Dynallision L: Ghost Babel

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed, and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:54] Speaker B: That's a fucking stinger if I've ever heard one. Welcome back to the Wednesday night fake fights. It is high. Ella Taylor, you're gonna have to listen all the way through to find out why we're giggling. That. See, that's how I get you. We're here to talk about. Aw, dynamite. Yeah, Yeah, I gotta listen to the end of here. Why we're giggling like a bunch of freaks. Teehee. My other giggling companions, my wrestlequeers, with which we watch Dynamite. First wrestlequeer. Erica the Length Warrens. Go. Hi. Say hi. [00:01:35] Speaker A: Hey, it's me, Erica the Length Warren, still in Mechanicsburg. Cats sleeping in a cat tree behind me. I'm on a nice couch and I'm wearing shorts and I had a fancy grilled cheese. I'm poor, but whatever. I get to pretend I'm rich for a week. [00:01:50] Speaker B: I am poor, but life is still good. She lied. And our second favorite, I'm not. That was me, not you. You're doing fine. I'm lying. [00:01:58] Speaker A: I am not doing fine. [00:02:00] Speaker B: Yeah, no. I'm doing so bad. [00:02:02] Speaker C: Folks, [00:02:04] Speaker B: please buy me a blue sky and send me money. Anyways, our second wrestle queer, the one, the only, apple of my eye. Yo, Asoy. [00:02:17] Speaker C: I'll have to say I'm gonna be on a little rope and I'm gonna spin around the auditorium of releasing nacho cheese as I fly by. Okay, But I'm gonna be dressed as an airplane. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Oh, okay, okay. I was concerned where the. The cheese was coming from. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Okay. All right. Oh, God. Well, can you try to watch out for the Hamon clones? They're. They're putting up some banners and they're putting up some streamers. All right? [00:02:49] Speaker A: It's everywhere. [00:02:49] Speaker C: It's everywhere. I get caught in a manner drowning 2 inches. [00:02:57] Speaker A: It's the Spongebob bit where you're just hanging from the ceiling. Yeah, [00:03:06] Speaker B: We should have coordinated because obviously I had them putting up all these banners because our long national nightmare is over, folks. Kill the twink. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Piper's not editing this week. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Oh, I like Cue the music. [00:03:27] Speaker A: She has informed me that. That there is. That the Belch compilation is going along. [00:03:32] Speaker B: Oh, it's coming along nicely. Okay, I'm good. [00:03:35] Speaker A: That would be a good place for it. Belch Compilation for Darby not being champion anymore. [00:03:42] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Get. We hate you. Yeah, yeah. Fresh one. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Fresh one. [00:03:53] Speaker B: So double or nothing rocked. It really did. Not just because of that. Not just because our. Our long month and a half. Nightmare month and a half. A month and a half. It was a month and a half's worth of our show. I went back and checked, and it was six episodes ago that. That we had to unleash upon the world. It was six episodes ago that we had to unleash onto the 60. No, no, Hampter. You're adding a zero. I know, I know. [00:04:23] Speaker C: Felt like. [00:04:24] Speaker B: I know. It felt so much more. But you're doing the thing again where you add a zero because of the fascism and the. Yeah, yeah, but we're free. [00:04:37] Speaker C: I took a bump. I took a bump last Sunday and I now I put a zero at the end of everything. [00:04:46] Speaker A: I took a bump. I'm one of the boys now. [00:04:52] Speaker C: I, too, just slammed myself into a wall, hoping to die on national, on, like, HBO within the first minute of the match. So now I had a zero to everything. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Damn it. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Maybe we can fix that so we [00:05:15] Speaker B: have a monkey clone therapist on staff. Like, you can just. You don't have to go the Darby route. It doesn't have to be this way. You can just go. Go talk it out. [00:05:24] Speaker C: Fix my brain. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Christ. [00:05:26] Speaker A: I've never known this symptom of CTE before, but his first time for everything. [00:05:32] Speaker C: Yeah, usually it's actually the loss of something maybe, like. [00:05:36] Speaker A: No, now you just gain. Now you just gain. Yes, the addition of brain cells. So it's reverse cte. [00:05:44] Speaker C: I had two to begin with. [00:05:48] Speaker A: The brain cells are exploding inside my skull, and they keep wanting to add zeros to everything, and then just a [00:05:55] Speaker B: third one pops up as, like, hey, hey. [00:06:00] Speaker C: Immediately gets run over by a cozy coupe. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like Akira, where, like, your flesh is just, like, bubbling everywhere and just like. No te. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Oh, well, needless to say, sickos, we're in a good mood. I mean, it's been, what, 50 minutes since we introed the podcast? Oh, now I'm doing it. But, oh, oh, no, it's spreading. But, yeah, there will be more celebrating. We will. I'm sure we will talk about the things that need talking about as we get there, But. Holy hell, 30 hours of dilution. Yeah, we got 30 hours of dilution. All right, where are. Where are we? Erica, let's drive this. [00:06:51] Speaker A: All right, let's hop in. Hey, I kind of know this area. We're live from the City of Brotherly Love, where we each other everywhere. It's Philadelphia. Eat the rest of the country. You all wish you were us. You make fun of us, but then you come to us and you're like, oh, please, do something crazy against the fashion we like. [00:07:15] Speaker B: Oh, I'm sorry. I remember I'm staring at you at Minneapolitan like, I'm sorry. What? You are. Yeah. You want to say it? Yeah. Where the people. [00:07:24] Speaker A: Other people can do it. [00:07:28] Speaker B: All right, look, I don't think anyone here threw a battery, so, like, you know, we're not on your level. Yeah. [00:07:34] Speaker A: At Santa Claus, first off, it was ice. At Santa Claus, Second, it wasn't Santa Claus, okay? [00:07:39] Speaker B: The bat or the battery was a [00:07:40] Speaker A: drunk guy at a fucking Eagles game. You can throw ice at him, and you can throw batteries at baseball players to say shitty things about your city. That's allowed. It's. [00:07:51] Speaker B: Bad things happen in Philly, folks. Bad things. [00:07:56] Speaker A: I actually own a T shirt that says bad things happen in Philadelphia. And it's got gritty on it. [00:08:02] Speaker C: That's incredible. [00:08:04] Speaker B: Amazing. And I would expect nothing less. And I kind of want one like you. You have become you. In Portland are our sister cities. [00:08:13] Speaker A: I feel like I need to find where that shirt is. It's probably in a box. I don't think I've worn it since I moved from Japan. [00:08:20] Speaker B: Oh, my God, I need one. [00:08:23] Speaker A: Gritty is almost Cryptid of the Week, but he's not. [00:08:27] Speaker B: What is Cryptid of the Week, though, Erica, please give it to me. I'm even now. Look at me. I'm not even fucking, like, arguing. I'm in such a good mood over this twink death that, like. Please give me Cryptid of the Week. Bring it on. Let's go. [00:08:40] Speaker A: Crypto of the week. I gotta be honest with you. The Philadelphia, like, Pennsylvania is divided east and west. All right? Philly's on the east. There's not really a lot on the east, so I kind of had to borrow something from, like, the central. It's still kind of our side. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Fudging it, but we'll take it. [00:08:57] Speaker A: Yeah, fudging it. I fudged it before. [00:09:01] Speaker B: We fudge. [00:09:02] Speaker A: We. [00:09:02] Speaker B: We're a fudge thing. [00:09:06] Speaker A: I heard a story about a praying mantis, a giant praying mantis alien in Philly once, but I can't actually find the source on it. So I'm gonna go with. This is the first, like Bigfoot creature on. Oh, and it's called. It's called the Albatwitch. And so it's, it's like, it's there. [00:09:25] Speaker B: There's four foot Bigfoot on too many red Bulls. [00:09:30] Speaker A: They're. They're, they're, they're. They're not even really bigfoots. They're just like four foot tall ape men. They love to steal apples. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Okay. Who doesn't? [00:09:42] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:09:44] Speaker B: So the little manes, they're little mains. They're not the big names. [00:09:47] Speaker A: Yeah, like, they, they got famous for like stealing apples from Pennsylvania Dutch people. That's what they do. There's. There's. There's a festival. There's a festival somewhere out here called like Albat twitch days or something. Because you know what? [00:10:04] Speaker B: I'm gonna be so, so real. I think those Dutch people had a bunch of apples stolen from like, local children is what's going on here. [00:10:16] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I believe it is four foot tall little monkey men who do they is their. Their day then just like doing apple type. Like. [00:10:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:29] Speaker C: Problems and baked goods. Because, like, I'm down for that. We get some apple butter out there [00:10:34] Speaker A: and just like I have never been, but I would assume so. [00:10:37] Speaker B: Okay. I'd bob. I'd do whatever you can actually look [00:10:39] Speaker A: up where it is. I think it's. It might actually be in Europe. [00:10:42] Speaker C: I love the idea of just these little Goril terrorizing the Pennsylvania Dutch. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Nice to be fair to those little gorillas. Dutch. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Apple pie. Apple pie. [00:10:54] Speaker B: Apple pie. [00:10:55] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Where the is this? Wrightsville. Wrightsville, Pennsylvania? I think it said Susquehanna. When we get to Pittsburgh in the west side of the state. Oh, there's a good one there. It's also kind of a bigfoot, but there's a good one. [00:11:09] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay. [00:11:11] Speaker A: That's. That's Cryptid of the week. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah. No, those are small. Those are small children who were trying to keep the do. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Small children don't have hair, Ella. [00:11:20] Speaker B: Maybe they do. Small children have hair. [00:11:25] Speaker C: I mean, it's actually kind of interesting because it plays into the apple, which, you know, it becomes a focal point in the last episode. [00:11:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I was gonna say that apple is gonna get a call back. Yeah, the apple's gonna get a call back at the end of this episode. [00:11:40] Speaker A: Apples. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does. [00:11:43] Speaker C: Maybe that's why they brought them to the. Maybe she's like, oh, you know, who's a little. What's that? [00:11:52] Speaker A: What. [00:11:52] Speaker C: What's the cryptid again. [00:11:53] Speaker A: I called alba. Alba twitch, maybe. [00:11:56] Speaker C: Oh, maybe she does an alba twitch or, like, her mom or dad. [00:12:00] Speaker A: I don't know. Like, I mean, I don't know if there's Albatwich in Japan. [00:12:04] Speaker B: Those are indigenous children stealing apples from the Dutch. That's what I'm saying. I think the Dutch were being racist. I think that those were indigenous children maybe wearing furs. [00:12:15] Speaker A: I think you need to open your heart. I think you need to open your heart to the. The. The reality of the albat twitch and high strangeness. [00:12:27] Speaker B: I think you need to open your heart to the racism of the Dutch. [00:12:31] Speaker A: Okay, I don't need to open my heart to that. I know that. [00:12:37] Speaker C: Oh, weird little guys. [00:12:43] Speaker A: I'm out here walking through the development my sister's houses and going to this artisanal grilled cheese truck, and it's just like a bunch of white, white families just hanging around. And I got my sunglasses. I was like, nobody knows I'm a tranny when I'm wearing my sunglasses. Everybody knows I'm a tranny because I got a big old cat with trans colors on my purse. [00:13:09] Speaker B: Oh, check out that tranny in the sunglasses. [00:13:14] Speaker A: Like, what house is the tranny in? [00:13:19] Speaker B: Why do people listen to this show? [00:13:22] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:13:24] Speaker A: I say it. It's fine. [00:13:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, right? More, more, more and more all the time. Thank you. Like, Jesus Christ. But we are in Philly. I didn't see any. Well, well, yeah, no, we did see some apple toting small folk later. We'll get there. Holy. [00:13:44] Speaker A: But we'll get there. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Yeah. We got a ways to go. [00:13:48] Speaker A: So we open with. Renee is trying to. It's a video from. Oh, what is that show called? Double or nothing. That's what we watched this weekend. So Renee's catching up with Will, who. Who won his match against Samoa Joe. And that was, like, a very, very good match. [00:14:07] Speaker B: Yeah, very. [00:14:09] Speaker A: I haven't liked an osprey match that much in a long time, but, like, I'm gonna credit Samoa Joe. [00:14:15] Speaker B: Well, yeah, Samoa Joe doesn't have bad matches. [00:14:19] Speaker A: He doesn't. She wants to know how he's feeling. He feels good. His neck is not a. And he goes into the trainer's room because he's got to get his arm looked at. And Kenny Omega is there. Kenny, who was in the. What was it called? Stadium Stampede match, which was a beautiful spectacle of insanity. Definitely watch that. He's get nice. And Wills get nice. And this is a call back to when they had their. Their. Their meeting when, like, Will's like, oh, God, my neck is a pussy. And Will and Osprey and no, sorry. Omega's like, well, my guts are a. We can, we can get better and we can do it together. Yeah, [00:15:06] Speaker B: but. Yeah, but now Osprey or Kenny's like, I can't believe you deposified your neck with those guys, bro. Like, I thought we were bros. Weren't we bros? [00:15:16] Speaker A: Kenny's like, oh, I, I don't know about the Death Riders, man. They'll, like, they'll do what they, they say they're gonna do, but they'll do it by any means necessary. And he says, but, Will, I'd help you if you asked. I would have helped you. And Osprey correctly points out, kenny, you're not here, man. And Kenny can't bounce back the way that he used to, so that's why he's not here all the time. And neither of them are the man they used to be, but just don't trust them. Will Mox. And Mox just, like, comes out the side hatch behind him just like, hey, need some ice. We've all got skeletons, don't we? He's just like, hey, Brody King walks [00:16:01] Speaker B: by, he's like, ice. Oh, sorry, I went there. [00:16:06] Speaker A: All right, I understand, I understand. This is, it's instinctual at this point. [00:16:10] Speaker B: It was a low hanging apple. I'm sorry, what was that guy to do? Just leave it to the Dutch. [00:16:17] Speaker A: If we want to say ice, we should just say ice. We've all got skeletons, so I'll lead you. I'll leave you to do whatever it is that Death Riders do, which is, as we know, [00:16:31] Speaker B: group masturbation. [00:16:35] Speaker A: About to turn the gravity up in the trainer's room. [00:16:39] Speaker B: It's about to get real heavy in here. [00:16:45] Speaker C: No. [00:16:50] Speaker A: All right, so show proper starts and Kevin Knight comes out and he. He's actually, this is funny because I was talking with somebody, I was talking with a few people in blue sky about how Ricky Starks was doing a really bad Dwayne Johnson impression. Yeah, ever Knight. I didn't hate it either. It was just really funny. He did it directly in nxt and everybody was just like, no, no, no, you're not him. [00:17:23] Speaker B: You know he works here, right? Like, he works. [00:17:28] Speaker A: But Knight's wearing like a, like a, A sweater the Rock would have worn in the 90s. That's what I truly. Yeah, he didn't quite have, like the high turtleneck, but he looked like Nation of Domination a little bit Dwayne. [00:17:41] Speaker C: And I was just the Nation of Domination. [00:17:45] Speaker B: Oh, spoilers. [00:17:46] Speaker A: Sorry. Spoilers. I'm sorry. Hampter. [00:17:50] Speaker B: Oh, it gets. It gets real weird. [00:17:55] Speaker A: Oh, man. Wait till you get to the black face. [00:17:58] Speaker C: Oh, no. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Dx. [00:18:02] Speaker C: I knew it was. I knew April. April's coming up. And I know April is full of shenanigans. [00:18:06] Speaker B: I think to cross. To cross post from something I said on the new show coming out soon, Triple H. It stands for Hunter Hearst, White supremacist. White. You see the. Yeah. Cripes. [00:18:22] Speaker A: So if you have not seen double or nothing spoilers. But Kevin turned heel. Oh. [00:18:28] Speaker C: So [00:18:32] Speaker A: he decided that it was Darby o' clock after Darby lost the belt. And Darby was strapped to a gurney, and he UFO splashed him and just, like, bounced off him. [00:18:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:44] Speaker B: So he turned. He turned heel, if you don't believe women. [00:18:47] Speaker C: And then he kicked over the. He kicked over the thing, and I. He kicked over the gurney. And I said it then and I said it today. Kevin wasn't mad. He was just disappointed. [00:18:57] Speaker B: It was just disappointed. [00:18:59] Speaker A: You. [00:18:59] Speaker C: This is literally the promo he gives. He's just like, yeah, he had a chance and he blew it. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Yeah, you blew it. Where? The. The. The Jet would not have blown this. Yeah. And I was just like, this is facts and logic. And as of right this moment, I went on Blue sky, and I said, kevin Knight did nothing wrong. [00:19:21] Speaker A: I am on Kevin Knight's side. [00:19:24] Speaker B: Absolutely. I'm Kevin Knight's side here. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Philly wasn't. But I feel more like Philly just wanted to boo heels. Yeah, a little bit, because he got lots of fuck you, Kevin's. And then he's like, I want to explain what I did on Sunday. And Philly just like, no, shut the fuck up. Yeah, we don't care. [00:19:41] Speaker B: No, he gotta shut the up chat. And I was like, yeah, you don't talk to. That's the Jet. I don't know if you guys know. They write that down, [00:19:53] Speaker C: like. [00:19:54] Speaker A: Yeah, well, yes, we like to say. We like to tell people to shut the up. Yeah. [00:19:58] Speaker B: We all like to say swears on television. [00:20:01] Speaker A: We like to say swears. Like, have you heard me? You. You. You. You edit this podcast. [00:20:06] Speaker B: You've heard the way at least once a week. And I hang out with you in a group chat. [00:20:12] Speaker A: Great. All the time. [00:20:16] Speaker B: And can you. No one can ever see inside the group chat. [00:20:20] Speaker A: I farted, too. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Damn it. You turn this in a Radio Free tote bag. Anyway. [00:20:31] Speaker A: God. All right. So, yeah, he says Darby choked just like the Sixers. I. I don't watch basketball. I don't. [00:20:40] Speaker B: I. I've assumed he's talking about squeakums. I know that. I got that joke. [00:20:44] Speaker A: I. I assume that the Sixers aren't very good because, like, our only good player is a guy who's like, they have to surround. They have to unfreeze him from cryo. He's just like in bubble wrap in a. In a cryogenic pod like. Joel Embiid, we need you. Please begin the thawing of Joel Embiid. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Right. [00:21:05] Speaker A: He was. Kevin Knight was the last man to beat mjf, and he should have been in the main event. He's not a bench player. And Darby told him, don't waste any time. So he didn't wait, and he left him lying in a pool of his own blood. And then our heroic French Canadian speedball arrives, and sweet friend, looking like Disco Jones. [00:21:27] Speaker B: And it was awesome. [00:21:29] Speaker C: Let's disco ball target the suit gi. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Yeah, the suit gi. Thank you. I write that. Like, his GI Jacket. [00:21:37] Speaker B: Yeah, the suit GI. Well, well said, Disco bones from Star Trek. He looked like disco balls. [00:21:45] Speaker A: He looks at Darby, he's dead. [00:21:48] Speaker B: Kevin's like, I know I did that. [00:21:55] Speaker C: My doctor. Not a miracle woman. Woman. Miracle worker. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Miracle doctor. Not a miracle them. [00:22:05] Speaker B: Speedball is a miracle woman. [00:22:08] Speaker A: Sometimes. Sometimes, yeah. [00:22:12] Speaker B: They. [00:22:12] Speaker A: They say night. They know Knight's ambitious, and that's why they worked well as a team together, because they both want to be the best. But Knight gets ahead of himself, and he did it at double or nothing. But if he apologizes, they can set things right. Speedball holds out his hand, and Knight just bumps him and then attacks. [00:22:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:35] Speaker A: And Taz agrees. Speedball was out of line. [00:22:38] Speaker C: Oh, Taz was so gassed up by Kevin Knight, he was on one for the rest of the night. He was just like, oh, hell yeah, he's eating good. He's like, new heel, new heel, new heel. [00:22:49] Speaker A: He just shovelly. He was. He's acting up in Philly. [00:22:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:55] Speaker B: Oh, he is. All night. [00:22:58] Speaker A: We are all what to do [00:23:01] Speaker C: Something in the water. I saw speedboat come out. I was like, oh, poor babes. He's gonna get hit. And indeed, shocking. [00:23:09] Speaker A: It's pronounced hampter. It's pronounced wooter here. [00:23:13] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah, there's something. [00:23:15] Speaker B: Sorry and such. Yeah. [00:23:18] Speaker A: I didn't realize I was saying that until somebody pointed out in college, and I was like, you. How dare you? [00:23:23] Speaker B: First of all, that's. That's how I feel about the word mosh. Mosh. Mosh. And yes, thank you. I have to think about how I. Yeah. Otherwise. Yeah, yeah, but I'll say mosh mash. [00:23:41] Speaker A: Pit. It's mosh pit. [00:23:43] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'll say ma. Ma. I'll go, Matt. And people pointing out. I see also my beg because I'm from Wisconsin. [00:23:55] Speaker A: Oh, no. Speaking of Wisconsin, Renee Paquette is not from Wisconsin. [00:24:06] Speaker B: Wrong side of the border. [00:24:07] Speaker C: I love it. [00:24:08] Speaker A: But she is with the, she is with the demand. I had, I had such a, like, meltdown when the, during the segment, as everyone can attest. And blue, blue sky. I can attest from this afternoon. [00:24:22] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:24:24] Speaker A: So Renee is interviewing Ricochet because he's about to wrestle Jericho and the demand are banned from ringside. And Ricochet says he lost twice, but he didn't lose in Stadium Stampede. And for some reason. And it took seven guys to beat Bishop Khan. And now for some reason, everybody's banned from ringside and he's going to go beat up Jericho. But that's not why I'm fascinated by this segment. I am fascinated by this segment because of one Mr. Toa Leona. [00:24:55] Speaker B: Yeah, his titties are great. [00:24:57] Speaker A: His titties are fantastic. And he's also got a, a bite mark on his hand. From titties, not the titties. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Oh, well, that's right. He got, he got bitten, right? Yeah, it's nice. He got a big. He got bit by Leo Rush. And he's selling the hand still. [00:25:14] Speaker A: He's selling the hand. And he's got, like, a black bite mark on his hand. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Enhance. [00:25:23] Speaker A: No, I, I posted the picture in the group chat. It was like, what's, what do you notice about this picture? I was like, totally on his titties. They're nice, [00:25:35] Speaker C: but no cigar. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Close, but no cigar. No, and, and computer enhance. And it's. Yeah, he's got the bite marker on his hand. So. And he's, he's, like, looking all sweaty and nervous. He's looking around, I think, I think [00:25:49] Speaker C: he shoves the camera at the end, too. [00:25:51] Speaker A: But he shoves the kit. Well, he always does that. But, like, yeah, he was very like about it. Not he didn't have his heart into it. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:26:03] Speaker C: God, I hope this plays out. [00:26:04] Speaker A: I hope it plays out so much because Leo Rush is such. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Oh, my God, he's got the bubionic plague. [00:26:10] Speaker C: I love Leo. All of my notes about the upcoming match is about, are about Leo Rush. [00:26:18] Speaker A: Yeah, even, even Jerrika Ricochet. [00:26:22] Speaker C: Yes. I was like, this is an intro. If, like, fine, whatever. Let's get this out of our system. Where's Leo Rush? [00:26:29] Speaker B: I hear Leo. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Where is Leo Rush? I, I, I have to, I feel like I have to keep an eye on him now. [00:26:33] Speaker C: I know. [00:26:34] Speaker B: Oh, shit. He's behind you. [00:26:38] Speaker C: I did know going into this match that Jericho would pin Ricochet. [00:26:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:45] Speaker C: Like, I've pinned Jericho twice, and he'll never have that on me. [00:26:53] Speaker B: And now we need a rubber match and. Yeah, maybe down the line. No, I don't need maybe down the line. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I. I had a note in here that, like. All right, so, yes. Next. Next, they do Chris Jericho versus Ricochet. And they. They talk immediately about how Jericho hurt his leg in Stadium Stampede going through a table. And I don't think it was the one where he did the Sabu table spot. It was one of the other ones, [00:27:19] Speaker B: which means he did the Sabu table spot after hurting himself like a dumbass. [00:27:24] Speaker A: But I don't think he hurt himself that badly. [00:27:28] Speaker C: He did the table spot at the very end after he won. So. [00:27:32] Speaker B: Yes, that's what makes it the 70 spot. [00:27:34] Speaker A: That's what makes it the Sabu spatra. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Yes. [00:27:36] Speaker A: It's. It's the celebratory. I don't know. I was like, oh, man. What if his leg is really up? And what if, like, he does a net? Pulls like a Kevin Nash in this, and, like, that quad just snaps? [00:27:49] Speaker C: Pulls up like a window. [00:27:56] Speaker A: Like a window shade. [00:27:58] Speaker C: Oh, sick. [00:28:00] Speaker B: Look, you know, you have to. We have to stop making that joke. [00:28:04] Speaker A: I love that joke. It's the funniest line from the Venture brothers. Oh, God. Oh. [00:28:12] Speaker B: But the body horror. When I injured my knee, all I can think about is, I tore it dead, and it's gonna roll up my goddamn leg like. [00:28:22] Speaker A: Oh, like a window shade. [00:28:24] Speaker B: Shade. Yeah. Yeah. [00:28:29] Speaker C: Pod gets too real. [00:28:31] Speaker A: Too real with the actual life body horror as opposed to our regular life body horror. Yeah. Yeah. [00:28:38] Speaker B: I feel better now. Someone hire me, please. [00:28:40] Speaker A: Trans women. The regular body horror. Oh, my God. [00:28:45] Speaker C: Back to your normally scheduled. [00:28:46] Speaker A: I find the real body horror is just having a body. Yeah. [00:28:51] Speaker B: You mean goddamn meat Mecca. Yeah. I hate it. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Long live the new flesh. Okay, let's talk about it a little bit. [00:29:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Let's get it over with. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Ricochet has got the early advantage, and I think that it would be funny if he won again. And they really do. Are like. It would be really. I would. It would have been funny. And they really were making. They really were playing up Jericho's leg. Yeah. [00:29:20] Speaker C: Nil and tight. And, I mean, Ricochet goes after it the entire time, too. I mean, like, if it wasn't badly injured previously, hopefully, you know, it is now. I don't know why I'm being Really nasty. [00:29:32] Speaker A: But, like, you, Chris Jericho. [00:29:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:34] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I feel loopy after that last episode, and, like, I'm not sleeping well because of animals. [00:29:40] Speaker B: Fair enough. [00:29:41] Speaker C: Completely understandable. [00:29:42] Speaker B: I just. I just want Jericho to get whatever he's got to get out of his system and go back into the sunset to hawk dick pills or whatever he does. Yeah. Like, it's just. [00:29:55] Speaker A: He does Cryptid of the week on his podcast. [00:29:57] Speaker B: He does. [00:29:58] Speaker C: That's gimmick infringement, sister. [00:30:01] Speaker B: He. [00:30:01] Speaker A: He. He does have UFO guys on because he wanted to be Joe Rogan for a little while. [00:30:06] Speaker B: That makes sense. [00:30:06] Speaker A: And Joe Rogan likes having UFO guys on. [00:30:09] Speaker B: I actually thought. I was, like, gonna say, like, first, my brain was like, that's up. I was like, no, actually, that's very funny. If you lifted Crypto of the week from Chris Jericho, that would actually be very funny to me. [00:30:21] Speaker A: I lifted it from. I just like Cryptids. [00:30:23] Speaker B: Fair. Fair enough. [00:30:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, Ricochet pretty much has the early advantage until Chris makes a comeback, and he does a dive on the outside, and he does the Walls of Jericho on the desk, and everybody's like, well, that looks cool, but nobody can win this way. [00:30:41] Speaker B: He's like. [00:30:42] Speaker C: He's can tap all he wants. Like, what are you gonna do? [00:30:45] Speaker B: Jericho's like, you mean I'm doing something aesthetically pleasing with no substance? [00:30:49] Speaker A: No, I mean the thing, like, you could, like, cripple his legs and then leave him out there and get a count out. Like, it's no mercy. [00:30:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing you could do. [00:31:03] Speaker A: That's the thing you can do. [00:31:04] Speaker B: It's an end game. That's a way to win. Yeah. [00:31:08] Speaker A: Yep. So, yeah. Oh, Taz actually brought up the quads, apparently, during the commercial break. [00:31:14] Speaker B: When is. When. When is he not bringing up quads? [00:31:18] Speaker A: When he's talking about his own metal limbs. [00:31:20] Speaker B: Yes. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. Commercial break was just boring. It was just heat. [00:31:25] Speaker C: And because Ricochet take. Ricochet takes over, Right? [00:31:28] Speaker A: Yep. Ricochet has got all the advantage during it. He tries fighting back, and, like, they do, like, a strike exchange, and they do boo, bald. Boo, bald. Instead of boo. Yay, bou. Yay. Which is weird because, yeah, they're booing Jericho and saying bald. [00:31:47] Speaker C: They both are such heat for both of them. Like, both. [00:31:51] Speaker A: I guess everybody. Yeah, I guess, like, everybody sucks. That sounds like a Philly thing to do. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah. And then there's the one person in the back going, I was saying, boo. Yay, [00:32:05] Speaker A: Bouillay. [00:32:07] Speaker B: They. [00:32:07] Speaker A: They say, yeah, they do that exchange, and Then Jericho does like an axe handle and he gets a bulldog and a springboard back elbow and then a brain buster. And then there's like. Well, somebody on commentary is like, well, when you've been doing wrestling for 600 years, you know a lot of moves and everybody laughs. And Jerrica Ricochet avoids the Judas effect, drags Jericho to the floor, and then does a suicida. Then just does a Fosberry flop. Just. Yeah, because he can. And. Yeah, I actually do. Like, I actually do have it here. They're doing the. The story mode and the WWE video game is the story mode matches too hard. I'm just gonna like, get a count out win strategy. Because that's what Ricochet does do. He's like, tries to get a count out win. [00:32:55] Speaker C: So funny because. Right. Because Taz was making fun of Jericho is like, well, when you've been wrestling. Because I think Jericho did a slight variation when saw Ricochet was like. He actually adapted on the fly. And Tesla's like, well, when you've wrestled for 600 years, and Tony's like, of course. The face. He's like. I was gonna say a consummate professional. It's like, 600 years is better. [00:33:21] Speaker A: 600 years is better. I mean, that is a long time to be wrestling. [00:33:26] Speaker C: Very long time. [00:33:27] Speaker A: Nobody's done it. Not since. I think Buddy Rose is still doing it. But [00:33:33] Speaker C: 600 [00:33:37] Speaker A: too far back. [00:33:38] Speaker C: This is also my 4, 420th birthday because I've also put it. Put a zero at the end of this birthday. So I've just decided to add zeros to more things. [00:33:50] Speaker A: Birthday. [00:33:51] Speaker C: Thank you. It is my birthday. [00:33:54] Speaker B: Happy weed birthday. Hampter. That's. [00:33:59] Speaker C: Yeah. Take 42. 420. [00:34:08] Speaker A: Actually, maybe that's it. Maybe. Maybe Taz. Maybe Taz added. Added a zero to 60 there. He's like, yeah. [00:34:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:34:19] Speaker A: It's spreading. It's just like. It is just like the Akira thing. [00:34:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:25] Speaker A: Body horror. Anyway, Jericho beats the. The count outside and Ricochet actually hits like a springboard Phoenix splash. Yeah. That only gets two. That should have ended it, but no, he wants a spirit gun. He dodges. Jericho dodges it. Balls Jericho in the middle of the ring. He. I like that. He drags him back. And the only way Ricochet can get out is to attack the. The injured leg. [00:34:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:52] Speaker A: So then he baits Jericho into almost hitting Aubrey and then hits a low blow, gets the Rico salt, but only gets two. He goes up and he. I don't think I've seen him try and do this. In a while. But he tried to do the. The 6:30. [00:35:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:07] Speaker A: Splash and mist. Code breaker for two. And then Judas effects. Jericho gets the lion salt. And Ricochet has to, like, slide to get in the way of the lion salt. Yeah. So that Jericho will hit it and Jericho wins, which is never great. [00:35:27] Speaker C: That's wild to do a l like a lion salt after somebody half your age has been doing it better on you for the last six weeks. [00:35:37] Speaker B: Like, oh, the fact that he's still doing it at all is insane. [00:35:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:43] Speaker A: I give him credit for that. [00:35:45] Speaker B: Like, stick to the walls. And the Judas effect. Like, don't be doing that, man. Like. Like, it was amazing when you were doing it when you were in your 20s now. It's terrifying. Don't do that. It was like when Sting was doing table spots in the 60s. It's like, just. Don't. Dude, Just. We don't have to do this, do that. [00:36:05] Speaker C: You just have to. [00:36:06] Speaker A: You don't have to, really. [00:36:08] Speaker C: I'm like, yeah, you can. [00:36:10] Speaker A: You can choose not to. But yeah, Like, I thought it was a good match overall. Like, Ricochet has been great. A great opponent for Jericho. Like, he can kind of just do anything and make Jericho look good. [00:36:24] Speaker C: And he's such a good piece of, like, easily. He easily puts Jericho over. [00:36:31] Speaker A: He is. It's a shame, like, total Leona is going to give him the black heart infection next. Yeah. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:38] Speaker C: Let's do it. [00:36:39] Speaker A: Bite him. Bite him. Anyway, speaking of horror movies, Tommy Chompers comes out, and he's. Because he's a psycho killer. You see, It's a horror movie. That's. That's the connection. He attacks. He attacks Chris Jericho, like, right after the bell. He just beats the. Out of him. And he. He said he wasn't gonna wait after he got, like, you know, murdered by my. By Mark Briscoe the week last week. He said he wasn't gonna wait, and nope, he. There he is. [00:37:10] Speaker C: There he goes. Tell me why the stream cut away when he smooches at one before he smooched at the end, I was like, okay, thanks. You have one job. Show the smoke. [00:37:21] Speaker A: Make sure Tommy Chopper smooch. [00:37:24] Speaker C: That's like. Yeah, like, one thing he does where [00:37:26] Speaker B: I'm just like, you know. You notice I haven't been, like, like, falling over myself to be like, ooh, Thompson chop. Oh. [00:37:36] Speaker A: Oh. What? You don't think he can have good matches with Chris Jericho? [00:37:40] Speaker B: No, I don't think anyone could wait. [00:37:43] Speaker A: Me neither. [00:37:44] Speaker B: I don't think anyone can have a compelling match with Chris Jericho. [00:37:51] Speaker A: I am intrigued at the notion that he might bring a cheese grater. [00:37:56] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [00:37:56] Speaker B: That might be to go with the [00:37:58] Speaker C: pizza cutter from the cage. Vaguely. Vaguely related. I saw Eddie Kingston's I think it was 2020 before the pay per view with Chris Jericho promo. When he takes the shot and he's like. I'm like, I'm trying drowning my demons again, but they know how to swim. And I was just like, holy. Like it was. It's such a good spot. Damn. Eddie. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Eddie is. Eddie's the best promo. [00:38:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, seriously, there's nothing like. Like it just again and again. Just again and again. Like, I. I think it comes back to. He's got. He's got that. That. That nobody told him. [00:38:44] Speaker C: Has told him that this is unreal. [00:38:47] Speaker B: Well, yeah, yeah. He's like. Well, he's got the thing of, like, no one's told it isn't real. And because of that, he has the Terry Funk thing where he can get on camera and go, I'm good at this time and day. I'm gonna kill you. Like, he means it because no one's told him that it's not real. [00:39:02] Speaker A: I mean, like, think about it. Like, he can't. He did not have a match in New York for double or nothing. He wasn't even on Zero Hour. But like, he came out. [00:39:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:11] Speaker A: Like, you know, do the same for the boom guys. The. The Costco guys. And like, he got the biggest pop. [00:39:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:19] Speaker A: Out of everybody in that match. [00:39:20] Speaker C: Ella, you like. You just. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Sound of his music in chat. [00:39:26] Speaker C: Ella's like, Eddie. And I was like, what? What? What? Because I didn't thought it was a different. I thought it was my Eddie, but. [00:39:34] Speaker B: Yeah, you thought it was. The ghost of Edward Zombie Guerrero had finally made it back with the Latino heat. It's Latino room temperature now. [00:39:44] Speaker C: No, it's actually. Yeah, it's actually below normal body temperature. [00:39:51] Speaker A: Listen, he just. Yeah, he just. He just. He used to lie, cheat and steal. Now he just. He lies. He lies. [00:39:57] Speaker C: He's. [00:39:57] Speaker A: He lies. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Decompose. Decomposes. [00:40:00] Speaker A: Yeah, he lies. Decomposes and rots. Yes. God, that's fucked. That's really fucked. But Eddie Kingston is. [00:40:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:08] Speaker A: The best fucking promo. [00:40:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:10] Speaker A: It's in a song. It's a Cold World. Bundle up. [00:40:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:14] Speaker A: Was a promo. He cut out a guy, he's like, I'm going to murder you in front of your family in a ring at the family. At the family friendly Chicago show. Anyway, Andrade gets a little promo about same Stampede. I can't understand half of what he says because of his accent. I'm sorry. [00:40:32] Speaker B: It's so good, though, how you know [00:40:34] Speaker A: I love him because he. He's. He talks about, like. [00:40:36] Speaker B: How about how you know that you don't know. [00:40:38] Speaker A: He doesn't. He doesn't have to wait for a world title match anymore. Mjf. You think you're better than me? [00:40:44] Speaker C: How you know A real Latino man. [00:40:46] Speaker B: A real Latino man is what he said. [00:40:48] Speaker A: That's what he said. I couldn't hear what he said. I did not. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Yeah, it was. It was dripping in. In sex. So, like. I understand, but it was like. It was very hard to understand. It was just. Jesus, God. I. I'll be in a corner. Never mind. I gotta go. I gotta. I'll be back. I gotta go. [00:41:11] Speaker A: You think you're better than me? How you know? All right, next match. [00:41:16] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:41:17] Speaker A: Yeah, here we go. Leo Rush time. [00:41:20] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:41:21] Speaker A: I was Station Showcase four way. [00:41:24] Speaker C: I was so. Because when I originally saw this match, I thought that it was Lio Rush and OC Tagging as a tag team against Brian Cage and Rouge and that. And I was so disappointed. And then I wasn't. [00:41:41] Speaker B: Okay, because, like, can you imagine Leo Rush conglomerate. [00:41:46] Speaker C: Yes. [00:41:47] Speaker A: No, I can't. Not anymore. [00:41:49] Speaker C: No, not anymore. [00:41:50] Speaker A: But like, I'm not saying that as in, like, No, I don't want to see it as like. No, I don't know what that would look like. [00:41:57] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't. I. It just needs to be with OC he can't be a part of the conglomerations because that's that. It's like inviting Gollum to Full House. [00:42:08] Speaker A: They should do that. Actually, that's a good idea. What? [00:42:11] Speaker C: Just trying domesticate. [00:42:14] Speaker A: What happened to Kimmy Gibler. And, like, he's hunched over her. Kimmy Gibbler's been eaten by Leo Rush. That's. [00:42:25] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Leo can be the like. Like, like animal in the Muppet. You know what I mean? Like, he's just there and it's like, you know, everyone. [00:42:34] Speaker C: Every sitcom family needs I think. [00:42:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, the wild card. [00:42:42] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fine. It's. It's fun. [00:42:47] Speaker B: It's. [00:42:48] Speaker A: That's his catchphrase. It's just like, oh, Leo, did you. My boss is coming over for dinner and you. You killed Kimmy Gibbler in the dining room. And the. The. My pot roast is ruined. And then cue the laugh track. [00:43:06] Speaker C: He just gallops around. [00:43:12] Speaker A: All right, you know what? I'm into it. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Okay? Sell it. I got It. [00:43:18] Speaker A: I'm gonna throw up my. I'm gonna throw up my whole idea that he's like the Renfield. For some other guy who's coming in, he's gonna have a big, spoopy, spoopy, spooky dark lord gimmick. Now It. [00:43:28] Speaker C: God, I hope so. [00:43:29] Speaker A: He. He just kills a guy and they're like, oh, my. My pot roast. My boss is coming over for dinner. [00:43:37] Speaker C: They do like a trio's match and like, Leo actually kills one of their opponents. And they stand in the ring, put their hands on their hips. They're like, oh, Leo. Just like. [00:43:50] Speaker B: It's right. [00:43:54] Speaker A: Yes. All right. Superstition. [00:43:57] Speaker B: He's the most relatable character in wrestling right now. [00:44:01] Speaker A: Yeah, he really is. He's like, it's fine. It's. I spit up black stuff from my constantly. [00:44:08] Speaker B: All the time. [00:44:12] Speaker A: Leo, what do you. What do you think is inside you? I don't know. Guts. [00:44:19] Speaker C: Find out. Just, like, starts ripping. Jesus. [00:44:25] Speaker A: Let's go. [00:44:25] Speaker B: Black stuff coming out of your mouth, Ella. It's gender. [00:44:28] Speaker A: It's fine. All right. Yeah. So the match. The match itself. Orange Cassidy versus Leo Rush versus Brian Cage versus Roosh. Not Rush. Rouge. [00:44:42] Speaker C: Rouge. I said Rush. [00:44:44] Speaker A: I don't. Oh, no, I don't give a. I. This is. That was for my own benefit because I'm going to be reading these notes and it's gonna be Leo and it's gonna be Leo and then Roosh, and it's like, no, it's not Leo Rouge. It's Leo Rush getting attacked by Roosh. [00:44:58] Speaker C: Yes. Wow. You Tony Khan. [00:45:02] Speaker A: It's like, yeah, this is three guys I like in Rouge. [00:45:06] Speaker C: Oh, my God, that's so real. Also, Roosh, when he gets in with Brian Cage in the early matches, like, fumbles the fumbles. A grab, like a hold, and Brian Cage has to ad lib and takes him down with like a. What did I do? [00:45:22] Speaker A: Well, that was. I don't. I don't know how that actually worked because it was. They tossed the little guys and then they. They face off. And then Cage tries to do a head scissors and. And then, like, he doesn't catch him. [00:45:34] Speaker C: Yes. [00:45:34] Speaker A: So Roos just runs him over and he does, like, a comeback German and a slam. And then the little guys come back in and they try and steal covers off on the big guys while they're both down. And then, like, a fantastic spot as Orange Cassie is, like, looking at Leo Rush. I don't know about this, man. And then he does the. He pokes him with his foot and he does it multiple times, and the crowd starts doing, like, the. Oh, oh. [00:46:03] Speaker C: Leah's just watching him, fascinated. [00:46:09] Speaker A: It was just so good. He. He does. He does the. The kicks, and then he tries running at him. And then Leo does. He does that. He can just change directions. Running thing. Get. Does, like, a handspring kick to OC Sends him the floor, does another one to Brian Cage, and then he just scampers around. He's gonna do a dive and gets caught outside by. By Cage Intensity. [00:46:33] Speaker C: Oh, that's right. Cassidy saves him. [00:46:36] Speaker A: Roost. Roosh does the. The tranquil pose. And commercial. And I don't. [00:46:43] Speaker C: This is my. This is my unimpressed face. Like, okay. [00:46:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Tony Schiavone on commentary during commercial tells us that Rouge is cool. And I. I can only say how, you know. [00:46:54] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree with that, honestly. Like, just the way even my friend Megan was like. Yeah. The way he walks around and his hair hangs down. Down, I guess. And his eyes light up. What are you doing? Tony plays in a weird. [00:47:08] Speaker A: Dude, it wasn't really good. Yeah. This was like the Heat segment. Cage is beating up Leo Rush. Rouge has Orange. Cassidy, Rouge has OC up. And then Leo bites him on the leg. [00:47:22] Speaker C: Yes. [00:47:23] Speaker A: Kicks Rouge away. They have Oranges in the corner. And he keeps, like, going up to do a thing, and he keeps getting crotched. And the crowd. The crowd notices that his genitals are being abused. And everybody likes that. Oh, yeah. Taz is like. [00:47:38] Speaker B: He's have. [00:47:41] Speaker A: He's having trouble in that region. And Excalibur says, yes. That's Yambag City, I believe. Gambag City. Back from commercial. OC Fights off Cage and does the lazy elbow drop. And then, well, he more flops. [00:47:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:58] Speaker A: Because his balls are devastating pain. His balls have been devastated. [00:48:04] Speaker C: Ella, you're muted. [00:48:05] Speaker A: Go to the apron. Yeah. Hello. You're muted. Is that on purpose? No, just unmute your mic. [00:48:11] Speaker B: I'm trying. I'm not smart. I've been saying things this whole time. You don't even know. All right, well, thank you anyways. [00:48:21] Speaker A: All right, so they go to the apron. OC Gets suplexed in by Cage, and that was kind of cool because he kind of, like, hangs it there. And then Cage gets a jackhammer on Rouge. Leo Rush breaks it up, but then gets a falcon arrow. [00:48:35] Speaker C: Yes. [00:48:35] Speaker A: He did the deal, but it only gets two. Nobody kicks out the falcon arrow. That's incredible. [00:48:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:41] Speaker A: Orange comes back. Stun dog Millionaire. Ddt only two on Cage. God, yeah. DDT on the floor, which brings out Rocky Romero and Lance Archer. OC manages to fight them off, but then Jake Doyle is back already, which is wild. [00:49:01] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:49:02] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, he was Mark Davis's partner. Wait, really? Oh, yeah, I guess. [00:49:07] Speaker C: You. [00:49:08] Speaker A: Yeah, he. He was partnering with Davis for, like, [00:49:11] Speaker B: two weeks, and then he got injured. [00:49:12] Speaker A: He tore his pack. His titty got ripped. [00:49:16] Speaker C: His titty got ripped. Oh, unfortunate. [00:49:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:19] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:49:21] Speaker C: Damn, dude, that sucks. [00:49:23] Speaker A: Yeah. So he's back now. That's cool. Rod Vic Strong comes out to help, but they. They beat him up and they abduct Orange Cassidy, take him to the back. [00:49:34] Speaker B: Excuse me. Lance Archer lovingly carries Orange Cassidy over the threshold back into their honeymoon sleep suite of Guerrilla Position. [00:49:48] Speaker C: Yeah, they've taken them back to. They've taken them for their brides. [00:49:53] Speaker B: And I've seen. I just want to say, Dark Lord, I've seen what you've done for other Orange Cassidy themed people, and I want it for me, because, again, I have a Lance Archer issue. [00:50:08] Speaker C: Is there any reason why this happened outside of, like, Orange Cassidy? [00:50:13] Speaker B: I think it was probably just Orange Cassidy. [00:50:16] Speaker A: Okay. I think it's Orange Cassidy because, yeah, Rocky Romero was there and Rocky. [00:50:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's what. Because then, like, I vaguely wondered because of what happens later in this card, but I was like, but that also doesn't make sense. Anyways. [00:50:31] Speaker B: Oh, I'm still thinking about the fact that Brian Cage got munched. [00:50:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:35] Speaker A: Oh, I'm on, too. So, yeah. It leaves Rouge alone with Leo. Leo gets that sweet springboard stunner that always looks cool. I love that one. [00:50:49] Speaker C: Oh, it looks so good. [00:50:51] Speaker A: He goes back up to get a splash, but he misses. And then Bruce just beats the holy hell out of him. Grabs a. A rope from under the ring to choke him. [00:51:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:02] Speaker A: They go back in the ring and Leo's doing his stuff. And Tony says, you can either. You can't be, like, a freak or just. You aren't. [00:51:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Tony lays down some realness, I think that I needed to hear. [00:51:17] Speaker A: I think he did it. And then. And then there was the. The horns. And that's it. [00:51:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:24] Speaker B: Rouge wins, which is unfortunate. It's fine. [00:51:31] Speaker A: He got bit, so we'll have to see if Roosh becomes infected. [00:51:35] Speaker B: Wait, Rouge got bit, too? No, Cage. Brian Cage got bit. I thought Brian Cage got Brian. You literally said Brian Cage got bit in the leg. You were driving. You were driving. [00:51:50] Speaker A: I was driving. I'm looking at my notes. Yeah, Roosh has OC up, but Leo bites his leg. [00:51:55] Speaker C: Oh, no, no, no. That is Brian Cage. [00:51:57] Speaker B: That's Brian Page. [00:51:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:59] Speaker B: Yeah. That was Brian Cage. Not rouge. [00:52:01] Speaker A: I'm gonna blame the cats that I missed that. [00:52:03] Speaker C: That's fine. Yeah. I mean they're. Honestly, outside of the. Well, there's the skin tone and the hair length. Are the two first kind of like. [00:52:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, also Brian Cage is the size of a building and. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:52:21] Speaker B: yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:52:22] Speaker A: He just radiates steroids through the screen. [00:52:27] Speaker C: Also bulked up watching him. [00:52:29] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I put out. [00:52:31] Speaker A: I definitely had some games sitting here. [00:52:34] Speaker C: Holy. So much testosterone. [00:52:38] Speaker A: I grew facial hair again for the night. I had to go. [00:52:40] Speaker B: Yeah, it was a real pain in the ass. Can you please. [00:52:43] Speaker C: Yeah. God. Every time I watch Brian Cage my voice. [00:52:46] Speaker A: Nobody likes hairy boobs. [00:52:49] Speaker B: I gotta go shave my whole body again. [00:52:51] Speaker A: I mean, somebody probably likes hairy boobs. [00:52:53] Speaker B: I know a few people who do it and good for them. I prefer my boobs to be no less hairy again. Patreon.com WNFF Pod if you want to pay for my electrolysis. [00:53:06] Speaker A: All of our electrolysis. [00:53:07] Speaker B: All of our electrolysis and whatever Hampter would like. Hampter gets whatever Hampter wants. [00:53:15] Speaker A: It's Hampter's birthday. Get Hampter money. [00:53:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:17] Speaker C: No, give somebody else money for Hampter's birthday. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Give me money on behalf of Hampter. [00:53:23] Speaker C: That's right. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:24] Speaker C: That is absolutely correct. And Erica and people who need it. [00:53:31] Speaker B: Where were we? We're driving, weren't we? Yeah, yeah. We all needed. Yeah, we were driving that. We're all just like money. Money [00:53:39] Speaker C: that shouldn't be given any more money. [00:53:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:53:43] Speaker A: Ah, yes. Renee is standing by with MJF and he's dragging the old belt behind them. But he's wearing the triple B. He's. [00:53:53] Speaker C: Yes, because it's Darby's belt. Right? [00:53:55] Speaker B: Yeah, that's my stuff. [00:53:57] Speaker C: Yeah. That's why I was wondering. Holy. But then I. I realized it was Darby's. [00:54:03] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm excited to just boo him again. I. I don't need him to be my scumbag. I just want him to be as much just be a heel that I hate. [00:54:11] Speaker B: Yeah, He's a heel that I love. I. I just. I love him so much. And it was a good match. He'd be. Beat that twink's ass. It was great. [00:54:19] Speaker A: I was a very. It was. It was a very good match. It was the best. Darby World title match. Yeah. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Hopefully the last one too. Like ever so ever. [00:54:30] Speaker C: Shout out to. Shout out to McFoley who will, much like Sting, always be be able to cut just the Sick ass promo. He's like, yeah, I lost, but I never lost in 2 minutes and 15 seconds. [00:54:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:45] Speaker A: Oh, my God. My God. [00:54:48] Speaker B: He him up. [00:54:52] Speaker A: I loved how every. During. During that promo, everyone was like, wow, I'm so impressed. Mick can sell his balls. Being kicked while delivering a kick ass promo. As I. We all love mix balls, don't we, folks? [00:55:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:06] Speaker A: Droopy old man, balls of steel. [00:55:12] Speaker B: I was worried because he took a little bump there, like, fell on his hip. I was like, not the hip. Those are new. [00:55:17] Speaker A: Oh, he doesn't even have a hip anymore. He's just. [00:55:19] Speaker B: No, that's just gone. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Just a metal rod. [00:55:22] Speaker A: It's just held by hope. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:29] Speaker A: That's all it is. [00:55:30] Speaker B: I will give him this. Like, he actually had he really. That whole promo and the pop that he got from the crowd because of all of it, I really thought Darby was retaining, and I got so sad. I was like, he's so good at this. Like, he really had me thinking that he was gonna retain. Yeah. I'm very happy it didn't go that way. Thank you, Mick. [00:55:53] Speaker A: That is the thing, though. Mick. Mick is. Mickey's a good worker, but mix. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Yeah, mix. [00:55:58] Speaker A: Mix. Mick doesn't have a history of winning. No. [00:56:01] Speaker B: Yeah. His whole thing's kind of losing. Yeah. [00:56:04] Speaker A: I was like, you got my support, buddy. Oh, kiss it down. Yeah. [00:56:10] Speaker C: Do it for the weird ones. [00:56:13] Speaker A: Darby's not a weird one. Darby was a. [00:56:15] Speaker C: No, he's not. [00:56:17] Speaker B: No, he's not. [00:56:18] Speaker A: He was a gifted kid. I read your wiki, sir. I saw that picture from when you were on that show. Anyway, yeah, Renee. Renee's with mjf. And then he said. And then Kevin Knight shows up. He says, hey, thanks. I. I know you did what you did to Darby to help me out. And he's like, actually, no, I did it because Darby blew a chance that he should have had. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Yes. [00:56:45] Speaker A: Fletcher shows up. Kyle's like, hey, I like that TNT title. And then Don Callis shows up and say, if you ever want to be serious about becoming Jet2Blets, come find him. [00:56:56] Speaker C: Kyle Fletcher wants belt. Don Callis wants Kevin. A tale as old as time. [00:57:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:01] Speaker A: I don't know why. I don't know why Fletcher would want the TNT title back. He should just want to go after the world title. [00:57:07] Speaker C: Yeah, why not? [00:57:09] Speaker B: Because he looks really good on him. In pink. Like he. [00:57:12] Speaker A: It. [00:57:13] Speaker B: Like in the he. I mean. All right, I'm gonna. That I'm going to make my case for it in my. When I think of the TNT title, I think of Kyle Fletcher. Like. Like, I, like. Like, to me, like, in the recent run, like, as far as I've been watching, a. The TNT title has never really meant that much to me. I could, like, kind of care less until Kyle Fletcher had it, and that became, like. It was, like, part of him. Like, like. And it looked so good on him, and he did so good with that run. That if to me is like, that was the first time in my experience watching Aw Where I have someone who. Who had that kind of iconic run with that belt. So it makes perfect sense to me that he's like, I want my belt back because that's his belt. Like, that is his belt. Like, a lot of guys are like, that's my belt. No, that's his belt. Give him his belt back, is how I feel about it. [00:58:07] Speaker A: I mean, that's all true, but you're forgetting the important fact that Kyle is a traitorous. [00:58:16] Speaker B: Okay, I am sorry about your husband. Okay, but you're not. No, I'm not. Because he's. He's my boy slut. He's our little pink treacherous boy slut. [00:58:31] Speaker C: You. [00:58:32] Speaker A: You trainer. He. He will get what is coming to him. He deserves no belts. He. [00:58:40] Speaker B: No. [00:58:40] Speaker A: No belts. McCoy, his name. [00:58:44] Speaker B: Network television. Okay. Get that belt on, my man. [00:58:51] Speaker A: So here's the thing. [00:58:52] Speaker C: You could get any belt and put pink on it, and then, like, I think he could say, like, flex and retain and defend any belt. And I mean, he's got that Riz. Like. [00:59:03] Speaker B: Well, yeah, but, like. But that's his, though, and you should give it to him. [00:59:07] Speaker A: Actually, no, let him have the TNT title. He can have the belt that's, like, beneath anybody else's real notice. He can have. Yeah, yeah. The one where he doesn't have to beat anybody. Seriously. [00:59:18] Speaker B: Oh, you mean. [00:59:19] Speaker A: Holy. [00:59:21] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Well, you know what? You know. Yeah. Oh, Oh, I was about to say give him the international. But that's Orange Cassidy's belt. Give him that back. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Well, he can go try and get it from my husband if he wants. [00:59:35] Speaker B: Well, they're friends now. [00:59:36] Speaker A: I think he's welcome to try. [00:59:39] Speaker C: Oh, honestly, we'll get there. [00:59:42] Speaker B: We'll get there. We'll get. Oh, yeah. [00:59:44] Speaker A: Get there. Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah. Speaking of people who are above the TNT title at this point, Mark Briscoe gets a video package, and he's an iron man. Takes no days off. We're gonna man up, boy. [00:59:58] Speaker C: 26 years up. [01:00:00] Speaker B: Yeah, man. [01:00:03] Speaker A: I. I've mentioned this before. I remember watching Mark Briscoe as, like, a wee child on CZW. On public access, he'd get, like, murdered by the hate Club. They're wearing red. They were. They wore red and black singlets and they. Neither of them had hair. They just look like high school students. And they were, like, incredible to watch. But, oh, my God, they got the. Kicked out of him. [01:00:31] Speaker C: Everyone's a jobber at the beginning. [01:00:34] Speaker A: All right. Max has his. His thing coming up, but first we get a little promo with the Brawling Birds. And Jamie didn't win, but she got to knock Tekla's head off. And Alex is sad that she couldn't face Willow at the pay per view because Willow's hurt. [01:00:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:50] Speaker A: But she's ready for whoever the wild card is. Will Osprey is chasing his Wembley dream, and so is she. The wild card better have some skin in the game because Windsor is all heart. Good line. Whatever happens, it ends with the Birds on top. [01:01:07] Speaker B: England. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Hey, Birds, where the Boyds. The Brawling Boyds. Brawling Boy. It's named by Sluggo. All right, so MJF gets a celebration, and there's. There's like, all kinds of. In the ring, there's like a bunch of flags with three. [01:01:27] Speaker C: He's a very special birthday boy. There's a bunch of. Yeah, balloons. Three balloons. Balloons. [01:01:34] Speaker A: 30 balloons. [01:01:36] Speaker B: He's getting. [01:01:39] Speaker C: There's 30 balloons. There's 30. 30 balloons hanging up on the. Along the. [01:01:44] Speaker A: He's crazy. [01:01:47] Speaker B: Well, he used the. 30 times. [01:01:49] Speaker A: 30 times he had the big batter. [01:01:52] Speaker C: He won before 300 too. That's incredible. Like, see that kind of. That kind of rain. [01:02:02] Speaker B: We. Guys, guys, I don't want to. I don't want to freak you up. I think we all need to get our. Our, Our blood checked. [01:02:11] Speaker C: You. Listen, you probably also should get checked. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Yeah. And Hampter, I think that cheese went bad. [01:02:18] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. Don't, don't. Don't worry about that cheese. Don't worry about it. [01:02:23] Speaker A: It's fine. [01:02:24] Speaker C: Fine. It's fine. Leo Rush. A wild chicken appears. [01:02:33] Speaker A: MJ comes out. He tells he's on a litter. Oh, my God. On a litter carried by men. Comes down, says, pipe down, Philly. Big Heber got the triple B back. [01:02:47] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. [01:02:49] Speaker C: And he puts the belt in a trash can. And I was like, holy. He just drops it. [01:02:58] Speaker A: He's hanging his head in shame because Max once again won with a headlock. Takeover. [01:03:05] Speaker B: Yep. And he's also had in shame because he was gonna sleep in that trash can. Damn it. [01:03:14] Speaker A: More importantly, did I say 30th time pro wrestling has been around since the 1800s. Sorry, 1800s. I misread it. Only 80 men have been championed 30 times before they were 300. I quit. Sorry. There were just so many numbers in a row, I couldn't stop myself. [01:03:48] Speaker B: The up. [01:03:51] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:03:52] Speaker A: And they. They're going to talk about him until the sun explodes. We're all lucky to see the greatness in real time. Boo. Says Philadelphia. Or at least one guy says Boo a whole lot. [01:04:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:05] Speaker C: Real loud. [01:04:07] Speaker A: This is the greatest error ever. Because it's all about him. Three time. Three time. Three time champion of the world. Generational talent. Everybody watching at home and in the arena can get down and bow before the greatest of all time. And then he unveils his three time world championship banner. [01:04:25] Speaker C: Flashy. Yeah. [01:04:26] Speaker A: And then Mark Briscoe's music hits. He comes out. He pulls down the banner. [01:04:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:33] Speaker A: Who the hell do you think you are, Freedman? Look at you standing in this city. You're like a stranger in a strange place. You don't fit in here, Max. You're like a penguin wandering through the desert. That's what the. Are you talking about. Yeah, not one of those. We're in Philly. We're in Philly. Which. Which gets a. A good. A good eagle shit. And people are hard nose grinders here. You stick out like a sore thumb because you ain't tough. You're so self absorbed. He knows the world deserves. He knows the world deserves to be his. And we're not on his level. You tell us you're better than us and you believe it with all your heart. Well, Mark beat him not too long ago, so let's not beat around the bush. Mark wants a title match. You're gonna be a soft or man up, which gets a man up champ, because. [01:05:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:29] Speaker A: Abrisco said man up, which means everybody's got to say man up. [01:05:33] Speaker C: Yep. [01:05:34] Speaker B: And in my heart, I'm going man up, gender inclusive. [01:05:40] Speaker A: It's just. Yeah, it's just. It's just man up. [01:05:42] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. [01:05:43] Speaker A: It's just man up like, I. I don't need to do this one out and the bris. Mark will man up and then Max has to. But I. I can just tell him to man up. It's fine. [01:05:56] Speaker B: I'm sitting the out. Yeah, no, I like that interpretation better. But wrestle girlies. Parentheses, gender inclusive. [01:06:04] Speaker A: Gender. Max, of course, just says, no, go yourself. And it's not because he tore down the flag. He's saying no because he understands that this is a business. And it was terrible business when Darby had the Title. And Mark's no better. I disagree. He's doing him a favor because he's not on the level of the devil. So Max leaves, and then Rush shows up, and he says, Max isn't a fighting champion. Mark's a chicken farmer, but Max is a chicken. Bruce wants a title shot and says, Harns. [01:06:44] Speaker B: He just drops the S entirely in most of the N. Actually. Yeah, he really. He really just said. He just said in a real funny way. And I was just like, okay, [01:06:57] Speaker A: you think you're cool because you're bilingual. Listen up. And then he just. He just, like, agrees. He's like, actually, no rush. You. You have earned a title shot because you've got the look, you've got the hair, and you've got the catchphrase. You want to wrestle tonight? Psych. Next week for the champ. But next week they'll do it for the championship and see. Yep. That's actually good business. You got to set it up. [01:07:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:24] Speaker A: The bull is about to lock horns with the devil, and Mark is just standing in the ring like, the what? [01:07:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:29] Speaker B: Wait, it's like, I. I thought I had a thing going on here. Remember when everyone's telling you to man up? What happened? [01:07:36] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought you were gonna man up towards me. I love Mark Risco because he was like. Like if a penguin was wandering through the desert. But I'm not talking about one of those exotic South American beach penguins. And I was. I was like, I love you so much. [01:07:54] Speaker A: It's like, last week, this man murdered another human being in the ring, and we just caked in blood. Now he's talking about penguins, but not the specific penguins. He's talking about a different penguin. Yeah, he was bleeding buckets and stapling barbed wire to a table, and he's talking about, like, penguins. He's. [01:08:15] Speaker C: Listen, get you a man who can do both. [01:08:18] Speaker A: Pookie. [01:08:19] Speaker B: No. [01:08:19] Speaker C: Watches National Geographic and can fix a chicken coop. [01:08:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's a good thing. I gotta be honest. Mark Briscoe right now has more Mick Foley in him than Darby ever did. [01:08:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He's like, the true heir to that in my mind. Yeah. [01:08:42] Speaker A: Yep. All right, so we get a little video promo. Jack Perry is on his bus, and he and Mark Davis have had their matches, but the national tour and. And Davis took the. The national title for M. Said the national tour is over, but the world tour is about to. Is on when he wins the. Owen, if you don't like that, you. And then Lucha Slur slams on the brakes, and he's just like, do the thing. Go the thing. Go do the thing. He's like, I don't want to do the. Jack's like, I don't want to do the thing. And Lucha makes him do it anyway. And the thing is, he has to do the. The Rocky montage. So he drinks the raw eggs and he runs through the streets of South Philly, and then he runs up the. The art museum steps. And it was adorable. [01:09:26] Speaker C: He doesn't. Lucasaurus drinks the eggs. [01:09:28] Speaker A: And I. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that. And I mean, he did. He did at least do the thing where he. Where, like, Rocky doesn't just go up the steps. He runs around all of South Philly like that's his thing. [01:09:41] Speaker B: Yeah. He ends with the steps. Yeah. It's not just the steps. [01:09:45] Speaker C: Steps. [01:09:45] Speaker A: The steps is such a cliche. Please, if you are a tourist to Philadelphia, don't do it. [01:09:52] Speaker B: But I make no. I make no guarantees. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Pride is going to be on the. On the parkway this year, so I bet a lot of people will do it. I'm sure it'll. I don't know if they'll actually get up to the art museum. It'll be on the Benjamin Parkway. [01:10:07] Speaker B: Okay. I like that even better, because what if we take that and make it just gay as hell? [01:10:12] Speaker A: Rocky's already kind of gay. It's good. Okay. All right. That's pretty. Yeah. [01:10:18] Speaker B: Yeah. No, it's. It really does. All short of the. But I just assume him and Apollo hooked up off screen. [01:10:25] Speaker A: I mean, what do you think the fight is [01:10:29] Speaker B: fair? [01:10:29] Speaker A: Okay. It's gay. Fighting Men fighting without clothes is gay. [01:10:33] Speaker C: Wait, what? [01:10:34] Speaker B: That's why we watch wrestling. [01:10:36] Speaker A: I mean, that's why I watch. [01:10:37] Speaker B: Why I watch it. Why I watch wrestling. [01:10:40] Speaker C: The most heterosexual sports entertainment show on the face of the planet. [01:10:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:46] Speaker A: Speaking of heterosexuality, Owen Hart, quarterfinal match. Claudio Castagioli versus Brody King. [01:10:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:58] Speaker A: This was awesome. I. I thought they wrestled only once before, but apparently they met two years in a row in the C2. I really only remember the first year C2 match, which was incredible. [01:11:11] Speaker B: It's just like, two of the biggest, strongest guys in the company going and like. [01:11:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God. They're both just unhuman. What the. [01:11:21] Speaker A: Is nuts. This was. Yeah, this was very much like, at least the one match of theirs that I remember where they just, like, threw bombs at each other the whole match. Like, they didn't really do a whole lot of wrestling moves. They just were just like, I'm gonna punch you as hard as I can. I'm gonna punch you as hard as I can. I can. And go yourself. [01:11:39] Speaker C: Yeah. What was the. What did. The first. The first move of the match was a running cannonball that Ping did, like. [01:11:49] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like. And that was after the commercial break, I'm pretty sure. [01:11:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:56] Speaker A: It sounded like they muted the ice chant this time around a little bit. [01:12:02] Speaker B: A little over there. Definitely still there. [01:12:04] Speaker A: They were there. They were definitely there. But I think it sounded like they. They turned down the. The audience thing, too, because. [01:12:11] Speaker B: Good. Good luck. Yeah, you can do that all you want. Where we still hate them and they're still getting abolished and everyone's still gonna get tried for war crimes and so, like, God. [01:12:23] Speaker A: Oops. Yeah, they just. Lot like, they just. They just lock up and do big boy wrestling. They. [01:12:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:31] Speaker A: And Claudia is, like, just a little bit faster. [01:12:34] Speaker C: Yep. [01:12:34] Speaker A: So he's able to duck some chops, which is cool. And, yep, technique's better because he's got the uppercuts. But then Brody finally gets a hit, gets a hold of him, and he chops him so hard. Claudio's just. Just. [01:12:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:51] Speaker C: I didn't know Claudio was ambidextrous, but he gets King in the ring in the corner, and he just starts going with the uppercuts with both hands because I think his right hand gets. His right arm gets tired. [01:13:04] Speaker A: There's, like, nothing. I. I think there's nothing. Claudio can't do that. [01:13:11] Speaker B: Claudio could. Could be doing that spot, and then one arm gets tired, and then he switches the other arm, and then that arm gets tired, and a third arm would come out of his chest and continue chopping, and I wouldn't be surprised. I would just be impressed. [01:13:25] Speaker A: And. And. And then a fourth arm would be painting Warhammer Minis behind him. [01:13:31] Speaker C: There was a. Claudio goes in for a. What. What was he trying to do? Like a hold or a. Like a suplex. But he's. Tony's like, Claudio couldn't reach around him. He's just too thick. I was like, skill issue. [01:13:51] Speaker A: I could do it. Yeah. Let me try. [01:13:55] Speaker C: No, no, no. [01:13:56] Speaker A: Of course. [01:13:57] Speaker C: Doing it right. [01:13:58] Speaker A: Of course. [01:13:58] Speaker C: Yes. [01:13:59] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This is. This is a. Oh, my God. [01:14:03] Speaker A: This is a gas episode. [01:14:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, Jesus Christ. [01:14:08] Speaker C: Great thing about this match. Besides, just like, anybody who wins, I'm hyped for. But I was so stoked when King won. Like. [01:14:15] Speaker B: Yeah, me too. [01:14:17] Speaker A: I think it was the right call. I think it was kind of a given since Swerve won over. [01:14:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Run that back. [01:14:27] Speaker A: They do, like, a really cool spot where they're just like, they're just chopping the out of each other outside of the ring and they're just brawling and then they roll back in because they almost get counted out. [01:14:38] Speaker C: They were like, they stop, look at each other, and then go into the ring, come back together, and just immediately start doing chops again. They were like, okay, for this two seconds, we'll stop long enough. [01:14:54] Speaker A: They talk about how like, Brody has like, had like broken jaws in the past. Like, oh, maybe those forearms are his weakness. But as like Claudia is just like beating the out of him. It's like, yeah, maybe, maybe that won't work. Philadelphia Sports reference. Tony Shivani says these chop sound like a Kyle Schwaber home run. Which, like makes Taz freak the out because he's a Mets fan so he can suck what's left of my dick. And all of the Mets fans, thank you. Yeah, Claudia just like back spurred into the corner, a bunch of uppercuts, elbows. It's just, it's like they don't, they don't do wrestling moves. Like, this is just like a straight up punch, punch, punch fight. And then the corners, Then they get the corner sentiment, the sort of sentiment is like most the way through the end of the match. God. Sorry, Hampter. [01:15:58] Speaker C: No, no, that's fine. The. What I was thinking about was the, the pop up uppercut that. [01:16:07] Speaker A: Yeah, because that's at the end. Like, Claudia, Claudia takes his elbow pad off and he wants to neutralize her. Yeah, yeah, they're just slumped over. And then gonzo bomb gets avoided. And then springboard uppercut was cool. [01:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, first of all, what the. [01:16:29] Speaker A: Brody still doesn't go down. [01:16:32] Speaker B: Yeah, he like stumbles for a second. He's like, no, you and his. It's with just this King Kong Larry. It like. [01:16:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:40] Speaker B: Oh, my. [01:16:41] Speaker A: Yeah, he. He tries for the Larry. He gets thrown up with the pop up Bubber cut still doesn't fall. It just comes back with the lariat and that wins it. [01:16:49] Speaker B: It was so hot. [01:16:51] Speaker A: That was just so good. So good. [01:16:54] Speaker B: That whole match. Yeah, like that. That couldn't have gone any better. [01:16:58] Speaker A: It. It completely highlights. One of the best things about AW is like, like no two matches are the same. [01:17:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:05] Speaker A: And like, granted, like, some guys are going to do different stuff more than other people. Like Claudio absolutely could just go out and just be like, I'm going to have a, a wrestling match with Brody King. And they would have had a wrestling match. But he went out and was like, no, we're gonna slow. We're Gonna just like do a. We're just gonna have a fight because Claudio can do that too. You want to play 21? I got 22. I got that too. [01:17:31] Speaker C: Yeah. And what a great show. Way to showcase both of them, too. [01:17:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I really think it was great. So Brody is going to wrestle Swerve next, and he's gonna look for revenge. Yep. We get a. Get a nice commercial break and then we come back and Cope and Cage are here to celebrate. Come out. Feeling gives him a good. You deserve a chance. [01:17:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:00] Speaker B: This is when I started taking notes was this segment. [01:18:09] Speaker A: And he's like, he's gonna do the thing. He's like, all right, Philadelphia, sit down and shut your mouth. [01:18:20] Speaker B: Did you not hear that? [01:18:22] Speaker A: They love us. [01:18:24] Speaker C: He's like, what do you. Wait, what do. I don't. What did I say? [01:18:27] Speaker A: I didn't say anything bad. It's not any of their mothers, [01:18:33] Speaker B: maybe. Yeah, the 90s were wild. [01:18:35] Speaker A: And even Copeland is like, yeah, you know what? The 90s were wild. And I. I am sure they got around when WWF came to Philly. [01:18:45] Speaker B: No. No way. They didn't. [01:18:47] Speaker A: Yeah, they had sex. And I'm sure. I'm sure they had some kids here, FDR home watching, and they say, well, you're the toughest team they'd ever faced. They are top guys. They're just not the tippy top. [01:19:04] Speaker B: Nope. Not anymore. [01:19:05] Speaker A: Because here's the thing. Ftr. They decided to take an I quit match against two man. Two. Two man. Two men who were told their careers were over. Now they're in the rear view. [01:19:18] Speaker C: Time to have some fun. [01:19:19] Speaker A: Let's have. Let's have some fun. Philly. They haven't done this in 25 years. So for the benefit of those with flash photography, we will hit a five second pose. And Christian just like, no, [01:19:32] Speaker B: no, I ain't doing that. [01:19:35] Speaker C: He's like, they don't even have flash photography anymore. [01:19:40] Speaker B: Cope's like, no, no, no, no. [01:19:43] Speaker A: Adam has the solution and he's got. So he's got a sack of Fujifilm disposable cameras. [01:19:51] Speaker B: He's like, I bought these a long time ago for just this occasion. [01:19:57] Speaker A: Yep. [01:19:59] Speaker C: Handling handing them out and explains how to use them [01:20:04] Speaker B: for anyone who's got grade 25. Now, this leads to something we haven't had on this show in a while, but I feel like it's safe for us to bring it back because it seems like he's back, back. This leads to my Taz of the night, which is a. He's handing him out, like, over and over. Just keeps going. And just out of nowhere, Taz goes. I swear, if he gives me one more of those cameras, I'm gonna double leg them. And I just lost it. [01:20:31] Speaker A: Taz, like, do not give me a camera. Do not give me a camera. Excalibur is like, taz, Taz over here or Adam, Adam over here. So good. [01:20:42] Speaker C: He's so hard against Cope, but he's like. But Cage is fine because he's got. [01:20:47] Speaker A: Cage is a heel. Cage is a heel. This was. They. There's a. There was a third thing that they were like, we have to explain this. [01:20:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:57] Speaker A: To younger Simmons later on. Oh, yeah, Gene Simmons. Yeah. [01:21:00] Speaker C: He was. Superstition. [01:21:02] Speaker A: We'll get to. They had to explain. You see, kids, back in the day, TBS used to be known as the superstation. Now they're like, now they have to explain how a disposable camera photography works [01:21:14] Speaker B: because you used to have to have a separate thing to take pictures with, and you have to take it somewhere. And yes, folks, I did in fact get. Oh, God. All right, I'm saying it. I'm saying it out loud. I'm not even gonna say it on the Patreon. This is for real. I have, in fact, back in the day, had nudes printed at a kiosk in a Walmart. [01:21:34] Speaker C: Damn. That's wild, man. [01:21:36] Speaker B: This is what you used to have to do to jerk off the naked pictures of your girlfriend. Like, this is what a thing you used to have to do. It's awful. [01:21:46] Speaker A: Know, I had friends that worked in the photo development places. You know, there's drug stores and they're just like, man, yeah, get a Polaroid. Just get a Polaroid. Just get a Polaroid. Polaroids were around back then, too. I guess they didn't work for flash photography. I have prom pictures on a hello Kitty disposable. [01:22:08] Speaker B: That's awesome. [01:22:09] Speaker A: They were fully clothed, but like. And I looked it in a tux, [01:22:14] Speaker C: actually. [01:22:14] Speaker A: I think lots of tuxes look good on people. [01:22:16] Speaker B: I may or may not have gone to prom in a zoot suit. [01:22:22] Speaker A: Riot. All right, well, we do not get to have no. Our five second pose because the dogs attack. Yeah. They smash Christian's hand with the shillelagh and then they. They. They stomp. They put his hand under the ring and then they stomp it. And that's gross. And they pill. [01:22:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that was gross. That was good. That was my exact word. That was gross. That was really nasty. [01:22:50] Speaker A: They pillmanized him with stairs. [01:22:52] Speaker C: They surely did. [01:22:54] Speaker B: Some people do that. [01:22:55] Speaker A: And the Dogs take their own pose instead. I don't know if anybody took pictures. I don't know if those disposable cameras still works. [01:23:02] Speaker B: That was my thought. People did take hella pictures. Like, the flash was going. Their flashes were going off. And it blew my mind because it looked like an episode of, like, Raw. [01:23:14] Speaker C: We had a disposable camera at our wedding, and that was only in 2022, so he probably didn't keep them for 20 years. [01:23:20] Speaker A: Not to pull back the, like, the. I know for a fact when I was working in college bookstores, we sold disposable Cameras up till 2017. [01:23:31] Speaker B: So, yeah, yeah, no, they. [01:23:33] Speaker C: They. [01:23:33] Speaker B: They kept making them for a while, but they did stop making them. So he has probably had those for. For a minute. [01:23:39] Speaker C: So the. The dogs grab a photographer and hand him a disposable, and he's like, you need to get the best picture for the dogs ever. And so he pulls him into the ring and they pose on top of again. [01:23:54] Speaker B: Again. At no point do they hold for five seconds. And I'm so mad again, like, we've [01:24:01] Speaker A: got to make this clear. That Edge and Christian, when they did the five second pose, it was five [01:24:05] Speaker B: seconds, and it was for a reason. It was for a technological reason. Those cameras sucked. Like, if you didn't wait five seconds, that's blurry. They got blurry picture folk. [01:24:16] Speaker C: So the dog trying to do a screen cap. Now, if you're not. If you don't. If you're just watching a stream, you have to pause it. And if they're in the middle of any sort of pose at all, it's blurry. [01:24:28] Speaker B: Yeah, you're done. [01:24:29] Speaker C: Ask me how I know. [01:24:34] Speaker A: All right, so get a little promo with Prince Nada and Swerve. And it's pretty. Did you see what he did to Bandido? Everybody saw it. Brody, you want this next? [01:24:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:24:45] Speaker A: Swerve is going to win, and he's going to go to Wembley. He's gonna win the title back after he lost to Danielson. Sort of says nobody would know who Brody is without him. Friend or foe, he'll put you down. He doesn't know how Bandito is and he doesn't care. Conflict creates cash. War makes money. Brody, I plan to make a lot of money with you. Yeah. [01:25:11] Speaker B: Oh, a little fashion, but God, he's so good. [01:25:16] Speaker A: I think. I think that's why he said it too, because he knows. [01:25:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:25:19] Speaker A: Like, he's after power. He wants to be the bad guy. [01:25:24] Speaker B: He's really leaning. No, he's real good. At this, and I don't appreciate that you have, like, two of my favorite living wrestlers, including I have not been dissuaded. I, I continued. It's been years now. I'm going to go ahead and continue to say that I think Swerve will go down as the greatest of all time. When all is said and done, we'll see how. How that goes so far. I think I will be vindicated, and I appreciate that I have to choose between him in my Go. Good Ice Boy. No Kings with Brody King and also the Mad King who I get to see. I'm so excited to see any Kingston, but that's not here nor there. So, like, yeah, you, Tony. So good. But, yeah, he doesn't know it's fake, so, like, I'm good to watch him. [01:26:14] Speaker A: Like, no, he does know. He does know it's fake, but he likes to pretend that it's not fake, and that's what. [01:26:20] Speaker C: Yes, he's awesome. [01:26:21] Speaker A: Like, I don't know. Like, I could, like, I, I. I don't know. [01:26:24] Speaker B: Sorry for people who can't see. My light just turned on for the first time in months. I don't know how that happened. [01:26:31] Speaker A: Oh, you know what that means? [01:26:34] Speaker C: Ghosts. [01:26:35] Speaker B: Ghosts mentioned or a tail. [01:26:39] Speaker A: It could be aliens. It could be aliens. It could be aliens. [01:26:44] Speaker B: It's the ghost of George C. Scott saying, let that be light. [01:26:52] Speaker A: We got a women's tag match. [01:26:54] Speaker B: It's real good stuff. [01:26:57] Speaker A: Tayjay versus Anna Everett and Alley Catch [01:27:01] Speaker B: you I also get to see in person. [01:27:04] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. [01:27:06] Speaker B: I'm gonna die because Ali Catch is so hot it makes me cry sometimes. So, like, this is gonna be, like, so interesting that I'm gonna have to, like, keep my together. [01:27:19] Speaker A: I find it together at wrestling shows because, like, when I went to the one ddt, the Christmas Eve DDT show, I was, like, sitting, like, right at ringside, basically, and I'm like, I'm next to a lot of really hot, mostly naked men. [01:27:37] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:27:37] Speaker A: And I can. And I can smell them. Oh, no. And then toy got in my face with, like, his big. Come on. I was like, like, yes, let's go. I know where the love hotels are. Come on, boy. Husband. [01:27:55] Speaker B: Figure your husband. Figure your husband. [01:27:58] Speaker A: I don't need to at the time because I'm doing toy. God, he's attractive, too. He's. He's gonna. When I, When I. When I trade in for a younger model, it'd be toy [01:28:10] Speaker B: after you. After God. God love you for hanging out with just these two slutty. Slutty trans women who will. Who are pretty omnisexual. I think at this point, it's pretty fun. [01:28:23] Speaker C: Like, I mean, listen, this is just kind of all of the world, actually. So this is just a microcosm of like. [01:28:34] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I feel like I need to turn it up a little bit because it's like, even. Like, I even said this, like, on a date. It was like, look, I'm not really a. A sleep around kind of girl, but I would like to enjoy womanhood while I still, you know, am young. Ish. Yeah, I missed out a lot on a lot. Now whip it out, boy. [01:28:55] Speaker B: I missed out on, like, most everything I would have liked to have not missed out on. And while I would say I'm not really a sleep around kind of girl, it's not for a lack of trying. So that's not true. I actually have to leave the house. [01:29:11] Speaker C: House. [01:29:11] Speaker B: But I would like to. I'm getting there. I'm working on it with my therapist. But I want. I would like to be a slut. I want to be a slut. I want to be a slug so bad. [01:29:20] Speaker C: I believe in you. [01:29:21] Speaker A: If I can do it, you can do it. [01:29:23] Speaker B: I need skin care. [01:29:27] Speaker A: Let's just go buy lotion, girl. [01:29:29] Speaker B: Let's go buy lotion. Then we could be slow. [01:29:32] Speaker A: Buy some lotion. Have a little picture in picture promo where they welcome Tayjay back. And tick tock. This is not about the. The five minute challenge. It's going to be how long they're going to let them stay alive. Cool. Ally Catch is back. She's been getting jobber spots a lot lately, so. [01:29:55] Speaker C: Yeah, this is the second time she [01:29:57] Speaker B: had a little bit of offense in this one. It was nice. [01:30:00] Speaker C: You know, the. The small, minuscule amount they are allowed. They give women jobbers in squash matches or women. [01:30:09] Speaker A: Yeah, what am I allowed to say that. [01:30:11] Speaker C: Oh, no, canceled. [01:30:13] Speaker A: No cancel. They don't want the men who talk about wrestling to tell me about how the ratings are bad. And we have to do the ratings. We have to care about ratings, guys, right? Oh. Anna takes down Ally. TJ apparently have the most wins as a tag team in the women's division, and it's just because they've been doing it longer. Tay comes in and just level levels. Ava. Anna hits a seated neck breaker. Tay comes in with, like, a really nasty next strike. All right. Strike. And then Anna gets a. Gets. Gets Ava up in a gory special position and then drops her back and Tay just crushes her face in With a knee. And it looks disgusting. And they win. It's a squash match. They win. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it was squashy. [01:31:14] Speaker C: Like 45 seconds. [01:31:15] Speaker A: It was not long. [01:31:17] Speaker B: No, no. Well, within the three minutes. Oh, oh, oh. Breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. Blue Origins. A. A Bezos rocket blew the up. Not. I don't think anyone. Fortunately. Fortunately, no one was on it. Let's see. Yeah, but what's the environmental impact of this fam? Says someone on Blue Sky. All right, sorry. Anyways, drive, drive. But I just saw. It's hard not to say it when you see a thing blow up. Drive away from this thing blowing up. Quickly, quickly. [01:31:55] Speaker A: Just don't look at it. Don't look back at it. It's so cool. Don't look back at it. [01:32:00] Speaker C: Why is there raining fire in metal? [01:32:03] Speaker A: Don't look at it. It looks like a mushroom speedball has recovered. They still have their ghee jacket. [01:32:11] Speaker B: It's still disco bones. It's so, so fucking hot. [01:32:16] Speaker A: They offered Knight a chance to shake their hand. And we saw how that went. You want to go down this road? Fine. Let's see where it goes. And they have a match for the TNT title next week. [01:32:29] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. People gonna get murdered and it's gonna suck. [01:32:33] Speaker A: I think they'll be. They'll be fine, probably. [01:32:35] Speaker C: No, it's gonna be a sick match. I just know that. Listen, I. I also meant. Meant to bring this up because Kevin talks to MJF and I wanted just a little more heal from him in regards to mjf. Like, I know, like, you don't have to cold him or something, but just I wanted a little. Because he kind of just let MJF run him over. [01:33:00] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. [01:33:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Hopefully he'll get his. His mean pants. Mean man pants on and step it up a notch. [01:33:12] Speaker A: All right. Main event of dynamite. Another men's own quarterfinal. Mark Davis versus Jack Perry. Davis has an eye. [01:33:22] Speaker C: Yeah. From Double or Nothing. [01:33:24] Speaker A: Even more terrifying, I almost got gouged out at Double or Nothing [01:33:32] Speaker B: before. He almost got smushed by the bus, which apparently got reported on Citizen App. [01:33:38] Speaker A: Yes. Because they did it live, apparently. They did that live. Yeah, they did. [01:33:45] Speaker C: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. [01:33:46] Speaker B: Some of my favorite news out of dollar Double or Nothing weekend is that they did that live, pal. And someone was like, oh, my God, there's been an accident. This man with a just huge ass has been murdered vehicularly. [01:34:00] Speaker C: Tony's like, I thought he was smushed. I thought he was caught by the bus. I Was like, tony, you've been doing this for 41 years, bro. Like, even I was also. [01:34:10] Speaker B: He showed up later in the match. [01:34:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, he did. Don Callis is on commentary, but you wouldn't know because he's got audio issues with his book. [01:34:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it was really good. [01:34:27] Speaker C: It was very. He's like, what did. What did Excalibur say? [01:34:31] Speaker B: I kind of, like, thankfully, I think. I think it would be really funny, though, if they, like, it was just like. Like he said, like, you could put anything in there. Like. Like we do. You know what I mean? Like, you never. You could guess at what we say under those ring bells, but you'll never really know. You know, it was like, maybe he just got censored. [01:34:50] Speaker A: Like an actionable threat. [01:34:53] Speaker B: It's usually an actionable threat. I like to think that maybe Excalibur said con. I think that would be funny. And they. They had to cover it because he's not Nigel. [01:35:08] Speaker A: Maybe he said butthole. [01:35:13] Speaker B: Return of the bottom. [01:35:13] Speaker A: Anyway, Jack. Jack immediately goes for the eye, and he steals the eye patch and he puts it on. And that's, like, probably how you get pink eyebrows, [01:35:25] Speaker C: interestingly. [01:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. It's fecal matter. [01:35:29] Speaker A: Yeah. But, like, if you, like, you still just, like, get an infection in there. [01:35:32] Speaker C: I can see that. Yeah. [01:35:33] Speaker A: If it's, like, his goofy. [01:35:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:35] Speaker A: If there's. Ooh. From the eye and they're just gonna. [01:35:37] Speaker C: Definitely. Some eye infection. Well, I mean, hopefully there's some. Well, because. [01:35:40] Speaker A: Well, yeah, because, like, if it's already in your eye. [01:35:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:43] Speaker A: Then you don't need to touch the poop and put it in your eye. You can just touch the. The eye goop and put it in your eye. [01:35:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:49] Speaker A: From the eye patch. I think you can't see it. [01:35:52] Speaker B: I hate this whole conversation, and I can't guarantee that. I can't guarantee that it stays in. [01:36:05] Speaker A: So he does a bunch of Topaz at Davis, and then commercial, and it's nice. It's cool. And then he just grabs Jack and throws him over the barricade. [01:36:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:36:16] Speaker A: Jack wields a pool noodle to no effect. All right, here we go. [01:36:21] Speaker C: Loves it. [01:36:22] Speaker A: Taz is just like. All right, so Jack Perry is wearing bright yellow Adidas pants, or they were Reeboks or some. And sneakers. [01:36:33] Speaker B: Yeah, he. [01:36:34] Speaker A: I. I don't know why. I. I'm. I'm guessing he lost his gear or some. [01:36:40] Speaker B: Yeah, I thought we were. I thought we were jungle man, and. And now he's. [01:36:44] Speaker A: Now he's. [01:36:45] Speaker C: Word of the promo, too. The or the video package. [01:36:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, some people. Some people had said stuff like, oh, maybe he's doing a Sabu tribute. Maybe he's doing. It's like, I don't. I don't think that's it. I think. [01:36:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, he lost this. [01:37:03] Speaker A: Taz says, it reminds me of Richard Simmons for some reason, I guess. And then they. They're all like, tony's about to name drop Jack lalanne. So, like, yeah, really, we're really pushing the dated references here. Well done, boys. [01:37:18] Speaker C: Because Don is also on the mic at that point, and he's 60, so he. [01:37:23] Speaker B: He. [01:37:23] Speaker C: He's. He's up there too. [01:37:24] Speaker A: He's like, I know Jack Delan. Yeah, you do, Don. I bet you do. Yeah. They go over near commentary, and Don takes a shot at Jack, and then Jack goes after him. He, like, runs, just. He just runs. But Davis continues to just do violence. Jack Perry, man, grabs Davis by the chest hair. [01:37:54] Speaker B: That's again, I mean, like, Jack, if you want to save me on some electrolysis, come over [01:38:03] Speaker A: at that point. [01:38:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's Jack Perry. [01:38:07] Speaker A: What's Jack Perry? [01:38:08] Speaker C: What if Jack Perry. A waxer. [01:38:11] Speaker B: Real wax. [01:38:14] Speaker C: I about it. [01:38:17] Speaker A: Yeah. So Donzilla just keeps doing horrible to him. He dumps him outside. So that. All right, this is my Taz of the night. Davis goes and he gets in the corner and he folds his arms the way Taz used to in ecw. And Taz just loses his chair. He's like, stop doing that. That's my gimmick. Sounds legitimately heated at Davis for doing this because he's doing it in Philly, too. Yeah, it's Philly, so the crowd knows what he's doing. [01:38:51] Speaker C: So Taz was on a tear tonight. [01:38:57] Speaker B: He's like. He's like, all the way back and I missed him. [01:39:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, this is. This is the end of Dynamite. So, like, we're already two hours in and he knows there's a third hour and he's just. He's. He's cranky. Yeah, we all know Taz gets cranky, [01:39:11] Speaker C: but does Excalibur say you can't spell douche without T A Z? [01:39:20] Speaker A: I had to think about that for a second. It's like, wait, yeah, none of those letters are induced Excalibur. Damn you. Holy God. [01:39:33] Speaker B: Oh, no, we're not going to end the dynamite yet. [01:39:36] Speaker A: No, we're not. But, like, it's past 10 o' clock at this point, so I'm like, how much overrun are we actually getting? Because 10 o' clock here like it is. [01:39:47] Speaker B: Yeah. It is past 10 o' clock for you. Yeah. [01:39:49] Speaker A: Yeah. So. So Davis, Davis just gets beats the out of Jack and then he beats the 10 count back in and meets him on the apron. And Jack gets a hurricane Rana and a moonsault to the floor. He tries doing like a. A thing. I forget what I just, I just have on here. My God, Mark Davis has a beautiful ass. There was a shot where he was just bent over and he's just like birthday cake. [01:40:15] Speaker B: That's Australia's ass. [01:40:18] Speaker A: That's Australia's ass. [01:40:19] Speaker C: That's Australia's ass. So I have a question which I think I know the answer to. Okay. Because Perry uses a bulldog and I. This is not named after the British bulldog, correct? [01:40:32] Speaker B: No. [01:40:32] Speaker C: Okay, I, I figured, I figured. But I wanted to, you know, he. [01:40:37] Speaker B: He used. He used one, but it was. No, the bulldog existed before British bulldog. And it wasn't even his finisher. His finisher was running power slam. You do the running power slam, he'd get the three and then he'd just take a huge, huge hit of crack cocaine. Honestly, when you win, he loved it so much. He loved it more than anything. [01:41:05] Speaker C: If you put on a good match, that's your reward. You get a little crack cocaine, you [01:41:10] Speaker A: get a little rock and it's fine. [01:41:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, Mr. Hitman. No, God. God damn. We can't. Sorry, I. You can't talk. You can't keep doing it. It's literally a different fucking show's bit. But you can't bring up the British bulldog and not have that go on in my head. And I blame those two for the rest of my life. Those chuckle at laps fan that like, I. I can't. It's done now. It's done. You mentioned Davey Boy Smith. You missed the hitman [01:41:44] Speaker C: smoke. Stop it. [01:41:49] Speaker B: Yeah, it's done. Move on, move on. Drive, drive the away from me. [01:41:54] Speaker A: Leave me apron. And Davis gives him a brain buster on the apron and shoes. His legs hit the. Hit the rope and his shoes just go flying off like a car crash victim. [01:42:10] Speaker B: It was maybe my favorite thing of the whole night. I forgot about it until you mentioned this. [01:42:16] Speaker C: I think lends more credibility to the fact that he got his stolen, that this is all stuff that is not. He went to Goodwill maybe? No, he probably went to a store and like grab stuff. It was just like, I gotta wrestle in this. [01:42:30] Speaker A: I wonder, I wonder if because he crashed his car at double or nothing, his gear was in it because he was wrestling in like a suit, remember? Yeah, that's so maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe it's. Maybe we thought of. Maybe we thought of a cover story for him. [01:42:47] Speaker C: His was in the car that he crashed. Okay, don't impress with me. Dumb as I love it. [01:42:54] Speaker A: Dumb as I don't know what to tell you. Oh, my God, [01:43:01] Speaker C: your was in there. [01:43:03] Speaker A: He's wrestling in socks for, like, a minute. And then Davis takes him off. And Don is just like, is he about to bite his toes? [01:43:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:14] Speaker A: And he does it. He just stomps on him. [01:43:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:17] Speaker A: And then Excalibur says, taz, to my knowledge, no one has ever won a wrestling match in Philadelphia barefoot, which Taz has no actual response to. He makes a comeback after. [01:43:33] Speaker B: You might not know this. Tam Taz used to wrestle beer in Philadelphia. [01:43:37] Speaker A: This is why he's weird about. That's why he's weird about wrestlers who wrestle barefoot. [01:43:43] Speaker C: That's interesting. [01:43:46] Speaker A: Let's see. They get a jack, comes back with the DDT on from the top rope. Sliced bread against jumping. And then like, just jumping into Gary on. On Perry. And then Perry tries for pile driver. He actually gets it only gets two, and then just goes right for a snare trap. Davis fights for the ropes, gets a gigantic lariat on Jack Perry for two. He tries for. Close your eyes. Count the jack, fights out. He's just, like, hitting the big man. It's not doing anything. [01:44:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:20] Speaker A: Davis goes up top. He gets caught. Jack tries to follow up and gets like, a yes. He can't keep his balance. And he just gets like a second rope pile driver. [01:44:33] Speaker B: Oh, like, yeah, like a twisting, like a corkscrew. Second rope pile driver. [01:44:39] Speaker A: He murdered small child. [01:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah. He killed that jungle man. Like, he might have knocked him back down to jungle boy. Like, that was like. He's just. [01:44:51] Speaker C: He's no man. [01:44:54] Speaker B: He, like. I no longer remember the last, like, three years. Like, why does everyone keep saying real glass at me? [01:45:02] Speaker A: Two zeros. Yeah. [01:45:05] Speaker C: He truly is holy. Damn. Yeah. [01:45:12] Speaker A: I don't understand. They count to 300. Is it over? Was that the 300 count? [01:45:21] Speaker B: What do you mean a 600 minute time limit? Jesus, that goes. I can't go that long, guys. 6,000 minutes. God damn it. [01:45:30] Speaker C: All right, when he hears, like, 100, 200, and then the 300, and he's just like, oh, okay, that's not so bad. [01:45:37] Speaker A: Three hundo. [01:45:38] Speaker C: Three hundo. [01:45:41] Speaker B: I'm just gonna keep it 10,000. We should move on from this bit. All right, this is getting. No, this is getting a little weird. [01:45:48] Speaker A: We'll never move on. You can't make Us. Renee comes out to interview Don. Mark's gonna wrestle Osprey next week. He says, will, I hope you're watching tonight because next week Davis will put you on the shelf. He was in the Don Callis family and he thought he was a chosen one, but he wasn't the chosen one. Takeshita wasn't the chosen one. There's only one chosen one, and it's Kyle, by God. Fletcher. And this brings out the hateful, traitorous, [01:46:20] Speaker B: sexy, sexy, bloody son of a. [01:46:24] Speaker A: Cut. Fletcher. [01:46:27] Speaker B: Yes. I want that. Give me that. [01:46:30] Speaker A: I have a special. I have a special you. To the guy in the crowd that says the Protostar is the new Alpha. He is not. He is not you. [01:46:43] Speaker C: That dude had another. A great sign where he. It was night, saw the light and I really liked that. [01:46:50] Speaker A: I agree with that. [01:46:51] Speaker C: Yeah, that was very good because he was clearly a night fan and he was standing for him really hard, which I love. [01:46:57] Speaker B: You know, I don't like. I don't like the violence with. With, with our. Everyone's favorite Envy. I don't like the. The Keis hates hatred and hate crime. The anti Kevaqua hate crime. I don't appreciate that outside of that Kevin Knight did nothing wrong. And I'm just. I'm staying. That's. That's my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:47:19] Speaker C: I mean this is a great way to. An easy way to. To prove that he's, you know. No, he's a truly piece of. Because he's got to beat up his best friend and we got to watch it and it's gonna be good. [01:47:31] Speaker A: Kyle has a mic and he's going to spew lies from his horror mouth. [01:47:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:47:38] Speaker A: As he wants some sugar from Don. And I panic for a moment and let's talk about the elephant in the room. How could you come back in such a short time from such a catastrophic traffic injury? How? Because he's anabolic steroids. I. I