Dynalission VII: The Phantom Pain

[00:00:07] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Welcome back to Wednesday night faith fights where I, Ella Taylor. What with the she and the her pronouns. I'm here again with my wrestle queers to talk about. Aw, dynamite. Unfortunately this week it's a dread dynalysion. So first wrestle queer whom. I'm so sorry about this. Hi. Hi Erica. [00:01:24] Speaker A: It's Erica. Hi. She her. That episode. [00:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a dyno wish and it broker. It broker is done. We're done. We, we, we, we barely. We just now started and we're already so done. And calling in again to us from the tip of America's penis. Yo. So I have to say it all. [00:01:51] Speaker C: The testes of Florida. Really? That's fine. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the gooch area. [00:02:00] Speaker C: So it's actually, it's. It's a normal intro with the orb and I walk down the ramp, turn and go. I hate Chris Jericho pyro and turn around and pyro goes off and I just waddle my way to the. To the commentary booth. [00:02:25] Speaker A: Wonderful. [00:02:26] Speaker C: You have a little package of hamper hampter bites and my curled in my tail for the, for the table. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that shit's really good. [00:02:35] Speaker C: Yeah, we always bring in snacks. [00:02:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that shit seems to really be going off. We should do some sort of like next month is you know the, the dread awful gross holiday that we now will take back and call like a gratitude festival. I guess not the other one. But yeah, we should make some sort of like hampter bite tofurkey, you know, or something like that. Okay. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Next month is my four year anniversary at hrt. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Oh, next year. [00:03:07] Speaker A: I've already reclaimed that. They can. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Hey, next year or next month dick. Yeah, next year is my one month or one year anniversary. Next month is my one year anniversary. [00:03:19] Speaker C: Oh, that's so great. [00:03:20] Speaker A: Hell yeah. Yeah, Big diesel. [00:03:26] Speaker C: The big D, actually. The very little D now. [00:03:34] Speaker B: Holy shit. Well, thank you for that. Relatively, let's say a normal ish entrance. That kind of. [00:03:43] Speaker C: So normal. This is normal as I get. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. No, it's freaking me the out I'm. I'm a little worried. As I should be. So hell yeah, we're back where nothing's terribly sad other than this dynamite. So first, why don't we get to. Where are we this week? Erica? [00:04:06] Speaker A: We're in Cleveland. [00:04:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that's. Yeah, that was wild blast from my past. [00:04:16] Speaker A: Ohio. [00:04:17] Speaker B: Cleveland ass Ohio. [00:04:19] Speaker C: I now realize that the, the crypt of the week. Whatever happens will not surprise me. [00:04:28] Speaker A: So. [00:04:28] Speaker B: Hey, hey, that's my neighbor. [00:04:31] Speaker C: I know the guy. I went to school with him. [00:04:35] Speaker A: So like I was like, I don't know what to do for crypto of the week because there's like so much in Ohio because like everybody there seems to be drunk and, or high all the time. So like you're always gonna see stuff, right? [00:04:47] Speaker B: I grew up in Wisconsin. I know how this goes. Yeah, yeah. [00:04:50] Speaker A: It's like it's not quite the Midwest, but it's Ohio. It's Ohio ass. So like I'm looking through my laptop and I find this PDF called Night Siege. And it's a, it's a thing I, I. A book I downloaded. I mean it's out of print. I don't think I can illegally download an out of print book. Nobody's making money off of it. [00:05:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:18] Speaker A: But it's basically like this guy investigated this case of this family in Ohio. Somewhere in Ohio. I don't think he named it because he didn't want people like show up there and like be weird about it. [00:05:33] Speaker C: Bad news about Ohio and everybody in it. [00:05:38] Speaker A: So like if you, if you recall last week's cryptid of the week, it was. There was like the one guy who thought there were aliens. He's like, I must make contact. I'd be happy Race. This is not France, this is America. [00:05:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna shoot that. I'm guessing. [00:05:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, we were shooting a lot of. So like this, this happens over several weeks or several nights, I should say. So there's this farmhouse like kind of out of the way, out of the way. It's got a house, it's got barns, it's got fields, it's got trees and a tree line. And they, this family starts seeing weird coming out of the woods and up to their farm and eat some of their ducks. [00:06:22] Speaker C: Ducks. [00:06:24] Speaker A: Ducks. Some of their ducks. It was pretty sad. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Or Peking. What are we doing here? [00:06:30] Speaker A: Live ducks. Feathers and all rended and killed. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Delightful pillow. [00:06:38] Speaker A: Night one the first. They see an eight foot tall, four legged black shape with red eyes and they catch it stalking their ducks. So they shoot it. Yep, yep. Which I Think is fair. Yeah. They hit it between the eyes and it runs off into the woods and it's like, it like does like one of these like really high pitched screeches that like down pitches and. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that was a mo. That was a moose with pink eye. But it sounds like you got him. Okay. [00:07:07] Speaker C: Oh, may I ask a quick question? [00:07:09] Speaker A: Yes. [00:07:09] Speaker B: I love that you raised your fucking hand. [00:07:13] Speaker C: What do we have a general time frame for this or a year? [00:07:18] Speaker A: I'm sorry, this happened in 1981. [00:07:20] Speaker C: Oh, oh, my gosh. That was before. Just a little bit before I was born. [00:07:25] Speaker B: Oh, never mind. That moose was high on friend of the pod cocaine. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Actually, That happened on June 25th. All right, so June 26th, they, they see a nine foot tall Bigfoot looking thing, also with red eyes. It scares the family dog. So the farmer tells his sons, put your pants on. [00:07:51] Speaker C: I'm sorry. [00:07:53] Speaker A: Because it was night, they were asleep. He's put your pants on. So they jump in the truck and they chase this bigfoot thing and it just runs away screaming. And that's, that's the other thing. Like, they don't actually hit it, but they're gonna shoot it. So then on the 28th, two nights, two nights later, the youngest son is set out on a tractor with his gun. Because they see figures spotted in the tree line. [00:08:20] Speaker C: And you're just like, yeah, Jimmy Bob, you're 12. Time to make a man out of you. [00:08:25] Speaker A: Well, yeah, they recover. I assume they recover because everybody's armed at the teeth all the time with this family. So, like, they see, they see a black figure, he's holding like a blue light and he's like waving it, and they shoot that and they hit that and it drops. [00:08:45] Speaker B: That was probably the cop coming about. [00:08:49] Speaker A: Killed a man. You just shot a dude with a flashlight. [00:08:54] Speaker C: Literally committed homicide. Just. No, it was encrypted. [00:08:58] Speaker A: But yeah, then they started seeing more of these black figures with red eyes and they just shoot at them all night. I don't. [00:09:05] Speaker B: What there's so much that I do not like about this. I, I, I. [00:09:14] Speaker C: Here's a mass grave in these people's. [00:09:16] Speaker B: I would like, I would like to apologize. The friend of the pod cocaine. Okay. [00:09:24] Speaker A: Did not do this. [00:09:25] Speaker B: This is not, this is whatever is going on with Cleveland and this family specifically. And I'm. No, that's, that's really. [00:09:34] Speaker C: That's Ohio water. [00:09:36] Speaker A: That's Ohio water? [00:09:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that's Ohio. [00:09:40] Speaker B: That's. [00:09:40] Speaker C: I'm gonna be real with you. That'. Natural. That's homegrown. [00:09:45] Speaker B: That's that, that lights on fire. [00:09:49] Speaker A: What's. What's different about this one was they actually find footprints the next day. [00:09:58] Speaker B: Killed several men. [00:10:00] Speaker A: No, here's the, here's what the footprints look like. Hold on. Because I didn't actually prepare this so I gotta like take a screenshot of it. [00:10:07] Speaker B: Oh God. Oh Jesus. [00:10:09] Speaker A: But they're like three toed. They're like three toed footprints. They're three toed footprints and they look like. What's it called? [00:10:19] Speaker B: Dinosaur. [00:10:21] Speaker A: Yeah, actually they say like oh maybe it's like T. Rexes but like. [00:10:25] Speaker C: Sure, yeah. Or like ostriches or like emus. Don't they have like a kind of like a. For going to with the dine down the dinosaur. Right route. [00:10:34] Speaker A: Yeah. I will note that in future cases I've seen they talk about these three toad footprints being belonging to like goblins. So make of that what you want. It's not done yet. There's like several nights of this. [00:10:53] Speaker B: Oh hell yeah. Good. I did not like this dying illusion very much. So let's just keep talking. [00:10:59] Speaker A: Yeah. So yeah. Three toed footprints, possible goblets. Night four is the 29th. [00:11:06] Speaker C: Hold on, hold for nose blow. [00:11:13] Speaker A: It's not cocaine. It's allergy off of someone's dick. Doesn't mean anything. Give me that sweet sweet hay ragweed, baby. Therefore they just see more. They just see more of the same of black figures in the tree line and they're shooting them. But this time they called the cops. They actually called the cops. So there's like. [00:11:42] Speaker B: Well yeah, because they're like if the cops are going to do anything, it's going to be help shoot us. Help us shoot at the black figures that they can't quite see. [00:11:50] Speaker C: Maybe they ran out of cops previously and they just needed a new refresh and they were just like oh my God. This wild. [00:11:57] Speaker A: This family is actually based as. [00:11:59] Speaker C: Yeah, this, this family's name 1312. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Wait, is it New Jack from Ohio? No. Oh no, he's from Indiana. He was. [00:12:16] Speaker C: Oh, I think he was from one of the liners. [00:12:19] Speaker A: I forget. I remember because we thought he. No, we thought he might have been the, the, the. The. The greed lizard guy that scared those women. [00:12:28] Speaker C: Right? [00:12:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. He's been every crypted campy New Jack. This family. This family. [00:12:35] Speaker A: This family might be New Jack's family though. [00:12:38] Speaker B: This, it's a family of serial killers. I tell you what, I can tell [00:12:41] Speaker C: you that I. Technically you might argue it's kind of a. Well, I don't even know if it'd be a spree. [00:12:47] Speaker B: Multi day spree. [00:12:50] Speaker C: Yeah, because it's also not myth methodical anyway. [00:12:54] Speaker B: No, no, it's just spraying wildly. Really. [00:13:03] Speaker A: This is July 1st, so like the family is now keeping watch at night on the roof with their guns. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Oh God. [00:13:13] Speaker A: They see these glowing flying orbs. They see UFOs coming in over the tree lines. So what do they do? They shoot at those. [00:13:22] Speaker C: This is this just crystal meth? [00:13:25] Speaker B: I was gonna say. I think this might be friend of the pod. Crystal math. [00:13:31] Speaker A: So the lights go out and then like they see the dark figures in the tree line again with the red eyes and the screaming. So they just keep shooting at them. And then like eventually I sent this picture in the discord earlier. So they see like two figures walking out through the field and then they see a silhouette of the horse and they're like, oh, it's our horse. And then they realize, no, that's not our horse. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Shoot it. Shoot it. [00:13:53] Speaker A: And when they realize it's not their horse, they shoot it. Because it can't be their horse. So they have to shoot the horse. But it's okay because it wasn't their horse. [00:14:03] Speaker B: No, that doesn't make it okay. They shot someone's horse. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Yeah, they shot a horse. That is what they shot. [00:14:12] Speaker C: This is such a great picture too, because the horse, or the horse is as big as the two men walking. [00:14:20] Speaker A: They're big feets, so they're like nine foot tall. So that night six is from July 6th to July 7th. And now like the actual researchers, the guy who wrote the book, have shown up. So now they're documenting all this stuff, which is why there's pictures of the footprints of the cast. So he sees like all the. That the family tells him that they see. So he probably got the same method. He sees them shoot a 12 foot tall glowing figure. [00:14:49] Speaker C: Hit this. You want to see God kill him? [00:14:55] Speaker A: You gotta. You gotta. It's, it's, it's like. What is it? God, what is that movie? That movie? Banshee chapter. You have to do the DMT so you can see the aliens, but they can see you. Then. [00:15:07] Speaker B: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Banshee chapter. [00:15:12] Speaker C: Banshee chapter is a horror movie. [00:15:14] Speaker B: I need you to send me that. Well, I need. I know what I'm doing later, okay? [00:15:23] Speaker A: Because it's. Oh yeah, go ahead. [00:15:25] Speaker C: No, because. Tell yours, because mine's tangentially related. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Oh, no, because it's. It's based off a Lovecraft story. [00:15:32] Speaker B: Oh, that's not right. [00:15:34] Speaker A: Stars. What's the Guy's name who was Buffalo Bill and then also he was in Monk. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Oh, Ted Levine. [00:15:42] Speaker A: Yeah. As, like, Hunter S. Thompson guy. [00:15:47] Speaker C: Oh, [00:15:49] Speaker A: loves dmt. [00:15:51] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. I love that guy. So, love of dmt. [00:15:57] Speaker C: It reminds me of the sunglasses that the referee has to wear when the Invisible man and the Invisible Stan are wrestling so he can see them. [00:16:04] Speaker B: Exactly, exactly. [00:16:06] Speaker A: Okay, so now we are hypothesizing that this family committed mass murder against invisible man's family, and that's why he's a bad guy. [00:16:14] Speaker C: I love it. [00:16:15] Speaker B: Oh, holy. Did we just figure out the invisible man's origin? [00:16:20] Speaker A: I think we figured it out. Yeah. [00:16:21] Speaker C: I think this could be it. [00:16:23] Speaker A: There's not much else to the story at that point. Like, the investigators keep coming out and for subsequent months, and they. They do experiments with rabbits to try and get the Bigfoot stuck in rabbit traps or some. [00:16:36] Speaker B: At any point, are any of these people put to trial for their crimes or many, many crimes. This is the most depressing cryptid of the week yet. [00:16:49] Speaker A: Like, this is because you're just. You're assuming it's just a bunch of murders and not. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Because it sounds like it was just a bunch of murders. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Interdimensional shamans with the DMT and the crystal. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Do you think? [00:17:03] Speaker A: I mean, the crystal with dmt. [00:17:08] Speaker C: Holy crap. That's a rough. Wow, That's a. Woof. [00:17:13] Speaker B: All right, never mind. [00:17:15] Speaker A: That's probably the worst thing you could put in your body. [00:17:18] Speaker B: Never mind. I want to talk about the shitty wrestling now. [00:17:22] Speaker C: I mean, it's just interesting to me that there was never, like, any detritus from any of the potential UFOs or biological matter from. Because they were shooting at these figures to. Theoretically, I mean, I suppose, like, you're [00:17:38] Speaker A: assuming they're biological and not spiritual. [00:17:41] Speaker C: That's true. Oh, my gosh. [00:17:44] Speaker A: This is because, remember goblins. That goblins are somehow tied into this. So they have the. They got the footprints, but, like, there's no pictures of these things, so. [00:17:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Sort of vaguely reminds me of Area X or the Southern Reach trilogy, where the big kind of biodome appears and they push rabbits through it to try and experiment and to see what's on the other side. Anyways, this was fascinating. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:18:14] Speaker C: Oh, well. Oh, it's a fiction book. It's by Jeff Vandermeer. Heavy Plug. Great series. Yeah. [00:18:20] Speaker A: This is not fiction. [00:18:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:24] Speaker C: This is different from the real true facts that happened in this Ohio farm in 1981. [00:18:31] Speaker A: Yep. That nobody knows about except, like, creepypasta YouTubers and me, because I saw the creepypasta YouTubes. And I went and found the actual book that they were talking about. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Whoever sold this family the Sudafed that they used to make. Jesus Christ. That's unreal. Can we talk about the shitty wrestling now? [00:18:56] Speaker A: No, I think I don't really want to. [00:18:58] Speaker B: Sucks. Yeah, I mean, it's good. I think, like, I'm not gonna lie before folks, don't be mad at us if we're. If we go like light on the actual graphs this week because, like, some of this was painful and not in the fun way. Some of it, I had a great time. Some of it was very not fun. [00:19:16] Speaker A: It was very good. I think that having a three hour dynalysion with a 30 minute overrun is demonic. [00:19:26] Speaker C: Yes. [00:19:26] Speaker B: That's a crime. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Tony Khan, I will find you. I will throw holy water on your face. [00:19:33] Speaker C: Splash. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Yeah, that shit's bad. [00:19:37] Speaker C: I would get a young priest and an old priest. I got a caller upstairs, priest. [00:19:43] Speaker B: I was like, jesus Christ. Hampden the asexual again, surprising us all. [00:19:50] Speaker A: You would think actually asexuals would make the best priests, but they should. [00:19:56] Speaker B: They should. [00:19:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, they should. Instead of all the pederass. [00:20:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. That's such a. Jesus Christ. I have to edit this, which means I have to hear that the word pederast again. [00:20:18] Speaker A: Right. So Ohio Dinoligian. It's the go home for Russell Dream Walker Stewart from New Japan is on the commentary desk. And I kind of like him. I know some people were not fans, but, like, he was okay. Excuse me, Blue. [00:20:35] Speaker C: That's okay. I didn't know who he was at first, so we had to look him up. I also actually got. It wasn't me this time. It wasn't me, but it was a. I have found another newbie for wrestling and have pulled him in to the Wednesday night cult. And boy howdy, did he get pushed into the deep end. Because I was like, oh, this is three hours. But he stuck it out the entire time, so. Props Marquez. Super proud of you. [00:21:07] Speaker B: Good. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Can we. Can we not call it a cult? [00:21:13] Speaker C: Right, okay, sorry, sorry. The Wednesday night family. [00:21:20] Speaker A: Nothing problematic there. [00:21:23] Speaker C: Wednesday night fandom. There we go. [00:21:25] Speaker B: For purposes I would like. [00:21:27] Speaker A: I don't. [00:21:28] Speaker B: We don't have to say culture. We don't have to say called. I don't love cult. But for tax purposes, if we could work in church. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Oh, right, right, right. [00:21:35] Speaker C: The church in wrestling. [00:21:37] Speaker A: The church. [00:21:37] Speaker C: The church of graps. Yeah, yeah. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Yes. [00:21:39] Speaker B: The church of Graps. Thank you. Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker A: All right. Well, if this is church, it's time to self flagellate. Here we go. [00:21:47] Speaker C: I like. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Well, first match was good. [00:21:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:50] Speaker A: Death Riders, John Moxley, Gabe Kid, Daniel Garcia versus Don Cow's family. Wardlow, Mark Davis, Jake Doyle. [00:21:58] Speaker B: This was one of the good ones. Like this is one of the good things. I especially like this trio of monsters. I like the trio of big boys. Was really fun and good. [00:22:12] Speaker C: Is that 7 or 800 pounds combined? Like they've got at least be two each. At least like 250. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Yeah. And I think you, if you. Yeah. If you want to keep having funds with the triples divisions, set those up as like monsters for a while. Do. All right. No, correct again. I know. Tony, we just threatened you with violence and holy water, not Divine dominion style. Just a little bit. Just a little while. They aren't Goldberg's, but you know, you can book them correctly. Just don't book them. Overbook them correctly. Because then, much like Eric, I will find you and I will give you a nice. A nice present. [00:22:59] Speaker C: Crucifix. [00:23:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:01] Speaker C: Holy water. [00:23:02] Speaker A: A good time chrism to anoint you with. [00:23:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:10] Speaker C: Go in peace and say no more. Go in peace and fill out your women's tag team division, punk. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Go in peace and book that [00:23:22] Speaker A: five Hail Marys and suck my dick. Actually, that sounds like a what a priest said to me at confession once. [00:23:29] Speaker B: Hey, call the pod. [00:23:32] Speaker C: The Catholic Church. Best thing though, Catholic Church can't touch us. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Because they did that. [00:23:41] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:23:44] Speaker A: Because they did that. [00:23:45] Speaker C: If it ain't slander. If it's true. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Oh, man. Oh, God. [00:23:51] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. So many content warnings that we have to throw on this. [00:23:57] Speaker A: There were fans dressed as like those aliens from Sesame Streets. The. Yup, yup, yup, guys. [00:24:02] Speaker C: Yup, yup, yup. I didn't. Good. [00:24:06] Speaker A: It was really funny because when Box made. When Box made his entrance, they were right by him. And then he walked back to the camera, went back over twice. Thank you, John. Thank you. [00:24:16] Speaker C: Doing the Lord's work. [00:24:18] Speaker B: That's proof that I need Jon Moxley Ex Muppets. Like, I need like, you know, like I need that crossover. It's so bad. [00:24:28] Speaker C: John Moxley should go on Sesame Street. [00:24:30] Speaker B: John Moxley on Sesame Street. [00:24:33] Speaker C: He's just like, okay, elbow. What you gotta do is you gotta lift it up. You gotta jam it in. You gotta jam it in. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. [00:24:42] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:24:43] Speaker C: Big birds. Like today, we're the. The number is three. Can you count to three? Bryce from Burke's, like, two kicks out. [00:24:52] Speaker B: Moxley. Yeah. Moxley kicks out. And Just rings the bird's neck. Yeah, [00:24:59] Speaker C: just Val driver on Big Bird. [00:25:03] Speaker A: That's a big Death Valley driver. [00:25:05] Speaker C: It is. [00:25:06] Speaker B: Would you like. Would you like to buy a Utah? [00:25:12] Speaker C: The whole entire Sesame Street's like, yuta, you, Wheeler. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Wardlow is a hometown boy this week, so everybody's sort of happy to see him, but they're not super happy about it. [00:25:31] Speaker B: That's fine. I'm gonna give him forever for hanging out with the Miz. [00:25:34] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:25:36] Speaker A: That's gross. [00:25:38] Speaker B: You know where he was, right? He was an American Gladiator. That's why Wardlow was gone as they brought back American Gladiators, that thing that was totally good for society. [00:25:48] Speaker A: All right, listen, listen. I am not gonna get into toxic masculinity, but. [00:25:56] Speaker C: But [00:25:59] Speaker A: if Miz counts as an American Gladiator in 2026, we need to return. [00:26:08] Speaker B: No, he would. Miz was the host. [00:26:11] Speaker A: Oh, okay, okay. We don't need to return that. All right? [00:26:14] Speaker B: No, no. It was warm. [00:26:15] Speaker A: We need to go back to a time [00:26:19] Speaker C: the Miz was not around. [00:26:21] Speaker B: What's his name? Bugs? The guy who played guitar in the Fed. The. The. They roided out dude with the guitar and the Freddie Mercury mustache. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Oh, God, that guy. That transphobe. Yeah, that. [00:26:32] Speaker B: Oh, that makes sense. That makes so much sense. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Okay. I still like when he came. I like when he was with Shinsuke that one time and did the theme song, I was hot because he was [00:26:48] Speaker A: in Noah for, like, a hot minute, and then he posted some on Twitter, and everybody was just like, no, no. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Goes on tight. One of my favorite aspects about this. This match was. And I. The more I watch, the more I love Danny Garcia because seriously, he's both. He's both so scrappy, but he also sells with his facial expression so well because he just stares up at these men who have bullied him for, like, not 80% of this match. Like, when he still gets out there, he. He attempts the dance. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Yeah. No, Danny. Danny's been watching his new Japan because he. He locks in a really strong headlock. He does Walker Stewart's immediately like, well, that's from Oiwa. [00:27:43] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, That's. [00:27:44] Speaker A: That's. Who made that popular again because he won the G1 with a headlock. [00:27:48] Speaker C: So. Okay, can I ask a really quick question? [00:27:52] Speaker A: Yes. [00:27:53] Speaker C: So he. Garcia puts. Uses the dragon tamer. So what is the difference between the dragon tamer and, like, a Boston crab and, like, a figure four? [00:28:06] Speaker B: Oh. [00:28:07] Speaker C: So I think. So I think the figure four is more of like a. It still Goes with the twist. But you don't send them back. Okay. Please. [00:28:13] Speaker B: All right, so figure. Figure 4 is a whole different lock. Okay, so Boston Crab is deep. Boston Crab is one leg under each corresponding arm. Right. [00:28:27] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. [00:28:29] Speaker B: So you're thinking like a sharp. And then you sit back. Sharpshooter. [00:28:33] Speaker C: There we go. [00:28:34] Speaker B: Is what you're thinking of. Or the Scorpion Deathlock. But then what he does, he turns it into the dragon tamer, where he lays back with it and sometimes, like, [00:28:45] Speaker C: try and grab his head. [00:28:46] Speaker B: Like, grab onto the head and, like, get the extra torque. That's like his version of it, which I actually really like. [00:28:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:53] Speaker B: What. What's gonna really. The. What we really start breaking down is what's the difference between a lion tamer and a Walls of Jericho? Because there is one. And the difference is he can't do one of them anymore. [00:29:09] Speaker C: I hate Chris Jericho. [00:29:13] Speaker B: I also, I. That should be the name of the ep. [00:29:20] Speaker C: No, because we're gonna do the Metal Gear Solid name. [00:29:23] Speaker A: We have a. We have a thing. Otherwise, I would give it a totally different name. [00:29:27] Speaker C: Yep. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Anyway. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:31] Speaker B: I'm now feeling a phantom pain. Okay. [00:29:36] Speaker A: Yeah, just take some acid. You'll be fine. [00:29:40] Speaker C: Freak out. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Mobile apps. Yeah, they kind of Death Riders kind of do good against Team Big Guys. [00:29:55] Speaker C: They help. Yeah. [00:29:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Team Big Guy. [00:29:58] Speaker A: Team Big Guy. I don't know what else to call them. They're just all big. [00:30:00] Speaker B: Don Callus's Meatiest Men. [00:30:03] Speaker C: Yeah. The Wall of Meat. The Wall of Medio. Sorry. [00:30:10] Speaker A: They do the Death Riders. Do the little circle thing during the commercial, and they're like. What do we call that? And Excalibur is like. We should call it the Death Rider Shuffle. And Walker Stewart just like. Or the Circle of Death. [00:30:24] Speaker C: That's good. [00:30:25] Speaker A: That's a good day. A good day with a good day. Circle of Death. [00:30:29] Speaker C: Well, the writers. I guess that's too much. But. Or just circle the riders. But yeah, def. Circle the horses, maybe. [00:30:40] Speaker A: Circle Riders. Horses circle. Not Death's horses. They're not Death sources. So you can shoot them. [00:30:47] Speaker C: We got the horse from the. The farm in Ohio. [00:30:51] Speaker A: That's not Moxley's horse. That's why they didn't recognize it, because Box is from. Actually, I guess it'd be Wardlow's horse. [00:30:58] Speaker C: Well, yeah, John's from Cincinnati, so theoretically, that is also Ohio territory. [00:31:04] Speaker A: I mean, like, all I know about this. That Ohio story was. It was in northern Ohio, so that's. [00:31:08] Speaker C: Oh, okay. So it's Wardlow's horse. That's fine. [00:31:10] Speaker A: It could be Well, I don't know where they're at. I don't know where, I don't know where anything is. Ohio. [00:31:15] Speaker C: Cleveland's. Cleveland's in the north. [00:31:17] Speaker A: Cleveland's in the north. [00:31:18] Speaker B: All right, so, hey, look, if it wasn't for that horse, Wardlow never would have spent that year as an American Gladiator. All right, that is a call back from last week. I'm gonna go refill my coffee. I'll be right back. I just did so much work. [00:31:33] Speaker A: But anyway, this is basically like a Preview for MOX vs. Mark Davis at the pay per view. So, like, I, I, I'm so tired and my, I'm so congested. I don't want to, like, go through every spot but, like, Davis pins Jon Moxley. [00:31:50] Speaker C: That was wild. I not expecting that out of every single man in that ring to eat a pin. Last one on the list for me. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Anyways, it's kind of interesting because they did a Jon Moxley losing streak story last year, but this is very different. [00:32:12] Speaker C: This is very different, as we will [00:32:14] Speaker A: see when we get to the, you know, hour three. [00:32:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:22] Speaker A: Ella, you can ring bell this, but I'm gonna put a bullet in my head if there's another Dinolution within the next two weeks. [00:32:29] Speaker C: I don't think there is. I think there might be one in November, though, so. [00:32:33] Speaker A: November's in two weeks. Anyway, happy times are here again. [00:32:39] Speaker C: We're going on. [00:32:41] Speaker A: Family wins. Yep. [00:32:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:42] Speaker A: Now Clockwork Carnage qualifier Adam Copeland versus Josh Alexander. And I just like, I wonder who's [00:32:52] Speaker B: gonna win this one. [00:32:53] Speaker A: The Walking Pianist was going to. [00:32:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Who knew? We were. I. Josh Alexander was pretty savage. I didn't just know. I didn't really enjoy this match. But Josh. Josh Alexander was savage. [00:33:09] Speaker B: No, no. I would say Josh Alexander was, was a delight as always. Adam Copeland was Adam Copeland. And then everything after this. I have thoughts. So I guess get through the match however you want to get through. And then this promo happened and I need to rant. Okay. [00:33:25] Speaker A: Anyway, let's see. The sing along sucks because they cue it up now. [00:33:33] Speaker C: Yeah. And it's just too long. And nobody can hold that long note at the end. You really. It's, it's, it's audience dependent heavily. [00:33:43] Speaker A: Nobody knows the words. [00:33:44] Speaker C: That's right. [00:33:46] Speaker B: I'm officially of the position that the only wrestling sing along that should be allowed and tolerated any longer is when you're at a first wrestling show and Ryan Cruz takes us all higher. Okay. It's gonna take me higher. All right. He's gonna take you Higher. [00:34:07] Speaker C: Take me higher. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Anyways, anyway, like, the entirety of the white man, basically the entirety of the master, is Josh Alexander, like, trying to re. Break the leg of an old man. Truly, which fine, coolst among us has not tried to cripple an old man [00:34:31] Speaker C: today on a daily basis? I think about it [00:34:37] Speaker A: usually, but, yeah, I do think about it. They just do Canadian stuff, so that means they do the triple bedrooms. [00:34:50] Speaker B: I'm sorry. Got my little protein bar. They just. Did you guys hook up? No, no, we just did Canadian stuff [00:35:06] Speaker C: over the clothes, you know? [00:35:07] Speaker B: Wait, okay, but what. All right, that can't just me. Over the clothes. But the clothes are denim. You know, [00:35:15] Speaker C: you're. You're both ripped on pure maple syrup and are wearing nothing but denim. [00:35:23] Speaker B: I'm happy you work this out. Oh, my God. [00:35:27] Speaker A: Editing out my sniffles. Yeah. Like, so, like, they just kind of. I mean, like, it got kind of good at the end when it was more competitive, but, like, it really was just Josh Alexander being the out of Cope. [00:35:38] Speaker C: Yeah. And Cope trying to spear him and [00:35:42] Speaker A: keep him down, missing, failing. So, yeah, Josh hits his own spear, and then he tries for a thing. He gets a cutter. Oh, white monster burp. Cope drags himself to the top, gets caught, but then he escapes, and he Electric chair drops Josh into the top rope and then hits a spear, and that finishes it. [00:36:05] Speaker C: Oh. So I have a quick question real quick. Was Josh Alexander's ears removed and then surgically reattached? [00:36:14] Speaker B: Maybe. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. Shabbat. [00:36:18] Speaker A: Is that. [00:36:20] Speaker C: That's why he wears the headgear. [00:36:23] Speaker A: He's a wrestler. He's got cauliflower ears. [00:36:26] Speaker C: Yeah, that he had cauliflower ears so bad that they had to remove his ear. [00:36:30] Speaker B: You thought they Shabbatted his ears? [00:36:33] Speaker C: They Shabbat. Shabbata. That was a brain. What's an ear to a brain? [00:36:38] Speaker A: What's an ear to a brain? [00:36:41] Speaker B: What's. What's a brain do? A Canadian. [00:36:45] Speaker C: The brain do. [00:36:46] Speaker A: I got something to give cte, too. I've seen. I watch hockey. That's Goldberg. [00:36:55] Speaker B: Goldberg. [00:36:56] Speaker C: Christian Wall. [00:36:58] Speaker B: Oh, God. We got a Benoit mention. Anna Pinkies up in the same episode. We're on. We're on a classy run this month. [00:37:08] Speaker A: Yeah, we're legendary. Absolutely legendary. All right, so Cope celebrates by stealing Josh's headgear, and apparently his ears fell off. Just. They just pop right off. So he grabs the break. [00:37:31] Speaker C: Mr. Potato Head. [00:37:32] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:37:38] Speaker B: After you solved it, and it's horrifying. [00:37:45] Speaker A: Speaking of body, heart lets us know that cage this three ribs in the first five minutes of that not TLC match at the pay per view. He called it a TLC match, too. So he's gonna get in trouble. [00:38:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, and he should. [00:38:03] Speaker A: But one of. Apparently one of the ribs. Christian's ribs broke in three places and punctured and collapsed his lung. And then he was still. He still wrestled the match. [00:38:15] Speaker C: Jesus. [00:38:15] Speaker A: Okay, so don't do that. [00:38:18] Speaker B: Don't do that. You stupid old bastard. I can't wait for all of these old that I loved when I was a child to retire so we can actually have a fun sport where I don't have to worry about people. I love dying. You, Chris, you like you, Christian, you cope for going out there and saying, making it look like a glorious big deal because now people are gonna die on the Indies. You stupid old you. We don't have. You don't have to do that. You didn't have to do it before, but Vince convinced you. You did. You mark. You. Okay, I'm gonna walk away because I'm legitimately angry. Y' all say what you have to say. [00:39:02] Speaker C: It turns out all out was just cursed as, like, Jamie Hayter, Steve Borden. Cope. Or I'm sorry, not cope. Kate. Christian Hawk just. Oh, my God. Oh, it was. It was just. [00:39:20] Speaker A: What the. [00:39:22] Speaker C: Jay White. I forgot about Jay White. [00:39:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's right. Jay White got hurt, too. I mean, like, Jesus, I can't blame the show. No, everybody. Everything on the show. Yeah, except for park, but, like, Pac. [00:39:35] Speaker C: Yeah, that was more of a just like an after effect where, like, that was the last time he was on, you know, on tv. [00:39:43] Speaker A: Yeah. What a visible show. Bury that show. I never want to watch that show again. [00:39:48] Speaker C: Jesus. Also. [00:39:50] Speaker A: Oh. [00:39:50] Speaker C: Oh. I don't know if I should wait until Ellen's back, but, yeah, Josh Alexander had to have his ear surgically removed and reattached after an injury in 2013. [00:39:59] Speaker A: What the fuck? So they Shabbat in his ears. [00:40:02] Speaker C: They Shabbat at his ear. [00:40:05] Speaker A: I thought you were just asking questions, but it was actually real. You did your own research. [00:40:11] Speaker C: I looked it up. Because I didn't. It was told to me. And what I've decided when it comes to wrestling, which makes this both bad and interesting, is that unless somebody tells me directly, I don't actually look into the kind of what goes on or the depth of wrestling. [00:40:29] Speaker A: Just taking our word for some of this shit. [00:40:31] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Which is kind of how I didn't realize that Hook was Taz's son. [00:40:39] Speaker B: I missed a bunch of Stuff because I was actually angry and then had to pee. But I came back for that, and that makes me happy. [00:40:46] Speaker C: So Josh Alexander did have his ear removed and attached in 2015. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Shut up. God damn it. They shibata the man's ear. [00:40:55] Speaker C: So the injury would have kept me out of action for 12 weeks. So instead I purchased. You're gonna get pissed again. So instead I purchased some headgear and came back 10 days later. [00:41:05] Speaker B: Oh, God damn it. See, this is. Oh, my God. [00:41:10] Speaker A: I feel like the headgear would stop ear stitches from coming out and your ear falling off. [00:41:16] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So it did protect, but he's also got hearing loss. [00:41:21] Speaker B: Yeah, but I. I mean, to a certain extent, it's like, yeah, you take the risk you're gonna take. But, like, that. That. That Cope was going on about, like, that's just stupid. No, that you just. You just stop the match. You off. [00:41:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:37] Speaker B: Like it's a show. [00:41:40] Speaker C: No, like, nobody's gonna, like. And nobody's gonna be like, oh, my God, I can't believe he did that. And if they do, then you. You can tell them and go fuck them themselves. Like, that's the long and short of it. [00:41:51] Speaker B: Oh, my. Yeah, that's long and short. [00:41:52] Speaker C: Your life is not worth entertainment. [00:41:56] Speaker A: No, please don't do stupid wrestling. No. Unless you're. And then please do stupid until you perish. [00:42:03] Speaker C: Darby, cover your ears. [00:42:06] Speaker B: Yeah, Darby. Yeah, Darby, cover your ears. [00:42:08] Speaker C: This doesn't apply to you. [00:42:09] Speaker B: Don't do stupid. That might get you killed. And while he's not listening, sweep the leg on that little. I. I mean, That. Oh, God. Boy on the twink. Yep, the twink. How much of that I'm gonna have to ring bell. Ring bell is gonna be kind of amazing. I. I have. Don't worry. I have it, like, saved away in a specific spot now. Nice just to pull out when I need. It's like, in its own special little toolbox. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, anyways, talking about Christian's brush with death is kind of making Cope say, like, I'm old and I'm not gonna be able to do it forever. And kids don't have my poster on their wall anymore because I'm old. So he is 20, 27 is going to be his final year wrestling. And the crowd booze it because they don't let him. [00:43:14] Speaker B: Good. [00:43:16] Speaker A: But, yeah, like, he's. He. He should retire. [00:43:21] Speaker B: Yes, he should retire. He should have retired a while ago. I was fine. [00:43:26] Speaker C: I mean, he was. [00:43:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I was happy when he came to aew. I was less happy the Longer he stayed, not retiring. I was like, this would have been a great way to cap off and be like, yeah, no, I. There's a few things I still want to do. And then I felt like, okay, but, like, the booking you're taking isn't showing me that. It's showing me this is all stupid. It's just bad. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like you did the things you wanted to do, so get. Get it out of your system and be done. And the fact that you keep. Kept. Get. Have, like, getting injured. [00:44:02] Speaker A: Well, he broke, like, he broke his big leg bone. [00:44:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, don't. Stop. Stop at that point. At that point. Stop. [00:44:12] Speaker C: Yeah, well, he's got to get the AEW world title. No championship. No, that's what he's doing. That's what he wants. He. That's what he's. He says he's here to 20, 27 [00:44:23] Speaker B: and they're probably gonna give it to him. And they're. [00:44:26] Speaker A: You better. [00:44:27] Speaker C: You better believe they're gonna give it to him. Are they not? [00:44:32] Speaker A: I think if he wants it, they'll give it to him, but I don't know if he actually does win it [00:44:36] Speaker B: because, yeah, I don't. [00:44:38] Speaker A: Sting didn't get it, only Danielson got it. And, like, they forced it on him probably because, yeah, he was like, oh, I just want to retire. He's like, no, you're going to be world champion of our company because you're everyone's favorite. [00:44:52] Speaker C: Brian got. Yeah. God damn. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Daniels, you are like. They talk about the four pillars. No, no, no, no. You are the pillar. Like, like, like one of that company. Yeah. God damn. So, like, that makes sense. Of all the. In all the people he named, like, Sting didn't need it, you know, and like. Like Cody didn't need it at a certain point, like, I would say for sure. But yeah, like, that makes sense. I still say they should have made it wood, but [00:45:29] Speaker A: anyway, Don Callis comes out with Brian Cage and he's like, I don't want to interrupt the pity party, but actually he does. He says, great night for Don Kal's family. There's more to come. I don't see how it's a great night because they just lost the match that actually mattered. I mean, Mark Davis won, but whatever. Copeland won the battle tonight, but Don Callis, always with the war. One question. Who the hell do you think you are? People like you don't decide when you retire. People like me tell you when it's going to be. I hate to tell you, buddy. But I don't like your chances of seeing 2027. [00:46:06] Speaker C: Also, CRIM. [00:46:08] Speaker A: You won't even make it to Clockwork Carnage. So the d, like, [00:46:16] Speaker B: kill him. [00:46:17] Speaker A: Kill this man. [00:46:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, and then Takeshita shows up and the conglomeration. [00:46:30] Speaker A: And they run off Don Callis family. [00:46:34] Speaker C: But not after stomping the old man. [00:46:36] Speaker A: They stopped the old man. Yep. They explained the clock Court. Carnage rules again. And then we go to the qualifier of. Takeshita. My beautiful, handsome boy. [00:46:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Fresh with a new mask. [00:46:49] Speaker A: His IWGPTV title to Should Skywalker in New Japan. If you haven't seen Shoot Skywalker, you should go check him out. He's just like, what if a pervert was a wrestler? And also Super Sentai villain. [00:47:08] Speaker B: That's. [00:47:09] Speaker A: And also insane. [00:47:10] Speaker B: Actually, he's great, actually. I'm actually into all of those words that you said. It. [00:47:17] Speaker A: He, like, there he was at one of the WrestleMania weekends, like, a couple years ago, and he just, like, picks up a child from the crowd and walks away with it. [00:47:31] Speaker B: As is mine now. Yeah. [00:47:33] Speaker A: Yeah. He just picks up a kid for a walk around the ring. He's gone. It's like, this is my kid. Yep. So [00:47:43] Speaker B: that sounds like a Cryptid. Yeah. [00:47:45] Speaker A: Remember. Remember that interview where Brian Cage was just like, yeah, I do steroids, but I do them the right way? [00:47:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:47:53] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:47:55] Speaker A: I was. I was just thinking that watching this match and being like, at what point are you like, am I like, is the camera gonna pick up, like, your ligaments popping off your bones soon enough? [00:48:08] Speaker C: Like, it's, get my shots in. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Get my shots in my ass. Maybe that's not how he does it. He does it the right way after all. Maybe putting it on your ass is the wrong way to do it. [00:48:23] Speaker B: I just did one in the thigh, but that was a different hormone. [00:48:27] Speaker C: Don't know. Yeah. [00:48:29] Speaker A: Different chest growth. [00:48:32] Speaker B: Yeah, Entirely different chest growth. It's working. [00:48:35] Speaker C: Tell me how this roid machine manages to go over the top rope and land on Shabata. Just what? [00:48:44] Speaker B: He stretches, I guess. [00:48:46] Speaker C: What? [00:48:47] Speaker A: It is shocking. I'm guessing that he does, like. It's like, Incredible Hulk physics. So he's got, like, this big leg muscle. So he just, like, full. He can just push himself off. And so very fortunate that he doesn't, like, land in, like, the nosebleed section. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Next town over. Yeah. Yeah. The next town over. Yeah, [00:49:10] Speaker C: he's just killing. He just wipes out section 205. [00:49:14] Speaker A: Just. Boom. [00:49:16] Speaker B: We haven't. We have not recovered since Brian Cage destroyed Brooklyn. Yeah, We're Rampaging. [00:49:25] Speaker C: No, no, just. Or go Brian Cage destroy the. The financial district. Make the people happy. [00:49:34] Speaker A: That's my secret, Captain. I do steroids. [00:49:37] Speaker B: Yeah. The people have gotten together. The heads of the companies have gotten together. They decide what was best for the world and for him is if they. They got Brian Cage lured into his spaceship and they sent him off into Cage and then. Yeah, that might be a good time [00:49:57] Speaker A: for you to take steroids. [00:49:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:02] Speaker A: I can't think of any more Incredible Hulk lines from those stupid movies. He kind of just kicks the out of Takesha for most of this match. [00:50:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:11] Speaker A: I hated it. [00:50:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:15] Speaker A: He even survives Raging Fire. He like, he just like can't takes to just can't get a cover. So he rolls away. So he wins the game. That wins the game. He went smash with the dragons. Hammer lock. Dragon sleeper. [00:50:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:36] Speaker B: Which is pretty hot. [00:50:39] Speaker A: He's tried that on me and yes, it is the best. [00:50:45] Speaker B: Fantastic. It really looks like it would open up several chakras. Yeah. [00:50:53] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Finally get the pain in my back to go away. [00:50:57] Speaker A: Cracks open the chakra. I don't have. [00:51:00] Speaker B: Whichever one. [00:51:01] Speaker A: It's the inner, you know. [00:51:03] Speaker C: Yes, yes. As I know it's hollow. [00:51:07] Speaker B: If you didn't have a before, you will have you. [00:51:09] Speaker C: You will now. The chakra actually just sucks up and it creates. [00:51:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Like if you do it enough, like I won't need to have the surgery. It'll just. [00:51:22] Speaker C: Nice. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Just enough treatments. It'll just happen. [00:51:27] Speaker C: That's such a good supportive partner and husband. Oh my gosh. I love that for you. Oh. Like not only that, he's just like, okay, let's go. But like you don't have to pay for it. It's nothing out of pocket. [00:51:40] Speaker A: I don't have to pay for it afterwards. I mean, a little bit of it is. He just really wants a. That. Okay, sure. Which like fish. [00:51:51] Speaker B: You know, people listen to this, right? [00:52:00] Speaker C: As far as I'm concerned, the only people that listen to this are me and Erica and your mother and my mom. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Oh, my one friend. Hi, Micah. What's up? [00:52:11] Speaker B: I don't. I'm never going to tell you the numbers because you're gonna be very upset when I tell you how many people actually listen to the show after. [00:52:21] Speaker A: They're all bops, they're all bottles. Oh, they're bots, you said? Yeah, well, they probably are all bottoms too. If it's like, if we're representative of listener base, it's all either aces or bottoms. [00:52:39] Speaker C: Yeah. So leave a. Leave a comment. In the. In the comment below. Let you. You have two options. [00:52:46] Speaker A: Or do you just not want to bother with it at all? [00:52:52] Speaker C: You just completely tired of the whole thing? [00:52:55] Speaker A: Are you. Are you a bottom or are. [00:53:00] Speaker C: God. If only. Oh, if only. [00:53:08] Speaker A: He's doing a great job of cheering me up. I had a good. And I sick. [00:53:17] Speaker C: I do. Like, I think this. I do think this makes a lot of sense, that he gets the pin with the submission rather than any sort of. Or he gets the win with a submission rather than a pin. Because Brian Cage is just so huge. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Great storytelling. I forgot we were talking about wrestling. [00:53:37] Speaker A: And it's pro. His muscles are probably really. Yeah. Like, he's not flexible. [00:53:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:43] Speaker A: Like, he's like, I'll tear your pack. It's like, no, not my pack. I needed to flex. [00:53:52] Speaker C: I need it to jiggle. [00:53:54] Speaker A: I need to. [00:53:55] Speaker C: I can't do it my. I can't do it myself. The best friend Peck jiggle. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I can't even think about it. I'm. I'm. Oh, my. You broke my brain. Jesus Christ, Paul. [00:54:12] Speaker A: The stupid Pod Dinolution 7 Chakra. [00:54:21] Speaker C: Yes. The phantom pussy chakra. [00:54:24] Speaker B: The phantom pussy. [00:54:32] Speaker C: A new hope. [00:54:35] Speaker A: Why are we here? Why are we still here? I don't know. Right. Renee's with the United Empire and Will says thing and Speedball says they're ready for everybody. And then they boop Oscar on the nose. It was very sweet. [00:54:56] Speaker C: And he. And they're not wearing their tooth, so they're. Goodness. If they get any more cute or sweet, I'm gonna get a cavity. Anyways, [00:55:07] Speaker A: the Brawling Birds are ready for Wrathlander because they. They want a bun. Ted Ratchet. And Andrade has a question for Tommy Chompers, which is how he knows. And then they all do, like, the hands in thing. And they say, like, imperialism go. Okay, [00:55:29] Speaker B: Africa. [00:55:31] Speaker C: Andrade is like, if you're gonna kiss me, buy me dinner first. And the. And the women, the Brawling Birds are just like. Yeah, yeah. It was like, ladies, know your words. [00:55:42] Speaker A: Let us. Let us note that they're only. That the only faction that does not have women in it is the Don Callis family. [00:55:53] Speaker C: Sure. That's correct. That is correct. [00:55:56] Speaker A: Because Don's a size queen. [00:55:58] Speaker C: Oh, Bang bang gang. Well, they have Jay White. Sorry, I don't. I don't even know where that came [00:56:09] Speaker A: from. Yeah, [00:56:12] Speaker B: I mean, they call him King Switch. [00:56:17] Speaker A: He fell in that cursed well of the drowned girl from Radma. That's where he goes. That's where he goes. His chakras get all up. He can't switch back to boy mode, so. Oh, my gosh, what's her name? Shampoo. Yeah. So Tony. Tony. Siobhan brings out FTR and Stokely Hathaway. Dax is, like, beyond the need for [00:56:46] Speaker B: FTR as a people. [00:56:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially like. Like, Dax, you don't. We all know you love your wife and daughter. You don't need to do the thing about, like, I hate my wife and daughter. I only care about God. [00:57:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Yeah. [00:57:04] Speaker A: No, it's like, I know he doesn't beat it. Like, he's doing a bit, but, like, that was stupid. And I don't think you should do that. [00:57:12] Speaker C: Yeah, you really shouldn't, man. [00:57:14] Speaker A: Be nice to your wife on tv. [00:57:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:57:17] Speaker A: He wants to put up with your. Yeah. You don't have hair. [00:57:24] Speaker B: Your best friend has a gun. Yeah. [00:57:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Your friend has a gun. Actually, he probably has a gun too. [00:57:31] Speaker C: Probably. [00:57:32] Speaker A: Statistically, it's very probably likely. They all have. [00:57:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Except Stoke. I think Stoke is actually like, like, the best bestie of the wives and is, like, there for them and, like, having tea and talking about how that up it is that their men treat them that way. [00:57:47] Speaker A: I didn't tell him to say that. So, yeah, FTR is like, we should be number one contenders because we beat the young bucks before. And then the Motor Minish. Motor. Mini. Motor City machine guns come out and they're like, I respect. [00:58:03] Speaker B: We're gonna do something. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Yeah. But remember us, we're here. Yeah, we're here and we're gonna do a thing now. So we should be the number one contenders. Let's have a best of five series. [00:58:19] Speaker C: Yep. [00:58:20] Speaker B: Okay. [00:58:21] Speaker C: Stoke does the thing that I love or he. Well, the Motor City. Motor City machine guns are, like, in Lester tonight. And then Stokes like, no, no, we're getting that pay per view money. We're getting that pay per view money. I don. I don't know who you think you [00:58:36] Speaker B: are, but I'm a bit. I'm a business Stokely, thank you very much. And I will be. I will be getting that cash. [00:58:43] Speaker C: Business Doakley. [00:58:46] Speaker A: So, yeah, that's. That's how match One of that is happening at Wrestle Dream. I'm sure that, like, I, I, I. I'm still pro ftr. I think they're a good team. I just think that Daxes tries a little bit too hard to be annoying, like, in a bad way. [00:59:09] Speaker B: I think they're a great wrestling team. I think that they have run through every possible iteration of the personalities that they have within them. And yeah, and that's rough because where do you go from there? You're great in the ring, but every time you talk, I, I, I, I wanted to throw my. The ding ring. Ding, ding, ding. I'm just hitting the bell. Like, I'm just hitting the bell. Just this top, guys. Out a window. [00:59:42] Speaker C: Like, I got to see Motor City Machine Gun at House of Glory. [00:59:48] Speaker B: How would that go? You just got wrestled? Those guys actually wrestle, or do they just. [00:59:53] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, they wrestled. They. Was it the High Flyers or the skies? No, I think it was the skyscraper. The video that I sent you where the dud dude did a new jack spot. He went up onto the top of the balcony and jumped into the crowd. It was. I was just like, holy. It's house shows. Pinkies up. [01:00:13] Speaker B: Pinky. [01:00:14] Speaker C: Pinky up. I can't believe that. That shirt at all. Out. Sorry. [01:00:20] Speaker A: You know who else, you know who else has their pinkies out? It's Kazuchika Okada. [01:00:30] Speaker C: Okay, Right. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Who was that? Who was this commentator? I just want to talk. [01:00:38] Speaker C: Yeah, that's Maxwell. [01:00:39] Speaker A: I, I can't explain why he does this. Probably because he works with Chris Charlton. Chris Charlton is English. They pronounce Japanese entirely phonetically. Actual Japanese people would not. Like, technically it is correct. His name is Kazuchika. Like, if you spelled it out. [01:01:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:01:05] Speaker A: In the, in the thing. That's what it would say. [01:01:08] Speaker B: But that's not how you say. [01:01:09] Speaker A: But when you say it, Japanese people use it. Kazuchika. [01:01:14] Speaker C: Right, okay. Like, yeah, Megan was going off on that last night. [01:01:20] Speaker A: Like, so, like, even just, like, for, like, another example, the prefecture south of where I lived, when I was living in Japan was called Shizuoka. Shizuoka. But, like, everybody says Shizuoka. And then, like, if you're from the prefecture. I was living up. It's like, even more slurred. It's like, Shizuoka. Shizuoka. Like, you know. [01:01:39] Speaker B: All right, so, like, and to me, I'm like. And if any white people have a problem understanding that, I would like to just introduce you to the concept of, Of Massachusetts. Because if, like, like, you don't understand that, read the word Worchestershire or, Or Worcestershire and then ask someone to say it. And that's, that's, that's Worcester. So, okay, Worcester. So. So you can understand it. Like, you can, you can understand that you're just being weird and you're just being a second. You're just being white. And. Said, I hate that guy. He was annoying me all night. I don't know where he came from, but I need them to put him back, so help me. [01:02:34] Speaker C: New Japan. [01:02:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's because he hangs out with the British. It's kind of like how in Pennsylvania, we have. We have Lancaster county, and if you say Lancaster, they get pissed. [01:02:52] Speaker C: Burgundy down in New Orleans. Oh, go ahead. [01:02:56] Speaker A: Oh, Burgundy in Nala. [01:02:59] Speaker C: So, yeah, down in New Orleans is. It's Burgundy. So it's not burgundy. It's burgundy. [01:03:05] Speaker B: I was unaware of that one. That's amazing. Fantastic. [01:03:07] Speaker C: Yeah. Fun. [01:03:09] Speaker B: Sweet. Let's. Let's just do this the rest of the show instead of talking about the graphs. [01:03:14] Speaker C: But. But rainmaker and my rain Ray, my boy. [01:03:18] Speaker B: Okay. [01:03:18] Speaker C: All right. [01:03:18] Speaker B: Okay. This. That was pretty good. [01:03:21] Speaker A: I mean, it was. [01:03:23] Speaker B: I just don't want to talk about the main event. I don't want to do it. [01:03:28] Speaker C: We're not there yet. [01:03:30] Speaker B: I know. [01:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah, we've got, like, eight hours to. God, I'm gonna get yelled at by my neighbors for talking too loud. So can that shot. No, no, she can't. [01:03:43] Speaker C: Not at all. [01:03:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Okada. [01:03:47] Speaker