Buca di Bucko

[00:00:06] Speaker A: In the beginning, the earth was a dark, formless void. But then God spoke and said, let there be wrestling. And with that there was Monday and wrestling happened on Mondays. And God looked upon her works and said, holy shit, that's a lot of racism in video packages. On the second day, God got depressed and lo did she post about it on the DVD VR forums. And with that, there was Tuesday. On the third day, God said, let there be Wednesday. And lo did the people reply unto her. We know what that means. [00:00:55] Speaker B: I think I actually enjoyed the Mandalorian and Grogu. Welcome back to Wednesday night fake Fights. Where it is. I know it is. I sick. Ella Taylor. That should be the new intro though. Actually for serious and real though. I sick. But what with the sheen her pronouns, I'm not. I am a sick buck. We're here to talk about the AW Dynamites like we do every week with my rest of queers and returning rest [00:01:31] Speaker A: Queer number one, Go Erica Warrens is here. The full length is at your service. I am back from the Q town. There's Internet up there now. I don't know what I'm gonna actually be able to record from up there though. I'm back. Good job last week, Hampter. [00:01:54] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:01:54] Speaker A: You literally killed. Well, I guess you didn't kill anybody this time. Well done. [00:01:59] Speaker B: Yeah, this is the one time you like do and this, you know, folks have EpiPens, you know, especially if you're. If you're running a show of any kind, you know, like have EpiPens, have [00:02:13] Speaker A: Narcan, just have EpiPens. [00:02:14] Speaker B: Just be ready because yeah, you never know when your co hosting creation is gonna unleash coconut oiled popcor on an unsuspecting audience. Speaking of. Yeah, you got to read the fine print. Hyundai lie. Capitalist lie. Remember that one? Write that one down. So yeah, our other co host no longer driving this week. But not because they did anything wrong. They did so good this time. A Yo Asoy. I have to settle [00:02:55] Speaker C: the music hits and everything and the Hampshire comes out. Clinging to the back of a wild Mark Davis. And he's the ring. [00:03:07] Speaker B: You made a dunkzilla. You made. Wait, hold on real quick. You made a Dunkzilla. [00:03:11] Speaker C: Mark Davis. It's holy. Yeah. [00:03:14] Speaker A: Wow, what a get. [00:03:15] Speaker C: Yeah, he owes me a favor. I got the wizard hat in my hand just, just clinging to his back as he tries to bust me. Yeah, [00:03:35] Speaker A: I think you are saying. So you mean something entirely different from what I'm thinking when you say bronco busting. [00:03:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I Always. I always do, because. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Ha. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Block thing. Right? [00:03:48] Speaker C: Say what he's doing. [00:03:51] Speaker A: He's doing the X thing to you, right? The Bronco Buster. [00:03:55] Speaker B: No, no, no. [00:03:57] Speaker C: I'm like, on his back, like. [00:03:59] Speaker A: Okay. [00:04:00] Speaker C: An actual bull. [00:04:02] Speaker B: No, he's. [00:04:02] Speaker C: I'm hearkening back to the two times during this card in which people rode large people. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:04:11] Speaker C: Darby Allen clinging to the back of Davis as he piggybacks the them to the ring. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, okay. [00:04:20] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. Well done. [00:04:22] Speaker C: Italian on [00:04:25] Speaker B: Will. [00:04:26] Speaker A: Will. [00:04:26] Speaker C: Osprey shoulders. Francisca. Francesca. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Francesca. [00:04:36] Speaker C: Akira. I need to just call him Akira because I always. [00:04:42] Speaker B: No, you just need to call him little Italian from now on. The little Italian man. [00:04:47] Speaker A: The only Italian. [00:04:49] Speaker C: Wow, I didn't know they made Italian wrestlers. [00:04:52] Speaker B: He's the one. [00:04:53] Speaker A: He's the only one left, I think, actually. Yeah, just like. There's no other Italians. The blood's just so diluted at this point. Like, they're all just New Jerseyans. [00:05:03] Speaker B: They're now. Yeah. I do have to say, though, great entrance. I can't. A great get. I. Are we gonna get Mark to. To. To sit with. [00:05:14] Speaker A: What? [00:05:14] Speaker B: No, he's. [00:05:15] Speaker C: No, no. [00:05:16] Speaker B: Well, he's. Oh, he's leaving through the audience and. Don't do that. [00:05:23] Speaker A: Don't, don't. [00:05:27] Speaker B: All right, we got one death. One death. [00:05:30] Speaker C: It's fine, it's fine. I can't handle. That's fine, that's fine. [00:05:33] Speaker B: All right, look, you invite Mark Davis, sometimes, he's gonna unhinge his jaw and bite the head off of. [00:05:37] Speaker A: Man. [00:05:37] Speaker B: It's. [00:05:38] Speaker A: You know what? This is. This right here. Remember that movie I was just talking about Carnifex? That was in that movie. [00:05:44] Speaker C: Oh, he just bites his head off. [00:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah, because it's like the thyla scene, right? With the big. Big old J. [00:05:51] Speaker B: You know? [00:05:54] Speaker C: Mark Davis, Australian drop bear. The same one in the same place. [00:05:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, you know, might be a Cryptid. [00:06:02] Speaker B: They call him Dunkzilla because he is part cryptid and part fat, fat ass. So. Speaking of Cryptids, could you. All right. Yeah. The homunculi are dragging the body off. Okay, thank you. [00:06:21] Speaker A: So nobody eats it later. Oh, God, I hope that doesn't come back. [00:06:25] Speaker B: That's a really weird thing to say, dude. So where are we this week, Erica? [00:06:33] Speaker A: We're in Allen, Texas, which I really didn't bother look up where it is. I think it's near Dallas. Yeah, I wanna. I wanna just say that. [00:06:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:46] Speaker A: When Cryptid of the week started, Ella was just like you. We're not doing this. And now Ella introduces it. [00:06:52] Speaker B: I'm so, I get so excited every time. This is complete cultural victory over my ass. Usually Dr. They say. [00:07:08] Speaker A: So we have a new aw. World champion. So in honor of Billy Bird Legs, the cryptid of the week is Big Bird. [00:07:20] Speaker B: Wait, wait, what? Wait, what? [00:07:22] Speaker A: There is a cryptid called Big Bird from Texas. It is nowhere near Dallas, Texas. Like, I, I, I, I went on a long rant about how I don't give a. About the geography of Texas, but apparently. Okay, apparently this, yeah, it's like you can't comprehend how big Texas is. [00:07:38] Speaker B: It's like Europe. Like, like it's just here. [00:07:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, it's like a bunch of European countries. It's just like smack dab on the southern border of this whole country. Yeah, I'm not sorry for saying that. [00:07:55] Speaker C: Literally. No. No lights detected. [00:07:58] Speaker B: No, no, we're good. [00:08:00] Speaker A: So, yeah, Big bird. It's a five foot tall bird with 12 foot wingspan and it's got a weird ass face that people say looks like a gorilla. [00:08:14] Speaker B: Okay, okay. Because for a while there I was like, all right, well, that's just a bird. [00:08:20] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, that's, I mean, it's [00:08:22] Speaker B: a big, it's a large bird, but it's like an albatross or something. Like, that's just a bird. [00:08:27] Speaker C: How does, like, I understand it folds in, but how the wings work, that's 12. That's real. I'm five. [00:08:33] Speaker A: It's really big. Yeah, it's pretty big. Like, it's. If you've ever, if you've ever seen like a California condor or like the really big condors at a zoo, like, those things are terrifying. [00:08:46] Speaker C: Yeah, they are. [00:08:47] Speaker A: And this could very. Until they start talking about, like the face on this thing, this could very easily just be that, that, that's what I'm saying. [00:08:56] Speaker B: It's like, until they get to the face, I'm like, this is just a very, like. Do y' all know how big they make birds? They make birds real big nowadays. [00:09:06] Speaker A: Birds are hard. [00:09:07] Speaker B: The weeds are the weeds stronger. The birds are bigger. The, the, the rookies are kicking more ass. I'm sorry, I'm, I'm thinking of Olivia Miles. [00:09:17] Speaker C: Still took a gorilla head on a condor. Like a, like a big old bird body. [00:09:27] Speaker A: I mean, it could have. Yeah. Like, so there was, there was, there was like this, like, it was cited the first time in 1976. So, like, it was, there was, there was multiple. There was multiple. You're just gonna say it's something gay. That's fine. [00:09:44] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I'm not even thinking acid. I'm. I'm talking just like a 20, you know, a 12 pack. A lone Star. In a fast enough, like, time period, you could see an albatross go. [00:10:02] Speaker A: Look at that race. As a. As a functioning alcoholic. Alcohol doesn't work that way. [00:10:12] Speaker B: Oh, God. That means I was doing something else for all those years because I saw a lot of gorilla faces. [00:10:20] Speaker C: Damn. [00:10:20] Speaker B: Christ, can you have salvia flashbacks asking for a friend? [00:10:25] Speaker A: Okay, yeah, I wish there was, like, actually a lot about. I could say about it, but, like, it got spotted by a bunch of different people. Kids saw it, cops saw it, fishermen saw it. One guy said that it tried to grab him by the shoulders and fly off with him. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Sorry, but that'd be cool. [00:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah, like, he. He heard a whistling outside of his house and he went out to check and, like, this bird just, like, dropped down from the top and tried to fly off. [00:10:54] Speaker B: No, see, now, I'm going now. All right. No, well, hold on. No, no, no, no. Now I'm gonna say it's gay because that was just his buddy Roy coming by, whistling, trying to give him a back massage. You know what I mean? [00:11:08] Speaker A: Was Roy archangel or some? [00:11:11] Speaker B: Like, he's got strong hands. Look, look, I know Roy. Yeah, see, See, after. After knows what's up. [00:11:26] Speaker A: Well, I'm going to make this about wrestling and just say that Terry Funk could probably take out the big bird. [00:11:36] Speaker B: Terry Funk probably raised big birds. Like, like, he did that on the, like, ranch. Like, on his ranch. The dead man double star ranch. Oh, God. Oh, I'm getting double cross. Double cross. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Double cross. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he is a heel. That's right. [00:12:00] Speaker B: Because he is a heel. And, well, he says because I'm a Christian. Two crosses. Because I'm so cross. Last. Like. Yeah. No, dude, you're. You're double cross. You're a carney heel, baby. [00:12:14] Speaker A: Anyway, it's. I think Hampter's right. It's a. It's a big old condor and a gorilla mask that hung out in South Texas for a week. Put in the descript. Leave a comment. What do you think the Texas. [00:12:32] Speaker B: Wherever you listen to podcast places, leave a comment. Excuse me. [00:12:37] Speaker C: If you even give a bad science. Was it a maybe with a mask stuck on. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Oh, it could be. It could have been a creation. There could have been. [00:12:48] Speaker B: You know, there's a whole society of us. I'm not the only one. [00:12:53] Speaker A: Mad science. [00:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:55] Speaker C: No, you could train a fighting, flying force, like, with the strength of the gorilla and like the. [00:13:03] Speaker A: The wingspan of the condor. [00:13:06] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:13:07] Speaker B: I've asked you several times not to ask me what I did in the odds. Okay, all right. We don't talk about it. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Fine. [00:13:17] Speaker C: Keep your secrets. [00:13:21] Speaker B: I will. All right. Well, that was. [00:13:26] Speaker A: That was. That was my half ass Cryptid of the week. Because that's kind of boring stuff. [00:13:31] Speaker B: That was Cryptid tastic. At the same time, though, that was really. That was everything I needed. And we got some Billy Bird leg in there. [00:13:39] Speaker C: That was. [00:13:40] Speaker A: Yeah, man, it was a tie in to that match. And Terry. Phil. Yes. [00:13:44] Speaker B: Well, yeah, Terence mentioned. Is always good. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Terence mentioned. [00:13:48] Speaker B: No, no, sorry. That's actually my favorite funk. Funk fact of all time is Terry is not short for Terrance. It's just Terry. [00:13:57] Speaker A: But his Terry. [00:13:59] Speaker B: But his brother and his father, Dory is in fact short for Dorrance. [00:14:05] Speaker C: I remember you telling me that and I was like, off. I. [00:14:09] Speaker A: No, it sounds legit. [00:14:11] Speaker B: Still real. As much as you don't want it to be. Fun. So wrestling, as we're talking about wrestling, there's. [00:14:26] Speaker A: There was wrestling on a show on television in Texas. So we had all in on Sunday, which I still have not seen all of, but I did watch the main event because everybody's being annoying about the main event. Yeah, it was good. Whatever. [00:14:44] Speaker B: I wonder why. [00:14:45] Speaker A: Yeah, Excalibur runs down the card because I don't think they really announced much of anything before this episode. I don't know. I've been like on a work bender, essentially. It's like the least fun kind of bender because you're not drunk. They give you a video package for all good. [00:15:08] Speaker C: Video package. [00:15:09] Speaker A: And. Yeah, because they use machine here. Machine. [00:15:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's why I say it's like it's happy Machine Head day to everyone. [00:15:19] Speaker A: Like what, What? What Sheen Head is it though? Is it. Is it Charlie? Is it. [00:15:26] Speaker B: No, it's. It belongs to me. No, it's Machine head. [00:15:31] Speaker A: It's. [00:15:31] Speaker B: It belongs to me. [00:15:33] Speaker A: You. Well, no, that's Machine head. Yeah, you ripped it off of the. Whatever Sheen it was from. