Wednesday Night Fake Fights. . .Coming Soon from MNFF

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Do I have to? Yes, you have to. I mean, you two could have just asked. [00:00:06] Speaker B: And to make sure you don't weasel your way out of this one, you ain't going nowhere. [00:00:17] Speaker A: Y' all know who we are, but you don't know why we're here. [00:00:22] Speaker B: Roll the tape, Moneybags Gorge. The following announcement has been paid for by the fno. [00:00:38] Speaker A: They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. [00:00:42] Speaker B: So I guess it's out with the old and in with the new dogs. [00:00:46] Speaker A: See, the folks are tired of all this nostalgia crap. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Shillionaire Taylor just can't let it go. [00:00:53] Speaker A: The people want something fresh, something new. [00:01:00] Speaker B: And it's time to give it to them. Get ready for Wednesday Night Fake Fights. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Brought to you by the fno, the Friday Night Oddcast. [00:01:12] Speaker B: It's weekly recaps, catch ups, goofs and graps about all things AEW jillionaire. [00:01:19] Speaker A: Taylor over here keeps all the Russell bucks for themselves, but we've got ourselves a little insurance policy. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Find out what or who it is on June 27 for the premiere of Wednesday Night Fake Fights. [00:01:36] Speaker A: The hot new thing covered by a few hot things. [00:01:39] Speaker B: We're here and ready to keep things bizarre. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Stick that in the funny pages or whatever it is they say. All right, let's get out of here. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Sam.