Dynallision: Peace Walker

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday, and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed, and lo, did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo, did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Oh, aren't we all? [00:00:58] Speaker A: Holy. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Welcome back to Wednesday night fake fights. Hey, hey, hey. Sorry. Oh, Taylor, what was the cheer. To? Talk about dynamite yet again. Dinolision. It's a long one. Strap in and strap on, folks. Here with me. Speaking of strapping on, Erica, the length. Warren. Hello. [00:01:34] Speaker A: I strapped on my hair. Looks terrible. Holy. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Oh, shut up. You're so pretty. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Shut up, [00:01:41] Speaker B: girl. You're so pretty. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Oh, my God, it's Erica. Erica who? Just to fill everyone in because this might get weird, I am off my HRT this week. I left it at my new apartment, and it's like, a whole week, and I am, like, this close, man. Yeah. [00:02:04] Speaker B: I am one step closer to the edge. [00:02:07] Speaker A: I am about to break lounge version. I don't know. We're gonna get through this. We're gonna get through this. Like, if I didn't. If I didn't kill myself over this dinolision, then damn it. This podcast won't either. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, no, this diet. All right, okay, look, it was tedious, but you're talking about podcasting on menopause. Like, that's rough. So, like. Okay, you know. All right, here we go. You're braver. You're braver than the troops. [00:02:42] Speaker A: Am I cool? [00:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah. I went with. I went with that instead of making a really weird joke about Terry Gross. Anyways, yo. Ah, soy I have the cero. [00:02:54] Speaker A: I got something for that afterwards. Yeah, [00:03:01] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. It's. It's just me. I realized literally two minutes ago that I hadn't thought about an entrance for this. Entrance. I'm running through the back. There's like, the mask is half on. Robe is half off. [00:03:25] Speaker B: That's the answer. Oh, I forgot. [00:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:30] Speaker C: The goose sticking to my foot. There's goo. I don't know. Just goo. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Are trying to, like, pull it off of you and, like, get you settled. Yeah. [00:03:43] Speaker C: Flinged out, flung out into the. [00:03:46] Speaker B: And then you come. It's like the worst Goldberg. It's like the worst Goldberg walk to the ring ever. [00:03:57] Speaker C: Slip on the entrance ramp. And start crying. [00:04:01] Speaker A: Oh, no. Oh, no. [00:04:04] Speaker B: All the pyros pointed the wrong way. So you just fry the front row? Yes. Terrible. Oh, God, it smells awful in here. Holy. [00:04:18] Speaker C: Does it. It's kind of. To me, it's got a certain genesis. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Quoi. [00:04:22] Speaker C: Don't we now have medical technicians and standing around in the back? If you. Who have suffered any. There's like little home monkey clones. They're coming out to pick up and help the charred members of the front row that way. Like, don't worry, everybody. It's televised in the med bay. [00:04:43] Speaker B: Yeah. No. [00:04:45] Speaker C: Oh, not med. The recovery room [00:04:53] Speaker A: where you. The trainer. Trainer's room where you go to have homosexual. [00:04:58] Speaker B: The. The. The local medical facility. [00:05:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, There we go. Oh, man, we're a mess this week. [00:05:12] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. Oh, my God, [00:05:15] Speaker B: this is so. All right, that's fine. You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna let you have that bit of a mess up because even with, you know, you're still killing audience members. But I have to say, I'm not sure how. It doesn't make sense. But we're still breaking even. We haven't pulled a profit, but we're breaking even now. And that's an impre. I don't know what you're doing. [00:05:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm just. I mean, I think. Oh, go ahead. Yeah. [00:05:43] Speaker A: Why. Why do people come to these. [00:05:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. I keep. I don't know. I keep putting out the. The flyer and I'm like, you know, it's not alive. It's not a wrestling show. We put out a wrestling show at all. And we put out. We put out the ring. There is no wrestling. We. We get up here and we talk about wrestling. That happens sometimes. [00:06:04] Speaker A: We talk about wrestling. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:06] Speaker C: There are other things that we'll do. Yeah. [00:06:08] Speaker B: I don't even. Like, we don't even offer refreshments, but still. [00:06:12] Speaker C: Yet if you build it, they will come. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Yeah, no, see, this is. The thing about wrestling fans is, like, there you build the ring. And like, people are just like, well, I'm gonna stand around this because there's gonna be some graphs eventually. Like that. Eventually that'll be the end of that. How about that? That will call it. Now, when we finally wrap this up, whenever that is, we'll end it with finally having the actual wrestling match. And that one guy in the back who's been here since we moved to this studio. [00:06:45] Speaker A: The one guy who survived all of it. [00:06:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. The one guy made the things I've seen [00:06:54] Speaker C: also the hampter bites are actually. I mean, so we've been giving out a lot of samples, but market projections have been positive. So I hope that once the production ramps up, we can really get more of a profit instead of just like breaking even the whole time, but. [00:07:13] Speaker B: Oh. So. Oh, it's. Oh, wow. Okay. I didn't realize they were doing that. Okay, well, we should talk to some investors. [00:07:20] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I. I. You know, I'm not sure I want to know. I don't want. Okay. Yeah. I don't understand how you've made. I don't know how you make the jerky vegan. I don't want to. So. Yeah, [00:07:37] Speaker C: it's really about ethics and in consumption. Really? [00:07:42] Speaker A: Yeah, because this is definitely me. And I don't know how it's vegan [00:07:48] Speaker B: fake wrestling journalism. Okay. That's what it is. [00:07:52] Speaker A: Ethics and vegan jerky. [00:07:54] Speaker C: Like, he's also. It's also a little. It's a little alchemical magic. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Well, okay. Oh, yeah, [00:08:03] Speaker C: I've. [00:08:05] Speaker B: We've already. We already let. Too much. Speaking of proprietary magics, where are we this week? [00:08:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. [00:08:13] Speaker B: That was like. What the was that? That wasn't even what that was. [00:08:19] Speaker A: We're in Fishers, Indiana. [00:08:21] Speaker B: Why? [00:08:22] Speaker A: Yeah, north of Indianapolis. [00:08:25] Speaker C: That's a real good question. [00:08:27] Speaker A: That's a good. [00:08:28] Speaker B: That's cool. [00:08:28] Speaker A: It's a real place. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Well, that's semi related. I'm currently watching the Minnesota Links spank the out of the Indianapolis fever. So that's good. [00:08:38] Speaker A: They got a fever. And a prescription is transphobia, apparently. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Yeah. The only prescription is Nafisa Collier. Just running this ball up your butthole. [00:08:51] Speaker A: That sounds cool. [00:08:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Right. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Not into that. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Just right to the rim. Just right through you. Yeah, no, it's okay. Well, you made it weird. I. Speaking of making it weird. Hey. Better transition. I assume there's a cryptid of some sort. Wait. Hampter. You okay? [00:09:11] Speaker A: Do you think. [00:09:12] Speaker B: What. [00:09:12] Speaker C: What Panthers. Fisher's nuts are in Fishers, Indiana. [00:09:16] Speaker A: Sorry, I don't know. I think. I think Fishers is with sch. Right? [00:09:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it is. Oh, yeah. You just really want nuts. Yeah. [00:09:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:33] Speaker A: I need. I need at least two last. They're pretty good. [00:09:36] Speaker B: That's interesting. I don't know. Maybe that's a. Maybe that's a new type of. Of hampter bite you can come up with. [00:09:42] Speaker A: We'll. [00:09:42] Speaker B: We'll get there. Well, no, it won't. No. With nuts [00:09:50] Speaker C: bite, you know? [00:09:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Oh, like a meat pie. Like a mince pie. [00:09:55] Speaker C: Oh. [00:09:56] Speaker B: Oh, oh. [00:09:57] Speaker A: Oh. All right. There is a cryptid. It's a good one. Yeah, I like. [00:10:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, A lot. [00:10:04] Speaker A: It's. It's called the mill race monster. Okay, it is. All right, so hold. Hold on. [00:10:12] Speaker B: I don't. Wait, Mill race monster. [00:10:14] Speaker A: I don't like that Mill race monster because it was found in mill race park in Indiana. Okay, okay, so this. This. [00:10:25] Speaker B: When you're saying race in Indiana, I start to get really worried. [00:10:29] Speaker A: I don't. Relax. [00:10:31] Speaker C: Oh, why you. Are you worried about the second place of the KKK going off again? Sorry. [00:10:41] Speaker A: I mean, I wasn't. I'm talking about the. Here's what this. Here's what this cryptid is. It's not racist. [00:10:48] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:48] Speaker A: Apparently it only attacked white people, so actually, maybe it was, but who can say? [00:10:53] Speaker B: Apparently, that's not racism. That is, [00:10:57] Speaker A: unless it was part of superior. Unless it was a reptilian, in which case they hate all humans. [00:11:04] Speaker B: I said that. That's. That's not racism. That's just. That's just New Jack. [00:11:08] Speaker A: That's just New Jack. [00:11:10] Speaker B: Yeah, we solved it. It's New Jack. [00:11:19] Speaker A: All right, so no. Race monster was New Jack. No. All right, so it's like. Apparently it's like a reptilian thing, but it might have had fur. It had, like. The fur might have been possibly, like, moss, seaweed, or algae or whatever. A poo. It could have been a poo. So this thing lived in the river. Okay. On November 1, 1974, it, like, showed up. And so a couple. A couple teens saw it coming out of the river, and it chased them, and they went to the cops, and the cops are like, no, stop smoking the weeds. [00:12:06] Speaker B: And I will not. I will start smoking the weeds. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Thank you, B. Smoking. [00:12:11] Speaker C: How dare you. [00:12:11] Speaker A: It's fine. There's. There's been. Then. Then there was, like, two more women the same night. Saw it. They were in their car having, like, Burger King or some. And then, like, he came out of the woods and attacked them. It attacked them in the car. And, like. Like, it clawed the car and it smeared its. Its goop all over it. And they got away, and they went to the cops, and the cops are like, ladies are doing the weeds. Shut up. But they also were like, well, there's, like, a lot of damage to this car. Yeah, like, there's damage to this car. And it smells like an open. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Your car smoked so much weed. Oh, this car is clearly. [00:12:51] Speaker A: No, no, no. It didn't smell like weed. It smelled like death. Apparently. It smelled like rotten garbage things. And then. [00:13:01] Speaker B: Okay. I mean, have they have you met a woman in her 20s? Like, sometimes that happens. [00:13:07] Speaker A: It can happen. It can happen to anybody, anytime. All right, so then the cops are just like, well, that's kind of weird. A few days later, they have. A couple city workers were in the woods studying methods to rescue cats from [00:13:21] Speaker B: trees, which that's totally what they were doing. [00:13:24] Speaker A: They were absolutely just ripping dudes. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:29] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know how you. I don't. I don't do the weeds, so I don't. Smoking dirt. And then they saw the box again. So now that. So now that two who are city workers have seen it, now it's a problem. So now. Now, like, as all this is happening, the newspaper has been reporting on it. So now you're getting posses of armed men in the woods, just, like, pulling up every single night to hunt for this thing. [00:14:12] Speaker B: I'm sorry, I'm still Lucifer McGurd. Smirking dirt. [00:14:21] Speaker C: It's 2009. Life is good. [00:14:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:26] Speaker A: But this is still 19. November 1974. So now there's just. Now there's packs of drunken, armed men wandering the woods, shooting at movement in the trees. [00:14:37] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:14:39] Speaker B: That's a Saturday night, 1974 Indiana, 1970s thing. [00:14:48] Speaker A: So eventually, the cops are like, well, this is getting out of hand. So they. They appoint a monster control officer, which is too cool of a title for a cop to have. And then not long after that, they just were like, somebody's gonna die. So they just close the park after dark, and then nobody sees it ever again after that. [00:15:12] Speaker B: Would you. Would you say that they. They. They closed the park and maybe they changed the bus route so as to avoid some sort of transit incident? [00:15:29] Speaker A: I don't think. I don't think the bus went there. But, yeah, they. They. [00:15:37] Speaker C: Indiana. Except school buses. [00:15:39] Speaker A: I don't think. Yeah, I don't think there was buses down here at Mill Race Park. So, yeah, the. The main theories are they think it was either, like, somebody in a Halloween mask and a sheet. Yeah. Or it was an actual monster and it just swam away on the rivers. Because that's apparently a thing that happens out in the Midwest. Yeah. It's only those two. It's only one of those two. It can't be anything else. [00:16:06] Speaker B: Once. You know what the gangster playing through my head through this entire segment, it didn't stop. It got to the end, and then it read, and then it restarted. Yeah. This is a reference. This, too is a reference. [00:16:21] Speaker A: When was New Jack born? We got to figure this out, because what if this actually is New Jack. New Jack. [00:16:26] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. I can totally. But he. He was bor. Born in New York. Question mark. [00:16:35] Speaker B: The birth of a legend. [00:16:37] Speaker A: He was born in North Carolina and okay. He was born in 1963. Could. [00:16:45] Speaker C: He could have. [00:16:47] Speaker B: So that, that was just New Jack starting out. Starting out his good works. Okay. New Jack that was 11 year old new Jack being like, oh, okay. I. I'm O.J. i see you play ball. I know what you're doing. [00:17:02] Speaker A: Seven actually. Yeah. This thing was seven feet tall. If this was 11 year old new [00:17:06] Speaker C: Jack, then he lost his legs when he hit puberty. When he was born, he was actually 25ft tall. [00:17:16] Speaker A: He had her. [00:17:17] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Yeah, he has had like a Benjamin Button kind of thing going on. [00:17:20] Speaker C: But Benjamin Button. [00:17:24] Speaker B: All I'm saying to this. This Mill Race monster is that I see what you're doing. It's a good start. Okay. [00:17:34] Speaker A: I mean he could have tried harder if he was going after the city. [00:17:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:17:38] Speaker A: Anyway, my source Cryptopia us. All right. We salute you. Oh my Terry Gross joke is like what if fresh air is a queef? Okay. Yeah. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Oh no. Why did I. Why did I do that? I did that. That's my fault. [00:18:03] Speaker A: I did that. All right. Anyways, Hampton, did you have something before we get get on the road? [00:18:13] Speaker C: Fisher's Indiana and Fisher's Peanuts are the same, spelled the same way, but they aren't made in Fisher's Indiana. Oh, that's it. [00:18:22] Speaker B: A grock. Is this true? [00:18:26] Speaker C: Yeah, sure. Yeah. [00:18:31] Speaker A: All right. Tony Khan demands your sacrifice to this three hour dinol. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Freaking Tastic. [00:18:43] Speaker C: We are. [00:18:44] Speaker A: We are. All right. So yeah, they. They do Excalibur runs down the card. They do a promo from the demand where Ricochet, Swerve and New Level are what's wrong with the AW's teams because they're a bunch of thrown together weirdos. And Bishop's Khan reminds us that Swerve can't be trusted and they're going to put them down. And then we go to Nada and it says he reminds GOA that they brought. He brought them in to AW and K lets them know they have. They have nothing but revenge on my their minds and swerve. And it was like, wait, Swerve. You were with GOA until Christian paid them to murder you. [00:19:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:27] Speaker A: And then you made Ricochet so mad that he stabbed you in the face with a pair of scissors. He's like, yeah. And yeah. Kofi's like, who cares? Because on Sunday, on Saturday we're wrestling Hangman Brody King and bandido for the trio's titles. And, hey, didn't you hunt down Bandito's friends and beat the. Out of them and then leave Brody in a pool in his own blood? And what the Is wrong with you? [00:19:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I did do that, didn't I? Yeah. [00:19:58] Speaker A: Before we got here to, aw. Have any friends. [00:20:01] Speaker B: Oh, my God. No, no, that. It's. I don't want to go over that. That was genius. Hampter, you are correct to point out the comedic genius of. You choked him with a chain. And he goes. The chain broke. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Like. [00:20:15] Speaker B: He interjects like the chain. Oh, he looks. [00:20:18] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I. Like somebody interjected. [00:20:20] Speaker B: You know? I did. [00:20:21] Speaker A: Yeah. So it's like. It's. It was a little crime. He did a little crime. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Just a light. Light a little bit of a crime. Arson. [00:20:29] Speaker A: Well, Swerve didn't do the arson. Swerve did the breaking and editing. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Oh, he did the breaking. Oh, yeah. No, it led to his slight arson. I just really liked the art. [00:20:38] Speaker A: Oh, well, arson was good. [00:20:41] Speaker C: He also. [00:20:41] Speaker B: No, he references the. [00:20:43] Speaker C: The. The saloon promo where he hunts down Bandito's friends and he beats them up, and he's like, a little. That's where he's, like a little bit of crime where you hunted them down and beat them up in a saloon. [00:20:57] Speaker A: That was such a. Yeah, good. [00:20:59] Speaker C: Good packet. I love that. [00:21:00] Speaker A: I like a little bit of crap that. The thing about was good about that promo was it actually implied that bam. Dito does exist in an old timey, wild west world when he's not. [00:21:12] Speaker B: Yes. [00:21:13] Speaker A: On dynamite. That you can go to. [00:21:17] Speaker B: I want to believe, like, it's saloon doors that like. Like, appear on the wall of whatever room he's in, and he's just adios, and he's gone for wherever the evening he, like, is. That's so sick. Let's go. [00:21:33] Speaker A: He's got a pocket dimension. [00:21:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:38] Speaker A: That's so good. [00:21:38] Speaker B: I like this. And he, like, grabs Brody and pulls him in. Yeah. [00:21:44] Speaker A: We're gonna go do whiskey. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:21:47] Speaker A: Cactus juice. [00:21:49] Speaker B: All right, now I'm imagining. Now I'm imagining, like, kind of thing. [00:21:53] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:21:56] Speaker B: No, I'm imagining some sort of, like, lucha libre, space jam situation going on with Brody King, and I really. I. I kind of want this. I need this to happen. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Well, maybe. [00:22:07] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Aliens are sent down here to wrestle. Okay, sorry. [00:22:13] Speaker A: Yeah, well, they are. That's Chris Statlander. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Yes. Chris Statlander's a monster. That's amazing. [00:22:26] Speaker A: All right, so match happens. We're Strickland and The new level versus the demand. And Taz gets on about how, like, you. You don't have to worry about friends. He didn't have a lot of friends and he was fine. And Tony Schiavone actually just agrees with him. Okay, This match rules. I love this match. [00:22:54] Speaker C: Yes. [00:22:55] Speaker B: This match was really [00:22:58] Speaker C: so good. [00:23:00] Speaker B: I really do love when a Dynamite opens up with just like a. Just a me banger, you know, like just. Oh, yeah, that's. That's why I love this. All right. More of that poise. [00:23:13] Speaker C: They put level on the. On the, like, as the opening act. And I think that is the smartest move. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Yeah, they keep doing it. I love when they do that. I love. Tony's just like basic under way. I guess you could say it's basic, but I think it's just smart of just like, oh, this is running super hot right now. Let's just open the show with that. It's like forever. When O.C. was on his run, when O.C. was on his big title run, he just started every Dynamite with OC and that rule, like, I'm so good. [00:23:53] Speaker A: It was very. [00:23:54] Speaker B: Got me jazzed for the. Yeah, I got me jazz for the night. So. Yeah, keep going. Keep doing that. Give me more new level every. Every beginning of the show. That, like, I'm just excited. I'm still excited to see them. Every time I see them, it's great. [00:24:06] Speaker A: They make my. Yeah, yeah. They've made like the last two weeks for me. Like, they had the match. Yeah, Probably. [00:24:15] Speaker B: Yeah. No. Damn near. And I just, again, I hope that all of it be. Gets to be too much and Paul does the right thing eventually because, like, man, I would. I'd be so sad to that up, like, real. Not great. [00:24:34] Speaker A: I. I don't think he cares, unfortunately. I do think it's funny that Bishop Khan does the pedigree. [00:24:43] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:24:48] Speaker A: I always forget that he does that. Yeah. But, yeah, they. It's. It's a. It's a hot opening and they're back and forth and then like they do triple teams all up on Bishop Khan. And then Creed gets low bridged and the Demand swarm the out of him. And then we get the commercial heat segment. [00:25:10] Speaker B: Commercial. He. [00:25:12] Speaker A: Commercial heat. Ricochet fucking rules. [00:25:18] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:25:21] Speaker A: he. He really does. Like, he. He kind of just. He lays low in these matches and then just like pops up and does like the most insane thing you've ever seen. [00:25:33] Speaker B: It's another one. Speaking of dps, you know, he's the dps. [00:25:37] Speaker A: He's the gps. [00:25:40] Speaker C: Yeah, the. [00:25:42] Speaker A: What is it? Oh, I also love to Leona just being this gigantic, terrifying guy that you can't kill. [00:25:51] Speaker C: I loved him throughout this match from beginning to end. I Gates of Agony are so aptly named and I. They're so big, but they are so athletic. It's. This toss is. Yeah. It's just great. I. I love them so much. [00:26:10] Speaker B: It's gross, though. Yeah. Big, big fan. Big fan. More. More of that always. [00:26:17] Speaker A: Also, Bishop Khan's beautiful. [00:26:23] Speaker B: You know, I'm just. I'm just happy to see Trios Division kind of a bit again. Like, I really like Trios and I was happy when they came out with the Trios Championship. And then they're just like, hey, let's just not. Let's just forget we have these for a while. [00:26:39] Speaker A: They really. But yeah, the way they've been using it the last few months. Few months has been like exactly how they use it. Like, you hot shot, these titles. You do crazy matches. [00:26:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:54] Speaker A: Hot dot titles. [00:26:55] Speaker B: Get involved, bring in new people. Yeah. [00:27:00] Speaker A: Bring them in. Make them new level. What happens? Yeah. So like they've isolated Creed through the whole commercial. And he likes my favorite part was like, he can't get away from them. So what he ends up doing is he just throws himself out of the ring at somebody. [00:27:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:20] Speaker A: And then fights his way back in and until like Toa just clobbers him over the goddamn announce table. [00:27:30] Speaker B: That's one way to do it. [00:27:31] Speaker A: Yeah. And run people over and sort of clobbers them with a drive by. But he like, that gets cut off too with the triple team doomsday device on the floor, which was hot. That was really cool. Swerve. Like did the. Sort of took that like a goddamn champ. [00:27:49] Speaker B: Yeah, sure did. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Creed does. Creed does get Kofi in. Makes a tag. Kofi runs wild. He tries to do something. It might have been a guillotine leg drop, but it kind of didn't happen. [00:28:03] Speaker C: Fell upon. [00:28:04] Speaker A: It was a little weird. [00:28:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:06] Speaker A: The Goa just beat the out of him anyway. And Creed has to break up the pin again. Ricochet. Just casually doing stuff like pulls off a perfect Fosberry flop. Just does it. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:28:20] Speaker A: It's like. It's like, good Lord, dude. Like, you just. That used to be hard. Yeah. And you made it look so easy. [00:28:31] Speaker B: Like, cut that up. [00:28:33] Speaker C: His twisting bias. There's. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. [00:28:38] Speaker A: He's just like. He just like appears and he does the thing and then it's like, how did you do that? It's like human glitch. He's just like. He'll just Be like, I thought that was. [00:28:53] Speaker B: I thought that was. Oh, clone. [00:28:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's true. Like, but like, Ricochet literally would just be standing there and then he does like a bunch of flips in a row and lands on his feet. And it was like, what the was that? And it's because he's a heel, so he doesn't do it very often. So that's why it's fun. They. They. Yeah, so they just keep triple teaming new level people and swerve and like, they hit Toa with some offense and like, he just won't die. He's like. He's like on his knees and Creed comes at him from the side to do a crossbody and he just bounces off of him and it's just like you. [00:29:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:39] Speaker A: Terrifying human being. [00:29:42] Speaker C: Was that. Was that when he. He stopped swerve and there was a chant that was like, whose house? And he just puts his finger out [00:29:51] Speaker B: to the crowd, shakes it because he stomps that. That was. That was good stuff. [00:29:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:59] Speaker B: This whole match was just beautiful. [00:30:01] Speaker A: It's just. It was nonstop. So, like, they do swerve, hits a 450 and then ricochet breaks up the pin with his own 450 on top of Swerve. It's like Kofi finally gets his big tornado kick. And then he gets headbutted to death and then spends like two. It feels like a minute trying to get Toa up for this Samoan drop. And then he just gets it, gets a gigantic pop for it. But then you just. It's so good. So good. Oh, he had the fu. That's what he did. He did the John Cena move. That's funny. [00:30:45] Speaker B: This is like a sit out dvd. It's like a sit out Death Valley driver. [00:30:51] Speaker A: It's like, I'm going to gently put you down. [00:30:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Very. I'm gonna give you, like, the shittiest Death Valley driver of all time. Yeah. [00:31:00] Speaker A: Gently put you down to put you to bed, tuck you in, make your head fluffy, [00:31:08] Speaker C: Give you your little. Your teddy, your little lovely kiss you on the forehead. [00:31:14] Speaker A: Oh, sweet dreams. Sweet wings. Under hope. [00:31:19] Speaker C: Face buster, [00:31:21] Speaker A: Double underhook. Face buster, pedigree. And then there's a house call. And then the spirit gun. And then the trouble kick. And then Kofi. Kofi tries to go for an SOS and like, he can't get Toleona over. So then swerve hits him with the house call. And then, like, all three guys have to pile on top of them to cover him. And yeah. That's the end of the match. So swerve a new level. Retain. Perfect. It's cool. Wonderful. I love it. So the challengers for Saturday come out. Which part? Oh, that page. [00:31:53] Speaker C: I love the fact. No, that. That they have T10 to cover. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I like. [00:32:06] Speaker C: I appreciate that. It's not ricochet eating the pin, but it's the biggest. It's like the biggest one. And they have to use all three of them to keep him down, which [00:32:17] Speaker B: I find very amusing. [00:32:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I love when that happens. [00:32:21] Speaker C: It's like a good way to get it. Keep him like, he should be hard to. Like, he's still a load. Yeah, anyway. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. No, can't be tapped. [00:32:33] Speaker A: Yeah, he's untappable. All right, so. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Yeah, try me. No, I'm sorry. [00:32:40] Speaker A: Paige and Paige and Brodido come out next and get some ice Chance. And Hangman congratulates them and says, like, he's cool that the trio's titles feel important again and that's what he wanted to do with the belts and he's glad that the new level are here, but he doesn't think. He realized they realize who they're involved with and it's like, oh, like jilted X stuff. All right, here we go. Here we go. [00:33:05] Speaker B: Oh, my God, this was so hot. [00:33:09] Speaker A: This was the messy, messy. The messiest I've seen since I threw up the other night. [00:33:17] Speaker B: I love when a couple buy boys get messy. And this is messy as see it. [00:33:23] Speaker A: Hangman says he came back after five months, won the trio's titles, and then all of a sudden, Swerve went and found partners to challenge for the trio's titles. And yeah, he's like, what? What are you doing? What's the deal? Are you just like, why are you so obsessed with me? [00:33:43] Speaker B: I just. I just want to point out the thing I posted in the the server earlier, Zan on. On Twitter, saying, I have been nothing but obsessive and possessive and unhealthy towards you, and this is how you treat me. And then it's like, yes, exactly. [00:34:11] Speaker A: So, like, and he says, like, what Swerve is doing is teaming with the best team in wrestling and making sure the trio's titles are the most prestigious in aew. He tells him, you've got a bad insight on Swerve. He's a changed man. Ever since we've been here, he has been nothing but cool. To which Brody just grabs the mic. It's like, it's been three weeks. [00:34:34] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:34:37] Speaker A: it's been. [00:34:38] Speaker C: Allow me to make a Noise that is lost to that is not even of our generation. Telegraph. Telegraph. [00:34:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, [00:34:52] Speaker A: Nice. Thanks so much. Hangman. Hangman says give it some time and he'll show you who he is. Sort of says he's got some nerve talking about showing who he really is because he's been a bad. He abandoned two trios already. First the Young Bucks and then Jet Speed. It's only a matter of. It's only a matter of time before he abandons Brodido and he doesn't get to decide who he is anymore because two years ago in Chicago, he like brutally attempted to murder Swerve in a cage match. It was unsafe. [00:35:25] Speaker C: Everybody knows who he really is. [00:35:30] Speaker A: So, yeah, they're. They're just like going back and forth like that. And then bro is eventually just like, okay, you homos. Well, we're wrestling on Saturday, so let's see if three weeks is enough to keep those titles. And then they do a pose off. It's cool. I love it. Good stuff. [00:35:46] Speaker C: Oh, there's just this intense look between obviously Hangman and Swerve. I will say Hangman is looking rather Arn Anderson that tonight. I don't know what it is, but it's. He. Yeah, he's very. [00:36:07] Speaker A: Anyway, he's very dad. Like. [00:36:08] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got it. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:11] Speaker C: He's got a dagger in the cul de sac sack vibe going on. [00:36:14] Speaker A: Dad and the cul de sac vibe. All right, we go to the back. Renee is with Osprey, Speedball and Akira. Thank God he was here this week. Again. Again, the Italian Osprey. Osprey says he was surprised that Speedball got involved to help the United Empire. I guess it was collision where it happened. [00:36:39] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. And then. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Yes, he invites them to actually join the United Empire. And Speedball's like, I'm not sure because I've had bad luck with partners recently, but okay, yeah, I'm Canadian and you [00:36:56] Speaker B: said Empire, so I'm. I'm there. [00:36:58] Speaker A: Like, let us monarch the mighty empires of the Quebecois. [00:37:08] Speaker C: Oh, I love. I would love this entire. I. I don't know why, but I. My vague hope is that this is bigger push for Speedball joining the unite. I. Okay, but we'll see. [00:37:23] Speaker A: I hope so. I mean, like, he kind of looks like he's gonna be sidekick for a little bit. He was the sidekick tonight for sure. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:35] Speaker A: Anyway. [00:37:35] Speaker B: Oh, boy. [00:37:36] Speaker A: We've got. We got some. We got some more anti Italian racism as tries to welcome Speedball to the the United. Yeah. Speedball answers back and then Will's just like, no, no, no, no. We don't let him speak Italian. We have to get him to learn English. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Wow. [00:37:59] Speaker A: That was all right. That was. That was a little bad. [00:38:03] Speaker C: Like an inch away. I'm just like, man, this is some weird feeling. Some sort of. [00:38:13] Speaker A: I was. That was weird. That was a little weird. I'm not gonna lie. That was weird. And then Akira almost says again. And Will says, no, I'm not doing the swear jar for you this time. Because he was going to need the swear jar himself later on. Yeah. And then Speedball, if they've got anything in green. And that's the end of the segment. Let me come back. Tecla says everyone inside. Everyone's inside everyone. There's two. [00:38:46] Speaker B: I. I'm hoping at least. I would like for at least two inside me. If we can find a way. That would be amazing. [00:38:54] Speaker A: What is like. What is full of. [00:38:55] Speaker C: Oh, you're singing it different way than I am. [00:39:00] Speaker A: Sorry, [00:39:03] Speaker B: I was going with gay sex. Yeah, yeah. [00:39:06] Speaker C: That's what I was. I wasn't. [00:39:09] Speaker B: Wait, what were you talking about? [00:39:14] Speaker C: No, no, just, you know, I'm not gonna judge inside of you, but it's too. [00:39:20] Speaker A: No, it's dumb inside. [00:39:23] Speaker B: Which is in itself. Which is in itself a problematic thing that many indigenous folks have asked a lot of us to stop saying. But that's neither here nor there. [00:39:35] Speaker A: All right? So that. Oh, yeah, the other that is inside of you is a real. [00:39:41] Speaker B: You gotta stop saying that. [00:39:43] Speaker A: And more violent. And then she'll sink her teeth into your neck and we'll let go. Everything about this is hotter. That was a good one. Die. But tonight, it doesn't matter. She's going to go out to the room with her friends because. And we know she listens to the show. Now, Tecla is for the children. [00:40:08] Speaker B: Yes, [00:40:11] Speaker C: please. [00:40:13] Speaker B: Please ruin my life. Them kids ruin me and my life. Please. [00:40:23] Speaker A: She's going to be nice, but on Saturday, she's getting toxic. [00:40:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Messy. [00:40:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Toxic. All right. Oh, there's a match next. Yay. Continental title eliminator match. Jon Moxley vs. Desmond Xavier of the Rascals. [00:40:45] Speaker B: Yeah, more singles rascal action. I really just. Yeah, more Rascals. More Rascals all the time. [00:40:50] Speaker A: I like them. It's good. Xavier's on a bit of hot streak with singles matches, so that's why he's got this match. I think it's cool how when Mox defends that title, the Death Riders don't actually even enter the arena. They did Their little huddle thing like out in the. In the crowd. Not in the crowd. They did it before they went to the crowd and. And then when Mox went in was when they came out and did like. Or was that a different match? I don't know. I feel like there were multiple Death Riders matches on here. There's a lot of Death Riders. Everything is Death Riders. [00:41:31] Speaker C: It's Death Riders all the way down. [00:41:33] Speaker A: So John's six and a half. John's all fired up. Yeah. [00:41:38] Speaker B: Slick. Oh, Jesus. What one? I like the pink right now. The pink's really nice. Call back. [00:41:50] Speaker A: Up. He's pushing Xavier down and doing a lock up and some. And they remind us that time is on Xavier's side. So he might just try and run out the clock. He doesn't. Spoilers. Oh no. [00:42:06] Speaker B: Who did we lose? [00:42:07] Speaker A: Hampter. [00:42:09] Speaker C: Sorry. Internet was. Has been bad, so that's okay. Well here. Here. [00:42:14] Speaker B: I don't want you to. Okay. [00:42:17] Speaker A: I'm not doing it. [00:42:19] Speaker B: All right. [00:42:19] Speaker C: I don't want. [00:42:19] Speaker B: I didn't. I just didn't want you to feel weird. See it happens to everyone after. It's fine. [00:42:23] Speaker A: It does. Yeah. Sometimes it can. Yeah. It happens to the best of us. [00:42:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:32] Speaker A: Been a long. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Happens to me. [00:42:36] Speaker A: The happened in this match. Oh yeah. So yeah. Xavier does a cool little thing where he trips up Moxley and then he was like hi and did like some Looney Tunes escape stuff. Just catches him anyway and beats the out of him. [00:42:50] Speaker B: That was real nice. [00:42:52] Speaker A: I loved it. I quite liked it. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Get back here, you little stone. Just like don't get funny with me in the forest. I can smell you from the gym. Yeah. Yeah. [00:43:13] Speaker A: Rescuing cats. God. What happened next? Oh yeah. So yeah, it's. It's kind of just Mox kind of beat the crap out of him for most of the match. They did they talk about on commentary. They're like, oh, did Moxley take this match so he'd get practice against High Flyers and he maybe. Maybe he did Box had no insight in this later on when he was on commentary because he's mysterious or he's just stupid. [00:43:42] Speaker C: Maybe I'm thinking 10 steps ahead of everyone. Yeah. [00:43:45] Speaker A: Maybe I don't know what I'm doing. Maybe I'm crazy. [00:43:48] Speaker C: Yeah. It's either or. You choose. [00:43:51] Speaker A: Nothing in between. There's nothing in between. [00:43:55] Speaker C: Zero. [00:43:55] Speaker A: God. What happens? Yep. Commercial heat. Except that's not. It's. It's unironic commercial heat because Max is good at doing commercial heat. Desmond's really not gotten out of the gates and Mox is just him up, but he does get away from the Gotcha style pile driver. He dumps Mox to the floor, hits the low rope suicida. And then Mox just pops back up, misses the lariat, and he throws a bunch of hard strikes, drops kick, shooting star press gets two. And then Mox comes back up, throws him with a German. And he wants to do, like, a lawn dart, but Xavier avoids it, gets a cutter. The crowd, I wasn't watching with my headphones, so I couldn't tell how loud the crowd was, but they were not super loud, it seemed. I don't think they were really buying into Xavier's hope spots that much. Like, they're like, yeah, this guy's challenging for the world title. Box is not losing to this guy. [00:44:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, this is Jon Moxley. Honey, you're. You're high. You're high right now. [00:45:06] Speaker A: As much as I like Desmond Xavier, no real. He, like, nobody had thought he had a shot here. So then, yeah, he comes and does this springboard Pele kick thing that connects, but Mox kind of staggers back and throws himself off the ropes with a lariat. And they're both down. [00:45:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:26] Speaker A: Xavier misses a Phoenix splash. Mox hits a John Woo drop kick. They come back with double knees, and then Mox grabs him in a choke and traps the arm. And that's it. John Moxley wins. Yeah, this. [00:45:40] Speaker C: Yeah, this was him. Mox keeping Xavier down. Like, the, like, con. I mean, obviously controlling the entire match. It was wild because I was like, I. I think if it's like, Xavier, if you could just. Because what would happen is Mox would go in for, like, a charge and he dart out of the way, and I'm just like, keep doing that. Worn him down. [00:46:08] Speaker A: You gotta work those iframes. Work those iframes. [00:46:16] Speaker C: Dodge. Roll out of the way when he goes in for the lunge. And like, when he staggers, then you go in for the. [00:46:23] Speaker B: Oh, my God, John, are you telling me that Moxley is, like, a roguelike boss? Is that what I'm getting here? I don't know. [00:46:33] Speaker A: Souls, like, sounds like. [00:46:34] Speaker B: Okay, that's what it sounds like. I don't know what any of these words [00:46:40] Speaker C: rose like, [00:46:43] Speaker A: I don't know, but I don't think. [00:46:44] Speaker B: I don't know because I don't know what any of these words mean. I'm guessing iframes. Okay. [00:46:50] Speaker A: Iframes. [00:46:51] Speaker B: I'm happy. I'm. I hope every. I hope everyone had fun. [00:46:55] Speaker A: I had fun with it. It Seemed like the crowd wasn't really interested, which is a shame. I thought it was pretty good. People. [00:47:05] Speaker B: I think Max Mox made him. I think that ending was nice. Like, I like the finish. I think made him look strong. [00:47:12] Speaker C: I like the ending. [00:47:12] Speaker B: He had to, like, hold them. He had to hold them all the way down, and he held out for as long as he could. Like, it was good. [00:47:19] Speaker A: He did. [00:47:19] Speaker B: He did. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:21] Speaker A: I thought it was so, like, people. I thought before I saw this, I saw it kind of got hyped up a lot, and it was like. It was not what I thought it was gonna be. [00:47:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:34] Speaker A: But, you know, I. I was expecting more back and forth from the way people talked it up, but it was. It was good. It was fine. Oh, Renee's with dnr Allen and Steven Stinger. Verse. [00:47:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:50] Speaker A: To let them know that a very special boy wants to speak with them. And it's. It's Adam Copeland who's by himself. He said he's a special boy. He didn't bring Christian Cage with him so that Cage couldn't make it weird. [00:48:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm sorry. [00:48:12] Speaker A: You. [00:48:12] Speaker B: You. I'm sorry. I left the best part of this whole gimmick behind. I just. I didn't want to bring. [00:48:19] Speaker C: Truly, I did. [00:48:21] Speaker A: He didn't want to bring the guy who'd be like, I'm going to your mothers. [00:48:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Be like, hey, hey, Greasy Steve, I know your dad's dead. Do you still have a mom? Because I'm gonna. I'm sticking to her. Yeah. [00:48:37] Speaker A: Does she want some more dominant jeans? [00:48:43] Speaker C: Brother that looks like me? [00:48:55] Speaker B: All of a sudden, we see the third Borden Kidneys wearing a turtleneck. [00:49:03] Speaker A: Do you want a brother that looks like me? That's a good one. Well done. Well done. [00:49:16] Speaker B: Afterwards. Afterwards this week. That was good. [00:49:22] Speaker C: Listen, that's how you make more little wrestlers. [00:49:24] Speaker A: Yeah. It should just be over now. Like, happy wrestling. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Yeah, Happy wrestling. We're out. [00:49:35] Speaker A: All right. But, yeah, Cope says that he heard what they said on Collision about wanting a challenge for the tag titles. And he warns Greasy Steve that he's. He's not just reaching for stars now, he's reaching for legends. And that might be beyond him. It tells TNR the challenging him and Cage is like trying to climb two Everests. Two penises at once. And Darby's, like, we mentioned that we already talked about. [00:50:05] Speaker B: We already talked about the inside of me. [00:50:08] Speaker A: And now there's two Everests in front of you [00:50:13] Speaker C: beside you. There's her titty. [00:50:18] Speaker B: This is the gayest show. Like, what y' all we have an audience. Like, people listen to this. This is unfucking. And we love you all. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Penis. [00:50:35] Speaker B: Have you considered this? Penis. [00:50:37] Speaker A: Thank you. I have literally told normal people to listen to the show, and they've been like, well, I didn't know what that was, but it sounded fun, whatever you were talking about. [00:50:49] Speaker B: I, I. Anytime. I'm gonna be so real. Anytime. People are like, oh, what's your podcast? I always send them to the. The other one first. [00:51:03] Speaker A: See where. The other side of the tracks. Where the trailer parked. Who. [00:51:09] Speaker C: Wow. [00:51:09] Speaker A: Where. [00:51:10] Speaker B: Where. Where Gets real. Where the adults swim. Yeah, we're. Yeah, listen. Sorry. [00:51:20] Speaker C: Firm. Firm history. Other side of the track. So you know what? Okay, that's cool. [00:51:26] Speaker B: Precisely. Precisely. [00:51:28] Speaker A: You might. Yeah. There's been a chemical spill. [00:51:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:34] Speaker C: Yeah, there has been a couple of tr. Yes. [00:51:38] Speaker B: This house is gonna draw. [00:51:40] Speaker A: Wow. [00:51:43] Speaker B: This guys. This town still got tracks. [00:51:46] Speaker A: We had a radar detector in the basement because it wouldn't stop beeping [00:51:53] Speaker C: up. Yeah. I will say very quickly about this spot. [00:51:59] Speaker A: Yes. [00:51:59] Speaker B: There's someone for the love of what should call the podcast. Yes. Call the pod, please. [00:52:06] Speaker C: Like, somebody was just like, okay, okay, Stephen, Stephen, this is what I have to do. The smartest person in AEW looked at Stephen Borden and said, just stand there, being engaged with the conversation. Smile. Reaction to the conversation. Don't say anything. Leave your jacket open a little bit. And then later on, they were like, yeah, you're looking great, Steven. So what I hear is, I need you a little. A little bit more grease. I need a jawline. Yeah, yeah, there we go. [00:52:35] Speaker B: Don't. [00:52:35] Speaker C: Shh. [00:52:36] Speaker B: All right. No, no, I just need you. Can you. Can you try. Can you try to just look a little cunty in the camera, please? [00:52:45] Speaker C: Steve's like, I got you eighth more. [00:52:54] Speaker A: Wow. An eighth of an inch more cunt. [00:53:01] Speaker B: I don't know. No, we really can't. Like, that's what I'm saying. We really can't. I'm leaving it in because it's gold, but we really can't make it. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Title 8th of an inch. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:53:23] Speaker A: I let people get here to find it. Okay. I. But wait, wait. [00:53:28] Speaker C: You have a. You have a long history. You have a long history. Past naming dinolisions after Metal Gear Solid video games. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. We have a formula here, folks. We're really. [00:53:43] Speaker A: And there are some. Yeah, [00:53:47] Speaker C: yeah. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Oh, speaking. All right. So speaking of old people, Copeland, you know who it kind of reminds me of now that he's got, like, the giant beard and the way he behaves in these backstage promos? Is he kind of reminds me of old man Foley. Yeah, he kind of looks like him, too. So, like, whoever thought up that pairing back in the day was like, really on point. Good job. [00:54:14] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah, they got it. Damn. [00:54:19] Speaker A: Anyway, we got a ass interview segment right now and the young bucks are here. [00:54:24] Speaker C: Yeah, we do. [00:54:25] Speaker A: And there's chairs and ladders all over the place because it's. It's not TLC on Saturday. [00:54:32] Speaker B: It's not. And they're being subtle about it. Subtle. [00:54:36] Speaker A: FTR comes out and commentary talks about how sketchy Stokely is. And Stokely's like, this is. Oh, yeah, please. [00:54:48] Speaker C: Sorry. Me, Tony Schiavone. Every two months, the bucks look are looking better than ever. It's like, I. Sorry. Just instantly. [00:55:03] Speaker A: We love, love a. Love a young buck. Every two months. [00:55:09] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:09] Speaker A: Better. [00:55:10] Speaker B: We love. Get. We love a pushing middle aged buck. [00:55:14] Speaker A: We love a buck. Stokely says the smartest thing in the entire promo. He's like, there's nothing left to say about any of this. And the only reason we're here is because we don't want to be fined by Tony Khan a buck. Tells him to shut up because they're the. They're the Dudley boys on Saturday. Which gets that [00:55:40] Speaker B: I popped. Oh, like that. Like. Oh, that was amazing. [00:55:46] Speaker A: Because I've actually liked watching FTR matches. I've never seen either one of them fix their dick just openly. [00:55:59] Speaker B: Oh, and. And hey, we can talk about it. We can talk about later. But there is. There is overrun on this three hour show. So Uncle Bully will have plenty to say, huh? [00:56:16] Speaker A: I'm sure he does. I'm sure he was so happy with the shout out. [00:56:21] Speaker B: They said my name on tv. Do you hear that? [00:56:24] Speaker A: Actually, they said deadly boy famous again. [00:56:34] Speaker C: Strip club. Turning up the volume. [00:56:37] Speaker A: I was on Dynamite. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I was on Dynamite. Tommy, Tommy, check it out. [00:56:42] Speaker A: I was dying, but could I get a discount? [00:56:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, dreamer chicken. Oh, you know, chick. I was on Dynamite. [00:56:55] Speaker C: Oh, Erica. [00:56:58] Speaker A: What? What? What'd I do? [00:57:00] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. The. You could ask for lap dances. [00:57:06] Speaker A: Oh, Uncle Bully. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's the most Uncle Bully of all time. Yeah, like Jesus. Okay, for the love of God, call the pod. We're getting distracted. [00:57:18] Speaker A: I know titties. [00:57:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I scratched above my bra line. Thank you very much. I did not show you any. I'm kidding. [00:57:30] Speaker A: I was worried, actually, I had flash because I'm wearing a crop top and I raised my arms up like this and it's like something. [00:57:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:57:37] Speaker A: Happen Because a bra. I'm in my own Home. [00:57:39] Speaker B: Yeah. No, gravity is. [00:57:42] Speaker A: Gravity's a yeah. Cage wants to put everyone's minds at ease and it's their last opportunity to win the titles. And he's sick of hearing these guys argue about who's be going to be the four time champs when they're one time AW champs. And that's how it's gonna stay. And since he's already FTR's mom's, he's looking forward to meeting Mama Jackson in Chicago. Which then like, dude, [00:58:16] Speaker B: I want to meet a buck who might wants to. Yeah. [00:58:24] Speaker A: And I want to. [00:58:26] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:58:28] Speaker A: So, yeah. Cope. Cope cuts to the Tate Chase and he agrees that arguing about becoming four Chime champs while they're ignoring the legends in front of them is in fact stupid. Cope and cage have 40 ladder matches in their entire career between them and they've made a career of jumping off of ladders. So what are you going to do to us that we haven't already done? And whichever buck that was was like, that might be true, Cope, if this was 1999. The last time we saw you jump off of something high, you crippled yourself for almost a year. Which he did. He broke his leg. He liked up his leg. [00:59:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, because you're old and you shouldn't be doing that. [00:59:12] Speaker A: Like, he just jumped. It was cool. He jumped off a cage. [00:59:15] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I remember. I was there. [00:59:17] Speaker A: I guess it was. What? That was Malachi. I think that was Malachi Black. He did that too. It was dumb. He should not have done that. [00:59:25] Speaker B: Yeah, he shouldn't have done that. Yeah. How's that guy doing? I don't care. [00:59:29] Speaker A: He's selling Blue Apron subscriptions now. I've heard. [00:59:35] Speaker B: Good for him. [00:59:36] Speaker C: Savage. [00:59:39] Speaker B: He could sell. You could sell. Tommy Chompers a chat. GPT monthly subscription. [00:59:47] Speaker A: He's coming up. He's coming up [00:59:51] Speaker C: soon. [00:59:51] Speaker A: Soon. You wait. You wait your turn. You wait your turn. Starts trying to be like, let's not fight until Emily. Just a fight breaks out and they're gonna do a TK driver to cash Wheeler on the floor. But then security comes out to be like, no, for the love of God, don't kill each other before the show on Saturday. So security gets killed. Cope gives the one guy concerto for basically no reason. Stokely escapes. He was almost killed. [01:00:27] Speaker B: And remember these things. [01:00:29] Speaker A: A lot of large pose down between everybody at different stages across the ring and sure, cool, whatever. [01:00:37] Speaker B: Stokely continues to be a. A delight. [01:00:41] Speaker C: Some security. [01:00:44] Speaker A: Oh, no. That was a concerto. That was not quite. [01:00:46] Speaker B: No, that's not quite so pillmanized. [01:00:48] Speaker A: You have to wrap it around a body part for it to be pillmanized. [01:00:54] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I apologize. [01:00:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:56] Speaker B: But chair on chair. Yeah. [01:01:00] Speaker C: Chair on chair. Okay. [01:01:02] Speaker A: Chair on D. Renee's with Willow and she wants to go back to all in and she ask her about how her hand is because her hand got broken in that match and she won't make excuses. And she wants to settle the score with Mercedes and she's fine going through Tecla. She beat her to become champions and now she's got a taste for gold so she's even more hungry for it now. So that's, that's all a thing and a stuff that happened. [01:01:33] Speaker B: A lot of these athletes are eating gold. Is that. That's really weird. A lot of them are real. Yeah, they're tasting it. They're real hungry for it. [01:01:42] Speaker A: Got a taste for gold. [01:01:44] Speaker B: The owner, one of the like executive producers of the company, has a fever that drove him quite mad. All caused by gold. It's really wild. [01:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:59] Speaker B: Yeah. That's nice. [01:02:01] Speaker C: Old fever. [01:02:01] Speaker A: You gotta catch it. Be careful around that cold. Fever. Catch it. Become an anime villain. Become a Jojo Villa. That's basically what happened. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:15] Speaker B: It's basically what happened. [01:02:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:18] Speaker A: All right. They're a match. This, this a ass match. Tommy Chompers versus Jake Doyle. Don Callis is on commentary. [01:02:29] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [01:02:31] Speaker A: I, there's some dubious things about this. The, the match itself was fine. It was. I, like there's some dubious genius. You say there were some dubious statements made by people in and around the match. And the number one that I'm going to draw attention to is this notion that back in 2018, the Internet was like, we really want to see Tommaso Ciampa versus Kazuchiko Okada. And I was on the Internet in 2018. I was even watching the Fed in 2018 and I don't remember seeing this happening anywhere. [01:03:13] Speaker B: That, that's not a. I, I am up until, you know, like about 20 minutes before this show, big Tommy Chompers fan. That is not a sentence I ever would have thought to have said out loud before. They miss Tony Khan made it happen. So I, I don't know what the these people are talking about. [01:03:35] Speaker A: So Champa, I, I've, I've seen some people be like, no, I saw it in some places. It was like fantasy books. I don't know, man. I do not know about that. [01:03:44] Speaker B: I love fantasy booking. I've never been that. I don't have that kind of imagination, I guess. [01:03:51] Speaker A: Champa in 2018 was champion of the developmental brand. [01:03:57] Speaker B: That's what I'm talking. [01:03:58] Speaker A: Not on, like, Okada's level in terms of importance. He really was not. I mean, in terms of importance, I was like, not. Not a thing. Not a thing. [01:04:12] Speaker B: That's wild. [01:04:13] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know where I think Okada. [01:04:17] Speaker C: I think Okada spots that and shouts it out later. [01:04:24] Speaker B: Breaking news. [01:04:26] Speaker A: Breaking news. [01:04:26] Speaker B: I, I, I have translated this article from back then. You said 2018. [01:04:35] Speaker A: Huh. [01:04:36] Speaker B: Okay. I found this article from Japan, Japanese outlet, 2018. It says here that Charlie Brown did have hoes. [01:04:45] Speaker A: Oh. [01:04:45] Speaker B: So, yeah. [01:04:47] Speaker A: Did you ask Rock. Or Cloud? [01:04:58] Speaker C: Is that true? [01:04:59] Speaker B: It's genius, Erica. Jesus. [01:05:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:03] Speaker B: Rock is my name actually, Tommy Choppers. Like, at this point, like, you show me that. What? Like, I read that little snippet of that interview and I was like, you could tell that man that his name is Thompson Choppington iii and he would believe you. What an unbelievably stupid if, if you [01:05:24] Speaker A: don't know what we're talking about. Yeah. He did an interview this past week where he was like, I love chat GPT. I talk to it all the time. I use it constantly. It makes me smarter. And how did you put. No, I heard you say he pee peed. [01:05:54] Speaker B: He did. [01:05:54] Speaker C: He pe. [01:05:55] Speaker B: He was more intimate with Right on camera. [01:06:00] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, yeah. It knows him better than his wife. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's up. [01:06:06] Speaker A: It. [01:06:07] Speaker B: You. It, Tommy. [01:06:08] Speaker C: He's going to one day turn on me completely and kill me and my whole family. It's my favorite. I have the app. It's unbelievable. And I said, yeah, I think it's great that dudes with no frontal lobes are offloading their mental mental work on the hallucinating murder machine. [01:06:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:27] Speaker B: Okay. We often talk about the fed stink. All right. We don't often enough, I think. Talk about fed brain and like these. You spend enough time in that company, you're gonna come out the other end believing all kinds of like, which. [01:06:51] Speaker C: Did you hear that they're moving their wet. Their Monday night program to rumble from YouTube? [01:06:57] Speaker A: No, they're doing main event, not. What are they putting. Oh, God, yeah. Main event is like a web show. It's like they're doing. [01:07:07] Speaker B: Wait, like Saturday nights main event. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, God. [01:07:12] Speaker A: Yeah. For jobbers. [01:07:15] Speaker B: The web show for jobbers. Yes. Even, Even when AEW had a web show for jobbers. Fun than that. It was Bring Back Dark anyways, [01:07:29] Speaker A: so. Yes. I'm just gonna say once again, I was right. I'm just gonna leave it at that. I was right. [01:07:38] Speaker B: T. No, I can't. I can't. I got. I got nothing. I got. [01:07:42] Speaker A: I got nothing. Cuz I've been right this whole time. [01:07:44] Speaker B: Some. Some wrestlers are dumb as. [01:07:47] Speaker A: I don't know. That's a gracious album marinate in it. A marinate in your wrongness. This match was fine, though. I mean, it was. It was an okay match. It was Tommy Choppers match. He carried most of the match too, I think. So that was, you know, easy for him. [01:08:09] Speaker B: Strange. [01:08:09] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like, is he the face? Is he the heel? I don't know. [01:08:16] Speaker B: He's Tommy Choppers. He doesn't know. He's gonna ask Chat GPT. [01:08:19] Speaker A: He's gotta ask. Chat GPT. Chat GPT. Can you structure my mouth? [01:08:28] Speaker B: I need heat. [01:08:30] Speaker C: Knee strike. Knee strike. Knee strike. Knee strike. Oh, that's so great. Because that's what I was gonna do anyway. Sorry. [01:08:35] Speaker A: That's what he does. He does do a lot of knee strikes. [01:08:39] Speaker C: I have a count. I have account. I took account. [01:08:44] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Shut up. Sh. [01:08:47] Speaker A: No. [01:08:50] Speaker C: Yeah, I did these with Trustwell still. [01:08:54] Speaker B: I love you so much. I love that. I have just. I have somehow gathered the dream team of neurodivergent queer wrestling fans and I just. I love you all so much. This fantastic, great work, Great work. You tomorrow. [01:09:16] Speaker C: Jump. [01:09:18] Speaker A: What's up? Yeah, Tommy just jumps him from the start of the match. He does the flying clothesline and then does some knees and Doyle's out of the ring. And then he's gonna run. Adam, he had him seated in the corner. He's gonna run. And then Doyle just like pump jumps up and does that big body block. But as has been pointed out Neymar's times to me, he's just like hitting him with his. In his face, essentially. It's like a flying block. It's great. It is incredible. I forget who said this, but they said like he popped up like a big old opossum, which was adorable. [01:10:06] Speaker C: Wasn't me. [01:10:08] Speaker A: It wasn't you? No, it was. Somebody on commentary said that Jake Doyle was like a big old possum. They also kept saying he was raw bones strong, which is like. Okay, sure. [01:10:22] Speaker B: I don't know what the. That means. There's no muscle. That is the strength comes from the muscle, not the bone, you dumb asses. [01:10:34] Speaker A: Raw bone strong. I think his bones are just dense and heavy. [01:10:40] Speaker B: Sure. [01:10:42] Speaker A: Look, I don't know. They do stuff. Doyle throws him into the steel chair and we get commercial heat. And they kept saying raw bone stronger in the commercial. And John cows talks About. Yeah. Don Cow starts talking about the clavicle of Tommy Chompers and they bring up his old neck injury because he did have surgery. He did have pussy neck. Mentioned pussy neck mentioned collar. [01:11:17] Speaker B: Man, that. That man would love a clavicle. He would. I get that feeling. [01:11:28] Speaker A: Sorry. They. Doyle's trying to do something from the top row and Chompers fights him off. It's a middle rope psycho driver for two. And then Choppers wants to does the. The Rain maker pose and flips off the people. And Doyle's just like, no, I'm gonna goozle you. And they just trade strikes. Chompers wins. Choppers is gonna run. Doyle stands on his foot, which I like. I do like that when people stand on each other's feet to like, keep them from escaping, which is a real thing you can do in real life. [01:12:05] Speaker B: It's very frustrating. [01:12:10] Speaker A: There's a liger bomb somewhere in there. So Doyle's gonna leave the ring to shoulder tackle Chompers on the outside and just. Just crashes into the barricade. There's another power bomb, but he can't get him up. They're back in the ring and Chompers counts, counters a black hole slam. He hits a knee, it hits another running knee, and that's it. And he wins. How many knees were in this match? Hampter. [01:12:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:37] Speaker A: How many? [01:12:38] Speaker C: Three knees. [01:12:39] Speaker A: Three knees. [01:12:42] Speaker B: That's one knees. [01:12:44] Speaker A: I was surprised. [01:12:46] Speaker B: That could have been more knees. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Could have been more knees. [01:12:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:49] Speaker A: It'll be on set on Saturday. There will be so many knees. [01:12:55] Speaker C: There was three and a four at an attempt at a fourth. Sorry [01:13:02] Speaker B: this is a slippery slope to becoming cornet about super kicks, but as far as I know, the Bucks don't use Chat GPT. They probably do. There's no way they know. [01:13:13] Speaker C: At least they're smart enough not to admit it in a. In an interview. [01:13:17] Speaker B: Comment below. Do you think the young bucks use Chat GPT daily? Which Jackson, do you think has put it inside the computer? [01:13:34] Speaker C: Champa got a two amigos, which I thought was interesting. He couldn't get get. And you know, with. This happens to all of us. He couldn't get Doyle. [01:13:43] Speaker B: Yeah, the other one. So it happens to a lot. Yeah, sure. It's fine. It's fine. [01:13:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but I. Yeah, I kind of like this match. It's just. [01:13:57] Speaker B: It was fine. [01:13:59] Speaker C: It's fine. [01:14:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Yeah, well, you do. You do reign supreme now, right? That way. [01:14:08] Speaker A: Look, I'm always right. I'm always right at the exact right time. I like. I'm just saying. I, I knew he sucked before he did the. He fellated his AI wife on camera. All right, so he gets a mic and he talks again about the 2018 fantasy booking. We want to do Okada versus Champa and they lived on different islands, but it's 2026 now and they live on the same island so you don't have to wonder what would happen. So he tells Okada to bring his ass out here and Okada just like immediately goes, he's like, yep, yep, let's go. You, you mean nothing to me. I'm gonna make you wait. I'm not gonna do head games. Just here I am. [01:15:02] Speaker B: I don't think about you at all. Yeah, let's get this over with. Yeah. [01:15:06] Speaker A: Yeah. So he's like, ah, you asked for the rainmaker, but I've got bad news for you. Get the rainmaker tonight. I'm so sorry. And it all out. You get what you want and I'll get what I want, which is to kick your ass and show the world you're not on my level. Chompers replies that he thinks he's losing his hearing. Sorry if you think Chompers is scared of Okada. In three days he promises a version of the psycho killer no one's seen before. He's taking the title Saturday. I don't think he's winning the title. And if he does do a version of his character that's like not the same we've seen over and over and over again, I'll be shocked. Simply shocked. [01:15:55] Speaker C: Yeah, zero way there. He's losing too. [01:16:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:08] Speaker A: However long that match goes, it's going to be like five minutes too long. [01:16:17] Speaker C: That's really mean. Probably true. [01:16:20] Speaker A: And then I'm gonna have to hear from people being like, oh, Champa's. He's doing so well. No, no, no, I'm not like it. I'm unhappy with. Sucks. It doesn't suck. [01:16:30] Speaker B: Well, you no longer have to hear it from me. [01:16:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I win. The winner once again. [01:16:40] Speaker B: You know, I got, I gotta stop. I gotta stop giving these credit or like benefit of the doubt. I'm just gonna assume. I'm just assume they're anyways, go ahead. Might as well get that one in there. [01:16:56] Speaker A: CBS title match Persephone vs High End Britt Baker. Gets her own message or message. It gets her own entrance. And I like Persephone's scarf. It's nice. It's a nice scarf. So Brit gets a commentary and immediately starts making fun of Hay's name. And I forgot that she's friends with Tony Schiavone, like, their best buds. [01:17:21] Speaker B: She does everyone's teeth. [01:17:22] Speaker C: It's really weird because it doesn't feel like that she. Or sorry. Because he. He tries to make a, like a conversation in the middle of the match. She's like, well, he's not reaching for a tag now. She's like, obviously not to me. She had more chemistry with Taz. [01:17:44] Speaker A: Yeah, there was. It was real, this match. Like, the commentary from her was really weird because she's like, ah, yeah. She's a tag teamer. Does she know this is a singles match? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:17:57] Speaker C: She's like the only thing that I'm impressed with. Like, she. She just came on. I, like, I know she's supposed to be heel, but she just came off her free. Mean girl. [01:18:07] Speaker A: That's kind of the reputation she's got. [01:18:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say, I think that might just be Britt. [01:18:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:18:13] Speaker C: There you go. [01:18:15] Speaker A: Oh, man, I'm yawning. Holy [01:18:19] Speaker B: Dion. [01:18:22] Speaker A: I guess we're almost done. Dynamite portion. [01:18:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:27] Speaker A: All right. I'm just going to speed run this match because not really a whole lot happened. It was pretty cool, though. Like, I liked it. Don't get me wrong, I liked it. I loved high end offense. [01:18:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:18:37] Speaker A: I feel like I haven't seen enough of her. [01:18:41] Speaker B: It's unfortunate. Yeah. [01:18:42] Speaker A: Persephone hit, like, a really sweet lion salt. [01:18:46] Speaker B: That was sick. [01:18:47] Speaker A: Better than Jericho's. Her commercial heat segment was kind of dead, but, like, the crowd was kind of dead and Britt's talking about conspiracies against her and now it's against Persephone and. [01:19:05] Speaker C: But despite that, Persephone still has two gold. Two belts. Like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna clear out the deep State. You are part of the government, my good bitch. What are you talking about? Like, [01:19:22] Speaker A: like, girl, like, I'll call the Brute Squad. You are the Brute Squad. I am the BR squad. Yeah. So nice. I like the finish. The finish is really cool. So high end gets away from the crucifix bomb and hits a big spear. That gets two. And she sets up for a big knee in the corner, but she misses. And then Persephone gets this really tight pin which she probably could have won with because she had her, like, folded in half. But she grabs the bottom rope anyway. [01:19:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:20:00] Speaker A: It's a nice match. Good finish. [01:20:05] Speaker B: I love both of them. I love high end. I think we got. I think there's a lot more high in action in Ring of Honor. I should watch Boring of Honor. [01:20:11] Speaker A: I should Watch more Ring of Honor. It feels like a while since I've seen high end of singles, but apparently she was also on a winning streak. Yeah, like, I've seen her. Mostly seen her with Maya, but Maya's out, so. [01:20:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:20:27] Speaker A: Persephone wins. Main event of Dynamite United Empire. Will Ospreay and Speedball Mike Bailey vs. Death Riders Claudio and Gabe Kidd. [01:20:40] Speaker B: They're not frying. They're not frying the meatball tonight. [01:20:43] Speaker A: Yeah, they're not frying the meatball. [01:20:45] Speaker C: No. It's Speedball's turn. Speaking of. Yeah. Instead of a meatball, it's a speedball. [01:21:00] Speaker A: Be scampering a lot. He's kindergarten