Deep Yearning

[00:00:06] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed. And lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo, did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Just the tip. And on that, no welcome back. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Christ. [00:01:01] Speaker B: After a while. Yeah, Christ indeed. We would praise him to Wednesday night. Fake. Look what happens when we take a week off to grieve. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Born again. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Yeah, we're all born again. We all went to church. [00:01:20] Speaker C: No, it was getting high in the alley, and I was like, yo. Yo won't let me hit that. He's. Only if you give me your. Your soul to me. And I'm like, I guess. [00:01:31] Speaker B: I guess. I guess I'm saved now. [00:01:34] Speaker A: I don't. I don't need it. [00:01:36] Speaker C: The weed, I. I promised it to, like, Ella. And then Erica is fighting for it, too. So, you know. [00:01:41] Speaker A: You know, I wouldn't know what to do with it, but, like, it'd be cool to have [00:01:48] Speaker C: jar somewhere. [00:01:50] Speaker A: Just a jar of a soul. [00:01:55] Speaker B: But it's Hampter's soul, so, you know, [00:01:56] Speaker A: it's gonna soul, but, like, so it's [00:01:58] Speaker B: gonna be like, shaking and like, trying to knock itself off the shelf. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Leave it big. [00:02:06] Speaker C: That's true. That's true. [00:02:07] Speaker B: All right, all right. People should, like. As if they don't already know. We should do the introductions now. I am Ella Taylor. What with the she, her pronouns, and you can't tell me, Erica, go [00:02:23] Speaker A: the length. Warren's here to talk about ah. [00:02:31] Speaker B: And of course, [00:02:48] Speaker C: Out from the back comes Lucha Paso's wizard. Riding a baguette and into. Pursued by a tornado or, sorry, a hurricane, but still consummate possession. Continuously throwing out hampter serrow. Hampter bites. [00:03:16] Speaker B: Hampter bites. Yeah. [00:03:17] Speaker C: Unfortunate, definitely. Section A through C gets wiped out by the hurricane. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they didn't know. God damn it. [00:03:26] Speaker C: All right, sorry, sorry. [00:03:28] Speaker B: I just renovated. [00:03:30] Speaker C: I'm so sorry. [00:03:31] Speaker B: Specifically, though, right? [00:03:36] Speaker A: Laughing at riding a bag. I'm going to have a bruise tomorrow, [00:03:44] Speaker C: so is that. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Oh, baguette is such. It's so funny. I don't know why it's so funny, but like France. Baguette. Sure, let's go. They have baguettes. I could go to the grocery store right now and Buy a baguette. And it's not as funny as you're saying. Like France. Oh, baguettes. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Well, okay, but the real question is, now that you're done riding it, do we have butter and ham? I want a Parisian. [00:04:12] Speaker C: Absolutely. I have a soft cheese that I got at the farmer's market earlier today that I think will be very nice. A little. [00:04:19] Speaker B: A little ham looks. This. This ham. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Look. [00:04:26] Speaker B: This doesn't look. This doesn't look like this. Like a ham. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Unusually charcuterie. [00:04:31] Speaker C: Yes. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Yeah, interesting. [00:04:33] Speaker C: We. Yeah, we do have some grapes and little hampter. Hampter bites on the. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah. I gotta say that this ham, the charcuterie, is this also vegan in your. Your pro. Your hamper bites process? [00:04:44] Speaker C: No, no, those are. Those are from off site. [00:04:48] Speaker B: Off site. Okay, cool. Well, I mean. I mean, I imagine everything's off. You're not like getting the meat from inside the studio. [00:04:56] Speaker A: That's. [00:04:56] Speaker B: It's all off site. [00:04:58] Speaker C: Oh, no. Absolutely no. [00:05:00] Speaker B: I don't even know how that would work. [00:05:01] Speaker C: The regulations there. Definitely. [00:05:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:05:04] Speaker B: No, you can't get it. Yeah. Don't get a shut down. No, no, no. [00:05:07] Speaker A: I gotta say. [00:05:08] Speaker C: Yeah. Yep. [00:05:09] Speaker A: I gotta say, actually, you know, after a week away. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:14] Speaker A: The body shoot looks really clean. [00:05:16] Speaker B: Good, good. Yeah. [00:05:18] Speaker A: I guess the monkey clowns really put some elbow grease in there and got out like all those extra dead patrons that were down there. I've never seen it so empty. [00:05:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no, it's totally true. [00:05:32] Speaker C: And we've had some time to like. Also there's been like a couple of weeks where there's not been any accidents. [00:05:40] Speaker B: Accidents, yes. [00:05:41] Speaker C: So, yeah, we've had a lot of time to clean it up. Yeah. And. And like, I'm hopefully is. We can expand a monkey clone. [00:05:50] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. Well, this is what. Yeah. And I mean, I can keep making them. This is wild. And to that I say. All right, baggots, do we got a cryptid or something? [00:06:06] Speaker A: This week we got a crypted because we are in Paris, France, for grand slam Paris. All we are in France of the week is. This is a crazy one. Buckle up. The dragon entities. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Oh, there's more than one. [00:06:31] Speaker A: This is a weird story. All right, so this takes place in Dragon France. France. It's in like, southeastern France, like near the. Near the where? Like I said, I think it's near the Mediterranean. I looked at a map. I don't give a. There's a mountain there near the town, and the town's called Le Mault, which means evil mountain. [00:06:57] Speaker B: Wow. Sounds about right. [00:07:04] Speaker C: That's. That's an intense. [00:07:06] Speaker A: So, yeah, we have Evil Mountain. And. And this takes place in 1973. So there was a couple were on a motorcycle and they were going up Le Maman Evil Mountain to go have carnal relations probably. But on the way up there, they see this glowing orange ball in the sky and they're like, oh, not the sun. No, not the sun. [00:07:30] Speaker B: This is at night. [00:07:31] Speaker A: And it's not the moon either. I mean, it could have been the moon, but it was orange. It was orange. [00:07:35] Speaker C: Right, right, right. Okay. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Okay. So nighttime moon, not the moon. Orange. [00:07:39] Speaker C: Not the orange. [00:07:40] Speaker A: They. They go up the mountain and they see this and they're like, oh, fuck, that's creepy. They see it land. They see a glowing red light in the trees. The girls. The girl intelligent is like that. Let's go back. So they go back. The guy goes back with two of his friends and they each take a car. So there's two cars now going back up La Maman Evil Mountain. [00:08:02] Speaker B: The Evil Mountain. Yeah. [00:08:05] Speaker A: So they get a posse and they go up the lookout spot and they see the glowing light still is up there, like on the top of the mountain. And now they start hearing like mechanical noises. And they hear something coming through the woods. You down from the mountain? So they're like, oh. So they hide in like two different spots and they see this mechanical silhouette. Robot guy come down the mountain. Nine foot tall with what the. Like, yeah, flat top, crazy goggles. Kind of looks like a gas mask. So like he comes down and then they're just like. [00:08:42] Speaker B: This is a Fallout villain. [00:08:44] Speaker A: No, the fallout. That was seven fallout 76. It's fine. It's not the thing. So it's nine foot tall. And they're just like, oh. And then it vanishes. And then it starts up with one of the cars. So now they're panicking. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Well, yeah. [00:08:58] Speaker A: Two of the guys jump into one car and drive down the hill. The other two jump in the other car that's being. And that was being with. And they like start to drive away. And then. But then like the guy, the driver stops and the passenger is like now being like, what the fuck are you doing? And they look behind them and they see a second 9 foot tall robot guy. Oh, he's wearing a red. He's wearing a red glowing belt. And then there's a smaller second, there's a smaller six foot tall guy who's wearing like an actual gas mask with like a tank and everything. Also with the moon tonight. Okay, now there's now there's three things coming down the hill. And now the guy is just like, all right, it's time to drive away. So he starts to drive away and then he stops and he turns around because he's like, well, what if it's aliens that I get to make first contact? [00:09:58] Speaker B: No, no. Okay, well, you know, I don't want to go back to. To. I was. I was trying not to go directly to friend of Cryptid of the week, cocaine, but. [00:10:14] Speaker A: 73 frames, probably [00:10:19] Speaker B: friend of the pod. Cocaine. Yes. [00:10:21] Speaker A: So now, like the nine foot tall things are like, all right, fuck these guys, let's get them. The driver leans out and ask them three times, are you good or are you bad? And that makes them very angry. And now they're chasing him harder. So they. He drives away, stops, turns the around again. [00:10:43] Speaker C: This is this [00:10:47] Speaker A: now. Hello, puppy dog. Now it gets. So the first car has already fled down the hill. Yes. [00:10:55] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. The intelligent group. Yeah. [00:10:57] Speaker A: Here's. Here's where. Here's what they see. They're just driving down the hill, and then all of a sudden, out from the trees comes a pair of glowing red pants. That's all they see is floating. Red pants, glowing, run across the street. And they're just like, fuck that shit. So they drive all the way down the bottom of the hill and they wait at the bottom of the hill and they look around, they're like, our friends coming. Wait 10 seconds. Fuck that. And they drive away. And so they are driving away and they see, like, across the field, the fucking red pants are like sprinting at them. [00:11:36] Speaker C: What the. Just pants. I feel like that's very French. Like. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:11:46] Speaker B: French. This is. [00:11:49] Speaker A: I don't know. Yeah, I don't. [00:11:51] Speaker B: I don't. [00:11:52] Speaker A: All right, so, like, it keeps going because they get away from the pants and then they feel like telekinesis, like, kind of like grab their car and like, slide them off the road and then slide them back. The other car eventually gets down the hill away from those other things. The one guy who kept trying to turn around goes back by himself, and he can't find him at all. [00:12:15] Speaker B: This guy really wants to beat nice aliens. Like, he. [00:12:19] Speaker A: He really wants to meet nice aliens, and the aliens are not. So, like this, this was. Yeah, so that's. That's pretty much it. Like, they. They tell the cops. The cops go up, they find footprints and some broken rocks, and I don't know what was going on. I love French UFO sightings. Encrypted. [00:12:39] Speaker C: Massive lsd. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Could have been. [00:12:44] Speaker B: Is there. Ergomot, in the baguette. Like ergot in the baguette. Yeah. [00:12:49] Speaker C: Or the. Oh, I mean, chasing the green fairy. Doing a little absinthe, little wormwood and [00:12:58] Speaker B: friend of the pod. Cocaine. [00:13:01] Speaker C: Cocaine. Okay. So was the glowing red orb from them or like their spaceship? [00:13:14] Speaker A: So there was the. The spaceship glowed red. Okay, three. Three things with masks, like the gas mask things. They had belts that glowed red, but [00:13:23] Speaker C: then there were pants that were also red that glowed red. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Everything about this. [00:13:32] Speaker A: The pants could have been a completely separate entity. We have to take that into consideration to God. [00:13:38] Speaker C: I mean, you. I think you bring up a. I mean, you have to look at the facts here in which they doesn't really. Outside of the red motif, doesn't really connect to the giant robot robots. [00:13:52] Speaker A: I mean, and the gas mask. Yeah, it's. It's very weird. I'm. I heard this on a podcast years ago. I heard this story years ago and I tried to find all kinds of information on it. I can't find anything except this podcast. And they. I forget where. Like, they cited some French UFO magazine that this came from that I could not find. So Kryptonaut podcast. Dragon Yawn. Entities is the name of the episode. This fucking thing is great. I am so happy I got to talk about it. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Wait a minute. [00:14:26] Speaker A: And apparently this part of France is apparently well known for UFOs and weird shit. Like they have interesting. All kinds of stuff. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Yeah. All right. [00:14:38] Speaker A: And. And one other thing. There was a similar sighting with similar entities with gas masks and robots in Northern California in the 60s. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Wow. [00:14:50] Speaker C: I am. [00:14:50] Speaker A: Think about it. [00:14:52] Speaker C: So do you know. Do you. This reminds me of the mountains. The, the, the, the. The. The group that got lost or that were hiking in the mountains and they like, they died in the. There was a really weird scenario with their campsite. Yeah. [00:15:13] Speaker A: Thank you. Yes. [00:15:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, thank you. I couldn't. I couldn't think about it. What it was. But what if there's like a connection there? [00:15:22] Speaker A: What if the red pants got them? [00:15:24] Speaker B: This. [00:15:25] Speaker C: That would be. [00:15:26] Speaker B: All right. We are about wrestling. We are about. [00:15:33] Speaker C: I think we should just go. We should just continue to. [00:15:37] Speaker A: Just want to keep talking about this. [00:15:39] Speaker B: Dynamite off The. The rails are gone. The. The rails are. Are behind us. We are now floating in the air being carried by glowing red pants. [00:15:51] Speaker C: What if you. The pants get on you and they, like, carry you to, like, the ship where they. [00:15:58] Speaker B: Oh, wait, wait, hold on. [00:16:08] Speaker A: Oh, man, I missed. [00:16:10] Speaker C: There's a penguin. [00:16:12] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe. Oh, maybe the penguin was piloting the robot. Cracked it. I think we cracked it. [00:16:19] Speaker C: I think we did. I think we did. [00:16:20] Speaker A: I think we cracked. [00:16:21] Speaker C: It's just a wallet, unfortunately. I'm gonna keep score. [00:16:30] Speaker B: Cracking a crack. Cracking again. This is. [00:16:34] Speaker A: Oh, man, I think we needed this laugh. Yeah. Because since Ella's dying, we didn't. We didn't have it in us to have a episode last week for the tribute show. So I'm glad that we could start with the Dragon entity [00:16:51] Speaker C: and Dov. Both begin with a T. Actually, I'm [00:16:57] Speaker A: pretty sure, like, DL means, like, also Evil Mountain. Or don't go there mountain. Or go yourself mountain. I don't speak Russian. [00:17:04] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:17:05] Speaker A: But Malmal is Evil Mountain. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Hampton needs to podcast once a week. Or it's like the enrichment in the enclosure. Or they start conspiracy theorying if we don't podcast once a week. [00:17:24] Speaker C: Walk in. I'm there licking the corner of my mic. Glassing glass enclosure [00:17:32] Speaker B: somehow. Yeah. [00:17:34] Speaker A: Cryptids is graphs. [00:17:40] Speaker B: Erica, you gotta come out. Yeah, we're booking. Erica, you're coming out for Cryptids is craps. Oh, my God. All right, anyway, speaking of grabs, probably talk about wrestling. Yeah, let's talk about grabs. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Paris, France. Grand Slam. They run down the car to Russell Dream to start, and they mentioned that they're doing something called a Clockwork Carnage match. More on that later, because they're going right into the first match. Ring of Honor World Champion Bandido versus Kofi. And this is a match that I never thought I'd see with Kofi Kingston challenging for the Ring of Honor world title. Holy. [00:18:17] Speaker B: Right? Well, just. It. Well, not even that. Not even the that of it. As soon as they're like, this is who's fighting each other. It's kind of like the tribute. Like, that whole tribute show card. I. I just watched it yesterday. Like, all the matchups. I was just like, oh, you could. This is perfect. And like. Like, I am like, I can't believe I'm seeing these matchups right now. And, like, that's how I felt about this match, because it was like, oh, my God. Bandido and Kofi, that this is a match I didn't realize I needed in my soul until I saw them walking to the ring and was like, oh, this is gonna, like, harder than most things. Like, this is gonna be really good. [00:19:01] Speaker C: I just want to point out how I feel how seamlessly and just a. A joy. New level has been to aew. Like, they came in and they were like, I understand this assignment. And the points. [00:19:18] Speaker B: There's points with Austin Creed in this match, too. Just on the outside. Where it's just like, I didn't real. I had that same thought after. Sorry to cut you off. But I was like, I didn't realize I needed him here doing this until he was here. And I was like, oh, my God. He's adding. Oh, go. Yeah. [00:19:35] Speaker C: Kofi is like, oh, I gotta lose. Okay, that's cool. And I was just like, yeah, there's no, there's nothing wrong with you doing that. And then Bandido gets to that prestige and. Oh, it was just. It was real good. Real good. [00:19:50] Speaker B: And hey, there's nothing wrong with losing to Bandito. You know what I mean? Like, like, that's the thing. Like, it's Bandido. She's, like, one of the best alive. [00:20:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:02] Speaker A: I think what. What I get out of seeing them in here is like, I'm reminded of how when New Day formed in wwe. Yeah, they were like nothing else on the show. Like, the entire presentation. Like, you had create on the outside with the trombone. They're just, like, actively doing nerd. It felt like something you'd see in Ring of Honor, frankly, but with, like, the able to keep up with the, the, the, the craps of it all. But then y. You take. Add on to that. Kofi. Kofi's never wrestled outside of WWE ever. Like, I've never seen him anywhere else. And he. There's like, a little bit of hesitation and somebody pointed out, like, like, he's. He seems weird doing dives, but that's because he spent like, 20 years wrestling Miz. And Miz can't catch anyone when they jump on him and that, like, Bandido just like, I. I have you. My. My child. Like, come into my. [00:21:04] Speaker C: Don't worry, I got you. [00:21:06] Speaker B: Like, at one point, he hits a standing moonsault, and like, Austin and him and everyone else are acting like, well, that was cool. That's cool. I see that again. [00:21:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:19] Speaker A: It's so cool. Yep. So rise. [00:21:23] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:21:24] Speaker A: No, it's all good. Bandido still got the pack Armban armband on the ro World title. [00:21:33] Speaker C: Bless him. I think this was. I, I, I. There was stuff after the show. I think this was kind of a continuous rolling pack tribute. [00:21:45] Speaker A: So actually somebody mentioned. [00:21:48] Speaker C: Good. Yeah. [00:21:49] Speaker A: The grieving. The grieving is allowed to, like, just continue. Like, they don't have one to show and that's it. [00:21:55] Speaker C: I, I think they also. I mean, they also did the big and a crowd got into it. The Death Rider huddle, and there was a huge crowd around them. [00:22:06] Speaker A: You want to talk about opening up the pit, I have a lot to [00:22:10] Speaker B: say about the Death Riders today. I can save it for a proper, like, correct segment to say it, but, yep, yeah, I have a whole lot to say about the Death Riders tonight. [00:22:21] Speaker A: So they do. They do a code of honor respected. They do some grapple, arm wringers, and then to do some dancing. Lovely. [00:22:31] Speaker B: So good. [00:22:33] Speaker A: It's so nice. It was so fun. Kofi does the Misawa fake dive, fake out, and then hits, like, an actual tope con hilo after Bandito moves so cool. [00:22:44] Speaker C: I was like, ah, I've never seen that before. I got real excited. I was like, ah, new things. [00:22:51] Speaker A: New things. Yeah. Kofi, this. I think this is Kofi's first singles match in aew. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Yep. [00:22:58] Speaker A: Really good. I was. He's awesome. He tries a crossbody and Bandito just catches him and holds him in a delayed suplex so that the crowd can count in French. Because they're in France, dude. They got up to, what, 19 count in front French. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:17] Speaker C: I think he's trying to go for 21, but he. [00:23:21] Speaker A: Well, you know, his arms got tired. He's a little guy. He's kind of short, even though he's very strong. [00:23:26] Speaker C: He is. [00:23:28] Speaker A: So after that, swerve and Prince Nada come out and, like, immediately behind him, like a puppy dog, is Adam Page. [00:23:37] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:23:38] Speaker A: And, like, the crowd was like, yay, swerve. The crowd was like, yay, swerve. But then Hangman came out and the crowd lost their. They're like, yes. [00:23:49] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah. [00:23:54] Speaker A: Oh, go ahead. [00:23:55] Speaker C: This is an appropriate time to bring up the Tumblr. The Tumblr poll that you shared about. Oh, you didn't see that, Ella. [00:24:06] Speaker A: No, I did. Oh, yeah. [00:24:07] Speaker C: No, Ella, not Erica. Where it's just like, our Hangman is for ever going to kiss on screen. Yes. Passion romantic or passionate? Romantic. Yes. As a mind game in a match or a promo mock style. No. Tony Khan is a coward. 4. No. It somehow be less gay than what they've got going on. [00:24:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:31] Speaker A: I said my hard work won my. My. My wrestling. My booker booker brain. My. My fantasy Booker brain says 2. I know. Reality is 3. 4 is. 4 is like, this is the truth. [00:24:47] Speaker C: This is. Yeah, yeah. [00:24:49] Speaker B: There is no gay face. [00:24:53] Speaker A: It just wouldn't be affording. I want to be clear baited until my. I go to the grave on this. [00:25:00] Speaker B: No, I. I was gonna. Yeah. I was gonna say. Are you saying, like. Because what I'm reading that is for is. No, no, no. All of this has been because we are actual gay lovers in real life. And, like, we're getting gay married. No. For shooting. [00:25:13] Speaker C: No, it was. [00:25:14] Speaker A: No, that should. [00:25:17] Speaker B: That's not. That's number five. [00:25:19] Speaker A: You've picked five. Yeah. That's not even on the board. [00:25:22] Speaker B: I've picked five. It's not even on the board. I'm picking five. [00:25:25] Speaker C: You know, to, to win, you know, you gotta think outside the box, I guess. [00:25:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:32] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I, I, I did like option number four because there's something to be said about the fact that they have that intensity that is very, like, passionate and very intimate. That is, that is more than a kiss. Like, your mind takes that and goes to see a kiss. Your mind. That's the stop. But to go forward. Yeah, yeah. Truly. [00:25:59] Speaker A: They should actually name their tag team Deep Yearning. There we go. There we go. [00:26:08] Speaker C: Yearning. [00:26:17] Speaker A: Shout out MST3K. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Good. [00:26:21] Speaker C: Yeah. I, I thank you. [00:26:23] Speaker A: Good. Positive. Midwestern classic tv. [00:26:26] Speaker C: New. New episode. [00:26:28] Speaker B: New episode drops tomorrow as of this recording. While we're recording, will be out tomorrow. I'm very excited. Bill Corbit's been on Blue sky going off about it. Love you, Bill. Obviously. Show. Love you, Crow. Come on the pod, dude, seriously? Yeah. [00:26:51] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. Please. [00:26:54] Speaker B: Anyways, yes. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Grabs graps. All right. [00:26:58] Speaker B: Yeah, we're getting distracted. [00:27:01] Speaker A: Crowd. Crowd does pretty much through commercial heat segment. The crowd does. What they have do end up doing the entire show is they just do dueling chance for everybody because they love. They're happy to see everybody. [00:27:12] Speaker C: Yes. [00:27:14] Speaker A: Hangman and Swerve are staring each other down like two cats that, like, are trying to sit on the same couch. And they're just, like, glaring at each other the entire time. They're just about to go swat. Swat. And, like, Brody and Creed and Nana are trying to be like, yo, wake up. Calm down. Stop. There's a match going on. [00:27:35] Speaker B: Stop being literally catty. Stop it. [00:27:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:27:39] Speaker A: Seriously, it's like, stop. [00:27:40] Speaker C: He's in your head. [00:27:42] Speaker B: And I'm like, I. At this point, I was like, on, On Blue sky, like, the boyfriends are fighting as per usual. [00:27:53] Speaker A: So they come back from commercial. Bandito gets, like, this big ass Tornio. That's a close fall. Kofi comes back with a springboard drop kick. And, like, they just kind of reset. They do like that. That's when they do that. That springboard boot that Kofi does. Crazy. Bandito tries to dive, but Kofi catches him and hits that SOS in the corner, which I don't think I've ever seen him do. That was disgusting. [00:28:23] Speaker B: No, like, there's, I don't think the Fed Would let him do that. That was hot. Yeah. [00:28:28] Speaker A: Not after Seth almost killed Sting with the buckle. [00:28:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Not. Yeah, exactly why I said that. Yes. [00:28:35] Speaker C: Yep. [00:28:36] Speaker B: God damn, though. No, that was so, like, there's so many things in this match. I was just like, oh, that was hot. That was hot. That was real hot. Like. Yeah. Oh, I'm so happy. [00:28:48] Speaker A: The next. Cool. Actually. Yeah. The next spot that made me actually go what the Was Kofi goes back up top and Bandito follows, and he's gonna do, like, that top rope, fall away, slam, but he kind of just like steps back and lands into it. Like, he doesn't do a big flip or a toss. He just like. It's like a. Like, what's. Like you drop a pendulum or something. It's just like. Damn. It was. [00:29:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:15] Speaker A: Stank. Oh, my God. How can a man. [00:29:19] Speaker C: I don't know. Yeah. [00:29:21] Speaker A: I don't understand. [00:29:24] Speaker C: Yeah, I. It was one of those situations where, like, they were just continuously upping the violence and the aggression towards one another, which I love. It was like, I will. I will hurt you to hurt. I. I will hurt me to hurt you. Which is I, you know, iconic. [00:29:42] Speaker A: It was ridiculous. So. [00:29:44] Speaker C: And he still managed to kick out. [00:29:47] Speaker A: Yeah, he kicked out. [00:29:48] Speaker B: Yes. When you do it. When you do it. When you do it in a ring, like during a match with wrestling and not by, I don't know, stuffing him in the back of a limousine and crashing the car, like, then it's compelling. Then y'. [00:30:02] Speaker A: All. [00:30:02] Speaker B: I'll hurt me to hurt you is compelling. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Yell about that later. [00:30:06] Speaker B: Throwing that out there. [00:30:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not even gonna yell about that match. I don't even want to talk about that match. So Bandido wants the xny. XNY gets blocked. Kofi hits another SOS in the middle of the ring, and now Hangman and Swerve just start fighting out and they just, like, go at it and they're just broken up. Both of their teams are like, just being like, what the. Kofi's down in the middle of the ring. And Bandido hits a 21 plex and retains the Ring of Honor title. [00:30:37] Speaker B: Yay. [00:30:38] Speaker A: Bandido absolutely is. [00:30:40] Speaker C: Is this a 5,000, 240 day reign? [00:30:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:46] Speaker C: It's gonna say astounding. [00:30:47] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh. Huh. All right. [00:30:52] Speaker A: So clearly we haven't got it. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's fine. That's fine, that's fine. I'm a little distracted. [00:31:01] Speaker C: It's been like four weeks. It's all. [00:31:06] Speaker B: It's in the. [00:31:06] Speaker A: It's been a while. Since we did got that one, I [00:31:09] Speaker C: put you in on it because it tastes sweet. [00:31:14] Speaker A: Time for a booster. [00:31:16] Speaker B: Yeah, it's gonna be time for a booster. I did my shot this morning. [00:31:19] Speaker C: All right, anyway, King Brody, King be to like, just right in Hangman's face. Like, Bandito won. And Bandito like, do you see me, Mr. Mr. Hangman, Mr. Hangman. And like, Paige is just daggers at Swerve. He's like, yeah, you did great. You did good, good, good job. [00:31:43] Speaker A: Nothing else. He's just like, I'm just so in [00:31:47] Speaker C: love with this man. Goodness gracious. [00:31:52] Speaker A: Swerve. Yeah, I like that. Everybody's just like, eventually those tag teams are gonna break up because Swerve and Hangman can't coexist while the other one is on the opposite side. [00:32:08] Speaker C: It was interesting. I. I watched a little video, like a little promo between with Brodido and Hangman, and Hangman's just incensed. Continuously going after Swerve and King is like, bro, he's already got to you. He's in your head. Like, what is. He's like, together with in un. We will take care of them at Russell Dream. Just. [00:32:38] Speaker B: And if I believe. And I think there was another promo. I. I could be wrong, but I could sworn there was another promo where it was Swerve and New level and they were saying like the same, the same thing. Like, yeah, like, you gotta stop thinking about your toxic ex and just move on, bro. [00:32:54] Speaker C: Yeah, girl, leave him. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Yeah, you left. Yeah, it's left. You burnt that bridge. Literally. Yeah, block them everywhere, Delet. [00:33:06] Speaker C: They don't. [00:33:07] Speaker B: They don't hold anything over you anymore. Block them everywhere. Move on with your life. [00:33:11] Speaker A: Just. Just delete insta for a week. [00:33:14] Speaker C: Yes, yes, please, please, please, please go touch grass. I mean, we all knew that they were breaking up, so this is, this is just a way to do it. So more, please. Well, not more, but like, I like it, I love it. [00:33:28] Speaker A: I like. Right now. [00:33:35] Speaker B: I hope this toxic Yuri goes up ever [00:33:41] Speaker A: transition and it becomes toxic. [00:33:43] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:33:48] Speaker C: Listen, we have the toxic Spider here is the toxic Yuri or the eoi. [00:33:55] Speaker A: Actually, we had the. We had the toxic Yuri with Toni, Storm and Mariah. So. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Yeah, it's true. [00:34:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. [00:34:05] Speaker C: I'm saying true. I was not there for that. [00:34:07] Speaker B: Yeah, you weren't there. But no, no, we had, we had Toxic Fury. Yeah. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Yes. I'm a Gemini, of course. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Podcast. I love it. [00:34:20] Speaker A: Speaking of Fujoshi, beautiful clockwork carnage match. It's a brand new match. [00:34:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:31] Speaker B: Oh, if you get over It. It's gonna be fine. [00:34:35] Speaker C: It's gonna. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Yes. All right. Clockwork Carnage. Renee runs it down. It is essentially a gauntlet battle royale. [00:34:47] Speaker C: Iron Man. [00:34:48] Speaker A: Iron Man. Thank you. I said that this is like 80s crunchy TTRPG rule set. It's just like. [00:34:55] Speaker C: Yes, yes. [00:34:56] Speaker A: It's like this. It's very simple once you just think about it for a second. But you're looking at like, what do I need to roll on this table to find out? [00:35:05] Speaker C: Yes. [00:35:08] Speaker B: But for everyone. [00:35:08] Speaker C: 3.5 maybe. Yeah. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Everyone losing their mind about this, I want to say, remember when Sean Michaels did the worst version of this in nxt and it was like. I forget what he called it. What was. It was like Iron man elimination. So it was like a limit Iron elimination. Something like. But it was an NXT and it was like an iron. It was like this sort of. But like, it had elimination ish rules. And like, it was like if you pin someone, you took away a point instead of like adding. Just adding a point to you. Like, like if, you know, it was. [00:35:57] Speaker C: Oh, is it the Iron Survivor Challenge? [00:35:59] Speaker B: Yes. Yes, yes. Or something like that. Yeah, it was. It was. I watched it when it aired and everyone was this, like, they're trying. They're trying to do what Renee did and they just can't. Like, like, they're trying to explain it and they just, like, they just, like, trying to announce, trying to read the rules on live television was just like someone. Just, someone pulled the plug on this. Please, God. However, like this, but just so much more complicated, more complex. [00:36:31] Speaker C: However, when a Superstar loses a fall, that Superstar may pay the penalty. They are forced out of the ring into a penalty box for 90 seconds. Once the 90 seconds are up, the Superstar can re enter the match. When the clock hits 24 minutes. [00:36:49] Speaker A: Yeah, there was, like, King of the Mad match, too. Penalty box is totally straight out. [00:36:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. No, there was like, straight up, like, four gimmicks going on at once. And everyone was like, we can't. Don't do it. Please don't do this. [00:37:02] Speaker C: Looks weathered as. [00:37:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:06] Speaker C: Oh, God, [00:37:10] Speaker B: yeah. Jesus says, but not Hickenlooper. Holy [00:37:20] Speaker C: Michael, explain the Iron Survivor Challenge rules. [00:37:29] Speaker A: Here's how Clockwork Carnage works. You start with two wrestlers. Every three minutes, another wrestler comes in. If you get a pinfall or a submission on somebody in this entry, period, that person's eliminated. Damn people. Once all eight people are in the ring, then it becomes a 15 minute Iron man match. And whoever has the most pinfalls at the end of the 15 minutes wins. Easy yeah, simple. [00:37:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it's kind of like. It's. Oh, God. It's like a roll for anal circumst. [00:38:16] Speaker C: I know exactly what you're talking about, actually. [00:38:19] Speaker A: Don't look. Everyone, don't look up Fatal. The rpg. [00:38:23] Speaker C: Oh, please don't. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Whatever you do, don't look up Fatal. All right, we're gonna continue. Let's press on. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Please, please call the. [00:38:35] Speaker C: This is. I think this is the third one. Ella's down. [00:38:37] Speaker A: Yeah, we're just killing Ella. All right, Renee's with Osprey and Speedball. I want to get Osprey's thoughts about his title match. And he points out that Okada just like, has owned his ass their entire careers. [00:38:55] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, 13 matches. [00:38:57] Speaker A: Yep. He needs to get through Okada tonight to enter Clockwork Cartagen. Speedball speaks some French and then says they want to qualify for the match as well. I did not hear what Speedball said. Osprey was just like, whoa. French. My weakness, because he's English. [00:39:16] Speaker C: I love. I love. Oh, I love people. He speaks so much. They speak so many languages and the missing tooth is just the most endearing thing. [00:39:27] Speaker A: They are precious. [00:39:30] Speaker C: I am. I am so excited. I really hope. I love that he's in the United Empire and I really hope that he gets to be a part of the Clockwork Carnage. Oh, and he, you know. [00:39:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, yeah. I hope they win. I hope they win. [00:39:47] Speaker A: I hope they win. I don't know who else. [00:39:50] Speaker B: I hope they win. [00:39:52] Speaker A: We all know who Samoa Joe's in. Yeah, yeah, it is. It is Samoa Joe's season because Will Arnett no longer needs to film. [00:40:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:03] Speaker A: Twisted Metal. And now it is time. Yeah. So next up, we have our clock first. Clockwork Carnage qualifier match. Samoa Joe versus Jungle Jack Perry. This is part of Jack Perry, this match. [00:40:18] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:40:18] Speaker A: It's great. This was like. This is part of. This is part of all part of Jack Perry's like, please give me a trial series. Trial series where he just challenges people who are going to kill him. And then he. [00:40:34] Speaker B: And I just continue to be so down for this. It's. It's some of the best work I've seen him do, like, period. Which it's just so. [00:40:44] Speaker A: It's very funny to see him do this, to be like, I need to prove myself when he's like a multi time champion in AEW already. [00:40:52] Speaker C: He's been there since 2019, which is why I'm all. I'm like, wait, what? [00:40:58] Speaker B: Yeah. No, he's literally a og. [00:41:01] Speaker C: The. The only part of this Trial that doesn't quite click with me is that. But other than that, I'm like, hell, yeah. He's got. Oh, that. The. The. The size of the dog fight in that dog is massive. [00:41:15] Speaker A: Enormous. [00:41:16] Speaker C: I love it. [00:41:17] Speaker A: It's enormous. [00:41:17] Speaker C: Enormous. [00:41:19] Speaker A: Enormous. Yeah. Paris loves Samoa Joe. He's too cool. His. His, his. Too bad. He's too cool. He's got too much. [00:41:40] Speaker C: He does. Don't do it. [00:41:43] Speaker A: They. They do like a picture in picture promo from. I think this was on collision where he's just like, Jack, you think that iron sharpens iron? Well, I'm the fire and I'm going to destroy you. Go. I'm not your tool. You don't. Until you have to respect me. Yeah. Jack, that's. I forget when he beat Shabbata, but he beat Shibata. [00:42:10] Speaker C: It was. Oh, you know what? It was all out. [00:42:14] Speaker A: Oh, right. That's right. At the. [00:42:16] Speaker C: It was the first hour before all out. Yeah. [00:42:19] Speaker A: Thank you. Nigel says that Joe is a different kettle of fish from Shibata, which is true because neither of them are a kettle of fish. And like the whole. That just spends like the whole. The whole match talking about all the things that Samoa Joe is not. He's like. He's not a catalytic. He's not a candlestick. [00:42:45] Speaker C: God damn, Nigel. This is the commentary of truly on display. [00:42:52] Speaker A: You're paid money to talk on television, man. And you're like, he's not a. He's a different kettle of fish and he's not a candlestick. Anyway, Paris. Paris has no mercy for Jack Perry or Jean Kelly. I'm not. Sorry. [00:43:17] Speaker C: No, don't. [00:43:20] Speaker A: Yep, I'll do it. [00:43:21] Speaker B: This whole time. [00:43:22] Speaker A: Jack actually comes out pretty strong. He gets a comebacker Larry and knocks Joe down. And that's like. Joe's like, okay, yeah, he gets that Larry. And Joe's like, okay, fine. And then just proceeds to murder him for like, [00:43:38] Speaker C: Joe's also built at 310. That's a huge ass, dude. [00:43:45] Speaker A: And like, yeah, like, he's gotten wider, but like, he's still. You can tell he's still very muscular under all that. Like, he's got that. That sumo strength. Yeah, he gets. Jack gets an Uranagi from the corner. The St. Joe. And then like Jer just follows him to the floor. Just beat the out of him. They go to commercial, which should be illegal. [00:44:10] Speaker C: I just want to state for the record, commercials during a Samoa Joe match is a war crime. [00:44:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:18] Speaker A: No, yeah. Like, Joe is doing so much crowd work for this match too. Like, the Crowd was just like, yes, go, Joe, go. Like, and we have. [00:44:28] Speaker B: We haven't seen him in forever. Like, how dare you? [00:44:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's his return. He, like, he conducts the crowd to sing. Joe's gonna kill you. And they, like, they're just. They're eating up every single thing he does. He does. Like, Jack tries to fight back. He tries for that moonsault, and then Joe just walks away, and the crowd's just like, yes, thanks. Oh, my gosh, they love it. Everything he does. They come back from commercial. Jack tries the pile driver, but he settles for a sunset flip, and he puts in the snare trap. But Joe just, like, gets out of it easily when he tries. [00:45:11] Speaker B: Okay, but this is. That's the point where I laugh so hard because he tried for the pile driver. And he. [00:45:17] Speaker C: Yes. [00:45:18] Speaker B: He, like, slaps Joe's back and then just grabs them titties, like, lifts him up. [00:45:32] Speaker A: And I don't know if it was a picture, if it was just a video that was stopped, but, like, it was. Jack was, like, going to chop Joe. And, like, I saw it in the match, and, like, he just puts his hand on his titty for a second and then slaps it. And it was like, man, [00:45:54] Speaker B: He was just grabbing Joe titty that whole match. It was. [00:45:59] Speaker C: This was not a trial match. This was a titty match. I think. I think we have discovered. We have discovered the real reason why Jack Perry wants to fight Samoa Joe. [00:46:10] Speaker B: And honestly, I want to touch on. [00:46:12] Speaker C: I'm okay. Real, real, so real for that. [00:46:16] Speaker A: I. I think Jack would be myself [00:46:19] Speaker B: against all the titties. [00:46:21] Speaker A: I think Jack would do better. [00:46:23] Speaker C: Like, catchy titties are up next asking [00:46:26] Speaker A: instead of getting his ass kicked in the process. Yeah, I'm just. I'm just gonna say he needs to be more gentle with how he grabs that, because I felt that in a bad way. [00:46:43] Speaker C: Hopefully they established those. Those boundaries before the match. But, yeah, I agree. I did. I did love the deadlift that he could not get over, which is all really. He really makes sense with a beast. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Joe's going to unhinge his jaw and eat you. [00:47:02] Speaker A: Yes, pretty much. Jack goes to the floor. Joe follows him and does, like, another Uranagi on the floor, which is like, murders Jack. He barely. [00:47:14] Speaker C: Jack doesn't move. Yeah. Laid there. He was dead. [00:47:19] Speaker A: Like, he barely beat the 10 count. And, like, the fact that, like, usually when you do matches like this and, like, the. The underdog shows some fire. The. The. The dominant guy is, like, not a respect. Joe's just like, no go. [00:47:34] Speaker C: Yourself dude crawls in and he gives the middle finger. [00:47:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:40] Speaker C: And I was like, bro. [00:47:43] Speaker A: Puts him up on top rope Muscle Buster. That's all. Samoa Joe wins. Congratulations to Will Arnett for making it to the Clockwork Carnage match. Just to like point out how cool Samoa Joe is, he saw the Anime Ultimate Muscle and somebody said, can you do the Muscle Buster? And he's like, yeah, sure. And he made it a real move. He made a move. An anime move. Real. [00:48:13] Speaker C: I watched that dark side of the ring with him and ever since then I've seen what my totally different lens. Totally different. [00:48:22] Speaker B: I just love that he's another level. He's another one of those like. No, like that's. That's an Alzheimer. Like, like just. There's no other way around it. Yeah. If y'. All haven't we talked about before, if you haven't watched, watch Dark side ring about Joe versus Necro. Go watch that. Just go watch Joe versus Necro. [00:48:45] Speaker A: As long as that mega church he's a member of apparently is not one of those conversion therapy ones. Great. [00:48:52] Speaker C: Oh yeah, of course. [00:48:54] Speaker A: He. He was. Yeah. I mean he lived in Florida. If he didn't catch something down there, then he was there. [00:49:02] Speaker B: Are we talking Necro or Joe? [00:49:03] Speaker A: I'm talking about Joe. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Joe is part of a mega church. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Yeah, he was in like he was in a whole. There's a whole video going around about how he was like he was on the. In the. The sermon talking about like, oh, you know, I got fired from wwe, but God helped me, showed me that I still had. He's like all like. It was. It's. It's so fun. [00:49:28] Speaker B: God was pretty redeem. [00:49:30] Speaker A: Yeah, God helped him out. [00:49:35] Speaker B: Gross. [00:49:36] Speaker A: Blah. [00:49:37] Speaker B: Well, to that I say. [00:49:40] Speaker A: Anyway, like I said, as long as it's not one of those like as long as it's not like what's his name's Mega Church. What's. What's that? [00:49:48] Speaker C: Oh yeah, I know who you're talking about. The. It's the Sean one Chris. Not the Sean Chris. Because there's all those Chris's. [00:49:56] Speaker A: The bad. [00:50:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:00] Speaker B: Oh man, there's so many bad Chris's. Chris Pratt. [00:50:03] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:50:07] Speaker C: I mean I was thinking I will just mentions. Yeah. Also I would call him the bad one. I just call him maybe the why are you here one. [00:50:18] Speaker A: The why Chris. [00:50:19] Speaker C: Just Chris. I will point out since we briefly touched on it, Necro Butcher has got a leg WWE Legacy Con contract for some goddamn reason. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Because Nick Khan's like crazy death match mark. [00:50:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I think he is. I mean I think he just wants it for 2022. 22, 2027. The wrestling game. [00:50:49] Speaker B: The. Oh, I. I get. [00:50:52] Speaker A: I mean, you just make Necro Butcher. You just need a hairy dude in jeans. God. Create a wrestler. Was like, whatever. [00:51:05] Speaker C: That bro is still. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Just kidding. [00:51:09] Speaker A: I can't believe he's still wrestling. Let's just. We don't need to talk about Neca Okada. He's at the. At the. At like the Triomphe. And he says something in French. Yeah, that's right. [00:51:21] Speaker C: Would you. Would you like me to translate that for you? [00:51:24] Speaker B: Oh, I know enough to know it involves [00:51:29] Speaker C: he. The. The Paris is a very ugly city and that Parisians are even uglier. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, okay. I think it's like even people who would agree with that. [00:51:40] Speaker C: I probably. [00:51:44] Speaker B: It. Yeah, [00:51:48] Speaker A: yeah. He wants to call. He wants. After he beats Osprey tonight, they're going to change it to the Lark Duocot D. I don't know how French works with Japanese. And Osprey will say au revoir to his title and the Rainmaker will be the world champion. Yay. All right. I like. [00:52:07] Speaker C: Sure, sure. But I mean, [00:52:12] Speaker A: actually, no, I misspoke. It's not that they would have to rename the arc. They would have to build a second one for him. [00:52:19] Speaker C: Yes. Which is even better, honestly. [00:52:22] Speaker A: Yeah, that's really better. It may probably make it bigger. [00:52:27] Speaker C: They should. [00:52:27] Speaker A: They should. They totally should. All right, next match, Death Riders Jon Moxley and Gabe Kidd versus the Don Callis family, Mark Davis and Jake Doyle. So, yes, Doyle and Davis are back together. [00:52:41] Speaker C: Yes, very. [00:52:42] Speaker A: I was happy to see them back together since they, like were almost a tag team for two weeks before Doyle got hurt. [00:52:49] Speaker C: Yeah, the double Ds. I mean, it's. And it's kind of us. I mean, it's a smart pairing. You don't have a big. A big guy. Little guy, but they're both brick houses and are shockingly fast. [00:53:04] Speaker A: Yep, they're both really good. Yeah, they're both very agile. So this was the first non tribute show Death Riders entrance and they are still keeping Pac's empty chair, which I am assuming is going to be a thing for them. Yes, probably at least until the end of the year. But like. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that was future. [00:53:26] Speaker A: That got me. [00:53:28] Speaker B: That got me. Oh, God, their faces now. Yeah, I don't think it's any which way around that. And also like, Gabe Kidd is like full Death Rider, it feels like. And like, I hate to say it, I like him now. [00:53:50] Speaker A: So I'm I'm actually gonna. I will. I will say this. And because this is because of how he wrestled at the tribute show tonight. And then I. When I thought about it more from how he wrestled Omega at the Tokyo Dome. Gabe. Kid works better as a baby face. He's got that scrappy. [00:54:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:11] Speaker A: Eddie Kingston energy in a way where he's like, yeah, that's what. Emotional. He flies off the handle. But, like, he. He's very passionate about what he's doing. [00:54:22] Speaker B: Yeah, no, because he headbutted the turnbuckles, and I didn't want to pick him up by his underwear and, like, wedgie him and sit him in the car. [00:54:31] Speaker C: I do. [00:54:36] Speaker B: Fair enough. But instead, I was like, oh, no. He's doing, like, a Mick Foley pull your hair out. You know, like, sort of thing. And I was like, oh, that's endearing. [00:54:44] Speaker C: Pulling your hair doesn't give you cte. So sorry. Please. I get what you're saying. [00:54:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:50] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what I mean? So, like. Yeah. But, yeah, it's just like, no, as soon as you switch, you know, flip that switch. I was like, ah, I get it now. Okay. He's still getting. He's still kindergarten weddy, but the. That. That. But now he's the kindergarten wedding death lighter. Now he's a death lighter. [00:55:09] Speaker A: Yeah, he's still scamper. Well, he's. Apparently, they have joint custody, which is what they said. Yes. Like, Nigel said, like, joint custody with the dogs as, like, dual citizenship. Oh, yeah. [00:55:23] Speaker B: Holy hampter. [00:55:25] Speaker A: God. [00:55:26] Speaker C: Yeah, but he's. Yeah, he does the scampering. [00:55:29] Speaker A: Yeah, he still scampers. Like, that's. I like, again, like, this is probably just me enjoying him more as a face, but, like, yeah. [00:55:37] Speaker C: Is. [00:55:37] Speaker A: Is him scampering really that weird in the grand scheme of pro wrestling? [00:55:41] Speaker B: Like, no, no, no, it's not. It's just weird when he does it. [00:55:46] Speaker C: Thank you. It's interesting because my friend Megan brought this up because it's the. It's the HR Meme all over again. Leo Rush. Scampering. How sweet. What the. Are you doing, dude? [00:56:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:56:05] Speaker B: Mox, come get your guy. [00:56:08] Speaker C: You need to pick your boy up. [00:56:11] Speaker A: Get your man. [00:56:12] Speaker B: All very uncomfortable. Yeah, he's making us all very uncomfortable. [00:56:18] Speaker C: He's killing the vibe, bro. [00:56:20] Speaker B: I found your temperature. He's going, I'm a death wife. [00:56:24] Speaker A: He's like, what's the temperature? [00:56:31] Speaker C: Your boy's bringing the temp down, bro. [00:56:33] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't like the temp right now. Box I got. [00:56:39] Speaker A: Nigel claims that Jon Moxley has Never had a baguette in his life, and that's probably not true. [00:56:47] Speaker B: I feel, I think definitely seen one up close. [00:56:51] Speaker C: I. I think canonically in this show, he's had a couple of baguettes. [00:56:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he would have had a baguette. I think Renee would have made a baguette or they would have been like 20 [00:57:05] Speaker C: and she got this cheese considered. [00:57:07] Speaker B: We should, like, go out sometime and, like, pick up a bagot, you know? [00:57:13] Speaker C: Wait, we just got. What do you mean? We got uterine Utah in the back. [00:57:19] Speaker B: We have a baguette at home, and it's just weird. [00:57:22] Speaker A: At home. A collection of French bed bread is called the bagot. If you bundle it together. [00:57:39] Speaker C: A bundle of baguettes. [00:57:42] Speaker B: I'm sorry, I'm just gonna keep finding new slurs anyways. [00:57:48] Speaker A: A bagot. Oh, my God. I don't know what to say about this match. I just really enjoyed it. It was like Kid and Davis starting out, throwing bombs at each other, and then Doyle just comes in and they have to like, double team. Kid, [00:58:05] Speaker C: he's got that sliding lariat. Oh, that's Mox and Doyle. [00:58:08] Speaker A: Sorry, Mox and. Yeah, Max comes in with Doyle and they. They had that match on collision. That was really nice. They just keep doing with that with the chokes and all that. I'll give Gabe this. He throws good. Lariats. He. He knocks Doyle down. Davis. Davis comes in, flies in with an elbow, takes him out. Mox tries a baby face, suicidal on the floor, and Davis just catches him and murders him. [00:58:33] Speaker B: Jesus. [00:58:34] Speaker A: Nigel falls out of his chair during the baby face suicide of Spot. And Excalibur proceeds to laugh for like a full minute at him. [00:58:43] Speaker C: He's falling out of his. [00:58:47] Speaker B: That's awesome, Nigel. [00:58:49] Speaker A: Matthew isolated it for Botchamania and it's very funny. [00:58:57] Speaker B: I miss that. Thank you for your service, Matthew. [00:59:01] Speaker C: Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Incredible. [00:59:04] Speaker B: Oh, amazing. [00:59:07] Speaker A: Was this where they did the crowd. The crowd circle? [00:59:10] Speaker C: No, I think it was after the show. [00:59:13] Speaker A: Oh, me? Oh, yeah. Actually, no, I think it did. It was after the show. But yeah, like, they, they. They go out on the. At the ringside and Marina's with them and they do like their little. Their circle huddle as they go to commercial. [00:59:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:59:26] Speaker A: Crowd gives a nice on Callous Chan even though he's not there, [00:59:32] Speaker C: which is great. [00:59:38] Speaker B: How do you say ice too? In France, they had. They probably don't care. [00:59:42] Speaker A: Yeah, they didn't. I know that it's probably. It'd probably be like, [00:59:51] Speaker B: Listen, also, we hate immigrants as well. Yeah, [01:00:00] Speaker A: There he's. I know, I know. There's like the student protest going on over there and everybody hates. [01:00:05] Speaker C: Yeah, there's a bunch of. I was like, oh, look, cops being cops, no matter where they are. [01:00:14] Speaker A: 12. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm hearing nothing wrong. Cats are beautiful. [01:00:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Let's see. They. Was it. Yep. So commercial heat for Davis and Doyle and they come back. Mox has the bully choke on Doyle again. He fights off and gets another Larry from Davis. It's kind of like Davis is like really hammering on Mox in this whole thing. They go, yeah, he wants to close your eyes. Count the he gets. Counters it with a cutter. Tags in Kid who just starts like tossing everywhere. Kid knocks him off with the comebacker lariat and a brain buster. Doyle makes a save on the pinfall box. Chokes Doyle out of the ring. Kid takes a knee pad down, hits a big knee pile driver. Gets blocked. Davis hits like this nasty backdrop driver to Kid who like, strong style, just stands up from it. But then close your eyes, count the. And that is the end of it. Davis and Doyle get the win. [01:01:21] Speaker C: Yeah, that was good for them. [01:01:23] Speaker B: That was. Yeah, [01:01:26] Speaker C: Yeah. I was actually quite shocked by that. The. The devil on Gabe kids knee was super cool. And I saw it and I was like, oh, my God, that must have hurt like a. [01:01:41] Speaker A: I. I think he's got. He's got the New Japan Lions somewhere. But he might have. That might. That might have been covered up with the knee. I forget. I feel like he has a New Japan line at one point. But I. I will have to look up. Look that up. [01:01:56] Speaker C: Nude pictures of Gabe. [01:01:58] Speaker B: Nude pictures of Gabe. Damn it. God damn it. [01:02:06] Speaker C: Did you see all the skin he's tattoos? [01:02:11] Speaker B: That's. [01:02:12] Speaker A: That's me foreskin. [01:02:17] Speaker C: He just pulls it back and there's the New Japan lion. [01:02:25] Speaker A: It's a very special place on the inside of the foreskin. [01:02:31] Speaker B: We're never allowed to take a week off again. [01:02:35] Speaker A: No. This is getting silly. [01:02:37] Speaker C: Body horror. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Wow. [01:02:39] Speaker B: Wow. [01:02:40] Speaker A: That is body horror, right? That's. Yeah. Again, Gabe. Kid good as a face. Who knew? [01:02:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:56] Speaker A: So Excalibur takes that moment to announce that John Moxley will defend the continental title versus Mark Davis at Russell Dream. Which is cool. Hell yeah. And then we get a video package for Chris Jericho versus Nick Wayne at collision. [01:03:12] Speaker C: Nick Wayne. [01:03:14] Speaker A: I hate to say it, but Nick Wayne actually did a good promo here. Incredible. [01:03:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:21] Speaker A: Like, it was like an actual promo about stuff and not puka shell necklaces. Unfortunately, the feud itself is absolute cheeks. [01:03:33] Speaker B: Pure, pure cheeks. [01:03:38] Speaker A: Grade A. Made These cheeks in a lab, they're 98 pure cheeks. [01:03:47] Speaker C: Your crystal blue cheeks. [01:03:51] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Yo, Mr. White, this is crystal. Crystal cheeks. [01:03:58] Speaker C: Crystal cheeks. [01:03:59] Speaker A: Crystal cheeks. [01:04:01] Speaker B: Are you talking about Jesse? What the fuck are you talking about? [01:04:06] Speaker A: So it's his cheeks punching my thigh because I'm laughing so hard. Speaking of cheeks. [01:04:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Kyle's still wearing his pock arm bomb. [01:04:31] Speaker A: Yes, he did. [01:04:32] Speaker B: He is. [01:04:32] Speaker A: Kyle's a good boy. [01:04:33] Speaker B: Damn right. Kyle is Kyle. Call me by my full name. Fletcher. [01:04:40] Speaker C: By gone flasher. I. Hilariously, there was a moment where he was in the ring, like a couple of dynamites or collisions back or no dynamites. And he was like, say my full name. And the crowd didn't know what to say. It was just this loud push of noise. I was like, it's Kyle, by God. Fletcher. Sorry, I just. [01:05:09] Speaker A: Beautiful. [01:05:12] Speaker B: Yes. I really. Again, I can't wait for that egg to crack. She's gonna be. [01:05:17] Speaker C: No. So I will. This is my only time. I will push back because I like the idea of. Of a masculine man covering himself in flowers and glitter. [01:05:26] Speaker B: I do. I do. No, I say that because I do love those. I say it and just. I do love those things. It's really the tiara for me. [01:05:35] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:05:36] Speaker B: It's understandable. It's like all of it. Like, when he was doing the pink, it wasn't the pink. It wasn't the pink that made me go, oh, it's the tierra. Okay. It's not even the tiara the first time. It's the tiara stain. Okay? That's what's giving me the eggy vibes. It was nothing else. It's just. It's the fact that. Look, okay, look, I. Look, once you put one on the first time. What? Like, as a. As an eggy. You put that tear out the. On the first time. You don't want to take it off all of a sudden. You understand? Like. Okay, I'm just saying. So, like, that's. It's not the pink. The flowers. [01:06:18] Speaker A: That's. [01:06:19] Speaker B: That's wonderful. Pure, good masculinity. The tiara has me looking at you funny, girl. [01:06:25] Speaker C: No, and I mean the. And I mean, like, even if this does happen, even if the crack happens, you know, we still have all this time where in which he sets this standard, which I will treasure because he needs. Yeah. [01:06:38] Speaker B: After. You are taking this so much more seriously than I am. And I love that. I love that for you. [01:06:45] Speaker C: I shared a commentary table with. With Pitran heart. [01:06:49] Speaker B: So, yeah, we have pit trans tart. [01:06:54] Speaker C: So I. Yeah, yeah. Got my. I've got my. [01:06:58] Speaker A: This is a much more interesting conversation than talking about this match, which I don't really want to talk about. [01:07:02] Speaker C: This is 100 correct. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Like, I don't even. [01:07:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:05] Speaker A: I have no idea. Yeah, Kyle was fantastic. I love Kyle Fletcher. He's beautiful. [01:07:11] Speaker B: Yeah. One of my favorites. [01:07:13] Speaker A: He did a great job in this match. Unfortunately, it was the Darby Allen special says TNT title match, Darby Allen defending versus Kyle Fletcher. [01:07:26] Speaker B: Some stuff happened. There was a big, unnecessarily stupid spot. [01:07:30] Speaker A: There was a couple of them. Yeah, yeah, that's. [01:07:36] Speaker B: We're. We're good. [01:07:38] Speaker A: Like, I've seen this match over and over again just with different people in Kyle's spot. And for whatever reason, this just, like, really set me. It ticked me off and, like, I was just, like, heated about it. Like, I. I don't know what it is. Like, there wasn't even, like, a lot of dumb, mediocre. Yeah, there wasn't even, like, any, like, really cool dumb spots. Like, he did the extra flip on the backdrop onto the table, which, yeah, I, like, kind of looked cool, but, like. Yeah, I don't care. Like, he did the coffin drop onto the apron to nothing and he took, like, all this really good looking offense from Fletcher and kicked out of all of it. And. [01:08:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Including that exposed turn bus. Turnbuckle. Like, are you kidding me? The brain buster on the turnbuckle. Are you. And you're just like. Like, kick it too. [01:08:34] Speaker B: Yeah. You don't. [01:08:35] Speaker A: Absolutely no one should kick out of that move. That is one of those moves that nobody should kick out of. [01:08:43] Speaker B: Like, that's literally his. That's lit. You know that. That's literally Kyle Fletcher's, like, one winged angel. Like, that's Kyle Fletcher's. I use this when I need to send you to the hospital. Like, sort of deal. [01:08:58] Speaker A: Even. Even, like, when El Generico was using it back in the day, like, that was the only way you survive it is if you fall out of the