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, yeah. No, it's Amelia. Yeah, yeah, it's Amelio Estevez. Yeah, no, it's Emilio Estevez's head. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Keep it in the jar. I just really liked the Mighty Ducks, okay. [00:15:57] Speaker A: It was pretty good for child sports movies. It just didn't have enough swearing for a hockey film. [00:16:05] Speaker B: Look, it's Mina Sort, okay? Our parent. The parents would have gotten real mad there. [00:16:10] Speaker A: Oh, you can't say the Word in front of the kids. All right, what happens? Village Bird Legs comes out to talk to us because he's the new champion. He won [00:16:24] Speaker B: and proceeds to do shocked Pikachu face. [00:16:28] Speaker A: I made. I made a comment immediately in my notes that I was like, I didn't pee before the episode started. And I deeply regret that I have to recap this because I have to pee. So he says, what are we saying, Texas? And he. He says that he looks rough as the crowd, says that he deserves it. And he lets him know that he doesn't want to cry anymore. It's like, Bill, you don't know anything about crying a whole. [00:16:57] Speaker B: Yeah, you don't know. [00:16:59] Speaker A: You really don't. I've cried more than you've cried in your entire life in the last 24 hours. [00:17:04] Speaker B: Yeah. To. Yeah. To. To kind of paraphrase Jericho later. Like, I had 15 years of sobbing experience before you even broke your toxic masculinity. Yeah. Oh, my God. You. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Damn. Yeah. [00:17:23] Speaker C: Like you working the day you were born. [00:17:26] Speaker B: Yeah. That is such a good line, dude. I will get to that later. But yeah, I have to say it. Like, Jericho kind of listen when he's [00:17:34] Speaker C: not being a stick, like, when he's not being in one of his weird ass Personas, he's actually good. [00:17:41] Speaker B: Yeah. When he's just Jericho being Jericho. Yeah. [00:17:45] Speaker A: Unfortunately, we're still talking about Billy. [00:17:48] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna say, unfortunately, we still have to talk about Osprey. [00:17:51] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah, he talks about how he's Bro. He talks about how he looks rough because he's been. He's been on a bender. He's been on the good kind of bender, if that's, you know, your thing. So he. He's been hammered since Sunday. He walked on the plane drunk and just fell asleep on the plane. [00:18:13] Speaker B: Slamming back bottles, watching all the Harry Potters. [00:18:17] Speaker A: Yep. [00:18:21] Speaker B: Just. Just up on chocolate frogs. He looks so. He's a mess. [00:18:28] Speaker A: I don't know how you talk. I'm in a cow's bag. I can't do it. I don't. I'm not in the. I don't have that in me. Make fun of having Carlsberg and watching as Boner. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Get that. Someone get that piece of a sausage roll. Shut his mouth up. [00:18:48] Speaker A: Anyways, cram to Greg's in your G and shut your mouth. I'll fight you behind the Tesco at Poundland. [00:19:00] Speaker C: That was so funny. And so [00:19:04] Speaker A: there is a grocery store over there called Poundland. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. [00:19:09] Speaker C: All those things were like. Yeah, yeah. [00:19:12] Speaker B: No, you. You know, I'M like, I really of waffly conglomerates. Please, please rate this entire segment for us in the group chat whenever you. At your earliest convenience. I appreciate it. Love you girls. [00:19:28] Speaker C: We're getting speared. [00:19:30] Speaker A: I'm gonna get blocked. Well, stiff upper lip and all that. [00:19:43] Speaker C: Go. [00:19:43] Speaker A: Yep. So he's like. He was like, Sunday was awesome. And he's struggled to find the words and the gratitude, but, you know, if you were here from the beginning. Thank you. And if you only just started watching him through. Aw. He promises he won't let people down. So he has his first order of business. He addresses Kenny Omega and says they pushed each other to the limit and he wanted to lay down and be a tired, sad boy, but he couldn't last 10 years. Kenny was the best in the world, and he still is. 364 days of the year, he's the best, but it just took one day to beat him. So now he says the score is two to two. Which I thought was. They. They was. It was three zero specifically. Was like that one match didn't count. [00:20:38] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Well, now all of a sudden it counts. [00:20:41] Speaker A: Now it counts again. Oh, yeah. [00:20:46] Speaker C: Go ahead, shout out. R.I.P. evil anime villain Kenny Omega you slapped while you were here. I hope you enjoy your retirement. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Well, I hope he comes back. But like, he was. It was very weird that he was doing like evil anime villain Kenny Omega. But then he came out as all might from my hero academia, which is like, you know, their Superman for that show. And he's like, damn, dude. [00:21:14] Speaker B: All right, can we. [00:21:19] Speaker A: No, we're not talking the interest. You can talk the intros after. I don't give a. About the intros. Kenny's. I like Kenny's better, and I don't even. [00:21:25] Speaker B: Well, yeah, it was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, okay. You like Kenny's bear because it was good. It was a good entrance. That's why you liked it better. Where is Osprey? Oh, all right. Yeah, just keep. Oh, God. [00:21:38] Speaker A: Just go Boomer Rock melodrama. Anyway, Will says that he's. He's. He's satisfied with the draw, but if Kenny's not, he can name time and the place. [00:21:51] Speaker C: But so then. [00:21:54] Speaker A: To be continued. Who can say? So then Will starts talking about how he remembers being a kid, looking up guys like Danielson on the Ring of Honor forums, and now he looked up to him and now they're all his rivals and he has a hard time to believe it, but he's the standard now. He's the billy goat. He's the best in the world. And if you want to take the title from him, you gotta walk through the same fire he did and he'll see you at the end of the line. And then he says that United empire in Japan is great and he's going to re. He's going to start his own branch in aew. Sure thing, pal. Eyebrows. [00:22:39] Speaker B: That's okay. Like we already have the ops going away there. Like [00:22:47] Speaker A: I think that. Well, I don't know. He needs. [00:22:51] Speaker C: He needs someone to watch his back because. [00:22:54] Speaker A: Because everyone hates him. [00:22:56] Speaker C: Yeah, because everybody wants it. [00:22:57] Speaker A: Because he's a twat. Yeah. [00:22:58] Speaker B: Yes, it turns out when you're an insufferable piece of Bro. [00:23:04] Speaker C: And so it's a complex relationship, him and the Death Riders. [00:23:10] Speaker A: But there's enough to put it in a perspective. That hip cool kids know I'm airy. I need a Ron. That's a cool thing to say. [00:23:23] Speaker C: 20. [00:23:24] Speaker A: 26, right? [00:23:26] Speaker B: Why are you all glaring at me? [00:23:28] Speaker C: Bruvian age of Your audience is 32. 30. [00:23:35] Speaker B: Why does that sign say read another book? Bro [00:23:40] Speaker A: in the back says we gotta do the corporate synergy now. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh God, that shit's real. Check out Jesse gender's video on YouTube. It's on. It's awesome. I knew, I knew it. I knew it because I was watching lanterns. I was like, there's no way. There's no way. And sure enough, yeah, there was no [00:23:58] Speaker A: way Kenny was just gonna randomly. Well known famous line from the movie that everyone [00:24:07] Speaker B: saying they're getting it in our graps. Even these bastards. Anyway. God damn it. [00:24:16] Speaker A: Under the floorboards. [00:24:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:18] Speaker A: Check out Ricochet video. [00:24:20] Speaker B: Do the thing. [00:24:21] Speaker A: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, but Ricochet, yeah. [00:24:24] Speaker C: When he's like. They immediately search booing and chanting bald. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Okay, wait, wait, wait. One more, one more thing, one more thing, one more thing, one more thing, one more thing, one more thing. Hampter, you recently told us that you procured tickets to an event. [00:24:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:42] Speaker B: You. You have an. You have an assignment. Okay. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Okay. [00:24:46] Speaker B: I need you to make a sign, okay. That says read another book bruv. With the little lightning bolt in the glasses or something. Or something like that. [00:24:58] Speaker A: You know what's actually really funny about this is he hasn't done any of this on TV except for that one press conference. We're just blaming him because he's English. Huh? [00:25:10] Speaker B: And. And he's a misogynist and hates women and I hate him. Yeah. So like, please, please make him suffer and to do. [00:25:18] Speaker A: But also unfortunately, the other Side. [00:25:22] Speaker C: I do. But Wednesday night fight. Wednesday night, fate fights on the other side. [00:25:28] Speaker B: Yeah, there you go. Yeah. No advertise. See, See, Look. I don't even have to hit the button. That does the shock in the brain. They just do it. It's just so good. [00:25:37] Speaker A: I didn't know that there was a shot collar involved. All right, [00:25:44] Speaker B: you didn't. You didn't hear that. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:47] Speaker B: Came in and they'd gotten it out. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Y. I'm gonna keep driving. Ricochet comes out. I missed you guys. Ricochet came out, and he says he knows everybody thinks he's here to ran on Will's parade. And he says they have unfinished business. And he gets like. He becomes sincere Ricochet. And he says that their fates are forever intertwined in wrestling because they both made Vader mad that one time with that one match. And he says the fans don't give him enough credit, but they don't know him like Osprey does. [00:26:24] Speaker B: And they don't even know how bad I could piss off Vader. [00:26:28] Speaker A: He knows Will knows that he wouldn't be in the main event without Ricochet, and he demands the first opportunity at the title, which brings out kindergarten. Ready. Gabe, kid. He takes major umbrage with the fact that Osprey took his chance at being the first English IWGP heavyweight champion, and now the AEW champion. And Ricochet says, that's nice, kid. Get your Velcro. [00:26:58] Speaker C: What the. [00:26:59] Speaker A: Yeah, you got the light up Keds or whatever, but I'm getting the. Me and my pops are gonna come after you. Yeah. [00:27:08] Speaker C: Do you have your bag in your lunchbox? Did you put it in the cubby? [00:27:12] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [00:27:13] Speaker C: Thanks, Mom. [00:27:13] Speaker A: And. And whoa. [00:27:19] Speaker B: Gabe Kidd. [00:27:23] Speaker A: So, wow. Ricochet is just like, yo, calm down, child. I'm first. And Gabe's just like, you can be first. I'm. I'm not taking my shot yet. And then he points out, hey, Will, by the way, you got five people out here who hate you, and there's only one of you. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Yeah. That's good stuff. [00:27:44] Speaker A: So they're gonna attack. And that brings out the United Empire to back him up. Whether we have Callum Newman, Hanare, and the only Italian, Francesco Akira ever to wrestle. [00:27:59] Speaker B: Ever. Yeah. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Ever to wrestle. So, yeah, they. They make a. They set a 10 per 10 man tag match at the end of the show. [00:28:12] Speaker B: Sure, why not? [00:28:13] Speaker A: It was like, yeah, sure. Tag team. [00:28:16] Speaker C: So shocked. Because I'm always very much like, oh, yeah, you want to fight? You want to fight next Saturday? [00:28:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Exactly. [00:28:26] Speaker C: They gave it to me, and I Was like, what? [00:28:29] Speaker B: No, they're going to do the fed thing. Yeah, they're [00:28:34] Speaker A: there. [00:28:34] Speaker B: He seems to be more fed stuff. But I was told that we can't talk about the intros yet. Anyways. [00:28:42] Speaker A: I don't. I don't really want to talk about the interest because they were boring. Like, what do you want to say about the intros? Let's. All right. Ella's. Ella's hot about the intros from all in for the main event. [00:28:57] Speaker B: The amount. All right, I'm sorry, Restless Guy. Most of you don't listen to this because you're sis. And you're the ones I'm talking about. What? What? Why. Why men? Why men? Why men? I. I. [00:29:15] Speaker C: The. [00:29:15] Speaker A: The. [00:29:15] Speaker B: The amount of people man. Cisman that I am seeing talk about how great CIS men. And the. The intro that Will Osprey had was. Is disturbing because it wasn't good. It was mediocre. And it was a ripoff of when Cody won the title not that long ago, up to and including, like, he's walking through the back, seeing all the people who've been there along the way. It's literal fed from the guy who left to go do fed. [00:29:51] Speaker C: And. [00:29:52] Speaker B: And it wasn't good then, and it was stupider now. And in, like, I love Moxley, but when Cody did it, he had Sami Zayn, you know, and we all love Sami Zayn. Don't make fun of me, Erica. I used to love Sami Zane. I used to love the. I. I love me a generico, but that's neither here nor there. [00:30:15] Speaker A: Sorry. [00:30:17] Speaker B: It sucked. It just. Yeah, yeah, no, it's wonderful. I wish everyone could see. It's so good. It. This is. It was stupid. It was. It was mediocre. And this is from someone whose brand is literally mid. Like, this was. It was not. It was. It was insulting to me and my people. Okay. [00:30:39] Speaker A: And. [00:30:39] Speaker C: And like, operating culture, the. [00:30:42] Speaker B: The mid Americans. And. And. And this is just what the. It was. So. And to see the amount of praise being given to this mediocre white man is just. It's just. Okay. All right. You can. You can call the damn pod now. I feel better. All right. [00:31:01] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:31:03] Speaker A: I will just add therapy. I did. I didn't. I do not feel as strongly about it as you, but, like, it did have. Like, they were trying to force something, like using the whole. Oh, my God. All. [00:31:20] Speaker B: All of that. And then. And then Kenny Omega just comes out and does it right? And it's like, oh, hey, now. I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna Come out and be the actual literal God of wrestling who just does this and knows and knows how to make it rock. And, like, because it's. Oh, God. [00:31:37] Speaker A: I mean, like, maybe I just hate him. [00:31:39] Speaker B: Maybe I just hate him. There's Everyone understand. I could just hate him. [00:31:46] Speaker A: The Kenny thing was just like, I want to do the biggest, nerdiest anime entrance possible. [00:31:55] Speaker C: Yes. [00:31:56] Speaker B: Yes. [00:31:56] Speaker A: Good. And then he. [00:31:57] Speaker B: Yes, did. [00:31:59] Speaker A: And it was like, the most blatantly obvious, like. Like, I am passing the torch thing because he's playing. He's cosplaying a character whose thing is he's literally passing a torch to the next generation. And he's coming out as, like, the. The final version of that character who's like, I'm beating them down. I'm broken. I barely watch hours, but I'm gonna go out swinging. [00:32:25] Speaker B: Art, poetry. Beautiful. Exactly right. So good. [00:32:31] Speaker A: I don't like Battle Cry as much as his other. His Final Fantasy entrance, but that's just me. I'm gonna drive the damn pot. [00:32:37] Speaker B: All right. Drive the damn pod. I promise I won't tangent as much because I got that out of my system. [00:32:44] Speaker A: I mean, you can. [00:32:44] Speaker C: I like to see. I'd like to see Zack Sabre Jr. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Yeah, Zach was there. I kind of appreciated the art. There was a bit about that entrance that, like, I appreciated, but, like, the music was too much. Yeah, that was. [00:33:00] Speaker C: That was like, what a. What a. What a What a flex. Because it's the license to use that song. [00:33:10] Speaker A: Okay. Tony likes doing that. [00:33:13] Speaker B: Tony loves doing that. Yeah. [00:33:16] Speaker C: Okay. [00:33:16] Speaker B: It's. Yeah. We love. Do we love Tony for that? Someday. Someday Speedball's gonna get that brass monkey. That funky, chunky monkey is gonna happen, and it'll be. It'll be a wonderful day. Yeah. [00:33:35] Speaker A: Put the. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Put the title on Speedball. That's neither here nor there. [00:33:38] Speaker A: That's not anywhere. All right. Aw. Trios Championship. We have new champions after all. IN has gone out and recruited the debuting new level. Awesome. Awesome. Austin, Creed. And Kofi. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Just Kofi. [00:34:03] Speaker A: Just Kofi. And they are defending against the Rascals. [00:34:09] Speaker B: I saw this announced, and I was just like, instantly in my veins, like, this is gonna be. Like, instantly. I was like, this is gonna so hard, it's not even right. [00:34:19] Speaker A: Yeah. The number one thing that I. I took out of this was that Creed and Kofi look awesome, and they just, like, look like they belong in aew. Like, there's no fed stink. [00:34:34] Speaker B: No, no, there's zero. That's the thing. Zero. Fed stink. The work rate. Like. Like, all of it. Just like nothing about that scream fed to me. Not a single fucking thing of it. It's almost like they're two of the greatest to ever do it in living legends, like Big E said. And the fact, and the fact that their company asked them to take a 50 pay cut and continue. [00:35:00] Speaker A: Apparently it was closer to 75. [00:35:03] Speaker B: Holy. [00:35:04] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know if that was. Apparently Creed said that and I don't know if that was just him working or what. He probably. It probably was because he's a. He's a worker. He's a worker's worker. [00:35:13] Speaker B: He's a worker worker. He's a worker daddy. He's a worker worker. [00:35:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:20] Speaker C: And there was, it was fast paced everybody. [00:35:23] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:35:24] Speaker C: Super good. Got their spots in and everybody worked together until like they sold. Yeah. [00:35:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:32] Speaker B: All the double team was next level from them. About halfway through the match, I think it was, you know, I'm sure we'll go kind of spot to spot. But there was the bit where it was like a reversal on a reversal and they're on the apron doing the, the hair handstands into the. The tandem ddts on the outside. And that's when that's, that's the point where I got onto Blue sky and I was like, I know I'm late to this party but I'm going to need the new level versus the Bucks like tomorrow. Like, like, oh my God, that match is gonna go. [00:36:14] Speaker A: They're absolutely going to do that too. Like there's no question in my mind they're doing that. Oh my God. [00:36:20] Speaker B: Well, it wasn't until that moment with where it clicked me, I was like, oh, they're. They're the Fed Bucks. They've always been the Fed Bucks. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, I guess so. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:31] Speaker A: Cuz like their whole kind of. Their whole thing. No, the USO [00:36:40] Speaker B: Super Kicks, they were never good, but they took the Super Kick party. [00:36:43] Speaker A: They took the Super Kicks. Yeah. Yeah. Getting the new level chant in instead of New day rocks. Brilliant. I'm glad that caught on immediately. Yeah, they, they taught, they put over the fact that the champs have years of veteran experience, but the challengers have more time teaming together. So that's interesting. You wouldn't actually like swerve and new level is like a really good pairing just, just for the fact that like holy. It now means Prince Nana is with them. And that is a fantastic manager team pairing. Like Holy. Holy. Yep. So like they, they like. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Yeah. No, keep that together even, even if they're not like trios like, those two should. Like, those three should be. Those three should be like a long running collaboration. Like, just, wow. Wow. They work together so well. It's terrifying almost. [00:37:54] Speaker A: I think the only reason they don't want to and like, they've addressed it is like, they don't want to seem like Swerve is replacing Biggie. [00:38:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:38:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:05] Speaker A: And like, they. They've mentioned it enough times. Like, he's not replacing Biggie. He's like, this is a different thing. But like, I think they're gonna. It's not gonna be like a full time thing for very long. [00:38:14] Speaker B: But what. And when I should say then not necessarily like a stable, but like, you maintain that. That alliance. Like, oh, yeah, you know, you need [00:38:26] Speaker A: a partner for a trio's match. These. These guys have your back. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Yep, exactly. [00:38:34] Speaker A: But, yeah, this was good. [00:38:38] Speaker B: Yeah, they still. [00:38:39] Speaker A: They. They both hire Nana and he's their. He's their plug. [00:38:43] Speaker B: That's what. [00:38:44] Speaker C: Tough plug. Yes. [00:38:48] Speaker A: Oh, God. But yeah, this was so good. It's like, back really fast, back and forth to start, and then it just kind of breaks down with, like, they start doing high spots and Wentz hits that big Torneo and oh, yeah, Rascals start going fast. They'd want to do a big dive, but then like, that spot where, like, they get pulled out of the ring and then Swerve and Creed hit like, handstand ddts and just Kofi hits a big dive. They're all knocked out. [00:39:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Wow. [00:39:19] Speaker A: I called them new swerve level because I didn't know what else to call them. But it was good. It was good. [00:39:29] Speaker B: New Swerve. [00:39:30] Speaker A: All new Swerve. New swivel. Yeah. Like, if they. If lethal. If Jay lethal and the swirl can be the lethal twist. They can be the Swivel. The new swivel. [00:39:43] Speaker B: Yes. [00:39:44] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, they. They get. They get a. They get advantage on create over the commercial. And then he starts making his comeback with like a really nice liger bomb. Makes a long, hot tag to Kofi. He hits. He has the boom drop, which I don't think they can call it that. An Excalibur center. Like, oh, I shouldn't have said that when he said it. And they just keep going. Xavier hits like, this crazy hurricane run at a swerve, and the Rascals get in like a bunch of trios offense and sort of almost gets his way out. But, like, they do like, you know, the trio is better than the one guy. They cut them off. [00:40:23] Speaker B: Y. [00:40:24] Speaker A: They do that Afterburn shooting star Press thing onto them. That's broken up by pinfall. I, I think it's called After. I don't know what they actually call it. I feel like after is what it's called. [00:40:34] Speaker B: No, it's something flame. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Something to do with weed. It's the weed. The weed. [00:40:39] Speaker B: It's all weed. Yeah, it's all weed stuff. Yeah, it's always. [00:40:44] Speaker A: Because it's, it's always weed. [00:40:47] Speaker B: Hit some weed. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Xavier gets caught on a dive and Kofi hits him with an SOS on the floor. Then Wentz comes flying out with another tornado. And then Creed just like hits a dive and then hits another dive and he takes out Xavier and Wentz. And then Myron Reed hits one of the most insane physics breaking spots I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know what to call it. He like, it was, it was kind of like he did a. I guess it was a bulldog maybe almost like a, like a. [00:41:19] Speaker B: No, no, it was. No, he's done the. Because he does that cutter. He, he's done the cutter spot before. Okay. [00:41:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Where he like go. The guy's on the apron. So like the guy standing on the apron, he runs over the top rope, grabs him into a cutter on the floor. He's done that. [00:41:39] Speaker A: Oh, it's a cutter. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Oh my God. It's a cutter, not a bulldog. [00:41:42] Speaker A: Because I thought it was an acid drop, honestly. [00:41:45] Speaker B: No, no, it was a cutter. He's done it before, but this time. Holy. [00:41:51] Speaker A: He catches. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Comes down and catches what's his face. You got swerve. [00:41:55] Speaker A: He got swerve with the hurricane Rona while he's coming down from the cutter. [00:41:59] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:42:00] Speaker A: Oh my God. But like I don't know how he did that. Like I found that on Instagram. It's like it played. It was playing on repeat. I'm just still staring at it like I don't know how. [00:42:10] Speaker C: Fire flame. [00:42:11] Speaker B: Standing hot fire flame. That's what it is. Yeah, the hot fire flame. That's what it is. [00:42:15] Speaker C: Standing moon. So by went shoved in onto opponent by Xavier. [00:42:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weed. It's weed stuff. I love. Thank you Haptor. Yeah. I, I, I love the continued through line in wrestling of the highest wrestlers having just the coolest moves because like rvd just inventing the coast to coast like doing like wait, wait, wait. Inventing all this crazy or reading like making all this, doing all this crazy high as balls the whole time. [00:42:53] Speaker A: I don't know, man. What if I like did a flip? [00:42:56] Speaker B: Did a flip, but it Was like a big one, bro. And turns out that's really good for wrestling. Well, if I did a cutter and hurt Kirana at the same time. Hey, don't Bogart, dude. Put it back. Everybody. In my mind, in my mind, every member of the Rascals is just Paulie Shore now. That's what's going on. So, Bogart, buddy, kind of a bag, probably. [00:43:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:27] Speaker B: I can't imagine a world in which Paulie Shore is not a piece of. Yeah, that. [00:43:32] Speaker A: That. That's. [00:43:33] Speaker B: That sounds about right. [00:43:35] Speaker A: The we. [00:43:37] Speaker B: The we. Yeah. You mean the wea. [00:43:40] Speaker A: No, [00:43:44] Speaker B: I think I believe in a free Palestine, buddy. What are you talking about? I would never do anything. Yes. We did it again. All right. I. I'm okay. Hampter. This weekend we got to go get some DNA, and then we're going to do something in the lab. We're gonna make a woke parley Shore. Get ready. [00:44:05] Speaker C: Yes. [00:44:05] Speaker A: Encino man was not racist. I mean, viva. Viva la Biodome. He cared about the environment, dude. [00:44:17] Speaker B: Biodome was deeply important to me as a child. And that's probably. [00:44:21] Speaker A: Dome is a. It's an important movie. [00:44:23] Speaker C: Yeah, it's fine. I don't know what. Yeah. I don't want to slander his name in front of. [00:44:30] Speaker B: Yeah. But also, like, we are not even. Here's the thing. We are not even done with the first match, and we are 51 minutes into this recording, so we should probably drive. [00:44:41] Speaker A: Don't worry. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Stop calling about talking about Pauly Shore. [00:44:43] Speaker A: As much as I love Paul is woke as. You know what else is not Xavier, because he got kicked in the head by a midair House call. And then. Then new level, new level. Hit there. Hit that double stomp. Dominator. I think they call it Midnight Ride in wwe. And then there's another house call. And that's it. And Champs Retain. [00:45:14] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:45:15] Speaker B: So good. There's so good. [00:45:17] Speaker C: Good. [00:45:18] Speaker A: It was so good. Oh, so. [00:45:22] Speaker B: I didn't know how badly I wanted it until they were here, to be honest. Everyone's like, they're coming. I was like, okay, sure. And then they got here and I was like, oh, that's right. I love these. I always have. I forgot. [00:45:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:34] Speaker A: Like, the reason I wanted them was like, when New Day was like the top of the. In wwe. Like, they. [00:45:43] Speaker B: They saved tag team wrestling. [00:45:45] Speaker A: They. They were literally like. Like, there was like, a handful of guys who were, like, on a. Like, an untouchable worker level. And it was like Cesaro and New Day. [00:45:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Seamus. And Shame Seamus. I guess when he was tagging because, like. Because back and forth all the time. [00:46:07] Speaker B: And the bar was good. The bar. The bar was Seamus and. And Claudio, but he was called Cesaro and fed. Yeah, well, yeah. Finn's can't let anyone have their own name then he doesn't own them. Yeah, yeah. [00:46:24] Speaker C: I. Yeah. This is my second new day or new level match. [00:46:29] Speaker B: I was like, oh my God. Hampter. Yeah. No, they've been at it for a while. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Kofi. I remember Kofi debuting in like Jamaican Me Crazy. [00:46:43] Speaker B: Kofi Jamaican Me Crazy had this like fake Jamaican accent and oh my God, he's from what? [00:46:51] Speaker A: Ghana? He's some from. He's like actually African. [00:46:55] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like actually African. [00:46:56] Speaker A: He's like like, wow. [00:47:00] Speaker C: Jesus Lord. [00:47:01] Speaker A: Anyway, [00:47:04] Speaker B: anyways. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Oh yeah, go ahead. [00:47:09] Speaker C: April. April 7, 1997. The debut of the truth commission. [00:47:16] Speaker A: And I didn't know actual African Don Callis. [00:47:22] Speaker B: Wait, wait, wait. [00:47:23] Speaker C: Did. [00:47:23] Speaker B: So it finally happened. We've been talking about this happening for months. It finally happened. [00:47:29] Speaker C: I. Yeah, it finally happened. I have a friend and he's like, wait, what is he. What's he talking about? I was like, he wants to bring apartheid South Africa to America, bro. What? What? [00:47:46] Speaker B: And that's Don Callis, buddy. [00:47:50] Speaker C: Oh my God. Holy. I wonder. [00:47:53] Speaker A: 191997 was the year Vince McMahon like opened a newspaper. The first time he heard about apartheid South Africa. Wait a second, pal. [00:48:09] Speaker B: It sounds great. [00:48:12] Speaker A: Everyone will love this on tv. [00:48:15] Speaker C: Perfect. I had no idea. I'm sitting there. My jaw, my mouth is open because I cannot believe it is somehow worse than I imagined. [00:48:27] Speaker A: And we sold it pretty badly. [00:48:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:30] Speaker A: Don Callis, apartheid ww. [00:48:37] Speaker C: Then they cut to Brett Hart and I'm like, they want him to be hated so much because he's like, shout out from South Africa where they know how to do democracy. And I'm like, They hate him so much. It's not just turn no. [00:48:59] Speaker B: 19. No, no. 1990s. No. 1997 is the year where Vince is like, I'm gonna destroy Bret Hart. I'm going to end Bret Hart. [00:49:12] Speaker C: Ironically, Eric B. Was just like, lol. Hold. Yeah, were just. Just naturally. I hate Eric Bishop. I'm sorry. Please. [00:49:25] Speaker A: Yeah, he sucks back from the 90s. Young bucks come out while the swerve and new level are making their exit. And they talk about how they lost at all in to cope and cage and. But apparently they cheated. I don't know. I haven't seen the match so they can't be satisfied with it and they should come down and tell us that they're Happy with how it went, then down FTR comes out instead. And Stoke is like, there's some guys named Dax and Cash who disagree and points out like, hey, the young Bucks, you guys failed at revolution and you failed it all. And do you really want to fail a third time? And then Dax says, Texas is dumb and daddy's home now. And they had their chance and they lost. FTR beat them and beat Copenhage to step back as daddies become four time tag champions. And then a Jackson points out that they've beaten FTR too, but they've never said that they quit. Which brings out the champions to Cage's music that the old Man Yowie tag team of the century. Cade says they don't ask how you won, they ask who won. And he doesn't understand. Yeah, and he doesn't. He doesn't understand how they're the old guys in this feud and at the end of the careers. But they beat FTR and they beat the Bucks. And how are you not embarrassed enough to. To just leave the company and take a 50% pay cut to work somewhere else? [00:51:09] Speaker C: He would say that. [00:51:10] Speaker A: Papa would say that. Papa would say that Papa. Papa had a good line. That was a. That was such a good line too. Very, very good. So Cope says like, all right, I'm the voice of reason. Apparently he's not happy with how they retained, but there's a way to make it right. So he didn't like. He didn't like how they beat the Bucks, but he loved beating FTR because he made them say I quit. [00:51:37] Speaker C: You crying like a little. [00:51:39] Speaker A: Tried like a all out. They're gonna do a three way match. There might be chairs involved, there might [00:51:47] Speaker B: be chairs involved, there might be tables [00:51:50] Speaker A: involved, but there'll definitely be a ladder. So letter match. Lad match. [00:51:59] Speaker B: No, they can't say legally. Legally distinct. Legally. Not tlc. [00:52:05] Speaker A: Which is why they should just. [00:52:07] Speaker B: Baby, we're going. [00:52:08] Speaker A: It's why they should just call it a ladder war. [00:52:10] Speaker B: I'm just saying they should just call it ladder War. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Like they. They called the what? The survival of the. The six way. The survival of the fittest. Just like import the name from Ring of Honor. You own it all. Tony. You don't need to like imply things. You can just say ladder war. And your fan base know that is. [00:52:28] Speaker B: It's tlc, baby. It's TLC without the dudes and the hardies. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:35] Speaker B: Which is fine by me. That's totally fine. [00:52:38] Speaker A: You. [00:52:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Like you replace those guys dead. [00:52:42] Speaker A: No. Un. [00:52:43] Speaker B: Inside. Sure. Yeah. To Me? Absolutely. [00:52:49] Speaker A: I don't know how Jeff is. [00:52:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, he's in tna, so, you know, he might as well be dead. [00:52:58] Speaker A: I wasn't going that far, [00:53:01] Speaker B: but I will, I will. No, because we'll think about it. Because, like, instead of Dudley's, we get FTR's, and instead of high flying Hardee's is we get Buckses. And, like, I just, I just, I just think this might be the best TLC ever. Even though Cope and Cage are grandfathers. Like, I, I, I just. It's gonna be so fun. It could be so fun. [00:53:34] Speaker A: It could be really fun. [00:53:35] Speaker B: Also, the original two were horrifying and they didn't care if they lived or died, which, you know, you're not gonna get bumps like that when you care about living or dying. [00:53:44] Speaker A: And then the third one, I'm pretty sure is the one that did it for Benoit. We got it, we got it. Hands up. But no, seriously, he absolutely got, like, severely concussed at that match. Yeah, yeah, it was good, though. It was a good match. Concussion at all. All right, to the back. Lexi Nairs with the United Empire. And Cal Newman is, like, pissed at Will about starting his own branch. And Will's like, calm your tits, child. Yeah, he started the United Empire. He can make branches if he wants to shut the up. But, like, hey, you mean that the, [00:54:29] Speaker B: you mean the empire is fascist? What [00:54:35] Speaker A: kind of a dictator? A king, an emperor, if you will. But yeah, they point out that, they point out that, like, all right, so, like, Will. All right, if you're gonna add people, you must have a fifth member, right? He's like, actually, no, I'm a. And then Cal Callum's just like, well, lucky for you, we do have a fifth member, and it's Andrade. And yes, Andrade is a member of the United Empire. Everybody forgets that he's. He's the bag man. He, he, he, he funded them when they needed the money. Oh, I don't know why, but, like, it's a combination of the entrance at all in and this. But, like, I never realized how tall Callum Newman was. Like, yeah, he's a very large dude. He, he, he looms over Will like a henge. [00:55:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he is his own henge. Yes, yes. [00:55:31] Speaker A: He's a hand. [00:55:31] Speaker C: So fast. Very. Like, not to get all down callous, but I want limb lengths on off that man. Like, somebody, Somebody give me a tape measure. I wanna, I want. [00:55:47] Speaker B: I need measurements. [00:55:48] Speaker A: Man's ar your ass crack. [00:55:53] Speaker B: Oh, we haven't brought that out in a while, but, yeah, Bring me the [00:55:58] Speaker C: length of that man's ass cracks. [00:56:00] Speaker B: Get me my chart. [00:56:02] Speaker A: Speaking of asses, Darby Allen is wrestling. He's the new TNT champion. He beat Kevin. [00:56:10] Speaker B: Speaking of bigger asses. [00:56:12] Speaker A: All In. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:13] Speaker A: I just realized that his name is Allen and the pay per view is called All In. I wonder if that's intentional. [00:56:20] Speaker B: No, it's Gigi Allen. Another notable piece of. [00:56:24] Speaker A: Yeah, that's funny. [00:56:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:27] Speaker A: My first note is Mark Davis should kill and eat this little. And then he does so by, like, just crossing Darby as he's doing his little skateboard entrance. And, like, he just trucks that little piece of. [00:56:44] Speaker C: Watching him beat this out of Darby Allen. But I'm so tired of this match, so I'm tired. [00:56:52] Speaker A: It is the match. Yeah, it was actually a pretty good spot because Davis ambushes Darby and then Don Callis ambushes the announced table at the same time. He's just there. [00:57:07] Speaker B: Oh, no, that was good. [00:57:09] Speaker A: So, yeah, they do the thing and Davis hurls Darby all over the place. They don't go in the ring, so it's all legal. They can do outside garbage. And they fight. Yep, they fight out into the crowd. And then Darby hits a diving coffin drop from the entrance thing. And then trustful trust fall. [00:57:29] Speaker B: That's all it is, trustful. My thought was, you know, the. The match hasn't started yet, so Darby can actually, you know, do something. [00:57:37] Speaker C: Nope. [00:57:38] Speaker B: Well, you know, it's all he can do is. Is. Is this, you know, something tall. And we gotta give him a chance to. To trust fall from somewhere large or there won't be a match. [00:57:50] Speaker C: I mean, that's what his one contingency or one demand was for Rider London to have a scaffold and a climb. [00:57:59] Speaker B: I need a bottle of chloroform, no questions, and a Shane McMahon bump. Okay, that's what I need. [00:58:08] Speaker C: In that order. [00:58:09] Speaker A: Yep. So they come back over the barricade, and then Davis just takes his head off with the forearm. And then we had audio issues. Hey, Dub. Hey. There's just like. It was like. It actually scared the. Out of me because it's like the mic, I guess, exploded or something. And then they were quiet for a second, and it turned out it was like Don Callis's headset exploded. I wonder if he threw it and that broke it. Because he's. That's the thing he always does is he throws his headset and they're always like, stop throwing your fucking heads. [00:58:42] Speaker B: Also, there's also, like, a bit where they're like. I think it might have Been later in the match where they're talking about match coming later and they're like, Gabe Kidd, Clark, Connors and. [00:58:56] Speaker A: Well, yeah, that's what it was. That was the same day. [00:58:58] Speaker B: That's what. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, it just went all. It went all elder God. It got real weird there. Yeah, I don't. I didn't like it. [00:59:10] Speaker A: God himself said, I hate this Darby match. Yeah, Davis. Davis just beats the out of Darby for the Heat segment. During the commercial, Don gives up and goes to just attack Darby as commentary talks him. And then they come back and Darby ties Davis's arm to the tag rope. And it's a really bad knot, so Davis just has to hold on to it and pretend that he's trapped. Callous gets his mic working again and starts complaining about how Aubrey spit at him at all in. He wishes. Yeah, he probably does. Lariat gets ducked. Davis catches Darby on a coffin drop into a choke. Darby keeps running, gets thrown, and then hits like a code red. And Davis takes like one of the most insane bumps I've ever seen on a Code Rabbi's like, practically like on his fucking neck. [01:00:11] Speaker B: It was so fucked up. I was scared. [01:00:14] Speaker A: So Davis heads outside, Darby flies at him with his low rope. Suicida clocks him in the back of the head. They're both down. They both beat the count, but Darby times it so that he's able to hit a coffin drop and then hits a second retains. So Darby retains. [01:00:35] Speaker C: Two trust fall Jones over here. [01:00:39] Speaker B: Two trust fall Jones. That's good stuff. [01:00:43] Speaker A: That is good stuff. Well, justice immediately for our card effects Mark Davis as RPG vice hit the ring to beat the up out of Darby. [01:00:53] Speaker C: Right? [01:00:54] Speaker A: And you know, good. Trent's a good guy. He's there to help his friend who's a drop bear. [01:00:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:01:00] Speaker A: And then Sting's large adult son arrives. It was his name Steve. [01:01:10] Speaker B: Yes, yes. Steve Borden Jr. Yeah, Steve Borden. He is literally Sting Jr. He is Sting Jr. [01:01:17] Speaker A: They really need to give him a name that'll stick because I'm just gonna keep calling him Sting's large son. Like, it's filed in my brain like that's his name. [01:01:24] Speaker C: He will always be large things. Large. [01:01:28] Speaker A: He is big. He's jacked as and he looks just [01:01:33] Speaker B: like his dad and he works pretty good. So for the love of give him a gimmick for sake, because right now [01:01:41] Speaker C: he's 30 years old. 30 years old, too. [01:01:44] Speaker A: Put some face paint on him. Have him Set up some chairs. [01:01:49] Speaker B: Give him the old warrior. Give. Let him be Sting Jr. Let him be a little Blade Sting Jr. Yeah, let be a little play runner. Bring it back like I'm ready for it. That's a corpse, bud. That's a corpse. [01:02:11] Speaker C: He may as well be. Wait, [01:02:15] Speaker B: no, he died. I'm pretty sure Lex died. I'm pretty sure Lex Luger died. I'm pretty. All right. [01:02:20] Speaker A: I think he's still alive. Maybe he's dead. [01:02:23] Speaker B: I thought Lex died. [01:02:25] Speaker A: This is a running. [01:02:25] Speaker B: Still alive. Damn it. [01:02:27] Speaker C: Damn it. [01:02:27] Speaker A: Yeah, we keep her. Just say, like, who from the 90s is alive or dead? And apparently. [01:02:32] Speaker B: I'm sorry, Lex Luger. I. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kill you. I did. That was an accident. For some reason, I thought you had died. No, he said, well, no, he's in. He's in a wheelchair. And Ric Flair, being a piece of that he is, likes to say that Lex might as well be dead because he's disabled now and he used to be like a bodybuilder. And I just want to say, I would like to Ric Flair to. Redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted. Because, like, Lex Luger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yourself. [01:03:05] Speaker A: Honestly, Rick should not be throwing stones looking the way he does at his age. Oh, my God. [01:03:10] Speaker B: He literally died in the ring. Anyways. Yeah, yeah. Neither here nor there. Sorry I killed you, Lex. [01:03:18] Speaker A: Sting's large adult son hits a pretty good looking drop kick. [01:03:22] Speaker C: Sure does. [01:03:22] Speaker A: I enjoyed that. But then Josh Alexander makes his return after injury and takes out the large adult son from behind and does the ankle lock. [01:03:31] Speaker C: Looks like a deranged penis. [01:03:34] Speaker A: Yep. [01:03:39] Speaker C: All right. [01:03:39] Speaker A: Why did that catch me off guard so hard? It's because you said it quietly. No, because he looks like one of large angry penis. [01:03:49] Speaker C: They're just angry. And like bald hair. [01:03:55] Speaker B: So angry. Yeah. [01:03:58] Speaker A: Like we got. We really got to talk about bald men look like penises. And I think that's intentional. I think that's intentional. [01:04:05] Speaker C: This is very valid. [01:04:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:07] Speaker C: Go outside looking like that. [01:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:04:10] Speaker A: As a choice. As a choice. Yeah. That is a. Yeah. And then close your eyes and count to. To the large adult son as Darby is in an ankle lock. I. I can't call him Steve Borden because that's his dad's name. And I thought, I thought Tony Schiavone was going to actually call it. Close your eyes and count the. Because he started saying he's like, oh, he hits. Close your eyes and count to three. Oh, thank God you're not good. He doesn't have to hit the swear dart. All right, so that is a segment. [01:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:50] Speaker A: Darby steaming with Sting, son. Good for him, I suppose. [01:04:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:59] Speaker A: We get a post post casino gauntlet promo from MJF where he's ranting about how he lost and he shouldn't have lost that match because he shouldn't have even been in it. Will Osprey is the champion now. Ruined his life. He would have beat Kenny if Will hadn't gotten in the way. I didn't take notes on all of it, but, like, it was a very [01:05:21] Speaker B: good I, I, I. [01:05:26] Speaker A: No, sky is more important sky than mjf. And he's the real champion guy. Other things. [01:05:36] Speaker B: Big brew, This, unhinged. Unraveled is what I needed. And like, this is so good because he's. Someone else. Pointed it out on Blue Sky 2. He's moving on from Real World champ Ric Flair to, like, Scorned, losing his mind. Macho like, Like Hangman did for a while there. [01:06:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:06:08] Speaker B: And like, I need him to lean into that because this promo was. MJF should only cut promos after matches. It's, it just. He shouldn't, he should not talk unless it's after a match. It's always, it's always fire. [01:06:24] Speaker A: It's always good when he's doing off the cuff like that. It's usually better than we'll hear from MJF segments. [01:06:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Which is always like, yeah, you're trying and it's fine. It's fine. But like, when he just does this, oh, my God. [01:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it was good. And like, it actually, the way, the way he phrased it, I think. [01:06:47] Speaker B: Can you tell? [01:06:48] Speaker A: Changed my mind a little bit about his real world champion stuff because, like, he's actually laid out like, here's why I'm actually still the champ. And all of you, like, here, like, here's why in his head, it makes sense to him. Anyway, I was, I was very drunk at this point in the show and I put that in my notes, so I wanted you guys to know that too. Megan Bain vs Alex Bird legs Windsor. What the. [01:07:18] Speaker C: What's the point of this match? I need. [01:07:23] Speaker A: I don't know. I, I enjoy. I'm never gonna complain about Megan Bain being on tv, but, like, they j the bir won the belts at all. [01:07:33] Speaker B: Yeah. This whole thing just was like, why? Well, it felt like ye oldie like they used to do in the Fed where they would like, run, run back match that was on pay per view for the TV crowd. And it's like, okay. But that was. It's different. [01:07:51] Speaker A: It's a little different because it was. The dynamic was different. It was a singles match, but, like, they didn't do singles matches leading up to it, which is usually like how you build the tag match and the Birds beat them. So it's like, is there something else for them to do? Apparently not. We're just gonna redo this. But yeah, they won the belts and when they make their entrance together, they. They fraught the belts to celebrate a little bit. And that's nice. Good for them. Megan Bain is just the coolest woman alive. And yes, yes, I would like her to kill me. That is my continual request. I don't need, like, it doesn't have to be sexual. She can just like cut my head off with a sword when I'm not looking. Like. And that's fine. It's fine. That's just. That's just how I want to know [01:08:40] Speaker C: to ignore my DMs. [01:08:41] Speaker A: It's just how I wanted to go. It's just how I want to go. It's got nothing to do. Yeah. Like I said, nothing to do with sex. [01:08:49] Speaker B: I just want big woman with large sword to end my life. Like, that's. [01:08:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's all I'm asking. [01:08:54] Speaker C: I mean, this is. I mean, as I. As the prophecy foretold, like, actually at the moment of your birth, you know, this was actually like something you've been looking forward to. [01:09:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it's on my birth certificate along with my dead man. It's like, by the way, killed by a large woman with a sword [01:09:14] Speaker C: at the backside. Just like. Why? That's real weird. [01:09:17] Speaker A: I've never seen that before. Apparently not everybody gets that. [01:09:21] Speaker C: Apparently not everyone gets, wow, aren't you special. [01:09:25] Speaker A: I don't know what that's about. I like, when I first saw it, I was like, what's that about, Mom? And she's just like, don't worry about it. [01:09:37] Speaker C: It's kind of troubling, though. [01:09:40] Speaker A: See, you guys really don't have that on your birth certificate. [01:09:44] Speaker C: No, no, it's. Well, actually, you know what? I don't know if I've ever seen it. [01:09:49] Speaker B: Oh, God. I don't want to think about it. [01:09:53] Speaker A: What a bit. What a bit Pat myself on the back for that. All right. [01:10:00] Speaker C: But I like that anyway. [01:10:01] Speaker A: I do love Megan Bane and she kicks the out of Alex Windsor. And I like Alex Windsor, but I like Megan Bane more. And she's kicking the shadow of her, so that's cool. She does fight back and she gets Some offense. And then she does a senton on the floor to commercial. But then it's time for commercial heat. [01:10:18] Speaker B: Heat. [01:10:21] Speaker A: But, like, I don't mind Megan Bane doing the commercial heat. Because she, like, everything she does looks violent. [01:10:29] Speaker B: Yeah, It's. [01:10:31] Speaker A: She's good at it. [01:10:33] Speaker C: Commentary was like, this is about sending a message, like, you know. [01:10:38] Speaker A: Yeah. She's like standing on her face in the corner. She's got her, like, draped over the corner and it's just like standing on her face posing with Lena Cross, like halfway up the pose because she's tall as too. [01:10:55] Speaker B: The messages. I would like your face to hurt. Yeah, yeah. [01:10:58] Speaker A: The messages go yourself. You English with the Harry Potter font entrance. I'm not dropping it. Potter gate ain't going away. Nobody in this match had anything to do with any of that except that one of them is married to Bird likes. [01:11:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:11:23] Speaker A: So, yeah, Windsor starts to come back and she hits a draping ddt. There's like a kid in the crowd to keep shouting finisher whenever somebody does anything. So, like, good job, kid. I appreciate that. [01:11:35] Speaker C: I love it when Windsor. Windsor screams out her own name like a little deranged. Pokemans. When she does a move, she'd be like, winds up. Yeah. [01:11:50] Speaker A: Unfortunately, like, that was the only thing she had over about her for the longest time. And possibly that still is. She's a good. [01:12:01] Speaker B: She has a. She's got a nice sharpshooter. Oh. Still give her that. [01:12:07] Speaker A: I think she's good. She's a good wrestler, but, like, she's kind of boring sometimes. [01:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Again, the fact that. The fact that they, like, addressed the ridiculous Britishness by being like, well, this is just who we are. I was like, [01:12:26] Speaker A: Really? [01:12:28] Speaker B: You try to be something else. Yeah. [01:12:32] Speaker A: Oh, you're British. You got anything else? [01:12:36] Speaker C: Yeah, they have ointments for that. [01:12:42] Speaker A: God. Yeah. So then Windsor gets tossed with a couple of Germans and it hits a lariat. I'm like, bane should win the Brits. So then she. She gets a falcon arrow by Bane. She did the deal. But then Windsor kicks out and hits a Michinoku driver for two. And they're just like, trading strikes on the apron. And then Bane kicks Windsor off and she sweeps her leg out from under and they trade closed lines and they're both down and lean across. Grabs a belt and gets into it with Jamie Hayter. And so they're brawling. And while there that distraction is happening, Megan Bain takes the time with the distraction to take out Windsor with the belt. They go back in the ring Puts her up top and Bane hits her with a running liger bomb. And that's all. I think I call it the mega bomb. And that's it. They beat the out of them. Scream, bow down. And then. Yeah, hater chases him off. Was this the mat? I think this. No, I think it was the next match. But there was one match where the ref was like, oh, no, it was later on. Never mind. It wasn't this one. Chris Jericho highlights from the casino gauntlet. They didn't really look like highlight. It looked like they're just like Chris was here. [01:14:00] Speaker B: Images of Chris Jericho. [01:14:02] Speaker A: Yeah, Chris Jericho was in match. Yep. So he's with Lexi and she notes that he didn't win the gauntlet. But he says, well, he didn't lose. Nick Wayne did. So Nick Wayne just pops up. Nick Wayne pops up to be like the. Are you talking about you didn't win? And I did a bunch of. In the match, I was involved. [01:14:23] Speaker C: You out. [01:14:25] Speaker A: He was an active participant and Chris was an old man. And he refuses to accept that reductive description of his performance. And Chris says, yeah, Nick, you're good. But he had 15 years experience by the. On the day that Nick was born. And then he talks the puka shell necklace. And then they fight. [01:14:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:14:51] Speaker C: Ex. [01:14:55] Speaker B: Okay, exas. He stole our bits. But what was the exact wording? It was so good. No, that's. No, he said that's why. No, he said no because Nick Wayne said to him, that's ridiculous. And Jericho's like, no, what's ridiculous is someone wearing a puka shell necklace in 2026. [01:15:13] Speaker A: Yep, yep. [01:15:15] Speaker C: Which. [01:15:15] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:15:20] Speaker A: Nick Wayne. A human puka shell necklace. [01:15:24] Speaker C: I'm just saying. [01:15:25] Speaker A: So, Chris Bubby, [01:15:30] Speaker B: come on the show we got. We just want to ask questions. [01:15:33] Speaker A: We just want to talk. We just want to talk [01:15:38] Speaker B: on January 6th. [01:15:39] Speaker A: Chris, I know you like UFO stuff because you were trying to be wrestling Joe Rogan. So, you know, come on, we can chat. Yeah, we can exchange Cryptid stories. [01:15:47] Speaker B: We can talk about Cryptids in the Insurrection Act. Yeah, [01:15:55] Speaker A: We can talk about Washington D.C. cryptids on January 6th. [01:15:59] Speaker B: Yeah. And how vaccines are real and work. [01:16:03] Speaker A: Did you know there were some crazy sightings on that day in 2022? [01:16:08] Speaker C: So wild. [01:16:12] Speaker A: Steal Hampter's bits. [01:16:15] Speaker B: Yeah, stop stealing Hampter's bits and give Effie his jacket back. [01:16:19] Speaker C: You steal them from everybody else. So. [01:16:22] Speaker B: Indeed. [01:16:22] Speaker A: I mean, you didn't steal that one, did you? If you did, you don't have to admit it. Well, yeah, you don't have to Admit it. You can just own it. [01:16:30] Speaker C: You can just own it. Okay, I'll own it. [01:16:34] Speaker A: All right. And now it has been a long time, but it is time for good old fashioned Mercedes Monet championship celebration. [01:16:43] Speaker C: Coming in with a big red hat. Yeah. [01:16:46] Speaker A: She looked fantastic. She's like, spanish Inquisition. She's like, what if the space Inquisition served instead of anti Semitism. [01:16:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:16:55] Speaker B: Yes, exactly. Exactly. And drink tequila. Well, they probably did. [01:17:00] Speaker A: They might have drank tequila. They're. I don't know. Did they have tequila in Spain? I assume they did back then. Yeah. [01:17:06] Speaker C: Because they colonized Mexico. [01:17:08] Speaker B: Yeah. See, because of the colonization. I don't know. Had that happened at the time. No, that hadn't happened at the time of the Inquisition. [01:17:14] Speaker A: Whoever was like, I need to distill. I need to distill