thought he was good. He said it's because I'm a genetic and I'm like, freak. [01:48:05] Speaker C: Freak. [01:48:06] Speaker B: I really thought. Thought he was going to go into Steiner math for a second there. [01:48:11] Speaker A: Freaks and peaks. Freaks and peaks. [01:48:16] Speaker C: He hurt his meniscus and there's no way he broke his leg in two places. Sorry, I'm being. [01:48:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. He's definitely lying about what it was, [01:48:25] Speaker B: how bad it was. [01:48:26] Speaker A: He's a picture perfect performer. He. And he's cleared for in ring competition. And I say. [01:48:37] Speaker B: And I say, poor complimentary. [01:48:42] Speaker A: And there was one other thing he wanted to do and he wanted to be the one to cut loose the dead weight from the Don Callis family. He was tired of keeping the family together for a year. And Takesha tried breaking them up as soon as he was gone. And Takeshita kept doing what was best for him. He didn't care about the family. He wanted to stop the sit atop the wrestling world alongside him. But it'll never happen now. But it will, because it will never happen. Because Takeshita is a selfish prick and. Well, you know what? At least he's not a [01:49:13] Speaker C: Truly. Honestly. Yeah, that's a really good point. [01:49:19] Speaker A: He's Australian. That's like a compliment to him. [01:49:21] Speaker C: Complimentary. [01:49:25] Speaker B: I mean, also complimentary. I mean, also. Yes, often. That's why I'm so into him. [01:49:34] Speaker A: Anyway, my. My darling husband's music. My darling husband who has never done anything wrong in his entire career. His music hits and he's not alone. Yeah. He's conglomerating. [01:49:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:49:49] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [01:49:50] Speaker C: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. [01:49:51] Speaker A: He comes out with the conglomeration and the odds are even. They hit the ring. Don Callis family bails. Taka has a mic. He got the international title back. He gets a you deserve it, champ chant. And he just says, kyle Fletcher, I want you. Yeah. [01:50:08] Speaker C: Oh, also clip for personal reasons. [01:50:12] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say you, me and your husband have this in common. What are you gonna do? [01:50:18] Speaker C: Quick question. Do. I mean, is Okada just out or. We're not. No one knows. [01:50:25] Speaker B: He's probably taking a little time off, maybe licking his wife. [01:50:28] Speaker C: Okay, we'll see. [01:50:30] Speaker A: And he did have. He did have something going on in Japan that like, that was why he disappeared for a couple weeks anyway. [01:50:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:50:36] Speaker A: So he might. [01:50:38] Speaker B: Anytime someone loses, like a big run, like after a big run, I like assume, like I met any. Pardon me. Let me take that again. Anyone who isn't Jon Moxley loses after a long run. I assume they're going to take some time. Time off, like to lick their wounds. Like that's like normal. John Moxley is a shark who needs to keep wrestling or he stops breathing. Pretty much, yeah. More or less. [01:51:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:51:04] Speaker A: We go back, Will Osprey is here. He congratulates Davis. Their history is documented. He's the one guy who beat him by doctor stoppage. But he's 100 now and he's got him one on one. Moxley and Marina show up and they, they, you know, they give him some daps and then he wants to like, fist bump. And Pac's like, no, yeah, you are racist to Geordies. And then like his entrance music hits and he's like, hey, I go this way. Guys, guys, guys. Because they, you know, they go out through the crowd. [01:51:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:51:36] Speaker A: And we're in a collision match. Will Osprey and the Death Riders versus the Rascals. [01:51:41] Speaker C: I was like, why are they sacrificing my dank boys to workers Killers? Like it? It's so good. It was a great match. [01:51:53] Speaker B: It was really good. I love the date boys. [01:51:57] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:51:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:59] Speaker A: Pac and Mox attack like, right at the bell. And Osprey's just like the. And it just leaves Desmond Xavier and they do stuff and it's cool. Yeah. And then Wentz comes in the ring with Mox and they do some stuff. [01:52:15] Speaker C: Stuff. [01:52:15] Speaker A: And he gets some chops in and then just. Mox is like, that's adorable. Levels them. [01:52:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Are we done? Are we done? [01:52:23] Speaker A: Osprey winds up caught in the Rascals corner and they hit a bunch of trios offense on them and then dives on the Death Riders on the floor. And that was cool. Yeah. Commercial. And you know that they. They. They got control over Ospirator in the whole break. And they do a boot tag. I thought that was fun. [01:52:39] Speaker C: That was great. [01:52:41] Speaker A: The boot tag is good. Good bit. Will gets the hot tag and he actually tags Pac. Has he learned not to be racist to Jordy's? Who can say? And then Pac is a house of flame, mate. And he just runs over everybody and he tags Mox in and they. They do the. The Death Rider train. And Osprey joins in on Myron Reed. [01:53:02] Speaker B: And Marina is just like, go. Another one. [01:53:04] Speaker A: Get it. [01:53:05] Speaker B: Go. And I was like, yeah. Scariest. Scariest joi ever. [01:53:19] Speaker A: It's not even just like, you know, gentle encouragement. It's a threat [01:53:26] Speaker C: and I like it like that. [01:53:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:53:28] Speaker A: Jerking or. I'm going to kill you. [01:53:35] Speaker B: Sorry. Not sorry. [01:53:38] Speaker A: I know. Oh, God, this is going so long. Spent so much time talking about dumb. This is going so long. [01:53:46] Speaker B: It's like third week in a row that we're just like. We're just keeps going so long. [01:53:50] Speaker C: Well, this is also a three hour session. There's a lot to cover in here. [01:53:54] Speaker A: That was a lot. We talked about a lot of. That's the thing. [01:53:57] Speaker C: That's true. [01:53:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. But like, I want you to know that I could have been riffing worse and, like, I've been pulling back, so [01:54:04] Speaker A: I feel like I've been out of control. I'm swerving all over the road, baby, and I don't care. Yeah. So pocket Osprey hit. [01:54:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:54:13] Speaker A: Swerve It's. They hit some dives. Mox hits a pile driver that gets two, and then Moxie's like. He's feeling it. He's doing his little swaggering around. And then Reed almost steals it with the roll up, and then just box comes up and clobbers him with a lariat. [01:54:30] Speaker C: Reed is incredible. I love him so much. [01:54:33] Speaker A: Like, he's got a great presence. [01:54:35] Speaker C: Yeah, the Rascals are great all together, all three of them. But Myron Reed, I'm. I'm kind of a. I'm a. I'm huge. Stan, huge fan. [01:54:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Big fan. [01:54:46] Speaker C: Super quick. [01:54:47] Speaker A: He's got. Yeah. [01:54:49] Speaker C: When they come in to the ring, Marina, they're all, like, vibing real hard, and Marina just stands there, and they stop and very sheepishly and carefully go around her and then start vibing. [01:55:04] Speaker A: I miss that. I miss that. And I'm like, it's. [01:55:09] Speaker C: It's so hilarious because, you know, after the show, they're burning one together, like. Yeah. [01:55:19] Speaker A: Although I feel like Miranda probably is, like, much more serious in how she smokes, because, like, you know, she's got a smoke. [01:55:26] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:55:27] Speaker A: I've never seen. I've never seen someone relax, look that terrifying. Yeah. [01:55:33] Speaker C: She recorded a birthday message to some dude sitting in a. Like, a hot tub, smoking a J, telling him he was a. And I was like, who are you, you goddess? [01:55:44] Speaker A: See, we were right. The Joi is a threat. [01:55:48] Speaker B: Okay, like, okay, but I'm like, like that. Better. That better not have awoken something in me just now, but it did. No, that was supposed to be a bit. I don't even like that Jois do nothing for me. Like, what the. I don't need instructions. I've been doing this for years. Okay. I'm very good at this, but, like. [01:56:08] Speaker A: But you never had somebody threaten you with it for to do it. [01:56:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't. You don't know my life drive. [01:56:16] Speaker A: Oh, we learned. We all learned something about Ella there. Osprey comes in. He gets a. He gets. He gets a La Mystica thing. Pac catches Xavier and the Brutalizer Mox has went in a choke. And then Osper gets death ground on Reed, and Reed has to tap, and they get their love. [01:56:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:56:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they did. It was so cute. They were like, all. They were. Oh, they synced up? [01:56:43] Speaker C: Yeah, they did. [01:56:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Osprey's been there long enough. They've synced up, [01:56:48] Speaker C: tags himself in in the first part, and Will's like, okay, what the. And then Will hesitates. But then they coordinate the. The Topes. And I was just like, oh, yes, my Will. Bastard. [01:57:05] Speaker A: My bastard. [01:57:06] Speaker B: Hey, if you jerk off with the same guys in a room enough times, you start to, like, like, you know, know each other's thoughts. And. [01:57:15] Speaker A: Wow. [01:57:15] Speaker C: Really? Is that how hive minds are made? [01:57:19] Speaker B: So much gravity. So much gravity. [01:57:22] Speaker A: Shocking to everyone. I never got to do that. So. [01:57:27] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I'm making that up, do I? The fact that you're making that up. [01:57:30] Speaker A: You're making it up. [01:57:31] Speaker C: But lies on this podcast. Wild. [01:57:34] Speaker B: Like, the fact that that might be a real thing is terrifying. Jesus Christ. Go on. Moving on. [01:57:40] Speaker A: Bastards. Yeah, the opposite here. [01:57:44] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:57:46] Speaker A: The opposite here. And they admit. Samoa Joe admits this hasn't been the best week for the app, the organization, but they give out opportunities. He lost on. On to Osprey in the. In the tournament. Yeah, but Hook just finished filming a movie. Shibata owns the most successful chain of Pacheco parlor in Nada. I don't know if that's true. It probably is. And soon Anthony Bowens will get the standing ovation he deserves. But now Joe must away to film Twisted Metal and the return of the recurring bit where we pretend that the AW Roster hates Will Arnett. [01:58:28] Speaker B: Yeah, he leaves. He leaves Hook in charge again. [01:58:34] Speaker A: He. He does not. He simply says, hold it down. [01:58:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:58:38] Speaker A: And Hook puts himself in the middle. He cuts off Bones. [01:58:41] Speaker B: Okay, so that's what I was seeing, because I assume. All right, I missed that. I assume that he put Hook in charge because, like, Bowens got, like, up in his, like, what are you doing? And I was like, oh, Bowens is coming for Hook spot. So I think. I think that. That they should murder the Taz offspring, [01:59:02] Speaker A: and. [01:59:02] Speaker B: And they should get rid of him. And I think Bowens and Shibata and literally anyone else, you get some mooks back. Let's bring back the. You know, the dojo. Like, let's get that rolling. You know, we can. We can bring. Bring back Sam Rockwell. Offering you regular menthol. Is all our. [01:59:28] Speaker A: That's really what we've been missing here is Sam Rockwell. It's been a while. The children yearn for Sam Rockwell. Look, if that. If that weird ass Paul Walter Hauser can be on Ring of Honor, that. [01:59:45] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [01:59:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I know he can work, but he's got, like, some opinions on things that I'm concerned about. Oh, all right. [01:59:53] Speaker B: Well, I don't want to know. Tell me off Mike. I could be sad. Off Mike. We got plenty to do here already. [01:59:59] Speaker A: Anti vax. I'm excited that the ops suck Again, because that's so much fun to talk about. How much I'm not [02:00:14] Speaker B: sad. [02:00:14] Speaker A: I. No. What did I say? It's like. Like Samoa Joe going away. And then Hook taking over is like, when, like, you working in a company and the owner is like, I gotta take some time off. And then his son takes over and then sits in the office and does blow all day, but then occasionally places a staples order when you ask him to. That's Hook. Hook is doing blow all day. He's the. [02:00:40] Speaker C: He's a. [02:00:41] Speaker A: What's his name? From Horrible Bosses. [02:00:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:00:49] Speaker A: They do a quick video package to hype up the. The Philly street fight. And then TJ have been killed by Divine Dominion, so. So much for that. [02:00:57] Speaker B: Yep. Apparently they only lasted 30 seconds, which, honestly. Good for you. Anyway. [02:01:09] Speaker A: And then a match, like, if they. They definitely announced it. And then I forgot about it. Andrade, El Idolo vs. Ace Austin. [02:01:16] Speaker B: And happens. [02:01:16] Speaker C: Yes. [02:01:17] Speaker B: Yeah. This was hot in many ways. [02:01:20] Speaker A: It was like a little intro. [02:01:23] Speaker C: Sorry. [02:01:23] Speaker A: It was. It was like a little sprint. [02:01:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:01:27] Speaker A: And. And then, like, my first note is like, I haven't really been watching this. And the reason I wasn't watching it was because the cat almost knocked my. My sister's wedding picture off the mantelpiece, and I had to go deal with that. [02:01:38] Speaker B: Cats will do that. Yeah. Cats. [02:01:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Little bastards of stuff. Asleep. No, he's good. [02:01:43] Speaker B: The only thing I. I remember is that we got two deep squats. [02:01:48] Speaker C: Yes. [02:01:49] Speaker B: And out of. Out of the. The gentleman who's coming for Dunk Zilla's title. And we. We of course, got a. A proper Judas effect. So that's all I really remember from this match. [02:02:05] Speaker C: They did a. How you know. Chant. [02:02:08] Speaker B: That's amazing. [02:02:09] Speaker A: How you know that shit's over. [02:02:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:02:11] Speaker B: Yeah. So as it should be. [02:02:14] Speaker A: It was more. This would. This was not a squash, but it was more like an extended squash because. [02:02:21] Speaker C: Interesting. [02:02:22] Speaker A: Andrade kind of carried the. The. The. The offense for the most part. Like, Ace got his stuff in and he got his. Got. Got a lot of in at the end. He. And like, we. Like you said he got, like, the two squats in, but, like, this was like, Andrade's challenging for the title. He should not really be. [02:02:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:02:41] Speaker A: Having long competitive matches with Ace Austin. [02:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [02:02:46] Speaker A: Ace still looked good. [02:02:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:02:48] Speaker A: But Andrade was definitely better. And I will also be honest. I was ready for the main event. I thought we were like. I forgot this match was on the card as, like, okay, they're gonna give the. The ladies so much time. And then this was like going and going and going and going. I was like, oh, no, no, I'm pissed. [02:03:09] Speaker B: But it ended. Judas Effect. Dms. That's the end of that. I think that's all we need to say about that. [02:03:16] Speaker C: I just. [02:03:16] Speaker A: All we need to say about it. [02:03:18] Speaker C: I do want to point out that Ace is do. It does have a new intro, which I think in suggests that they're pushing him as a singles because. Yeah, the whole business. He had the Bang Bang Gang as a escort, but that was about it. [02:03:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I think he's in it. He's. [02:03:37] Speaker C: I know. I think so too, because he put on a great showing against will and this was great. [02:03:42] Speaker A: Yeah, he's. He looked. He's looked good. And anytime he's had a singles match on Dynamite, he's looked really good. I don't know about Collision because I don't watch Collision too often. [02:03:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:03:53] Speaker A: Unless it's a dinolision. [02:03:54] Speaker B: Oh, God. We're almost done. We're almost there, folks. [02:03:58] Speaker A: We get last match. Hey, where's the Philly Street Fight? [02:04:03] Speaker B: I can't see it. The lights are out. [02:04:06] Speaker A: It's in. It's in Philly, you big dumb. [02:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, I know, I know. It's in Philly. Jesus. [02:04:14] Speaker A: I didn't realize this was a Jesus. Oh, yeah, we get some CZW in this. [02:04:20] Speaker B: Said that like three times during this match. And just straight up, Jesus. [02:04:26] Speaker A: Lights out. Philly Street Fight. Hikaru Shida versus Chris Statlander. Sheeta hit stat with the kendo stick at double or nothing. Cost her the. The women's title, and now it's on. Teglo, like, went and had like a demonic possession spasm after she won that match. [02:04:47] Speaker B: It was awesome. [02:04:47] Speaker A: It did things to me. [02:04:50] Speaker B: I love her so much. [02:04:53] Speaker C: It was so. It's so funny because she was having watched a episode of hey, AEW or not or whatever, but she was interviewed by Renee Paquette in. In Maine. And she's just so. She's just so interesting and chill and just. It's so great. She's wonderful. It's so funny that there's these very diametric personalities