ring. [01:09:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:08] Speaker A: And even then it's like. And like, that's kind of what happened with Darby. But, like, I don't, Like, I didn't. Like, I didn't like, humble to cut to blade. [01:09:17] Speaker C: Like, that's. That's how he. That's how it worked. I mean, [01:09:22] Speaker B: we had a. I mean, I'm trying to think of anything else from this match worth touching on. Je suis table. Like, the French table. [01:09:32] Speaker A: That was. That. That was just. That wasn't even. Just like, you know, we're going through the table that was like going over the table. [01:09:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was Darby doing the spot shitty, I think, because. No, he's done it before. [01:09:48] Speaker A: That was. That was how it was supposed to happen. Like, I'm. I'm positive they were supposed to go over the table like that. [01:09:55] Speaker B: In which case it's just stupid and I don't like it. [01:09:58] Speaker C: Yeah, like, great mission UKO by Kyle. [01:10:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:10:06] Speaker C: Like, three trust falls in a pin. This is like that in Hidden Blade with me, where I'm just like, stop. Literally anything else. This is not impressive. [01:10:21] Speaker B: Just doing it over and over and over and over and over and over. Yeah, no, I'm done. Anyways, moving on. Next match. [01:10:29] Speaker C: You want to go? You wanna. You wanna go? [01:10:31] Speaker A: No, no, I got one more thing. I got one more thing to say because I went off about this. [01:10:34] Speaker B: All right. [01:10:34] Speaker A: On Blue sky because I was pissed when I watched it and I'm sick of the Darby match. He needs to have another match. This is the only match he does. Stop telling me he's good at selling. I don't think he's good at selling anymore. I think he's good at bumps off. [01:10:48] Speaker C: Yes. [01:10:48] Speaker A: I'm done. I'm like, I'm. I'm just so sick of his one single match. You can tell me he's had the best matches of the entire year. You can tell me he's the best world champion of the year. I don't believe you. You're lying. [01:11:00] Speaker C: Same thing. [01:11:02] Speaker A: I'm just like, I'm. I'm. I'm so tired of the guy. Like, go climb a mountain. [01:11:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Go do it again. Go try one more time and just, you know, not make it back. Yeah. [01:11:13] Speaker C: Have you ever considered experiencing the Marianas Trench? The Congo river basin? [01:11:19] Speaker B: Have you? You should go check out. [01:11:25] Speaker A: Go. How about Maal, Talk to some pants. [01:11:35] Speaker B: The D&DNR stands for Diet Lof. Yeah. [01:11:43] Speaker A: I dot Law for sustain, not law for substitute. There we go. All right. I feel. I. I don't feel as upset anymore. Thank you, young bucks. The young bucks and the dogs are going to wrestle for the tag team titles somewhere. [01:12:06] Speaker C: Night 2 of EW Grand Slam France this Saturday at France. [01:12:12] Speaker A: Cool. Aw. Women's World Championship. Mercedes Monet defending versus Queen Aminata. [01:12:20] Speaker C: Six six, six, six. [01:12:22] Speaker A: Aminata is wearing a cunt as face mask. Like beautiful. [01:12:28] Speaker B: No, no, Monet. [01:12:29] Speaker A: Totally. Huh? [01:12:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Monet. You mean you said Abanada. [01:12:35] Speaker A: Oh, I thought I said Mercedes. Mercedes. Well, whatever that mask was, I loved it. Beautiful. [01:12:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:44] Speaker A: Also serving. Just straight up serving. [01:12:48] Speaker C: Oh, may I? May I Bring up an interesting factoid that I learned because she spent most of her young life in France, speaks French, went to law school in French and for French, and is qualified to practice law in France. [01:13:05] Speaker B: Yes. [01:13:06] Speaker A: Franchise. [01:13:07] Speaker C: Just incredible. I just. [01:13:10] Speaker B: Aminata continues to just wean. [01:13:15] Speaker C: Smart, athletic, just. Oh, beautiful. Total package. Sorry, I. I just had to stand. I just had to stand. [01:13:25] Speaker A: This match ruled. I love this match. [01:13:28] Speaker C: Sure. Sure. [01:13:29] Speaker B: Did they. [01:13:30] Speaker A: They actually made the chocolate kisses like a threatening move in this match. Because. [01:13:36] Speaker B: Because. That's so. But yeah, when you think about it, that's some, like, hell of a work. Like how. Like, that's some work. Guys like that. That's. [01:13:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, they got it. She hit it. She hit it. And like, that was a big deal, but, like, they got it out of the way early, which I thought was nice. [01:13:59] Speaker C: Yeah, she told. She tore off Monet's barrette beret. Tears it off. Monet's also wearing feathers which get. Get everywhere. [01:14:13] Speaker A: Everywhere. Yes. Fantastic. No, I. I actually like the. The chocolate kisses spot because, like, they did it and commentary is like, oh, man, that was devastating. And then Aminata just, like, PK kicks her in the fucking face. Yeah, well, yeah, that was probably worse. That was probably worse. [01:14:33] Speaker C: Nearly kicks her clean out of their ring. [01:14:35] Speaker A: Is good. [01:14:36] Speaker C: What was that. What was the match? Was it with. Was it with Jack Perry where he get. Where the opponent gets thrown, like, six feet? Sorry, I. Oh, I forget where that spot was. Sorry. Please continue. [01:14:53] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't remember. I just watched this like, an hour ago. [01:14:57] Speaker C: Yeah, maybe I'm thinking of another match or card completely. I apologize. Sorry. No, you're muted. Ella. Not Ella. Erica. [01:15:07] Speaker A: Hello. [01:15:08] Speaker C: E. Names. There we go. [01:15:11] Speaker A: All right, so, yeah, they. She goes for Aminata. What's off with her head right afterwards. Then Mercedes gets a dragon Screw. Going to commercial break. Commercial heat. Nigel talks about the French Revolution, which Excalibur points out is very topical. And speaking of the revolution, again, shout out to the student protesters, unless you're. Oh, yeah, which case you. I think they're. I think they're being cool. [01:15:41] Speaker C: Yeah, they want. [01:15:42] Speaker B: They want. [01:15:44] Speaker C: They want education. [01:15:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sure. Well, yeah, I'm sure they're all cool. Come back from break. Aminata comes back with a headbutt. Oh, I'm gonna point out again, dueling chance for both women in this. Yeah, Paris is just, like, happy to have wrestling. [01:16:04] Speaker C: It was a little surprised, but the crowds fire. I mean, this is also the first. First show. [01:16:10] Speaker A: And yeah, [01:16:13] Speaker B: they were the other company in France and The, in the. The crowd was pretty wild. But that's not real. That's not real. [01:16:22] Speaker A: That's not real. That's fake. Yeah, like they were, they were super into Amanata. Like they really were giving her like the hometown girl treatment. [01:16:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:16:31] Speaker A: Which love that. Yeah. They come back from commercial and Aminata gets a headbutt for a near fall and then she starts to rally. A Mercedes tries for the three amigos, but Amanama blocks the third one, hits a swinging neck breaker, misses with the Meteora. Aminata hits like a nasty face wash in the corner. And then a double foot stomp for two money makers countered into a croit's wrath from Aminata. Like, Jesus Christ. [01:17:03] Speaker B: It was so goddamn good. [01:17:08] Speaker A: Good G O O D. It was. Oh wait, in France it was Bon. [01:17:19] Speaker C: France. What is it? Trey, mon ami very friend. [01:17:30] Speaker A: Very my friend Trey. Bone Very good. [01:17:34] Speaker B: You know what I mean? Yeah, [01:17:38] Speaker A: Bone. All right. Ami. [01:17:44] Speaker C: That's right. [01:17:45] Speaker A: Mercedes goes to the floor. They do some stuff with a chair where Mercedes like, that's up Aminata. Aminata like drop toe holder into it and then hits like this. Oh, really nasty drop kick from the apron to the floor on while she's in the chair. It looked awesome. They slide her in. Yeah, I'm just like this rules. They, they get back in the ring. Monet gets a lung blower and then the money maker and moneymaker ends it. And Mercedes retains. Really good match. I want to see more from Aminata please. I want to please push the out [01:18:25] Speaker C: of her, please also like make her a contender for this belt again or any gold because she, she can bring it and she deserves it. And I, I would love to see this match. A match, like match again. Honestly, you know, when the Monet's ready to give up the belt or when [01:18:46] Speaker A: she's got to lose it, they, they should seriously keep bringing Aminata back. Kind of like how Statlander kept challenging Mercedes. Like she doesn't need to win but like every time she did it, like it elevated her. Do that again with Aminata. It'll like sometimes like you just wrestling a high quality opponent helps make somebody look better. [01:19:11] Speaker C: And like even in the. Yeah, it's wild because they both come out looking or not wild, but they both come out looking fantastic. Like they just put it all in there and. [01:19:24] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no, it was really good. Like they're. I don't know. There was a. It's one of those things where it's like the whole time I, I was kind of watching it. Like, okay, is Mercedes gonna get Another one on my Match of the Year list because she's currently Mercedes. Currently Mercedes. Monet is where Kyle Fletcher was for my list last year, where he's just like, every time he's got any decently big size match, he just keeps throwing them on there. And. And she's got at least two. And I was just. You could do it again. But there's a couple spots I was like, [01:20:04] Speaker A: it was really good. [01:20:05] Speaker B: It really good. But it didn't have that big match [01:20:10] Speaker A: feel, you know, because it didn't have the drama. I don't think anybody thought was winning, which is unfortunate because she's really good. [01:20:17] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I was missing. It was missing. Missing the drama. [01:20:21] Speaker C: It's so funny because if you look at the lineup for the card, everyone on the left side of the card except for the Death Riders, like, loses, not dies. [01:20:33] Speaker B: Loses. Everybody. [01:20:42] Speaker A: Unfortunately, we lost kyle. That's very kyle. [01:20:46] Speaker C: Dad. Okada. [01:20:56] Speaker A: That's not bon. [01:21:05] Speaker B: Jesus christ. We're. [01:21:11] Speaker A: Yeah. After the. [01:21:13] Speaker C: Ella. [01:21:14] Speaker A: Oh. [01:21:14] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. Go ahead. [01:21:16] Speaker A: No, please. No. No, because you're. [01:21:18] Speaker C: No, because you are. Well, she's right after you. But what happens first? She's in your walls. No. So I was just talking about the video. You're safe here. You're safe here. Ella. You're with me now. I made you this whole. It's your Christmas. [01:21:47] Speaker A: I mean, if you want to. [01:21:48] Speaker C: No. [01:21:48] Speaker A: You mentioned Rita's water. I saw the other side. It's gonna be a chicken restaurant. [01:21:57] Speaker C: You mentioned a video package with the new level in Swerve where Ludu level was like, bro, quit your. Like you're tripping. Yeah. So you were correct. It happens after Technical comes out. [01:22:10] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:22:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:22:11] Speaker B: All right. [01:22:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Techa comes out and she lays out Mercedes and swings her big dick and balls spel belt at her stolen Valor wings. It like Tekla. Yeah, it is a little bit of Swollen Valor, but like, I am fine with her giving her a pass. Yeah, she can have her balls. [01:22:30] Speaker C: That's cool. [01:22:32] Speaker A: She's pretty cool. Okay. [01:22:34] Speaker B: I don't think Mercedes should get to have balls. [01:22:36] Speaker A: I think everyone should have balls. Actually. No. Balls suck, [01:22:43] Speaker B: actually, because I noticed. What if we didn't? [01:22:47] Speaker A: I just said maybe they suck. We don't. Not everyone needs balls. I don't. I'm. I'm not. [01:22:51] Speaker B: Everyone taking it back. [01:22:58] Speaker A: And then we had the video package for Hangman and Brodido versus Swerve. A new level. And it's going to be a 2 out of 3 falls match for the Trios titles at Wrestle Dream. I expect that is going to be where everybody breaks up and they're like, we are sick of you fighting boyfriends. Just please have sex and leave