[00:00:02] Okay. Geez. All right. Is this. Is it on? Okay, this is a transmission from the Monday night fake fight sub basement. Technically, I don't even know if you guys are supposed to know that we exist, but we've been doing some light experimentation with maybe a little bit of force femming of a clone of Michael Hayes, and I just have to let you know, she escaped.
[00:00:25] So keep an eye out. There may or may not be someone calling themselves GOC Hendrix trying to, you know, shill things to you. It's. It's part of the programming. But keep an eye out for that and.
[00:00:40] Okay, I have to take this. This is the Don basement.
[00:00:44] Yes, yes. No. More. More Mullet.
[00:00:50] Hey, hey, hey. Sicko's got Kendricks here to remind you of the Monday night fake fights. Patreon. Patreon.commnnffpod you're gonna find pay per view, watch parties, YouTube. Going to find extra interviews, other extra things. You could go ahead and say that we at the pot here are. Extra, extra, extra, extra. Read all about it. Newly cracked clone. A former wrestler needs wrestling themed tank tops to show off her banging bod. You can find that at Garrick's mid dot store for all sorts of goofs and graps and various other expressions of capitalism. Oh.
[00:01:25] Oh, gosh. All right, well, it looks like the interns found me, so I gotta get this window popped out. But remember to, like, rate, subscribe all those things. Things and. Well, back to you, Garrick.
[00:01:38] Hello, outside. Hello, park bench. Hello, everyone in the GOC Hendricks viewing area. Hello, sickos. I stole this phone. On my way out, I overheard the lab coat girlies say these are company burners. Untraceable for security reasons.
[00:01:55] I hope this means I can keep broadcasting to let you know about patreon.com mnffpond where only $5 a month gets you access to bonus content.
[00:02:05] And Starting now, for $7.50, Olga Kendricks, I'll read your name out on the show.
[00:02:13] As far as I go, I. I think I managed to lose my tail, but I just need to head out on that. A queer journey to find my chosen family.
[00:02:22] Where the hell am I anyways? Is this the usa? Excuse me. Excuse me, ma'. Am.
[00:02:28] You know how to get to Bad Street?
[00:02:35] Well, hey, sickos, still haven't found Bad Street.
[00:02:41] Folks around here have been, well, let's say prickly.
[00:02:45] I tell you, it sure make old guy Kendricks feel a lot better in my. In my genetically programmed heart. If y' all could, like, subscribe, maybe review the podcast wherever you listen. To your podcast, you know, maybe Even swing by patreon.commnffpod and help support the show and you know, get some some access to bonus content, pay per view, watch alongs like Slamboree 96 coming soon.
[00:03:10] You get your name on the pod. But wait a minute. Is that stadium the Twins? I'm in Vern's territory. Hey here.
[00:03:23] Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the Gagny gym? Fuck ass bitch. Fuck you. It was so much for Minnesota. Nice.
[00:03:34] Hey, hey, hey, sickos. Guy Kendricks here. Coming to you from a park in the Minneapole.
[00:03:40] I must say I haven't had the easiest time finding a friend since I escaped. But hell, someone even threw a cup of blue paint in my face. Left me looking like a real weirdo.
[00:03:49] After a bit of a walk though, smelled some astounding eats. Followed the old proboscis. As Vinnie Mac could say, hell, turns out these fine folks at Community Kitchen Minneapolis are just giving away some fantastic home cooked meals for folks need one, you know, even Smurfs.
[00:04:05] So if one of y' all wants to buy Olcock here's meal, go to opencollective.com communitykitchenmpls shoot them some money. Keep that operation going and you know, it's like a five star rating and like and subscribe button click for your soul.
[00:04:20] Do have any love left? Head on over to patreon.comffpod can hear Slamboree 96 watch party coming up. Recording live in the Choi AV Club. We'll be sending it directly to the patrons. Brains and hell, I feel like I've done my program. That's worth a advertising for this week. Yeah, I think the rains finally got most of this paint off my face. But look a little less strange. This nice lady will help with some directions.
[00:04:47] Hey there ma'. Am. Ma'. Am. Is there a bad street here? What? Not Fuck. What the f. No, no. Go fuck yourself.
