Not allowed to be in gcw, but she is honoring Big gay brunch. Because it's Big gay brunch. Steph the Lander is like just recently back from neck surgery. [00:52:28] Speaker B: I was gonna say Steph was in aw for a minute. [00:52:32] Speaker A: Yes, she was. She was teaming with what's his, the, what's his name? [00:52:40] Speaker B: There's several of them. [00:52:42] Speaker A: Yeah, Zack Ryder, Matt Cardona. [00:52:44] Speaker B: That Matt Cardona, the Cut. You just kind of like that. You just referred to Zack Ryder as the cunt. Of all the people that I've referred to as the cunt on this show, Zack Ryder is one is one of them. Now. [00:53:07] Speaker A: I hate that. Well, I don't hate that guy. I don't like that guy. I don't like him. [00:53:11] Speaker B: No, you just called him the C. [00:53:15] Speaker A: I don't like that guy. I think he sucks. I think he was like poison on the Indies. I know that people will disagree with me on that, but I don't. [00:53:24] Speaker B: I. I didn't see enough to have a opinion. All I know is that I like his wife better. [00:53:32] Speaker A: I know I had to watch him stink up to join a DDT against my will on like three separate occasions. So off Charlie Evanso. Awesome young Woman, she looked amazing in her. She had a great fit. And this is the final match of Kid Bandit. [00:53:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:53] Speaker C: Also barefoot. Who also wrestled barefooted. [00:53:56] Speaker A: She wrestled. She started doing that when she came back from her injury last year. Yeah, she came back to. She was away for like a year and then she came back in 2025 [00:54:09] Speaker B: and he's like, speedball speak. Speed. Speedball. Put the kick pad very. [00:54:16] Speaker A: Yeah, very speedball. Inspired offense a little bit because she does, she did. She does a lot of kicks, a lot of strikes, karate stuff. [00:54:23] Speaker B: She's Punk ninja. [00:54:25] Speaker A: She is the punk ninja tonight. [00:54:26] Speaker B: Yes, the punk ninja that you guys could say. There's lots of different Kid Bandits. Kids Bandit. We'll go with Kids Bandit. [00:54:35] Speaker A: Kids Bandit. [00:54:37] Speaker B: Yeah, there, there's been several Kids Bandit throughout her career. Kid Bandit was one of the first trans wrestlers I came across when I got back into wrestling just on Twitter and was just like, oh, oh. So everything's okay with the world and everything's gonna be all right. Cool. Like that's how, that's, that's how I felt when I found out that Kid Bandit existed. I was like, oh, so like everything's okay. I like, like it's, it's queer now. And like I can like this. And our people are here and like, holy, look at them. Because of the time them and like, [00:55:20] Speaker A: yeah, if you, you read her posts online ever, she'll be like, I was up. Yeah, because she, she, she was. The first time I saw her, she was pre transition on. Aw, dark work. She is another nightmare factory student. [00:55:42] Speaker B: Yep. [00:55:42] Speaker A: Yeah. And so but like she, she came in, in like a six person tag match and got like completely wrecked but like took a bunch of crazy bumps and got noticed. And then she gets noticed. She does gets a lot more bookings and then she starts doing cosplay, like, you know, femme cosplay. And then that evolves into like, okay, yeah, that's just been. It's a girl now and it was kind of like the way she talks about it. Like, it's definitely like she was like very, very, very young, new and new to wrestling and trying to figure herself out and just like went like 0 to 100 before she was ready at all. [00:56:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:25] Speaker A: And like she, she like part of why she's retiring I think is she's got like, she like maps, racked up a ton of injuries in her career and she was not wrestling that long, like a lot. [00:56:37] Speaker C: Four years. [00:56:38] Speaker A: Like, and like one of those years was just like, she was just not active at all. But I know that at least for me, I, you know, I really respected her and. Because, you know, like, like Ella said, it was just like, oh, this is just a thing now. Like, you can just be trans and be a wrestler and be into wrestling and all that other stuff. So. [00:57:01] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it was a thing that. Wait. And I should also say was still. I think when I saw Kid Bandit for the first time, I was still in that place where I was like, well, I'm a gender non conforming CIS man. Sure, girl, sure you are like that. And I rode that for a while. Like, my. My egg crack took years. Like, I. I had to rip myself out of that. So, like, Bandit helped me rip that out. Like, Bandit helped crack my egg. Bandit helped get me out of that. So, like, I'm. This was really wild. And I understand why she's done, but I hope she's not done, you know, Like, I hope she just needs to go do her thing and take care of herself a while and. And maybe come back, but I understand if she doesn't. But, like, that's just me being selfish, you know, it's just me being a selfish wrestling fan. [00:58:03] Speaker A: Yeah, she is. She is not going away permanently or completely. Yeah. [00:58:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:09] Speaker A: She is running a startup promotion called T4T Wrestling. Yeah. [00:58:14] Speaker B: Which is beautiful. [00:58:15] Speaker A: Highlighting trans wrestlers. [00:58:17] Speaker C: Lovely. [00:58:17] Speaker B: With Nyla. Announced at time of her recording. Announced today that Nyla Rose will be at the inaugural T4T. [00:58:25] Speaker A: Yep. [00:58:25] Speaker C: I believe. [00:58:26] Speaker A: That's awesome. I'm excited for that. [00:58:28] Speaker B: Which makes sense because that's Bandits wrestle Mom. So she. [00:58:33] Speaker A: She referred to her as Mother with like the two R's. Kind of like how Kid Bandit has two D's in case mother has two R's. [00:58:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Cool. [00:58:42] Speaker A: I don't think she does that as much anymore, but yeah, like, they, like, they go back. Yeah. I. I'll talk more about, like, you know, wrestling later because I'll have a lot to say for the main event, but hey. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Right. Yeah, sorry. So, hey, first cry of the brunch. You got out of the way, kids. [00:59:04] Speaker C: You've broken the seal. [00:59:07] Speaker B: Anyone, feel free to start squirting some. So I feel less weird. [00:59:11] Speaker A: Give it some time. [00:59:13] Speaker C: Phrasing. [00:59:16] Speaker A: I was actually gonna say I don't do that no more. So. [00:59:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say that's difficult. [00:59:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't really. I can't really do that no more. [00:59:25] Speaker B: It's only been like eight months for me and the Wells drying up, folks. [00:59:30] Speaker C: I'm not just into that, really. [00:59:39] Speaker B: H a T corner. [00:59:41] Speaker A: I wish. I wish I had like a whole Lot to say about this match, but, like, I kind of don't. It was cool. There's a lot of moves. There was cool moves. Ali catch one. I don't know why. [00:59:52] Speaker C: If she's sdl, was it. Oh, sorry. [00:59:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Well, no, you go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. [00:59:57] Speaker C: Just. I. I loved. I loved SDL because she did what I would do if I was a wrestler and got out right away, which. Which she did, which is just make everybody else's life that much harder. Just, like, continuously, like, pulling legs, knocking out pins. [01:00:19] Speaker A: You can't hurt a chicken heel. I. I would be good at it heels. [01:00:25] Speaker C: But chicken. Chicken. Baby face just goes in well with the whole. [01:00:30] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. It's like, oh, yeah. Chicken. Either way, chicken, it's good. Everybody. Everybody loves a chicken. In wrestling. They're always fun. [01:00:38] Speaker C: So much range. [01:00:40] Speaker A: You can do so much with it because, like, eventually you do got to be like, I'm going to do a violence. And then you do a violence a little bit, but then you have to get the violence returned to you, unfortunately. [01:00:52] Speaker C: So it goes. [01:00:53] Speaker A: So it goes. I don't have a complaint. I do think it's weird that Ali catch one. [01:00:58] Speaker B: I do as well. She is. [01:01:00] Speaker A: She is not technically in GCW anymore. I would have given it to Chevs. Charlie Evans is, like, probably the best indie women's wrestler in the world right now. [01:01:12] Speaker B: Her outfit. [01:01:15] Speaker A: That outfit. [01:01:17] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, God. That was one of my outfits of the night. Was. Was on Charlie Evans, like, yeah, like, [01:01:24] Speaker C: also Ally Colleen, her pile driver. The driver. [01:01:29] Speaker B: Love Alley Catch. God damn it. I love Alley Catch so much. [01:01:35] Speaker C: I was like, that's right. Put it in there. [01:01:38] Speaker A: China driver. Yeah. Charlie Evans is wrestling Eddie Kingston somewhere shortly on the Indies. So that is cool. Good for her. So, yep. Bandit takes the pin and she leaves her kick pads in the ring because she is done as an active wrestler. [01:01:57] Speaker B: He is done. [01:01:59] Speaker C: I love the thank you chant. [01:02:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:03] Speaker A: The crowd was loud for her from the minute she came out. But she came out the Dragon Force, by the way. Which, yeah, I know she's been practicing to do on the guitar on her own. [01:02:15] Speaker C: No. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Good for you, girl. Renaissance woman. But, yeah, like, Kid Bandit means a lot to queer wrestling fans. So if you wonder why, like. But she's not very good. Well, don't worry about it. [01:02:29] Speaker B: Get the out of here first. [01:02:32] Speaker A: It's just. [01:02:32] Speaker C: It's also four years in rings. Like, get go. Like her. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Like, even still, it's like her progress from. [01:02:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:41] Speaker A: When she went out with injury when she came back last Year was incredible. She's like an entirely different wrestler because, you know. Yeah, she learned how to wrestle. [01:02:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, are you like, Jesus? Like, and she was. She's so good. And like, wrestling is so many things, right? We talk about how wrestling is so many things. She. She had it. Like, she had it. She got it. I've seen so many clips of Bandit doing things that make me go, guy love wrestling. Just recently there was that clip that we shared where she comes into the ring dressed up like Sonic the Hedgehog in like a Sonic onesie. And dude go. Dude goes to spear and she did the Bret Hart, but with a frying pan. So she like pops up is like, it opens the onesie with a frying pan. And just the whole sequence after that with the frying pan was just golden. And like, that's just it. Like you can be athletic as and you can do all these crazy spots. If you don't got that, you don't got it. And like, holy. That she got it. Or the. The. The barbed wire wrapped keyblade is gonna live on an infamy forever. [01:04:01] Speaker A: She was, when she did Slam Town the last couple months, she became a vampire named Bella Loca. She was a real vampire. [01:04:11] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:04:15] Speaker A: it was awesome. She just stopped matching me. Like, listen up, I'm a real vampire and I'm gonna drink his blood. It's so good. Watch. [01:04:29] Speaker B: Just. [01:04:29] Speaker A: Just go watch Slam Town. [01:04:30] Speaker B: Yeah, that's another thing. That's another thing that we're learning today. [01:04:36] Speaker A: This now. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:40] Speaker A: All right. So, all right, next match. There's. God, there's so much to say about this show in this match. This is the Paros Twink Gauntlet. [01:04:49] Speaker B: What? Yeah. [01:04:50] Speaker C: Is the Twink Gauntlet. Yeah. [01:04:55] Speaker A: This is so they. They have a video package at the start and be like, every big gay brunch P comes in and he murders either a twink or a small, small human being. [01:05:05] Speaker B: Yes. [01:05:06] Speaker A: And this year that nobody understood what this match was. Let's first, let's get this started. Start over. This. Everyone was like, what the is this going to be? Are the Twinks going to go in a gauntlet against Paro or does Paro have to run the Twink gauntlet? How does this work? And it turns out it's a battle royale where the Twinks are going to fight each other for the opportunity to fight Paro at the end. [01:05:31] Speaker B: Yes. [01:05:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:32] Speaker A: I don't understand. It works. I thought the Streaks were gonna gang up on him. [01:05:40] Speaker B: I guess I've spent enough time at queer BDSM clubs to where all of this made perfect sense. You're fighting for the opportunity to get mauled by the bear. Yeah, that makes sense. [01:05:57] Speaker A: There was also a very, very, very loose definition of twink. Very present during this match. [01:06:07] Speaker B: All the better. But the. The. It's so. But let's talk about who. Who we got here because it started with the anti twink club. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Yes. Gwendy Adana, Neodana and Vivian Cross. I was. I am very normal about them. [01:06:27] Speaker B: I am so normal. I'm the normal any girl's ever been. [01:06:33] Speaker A: If there's one thing I am a sucker for, it is punk. Gothy. [01:06:42] Speaker B: Let's go. [01:06:43] Speaker A: Let's go. It's like you're what I wish I was when I was growing up. Yeah. Uhhuh. [01:06:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:50] Speaker C: How much of attraction is. Is literally, I Wish I was here. [01:06:55] Speaker B: 75. That's normal, right? [01:06:57] Speaker C: Is that me? [01:06:58] Speaker B: That's normal, right? [01:07:02] Speaker C: We're discovering a lot about ourselves. [01:07:04] Speaker B: Oh, no, I already discovered that. That's why I. I shoot estrogen. [01:07:09] Speaker A: All right, so yes, we have Gwendy Adonna and Vivian Cross. The anti twink squad. Platonic Romance. Damien Desire and Charlie K. Richie Coy. Excuse me. Logan Cavazos. Cavazos. Marco. Mayor Devin Carter. [01:07:26] Speaker B: Marco. Not a twink. [01:07:28] Speaker A: Not a twink. No, no. Yeah, like the crowd let him know not you're not a twink. Not a twink. He's not a twink. He's very large and hairy. We had Devin Carter. Devin Carter. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:41] Speaker A: Jaylux Julie's CP Gay who's a tax guy. Yep. Cpa. But now he's CP Gay. Nixie xs. Fantastic. Look. Good lord. Juni Underwood. Anakin Murphy. Who? I've seen them a lot. Uh, just some off a clips of Southeast wrestling promotions. I enjoy them a lot. They do like the whole car crash. Kind of [01:08:15] Speaker C: 24 years old. [01:08:16] Speaker A: Actual twink. [01:08:18] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, actual. Oh my God. [01:08:21] Speaker A: It was getting to the point. [01:08:22] Speaker C: Nicknames. [01:08:23] Speaker A: It was getting to the death wish. Anakin Murphy. Yeah. It was getting to the point where [01:08:27] Speaker C: there is no hope. [01:08:28] Speaker A: It's getting to the point where it's just like, is there a twink in this match at all? Oh, here comes Anakin Murphy. We're good. It. We just closed it out. Oh, yeah. And then. Oh, go ahead. [01:08:41] Speaker C: Logan also was very, very fit. The fit. [01:08:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he did. I think platonic romance was like borderline. [01:08:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree with that. Because they were a little bit more. [01:08:55] Speaker B: They were getting twunkish. [01:08:57] Speaker A: Yeah, a little twunkish. Yeah. [01:08:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, and if ever. And if anyone's ever like, what, what if you're assist listening to the show? First of all, good on you. Second of all, you're like, what's going on here? Well, you see what you got here. I should say Cishet Twink is Kyle Fletcher and Aussie Open. Okay. Plonk is Proto Star. [01:09:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:29] Speaker B: It's the evolution. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if this is his final form. [01:09:36] Speaker C: No, I know he's gonna come back [01:09:37] Speaker B: from that torn meniscus and then be a bear somehow. Well, I think next would be otter. Yeah. [01:09:45] Speaker A: The. The torn meniscus might lead to twink death. We don't know. [01:09:49] Speaker B: We don't know. We'll see. [01:09:50] Speaker A: We don't know. It might happen. [01:09:52] Speaker C: The twink death of the universe. [01:09:57] Speaker A: Oh, God. Yes. This was just like so much going on and it was goofy and it was fun. I, I don't even know how to like describe some of it. [01:10:07] Speaker B: It's a comedy battle royal. [01:10:09] Speaker A: It's a comedy battle royale. [01:10:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's really, really great. It's fantastic. It's what, like 25 minutes, 29 minutes long? Something like that. 29, 2941. [01:10:22] Speaker C: 2941. [01:10:23] Speaker B: That's a half hour of your life that you want to, you want to spend on this trust. Trust me. [01:10:28] Speaker A: Yeah, they weren't really looking to like, you know, show off and do a lot of crazy, but they, it was fun as hell. And yeah, it was won by CP Gay, who was cool. Amazing three button up shirt. First of all, he's wrestling in a button down shirt with a tie and like work pants because he's a tax guy. He's a circle. He's cpa, right? And so he gets it. He rips off the first shirt and he wrestles a little bit and he gets beat up and he rips off the other one. He's got a third one underneath and the crowd goes ape for that third shirt. [01:11:10] Speaker C: Tax man from Tax Land Tax. [01:11:13] Speaker A: He's. He wins it eventually. But like towards the end, Cosmo comes out and says, like, here's how we deal with the bear. We get a bigger bear and brings out Bear Bronson. And the crowd's going nuts because you think you're gonna see a bear fight. They don't really do it. They just kind of. And CPG bounces off. [01:11:38] Speaker B: They like sandwich his face between both their hairy bellies. And it was so great. And it just kind of like flare flopped almost. It was, it was great. It was. Ah, yeah. This was a well written meat sandwich. Yeah. Y' all put. Oh, My God, y', all, this is a really. [01:11:59] Speaker A: It's great. [01:12:00] Speaker B: Yeah, just. Yeah, exactly. Don't think too hard. [01:12:03] Speaker C: Yeah. Jay Lux had a. Had a great move where he basically like everybody into the turnbuckle with his little gyrating hips. It's like, great. And the, like, who was the. The. The knot Twink. The Marco, like tossed over four different people. You just got it. I really loved that the match was kept so you could see the action that was going on. Like, they thinned it out. [01:12:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:32] Speaker C: So more people could come in and wrestle, which I really appreciate. [01:12:35] Speaker B: They didn't overstuff the ring. Yeah. [01:12:38] Speaker A: Yes. They did the smart thing that again, because, like, that's, that's the. There's like. How do we, how do we do, like clearing the ring spot in our battle royale. Let's get a non twink in there. So Marco Mayweather just. Yeah, he did the thing with like the twinks. Like, they go after him, they pat him on the back and he just. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Yeah, I am. [01:13:01] Speaker C: Oh, oh. Who got the chair thrown at them? And they were like. Is that literally the best you could do? Yeah, that was. Yeah. Was apparel in first, the cpa, Anakin [01:13:15] Speaker A: brought the chairs in. [01:13:17] Speaker C: Oh, that's right. I. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. [01:13:20] Speaker A: Anakin came out, was all like car crash time. And they threw the chair around, put [01:13:26] Speaker C: out all the chairs, set up the [01:13:27] Speaker A: chairs and they tried to fight Pero. And Pero is just like, that's adorable. And yeah, [01:13:35] Speaker C: Hennequin's chairs. Yeah, they laid them. They laid them out into like two by twos for later. [01:13:45] Speaker A: It's like, I'm setting this up because I'm going to land on it. [01:13:49] Speaker C: Yeah, they're nice for my initial craft, [01:13:54] Speaker B: but then shortly they also came out. [01:13:57] Speaker C: They came out to My Chemical Romance, so I immediately love them. [01:14:01] Speaker B: But surely, surely there's going to be a bear fight now. [01:14:04] Speaker A: No, there was not a bear fight. They did not bear fight. [01:14:07] Speaker B: There was no bear fight. They made out a little bit. [01:14:09] Speaker A: They, they. So, yes, they. Paro comes back in the ring with Bear Bronson and this was incredible because he, like, he didn't just kiss him, he like dipped him. Yeah, he like grabbed his leg. [01:14:22] Speaker B: It was, it was. [01:14:24] Speaker C: It was a different type of fun. [01:14:26] Speaker A: I was. [01:14:26] Speaker C: There was a struggle there. [01:14:29] Speaker A: I am. I am sufficiently fujo baited. Thank you. [01:14:32] Speaker B: Yeah, that was. [01:14:33] Speaker A: This is exactly what I needed. That was good. [01:14:37] Speaker B: But sure enough, Peril's like, hey, yes. No, thank you for that. Now get the out of here. [01:14:42] Speaker A: Yeah, and. And then. And CPA Got a triple kiss as well. [01:14:48] Speaker B: So, yeah, everyone wins. [01:14:50] Speaker A: That's called parody, folks. But then, like, you also have. [01:14:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:53] Speaker A: You also must understand that the. The. The callback was not girl. It was not the HLA of the ruthless aggression. [01:15:02] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. [01:15:03] Speaker A: This is for the female gays. [01:15:04] Speaker B: Yes, yes. No, that. Why, that's why, like, I'm losing my mind and like, couldn't breathe because it was good. It wasn't like, ah, we're paying these two girls to make out and they hate it. No, that's not what was going on. Everyone there was so happy to be there. I understand why. So this was. This was also just. God damn it. There's so much gay kissing in this whole show. So much smooching. Like smooching much smooch. [01:15:43] Speaker C: Honestly. And that's what it's. It's what wrestling needs, honestly, is it is the final form of. Of the wrestling. [01:15:53] Speaker A: If you think about it, like a lot. What is it actually? Yeah, the last. Aw. Pay per view. Somebody like front and center had a big sign that said kiss that around every time two guys got face to face with each other inside the ring. And what did they do? They didn't kiss. Big gay brunch, crowd chance. Kiss. Kiss. They. Yes, they did it. They did that. [01:16:16] Speaker C: I also saw a sign. It was smaller, but it did say kiss on it. Probably because they knew that there was going to be enough of that, but wanted more. Just encouraging that aspect. [01:16:28] Speaker B: More kissing. Well, more smooch done. [01:16:31] Speaker A: Gay people. [01:16:34] Speaker C: There's so much good joy in this entire show. [01:16:37] Speaker A: Made me happy, this show. I. I needed this. [01:16:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Very much. [01:16:42] Speaker C: It felt so. [01:16:42] Speaker A: Next match, Zeds gay versus Effie. Zack Sabre Jr. Zs gay returning last year. Yeah. [01:16:57] Speaker C: Was it? Oh, that's right. Nyla debuted this year. It was, right? [01:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Last year was Zach and Bandit. And what was that number 97 match of the year. That. We got it too. [01:17:10] Speaker A: Yeah, we got that on that list. [01:17:12] Speaker C: Hell yes. [01:17:13] Speaker B: Well done, everyone. Everyone, well done all around. [01:17:18] Speaker A: That match is really good. [01:17:20] Speaker B: That pretty hard. Is really good. It's on YouTube. Go watch it. [01:17:23] Speaker A: And that was Bandits return match from injury too. So like that was like she hadn't wrestled in a year and she came back and had a banger with Zach. It's pretty hard to have a bad match with Zach, [01:17:37] Speaker C: honey. That's what I was picking up, like, because just a great wrestler, Effie. [01:17:43] Speaker B: And then Effie. Oh, do you know much about Effie? [01:17:51] Speaker C: No, I know nothing except he's gone. He's going. Yeah. And he's got a. [01:17:57] Speaker B: He was. The faces Effie's get was giving in his going mad promos in like, like the. The video promo up to it just. God, I love wrestling. What a goofy, like, just. It just looks like he's like slowly losing his mind in like, God damn. So, yeah, Effie. Effie's gay. Effie is not everyone's cup of tea. [01:18:26] Speaker C: Get out. [01:18:27] Speaker B: Yeah, Effie, yeah. [01:18:30] Speaker A: He's a vastly different wrestler than Zach. And he's like. He's like more of like. He'll do. He'll do like, Like, God. Probably one of my favorite matches of his was a comedy match against Dan Shookudino where. [01:18:43] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:18:44] Speaker A: He got screamed at. Like, stop showing ass. [01:18:49] Speaker B: Let's put this. What the are you doing? Effie got Effie pissed off the Internet because he fought Mox one time. And in. During this match, Mox put him in a sleeper. It was choking him out. And Effie shoved his hand down his shorts. His own shorts. His own shorts. As he was getting choked out, everyone's like, oh, God, he's like, jerking off. And then like, if he gets on his podcast is like, I need to explain this to you. And I think he said in a promo too, is like when you are in a vulnerable place like that and you think that you're going out like that, like, nature kicks in and you protect your. You know, that's all I was doing. But everyone got so mad because he was clearly, like, jerking, like, making