us alone. Like, please get over it. [01:23:22] Speaker C: You know, please do something. Please find something. [01:23:27] Speaker A: Please get this done. [01:23:29] Speaker B: Yeah, just. Hey, get over with. [01:23:31] Speaker A: I mean and get it over with. [01:23:34] Speaker B: If you could at least make out a little angry in the ring Forest, that'd be nice. But you don't have to talk in the ring. That's. [01:23:41] Speaker C: I don't know how to quit. I mean, Adam Page, that would probably [01:23:45] Speaker A: be more than a swear jar if they had sex in the ring. Like I don't even. I don't know what's the fine for lives review, brother. Too much of a. To get out, like have like heterosexual sex, like actual happen in the ring. [01:24:02] Speaker C: He got real close. [01:24:03] Speaker A: He got super close with that live sex celebration. But like he was too much of a. To do it. [01:24:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. God. Jesus. I don't want to think about it. That there should be. There should be a jar and they can. Hey, they can pay the fine to have gay sex in the middle of the ring. [01:24:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:24:29] Speaker B: And just like it doesn't look, it doesn't happen every show. Okay. But it adds an element of. Of success. [01:24:40] Speaker A: The jars should just be prominent and like they should leave the dollar bill inside of it. So you know, it's happened. So yeah, it's like it's. There's a non zero chance that two men will get in the ring and have sex on tv. [01:24:57] Speaker B: The face to face and the crowd starts yelling kiss. It adds a whole new element because it might happen and it might actually. [01:25:08] Speaker C: You never know. [01:25:10] Speaker B: It's right there. There's a dollar hanging out of it. It's happened before. [01:25:15] Speaker A: They have the future that Obama wanted. [01:25:19] Speaker C: You know what? He was so real for that. The only real thing Obama ever did. [01:25:27] Speaker B: He drove bonded that dream to oblivion. But [01:25:33] Speaker C: sure, it was a wedding, but it was a heterosexual wedding. And really isn't that like a step up? [01:25:39] Speaker B: We could have had the World Wrestling Foundation. Damn it. [01:25:46] Speaker A: We could have. Okay, sure. [01:25:48] Speaker C: Yes. [01:25:58] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. Aw. Men's World Championship Will Ospreay versus Kazuchiko Kata Again the big story of the match. [01:26:08] Speaker C: This match flies. [01:26:12] Speaker A: I love this. [01:26:12] Speaker C: Sorry. This was a great match. [01:26:15] Speaker B: It was really good. Match was fantastic. There was so much good in here. [01:26:20] Speaker A: As much as I will give Osprey, him and Okada have always had really good chemistry. So. [01:26:27] Speaker B: Yeah. And they douche. They. They do. The. The one spot that really called to me like higher than anything is like at one point, Okada goes for a drop kick and, and Osprey like turns it mid air into like a Liger bomb pinning combo. [01:26:46] Speaker A: Oh, God. Yeah. [01:26:48] Speaker B: What the are you doing? Like, what the the was that? Like, you don't do that. [01:26:54] Speaker C: You. [01:26:54] Speaker B: What the was that? [01:26:56] Speaker A: I don't even know how you do that. That was nuts. [01:26:59] Speaker B: Yeah. How do they even realize they can do that? Like, you know, like, what the. [01:27:04] Speaker A: Probably like how like a bird learns they can fly or something. I don't know. Yeah, I can just do that. I can just do that. [01:27:10] Speaker C: Now, I, I will point out that once again we're going into a main event match. And I mean, this isn't as egregious as like pay per views and all in, but like, you have made Will Ospreay a focal point of Clockwork Carnage. So at what point do you think the crowd is gonna believe that Okada's taking the belt from him? I mean, a commentary is just like, oh, well, it was Will, but it could be Okada. And I was like, boys, they tried, [01:27:42] Speaker A: but like, nobody thought it was gonna happen. [01:27:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, that's also kind of the problem I have with this match too is like, as much as I would love it, I don't think they're, they're gonna, I don't think they're gonna take a the belt off Osprey at R Dream. I don't. [01:27:56] Speaker A: I've gota. I've gotta think that part of the problem was they didn't, they weren't able to properly build this match because, you know, we had Osprey made. Osprey made the challenge and then they basically lost a week because of the tribute show. And like, I say that like, they lo. Oh, they like. Yeah, it was just like, unfortunate circumstances. [01:28:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:24] Speaker A: Which is why, like, a lot of people are giving them a pass on the build for Wrestle Dream because there's. They, they lost a whole week and like, nobody's going to be like, you need to build that pay per view. Sorry that your friend is gone, but. [01:28:37] Speaker B: Oh, and your other friend is also gone and your friend also has got terminal illness. Like, like, that's just it. Like, I'm kind of like, this, this, this pay per view could suck complete through a straw. And it's just gonna be like, that's fine, honeys. You get the, you get it next time. You know, like, like, you know, like you guys are gonna like, like, I'm just. Oh my God. [01:29:01] Speaker A: You know, like, I actually feel like people are more excited for Wrestle Dream because It feels like they are. [01:29:11] Speaker C: Who. [01:29:11] Speaker A: Who keeps saying. I think it's like Cat and MJ and Sarah. I'll keep saying it, but, like, it feels like a party show. Like, they're doing party matches. It's just like, let's just have fun. Like, let's not worry about it too much. It's like, it's just gonna be a fun show and it seems. [01:29:25] Speaker C: You know what? Yeah. Why not? Like, after, especially. I don't. I. You know, you can't plan this, obviously. Obviously. But, like, especially after the last couple of weeks, like. Oh, like, there. You know, there's. Not. To go back on an episode that we'd never covered, but that Orange Cassidy and Mox match much. [01:29:47] Speaker B: Oh, God. Oh, God. [01:29:49] Speaker C: Because. All right. Because there was laughter in it, and I think that's really important. I think that's really important. [01:29:57] Speaker B: I just. I. Okay, you mentioned it, so I got it. I know it's not. [01:30:00] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:30:01] Speaker B: No, I gotta talk about this. When I realized Mox was fighting oci, that's when I broke the first time. Because, like, Paco C is why I'm a. AW fan. [01:30:18] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Yeah. [01:30:19] Speaker B: Like, that's. That's why I'm an AW fan. It's why I'm a big OC fan. So to see park, the head of Pox Dojo, basically fight his greatest singles enemy in the company and end the feud and. And, like, put a bookend on the. On the arc that made me a fan of this shit again is. Was really something. Sorry. I thought I'd get all the way through this without crying about it, but, like, that. [01:30:49] Speaker C: No apologies. [01:30:50] Speaker B: No, that really me up. And it was. And it was everything I could have hoped for. And it was also, you know, a rivalry in and of itself. Just to get to see Moxosi is. Is always unreal. [01:31:08] Speaker C: It's so. Just incredible. Artists working together, just so. [01:31:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:13] Speaker B: And just thank you, everyone involved in that, for making that happen. [01:31:18] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:31:18] Speaker A: Yeah. It was a really nice show. [01:31:20] Speaker C: 10 out of 10. [01:31:21] Speaker A: I enjoyed it. I can't say that I blame us for not covering it, because I think we all need that break, and I also think that our particular brand of podcasting might not fit that tone of show. [01:31:36] Speaker C: No. So, I mean, I. Yeah, I think that's a really good point that I didn't think about previously, but you're right. I mean, like, we would have been. We would have been good about it, but. Yeah. [01:31:46] Speaker A: Oh, yes, I would have. I would have felt weird talking about it too much. [01:31:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [01:31:52] Speaker A: But. [01:31:52] Speaker C: And there Are so there are people that are more eloquent and have, you know. Yeah. [01:31:57] Speaker A: So, yeah, I think that all the people with the good words have had to. The good words to say about it. [01:32:04] Speaker C: Yes. [01:32:05] Speaker A: I'll wait till Ella puts her headphones back on so I can say this next line, because this line's kind of funny. Paris was super into Osprey. I haven't seen Paris that happy to see an Englishman since 1944. Got her. I got her. I got her. [01:32:27] Speaker C: The historical body encrypted podcast. [01:32:32] Speaker B: I. I saw where you were going from a mile away, and I was like, yes, you know me so good. Oh, my God, thank you. [01:32:44] Speaker A: I'm glad that I Hampter can affirm. I was like. He's like, all right, we're just waiting for Albert. Headphones back on. And, [01:32:56] Speaker C: You know, you got it. You got it. [01:32:58] Speaker A: I got it, I got it, I got it. I have timing sometimes. [01:33:02] Speaker B: I'm editing this whole month. I'm gonna weave all of that in. [01:33:09] Speaker A: God, yeah. So, yeah, they do some grapple. Yeah. I. I mean, this match was great. I love this match. It was just like. [01:33:16] Speaker B: It was. [01:33:16] Speaker C: Oh, God, yeah. [01:33:18] Speaker A: Versus Osprey. Like, yeah. All my problems with Osprey aside, like, this was like, him at his actual best. Like, they have very good chemistry. They got to touch on all their past history. [01:33:32] Speaker B: That's literally what I. I. The thought I had, Erica, while watching this was the. The. This match is proof that all of the many, many problems I have with Will Wasp, not a single goddamn one of them has to do with professional wrestling. [01:33:45] Speaker C: Damn right. [01:33:47] Speaker B: Like, Jesus Christ. You know, like, everything. It's everything else. He's so good at this. I hate him for it. Yeah, basically. [01:33:57] Speaker C: So this is the match where I flipped out because Osprey monkey flips Okada across the ring. And I was just like, what the. [01:34:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:34:09] Speaker C: Never seen Okada fly like that before. And he just. [01:34:14] Speaker A: People forget that, like, Okada got his. Has, like, an extensive background in lucha. So, like, he can. He can fly. He can do the flips, he can do the crazy. And, like, it's not. Not just. Not just lucha, but, like, I think he was toan Dragon Gate lineage, so he can. He can. He can go. I enjoyed Don Callis on commentary where he claimed he was a medical expert on all their opponents. And Excalibur just interrupts with keep a violations be damned. And we're back from commercial. [01:34:56] Speaker C: That's so good. I mean, they did, like, Okada did go for Will's neck. He. Will was, you Know, selling it and holding it during the match. So as you should neck. [01:35:09] Speaker A: I. Yeah, no, I. I put like a neck mentioned in my notes because they did. Yeah, he hit that draping dd. This is actually kind of cool because, like Osprey like jumped over the barricade and he was gonna do like something cool and then Osprey or Okada like picked him up like a small child and set him on the barricade and DDT'd him on the floor, which was very nice. [01:35:36] Speaker B: Lovingly. [01:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah, this was. This was kind of just like a playing of their hits from their. Their entire rivalry and I liked it for that. [01:35:44] Speaker B: It was great. Yeah, it really was. Yeah. I have nothing bad to say about this entire match. [01:35:51] Speaker A: I love his. [01:35:53] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:35:54] Speaker A: Oh, he had the John Woo kick. [01:35:55] Speaker C: Oh, John Woo. Oh, so good. He gets the drop kick anti air, which always makes my heart. It just. It's so funny. I love it. [01:36:07] Speaker A: I love it so much. Until the. Until the time Ella mentioned where Osprey just caught him into a liger bomb. It's like, how did you be possible? [01:36:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because it's like mid air. He leaned back at just right, the right time to like grab. [01:36:26] Speaker A: Yeah, it looked like a glitch. [01:36:28] Speaker B: Yeah, look, exactly. It looked like a glitch. It was like, no, that's. No. What? No, no, you can't time that like that. [01:36:36] Speaker A: That's impossible. [01:36:38] Speaker B: All the way off. [01:36:39] Speaker C: Impossible. [01:36:42] Speaker A: So when they get like the. The final. The final bit of this was essentially just like finisher kickouts, but like New Japan style. So like Okada hit the rainmaker and Osprey kicks out of that, which, like almost never happens. Like, usually Okada hits the rain and if he doesn't pin you off the first rainmaker, he hits it a second time. [01:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah, to me, that was. That was in fact. That was in fact, like Osprey's like, no, no, no, no. I kicked out of the one wicked angel. I haven't Biden. I. I have invited the spirit of Kenny Omega. Your your doesn't work on me anymore. Basically. Like, like, it was like, oh, you [01:37:31] Speaker C: have no power here. [01:37:32] Speaker B: Here. Yeah, you have no power here. [01:37:37] Speaker A: It kind of reminds me of. Oh, God, what was it? I remember because it was. This was like 90s all Japan. Like Kobashi beats Stan Hansen the first time and then Hansen never beats him again in a singles match ever again. And it's kind of like that where like Osprey hits that next level and now like Okada owns him in the their rivalry. But he's like, you know, it's better. Osprey now versus Okada. [01:38:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:38:07] Speaker A: Who's no longer the New Japan. AC is the maker. Which then, like, man, I want to see actual Rainmaker Okada back again. [01:38:18] Speaker C: Oh, my God, please. [01:38:19] Speaker A: I. I still got chills thinking about that Tokyo Dome match with Tanahashi where he just like flipped a switch and he was the Rainmaker again. But yeah, they. They basically just like that whole last sequence was like, hidden Blade, counter Rainmaker, counter Stormbreaker, counter Rainmaker, second Rainmaker, third one comes in and it gets countered with a hidden blade. Osprey hits the full Hidden blade and Okada kicked out of that. And then Stormbreaker and then he takes the elbow pad off for the Hidden Blade and that finished it. [01:38:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:38:55] Speaker A: So Osper retains. I don't think anybody thought Okada was going to win, but this match ruled. I would say it's not as good as their C2 final match from a couple years ago. H. Was it the C2. I know they wrestled one another and it. It might have. [01:39:15] Speaker C: I believe that's what they talked about. Yeah. In their past. I think it was. I was I. Oh, yeah, yeah. To 2024. I think Excalibur mentioned. [01:39:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because like the first. First one was Eddie. Second one was Okada, third one who won last year. Mox. So yeah, watch their New Japan matches. Especially the. I think the one where it was Osprey was still junior heavy. It was like. Because they. They would. New Japan would do. I think they still do it. They would do. The Heavyweight Champion wrestles the Junior Heavyweight Champion like a singles match, like not long into the New Year. And Osprey versus Okada happened then and that was a very good match, but it was very different from this because Osprey was still a junior, so. Gotcha. Osprey has his ticket. Punch for Clockwork Carnage. Speedball comes out to celebrate with him and Samoa Joe comes out to stare down Osprey. So Speedball is going to have a qualifying match next week. [01:40:25] Speaker C: Let's go. [01:40:26] Speaker A: Grand Slams continue to be the best AW has to offer for tv. [01:40:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:32] Speaker A: Basically this is a good great show. Minus the Darby match, which pissed me off because it was every single Darby match that's ever existed. Darby at least got Kyle out on it. It had Kyle. Kyle was. Kyle's so wonderful. Yeah, he's so pretty. [01:40:48] Speaker B: Truly. [01:40:49] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. So gorgeous. [01:40:51] Speaker A: And he does that Mission Oka Driver. So pretty. [01:40:53] Speaker B: Oh, you mean the best one. The best one. The best one of those in the Business. [01:40:57] Speaker A: One of those that's not by Taco. Yes. [01:40:59] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. [01:41:03] Speaker C: So Speedball's going up against Lee Morty. [01:41:09] Speaker B: Lee Moriarty. [01:41:17] Speaker A: Lee Moriarty got into it because Moriarty had a good. I haven't seen it, but he had, like, a good match with Kofi. [01:41:26] Speaker B: I saw it. I watched it. It was really good. It was unreal. It was. Yeah, it was another one of those, like, oh, oh, oh, Kingston. [01:41:35] Speaker A: Not in wwe. Wow. [01:41:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, oh, that's right. They're here now. And they really, like. Like, both these guys really have been that good this whole time and just everything they do. Oh, my God. Sorry, go ahead. [01:41:49] Speaker C: One of my favorite aspects, though, is when they go to Twitter, the. Like the. That night or the day after when they're just like, wow, that. That match. Like, thank you for. To Lee. Thank you to Bandito. Like, it's just this really, like, beauty. Just like, oh, this was an excellent match. Like, Tenga style, like, showed me what that was, and I was like, Angus. Yes. Sorry, I've never heard it pronounced or I don't remember. [01:42:27] Speaker A: Things. [01:42:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Tenga is a pocket. It's a little egg that you. They're awesome. [01:42:36] Speaker C: Really great. Y'. All. Y' all need some. Some healing. I don't know what. Y' all just every. Y' all sex people. I don't get it. Everything. [01:42:49] Speaker B: We're blowing the. [01:42:50] Speaker A: I'm point out. I would like to point out hamper as the ace of the podcast. [01:42:57] Speaker C: Always sets. [01:42:58] Speaker A: Literal and figurative. Yes, it's always. You are like, the most. [01:43:02] Speaker B: You are always. Yeah. [01:43:03] Speaker A: Of all of us. But then we say, like, there's a pocket and you're just like, I offended. [01:43:09] Speaker B: I know. That's too much. That's too far. [01:43:12] Speaker C: No, [01:43:18] Speaker B: Literally. It's literally a lit. They're called Tenga eggs, and it's literally a little egg and you crack, like, the plastic egg open and it's a little silicone egg with, like, hole in the bottom that has, like, ridged stuff on the inside, and you fill it with lubrication and you do the dang thing and like, it's a thing that they sell. What? [01:43:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a Japanese thing. Does it. What? [01:43:41] Speaker C: Like. [01:43:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you just start. It's like a one time use only. You throw it out. [01:43:44] Speaker B: Yeah. No, no. Yeah, it's like. [01:43:46] Speaker A: No, you bust. [01:43:47] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:43:50] Speaker C: you. That's the size. [01:43:51] Speaker A: I don't think about it too much. [01:43:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it stretches. [01:43:56] Speaker A: Whatever. [01:43:57] Speaker B: Like. Yeah. [01:43:58] Speaker A: Why are we talking about this? [01:43:59] Speaker B: I don't know. Because. Because of blowing hampter's mind and like, it's our podcast brain cells. [01:44:10] Speaker C: You don't know. [01:44:12] Speaker A: Exactly. You don't want to know. You don't know. [01:44:17] Speaker B: Yeah, mine's doing new and interesting things lately, so, like, you really don't want to know. [01:44:24] Speaker C: They're just there to be funny. I thought. I don't know what's going on. [01:44:28] Speaker A: It's just like a pair of glasses on them, so it looks like a nose. [01:44:33] Speaker C: Kind of a nose. [01:44:34] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:44:35] Speaker C: You can eat peanuts with it. [01:44:36] Speaker A: Yeah. You get tattoos inside the foreskin. That's what they're for. [01:44:39] Speaker B: Yeah, Tattoos. Or for getting hit in. Hit with a football [01:44:47] Speaker A: now. No. I think it's time to end this episode. [01:44:52] Speaker B: Well, Plug something. [01:44:58] Speaker A: For the love of. [01:45:05] Speaker B: God. Damn it. Find Erica's. Give her money. Fight hamper. Give someone on Hampton's page, buddy. [01:45:16] Speaker C: There's so many people in need. Ever help your help. Help the people. Help. Help yourself. Help other people around you. [01:45:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:45:23] Speaker B: Help everyone so they can help people. [01:45:25] Speaker A: Take care of each other. [01:45:26] Speaker B: Take care of yourself and each other. Here. Here's the thing. Tell your friends that you love them. If you love your friends, tell them like. Like. Like. Yeah. No, tell them like I tell my friends are here. They can attest. I tell these I love them all the time. [01:45:43] Speaker C: That's true. [01:45:43] Speaker A: You. And we love you. We love you. Love you, Hamper. [01:45:48] Speaker B: So you should do that. Love you. [01:45:50] Speaker C: Love you. [01:45:52] Speaker B: And. And with all. All of that love, you should also take some of that love to patreon.com. Your love in five dollar for R& help us pay rent. And [01:46:14] Speaker A: so please help me pay right, [01:46:16] Speaker B: to make this stupid. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You won't let people send you money from the Patreon. Shut up. You've, like, I've tried. And you. You can. You give money to the Patreon. Erica, what the. [01:46:28] Speaker A: That's. That is true. Yeah. Yeah. [01:46:30] Speaker B: You can stop. You can stop it anytime. [01:46:34] Speaker A: Well, what if I can't access. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like I can't listen. [01:46:39] Speaker B: How many times do we have to go over this on microphone? You ask me, and I give it to you. [01:46:48] Speaker C: How else will I get the premium content that you find on the Wednesday night fight Patreon? [01:46:56] Speaker B: That makes it. [01:46:57] Speaker C: That's right. [01:46:59] Speaker A: You can pay to hear me get completely trashed and complain about Uncensored 96. [01:47:05] Speaker B: It's an unreal time. [01:47:08] Speaker A: You can pay. You can pay $5. I think you're gonna say the same. [01:47:16] Speaker C: The birth of made Jim Duggan. [01:47:19] Speaker B: Yes. [01:47:22] Speaker A: I was gonna say pay $5. To hear Hampter experience for the first time. Rick Flair, magic of wrestling and Sting tagging together. [01:47:32] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. The original. The original Toxic Yowie. [01:47:40] Speaker C: Somebody, somebody posted on Blue sky, like, what's your first wrestle memory? And I was like, 95 when. When sting in and flare team up and I'm just like, player, help, help. He's reaching for the tag and all of a sudden [01:48:07] Speaker A: I can hear that. I was like, what the? What the? [01:48:10] Speaker C: What the. [01:48:11] Speaker B: What the? Like, that was probably the first time I ever died on the pod because I was just like, watching this happen in real time. Anyway, so, yeah, you can go to patreon.com wnffpod for five. [01:48:23] Speaker C: You want to see my birth video? [01:48:25] Speaker B: You can see the first video after zero. [01:48:28] Speaker A: You can see the embers. [01:48:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. We're like, in this moment, we created a sicko. Things dilated to 10cm and we're giving birth to a hamster. Jesus Christ. If you're still listening, I'm sorry. [01:48:52] Speaker A: Wrap it up. [01:48:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm trying so hard. Go listen to everything. Is wrestling with me and Bug Matrix, talking to people about things that are tangentially wrestling related. Really? We just yap. That's it. Do the things. Find [email protected] on the B Sky and send me money, please. What? For the rent? That's it. Crappy wrestling. [01:49:15] Speaker C: Happy wrestling. Oh, we love you too, listeners. [01:49:21] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Except that one. You know who you are, don't you? [01:49:25] Speaker C: Absolutely know who you are? [01:49:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Are you sure? Hampter, you good? [01:49:47] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's sure. Fine. [01:49:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just checking on you. [01:49:53] Speaker B: Sure. Fine. Oh, yeah. [01:49:56] Speaker A: If you need to circumcise the wang of America, you can definitely use your powers, inshallah. Circumcise the wang of America. [01:50:11] Speaker C: Just the tip. [01:50:12] Speaker A: Guess the tip. I never would have spent any time in college if it wasn't for my horse, so [01:55:49] Speaker B: thank you so much. If it wasn't for that horse, I never would have gone to college. [01:55:55] Speaker A: I never would have spent that year in college if it wasn't for my horse.