Akira Gets Whacked

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that, there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Anyone hasn't yet go on Netflix and watch Chain Smoking Cat Girl. It's my new favorite anime. Welcome back to Wednesday night Fake Fights. It is I, Ella Taylor. What with the she and the her and a couple extremely confused looking wrestler queers right now. I never know what I'm gonna say before the intro. That's what keeps it super duper fun for me. But we're here to watch. Aw. Dynamite. As we always do every week. I just finished it 10 minutes ago because that is how my week is going. But yeah, here with the rest queers first Wrestle Queer Returning Wrestle queer. Erica, the length warrants. [00:01:37] Speaker A: Hello. It is a very disappointed. Erica, the length Warrens. I'm ashamed of both of you. [00:01:44] Speaker B: What did I do? [00:01:45] Speaker A: You said Goldberg to Silent the Pit Trans Heart. [00:01:50] Speaker B: I know, I know. [00:01:53] Speaker A: I am so mortified. We had like an honest to God legend on this show and you said Goldberg to her. [00:02:02] Speaker B: If there's one person she hates more than Will Osprey, it's Bill Goldberg. I know. And I. I really that up. [00:02:10] Speaker A: I'm the only like. And Hampter, it's canceled out because they sent me those delicious Hampter bites. [00:02:16] Speaker B: So really, this is on me. [00:02:17] Speaker A: I am just like, I. I added them to my Wawa order. They're. They're so good. [00:02:22] Speaker B: Hell yeah. [00:02:23] Speaker C: Speaking. Speaking of which, I need an important announcement about Hampter bites. Oh, important announcement. [00:02:30] Speaker B: Yo soy Sarah. Yeah. [00:02:32] Speaker C: Thank you. Okay, wait, hold on. So there's a. [00:02:36] Speaker A: There's a. [00:02:37] Speaker C: There's a hamp. [00:02:38] Speaker A: The. [00:02:39] Speaker C: There is a Hampter Sarah. That comes out as normal, except it kind of staggers a little bit and it gets to the center of the ring and then starts rising up to the center and then spinning around super, super, super fast before exploding into samples and shrapnel of Hampton Bites. [00:02:59] Speaker B: Samples and shrapnel. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Good. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Holy shit. That's the name of my new punk band. There's samples and shrapnel. Let's go. Oh my God. [00:03:19] Speaker C: So everybody in the crowd tonight gets a little bit of both. [00:03:25] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. Okay, well, hamper bites. [00:03:28] Speaker C: The bites that sing anyways. Ranch flavored. The ranch. [00:03:34] Speaker A: They sing. [00:03:35] Speaker C: It's just like in your mouth kind of. [00:03:37] Speaker B: Okay, okay. All right. Because I thought I heard something weird going on. All right, all right, cool. [00:03:43] Speaker C: All right, cool. But the ranch flavor does not gluten free. I misspoke everything else. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Yeah, also, like, I'll let my roommate know. [00:03:54] Speaker C: Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't. I completely like everything else seasoning, though, because like. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, it helps it stick. Also, a lot of people don't realize things happen. Yeah, a lot of people don't realize with. With ranch, like pre packaged ranch seasoning. All the good ones at least also have MSG in there. Yeah. Anything that's good has msg. So. Like that place forever. So I worked at the chicken mine, remember? And what's. I never. I don't think I ever said on the pod the name of the chicken mine. That's fine. But we'll say the chicken mine likes to jerk itself off a whole lot about its ranch. And. And like, it's like the biggest thing is the ranch. Ranch. Ranch. Everyone loved ranch. Ranch. Amateur ranch. Ranch Ranch. Yeah. Right. So, like, people would come around because I worked at this. This chicken mine that worked in like, with other different minds of different flavor foods in the same complex. And like, people come up and be like, what. What's up with the ranch? Because it's like super good. And I'm like, that my just Hidden Valley. Yeah, it's buttermilk in. In mayonnaise in Hidden Valley. And you know why it's so good? Because Hidden Valley, it's got MSG in it. And they call that yum yum for a reason when they sell it to white people in the store. Like, come on now. [00:05:31] Speaker A: I mean, it's like, I don't know what people were expecting it to be in ranch. Like, it's ranch. Like, what do you think it is? Like, people or something? Like God. [00:05:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not soy green. Yeah, yeah. [00:05:44] Speaker A: It's just ranch. [00:05:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Speaking of Soylent Green and other atrocities, though, first of all, before I be. Actually before I switch to cryptic corner, I just want to point out, apparently I have the power to stop hampter in their tracks and make them like, just improv a like, intro by just saying yo. So I hampter Sarah. And it's. Oh, okay, well, I got. [00:06:12] Speaker A: It's like a trigger word. It's like a trigger. Manchurian Candidate. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Yeah, just. Okay, so this Is what's going down and seeing those [00:06:27] Speaker C: behind the curtain just like, okay to start over. [00:06:32] Speaker B: God. Oh, no. I love this power, and I promise only use it for evil. And now, speaking of evil and powers, where are we and is there a crypted. [00:06:46] Speaker A: We are in Norfolk, Virginia, again. I feel like we were just here, but it was probably, like, four months ago. [00:06:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:53] Speaker B: Time is a flat fucking fuck. Time is a fucking. [00:06:57] Speaker C: Virginia is a wrestling state, if I may be so bold. [00:07:01] Speaker B: I mean, Virginia's for wrestling. [00:07:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Virginia is kind of just like an everything state. It's like one of those states where, like, you forget. It's like Ohio. It's like east coast Ohio. [00:07:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:12] Speaker A: Where it's just like, everything is in Virginia, but nobody gives a about it. [00:07:17] Speaker C: That's so true. [00:07:18] Speaker A: Well, like, Ohio. [00:07:20] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, there's. Yeah, there's. I mean, I don't even think people give a shit. I mean. [00:07:27] Speaker A: I mean, everybody that I know from Ohio is like, I hate being in Ohio. Anybody who's like, I love Ohio is like, lying and trying to sell something or trying to get venture capitalist money to run for a vice president or some. I don't know. [00:07:45] Speaker C: Yeah. For real. I mean, though, I can say now that I have lived longer outside of Ohio than I ever lived in so side of Ohio. So I don't know if that's so happy for you. Yeah, some of it. Yeah, the. Some of the. Some of the lingering voices have find it to dis. The impulses flare up only very occasionally. [00:08:09] Speaker A: I genuinely wonder if people in Virginia feel the same way when they leave Virginia. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:15] Speaker A: Because it's. Yeah. Oh, right. So I know. [00:08:19] Speaker B: I. I know that I still find. Oh, my God. I. I know that I still find myself going go pack. Even though I don't watch that. If I know there's a Packer game or if someone mentions the Bears, I'm gonna say, go pack, because that's in my blood. [00:08:37] Speaker A: I am, at the very least, still in the great, not the greater Phil. I'm in the. I'm an affiliate excerpt at this point. [00:08:46] Speaker B: Yeah. So also, go Birds. But, like, Go Birds. [00:08:49] Speaker A: Always Go Birds. Oh, everyone else. [00:08:52] Speaker B: That has nothing to do with football. And I don't know how to explain that to anyone, but Go Birds has nothing to do with football. [00:09:00] Speaker A: It has evolved. It has evolved. [00:09:02] Speaker B: It has evolved. When I say Go Birds, it's because I love my Philadelphia folk, [00:09:09] Speaker A: especially since the Eagles are owned by a gigantic asshole. Anyway, the cryptid in Norfolk, Virginia, is the Little Red Devils. They're Little Red Devils. They Are like. [00:09:24] Speaker B: I knew a guy used to sell those. [00:09:26] Speaker A: Yeah, no, they're. They're two to three foot tall, basically. Red satyrs. They're like all red. They have horns and they've got cloven hooves and. And they're iconic. Like, they got the worst. Yeah, it's like they're little guys. Yeah, it's like. Little guy. If like the little guy off of some candy that's got cinnamon in it hopped off, it'd be this guy. [00:09:53] Speaker C: Incredible. [00:09:55] Speaker A: Do they do stuff? Maybe they might. We don't know. The first recorded sighting, there's like a couple brothers, kids, sitting on a porch, and the one sees this thing just jump on the porch and just start doing like. [00:10:13] Speaker B: Oh, a little guy. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Apparently his mom was giving birth in the house at the same time. [00:10:22] Speaker B: That's normal. That's fine. And so there's a lot of little guy in. Happening. [00:10:26] Speaker A: Yeah, his brother was sitting right next to him and he didn't see it. So the. The guy who saw it was like. Well, clearly the little red devil used evil magic to. So he couldn't tell him. [00:10:42] Speaker B: Little guy wiles. Yeah. [00:10:43] Speaker A: Yeah, there was. His name was Bob. Bob tried to tell his father on his deathbed about the. The little red devil and his dad didn't accept it, so. [00:10:58] Speaker B: Shut the up, Bob. Yeah. Could you just be a faggot like your brother? Like. Yeah, be normal or something. Yeah, be normal. [00:11:16] Speaker C: Bring honor to the family. [00:11:19] Speaker A: 1992, a couple teenagers were hiking in the woods and they saw one and it chased them out of the woods. 1997, a guy claims he hit one with his car, but it. It was. It was fine. And like, he went back. No, he went back to try and find it and it like stuck its head out of the woods and did evil. Evil. Crackle, cackles at it. It's like. It's fine. [00:11:48] Speaker B: That was, that. That was the death rattle of the small child. You hit and ran. You. [00:11:53] Speaker A: I think it's just Leo Rush. [00:11:56] Speaker B: Yeah, They. [00:12:03] Speaker A: So, yeah, they. They don't. They little red devils, they don't really do anything. They. They psychically make kids not able to talk and get hit by cars. What do you. What do you think they are? Leave a comment. And [00:12:23] Speaker C: I think it's a raccoon in a red outfit. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a ra. It's a raccoon that like got into some beats or something. Yeah, the rubbing of the hands gives me wreck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like. [00:12:41] Speaker A: You got any more beats? [00:12:43] Speaker B: You got any more of those beats? I like being Purple. Yeah. [00:12:48] Speaker A: Anyway. Source MJ Wayland.com so when they first spotted. [00:12:54] Speaker C: Real quick. [00:12:55] Speaker A: 1970. 1978 was the first recorded. [00:13:00] Speaker C: Okay, 78. Okay. Okay. [00:13:03] Speaker A: Oh, no. 68. 68. Excuse me. [00:13:05] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Well, those raccoons are on acid. [00:13:09] Speaker C: Wow, that's like, a really significant time jump because then you said the next time was, like, 92. [00:13:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know if there were others, but. [00:13:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Or at least that were reported. Okay, Interesting. [00:13:25] Speaker B: Fantastic. Little guys. [00:13:28] Speaker A: They're little guys. [00:13:30] Speaker B: This. You know, I feel like that's a great, great cryptid. Great cryptid because, like, it's a. It's a little guy. Heavy episode in a lot of ways. There's a lot of little guys. Some might say the littlest guy. What? What's the littlest guy in Italian? [00:13:52] Speaker A: I don't know. This week? [00:14:04] Speaker C: Oh, man. Oh, I watched it. I was like, damn, man. I was like, damn, Is that a microaggression? Like, I don't eat. No. [00:14:13] Speaker A: This whole episode, like, they beat that guy up so bad. I was like, italian hasn't had this bad of an evening since the years of leading p. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Okay, so according to Google Translate, pukalo. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Oh, gosh, I. I hate him so much. No, I'm going with a little guy. [00:14:40] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that's Mama mia. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Gourmet Wawa. French fries. Hold on. [00:14:48] Speaker B: Holy crap. All right, well, Eric is gone. I'm gonna keep talking about Italians. No, [00:14:55] Speaker C: this entire podcast is two hours of talking about Italians. [00:15:02] Speaker B: You know? You know what else I hate about the Mediterranean? [00:15:10] Speaker C: You want to talk about unification? Oh, God. [00:15:13] Speaker B: A pizza peninsula. Suck my. [00:15:16] Speaker A: No. [00:15:17] Speaker B: All right. [00:15:19] Speaker C: Oddly targeted. [00:15:21] Speaker A: Iberia can suck. Stuck. My girl balls. [00:15:25] Speaker B: Gargle. [00:15:27] Speaker A: Gargle. My girl balls. [00:15:31] Speaker B: I'll show you. I'll show you some rocks that you brought. [00:15:34] Speaker C: Body horror. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Yeah, body. And like anything else, we're. We're, like, encrypted. Yeah. [00:15:43] Speaker C: We're told that occasionally we talk about wrestling. [00:15:46] Speaker B: We're, like, sitting down. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Yeah, wrestling. [00:15:49] Speaker B: Yeah. We're, like, sitting down. Standups in a lot of ways. Podcasters. So of course, we're talking about our genitals, you know? So, like. Well, of course. The Rocks of Gibraltar. And I just know. Eric, I wish we had audio because y' all don't understand, because as far as you know, and as far as you should know. Wizard possum. Right? Hampter's a wizard possum, but in real life, Hampter has the greatest mullet, and it's just Eddie Guerrero strong. Okay. [00:16:23] Speaker C: The greatest compliment. Thank you. So much. [00:16:27] Speaker B: He's so welcome. Mighty. It's exquisite. [00:16:30] Speaker C: Like, I want this. And he was like, is. Who's that? Shut up. [00:16:38] Speaker A: I don't pay you to ask questions. [00:16:42] Speaker B: I pay you. I pay you to pick up the. The clippings off the ground and spirit gum them to my upper lip. [00:16:49] Speaker C: Just do it. One day I'm just gonna. For. For Halloween, I'm just gonna go full. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Eddie, you should. [00:16:58] Speaker C: Oh, I need to get a singlet, man. I should just do that. [00:17:05] Speaker A: Yeah, you can just order wrestling outfits online. [00:17:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say you can just do that because my friend [00:17:12] Speaker C: has a Halloween party and every all they are always like, dress up in costume. And it honestly makes me deeply uncomfortable doing that. [00:17:23] Speaker B: Unless you dress up as Eddie Guerrero. [00:17:25] Speaker C: Unless I dress up like Eddie Guerrero. [00:17:28] Speaker A: Eddie Guerrero will give you strength. [00:17:30] Speaker C: Thank God. Oh, I hope so. [00:17:33] Speaker A: All right, Eddie. [00:17:35] Speaker C: Give me strength, Eddie. [00:17:38] Speaker B: Give us all strength. [00:17:41] Speaker A: We're gonna need it because this episode kind of sucked. [00:17:44] Speaker B: Oh, come on. All right. It was choppa Heavy. You're biased. [00:17:52] Speaker A: He just was really annoying with this tiny amount of time he was on TV. Yes. So we are, as of Wednesday, we are 10 days away from all out Excalibur Hypes the main event at the pay per view. And then he lets us know that the main event of the. The this episode of Dynamite will be the United Empire versus Death Riders, which means the only Italian wrestler is main eventing Dynamite again. He's done like three in the last year. He's awesome. [00:18:27] Speaker C: The country of Italy is so proud to have a. Finally have an Italian wrestler. And boy, howdy, was I shocked when he actually started speaking Italian. [00:18:39] Speaker B: I just don't like this whole episode. Like, I like. We like to like folks. We like to have fun here. Okay? We do. We. We like to give the Italians because they deserve it. [00:18:52] Speaker C: And. [00:18:53] Speaker B: And. And. And that boot. And. And we know what you did. Ethiopia for life. And y' all can't see it, but Erica mouthful of wawas pumping her fist. That said, man, they just spent like, this whole episode just hate crime in that little meatball. It was wild. They just really just giving him like, all episodes. So great. Like, what are you speaking? Like, it sounds like Spanish, but up. What are you doing? [00:19:44] Speaker C: Just. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, I feel weird about this. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Like, Andrade is like, why I feel like I should be. Are you, like, mocking me? Like, yeah, yeah. [00:19:57] Speaker C: Like, [00:20:00] Speaker A: all right, well, let's. Yeah, let's hit the road. Let's hit the road. We get a backstage interview with Cope And Cage. And they're with Darby. And Sting's large adult song, DNR Allen. Christian tells Stephen that he's sorry for the loss of Stephen's father career. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:20:24] Speaker C: In ring career. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that was so good. [00:20:28] Speaker C: That was. [00:20:29] Speaker B: Everyone like, Cope's just like, what dude [00:20:34] Speaker C: can't work with anybody who. Whose dad's not dead. [00:20:39] Speaker A: Darby tries to talk some to. To Cage about like the TNT title and I don't particularly care to see them wrestle or Darby wrestle anyone ever. And then they go to Don Cow's family and FTR and FTR wants to remind them that they're in the ladder match at all out. And Knight and Fletcher say like, hey, we beat the young Bucks, so we should get a title shot. All right, sure. Top guys out, whatever. And we just go to the match. Adam Copeland, Christian Cage, Sting's large adult son and Darby or DNR Allen versus FTR Kyle Fletcher. Norfolk, Virginia does not know the words to Metalingus. [00:21:23] Speaker B: No, no, no, they do not. [00:21:25] Speaker A: They do not. That was. [00:21:28] Speaker C: That's rough. [00:21:29] Speaker A: And there. All right, so there has been discourse about what we're calling Stephen Borden. And I'm going to go with El Gran Hijo. El Grand Hio Aldo. They stink. I don't. I don't speak Spanish. [00:21:48] Speaker B: No, See, it's easier for me to just keep saying large adult Greaser sun or Greasy Steve. You know, like, I think Greasy Steve. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Remember when what's his name's kid was Deuce or Domino in WWE and they were just Greasers? You don't remember? That's right. [00:22:11] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. Was that Cody Hall? [00:22:13] Speaker A: No, no, it wasn't Cody Hall. Sorry, I've been too much of a bum to ever make it to wwe. [00:22:19] Speaker B: Yeah, no, yeah, he sucked. Yeah, no, he sucked real bad. They're like, they will give anyone a legacy anything like. Yeah, yeah. Cody. So that's Terror. That's mean. I'm so. I'm sorry. I saw him wearing the popcorn on his head and I'm just like, I'm. I used to respect you, dude. [00:22:40] Speaker C: Like, oh, Cody Rhodes. [00:22:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow, brother. Wow. [00:22:46] Speaker A: So this match seems to mostly be about letting Steven do a lot of stuff. [00:22:53] Speaker C: Yep. [00:22:54] Speaker A: So he's like, he's basically does the whole opening part of the match and he just kind of drop kicks people and chops them and then it just keeps breaking down. Like, all right, he's getting it over his head. Let's. Let's have everybody get in the ring and fight. [00:23:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:23:10] Speaker A: And then there's a good Bit where he backs, he back stacks up into the corner and gives him a little face pat, which like, Dax is like, oh, no, I'm, I'm the veteran. And then he gets dumped on his ass anyway, because him, Yeah, I love, [00:23:28] Speaker B: I like the little stink spot like that. I feel like that's a nice little stinger. Stinger guy. [00:23:35] Speaker A: So they faces clear the ring. Stokely tries to calm everybody down. So, like, Darby's just like kind of running all over for a bit. [00:23:45] Speaker B: And he tries hoping to God no one will notice he can't wrestle. Yeah, yeah. [00:23:51] Speaker A: He tries doing a trust fall, but he gets caught. And they throw him to Kyle Fletcher, who just power bombs him into the apron, which is awesome. [00:24:03] Speaker C: So good. [00:24:04] Speaker B: I, I think I, I, I didn't say anything about. Because I'm trying not to like, derail everything, but just really, really quick. Kyle Fletcher's Tierra era needs to keep going forever. All the way until that egg cracks. Just crown, baby. You, you, you. That's my queen. All right. Anyways, continue. [00:24:25] Speaker A: Yep. So then they just like kind of pummel the out of Adam Copeland for a bit. It goes on. Stokely doesn't know why Stephen is with Darby. I agree. Yes. Don Callis is getting involved and Darby's almost able to get away and make a hot tag, but he just crashes into Fletcher and Fletcher keeps killing him. But then he does make the hot tag to Steven Stinger verse and he runs wild. So some impressive looking basic maneuvers. [00:24:57] Speaker C: Yeah, they're really getting him over. I noticed that. I was like, yeah, I mean, he's, he's got that great ass, like, vertical leap, drop kick. And he got his Steven chance. Which, which I, Yeah, no, I was [00:25:11] Speaker A: really thinking it's like this is step Steven Universe is like we are the crystal gems. Co Cage, Darby and Steven. [00:25:20] Speaker B: Exactly. Yeah, exactly. [00:25:24] Speaker C: Very cute. [00:25:27] Speaker A: I bet Copen Cage could fuse into like a really giant woman. [00:25:34] Speaker C: I can absolutely see that. Like a Bubba Yaga kind of thing. [00:25:39] Speaker A: Yeah. They would be the biggest woman. [00:25:42] Speaker B: Let's go. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Just the biggest one. All right. Breaks down more. Darby gets thrown around. Copenhage get taken out the heels hit like a four corner. Power and glory on Steven. [00:25:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Finish it. Knight finished it off with the UFO splash. And the only way he gets out is it's broken up. [00:26:04] Speaker B: It was pretty. [00:26:05] Speaker C: God, he took it well. [00:26:08] Speaker A: He did. So Dax is all in with Steve. He almost gets caught with a rollup. It gets two. And then Dax teases doing the scorpion death lock to him. But Cage. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Whacks him in the Head with a chair and then Cope and Darby take out the other dudes and then Darby and Steve hit the coffin death drop combo and win. So the faces win thanks to Steve, mostly because he did most of the work. They really did just kind of be like, here you go, kid. Sink or swim. [00:26:41] Speaker C: It was, yeah, it was Stephen doing work in. Darby kind of doing his train wreck stuff with coping Cage like occasionally originally getting a shot like getting like a little assist in which I think they are fine with because it's working. I'm getting paid for this anyway. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Like it was a well constructed, fun little match that, that was like. Okay, sure. [00:27:10] Speaker C: Yep. I mean, I think, yeah, I had fun. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Except for dnr, you know, I had fun. [00:27:18] Speaker C: I, yeah, I love that they're, that he got a good chance. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that pleased me. I, I, the people want him to get over, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. [00:27:29] Speaker A: So like they're just enjoying it. [00:27:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I think they're just enjoying it and I think we should just let people enjoy things and I think it will see what happens. I will let him get this his Nepo baby debut and then get him some rounds in Ring of Honor. [00:27:44] Speaker C: I will gently and lovingly point out that in the first opener opening where the, the, the faces talk, Copen Cage and DNR and Steven, Steven doesn't say anything. [00:28:00] Speaker A: I was like, ah, Steven river. Smiling politely. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm replacing the Spanish. He's Steven Stinger verse. [00:28:13] Speaker B: There we go. Greasy Steve. I'm stuck on that. I'm still stuck on that. [00:28:20] Speaker C: The, ah, he's just the black jacket. [00:28:24] Speaker B: The, the waffly girlies were like, he talks pretty good. And I was like, okay, like, you're my glamos and I love you, but we disagree. He talks like his dad, which is to say not well, but he's got potential. His dad had like, you can say [00:28:41] Speaker A: Sting wasn't a good talker. [00:28:43] Speaker B: That's I, I have on this podcast several times. Like, if you really want to suffer, go back to the Monday show. You'll hear it a lot. You hear me say it a whole lot. [00:28:56] Speaker A: He was better than Hogan. All right. Speaking of promos, John Moxley is here. I didn't write down all of this because it was, I was like long. Yeah, I was busy. Yeah. He, so he's like, he says Will Osprey is targeting him and he feels a type of way about it, but nobody understands what Will accomplished like he does because he, you know, he broke his neck and won the title within a year. But he's hard on everybody because he's hard. It's a hard job. And so he thinks everyone's just hard. [00:29:31] Speaker B: I hope everyone is as hot as me. [00:29:34] Speaker C: Rigid, pulsating. [00:29:37] Speaker A: So he hopes that. He hopes that Will has learned the lesson that everything is hard too. And then Gabe Kid and Pac are just like, actually, let's just him up in the parking lot. Gabe Kids basically just goes into detail. Like, do like Hannibal Lecter to Will Ospreay. Which, sure, why not? [00:30:04] Speaker C: Mox is too easy. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Too soft on Pac is. He's not impressed with how easy they're going on. Well, and. And Moxley does remind him is like, he's not. He doesn't have it easy. He has to wrestle me at the end of all this. [00:30:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, I kill people. Don't tell anyone that. [00:30:30] Speaker A: They do. [00:30:30] Speaker B: I'll have to kill you. [00:30:32] Speaker A: They. They will. They do a promo for Divine Dominion versus Brawling Birds and their rivalry. I have nothing more to say about it. [00:30:43] Speaker C: Women's tag team division stalks. [00:30:45] Speaker A: It's bad. It's so bad. [00:30:47] Speaker B: Really not great. [00:30:48] Speaker C: Fix your [00:30:52] Speaker A: fix. Fix it. Fix your. [00:30:54] Speaker C: Tony, I know you Listen, Tony. Anthony Khan. Anthony Michael Khan. [00:31:07] Speaker B: I don't think that's. No, it is. It is now. [00:31:13] Speaker A: It is now. Anthony. [00:31:15] Speaker C: Perfect. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Good. [00:31:20] Speaker C: Speaking of fixing someone's. I don't know. [00:31:24] Speaker A: Speaking of. [00:31:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:28] Speaker A: Chris Jericho versus Nick Wayne. A feud that I really. A feud over a puka shell necklace. [00:31:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:31:39] Speaker A: It's wild because that is apparently what they are choosing to focus on ever since Jericho made fun of the necklace in the promo after he stole the bit from Hampter. [00:31:51] Speaker C: Thank you, Justice. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Yeah, justice for Hampter. [00:31:56] Speaker A: Nick. Nick Wayne cut a whole promo on collision, which I saw because I watched that collision. He cut a whole promo about how important necklace is to him. It will go down. [00:32:09] Speaker C: The clip will be passed from this generation to the next generation. [00:32:14] Speaker B: This generation. About how much he pulled with this poop. [00:32:18] Speaker A: He's like, so many women have swiped right. Because of this puka shell necklace. Like. No, man, no. [00:32:24] Speaker B: Why do you left when they saw me at the restaurant. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Oh, you wore it. Oh. Oh, okay. For about two hours. [00:32:39] Speaker B: I thought. I thought you were doing like a cute like high school nostalgia throwback with that. You're like. You're wearing it right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm getting a call. I will be right back. [00:32:55] Speaker C: That's so retro. [00:32:57] Speaker A: So did. When did you. So did you graduate high school last year or. Or are you just like permanently in high school? Like, did you Just never leave the 2000s. [00:33:11] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, it was 2001. Was that just it for you? [00:33:16] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on one second, one second. Where's your mother? Do you smoke swag? Okay, because. Hold on, I got, I got something. I can hook you up. Hold on. I'm gonna call my girl, get the oregano. I'm gonna regular this and then get the out of here and we're gonna go to the gay bar. Okay. [00:33:37] Speaker A: Yeah. So this is a feud about a puka shell necklace. And to show how serious that is, we gotta be serious. Nick Wayne spits at Chris Jericho and they just, oh, shop at each other. I, I like Taz here because. [00:33:55] Speaker C: Yes. [00:33:56] Speaker A: They're all like, oh, man. The, the, the experience advantage goes to Jericho. He's like, Nick's been wrestling for 10 years. Yeah, he's. And they're like, oh, well, he's showing no respect. He's cheating, he's winning. They're not friends. He doesn't. [00:34:17] Speaker B: I think you might be projecting about your fail, son. Oh, [00:34:25] Speaker A: we actually did talk about how it gets tough being a second jacker, second generation wrestler. Yeah, that was last. [00:34:31] Speaker C: That was, that was last. At last session. You might have been born on third base. I found the, their Tony and Taz's back and forth on this more interesting than kind of the match itself because I, I thought it felt like. I don't. The lesson here is can you carry my old ass? And I think Nick was ready for that. But I, they played it safe. [00:35:04] Speaker B: I also felt, yeah, like, here's the thing. I like Nick Wayne. I think Nick Wayne is good. I make fun of him. I, Yeah, I make fun of him because of, you know, how he looks and is. I think it's weird that a 21 year old appears to have his famous. His favorite wrestler of all time being 1996 Shawn Michaels. That's weird. You know, it makes sense for me. [00:35:28] Speaker C: Red flag guy. [00:35:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:35:32] Speaker A: Because he probably grew up watching it. So. [00:35:34] Speaker B: Yeah, this is true. This is true. He's Tassels, but he's very Team Tassels. Well, I don't know. Well, no. Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I suppose because he wasn't born. [00:35:47] Speaker C: Yeah, that was like 30 years ago. [00:35:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Here's the other thing is that like WWE was the most accessible when he was true this. [00:36:00] Speaker B: I forget that there was all of that too. I'm an old. So like, I forget that I'm an old. I'm not quite. [00:36:10] Speaker C: Just. I'm not quite Chris and Jericho old, [00:36:13] Speaker A: but not quite Chris Jericho. Old few of us. Well, Chris does a backbreaker and a suplex and it's riveting stuff. [00:36:24] Speaker B: It's riveting. Yeah. [00:36:26] Speaker A: They go to the apron and Jericho gives a. I'm not going over for a Spanish fly to the floor and just hits a DVD instead. I don't. I'm sure he wasn't going to, but I. And I don't know why they teased it other than like, what if something cool might happen? Guess what? It does. [00:36:44] Speaker C: What if. [00:36:45] Speaker A: What if something cool happened? It doesn't. [00:36:48] Speaker C: Don't worry, it won't. [00:36:50] Speaker A: But yeah, because, like, they should have just done it because Nick Wayne, like, immediately pops back up from the DV Death Valley driver on the apron and just chucks him into the steps. So we get some commercial heat. Tony Schiavone can't stop complaining about Nick's attitude. And Taz tells him to shut the fuck up. Why would you not have an attitude? And then he starts yelling about how Jericho owes him a dry cleaning bill. [00:37:15] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:37:17] Speaker B: All tracks. Yeah, I'm sure Jericho's a lot of people. A lot of dry cleaning bills. [00:37:22] Speaker A: Yeah, he does. [00:37:23] Speaker C: He does wonder if, you know, Tassel is very defensive. I mean, I think. I think he's got a point, though. Like, I don't know why you have to be sure this is a fight. And in the end. Oh, I don't wanna like. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, you're good. Yeah. [00:37:40] Speaker C: And it's Chris Jericho does some. Like, he'll also. I mean, why are you going to over your puka anyways? Like, he's young. [00:37:51] Speaker B: He's so sad. He was really sad that his puka necklace got broken. Now how is he gonna have sex? [00:38:01] Speaker C: Also, the necklace absolutely wasn't broken. As my friend Megan pointed out. If that necklace broke, broke all those shells. [00:38:08] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, he just. [00:38:09] Speaker C: Yeah, he just took it off like, because. Yeah. [00:38:13] Speaker B: So he lost his power in that moment. [00:38:15] Speaker C: Yeah, he like. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Literally, I'm no longer the son of left. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:22] Speaker C: Like, all that swag just left his body and he forgot to do all her K. Like. [00:38:31] Speaker A: Yeah. So Nick misses a roundhouse kick and then Jericho tries the walls of Jericho and rolls out of it. And then they do the top rope punches and Hurricane Rana. And then he does it again because why not Judas effect misses, gets Wayne's World, but he kicks out of Wayne's World and then Jericho, quote unquote, breaks the puka shell necklace. [00:38:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:55] Speaker A: And the shocked and horrified Nick Wayne feeling the power leaving his body to attract women and he is wrapped like [00:39:03] Speaker B: Samson with his haircut. Yeah. [00:39:05] Speaker A: Yeah. So Nick is. So Chris. Jericho wins. And Nick's deeply upset. And we're not sure if it's about the. The necklace or that he just lost. You can't break a man's puka shell necklace like that. Like, it's nothing. [00:39:23] Speaker B: It's up. [00:39:24] Speaker A: So Nick attacks. [00:39:26] Speaker C: Yes. [00:39:27] Speaker A: The hateful Jericho from behind. And makes him feel the wrath of the puka. [00:39:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:33] Speaker A: He grabs a chair and he's like, oh, he's gonna do something cool with the chair. He just kind of, like, taps him on the back. It wasn't a very good back shot, [00:39:42] Speaker B: as I'm sure he's heard a lot from all those women. That swipe. [00:39:48] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:39:49] Speaker C: Don't get it in my hair. [00:39:56] Speaker B: I'm losing it. Okay. I don't think we've talked about bad shots on this show in a while. Thank you, Jericho. Yeah. [00:40:05] Speaker C: Yeah. I honestly loved him smashing his face in with the puka shell necklace. [00:40:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:12] Speaker C: That was the best part of this match. [00:40:13] Speaker A: You know what that means? The next match will be puka on a pole. [00:40:22] Speaker C: Do it. Do it. [00:40:23] Speaker A: Oh, match. [00:40:24] Speaker B: What? You don't understand. Everything's better when you put it, like, six feet above the match. [00:40:33] Speaker C: All right, Then you got the ladders. [00:40:37] Speaker B: You got something. [00:40:38] Speaker A: Because again, what if something cool might happen? No, no, you gotta use the table. [00:40:43] Speaker C: Yeah. You gotta use the table or something. [00:40:46] Speaker A: No, you just have to climb. [00:40:50] Speaker B: And we're gonna put her on a forklift. All right. [00:40:53] Speaker A: Yes, please. [00:40:54] Speaker C: It's just a pole. [00:40:56] Speaker A: Please put Mother Wayne on a forklift. That's where she is. She's just been on the forklift, waiting for her moment. [00:41:03] Speaker C: I'm so hungry, son. [00:41:06] Speaker B: Next to the corpse of Mama Russo. Yeah. [00:41:10] Speaker C: Jesus. [00:41:11] Speaker A: She's been nibbling. [00:41:12] Speaker B: Sorry. I've just been watching the Psychos and. Yes. [00:41:18] Speaker A: All right, so Mercedes Monet is not clear to wrestle at all. Out. But she will be at Wrestle Dream. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:25] Speaker A: And will face the Winner of Tekla vs Willow Nightingale at All Out. And we get a nice video package about how much they hate each other. [00:41:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:37] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that's all. Yeah, I liked all this. This is all wonderful stuff, man. [00:41:41] Speaker C: I am eating so good. Saturday, September 26, 2026 live and in person. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Aw. Hampter. [00:41:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:54] Speaker C: Eyes on me. [00:41:57] Speaker A: Experience the hamster. [00:42:00] Speaker C: You know hampter bites. [00:42:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:02] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. And then you'll get asked to leave. [00:42:04] Speaker A: They're people. Please. [00:42:06] Speaker C: Rolling up in the war, Cooper. [00:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah. You can't. You can't do that. Here. [00:42:21] Speaker C: I am, the Whole entire AEW staff. Puka rampage. [00:42:31] Speaker A: No, they canceled that show. In your Puka. In your house. 3 Puka's rampage on a pole. God. Renee's speaking of polls. Has nothing to do with polls. Renee is here to talk to United Empire. [00:42:54] Speaker C: There are no Polish wrestlers. [00:42:56] Speaker A: Yeah, there's no Polish people in the United Empire. They're not welcome, apparently. [00:43:00] Speaker C: Wow. [00:43:01] Speaker A: They're the wrong kind of white. I can say that I have some Polish in me. [00:43:14] Speaker C: You see how you see the tone of my spot? [00:43:17] Speaker A: Have you seen. Have you seen our submarine fleet? God, we might have to cut that out. I don't know. [00:43:31] Speaker B: It's up to your discretion. [00:43:32] Speaker C: I think no slurs were dropped. I think you're fine. [00:43:37] Speaker A: I didn't say. [00:43:39] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:43:41] Speaker A: I wasn't even thinking polls like the Polish people when I said there's no, you know. [00:43:47] Speaker B: You know, like, it's so great when you can. Like, like back when white people were so racist, they were racist to other white people. Like, that's so wild. [00:44:00] Speaker C: White is conditional. [00:44:02] Speaker A: It's so funny that they're trying to bring that back. And it's like all of the people who are descendants of those white people who aren't white enough and just like you, you die too. You all die. [00:44:22] Speaker C: The one drop rule applies to, you [00:44:25] Speaker A: know, I hate this country a little bit. [00:44:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:30] Speaker A: Come find me. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Go Birds Will. [00:44:36] Speaker A: Go Birds. Will does a little history of the United Empire. And then he's like, and Andrade is a member. Because I wasn't paying attention. And Andrade is just carrying around the contract. He's got [00:44:50] Speaker B: rules. [00:44:51] Speaker C: He's like showing it off. [00:44:53] Speaker A: That's. That's actually a much better excuse for him to have it it all the time than just. It's what the guy with the contract does. He's like, I. It's like, hey, Will. He will [00:45:07] Speaker B: anytime now. Yeah, yeah. [00:45:12] Speaker A: So they'll fight eventually, but tonight they're on the same team. And then Francesco Akira just like starts speaking I Italian. And then he says. And they're like, oh, no, he's not allowed to say he's Italian. He's the wrong kind of white. [00:45:29] Speaker B: Yes, yes. [00:45:30] Speaker C: So funny. [00:45:35] Speaker A: Will will pay a swear jar. [00:45:37] Speaker C: Let's kick the out of the Death Riders. [00:45:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Not number one contender. Match the conglomeration Brodido and Hangman Page. [00:45:51] Speaker B: This was a wonderful good time had by all sorts of situation. This is lovely Tony Schiavone. [00:46:00] Speaker C: Did you know that Hangman Adam Page has never lost a match in Virginia? [00:46:08] Speaker B: I did know that because you mentioned it. [00:46:10] Speaker A: I. I Didn't until Tony mentioned it. [00:46:14] Speaker B: He's mentioned. [00:46:15] Speaker A: I wonder where he got that. Cagenet.net. [00:46:23] Speaker C: I was like, thanks, Tony. That's cool. [00:46:25] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:46:25] Speaker B: You should bring back the WCW hotline to the AW hotline. [00:46:31] Speaker C: This number is now out of service. [00:46:34] Speaker A: Snapchat. [00:46:36] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Send your snaps to Tony Siobhan. [00:46:42] Speaker C: Tony Siobhan's like, I don't know what's [00:46:44] Speaker A: going on after two days is like, stop sending me dick. [00:46:49] Speaker B: Please stop. I've seen holes I didn't know existed before. Like, [00:47:00] Speaker C: Ton tries to have a conversation to address it, but just starts sobbing. It's like Excalibur is like. He's not stopped crying for the last two days. [00:47:15] Speaker A: We still use a Snapchat. Tony Schwan. Apparently [00:47:21] Speaker C: it's all his grandkids used. [00:47:23] Speaker A: You know the grandkids. Yeah. I missed you guys. [00:47:38] Speaker B: It's like killing a Victorian child. It's like you give a Tony Shabani all the people unfiltered access to Tony's Snapchat. He just break him as a human. He's just done. He's like, no, I'm done. [00:48:03] Speaker C: In wrestling since 1984. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Just like everything. [00:48:16] Speaker B: You know how I'm starting to think this is all a mistake? [00:48:22] Speaker C: Just the. That man's seen they has had it to say with a straight face, like, [00:48:28] Speaker B: just, yeah, this is. This isn't in the script. Yeah. He had to say that at a WCW broadcast. [00:48:37] Speaker A: A lot of times. [00:48:38] Speaker B: A lot of times. [00:48:41] Speaker A: This isn't on the format sheet. Oh, God. All right. So, yeah. Big ice chance. [00:48:49] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker A: Every combination of this rules. [00:48:54] Speaker C: Yes. [00:48:55] Speaker A: There's like no single part about this that's not awesome. Orange Cassie and Brody King getting in there and yes, like, Brody's like gonna do like that big overhand chop and Orange Cassidy countering it by high fiving him. [00:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Good. [00:49:17] Speaker A: And he did it twice. [00:49:19] Speaker C: Yup. [00:49:21] Speaker A: And he keeps doing it until he can't do it. [00:49:28] Speaker C: Throws him back into the corner. [00:49:32] Speaker A: No, you're doing it wrong. Chop. [00:49:38] Speaker C: There was a lot of so much good Roddy. OC weaponry offense. My favorite. [00:49:47] Speaker A: It played off really good. Yeah. Paige and Band Bandito help get the advantage back. But then Roddy just grabs Orange Cassidy and starts throwing them around at everybody. Bandito always does that Deadlift suplex. But like, the hardest he has ever struggled is to get Orange Cassidy over. [00:50:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that was wild. They were lost like that for like 20 seconds. 30. It was great. [00:50:12] Speaker A: He had him up longer than Mox had Akira in the. The Delayed vertical suplex in the main event. [00:50:19] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Oh, he did. That was absolutely. [00:50:22] Speaker A: Yes, I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah. Roddy gets tagged back in. Hangman comes back into and the pages clean the house. Roddy tries throwing OC at Hangman, but Hangman just catches him and throws him on his own because he learned he's smart like that. [00:50:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:41] Speaker A: And then he just fights off the conglomeration all at once and gets a toucan on Rowdy. [00:50:47] Speaker C: Easy peasy. So good. [00:50:50] Speaker A: He was good. Like, I, I. Yeah. The thing I, I got out of this match was like, oh, damn. We need to do hangman page versus Kyle O'Reilly. [00:50:59] Speaker C: Yes. Oh, I got goosebumps. [00:51:02] Speaker B: That would be good. I could see that. That'd be grapple fox. Yeah, we could do grapple fox. [00:51:08] Speaker A: That would grapple Hangman just like. He just decks Kyle, tags in Brody who just throws more chops. And then they run a train on Roddy and Kyle in the corner. And then Cannonball Sentinel from Brody. Yeah, it's what it's called whenever they do that. It's running a train. [00:51:24] Speaker B: I know. [00:51:25] Speaker A: I don't know why you're laughing. There's nothing even remotely funny about what happened to him in the corner of the train. [00:51:33] Speaker C: Men smushing them. [00:51:35] Speaker A: Men smush orange. Cassidy tries to dive on Brody, but he gets caught. And then he misses a crossbody. And so Cassidy and Bandito are alone and they do the kicks out of a cutter and then frog splash misses and stun dog millionaire. And then conglomeration hit like a big combo, and then it ends with like, an orange punch. Olympic slam. But it's broken up. [00:52:01] Speaker B: Yeah, she was awesome. [00:52:03] Speaker A: This is really good. Roddy and Paige are now in and they just like, like, chopping the hell out of each other. And Cassidy just jumps on Hangman Page's back and does like a ride Them cowboy. [00:52:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:15] Speaker B: Yeah. It was so great. [00:52:18] Speaker A: And then Paige, like, immediately returns the favor. [00:52:23] Speaker C: He's a really intense cowboy, though. [00:52:26] Speaker A: Orange is just like, what? Wait, what the. But Roddy knees Hangman in the face. It's great. There's just bodies. [00:52:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:36] Speaker A: Everywhere. I don't know what. Who? Orange. Orange was doing the devastating kicks to somebody. Oh, he was doing it to Brody. Brody caught his. [00:52:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:45] Speaker A: So he was doing the devastating kicks to Brody, and Roddy just popped out from the corner with that knee. But then, hey, man, got came out with the buckshot and that won it. So winners are Paige and Brodido. [00:52:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:59] Speaker A: They get a trio's title match. I Don't know when I think I'll wet all out. Right. [00:53:04] Speaker C: Are going all out for a shot at AWS World Trios titles. Yeah. Because they're gonna fight whoever wins from the demand and new swerve or swerve level. [00:53:16] Speaker A: Swerve level. New swerve level. That's what I call that works. God, that stretch felt good. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Hell yeah. Get a girl. [00:53:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:28] Speaker C: Big stretch. [00:53:29] Speaker A: I'm like a new woman now. [00:53:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:31] Speaker A: A new woman who is old. All right, we get a video recap of the tribute show on Collision to the Butcher. Andy Williams and Danny Garcia winning the Butcher Battle Royale. I did actually get to watch that episode of Collision and it was awesome. Yeah, good show. I hate how the sad ones are already are always just like really good. But yeah, yeah. [00:53:58] Speaker B: I watched it with a friend and it was like, it was just. It was wild to like a friend who doesn't necessarily know like wrestling as much but like when they did like the like explaining the 10 bell salute. [00:54:16] Speaker C: Oh yeah. [00:54:16] Speaker B: And kind of thing and just kind of have that moment of like I've seen too many of these. Like I've been watching this for like off and on for like 20 years. I've seen too many 10 bell salutes. This is up. And then like also like then they did the, the like interviews or like the face to faces with wrestlers kind of given their, their goodbye shits. And like I, I got emotional because I was talking, talking to him and I'm like yeah, no you understand. Like the first time I saw this was after Owen died when I was like a little, little kid was that was the first time there had ever been anything like that you know on TV where they had went that hard and like they, there was tribute matches and you saw like people that didn't necessarily have like story reasons necessarily to fight, but it's just like these were their friends. They want to go fucking go hard for their friend, you know. [00:55:16] Speaker A: Yeah. He was getting to be baby faces for the night. That kind of thing. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that kind of thing. And in the first and I was just like God, it's wild that they. It was like. And in the meantime, you know. And it gave me again explain this to someone who has no context for it. So that was the first time it was done and then it was done badly and like done to death and turned into a, a joke of itself to the point where it was disgusting and sick in the Fed. So like to see it done like this in aw with the actual heart like everything and like and it was Just like. And not with like, the weirdness of the Benoit at all, you know, [00:56:02] Speaker C: to be fair. Before Benoit. And they did it then as well. [00:56:07] Speaker B: They did it then as well and it was still like, oh, wow. And then the Beno happened and it's like, oh, this going to feel right again. Yeah, I think. [00:56:16] Speaker A: I think the one that was. That was really weird. And I don't know if it necessarily counts since it wasn't for a wrestling death, but, like, the first show that was really like this, that had that exploitative feel to it was the. The post 911 smackdown. [00:56:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that was the one that [00:56:35] Speaker A: was like, very uncomfortable that if folks, [00:56:39] Speaker B: if you weren't around for that, [00:56:43] Speaker A: that was very up. [00:56:45] Speaker B: Look into it, because that is that. Oh, man, we should. I should find a way to cover that on the other show. Something like. I want to bring Josie back to talk about that because, like, what the. Yeah, well, it'll take. [00:56:57] Speaker C: Well, I could look for it, but I would. But I'll find it sooner or later. [00:57:01] Speaker B: You'll get there. Yeah. Yeah, you'll get there. [00:57:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:57:05] Speaker B: But, yeah, and that's because. Yeah, it became just this gross thing and it's like, okay, it just became another, like, weird thing now. It's. But this felt like, you know, or like when Bray Wyatt died, it was like. It wasn't. It just felt weird and gross and. And it was just like this. And this sucks. Like, it sucks because, like, Bray deserved better than that, you know, sort of thing. I mean, so, like, to see this was like, I'm sorry if Derailing is talking about the collision, but it was just really powerful for me. [00:57:33] Speaker A: It was. It was a really good episode. [00:57:35] Speaker B: It was great episode. Yeah. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Aw. Thankfully has not had to do many of these. There's like, the Brody Lee episode and now Andy and I know they had the. The Rebel show on Wednesday, which. [00:57:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:52] Speaker A: But, you know, that was a different kind. She was. [00:57:55] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, she was there. Yeah. And got to be involved, but like. Yeah, it was like. That was more fun and just kind of like, you know, great to bring our friend back. It sucks. It's for these circumstances where you're just like, this was. Yeah, that was just like. I was. It was a great show, but like. Yeah, it was emotional. [00:58:14] Speaker A: Yep. All right, next match. Tommy Chompers is back. Same week I am. I was punished. Tommy Chompers versus Miles Hawkins. [00:58:31] Speaker B: I love everything about this squash. This was beautiful. [00:58:34] Speaker A: Now, I mean, there wasn't much to it to love or hate, except for Miles Hawkins, who is a national Treasure, I believe as he knew he was about to die. So he made the most out of every second he was in front of the camera. [00:58:56] Speaker B: Exactly, exactly. [00:58:59] Speaker A: He showed everyone his jacket. He folded it exquisitely. [00:59:04] Speaker B: Make sure not a single wrinkle. [00:59:07] Speaker A: He made sure the camera heard him tell the ring guy not to get the jacket up. And then Champa just kicks him in the head. And the match was over. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Knee right to the face as he's handing it off. One, two, three. Was delicious. Yes. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Ten, please. Yes. More. Bring more. More of those. That was so good. [00:59:29] Speaker C: I shared it with the chat. But he posted the stills from last night. Him taking, like admiring his jacket and then taking it off. And then the third image is Mark safe from Tommasa Ciampa today. And nothing else happens. It was just such a good. I just incredible, like the best part of that match. [00:59:53] Speaker B: Incredible energy. Yeah. Perfect. [00:59:57] Speaker A: I still don't particularly care for Java, but Miles Hawkins. [01:00:01] Speaker C: Yes. [01:00:02] Speaker A: I gotta actually see him wrestle. [01:00:04] Speaker C: Yeah, I would love to see him because. [01:00:08] Speaker A: Oh, my God. All right, next segment. Tony Siobhan is here to interview Swerve in the new level. The new swerve level. And they do their entrance and then does a man just immediately attack them from behind, do violence just like a complete beat down. Kofi tries doing a little fighting back. And gets killed. Swerve has his tiny hope spot and gets killed with the spirit gun and the tea gimmick. And demand poses over their dead opponents while the crowd lets him know, lets Ricochet know he's still bald. [01:00:42] Speaker C: Yes, he is. [01:00:43] Speaker B: Yes, very much. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Speaking of being killed, Jack Perry is on a mission to face as many former AW World champions as possible. And he's already lost the two of them. But he's learning. He's learning and getting closer. So he's gonna call his shot now. He calls out, samoa Joe, you are feared and loved, but not by me. I think it's time you come back and teach me something. Come back and make my day. And he's painted. Joe's gonna kill you in, I don't know, red paint. [01:01:16] Speaker B: It's red paint. [01:01:17] Speaker A: It's raspberry jam. [01:01:20] Speaker B: No, it was red pain. [01:01:22] Speaker C: I had a revelation last night. Jack Perry also wants to die in the ring, but is not like DNR Allen. [01:01:34] Speaker B: No. And he can wrestle. [01:01:36] Speaker C: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. And I think, like, obviously that plays a part into it, but I find it very interesting that I am more. I. I am more engaged in Positively Inclined. I mean, and DNR Allen has the. The out is like obviously the rapist. But like. [01:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. We don't have to say it every time. But it's funny when you do because yes, he is. And more people should say it. [01:02:06] Speaker C: I don't want to always make it a focal point because it's. He doesn't deserve this. But like, I just find it very interesting. Like they're very. I have two very different opinions of how they're approaching that. Like they're. [01:02:21] Speaker A: Well, here's the thing. [01:02:22] Speaker B: Well, Jack's doing it in a way that is fun and makes sense and is pulled off correctly and well and in an entertaining fashion, in my opinion. [01:02:34] Speaker A: What? And Jack. [01:02:36] Speaker B: No, [01:02:38] Speaker A: just been doing the same thing. But like Jack. What Jack is doing is essentially an informal trial series. [01:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:45] Speaker A: Which is, if you are not familiar with it, is something they. I don't think they do it as much in Japan anymore. I think Noah is one of the few companies that still does it. But like, you take a guy who you want to push and you want to like show. You want him to show. Gain experience. Experience. So you give him a trial series. So what that would mean is on a tour, they get seven singles matches against former champions, high ranking wrestlers and they just beat the piss out of this kid. He loses all seven of them and then he goes on excursion. [01:03:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:35] Speaker A: And that's kind of what they're doing with Jack. [01:03:37] Speaker C: Okay. [01:03:38] Speaker A: That's what it feels like they're doing with Jack. [01:03:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:03:43] Speaker A: Like it just. They just didn't announce it as such. Like if. [01:03:47] Speaker C: Sure, sure. [01:03:48] Speaker A: In Japan they'd say like, it's the trial series. Yay. Jack is just like, well, I wrestled Mox and he murdered me. Let's see what happens if I go. Kiss us. [01:03:58] Speaker C: Swerve. Also murder. [01:04:01] Speaker B: Yeah. Interesting thing happened. Murder. Dead. [01:04:04] Speaker C: Yeah, also dead. Samoa Joe Joe is gonna kiss you. [01:04:10] Speaker B: Yeah. He's like, okay, but what if for me it's different? What. [01:04:15] Speaker C: What if I'm a guy, I can change him. I'm so. I'm. I'm actually kind of excited for Samoa Joe. [01:04:24] Speaker B: So. [01:04:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I like Samoa Joe. And you know what that means? It means the Ops are going to be back on TV and they are never lacking. Never lacking. [01:04:35] Speaker B: They haven't ready. Yeah. [01:04:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:37] Speaker B: For some reason, not super excited for [01:04:41] Speaker C: all the hook and the. [01:04:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:43] Speaker C: It's gonna be so good. [01:04:45] Speaker A: And not a single lack was given. [01:04:47] Speaker C: Nope. [01:04:49] Speaker A: All right. [01:04:49] Speaker C: Oh my God. [01:04:52] Speaker A: Lena Cross versus Jamie Hayter. Lena Cross looks awesome. But I would know that there are. Yeah. Just great. Fantastic. Look, there are essentially Two women in. Aw. Doing Queen of the Underworld gimmicks. So cool. [01:05:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:12] Speaker A: Everybody should be Queen of the Underworld at least once in their lives. [01:05:14] Speaker C: I think, truly, honestly, it's always been a dream. [01:05:18] Speaker B: Yeah. That's all nice and well and good. There's only one fallen goddess and forever champion. [01:05:23] Speaker A: Okay, well, that's not the Underworld. [01:05:26] Speaker B: Okay. That's the ring of honor. And I still feel like she has that vibe. And I love her. [01:05:31] Speaker C: Athena. [01:05:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but she's not Queen. [01:05:35] Speaker B: No, wait, who's the other Queen of the Underworld? [01:05:38] Speaker A: There's only one Queen of the. [01:05:39] Speaker C: Persephone. [01:05:39] Speaker A: Persephone. [01:05:40] Speaker B: Persephone. Oh, no, that's not Queen. That's Princess Us. [01:05:44] Speaker C: No, she marries Hades. [01:05:46] Speaker B: Yeah, but she's still like. Yeah, but she doesn't spend all the time there. She's. [01:05:51] Speaker A: You can tell rules in hell. [01:05:57] Speaker B: We're gonna start. Okay, okay. [01:06:02] Speaker C: Hamilton has entered the chat. [01:06:04] Speaker B: It's a separate thing. I'm sorry. Don't make me get my friend Sophie here who knows all the Greek myth stuff. I'll get her. [01:06:12] Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay, okay. [01:06:13] Speaker B: It's a different thing. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Queen of the Underworld. Renee reads a bunch of English twaddle off her phone because she has no idea what's going on. She said something about br. [01:06:28] Speaker B: Sausage roll. [01:06:30] Speaker A: And like. Yeah, well, sausage roll, Craig. And then just. Leader crushes kick Jamie Hater in the face. [01:06:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:39] Speaker A: And basically, as talks about from experience how much it sucks getting hit in the face by wrestlers taller than you. [01:06:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:49] Speaker A: Because leader Cross is taller than Jamie Hater. [01:06:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:54] Speaker A: She makes a little bit of a comeback, but then Cross gets back. Control. Commercial heat. [01:07:01] Speaker C: Commercial heat. [01:07:03] Speaker A: Commercial heat. [01:07:05] Speaker C: I did love that Lena Cross was just absolutely brutal this entire match. [01:07:12] Speaker A: I love her. I, like, just, like. I don't care about. Dude, they should. [01:07:18] Speaker C: No. [01:07:18] Speaker B: And it's gone on so long, and I don't know why, because you have, like, a women's roster and you're just like, what if we didn't do all? What if we just did all instead? [01:07:29] Speaker C: There's just no dedicated tag teams and they're not willing to. [01:07:34] Speaker B: Yeah. So we could put some effort in. [01:07:36] Speaker A: Or. [01:07:37] Speaker B: Or have you considered all? [01:07:40] Speaker C: Yeah, considered. [01:07:42] Speaker A: Football is very easy. Like, never mind. They came up with a bunch of tag teams for the tournament, and now they're all gone. They're all gone. They're gone. None of the teams from that tournament are active tag teams anymore, except for Sisters of Sin, who aren't around because they're in Japan [01:08:04] Speaker B: being tag team champions and. Awesome. [01:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:08:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:08:07] Speaker A: Dead. It's. [01:08:08] Speaker B: It's a trio. [01:08:10] Speaker C: It's their only defense of this title is going to be at pay per views. Like, what the. [01:08:17] Speaker A: And like, I don't even. Like, that would be fine if, like, there were other tag team. Like, you just say, like, here, like, every. Every single women's tag match that you have involves the champions. So then it's not like there's no chance for other tag teams to get, [01:08:33] Speaker B: you know, like, rap built up because you just hate women's wrestling and don't [01:08:42] Speaker A: want to hate women's wrestling. And you had to do Billy a solid. And it sucks. Like, I. I hate. I hate slagging off on it like this because, like, this. Yeah. Actually kind of ruled it really got going in the second half. [01:08:58] Speaker B: But, like, there was a powerbomb on the apron, like, on Hater. That looked fucking brutal. [01:09:05] Speaker C: Yes. Oh, God, yes. [01:09:08] Speaker B: Like, both of. Yeah, both these women can fucking go. Like, so. Yeah, it's. But it's just like. Yeah, we've seen this match so many times. [01:09:15] Speaker C: I mean, like, why you have these tag team champions win and then they lose individually to Lena fucking Cross. Like, what are you doing to this tag team? [01:09:29] Speaker B: It's just all incoherent. Yeah, it's just all incoherent. It's just incoherent. [01:09:34] Speaker A: This is very much the kind of booking you would see with, like, in like 2000s, late 90s WWE. Like, you'd have. Yes, you'd have, like, Edge and Christian are feuding with a team and then like the week before the pay per View, they have singles matches against each of the guys. [01:09:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:54] Speaker A: And yeah, like, they'd either split the bat the series or there'd be DQs and like, it'd be settled in a tag match. I don't. I don't understand what they're doing. I don't know why the Birds are so stupid that they are not looking out for each other. [01:10:15] Speaker C: Also because Alex was there. [01:10:17] Speaker A: Like, ah, no, she wasn't. They both went to the back, but then she didn't come out again until after. Like, like, you know, Megan Bain was beating the. Out of her partner [01:10:28] Speaker B: getting beat with a pipe and. [01:10:29] Speaker A: Yeah, with a pipe. [01:10:32] Speaker B: With a pipe. Ended up not being a pipe. It was a chair table. They called it a pipe. Is that Spanish? [01:10:44] Speaker C: Not. [01:10:45] Speaker A: That's Italian, probably. I think it's actually delish. Yeah. But like, this match, this match kicked ass. Like, yeah, they, like, were throwing bombs at each other. Hater throws like, some of the best lariats in the company. [01:11:03] Speaker C: Sure. [01:11:03] Speaker A: Does she kick lean across in the tits with an enzygiri. That sucks. Good on people. [01:11:10] Speaker B: Pay good money for that. Like, that's. [01:11:13] Speaker A: Yeah, she got kicked in the title and then she just picked up Hater and gave her a back breaker. She's like, that hurts. [01:11:21] Speaker C: You nearly turned that into an Uranagi, too. [01:11:25] Speaker A: Yeah. And then Hater does do an Urinagi back breaker because she loves Rowdy Strong because she knows her. Yeah, they do. They. They're throwing, like, strikes in the middle. They just start throwing Germans and knee strikes and. Christ, it's so good. [01:11:42] Speaker B: Yeah, no, they're just out there like, hey, women's division. [01:11:45] Speaker A: Women's division. [01:11:46] Speaker B: What if. Women's division. [01:11:48] Speaker A: Tony Excalibur gets so excited. He talks about the length of Lena Cross and how she uses it. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Length mentioned, folks. [01:11:58] Speaker A: Length mentioned. Do we have a sound effect for that one? I don't know. [01:12:03] Speaker B: God, I hope I don't want to know. I mean, there was intro music. [01:12:08] Speaker A: Erica. I don't know. [01:12:10] Speaker B: As far as sound effects, we do have. We do have that. That section from last week where. Where Pit Trans was lubing up her hand with the cream. I could isolate that for the length. For the length. [01:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah, we could. I mean, we could, but we could not. That's. We'll workshop it. What happens next? Oh, yeah. Then the pipe band appears with the pipe and crosses here with the pipe. And then a jackhammer and wins. Selena Cross wins. Yay. What's her name comes out eventually to even up the odds. And they're gonna have a street fight. Windsor, I would say. Yeah. Alex Windsor. I don't actually mean to be mean to her because even though she's married to the twat, he. She is a wrestler. I actually enjoy watching more. [01:13:05] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's. That's the thing that sucks so badly is I love Windsor and Hater as wrestlers. I just. This is. It's stupid and wrong and I hate it. And it's. [01:13:15] Speaker A: I even like them as a tag team. Like, they kind of kicked at. Like, I remember when they first did. Yeah, it's like, this was awesome. [01:13:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:13:24] Speaker A: Like, this is going to be good. And, like, we knew, like, obviously they're going to wrestle Divine Dominion eventually, but it's like. Like, I don't know what they did that they felt they need to just be like. And we're gonna really Brit it up. [01:13:35] Speaker C: Just unnecessary. [01:13:36] Speaker A: Just. Just get. [01:13:38] Speaker B: I mean, I've mentioned it on previous episodes, but if you take them at their word, they're just like that. Which is the saddest thing I'VE ever heard my entire life. [01:13:48] Speaker A: It does. Like. And I hate that because it makes me think less of Jamie Hayter, who I think is a treasure. Yeah. [01:13:53] Speaker B: And I don't want to think less of Jamie. [01:13:54] Speaker A: Haters don't make me think Lesser Genuine. Stop it. There's a little video package for Andrade where he talks about how he was born with lucha libre and his blood. And he's a fourth generation wrestler. So when he says, I really enjoyed this. [01:14:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:11] Speaker A: He says it's his destiny. He means it's in his blood. I like that. [01:14:17] Speaker B: Yeah. No. So this is good. Again, Andrew, love you. As long as you start taking some off and hey, we'll get there. But he did. I don't know if y' all noticed what I noticed, but he took something. They think they took some off. They took some off him. Anyway. [01:14:35] Speaker A: I mean, it's coming up. All right. Renee's with Kazuchika Okada. Oh, that's right. [01:14:42] Speaker B: This made me so happy. [01:14:44] Speaker A: I forgot to mention this earlier, but, like, Champa got on the mic and challenged Okada to a match for the international title. [01:14:52] Speaker B: Yes. [01:14:53] Speaker A: And this is Okada's answer to it. And he says he thought about it a lot. And he's decided that Champa is a. [01:15:02] Speaker B: Which made me cackle. Yes. [01:15:04] Speaker A: Which is good and it's true and it's right and he should say it. And the hateful Tommy Chompers attacks from behind. And he's in the head. [01:15:11] Speaker B: It was so good. [01:15:12] Speaker C: That was so incredible. [01:15:15] Speaker A: No. [01:15:19] Speaker C: Oh. [01:15:19] Speaker A: In his feud. Yeah. [01:15:22] Speaker B: Choppers went hard on him. It was awesome. [01:15:25] Speaker A: He says that when he said he wanted Okada versus Choppa, he meant psycho killer versus the Rainmaker. [01:15:33] Speaker B: And I have rock hard nipples. Like, let's go. [01:15:39] Speaker C: That was a really good line. [01:15:41] Speaker B: I am ready. Like, yeah. Yeah. I love both of these wrestlers. I think you are both wrong, Tommy. Choppers all day maker. All day. Like, I'm can strike each other to death. [01:15:58] Speaker A: I think they will have a perfectly promulant match at the pay per view. [01:16:05] Speaker B: You know, Fun. [01:16:07] Speaker A: I know. I have no fun. I have been no fun for the past couple days. Did you know. Did I talk about how much I was crying before? [01:16:16] Speaker B: I know, I know. [01:16:18] Speaker A: There's a lot of it. There's a lot of it. Renee's with the Brawling Birds and we're gonna get some more British stuff because they're like. It's like, yeah, the divine dominion, like, breaking rules. But next week at the pay per view, there's no rules. So, like, anything not Nailed down in the street fight. It's going down. Their throats are up their asses. Oh, kind of hot. [01:16:43] Speaker B: All right, I'll give it Jamie, Hater, do you have anything to say? And she's like, It was not great. [01:16:56] Speaker A: It wasn't great. You know, it was great. Main event. [01:17:00] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. [01:17:02] Speaker A: John Moxley, Pac and Gabe Kidd versus the United Empire Will Osprey Andrade, El Idolo, and the only Italian, Francesco Akira, [01:17:11] Speaker B: who I want to mention appears to. He. Look. He looks like he got smoked out in that limo by the Rascals. And then they all went to a Cot Mouth King show. Like, that's what that guy looks like in the whole time, he just got no idea what's going on because