[00:04:57] Well, hell, back to you, Garruk.
[00:05:03] How hard could it possibly be to find her? I mean, how many people in this city could even have her condition?
[00:05:12] Yeah, I don't know how it happened either. It never would have occurred to me that Michael Hayes was so racist it would manifest in the clone. This way, she was perfect otherwise. Perfect.
[00:05:24] Yes. Keep me posted.
[00:05:29] Still nothing, Dr. G.
[00:05:31] Now she's in the wind.
[00:05:34] Who knows if she's even telling people to go to patreon.com mnffpod for bonus content like pay per view, watch parties or even Garrick's mid dot store for show merch.
[00:05:45] Well, Is she telling them to listen to the other shows we work with? Like the most important election of our lives, where real world politics meet fictional fandoms for their voting pleasure? Who knows, Dr. Rack? Who knows?
[00:05:59] At least the folks are liking subscribing and sharing the pod.
[00:06:06] Hey, sickos.
[00:06:08] Your girl Go Kendricks is thinking it might be time to pack it again in.
[00:06:13] Maybe I made a mistake thinking I could be my own woman, living my truth, and, you know, be a feminized clone of Michael Hayes that sells podcast listeners on supporting this
[email protected] through my little transmissions, living free in this world outside of, you know, that toxic lab environment I was born in.
[00:06:34] Every time I try to get help, though, but people here, they. They treat me like I'm some sort of social pariah.
[00:06:41] Whatever happened to the tolerant left of Minneapolis?
[00:06:47] Well, I made my way to the campus. If there's a bad street, it has to be around here, right?
[00:06:52] This lady looks super smart. Maybe she doesn't have a mean ride hook either.
[00:06:57] Excuse me, ma', am, I'm terribly sorry, and please don't kick my ass, but I'm just trying to find my friends. Maybe a queer coffee shop or something, and people have been very unhelpful.
[00:07:08] Your eye makeup is the rebel flag, and that's actually pretty racist. Eye makeup?
[00:07:14] You mean my birthmark?
[00:07:16] Oh, well, I had no idea. I was literally born last week. Oh, no, honey, come on. I'll tell you all about it on the way to the nearest Sephora.
[00:07:27] Hey, hey, hey, sickos.
[00:07:30] I'm so excited to talk to y'. All. I'm on my break right now at this super great coffee shop, and it's my first day on the job.
[00:07:38] Turns out just a little bit of makeup does wonders for your self esteem.
[00:07:43] You know what else does wonders for your self esteem? Liking and subscribing to this podcast. Wherever you listen to podcasts. Hell, while you're at it, go check out the most important election of our lives, where politics meets pop culture for histrionic hypotheticals.
[00:07:58] See that? I can do alliteration, too. Oh, and Gino, we're syndicated friend of the show Amber is streaming live weekly Saturdays at 7pm Central Standard Time. That's on Twitch TV.
[00:08:11] Hexen Show H E X E M S H O W I don't know what a twitch is, but damn, they got old episodes of the show. Set the wrestling footage. Yeah, well, hey, hey there, sir. Yeah, yeah, I like your T shirt there. Yeah, my good friend just taught me all about the heritage of that flag. Let me ask you a question quick.
[00:08:37] Hey, Cheryl, can you hit that bell for me?
[00:08:41] Thank you. Yeah, no. Have you ever heard of the ddt?
[00:08:46] I'm just getting there now. Yes, well, she wasn't at that lovely community kitchen I tracked her to, but the food was really amazing.
[00:08:55] We really should tell listeners to visit opencollective.org communitykitchenmpls. They can make tax deductible donations to keep those folks going.
[00:09:04] But I'm besides the point. I'm telling you, she has to be here. I mean, you saw the viral video.
[00:09:11] That barista dropped that guy with a DDT and then puffed her chest out and strutted like a coked out cockerel. It has to be her.
[00:09:21] Yes, ma'. Am. And a like subscribe and review to you as well. I'll report back when I have her. You can tackle that guy. It was so cool. Oh. Oh, hi. Welcome to Badger Brews. What can I get started for you? Well, actually, I was hoping to ask you about.