like a jerk me off, like, going on. Everyone's like, how dare you? That's too far. Blah, blah, blah. And he was. And he just like, no, I was protecting my balls. I Like, it was just a gut reaction as I was getting choked up. [01:19:57] Speaker C: I just can't help it when I'm usually getting choked out. [01:20:00] Speaker B: Yeah, but this is exactly. Yeah. Whenever I get choked out. [01:20:04] Speaker C: This is muscle memory. I'm sorry. [01:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah, but like, Fe. Effie is like, Effie is Effie is Effie. And we wouldn't have brunch without Effie. Like, literally, it's. His name's in the title. [01:20:18] Speaker B: Effie stands for electric Fantastic. You believe is the whole thing. [01:20:23] Speaker A: Like, I never knew it stood for anything. I thought it was just Effie. [01:20:27] Speaker B: I. I think he changes it sometimes. But when people ask, he'll. That's why I've heard him call it say that. But yeah, I love Effie in this match is a lot of why. And I will be right back. [01:20:39] Speaker A: Yeah, there was a lot of fun stuff in this [01:20:44] Speaker C: jacket. Holds were great. Oh, sorry. [01:20:46] Speaker A: Zach is. Yeah, Zach is. Like, there's no wrestler like Zack Sabre Jr. No, nobody does. Nobody does what he does. And like, he used to be more grapple heavy. Like, he used to just, like, do nothing but grapple. He like, upped his striking game and his like, suplex game to be champion over a new Japan. I love him. He's awesome. He's not gay, though. [01:21:13] Speaker C: No, he's not. He's the token straight. [01:21:15] Speaker A: He is. He's. He's one of the honorary gays, I think, for big gay brunch. Because he's like. I mean, look at him. [01:21:23] Speaker C: Yeah, look at him. [01:21:24] Speaker A: Look at him. [01:21:28] Speaker C: But like, I think he's also just super chill. [01:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, he's. I. I don't know if he's exactly as woke as. As people think he is, but, like, he's. He's chill and like, he. [01:21:43] Speaker C: He basically, like, he's called himself a socialist, at least on his Wikipedia. I don't know, whatever that. Like, like, yeah, actions are different. [01:21:51] Speaker A: But exactly, like, you never know. You never know what a wrestler is actually. Like, let's be real. Yeah, we've gone over this ad nauseam. A wrestler, but like, like, he spent 2025 kissing boys in Japan, so it's like, this is. This is old hat. [01:22:11] Speaker C: I guess. He kissed him twice in this match too. [01:22:16] Speaker A: There was. [01:22:17] Speaker C: Which I appreciated. [01:22:18] Speaker A: And the crowd asked the very important question this, which is, who's the bottom? Yeah. [01:22:24] Speaker C: Effie. [01:22:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it is Effie. Effie was like, no, obviously I am. Obviously, I am the bottom. [01:22:30] Speaker C: Hello. I was like, this man has probably had man in him. I was like, I. Zach doesn't strike of me as well. I mean, blow jobs. You know what I mean? [01:22:40] Speaker A: Again, if we're talking kissing, like that technically counts. That technically counts. [01:22:46] Speaker C: Okay. [01:22:47] Speaker A: Having a man inside, if there's. Well, okay. I mean, there's got to be like the exchange of, okay, perfect organs. [01:22:55] Speaker C: Fluids. Yeah. Must be penetration. [01:23:00] Speaker A: Penetration. So, yeah, technically, it's like, you know, somebody licks your ear. I'm just doing this while Hella's doing this. So, like, she's gonna have to edit that. I'm telling myself what I'm talking about ear stuff. I really, really. [01:23:14] Speaker C: Willy. [01:23:14] Speaker A: What? I'm just saying. [01:23:16] Speaker C: Wet willie. [01:23:19] Speaker A: I'm just. I'm just saying I have very sensitive ears. And my partner discovered this, was like, concerned for a second and then just doesn't let me live it down. Anyway, I'm talking too much about does [01:23:34] Speaker C: your body get all twitchy or is it a different route you know what? [01:23:40] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, just confession time. Ella. You can listen to this later. [01:23:58] Speaker C: That's dangerous in public. [01:24:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, she does. Yeah, it is. It is dangerous in public, but that's why this match is not dangerous in public. Yeah. So it's. It's mostly. [01:24:12] Speaker C: It's mostly a lot of grapples and holds. [01:24:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. There was some nipple work. Zach was. No selling the nipples. [01:24:23] Speaker C: It's so chill with it there. Yeah, there's. He. God, he is a handsome looking amp. [01:24:32] Speaker A: Zach is awesome. He had. [01:24:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it was a pretty dude. [01:24:36] Speaker A: He had another really, really good match on. There was another. There was like a new Japan show called Despi this El Desperado's Death Vegas Invitational and he had a banger with this guy named Fuminore Abe. It was awesome. That's probably like my other favorite match of the weekend. And like. Yeah, but yeah, Zach. Zach is like the best. I don't think. Like, I just like, I. I don't like. There's nobody wrestles like him. He does all of the. The world of sport. Grapples and escapes. But he can fight too. So he's just. [01:25:13] Speaker C: Yeah, he can. [01:25:15] Speaker B: I would recommend if you all want like my favorite Zack Saber Jr. Match, which is probably obvious, but he came in and fought Orange Cassidy and that was a huge deal because it's like sloth style versus like the super technical. [01:25:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:32] Speaker B: Master work. Yeah. And like attacker. And it was so good. [01:25:40] Speaker A: Again, this is like gonna be a surprise shock to everyone, but like he had an absolutely incredible match against Tanahashi like five or six years ago now. [01:25:50] Speaker B: Hiroshi Tanahashi. No way. Oh, I did it. I was the first one to break the retirement. Yay. [01:26:02] Speaker A: Scott foresaw this in my. [01:26:05] Speaker B: I knew it. [01:26:10] Speaker A: I don't know what that means. I don't know why he has a dome of come. [01:26:14] Speaker C: He does all of his. [01:26:16] Speaker A: He ponders his orb of jizz [01:26:20] Speaker C: where he does. [01:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like he does his. [01:26:23] Speaker B: I'm so sad now. [01:26:25] Speaker A: He goes to George C. Scott, has a little wank and then he scries inside the