he's Italian. [01:17:33] Speaker A: Sincerely, I've seen him wrestle, like, so many times on Dynamite Now I feel like this is the first time I actually have seen his face. Like, he just was a blur in my memory. I was like, wait, that's what you look like. You are Italian. Hey, mamma mia. [01:17:57] Speaker C: So that's what to mean. [01:17:59] Speaker B: We smoke at the weed. We see the rap. Yeah, yeah, [01:18:05] Speaker C: we. [01:18:06] Speaker A: I died laughing this morning when I was watching this. The main event, when Gabe scampers out from behind for the Death Riders entrance. Let's go. Moxley's doing his thing, and the game's just like, scamper, Scampers, let's go. [01:18:28] Speaker B: I'm gonna fight again. [01:18:29] Speaker C: I'm gonna fight him. [01:18:30] Speaker B: I'm gonna fight a guy. [01:18:30] Speaker A: Yeah. What the. I hate to admit it, but. Aw, Gabe. Kid is starting to grow on me. Oh, but it's because he's becoming, like, a parody of himself. [01:18:42] Speaker B: Yeah. No, because every time. Every time I see him, I. I imagine like, the little dog from Looney Tunes or, like, from, like, old cartoons back in the day where it's, like, the big dog and then the little yappy dog that would, like, do things for him. Yeah, he's a little yappy dog, and I adore him. When I put that brain into it, then it makes sense, and I'm like, [01:19:08] Speaker A: yeah, we're out there. We're gonna kill these guys. [01:19:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:10] Speaker A: Come on, John. John Moxley, everyone loves. He's so good. [01:19:14] Speaker B: I bring him steaks. He says thanks, and I'm like, yeah. He called me kitty. [01:19:18] Speaker A: See that? [01:19:19] Speaker B: He called me kid. [01:19:19] Speaker A: I'm gay, kid. [01:19:21] Speaker C: It does make him a lot more tolerable. [01:19:31] Speaker B: She likes me [01:19:34] Speaker C: imagining him in Velcro sneakers and his bluey backpack full of crayons. [01:19:42] Speaker A: Kindergarten ready, Gabe? [01:19:44] Speaker B: Kindergarten ready. [01:19:46] Speaker A: Absolutely. Gabe. Oh, God. Osprey. And Mox. Osprey does his entrance, and him and Mox like. Like, flirt at each other a little bit. [01:19:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:03] Speaker A: Excalibur says the most anti Italian thing I've heard on the entire episode. Akira to Darby. [01:20:12] Speaker B: Yeah, that was fun. And I. That was a note I took, too. I was like, look, that was my first instance of, like, look, we have fun here. But like, that. That. That Italian probably. That Italian probably has a. A family. Okay, like, that's too far. [01:20:26] Speaker C: Yeah. Why would you say that? God, that's. [01:20:29] Speaker A: That's screwed up. Don't say that. And it. Look, they tease Osprey and Mox at the start, and then. Nope, he brings in Gabe, who just bites Osprey because she's kindergarten ready. That was the first. [01:20:45] Speaker C: Right? [01:20:46] Speaker A: He's ready. That's what Mox told her. Like, first date. All right, Gabe. The first day. [01:20:52] Speaker C: Come here. [01:20:53] Speaker A: I need to go in. [01:20:57] Speaker C: Here's what you do. [01:20:59] Speaker A: Yeah. The first kid you see at school, first kid that tells you, you bite. You bite them. [01:21:10] Speaker C: And you don't. You don't stop. You don't let go. [01:21:16] Speaker B: They can need the Jaws of life, Max. [01:21:18] Speaker A: I tell you, you just. You just gotta wait until they get called the school resource officer and just take. Yeah, and then you grab his gun and. [01:21:32] Speaker B: I don't think I want to go to jail in this country. [01:21:37] Speaker C: Oh, don't worry. You won't. [01:21:40] Speaker A: You won't. Oh, that's good news. [01:21:48] Speaker B: Oh, that. That got so dark so fast. Oh, my God. [01:21:52] Speaker A: Damn. [01:21:55] Speaker B: Yeah. No ballish ice. [01:22:01] Speaker C: That's right. [01:22:02] Speaker B: Goddamn day. I was gonna say, like, as soon as you said the cops, I was like, I'm gonna get in trouble if I keep like this. I'm gonna get so much trouble. [01:22:31] Speaker A: God, it's rightfully yours. [01:22:32] Speaker C: Cuz you. You tell him. You tell him that your dad owns him, pays his salary. [01:22:43] Speaker A: Yeah, my dad, Joe Moxley. [01:22:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:46] Speaker A: I imagine somebody listened to last week's episode and was like, wow, this is vaguely normal. And now they're back and we're just talking about. [01:22:54] Speaker B: There was nothing normal about last week's episode. Years of K pain. That was all the hardest things I've ever endured in my life. [01:23:07] Speaker A: I. [01:23:08] Speaker B: Like, I almost died for two hours straight, I was almost dying. Okay, folks, a peek behind the curtain from last week. I need everyone to understand. Silent did not tell us that she was gonna do that. We had no idea that she was. She's like, I have a. Should I tell you? We're like, nah, sorry about it. I had no idea. The bit was gonna go for the full two hours and do that. So, like, I introed the show and as I'm introing the show, she puts the glasses on and I had no idea what was about to happen to me. Anyways, that's. Oh, my God. That's neither here nor there. We'll keep talking about this show, but, like, last week was one of the most fun experiences I have ever had. Podcasting. [01:23:56] Speaker C: I just. [01:23:56] Speaker B: I love you all since we're here [01:23:59] Speaker C: and I just need to confess that I did not realize who you were talking to for the entire. [01:24:07] Speaker B: I forgot the recording, the actors. Like, so who were you? I would just lost our minds. Like, Are you kidding me? Is Bret Hart. The whole. Are you kidding me? Are you serious? Yeah, and I just want. It was so many tells the Goldberg. That's not the least of it. But at the end of it, we're. But then we were just like, hampter you did you. You played that so well, considering you had no idea what the was going on. [01:24:39] Speaker C: People say weird to me a lot and I just need to be like, [01:24:43] Speaker B: okay, well, yeah, you podcast. [01:24:45] Speaker A: Gotta say, like, if you worked retail at all, say the weirdest to you any job, like, I. I swear to God, people would just be like, hey, have you, you know, heard about the aliens that run the government? It's like, yeah, you know, I think I've heard about that. I don't know what to think. Let me help you find this cat food. [01:25:11] Speaker C: Yeah, same. [01:25:14] Speaker A: Holy crazy. Oh, you know who got a chant in this match? Akira. Yeah, there's no. It's. There's. There's no. There's just. It was just meatballs. Stop being anti Italian. [01:25:29] Speaker B: You meatballs. [01:25:33] Speaker A: You. [01:25:33] Speaker C: Me? How dare you. [01:25:36] Speaker B: Terrible. [01:25:38] Speaker A: What happened? I'm lost. I'm lost every. Everybody [01:25:44] Speaker B: and I's ability to do anti Italian hatred. You get lost. [01:25:49] Speaker A: Yeah, [01:25:52] Speaker C: this is all like Akira getting to. Or did he finally get. Oh, when he finally breaks free and gets a tag, which was incredible. Seriously. [01:26:02] Speaker A: Yeah, he did a very good hot tag. Oh, God. Yeah, they. They capture him and they beat the out of him for a while. And I actually did. I confess. I wrote the years of lead joke in this section. [01:26:14] Speaker B: No. God sad about that one. [01:26:21] Speaker A: I'm not. [01:26:21] Speaker C: Wait, wait, where are we going with this? [01:26:23] Speaker A: Oh, I said that like the last time an Italian had a night this bad was the years of lead. [01:26:29] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, he. They really. [01:26:33] Speaker C: A lot of. [01:26:34] Speaker B: They really. [01:26:36] Speaker A: They beat the out of that poor little guy. He like. He like, he was. Is like, I don't Know, he went in the wrong part of town. [01:26:48] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:26:49] Speaker A: He went. He went near the wasps. [01:26:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. No, I have. Last time I saw. Last time I saw an Italian have that bad of a day, he ended up upside down in a public square. [01:27:07] Speaker A: We got it. We got it. [01:27:09] Speaker B: We hate fascists here, folks. [01:27:13] Speaker A: The hard. The thing that's hard about that is it was a good day for a lot of Italians. [01:27:17] Speaker B: It was a good day for a lot of Italians. That was the. The day that. Yeah, the day that. The day that a handful of Italians did. It. Did a good thing. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Anyways, this is not the anti fascism podcast. That's a different podcast. I mean, it's a little bit that. [01:27:35] Speaker A: It's a little bit. Sometimes when the mood takes us. [01:27:38] Speaker B: We just can't help it because of who we are as people. And possums. [01:27:43] Speaker A: It's cool that they killed Mussolini. It is cool. Anyway, Commercial heat on Akira. They. Excalibur has like, a Taz moment where he says, like, chopping Moxley is like pumping the bellows on a big old stove. I don't know what that means. I genuinely don't know what he means by that. And then nobody bothered to ask him because they came right back from commercial after he said that. That it's. [01:28:19] Speaker C: Well, I mean, I'm assuming it's a blacksmithy. [01:28:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I don't. Yeah. You don't have bellows on a stove. [01:28:28] Speaker C: No. [01:28:29] Speaker A: What are you doing, bro? You do me making brownies the hard way, I guess. Making the Red Barons freezer pizza. On hard mode. [01:28:40] Speaker C: On hard mode. You build a kiln or a fire brick stove. [01:28:45] Speaker A: He builds a kiln. Yes. For his every day. This is. This. Was that. That tag, that hot tag spot. So, like, Osprey saves Akira a little bit and. But they, like, he tries to. Yeah, that's when they do the delayed suplex. He's trying to get to the corner, but he's still getting ground into fine tomato paste. So he's finally able to use his speed to make an opening. And he, like, kind of knocks out up all the Death Riders. And then he just makes the big tag to Andrade, who just runs in, kicks everybody's ass, takes his pants off. Thank God the crowd didn't even need to chant in to do it this year. This year. This week. [01:29:34] Speaker B: So he still has. So he still has some things on. He still did his selfie bits, I think. I think I saw him try do selfie bit. He did selfie. He did selfie. But they. They Gave him his old music back. Thank. [01:29:51] Speaker A: How you know. [01:29:53] Speaker B: No, not anymore. No. [01:29:56] Speaker A: They got rid of his butt. It was on his butt. [01:29:59] Speaker B: It was. It was on his butt. But it didn't. They changed the music back. What? Or am I crazy? [01:30:04] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:30:06] Speaker C: I didn't. [01:30:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:07] Speaker C: I don't think I heard the how you know before it, so. [01:30:10] Speaker B: No, no, they didn't. And it's. It was different music, too. They went back to the really awesome, like, real Latino man music, which I always enjoyed immensely before the. The how. You know, whatever the that was. And, yeah, I. I'm like, yes, continue to strip him of this. And the. The heartfelt video package was nice. So I just. I really do think that. That if not us, Tony definitely listens to waffly bollocks, which you should be, too, if you're not already. [01:30:45] Speaker A: You should. [01:30:46] Speaker B: You really should. Because, like, yeah, someone so. Yeah, right? [01:30:52] Speaker A: They're so sweet. [01:30:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. No, seriously, Sarah sent me, like, so much bracelet. I wear my. All right, Sarah, if you're listening, I wear my Protostar bracelet, like, most days. Okay. Like, [01:31:07] Speaker A: I was on my birthday. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Nice. And if we ever meet irl, we will fight and. Or kiss who knows what. Those two. So, like, it's. Now I lost my train of thought because you got me thinking about Takeshita and kissing out. Yeah. Damn it. That's neither here nor there. But, yeah, long story short, listen to Waffley Bollocks. And they're listening because, like, we've been bitching about how he has too much on him. Not just us, but they. They. Those two have. Have been complaining about it as well, because he has too much on him. The how you know, is. Is getting. And. And I'm so. I. Someone's listening. And I appreciate it. Keep it up, up. And I'm. I'm still gonna say really problematic things about your product. And I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Anyways, okay. [01:32:07] Speaker A: Oh, commentary lets us know. Commentary lets us know that this is the pussy neck anniversary. [01:32:13] Speaker B: Oh. [01:32:15] Speaker A: Oh, this is where Will's neck got bottom surgery. Good for her, I guess. [01:32:23] Speaker B: God damn it. I forgot. [01:32:25] Speaker A: Rip, rip, rip, rip and tear, making balls of the neck. Oh, yeah, he's fighting with Mox. And Mox puts him in a sleeper. And then sleeper suplex. [01:32:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:42] Speaker A: Liger Bomb. [01:32:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:32:45] Speaker A: And he wants a hidden blade. Gabe pulls him out of the ring, and. But Akira tags himself in, so he just kind of hits a cool moonsault on the floor, and then he's alone with Moxley. He gets a Cutter. And then he misses a knee strike, and kid just, like, murders him dead with a lariat. And then he does, like, those corner headbutts for no reason. [01:33:08] Speaker B: He's gotta work off energy, I gotta say. They had chocolate milk at breakfast at recess. And. And so, like, he's got a wiper, [01:33:22] Speaker A: Pixie stick, and Gabe got a hold of it. [01:33:24] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. God, can you imagine having to be that? Can you imagine having to be like Renee? You know what I mean? Renee's in back with the orange slices, waiting for the Death Riders to come back and be done. Yeah, yeah. And she's had. She's gonna have to. His mom called. He's sleeping over. Okay. She's gonna deal with that all night. All right. [01:33:56] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, he's doing. He's doing the headbutt stuff. And then Osprey's just like, well, let me just kick you in the head. And apparently that's the problem for Gabe, not the other head trauma, but the kick is what they're kicked. [01:34:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:34:11] Speaker A: So, like, everybody's throwing finishers. And then Mox just clobbers Akira and tries, like, you know, doing like. He's like, come on, hit me thing. And yeah, he. He. Italian stallions up and fights back, and he drop kicks Yuta. He gets leveled by Lariat. [01:34:27] Speaker C: What? Yuta, who was not even in the match, gets a chance. [01:34:32] Speaker A: Yeah, well, because he got on the apron, so he got kicked off. [01:34:36] Speaker B: I do, but. [01:34:38] Speaker A: And that directly leads to the finish because Box just like. Box like, hates this Italian man to death because he gets two paradigm shifts and death. Right? [01:34:52] Speaker C: Yup. [01:34:53] Speaker A: And meanwhile, Osprey gets killed on the floor and Andrade gets killed on the floor. And then Box, not content to just pin him, he chokes the kid to death. [01:35:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:05] Speaker B: I mean, really, really. He, He. He did to that Italian what. What really should have been done to the Italian fascist party. Unfortunately, they were able to claw. Claw their way back. And they exist still. Yeah. [01:35:24] Speaker C: And he comes, he stops and he comes back and he stops and it's like this. And in retrospect, obviously, the call was made. Hey, Akira, you want to eat a pin? [01:35:36] Speaker B: Yeah, you're done. [01:35:38] Speaker C: Because there's no way Will or Andrade or Lean in this match. And this is. [01:35:43] Speaker B: He's like, yes, upend me up in me mama. Put me on the tv. I tell the mama, the papa, I get the pin. I eat at the pin. [01:35:52] Speaker A: I eat it. A pin. [01:35:54] Speaker B: It's a mia jobber. [01:35:56] Speaker C: But damn, like, you might have may as well been making Eye contact with Will the entire time while he was doing that. Yeah. [01:36:06] Speaker A: So Box holds the choke. Death Riders beat everybody up. Andrade tries to chase off the Death Riders, but then the dogs show up and they kill Andrade. And then they're going to do La Pilmanzio. Intervenes. They run off the Death Riders and the dogs, and that's how we end the show. What'd you guys think of Dynamite? [01:36:39] Speaker B: I had a fun time. [01:36:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess I had a fun time. [01:36:47] Speaker C: Like this match, like the Trios match. [01:36:51] Speaker A: Trio's match is really good. I like the. I like both the trio's matches. I like the main event. I don't know. I was kind of just not vibing with the episode. I think I can. [01:37:03] Speaker C: Yeah, I can't there. It was like. [01:37:05] Speaker B: It had its moments. [01:37:07] Speaker A: In fairness, I. I was, like, awake for over 24 hours by the time the show started, so that might affect some of my. [01:37:15] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:37:16] Speaker B: I. I think my biggest problem with this is just the biggest problem I have with most. Aw right now is the women. Not the women. The booking of the women. [01:37:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:37:30] Speaker B: God damn. Like, God damn. Yo, how are you gonna have, like, the most stacked roster and just. God, y' all suck at this. You're good at so many other things. I don't really suck at this. [01:37:47] Speaker A: And that's kind of what I. That's kind of like what I sort of feel most bad about Alex Windsor is, like, now it feels like she got a push because her husband's the champ and. Yeah, I know, like, she deserves it, but still, it's just, like, feels. It feels weird. I don't like it. Especially when there's a lot of other really talented women on the roster. [01:38:11] Speaker B: Yeah, no one loves. Yeah, it's not great. [01:38:15] Speaker C: Nope. [01:38:16] Speaker A: But that's it. [01:38:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's free. [01:38:19] Speaker A: Dynamite server. Oh, guess what? We have a dinolision next week. [01:38:23] Speaker C: Sure do. [01:38:24] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Really? [01:38:25] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Boy, [01:38:30] Speaker A: I am going to. [01:38:36] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. Please don't. [01:38:40] Speaker A: I'm giving the sensor a workout. I don't give a. Yeah. [01:38:43] Speaker B: God. [01:38:44] Speaker A: Jesus doesn't censor half the I say anyway. So. [01:38:48] Speaker B: Yeah, P. Piper is a lot more. Less, like, a lot more conservative with the censor than I am. I apply it. Well, I apply it. No, I apply it liberally. I'm. I'm saying in the actual words, not the political words. I apply the censor. The censor bell. Liberal. Liberally. Piper is conservative of with it, which, oddly enough, is opposite because we live in hell. [01:39:20] Speaker A: Oh, my God. What the. Guys. Holy. [01:39:27] Speaker B: Every day I wake up And I feel like that Italian wrestler last night. [01:39:31] Speaker C: Like, I just feel like it's always an Akira. [01:39:35] Speaker B: Every day I wake up and I feel like I'm getting Akira and it's [01:39:40] Speaker A: not great, depending on the Akira you're talking about. Because that other one didn't go so well. [01:39:49] Speaker C: Yeah, both are pretty bad, if I recall. [01:39:53] Speaker B: Oh, God. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to drift my E bike and I'm gonna hurt myself. It's gonna be amazing. [01:39:59] Speaker C: Don't do that. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Will you be the Tetsuo to my Kana? [01:40:07] Speaker B: Holy. All right, well, that's a week. That's a week of yapping grass. We did it. Anyone have anything they'd want to. Want to get in before we. We wrap? [01:40:19] Speaker A: I want to. Again, I'm recording from my new apartment that I was able to get thanks to donations to people who listen to this pod. So thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys helped get us in here, so it's appreciated immensely. I will continue to drive as poorly as possible. Everything. [01:40:46] Speaker B: Yeah, hampter, what about you? [01:40:48] Speaker C: No, it's just the old usual stuff. [01:40:50] Speaker B: Just the usual stuff. Go find someone on hampter's page and give them money. Yeah. [01:40:55] Speaker A: Oh, and buy hampter. Nice plates [01:40:58] Speaker C: can play and bank. And we're gonna go on tour and give out a bunch of free samples. [01:41:05] Speaker B: Can you. [01:41:06] Speaker A: Can you get them at Wawa's? That's the real question. [01:41:08] Speaker C: We're working. We're working with. [01:41:10] Speaker B: Working on it, actually, because we wanted [01:41:12] Speaker C: to really focus on local. Local stores first and gas stations because, you know, they are just. Yeah. [01:41:22] Speaker B: And. Yeah, and they don't. They don't have. They don't regulate. So, like. Yeah, they'll sell anything. So that worked. Speaking of selling anything, you can check out my shop. Garrettaylor-shop.fourth wall.com. i'm sorry, I couldn't help that, but it's too good of a joke. [01:41:40] Speaker C: No, that's very good. [01:41:42] Speaker B: But yeah, go there. Buy gay patreon.com wnff pod eventually we'll add more stuff to it, but in the meantime, you can give us money to help us make the show in the sense that occasionally it pays for a. A legitimate stream of pay per views. [01:42:00] Speaker A: We could do that. We could actually do a live stream one day. [01:42:04] Speaker B: We could do that. [01:42:05] Speaker A: If only. If only people join the Patreon so that we could both eat and watch wrestling. [01:42:14] Speaker B: That would be awesome. And if you want to find me and give me money, because shit's still bad, even Though I'm employed, it's. I'm like, I have one shift a week because the cannabis industry is a baby and it's all wild and there's no product and thus no hours. So, you know, there's. It is. But you know, otherwise I'm selling weed again. [01:42:41] Speaker C: Woo. [01:42:42] Speaker B: Just in a store this time instead. About. Yeah. [01:42:45] Speaker A: Just. [01:42:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:42:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Capitalism. Yay. [01:42:51] Speaker B: And so you can find [email protected] and I have all kinds of links there if you want to send me money for living. Listen to Everything is wrestling. We just had the Muppets episode just dropped yesterday. [01:43:05] Speaker A: Is. [01:43:06] Speaker B: Oh my God. Becca Petunia of various names. A Muppet historian. How I just. I. I'm friends with a Muppet historian who's been on Sesame street more than once. Just what is my life? [01:43:20] Speaker A: You're friends with so many people. It's like kind of mind boggling sometimes. [01:43:24] Speaker B: I don't understand it. It's like I just. All these people on the Internet, we, we. We seem to think we check your yard. [01:43:31] Speaker C: Cool. [01:43:32] Speaker B: Like, like Becca clearly cool. Apparently I'm cool. Y' all are cool. Y' all hang out with me. I don't get it. Eventually I'll think I'm cool. Like hamper coolest one in the room every. [01:43:46] Speaker C: I don't know what you're talking about, man. [01:43:47] Speaker A: I don't know. Look, we all three of us can't have no self confidence. We are all cool. [01:43:54] Speaker B: We'll go with Everything's wrestling anywhere. He went to the pods like subscribe. Happy wrestling. [01:44:00] Speaker A: Happy wrestling. [01:44:12] Speaker B: The turn of the space frogs Gay. Sorry, I just had big. Just had a big old bowl of chili. [01:44:21] Speaker C: I'm turning the space of the space fox guy. [01:44:25] Speaker B: I'm ready to Alex Jones.