that she. [02:05:19] Speaker A: Yeah, and it's great. [02:05:21] Speaker B: I love her. [02:05:21] Speaker A: I think it's because she's. She's like a. A heavy metal musician. Like, they're just. [02:05:26] Speaker C: Yeah, she's. And an artist. Yeah, her mom was an artist as well, too, you know. [02:05:32] Speaker A: Yeah, they're just generally cool. I'm a shout out Sheeta's gear. She's got like, her fox, her black fox, her Black fox rope. Because you don't. You don't want to mess with the fox, the Kitsunes, or anything like that. [02:05:47] Speaker B: You get the curves. [02:05:49] Speaker A: They're tricky and devilish. She just got. She's wearing, like, a tank top with bloody handprints on her boobs. And then there's, like, prints on there as well. And then on the back, it says, she the best around. [02:06:04] Speaker C: Yes. [02:06:05] Speaker A: Like, I got, like, 24 hours later, best around. I don't get it. [02:06:13] Speaker C: There was also. [02:06:15] Speaker B: Say it again. Huge. [02:06:17] Speaker A: Huge. [02:06:19] Speaker C: Oh. Oh, my God. Why can't I think about the. The cards. They were holding signs that spelled that out? Yes. [02:06:26] Speaker A: Yes. I think what confused me about it was I was like, wait a second. Ralph Macchio in that movie was from Jersey. Jersey. And he wasn't even from good Jersey. He was from North Jersey. He had nothing to do with Philadelphia. I don't know. It's. She the best around. I get it. I get it. She is the best around. Yeah. Nothing keeps her down except stat, apparently. Yeah. This is just like a fight. An apple is introduced. So that Alba twitch was, like, call out. [02:07:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:07:01] Speaker B: Yes. And all the children taking the apples. [02:07:05] Speaker A: It's not a children. It was an albat twitch. [02:07:07] Speaker B: The children were child adverse. [02:07:12] Speaker A: Twitch. [02:07:13] Speaker B: The D suck. [02:07:15] Speaker A: Don't rob me of my toy, Ella. It's. You're gonna get haunted by the ghost of the albato. [02:07:21] Speaker B: Oh, get in line. [02:07:24] Speaker C: They're gonna come and snow your eye. [02:07:26] Speaker A: The ghost of the olive. Yeah, she is. George Cl. The twitch. God damn it. [02:07:35] Speaker C: Oh, no. [02:07:37] Speaker A: Oh, God. [02:07:39] Speaker B: This is the loopiest it's ever been. Dinolutions need to be over this D. [02:07:43] Speaker A: I hope there's no more Dinolutions for a while. All right, so, yeah, she beats Statlander with an apple and then puts it in her mouth and then kicks her in the face face. Which probably would hurt a lot, I would imagine. [02:07:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that was like, dental word. Claudio's in the back. [02:08:02] Speaker C: Cosmic crisp apple, because he is also gassed. [02:08:08] Speaker A: He's like, oh. It's like, what if that's a Macintosh? Those are really hard. [02:08:11] Speaker C: Yeah. Lego Macintoshes are very hard apples. [02:08:15] Speaker A: Oh, God. Call it a Apple. She gets power bombed on the floor, and then they fight to the backstage, and Stat grabs a guardrail, and she's got a suplex suplexer on it. She blocks it, suplexes stat instead. And then they just throw stat out into the front, and she's just, like, lying there dead. And then. And then. Oh, man. Everybody channeled Dusty Rhodes all at once. Yeah, because even commentary was like, she's got a bicycle. [02:08:48] Speaker C: Bicle. [02:08:50] Speaker A: A bicycle, Tony. [02:08:52] Speaker B: She got blood on her garment. [02:08:57] Speaker C: I'm so glad I caught that. [02:09:00] Speaker A: So. But then they put. She actually said on Twitter this was. This was a Yakuza reference because K uses a bike a lot. So he was like, she. She rides the bike, like, over stats hand, which had to suck. Taz talks about hitting somebody with the wheelchair. And then because it's Philly, she hits a white Russian leg sweep, assisted with the. The. The. The kendo stick. Through the commercial, they go up top superplex. There's a michinoku driver in there somewhere from stack that. It's just back and forth, back and forth. And then she just, like, hits a falcon arrow and gets a two count. But Statlander kicks out by kipping up. [02:09:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:09:50] Speaker A: And the crowd just goes like nuts at that point. And then she grabs a chair and just chucks it at Sheeta's head. And I don't know if it was. This is it. What did it. But, like, she at the. By the end of the match has just, like this gigantic knot spot on her forehead. [02:10:07] Speaker C: Oh, damn. [02:10:11] Speaker A: Probably. [02:10:12] Speaker B: And like, Taz is. Taz, like, shuddered, and he's just like, I'm sorry. Like, I love you, Sabu, but every time I see someone tossing chair like that, I get freaked out. [02:10:22] Speaker A: I seem to recall he didn't get along with Sabu. [02:10:24] Speaker B: He says it. He said, yeah, kfab. He's like, yeah, respect Sabu, you piece of. You know. But like, it's like, yeah, no, like, he brings up Sabu, like, how much like that. That sucks. Getting hit with one of those style of chair throws. I was like, yep, basically. [02:10:42] Speaker C: Is that the one they also call the fastball special when it just chucks the chair at Cheetah's head? [02:10:47] Speaker B: That's a different. Maybe he did call. [02:10:49] Speaker A: Well, they might have said it. It. It was. There was a lot of chair throwing in this one. [02:10:53] Speaker C: There were a lot of chairs in this mat. [02:10:55] Speaker A: Sheeta actually, like, goes out and pulls out a bunch of chairs, and the crowd booze because it's not a table. [02:11:00] Speaker C: Yeah. But then, like, Amanda, table stat gets [02:11:03] Speaker A: suplexed into the chairs, and Irma's like, oh, that sucks. That's cool. So, like, they're outside and stat goes under the ring looking for something, and she pulls out a bundle of light tubes. The crowd's all like, CZ Dub, CZ dub. [02:11:19] Speaker B: And I'm just going, no, no. [02:11:22] Speaker A: She was like, no. She is also like, no. [02:11:26] Speaker B: Yeah, they're not going to get that Nick Gagey with it. [02:11:30] Speaker A: It. [02:11:30] Speaker B: No. [02:11:31] Speaker A: Oh, no. But they did. So. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they did. Yeah. Sheeta hits the katana and then she grabs the light tubes and like, she just smashes them over Statlander's back. [02:11:43] Speaker B: Right. Right across the one, like, section of lower back on Statlander that isn't covered by fabric. [02:11:51] Speaker A: Yep. [02:11:52] Speaker B: Like, she got her right on the one patch of skin. And like, like, oh, she bled. [02:12:00] Speaker C: Stat goes hard all. Like, stat's natural setting is like at an 11. [02:12:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:12:07] Speaker C: Before this. She attempts to like, make friendly and cat and like, stat is like, oh, okay. And sets the glass tubes aside and then gets gouged in the eyes. And I was like, why you are in an unsanctioned Finley street match. Like, I think. [02:12:26] Speaker A: I think it was because, like, Stat was like, no, I. I must not use the light tubes. That is too evil. And she is like, I am evil. [02:12:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [02:12:35] Speaker A: I'm a. I'm a. I'm a kitsune. I will you up. [02:12:39] Speaker C: I mean, also, I think it's because Stat was like, yeah, bust me open. Like. Yeah, I won't do it. Hit me. [02:12:44] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, that was. That was like, all about taking those late. [02:12:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:12:48] Speaker A: She was like, please. It was light tubes. I can't remember the last time used they used light tubes in AEW at all. But like, they're used so rarely. Yeah. [02:12:57] Speaker B: If they did, it was a long, long time ago. [02:12:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:13:00] Speaker A: And it's. It's. I know it's not just a Philly thing, but it's such a Philly thing because of CZW and like the hardcore scene here. Everybody, like, everybody knew what that was right away and they popped for it all every time. [02:13:16] Speaker B: All I know is that every time I think about light tubes, I think about Nick Cage almost bleeding out. [02:13:20] Speaker A: And like, I just watched that too. Somebody even said, I think it was al alkaline on. On Blue Sky. Man, they should do light tubes more. And I was like, the reason why they don't do light tubes more is because I just watching it gay to almost bleed to death. Just. [02:13:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:13:35] Speaker A: Going through two of them to the floor and he gets hit with light tubes all the time. And that one time was almost a freak accident because. [02:13:45] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the kind of thing where like the. Yeah. It can go. If it goes wrong, it goes. Goes so wrong. It goes so wrong. So like. Yeah, it's just not worth it. And she bled and I was worried because then she does, doesn't she? Like, Falcon arrow her on like a pile of it yeah, [02:14:02] Speaker A: like, immediately after. Into the broken glass. [02:14:05] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. God. [02:14:07] Speaker C: She is also wearing pants. Like, heavy corduroy pants. Not that this makes. [02:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:14:14] Speaker B: But she's got that. [02:14:15] Speaker A: I mean, it'll mitigate. It will mitigate. [02:14:17] Speaker B: It'll mitigate. But that stretch of skin. And sure enough, when she comes up from of the Falcon Arrow, she's like, bleeding on. And I. That's when I started freaking out. [02:14:27] Speaker A: I'm not super worried about that, honestly, but, like, it's. [02:14:32] Speaker C: It's. [02:14:32] Speaker A: It's kind of always in the back of my mind sometimes. [02:14:36] Speaker B: Yeah, like, I figured they were fine, but, like, that's scary because, like, it's so unpredictable. [02:14:44] Speaker A: But. Yeah, it is. It's like. It's funny though, because it's just like. Like there's. There's, there's. There's glass and then there's light tubes. And, like, I've seen so many death matches at this point in my life. Like, and there's like, the number of times light tubes have caused, like, a serious. Oh. Oh. Problem. I can think of, like, maybe two, and the one was just, like, Sexy Eddie being like, oh, my wrist is bleeding. Let me drink from it and then finish the match and then get duct taped. [02:15:16] Speaker B: Jesus [02:15:19] Speaker A: of the Arsenal tournament to death. Go look it up. It's. It's. It's a. It's a thing. Anyway, there's a cando stick involved. Harley Cameron comes out, gives stat another kendo stick, and she finishes off. Oh, no, wait. There was some other stuff happened. Wait, stat, stat, like, hurls another chair. She breaks a candlestick over, and he stabs Sheeta in the face with it and then does a night fever through the table. [02:15:48] Speaker C: Yeah, that was so. [02:15:49] Speaker A: Cameron, that was hardly. Comes out. Yeah, that was so disgusting. He comes out, gives her. Harley gives her the Kendra stick, she waffles her again, and then night fever in the ring, and then she wins. [02:16:04] Speaker B: Yeah, it was great. [02:16:06] Speaker A: It was good. They celebrate to the back. I thought for a second Harley Cameron was about to turn on Statlander me. [02:16:13] Speaker C: Interesting. [02:16:16] Speaker A: It was in the back of my head. [02:16:18] Speaker B: I had a race of emotions real quick there, and I. I don't. I'm happy I didn't have to sit with them for long. I'll put it that way. I'm very happy I didn't have to sit with him for long because I [02:16:32] Speaker C: was just like, what's she doing here? I mean, I guess, like, being friends. [02:16:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what she. What? [02:16:37] Speaker A: Harley Cameron, she, like, stat. Even though you were mean to me, I'M still your friend. [02:16:42] Speaker C: I mean also, Shido is just. Has been absolutely like a to her too. [02:16:48] Speaker B: So I mean I would also throw [02:16:49] Speaker C: a kendo stick to Statlander at that point. [02:16:52] Speaker A: A big titty bimbo. That's what she's been calling her. Basically derogatory. [02:16:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Can you imagine? Jesus this. But that's it. We did it. We got through Dino vision. Jesus. [02:17:07] Speaker A: That was a long Dinolision and we. We got off track. But I think it was for the good of the good of the pod. We got off track. It was a really good D. You [02:17:17] Speaker C: gotta stop and look at the scenic outlooks. [02:17:20] Speaker B: I'm gonna. Between this and the new show, I'm going to spend the entirety of tomorrow editing podcast. So folks, WP patreon.comffi if you would like like to make that suck less and yeah, no, it didn't suck this episode of Dinolision this pretty hard. [02:17:46] Speaker A: This was a great Dinolision. There was no Darby. They talked about Darby a lot. But guess what? There was no Darby. [02:17:51] Speaker B: There was a Darby and it was. Was so. Oh my God. [02:17:55] Speaker C: Real good. [02:17:56] Speaker B: I don't even want. Do you notice that? Like I. I didn't even. [02:17:58] Speaker A: Like. [02:17:58] Speaker B: I don't even want to talk about him. Let's not talk about him now. No, we have no reason to. Dude. Everything's great. Happy wrestling. [02:18:06] Speaker A: Happy, happy wrestling. [02:18:08] Speaker B: Hey, hey, hey. You know what? Do you know what? Are you ready? Are you ready? What next week. Next week is going to be this shows the Wednesday night shows. Beginning of our first first Pride. Oh, like, let's go. The Wednesday night show has. Oh, so Hamonka Clones keep. [02:18:29] Speaker A: Wait. [02:18:31] Speaker B: We started after Pride. We started like late summer for. In for the Wednesday nights. I'm pretty sure we were like mid. [02:18:38] Speaker A: Late late Jude. Late June. It was in June for sure. [02:18:41] Speaker B: Well, all right, well, I might be wrong. [02:18:43] Speaker A: It was. It was. It was June. We started like last week of June soon. Maybe I'm wrong. [02:18:49] Speaker B: Holy. All right, well that's also cool. Coming up on a year and it's pride. Gay ass. You Darby. Oh. So yeah, we're just gonna take those you Darby banners, which are what they say you Twink. I got pill. I got a bunch of balloons that say Twink Death. It's been. It's been fantastic. Where all those are going to be rainbows now and they're still going to say Twink Death. [02:19:19] Speaker A: Unless you're talking about Anakin Murphy. And then it's Twink Death. Complimentary. [02:19:27] Speaker B: Holy awesome. So folks got that to look forward to. You Know what? It. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it because this is going long anyways, and I don't care. I'm gonna announce it. New show that I've been teasing here. This is me announcing it. It's. We're gonna release the first two episodes on June 10th. So, like, it's happening. It's called every. It is hosted by me and friend of the pod, Bugs, Matrix, who y' all remember from the Dark, the recent darkest episode of this pod's history. Uh, we had so much. We. We had so much fun that we were, like, more so. I have a theory of everything, and, like, you do. Like, everyone has a theory of everything, and my theory of everything is that everything is wrestling. I know. Are you surprised? So this show is called Everything is Wrestling. There will be guests every week. There will be a new topic, and I, by the end of it, will make my argument at. As to why. Yes, listener. That, too, is, in fact, graps. First episode is about magic. The Gathering. A. So hell yeah. Get ready for that. Like I said, June 10th. That will have its own RSS feed. But, you know, Fake Fight Studios. It's happening. We're recording it in the theater. So, yeah, so we have that look for it. Anyone else have any. Any other. Other housekeepings we keep in houses or we're just saying, happy wrestling. [02:21:04] Speaker A: I'll say. I'll say, go. Go to my blue sky, and hell yeah, donate money, because I'm gonna put up. Put up my. My. My Venmo. I am moving. I need money, and I can't get a job. Yes. But I need to move. [02:21:19] Speaker B: Yes. So please go help. [02:21:21] Speaker A: Give me. Give me some money to help me move, and the wrestling will stay happy. [02:21:27] Speaker B: Yes. If you. If you have any left over, give it to me, because I don't want to move, which means I have to pay rent. [02:21:34] Speaker A: Yes. [02:21:34] Speaker B: And I, too, can't get a job. They just will not hire me. It's. It's. Honestly, it's starting to freak me out. [02:21:44] Speaker A: I am used to it. After. After three years, I am used to it. [02:21:48] Speaker B: I. I really hate to think that some of these people might be disappointed. Discriminating against me on a con of my penis. I'd really hate to think that. [02:21:57] Speaker A: Which is, like, so weird to think about when you consider it. Right. What do you mean? My penis is a. Is a detriment. That's too much. I. Right. [02:22:12] Speaker B: I applied 70 jobs in the last, like, month, and my penis has not helped with any of them. So, like, happy wrestling Happy wrestling but [02:22:24] Speaker A: I, I, you know what I think I, I, I'm starting to think that people have problems with trans women trans people in general like that's kind of weird if you think about it. Huge of course well it's weird cuz we're so hot and cool. That's true. [02:22:42] Speaker B: I don't get everything happy wrestling. [02:23:18] Speaker C: Because Shawn Michaels decided to be a ass about it and really push the title. [02:23:24] Speaker B: Yeah Michael Hickinbottom. [02:23:26] Speaker C: No, no I, that was shocking I know this is first time on this pod. Yeah, yeah Shawn Michaels anyways Shawn Michaels, [02:23:34] Speaker B: yeah an entire marine regimen single handedly that one time outside that bar. [02:23:40] Speaker A: Yeah I did too I took all of them one at a time I said come at me boys, I can take you all I said maybe two or three at once and they're like no Erica, we can't handle that.