Speaking of Wrestler's Genitals

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed, and lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo, did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: And welcome back to Wednesday Night Fake Fights, where we talk all things aew. We are with you this week from the wonderful Pearl Theater at the Palms in Las Vegas, Nevada. But we're not there. But that's where Dynamite was this week. We got quite the show for you. Start things off. We're gonna do our little introductions. As always, it's me, your boy, Jeff the Tokimangus. Why don't we all go around our lovely little circle and say who we are? [00:01:23] Speaker A: Hey, it's Eric Awards back again for the. I don't know. I know we said we were going to count, but what went up? Eh. Okay, I don't understand. [00:01:34] Speaker C: Talking to hamper with my hands. Don't worry about it. Not point. See, I point at you. Oh, wait, no, but no, yeah, you're. [00:01:40] Speaker B: Pointing at me in that we're not on a consistent grid. [00:01:45] Speaker A: Damn it. [00:01:46] Speaker C: Okay, yeah, because now this would be pointing at hampter. Anyways, Continue I it up. [00:01:52] Speaker B: Who are you? [00:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you had that. I mean, I said my name. I'm always here. [00:02:00] Speaker C: This is Erica. [00:02:01] Speaker A: It's great. [00:02:03] Speaker C: I. It is I the upper. I've returned to up. [00:02:08] Speaker B: I thought you were, like, popping your collar for. So, like. [00:02:11] Speaker C: No, I have no collar. [00:02:13] Speaker B: People used to do that with their shirts. [00:02:15] Speaker A: Be like, yeah, according down, like, oh. [00:02:18] Speaker C: I was trying to communicate to our next that I'm going to give them the Don Callis intro. And I think I know how to do this without breaking it. So. Yo. [00:02:32] Speaker A: So. [00:02:35] Speaker B: Blew it out again. [00:02:36] Speaker A: Y blew it out. [00:02:38] Speaker B: Yeah, it was worth a shot. [00:02:40] Speaker D: Fine. Like, okay, my intro, it's a giant hamster ball, but it looks like we. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Need to record it separately and mix it so you can use it as a button, like a soundboard. [00:02:54] Speaker D: Oh, that's such a good. Yeah. [00:02:58] Speaker B: Do a remix. [00:02:59] Speaker C: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. So Hector, Sarah. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Oh, he'll never do that again. [00:03:05] Speaker D: Yeah, y' all got it. [00:03:07] Speaker C: One of these days. One of these days I'll figure out. But in the meantime, it's just going to be a Continue on running bit. Oh, my God. Hampter. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Hey. [00:03:15] Speaker B: Hello. [00:03:16] Speaker C: I love you. [00:03:16] Speaker A: Hi. [00:03:17] Speaker D: Hello, creator. I am here. [00:03:19] Speaker B: I kind of like the mic getting blown out. I think it's funny. [00:03:22] Speaker D: Yeah, it's true. [00:03:24] Speaker A: It's very lie. You know, we have our audio issues. Aw, has our audio issues. [00:03:28] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, exactly. [00:03:29] Speaker B: Spiritually in line with the company we're watching. [00:03:33] Speaker C: I still haven't put up the sound dampeners in. In my office though, so I probably shouldn't do. Because I'm sure it's pissing off my neighbors every time I do that. [00:03:44] Speaker A: You only have to do weeks in a row. What the. [00:03:47] Speaker D: I know. [00:03:50] Speaker B: They're big Hampter Sero fans too. [00:03:52] Speaker C: Yeah, they should be. [00:03:53] Speaker B: Hello's neighbors listening right now. Thank you. All right. [00:03:56] Speaker D: Thank you. Thanks. Shout out. Yeah. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Welcome. [00:03:59] Speaker C: You're here pondering your orb. Your Hampton. [00:04:02] Speaker D: Yeah. So the. The. The hamster ball just comes down the ramp and gets stuck. [00:04:11] Speaker B: But no doing the hechicero. But with a hamster ball in your hand. [00:04:15] Speaker C: Y. [00:04:17] Speaker D: I am pondering the orb inside the orb. Oh, God. Yeah, it's. I. I have deception. [00:04:25] Speaker C: Yes. [00:04:27] Speaker A: Tremendous. [00:04:28] Speaker D: Thank you for having me back. [00:04:30] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, we occasionally do the four person booth and while we were watching Dynamite, you, like, popped up in the chat and I was like, oh, Hamper's watching this week. Hampter should be on the show again this week. [00:04:44] Speaker D: It's like, you know what? You should just kind of make a commitment to start, like, watching now. I was like, okay. [00:04:52] Speaker C: That's how they get you. [00:04:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. It ropes you in. [00:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it's commitment. Watching wrestling is not like having a pet. You have to, you know, stick out. [00:05:01] Speaker B: Because sometimes it shits on your floor. [00:05:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:05:05] Speaker D: Like, what do you do this? [00:05:07] Speaker B: Yeah, Sometimes breaks your heart. [00:05:11] Speaker D: Like, why are you not eating this food? You liked it last week. Why is it not okay? So you have to take you to the vet. But the nice thing about AEW is it doesn't really shed because my partner is allergic. [00:05:24] Speaker B: So it's a hypoallergenic promotion. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:05:29] Speaker C: Oh, we'll get to that later. [00:05:34] Speaker D: Doodle of the. Of the wrestling kennel. [00:05:40] Speaker A: Well, I guess on that note, let's take this dog for a walk. [00:05:44] Speaker D: Woof, woof. Oh, yeah. [00:05:50] Speaker C: No kings for Brody King. No kings, but Brody. Yeah. [00:05:55] Speaker B: Last week it was a podcast about death. This week it's a podcast about dogs. [00:05:59] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:06:01] Speaker A: See? Drugs. [00:06:04] Speaker B: Dogs and drugs. Yeah. [00:06:06] Speaker D: Which just goes to show you, like, you just get to the next day. Just get to the next day. Really? We'll Gotta on through it, if you will. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Precisely. [00:06:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:17] Speaker A: All right. [00:06:17] Speaker C: That's the only way we're gonna stay on the rails. Just pod through it. Yeah. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Power through. And that is why I am driving. No pit stops. [00:06:27] Speaker D: Okay? [00:06:28] Speaker C: Yeah. You're pissing out the back window. [00:06:31] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. If you gotta throw up, just keep it off. Out of my shoes. [00:06:39] Speaker B: You're gonna hurl. Hurling this. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Oh, Crazy. In this car by the time we're done. [00:06:51] Speaker C: Got it. [00:06:53] Speaker A: We opened the show. Oh, well. First, what is the show? It is dynamite, February 4th from Las Vegas. As Jeff has already noted, another very cool looking venue here. They do like, whenever they do these like amphitheater webs, they always look really, really cool. [00:07:11] Speaker B: This was when I went to The Collective in 2025. This is where they were hosting the shows. So I went to like three shows. It's absolutely a gorgeous. It's cool because it's underground. Like you go into the casino on floor level and then you go down like three flights of stairs to get to the floor level in there. It's just this awesome tiered, like fucking layered theater. I was so happy to see it pop up. [00:07:36] Speaker A: That is awesome. I thought it looked familiar. [00:07:38] Speaker B: Yep, yep. [00:07:39] Speaker A: All right. So they, they opened this show. They usually do this on Collision. I don't think I've seen them do it on Dynamite. But like they do this. They did this little segment where before they start the show, everybody who is in a match has like cuts like, like a 10 second promo. So we got, we got MJF saying that Brody King would have a pot to piss in when he's done with them. And then Brody King just saying, I'm going to murder you. [00:08:08] Speaker C: Yes. Yes. [00:08:09] Speaker A: Kenny is focused on beating Andrade. Don Callis says a bunch of. Because his guys are all over the show, baby. The Wrath tell us they have an eliminator match against Megan Bad and Penelope Ford, who are now called Megabad, actually. [00:08:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. Yep. I'm very cool with that. [00:08:31] Speaker A: And then we just cut right to the arena match right underway. First match. [00:08:36] Speaker B: I do like that though. I think it's a cool. I think it's a smart way to open shows. It gives people like a little taste of where everything is. Introduction beyond the show. [00:08:45] Speaker C: And it's a throwback. Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah, it's how I'm gonna be that girl. Yeah, it's old school. Yeah. Like almost like end up. That's like NWA like territories, like specifically Crockett. So what became WCW would have that kind of. They would start Every broadcast with promos like that. Quick promos like that. [00:09:08] Speaker B: The blood of Tony Schiavone, right? [00:09:13] Speaker C: No, that's the. That's the through line of the. Of Mr. Shivs. Mr. Siobhan. It's good stuff. [00:09:20] Speaker D: It reminds me a little bit of like a recap, like from last episode or, you know. [00:09:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Like previously. Previously on These guys hate these guys. [00:09:32] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:09:32] Speaker A: Yeah. It's just a very quick little thing let you know who's doing what, what the matches are why they're happening. And our first match of the night is a trios match as a Death Riders take on the Don Callis family. So Death Riders have Jan Moxley and Daniel Garcia. And the Don Callis family members are represented by Josh Alexander, El Clan and my beautiful sweet husband who's never done a crime in his entire life. Can I get to cash down? [00:10:09] Speaker B: This is a deep Don Chaos family lineup. This is like three of their Hoopers out here this week. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I like if you think about like we. We've only seen El clone like four weeks total, like actually wrestling. [00:10:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:22] Speaker A: And he's already that high. [00:10:25] Speaker B: He's already like one of the best people in that faction. [00:10:28] Speaker A: It's just the best. I love the Don Callis family. They're. It's just like random ass p. It's the most random ass stable of wrestlers I think I've ever seen in my life. [00:10:37] Speaker D: And it was so good, but they're all phenomenal. Like, I. I forget if I think if it's this match or maybe one of the other matches where even Tony's like, yeah, you have an incredible like stable full of talent, like chock full. Like they're just all good. [00:10:56] Speaker C: And he will. He keeps like pulling them out. And you like, for ones you forget, it's like, oh, hey, here, have a Rocky Romero. And it's like, oh, that's right, Rocky. [00:11:03] Speaker B: Yeah, even Rocky. Even like the lower people in the faction like Rocky and Lance are still really good wrestlers and entertain. [00:11:12] Speaker C: You know how I feel about Lance. Everybody dies as they should. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Everybody who died here. [00:11:19] Speaker C: Everybody died here. Everybody's not gonna die themselves. So we have Lance have different colored hair. Sometimes he do and he should shave them all. It's still gross as everybody dies with. [00:11:37] Speaker B: Everybody dies with manic panic. Yeah. You should become a spokesperson. [00:11:41] Speaker D: Boot him. [00:11:43] Speaker A: Lance. Lance, hit us up. [00:11:47] Speaker C: I will be here. [00:11:48] Speaker A: Got ideas for you, Jeff. [00:11:49] Speaker C: Jeff is gonna write your material. It's gonna be. [00:11:52] Speaker B: I will be the manage Honk Monster. [00:11:58] Speaker D: Honestly, it'd be pretty rad to have a mongoose as, like, a manager. [00:12:04] Speaker A: I mean, especially one from, like, the fifth dimension. All right, what to even say about this match? It just kind of went and it. [00:12:15] Speaker D: Yeah, it was so sick. I didn't realize Josh Alexander's nickname was walking weapon, but I see why. [00:12:27] Speaker B: He's really good. I mean, he's very much, like. I don't want to say underrated because he does get like his. But, like, he's such a solid dude all around and really carries the stuff. He does, truly. [00:12:41] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like, this. This match kind of just let everybody show out a little bit. As much. As much as they could. The pairings they came up with were great. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Tack and L. Clone together. I want a singles match of them yesterday. So. Yeah, it's fun watching Excalibur try not to say the word strange when describing al cl. [00:13:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:08] Speaker B: Because ERA is. [00:13:09] Speaker A: He just says weird now, I think. I think that's what he's been saying is weird. [00:13:13] Speaker B: Doesn't want to give that gimmick away. Yeah, definitely. Like. Yeah, sorry, go ahead. [00:13:17] Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, no. You go ahead. [00:13:19] Speaker B: No, it does feel like this was set, setting up, takesh diverse. Mox was the kind of big, thorough line. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yes. [00:13:28] Speaker D: I loved watching them work. [00:13:30] Speaker A: Yeah. I. I did not think that we would actually get, like, real Takeshita, Moxley interactions in this match because, like, they kind of. They kind of did the cycle thing through. Like, you know, Garcia and Alexander wrestle a little bit. El Clone and Pac wrestle a little bit. And then, like, you got Moxley and Takesh to get in there, and they, like, slug it out for, like, two seconds before everybody. Just a taste, and I'm just like. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Or somebody grabs a hot tag real quick. Yeah. They would do, like, just a little. Just enough to make you want it for the paper. [00:14:05] Speaker C: Yeah. Like, pull them apart. [00:14:07] Speaker A: They're not. [00:14:07] Speaker B: They're doing it on Grand Slam Collision. [00:14:09] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Grand Slam. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:14:11] Speaker C: The bit. The named show. [00:14:13] Speaker B: We're still in the. We're still in the pay per view desert for, like, another month. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Correct. [00:14:18] Speaker C: God, patrons, thank you for hanging in there. There will be more. More pay per view content. [00:14:26] Speaker A: There will be stuff. [00:14:28] Speaker C: There will be stuff. Oh, yeah. [00:14:29] Speaker B: We should do a Grand Slam one, though. I mean, because it's on a Saturday. Yeah, well. [00:14:34] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Because it's. Technically, we don't have a Saturday night fake fights yet. [00:14:40] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Question mark. I'm not doing that. I'm tired. I'm tired. And dep. [00:14:49] Speaker C: I. I would need at least, let's say a hundred of y' all. [00:14:56] Speaker B: I want to do an every day. I want to do an every day of the week. Fake fights. I will watch every show. [00:15:02] Speaker C: That's gonna take so much more Smackdown. Yeah. That's gonna take like, last podcast on the left network money. Like, not quite. It's not gonna take Cool Zone money, but. But, like, a little bit less. We, like, we might have to sell pro wrestling. I heart for that. Yeah. [00:15:20] Speaker B: Pro wrestling podcast called My Brother. [00:15:23] Speaker C: My Brother. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:28] Speaker D: Incredible. [00:15:29] Speaker A: Incredible. God, what to even say about this match? They talked about. They talked about. They talked about Takeshita's length at one point. Stealing your gimmick. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Erica. [00:15:44] Speaker A: It'S not gimmick. Infringement. Excalibur stole it first. But, like, if there's one thing I'm an expert on, it's the length of Takeshita. [00:15:52] Speaker B: I think if you're married, you technically can share gimmicks. It's like dual problem. [00:15:57] Speaker D: Yeah. You're legally. [00:15:59] Speaker A: Yes, legally. Yuka Sakazaki has the same length. [00:16:06] Speaker B: They both wear the pants. [00:16:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:16:09] Speaker D: They. [00:16:09] Speaker A: The homie fans. Yeah, like, they, they. They. They're ganging up on. On a Garcia at one point or. No, they're ganging up on Pockets at one point. And, like, Moxley just grabs a chair and throws it in the ring. [00:16:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:24] Speaker A: Because I guess he's a Boondocks fan and he knows that, you know, you got. If you need to, like, break something up, throw a chair. [00:16:33] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, exactly. [00:16:36] Speaker A: And that works. They're almost going to, like, let's see. [00:16:39] Speaker C: That's a great poll, Erica. Thank you for that. I needed that. I appreciate that as a grateful. I'm gonna watch some Boondocks after this. Yeah. [00:16:48] Speaker B: Everything up to the fourth season. [00:16:51] Speaker A: God, it gets bad. Yeah. They're working over Pac for a while. El Clon gets his, like, Matrix Pele kick deal. That looks. [00:17:00] Speaker B: He, like, makes eye contact when he. [00:17:02] Speaker C: Does it every time. It's cool. Like, what the. I. I don't know. I feel like we gotta name it like that. That move needs a name. It's like a glitch. [00:17:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:19] Speaker C: I call it. [00:17:22] Speaker B: What was the hot chick in the reboot show call it? That. [00:17:26] Speaker C: Oh, my God. God, Jeff. [00:17:29] Speaker B: We're just megabyte. But what's her. [00:17:31] Speaker C: I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. We keep. [00:17:33] Speaker B: We. [00:17:34] Speaker C: You and I. [00:17:34] Speaker A: You and I are podcast. Speaking of. Speaking of El Clone doing crazy. He did that. [00:17:40] Speaker D: He. [00:17:41] Speaker A: He took that weird head scissors from Pac and, like, he kind of glitched out at that point where he, like. [00:17:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:47] Speaker A: Kind of like Twitched around, went outside of the ring, came back in, and then hit his own. [00:17:51] Speaker B: That was really cool. [00:17:52] Speaker A: God. [00:17:53] Speaker B: Hexadecimal. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Like, what a what? Yes, Hexadecimal. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what it was. Yes. Sorry for revealing. I found Hexadecimal hot on this podcast, but that's breaking. I'm probably not alone in that. [00:18:06] Speaker A: Yeah, Hexadecimal. [00:18:10] Speaker D: Sick. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Sick. There's. Yeah, there's just like a lot of happens. They get like, Garcia gets the blind tag, comes back in mox Lariats Takeshita. They do like that dragon tamer curb stomp combo, but it only gets two. I love it. Baby face Suicida happened. And then it. You. You wind up with Takeshita's alone with Garcia and like, they had a really good exchange, like, I think, didn't they? It was like Battle of la. Like. [00:18:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I think that the Battle of Los Angeles that Daniel Garcia won, he was the finalist against the Cash and in like 2019 or it was right before. Right after the pandemic. Fantastic stuff. So I think that's when Garcia became the PWG Channel. [00:18:58] Speaker A: So, yeah, this is. [00:18:59] Speaker D: This is. This one. He hits the he he toad. Then she needs driver Wilbur Slash Will Barrel. [00:19:07] Speaker B: I just call it the Bastard Driver because I can't go off. [00:19:10] Speaker A: The Bastard Driver. [00:19:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:12] Speaker D: Perfect. I love it. [00:19:13] Speaker A: I think what the Japanese is like Hito Denashi, much better than I can do, which is like, no, not. Not a person. [00:19:24] Speaker B: That's a much cooler thing to call somebody than a bastard. [00:19:28] Speaker A: Well, yeah. I don't know where he gets. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:19:31] Speaker A: That. [00:19:31] Speaker C: That speaks to, like, some awful thoughts on caste system and. And things of that nature. I feel like to say you're not a person if you're a bastard. That's up. That's like. That's really funny. Oh, my God. [00:19:49] Speaker A: Hampter. Hampter identifies the. The beginning of the end for Garcia. So, like, he gets killed with the blue Thunderbomb. Garcia blocks the power drive needs. Tries the dragon tamer again, but he gets caught in the bastard driver. Alexander and Clone hold Garcia in the middle and Tesha just like completely trucks him with the power drive knee. And Garcia actually kicks out of it. And like that. That was a big deal. [00:20:21] Speaker B: It was a very good near. Yeah, I bought on that one. [00:20:26] Speaker C: Yeah. But the fact that definitely gives. Gives Danny some heat, like. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Yeah. But he didn't last too much longer after that. Raging fire. Takeshita does the deal, and that's the end. Don calls. Family wins. Takeshita beating Garcia. [00:20:44] Speaker B: The rehabilitation of Daniel Garcia Continues, but is not complete. [00:20:48] Speaker A: It's. It's getting. It's getting. [00:20:50] Speaker B: Yeah, they're doing a good job. He's getting over again. Like, I think the Death Riders is exactly what he needed, to be honest. You got to show his heel chops for a bit there. And now he's, like, riding the baby face turn again and getting best reactions he's had since he was like, the D and D trip. [00:21:02] Speaker A: He gets to be a baby face without the dancing. That's. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [00:21:06] Speaker A: Well done. [00:21:07] Speaker B: He gets to be a killer. He gets to be like the wrestler he always was supposed to be. [00:21:11] Speaker D: Yeah, he was. He was great. Fire great, like, drive throughout this entire match. Like, I think he held up well. [00:21:19] Speaker A: I think. I think he's gonna remind people why everybody was so high on him back when he first came into the company. [00:21:25] Speaker C: Yeah, he's real good. Yeah, like, is him. He's one of the reasons I. I held on and, like, really got into aew because I came in, like, in the middle of the. The love triangle between J. J. S and Blackpool where they're trying the. The sports entertainer versus You're a wrestler. [00:21:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:53] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, my God, What a storyline. That was so good. And I was like, I'm into this. I was, like, heartbroken when he. Spoilers. I was heartbroken when he went. Went with Jericho. Like, I was absolutely devastated. And I was. All right, I'm watching. Aw. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Now, I will say the dance is very fun to do. [00:22:13] Speaker C: Yes. [00:22:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Every once in a while you gotta toss it out there. [00:22:18] Speaker A: Pelvic thrusting. So we. If we got a. We got a countdown timer in the top of the screen letting us know that we were, like, about 40 minutes away from Kenny Omega versus Andrade El Idolo, which is pretty smart. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:34] Speaker C: Yeah. You know. You know where your bread's buttered on this evening? And it's Kenneth. I did. [00:22:44] Speaker B: They did that in collision with Mark Brisco versus Tommaso Ciampa, too. Because that wasn't. Yeah, that was the top of the 9:00 clock hour. And they did, like, okay, 20 minutes until that match. [00:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah. But they're like, we. We know you. We know what you're here for. It's Tommy Choppers and a chicken fight. [00:22:59] Speaker B: This is fake. We know exactly how long the matches are gonna go. We can tie into the minute. [00:23:03] Speaker A: Yeah, precisely. They're. They're very heavily teasing Moxley vs. Takeshita for the Continental title. And that was made official before the end of the night. Mox is trying to avenge his Loss in the content. Classic. To catch that one's gold and wants to kind of shove it in Okada's face. Who wouldn't, really? To the back. [00:23:29] Speaker C: Phrasing, Erica. [00:23:33] Speaker D: No, she said what she said. [00:23:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:35] Speaker B: They're gonna go down under on each other. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Back shots in the outback. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Please, God, no Rules. Just right. [00:23:45] Speaker C: The outriders are somewhere in the back. High fiving so hard. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Give you a blooming on. [00:23:51] Speaker A: I. I hope so. [00:23:52] Speaker C: Okay. Too far, too far, too far. [00:23:55] Speaker B: Is that. Wait, is the blooming on the outback, or is that a. [00:23:58] Speaker D: It's Outback steakhouse. Yeah. [00:24:00] Speaker B: Is it okay? Yeah, yeah. No, then I stick by my innuendo. [00:24:03] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. No, no, it was fine. [00:24:04] Speaker A: It was just classic cost. [00:24:07] Speaker B: The finish line. [00:24:08] Speaker A: It's. It's real Australian cuisine, not like any of those fake Australian cuisines. [00:24:14] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. This hearkens back to Australian. Like, fake Australians. [00:24:19] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. [00:24:21] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:24:25] Speaker A: If you don't like a blooming onion, you're not Australian. All right, so, yes. Renee Paquette is with Swerve, and she's asking him about, you know, he lost to Andrade the previous week. He's out of the running for the Aw. Title match. Where is his focus? Prince Nana with an embassy towel says their focus remains the same. They're not going anywhere. That's. [00:24:49] Speaker D: I wish I could have someone answer questions that are beneath me as well. [00:24:53] Speaker B: Like, yeah, I want a manager. Like, when my phone rings and I don't want to answer it. Be able to pass that off to Prince Nana. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I was gonna say, like, I don't necessarily want a manager, but I wouldn't mind Prince Nada being my spokesman. [00:25:07] Speaker B: I need somebody to love my life. [00:25:08] Speaker D: To be great for an interview. You just come in with Prince Nana. You're like. They're like, so what are your qualities? [00:25:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:17] Speaker C: And he just comes in there. Yeah. [00:25:19] Speaker A: Doing the. [00:25:20] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:25:21] Speaker B: Oh, you can dance. [00:25:22] Speaker A: He sells coffee. He's an actual prince. [00:25:27] Speaker C: I like how he called me boss. [00:25:31] Speaker B: Yeah. That won me over. [00:25:34] Speaker A: We get a little video package for William Osprey, who it's basically letting us know that. That he's still alive and he's still got a broken neck and he's still getting better. [00:25:47] Speaker C: He's getting his fe, don't he? [00:25:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:50] Speaker D: With much to. Ella is triggering. [00:25:53] Speaker C: That's. Oh, man. I. I wonder, like, he did it, didn't he? Because, like, they always talk about how, like, for a while there, he was like, oh, everyone's telling me, like, you got to stop working like this, and you're going to yourself up, and you got to stop working like. It's like. [00:26:09] Speaker B: Well, yeah, when he comes back, he's still osprey. He's probably still gonna be dumb. [00:26:14] Speaker C: Yeah. But, like, your necks fused, bro. Like, you got. You gotta stick some stem cells in there. [00:26:21] Speaker B: You'll be fine. [00:26:22] Speaker A: He's gonna. He's gonna. Yeah, he's gonna get on whatever the PAC is on that. [00:26:26] Speaker B: Yeah. That Adam Copeland treatment. Gonna get that. Get the edge. [00:26:30] Speaker C: Swerve, too. Swerve. Came back jacked at all of them. They leave, and then they come back just jacked. It's. Yeah, it's Iker Pro. It's Iker Pro. [00:26:49] Speaker D: Llc. Does not endorse. [00:26:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:26:54] Speaker D: Well, opinion. [00:26:55] Speaker B: But it works for them. That's all we're saying. [00:26:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Actually, didn't we tacitly endorse steroids last week? I think? [00:27:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. [00:27:04] Speaker C: I do it several times on this show. I just last night injected myself with hormones. [00:27:09] Speaker B: So, like, Winter Olympics are going on. Those curlers are juiced. You know it. [00:27:14] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:27:16] Speaker A: Just like the most yoked Canadian you've ever seen with, like, a wrist that's just like. [00:27:24] Speaker B: Just tears through this. Takes people's ankles off in the stands. Yeah. [00:27:29] Speaker D: I'm just imagining poc, but with, like, a Canadian. A maple leaf of the red sweater. Yeah. [00:27:36] Speaker A: Yes. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Canadian Park. Sounds like a letter Kenny character. [00:27:39] Speaker A: Listen. [00:27:41] Speaker D: Holy. [00:27:41] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:27:44] Speaker D: Oh, God, that's so good. [00:27:48] Speaker A: Listen, I'm just gonna say it. [00:27:50] Speaker B: He just shows. [00:27:51] Speaker A: I like Olympic curling. It needs more steroids. Just everybody get on the gas. [00:27:56] Speaker C: I want. I want. [00:27:58] Speaker B: I want wrists at the people with them. [00:28:02] Speaker C: Yeah. Three trunks. I want wrists just so big. [00:28:07] Speaker D: Yeah. So hear me out. What if for just one Olympics, everybody just goes balls to the wall? [00:28:14] Speaker C: Just like, this is the one where, like, hey, everything's been really rough this year. It. Let's go, guys. Let's see what you can do. Kill each other. [00:28:24] Speaker D: Let's see what performance will do. And I. [00:28:30] Speaker B: You know, it's about one year instead of the Olympics. Let's have a battle royale. [00:28:37] Speaker C: Okay. Just real. Did you. We're already talking about. So I gotta say, did you see the. About the. The. The long jump skiers and the penises? [00:28:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I've seen something about long jumps. Yeah. No, no, I know. You gotta clarify. I've seen a lot. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Fill us in after, okay. Because, hey, speaking of. Speaking of penises. [00:29:05] Speaker B: They use it instead of a pole. [00:29:09] Speaker A: I guess that's what it is. [00:29:11] Speaker C: Carry on. [00:29:13] Speaker A: Speaking of penises. [00:29:14] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:29:15] Speaker A: We have a mixed tag. [00:29:16] Speaker D: Yeah. That's actually good. Yeah. [00:29:19] Speaker A: At least 50 of the people in the match have a penis. [00:29:24] Speaker D: Actually known to the wider public audience. [00:29:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:29] Speaker A: For having penises. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Yes. [00:29:30] Speaker A: Everyone knows about the. You know, the orange rind. [00:29:33] Speaker B: Everybody knows about Jordan Oasis. All right. [00:29:37] Speaker D: Really? [00:29:39] Speaker B: No. I've never heard Jordan Oasis before at the nanny. [00:29:43] Speaker D: Okay. [00:29:43] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:29:45] Speaker D: That's the joke. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Mixed it's legendary mixed tag match Orange Cassidy and Timeless Tony Storm teaming up against Jordan Oasis and his. And also Brittany Brooks is there wwids. [00:29:59] Speaker C: Brooke. [00:29:59] Speaker B: Brittany Brooks. [00:30:00] Speaker D: I know. I was like. [00:30:05] Speaker B: She'S a WWE ID talent or was. [00:30:09] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:30:10] Speaker A: Oh, damn. Oh, she was. Yeah. I guess. I don't even know if that's still a thing. [00:30:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's stupid. [00:30:17] Speaker D: He. Well, when she was just getting tossed around, she was like, no, no, no. [00:30:23] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. [00:30:25] Speaker D: Like, this is your job, bro. [00:30:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:30:29] Speaker D: She. [00:30:29] Speaker A: I like when heels are. I like when heels are vocal, they're just like, no, don't hit me. [00:30:35] Speaker B: I actually did a very good job, actually. She did. So for the bit she got. She did sell it really well. [00:30:41] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:30:42] Speaker A: Yeah. They. You know, Jordan and Britney were the designated jobbers for the night, and I think. I'm pretty sure they picked. I'm pretty sure they picked Jordan because he's bald. And they're apparently building to a hair versus hair match against Wheeler Yuta. [00:31:02] Speaker C: The setup that was on collision and. [00:31:06] Speaker B: My head's gonna be cold. [00:31:10] Speaker C: I'm gonna look like a whole. You know that. [00:31:12] Speaker B: I mean, we know that's what's happened. Like, they've. Yuta's hair has been such a thing for. He's losing the match. He's getting shade. [00:31:18] Speaker C: It's iconic. He's got. He's losing the hair. [00:31:21] Speaker B: It's gonna. As much as Marina Shafir would look awesome with no hair, it's gonna be. She would look like Ripley from Alien. [00:31:30] Speaker C: The setup to this. What was beautiful on Collision because you. You really. I saw it come out. I was like, oh, my God, this could be a hair versus hair match. And then Tony grabs this. The mic and just like, give me that stick. I'll watch her, you know, so. Which made tonight even better because, like, oh, my God, we got to the end of the match. Yeah. [00:31:55] Speaker A: No, we didn't get. [00:31:56] Speaker B: We didn't start the match. [00:31:58] Speaker A: I mean, there's not really much to talk about. [00:32:00] Speaker B: There's not much. [00:32:01] Speaker A: It's a. It's a series of bits. [00:32:04] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. They're really good at this. [00:32:07] Speaker A: They're very good at bits. Like Tony. Tony right now has adopted denim so that she matches with Orange Cassidy the denim romper. [00:32:17] Speaker B: Which looks amazing. [00:32:18] Speaker D: Yeah, very cute. [00:32:19] Speaker A: Really nice. [00:32:19] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:32:20] Speaker A: I want one. [00:32:21] Speaker C: Agreed. [00:32:22] Speaker A: Jordan Oasis offers Orange a free hit. And Orange just kind of taps him. And then he's gonna give Jordan the same opportunity and, like, he winds up like he's gonna do that power slap. [00:32:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:35] Speaker A: And like Bryce is even looking at it. I'm like, oh, There's, there's, there's, there's. There's not much. Like, like Orange puts him in a headlock and he like, sees his bald head and he's like, oh, no, I'm looking into the future. [00:32:54] Speaker C: Yeah. He gets freaked out. Yeah. [00:32:55] Speaker B: That was a good thing. [00:32:59] Speaker A: They do the tango. They do the tango spot. Like, they're all. Get in, it's quick, it's over, it's painless. Orange punch or hip attack? Orange punch. Our people win. The people on the show actually win. It's not the local Chinese, but I never. [00:33:16] Speaker C: Everyone. [00:33:17] Speaker B: I think everyone or whatever your name was, always. I've already scrolled past his name. I forgot his name. [00:33:24] Speaker A: Jordan Oasis. [00:33:26] Speaker B: Jordan always. [00:33:27] Speaker C: Okay. [00:33:27] Speaker A: The guy with the. [00:33:31] Speaker B: Longest. The long distance skier. [00:33:34] Speaker A: Yeah. The other guy with the. [00:33:38] Speaker C: Injecting it well with the acid. [00:33:41] Speaker A: Great. Yeah, hold on. I gotta keep driving. All right, so Luther comes down and OC Gets on the mic and he's like, I regret taking this match. He doesn't want to cut his hair. And Tony's also, like, her hair is her life. She's bald. [00:33:59] Speaker C: And the whole time Luther is like. Like, try not to like, yeah, yeah, I look like a boiled egg and an angry penis. But no, the first thing she says when she grabs the mic is, what, what did she say? Like, oh, why did I get. Put us in this? Like, I like, just real. Why did I do this? [00:34:21] Speaker A: Why? [00:34:22] Speaker B: Both their regret was so funny. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Like, yeah, it. [00:34:26] Speaker C: It was just beautiful. Part of me, part of me, I. I wouldn't put it past her. Here we talk about how it's obviously Yuta. I would not put it past Toni Storm to shave her head and turn it into like a year plus worth of storyline with this character. You know what I mean? Or just. Or trying to hide it with the real. [00:34:55] Speaker B: It's a picture of Marina Shafir. [00:34:58] Speaker C: But like, no, but that's. The thing is like, the. The possibilities are goddamned endless because she's a genius. And it's such a great bit that way. Like, she could take it so many places. So, like, as it was happening, I was like, why oh my God. Tony could lose her hair and it would actually be brilliant. So I don't know. I don't assume it's gonna be Yuta. Don't assume it's good. I think that's my call. [00:35:21] Speaker B: I'm assuming it's a Yuta. [00:35:23] Speaker A: Well, I'm. I sort of leaning that way, but it could be. It could be interesting one way or the other. Tony. Tony does. Tony does say that it like, you know, let's not get down on ourselves because it's not going to go like that on timeless Tony Storm. And you're freshly squeezed Orange Cassidy there. One of two things is going to happen. Either orange is going to give you to a comb over or she's going to make Marino look like Mox. [00:35:49] Speaker C: That was a good line. Yeah, fantastic line. These two need a team name so bad. [00:35:58] Speaker A: Clockwork Orange. [00:35:59] Speaker C: Clock. All right, Jeff, what was yours? Because that. [00:36:03] Speaker B: It sounded the seven Year Slouch. [00:36:05] Speaker C: That's. [00:36:07] Speaker B: It's a Marilyn Monroe movie. It's like. [00:36:09] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that. That might be it. Cat over at our. Our sister pod of the pod girlies over at Chatter Machine keeps going with was it freshly squeezed tits? And like, I also feel like that would. Well, like that. I mean, if they're. They're playing with the horse cock with the boys over there, you know, so like they might as well. [00:36:36] Speaker B: That would be a good line to cut out, like take in isolation. [00:36:40] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:36:45] Speaker B: That's a clip, that one. [00:36:49] Speaker C: Jesus. Not even for a stinger. Just keep. [00:36:51] Speaker B: This is the Mr. Hands podcast now. [00:36:56] Speaker A: Too much. Too much. That's what the guy in the Mr. Hands video says. Sorry, Ham. [00:37:05] Speaker B: Yes, please. What do you appreciate. [00:37:08] Speaker D: That, like there are two like, callbacks to like 30 years of past wrestling here. And the first one being like the hair on the line, you know, it's a classic. [00:37:21] Speaker C: It's not something we've seen in a long while. [00:37:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Not in AEW anyway. [00:37:27] Speaker D: And then the second will come up later this later in the match. It's pretty obvious, but. [00:37:33] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, no. The match is over. Oh, the screwdriver. Oh, yeah, that's greater. [00:37:39] Speaker D: Okay, later in the car. The match is over the mat. Yes. Like, sorry, later in the card. [00:37:44] Speaker A: Did I miss something? [00:37:45] Speaker B: No, I got you. [00:37:46] Speaker A: It's. It's entirely possible I missed something. I. I slept all day yesterday. [00:37:50] Speaker D: No, I misspoke. [00:37:51] Speaker A: All right, what happened next? Oh, God. Speaking of people that look like penises, here's Gabe K. Yeah. And Clark Connors is there too now. [00:38:01] Speaker C: Angry Penis Jones over here. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Did. Did they Sign Clark Connors or. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think he hasn't gotten the. The Graphic yet, but it's been reported he's pretty much signed. I mean, you know, but, hey, your. [00:38:15] Speaker C: Girlfriend'S, like, one of the hottest things in our women's division, so. [00:38:19] Speaker B: Yeah, he kind of been coasting around in New Japan for a while. It makes sense as a move. Like, I love Clark. I'm excited to see him actually on TV regularly. [00:38:28] Speaker C: Hey, come on over. [00:38:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that he's now dressing like Johnny Depp and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. [00:38:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, they are in Vegas. [00:38:38] Speaker C: He had this, like, cowboy thing going on. It was weird. I felt like it's less that I'm. [00:38:44] Speaker A: Unfamiliar with War Dogs for a while. So what happened here? They. They drive up in this, like, red car, and they beat the. Out of Darby Allen, who's just like, right. [00:39:00] Speaker B: It's like beating up a kid. [00:39:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that's really what it looked like. Just like, what? You want to fight? You want to fight? And they're just like, no, we're going to kick your ass. And they do, and they shove them in the trunk of the car and they drive away. [00:39:19] Speaker B: Yeah. That is Wheel from New Japan. It's like Clark's gimmick. Is he. I don't know how to say son. Right. But, yeah, he always has busted out a tire and made it into, like, a character there. They're bringing it back. I don't know if I might not be, like, as regular of a thing in aew, but it's a fun little. [00:39:35] Speaker D: Bad jarring jump for me. I was just like, why are we doing a felony right now? This is the first I've seen of not right. [00:39:47] Speaker C: This, like, War Dogs, baby. [00:39:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:52] Speaker B: Gabe Kid's a madman. [00:39:53] Speaker A: There's never. [00:39:55] Speaker B: He spits on a truck. [00:39:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. He spits. He spits on Darby's picture on the. On the truck, which, like, you know, fair. There's, like, some type of confusion on if there's still the War Dogs or not, because I'm pretty sure the War. [00:40:16] Speaker B: Dogs in New Japan is done. Yeah, War Dogs with dead. [00:40:21] Speaker A: They. They merged with whatever's left of LIJ and their unbound company. But everybody from LIJ is, like, in the process of quitting New Japan. [00:40:33] Speaker B: So, yeah, David Finley's probably gonna go to wwe and it's all. I love that promotion, but please, everyone, stop believing it. [00:40:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:42] Speaker B: Unless you're Gabe, kid, you can come to America. [00:40:50] Speaker A: Hey, anyway, there's a match we're just gonna keep on driving just like Gabe Kidd and Clark Connors are. It's Adam Page versus Dunkzilla Mark Davis and they actually call him Dunkzilla in his entrance. Yeah, I. I cracked me up. [00:41:08] Speaker C: Holy. [00:41:09] Speaker A: It's like. Yeah, you should just be allowed to be called by your Twitter handle. Yeah. Introduction. Takay Soup Takeshita. [00:41:22] Speaker B: Tony Schiavone, 24. [00:41:27] Speaker A: Supposedly MJF and Andrade have both put money on the line to have Davis try and injure Hangman in this match. [00:41:36] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:41:38] Speaker B: Well, they did the gimmick with Davis and Doyle were the ones who did the bounty on jet speed that they collected from Ricochet. [00:41:45] Speaker A: That's right. [00:41:46] Speaker B: I like the idea having Davis be like a. We already have a bounty hunter in the company, but he doesn't really do any bounty hunting. But so let Mark Davis do that especially well. [00:41:56] Speaker A: Let him earn some money hurting people. Yeah, this was pretty good at it. Big two guys throwing bombs at each other. Good. [00:42:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:09] Speaker A: Davis tries to get the early control really fast, but, like, he gets drop kicked out of the rig and then Hangman hits a plancha. It's like a. A comebacker lariat off the. On the floor. [00:42:21] Speaker B: That was cool. That's like off the ropes to the outside into it. [00:42:25] Speaker A: Yep. He looks like he's in full control until, like, Davis puts his ass in a chair in a corner and then just like jumps on him and kills Hangman. [00:42:38] Speaker B: I mean, that's. Mark Davis is really, really good. He has terrible luck with injuries to him and his tag team partners that have, like, his pushes up for the last three years, but he never doesn't deliver. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Yeah, the. The fact he has a fantastic butt, They. Yeah, like, he, he was, he's. He was so good in this match and like, I'm glad they gave him like a singles opportunity in a big spot against Hangman to, you know, kind of like a make good on, like, sorry that your tag team partner got hurt. I guess he. He gets the heat on him. Through the. The commercial break. They do talk about Jake Doyle's injury and it sucks. But, like, Davis is just kicking the. Out of Hangman for most of it. It's like that really nasty looking sliding elbow in the corner. [00:43:40] Speaker B: I like that Hangman has two chops too. [00:43:44] Speaker A: Yes. [00:43:45] Speaker B: He's got the loudest chops in the world. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Hurts my chest thinking about it. All right, what happens next? I still have. I have notes, I swear. Hangman. Hangman is so, like, desperate. He has to bite Davis in the face just to get like A little bit of breath away from him. And then he gets a power. He did. He does look tasty. He tastes like a real Australian should. Yeah. He does this thing where, like, he sweeps Davis's legs out from under him while he's on the top turnbuckle and then just power bombs him. [00:44:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that was really cool. [00:44:28] Speaker A: Really nasty. He gets about two. There's only a two count. Yeah, he actually got a. He's. Hangman gets him on the apron and he's like, just nailing these flying clotheslines. And Davis is not falling down. So Hangman tries to do a sunset flip over him, and Davis just sits on him. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Give it a Yoko Izuna. Give it a smashboard. [00:45:01] Speaker A: What's that? He's. He's gonna try and repeat that quarter spot. Hangman avoids it and he climbs up into the. The stands and hits the Orinhara. Moonsault gets him back in the ring. Moonsault press only gets a two count. I can't remember the last time I've seen Hangman actually do like a moonsault press in a match. I feel like it's like that. [00:45:22] Speaker B: Yeah, he'll do. [00:45:23] Speaker A: Usually hit someone on the floor busting. [00:45:26] Speaker B: Out the big guns. [00:45:26] Speaker A: Either way, good. Really good. Davis is just, like, not dying and he's just laying in. Heavy kicks. And then he gets Hanger up for a power bomb and he counters that into a hurricane. Rana, like, almost looks like a dragon. [00:45:41] Speaker B: Lucha Hangman. [00:45:42] Speaker A: Lucha Hangman. [00:45:45] Speaker B: You're so a hangman, sir. [00:45:50] Speaker D: Honestly. [00:45:56] Speaker B: Long distance skier. Wouldn't the tip of their dick get cold, though? [00:46:00] Speaker A: And then it won't, like, that's what the foreskin's for. [00:46:03] Speaker B: I feel like the second it touches the snow, it's back up. [00:46:07] Speaker D: That's why you put the hat on. [00:46:09] Speaker B: Yeah, Maybe it's got, like a latex color. There's so much about skiing. I don't know. You have to buy all the special equipment. [00:46:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:46:20] Speaker A: If you're a long distance, please send. [00:46:21] Speaker B: Us an email about what kind of. [00:46:25] Speaker A: What do you do? Well, yeah, that sounds like something they would do. All right. How does. Holy. How does your penis work in seeing. Send your comment. [00:46:46] Speaker B: Very well. Okay. [00:46:48] Speaker C: I got back from grabbing my dinner out of the microwave at a very weird time. All right. [00:46:52] Speaker D: Oh, don't even worry. [00:46:54] Speaker B: That's been going on. No, yeah, yeah. [00:46:57] Speaker A: We're still talking about Hangman versus Dougzilla dogs. Dogzilla. Davis hits like his. The Larity hits are awesome. [00:47:08] Speaker B: Oh, he takes people's heads off. [00:47:10] Speaker C: Just gross. [00:47:12] Speaker A: He turned Hangman inside out and Then hits this nasty looking pile driver looking. [00:47:18] Speaker B: Thing, but it only gets to rising comp to. But it was cool. [00:47:24] Speaker A: No, that actually comes next. He does actually go for his finisher, which is close your eyes and count to. [00:47:30] Speaker C: Wait, what? That's the name of his finisher? [00:47:33] Speaker B: Yeah. They don't. They just call it close your eyes on tv, but yeah, it's since the indies and everything. He's always called it close your eyes. [00:47:39] Speaker C: And come because that's a. That's a. [00:47:42] Speaker B: It's a run the Jewel song. [00:47:43] Speaker C: Run the Jewels. Yeah. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Zach Delaro. [00:47:45] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That's like my favorite run the Jewel song. Holy shit. Oh, my God. I have so much love for Mark Davis now. Bas. Mark Davis with the badass. Let's go. [00:48:02] Speaker B: I love him juicy in taste. [00:48:04] Speaker C: All right. Okay, okay, okay. Well, I might have a new wrestle husband and he's in the donkey cow's family. What the. [00:48:12] Speaker B: He's actually. He is gay. As I say, he's married to a man, so he won't be. [00:48:17] Speaker C: Mark Davis is. [00:48:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:19] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:48:19] Speaker B: He never gets featured on like any LGBT stuff. Yeah, but he got married, I think last year. [00:48:24] Speaker C: I had no idea. All right, well, yeah, all right. [00:48:28] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a part of the community, girl. [00:48:31] Speaker C: Fine. Yeah. Okay, you're that. [00:48:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Now, now we're. [00:48:33] Speaker B: Now we're obligated based, but yeah, yeah, fortunately. [00:48:38] Speaker C: Let's go. [00:48:39] Speaker B: That's the line. That won't happen. But. [00:48:43] Speaker A: All right, so he does try for Close your eyes and count to Hangman reverses it into a dead eye, only gets two. He goes for the buck shot. Davis just throws Hangman out of the ring, skins the cat. Davis just catches him and it gets reversed into a tombstone. Like they, they do this weird thing like he, he, he, he's. He's got Hangman up and then Hangman kind of uses momentum to push him back over the ropes onto the ramp. [00:49:10] Speaker B: This was a very cool sequence. [00:49:11] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, it was wild. It was a weirdest setup to a tombstone I've ever seen. Yeah, there's. [00:49:19] Speaker A: There's tombstone tombstone on the ramp. Davis rolls back in buckshot lariat when he stands up and that's it. [00:49:29] Speaker C: Great finishing sequence. [00:49:32] Speaker A: Love this match. I love this match. [00:49:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it was great chemistry. [00:49:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I like Jake something. I'm sorry his buddy got hurt. [00:49:41] Speaker B: Yeah, it's about that Tag team was gonna be sick, but. [00:49:44] Speaker C: But he doesn't need a buddy. So like, just let me know. [00:49:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:48] Speaker C: Yep. [00:49:49] Speaker A: Hey. [00:49:49] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I had no idea. [00:49:52] Speaker B: Even more send him against Champa let's roll. [00:49:55] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That would be. Be awesome. That would be. Oh, talk about gross. [00:50:05] Speaker A: That's a matchup where I would think to myself, why does the large wrestler not simply eat the smaller wrestler? Because, like, Davis, like, I would want. [00:50:21] Speaker B: Davis just like champ up by the beard and just like dips him down his throat and pulls it back out. [00:50:28] Speaker A: Yeah, it does like a, you know, 90s era Mortal Kombat fatality on him. And that's it. [00:50:37] Speaker D: It's a package. [00:50:38] Speaker B: Like a Dunkality. [00:50:40] Speaker C: He's a Dunkaroo. Yeah, yeah. [00:50:43] Speaker D: A tub of barbecue sauce. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Well, I mean, he is. And we are. We are forgetting that he could just. [00:50:52] Speaker B: Into a thing of Vegemite. [00:50:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:57] Speaker D: The frosting. [00:50:58] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:50:59] Speaker A: That's why it's called. [00:51:01] Speaker B: Yeah, because he dunks people before he eats them. Like a cartoon cat eating a fish. [00:51:15] Speaker D: A sweet topping would be best for. Yeah. [00:51:25] Speaker A: You need like next week for more cannibalism tips. [00:51:30] Speaker B: Yeah, that's the message of this podcast. [00:51:35] Speaker C: Does Tommy choppers get a squeeze of lemon before down the gullet? You know, does that help? [00:51:41] Speaker A: I. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Anyway, yeah, book that match. [00:51:52] Speaker B: So, yeah, don't. Don't eat people where they're at. Don't take anything away from this show. [00:51:58] Speaker D: Don't tell me how to live my life. [00:52:03] Speaker C: Creation. What the. I mean, I guess technically it's not cannibalism. You're a possum, but still. [00:52:10] Speaker D: Take care of the trash. [00:52:12] Speaker B: Cannabis. Cannabis. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Yeah. What? [00:52:19] Speaker C: That's something else. [00:52:20] Speaker A: Speaking of male genitals, Hangman says that he's going to. [00:52:26] Speaker B: That should be the title. [00:52:27] Speaker A: He's gonna face the winner. He's gonna face the winner of. Of Kenny vs. Andrade at Grand Slam Australia. And he hopes he gets to wrestle Kenny and then he's going to become the number one contender. And tells Max he's going to crush his balls and take the title back. And, like, he's very graphic about, like, how he's going to, like, just smash the. Out of those testicles. Like. Okay, Tiny little balls. Tiny balls. Tiny. Hey, little balls. [00:52:55] Speaker B: It's gonna be like the Island Lucy episode with the grapes. [00:52:59] Speaker D: She's in the chocolate factory. [00:53:04] Speaker A: We get a nice little video package for Kevin Knight. So I think. Well, that they have. Yeah, they've got. [00:53:11] Speaker B: I thought this was a good package too. [00:53:13] Speaker A: Yep, Very well put together. He's been great since he came into. Aw. And now the countdown is over. It's time for Andrade. El Idolo versus Kenny Omega. Kenneth. Kenneth. I don't feel like doing the whole thing. This. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Is. [00:53:35] Speaker C: All I know is I need to, like, wave myself because just, like, what the. What the. Andrade. [00:53:46] Speaker A: Like, once again, speaking of Peterson. [00:53:49] Speaker C: Yeah. You know, once again, speaking of genitals. [00:53:55] Speaker A: Theme of the night. [00:53:55] Speaker D: Yeah, it truly is. [00:53:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:59] Speaker B: There's a lot of underlying podcast about dogs, drugs, and penises. [00:54:08] Speaker A: And wrestling for hiding behind Lance Archer when the pyro goes off. That was a nice touch. Andrade has a whole section of lovely ladies in the crowd cheering for him tonight. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Not just one they brought. They're all adult entertainers. I saw reporting. [00:54:32] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:54:34] Speaker A: Like, models and people are just like, oh, how dare you? I was like, who cares? [00:54:41] Speaker C: No, that's work. [00:54:43] Speaker D: Those ladies a check. Get it. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:45] Speaker C: Let's say get that money. Yeah. Like, I'm sure that was an amazing payday. And they got to touch Andrade. I'd do that. [00:54:53] Speaker B: I hope they just keep doing this more and more. Like, every week, there's more hot ladies until, like, just the entire arena is all just like, like, very hot Latino women. [00:55:02] Speaker C: Like, and I hope they all get so paid. I hope they're all getting paid and promoted. Oh, my God. [00:55:11] Speaker B: They cut to the commentary desk, and suddenly, like, Excalibur is just a hot Latino woman in a mask. It's a Tony Schiavone hot lady in the jacket. Like, just what. Bryce is replaced. [00:55:25] Speaker D: That would. [00:55:25] Speaker C: Oh, my God. But Taz. But. [00:55:28] Speaker B: But this is the only one who doesn't get repl. Taz is the one human in the. [00:55:35] Speaker C: Muppet Movie over there, because he's basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're looking pretty good over there. [00:55:45] Speaker D: Nobody acknowledges it. Yeah, yeah. Plays it incredibly straight the entire time. So good. [00:55:56] Speaker A: That'd be sick. All right, so they start out really fast. We get some audio issues on my. On my end, I heard something in the audio. So, like, oh, yeah. Thank you, guys. [00:56:06] Speaker B: Yeah, there was something keeping tunes. [00:56:09] Speaker C: Welcome. We missed you. [00:56:16] Speaker A: Kenny. Like, really is, like, trying to end this fast. And he wants to one way get angel on the floor. [00:56:21] Speaker C: But, like, oh, yeah. [00:56:22] Speaker A: Andrade is just like, no, I'm gonna suplex you instead. Don. Don says that Andrade should be on the COVID of romance novels riding a horse. [00:56:33] Speaker C: Yeah, that was. I was. [00:56:35] Speaker B: This is. [00:56:35] Speaker C: I wrote down that. That Don had a couple of just choice lines for tonight. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Admits, too. He goes, andrade is handsome and gorgeous. [00:56:50] Speaker A: I do have to point out that Andrade started wrestling in a shirt and then removed it and removing the shirt. Got a problem. [00:56:57] Speaker B: Thought he Was doing an idol tribute. Like, oh, he's not gonna try very hard this week. He's wearing a T shirt. [00:57:03] Speaker C: Am I the only one. Am I the only one that watches Collision on a regular basis? [00:57:08] Speaker B: I watch every. I watch. I watch every wrestling. [00:57:11] Speaker C: Okay, good. Yeah, because. No, like, yeah, good. Do better. I'm so tired. Exactly. But no, I was gonna say, because this is actually, like, a reoccurring like this. He's done this, like, three or four times now. [00:57:23] Speaker B: Yeah, he's been. [00:57:23] Speaker C: But the pop keeps getting bigger and bigger, and it's like, hey, what if you did the Shawn Michaels thing, but it wasn't creepy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. [00:57:37] Speaker D: Can we be my sexy boy toy? Like, yeah, yeah. [00:57:42] Speaker C: I will learn how to sing that song in Spanish. [00:57:44] Speaker B: When Andrade first, like, started out in nxt, his gimmick was, like, he was like, a unfocused playboy who, like, couldn't get it together because he was too busy, like, trying to get laid. And I like that. Now it's come full circle where his gimmick is. He is a very focused playboy who is doing well and getting laid. [00:58:09] Speaker A: At one point. Right? [00:58:10] Speaker B: Yeah. The suspenders in the fedora with no shirt. It was a horrible look. That gimmick did not come together for a long time. [00:58:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:20] Speaker B: He's just so. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Pretty. [00:58:25] Speaker C: He's so awesome. [00:58:28] Speaker D: Oh, I can't help it. [00:58:29] Speaker B: Dude's car. [00:58:30] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like. [00:58:31] Speaker B: It's crazy. [00:58:32] Speaker A: It's nuts. Gonna. Gonna talk about the match now. [00:58:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:38] Speaker A: The hot guy is in it, riding a horse. He's still. [00:58:43] Speaker D: He still. [00:58:44] Speaker A: For whatever reason, he's still trying to do the. The figure four. [00:58:48] Speaker C: Yeah. And the bridge. [00:58:49] Speaker A: I guess Rich Flair still likes him. [00:58:51] Speaker C: Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. My daughter was okay. [00:58:56] Speaker B: Just because they're divorced doesn't mean they hate each other. [00:58:59] Speaker A: Well, maybe. [00:59:00] Speaker B: Maybe she was like, yeah, you can have my move. [00:59:02] Speaker D: Yeah, maybe he got it in the divorce. Actually. [00:59:07] Speaker B: I don't know if she still does the figure 8. I can't watch the tell. [00:59:11] Speaker C: That was my exact thought, too. After I was like, oh, he got the figure in the. [00:59:16] Speaker A: When, when, when. When we get to the figure eight spot. There was something I noted. Noted about that. So what was happening? Suplex is happening. Kenny gets. You can't escape. And he actually gets it. Andrade kills him with a running knee, and then he does the Three Amigos. But, like, he actually does it in an interesting way where, like, he does two in the ring, Gator rolls Ganny to the floor, hits a third one. [00:59:47] Speaker B: That was very cool. [00:59:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:59:49] Speaker A: And then just, like, runs in the. And he just, like, runs in the ring. Does this step up, Tornio, just because he can just. Cause with the. The. [01:00:00] Speaker C: With the baddies. [01:00:01] Speaker B: Yeah, he came a little close to kissing one of them. You saw. He pulled it back at the last moment, but. [01:00:09] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:00:10] Speaker B: Living the gimmick a little here, bro. [01:00:12] Speaker C: I mean, if you want to pre. If you want to work that out with the girl, that scene negotiation, you know, you do that before you go out, you know. Oh, my God. That would have been the whole. That whole sequence. No, I agree. Because, like, Eddie, what up? We're hit. Hampter where we team. Eddie holding it down. [01:00:35] Speaker D: Always and forever. [01:00:38] Speaker C: Guerrero, everybody. Yeah, He was just. Jesus Christ, Jeff. Stop trying to. Stop trying to kill wrestlers. [01:01:02] Speaker B: I am afraid of the Iceman. I will make that clear. I am not going to attack that dude. [01:01:08] Speaker C: He could just destroy you. [01:01:09] Speaker B: I feel like he's one of those dudes, like, when he's 78, he's still gonna be able to, like most people. Yeah. [01:01:18] Speaker D: He actually has Parkinson's. [01:01:20] Speaker C: Oh, no. [01:01:22] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:01:23] Speaker B: Okay. [01:01:23] Speaker C: Please don't beat up. [01:01:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:26] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:01:26] Speaker B: That is a hard thing. I didn't know. Yeah. [01:01:30] Speaker D: I didn't mean to be. But yeah. [01:01:32] Speaker C: No way to bring it down after. Thanks. [01:01:35] Speaker D: Thank you. Why I'm here. [01:01:38] Speaker C: That's why I created you. Yeah, that and pondering orbs. [01:01:42] Speaker B: Let's lighten it up with some Benoit talk. Okay. [01:01:49] Speaker C: The point being, it's good. It's cool to see somebody shout out the Three Amigos without just doing the goddamn Three Amigos. [01:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah. It was nice having a variation. It was a cool. [01:02:00] Speaker A: Everybody does the Three Amigos. [01:02:03] Speaker C: Everybody does. [01:02:04] Speaker B: The only person who should be allowed to do it is Mercedes. [01:02:08] Speaker C: I. I know it's the wrong company, but it's Eddie's kid. I'd give it to domestic. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. [01:02:16] Speaker A: I don't have to give him anything because I've ever watched him wrestle a match. Anyway, what else happened in this match that I did watch? [01:02:26] Speaker C: Because it didn't involve. [01:02:29] Speaker A: It didn't involve the company that I don't watch. Like, on general principles. Heat section during the commercials. Like, okay, they. They. The Don and Shivani are arguing a bit. I didn't know anything specific. [01:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:48] Speaker A: Andrade tries to get that. His double moonsault deal where he. He, like, the guy rolls out of the way, but, like, he lands on his feet and hits another one. Anyway. Kenny lures a man and gets the knees up. [01:03:02] Speaker B: I. I love that double jump. Moonsault spot. That always looks so cool. [01:03:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, it does do damage, so. Oh, yeah, go ahead. [01:03:14] Speaker C: Sorry, it's. But I was gonna say I haven't seen him do the double jump moonsaw in a while, but then I realized I haven't seen him work in a while. The last couple runs matches is like all I've seen because I. Yeah, because. [01:03:30] Speaker B: I don't watch the only part of him that aren't injured. [01:03:34] Speaker A: That. [01:03:34] Speaker C: That was the other thing I was about to say. [01:03:36] Speaker B: Yeah, they are now. [01:03:38] Speaker C: They are. [01:03:38] Speaker A: They are now. Because. Yes, that's what they were arguing about. [01:03:45] Speaker B: Commercial. [01:03:46] Speaker A: They were arguing about diverticulitis because. Oh, right. [01:03:49] Speaker D: Let that go. [01:03:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:54] Speaker D: Yeah, there was. That was, you know, running through throughout the commentary as well. Because I think Shivani also asks him about the time that Kenny Omega stabbed him in the head with a screwdriver. [01:04:07] Speaker B: Can't eat sesame seeds. All the delicious little things you're not allowed to eat. [01:04:14] Speaker A: All the little bits. [01:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah, they get stuck in his guts and they make Spook bad to give him the voice. [01:04:19] Speaker A: All right, so here's. Here's where Andrade actually gets the figure 8. And what I noted about this was because he pushes up like that, Kenny's able to turn the figure four over easier. And Commentary even points it out. They're basically like, why would you do that? As like it's a traitor. I. I don't. I don't know. I don't know if that's like a shots fired sort of thing, but it felt a little Shots firey. [01:04:47] Speaker B: Take that, Charlotte Flair. [01:04:48] Speaker A: You suck ass. She's fine. I don't actually have anything. [01:04:53] Speaker B: It's. Yeah. Again, I haven't watched her wrestle in five years. I don't know if she's still good, but she used to be okay. [01:04:59] Speaker A: They get a little strike exchange going. Kenny gets a snapdragon, gets two snapdragons. They wants a third. And then it's a V trigger. He teases a top rope, one winged angel. Andrade turns into a big power bomb. Hammer lock. DDT only gets two really slick sequence. What happens next? Running knees in the corner. God, he like, makes that look nasty as hell when Andrade does it. [01:05:26] Speaker B: No, Andrade has a great running knees into the corner. Like a lot of people do it. And it's just like so clearly obvious they're going to the sides of the head. And it doesn't look like it hurts at all, but Andrade actually makes it look like it connects really well. [01:05:40] Speaker C: Yeah, no, there was a. There was a cup, a Couple of V triggers from Kenny. I feel like in this match where he very clearly was missing their head and I'm gonna blame the cameraman. [01:05:57] Speaker A: I will tell the story. I won't finish this because it is funny that you mentioned that Kenny blocks a dm. Gotta block the dms, man. I don't know. [01:06:12] Speaker C: I don't know if it stands or something, but the fact that his finisher. [01:06:15] Speaker B: Is called a. I feel like it's got to be the direct message. I don't know. [01:06:20] Speaker A: It's so funny because he slides into the dms. Yeah. [01:06:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:24] Speaker A: I mean, that's like his whole of the lovely ladies. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Dick measuring, like. [01:06:31] Speaker A: Yeah, well, dick measuring if he's a chaser. [01:06:33] Speaker B: Andre didn't strike me as a skier, but. [01:06:38] Speaker A: Let'S see. High boot, big V trigger. Kenny wants another one, but then Andrade catches him with that back elbow and just like completely wipes him out. [01:06:46] Speaker B: I still love that spot. It's so cool. [01:06:48] Speaker C: It's a good bit. [01:06:50] Speaker A: So cool. Don tosses him a screwdriver swerve. Comes out to stop him from using the screwdriver, but the ref is distracted by him. [01:07:00] Speaker B: Just that old school stuff you're talking about. [01:07:02] Speaker A: He's got a screwdriver. They see screwdriver is like, what do you do with that screwdriver swerve. And he takes that moment. Low blow to Kenny. DM and Andrade wins. Probably an upset. Maybe not. Really great match. [01:07:19] Speaker C: Really, really great match. Upset. Ish. Yeah. Run that. Run that back once or twice, I'd say. [01:07:26] Speaker D: And I mean, part of all this is once again, like, Kenny at the end, like, blows up at Swerve and he's like, why would you do this? And in, like, this. [01:07:37] Speaker B: I can't believe you've done this. [01:07:39] Speaker D: You can stream this. You can see exactly what happens. Like. [01:07:44] Speaker C: Yeah, go watch the tape, Kenny. [01:07:45] Speaker B: It's the wrestling thing. [01:07:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:07:48] Speaker B: Kevin Owens is the only person who actually watches the wrestling shows. Like, it's such a funny. Nobody else goes back and sees the stuff that happened. He's the only one. [01:07:58] Speaker A: Let's be. Let's be fair here. In the heat of the moment, Kenny has not obviously had time to go review the footage. [01:08:04] Speaker D: That's fair. That's fair. [01:08:06] Speaker A: He just knows, as a wrestling fan. [01:08:08] Speaker B: I will never be fair. [01:08:09] Speaker C: He is, however, he is a wrestling God in thus omnipresence. [01:08:14] Speaker B: So his chestnuts were roasting. He was distracted. Yeah. Got hit right in the hockey book pucks. So next week they don't have balls up there. [01:08:28] Speaker D: It's True parallel. [01:08:32] Speaker B: Everything is used with pucks. [01:08:34] Speaker D: No, no, no testes just pucks. [01:08:37] Speaker A: No testes just pucks. Anyway, they. It is officially set for Grand Slam andrade. El Idiolo vs. Hangman page. The winner gets a title match at Revolution. And as Hampter mentioned, Kenny and Swerve shove at each other because stupid man stuff, I guess. I don't know. [01:09:02] Speaker B: Emotions Run. [01:09:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:05] Speaker A: Rabble. [01:09:05] Speaker B: Somebody has. One of them has Roid rage. We're not gonna say. [01:09:12] Speaker A: Right around that, right? [01:09:15] Speaker B: It's gone. [01:09:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:16] Speaker B: No, it's Tony Schiavone. He's trying to build them legs up. [01:09:19] Speaker C: He's getting back Acne Jones over here. [01:09:22] Speaker B: Ripped and covered. Yeah. [01:09:24] Speaker D: Do you see his fit? Yeah, he was all in blue this. This episode. Yeah, yeah. His fit, his outfit. [01:09:37] Speaker A: Jeff is staying about Cox again. Tony