B: It's transphobic of you to ask. Actually, [01:03:51] Speaker C: yes. [01:03:53] Speaker A: Okada beats the. Out of him. It doesn't really. Yeah, it's not really, like, much of a match until, like, the home stretch where, like, Reed strings together some offense. He gets, like, a really nice kick to the head and other stuff. But, like, this is the thing. Nobody thought Okada was losing this because, one, the international titles are on the line. Two, it's Okada versus Myron Reed. And, like, I love Myron Reed. He's cool. Yes. [01:04:24] Speaker B: He's awesome. Like, he's got great career ahead of him, I'm sure. But he's not beating Okada on TV for, like, a month. [01:04:31] Speaker A: Like, they were just. Yeah, he lost again to Okada. It's like, his third loss to Okada. It's like, okay, so. [01:04:38] Speaker B: Oh, you mean the rain. [01:04:40] Speaker C: The rain bake. Hearing Tony Siobhan say, 450 splash, no cap was incredible. Was. Was just so good. I was like, oh, no. The man is 78 years old. Why are you making him say no cap? [01:05:00] Speaker B: And he is the wrong color. He is the wrong color for such things. And that is all just amazing. I love it. No, actually, you know what? I am pro Tony Siobhan saying things he shouldn't say on television. It makes me giggle. Not, like, offensive things, just things that are just wrong. Yeah, like chocolate kisses. Like. Yeah, things. Things of that nature. The other side of this is Nigel. Nigel keeps saying things where I'm like, if you keep talking, he Gets strikes. I'm gonna. [01:05:36] Speaker A: Nigel gets strikes. I know. We were talking about that on Blue Sky. I was like, nigel. I like Nigel. But like, sometimes he just doesn't know when to stop. It's always very British, always in women's matches that he doesn't know when to stop. [01:05:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Which makes me feel uncomfortable in a way that tells me like, oh, I think maybe you shouldn't be working at this company. [01:06:05] Speaker A: It's like, yes, the Brown Birds refer to themselves as the Brits with the tits. I don't want you to say that. And I definitely don't want you to say it twice. [01:06:16] Speaker B: No, yeah, yeah. It's one of those things, like you're enjoying that a little too much. [01:06:21] Speaker C: Much. [01:06:21] Speaker B: That's not. [01:06:21] Speaker C: You're just excited to say tits on TV, which is. [01:06:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:06:26] Speaker C: It's 20, 26, my bro, my brother. [01:06:28] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. It's one of those things where it's just like. That's why it's like, you know, sometimes I'll drop a. And mix company to make someone on their. You know, make assists, like on their toes. But generally I try. Generally. Oh, yeah. Generally I don't like to. With people I'm comfortable or like, people I don't necessarily know but think are good spirited because I don't want them to get comfortable with the idea of doing it. You know what I mean? It's like fine line, you know, between the. That trolling and that, like, fine line slur discussions on the pod. Folks, we're talking. [01:07:10] Speaker A: I will never forget the time I called. I called myself a. In front of my one friend and he, like, almost did a spit take. [01:07:21] Speaker B: It's. Oh, my God, it's so. Well, my favorite was I was telling my co worker Mary about how someone stole my shoes because she complimented my shoes. I was like, I took me two tries to get them and she's like, what? I'm like, yeah, someone stole them off the front of my. My apartment building. Which is funny because they're a woman size 13 double wide. So I hope he knows a tranny because, like, that's who these are for. Good luck reselling that. She absolutely. Spit taken. Yeah. Okay, girl, you're cool. All right. [01:07:55] Speaker A: 13s, I guess. [01:07:56] Speaker B: Minneapolis Torrid Online Torrid. The big and tall shops Torrid. Torrid makes great tranny clothes. Go check out Torrid. Everything's cheap. Because I'm pretty sure they've been going out business for years and they're just trying to get rid of. [01:08:12] Speaker A: So. [01:08:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Anyways, Torrid. Give me money. And. Or Clothes for the love. [01:08:19] Speaker C: Both. [01:08:19] Speaker B: And someone called the pod. Yeah. [01:08:23] Speaker A: Okada wins. Rainmaker. Yeah, it was pretty academic, I thought Reed tried his best, but, like, yeah, there was no chance. It's like, no. Like, it would have been cool, but no chance. They do a whole video package. Is MJF got the number one in the PWI 500. That's a real thing that matters. They go at the new level, and they're looking for Swerve, but Swerve's not here. And he sent somebody named Mojo Brooks, who is from the Internet. He sent him from the Internet and he wants to fight Birdie King. Good luck. That's Amisha. He just. [01:09:03] Speaker C: The tiniest man. Goes up against one of the biggest killers. Like, yeah, I want that one. [01:09:10] Speaker A: Give me the big one. [01:09:11] Speaker B: I don't know anything about this guy, but this and the way New level played off of it, I was like, okay, this is pretty funny. I was like, I. I see what they're doing, and I'm for. I want Brody King. Okay. He's got the spirit, you know, but don't do that. [01:09:31] Speaker C: It was Kofi or Creed that was just like, yeah, I see you on the algorithm. I was like, oh, boy, here we go. [01:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah, he came out and, like, he started a what chant? Which, like, I was like, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I was like that. That made, like, me and you go like, nah, we're not doing that. But like, I thought the. [01:09:55] Speaker B: Like, not to do, like, not to do, like, audio digital blackface. But, like, my first thought is the gift or like, the gif of Black Panther. We don't do that here. We don't do that here. Don't. Don't do that. [01:10:12] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, like, they. Then he's like. And they. They introduce him and the crowd does the new day thing where they go, I can't do that. [01:10:26] Speaker B: See, that I'm fine with. That's delightful. [01:10:29] Speaker A: That's delightful. [01:10:30] Speaker B: Yes, that's good. That is not a what. [01:10:35] Speaker A: What? They should change it. Like, there's like a Y chant, you know? [01:10:39] Speaker B: Like, yeah, how. How. [01:10:41] Speaker A: It's like, I'm gonna be the chair. Why? I'm going to kill Hangman Page. Why? Where. Why his house? Where? [01:10:55] Speaker C: Where? [01:10:56] Speaker B: How? With a. [01:10:57] Speaker C: With a. [01:10:57] Speaker B: With iron. Yeah, [01:11:02] Speaker A: because he's a Fae, so you need. Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:11:05] Speaker C: He's gotta use the cold iron. Yeah, they're really. They're weak to that, you know, That's. [01:11:09] Speaker A: That's why you can't be a hangman. Page. He's a. He's one of them goblins. [01:11:13] Speaker C: He's the one. [01:11:15] Speaker B: I don't think this episode has once met the rails. And I'm fine with that. [01:11:21] Speaker A: I'm so. I'm so past the point. Like, there was like, a whole point that I hope you cut out where I'm just like, I don't think we should do this talking for an hour. Yeah. And it. I don't give a. Let's go. This will be. This will. [01:11:41] Speaker C: Do you want real quick. [01:11:42] Speaker A: Number seven on the Dynamite recaps on Spotify, folks. At this point. [01:11:53] Speaker C: Account Creed also. So Creed calls out Hangman and says he shouldn't let his personal issues with Swerve turn into professional. Professional issues with his friend. I was like, have you told Swerve that. Does Swerve know. Do. Do you know that Swerve's kind of into this too? [01:12:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Because, you know, like, you know this. You know, they're right. [01:12:20] Speaker A: Has anyone. [01:12:21] Speaker B: Do you know this is foreplay. We've got what they do. [01:12:25] Speaker C: We've got the jar. The jar with the money. We're raising money. [01:12:31] Speaker B: It's still full from the last time they did needle play on pay per view. And everyone got really upset. [01:12:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:37] Speaker B: But, like, they're gonna do kinky sex in the ring again. It's gonna be gayer this time. And we're gonna eat that up because I'm a simple, simple, slutty. [01:12:46] Speaker A: Yeah. New. Aw. Pay per view full pen. [01:12:59] Speaker C: He's got the stroke. [01:13:02] Speaker A: That's Jeff Jarrett. [01:13:06] Speaker C: Super quick. I'm watching. May 5, 1997 WCW 44 minutes episode less than 10 minutes worth of wrestling. There were two matches that were timed in seconds. [01:13:23] Speaker A: Welcome to the Monday Night Wars. And this is what made them convinced. Convince them all that wrestling was not the answer. It just had to be dumb because they were doing millions and millions of viewers and. God, I hate the 90s. What's our bottom? How do we start? How do we start this out? [01:13:44] Speaker C: Aw. [01:13:45] Speaker B: Full pen. [01:13:49] Speaker A: Ah. Excalibur. Say welcome. It's Saturday night. You know what that means? Welcome to Aw. Full Pan. [01:14:03] Speaker C: Joining me as always, is the inevitable Tony Schiavone. Tess is into this. [01:14:14] Speaker A: It's full. Like the penitentiary. Right? Like I like Daz. [01:14:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:14:21] Speaker C: Exactly, Taz. Exactly. [01:14:26] Speaker B: On Turner Television. Yeah. Live anal, gay sex. [01:14:33] Speaker C: Balls deep. Jones over here. Deep Throat Jones. [01:14:40] Speaker B: Reach around. Jones over here. Oh, God, it was so cool. Having listeners like that was so cool. I loved you all. I miss. I'm gonna miss you. I'm so happy I have a job and I hope they never listen to this. [01:15:00] Speaker A: Wow. All right. Madness versus Mercedes Monet and Divine Dominion. [01:15:07] Speaker C: Let's go. [01:15:09] Speaker A: This match actually weird. [01:15:11] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah. This is my match of the night. Should be. No, no surprise to anyone. [01:15:19] Speaker A: The triangle are the still the artist of stardom champions. Though apparently they have not defended them at all. That's really, that's aw. That's the AWA with the trio's titles never defend them. Well, true, it's different now, but. And then Mercedes Divine Dominion is an alliance that they formed back before all in. So that is still a thing. Which is cool. Hold on. [01:15:51] Speaker C: Finally somebody can talk on that team. I mean, I think they also really, I mean they, they both have the drive and like the determination. They're very aggressive. So I think that this trios makes a lot of sense. I mean, until the inevitable betrayal she'll [01:16:07] Speaker A: set but inevitable betrayal. I hate that show. I hate that show so much. Yeah, I liked because this is kind of just a build up for Tekla versus Mercedes. So like they actually, unlike every time the men wrestle, they're just like, oh, I'm going to rest for my account. No, I'm not. I'm going to tag out right away. No, they actually went at it for a little bit and it was very quick and it was really nice. [01:16:32] Speaker C: Yep. [01:16:32] Speaker A: But I also did not realize that Mercedes had like that height advantage on Tekla, which I thought was cool. [01:16:38] Speaker C: Yeah. Tecla little girl. [01:16:41] Speaker A: Yeah, she's like. I don't want to say dwarf like, but she's very like. [01:16:46] Speaker B: She, she's dead. [01:16:47] Speaker A: Let's go. He's very like, I must find the Misty Mountains or whatever. [01:16:54] Speaker B: She is stout. [01:16:55] Speaker A: Yes, yes. She's Tolkien esque. [01:16:59] Speaker B: She is hot as fuck. [01:17:04] Speaker C: She's five one. [01:17:06] Speaker B: She's five. I, I. God, I think I am waiting for [01:17:13] Speaker A: somebody really tall in the company to just pat her on the head. [01:17:16] Speaker B: I can't, I can't. [01:17:18] Speaker C: Megan Bane might do it. [01:17:19] Speaker B: Oh, I'm dying. [01:17:22] Speaker C: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Ella's down. Ella's down. [01:17:25] Speaker A: Quick, you got an Ella down. I'm just gonna call the pod. [01:17:29] Speaker C: Yeah, call the pod. [01:17:31] Speaker A: This is really cool. You missed a triple flying octopus hold. Octopus holds on the heels. Heels. Every. I think everyone was a heel. Did they beat up Julia during the commercial break? Oh, the commercial heat. [01:17:51] Speaker C: Commercial heat. [01:17:53] Speaker A: Crowd was kind of dead. But the crowd was kind of dead for most of this. [01:17:56] Speaker B: Yeah, well, yeah, it was an extremely awful show. It's not, it's not awful, but I, I like I don't know. It was a dis. I'm. I would. Everyone's gonna be like, wow. They're talking a lot of. It's a. It's a mixture of factors. Okay. And we've touched on all of them. The 30 minute overrun on three hour show. Get. Get Dinohole. Like, Like, Jesus Christ. We'll get eventually to the Darby of it all, the double Dino hole. Do not resuscitate. In a hole. [01:18:35] Speaker C: Dnr? [01:18:37] Speaker B: Yeah. DNR in a hole. Department of Natural Resources in a hole. [01:18:44] Speaker C: Oh. [01:18:46] Speaker B: But yeah, no, there's things I. So many things I hate about this, but like, it's. It's that mixed with the fact that I've had like one of the best weeks of my life. Mixed with the fact like that it's [01:18:58] Speaker A: just like good mood. [01:19:00] Speaker B: But this show, I'm in a good mood. And that's what made the like, mediocreness and downright awfulness of the. The. The mediocreness of the show and the like, like painful, anger inducing awfulness of the main event and the fact that Copeland did all that with Christian Cage, it just made me angry. Like all of that together just made this a very unenjoyable week of dynamite for me. So I'm trying to be positive because, like. But it was just very unenjoyable. [01:19:30] Speaker A: I am. [01:19:31] Speaker B: Even the women's match that I adored, I was just like, this is the one thing that like my, my whole [01:19:38] Speaker A: thing right now is like, as I said, I have like congested as like, like 20 minutes before we started recording. My nose is just like, hey, guess what? Let's make your day more awful. And then like, I'm like, I was just like, not in the mood to watch this this afternoon. And I watched it anyway. That'll do it because I am committed to the bit. Hey, Tecla did a nice Buddha lock. I like that. [01:20:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that was hot as. That was sick. [01:20:13] Speaker C: That was real. [01:20:14] Speaker A: And then Megan Bay just like picked her up like a small child. [01:20:17] Speaker C: Yes. [01:20:18] Speaker A: From the Buddha Lock. Also around. [01:20:22] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I loved all of this. Yeah. [01:20:26] Speaker A: Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. [01:20:31] Speaker C: Also really, like, I loved Sky Blue as the Canadian Destroyer. That was like. It came out of nowhere and I was like, holy crap, that was beautiful. [01:20:44] Speaker B: I really. [01:20:45] Speaker