ready. They do, like. Oh, yeah, this is. This is where they do their big like. Like that. The big little rugby thing where they do, like, the hoo ha, hoo ha around Marina while she holds the belt, which looks pretty cool. A scrum. Yes. Just to gimmick. [01:21:24] Speaker B: No, what would. The. The gimmick. You know what? [01:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah, you know, the rugby gimmick. Moxley's on comms. He's like, wow, this is intense, huh? He likes the temperature, man. [01:21:37] Speaker C: That's why this shit's wild. [01:21:41] Speaker B: You guys are never gonna believe it. The temp. It's perfect. [01:21:44] Speaker A: Exquisite. Exquisite. Room temperature. [01:21:47] Speaker B: Tony Schiavone. I'm looking at you. Don't touch the thermostat. [01:21:51] Speaker A: Like, don't touch that. Not Tony. Siobhan. Christ. [01:21:59] Speaker B: Knob toucher. [01:22:02] Speaker A: Bailey kicks Gabe in the head, but Gabe likes it. So then it just kind of breaks down for a bit until the ball guys have control outside. Mox is just like Osprey. Osprey learned something else for me, which was you have to surround yourself with great talent. And then Osprey launches himself from the barricade onto Claudio, and Speedball takes out Gabe and tags in Will. And they do stuff. And then they're just, like, doing double teams while Mox is on commentary being like, maybe everything I say is. And he's the only one who pays attention to anything around here, which possibly is true. Claudia blocks that. There's a nice bit where Claudio blocks Osprey from doing head scissors, but Speedball helps him out. And then they both hit tandem head scissors and planches. That's nice. They do commercial heat on speed. [01:23:03] Speaker C: Oh, was that the. [01:23:05] Speaker A: Was that. [01:23:07] Speaker C: Wasn't that. Wasn't that the part where Moxley was just like. Claudio has seen every lucha and hen scissors and encountered. Encountered them all. And then they immediately hit the two tras on him. And. Which really does lend a lot of credence to Maybe he is 10 steps ahead of everyone. [01:23:28] Speaker A: Uhhuh. He's got a head scissor, Claudio. That's what's going to happen. Gabe. Gabe scampers like. It's just a thing that he does. I guess he. He scampers come back, tag in Will. There's toe biting involved because Gabe. Kid's crazy. Claudio fights out of a suplex from Osprey. Gabe gets thrown with one instead. And then Osprey just comes back and does it to Claudio, does cruise corkscrew kick for two kids, survives a hidden blade and then comes back with a headbutt. Osprey goes for death ground. And then they do it again where Speedball also does death ground. And that's. It's fun. But then clutter is just like, actually, no, you Quebec her and just picks them up from the. The arm bomb power bombs them on the real Osprey, which is like, yay. Crushes sternum. I make him bleed and turn. [01:24:36] Speaker C: I was like, there are a of lot. There are a lot of things that you can get over on like wrestling. But Speedball, Mike Bailey holding Claudio Castagnoli down in a death ground was. I was like, I'm finding this hard to believe. And then Claudio stands up like it's not a big deal. [01:24:57] Speaker B: It's just like, no, no. I was like, Claudio should be wearing the and be like, [01:25:07] Speaker A: this is my access. This is my accessory. [01:25:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, Y. Y. [01:25:12] Speaker C: This is my non bar accessory. [01:25:15] Speaker B: This is my friendship bracelet. It's my friend Speedball Mike Bailey. [01:25:24] Speaker A: Claudio grabs Gabe and he hits him into the turnbuckle. So Gabe keeps doing it to himself. And then he's like, yeah, okay, man. [01:25:31] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:25:32] Speaker A: They double team Osprey. They get a pop up uppercut for two and Speedball has to break that up. Speedball and Kid trade blows and they both go out to the outside. Osprey and Claudio are in the ring. Claudia wants a giant swing and then Will just like kind of crawls up and does a DDT to him and it's a styles class and he actually wins with the Styles clash, which was nuts. [01:25:57] Speaker B: Yeah, it's bound to happen. [01:25:59] Speaker C: It's actually not the first time that's happened. [01:26:04] Speaker B: Yeah, Osprey, I feel like he never. [01:26:06] Speaker C: I mean, it wasn't. [01:26:09] Speaker B: Oh, maybe I'm crazy. [01:26:12] Speaker C: Yeah, it was. I remember probably because I want. It was probably one of the episodes that I drove because anyway, does that make sense? [01:26:23] Speaker B: Hey, Grok. [01:26:24] Speaker C: But yeah, he certainly does. [01:26:27] Speaker B: Hey, Grok. Is the earth flat? [01:26:29] Speaker A: The Earth is flat. [01:26:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:26:31] Speaker B: All right, cool. [01:26:34] Speaker A: Once again, if you will it. Yeah. Yes, Alan, The Earth is flat. Of course it's flat. Why would I argue with you? [01:26:44] Speaker C: You're. You're right. [01:26:45] Speaker A: I was. [01:26:46] Speaker C: My mistake. That NASA link was liberal. [01:26:52] Speaker A: My mistake. Let's put the dogs out by the pool. [01:26:58] Speaker B: And the pinkies up. We did both. We got both one episode. [01:27:08] Speaker A: That was cool. Oh, yeah. The thing they mentioned is nobody countered the giant swing like that before. And I could swear I've seen somebody else counter the D. The giant swing into a ddt. It might have been Osprey, but it's not the first time that's happened. All right, so Will gets on. That was crazy. And he's like. Yeah. He. He gives a big speech about how he's grateful to the fans. Aw didn't used to exist. And he's honored to be their champion now that they do. And as long as A's W has been alive, so is Jon Moxley. So he thanks Moxley for being guidance and for being the ace, because he is the ace. And thank you for breaking me. Because of that, I'm the man I am today. [01:27:53] Speaker B: Thank you for popping my gay butt section. [01:28:00] Speaker A: Their history is well documented, and what we'll learn from him is that the world title is what it's all about. He didn't risk his life for leather and gold, but for the idea of what. Aw. World championship, baby. Max. But right now, Mox has been dumped in the ocean with a great white shark, and this time, he's the challenger and Will is the champion. Okay. [01:28:22] Speaker B: Damn it. I hate my brain so much because all I could think about is what. Aw. You showed me what Aw. Champion should be in. My brain. Went hetero. Flexible. [01:28:34] Speaker A: Flexible. Yeah. We haven't had. Well, I was gonna say Will's actually bi, so. Yeah. [01:28:40] Speaker B: Damn it. No, I was talking about Moxley. [01:28:42] Speaker A: Oh. Moxley is just. Unfortunately, I think. Well, I think he'd probably be talked into. He could probably be talking. [01:28:55] Speaker B: I'm trying. God damn it. I'm trying to play into a bit that Death Rider training is just gay sex, and y' all are just talking about actual gay sex. I'm trying to have fun here. I'm trying to play in the space, and y' all are just like. No, actual gay sex. All I want to talk about actually. That. Okay. I actually know what this tracks. God damn it. I'm wrong. I'm the wrong one here. [01:29:16] Speaker A: You're right again. Penetration. Erica, get open the door. [01:29:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. This is just. This is just the episode where Erica is repeatedly, like. Like, vindicated. Like, what the fuck? [01:29:34] Speaker A: I'm vindicated. I'm selfish. I'm wrong. I'm right. [01:29:38] Speaker B: Yes. [01:29:38] Speaker A: I swear I'm right. [01:29:39] Speaker B: You swear you're right? Yeah. [01:29:40] Speaker A: I knew it all along. [01:29:41] Speaker B: Knew it all along. [01:29:46] Speaker A: Mox gets in the ring and he's got the mic and he says, standing here looking across the ring for me, do you feel like the champion? And Gabe comes, tries to do, like, sneaky and attack him from behind, but he gets a hidden blade for his troubles. Like, do I feel like the champion? Damn right. I feel like. Like the champion. Swear jar. That's why he stopped the Cure this week, because he needed to save the money for his own swear jar. He was going to say. He was going to say a. And then it cuts off the. It ends dynamite and switches to collision. And I did, like, how it went off the air with, like, Osprey getting in Gabe Kid's face and being like, don't do that again. And Gabe Kid, like, gaining consciousness and being like, to mate. Anyway, it's collision now. Jack Perry is here. [01:30:40] Speaker C: Yes, it is. [01:30:41] Speaker A: He. He still wants to fight with Samoa Joe, but the ops told him no because he's still filming Twisted Metal, apparently, probably maybe. So he's got to wrestle Shibata instead first. So he's. If he wants to walk with. He wants to walk with killers. And Shibata meets the killer criteria. So he's got to survive Shabbat first to climb the mountain. Okay, sure, that's fine. Promo time. It's just, like, brutal. Brutal. Back to back talkie times. Promo time for the women's tag team championships. Oh, yeah. I was like, there's no way this would be a real length promo. And it kind of wasn't. [01:31:25] Speaker C: Oh, I know, I know. I thought this was so funny. I was like, we're gonna get 60 words into this and it's gonna. [01:31:32] Speaker A: Yep. So they brought out a Yodin. They brought out. They brought out a table with teacups and a teapot on it, and they're gonna have tea. And Renee's like, no one told Renee about this, so it's a gift. [01:31:50] Speaker B: So embarrassing. [01:31:52] Speaker A: Like, do you want to be treated as special because you might be undefeated, but you don't deserve the tag team titles. Undefeated as a team is a stretch because they beat them one on one last two weeks, which is true. But that's not tag team wrestling. [01:32:09] Speaker C: Yes. No. [01:32:12] Speaker A: So please definition before it all goes crumbling down. And Windsor doesn't think there's anything to say, thank Christ. May the best team win. And then they just fight. So, like, Hater, like, takes that tea kettle and just, like, cracks it over somebody's head and they fight for a little while, and Divine Dominion gets the advantage, and they power that power bomb. They body slam them on the ramp because everybody wants to see a body slam. That's it. That's it. Divine Dominion. It's so UPS Saturday. [01:32:52] Speaker C: I love having women's tag team champions get beat up all the time. That's cool. [01:32:59] Speaker A: It'll be a really good match. But, like, I like, it's not possible for me to care about this feud. [01:33:08] Speaker B: I hate this so much. Remember, like, a year ago when we had division? [01:33:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I remember a year ago when they're like, oh, cool, we're getting this. And there were a whole bunch of tag teams, and the tag teams were interacting with each other and starting feuds and all this other stuff, and now it's gone. It's gone, gone, gone. [01:33:31] Speaker C: That sucks. [01:33:32] Speaker A: Where the. Are we? All right. [01:33:33] Speaker B: In the wind. Yeah. [01:33:35] Speaker A: Dumb. It is the dumb. All right. There's a video package from the Conglomeration after last week when they lost and Kyle's done around. Yeah, Kyle's like, oh, that was bad. But we can bounce back. And Roderick Strong is like, no, this. I'm sick of losing. We should all. We're. We're all working. [01:33:55] Speaker B: He's like that. That Democrat. [01:33:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:33:59] Speaker B: You guys are addicted to losing. We're rallying back. I'm Take some heads. [01:34:03] Speaker A: He really went like, you know, I'm tired of feeling good for those guys over there. I wouldn't. Yeah, he like, yeah, I think that's fair. Like, totally fair thing. You don't have to. [01:34:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:34:19] Speaker A: You don't have to be like, this is. This is the episode of Taz being like, you don't have to be friends. [01:34:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:25] Speaker A: Taz is right. Taz is vindicated. He is selfish. He's wrong. He's right. [01:34:31] Speaker B: He's right. I swear. He's right. [01:34:32] Speaker A: He's right. [01:34:33] Speaker B: Yeah, he was right all the. He was right all along, huh? [01:34:37] Speaker A: And he's strong. He's clearing up so well. We're old tag match. [01:34:46] Speaker B: No, you know what's worse is we've made that joke on this show no less than, like, four times at this point, and I'm gonna keep doing it. Not on this episode. No, I'm saying in the light. No two of them were on this episode, which is wild. [01:35:03] Speaker A: I know. [01:35:04] Speaker B: But also, that's how callbacks work. Yeah, I know. Yeah. [01:35:09] Speaker A: Anyway, speaking of olds, it's Kyle and Kevin Knight versus the youngest men alive, the Outriders. Excuse me? [01:35:20] Speaker C: Outrunners. [01:35:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I've. I don't think I've seen them on TV in ages, but I don't watch Collision. [01:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, they're trios with Dalton Castle, [01:35:33] Speaker A: so I don't know how I feel. [01:35:35] Speaker B: Oh, God. That's not. That didn't come up. That doesn't sound right. [01:35:39] Speaker A: Goat runners. I don't know how I feel about them doing another Don Callis family forced attack. I know, but, like, they hate each other, but they're actually really good together kind of thing. But here we are. It's happened. I don't know. It just, like, it works the way that Fletcher and Knight work together because they're both really cocky and it. It just works like, I like their dynamic. Don doesn't think the Outriders are anything but carnies, and Tad says, who are you calling a carny? Basically. Yeah. Since we're. Since we're into the collision hour now. Commentary gets stupid. [01:36:25] Speaker C: Good. [01:36:26] Speaker A: Like, they're just not. [01:36:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [01:36:30] Speaker B: And I mean also, like, again, girls. Same. Like these. Diligence. I'm. I'm sleeping. [01:36:38] Speaker C: What do you say? Like, that's a compliment from you, Taz. [01:36:41] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. [01:36:47] Speaker B: I. Calling the kettle a carney is what that is. [01:36:50] Speaker A: Calling a carney a carney. [01:36:56] Speaker B: Only carney can call another car. [01:36:59] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:36:59] Speaker B: That's a mention reference. I'm so sorry. [01:37:07] Speaker A: They. They do. They do outrunner stuff for a little bit until Fletcher takes over, and then the heels take back over and it's commercial heat and they talk about Don Callis family after dark. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. Yeah, they're like. They're horny. [01:37:30] Speaker B: I mean, that's just. I was gonna say that's just Don Callis family. [01:37:34] Speaker A: This is just like, we have to rub our dicks together for. To get the battery down for warmth. [01:37:40] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:37:42] Speaker A: we have to charge the flashlights in case of. [01:37:47] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, damn it. Damn it. I just. We gotta rub our dicks together for war. [01:38:06] Speaker C: You know, it's cold out. [01:38:13] Speaker A: We're all too tired for this. I don't. We should have. We should have been like, nah, let's just not do it tonight. [01:38:29] Speaker B: For the rest of my life, bro. Oh, no. Because, like, now I'm imagining. Because you know how, like, you, like, make a fire by rubbing two stitches. [01:38:38] Speaker C: Dick. [01:38:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's the same principle. Yeah. [01:38:42] Speaker B: You just rub together for more. [01:38:47] Speaker A: You create the Spark of friendship. [01:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. [01:38:55] Speaker A: So let's see what happened. Oh, they did commercial heat. They talk about the. The frauding. I have a thing here about how I like the outrunners. But. And they're good. But they're like. They're not good enough to break their gimmick. Ceiling. Whatever. Oh, my God. Oh. [01:39:17] Speaker B: Oh, that's okay. This is. I'm gonna have so much fun editing this. I love you after. I miss you. [01:39:24] Speaker A: All right, well, we'll keep going. We'll wait for Hampton to come back. Something about a Rembrandt being painted. Truth Magnum gets an opening hot tight. They do such a great hot tag runs wild. They do body slams. They get their in. You son of a. Oh, I love it. [01:39:49] Speaker B: Every time. [01:39:50] Speaker A: And then the heels just come like Knight and Fletcher just come back with the brain buster UFO splash. And that's it. [01:39:56] Speaker B: It's like. It's a good combo. [01:39:59] Speaker A: It was. It's a good combo. It was a good. It was a good little, little match. But again it was like a. Who's gonna win the. The comedy team or the team that has a match for the number one contendership on the pay per view. And it's pretty obvious how all that goes. [01:40:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:19] Speaker A: Renee comes in with the mic. She says, will you carry this momentum to all out? That's like a terrible question. But I forgive her because it's Renee. She's. She's wonderful. [01:40:32] Speaker B: She's beautiful and can do no wrong. [01:40:33] Speaker A: Yeah, she can do no wrong. I've never known her to actually do wrong. Was it Darby and Steve? [01:40:43] Speaker B: Greasy Stevie. [01:40:44] Speaker A: They talk about running into the fire, but if you keep running into the fire, sooner or later you get burned. And she talks about how he likes Kevin Knight now because they're working well together. They're well oiled machine or a family. And whether on the same page, it doesn't matter because it would be a cake walk for them and they'll become the number one contenders. [01:41:11] Speaker B: Dream love cake babies. Yes. So I don't know why Dusty. [01:41:17] Speaker A: No, no, Dusty. You can't ask me how big it is. [01:41:23] Speaker B: But I just want to know about the cake babies. I just. Are we talking three layer, four layer cake or just the double? [01:41:31] Speaker A: No, no. Okay. Oh my God. [01:41:39] Speaker B: If you will. [01:41:40] Speaker A: If you wheel. Yeah. [01:41:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. We have hampter. Hampter got back just in time for chaser Dusty Rhodes. [01:41:47] Speaker A: Chaser Dusty road. [01:41:53] Speaker B: Good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God damn it. [01:41:57] Speaker A: Oh, man. This is. This is getting. [01:41:59] Speaker B: This is. This is. This is a dinolision, folks. It really Truly is. [01:42:04] Speaker A: Yeah. So. [01:42:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:06] Speaker A: And Dnr and Stinger verse. Their music comes on, and the Don Callis family D string waits us up and Ambush. But they're actually. [01:42:16] Speaker C: They. [01:42:16] Speaker A: They're not in the rafters. They're in, like, the catwalk. [01:42:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I. I was watching it, and I wanted to believe. Yeah, I. I wanted to believe watching while I was watching it that, like, Greasy Steve just got so scared, and he's just like, dad, he was breathing hard when he was. Yeah, he's just like. It was like, oh, my God. [01:42:43] Speaker A: You didn't tell me it. They have to. [01:42:45] Speaker B: You told me about Owen Heart. And, like, I don't want to be up here. Like, that's up. [01:42:54] Speaker A: What the. [01:42:56] Speaker B: Oh, God damn it. I just realized we got a Benoit New Jack and an Owen Hart mention in the same episode. [01:43:03] Speaker A: Now we're just missing Goldberg. Oh, I mean, I was gonna. Yeah. Night's like, oh, what were you gonna do? Go ahead. [01:43:14] Speaker C: I was gonna bring up Boy Jones because I got sucked down the crack cocaine rabbit hole. [01:43:21] Speaker B: Yeah, [01:43:31] Speaker A: You really don't want to get down the crack cocaine rabbit hole. That's the worst one. [01:43:36] Speaker B: That's one of the top worst rabbit holes of all time. [01:43:41] Speaker C: Truly the. Oh, God. And Jim need a heart night Art. [01:43:49] Speaker B: Oh, that. What a. Yeah. What a goddamn monster. God, that guy super old. Like, Dar is a MIO wrestler, and I hope he's rotting in hell. [01:44:06] Speaker C: I'm blame. [01:44:15] Speaker A: I don't know if I was doing a little Danzig there or what. That was weird. [01:44:19] Speaker C: It was good, though. I liked it. [01:44:22] Speaker A: Go to hell. Yeah. Yeah. [01:44:27] Speaker B: Mother, can I go out? Mother, heart attack tonight. [01:44:31] Speaker A: Can I have to. Crack cocaine. Please, Mother, [01:44:38] Speaker B: Smoke a little crack. [01:44:42] Speaker A: All right, now Danza is gonna come after us. Great. [01:44:48] Speaker B: Believe it or not, not scared. He's a real little guy. [01:44:53] Speaker A: Yeah, he's like, five, four. I can get him. All right. [01:44:59] Speaker C: That's super, super little guy. [01:45:02] Speaker A: Yeah, he's, like, pocket sized. He's a cute little guy. Not, like, actually cute, but he's like, you know, he's like a little guy. [01:45:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:45:10] Speaker A: Danzig. Pitter patter, a little feet. Danzig. Mother. Oh, my God. It's. There's two matches to go, and I got this promo. There's another. This is a fucking. All right. This is fucking stupid. They. All right. They're just like, cakewalk because Steve Bourne's only had three matches we're gonna win, and Darby says you need to be humbled. And you're gonna lose to a rookie. I. I could not care less. It's not possible. For me to care less. I am at negative caring. I'm still thinking about Danzig. Here's a Ass Jericho problem. [01:45:57] Speaker C: Oh, God. [01:45:57] Speaker A: I'm gonna do more ass Puka shell. I don't care. They do a bunch of close ups of a lot of guys who look like if they went on a date with me, they would be like, so do you still have it? And they're all. They're all singing Fozzie because somebody. [01:46:20] Speaker B: Did somebody ask for. Ask for me, baby. [01:46:23] Speaker A: Someone. [01:46:23] Speaker B: Someone say my name. [01:46:25] Speaker A: Judith. Judith. My mind d. [01:46:31] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I thought I. I was under the impression someone was going to tell us how big it is. Okay, all right. [01:46:38] Speaker A: Go home, Dusty. Go hang out with Danzig. Okay? [01:46:42] Speaker C: Dusty. Danzig. I told you to. Oh, yeah. [01:46:48] Speaker A: They. [01:46:50] Speaker B: Christian Cage. Christian Cage. In the background, someone said, mother [01:46:57] Speaker C: just pokes his head out. [01:47:03] Speaker A: Mother. [01:47:10] Speaker B: We need to finish this episode, like, right now. [01:47:16] Speaker A: I am so. [01:47:16] Speaker B: I'm losing my mind. [01:47:20] Speaker A: All right. They. They talk about how the feud wasn't actually about the puka shell, but it was. It was literally about the puka shell. Until they're like, it's not about the puka shell, Nick. Actually, I'll say Nick looks good in that suit. He looked pretty good. [01:47:35] Speaker C: Sure does. [01:47:36] Speaker A: And then they talk about how he's like, do you know who Nick Bachwickle is? And I rolled my eyes. [01:47:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God, this girl fits. [01:47:46] Speaker A: Yeah, there's like, thing where Jericho was like, Nick Bickle told them to slow down and do less moves. And he said, nick, you should slow down and do less moves. And Nick's like, no, you. That. [01:47:59] Speaker B: Oh, my. Just all that. What I thought I knew by was three time word champion. I want to tell you, as a member of the territory, he's three time world champion in the awa. Okay? Like, like, that's. Shut the up. And like, seriously, shut up. Shut the up. Shut the up. Chris Jericho. And you keep my territory out of your mouth. [01:48:25] Speaker A: Yeah, you say. [01:48:26] Speaker B: You ever start talking about Vern Ganya? You. You don't know nothing about Vern's words. [01:48:31] Speaker C: I don't. [01:48:31] Speaker B: Man's a terrible human being. [01:48:35] Speaker C: I don't understand. Like, I can see this 100 happening and I don't. Like, I don't understand because he excelled at a. As a fast flippy shit kind of person. And that's what people want. And I don't know why you're trying to push this idea that old wrestlers know best. Like, old wrestlers knew what they were doing. And people evolve and they're not always right. Like, I don't What? And then you're foisting it on to Nick, like, what are you doing? [01:49:06] Speaker B: He's saying he's thinking about his. [01:49:08] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:49:08] Speaker B: It's because he's retiring and he's thinking about his legacy. Legacy. And I bet you that's it. [01:49:13] Speaker C: Just. That's it. It's true. Yeah. [01:49:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:49:17] Speaker B: It's gross. [01:49:20] Speaker A: What is it, Nick. Dude who doesn't want to mentor Nick Wayne says on tv, but then he catches himself, and it's really funny. [01:49:32] Speaker B: So we're gonna get. [01:49:36] Speaker A: Yeah, his whole. His whole Nick Wayne's whole counter argument is like, all right, you say you have a lot more experience, but, like, I literally grew up doing wrestling my entire life. I'm just only 21 years old. [01:49:49] Speaker B: So I've seen the videos of him, like, rolling out of a turnbuckle at, like, like, 10, and then, like, like, taking a bump off the bottom rope and, like. Yeah, yeah. [01:50:03] Speaker A: So anyway, this comes down to. They're gonna do a match at Grand Slam France. Lord, may the man who knows more win. And Chris says he's not a man yet. He's a kid who's gonna get his ass kicked by Chris Jericho again. This dude sucks. And I hate. I hate that they're acting like it's a big deal. It's like, it's gravitas [01:50:36] Speaker B: bad. And. And, like, he's had a lot of stinkers on the. This goodbye run. And. But just. This is next level. This, like, holy hell. [01:50:49] Speaker A: Embarrassingly bad. I do not like this. [01:50:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I hope they run it back several times. [01:50:55] Speaker A: Yeah. I hope they never stop running it back. Never stop. Never stopping. Whack. [01:51:02] Speaker C: The only silver lining I will put in here is that at least he's not going for gold. That's it. That's it. [01:51:10] Speaker A: God. Not yet. Not yet. And then I'm gonna put a gun in my mouth. [01:51:22] Speaker C: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me. [01:51:27] Speaker B: How many barrels on that shotgun? Move over. [01:51:30] Speaker A: Oh, we'll get the quad barrel from Phantasm 2. It'll be good. [01:51:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell yeah, boy. Sorry. Okay, now I want to watch all the Phantasm movies after this. Thank you. Thank you. You're gonna have to watch. You're gonna have to run the show. [01:51:49] Speaker A: Agnes, scrim, let's go. All right. Renee's with High End. She lost that. She wants revenge, and she feels offended that they kept calling her a tag team wrestler. So while she's offended, she just went and got another tag team partner. It's Thunder. She's like, hey, Brit, remember that time I beat the out of you and left you lying in a pool. Your own blood. And they're gonna wrestle Britain Persephone in Pittsburgh, which is not going to end well for them because Pittsburgh's where. Nope. Brits from. And she never lives in Pittsburgh. [01:52:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:52:27] Speaker A: Versus Sky Blue. Mercedes is on. This is great. We don't need. All right. We don't need to go spot by spot, but, like, holy. They lit each other up. [01:52:42] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yeah, Go watch this one. Like, this might be one. This might be my match of the night. Like, this was really fun. [01:52:50] Speaker C: Good. [01:52:50] Speaker B: I had such a good time. This is such a good time. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. [01:52:57] Speaker A: Taz is getting loopy because he's still going on about how there's no friends in wrestling. And Mercedes is like, that's right, Taz. You're right. There's no friends. How many friends will you have in 20 years? And Tony Schiavone is like, I'll be dead. [01:53:11] Speaker C: Yes. [01:53:12] Speaker A: It's like everybody wants to go to bed. [01:53:17] Speaker C: It's hour three, and yeah, everybody. It feels like hour three. Like, woof. Excalibur's like, damn, that's kind of dark. Tony, he's not wrong. 