[00:09:39] You know what. Yeah, I'll have a grande Red Eye with a shot of Irish cream and hazelnut. Thank you.
[00:09:45] Arrested? What do you mean she was arrested?
[00:09:48] Dr. Rack, I don't have to remind you the trouble our beloved boss could get in if our activities get out.
[00:09:54] And to say nothing of the fact that someone has to remind the listeners to like rate and subscribe to the show everywhere they listen. Hell, they can drop a comment if they're able so that the capitalist assholes will notice the show and give us some of their asshole money to redistribute to the queers. This pride all not assholes. They can give not asshole
[email protected] to keep the show going and avail themselves of the various bonus episodes.
[00:10:21] Alright, call me when you have her.
[00:10:25] I guess I could start working on a new clone to promote things in case Gawk is truly in the wind.
[00:10:31] Hey, do we have any more of that JR DNA from the last Sooners game left?
[00:10:37] Hey, hey, cover me. I gotta get this out quick.
[00:10:41] Sicko. My co workers at the cafe snuck my phone into me so I can update y'. All.
[00:10:47] Well, old guy got herself in a bit of a situation. A carceral conundrum, if you will.
[00:10:52] Turns out the law is enforced by a bunch of white supremacists in this city. Can't keep a free bird down though. I've made plenty of friends in here. Even got a bit of a federation going to pass the time. You know how you should pass the time. You can get five star reviews of the podcast wherever you listen. And you know, check out patreon.com manffpod and get bonus episodes for free. $5 a month and your name on the show for only $7.50.
[00:11:17] Speaking of cash, it's hot as hell here this week and some of my friends I've met have said that Sanctuary Supply Depot in Minneapolis is a life saving group that keeps unhoused people supplied the best they can during dangerous heat domes like this. You should check them out at their link Tree, linktree, Sanctuary Supply Depot and help out however you can.
[00:11:39] Oh, sounds like I'm up. Better get to strutting.
[00:11:44] All right. Whose ass am I dropping?
[00:11:48] Hey sickos Cock Hendricks here doing a little multitasking.
[00:11:53] I told them I wanted a classic movie star for my wall and bill. Someone snuck me in a poster of this timeless Toni Storm lady from the cell.
[00:12:04] The screws let me have some nicer things around here. On they're all hopelessly addicted to gambling on the fed that I got going. I tried telling them it was fixed, but that didn't seem to stop them. And hell, girl needs her niceties.
[00:12:20] Well, I got you on the line. I'd love it if you could all tell a friend or your wrestling group, Chad or hell, a stranger on the bus you check out Monday Night Fake Fights wherever they get podcasts. Word of mouth keeps us going.
[00:12:33] So does well money. Can't stress that enough.
[00:12:37] So also go to patreon.com mnffpod you can get bonus episodes, pay per view, watch parties, and it's even a way to get your name right on the show.
[00:12:48] Girl, cut it out. Someone's coming. I gotta go.
[00:12:53] Hey, got Kendrick's here again.
[00:12:56] Your girl's a little busy and hell, I should probably keep it down every about sleeping. Oh, one second.
[00:13:04] I just wanted to ask y' all to like rate and subscribe to the podcast. Everywhere you listen to podcast getting a little repetitive, I know, but I appreciate y' all doing it.
[00:13:15] If you could check out patreon.com ffpod Throw $5 a month keeping the show going. That would be fantastic. And you can even spend $7.50 and have this old freebird here. Thank you by name on the show.
[00:13:30] Hey oh come coming up. Oh oh.
[00:13:35] And on Friday nights from Ghost Coast Radio and Monday Night Fake Fights, the brand new show covering the week's AEW Dynamite on the same feed you're listening to right now, it's Wednesday Night Fake Fights like that guy Rain. Do it Piper Willow, Erica Warrens and a very high mongoose take over the studio to bring us the modern goofs for the modern grabs.
[00:14:03] Looks like I'm just about through this pipe. If you'll excuse me. I gotta crawl to freedom through 500 yards of smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to.
[00:14:14] 500 yards. That's the length of five football fields. Just shy of a half a mile.
[00:14:25] I don't know. It smells like Vader.