this plant specifically. I don't. I don't know much about the Spanish Inquisition. I know Toad up from the Mel Brooks movie. [01:17:27] Speaker B: Yeah. I know that no one. I know that no one suspected them. [01:17:30] Speaker A: I know that too. Oh, yeah, that too. That was like. The transphobes are in that one, though. Yeah. I. I laughed at the. They got a good closeup of a puppet Monet. [01:17:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:41] Speaker A: In the crowd. That was good. She looks awesome. She's got like table set up with the tequila on the table. I think that's the same bottle they use in the segment like last year where they just had like a bottle with a sticker on it that said tequila. They just never took the prop sticker off it. I guess there's no. Yep. There's no cake, but there is a table. I thought that might have been a Chekhov's table, but it was not. But. Yeah. Mercedes, thanks, everyone. And she sounds very gracious and that she arrived in. Aw. She wanted to be there and she needed to be there because it's the only place the women's evolution could continue. And she took a bet on herself. And this is what happens when you stop asking for permission to be great. Yeah. Traveled the world, has done what no one has done before, which is win gold in four major companies. And she just. [01:18:38] Speaker C: That was sick. Good for her. [01:18:41] Speaker A: She just needed to leave behind. [01:18:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:44] Speaker A: She's like. She did to do it all. She needed to leave one thing behind. And everybody's like, you had to leave the Fed. No, she had to leave behind Willow Nightingale. [01:18:54] Speaker B: Oh, Naomi. And no, no, no. The Fed. [01:18:58] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. She. Yep. So she. She showed the world who Willow really was. A self centered egomaniacal. And the crowd starts. Shannon for says, oh, you Want to cheer for Willow? Look what she did to my face. And her face is. They almost definitely touched that up. But, like, yeah, like, they did. She did legit get her nose broken. [01:19:21] Speaker B: Yeah, she broke her nose. Good job, Willow. As my bike's namesake. [01:19:26] Speaker C: No. Notably absent from this. This retelling of this story is when. Monet. Monet. Humanizer [01:19:37] Speaker B: hand. Yeah. [01:19:39] Speaker A: I think that's why this was such a good promo, because it was like, it was actual healed, delusional stuff, because she actually did. She did all that stuff that she said she did. And then she's like, but actually, this is really about Willow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what this is about. Fuck Willow. [01:19:59] Speaker B: She's the smiling bitch. [01:20:04] Speaker A: This entire time, she thought Willow was stopping her from her destiny, but she was pushing her towards. Towards it. So thank you, Willow, because look who's smiling now. And now the entire women's division is standing in the kingdom of the CEO. But she doesn't work this hard for a moment. Shots fired. What she wants for this title doesn't even exist yet, but now it will. And then we hear, like, oh, yeah, go ahead. [01:20:31] Speaker C: Are they. Are the champions now getting the ability to pull in talent and make their own little factions? Because I get that, like, Will explicitly says he wants to make a united empire, and now Mercedes is just like, well, I want. You know, you haven't seen what I want to do with this. [01:20:57] Speaker A: I. I don't know. Like, I'm intrigued on what they have in store for her, but, like, she's. It seems more like she's gonna be doing, like, what MJF did is, like, I'm the champ. I make the rules kind of thing. Okay, yeah, so we'll see. But yep. So she's. She's gonna make a toast with her wacky tequila thing, but then just, like, tap the mic. Is this thing on? Can I go now? And the real face of the division, my go. My Toxic Angel Tekla, is here with a red solo cup with some fruits. [01:21:37] Speaker B: Let's go. [01:21:39] Speaker A: She's here to sell. [01:21:40] Speaker C: Entrance into all in was just like, where my dumb at? And I lost. [01:21:49] Speaker A: I love her. [01:21:52] Speaker B: And I was just. This, this bit. This, this. This, like, Charlie xcx Toxic Spider is. Is everything I just. I need. This is, like, this is almost timeless. Toni Storm levels. Like, just keep riding this forever. Like, I love that. This is unfucking real. It works so well. Her tongue is firmly in cheek. She's, like, being. Wait, wait. It's not subtle at all what she's doing. And it makes it even better. It's campy as is what it is. Everyone's like, oh, it's. Oh, it's overplaying, but you don't understand camp. This is unbelievably good. [01:22:34] Speaker A: No, she's doing really good. And the crowd. The crowd's eating it up. I need her to have. I need her to have a big pay per view entrance where she comes out in, like, full, like, lawful cosplay. [01:22:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:47] Speaker A: Spider queen. Yeah. [01:22:51] Speaker C: Flanked by driders. [01:22:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the animatronics on it, Tony. But yeah. All right, so she's got her own tequila and she says she really, really likes Mercedes, and she's legendary and iconic and for all the accolades and titles, she's never been toxic. So big thank you for what you did to Willow. She doesn't like Willow. She deserved to be humiliated. But also, once you've got that title, since you've got that title, you like to swing between your legs, and nobody swings that title bigger than Tekla. Big dick Tekla. [01:23:33] Speaker B: I love it. Yeah. I love her so much. [01:23:38] Speaker A: And she also knows I don't have [01:23:43] Speaker B: anything else to say. I'm just so happy. [01:23:46] Speaker A: While Tecla's been gone, she couldn't help but notice that Mercedes has been calling people dumb. And if there's one. If there's one thing she hates more than dumb, it's a dumb. Calling other people dumb. [01:24:02] Speaker B: Dumb. [01:24:03] Speaker A: You dumb. [01:24:04] Speaker B: So you down bit. I like. I just, like, applaud. I, like, stood up and applauded and I was just like. It just is. You're. This is. This is. It's. It's everything. This is everything. [01:24:17] Speaker A: But, like, this, this stinger, this was. The dumb line was great at. My favorite bit is immediately after the actual stinger of the promo. You may be the CEO, but I don't work for you. [01:24:29] Speaker B: I don't work for you. Yeah. Yeah. [01:24:33] Speaker A: So here's to the new world champion. Just let me know when you're ready to give me my title back. And they toast. That is great. Great. [01:24:44] Speaker B: Unreal. What? Probably, like, maybe the best promo in the company right now. Like, in. Pretty consistently. Pretty consistently. Like, because other ones will pull out, good ones, but Tequa. Tecla is always, always on fire every time. And that was. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh. [01:25:03] Speaker A: Oh. [01:25:04] Speaker B: Especially with Tony out. Like, that used to be Tony's job. Tony never had a bad spot ever. Like, you put Tony on the mic, she's killing it. So, like, yeah, with Tony gone, like, Tecla's taking that over and just. Unreal. Unreal. [01:25:21] Speaker A: Very good promo in the back. Britt Baker, she came back at all in. I was like, her. [01:25:28] Speaker C: That's weird. [01:25:29] Speaker B: But why? [01:25:31] Speaker C: Oh, so, yeah, she interrupted a match with. With Persephone. In my world. She robbed her. [01:25:40] Speaker B: Yeah, you robbed our. My world. Yeah. And I love Persephone, so I can't be that upset. But also, like, I don't like brain Britt Baker. [01:25:51] Speaker C: Okay. [01:25:52] Speaker B: I'm gonna say I don't like Britt Baker. I never kind of. I kind of never understood like, the. The. The love for Britt Baker. [01:26:01] Speaker A: The thing about Brit was, like, she was. You could easily make the case that she was like big fish, small pond at the start of a. Because the women's division was very thin. But. [01:26:14] Speaker B: But now they got. [01:26:15] Speaker A: Now she. Wait. I think the last match he had was Mercedes at all in. I say. [01:26:23] Speaker B: And that was. And, yeah, and that was rough. [01:26:26] Speaker A: That was rough. And there was like. I remember people were like, oh, she sandbagged Monet and a whole bunch of other stuff. But like, she was also hurt at the time. Like, she was like. So like, I don't know what was going on, but apparently she is now with Persephone. People have taken umbrage with her calling Persephone Per Se. Or Percy. I think she's just saying it weird. But like, Per Se is like a nickname that Persephone has referred to herself as. So it's not like, calm down, everybody. [01:26:57] Speaker B: Shoot. Yeah, that's her Shoot Shoot nickname. Yeah. [01:27:02] Speaker A: I wasn't even really paying attention to this. I heard something about how Persephone's queen of the underworld, which is true. [01:27:10] Speaker B: Huh. [01:27:11] Speaker C: Oh, and I'm just a. I'm just a girl who likes to raise it somehow. [01:27:15] Speaker A: Yep. Okay. Vert Vixen is getting a title shot at the TBS title on Collision. [01:27:23] Speaker B: Oh, I like this. [01:27:25] Speaker A: I do like that. I love Vert. Kind of a weird pairing. I don't see it. [01:27:33] Speaker C: I wonder if she's gonna. Britt's gonna do more of a manager valet thing kind instead of all wrestling. And also, I was reminded, or I was told she's probably being brought back in for the Rebel heart. [01:27:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:27:51] Speaker C: Big thing down in Georgia. Which is a few weeks. [01:27:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Also, yeah. [01:27:59] Speaker C: Last week. Nerd for Jesus. [01:28:01] Speaker B: Next week also. I only know this because I used to listen to his pod a lot. Literally Mick Foley's dentist. And like now, yeah, like, Mick. Mick loves Britt Baker. Mick is like in love with Britt Baker. Thinks she's like the bees knees. Literally. Is her Dentist, like, Brit has, like, helped him out with like, like the work. And so, like, I wonder if, like, part of me is just like, I love the timing of bricks getting into. Into the mix. And he's probably like, where's Brit? [01:28:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:28:37] Speaker B: You know, he's like, where's my. Where's what? Didn't used to have a Brit. I, like, love Brit. Bring back Brit. I mean, mainly my thing is it makes me happy. [01:28:48] Speaker A: I'm. I'm not a. I'm not a huge Brit Baker fan, but I, you know, I know she had a lot of health problems, so I hope she's okay. [01:28:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Always, like, outside of my feelings about her, her work, like, I hope she's good. [01:29:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. [01:29:07] Speaker B: Who. [01:29:07] Speaker A: Who knows if she's even gonna wrestle? I know she did the lockdown at the show. [01:29:12] Speaker B: Yep. [01:29:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:29:13] Speaker A: Let's see. [01:29:15] Speaker B: Continental title, of course, the Mandible Claw. Another reason, another reason Mick loves her so much. [01:29:21] Speaker A: Nick loves her. Continental title eliminator match. Jon Moxley versus AR Fox. And we love Air Fox unconditionally. [01:29:31] Speaker B: Yeah. And Jon Moxley, in my case, I'd say unconditionally again. He's a cult leader and he has done nothing wrong. [01:29:41] Speaker C: Yeah. No. [01:29:42] Speaker A: I think John might love A.R. fox unconditionally. Can somebody check and tell me if A.R. fox ends. Jon Moxley won the CZW world title because I think they might both be former CZW world titles. While I talk about this. [01:30:01] Speaker B: Into it. All right. Going. I'm looking. [01:30:04] Speaker A: That would be like the main connection I can think of. [01:30:10] Speaker C: Championship. [01:30:10] Speaker B: I'm on it. Don't worry about it. [01:30:13] Speaker A: Yeah. So this was. This was a fairly. This was a eliminator match. So title's not on the line. There really wasn't. Yeah. There wasn't a lot to it. They had some good back and forth stuff. Moxley just kind of was working through his stuff pretty easily. This was the match where the ref was giving like very, very loud time cues while they were on commercial. It was like, we're 10 seconds back to live. Five seconds back live. Yeah, it's like it was very, very noticeable. [01:30:51] Speaker C: I didn't hear that. But this was also the one I told mentioned in chat because Tony was like, yeah, he rained. His reign was 387 year reign. Because he was talking about Nick Wayne holding the title for 387 days. Excalibur is like, like, you mean days, right? Like he's only 21 years old. [01:31:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. He got into the cheese. He got into the cheese. [01:31:18] Speaker C: He did. He got deep. [01:31:20] Speaker B: He got. He got deep into the cheese. Wait, I forgot. Who's the other one we're looking in? [01:31:24] Speaker A: I'm looking for Air Fox. [01:31:27] Speaker B: AR Fox. I don't. I don't see AR Fox. But Moxley. Moxley had it, okay? [01:31:33] Speaker C: He had a Junior heavyweight champion, and the TV championship is. [01:31:39] Speaker A: Fox was the world. [01:31:42] Speaker B: He. No, he didn't, but John Moxley did. MJF did, which is kind of wild. Nah, I don't care about Leo Rush did. I'm sorry. [01:31:54] Speaker A: I remember. I remember Leo and A.R. fox had, like, a match that everybody was pissed off in CCW. [01:32:00] Speaker B: A, a a missed a certain Mr. Shane Strickland. Whose house. Shane's house. Former CZW champ. Yeah, that's. Yeah, no, sorry. All right, sorry. Now I'm super interested. Okay. Ccw. [01:32:17] Speaker A: It's very familiar. [01:32:19] Speaker B: No, no, you know, you. Please drive. Please go. [01:32:23] Speaker A: I don't know. There wasn't, like, a whole lot to talk about on this match. It was like Mox kind of going through his stuff. Fox getting some hope spots, and then Mox comes back off of, like, Fox hits a twisting suplex, and then 4500 splash. And then MOX gets him into a choke and then hits a Death Rider. And that ends. Was good. It was a short little thing. It was good. I think they were kind of up against time. The crowd, yeah, was also into it, but I'm disappointed that they didn't get dueling. Let's go, Mox. Let's go, Fox. Chance. They kind of. Yeah, you dropped the ball there, Texas. [01:33:05] Speaker B: Yeah, do better, Texas. I believe in you. [01:33:09] Speaker A: All right. To the back, Don Cow's Family Friction promo. And not the good kind of friction that everybody's thinking of. Knight gives Kyle Fletcher, and Kyle points out that at least the international title's still in the family because they. They both lost. Okada's the new champion. He's like, no, guys, stop. Nothing's more important than family and me the title. And they're gonna do. Don's gonna do the thing he always does where he's like, well, if you guys are fighting, you should team together. So Knight and Fletcher are going to team on collision. Fletcher had the sickest burn. The sickest burn. [01:33:52] Speaker B: Yes. [01:33:52] Speaker A: With Kevin Knight when he says, you lost to Dabby Allen, bro. Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty work. Rip them to shreds. Very good stuff. [01:34:12] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah. I like to like the call [01:34:17] Speaker A: we're gonna do. [01:34:20] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [01:34:21] Speaker A: Main event time. The United Empire will ospreay Andrade Elliott a low Callum Newman Henare. And the only Italian, Francesco Akira. Versus the Demand, Ricochet Bishop Khan and Toleona. And the Dogs, Gabe Kidd and Clark Connors. I don't know Naruto, but I know enough that the demand. We're doing Naruto cosplay. [01:34:48] Speaker B: Okay, fair enough. [01:34:50] Speaker A: I don't know what it means. I just have seen it. It somebody gets close to a mic and shouts, aw, sucks. WWE is better. Sure, bro. [01:34:59] Speaker C: I also heard that. [01:35:00] Speaker B: I did not hear that. They keep sending feds, man. That's amazing. [01:35:06] Speaker C: That is so weird. [01:35:08] Speaker B: They always send feds to our show. [01:35:11] Speaker C: Funny as dropping X amount of dollars to hate. Watch much. It's like. It's a significant chunk of your time. [01:35:22] Speaker A: Exactly. [01:35:23] Speaker B: So wild. That's so up. Well, it's fine. Paul's paying for it. [01:35:28] Speaker A: Yeah, it doesn't matter. Here's ticket prices. I don't think ticket prices are that expensive. [01:35:37] Speaker B: I don't tell anybody. [01:35:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:35:40] Speaker B: About this thing. You do a thing for me. [01:35:49] Speaker A: Start off, and they do some, like, Pacific Islander shouty stuff. [01:35:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:35:59] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I don't. I didn't know what to call it because, like, Hanari did, like, an actual thing and that. [01:36:05] Speaker B: Yeah, he did like, an actual haka. [01:36:07] Speaker A: Yeah, he did like, an actual haka thing. And then toe is just like. [01:36:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:36:12] Speaker A: So collectively, it's a shouty thing. [01:36:15] Speaker B: All right, fair enough. [01:36:17] Speaker A: I apologize if that's insensitive. I do. [01:36:23] Speaker B: It felt a little insensitive. [01:36:25] Speaker A: I'm making it worse by talking about it, so I'm gonna stop. [01:36:28] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I'm gonna. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Hey, hey, hey. [01:36:30] Speaker B: That's fine. I'm gonna join you with that and say, I feel really bad about the jokes we made about Lex Luger because he's not that easy, just, you know, in wheelchair. And that's. [01:36:39] Speaker A: I mean, we've done that before. We've done that a lot, actually. [01:36:42] Speaker B: I think I've done. And I also. I think I've done that before about Lex. [01:36:46] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I think I've killed Lex a couple times. [01:36:50] Speaker B: Yeah. This isn't the first time one of us has killed Lex Luger. [01:36:54] Speaker C: It's a Wednesday. Like. Like, it's a Thursday. [01:37:00] Speaker A: It's a Thursday. We kill some wrestlers. We kill all wrestlers all the time. [01:37:05] Speaker B: We bring it back. [01:37:05] Speaker A: We get tired and get confused. That's the appropriate way to talk about Pacific Islander culture. [01:37:15] Speaker B: Jesus. [01:37:16] Speaker A: I up. I mean, at least we did. I. And it makes it worse because next they start throwing headbutts and I'm like, really cool. But they still managed to avoid the stereotype of don't headbutt islanders us. Even though that's very entire gimmick. But like they never say it. He just has a really hard head. [01:37:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I, I do kind of love how that seem. We've t. That's for, you know, people have been listening since the. The old Monday days. First of all, if you exist, why. Well, look, you're. You're different and special hun again we talked about. But yeah, this is. Wait, wait, sorry, trying to make a point. You're killing me. But no, like the fact that like all some Pacific Islanders and like Samoans specifically have like kind of taken back the extremely racist headbutt thing that pro wrestling it just has had forever is kind of cool. But now it's just like, yeah, like, can we just like not like what if you just used it but we just don't draw attention to it? What if you're just real good at headbutts and we just don't say anything because like it's like any which way you cut it. It's just a little racist. Yeah, it's just a little eugenicsy and I don't like it, so I don't appreciate that. [01:38:51] Speaker A: So they like hina just like says like you Clark Connors. And he runs him over, tags out, and then they run a big train on Clark Connors. And Akira, the only Italian wrestler, gets dropped on him with that big like thing. So then it all breaks down. They go outside, Andrade has like a selfie girl, so the whole stable gets in on the selfie. This is so nice. [01:39:22] Speaker C: Very cute. [01:39:23] Speaker B: And then they immediately made me hate it because Gabe kid had to be. It was like. [01:39:30] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [01:39:31] Speaker B: It was like, hey, here was this nice thing. And the gay kids like, okay, all right, but let me make sure that I like Scare and harass this woman, you know, like on top, you know? You know, and it's like. [01:39:41] Speaker A: Okay, I. I'm pretty sure that was part of the. I'm pretty sure that was part of the show. [01:39:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I still like it. You know, it can. It can be meant to have happened and still piss me off. [01:39:52] Speaker A: Okay. [01:39:53] Speaker B: Both can be true at the same time. [01:39:55] Speaker A: I mean, you can. Yeah, I mean you. [01:39:57] Speaker B: I mean, I mean if you, if anyone else enjoyed it, that's fine. It rubbed me the wrong way. But that's just me. Could just. [01:40:07] Speaker A: I think you just. [01:40:09] Speaker B: I think I just. Again, I think I just don't like game kid. And that's fine. [01:40:14] Speaker A: I'm trying, I'm trying to Give him a chance. And, like, I get. I. I get what he's doing. It's kind of like the same thing as. Just as. [01:40:23] Speaker B: Oh, no, I knew that on the playground. And, like, just give him the. Like, he's. He's gonna steal your juice box. He's good. He's gonna take him for your. Your cocktail fruit gonna. With you. And it's not like. [01:40:37] Speaker A: That's the character, though. You're taking the bully. You're taking the bully character very personally when, like, he's playing a character. And that's three. Which, like, I get it. I get it. But, like, that's. [01:40:52] Speaker B: I just. Yeah, I dislike him. [01:40:54] Speaker A: Okay. [01:40:55] Speaker B: Death to Gabe kid. All right. Anyways, commercial. [01:40:58] Speaker A: Speaking of death on commercial. They are killing the Italian. Like, he tried invading Ethiopia in 1860, 1896. They come back, and Akira hits a big diving cutter. And he tags in Calum Newman. And Calum Newman is fast as that dude is just moving in a way I did not think he could move, especially since he's so much bigger. [01:41:24] Speaker C: Yeah. I. Me and Tony were marking the out over him because I. I was like, is this my first time seeing him? No, he was in. In August. He was in. In a pay per view. But I was like, this is. He's outstanding. He was very quick, very agile. [01:41:45] Speaker B: I love it, y'. [01:41:46] Speaker A: All. [01:41:47] Speaker B: No, y' all are just doing this really great, wonderful analysis of all this. And I'm still. I'm still over here losing about Italy. Always catching straights on this podcast, and it's right. And it's good, and we should never stop. Okay. Anyways, [01:42:11] Speaker A: I think it was just. Yeah, I think it was. I think it was good with Ethiopia. Did to them when they tried to invade. That's all. Yeah. The flag. [01:42:21] Speaker C: Flag of Ethiopia. Calvin pissing on Italy. [01:42:28] Speaker A: It's fun. It's fun. We have fun. Andrade hits Kid with the. How you know. Thing, and then Kid just beats him. The ups. They do, like, a thing where, like, they take people out and then go a team up on hinare. And then they splash. Ricochet gets two. And then this is almost definitely going to be the episode picture. Akira squares off against both members of goa, which is a step. He's so tiny next to them. He's the world's tiniest Italian and the only one that wrestles. And he's like, I'm gonna. I was like, I'm gonna. Gonna fight you. And he tries fighting back. [01:43:18] Speaker B: And GOA is like, this is for Ethiopia. [01:43:21] Speaker A: Yes. Yes. [01:43:23] Speaker B: Remember, Ethiopia still got shooters. [01:43:26] Speaker A: Yeah, but they don't actually kill him. He's able to escape and sends their regards. Yeah, he's able to escape. He does, like, that big, like, Italian, forget about it hand gesture. He runs through and hits a dive on Kid. And then Calum Newman comes in, does some more stuff. They do, like, this big, fast exchange. Osprey's in. He does a corkscrew kick. He hits a dive. He misses. He does a handspring on Ricochet, and they're both down. Clark Connors comes in. He does a power slam. He wants a big spear. And Osprey gets taken out by Kid. [01:44:03] Speaker C: Kid. [01:44:04] Speaker A: Andrade takes out Kid. Something happens. Hanari and Toa Toliana headbutt each other to death. And then Akira comes in with a moonsault to the outside. Wipe some guys out. Clark Connors kills Callum with the spear, but then he runs right into Andrade with his back elbow. And then Andrade just, like, gives the floor to Osprey, and Osprey hits the hidden blade, and United Empire wins. [01:44:30] Speaker B: So hot. It was so hot. And he just. It was a great combo. And Andrade's, like, Judas effect, or what is it called? The. The. Oh, my God, it's so good. [01:44:46] Speaker C: He. [01:44:46] Speaker B: He hits it so good every time and just, oh, so pretty. It's the kind of thing, like, I love the dm. I love that he follows it up with, like, a finisher. But, like, that could be his finisher. Like, every time he hits it, it's just so devastating. Oh, it's so good. He's so hot. All right, one more quick distraction, because we're almost to the end of the episode. I was biking through the trails of Minneapolis, as we all do in love, and I was biking by this guy, and I wasn't paying much attention because, you know, whatever. Just, first of all, just a human being also, you know, from what I could tell, CIS man, I'm like, all right, whatever. But then he, like, turns and, like, looks at me as I'm going by, and I realized that he looks this. This. Just this guy. It's like, what if Andrade, el Idolo had, like, cute, short, spiky hair? [01:45:41] Speaker A: Oh, damn. [01:45:42] Speaker B: And I. I almost crashed. Like. Like, I. Like, I just. I was like, just keep going, girl. Like, but, like. Like, I had a moment where I was like, what the. Like, that looked like. It straight up looked like Andrade with a haircut. I was like, that's terrifying. How you know. How he know where I am? [01:46:03] Speaker C: He knows. [01:46:03] Speaker B: How he knows he knows. [01:46:06] Speaker C: You know, while you are on your Bike and going around the city. You. [01:46:11] Speaker B: Yes. [01:46:11] Speaker C: Might be in need of some sustenance and some snacks. So I've been working with the homunculus, Bones. [01:46:18] Speaker B: Oh. [01:46:18] Speaker C: And I want you to. I got a little something brewing, so I want you. I brought samples for both Ella and. [01:46:25] Speaker A: And Erica if you wanna get some too. [01:46:29] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. They're called Hampter cerebetes. [01:46:33] Speaker A: They're like little. [01:46:34] Speaker C: They're in a pouch. It's like 100 calories. It's just a little. [01:46:37] Speaker B: Oh, and these look like high protein dealies. [01:46:40] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, very high protein. It's. [01:46:43] Speaker A: It's like 16%. [01:46:44] Speaker C: Yeah, it's great. Right, right, right. All natural ingredients, many grams. [01:46:48] Speaker B: No, that's super gonna. That's gonna help boost me while I'm going. This is good. [01:46:52] Speaker A: That's pretty good. [01:46:54] Speaker C: You know, you were talking about the lawsuits and everything, and I was like, well, you know, maybe I should start trying to carry my weight around here. [01:46:59] Speaker B: Oh, hold on. Hold on one second. Let me try this right now. A little gamey, but I like it. Okay. [01:47:12] Speaker A: Is this like a pork jerky or. What the hell? [01:47:14] Speaker C: Yeah, a little bit. A little bit like that? Yeah. Yeah. [01:47:20] Speaker B: Stuck in my teeth. [01:47:21] Speaker A: I don't think I've ever had. I've had. I've had a lot of meat, but I don't think I've ever had anything like. Like. You sure this isn't anything weird, right? [01:47:29] Speaker C: No, no, this is. Well, it's a humongous usda. [01:47:34] Speaker B: Hey, look, look, look. I'm serve Safe certified. That includes the lab. Okay. Hampter know thing. That. That. [01:47:41] Speaker A: With that, are we just gonna forget who runs all that stuff? Now? Why would I trust that? [01:47:48] Speaker B: Fair enough. Don't do the voice. Don't do the voice. I don't want to. [01:47:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:47:53] Speaker B: Thank you. I trust. Even though. We'll see. But anyways, this is good teriyaki. [01:47:59] Speaker C: And I'm doing a pesto. Pesto basil one as well. Well, that's kind of redundant, but like. A vegan option, you know, we're working on that too. [01:48:13] Speaker A: That's always. [01:48:14] Speaker C: But. [01:48:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Fancy. All