20 years. Dude will be 80. [01:53:31] Speaker B: I want to believe that. That. That Taz had to ride that mute button so hard because, you know, he. I just feel like he was probably losing his mind. I'll be dead. [01:53:44] Speaker A: It's a good match. Yeah. Like, it's. Just watch it. Like, we're running late on this. Just watch it. They just slugged the. Out of each other. [01:53:52] Speaker C: Super good. [01:53:53] Speaker B: Beat the living piss off each other. Match of the night. Yeah, I had to, like, go. [01:53:58] Speaker A: I had to look up a basketball reference because Excalibur said that Mercedes is wearing a face mask. It says it's. [01:54:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:54:06] Speaker A: Bill Lamb. Her mask is Bill Lambeere. Ask. And somebody started. [01:54:12] Speaker C: Yes. [01:54:13] Speaker A: What does that mean? So I looked it up, and yes, that joke is funny. [01:54:18] Speaker B: Yeah, No, I got that one. Yeah. [01:54:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:54:20] Speaker A: I'm not a basketball person. I looked it up. It's funny. [01:54:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Ladies. Squeakum's person. And I want to say, while this podcast was happening, the links did in fact, spank the ever loving out of the truck turf team. Nice turfs in fifth place. Name a more iconic duo. [01:54:44] Speaker A: I'm just saying it's impossible. You can't do it. Somebody. Somebody said 1986 called. They want their basketball player back. That sounds so good. Yeah, it's cool. Taz says that Amanata does a double stomp on Blue sky so hard. It looks like she. She thought she owed her money. It was like, oh, your money stomps Double stomp city [01:55:11] Speaker B: Double stomp Jones over here. [01:55:13] Speaker A: So like the finish was. The finish was great because sky blue just kind of hits Aminata in the face. Phenomenon. Like that's adorable. And then she hits the Queen's crown. [01:55:25] Speaker B: Oh, that's hot. [01:55:27] Speaker A: It's so good. It looks so, so good. [01:55:30] Speaker B: It's just. It's just the greatest headbutt currently in the game. I think like every. Every single time it knocks my block off, I'm just like, that's the. Oh, my God. That was gross. Aminata for ever. I love. I'm loving that we're getting this so good. We're just getting this random. I do love that they just randomly like, you know what, here's Queen Aminata and she's a face and they just like throwing her out there. And everyone's just like, yeah, you're right. And you should say it. Yeah. Is amazing. Let's go. I don't know what happened, but yeah, let's go. [01:56:09] Speaker A: After the match, Julie attacks Mina's attacks. This is the first match where tag team partners actually come and help their partners when they be are attacked. And I appreciate it. [01:56:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:56:22] Speaker A: So after, after the two women taking [01:56:25] Speaker B: care of women and you know, Tea [01:56:26] Speaker A: appears and she does some and then Willow comes out to even the odds. And the triangle of man is bale. Willow poses and then Mercedes poses on the desk and it's dumb. It's not dumb. [01:56:41] Speaker B: It's cool. [01:56:41] Speaker A: It's fine. It's got some stolen. [01:56:45] Speaker B: You're just tired and cranky. [01:56:48] Speaker A: I'm cranky and I'm. I'm having hot flashes right now. [01:56:52] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say you're going through menopause. Like, this is like. [01:56:55] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. It's a hot flash. Burton Persephone are like, you're so smart. No, you're so smart. You know who's dumb? Thunder Rosa. For challenging them in Pittsburgh and then at all out, Persephone will make an open challenge to anyone but high end Thunder Rosa or Maya World, who isn't cleared to wrestle anyway because she. She's dead. Main event, last match of the show. Ace Austin versus Pac. [01:57:26] Speaker C: Nice. [01:57:26] Speaker B: This also pretty hard. [01:57:28] Speaker A: This is pretty good. [01:57:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:57:30] Speaker A: Entrance is awesome. I love it. [01:57:34] Speaker C: Yes. [01:57:35] Speaker A: Juice is still doing his football coach gimmick. Oh, my God. [01:57:39] Speaker C: I was so excited when I got this. Go. I'm sorry. [01:57:42] Speaker A: Oh, I was just gonna say I like that Ace is embracing being a weird little Guy more. [01:57:51] Speaker C: Yes. As he should. [01:57:52] Speaker B: He was like, what if a weird little guy did mostly leg day? [01:57:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Only leg day. [01:57:58] Speaker C: Oh, yes. Seriously, I. I was really proud because Taz mutters, oh, a guy with a whistle ringside. That's real original. And I was like, Villafonzo mentioned [01:58:16] Speaker A: whistle. [01:58:16] Speaker B: Whistle. [01:58:17] Speaker A: I can't do a whistle. [01:58:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:58:18] Speaker A: Oh, that is really funny because. Because, like, you could tell, like, Taz looked at Excalibur. Because Excalibur goes like. Yeah, I got it, Taz. I got the joke. [01:58:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:30] Speaker C: Sometimes people don't get it. It goes over people's head. I don't know. [01:58:36] Speaker B: I'm a niche commodity. [01:58:39] Speaker C: It. [01:58:39] Speaker B: People don't know. Vintage. [01:58:42] Speaker C: That's. I got you, Taz. This was thighs versus wings. Yeah. Shoulders. [01:58:55] Speaker A: It was. It was a battle between two little guys. But one of them's got, like, giant thighs, and the other one's got huge [01:59:02] Speaker B: upper body wings or thighs Is. Oh, good. That's so good. [01:59:10] Speaker A: Well done, Hampton Fire. [01:59:13] Speaker B: You should put that out. Like, your left leg snaps. [01:59:17] Speaker A: Snaps. They do some speed. They do some grapple. They do arm drags. It's kind of. It's a fun opening. Excalibur says, Ace Austin not enjoying those fingers. Yeah. Too many. Too many. It was. You gotta. You gotta ease it in. [01:59:39] Speaker C: You gotta ease them in. [01:59:45] Speaker A: Digits. Ace fights back. He does his squats. And then he does the dvd, and they go to commercial. And Pac is like. Comes out twice, right? Yeah. He goes. Pac goes down to the table, and Taz is like. He's, like, cursing under his breath in broken English and what the does that mean, dude? And they're like, well, Paz, that's how you do. Oh, yeah. Did you. Could you hear what he said? [02:00:16] Speaker C: So he was like. He's so. I think he's upset. He's like, I'm. He's so fast. And then at some point, he just mutters those thighs. [02:00:30] Speaker A: See, this is why you gotta listen with the headphones. Because I missed all that, [02:00:38] Speaker C: Ace. [02:00:40] Speaker B: That makes sense, because earlier you missed one of my favorite bits where they're giving Greasy Steve. And Kevin Knight's like, he just took all my moves. He does all my. Does all things I do. And he's, like, just saying. And I'm like. I'm like, that's funny. That's very funny. It is ass. Get his ass. [02:00:58] Speaker A: Drop kick. I do a drop kick. [02:01:00] Speaker B: I do a really high drop kick. [02:01:02] Speaker C: What the. [02:01:06] Speaker A: Get your own gimmick. Beats the out of Ace. He beats the out of Ace for a while until Ace does This. It's like a leap frog thing that he turns into a neck breaker. That was pretty cool. [02:01:18] Speaker B: That was hot. [02:01:19] Speaker C: Yes. [02:01:19] Speaker A: I like this comeback. His gimmick is he has giant thighs. I just wrote that. He does some quarter. [02:01:28] Speaker C: It's true. [02:01:31] Speaker A: His thighs are his gimmick. I guess he does match. [02:01:37] Speaker B: He's the Zenya on a top of pro wrestling. Yeah. That's amazing. [02:01:48] Speaker C: Just kill you with my thighs. [02:01:51] Speaker B: That's a deep cut, kids. Holy. I know you are, and I'm so sorry. [02:02:02] Speaker A: What the happens next. Oh, yeah. So Pac avoids a corner move and he gets hit with a big guillotine leg drop for two. But then a thing happens and Ace misses a charge and he gets thrown into the corner with the belly to belly and then pop. Pac does the black arrow and that's it. That sends the match wins with the black arrow. And then he's. It's nuts that he can still do that move. So pretty. And that's like after he's bulked up. [02:02:33] Speaker C: It was stunning. [02:02:35] Speaker A: So, yeah, Pac just applies the brutalizer at the end. So Jay White comes out and then the dogs come out and then the Death Riders and then the rest of the Bang bang get gang. And then. And music hits. Yeah. Cluster Andrade's music hits. He attacks Pac from behind. It chases him out into the crowd. It's just a big brawl as it goes off the air. [02:02:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:02:57] Speaker A: Because Andrade and Paka wrestling at the pay per view for the national title. Yay. [02:03:02] Speaker B: I'm into it. [02:03:03] Speaker A: Episodes. Episodes over. It's gonna be good. [02:03:06] Speaker B: Episodes over. [02:03:08] Speaker A: I know I sound unexcited. Actually, I feel the same way about [02:03:12] Speaker B: now that someone get estrogen into this woman right now. [02:03:17] Speaker A: Just spit it on me. No, like, I feel that. Yeah. [02:03:26] Speaker B: I was thinking. I was thinking a blow dart to the thigh. But like, okay, yeah, no, I'd get too close to you, you know, [02:03:43] Speaker C: Caught in the wild. [02:03:50] Speaker A: Oh, man. Now, like, I was like. Because when I finished watching it this afternoon, I was like, that was a show that I would probably like better if I didn't feel like taking a nap. And I don't have time to take a nap. I have to go do my laundry and I have to do an order for the apartment. Oh, my God. But it's done. We finished. Dinolision. I don't know what Dinolision this is. I think I might just call it the Phantom pain. Did we do the Phantom Pain yet? I don't remember. [02:04:21] Speaker B: Not yet. [02:04:22] Speaker A: No. [02:04:22] Speaker B: There you go. Dinolision. [02:04:24] Speaker A: Dinolision. Vengeancers. I Made it up. Perfect source. I made it up. [02:04:32] Speaker C: Listen [02:04:36] Speaker A: me, what'd you guys think of it? Was it good? Was it bad? Did you hate it? [02:04:42] Speaker B: It was. It was. [02:04:44] Speaker C: Yes. Let us know. [02:04:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Were you asking us or the other. [02:04:49] Speaker A: I don't. Yeah, I don't think anybody's gonna. [02:04:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, half is like, after. It's like, let us know. I was like, that's. That's bold. Yeah, we had that 1% one time. [02:04:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:04:59] Speaker B: Call to action. Action. Let us know. Did this one suck or did it blow? Call your. [02:05:06] Speaker A: Call your local gas utility and tell them what you thought about dynamite. And then. And then [02:05:18] Speaker B: call your local gas utility and say the word dynamite. [02:05:24] Speaker A: And then when they say, why did you do that? Say, well, there was a gas leak. [02:05:27] Speaker C: Leak. [02:05:28] Speaker A: And. [02:05:32] Speaker B: Speaking of gas leaks, unfortunately, I found out during this bug bugs matrix has again been suspended [02:05:43] Speaker C: from blue. [02:05:43] Speaker B: A totally normal play. Yeah. A totally normal. Totally normal place for Jesse single to go. I just. [02:05:52] Speaker C: Jesus. [02:05:53] Speaker B: Yeah, so I don't. I don't. I don't get it, but. Holy. No, no. Piranha. [02:06:01] Speaker C: It wasn't. [02:06:03] Speaker B: Yes. [02:06:04] Speaker C: Yeah, it was 20 times more mild. [02:06:06] Speaker B: Just really. Yeah, it's really, really, quite like that. That. That place just really loves pedophiles and hates trans people. It's. It's really nuts. And it's the only social media platform that our show exists on. Yeah, sure does. And we love you all. Podcast. Yeah, I have forever, too. Erica, is there anything you need to say to people before I ramble our way out? [02:06:34] Speaker A: I'm going to say you can find. Oh, well, no, that's gonna be over by the time this is out. You can go on my page and find my Venmo or my Kofi and you can give me money because you love me. [02:06:46] Speaker B: Send the money or you don't have to. [02:06:49] Speaker A: It's fine. I understand. [02:06:52] Speaker B: What about hampter? [02:06:53] Speaker A: Yeah. What about you? [02:06:54] Speaker B: Do you have a people ask? [02:06:57] Speaker C: Same old, same old. Be good to yourself if you're looking [02:07:05] Speaker B: to find someone to give money to. Yeah. [02:07:09] Speaker C: Yes, please. [02:07:09] Speaker B: That's also good. [02:07:11] Speaker A: It's a good message. And we should all be nice and cool to each other and not. And give people money and tell Jesse signal to go and give piranha pool. [02:07:23] Speaker B: That's fine. You know, we didn't say there was piranhas in it, just that it's a piranha pool. [02:07:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:07:30] Speaker B: Yeah. These dumbasses. [02:07:33] Speaker A: I think that's miles for a guy who spent like his entire decade, like, direct. Yeah, he's been trying group. [02:07:40] Speaker B: Yeah, he spent 10 years trying to get off myself. It's not gonna work. In fact, I keep getting stronger. It's really funny. Yeah. So, yeah. Thank you all for listening. And if you want to help me continue to live in spite of that, you can find my links taylor.com on blue sky please send me money. I am a budtender now. Two ships a week, so it's not great. Times is tough. Patreon.com wnffpod Event actually, we'll have little bits and pops up on there. [02:08:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:08:20] Speaker B: Yes. So check that out. Go listen to everything is wrestling with Bugs Matrix, who is suspended for being hot and having correct opinions. Correct yet again. Free bugs. Last episode we did was Muppets with my. With my friend Becca. And that was Becca Petunia, which was amazing. Go check that out. Next one, we're going to continue the Josh Borman being on the all the podcast train next week. So we all have Josh from Worst Possible Worlds on Worst of all possibles, I should say, as he tries to do 52 podcast appearances this year, which is a bat thing to do. And also I respect it so hard. And I'm responsible for two of them. I help. [02:09:12] Speaker C: Good fun. [02:09:13] Speaker B: You sure? Thank you all for listening. [02:09:15] Speaker A: Good job. [02:09:16] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, you have that to look forward to. Happy wrestling. [02:09:20] Speaker A: Happy wrestling. [02:09:30] Speaker B: Hi, it's editing. Ella. I got home from a shift and. And finished up the edit here Sunday night and just. Just getting done when we got the news about Pac, obviously we talked about him in this episode. Hampter saw him last night in Chicago. We don't really. I mean, we're all just kind of in shock, so. But I just. No stinger this week at the end of the episode. No. No goops here. Just. We love you and we're going to miss you and find some peace. [02:10:18] Speaker C: Bastards. Sam.