A: Yeah. So like, after, I love. [01:20:47] Speaker B: After I just love her same I [01:20:49] Speaker A: do after, after Babe did that pickup spot. So like, that's what it all breaks down. So like sky hits a Canadian destroyer, which, like, like, I didn't know she had it in her same. Tecla's got Lena cross by herself again. She, like, kicks her in the head, does the back bend. She does the spear. Mercedes tries to clock it with the belt and misses and gets thrown outside. Julia miss missed cross, and then her and sky take out Bane, and then Tecla just curb stops cross, and that finishes it. Triangle of Manus get, like, a very impressive win. [01:21:24] Speaker C: Julia does the black mist on cross, too, which I. I love. [01:21:29] Speaker A: Yeah, it's good. Black mist. [01:21:31] Speaker C: Sisters of Sin. [01:21:33] Speaker A: Sisters of Sin. Good job. Good win. [01:21:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:21:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:21:39] Speaker C: Super happy for her. For them. [01:21:40] Speaker A: Yep. Magic 8 or segment 8 is a match. Tag match. United Empire will ospreay andrade. El Idolo vs Samoa Joe and Tommy Chompers. [01:21:55] Speaker C: Oh, I love Samoa Joe so much. [01:21:58] Speaker A: I love Samoa Joe as much as I don't want to watch Tommy Chompers. [01:22:03] Speaker C: There it is. [01:22:06] Speaker A: My first note is just you, and then also Joe has a big old zit on his titty where Jack Perry grabbed him last week. So, Jack, wash your hands. [01:22:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's messed up. [01:22:16] Speaker C: I didn't see that. Oh, I didn't see the zit. [01:22:19] Speaker A: I saw this probably because I was sitting too close to the screen. [01:22:23] Speaker B: Poor Joe. His titty. Poor Joe titty. [01:22:27] Speaker A: I mean, like, I guess before you go out, like, it could be even worse. It could be, like, an ingrown chest hair. [01:22:34] Speaker C: Yeah, that sucks. [01:22:35] Speaker A: That hurts. [01:22:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:37] Speaker B: Yeah. No one likes that. [01:22:40] Speaker A: Someone likes that at all. Yeah, they do. So they do the opposite of the previous match, where Chompers is like, I want to wrestle Andrade, and then he tags out right away. Away. [01:22:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:22:52] Speaker A: As opposed to being a man about it. [01:22:56] Speaker C: Sacking uppers. [01:23:00] Speaker A: I'm bringing that back. All right. Bring back the toxic masculinity to. [01:23:05] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:23:06] Speaker A: Get at Tommy Chompers just for Tommy. Dehydrated ass. Dehydrated Goldberg. That's how they're gonna send Goldberg into space. They're gonna say, tommy Coppers, give him water. It's me and Goldberg. I'm gonna kick space Brett in the head. [01:23:33] Speaker C: Just look outside. That space is having a stroke. [01:23:37] Speaker A: That's what'll happen. They'll. It'll be astronaut. [01:23:41] Speaker B: I screamed Tommy Chopper's Goldberg joke. You need to get through this episode. [01:23:50] Speaker A: There's gonna be. [01:23:51] Speaker B: That's it. [01:23:54] Speaker A: And they have to. They have to. Armageddon with dehydrated Goldberg, which is Tommy Choppers, and they sent him into space, and then they hydrate him, and now he's Goldberg Space Brett Hart in the head, saving Earth. The Earth is saved. [01:24:11] Speaker B: It's been a pleasure to make this Podcast for all of you. [01:24:15] Speaker C: Arrow Spencer's playing in the background. [01:24:17] Speaker B: Yeah. And. Yeah. [01:24:19] Speaker A: Wide open. [01:24:21] Speaker B: Yeah. This has been. [01:24:22] Speaker A: Welcome to this place. [01:24:24] Speaker B: Sorry that we're all going to be taken out. Welcome to Earth. I no longer want to live on this Earth. Okay. [01:24:39] Speaker A: It's just Bret Hart, but he's got antennas. [01:24:51] Speaker B: What's the incentive for? And it's just picking up. It's just picking up a radio signal of just constant, tragically hip playing like, God damn it. [01:25:02] Speaker C: He just picks up old episodes of WWE [01:25:08] Speaker B: and only the ones he was on. Anyways. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Call the goddamn pod. Please, for the love of. Call the pod. [01:25:19] Speaker A: I can't. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, so they just do a tag match. It's fine. They do commercial heat. Andrade is like, let me get a picture with the hot lady. And Osprey's like, yo, bro, after the bash. [01:25:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:37] Speaker A: Hey. Excalibur is like, say the line. Tony. He's so cool. [01:25:45] Speaker C: Stay the light. I love it. [01:25:49] Speaker B: You. They are all done with it. They're all so. [01:25:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:25:53] Speaker C: Yeah, Tony. Yeah. Tony, like, actively starts falling apart at hour three. Like. [01:25:58] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah. [01:26:00] Speaker C: He's like, I think Samoa Joe is cool, too. [01:26:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. It's like, samoa Joe is so cool, man. [01:26:08] Speaker C: I mean, he's not wrong on that end. Then. [01:26:11] Speaker A: I mean, like, they just. They just get the heat on Andrade until he tags Osprey, who's a casa, and fuego. And then I started hearing music, and I might have been having a stroke or it might have been Goldberg just [01:26:25] Speaker C: walks up behind you. [01:26:28] Speaker A: I forgot about it. [01:26:32] Speaker B: He had a Goldberg. Same effects. Yeah. [01:26:39] Speaker C: He just calls it. He's his little girl Goldbergs. [01:26:49] Speaker A: All right, so they sent the choppers knees Osprey in the face. After Joe causes a distraction, Osprey tries his stupid cutter, and Joe walks away from that and then just beats his ass a little bit. So then there's a distraction with the national belt, and the ref's back is turned. And Tommy Chompers DDTS Andrade onto the title. [01:27:15] Speaker C: Yep. [01:27:16] Speaker A: And falls back into the Coquita clutch. And he's dies. Samoa Joe and Tommy Chompers win via strangulation. Johannes Osprey is built and talk some. And then they announced Tommy choppers versus Andrade for Russell Dream. Yay. [01:27:37] Speaker B: Yay. [01:27:40] Speaker C: A couple of really nice corkscrew kicks that I really liked. Will obviously hits one, and it is real pretty choice, I think. Yeah. [01:27:51] Speaker A: Then we got my favorite part of the episode where they get the Collision. And then they have John Moxley explains what grief is like. Yeah. [01:28:02] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This Woof. [01:28:06] Speaker A: So, like, Renee's. God, Renee's with the Death Riders, and they're all looking sad. And then she asks Mox what's going on, and he just, like, he growls, and then he starts throwing stuff and breaking. [01:28:19] Speaker B: I legitimately forgot about, like. Like, I knew about it, but, like, I keep forgetting that this happened because it was too good. That it brought up, like. [01:28:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:30] Speaker B: In me, honestly, a lot of the same that. That the pack. All this has brought up in general. Like, I don't want to necessarily bring the pod down, but I lost someone. And. And. And, like, all this. This was the realest shit. [01:28:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:48] Speaker B: Like, they liked all of this was like, give this man a Oscar and a hug and whatever he needs because, like, like, that was just so good. Awful and heartbreaking and amazing and terrible. Anyways, that's all. I'm gonna. I'm not gonna cry this week, I promise. But, like, box. He did it good. He did a real good job of explaining what grief is like, because he very. [01:29:10] Speaker A: Like, the thing that got me is, like, he just howls, essentially, like a wounded animal. [01:29:16] Speaker B: Y familiar with that howl. Yeah. [01:29:19] Speaker A: Renee. Renee cuts off, like, Renee the interviewer and is Renee John Mox's wife? [01:29:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:26] Speaker A: Just like, what's going on with you? [01:29:28] Speaker B: Yeah, like, what's going on? Yeah. And, like, in the most, like, I'm your wife tone and I like, was just like, oh. [01:29:35] Speaker A: Oh, I've been a great deal of pain. What kind of pain are you in? I'm not sure I can tell the difference anymore. [01:29:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:29:45] Speaker A: So then Marina gets into his face and say, hey, Isa, lock in. The only way out is through. [01:29:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:29:55] Speaker B: Write that on your soul. Everybody put that on your soul. Because it's true and real, and it's why I'm still alive right now. [01:30:02] Speaker C: This too shall pass. [01:30:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. All things must pass. Lock in and get through it. There's only one way out. There's only one way out. [01:30:14] Speaker C: Super interesting, because we'll. You know, we will make a joke about, like, toxic masculinity and honestly. But, like, I think this is really important for kind of John to show this. It's anger directed at inanimate objects, and it release. Hits a scream, a primal scream. And this is, like, pain. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Yeah. No, like, I'm gonna say, like, some people might like to kind of go off of what you just said there, Hampter. Thank you for pointing that out. [01:30:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:30:43] Speaker B: Because I don't know if I would have let my. My brain would have gone there without you saying it. Some people might say, oh, he's like doing like the Kyle thing, like punching a wall. I'm like, that's not what this is. No, this was extremely not toxic masculinity. Like, this was beautiful. I'm so happy this was on television. And how I might cry and I'm. And I'm. I feel for him and I'm proud of him, hope that he's okay. [01:31:12] Speaker C: You have to think about it too, because, like, he has to be strong for, like, just on tv, for everyone. For, like, just. And while he is also struggling and he is also feeling this pain, it's so overwhelming, you know, it consumes him. And. Yeah. [01:31:31] Speaker B: And I think just be like, okay, I'm gonna process all that on this thing we do. [01:31:38] Speaker C: You hear him repeat it and he's like, through, through it. We gotta get through it. We get it. And it's this mantra that he takes with him, which I think is really powerful. Powerful. [01:31:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:31:48] Speaker B: Everything. So, like, basically all this sucked except the opening match, the women's match. And that is kind of where they had. [01:31:57] Speaker A: Was it. I think it was the post wrestling. John Pollock was talking about how there's. Wrestling has always tried to make death like this, like, part of the show, and it always comes out tacky and forced. And. [01:32:18] Speaker B: Yeah, this did not part up part [01:32:21] Speaker A: of the show, like, fake wrestling stuff. This did not feel. This doesn't feel like that. Because they've even said that it's going to be like an odd. It's an ongoing grieving process. [01:32:32] Speaker B: Yeah. And, yeah, they're really doing this in a way that I wasn't expecting. [01:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, they're. Sorry, they're not. They're not ignoring what happened. [01:32:44] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:32:45] Speaker A: They can't ignore what happened, but they're going to let death riders work through it. I think that's. Yeah, I think that's good. [01:32:55] Speaker C: Yeah. I also think it's really nice because it's. It kind of keeps Hawk here until, like, we're. He and us and them are ready to kind of let go. [01:33:07] Speaker B: It's a healthy grieving process. It's a healthy, like, it's a healthy, timely grieving process. You're not forcing it and moving on. You're not manning up and. And pushing it down and then murdering your family. You know, I mean, to be fair, [01:33:28] Speaker C: part of that was the CTE holes. [01:33:30] Speaker B: But yeah, I will say a big part of it, it was grief. I will always say that a big part of it was grief and also, I'm gonna blame religion, too. Yeah, it was a combination of all those things. If you disagree, fight me. I don't care. So, like. Yeah, but no, like, it's. It's. It's amazing to see. I'm happy that they're doing it, even though it's. It's so intense. But, like, just. Yeah, it was good. That was a good part. Oh, you're good. You're good. I'm. I can edit all of this. You're so. [01:34:05] Speaker A: She can't hear you. [01:34:07] Speaker B: I know. I'm telling you so you can tell her. [01:34:11] Speaker A: She says it's okay. We can edit it. [01:34:16] Speaker B: So. Yeah, no, that's. That's how I feel about this segment. [01:34:19] Speaker A: It was great and is my favorite segment. I think it's very funny that the other place tries desperately for their Emmys and they think, oh, they should get an Emmy for standing there and saying, I'm the tribal chief. And then, like, you have, like, this actual thing actually involved. [01:34:44] Speaker B: Well, I. I thought. I. I'm so glad you said this, Erica, because, like, this. That touches on a thought that I absolutely have while watching this. It's the. It's the difference where Vince gave the game away during the documentary where he said, you know, we make movies. You know, that's the thing the Fed makes. The Fed is trying to make movies. And. Aw. Is. Is theater like AEW is. Is something like, sure, you go ahead and have fun with your blockbusters. They're like, you know, and I love a blockbuster. I love. I think there. There's should be love and appreciation for all. All genres, but, like, it's apples and oranges. You know what I mean? Like. Like, it's app. It's something else entirely. Like. Like, yeah, they. They try to set this up. Whereas this is like, this was a. You could take that. You could take that performance on the road and get it. Like, get like a Tony. You know what I mean? Like, Jesus Christ. Like. Like, that was something else. [01:35:50] Speaker A: Else. [01:35:50] Speaker B: That was something else entirely. Yeah. Yeah. [01:35:55] Speaker C: I mean, not to take it too far back, but the. The video mox did after all out. [01:36:02] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. That. [01:36:04] Speaker C: It just. Even without the weight of what happens after that is just give. Just give a. And in the. In the. In the crowd, we. There was a sign that said, we are wrestlers who give a shot. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that. That was the difference. And that's why, like, when people or we're wrestling. [01:36:24] Speaker C: Wrestling fans that give a. [01:36:26] Speaker B: You give a. And that's why, like, that's why I get so mad over the cope in Christian cage. That's why I got. I got blocked by the person who. The woman who wrote that Salon article, trying to like, get. Get a dig on professional wrestling off the back of Ben Satterley's death and off of the word of. Of Phil Brooks. Well, Phil Brooks says that they're. They're real bad over there, Mike. Okay, well, cool. I can't believe anything you. Any opinion you have now because you just said that with a straight face. So. Yeah, like, cool. I know more than you now that that's what you just told me is that I know more. [01:37:11] Speaker A: I know. [01:37:13] Speaker B: Yeah. So go ahead and block me. That's fine. That's okay. I don't want to read your. Your silly article. We're gonna be over here trying to enjoy our theater and keep people safe at the same time, you know, Steve. [01:37:27] Speaker A: All right, the ninth segment of the Night Carnage qualifier. Ricochet versus Ace Austin. [01:37:36] Speaker B: We're talking about, like, this is. Oh, this is gonna be a four hour podcast. [01:37:42] Speaker A: Yeah, that's because we spent two hours. Aliens at Bigfoot. And then three hours talking about. What was that thing we were talking about? [01:37:52] Speaker C: Oh, right, right, right, right. Opening your pushy chakra. [01:37:58] Speaker A: Opening the pussy chakra. [01:37:59] Speaker B: Unblocking grief and. Yes. [01:38:02] Speaker C: Grief and two more iconic duos. [01:38:10] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [01:38:15] Speaker C: I hit it from behind so she can't see me crying. Oh, my God. [01:38:29] Speaker A: They hit it from behind so they can't see me crying. That's a bar, truly. [01:38:37] Speaker C: Exactly. It's kind of fire. [01:38:39] Speaker A: No, absolutely. You real. [01:38:42] Speaker B: I'm in this bar and I don't like it. [01:38:47] Speaker A: Ricochet versus Ace to Austin. [01:38:51] Speaker C: Kill versus thigh. [01:38:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I will. I will always remember Ace Austin forever because of Pac. [01:38:59] Speaker C: Yes. [01:39:00] Speaker A: Last televised match. Being like, those thighs, [01:39:09] Speaker C: It was wild. So I'm so sorry, but I wrote that in my notes real big. And then it was sitting next to me. And the entire week after he passed, I would look down and I would see those thighs, those fucking incredible thighs. And I was like, God, you beautiful man. [01:39:30] Speaker B: The only thing that I remember about this match, and thus the only thing I have to add I feel, is Ace Austin did this, like, jump over the stairs, hit to Ricochet's dome. That was beautiful. Like, I was like one of the sickest those kinds of moves I've ever seen. Like, just everyone involved. Holy. And then also those thighs, those incredible thighs. Anyways, [01:40:05] Speaker A: I mean, like, I don't really have much to say because it was. It was a good match. It was like, that really was like. It was. [01:40:10] Speaker B: It Was fine. [01:40:12] Speaker A: Ricochet was gonna win. [01:40:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:15] Speaker C: Sad. I mean, that's kind of a bummer. Well, actually, yeah. Because Jay White was supposed to be in here and Ace Talk took his spot. So clearly. Or I guess not clearly, but it potent. [01:40:26] Speaker A: You know, I wonder. I wonder which would have won. [01:40:30] Speaker B: I think, I think, Yeah, I think Jay White could have won. [01:40:36] Speaker A: Funny moments. Ricochet arguing about being bald with Aubrey, who has hair. Ricochet almost started to get Go Ace chant for Ace Austin. Yeah. And then like he stopped because he's like, oh no, wait, that's Tanahashi. Thank you very much. [01:40:58] Speaker B: Hiroshi Tanahashi. All right, there we go. [01:41:00] Speaker A: And then the crowd singing he's bald to the Olay chant. [01:41:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that was pretty great actually. Yeah. But again, that was all the things that weren't the booking of this match. Yeah. Anyways. [01:41:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Austin squatted him into a vertical base before swinging Ricochet into a dangerous flatliner. [01:41:26] Speaker B: Yep. [01:41:26] Speaker C: But Ricochet, that was really great. [01:41:28] Speaker A: Yeah, he did that thing and then like he like Ricochet kind of popped up and hit him with a headbutt spirit gun. Vertigo. That's it. Ricochet wins. Awkward Carnage. [01:41:44] Speaker C: My. My ball. [01:41:45] Speaker A: A match that is happening this weekend. Yeah, I'm not going to watch because I have to work. [01:41:50] Speaker C: Same. [01:41:51] Speaker B: I'm working all weekend and I have to edit this. [01:41:54] Speaker A: Good luck. [01:41:55] Speaker C: Let's go. [01:41:57] Speaker A: Pre taped interview. Renee's with Don Callis, Kyle Fletcher and Kevin Knight. They don't want to wait for the bucks because there's like a sit down interview for their tag title match. Don knows his and he can. He makes basketball references Med Squeakums. If you prefer. Classic. [01:42:21] Speaker B: The boys can do it too, I guess. I recently found out I get to go see Unrivaled this winter because Unrivaled's coming to Minneapolis and that is ladies three on three off season. Squeak them. And like a friend of mine have suddenly got an open ticket because of. So. Yeah. And I'm reaping the benefits. See more ladies. Squeakums over the winner. [01:42:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm just calling it Squeakums from now on. [01:42:50] Speaker B: Damn right. As you should. Hey, I see more and more people calling these monstrosities dinolisions. I'm gonna start hitting. [01:43:00] Speaker C: Yeah, you did. [01:43:01] Speaker B: Hashtag AEW Dynowision. Yeah, I think we should start doing it. And. And then when they start like doing it, we can be like, hi, cool. Pay us. [01:43:13] Speaker A: Pay me. Tony Khan, specifically. [01:43:16] Speaker B: Hey, Erica. Yeah. Yeah. I have holy water and I will [01:43:20] Speaker A: use it against you and your demonic ways. Yeah. So like they talk shit about how like, they're Jordan and Pippen. And I was like, who? They're both great TNT champs. And then the young bucks show up and kick him in the face and beat him up. Don runs away. It's a pre tape segment. Just. Oh, God, this. I forgot about this. Justin Roberts talks over Excalibur like the face that he is. He beat Jericho in Paris. And he keeps saying, like, I beat Chris Jericho. And every time he says, I beat Chris Jericho, he sets off pyro, which is great. There's a segment of the crowd that's super pro Nick Wayne. [01:44:10] Speaker B: There's like six people, and they are my everything. They are Avatar on this world. They. They are amazing. Because that's the thing too. It's not just, I hate Chris Jericho, which I do. Nick Wayne here is sick. He's doing. He's doing this better. He's doing. What he's doing is. He's doing Chris Jericho. And. And. Oh, yeah, don't at me. I'm right. You know it. And. And like, this kid's got a future. And I cannot wait for Chris Jericho to retire and mail me that jacket there. That long coat that he had. That was really. [01:44:56] Speaker A: I think that was a little bit too tacky for me. I like. [01:45:00] Speaker B: It's not for me. I'm a simple, basic. Give it to me. I want it. I'll make it look so hot. [01:45:05] Speaker A: You have no idea fashion standards. She says sitting here. [01:45:07] Speaker B: I have no. [01:45:13] Speaker C: I love the super. I love the video package. So go ahead, Erica. [01:45:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, the video. Okay, the video. He plays. He plays like a. Basically, Nick Wayne beating Chris Jericho. Fan cam set to five for fighting super fan Superman. [01:45:28] Speaker B: It was so good. It was such a good, fantastic song. [01:45:35] Speaker C: Wait, a song that came out five years before Wayne was born. [01:45:39] Speaker A: Yes. [01:45:40] Speaker B: That's what made it even better. [01:45:42] Speaker C: And the video is soft around the edges. So it's this kind of like, dreamy. [01:45:47] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a fan camp or like, to someone. Like a memorial to someone who, like, died. [01:45:54] Speaker C: Yes. [01:45:55] Speaker A: So, yeah, Nick Wayne, he can't stand to fly. He's not that naive. [01:45:59] Speaker C: No. [01:46:02] Speaker A: So then Jericho comes out to Judas and like, they try and set it up to do the thing where, like, he says, no, cut that song. I don't want to hear Judas. And then the crowd's supposed to keep singing. The crowd does not sing Judas. I loved it. I loved it. They no sold Judas. [01:46:21] Speaker B: They should. I think that makes up for no one doing the ice too. When they're yelling Don Callis. [01:46:28] Speaker A: Well, it's Ohio Stuck in Ohio. So Jericho's like, you needed a low blow to win. And then people in the crowd chant, you deserved it. Deserve it. [01:46:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:46:44] Speaker B: That moment, that was my favorite. That was so six. [01:46:47] Speaker A: People who hated Jericho, just bless them. Call me, call me. [01:46:53] Speaker C: Doing the Lord's work. [01:46:54] Speaker B: Yeah, we gotta hang out. We have to hang out. That was. [01:46:57] Speaker C: We'll be on the. We'll get you on the cast. [01:47:00] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. You gotta come on the show. [01:47:02] Speaker C: We'll do a patreon about how much Chris Jericho sucks. [01:47:05] Speaker B: That was so hot. Yeah, y' all rule. Oh, my God. [01:47:10] Speaker A: Anyway, long story short, they're going to do another match at Wrestle Dream. They have to do a rubber match because Jericho back. You can't just put a kid over and he kicks him in the balls. [01:47:21] Speaker C: This old man kicks this little kid in the ball, looks away. [01:47:27] Speaker B: Admittedly funny. [01:47:29] Speaker C: It was actually quite funny. [01:47:32] Speaker A: It was actually quite comical when you [01:47:35] Speaker B: put it that way. Yeah. See an old dude just like haul off and kick the kid in the paws. [01:47:40] Speaker A: Yeah, that is kind of funny. [01:47:43] Speaker C: You know, we just saw a young man try and break an old man's leg. So. Yeah, it's really. [01:47:49] Speaker A: We did, we did. That is the thing that happened on the show. Yeah. That happened on the same episode there. We said like, yes. That was a very insightful commentary on grief. An old man, he tried to break an old man's leg [01:48:07] Speaker B: and now we're gonna have like. That was an insightful commentary on grief. Now here's Chris Jericho. [01:48:12] Speaker C: Just go kick in the little kid in the balls. [01:48:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:48:15] Speaker A: Balls. That little 21 year old kid. Renee's with Samoa Joe and Tommy choppers Tommy left and lying in Paris and Cleveland left Andrade lying in Paris at Cleveland. It'll happen at West Wessel wrestle Nuclear Wessel Dream nuclear wet. [01:48:37] Speaker B: Yes. [01:48:38] Speaker A: And then he's like, what will happen, Joe? What'll happen in Clockwork Carnage? He just says he'll choke everyone out and everyone's an active target. That sounds like a threat. That sounds threatening. [01:48:48] Speaker C: Sure does. [01:48:51] Speaker A: Women's tag match, high end and Danny Luna versus Persephone and Britt Baker. I love Danny Luna. I was, I became. [01:48:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:48:59] Speaker A: Immediately when I saw her. [01:49:00] Speaker B: Yeah, Good for her. This, this. And she ruled in this match. Like I thought. Yeah, she was like a highlight of this. [01:49:12] Speaker A: Most of the heat for the match came from the fact that. That Britt Baker had a Pittsburgh Steelers terrible towel. [01:49:20] Speaker C: And Cleveland hates Pittsburgh. [01:49:23] Speaker B: Like. [01:49:24] Speaker A: Yeah. So, Powell, I'm just saying we could do better. [01:49:30] Speaker C: We could. We definitely could. I. I will say Samoa Joe in that interview was, as always, so good. Like, sorry, I just love him on the mic. Love him all over anyway, please. But. And Danny. And also Danny Lune. I was really happy to see her doing great tag work here in this match, too. Like, keeping, keeping, cutting off half the ring, knocking off the. You know. [01:49:58] Speaker A: But Persephone and Brit high end looked really. High ends have been looking really. [01:50:03] Speaker B: Yes. [01:50:03] Speaker A: Like, I think it's. It's like the. It's the Maya world effect where it's like, if you actually give this person time going to be on TV and do stuff, they're going to look really good. [01:50:12] Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes. [01:50:14] Speaker A: But, like, yeah, they. They kind of had high end isolated and then she got like, a really good hot tag to Danny and she just ruined everybody's day. [01:50:26] Speaker B: You know what? I've changed my mind. This women's match is my match of the night. Oh. [01:50:31] Speaker A: I don't know if I would say it's better than the. The trios, but it was good. I liked it. [01:50:37] Speaker B: You. [01:50:37] Speaker A: I'm right. [01:50:38] Speaker B: All right. [01:50:39] Speaker A: You're never right. Not when I have an opinion. [01:50:42] Speaker B: I know. It's. No, it's kind of the dynamic of the show. You're so right, honey. [01:50:45] Speaker A: You're right. It's kind of established work. [01:50:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:50:53] Speaker A: Anyway, it was good. The finish was Persephone like it would. Britain, Britain, Danny were the legal women at Persephone grabs a TBS title and she was like, gonna hit somebody and cause a distraction. But she almost accidentally hits Britt and Danny Luda rolls her up and gets sick. I added Danny Luna won the match. [01:51:19] Speaker C: I'm. I'm actually a little surprised Brit is still around, simply because I thought she was going to be around for Rebel and then Peace out. So it'll be interesting to see how her. Her reign continues. [01:51:33] Speaker A: Yeah, she was out of the company, honestly. [01:51:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I honest, the thought she was out of the same company. Like, I. I had, like, that's what. That was the one thing that was so surprising about her showing up until someone was like, oh, well, Rebel. And I was like, oh, okay, well, I guess that makes sense. But like, I thought she was out of the company and came back for that. But I guess it's like, oh, no, you're finishing up this, Persephone. And I was like, oh, well, surely she won't get in the ring. And then she keeps getting in the ring. And I'm like, all right, well, you know what? Me, you know, like, I guess, you know, like, I guess I have no idea what I'm talking about. Which actually tracks. I like famously say it all the time into a microphone. I don't know what I'm talking about. [01:52:14] Speaker A: As long as she doesn't. Yep. Oh, yeah. So they the heels attack post match and Aminata shows up. And then they announce a four way for the TBS title. Persephone versus High End versus Danny Luna versus Queen Aminata. So hell yes, [01:52:34] Speaker C: Queen Aminata is good friends with Sky Blue, which fills me with delight. [01:52:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I want to hang out with those two. That sounds amazing. [01:52:43] Speaker C: Yeah, that sounds incredible. Are you kidding? We'd have a great time. [01:52:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I want like hang out in Chicago with Sky Blue and Queen Aminata and we'll run into Poplio and it'll be amazing. [01:52:53] Speaker A: That sounds like it would be like a lost weekend. [01:52:55] Speaker B: Hey, you have some holy water for these girls, boss? I just, I, I, I. [01:53:01] Speaker C: We need to borrow. We need a holy. See. [01:53:04] Speaker A: I don't think sky is allowed in a church because. Wait, no. She set a kid on fire. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was in a church. It was in a church when she [01:53:12] Speaker C: set the kid on fire. Yeah, [01:53:16] Speaker A: he was a, he was an altar boy and he was a jerk. So she set him on fire. [01:53:20] Speaker C: I mean, she's probably doing the world an actual huge favor. [01:53:24] Speaker B: So she's a queen who's done nothing wrong. [01:53:26] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. Like saving us from ladies. [01:53:31] Speaker A: If a boy bothers you, set about fire. [01:53:34] Speaker B: Set that on fire. Yeah, do it for God. I'm gonna have not. Jesus, I'm. This edit's gonna be so difficult. Difficult. [01:53:45] Speaker C: It'll be fine. [01:53:46] Speaker A: All right, so we get a. All right, we got a ticking metronome promo for Ilya Dragunov. [01:53:53] Speaker B: It's must be. [01:53:54] Speaker C: Yeah, [01:53:56] Speaker A: there was, there was. What's it called? Russian. People are speaking Russian. [01:54:03] Speaker C: Oh, I didn't hear the voices. Okay. [01:54:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that tracks. [01:54:08] Speaker A: Here's all right. That makes events. Main event of the whole day. [01:54:11] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus finally knows the qualifying match. [01:54:16] Speaker A: TNT Title Hatchiseo vs DNR Allen, Department of Natural Resources. [01:54:26] Speaker B: Alan, here's the thing. [01:54:29] Speaker A: Hechisero was awesome. I love. [01:54:32] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. [01:54:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Wasted on this piece of no talent, trust falling hole. [01:54:43] Speaker C: And like a dirty fighter as well. Like, if you notice how Darby fights for it. Yeah, he puts his arm in the, in the like turnbuckle post. He pulls him down onto the apron and under and like into the skirt. And that's. I'm just like. [01:55:00] Speaker A: He does heal. It's true. If you want to see tie up a little punk in knots. This is A good match for you. Except he loses. [01:55:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically was like, I'm gonna do my God damnedest to get something resembling a wrestling match out of this. No talent. I say this as someone who can't take a bump. I would love to see Darby Allen last three months on estrogen. [01:55:38] Speaker A: I don't think he could because I don't. I don't want to have to, like, treat him with a modicum of respect. [01:55:45] Speaker C: Well, just remember, breast folk ain't kidding folk like. [01:55:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:55:50] Speaker A: Well, yeah. I mean, there's plenty of trans women who suck. So Darby would be. [01:55:54] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, no. I don't support all women and some of you are very, very dumb. Exactly. [01:56:05] Speaker A: But all right, here's. Here's going to be my complaint is I saw a lot of people say, like, well, that was about as good as you could expect for a Hatchy. Sarah vs Darby Allen matches like. It wasn't really any different. It was just Hetchy Sero hit him with a bunch of his offense. [01:56:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:56:20] Speaker A: That he then survived and then hit a bunch of trust falls and that was it. [01:56:25] Speaker C: Five, five. [01:56:27] Speaker A: Five. [01:56:28] Speaker C: There were five. This is one of the highest trust fall counts that I've in at least in the last two months that I've counted, like, the. [01:56:38] Speaker B: Were any of them in Spanish? That's so inconsiderate. [01:56:45] Speaker C: I know. [01:56:46] Speaker B: God, I hate him. I hate him so much. [01:56:49] Speaker A: I. Yeah, like, I'm. I'm just. I'm. I'm over the whole, like, get his ass beat for 20 minutes. [01:56:59] Speaker C: De la confenzana. [01:57:02] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you. [01:57:07] Speaker C: And espanol. Yeah. [01:57:14] Speaker B: We're learning, we're growing. I'm going through all kinds of changes. [01:57:20] Speaker A: Me too. [01:57:21] Speaker C: In a couple of years. So will I. Yeah. Menopause. [01:57:26] Speaker A: Oh, wait. What? [01:57:31] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:57:32] Speaker C: No. [01:57:32] Speaker B: Well, see, what's gonna happen is they're gonna go into a cocoon phase and. And then reach a final form. Oh, I was gonna tell. I was gonna tell you about that. Yeah. Be on the lookout for that. Things are going to start molting. We're going to have to. Protein take. Yeah. [01:57:55] Speaker A: It's going to look like Miladia's second phase in Elden Ring, isn't it? Hampter. Possum of rot. You a too hard. [01:58:13] Speaker B: It a. So Darby win is. [01:58:15] Speaker A: Darby wins. And then everybody comes out. Every. Everybody in the clockwork cards match comes out and they all hit a bunch of. And then Darby does a trust fall. I'm. I like, literally just. Right, right, Wrap it up, boys. Because it was 15 minutes before we started recording And I needed to eat my food. Oh. Which was sitting on the porch and it's getting cold. Oh, that's it. That's a. That's a show. It was like. It was a show. I. I admit, like, I was not in the mood to watch this at all. I'm like three hour shows and then you add like another 30 minutes on top of it and it's just like I have to take the dog out to before I record. [01:59:02] Speaker B: That's kind of wild. Yeah. Did you have to think about that super quickly? [01:59:06] Speaker C: I don't. I. I was looking up Malenia, goddess of rot. So I also. The entire Clockwork Cornage Carnage was the eyes run in and you know, because they got to sizzle that pay per view. Tony's like, hey, we got to get those numbers up. Got to get up. Yeah. So which. [01:59:29] Speaker B: It's the go home show. [01:59:30] Speaker C: Yeah, I did love. [01:59:34] Speaker A: I did. [01:59:34] Speaker C: I wanted to see. I wanted to see. She looks. Oh, they look great. [01:59:38] Speaker A: I want to be trying to do too. That's like transition goals, honestly. [01:59:43] Speaker C: Yeah, truly. I did like Okado holding. Yeah. Holding Will and then flicking him off near his forehead was good. [01:59:54] Speaker A: I mean, like, here's the thing. I think the pay per view will be good. I'm interested in seeing Clockwork Carnage comes out. [01:59:59] Speaker C: Yeah, same. [02:00:01] Speaker A: I thought. I know, like, I know that we are giving a pass to a lot of the booking decisions and like, I know they needed to like rush to get the rest of the people into this match for Sunday. But, like, the way they booked those matches, they could have just said like Okada and Darby and Takeshita that all these guys are in it. We're not gonna insult your intelligence and thinking that Myron Reed is going to main event a pay per view. [02:00:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:00:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:00:34] Speaker A: So even though he could. He could. [02:00:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Even though he couldn't. Eventually should. [02:00:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:00:40] Speaker B: So. No, I see what you're saying. It's like, don't insult our intelligence by trying to book these as qualifier matches. Just tell us who's going to be in it and book other matches. And if it's like, well, there's no story, that's fine. One of the things I loved about AW Is that occasionally you just get a match. It's just like these are just two grab grab we happen to have on the roster. Let's watch them go. [02:01:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:04] Speaker C: I want to be the bet. I want to be a fighting champion and I'm going to do it like nobody else has done before. I want all the contenders. I want the top contenders. I Want Ricochet. I want, like, Samoa Joe. I want Okada. [02:01:17] Speaker B: I'm coming for all these heads. [02:01:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Just. Okay. She just got a Shawn Michaels. This, like. Oh, no, it's got to be every after 15 minutes. You got the. [02:01:28] Speaker B: Yeah. At least there's not like a. A. A timeout. A timeout room. Like, Sean. What if there's a timeout room where [02:01:38] Speaker C: you've got to put yourself? [02:01:40] Speaker B: If. Yeah. If you get. If you get pinned, you have. You have to go into timeout room because you were. [02:01:44] Speaker C: You gotta sit in the corner. [02:01:46] Speaker B: You're a bad West Point. You gotta go. [02:01:48] Speaker C: Think about what you've done. [02:01:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Think about what you did or you did not do. All right, well, that was that. So we got the dream will happen. We got through it. Hey. Holy. Yeah. What a time. I hope someone had a great time. I had an Okay. I had a terror. It's not terrible time. [02:02:10] Speaker A: If you like that episode, that was [02:02:12] Speaker B: a show that happened. [02:02:14] Speaker A: I am happy for you that you enjoyed the episode. Do not let my bad mood ruin how you feel about the show. [02:02:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I like this. [02:02:24] Speaker A: That is ultimately the key to enjoying anything. If somebody doesn't like the thing you like, that's okay. [02:02:32] Speaker B: I also think that's the key to this show is that Erica is always, like, violent. Was like, yes, girl. No, Erica was, like, violently upset at how much she hated this show. Hampter liked it, and I was like, yeah, who's there? [02:02:49] Speaker C: It's the Three Bears. [02:02:51] Speaker B: Yeah, we're the Three Bears. And. And Craig the Fed for now, who records us. Yeah. So, like, yeah, that. That pleases me at least. I love that. Even when it's one of these, like, we don't always agree, but it's always just, like, a matter of. Of mood and taste. You know what I mean? And I feel like that's health. That's healthy. Wrestling, podcasting, it's just a matter of mood. I'm not being like, you're wrong and I'm right. I'm going. [02:03:19] Speaker A: I don't know. [02:03:19] Speaker B: I thought it was fine. This pissed me off, but it's also just because I'm mean and like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. [02:03:25] Speaker C: Like, nobody's in anybody's yams here. Me. [02:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah, you. I'm right. [02:03:34] Speaker B: Is like, you called the out here. Anyways, thank you all for listening to the last episode of Wednesday night Fake Fight, because [02:03:46] Speaker C: there's no coming. [02:03:47] Speaker B: There's no coming back. [02:03:51] Speaker A: DMT Meth farmers. [02:03:54] Speaker C: Crypted. [02:03:56] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [02:03:57] Speaker A: 1981. That was that episode. [02:03:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, My God, we've been, we've been doing this for a week. [02:04:05] Speaker C: Not even true. [02:04:06] Speaker A: You should just clip that part and release that by itself. [02:04:10] Speaker C: Literally just two hours. [02:04:13] Speaker A: It's okay. [02:04:14] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [02:04:17] Speaker A: Like 15 seconds. Talking about the show. [02:04:19] Speaker B: Yeah, that's perfect. [02:04:21] Speaker C: Perfect. As it should be. As it should be. [02:04:23] Speaker B: Anyone need to plug anything before I do the same spiels? [02:04:26] Speaker A: Give me money. My bl Money. I have a social. That's a link in the bio I got screwed on my first paycheck. So if you want to tip your driver. I'm smiling and give me a thumbs up, do it. [02:04:46] Speaker B: You should go tip the driver. Y. And you should go find someone on hampter's page and give them money. And you should find [email protected] on the B sky. And I'm not gonna lie, if you want to give me some money after you've given Erica money and someone on hampter's page money, I'm not gonna turn down money. [02:05:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:05:06] Speaker C: I mean, you could find Erica. Well, Erica doesn't make a post, but you could find Ella on my page and give her money. [02:05:14] Speaker A: There's. You can find, you can just find. I post something. I'll post I have something post. Just you just all of our. [02:05:24] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, all's in in there. And then patreon.com wnff pod in case you want to like, just give us money that way for making the show. Sometimes there's stuff on there, but honestly, I feel like at this point, it's like a. Please give us $5 if you like helping us have a place to record from. You know, I can't guarantee we're going to give you anything more than the show for it, but, you know, it'd be neat. It's like a pay what you can, you know, but you know, it's only $5 because I'm not, I, I, I could figure something else out, but I'm not gonna. So, like, I, I hate all of it. [02:06:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:06:03] Speaker B: Yeah, right. Listen to this. My other show, Everything is wrestling with me and Bugs Matrix. Last one that came out is a. TTRPG is wrestling with Vivian Morya Valentine. That is about Trinity Continuum with superhero wrestlers, which is fantastic and may or may not be something that we do. [02:06:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I wonder if that's something people should look out for in the future. [02:06:30] Speaker B: That's something that people should probably look out for in the future. Spoilers for the episode. It turns out Vivian was selling us on a timeshare that is is being the crew of her DMing this game. And we're marks. We're marks. It's happening. [02:06:49] Speaker A: Yeah. I can add another. [02:06:50] Speaker B: I'm not sure. [02:06:51] Speaker A: Sure. Why not? [02:06:53] Speaker B: I'm not. I'm not sure how it's gonna go. Part of me is thinking of, like, setting up, like, a pay what you can patreon and just releasing it in the main feed anyways and. And just being like, hey, if you want to give us money, money, because we're doing all this, that'd be cool. But also, like, I don't want to not release this super fun thing we're gonna do. Like, I don't like the idea of putting in that behind a paywall. The only stuff I like to put behind the paywall, stuff that I don't feel comfortable saying unless you have paid money to hear me say. And, yeah, that's basically that. So check that out. And I think that's all the stuff. Happy wrestling. [02:07:35] Speaker C: Happy wrestling. [02:07:36] Speaker A: Take it easy. [02:07:37] Speaker B: Happy wrestling. [02:07:38] Speaker C: That's right. [02:07:50] Speaker B: Program. Oh, my God, I love the program. [02:07:52] Speaker A: The wrestling program. The program. [02:07:54] Speaker B: Wrestling program. [02:07:55] Speaker C: Program. The episode. [02:07:56] Speaker B: The car, the card. The matches. Let's go. Let's go see the matches. [02:08:02] Speaker A: Let's go. [02:12:08] Speaker C: Where are you hurt? What's the. Where's pain coming from? I don't know anymore. [02:12:16] Speaker B: Show me. Show me on the doll where the life hurt you. All of it.