right, [01:48:18] Speaker A: whatever. [01:48:20] Speaker B: Anyway, it's neither here nor there a good end of the match. [01:48:24] Speaker A: I'm just gonna not think about what I just ate ever again until it comes up later. [01:48:28] Speaker B: That's fine. [01:48:31] Speaker C: No, no, there's not been any. No, no, no, no. Well, I mean, mean. So we've. I've done a little soft testing and Little. No ll side effects. Just little. I mean. Yeah. Increasing energy and. [01:48:45] Speaker B: No, this is good. This is Good hampter. We'll talk about this more off pod. We might have to. [01:48:49] Speaker A: I swear to God, if I need another Z pack. [01:48:51] Speaker B: We're gonna take this to the. We're gonna take this to the shark tank. Erica, I think this. This clearly is not the same thing as the cheese. Okay, I think we should lay off answers. [01:49:02] Speaker A: I didn't say it was the. The cheese. It might, just might be a different thing. That gives me a Z. Makes me need a Z pack. [01:49:08] Speaker B: Parasites. [01:49:09] Speaker C: It's fine. Can't get rid of parasites. Fancy bionics. [01:49:13] Speaker A: That's. [01:49:14] Speaker B: No, that's a different thing. [01:49:15] Speaker A: That's ivermectin, right? [01:49:17] Speaker B: That's like what it's actually for drinking bleach. Yeah. I hope it's. I hope I don't have to drink bleach. [01:49:24] Speaker A: Anyway, the end of the match gives me war. The match is end [01:49:30] Speaker C: the. [01:49:31] Speaker A: So the dogs. The dogs attack after the bell. Somebody gets launched at Excalibur and Excalibur is down. [01:49:41] Speaker C: Excalibur? [01:49:42] Speaker A: Yeah, Excalibur got hit. I couldn't tell if he was hurt or if he was. Yeah, he was on the floor. But yeah, like they're. They're beating the out out of Will and that's fine. Death Riders. Yep. Death Riders come out. John's here to get his boy Gabe kid under control. [01:50:01] Speaker B: This. Yeah, no, this was cool. Oh, go ahead. After. [01:50:06] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. I was super stoked. I was like, who? Because I was just like, there's been some. There's been some. Like, I'm gonna use conglomerating between the dogs and the Death Riders. So, yeah, coming out for the dogs [01:50:21] Speaker B: are Death Rider adjacent. Yeah. So that, that's kind of where it was. But I was happy to see, yes, that. That Moxley continues to have done nothing wrong. [01:50:31] Speaker C: I shouted. He still loves him. [01:50:33] Speaker B: He's lay like, look, he's still one of us. I still love him. He's still my little billy goat. Still my boy. [01:50:40] Speaker C: I will raise the boy more Interesting, man. Will. [01:50:43] Speaker B: Yes. No, no, no, bro. [01:50:48] Speaker A: Basically no. [01:50:51] Speaker B: I'm gonna make you in. I'm gonna make you into a well rounded person. No, bruv, never. [01:50:58] Speaker C: British. [01:50:59] Speaker A: So yes, Moxley stops Gabe kid from doing violence to Will. And then Andre takes him out and they do like this whole thing where Mox is standing over the title and Will's getting up and he hands him the belt and he gives him like a little pattern show like, you did good, kid. And then they both look up at the screen and then the camera turns around and we see what the screen says. And as they have announced the. The main event for all out, Chicago will Ospreay defending versus John Moxley. And they both kind of give each other a look. Oh. So, like, I didn't. I didn't mention it earlier, I think, but, like, this was classic misdirection because, like, they set up. [01:51:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:51:48] Speaker A: Like, at this. At the start, they set up like, all right, Ricochet is going to challenge for him or maybe Gabe Kidd will challenge the title. And then Andrade showed up because Andrade won the casino gauntlet. [01:52:00] Speaker C: Walking around with this clipboard with the contract. [01:52:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:52:04] Speaker A: Yep, yep. And. And it actually winds up being John Moxley gets the first shot. [01:52:10] Speaker B: And John. John had his hands on the back of his head in a totally straight way, like straight men do when they look deep into each other's eyes in a straight way. And. And as they were doing this straight thing that wasn't making me have feelings at all, they look up and see it. And he, like, slowly straightly removes his hand away from his hair and backs up like. [01:52:43] Speaker A: Ah. [01:52:44] Speaker B: And the fact that they both look surprised, too. [01:52:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:52:48] Speaker B: Was like, I like that. Yeah, that was good. That was. Don't make it like a manipulation thing. That's fetty. Like, there's no reason for John to be like, it was me. All, you know, would just be like, no, no, someone else books this. Y' all don't control this. Tony Khan does. Tony said, I want to be a messy. Messy. And. And I. And yes. Yes. [01:53:11] Speaker A: And it makes. It makes sense for Mox to. To get the title match because. Yeah, he hasn't. He hasn't been pinned in over a year now. [01:53:23] Speaker C: And the title. [01:53:24] Speaker B: Yeah, he's now defended it twice. And two. Yeah. [01:53:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:32] Speaker B: So another tournament. [01:53:34] Speaker A: He is pretty much like, he's like [01:53:37] Speaker B: the number one contender. Really. Yeah. [01:53:40] Speaker C: I. My partner and I were talking after the match and he was like, I think it would be really. The interesting story beat is to give Mox the title and then have him lose that quickly or in another way. I think the continental belt is his [01:53:57] Speaker B: is at this point. [01:53:59] Speaker C: Yeah. And I don't. I don't. I don't know if that's controversial to say, but I. And then him just giving the second the championship to somebody else is dropping it. It. Yeah. [01:54:11] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. Like, bro, no. Well said. I'm. Because, like, I'm. Honestly, I'm. No. And like, this is where. Because, like, everyone knows I have not had the greatest time towards all in and all in itself was as in my opinion, the graphs was good. Everything else was just whatever overall. Which is kind of messed up that your biggest pay per view of the year was like your weakest one. I just think that's up. So like then, then, then this Dynamite just like was just all. Not that it was like everything I didn't like about. About stuff working up to this was not in here. And then they did this and it was like exactly. Because I do this because my whole thing was that all this was predictable. And right now I have no idea what's gonna happen. It wrestles my Jimmy's one. [01:55:09] Speaker A: One thing, one thing I'm gonna excited. One thing to note is and other people have pointed this out is they're basically putting on the biggest possible match they can on the same day that WWE is like doing direct competition with them. Oh, on Chicago. Yeah, they're doing like WWE aaa. Oh like co co produce show. Even though it's like cool. [01:55:42] Speaker B: I think all out. I think all out's gonna be fine. [01:55:46] Speaker A: I'm not worried about like, I'm not worried about it but like that's, that's kind of like that's I think partly the idea behind it. [01:55:54] Speaker B: I just think it's really cute that the Fed keeps counter programming programming with. With just hot garbage. And when every time it's like, wow, you really think you did something there, huh? Like you really think. [01:56:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think there's been an instance where they've actually hurt their numbers. Like the Fed makes their money and they get their ticket sales but like they never really detract from what AW is doing. [01:56:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:56:19] Speaker B: Yeah. It pisses them off to no end that there is an actual alternative that like can exist without and that they can't with and. And it just with them. Which is why like I. I was refilling my water during the Cajun Cope segment. But the digs at the other place bring them back, baby. I love that. The little digs at the Little digs at the Fed. Good. They're fascists. Like they suck and they're fascists and they should be called shitty because they are so like, like I. I love that. Bring it back. It was exquisite. Exquisite. Calling out the 50 pay cut from the other place. This whole Dynamite was hot as. [01:57:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I really like this Dynamite. Like I feel like they always struggle with like there's. It's like the Fed has this expectation that like because they have the Monday night Raw right after the Sunday pay per view. [01:57:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:57:17] Speaker A: There's Always the expected expectation that the first TV episode right after the big year ending pay per view is going to have like a bunch of debuts, a bunch of stuff happening all at once and like setting up a whole bunch of new stuff. And AEW never really does that. But then also the Fed is sort of bound by the fact that like this has to be that. Like that first Raw has to be a thing. And W. Or not W. AEW always gets to sort of breathe a little bit with it it by having it on Wednesday. But they've also never. The way I've thought about it is like they've. It's never like the first Dynamite after all. In has never felt like here's like this big thing that like is can't miss tv, but it's still a good show. Like it's a good show regardless. Usually. [01:58:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:07] Speaker A: And this was. This was like teetering on it because they. They had. They had returns like we had. Josh Alexander Tekla came back. [01:58:18] Speaker B: We had debuts with new level. [01:58:20] Speaker A: Yep. New level. Who had their first Dynamite match and they had a great match. They reminded us FTR is back. So like they did all this stuff and it felt like a big show and it felt like they were setting things up for the future. And then they hit you with the surprise main event for all out. Swerve, bro. Yeah, it's a swerve, bro. It's a swerve. It actually was a swerve. If you think about it. [01:58:45] Speaker B: It actually was a swerve. [01:58:47] Speaker C: Do like this is so the first time Will is defending the title. I suppose that's not super far away. [01:58:56] Speaker B: It's the 26th. [01:58:58] Speaker A: I think he's gonna probably defend it. He's probably gonna defend it at least once on Dynamite. [01:59:03] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. [01:59:04] Speaker A: I figure, yeah, like you can get. You can get a Gabe kid match out of the way because Gabe's not that big of a deal in aew. [01:59:13] Speaker B: Yeah. And he'll crush him because he's kindergarten. [01:59:18] Speaker A: It'll. It'll be fine. It'll be a fine match. [01:59:21] Speaker B: But yeah, it'll be fine. Good time. [01:59:23] Speaker A: But anyway, that's the show. [01:59:25] Speaker B: Times all around. That's the show. Anyone else have anything to say about Dynamite? [01:59:30] Speaker A: It was a Dynamite. That was good. [01:59:32] Speaker B: It was a Dynamite. That was good. [01:59:34] Speaker A: Should be in every segment. It. [01:59:36] Speaker B: Yes. [01:59:37] Speaker C: Huge gre. [01:59:38] Speaker B: It's good to see huge swinging dick. Tea. Yes. [01:59:41] Speaker A: Big dick. [01:59:44] Speaker B: Anyone have anything to say about anything else? Like, good. [01:59:52] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:59:53] Speaker B: Plug. Yeah. [01:59:55] Speaker A: Support stuff in your local community. [01:59:59] Speaker B: Yeah, support your local community. Put A trans person on your payroll. [02:00:04] Speaker A: Shop local. [02:00:06] Speaker B: Yeah, shop smart. Shop as smart. [02:00:09] Speaker A: Independent artists. [02:00:12] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, [02:00:17] Speaker A: People. Be gay. Do crimes. Don't trust anyone over 30. Except us, obviously. [02:00:24] Speaker B: Yes, yes. Nothing good happens. [02:00:27] Speaker C: I don't even trust myself. [02:00:31] Speaker A: Come on. [02:00:35] Speaker B: Nothing good happens after midnight. Except pizza. That, that's a shout out to my friend Mar, who said something similar to me recently. And yeah, no, that's about it. We love you all very much. [02:00:50] Speaker C: Happy wrestling. [02:00:52] Speaker B: Happy Wrestling. Patreon.com SL WNFF pod to give us money. We do still occasionally put commercial break commentaries up there every once in a while. There should be one coming up soon with Corey from last week. That was very fun. Extended talks with Corey. Yeah, and go check out Jack of All Graves. Go check out Everything is Wrestling, which continues to just bang along every two weeks. We just have had the Laws wrestling with Cheryl Michael, and that was amazing. And I. I got to talk about how, you know, possession is 9, 10 of the law. And. And you know, the system can be manipulated by bad actors. And as an example, we're going to introduce Eddie Guerrero and his chair. And there was lying, there was cheating store managers. We did not. No, we didn't get there. We had too much fun talking about the actual law again. I love that show. Like, yeah, it's technically about wrestling, but it's about like so much other stuff first. But yeah, no, great time. Go check that out. Yeah, that's it. Happy wrestling. [02:02:06] Speaker A: I had a concussion last week. [02:02:10] Speaker B: Oh, no. [02:02:12] Speaker A: I had a concussion. I had a ct. And apparently you are supposed to sleep after you get a concussion now. [02:02:20] Speaker C: Really? [02:02:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [02:02:22] Speaker A: Or at least that's what people I told about it. We had a conversation about it at this art gallery I went to. I was talking with everybody. He's like, oh, should you sleep after a concussion or should you not sleep after a concussion? It's like, I've just met like four people in this room, so we're talking about my brain. [02:02:41] Speaker B: Amazing. [02:02:43] Speaker A: Meanwhile, after I did it. [02:02:50] Speaker C: Flying headbutt backwards pretty much. [02:02:53] Speaker B: Damn it. [02:02:54] Speaker A: Pretty much, actually. Yeah. [02:02:57] Speaker B: I don't know. Anyways, I want more of that delicious jerky. [02:03:02] Speaker C: Sa. Look up and I'm just four tiny little paws in your walls. [02:03:34] Speaker A: Oh, my God.