leavings to learn the future. [01:26:32] Speaker C: Reading bones or entrails? Yeah. No, honestly. [01:26:38] Speaker A: Yeah. But it's. [01:26:39] Speaker B: While I still can. I'm taking all this estradiol. Jesus Christ. That's what ectoplasm is. Okay. [01:26:50] Speaker C: He actually got some really good offense in too. He had a Northern lights bridge that he pulled out. Whereas like. Okay, yeah, not just nipple biting. [01:27:00] Speaker A: Effie can work and go. It was just kind of like the. The the, the aspect of like you have like this world class technical wrestler and then you have, have Effie, who's this scrappy indie guy who like does death matches and yeah, can, you know, do stuff but like you're not gonna, you know, just run over him. [01:27:22] Speaker C: I love, I liked that Zach didn't like took it seriously, but also had fun with it. Like he, he got to show his little booty as he left in the crowd. [01:27:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:35] Speaker B: Oh, that was. [01:27:36] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. I mean, have you seen that thing? [01:27:38] Speaker C: God, yeah, honestly. [01:27:41] Speaker A: God. [01:27:43] Speaker B: That's Japan's booty. [01:27:45] Speaker A: Yeah. If you want to see Zack Sabre Jr. Just having nothing but goofy ass fun, go watch him versus Chris Brooks from Mystery Wrestling last year where they had one of the most absurd and awesome matches I've ever seen in my life. There was no ring and they just wrestled around a, a, a concert hall for 15 minutes and Minoru Suzuki came out dressed as Doraemon with a cigarette. [01:28:12] Speaker C: Oh my God. [01:28:15] Speaker A: And just started opening. It was great. It was perfect. It was awesome. Just go watch it. So, yeah. [01:28:21] Speaker B: Familiar with Mystery Wrestling? [01:28:23] Speaker C: I am not. [01:28:24] Speaker A: Oh no, this is not mystery wrestling. This was, this was Bakugaijin. Excuse me. [01:28:28] Speaker B: Okay. [01:28:31] Speaker C: It's dumb white person. Wait, gaijin. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Yes. [01:28:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:36] Speaker B: Awesome. [01:28:36] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [01:28:38] Speaker A: White person is hakujin. Literally white person. [01:28:43] Speaker B: Yes. [01:28:44] Speaker A: Foreigner. Apparently it's like a super bad slur, but like, I don't particularly care. [01:28:49] Speaker C: Can I say it? [01:28:52] Speaker A: Yes, you can say it. It's. If a Japanese person says it to you while you're in Japan, then that's like sake of being incredibly rude. [01:28:58] Speaker C: Good to know. [01:28:59] Speaker A: Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. [01:29:02] Speaker C: I worry. [01:29:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:05] Speaker A: All right, so yeah, Zach wins. He basically makes Effie pass out. Does his booty shake. [01:29:10] Speaker C: That joke. Yeah, that choke lock was that hold. [01:29:15] Speaker B: He kept his hand out of his pants. [01:29:16] Speaker A: I'm proud of him. He kept his hands out of his pants. They. He. Zach has a habit of like giving his submissions to long ass names, but he hasn't done it in a while. He was using something called orienteering with napalm death. [01:29:28] Speaker C: Yeah. What was his he? He. I was looking at his Wikipedia example. His submissions include hurrah. Another year. Surely this one will be better than the last. The inexor inexorable march. Inexhaustible. Thank you. March of progress will lead us all to happiness. [01:29:55] Speaker A: I just love orienteering with napalm death because it's like, it's like apparently a very niche British joke where like there was Like a BBC thing was like going into show. Like they had an announcer be like, stay tuned for orienteering with napalm death. If you look, if you look it up on YouTube, you'll find it all right. [01:30:15] Speaker B: Amazing. [01:30:16] Speaker A: Main event of the evenings. Yeah, he really is so British. Main event time. Transgraps dream match. The girls are fighting. Nyla Rose versus Dark Chic, the Wrestle Moms. [01:30:37] Speaker B: Yes. The Wrestle Moms are fighting. [01:30:39] Speaker A: The rest of Moms are fighting. This. This is literally like. You haven't seen Nyla before, have you, Hampter? [01:30:45] Speaker C: No, I have not. I have not seen Dark Sheik either. Yeah. [01:30:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Nyla's not on TV anymore for reasons that are somehow confusing to people. [01:30:55] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't. No one seems to understand, like, why isn't Nyla on tv? [01:31:00] Speaker C: Damn. I have like, I'm smooth brained as and I absolutely know why. [01:31:06] Speaker B: I can make kind of a trans woman thing. [01:31:09] Speaker A: Yeah, she. [01:31:09] Speaker C: She won't. [01:31:10] Speaker A: She won't say anything. She won't. She won't. She won't say one way or the other because she's a good employee. But yeah, we all have our theory. And then Nyla was the second ever AW women's world champion. First trans woman to ever become world champion at a North American company. [01:31:28] Speaker C: Holy. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Reason that I started watching AW is because of that fact. [01:31:35] Speaker A: And Dark Chic is just like pioneer trans wrestler on the Indies. She. She runs Quid Slam. She's like, she's probably one of the most influential wrestlers, especially for like the queer community right now. [01:31:51] Speaker B: Yeah, her and Effie really like, like. Yeah, his whole thing is wrestling is gay. Yeah, it was like always a big thing. And Dark Chic is like the trans wrestler on the Indies, in my opinion. [01:32:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I think. Was it like Effie brought her to gig big gay brunch, I think the first year. And she was not as well known outside of California. And she wrestled Edith Surreal, which was. Who is. Who is another beautiful trans woman from Philly area, in fact. And like, they had like, it was like the first match between two trans women on like a, A nationally broadcast event or something. Like, it was like, it was a big deal. So, like, that's incredible. She's a trailblazer. And then Nyla as well. So like, there's like a lot of history behind this match. [01:32:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:32:45] Speaker A: And if you've ever seen a shirt that says on it that's Dark Chic, [01:32:49] Speaker B: like, then like the nwo. [01:32:52] Speaker C: I