Schiavone's ripped. [01:09:46] Speaker C: God damn it, Piper. [01:09:51] Speaker B: It has abs. [01:09:57] Speaker C: Geez. [01:09:57] Speaker B: What you got going on down there, Shivani? [01:10:00] Speaker D: There's just a little barbell. [01:10:03] Speaker A: It's just. I'm so sorry. [01:10:10] Speaker B: I'm just Jones over here. [01:10:13] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Did Jody Shivan his dick just pull a quad? [01:10:25] Speaker D: Can you spot for me, bro? [01:10:30] Speaker C: Oh, no, no. [01:10:33] Speaker A: All right, we're driving. We're still driving. I swear to God. We're still driving. We get. Brody King gets his little video package where he says sometimes violence is the answer. True. Renee is with. Renee is with Chris Statlander. And she is giving another title shots in exchange. [01:10:55] Speaker D: That's correct. [01:10:56] Speaker B: Taylor looks amazing. [01:10:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. She's got like, these, like, little Paul Drun deals and. [01:11:02] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:11:03] Speaker B: Sci fi space goddess. Like. [01:11:05] Speaker C: Oh, okay, I've finished laughing about the last thing. Yes. No. Stat Daddy, crush me. I'm in space. Crush me. [01:11:15] Speaker D: Good. [01:11:18] Speaker B: I do like when she calls herself Stat daddy. [01:11:22] Speaker A: Is she Is the stat daddy. [01:11:24] Speaker C: We are at the. The chicken mines are the. The chicken minds are on the build up to what is called the Big game because you can't say the other thing. Tm. Tmtmtm. So, like, I am just exhausted because every single day for the next, like, three days in a row, I have to do like, double the work just to get ready first. Just get ready for Sunday, where literally everybody that works there is recovery required to work by, like, rule of, like, if you. If you don't work, you get fired. [01:12:09] Speaker D: Super Bowl Sunday. [01:12:11] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, you want to get sued? You gotta call it the Big game. [01:12:18] Speaker A: Wow. I didn't know we couldn't say that. Who made that up? [01:12:21] Speaker C: Oh, the N.F. l. I wish I was. I wish I was kidding. They will Literally get mad at you if you, like. Like, if you're a restaurant and you're, like, doing, like, a thing for the. [01:12:34] Speaker A: Big game, you know, we're not a. [01:12:36] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:12:38] Speaker A: We can call it the Super Podcast. [01:12:40] Speaker B: Gonna think we're actually affiliated with it. Like, that would be. [01:12:45] Speaker C: It's fun to pretend Roger Goodell is. [01:12:48] Speaker B: Gonna come kick our asses. [01:12:50] Speaker A: This is a very serious podcast where there's no room for pretend in wrestling. [01:12:56] Speaker B: Can you say super bowl? And it says yes, but I'm taking it. [01:13:03] Speaker C: Yes. [01:13:07] Speaker A: That we can say super. [01:13:08] Speaker B: I got the Ron Swanson note that I want. I can infringe on any copyright I. [01:13:15] Speaker D: Choose as your attorney. Yes, absolutely. [01:13:20] Speaker A: Thank you, Hampter. Anyway, so a thing that happened in this segment was Declar is getting another title match to stay out of the Eliminator match that's coming up next. They are gonna have some kind of stipulation, but Stat is keeping her lips shut until collision. And then she has a pretty good line and she tells Tecla, sit down, shut up, and pray. That Cosmic Killer is just a nickname. So she's gonna. I like that. Murder someone. Which he could do. [01:13:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:51] Speaker A: I thought this was probably. [01:13:52] Speaker B: It was an efficient little promo. Like, it was nice. [01:13:54] Speaker D: For real. For real. [01:13:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice little bit of business. [01:13:57] Speaker C: She's getting good at this thing. [01:13:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:58] Speaker C: Yeah, a good bit of business. [01:13:59] Speaker B: Sucks. They're gonna take the title off right at the next show, probably. Why else are you doing this rematch? I mean, that's. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Yeah, they can do it. Down under. Down under street fight. I don't know. [01:14:16] Speaker B: They should do it. Do a King of the Mountain match. Tna, though. [01:14:20] Speaker A: Thunder. So that actually does bring us to the next match as AEW Women's Tag Team Title Eliminator match. Babes of Wrath vs Megabad. This might have been my match of the night, but everything was really good. So I really like it. Made me realize how badly I missed Megan Bain and Penelope before tag teaming together. [01:14:50] Speaker C: And they both looked so good with their, like, little matching outfits. [01:14:54] Speaker B: They feel like a coherent team. Like, they feel like an actual tag team, not two people thrown together. [01:15:02] Speaker C: It worked well for the tournament, but, like, yeah, it was good to have the actual team. Team back. [01:15:09] Speaker A: And, like, Marina did not have the same kind of chemistry that Megan Bain has with Penelope. And you can. You can see, like, right away, like I said it on Blue sky, like, they're probably the most pop. The best and most polished tag team. [01:15:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:26] Speaker B: The women's division. Yeah. [01:15:28] Speaker A: And they should win the belts. They really. [01:15:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:15:32] Speaker C: I would be very. [01:15:33] Speaker B: I was. Especially since Willow has the TBS belt. Harley got her first early title. Like, that was a good, cool moment, but like, now we can move it on to these two. Yeah, but Willow do the TBS stuff. Yeah. [01:15:47] Speaker C: Harley's earned. Earned a shot at. At some sort of singles run, even if it's not for a title. Just like, put her on a just pusher, like, you know what I mean? Hey, have her go out and just wrestle some good matches. She's so good. Like, she's just so. She's so good. And your. Your women's roster is stacked. Like. Like just put Harley out there kicking ass. Like, let's go. Every. Every match she does something where I'm like, holy Harley Cameron. [01:16:18] Speaker A: I think that's every match is if you take her out of the tag team and make her singles. It's so hard for the women to get TV time in the first place. [01:16:28] Speaker B: Yeah, we're only allowed one women's match a week. So much. [01:16:35] Speaker D: Every time I think about what could be better about aew. Aew, I was like, what Jeffsy said, like, why is there only one women's match tonight? Why? [01:16:46] Speaker B: This is not like one women's story going on. [01:16:49] Speaker D: Like, yeah, like, come on. [01:16:53] Speaker A: They've gotten a little better with the storylines, but it's like now like, it's like it's condensed into like all. Every. Everybody's in like this one storyline right now. Except for Tony are off in their own thing. [01:17:05] Speaker B: Yeah, it's two story lines. Yeah, it's Tony and Marina and then everybody else to. [01:17:09] Speaker C: To shout out. Cat again at Chatter Machine said something about, like, it's funny how if you have like all the belts on these people and they're all in and like all the belts, all the belted up baby faces are on a team together in trios and they can go that. It just. If you do it that way, then you get all of them in it. It's just still one match. There you go. Boom. You know what I mean? And it's like, what the. Like what the. Like you're condensing it all like, hey, I. I gave you new women's belts. Now I gotta find a way to make all of them fit into one match, every remake. And it's like, no, no. You were so close, Tony. [01:17:51] Speaker B: You were so close to understanding Athena back on tv. Just get Athena, Tony. Come on. [01:17:59] Speaker A: It would be nice to get her back regularly. She has a big match coming up. [01:18:05] Speaker B: Yeah, they're doing tonight's the Global wars thing. They're doing with her promotion that she runs in Texas for Ring of Honor. I'm very excited to watch that. [01:18:12] Speaker A: She's wrestling somebody in Japan. Japan, I think, but I don't remember who. [01:18:16] Speaker B: Yeah, she's gonna wrestle Siru at the new Japan America show coming up for. [01:18:22] Speaker C: For the. [01:18:23] Speaker B: And I joke. [01:18:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:24] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. She's wrestling Shooty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. That'll. That'll be sick. That'll be worth watching. [01:18:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's gonna be a great match. Yeah, I'm buying that pay per view. [01:18:32] Speaker A: Anyway, the else happened in this match. I mean, like, there's. There's a lot in this match. There's, like, a lot of moving parts. And, like, the highlight really is just. Just Mega Bad hitting all kinds of double team and just. [01:18:44] Speaker D: Oh, God. Yeah. [01:18:45] Speaker A: God, they're so good. [01:18:48] Speaker D: I was really hoping Babes of Wrath would, like, win this one, but I was just. As I watched Mega Bad, I was just like, this is excellent wrestling. Yeah, excellent wrestling. [01:19:02] Speaker C: What I loved is they were hitting all that great tandem, like, tag team. And I love that they were doing it while breaking up the babes doing their take. Tag team. [01:19:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:15] Speaker C: And it was very. It was very like, hey, we're back. We've been watching with. Hey, you're not gonna get away with your. Your shenanigans, you know? Like, we know your very awesome. Very. [01:19:28] Speaker B: Just. [01:19:29] Speaker A: Yeah, they had it. [01:19:30] Speaker C: Yeah, they had. Yeah. Like, they're like, we got your number. So, like, just fantastic wrestling storytelling. And I'm just. I'm so ready. I say, like, I love the babes, but give them the belt. Give the belts to the. To Mega Bad. Let's go. [01:19:41] Speaker A: Yep. I'll just cut to the. The end because, like, it was. It was very good. Like, you should go watch it. Everybody does get their in, but, like, Mega Bad is just, like, one step ahead every step of the way. They. Let's see. [01:19:59] Speaker C: They. [01:19:59] Speaker A: They. They. They're trying for something. They're trying to. To do some. What Ella mentioned. They're trying to do some tag team move to Megan Bane. But then Penelope breaks it up. They. They get their. Megabad gets their, like, throwing cutter thing where Penelope gets tossed into the other person and they hit the cutter. [01:20:20] Speaker C: I think. Yeah, awesome. I realized I was muted. I think what they're. They're trying to do is they do, like, a soul food into, like, a side of suplex. I think is what they're trying to. [01:20:31] Speaker A: Get set up for. [01:20:32] Speaker B: Hey, so, yeah, apparently Mark Davis is not married to a man he just took engagement pictures with one of his buddies. That I thought so. So you guys. [01:20:45] Speaker C: Oh, God damn it. God damn it. [01:20:47] Speaker B: No, no. [01:20:48] Speaker C: Well, I got a chance, which is great. But now I'm mad because like we accidentally invited him. I'm taking back your laminated I know card. [01:20:54] Speaker B: I just. I was thinking I was double checked and yeah, I'm correcting myself, but. [01:21:00] Speaker C: Oh my God. [01:21:01] Speaker B: Love you, but yeah, that. [01:21:02] Speaker C: Would you. You had a bit of. [01:21:04] Speaker B: I got taken in by propaganda. Yes, you, you and you. [01:21:08] Speaker C: But I'm correcting the show. Yeah, but like 45 minutes into the show. [01:21:13] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, congrats. [01:21:16] Speaker A: This is way to go. [01:21:20] Speaker C: They're turning the Aussies gay. [01:21:23] Speaker A: Nobody's gonna think. Yeah, people are like headlining brakes. Like what, Mark Davis gay? And they're just gonna switch off the podcast. [01:21:30] Speaker B: I know. [01:21:34] Speaker D: Angry emails. [01:21:37] Speaker B: I believe we'll be. In fact, this is a serious journalistic podcast about ski penis journalists. [01:21:44] Speaker A: About ski penises and dead wrestlers. And. [01:21:48] Speaker C: And drugs. [01:21:49] Speaker A: And drugs. Well, he's part of the dead wrestler thing. Anyway. Sorry. [01:21:57] Speaker B: Sorry for the diversion. [01:21:58] Speaker A: Yes, they. They get. They get the. They get the DMCA device. They like murder Harley with it. [01:22:04] Speaker C: Which is what broke her nose. When she broke her nose. That's what broke her nose. [01:22:09] Speaker A: Yeah, they broke her. [01:22:11] Speaker C: No, no, she broke it before. [01:22:14] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I thought you meant she did it again. Yeah. [01:22:18] Speaker C: No, but wait. Like I. The look of terror on her face when they hit this doomsday device. Because I just keep looking. I. They set her up for. And all I could see was when they set her up for it, when she was bleeding from her beautiful face after breaking her nose, I was like, car. Me. Harley. No. And then she died. Yeah, she died. They killed her. Murdered her. Yeah. And then she died. She's dead now. Unfortunate Dead Wrestlers. [01:22:46] Speaker A: Mega Banner now the number one contenders for the AW. Women's Tag Champions Ships. And I think they're going to be at what's it called? Grand Slam Australia. That match is happening. [01:23:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I think that's where it's happening. Yeah. [01:23:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:23:03] Speaker C: I think they're probably gonna 14th. [01:23:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:23:09] Speaker A: Valentine. [01:23:16] Speaker C: I. I think that. Well, well, wait because that's gonna be a like a hometown home country match for Harley, isn't it? [01:23:24] Speaker B: Yep. [01:23:25] Speaker C: And she lost last year and Tony. But I'll be very fed of them to book her to lose hometown turf. But how funny would be if they lost the belts and Tony lost her hair. Mark me down for we're never coming. [01:23:43] Speaker B: Back to Australia again. You. [01:23:46] Speaker D: What is it The. [01:23:48] Speaker B: The Sydney on the way Out. [01:23:50] Speaker A: Sydney. Screw chop. [01:23:53] Speaker B: Sydney Sc. [01:23:54] Speaker A: That's funny. All right, so we get a little video recap of Mark Brisco versus Tommy Choppers. [01:24:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:24:03] Speaker A: Last Saturday. And winning the TMT title. It was good. I'm not gonna call it a banger, but it was good. I'm gonna die on this hill. It was. It was. It was an okay, we can fight about. [01:24:19] Speaker C: I wrote it down for Match of the Year for me. I'm just saying it's making my top 10 so far. What's. At least. [01:24:26] Speaker B: I think the best thing to dip Tomaster Champa in would be McDonald's sweet and sour sauce. Now that I've had. [01:24:31] Speaker D: Oh, I like. [01:24:35] Speaker B: I think that would complement him very well. [01:24:38] Speaker C: I personally, I like. I like my Tommy Chompers and honey Mustard, but I'm particular. [01:24:44] Speaker D: I've been on Honey mustard kick as well. So, I mean, why do we need to settle at one sauce? [01:24:50] Speaker B: Because what I'm like, where we have a bunch of different trays. [01:24:56] Speaker D: Like a nice blank. Like, they. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Good God. Anyway, he's going to. [01:25:06] Speaker B: We can only eat him one time. [01:25:09] Speaker A: Yeah, we can only. [01:25:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that's the problem. You can only eat him once. [01:25:14] Speaker D: No. What are you talking about? That's. What a freezer, y'. [01:25:17] Speaker B: All. [01:25:18] Speaker D: No, because you eat them. [01:25:18] Speaker B: Like the fish and the. [01:25:20] Speaker C: Yeah, well, you are. You are talking to a creation out of my lab that has regularly helped me clone wrestlers. This might be where the mental. [01:25:29] Speaker A: Oh, Lab grown ch. [01:25:36] Speaker B: Why does my steak have a giant white beard? [01:25:40] Speaker C: Why is he calling his belt Sylvie and kissing it? [01:25:44] Speaker D: Yeah, that's an excellent question. [01:25:46] Speaker A: All right, well, when he had. [01:25:49] Speaker B: Yeah, when he had the NXT belt, he called it Goldie, and he loved Goldie, and he, like, he gave him. [01:25:54] Speaker C: And so it's silver. I figured Silver. [01:25:57] Speaker B: Continuation of that. [01:25:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:59] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, I wrote on blue skies, like. Oh. So Tommy Chompers is a little bit. A little bit bonkers. I'm into it. Let's go. He's a psycho killer. [01:26:08] Speaker A: Let's go. He is. He. He vows to maintain the tradition of the open challenge and so on. Collision. He will be defending the TNT title against Claudio Castagnoli and Roderick Strong in a triple threat. [01:26:24] Speaker C: What the. [01:26:25] Speaker A: That's such a sick match. [01:26:26] Speaker B: They just throw. [01:26:27] Speaker C: That's like. That's gross. That's so gross. [01:26:32] Speaker B: What are you doing? You are. [01:26:36] Speaker C: Yes. Someone got him. The pure stuff, the Peruvian. That's terrible. [01:26:43] Speaker D: I love that he keeps the Saturday champion open call going because, like, that's a great way to just be like. Okay, I'LL defend. [01:26:52] Speaker B: It's. Yeah, it's a great thing to do with mid card belts. I love open challenge mid card, but it's a great way to keep it on TV every week and to have just. [01:26:59] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I feel like that's what a TV title should be. Like that, like, I feel like that's what a good TV title ought to be. And like that's, that's fantastic. And I. I want to believe in my heart that Tommy Choppers can deliver amazing shit with like everyone. And I want to see if I. If I am correct. So I'm excited. I'm very excited for the chopper. [01:27:23] Speaker D: I start watching Saturday night and if. [01:27:25] Speaker A: He has a bad match with Claudia. [01:27:27] Speaker C: Yeah, no one has a bad match. Yeah. [01:27:29] Speaker B: Yeah. With Claudio and Roderick, I mean, that's okay. Yeah, I could go out there and have a good match for those two. [01:27:36] Speaker C: Oh, again, Claudio, if you could big swing me. That might just realign My, my. And would be really. [01:27:43] Speaker B: Then Roderick will break it again. Claudio fixing your bag. Ready? [01:27:49] Speaker C: Immediately he senses a realign back. He's like, oh, no, not on my watch. I'm freaking. [01:28:00] Speaker D: Everybody around him has awful posture. So to the correct spine, he just goes berserk. [01:28:08] Speaker C: Well, again. Again, just bringing the picture of him wheeling Marina in the wheelchair. [01:28:17] Speaker A: I can't. [01:28:18] Speaker C: I can't have a not broken back around me. He freaks out and just. [01:28:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's all right. [01:28:29] Speaker C: That's now Roderick in my mind. That's my cannon. Rodri is to see can't handle a not broken back. That's great. Exquisite. Yes. [01:28:39] Speaker B: Are. [01:28:39] Speaker C: Are we still driving? I feel like we're near the end here. We got. [01:28:43] Speaker A: We're nearing the end. Except there's one more match before we get to the. The last match, and it's the AW national championship Ricochet. Defending against Whitland, Jack Perry. [01:28:55] Speaker C: Speaking of choppers. [01:28:57] Speaker A: Speaking of choppers. [01:29:00] Speaker D: My beloved. I. I had my. My partner watching this with me. And it was like, this is Jack Perry. And they killed his best friend Luchasaurus. And that's why he's really upset. And he was like, really? And I was like, ah, yes. That's why we're married. [01:29:22] Speaker B: They've been making fun of his dad for being dead for five years. [01:29:27] Speaker C: It literally like. It. No, it literally create his dad being dead. Like, created a character that's his entire Bill Ryan writing to this day. And it's brilliant. Like, he literally. [01:29:40] Speaker A: He. [01:29:40] Speaker C: His stable is literally called the patriarchy because this whole thing is. He'd go after wrestlers with dead dads. [01:29:46] Speaker B: Because he made for being dead. [01:29:49] Speaker C: Hey, yeah, hey, Jack. I hear. I hear your dad's dead. [01:29:55] Speaker B: He's not on Riverdale anymore, is he? [01:29:59] Speaker A: That you don't have. Have a father. [01:30:03] Speaker B: He's 9,021. [01:30:05] Speaker C: No more. Jesus Christ. [01:30:10] Speaker A: All right, Jack Perry versus Ricochet. Let's go. Come on. [01:30:13] Speaker C: Enough about Cage. [01:30:15] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he's not on this show. Jack has a skull with a trench knife on his pants. Because he's a badass. This week, Ricochet sends the Goa back. He's not going to have the Goa at ringside. Or is it a ruse? It's a ruse. We'll learn about the ruse. Jack just like throws himself at Ricochet to start the match. He starts it off, but he's all house of fire because he wants revenge for Luciasaurus his loved and. Yeah, I love him. [01:30:53] Speaker B: It is a good story. [01:30:54] Speaker A: The. The problem with Jack Perry is that he is just a little guy. And Ricochet is not a little guy. So he just is just like, no, I'm gonna throw you around by your hair for a little while. Get. [01:31:05] Speaker C: Which is kind of wild because like normally Ricochet is the one who's tossed around a bunch. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Yeah, normally he's the bumper. [01:31:12] Speaker C: He's the bumper. And it's like, wait a second. You're gonna give me a little guy? I want a little guy. Bring me. Bring me small bean. And I. I can throw Jack Perry. [01:31:23] Speaker D: You do have like his pushed in for a like all of this match. [01:31:31] Speaker C: You've gotta find a better euphemism. Hampter. [01:31:37] Speaker D: What? [01:31:40] Speaker B: Got him with the old ski pole. [01:31:43] Speaker C: Oh, God. Jesus Christ. This show is never do have very good chemistry. [01:31:50] Speaker A: They're not wrong. [01:31:52] Speaker C: They're not wrong. Right? Absolutely. Jesus Christ. [01:31:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:57] Speaker C: There was an atomic. [01:31:59] Speaker A: At some point, it. It really. It really was interesting though that like Ricochet was basically doing like power wrestler to Jack. He just. He was just tossing him all over the place. Throws him over the announce desk like that. At this point, like Shivani's been complaining about like wrestlers constantly getting thrown at the desk. Tonight, Ricochet. Ricochet goes. Goes after Jack's hair. He stands on his hair and just like pulls on his arms. And then like he. Then he like, he just gets tired of that and just is just pulling Jack's hair like openly in front of the ref. And Shivan is just like, oh, he's jealous. He's jealous of his hair. [01:32:51] Speaker B: Yeah, makes sense. [01:32:54] Speaker A: Just murder. Murder. Straight, straight murder to poor Jack, whose father is dead. Like it's a northern light suplex Holds on, rolls through for a vertical suplex and takes him to the floor. Hits a Death Valley driver on the floor. And then he does it again in the ring. [01:33:15] Speaker B: Ricochet is so good. I always say, even beyond like, he does the character stuff so well now, but he's still just also like one of the top 20 wrestlers in the world, like in terms of physicality and stuff. It's just. It's amazing. [01:33:29] Speaker A: Jack, Jack. Jack finally is like starting to mount, like a little bit of a comeback. But Ricochet is still mostly countering a lot of his stuff before he finally gets a flying DDT in. Pop up cutter. Only a two count. There's some audio issues. Jack lines up for his his running knee strike. But Ricochet dodges. He counters it into a snare trap. But he has to break the hold because Ricochet was going to get the ropes and you have to break the hold to drag him into the back into the middle of the ring. Goa returns to the ring at Bishop. Khan distracts the easily distractible Rick Knox. [01:34:16] Speaker C: Isn'T Goa. [01:34:17] Speaker B: Who's saying? You remind me of somebody I used to know. [01:34:20] Speaker C: No, it's got. [01:34:21] Speaker A: No, that's good. [01:34:22] Speaker B: Okay. Guava goat. [01:34:27] Speaker A: Ca ton Leona like doesn't even bother. I love how strong Toleone is. Like, he doesn't bother like anything. He just. He just like reaches in and just pulls Ricochet with Jack on top of him towards the rope. [01:34:43] Speaker B: That was cool. [01:34:43] Speaker A: Flips off Jack. Rick Knox notices the the rope break. Now here come some help. It's the young bucks who are each wearing like five pounds of tassels on the pants. [01:34:59] Speaker B: Super kick party. [01:35:00] Speaker A: They. They said they were gonna go back to tassels. And God damn, they went. They fight off the Goa, but Ricochet sets up the the national title in the ring. Puts Jack face first to do it. Hits the vertigo. And I think it's the first time in ages he's beaten somebody with the vertigo. But he finishes off Jack. [01:35:26] Speaker B: I can't remember ever doing. [01:35:27] Speaker A: That's all pretty good match. Good match. I. I do want to see more of them. They. They complement each other very well. [01:35:36] Speaker B: Yeah, you kind of got next time. You got to have Jack win though. So I don't know if they should wait until the belts on somebody else. So. But yeah, they. These two work really, really well together. [01:35:46] Speaker D: I love how tenacious Jack is, especially when he was. He had snare trap like he just clinging to him wall. Ricochet just claws his way to the rope. [01:36:02] Speaker B: He's a determined little knife pervert. [01:36:04] Speaker D: He. He's so tiny. [01:36:07] Speaker A: He is really tiny. I. I do kind of appreciate that. Like, that's. That. That's Jack's style now, is he just throws himself at guys and just. [01:36:17] Speaker C: So good. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. [01:36:19] Speaker A: He didn't quite do it before when he was like jungle boy originally and then scapegoat Jet. I don't know what the scape Jack Perry was, but, like, that wasn't great. But, like, now he's. Now he's like little bundle of experiments, like swinging his fists and just like, diving at people. Like the whole sequence. Yeah, yeah. Like, the whole sequence where Ricochet was countering all of his stuff, I loved because, like, he's countered something else, countered something else, countered something else. And he finally gets the ddt. It's just like the tenacity. [01:36:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:36:56] Speaker C: I love it. He's like, I don't have my colossus anymore, but I'm still gonna do the fastball special. [01:37:00] Speaker A: Fastball special by myself. All right. Gabe Kid Gabe Clint. Ed Clid. Gabe Kid Clark Connors. They. They have been recording their crimes, and now they're going to broadcast their crimes. [01:37:17] Speaker B: The smartest idea we ever had. [01:37:19] Speaker C: Yeah, I was gonna say, why. [01:37:24] Speaker D: It's so. [01:37:24] Speaker B: They're the live leak generation. [01:37:30] Speaker A: So apparently they drove Darby out into the desert, put him in a body bag, and then dragged him down behind the car out in the middle of nowhere as revenge murder, bro. That's a straight up murder. [01:37:44] Speaker D: It's also. [01:37:45] Speaker C: That's how you kill somebody, dude. [01:37:49] Speaker A: Yes. [01:37:50] Speaker C: He. [01:37:50] Speaker A: He's a madman. In it. [01:37:53] Speaker B: In it. [01:37:54] Speaker C: That reminds. That reminds me, Mr. Sequa, I'm pretty sure you're wanted for manslaughter and you should probably lay low. [01:38:06] Speaker D: I mean, they are in. They're in Vegas. So definitely killing somebody in the desert is high on their things to do list. [01:38:16] Speaker B: If you haven't left a body in the desert. [01:38:18] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just tourism spot. Yeah. [01:38:21] Speaker D: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Of course. [01:38:24] Speaker C: That's a law. [01:38:26] Speaker A: So does that. Yeah. Sorry, Hector, go ahead. [01:38:32] Speaker D: Oh, just jarring how different the violence felt like going to these cuts. I'm just like, this feels so volatile and gross and, like, weird. And then wrestling. I'm just like, yeah, sure. Just like. [01:38:46] Speaker A: It's all. [01:38:46] Speaker D: It's vaguely soothing. It's all. It's gross and it's loud, but it's also very familiar. [01:38:52] Speaker A: And like, I guess that's some of the appeal of Gabe Kid. Like. [01:38:56] Speaker B: Like, he's unhinged. [01:38:57] Speaker A: I. I don't. He does not appeal to me very much. But, like, yeah, he does have that edge to his segments. [01:39:04] Speaker B: I'm overall pro game kid, but that comes with some cabinets. [01:39:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, they basically leave Darby for dead in the desert, and Gabe tells him to see him in hell. He's checked in two doors down. [01:39:20] Speaker B: I did actually. Like, I. I thought that was a good line. That sounded kind of pretty badass. [01:39:25] Speaker A: That is a good line. All right, this is the thing that everybody's been talking about. The main event, AEW Men's World Championship eliminator match. Maxwell Jacob Freeman versus Brody King. Oh, this. Okay, this all right. Oh, man, so funny, because this match. [01:39:50] Speaker D: Was like two minutes, and there is so much. [01:39:56] Speaker C: But so much happens. [01:39:59] Speaker A: I was looking at. So, like, I. I knew I. I had seen the chant. The beautiful, beautiful chant. [01:40:09] Speaker C: I'll have more to say about that at the end of the show. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Yeah, we will talk about that. Well, let's. Let's talk about the match first. I'm looking at the time stamp, and it's like, there's only like 10 minutes. What are they gonna do? Yeah, they ring the bell. So the crowd starts screaming, ice. Pretty much. [01:40:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:40:34] Speaker A: Yeah, they. They let Max and King, like, they acknowledge it with facial expressions, but, like, they don't do anything. They just let it. [01:40:43] Speaker B: MJF gives the funniest look to the camera. [01:40:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, my God. That might be the look of just straight. [01:40:53] Speaker B: Just like, I'm just gonna let this go. [01:40:55] Speaker C: Friend of the. Friend of the pod. Friend of the pod. [01:40:58] Speaker B: Arturo. [01:41:00] Speaker C: So I said, how do you put Maxwell James Halpert, Friend of Monday night fake fights. Friend of the. An alumni. He's in the thing. A boy named Art on the blue skies. Good folk. But, yeah, no, that's how he put it. Was Maxwell James Halpert. And I was like, no, that's. That's basically it. Like, it's the. It's the look on your face where, like, you. You desperately want to. What? Like how you can't be a heel in this. That moment. Like. Like, you just kind of look at the camera. Like, I don't. What do you do? I don't know what to tell you. They hate you. [01:41:43] Speaker A: I can't think about. About this. Yeah. So. So that. That happens. The bell rings. Hangman Page's music hits. Max leaves the ring, goes stand on the apron to be like, go. What. What the. Is your problem? Brody looms up behind him, does his. He's done this a lot where he'll just like, put a sleeper on somebody and Hang them from the apron. [01:42:12] Speaker C: Goes. He goes out like a goddamn Hanna Barbera character. Just shoots it. Just dead weight. And then what? He proceeds. I'm sorry, I'm grabbing the wheel because this is so beautiful. Proceeds to just do the squash mask match that Max gave him for it. Like, finishes the. Finishes them just like every one else. [01:42:38] Speaker B: And. [01:42:38] Speaker C: Oh, my God, the pop. [01:42:40] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:42:40] Speaker C: Oh, the pop. It was so good. [01:42:45] Speaker A: He drags Max's lifeless course back into the ring. He wedgies the. Out of him, too. I don't know if you noticed. [01:42:53] Speaker C: Oh, I know. [01:42:54] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah. [01:42:54] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:42:57] Speaker A: Cheeks McGee. No. [01:42:59] Speaker C: That man has been squatting for quite a while now. [01:43:02] Speaker B: Push this. [01:43:04] Speaker A: Yeah, that's where all his. That's what Brody did. Oh, yeah. He did the barks corner. Senton Gonzo bomb. Done. [01:43:15] Speaker C: So pretty. Just so pretty. I. I changed my mind about Kenny. Give it to Brody. King it. [01:43:27] Speaker A: I'm saying Hot shot this. Yeah, I like that. Let me just. [01:43:36] Speaker B: As a transition. [01:43:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:43:38] Speaker A: Let's just wrap it up. So. So Bernie celebrates. Andrade comes out, attacks him from behind with the back elbow. He hits DM on Max. Hangman hits the Buckshot on Andrade. He lines up Maxwell buckshot, but Max kicks him in the balls. And then Brody's nuts alive again. And Gonzo bombs Max a second time, stands tall with the title to close out the show. [01:44:03] Speaker C: It was a pretty image, I gotta tell you. [01:44:06] Speaker A: Here's why. Here's why you. You hot shot Brody at this point. And why, I think is. [01:44:11] Speaker B: Tell me. [01:44:12] Speaker A: Aw is getting so much like, m. Like, good mainstream press for the ice chants because they. They let that breathe. [01:44:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:44:23] Speaker C: Bryce Remberg confirmed. Oh, it's awesome that the ref just kind of let him do that for a second. [01:44:31] Speaker B: Bryce is like, oh, yeah. They. It looks like the ref held back on ringing the bell to let the chance ring out longer. That's funny. [01:44:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:44:40] Speaker B: Stops talking the second they start, too. [01:44:42] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's everything. The commentary laid out, it was so good. It was so good. And MJ's absolute face just. But no, I see what you're. I'm picking up what you're laying down, Erica, about the fact they're getting so much good press about this, and I've already. I can say this. So, like, I. I've been more active on the. The Twin Cities feed on Blue sky, for obvious reasons, and people were sharing it, and it's kind of that thing we get times where people are like, oh, the wrestling fans are figuring it out because they think everything's the Fed. But like it was this but like the good faith way where someone shared it and they were just like, does someone who knows wrestling is this good? Like, is this a bit. Is this a big deal? And I, I came in, I was like, hi. Wrestling nowhere. This is a pretty standard Wednesday, except usually it's not this loud and they wake up the mics for that kind of talk. But like this is the woke company. Like it's, it's, you know, a normal Wednesday in the sense that like I'd expect an AEW crowd to chant ice. I didn't expect everyone on production to lay out and them not to cut it. [01:46:02] Speaker A: That. [01:46:02] Speaker C: That was pretty sweet. Thanks to. So yeah, kind of to just reinforce what you were saying, Erica. Like hot shot Brody. [01:46:13] Speaker A: It was. It's not that I don't expect AW crowds to do it. Like, I mean I do expect like production to like try and cut it. Like when there's very obviously people screaming obvious swears. Yeah, they, they and like. But like they, they, they let it breathe. As far as I know, it's still up uncut on hbo. [01:46:37] Speaker C: Max probably recheck that. [01:46:39] Speaker A: I know it's on. It's uncut on Triller. They put it on their YouTube uncut. So yeah, like they're, they're, they're all over. They're, they're. Yeah, they, they should. [01:46:51] Speaker D: Do you think. Not to be too cynical, but do you think it might also stem from the tweeter skeet from like Rock's daughter who's like, well, now that I'm not with WWF anymore or WWE anymore, if I can say this with my full chest eyes, like in just really. Yeah. [01:47:11] Speaker B: There's a lot of people speaking out against him right now. The Grammys half that with people saying that. [01:47:15] Speaker C: Well, yeah, I was gonna say hampter, I love you because I kind of picked. You were picking up. What I was kind of about to say is like it's not just the. It's the general vibe shift. Absolutely. But also I'm going to be cynical and say it is at. What's the one thing that Tony Khan. He used to say it in every interview. Right. Is like opposition company. What? The cocaine is in the left drawer. [01:47:49] Speaker D: There's a mirror on the table. [01:47:53] Speaker C: Here's a 20. Have fun, kids. No, he used, he used to say it all the time in interviews about being the opposition company. Like, we want to purposely be the Pepsi to their coke. So what do you do when their head is literally all the way up Trump's asshole What do you. What? What. When? What. How do you be the opposition to company? To that company? You do this shit. You probably strap up the motherfucker who came out in Mexico with the Abolish ICE shirt looking like a goddamn antifa super soldier. And, like, also. Also, I didn't find this out until after the fact. The biggest reason that they chanted ICE is because they found out, I think, at some point during the night that Brody King. I'm gonna try not to cry on the microphone. Brody King donated, like, $58,000 to people in my city who need help with rent. Oh, yeah. Because I. Because he's a real. And, like. Yeah. So, like, thank you, Brody. We really need it right now, so thank you. [01:49:08] Speaker A: And. [01:49:09] Speaker C: Yeah, so, like, that's kind of what prompted it. Like, it really is, Brody. So, like, give him the belt, Tony. Give him the belt. [01:49:17] Speaker D: Well said. [01:49:18] Speaker A: I. I got nothing to add. Well said. Yeah. [01:49:22] Speaker C: I'm sorry. [01:49:23] Speaker D: No, there's no one to apologize for. [01:49:25] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, we get emotional about wrestling, and wrestling is emotional, and being alive is political. Being alive is political. [01:49:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I. I didn't choose to be political. They made me political, damn it. They chose to make me political. [01:49:45] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. It's. It's been a. God, I was gonna say it's been, like, a crazy year, but, like, it's only been, like. [01:49:53] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, Lemon, it's February. [01:49:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:50:00] Speaker D: Man, what a week. [01:50:01] Speaker B: And. [01:50:03] Speaker A: I don't know. It's something that I. I think it was. It was. There was catharsis behind it. [01:50:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:50:11] Speaker A: And a little bit, like, I'm. I'm obviously not in the same situation that you are in Minneapolis, but, like, you know, apparently, like, all of the Midwest is on Blue Sky. I'm, like, I have mutuals with them, so, like, I. I see a lot. Like, I. I know what's going on, and that's. [01:50:30] Speaker C: That's something that people who. If there are people who listen who aren't on Blue sky, which I. I think would be weird for, like, a Blue sky podcast. A solid, like, third of the websites for Minneapolis. So, like, yeah, there's a reason. There's, like, a bunch of us on there. So, like, yeah, we're all on Blue sky going through it. So, like, thank you for the kind words, and I'm sorry I got all emotional. I'm back now. Hi. It's. It's a me, Ella. I. I do goofs and grabs as much as possible. [01:51:01] Speaker D: Don't apologize for being emotional. Tumultuous time. [01:51:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:51:08] Speaker C: We'Re gonna Win. But, like, it sucks. Yeah. [01:51:15] Speaker A: I'll. I'll bring it back a little bit and say that. My favorite comment that I saw under the blue sky post of the. The video clip was somebody saying, if that happened in the Fed, Triple Paul would have come out himself and tear gas, like, the whole audience. [01:51:32] Speaker D: Yo, that's so real. Oh, my God. [01:51:40] Speaker B: Michael Cole gets on the mic being like, they're chanting, thanks, Ice. This is amazing. [01:51:44] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Okay, so I'm gonna. We. [01:51:48] Speaker D: We. [01:51:48] Speaker A: It's been a hard winter out here in Las Vegas. [01:51:52] Speaker D: Jesus. [01:51:52] Speaker B: Right? [01:51:53] Speaker C: So we're. Yeah, right. We're running out of time. But I do want. This is a good segue. All the. The chant last night led to someone sharing it, like, quote, squee skating it and saying something really great. It was like, we need that T shirt. So me being me, I made that happen. If you go to Garrick taylor-shop.fourth wall.com Again, we'll have it in the show notes. This one is specifically in the Minnesota Occupation collection, where everything is being sold at cost. But there's a donation section and instructions in. In. In the description of all the items. But basically, at the end of the month, I get a payout and it's all going to rent relief and things of that nature. So, like, all the stuff in that front page, like, collection is all go into there. And we made a T shirt because somebody said, borders are fake. Wrestling is real. [01:52:58] Speaker D: Yes. [01:52:58] Speaker C: And that. That is. Yes. That is a mantra of the show. That's like, being that I'm burning that. That gets a plaque on the wall of the studio, the kayfabe studio that we were all recording in right now, like, that's it. So you can now get that on T shirt. And. And if you decide to donate, the proceeds from donation will go to that stuff at the end of the month, so. [01:53:26] Speaker A: Yay. [01:53:26] Speaker C: Okay. I don't think I'm gonna give $58,000 like Brody. Thank you, sir. No Kings, but Brody King. But, yeah, similar efforts. We're all doing what we can to try to keep our. Our neighbors housed right now, basically. Yeah. So thank y', all, though, for. For having me back. I'm sorry I missed last week, but you got a little bit of why there. It's. It's just been kind of hard to. To be jovial. But, hey, we did it. Thanks, folks. [01:53:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:53:59] Speaker C: Happy, happy wrestling and happy wrestle customs next weekend. [01:54:08] Speaker A: If they're actually. If they're actually monitoring social media, they're going to be like, so. [01:54:17] Speaker B: Holy. [01:54:18] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I Actually, I'm flying into. I'm flying into Minneapolis, so. [01:54:22] Speaker C: Oh, no. Hey, I'm guessing you're not going to be here for long. [01:54:27] Speaker A: I got a six hour layover if you want to come hang out at the airport with me. [01:54:31] Speaker C: Oh, God, I can't. I don't think I can afford to get all the way to the airport and back. But enjoy the airport. I'm told it's very nice. Anyways, I should probably kick Craig out of here, don't, you know? Please don't keep all this Viper. You. You. Yeah, take out. Oh, and that other thing about the goose, please, actually. [01:55:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:55:16] Speaker A: Hat man are from the. Hat man are from the sky dimension. [01:55:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I've seen Mustard Plug a few times.