love that. Could you not things. [01:32:55] Speaker A: Yes. If you are a trans or wrestling fan that you're pretty much required to have one, which is why I got one. [01:33:02] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get this job, and then I will have one. Hey, it's Ella here. Just coming in from the future. I didn't get that job, and I'm never sharing anything with you people again. I'm just kidding. Patreon.com. [01:33:28] Speaker A: Yeah, like, crowd is, like, super hot into this. They do a little bit of stuff at the start, and then they just immediately grab a bunch of plunder from under the ring. [01:33:36] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:33:40] Speaker A: Doors, chairs, garbage cans. They start doing a bunch of, like, RVD Sabu stuff. [01:33:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:33:49] Speaker A: God, it was great. I've. I've. Nyla's wrestled a lot of places, but I have not seen her wrestle as much since she's not been on tv. And it was just for reasons that no one can figure out, for reasons unknown. It was just so great seeing her again because, like, like, she did the whole bit where, like, she had chic down on the outside. She, like, sits down with the crowd, grabs a chic signs like, come on, chic. Come on. Because she is a consummate troll. [01:34:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. Also also a posters, poster. [01:34:20] Speaker A: Posters, poster. [01:34:23] Speaker B: A hell of a follow on Blue Sky. [01:34:25] Speaker A: Possibly one of the. The. Her best moments was. I forget who it was, but they were cutting a promo on her, and then you just hear surprise, and she just flies out from out of the frame. [01:34:41] Speaker C: That's so good. Oh, my God. [01:34:43] Speaker A: That was your bit for a while was surprise. [01:34:47] Speaker C: Oh, I love that. [01:34:49] Speaker A: Oh. [01:34:49] Speaker B: And then everyone hated on it because it was kind of silly, but I loved when she stole Jade Cargill's TBS title. Yeah. [01:34:56] Speaker A: Oh, that was, like, great. [01:34:58] Speaker B: That was great. And then just drop. Dropping promos like, hey, girl, like, heard the title in a car. Like, [01:35:08] Speaker A: she went and did some ring of honor stuff for a little bit and had a nice little feud with Athena. [01:35:14] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:35:15] Speaker A: Which was really cool. It's. I. I personally liked all, like, the Sheik Sabu callbacks. She did, like, the Arabian Press. She did the. God, what's it called? With the chair and the. And the diving chair slam and. And. [01:35:32] Speaker C: Oh, God, yeah. [01:35:35] Speaker A: Yep. She. She's Iranian, so she likes to lean into that kind of stuff. [01:35:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:42] Speaker B: She's heir to the chic. [01:35:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:35:44] Speaker C: Iron Cheek. Good Lord. Iron Cheek. [01:35:46] Speaker A: Not. Yeah, not Iron Chic was Iraq is from Iran. [01:35:50] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, [01:35:56] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Because, like, the original chic. [01:36:00] Speaker A: Original chic Sabu. And then I don't think Sabu trained dark chic, but she's, like, very clearly she's, like, very heavily inspired by. [01:36:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:36:11] Speaker A: Ecw. Like, she even. She has a gimmick that's just Girl Raven where she dresses like Raven and is a girl. Girl Raven. [01:36:18] Speaker B: My favorite. My favorite thing. [01:36:21] Speaker A: What about Girl Raven? [01:36:23] Speaker B: My thing. My favorite thing that dark. That dark cheeky has ever done was. I think it was a couple two years ago is the year we. It was the big gay brunch, the year we started the show. And she. Because we're talking a lot about, like, gold dust and that. That year she, like. Because, like, I guess I. I was still listening to Effie's show a lot, and I guess she just came up to Effie and was like, can I dress like Marlena and walk out with just, like a huge blunt, like, smoking, like, cigar? And Effie's just like, yeah. Like, yeah, I don't see any reason why not. Get it, girl. And I was just like, so she did. For big gay brunch, she was Marlena with a huge blunt instead of a cigar. And I was just like, I love her forever and ever. [01:37:14] Speaker A: Her promos that she puts on Instagram are, like, incredible because they're usually just half her just rolling a joint. [01:37:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:37:23] Speaker A: And just. And just saying something's like, well, I'm booked for this title match and I don't really need that title, but I might decide that I want it between now and Sunday. So, yes, we're gonna do it. [01:37:39] Speaker B: I'm gonna need that belt. [01:37:40] Speaker A: You should be ready just in case I decided I want to make that mind. Yeah, she did. She did that. Big ass coast to coast. [01:37:52] Speaker C: Yeah. I love that. [01:37:54] Speaker A: I don't think it's actually called Oakland to Iran, but that's what they called it. Yeah, it was great. Like, Nyla did that RVD spin kick with the trash can on Sheik's head. [01:38:06] Speaker B: Yup. [01:38:08] Speaker A: So back and forth. It was just fun. Like, it was what I wanted it to be. And dark chic wins with a roll up. [01:38:16] Speaker C: Yes. [01:38:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:38:17] Speaker B: Leaving Nyla, like, doing the shocked. But I'm the. But I'm on tv. [01:38:22] Speaker A: Sort of. [01:38:23] Speaker B: Yeah, sort of. I was on TV for a while. [01:38:27] Speaker A: I'm a big star. [01:38:28] Speaker B: Before everyone. Before everyone figured out I was trans and something happened. [01:38:34] Speaker A: I mean, everybody knew she was. That's. That's the thing. Like, yeah. Champion. Knowing that she was. [01:38:39] Speaker B: Yeah. But I don't think they, like, as far as I remember, they did. They weren't like, like, she's a trans woman. Like, on AEW has never. [01:38:47] Speaker A: They have never highlighted that about her. [01:38:50] Speaker B: And that's what I'm saying. [01:38:52] Speaker A: I would imagine that yeah she that was part of the. The intention was just like here's just a woman. [01:38:58] Speaker B: Yep. And honestly, hell yes. Like that's what how it. Like it's the kind of thing where it's like that in a perfect world that's what it should be. But it also led to some really heinous with chuds and signs because like everyone knows that I was trans but they don't say it on tv. Well some fans took it upon themselves to let everyone know and like I hope to God that dude got done get pissed kicked out of them just up. I hope that like went to the [01:39:31] Speaker A: hospital would hope so what I wanted to. I wanted to do so but I don't think it happened. [01:39:35] Speaker B: I want it to be true. Yeah. [01:39:37] Speaker A: I want it to be true true [01:39:39] Speaker B: so but rules Dark she wins all is right with the world gig Gig the world. Yeah Gig the world Gig the world Gig the world. [01:39:51] Speaker A: And and little. I hope they run that back next year and they go like crazy. [01:40:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Like wow, what a match. What a match. And it was the kind of thing where too like all several times through that match I'm just like the show be on tv. Like it's like this is. This is m. This is. This is like the mains quality. You know what I mean? Like this. This is like major league quality. [01:40:19] Speaker A: I would like to see it on tv. Yeah. But like at the same time I am glad for the indies and I'm glad that yes, someone like Dark Chic is on the indies and is proud to represent the indies. So last year she closed out the show. She main evented against Effie and lost. She was trying to go for the title but she cut like she cut one of the best promos I've ever seen. [01:40:47] Speaker B: What I referred to as the state of the queer address at the time going into. Into this. This second term. [01:40:56] Speaker A: Yeah basically they. They just kind of cut off with her celebrating in the ring and I was expecting a promo but they didn't do a promo. And I think it's because they. They might have ran out of time because oh yeah, the show started like half an hour late. Oh the indies. If you go look at the blue sky timeline from that day, it's just like. And the clock counter restarted and the counter restarted canary started but now it's five minutes. Did cut a promo afterwards and I have. It is very good. [01:41:34] Speaker B: Please do that. That's a good way to go out, folks. I think let's. Let's finish the show proper. Thank you. [01:41:42] Speaker A: So, yeah, promo is. I haven't been here for a year, but I can still main event. And as long as people like you are here, the soul of wrestling will not die. Not to fake stabbings to liars, abusers, and the transphobes at Beyond. The spirit is in this building. And before I get cut off, get cut off forever, here's a couple of things inside my head from last year. I never got to say. Black lives matter. Free Palestine. Long live gcw. [01:42:14] Speaker B: Go A. [01:42:17] Speaker A: It was good. But, yeah, like, her promo from last year, like, gags me every time I hear it. Yeah. And there. It wasn't necessarily Kid Bandit that cracked my egg, but it was kind of just like the realization that there was all of these trans wrestlers in wrestling. [01:42:36] Speaker B: No, that's what I mean. Like. Well, and that's what I meant, too. Like, it wasn't just band in that crap. [01:42:41] Speaker A: It wasn't just. It's like. It was like a culmination of things, really, because it was like. [01:42:45] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a bunch of stuff. [01:42:47] Speaker A: It was watching DDT and learning that the wrestler Venny was a trans woman. It was watching Big Gay Brunch and seeing Chic wrestle Edith Surreal and realizing Edith Surreal was a wrestler I knew as, you know, under an entirely different name and gimmick. Pre transition, it was Nyla Rose. Like, it felt like, you know, there's space for people to be themselves in wrestling, and there's a space for me to, you know, be myself as well. So it met a lot. [01:43:23] Speaker C: Representation matters. Yeah. [01:43:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it really does. Like, it's why this. The show wouldn't exist without every. Everyone on the show that we just watched. And Big Gay Brunch is a thing. Like, wouldn't it. This show wouldn't exist without Big Gay Brunch without Effie, without Nyla, without Chic, without Bandit, for all the reasons you just said. Like, absolutely. Like, I. I wouldn't have realized that there was still a space for me here without them. So, like, I wouldn't be here because I wouldn't have realized I could. [01:43:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:52] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. Well, happy Big Gay Brunch. I guess something else had. So there was some other event this weekend, too, but I don't really care about that. This was [01:44:06] Speaker A: on Dynamite. Apparently, the Death Riders saved Osprey and then abducted him, And they came out and saved him, and then they just, like, kidnapped him. [01:44:23] Speaker C: Well, Claudio did what he did with the tables. He just put Osprey over his shoulders and just walked out. I was like, are they gonna. Like, are they gonna take off his calves and give him to Danny Garcia? [01:44:37] Speaker B: I'm so like, okay. I'm happy we did this. We needed this. We absolutely needed this. [01:44:45] Speaker A: We'll be back to the regular Darby [01:44:47] Speaker B: Allen forever next week. I'm very excited to talk about what all that means. We will be back to Dynamite next week, but we're gonna keep doing the show. But we're gonna be loud, annoying about how much Darby sucks and how TK's got to fix his, so. [01:45:01] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. He's wrestling Brody next week. [01:45:04] Speaker B: Oh, good. I hope he unhinges his jaw and swallows him whole. Yeah, that would. All right. Yeah. So anything else we gotta say? [01:45:18] Speaker A: I'll. I'll echo what she said. Trans hands can carry this business. [01:45:23] Speaker B: Trans hands can carry this business. Business. And if you don't like it, you can catch these trans hands [01:45:30] Speaker A: with your own eyes. Happy wrestling. Stupid coats. [01:45:34] Speaker B: Happy. [01:45:50] Speaker C: So where is your angle? When I say women are women, not women. I'm dying. This is my body. My body is mind belongs to the government. This is my body. It's mine to stop. [01:46:02] Speaker B: What the I can do with it? [01:46:03] Speaker C: This is my body. My rock to the side is my rock to my freedom. This is my body. Yeah. Yeah. I am somebody. Yeah. And my guts have actually been pretty pussified the last couple of weeks, so I wonder if it's spreading. It's just acting a fool, which is. [01:46:25] Speaker B: You got the ticulitis. [01:46:27] Speaker A: Acting a fool, which is funny. [01:46:30] Speaker C: Saying my tummy hurts and I hate the government.